Come on, it's nice to be home, isn't it?
Kim. Do you mind if we have a quick chat before we go in?
Oh, Mum. You left a dead deer on the porch.
I left in a hurry, didn't I?
Come on, Jay. Give us a hand. Over here.
Nick!
Stop moaning and get on with it.
It fucking stinks.
So this is the penguin, ehh?
Hey, little guy. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you too.
You seem nice
and genuinely sorry about something.
I am sorry, penguin.
Very much so.
Guy's filthy.
When was the last time you cleaned him?
Actually, that's my dead father's blood.
I never felt like washing it. So thanks for that.
Okay, so I'm just gonna..
Right.
Let's get this fire lit and the shutters down.
Great idea.
It may not look like much, guys, but we're safe here.
There's not a soul for miles.
No one will find us.
We are completely alone.
What's happening?
Beth!
What are you doing? What are you doing?
Put your guns down.
Welcome, Beth. So nice to finally meet you.
Shit!
Are you alright?
Kim.
What's that?
So...
we should have enough firepower.
The problem is going to be getting down to the cabin
without them seeing us.
My mom always said that
a problem is just a solution that hasn't been found yet.
Well, your mother is a fucking idiot, isn't she?
Well, if the solution hasn't been found
then it's fucking problem, isn't it?
- Sir! - Well, that is the point.
There is no problem.
It's just a solution that hasn't been found yet.
Which is a problem.
In fact, it's exact fucking definition of a problem.
- Jesus. - Sir!
We're just going to have to agree to disagree then, aren't we?
You feel alright, Thompson?
What?
Because you're getting awfully big for your boots.
You know that, don't you?
Sorry, are we boring you?
This is the path to the house sir.
We need to follow tactical protocol from this point on.
Uhh, go on then.
Where does Terry find these girls?
I basically feel that we are better off on our own.
- Here you go. - But,
why are we having sandwiches?
We need to leave right now.
If you leave now, you'll only get yourself in more danger.
Kim's right.
And the traps will slow them down
but they'll be here pretty soon.
Our best bet is fighting them on our home turf.
Definitely. I agree with Kim.
Jesus!
Who are you people?
I'm really sorry that you're in the situation.
But right now I'm going to need you to go and hide out the back
while I set some bear traps and clean out the cannon.
I'll come and help.
- Nicky. You stay here. - Sure.
Mom! Hold the fort until I'm back.
Kim!
Go back, Nicky.
We need to talk.
No, seriously, you need to go back right now.
I just wanna apologise for..
No. I'm fine, please You just have to stop walking right ...
now!
Why didn't you tell me?
I tried to sort it.
I even went to the police and look where that got me.
Well, you could have told me.
Okay. What about you?
I know about the baby, Beth.
Why didn't you just tell me?
That's why I came here.
To tell you.
I'm really sorry.
I was freaking out.
And then I thought, well,
if I'm freaking out, he's definitely gonna freak out.
Okay. Can I ask you to promise me something, Beth?
If you promise to still love me.
Even if I don't fucking make anything of myself, then..
- Babe, of course I... - No..no..
If..if you can promise me that.
Then I'll promise to give everything I've got to you and that...
our baby.
Every single fucking thing.
I swear to God.
You're not freaking out, then?
I'm freaking in, babe.
Right, you two.
Take this,
you're going to need it.
- That killed the moment, didn't it? - Yeah.
Okay. So the thing is
I've made these landmines myself
and it looks like it's malfunctioned.
But I do want to disarm it just to be sure.
Two things while I'm getting wire cutters.
One, don't lift your foot
and two,
please don't tell my mom it malfunctioned.
Mums are the worst, right?
Look, I'm sorry about the diary.
I really am.
Just
don't let your mom use this as an excuse to keep you here.
Please.
Stay here. Don't move.
I'm going to go and check what fuse I've used.
And if everything is fine,
I'll just shout the words.
Jammie Dodgers?
Exactly.
Then, you'll know it's safe to move.
See you in a minute.
You alright, pickle?
Those bomb fuses you got me for Christmas,
they weren't the pressure released kind by any chance, were they?
Yeah, but I built in a timer delay for training purposes.
Oh, thank God.
How long?
Why? What's happened?
Nothing, everything's fine.
Mom, wait.
Oh, my gosh.
He's..
..such a loser.
Look at him.
I bet that's how he dances.
I mean, seriously, I know I messed up
but you're really going to choose him over me?
How is it possible to know so little about
the only person in the world you actually know?
I'm so sorry.
What?
We're gonna take our chances.
Go via the back way.
I'm sorry.
It's like you said,
nothing else matters now
apart from this kid.
And that's it.
Tina, I'm really sorry.
No, no.
Don't be sorry.
Kim, there's something I need to tell you.
You alright, mate?
Long time.
I like what you've done with the place.
Rustic setting. Crazy killer traps.
It's nice.
Don't fucking move.
Are you okay? Has he hurt you?
Good to see the little one all grown up too.
What's he talking about?
Boyfriend's is a bit of a dick though, right?
Oh, we're not actually a couple, so joke's on you.
I mean there was a kiss but it got ruined
because of this whole diary listing.
Anyway, basically this whole thing happen with this book...
Do you want to shut the fuck up?
Sure.
- What's wrong with the kid? - I know, right?
Wait, do you two know each other?
Me and your mom used to be partners.
Didn't we, Jo?
Jo?
Please don't.
Rising star of the force.
So good in fact that she found out that I was on Jimmy's payroll.
Didn't you, you little monkey?
So I did what any good partner would do
and I cut her in
and business was good. Trust me.
It wasn't like that Kim.
I did it for him. He was my partner.
He would have gone to prison for years otherwise.
You did it for the money just like the rest of us.
No, he begged me, Kim.
But you took the money?
Just, like the rest of us.
Kim, listen to me.
Things got out of control really really fast.
I tried to get out. But then Jimmy came after me.
Yeah, he came after you, but...
you're not who he found, are you?
He found dad?
We're gonna leave that night but I..
I was one day too late.
This whole thing is because of you?
Dad died because of you.
Okay.
Next time you move, this gun goes off.
Good to know.
Fuck!
Sorry, er...
Jesus!
Fuck!
What are we gonna do?
I'm fine.
If you bleed out now, mom,
I won't get the chance to kill you myself.
Now hold it.
Yo, yo, yo, I'm coming out with the bag.
Stop shooting.
All right. Here's the money. Yeah?
This is what you came here for
so
just
just take it and go, innit.
Isn't it!
Hey, Nick.
Guess what?
Beth's pregnant.
Oh my God. That's so...
Beth. Congratulations.
Thanks Nicky.
I thought you were glowing.
Well, come up here then and give me a hug then or what?
You know, I would but
I'm stood on a landmine, so...
What?
God!
- Idiot. - Fuck my mind...
Go and get it then.
You go and get it.
You lied to me, Mom.
My whole life is a lie.
Please don't say that.
Why would you keep this from me?
Because I love you.
And I only love you.
There's nothing else. There's no other people. No other places.
It's just you.
Did you ever think maybe that's the problem?
No, I didn't.
Thompson!
Cover me.
Mum.
Wait here.
Mum.
Jo,
what are you doing, Jo?
No one else needs to die today. All right?
Jimmy's dead.
I'm out. I'm done.
So let's just put the guns down.
What about Terry?
I'll tell her that Kim stood on a landmine or something.
Listen,
Jo.
You let me take this money.
And you will never see us again.
I swear.
Cross My Heart Hope To....
Now then,
I am afraid I'm going to need to take a body back to Terry.
So, who's it going to be?
Mom, don't!
Throw your gun down and come out Kim.
Stay exactly where you are.
Tell you what Kim,
I'll let you decide
Your mum.
Or this drib!
You got three seconds or I just shoot them both.
Three
Two
Fuck!
-One. - Wait!
I'm the one you want.
Kim!
I won't choose between them.
Because whichever one I choose I'll still be trapped.
Kim don't.
Do what you want.
Kill me.
Take the money.
Go off somewhere and
eat a huge pile
of Jammie Dodgers.
Excuse me?
I've heard that they are really nice.
You're weird!
Nicky, are you okay?
Hold on.
Look!
Are you shot?
No, but that's really gonna sting in the bath.
Oh God.
Okay.
Look,
I'm just gonna..
just going to take the money
and go. Okay?
I know you're not going to shoot me in the back either.
I can see it in your eyes.
So I'm just going to leave and you're not going to stop me
because you're just too nice.
Wait...wait...wait
Hang on just a
few
more
seconds.
What for?
Dear Mum.
I'm sorry for leaving...again.
I know this is hard for you.
But I have to go.
To get away from all the lies.
And figure out who I really am.
The world may be a scary place.
It can also be beautiful.
I'm not going to hide anymore.
I am ready
and I can look after myself.
I know you thought you were keeping me safe.
And I hope one day you can make this right between us.
I do love you, Mum.
I just don't know right now if I can forgive you.
Bye, Mum.
Love Kim
I told you, you're shit with women.
Thanks.
No problem, bro.
You know you're going to be a shit dad.
It's true.
He's gonna leave the baby on a bus.
So you didn't tell her everything?
Another day, perhaps?