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‎“…并把一根手指放在我鼻子旁边
[Santa] "…and laying a finger aside of my nose,
‎我对他点了一下头 然后上了烟囱！
I gave him a nod and up the chimney I rose!
‎我跳上雪橇 ‎给我的飞行团队吹了一声口哨
I sprang to my sleigh, gave my flight team a whistle,
‎然后我们就一起乘风而去
and away we all flew like the down of a thistle.
‎但在我们远离视线之前 ‎我对他们大喊一声
But I gave him a shout, ere we drove out of sight,
‎祝大家圣诞快乐…”
Merry Christmas to all…"
‎也祝大家晚安！
[kids] And to all a good night.
‎-好哎！ ‎-对！
-Yay! [laughing] -Yes! Ho ho ho ho!
[clock chimes] -Oh, would you look at that.
‎噢 看看啊
‎该睡觉了 小朋友
-Time for bed, little ones. [kids] Aww…
‎拜托 圣诞老人 再讲一个故事嘛
Come on, Santa, one more story.
‎还是不要了
I don't think so. What would your parents say?
‎你们父母会怎么说呢？
‎他们无所谓
They won't care.
-We won't tell. -Please?
‎-我们不说出去 ‎-求你了？
Ho ho ho ho! You must have heard every Christmas story there is by now.
‎所有的圣诞故事 ‎你们一定都已经听过了
‎不过还有一个故事 你们可能没听过
Although, there is one tale you may not have heard.
‎说实话 这个故事点疯狂
Honestly, it's kind of…
crazy.
You kids wouldn't want to hear a crazy Christmas story, would you?
‎你们这些孩子 ‎不会想要听疯狂的圣诞故事 对吧？
‎要听！
[kids] Yeah!
‎从前 有一个外星种族 ‎叫作克雷普兹族人
[Santa] Once upon a time, there was a race of aliens known as Klepts.
‎很久以前 他们是彩色的生物 ‎来自一个美丽的星球
[Santa] Long ago, they were colorful creatures from a beautiful planet,
‎但是他们变得贪婪
-but they grew greedy. -Ah!
‎他们掠夺了自己星球上的一切
They plundered all their home planet
-had to offer… -Hmm. Hmm. Hmm?
‎他们的颜色渐渐褪去
-…and their color faded away. -Aw…
So, they took to the stars…
‎于是 他们走向了太空
‎从一个星系又到另一个星系
moving from galaxy to galaxy,
‎肆无忌惮地欺骗、盗窃并掠夺
swindling, stealing and snatching whatever they could.
The poor Klepts had no concept of kindness or joy.
‎可怜的克雷普兹族人 ‎没有友善或喜悦的概念
‎他们只能感觉到贪婪
All they ever felt was greed.
‎但是克雷普兹族人拥有越多
But the more the Klepts had,
‎就越想要更多
the more they wanted.
[chuckles] They even stole from one another!
‎他们甚至互相偷窃！
-Ah! -X was the smallest of the Klepts,
‎X是克雷普兹族人中最小的一个
-but he was also the sneakiest. -Ah.
‎但他也是最狡诈的一个
Ha! Ah.
‎但是不论X多么聪明
[Santa] But no matter how clever X was… -Huh?
‎他始终是最小的一个
-…he was still the smallest. [laughing]
Huh? Aw…
[Santa] X was an excellent thief…
‎X是一个出色的盗贼
-but because of his size… -Ah!
‎但是因为他的体型
…the other Klepts
‎其他克雷普兹族人从来不把他当回事
-never took him seriously. [laughing]
Aw…
[Santa] The Klepts' supreme leader was a nasty piece of work,
‎克雷普兹族人的最高领导人 ‎是一个糟糕的家伙
‎刻薄、贪婪且危险
-mean, greedy, and dangerous. [throne whirring]
‎她的名字叫Z
Her name was Z.
‎Z即将揭晓她至今最为恶毒的计划
And Z was about to reveal
-her most diabolical plan yet. [staff clangs]
‎克雷普兹族人 有一块珍宝触手可及
Klepts, a fabulous treasure is within our grasp.
‎这是地球
This is Earth,
‎我们见到过的最丰饶的星球
the most stuff-filled planet we've ever seen.
‎独自存在于广袤的太空中 毫无防备
-Alone and unguarded… -Ooh!
…in the vastness of space.
‎几乎令人感到怜惜
You almost feel sorry for it.
[chuckles] Almost.
‎几乎
‎我们将建造终极武器：回旋仪！
We will build the ultimate weapon: the Gyrotron!
[Klepts] Ooh!
‎在星球的磁北极
[Z] At the magnetic North Pole of the planet,
-it will obliterate the planet's gravity. [beeping]
‎它将消除这个星球的重力
‎星球表面所有的东西都将飘入太空
All the stuff on the surface will float out into space,
where we will be waiting to snatch it up.
‎我们会在太空中等待着 ‎以便将一切收入囊中
‎我们会把他们的东西放入我们的仓库
We will stuff their stuff into our stuff chambers,
‎这样他们的东西 ‎就会成为我们的东西！
and then their stuff will be our stuff!
‎你们中的一个 ‎将前往地球组装回旋仪
One of you will go to Earth and assemble the Gyrotron.
[Klepts stop cheering and groan]
‎我提醒一下你们 失败会引起不满哦
And let me remind you that failure will be…
frowned upon.
‎有谁自告奋勇吗？
Any volunteers?
[Santa] X knew that if he could steal more stuff
‎X知道 如果能够成为 ‎克雷普兹族史上偷东西最多的人
-than any Klept in Klept history… -Hmm!
‎他们最终会被迫重视自己
…they would finally be forced to take him seriously.
‎你自告奋勇？
You're volunteering?
‎我倒是希望来一个更高一点的
I was hoping for someone a bit taller.
[Klepts laughing] -Oh…
Hmph!
‎好的 任务归你了 小克雷普兹族人
Okay, the job is yours, little Klept.
‎让我看看你的本事吧
Impress me.
-Huh? Ooh! [beeps, whirs]
[Santa] X had been assigned a Semi-Automatic-Multi-Tasking-Unit,
‎上级给X分配了 ‎一个半自动多任务装置
‎简称“参图”
-or SAMTU. [X grunting]
‎当时X并不知道参图会是多么有用
[Santa] And little did X realize just how helpful SAMTU would turn out to be.
Mmm! Ow! Ooh!
Ow!
‎（北极）
‎有很多地方可以建造这末日武器
[Santa] Of all the places to build their weapon of doom,
‎克雷普兹族人选择了北极
the Klepts chose the North Pole…
‎就在圣诞镇的中心
right in the heart of Christmas Town…
‎就在圣诞夜之前两天！
just two days before Christmas Eve!
‎谁会成为第一道防线
And who would be the first line of defense
‎来抵御这外星入侵呢？
against this alien invasion?
‎几个精灵
A handful of elves.
[girl giggles] Hold still, let me put your ribbon on.
‎别动 我给你把带子戴上
‎张大嘴巴
[woman] Now, say "ah."
‎妈妈 帮帮我！
[girl] Mom, help!
‎试试你父亲的自动打结器
Try your father's auto-bow.
Point it at the puppy and push the button.
‎对着小狗按下按钮
‎他的小设备都很好
His gadgets are great… mostly. [chuckles]
‎多数情况是这样
[gasps] Yay! You look perfect!
‎好哎！你看起来太棒了！
‎妈妈 我们不能把它送走 看它的眼睛
-Mom, we can't give this one away. [panting]
Look at those eyes.
‎但是圣诞的真谛就在于付出
-Giving is what Christmas is all about. -I know.
‎我知道
‎可是它真的好乖啊！
But she's such a good girl!
‎当X看到圣诞镇的时候
[Santa] When X laid eyes on Christmas Town,
‎他没有看到魔法和神奇
he didn't see magic and wonder.
‎在他眼里都是可以偷的东西
He only saw all the stuff
he could steal.
Oh! Ooh!
Whoopee!
Huh? Oh! [giggles]
‎克雷普兹族人天性爱偷东西
[Santa] It's in a Klept's nature to steal,
‎所以圣诞镇对X来说就是天堂
-so, Christmas Town was a paradise for X. -Wow!
‎参图把他带到建造回旋仪的准确位置
As SAMTU led him to the precise spot where they would build the Gyrotron,
‎X情不自禁地偷东西
X couldn't help but pilfer.
[grunts] Oh… Hmm.
Oh… Ah!
[giggles] Mmm-hmm. Whoo-hoo!
[Santa] X didn't know it, but he had arrived on a particularly special night.
‎X并不知道 自己到来的时候 ‎是一个特别的夜晚
‎在镇子的另一边 ‎我正在展示我们最新的发明
On the other side of town, I was presenting our newest invention.
‎看你的了 大个子 三、二…
You're on, big guy. Three, two…
‎大家好！
Hello-ho-ho, everyone!
‎感谢你们前来！
And thank you for coming.
‎我知道你们都很忙 ‎不过你们是我的家人
I know how busy you all are, but you're my family,
‎我有很棒的东西给你们看
and I have something incredible to show you.
‎大家都喜欢宝宝！
Everybody loves a baby! They're soft and cute.
‎他们又柔软 又可爱
‎所以也难怪地球上的孩子越来越多
So, it's no wonder the planet is bursting with more kids than ever before.
‎朋友们
Friends, we need a faster method
‎我们需要一个更快的方法送礼物
for delivering gifts.
‎我有一个愿景 有一个梦！
I had a vision, a dream!
‎我看到我们把礼物 ‎带给地球上每一个男孩和女孩
I saw us bringing gifts to every girl and boy on the face of the Earth
‎以光的速度！
at the speed of light!
[elves] Ooh!
‎在我们首席机械师欧比的帮助下
And with the help of our lead mechanic, Obie,
‎我们把我的梦变成了现实！
-we have made my dream a reality! [applause, cheering]
‎精灵、雪人、北极的公民
Elves, snowmen, citizens of the North Pole,
‎请允许我给大家展示
may I present to you,
‎豪华、满载 ‎无视重力的超级圣诞雪橇！
the deluxe, fully loaded,
gravity-defying Santa Super Sleigh!
‎我亲自取的名字
I named it myself.
‎-是我爸爸造的！ ‎-没错
-My dad made that! -Yes, he did.
‎-嘘！ ‎-嘘！
-Boo! -Boo!
Okay, here we go.
‎好的 启动
[elves] Ooh!
Ho-ho-ho-ho!
-Hi! Oh! Oh, that's not good. [alarm beeping]
‎你好
‎噢 这可不妙
[engine backfiring] -Oh!
-Whoa! -I have a feeling that this year
‎我有预感今年会是最火爆的圣诞…
will be the most crackerjack Christm-- Ahh!
-Whoa! Santa! Watch out! [screams]
‎圣诞老人！小心！
‎不妙
Not good.
‎让我把…
Let me turn the… No! Ah! Whoa!
‎没事 没事
Okay, okay, no, it's okay. No, no, no, no.
‎不不不
Santa?
‎圣诞老人？
Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
‎圣诞老人 你没事吧？
Santa, are you okay?
‎这不在计划之内 不过很好玩！
[chuckles] Well, that wasn't part of the plan, but it was fun!
‎大家都没事吧？
Everyone okay?
‎对不起 光速助推器还是没有太…
Sorry, the light-speed booster still isn't quite up to--
Christmas Eve is tomorrow!
‎但明天就是圣诞前夜
‎没有超级雪橇 我们怎么送礼物呢？
How will we deliver gifts without the Super Sleigh?
[chuckles] There's plenty of time!
‎时间充足！
‎在明天午夜之前 ‎雪橇就可以完全正常地工作
By midnight tomorrow, the sleigh will be in perfect working order.
‎我对欧比充满信心
I have full faith in Obie.
Okay.
‎好吧 嗯
Yeah.
‎你还好吧？
-Are you okay? -I'm fine. I just--
‎我没事 只是…我真的得回去工作了
I really gotta get back to work.
‎等等 你不回家？
Wait, you're not coming home?
‎我不能回家 对不起
I can't, I… I'm sorry.
‎雪橇是我的责任 ‎我不能让圣诞老人失望
The sleigh is my responsibility, and I can't let Santa down.
‎不过我会晚一点回家哄你睡觉
But I'll be home later to tuck you in. I promise.
‎我保证
‎好的 我明白
Okay, I understand.
‎诺儿 我在尽全力
Noelle, I'm… I'm trying my best.
‎我们知道的
We know you are.
‎我会补偿她
I'll make it up to her. I'll find her the best Christmas gift ever this year.
‎今年我会给她找到 ‎史上最好的圣诞礼物
‎她唯一想要的礼物就是你
The only gift she wants is you.
‎你把雪橇修好 然后回家陪我们
You get that sleigh fixed and come home to us.
-Huh? Oh… Mmm… [beeping]
Huh?
Ooh!
-Huh! Wow! [machinery whirring]
[X] Ooh!
[doll 1] Mama. [doll 2] Papa.
‎-妈妈 ‎-爸爸
Huh? Ah!
Hmm.
Ah! [straining]
Whoo! Whoo!
Ah! [grunts]
‎妈妈
[doll] Mama.
‎妈妈
Mama.
[clatters] -Ah.
-Oh… Oh! [whirs loudly]
Oh…
‎离圣诞节只剩一天了
[Santa] It was just one more day until Christmas.
‎我和我的飞行团队
My flight crew and I made the final plans for our first light-speed delivery.
‎已为我们第一次光速送礼物安排妥当
‎但并不是每个人都感受到了圣诞氛围
But not everyone was feeling the Christmas spirit.
‎在家里 欧比的家人在想他
And back home, Obie's family was missing him.
[X] Mmm-hmm! Mmm-hmm-hmm. Mmm, mmm.
Mmm! Eh?
Eh?
Huh?
[rattles] -Uh-huh.
-Huh? Oh… [power hums]
Ah! Ah! Ah!
‎回旋仪能摧毁重力 但它有一项缺点
[Santa] One downside of the gravity-destroying Gyrotron
‎那就是需要进行一些组装
is that some assembly is required.
Ah!
Eh…
Mmm-hmm. Huh…
Hmm.
-Mmm! [taps softly]
Ah! [gibbers]
‎每当克雷普兹族人完全没办法的时候
[Santa] Whenever a Klept is completely out of options,
‎他们最终的解决方法就是装死
their final resort is to play dead.
‎组装回旋仪是X的工作
It was X's job to assemble the Gyrotron,
‎但是他还有别的事要做
-but he had better things to do. -Hmm.
So, he reprogrammed SAMTU to do the job for him.
‎于是 他给参图重新设定程序 ‎为自己完成工作
Mmm…
‎X知道自己的任务最为重要
[Santa] X knew his mission was top priority,
‎但是他忍不住去想圣诞镇
but he couldn't stop thinking
-about Christmas Town. -Ooh.
‎在他上方 有好多东西 ‎在等着求着被拿走
[Santa] Up above him, there was so much stuff just waiting,
begging, to be taken.
Ah.
Uh-huh.
Huh? Ooh!
Oh…
[grunting excitedly] [Obie] Santa,
‎圣诞老人 我不知道是什么问题 ‎但光速推进器还是不起作用
I don't know what's wrong,
but the light-speed booster won't work.
I know my calculations are right, but…
‎我知道我计算没错 但是…
-Maybe they're not. [X groans]
‎好吧 也许是错了
‎一定完全没问题 欧比
[Santa] I'm sure they're perfect.
‎如果有谁能做到 那一定是你
-If anyone can do this, it's you. [X gasps]
‎你继续工作吧
[Santa] I'll let you get back to work. [Obie] Okay.
‎好的
‎谢谢 圣诞老人
Thanks, Santa.
‎有人吗？
Hello?
‎有谁在吗？
Somebody there?
‎有人吗？
[Obie] Hello?
-Oh. [gibbers]
‎噢 一个玩具 是娃娃吗？
Oh, just a toy. What are you, a doll?
‎妈妈
Mama.
‎-不错 ‎-爸爸
-Nice. -Papa.
‎哎 我知道有人会非常喜欢你
Hey, hey! I know someone who's gonna just love you.
Ho-ho-ho-ho!
‎荷莉？你还醒着吗？
Holly? You up?
‎晚安 小糖果
Good night, Sugarplum.
‎对不起 我没有…
Sorry I haven't been, uh…
‎对不起
I'm just sorry.
[Holly] Mmm.
‎圣诞快乐
[whispers] Merry Christmas.
[Holly] Hmm.
Huh?
Oh…
[yelps] -Mmm.
‎在这一刻
[Santa] In that moment… -Huh?
‎X感受到了 ‎自己以前从未感受到的东西
…X felt something he'd never felt before.
-Something he didn't even have a word for. -Ah…
‎他自己甚至都没有词语来描述
‎但我们有
But we do.
‎那就是爱 纯粹而甜美
-It was love, pure and sweet. -Ah.
‎X想要忘记这奇怪的感觉
X wanted to forget about this strange feeling.
‎但无论是否喜欢 他已经深陷其中
But like it or not, he was trapped.
Ah.
Ah. [gibbers]
‎你是谁？
Who are you?
‎（爸爸送的礼物）
‎爸爸 太棒了！
Dad, Dad, it's perfect!
‎你是怎么找到的？
How did you find it?
Oh.
‎爸爸在哪里？
Where's Dad?
‎在上班？好吧
Work? That's okay.
‎他得修好雪橇 我知道
He needs to fix the sleigh, I know.
‎噢 看到爸爸送了什么给我吗？
Oh, did you see what Dad got me?
‎没有
I did not.
‎是一个娃娃！
It's a doll!
‎我不太清楚是什么娃娃
And I don't quite know what kind of doll,
‎不过我觉得它挺特别
but I think there's something special about it.
‎在圣诞镇 ‎没什么可以和圣诞前夜相比
[Santa] There's nothing quite like Christmas Eve in Christmas Town.
‎每家每户都洋溢着欢乐的气氛
There's a spirit of joy
that spreads through every household.
‎深深地感谢我们爱的人
A deep appreciation for those we love
‎以及我们有机会共度的宝贵时光
and the precious time we get to spend together.
‎这些感觉对X来说是全新的
These feelings were brand new to X
‎使他感到非常奇怪
-and made him feel awfully strange. [tinkling]
‎随着这一天慢慢过去
-And as the day went on… [elves caroling]
‎X看到了日常的友善和慷慨行为
…X witnessed everyday acts of kindness and generosity.
‎他看到精灵们是多么热爱唱歌
He saw how the elves loved to sing songs,
‎赠送礼物、欢声笑语
give gifts, to smile and laugh.
‎这些精灵太奇怪了！
What utterly strange creatures these elves were.
‎有好多好东西可以偷啊！
There was so much wonderful stuff to steal!
‎他们应该拿走 他心想
They should be taking, he thought.
‎可他们什么都没偷！
Yet they were not stealing a thing!
‎X完全无法理解
It all made no sense to X.
[chuckles quietly] Ah.
[Holly] Are you leaving, too? -Huh?
‎你也要走吗？
‎你不用假装 我早就知道你会走路
You don't have to pretend.
I knew you could walk. You're not very good at hiding it.
‎你不太擅长隐藏这一点
‎没事 你想要什么都行 ‎只不过是东西罢了
It's okay. You can have whatever you want.
It's just stuff.
‎你为什么要走？
-Why are you leaving? -Um…
‎你也得去上班吗？
Do you have to go to work, too?
‎没事 我明白
That's okay. I understand.
‎在这里等一下
Wait here.
Huh?
‎给你
[panting] -Here you go.
‎没人喜欢孤零零一个人 ‎尤其是在圣诞节
Nobody likes being alone, especially on Christmas.
[barks] -Hmm.
Ugh. Ah. [laughs]
‎X终于明白 收到礼物是多么美好
[Santa] X finally understood how wonderful it was to receive a gift.
‎比偷好多了！
-It was so much better than stealing! [gasps]
‎因为礼物不仅是无意义的东西
Because a present wasn't just meaningless stuff.
‎它意味着有人关心他
It meant someone cared about him.
‎像这样的爱的行动？
An act of love like that?
‎这不光改变了X的内心
Well, it didn't just change X on the inside.
Hoo-hoo!
‎X感到棒极了！
[Santa] X felt amazing!
‎他非常想要分享这种感觉
And he wanted, more than anything, to share this feeling,
‎让荷莉看到 自己也同样关心她
to show Holly that he cared about her just as much.
‎但X能给她什么她没有的东西呢？
But what could X give her that she didn't already have?
Hmm.
‎他们在圣诞镇的街道上飞奔的时候
As they raced through Christmas Town,
‎X把一切都告诉了荷莉
-X told Holly everything. -Whoa!
‎告诉她克雷普兹族人 ‎以及最高领导人Z的事
He told her about the Klepts and Supreme Leader Z
‎还有派他来这里要做的事
-and what he was sent here to do. -What?
‎什么？
‎但是他说自己打算不做了
He told her he wasn't going to do that anymore.
‎相反 他想出了一个美妙的新计划 ‎就为了荷莉
Instead, he'd come up with a wonderful new plan, just for Holly.
[Holly] Whoo-hoo!
Whoa.
‎X 当心！
X, look out!
[X] Huh?
‎小心一点
Be careful.
‎在成功地给参图重新设定程序之后 ‎X做好了启动计划的准备
[Santa] With SAMTU successfully reprogrammed,
X was ready to begin his plan.
‎爸爸？
Dad? Dad?
[X] Ah. Aha.
Uh-huh?
[scanner beeping] [X] Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. Hmm!
Mmm-hmm. Ah.
I don't know where my dad is.
‎我不知道我爸爸在哪里
[barking] -Whoa!
‎有了新的雪橇 ‎我们的送礼物时间可以削减九成！
With a new sleigh, our delivery time will be cut by 90%!
Uh… Santa?
‎-圣诞老人？ ‎-欧比 都还好吧？
Obie? Is everything okay?
‎呃 不太好
Well, not exactly.
‎我修不好
I… I couldn't fix it.
‎我什么都试过了 就是不行 ‎我一定是算错了 我…
I tried everything. It just won't work. My math must have been wrong, and I…
‎我很抱歉 我让你失望了 ‎圣诞节被我毁了
I'm sorry. I… I failed you, and I ruined Christmas.
‎我今年给了你很大压力 ‎是吧 老朋友？
I've put a lot of pressure on you this year, haven't I, old friend?
‎确实是这样 对不起
I have, and I'm sorry.
‎不如一起看一下雪橇 ‎看看咱们有没有什么办法
How about we look at this sleigh together and see what we can do.
‎你说怎么样？
What do you say?
‎圣诞老人
Hey, Santa?
Uh, just in case we can't get the sleigh to work, do you have a plan B?
‎万一咱们没办法修好雪橇 ‎你有没有后备方案？
Ho-ho-ho! Nope.
‎没有
Fixing the Super Sleigh might have been difficult for Obie,
‎修超级雪橇 对欧比来说或许很难
‎但对于参图来说 ‎光速发动机修理在他的程序范围之内
but for SAMTU, light-speed engine repair
-was well within his programming. -Ah.
Yoo-hoo!
‎你成功了！
You did it! You did it!
‎欧比 你给我搞恶作剧啊！
Obie, you were pranking me! [laughs]
‎太棒了！
How wonderful!
Uh… I, uh… Just a second, Santa.
‎我…
‎稍等 圣诞老人
‎爸爸！
Dad!
-What's going on? How-- -It was X! The doll you gave me.
‎怎么回事？你怎么…
‎是X！你给我的那个娃娃
‎-嗯 ‎-他不是娃娃 是外星人！
He's not a doll, he's an alien! He came to steal.
‎-好的 ‎-他来这里偷东西
But I gave him a puppy, and he changed colors!
‎我给他小狗 他就变了颜色
‎-嗯 ‎-他有个机器人
And he has a robot.
‎-机器人之前也在做坏事 ‎-嗯
The robot was doing bad things.
X reprogrammed him, then we came here, and his robot fixed the sleigh!
‎但X给他重新设定程序
‎然后我们来这里 ‎机器人就把雪橇修好了
‎我…可是为什么呢？
I… But why?
‎这样咱们就能在圣诞节团圆了
So we can all be together on Christmas.
‎这是X送我的礼物
That was X's present to me.
‎谢谢你
Thank you.
[Santa] X was the first Klept in history
‎X是史上第一个 ‎送出礼物的克雷普兹族人
-to give a gift… -Hmm.
‎这种感觉比他希望的更好
…and it felt even better than he had hoped.
The little alien was imbued with the spirit of Christmas.
‎小外星人沉浸在圣诞氛围之中
‎超级圣诞雪橇整装待发！
The fully-loaded Super Santa Sleigh was ready to rip!
‎欧比和荷莉团圆了
And Obie and Holly were together.
-Ho ho ho! [Holly] Whoo-hoo!
‎一个圣诞故事完美大团圆结局
[Santa] A perfect, happy ending for our Christmas tale.
‎但我可没说这个圣诞是大团圆结局
I never said this Christmas story had a happy ending.
‎我说了这个故事很疯狂！
-I said this story was crazy! [elves screaming]
‎你们一定忘记了老Z 是吧？
Bet you forgot about old Z, didn't you?
‎她没忘记
[chuckles] Well, she didn't forget,
‎她来到这里完成任务
and was here to finish the job.
‎激活回旋仪！
Activate the Gyrotron!
‎摧毁地球重力 拿走一切！
Destroy Earth's gravity and take everything!
‎外星人袭击啦！撤退！
Alien attack! Retreat!
‎太多…
There's too many of--
‎派冰雪旅守住北墙！
Secure the north wall with the Ice Brigade!
‎空中驯鹿到西边支援！
Aerial reindeer support to the west!
‎圣诞镇战斗开始了
The battle for Christmas Town had begun.
Aha!
‎好哎！
‎-爸 妈妈在狗狗屋 咱们得赶快去！ ‎-对 跟紧我！
-Mom's at the kennel! We have to go! -You're right. Stay close!
‎X知道 回旋仪仍然可以激活
[Santa] X knew that the Gyrotron
-could still be activated… -Ah!
‎于是 他派参图去看一下
-…so he sent SAMTU to check on it. [beeping]
[Klepts gibbering] -Whoa!
‎把雪橇开去安全的地方！
Get the sleigh to safety!
‎谁都不能来给我的节日捣乱！
Nobody messes with my holiday!
Hi-ya! Ho ho ho!
Whoo!
Whoa!
Oh! Oh, boy! This complicates things.
‎天哪！这可麻烦了
‎把他们都拉到一起
-Let's round them all up. [barking]
Come here, little guy.
‎过来 小家伙
Heads up. Puppy coming your way.
‎小心 小狗来了
‎这还挺好玩的
This is kind of fun, once you get used to it.
‎习惯了就好
[Holly gasps] [Noelle] What's wrong?
‎-怎么了？ ‎-我们能对付 妈妈
We got this, Mom.
[Holly] Yes!
‎好！
-Ha! [blasters cocking]
Ahh!
[X] Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Yeah, ha, ha, ha!
‎谁来把那可怜玩意儿从天上轰下来？
Will someone please blast that miserable thing out of the sky?
[X whooping] Ah!
‎不是吧！
-Oh, no! [X screaming]
Ooph!
[gibbering gratefully] -Forget about it.
‎算了
‎我们就是干这个的
It's what we do.
[X] Whoo!
[giggles] Aw.
[blasters powering up] -Ahh!
‎结果一败涂地
[Santa] It was a devastating loss.
‎圣诞镇陷落
Christmas Town had fallen,
‎克雷普兹族人胜利了
and the Klepts were triumphant.
‎妈妈
[doll squeaks] Mama.
‎X！
[echoing] X!
‎走近一点 好让我看得见你
Come closer so I can see you.
‎你没有按我的计划行动
You deviated from my plan.
‎克雷普兹族人！
Klepts!
‎见一下你们的新任副最高领导人！
I would like you to meet your new
-Vice Supreme Leader! -Huh?
‎X所显示出的肆无忌惮的狡诈 ‎超过了你们的总和
X has shown more unscrupulous treachery
-than all of you combined. -Huh.
‎他组装好回旋仪
He assembled the Gyrotron,
‎取得了这些低能生物的信任
gained the trust of these moronic creatures
‎给我们带来了 ‎前所未见的最好的东西！
and led us right to the best stuff we have ever seen!
‎这曾经是X想要拥有的一切
[Z cackles] [Santa] Once upon a time,
this would have been everything X could have ever wanted.
‎但是当他看见荷莉的时候
But when he saw Holly,
‎他就知道自己必须怎么做
X knew what he had to do.
[puppy barks] -Huh?
[panting] -What are you doing?
‎你干嘛？
‎你到底…
What in the-- Ah!
[staff clatters] -Ugh. Huh?
Huh! Huh…
[puppy whimpers] -Aw…
‎我怎么了？
What's happening to me?
‎我感到好温暖
I feel so… warm.
[tinkling] -It's… It's…
‎太奇妙了！
it's wonderful!
‎长久以来 克雷普兹族人心中的空虚
[Santa] For so long there had been an emptiness
-inside the Klepts… [growls]
‎夺来多少东西都无法填满
…that no amount of taking could ever fill.
[squeaks] -Merry Christmas.
‎圣诞快乐
[Klept] Hmm… Hmm! Aw… [Santa] But now, thanks to X,
‎但是现在 多亏了X
‎这空虚被爱填满
that hollow space was filled with love…
‎被圣诞的精神转化
and transformed by the spirit of Christmas.
‎是的 是给予这个新的概念
Yes, it was this new concept of giving
‎改变了克雷普兹族人
that changed the Klepts.
‎圣诞快乐
Merry Christmas.
‎他们变回了曾经的彩色生物
[Santa] They were restored to the colorful creatures they once were.
[all cheering] [Santa] Ho ho ho!
[Noelle] Mmm.
[X] Huh?
[Santa] It's Christmas.
‎圣诞节到了
‎太阳正在升起
The sun's coming up.
Children will wake up, and there'll be nothing under their trees!
‎孩子们会醒来 ‎但他们的圣诞树下什么都没有！
‎而且没时间送礼物了
And there's not enough time to deliver the gifts.
‎是的 小X这一整天都在给他们惊喜
[Santa] Yes, that little X surprised them all that day.
Hmm.
‎他也许是最小的克雷普兹族人
[Santa] He may have been the smallest of Klepts, but it turns out
‎但是 原来他有最宽广的心胸
-he had the biggest heart. -Ah!
‎圣诞节的早晨 黎明破晓
[Santa] And as dawn broke on Christmas morning,
‎全世界永远无法预测
the world could never have predicted just how special,
‎这一天会多么特殊、多么独一无二
how unique, how…
‎多么充满外星风情
…alien it would be.
‎克雷普兹族人用宇宙飞船舰队 ‎帮助运送玩具
The Klepts helped deliver toys in an armada of spaceships.
‎比光速更快！
Faster than the speed of light!
‎就像我的愿景一样！
Just like my vision!
‎差不多吧
Sort of.
‎这一切都要感谢一个小姑娘
It was all thanks to a little girl
‎还有一个更小的外星人
and an even littler alien,
‎还有许多的爱
and a whole lot of love.
‎这就是第一个外星圣诞节的故事
And that is the story of the very first Alien Christmas.
‎剧终
The end.
Aw…