There are some friends you'll have for the rest of your life. 有些朋友会陪伴你度过余生。
You're welded together by love, 你们被爱情凝聚在一起,
trust, respect, 信任，尊重,
or loss. 或者损失。
Or in our case, simple embarrassment. 或者在我们的例子中，简单的尴尬。
Stand clear of the doors. 离门远点。
Mind the gap. 小心缝隙。
Let's all go down to Oxford Circus, past Trafalgar Square... 让我们一起去牛津广场，经过特拉法加广场广场..。
And then from Charing Cross right up to Euston. 然后从查林十字车站一直到尤斯顿。
Then change to the Victoria, 然后换乘维多利亚号,
then the Piccadilly takes us round to Gloucester Road, 然后皮卡迪利大街转到格洛斯特路,
Kensington and Notting Hill Gate. 肯辛顿和诺丁山门。
Holland Park, and Shepherds Bush. 荷兰公园和布什牧羊人。
- Ladbroke Grove, Westbourne Park. - Royal Oak and Paddington. - Ladbroke Grove，Westbourne Park-皇家橡树公园和帕丁顿。
Edgware Road and Baker Street. 爱德华道及必嘉街。
Great Portland Street and Euston Square. 大砵兰街及 Euston Square。
Barbican and Aldgate East and change for Tower Hill. 巴比肯艺术中心和 Aldgate East。
Fulham Broadway, heading down for Wimbledon. 富勒姆百老汇，前往温布尔登。
Wimbledon Park. Now we've crossed the Thames. 温布尔登公园，现在我们已经穿过了泰晤士河。
Back to Earl's Court right up to Victoria. 回到伯爵宫直到维多利亚。
Change for Green Park. 绿色公园的改变。
Home in time for tea. 及时回家喝茶。
To check the map to find the route to start again. 查看地图找到重新开始的路线。
So, after tea we're off again. 所以，喝完茶我们又要走了。
We go through Swiss Cottage heading northward on the Jubilee. 我们穿过瑞士小屋，在朱比利号上向北行进。
We change to the Metropolitan at Finchley Road, 我们在 Finchley Road 转机去大都会酒店,
which takes us round to change at Rayner's Lane. 这样我们就能在雷纳巷换车了。
- Sudbury Hill and Sudbury Town. - Alperton and Acton Town. - Sudbury Hill 和 Sudbury Town-阿尔珀顿和 Acton Town。
- Chiswick Park and Turnham Green. - Stamford Brook and Ravenscourt Park. - Chiswick Park 和特纳姆格林-斯坦福溪和雷文史各公园。
- Hammersmith and Barons Court. - West Kensington and Bayswater. - Hammersmith & Barons Court-West Kensington & 贝斯沃特。
And again, Paddington... 再说一次帕丁顿。
Then change for Maida Vale. 然后去梅达谷换车。
Willesden Junction. Willesden Junction.
Didn't notice Kensal Green. 没注意到 Kensal Green。
Watford High Street. Christ, we've gone too far. 沃特福德大街，天啊，我们走得太远了。
Stop at Watford. Back again to Baker Street. 在沃特福德停一下，再回到贝克街。
King's Cross, Moorgate, Northern line to Bank. 国王十字车站，Moorgate，北线到银行。
And the escalator link to Monument. 还有通往纪念碑的自动扶梯。
We jump the Circle and we're going round and round 我们跳过圆圈，一圈又一圈，
and round and round. 一圈又一圈。
All change! 所有的改变！
Perhaps we shouldn't have closed with the Underground Song. 也许我们不应该以《地下之歌》结束。
Just keep thinking of the fee, my cherubs. 500 pounds. 想想这笔费用，我的小天使，500英镑。
- It could have been worse. - Yes, it could have been worse. - 本来可以更糟的-是的本来可以更糟的。
They could have attached electrodes to our genitals! 他们可以在我们的生殖器上安装电极! 我想他
I think they enjoyed it, in their own way. 们很享受，以他们自己的方式。
Yes, they're just one of those audiences that enjoy it... later. 是的，他们只是那些后来喜欢它的观众之一。
They get home and think: Yes, I rather enjoyed that. 他们回到家想: 是的，我非常喜欢。
Should we give them our individual telephone numbers then? 那么我们是否应该给他们我们各自的电话号
I shall expect dozens of phone calls saying: 码？ 我会接到很多电话说: “
"I know I looked bored shitless throughout the evening, 我知道我整个晚上看起来很无聊,
but on reflection, Roger was right. I had a fantastic time". 但仔细想想，罗杰是对的，我度过了一段美妙的时光。”。
You two are so cynical. 你们两个太愤世嫉俗了。
We should hire a lawyer and sue that audience. 我们应该请个律师起诉那些听众。
- Paul enjoyed it. - You are such a little cutie. - 保罗很喜欢-你真是个小可爱。
Maggie, are you doing a magic trick over there? 玛姬，你在那边表演魔术吗？
Oh, Maggie! 玛姬我不
I have to say, Peter. 得不说彼得。
Why did your father book us if his friends weren't going to laugh. 如果你父亲的朋友们不会笑话我们，他为什么还要给我们登记呢。
And you have to say that? 你非得这么说吗？
Will you take a picture of us? 你能给我们照张相吗？
Not a photograph! Not a photo! 不是照片! 不是照片！
It's the last performance we'll do together, 这是我们最后一次合作,
and it's New Year's Eve and I want a photograph. 今天是除夕，我想拍张照片。
We're not students anymore. 我们不再是学生了。
Thank God. 谢天谢地。
Hurry up! I haven't got all night! 快点! 我可没有一整晚的时间！
Smile. 微笑。
All right. Bah after three. 好吧，我数到三。
Bah! 呸！
Welcome to your life. 欢迎来到你的生活。
There's no turning back. 没有回头路了。
Even while we sleep, 即使在我们睡觉的时候,
we will find you acting on your best behaviour. 我们会发现你表现得很好。
Turn your back on Mother Nature. 背弃大自然母亲。
Everybody wants to rule the world. 每个人都想统治世界。
It's my own design. 这是我自己的设计。
It's my own remarks. 这是我自己的评论。
Help me to decide. 帮我做个决定。
Help me make the most of freedom and of pleasure. 帮助我最大限度地利用自由和快乐。
Nothing ever lasts forever. 没有什么是永恒的。
Everybody wants to rule the world. 每个人都想统治世界。
There's a room where the light won't find you. 有一个房间，那里的光线找不到你。
Holding hands while the walls come tumbling down. 手牵着手，墙倒下来。
When they do, I'll be right behind you. 他们找到我的时候，我就在你后面。
So glad we've almost made it. 真高兴我们差不多成功了。
So sad they had to fade it. 太悲伤了，他们不得不把它淡化。
Everybody wants to rule the world. 每个人都想统治世界。
Peter, if you're going to stay in the house, Peter 如果你想留在家里,
I shall have to file certain papers with the court. 我必须向法院提交一些文件。
The local rating system alone is very complicated. 单是地方评级系统就非常复杂。
I shall need to go through that with you. 我需要和你一起经历这一切。
But to be honest with you, Mr. Gooch, 但老实说 Gooch 先生,
I'm not sure what I'm going to do with this house. 我不知道我该拿这房子怎么办。
Your father provided generously for Vera and Paul in his will, 你父亲在遗嘱里为 Vera 和 Paul 慷慨解囊,
and the part time staff have also been taken care of. 兼职工作人员也得到了照顾。
I know. 我知道。
Perhaps you could rent the property out. 也许你可以把房子租出去。
I could arrange that for you. 我可以帮你安排。
- Not sure. - Or I could get a valuation done. - 不确定-或者我可以做个估价。
I'm sorry to be so vague, Mr. Gooch. 抱歉说得这么含糊古奇先生。
But you'll be delighted to know I've made one decision. 但是你会很高兴知道我已经做了一个决定。
What's that? - 那是什
I'm going to have a party. 么?-我要开个派对。
Andrew and Carol in there, I think. 我想安德鲁和卡罗尔在里面。
And Maggie in there. 还有 Maggie 在里面。
Vera, if you'd be happier leaving before the holidays... Vera 如果你愿意在假期前离开..。
I'd understand completely. 我会完全理解的。
And Sarah and... her friend in there. 还有 Sarah 和她的朋友。
I've said I'll stay till the first of the year. 我说过我会待到明年的第一天。
Roger and Mary in there. 罗杰和玛丽在里面。
Which of course is lovely and much appreciated, Vera, 这当然是可爱的，非常感谢，薇拉,
but I wish you'd please try, as a special favour to me, 但是我希望你能试一试作为对我的特殊照顾,
not to be quite so gothic to my friends. 对我的朋友来说不是那么哥特。
When my bags come in... 当我的包进来的时候..。
Excuse me, but are you who I think you are? 对不起，你是我想的那个人吗
I think I might be. ? 我想我可能是。
- What's your name again? - Carol Benson. - 你叫什么名字来着?-Carol Benson。
Who? 谁？
Carol Benson. 卡罗尔 · 本森。
- "Who's in the Kitchen?" - What? - ”谁在厨房里? ”-什么？
It's a situation comedy. My wife is the star. 这是一部情景喜剧。我的妻子是主角。
It's made us millions of dollars. You must come visit us. 它给我们带来了数百万美元。你一定要来看我们。
I knew I knew you! 我就知道我认识你！
My children watch you on television! 我的孩子们在电视上看你的节目!
I've never seen the show myself. 我自己从没看过这个节目。
It's on at 4 in the afternoon. I usually have things to do. 下午4点开始，我通常有事情要做。
But they love it. It was nice to meet you. 但是他们很喜欢，很高兴见到你。
- Susan, was it? - Carol. - 苏珊，是吗?-卡罗尔。
Well, I'll just call you "The Kitchen Lady". 那我就叫你”厨娘”吧。
Andrew, you know what I hate most about being a public figure? 安德鲁，你知道我最讨厌做公众人物的什么吗？
The public. That's one of mine. 公众，那是我的观点之一。
What the fuck have you got in here, weights? 你他妈的这里有什么，哑铃？
Yes. 是的。
Ben, please play with the tractor that cost Daddy 40 pounds, 本，请你去玩爸爸花了40英镑买的拖拉机,
not the box it came in. 不是原来的那个盒子。
This is very important. 这是非常重要的。
Every time Ben goes to sleep, it must be switched on, all right? 每次 Ben 睡觉的时候都要打开电视知道吗？
Wherever you are in the house, you must carry this intercom. 无论你在家里的哪个地方，你都必须随身携带这个对讲机。
If he stops breathing, an alarm will go, 如果他停止呼吸警报就会响起,
and you get to him immediately and start resuscitation. 然后你马上去救他，开始抢救。
- Sure you know mouth-to-mouth? - I'm a qualified nurse. - 你知道人工呼吸吗?-我是个合格的护士。
Please don't worry Mrs. Anderson. 请不要担心，安德森太太。
You and your husband go and enjoy a couple of days break. 你和你丈夫去休息几天。
Everything will be fine. 一切都会好的。
Maybe we should take Ben with us. 也许我们应该带上本。
- Could you hold him, please? - Certainly. - 你能抱一下他吗?-当然。
Look, we haven't been out of this house at night for 8 months. 我们已经8个月没有晚上出门了。
- Please! - I'll worry the whole time. - 拜托!-我会一直担心的。
But we're expected. It'll be great to see everyone again. 但我们很期待再次见到大家真是太好了。
All right, let me say goodbye to him once more. 好吧，让我再跟他说一次再见。
Bye, sweetheart, we'll see you in 3 days. 再见，亲爱的，我们3天后见。
All right? Mummy and Daddy will see you in 3 days. 好吗? 爸爸妈妈三天后会来看你。
I've never left him overnight before. 我从来没有让他过夜过。
I've left pictures of myself everywhere. 我到处都留下了自己的照片。
Look, Michael. 听着，迈克尔。
Maggie. 女名女子名。
That's supposed to help. 这应该会有帮助。
I'll come in twice a day and freshen his food and water. 我每天来两次，给他补充食物和水。
Please, don't let him follow me into the hall, 求你了别让他跟着我进大厅,
'cause he might try and... run after me. 因为他可能会试图... 追我。
Where is he? 他在哪儿？
He ran into the bedroom. 他跑进卧室。
He's putting on a brave face. 他装出一副很勇敢的样子。
You have my telephone number. 你有我的电话号码。
Just in case you need to get in touch. 以防万一你需要联系。
Please don't hesitate to call. 请不要犹豫，给我打电话。
Bye, Michael. Bye. - 再见 Michael-再见。
Bye-bye, Michael. 再见 Michael。
Bye. I'm going, bye. 再见，我走了，再见。
Don't let him follow me, all right? 别让他跟着我，好吗？
Bye. 再见。
No, no, no! 不，不，不！
Yes! 太好了！
Sarah! Sarah! 莎拉! 莎拉！
Sarah! It's Maggie! 莎拉，是玛姬！
Maggie, you look wonderful! 玛姬，你看起来真美！
You must be Clive. I've heard so much about you. 你一定是克莱夫，久仰大名。
- Actually, this is Brian. - I meant Brian. - 事实上，这是布莱恩-我是说布莱恩。
I completely meant Brian. I'm very bad with names. 我完全是说布莱恩，我记不住名字。
It's completely my fault. She's talked about Brian for months. 这完全是我的错，她几个月来一直在谈论布莱恩。
We only met a couple of weeks ago. 我们几个星期前才认识的。
Congratulations! 祝贺你！
You look very happy together. I wonder who's picking us up. 你们在一起看起来很开心，我想知道谁来接我们。
Hello. 你好。
- Are you Paul? - Yes. - 你是保罗吗?-是的。
Oh, my God! Little Paul! 我的天啊小保罗！
What about that train! 那火车怎么办！
How is Peter? Is he all right? 彼得怎么样? 他还好吗?
I guess. 我想是的。
- So hard losing a parent. - I guess. - 失去父母太痛苦了-我想是吧。
I think this is going to have a positive effect on Peter. 我认为这会对彼得产生积极的影响。
He even sounded different on the phone. 他甚至在电话里听起来也不一样了。
More mature. 更加成熟。
More sturdy. 更结实。
Ready to settle down, don't you think? 准备好安定下来了，你觉得呢?
- I guess. - Me too. -我想是的。-我也是。
Peter? 彼得？
Peter's hopeless, Mags. He's the loveliest boy in the world 彼得是没有希望的，玛格斯。他是世界上最可爱的男孩，
but he's never been able to hold down a job or relationship. 但是他从来没有能够保住一份工作或者一段感情。
You know that. He's hopeless. 你知道的，他没救了。
People change. 人是会变的。
Paul's certainly changed. 保罗确实变了。
I heard this extraordinary story about Greta Garbo the other day. 前几天我听说了一个关于葛丽泰 · 嘉宝的非凡故事。
Apparently she and Georgia O'Keefe 显然，她和乔治亚 · 奥基夫曾经
used to keep this Alsatian that used to lick them. 养过这条曾经舔过她们的阿尔萨斯狼狗。
Did he? So how many of the? 是吗? 那么有多少？
Oh, right. 哦，对。
Yes, well you make sure that... 是的，你要确保..。
Yeah, okay then. 那好吧。
Yes, you are right. 是的，你是对的。
Look, I'll phone as soon as we get there. 我们一到那儿我就打电话给你。
To see if everything's all right Thanks a lot. Bye. 看看是否一切正常谢谢，再见。
Fucking hell! 操他妈的！
Look at you! 看看你！
Mr. California! 加利福尼亚先生！
Hello, my darling! 你好，亲爱的!-你带
- Did you bring a surfboard? - No, that's just Carol. 冲浪板了吗?-没有，那只是卡罗尔。
Ignore him. He's a monster. 别理他，他是个怪物。
Carol, it's joyful gorgeousity. 卡罗尔，这是令人愉悦的华丽。
- What's all this, then? - It's called a pot belly, Andrew. - 那这是什么?-这叫大肚子 Andrew。
We have those in England, along with culture. 我们在英国有这些，还有文化。
- Be careful with everything. - Yes, ma'am. - 一切小心-是的夫人。
You look great! 你看起来棒极了！
Miss Benson... sorry... 本森小姐... 对不起..。
I heard you were going to be here. I'm a really big fan. 我听说你要来，我是你的超级粉丝。
Thank you, just grab something from the trunk and follow them. 谢谢你，从后备箱里拿点东西跟着他们。
- Mags, old girl! - Peter! - 玛格，老姑娘!-彼得！
Peter, Peter, Peter, Peter! 彼得，彼得，彼得！
We've just got the 3 days, Maggie. 我们只有三天时间 Maggie。
It would be nice to make it into the house at some stage. 如果能在某个阶段把它带进家里就好了。
Roger and Mary! 罗杰和玛丽！
Andrew! 安德鲁，
I'm going inside to grab the best room. 我要进去找最好的房间。
Of course you are, my darling. 当然了，亲爱的。
Excuse me. Are those heavy enough for you? 对不起，这些对你来说够重了吗？
Hello. Could I? 你好，我可以吗？
Hello, Andrew. 你好安德鲁。
How are you? 近来可好？
Could I be a terrible bore and use your phone? 我可以成为一个可怕的无聊和使用你的电话吗？
Yes, of course. 是的，当然。
- Well, come on then. - Yes. - 来吧-好的。
Thank you all very much. I'm very grateful. 非常感谢大家，我非常感激。
- Thank you. - Thank you madam. - 谢谢-谢谢，女士。
- Thank you. - Ta. - 谢谢-谢谢。
- Thank you. - No, actually, I'm a guest. - 谢谢-不我是客人。
- A guest? - Yeah. - 客人?-是的。
- Then why did you carry my bags? - I don't know. - 那你为什么帮我拿包?-我不知道。
Can you tell me which room my girlfriend's in? 你能告诉我我女朋友在哪个房间吗?-
- Does she have a name? - Sorry. Sarah. 她有名字吗?-抱歉，莎拉。
She's in that room. 她在那个房间里。
- Everything all right, Vera? - Not enough towels. - 没事吧 Vera?-毛巾不够。
Andrew, you should see our room. It is to die for! 安德鲁，你应该看看我们的房间，真是太棒了！
My wife. 我妻子。
Sarah. 莎拉。
Sarah? 莎拉？
Look at this armoire! Is it real? 看看这个衣橱! 是真的吗？
No, it's imaginary. 不，那是想象出来的。
Whose are these? 这些是谁
I'm afraid there's been a bit of misunderstanding. 的? 恐怕有些误会。
Those are my suits. This is my room. 那些是我的西装，这是我的房间。
I'm so sorry. Please forgive me. 对不起，请原谅我。
No, no that's quite all right. Yours is next door. 不，不，没关系，你的就在隔壁。
Is it as nice as this one? 和这个一样漂亮吗？
Well... 好吧。
I am kidding. 我开玩笑的。
If this were my house, I'd want the best room. 如果这是我的房子，我想要最好的房间。
Andrew... bags. 安德鲁... 袋子。
She's fun when she's asleep. 她睡觉的时候很有趣。
- I heard that. - Thank you, darling. - 我听到了-谢谢亲爱的。
Tidings of comfort and joy, 安慰和喜悦的消息,
comfort and joy. 舒适和快乐。
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy. 哦，安慰和喜悦的消息。
Brenda says everything is fine. Brenda 说一切都很好。
Good. 很好。
He had a bottle and a whole jar of apple sauce. 他有一瓶和一整罐苹果酱。
Good, probably no need to call tomorrow then. 很好，也许明天就不用打电话了。
Are you saying I'm ringing too often? 你是说我按铃太频繁了吗? 如果我担
I can't help it if I'm concerned about my baby. 心我的孩子，我也没办法。
Are you saying I'm not concerned? 你是说我不担心吗？
Because I don't ring every 2 seconds doesn't mean I'm not concerned. 因为我没有每两秒钟就打一次电话，并不意味着我不担心。
Hello you two. Got everything you need? 你们好，需要的东西都准备好了吗？
Yeah, fine thanks. 是的，很好，谢谢。
Towels, spoons? 毛巾，勺子？
Heaps of spoons. 成堆的勺子。
- Mary? - Fine, thanks. - 玛丽?-很好，谢谢。
It's good to get away, actually. 事实上，离开是件好事。
I'm sorry I haven't seen either of you since... 很抱歉我一直没见到你们，自从..。
No, don't be silly. 不，别傻了。
This is the first time we've been out since it happened. 这是事情发生后我们第一次外出。
- Ben's all right though? - Yes, Ben is very bonny. - Ben 还好吧?-是的 Ben 很健康。
So, all you've got to worry about are murderers and perverts. 所以，你们要担心的就是杀人犯和变态。
Quite. 没错。
I'll see you both downstairs at 7, if that's all right. 如果可以的话，我们7点在楼下见。
Peter, 彼得,
we were very sorry to hear about your father. 你父亲的事我们很遗憾。
Thank you. 谢谢你。
- Thanks for inviting us down. - Tish tosh, nonsense! - 谢谢你邀请我们来-Tish tosh 胡说八道！
Wouldn't work if you two lovelies weren't here. 如果你们两个小可爱不在这里，我们就不会在一起了。
Well, I'll see you both downstairs. 我们楼下见。
I could feel the cellulite building up on the plane. 我可以感觉到飞机上的脂肪团在增加。
I wonder if any airlines have planes with gyms? 我想知道有没有航空公司的飞机上有健身房? 我想建
I was going to suggest we flew Gym Air, 议我们坐健身房航空公司的飞机,
but I thought you'd prefer a plane with a seat. 但我想你会喜欢有座位的飞机。
A gym on a plane is a good idea. 在飞机上去健身房是个好主意。
And that's what makes you, you, darling. 这就是你，你，亲爱的。
You promised you'd be nicer to me on this trip. 你答应过这次旅行会对我好一点的。
Because I thought we were getting away from it all. 因为我以为我们要远离这一切。
I didn't realise you'd bring it all with you. 我没想到你会把它们都带来。
You'd love me less if I were fat. 如果我变胖了，你会少爱我一些。
I think I'll take a walk. 我想出去走走。
Hiya, sexy. 你好性感小妞。
Hello. Just came to see you're doing this properly. 你好，我只是来看看你是不是做得很好。
Oh, no! You're doing it all wrong. 哦，不! 你完全搞错了。
Now I'll have to help you. 现在我得帮你了。
So, do you have wood in Los Angeles? 那么，你们洛杉矶有木材吗?-我们
- We have Hollywood. - Now, now. Stop it. 有好莱坞。-现在，现在。别说了。
- I don't want to tell you again. - Sorry. - 我不想再说一遍-对不起。
I got your letter. 我收到你的信了。
Thank you. It meant a great deal to me. 谢谢，这对我来说意义重大。
My father was very fond of you. 我父亲很喜欢你。
I was fond of him. 我很喜欢他。
Well, you understood him better. I wasted him. 你更了解他，我干掉了他。
- No. - Yes, I did. - 没有-我有。
It's funny. 这很有趣。
With both my parents gone, I suddenly... 父母双亡，我突然..。
have this overwhelming urge to act maturely. 有这种压倒性的想要成熟行事的冲动。
I don't think anyone really matures. 我认为没有人真正成熟。
Adults are just children who owe money. 成年人只是欠钱的孩子。
Come on. 来吧。
One more? 再来一杯？
Okay. 好吧。
Strange about Father. 父亲的奇怪之处。
We fought each other for years and now, I miss him. 我们吵了好几年，现在我想他了。
Well of course you do, Peter. 你当然知道，彼得。
So all this is yours now, Eh, your lordshipful? 所以这一切现在都是你的了，阁下？
Kneel when you say that kindly. 当你亲切地说这句话时，请跪下。
Doesn't Sarah look good still? 莎拉看起来还不错吧?-很有水
- Very fruity. - Yes. 果味。-是的。
Maggie's still Maggie, of course. 当然，玛吉还是玛吉。
Roger and Mary seem to be holding up okay. 罗杰和玛丽看起来挺好的。
I suppose so. 我想是的。
- Horrid thing to have to go through. - Absolutely. - 不得不经历的可怕事情-当然。
I think if there is a God, he takes a lot of long lunches. 我想如果真有上帝的话，他会吃很多很长的午餐。
- Are you all right? - Yes, it is... - 你没事吧?-没事。
- Oh, uh yourself. - How is everything out there? - 哦，你自己-外面一切都好吗？
You know, Carol and I have an obscene amount of money. 你知道，卡罗尔和我有一大笔钱。
- How long have you been married? - Almost three years. - 你结婚多久了?-快三年了。
That's quite long time for Hollywood, isn't it? 对好莱坞来说，那可是相当长的时间，不是吗？
You get some kind of plaque? 你有什么牌匾吗？
If we stay together for 5 years I get free hair transplants, 如果我们在一起5年我就能免费得到头发移植,
and she gets a new set of breasts. 然后她得到了一对新的乳房。
- What? So she'll have 4? - Yes, but her agent gets one. - 什么? 那么她会有4个?-是的，但是她的经纪人有一个。
No, no stop it! 不，不，住手！
You fell for that. I didn't think you would. - 你上当了-我没想到你会。
Is that cream you're putting in that? 你在里面放的是奶油吗?-你在
- Are you making any without cream? - No. 做不加奶油的吗?-不。
I can't have cream. 我不能吃奶油。
- Then you'd better not eat any. - What's that I smell? - 那你最好别吃-我闻到什么了？
That's what we're having for dinner. 我们晚餐就吃这个。
Cream of mushroom soup, roast beef and Yorkshire pudding, 忌廉蘑菇汤，烤牛肉和约克郡布甸,
buttered carrots, sprouts, parsnips, mashed potatoes and trifle. 黄油胡萝卜，嫩芽，防风草，土豆泥和蛋糕。
Should I send for the ambulance? 要我叫救护车吗？
Lord Malton drew up the menu. You'll have to talk to him. 莫尔顿勋爵起草了菜单你得和他谈谈。
Why don't you make me a baked potato, steam a few carrots 你为什么不给我做一个烤土豆，蒸一些胡萝卜
and broil me a piece of chicken without the skin? ，烤一块去皮的鸡肉呢？
Why don't you go down to the shop, buy whatever it is that you want 你为什么不去商店，买你想要的任何东西
and cook your self? ，然后自己做饭呢？
Did you never see "Upstairs, Downstairs"? 你没看过《楼上楼下》吗？
So, how's the world of publishing? 那么，出版界怎么样？
Fine, very busy. 很好，非常忙。
Any news on the boyfriend front? - 有男朋友的消息吗?
I was kind of seeing someone. -我在和别人约会。
An author. 作家。
And what happened? 发生了什么？
He committed suicide. 他自杀了。
- Oh, I'm so sorry. - It's all right, - 我很抱歉-没关系,
honestly, really. 说实话，真的。
I didn't really like him very much. 我不是很喜欢他。
I liked him even less after he committed suicide. 在他自杀后，我更不喜欢他了。
How did he do it? 他是怎么做到的？
Threw himself off a building. 从楼上跳下去了。
He couldn't even do that properly. 他甚至不能正确地做到这一点。
It was only a 3 storey building. 那只是一座三层楼的建筑。
He would have survived, 他本可以活下来的,
only a car ran him over. 只有一辆车从他身上碾了过去。
- It's not funny. - It is slightly funny, Maggie. - 一点都不好笑-有点好笑 Maggie。
I suppose so. Yes it is slightly funny. 我想是的。是的，有点好笑。
What sort of books did he write? 他写什么类型的书
- Self-help. - Of course. ?-《自助》-当然。
Oh, sorry. 抱歉。
Actually, 事实上,
we've just published a new self-help book, 我们刚刚出版了一本新的自助书,
called "You Already Know your Mate" 叫做”你已经认识你的伴侣”
That sound reasonable. 这听起来很合理。
It's about how sometimes you know someone 这是关于有时候你如何了解一个人，
and who you should be married to... 你应该嫁给谁..。
but you don't think of him as marriage potential. 但你不认为他有结婚的潜力。
Because, you know, he's your friend. 因为他是你的朋友。
But, Mags, I'm sorry to break your heart, but I am taken. 但是 Mags 我很抱歉伤了你的心但是我已经有主了。
Not you, Andrew? 不是你吗安德鲁？
Peter. 彼得。
Peter? Oh, Mags... Peter? 哦 Mags..。
Peter's never been very interested in women. 彼得对女人从来不感兴趣。
- He's definitely gay then, is he? - I don't know. - 他肯定是同性恋对吧?-我不知道。
Well you're his best friend. 你是他最好的朋友。
But I haven't seen him for 4 years. We haven't discussed it. 但是我已经4年没见过他了，我们没有讨论过这个问题。
I don't think he's very interested in men either. 我觉得他对男人也不感兴趣。
And that's the point, I don't think he's a very interested, full stop. 这就是重点，我不认为他是一个非常感兴趣的，完整的句号。
I think it's just because he hasn't met the right woman. 我认为这只是因为他没有遇到合适的女人。
Or rather... 或者说..。
he hasn't realised that he has met the right woman. 他还没意识到他遇到了真命天女。
But he hasn't realised it. 但他还没有意识到这一点。
Got a wife and kids in Baltimore, Jack. 在巴尔的摩有老婆孩子，杰克。
I went out for a ride and I never went back. 我出去兜风，再也没有回去。
Like a river that don't know where it's flowing. 就像一条不知道流向何方的河流。
I took a wrong turn and I just can't go home. 我转错了弯，就是回不了家。
Everybody's got a hungry heart. 每个人都有一颗渴望的心。
Lay down your money and you play your part. 放下你的钱，做好你的工作。
Everybody's got a hungry heart. 每个人都有一颗渴望的心。
I met her in a Kingstown bar. 我在金斯敦的一家酒吧遇见她的。
We fell in love, I knew it had to end. 我们相爱了，我知道一切都该结束了。
We took what we had and we ripped it apart. 我们拿走了我们所拥有的，然后把它撕成碎片。
Now here I am down in Kingstown again. 现在我又回到了金斯敦。
Everybody's got a hungry heart. 每个人都有一颗渴望的心。
You look sensational. 你看起来美极了。
You look very nice too, Sarah. 你看起来也很漂亮，莎拉。
Do you want us to sit anywhere in particular? 你想让我们坐在特定的地方吗？
Wherever you like. Just make sure you face the table. 随便你，只要确保你面对着桌子就行。
- Good evenings darlings. - Hello. - 晚上好，亲爱的-你好。
Carol will be down in a minute. She's just gluing her hair on. 卡罗尔马上就下来，她正在把头发粘起来。
All right if I sit here? 我可以坐在这
- Maggie. - Hello. 里吗?-玛姬。-你好。
Can I talk to you for just a minute? 我能和你谈一会儿吗？
Oh, certainly. 当然。
I don't know what this about, 我不知道这是怎么回事,
but if something's hanging out my nose and no-one's told me, it's trouble. 但如果有什么东西从我鼻子里出来，却没人告诉我，那就麻烦了。
I need to sit next to Peter. 我需要坐在彼得旁边。
Look... 听着..。
Why don't we go boy, girl, boy... Maggie, yeah? 我们为什么不去男孩，女孩，男孩... 玛吉，好吗？
Yes. 是的。
You look lovely. 你看起来真可爱。
... Greta Garbo and Georgia O'Keefe. 葛丽泰?嘉宝和乔治亚?奥基夫。
And they used to keep this Alsatian that used to lick them. 他们还养了一只阿尔萨斯狼狗，这只狼狗曾经舔过他们。
What's wrong with him? 他怎么了？
Why? 为什么？
- Evening all. - Hello. - 大家晚上好-你好。
Does this bother anyone? I'll put it out. 有人觉得不舒服吗? 我把火扑灭。
Oh, my Goodness! 哦，我的天哪！
Oh, this? This is a just something very expensive. 哦，这个? 这只是一个非常昂贵的东西。
Peter, this house is gorgeous. Peter 这房子太漂亮了。
I wanted to buy an English mansion in Bel Air, 我想在贝莱尔买一栋英国豪宅,
but Andrew said it was vulgar. 但是安德鲁说这很粗俗。
It was just like this, only brand new. 就像这样，只不过是全新的。
Excuse me. Could you put that out, please? 对不起，请你把烟熄掉好吗？
Carol, I think you've met everyone. 卡罗尔，我想你已经见过所有人了。
Peter of course you know. Maggie. 彼得，你当然认识了，麦琪。
Sarah, Roger and... 莎拉，罗杰和..。
- I want to say Ebenezer... - Brian. - 我想说埃比尼泽...-布莱恩。
Brian, I'm so sorry. Brian's such a close second behind Ebenezer. 布莱恩，我很抱歉，布莱恩仅次于埃比尼泽。
Hello, everybody. 大家好。
I've met Brian. I'm surprised you're here. 我见过布莱恩，我很惊讶你会在这里。
I thought you'd be carrying bags somewhere. 我以为你会背着行李去什么地方。
- What does she mean? - It's all right, a private joke. - 她是什么意思?-没关系，一个私人笑话。
- Hi, I'm Carol. - Carol who took our Andrew away. - 嗨，我是卡罗尔-卡罗尔带走了我们的安德鲁。
Would you like him back? It can be arranged. 你想让他回来吗? 可以安排。
Everything's fine at home. 家里一切都很好。
I know. 我知道。
Paul, would you be a blessed poppet and wine everybody up? 保罗，你愿意做一个受祝福的乖孩子，把每个人都灌醉吗？
Well, I'd just like to say... 我只想说..。
before the festivities begin. 在庆典开始之前。
Just a little. 就一点点。
I haven't had alcohol since I was pregnant with the twins. 我怀上双胞胎后就没喝过酒了。
I'd just like to... 我只是想..。
None for me and none for him. We are A.A. 我没有，他也没有，我们是嗜酒者互诫协会的。
- Yes, well, I'd say, and intend to... - Sorry. - 是的，我会说，并打算...-对不起。
Red, thanks. 红色，谢谢。
- Yes well, you... - White for me, please. - 好吧，你...-请给我一杯白咖啡。
I'm sorry. 对不起。
No, really... 不，真的..。
All I wanted to say... 我想说的是..。
was what I can think of no finer, fluffier, 是我能想到的最好的蓬松的,
shiner people 祝人们在新的一年
to see the New Year in with your good selves. 里拥有美好的自我。
And I'd like you all to raise your glasses... 请大家举起酒杯。
to old friends who should see each other more often. 敬应该经常见面的老朋友。
- To old friends - And their wives. - 敬老朋友-还有他们的妻子。
And their wives. 还有他们的妻子。
I warn you girls, it is swimming in cream. 姑娘们，我警告你们，这是在奶油中游泳。
Don't get me wrong. 别误会。
If I'm looking kind of dazzled. 如果我看起来有点眼花缭乱。
I see neon lights. 我看到霓虹灯。
Whenever you walk by. 无论何时你走过。
Don't get me wrong. 别误会。
If I split life like a fruitcake. 如果我像水果蛋糕一样分裂生命。
I'm only after one thing. 我只想要一样东西。
Across the moonlit night. 在月光下的夜晚。
Once in a while... 偶尔..。
two people meet, 两个人相遇,
pass on the street. 在街上通过。
Suddenly thunder... 突然打雷..。
showers everywhere. 到处都是淋浴。
Who can explain the thunder and rain, 谁能解释雷雨,
but there's something in the air. 但是空气中有些东西。
Delicious. 美味。
So, Carol, tell me all about Hollywood. 卡罗尔，跟我说说好莱坞吧。
There's nothing to tell, really. 没什么好说的，真的。
It's a factory town, like Detroit. 这是一个工业城市，就像底特律。
Hollywood is a community that churns out entertainment. 好莱坞是一个大量制造娱乐产品的社区。
Can I just say that I love "Who's in The Kitchen?" 我能说我喜欢”谁在厨房里”吗
Thank you very much. 非常感谢。
I'm embarrassed to say I haven't seen it, sorry. 我很不好意思地说我没看过，对不起。
I haven't had a chance to watch it yet either. 我也还没机会看。
- When's it on? - It's on at four. - 什么时候开始?-四点开始。
I'm glad none of you have seen it. Because it's shit. 我很高兴你们没有人看到它，因为它是狗屎。
It's not shit. 这不是狗屎。
It's shit with a capital "sh". 这是一个大写的“嘘”。
It's number 3 in the ratings. 它在收视率中排名第三。
I was interested to hear you describe Hollywood 我很感兴趣听你把好莱坞描述成
as a community, Carol. 一个社区，卡罗尔。
I mean all those high fences, and security patrols and... 我是说那些高高的围栏安全巡逻还有..。
nobody ever talking to each other. 从来没有人跟对方说过话。
I was reminded of that remark by Chesterton. 我想起了切斯特顿的那句话。
"A truly adventurous person “一个真正爱冒险的人
wouldn't cross the globe or climb mountains. 不会环游世界，也不会爬山。
He'd just jump over the his neighbour's fence". 他只会跳过邻居家的篱笆”。
The real test of an individual's character 对个人品质的真正考验是从一个随
is to be dropped down a random chimney... 机的烟囱里扔下去..。
and to be able to get on with the set of people he finds there. 能和他在那里遇到的人相处融洽。
If you think about it, that's what happens to us when we're born. 如果你仔细想想，这就是我们出生时发生的事情。
We have to get on with the strangers we find there. 我们必须和在那里遇到的陌生人和睦相处。
Isn't typical of Chesterton thought to describe a... 不是切斯特顿的典型。
chimney as a kind of uterus. 烟囱就像子宫一样。
Typical, it's really typical. 很典型，真的很典型。
Sarah... 莎拉。
Would you like a special room set aside or something? 你想要一个特别的房间或者其他什
I'm sorry. 么吗? 对不起。
We haven't been together long. Sometimes we get carried away. 我们在一起的时间不长，有时候我们会忘乎所以。
That's very romantic. 真浪漫。
The first time we fucked each other was in a phone box. 我们第一次做爱是在电话亭里。
Brian is in the production of "Cherry Orchard" I'm costuming. 布莱恩是《樱桃园》的制作人。
And it is not a patch on "Who's in The Kitchen". 而且它也不是《谁在厨房》的补丁。
Actually, I based it on the "The Cherry Orchard". 实际上，我是根据《樱桃园写的。
Extraordinary coincidence. 超级巧合。
- Can I just make a phone call? - Of course. - 我能打个电话吗?-当然。
Sorry. 对不起。
- How is everything, Rog? - Well, it's... - 一切都好吗 Rog?-嗯..。
So Rog, what do you do? 罗杰，你是做什么的
I'm a jingle writer. ? 我是个广告歌作家。
Those funny little tunes at the end of commercials? 广告结束时那些有趣的小曲子？
Actually, Roger and Mary are 事实上，布莱恩，罗杰和玛
the number one jingle writers in England, Brian. 丽是英国最好的广告歌作家。
- Really? - Yes. - 真的?-是的。
- No, not number one. - Isn't that brilliant? - 不，不是第一名-这不是很棒吗？
What are you working on now? 你现在在做什么？
Is it, you know, top secret? 这是最高机密吗？
It's a new coffee campaign. 这是一个新的咖啡宣传活动。
Can you sing it for us? 你能唱给我们听吗?-现在就唱
- Sing it for us now. - No, no. 给我们听。-不，不。
Please, go on. All right then. - 请继续-好吧。
I'll do one. 我来做一个。
So name me a product. 那么，说一个产品给我听听。
Oh right, I'll tell you what, I'll do an airline. 哦，对了，我告诉你，我要做一家航空公司。
Fine, right, here we go. 好吧，我们开始吧。
Fly high. 高飞。
Fly with us. 和我们一起飞吧。
Come on, that's all right. 来吧，没关系。
Have to work on it a bit to get it to rhyme, but it's okay. 我得花点功夫才能让它押韵，不过没关系。
So how much would you make for doing one of those? 那么你能挣多少钱呢? 我是靠这
I make a living. 个谋生的。
Did you always want to be a jingle writer? 你一直想成为一个广告歌作家吗?-不，
- No, but... - I always wanted to be an actor. 但是...-我一直想成为一个演员。
Did you? 是吗？
It's terribly funny. 非常有趣。
You are not at all the way I thought you'd be. 你和我想象的完全不一样。
'Cause you seem really nice. 因为你看起来真的很好。
And from everything I've read about you in the newspapers, 从我在报纸上读到的关于你的一切来看,
I thought you'd be... 我以为你会..。
other. 其他。
Other? 其他？
Everything's fine. 一切正常。
Just hearing about your jingle writing. 只是听说了你写的广告歌。
How do you do that, a career and twins? 你是怎么做到的，事业和双胞胎？
In fact I was going to ask you... 事实上我正要问你..。
whether you use your twins in your commercials? 你是否在广告中使用双胞胎? 我知道在
I know very often in the movies they do use twins. 电影中他们经常使用双胞胎。
Like when one twin starts to go off... 就像双胞胎中的一个开始爆发..。
- they just bring in the other one. - Brian! - 他们只是带来了另一个。-布赖恩！
Excuse me. 不好意思。
Sorry, what? 抱歉，你说什么？
One of our twins died. 我们的一对双胞胎死了。
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. 对不起，真的对不起。
It's not like me to put my foot in it. 这不像我的作风。
I've got it, 我知道了,
Listen... 听着..。
Fly high. 高飞。
Fly with me and happy you'll be. 和我一起飞翔，你会很快乐。
How much would I get paid for that? 我能得到多少报酬？
Somewhere in the region of 12 millions pounds. 大约在1200万英镑左右。
Oh, Vera, that looks delicious. What are they? 哦，维拉，看起来很好吃。这是什么
"Petit Fours". My very own recipe. ? “小蛋糕”。我自己的配方。
None for me thank you. Four's my unlucky number. 我不要，谢谢。四是我不吉利的数字。
Do you have "Petit Fives"? 你们有“ Petit Fives”吗？
It's a joke. 开个玩笑。
- Do you have any fresh fruit? - Yes, it's in the kitchen. - 有新鲜水果吗?-有，在厨房里。
That could be really good, Carol. 那真是太好了，卡罗尔。
If you went in the kitchen and you dropped something... 如果你在厨房掉了什么东西..。
you made a noise, then we could say... 你发出声音，然后我们就可以说..。
"Who's in the kitchen?" “谁在厨房里? ”
I thought now would be a good time, 我觉得现在是个好时机,
to get out the presents. 去拿礼物。
Sarah and Brian... 莎拉和布莱恩。
I'm sorry, Maggie. I didn't get you anything. 对不起 Maggie 我什么都没给你买。
I didn't get anyone else anything either. 我也没给任何人买任何东西。
Mags, Christmas was last week. 玛格丽特，圣诞节是上周。
Well you know, call them New Year presents. 你知道，就叫它们新年礼物吧。
Well New Year's Eve's tomorrow, Maggie. 明天就是除夕了，麦琪。
Is this an English tradition I don't know about? 这是我不知道的英国传统吗？
We always celebrate December 30th. 我们总是庆祝12月30日。
They're only little. Don't make such a fuss. 他们只是小孩子，别大惊小怪的。
We didn't get you anything. 我们什么都没给你买。
Look just take the fucking presents. 听着，把礼物拿走吧。
- Shall I get that? - No. - 要我去开门吗?-不用。
It'll be for Peter. Leave it. 是给 Peter 的别管了。
I can't. 我不能。
Look, it's a naughty book. "Erotic Eastern Art". 看，这是一本调皮的书，“东方色情艺术”。
Yeah. 是的。
Yeah? 是吗？
Maggie's fine? Maggie 没事吧？
Bit embarrassed. 有点尴尬。
Don't mention it. 别客气。
Who was that on the phone? 谁打来的电话？
Mary got it. She thought it might be the babysitter. 玛丽拿到了她以为是保姆。
Brian, it's for you. Brian 找你的。
It's your wife. 是你老婆。
Christ! 天啊！
Oh, Maggie! 哦，麦琪!-谢谢。
- Thanks. - Maggie, this is lovely. -麦琪，这太可爱了。
So, Catch of the Day is married, is he? 那么，他结婚了，是吗？
Who? Brian, married? 谁? Brian 结婚了？
Not really. He wants to divorce her. 也不是他想跟她离婚。
He left her one before he met me, 在遇见我之前他给她留了一个,
for a whole weekend. 整个周末。
They don't sleep together. 他们不睡在一起。
They don't. 他们没有。
He was going to tell her, but didn't want to spoil Christmas for the kid. 他打算告诉她，但又不想破坏孩子的圣诞节。
- They've got a kid? - A little boy. - 他们有孩子?-一个小男孩。
That's why he didn't leave her years ago. For Nicholas' shake. 这就是为什么他几年前没有离开她。为了尼古拉斯的奶昔。
Sarah! 莎拉，我不知道她
I don't know how she found out he was here. 怎么知道他在这里。
She thinks he's rehearsing in Reading. 她以为他在雷丁排练。
Don't you think we look great together? 你不觉得我们在一起很配吗？
You never change, do you? 你还是老样子，是不是？
What do you mean? 什么意思？
Don't get me wrong. I'm not condemning you. 别误会，我不是在谴责你。
I hope it works out. 我希望一切顺利。
I just don't know where you find the energy. 我只是不知道你在哪里找到这种能量。
I can barely get round the supermarket. 我在超级市场里几乎走不动。
- It'll work out. - Well, I hope so. - 会解决的-希望如此。
This one's different. He really loves me. 这个不一样，他真的爱我。
I don't know you very well, Sarah. 我不是很了解你 Sarah。
You're very pretty and I'm sure you do marvellous things to his dick, 你很漂亮而且我相信你对他的老二做了很多奇妙的事,
but believe me, they will never leave their wife and kids. 但相信我，他们永远不会离开他们的妻子和孩子。
Brian will. 布莱恩会的。
This time it's different. 这次不一样了。
You always think that and it's always the same. 你总是这么想，结果总是一样。
Remember how in love you were with Andrew 还记得在 Andrew 离开那个叫
until he left that girl Carrie and got engaged to you? Carrie 的女孩和你订婚之前你们是多么相爱吗？
Then you couldn't get rid of him fast enough. 那你就不能尽快摆脱他。
Could she, Andrew? 她会吗，安德鲁？
I can't remember. It was a long time ago. 我不记得了，那是很久以前的事了。
It was, you know... 你知道的。
a different lifetime. Thanks. 完全不同的人生谢谢。
I've left my wife. 我离开了我的妻子。
Darling! 亲爱的！
I've told her about us. I've told her everything. 我把我们的事都告诉她了。
Which of you friends of little faith would like to apologise first? 你们这些没有信仰的朋友中，哪一个愿意先道歉？
Good luck to both of you. I'm going to bed. 祝你们俩好运，我要去睡觉了。
Thank you for dinner, Peter. I enjoyed watching it. 谢谢你的晚餐，彼得。我很喜欢看它。
Now you have two to choose from, Sarah. 现在你有两个选择了，莎拉。
Thanks, Mary. Thanks a lot. 谢谢，玛丽，非常感谢。
Thank God. Now I can have a fag. 谢天谢地，现在我可以抽烟了。
I'm not angry. I'm just embarrassed. 我没有生气，我只是觉得尴尬。
Is there anyone else down there you used to sleep with? 下面还有其他你曾经睡过的人吗？
It was 10 years ago! You were married to someone else. 那是10年前的事了! 你和别人结婚了。
That is not the point. I did not try to keep it a secret. 这不是重点，我不想保密。
I didn't try to keep it a secret. 我没有试图保守这个秘密。
I just didn't think it was worth mentioning. 我只是觉得不值得一提。
You were engaged to that fuck-monster 你已经和那个混蛋订婚
and didn't think it was worth mentioning? 了却不觉得值得一提？
No, I didn't. 不，我没有。
- So she was a fuck-monster. - I did not say that. - 所以她是个性变态-我没这么说。
You did not deny it. 你没有否认。
- Do you still have feelings for her? - Look, she's my friend. - 你对她还有感觉吗?-她是我朋友。
She is my very screwed up friend who I am very fond of. 她是我非常喜欢的一个非常糟糕的朋友。
She has a problem getting involved with anyone available. 她不愿意和任何有空的人交往。
- That's all. - And what are you? - 仅此而已-那你呢?
I'm unavailable. 我现在没空。
And what is Brian, now that he has left his wife? 布莱恩是什么，现在他已经离开了他的
- He's available. - So, where does that leave me? 妻子?-他有空。-那么，我该怎么办？
Sitting at the edge of the bed. 坐在床边。
You're being totally irrational. 你完全失去理智了。
What the fuck is this? 这他妈的是什么？
Are you angry because I didn't mention I was engaged to Sarah, 你生气是因为我没告诉你我和 Sarah 订婚了,
or are you angry because you're married to me? 还是因为你嫁给我而生气?
I don't know! 我不知道！
Carol, let's try not to make a big deal out of this. 卡罗尔，我们不要小题大做。
I guess if we were sleeping together, I wouldn't. 我想如果我们睡在一起，我不会的。
I thought we using this vacation to try and work things out. 我以为我们可以利用这个假期来解决问题。
How are we going to do that here? 我被困在这个冰冷的客厅里，
I'm stuck here in a freezing drawing room 和在你身边(马里亚
with the cast of Masterpiece Theatre. 纳海沟歌曲)的演员们在一起。
Exactly how far do you think we are going to get? 你觉得我们能走多远？
They are my best friends. I live in California. 他们是我最好的朋友，我住在加利福尼亚。
I see them once every century. 我每个世纪都会见到他们一次。
Well, if that's what's important to you, 如果这对你来说很重要的话,
then go down and visit them. 那就去看看他们。
I'm going to bed. 我去睡觉了。
Remember that cabaret we did in Bradford? 还记得我们在布拉德福德的歌舞表演吗？
That horrible thing. 那件可怕的事。
We went on after The Fabulous Poodles. 我们跟在神话般的贵宾犬后面继续。
Now there was a band. What happened to them? 现在有一个乐队，他们怎么了？
Don't know. But we went on after them. 不知道，但我们跟在他们后面。
Peter was in the middle. It was his opening monologue, 彼得在中间，这是他的开场独白,
and someone threw a glass. 有人扔了一个玻璃杯。
And Peter said: 彼得说: “如
"If that happens again, we're going straight home". 果再发生这种事，我们就直接回家。”。
Hundreds of glasses. 数以百计的杯子。
- Hello, loves. - Andrew... - 你好亲爱的-安德鲁。
I hope I didn't drop you in the poo. 我希望我没有把你扔到大便里。
Don't worry, darling. I live in the poo. 别担心，亲爱的，我住在便便里。
Couldn't matter less. 没什么大不了的。
But I am going to have a drink. 但我要去喝一杯。
Andrew... 安德鲁。
A soft drink. 软饮料。
Now, are you telling revue stories? 现在，你是在讲讽刺杂志的故事吗？
Guilty, I'm afraid. 恐怕我有罪。
- Remember Bradford? - We've just done Bradford. - 记得布拉德福德吗?-我们刚刚完成了布拉德福德。
Do one of those songs you used to do. 唱一首你以前经常唱的歌。
Look, if you won't tell me your top secret coffee jingle, 听着如果你不告诉我你的绝密咖啡广告,
then at least you can do that. 至少你可以这么做。
Go on, Rog. 继续，罗杰。
Roger, I did have the piano tuned in your honour. 罗杰，为了向你表示敬意，我确实把钢琴调好音了。
- Go on! - All right then. - 继续!-好吧。
Only if Mary will sing. 除非玛丽会唱歌。
No, no. I can't, I can't. 不，不，我不能，我不能。
All right. 好吧。
- So, what's it to be? - Something slow and squidgy. - 那么，你想要什么?-一些又慢又软的东西。
- A bit of the? - Yes, yes. - 一点?-是的，是的。
How does it start? 它是如何开始的？
Good evening everybody. 大家晚上好。
And welcome... 欢迎..。
Some day... 总有一天..。
when I'm awfully low. 当我情绪低落的时候。
... cold. ... 很冷。
I will feel aglow 只要想起你
just thinking of you. ，我就会感到发红。
And the way you look tonight. 还有你今晚的样子。
Oh, but you're lovely! 哦，但你很可爱！
With your smile so warm. 你的笑容如此温暖。
And your cheeks so soft. 你的脸颊如此柔软。
There is nothing for me but to love you. 除了爱你，我别无所求。
Just the way you look tonight. 就是你今晚的样子。
With each word your tenderness grows. 你的温柔随着每一个字而增长。
Tearing my fear apart. 撕裂我的恐惧。
And each laugh 每一个皱起
that wrinkles your nose. 鼻子的笑声。
Touches my foolish heart. 触动我愚蠢的心。
Lovely. 真可爱。
Never, never change. 永远，永远不变。
Keep thy breathless charm. 保持你那令人窒息的魅力。
Won't you please arrange it. 请你安排一下好吗。
For I love you. 因为我爱你。
Just the way you look tonight. 就是你今晚的样子。
Never, never change. 永远，永远不变。
Keep thy breathless charm. 保持你那令人窒息的魅力。
Won't you please arrange it. 请你安排一下好吗。
For I love you. 因为我爱你。
Just the way you look... 看看你的样子..。
tonight. 今晚。
Now do the coffee jingle. 现在摇咖啡的铃声。
Oh, God! 哦，天哪！
Everybody's in show business over there. 那边每个人都是演艺圈的。
Look we need a plumber the other day. 那天我们需要一个水管工。
I knew we were in trouble when his van arrives 我知道我们有麻烦了，当他的面
"Plumber to the Stars" on the top. 包车到达顶部的“水管工到星星”。
Git walks in wearing the silliest wig you've ever seen, 饭桶戴着你见过的最傻的假发走进来,
and hands me a script he's written 递给我一份他写的剧本
for "Who's In The Kitchen?" “谁在厨房里? ”-“
- "Plumber". - You are joking! 水管工”。-你开玩笑吧！
Excuse me, Peter. 打扰一下 Peter。
I can't find the television in my room. Where would it be? 我找不到我房间里的电视机了。它会在哪
I'm terribly sorry, I'm afraid there isn't one. 里呢? 非常抱歉，恐怕没有。
Then can I borrow someone else's? 那我能借别人的吗?
I can't go to sleep unless I'm watching television. 我不看电视就睡不着。
No, I'm afraid there isn't one in the house. 没有，恐怕家里没有。
My father wasn't a big fan. 我父亲不太喜欢我。
- I'm sure there's a radio somewhere. - That's all right. I'll read. - 肯定有收音机的-没关系，我来读。
Does anyone have a book? 有人有书吗？
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do that. 对不起，我不是故意的。
Oh, my Lord! 天啊! 我
I'm leaving now, Peter. 要走了，彼得。
Vera! What I can say? Magnificent dinner. 维拉! 我能说什么呢? 丰盛的晚餐。
Paul and I'll be up after breakfast tomorrow. 保罗和我明天早饭后就起床。
- Why don't you stay for a drink? - Perhaps tomorrow night. - 为什么不留下来喝一杯呢?-也许明晚吧。
- Thank you, Vera. - I'll be off home now. - 谢谢你 Vera-我要回家了。
Goodnight all. Goodnight. 大家晚安晚安。
I think Roger and I ought to be off to bed. 我想罗杰和我该上床睡觉了。
But it's only 10 o'clock. 但现在才10点。
It was a long ride up. 那是一段很长的路程。
Better pace ourselves. We're not 22 any more. 我们不再是22岁的年轻人了。
- Sarah was 24. - Shut up. - Sarah 才24岁-闭嘴。
Right, well I'll go. 好吧，我去。
Brian, How many wives do you have? 布莱恩，你有多少个老婆? 我不会
I'm not going to panic. Isn't for me. 惊慌的，这不适合我。
Okay. Night, night. 好吧晚安晚安。
Sleep well. 睡个好觉。
Mary, it's for you. It's your babysitter. 玛丽，找你的，你的保姆。
What did she say? How did she sound? 她说了什么? 她听起来怎么样？
Absolutely fine. 绝对没问题。
She just asked if she could speak to Mary. 她只是问能不能和玛丽谈谈。
Christ! 天啊! 我
I don't know when this constant panic is going to end. 不知道这种持续的恐慌什么时候才会结束。
It's been 9 months now. 已经9个月了。
There's a book I'll send you when I get back to London. 等我回到伦敦，我会寄一本书给你。
You just have to be patient. 你只需要有耐心。
It's the worst thing that can happen to a woman to lose a baby. 对于一个女人来说，失去孩子是最糟糕的事情。
Why is it the worst thing can happen to a woman? What about man? 为什么对女人来说这是最糟糕的事情? 对男人来说呢？
Why does everyone think that nothing happens to the man? 为什么每个人都认为这个人什么事都没有？
Just 'cause I didn't birth to him doesn't mean I don't... 我不是他的亲生父亲并不意味着我不是..。
that I didn't love him. 我不爱他。
But this constant sense of fucking doom in the air. 但是空气中持续不断的厄运。
Ben is normal healthy child, Ben 是个正常健康的孩子,
and if he even sniffles it's the end of the fucking world. 如果他流鼻涕，那就是世界末日了。
I'm sorry. 对不起。
It's not your problem. 这不是你的问题。
Don't be silly. 别傻了。
I'm sorry Rog, I didn't mean to imply... 对不起，罗格，我不是有意暗示..。
No, no, it's me, it's Mary. Sorry. 不，不，是我，是玛丽，抱歉。
Ben has a slight temperature. 本发烧了。
Brenda called the doctor and he came over and examined him immediately, 布伦达给医生打了电话，医生马上过来给他做了检查,
and said it was nothing. Probably a little cold. 说没什么，可能有点冷。
Oh, good! 太好了！
That means we can all relax and enjoy the weekend. 这意味着我们都可以放松和享受周末。
So, I think we should go home. 所以我想我们该回家了。
You just said everything was fine. 你刚才说一切都很好。
Do you think I can relax and enjoy the weekend when he has a temperature? 当他发烧的时候，你认为我可以放松和享受周末吗？
Why don't you wait till tomorrow morning and then ring again? 你为什么不等到明天早上再打电话呢？
Well, it's obvious you don't have children. 很明显你没有孩子。
- Mary! - Well, that was unnecessary. - 玛丽-没必要这么做。
None of us 我们谁也无法
can possibly imagine what you've been through. 想象你经历了什么。
And your over-reaction 你的过度反应
is understandable. 是可以理解的。
But it is an over-reaction. 但这是一种过度反应。
We haven't seen you so long, 我们好久没见到你了,
and we'd just like to spend a bit of time with you. 我们只是想和你待一会儿。
Now Sarah is right. 现在莎拉是对的。
Wait till the morning and ring again. 等到天亮再打电话。
All right. I'll try. 好吧我试试。
I can't promise, but I'll try. 我不能保证，但我会试试。
I just get so worried... 我只是很担心..。
I'm sorry, sorry. 对不起，对不起。
It's all right. 没关系。
Sarah, I'm sorry. 莎拉，对不起。
Let's talk about it upstairs. 我们到楼上去谈吧。
Night, night. 晚安晚安。
Poor Roger and Mary. 可怜的罗杰和玛丽。
Well done, Mags. 干得好 Mags。
They'll work it out. 他们会解决的。
Anyone want to come upstairs and sleep with Carol and I? 有人想上楼来和我和卡罗尔一起睡吗
- Pardon? - I'm not going up there. ?-什么?-我不上去。
She'll kill me. 她会杀了我的。
I am so glad 我很高兴自己
to have been instrumental in tarnishing absolutely 帮助玷污了所有人
everybody's relationships! 的关系！
Maggie, you and I seem to be the only two people 麦琪，你和我似乎是
who even vaguely get on with each other. 唯一相处甚微的两个人。
- Will you marry me? - Yes. - 你愿意嫁给我吗?-愿意。
I now pronounce us man and wife. 我现在宣布我们结为夫妻。
I'll tell you why I am hysterical. 我来告诉你我为什么歇斯底里。
What if Ben dies? I won't be able to take it. 要是 Ben 死了怎么办? 我可受不了。
So you're going to be there every second, the rest of his life? 所以你打算在他的余生里每时每刻都待在那里？
Yes, if I can, yes. 是的，如果可以的话，是的。
You are not going to go to sleep. We're going to talk about this. 你不能去睡觉，我们要谈谈这个。
We have talked about it. 我们已经谈过了。
I can't! 我做不到！
This is ruining our marriage. 这会毁了我们的婚姻。
I don't think so. 我不这么认为。
We have a problem and if we don't solve the problem, 我们有麻烦了如果我们不解决问题,
I don't know what we're going to do. 我不知道我们该怎么办。
Why don't you leave then? 那你为什么不走呢？
I've thought about it. 我想过了。
- Moving out the house? - Moving out of the marriage. - 搬出房子?-搬出婚姻。
You'd leave me? 你要离开我？
I don't want to. Mary I love you. 我不想，玛丽，我爱你。
But since Simon died I feel like you hate me, 但自从西蒙死后我觉得你恨我,
and I can't live with someone who hates me. 我不能和一个讨厌我的人住在一起。
- I don't hate you. - It's like you blame me for this. - 我不恨你-你好像把这事都怪在我头上。
- I loved Simon as much as you did. - I know. - 我和你一样爱西蒙-我知道。
I feel you think there was something I could've done to keep him alive. 我觉得你认为我能做些什么让他活下来。
If I had taken them to my mother's... 如果我把它们带到我母亲那里..。
- none of this would have happened. - I know. - 这一切都不会发生-我知道。
We didn't go to your mother's because I didn't want to. 我们没去你妈家是因为我不想去。
If we'd been in the same room we'd have noticed him not breathing. 如果我们在同一个房间，我们会注意到他没有呼吸。
I wish something different had happened that night. 我希望那天晚上发生了不同的事情。
I put the babies to bed. 我把孩子们放到床上。
And I went into the next room and I watched television. 我走进隔壁房间看电视。
I did the same thing that we'd done every night. 我做了我们每晚都会做的事情。
It just happened. 就这么发生了。
It's not my fault. 这不是我的错。
I know. 我知道。
I'm being unreasonable. 我太不讲道理了。
And I know... 我知道..。
I want to punish someone. 我想惩罚一个人。
I just want to blame someone 'cause it's so fucking unfair. 我只是想责怪某个人，因为这太他妈不公平了。
Mary... 玛丽。
we have Ben. 我们有 Ben。
We have each other. 我们拥有彼此。
Simon will always be part of our lives. 西蒙将永远是我们生活的一部分。
I'll never forget him. 我永远不会忘记他。
We're still very lucky people, 我们还是很幸运的人,
and we've got a lot to be thankful for. 我们有很多要感谢的。
Don't leave me. 别离开我。
I won't leave you. 我不会离开你的。
Sarah, when are you coming out? 莎拉，你什么时候出来？
Are you sawing something in there? 你在锯什么东西吗？
Right. 对。
Get that beautiful little arse over here. 把那个漂亮的小屁股挪过来。
Brian, I'm very tired. 布莱恩，我很累。
I know just the thing... 我知道一件事..。
Brian... Don't! 布莱恩... 不要！
What's wrong? 怎么了？
It's a very big step, leaving your wife. 离开你的妻子是很大的一步。
You could have consulted me first. 你可以先问问我。
You were the one who asked me to leave her in the first place. 是你先要我离开她的。
Not yet. 还没有。
We've only known each other two weeks. 我们才认识两个星期。
You said you knew right away. 你说你马上就知道了。
Brian... 布莱恩。
you've got a kid. 你有孩子了。
He could live with us. 他可以和我们住在一起。
I've not even met him. 我都没见过他。
So that's your problem. 这就是你的问题。
You're worried that Nicholas won't like you? 你担心尼古拉斯不喜欢你？
Well, don't worry. 别担心。
He will love you just as much as I do. 他会像我一样爱你。
Brian! 布莱恩
I'm very tired. ! 我很累。
Peter! 彼得！
Who is it? 是谁？
Peter, it's me. Maggie. Peter 是我 Maggie。
Maggie? 玛姬？
What? 什么？
Maggie, is everything all right? 玛姬，一切都好吗？
Fill me with your little babies. 让我充满你的小宝贝。
Oh, my God! 哦，我的上帝!
I think you'd better come inside. 我想你最好进来。
No, no, no, by all things godly, no! 不，不，不，以上帝的名义，不！
What are you doing? 你在干什么？
You have to give our relationship a chance. 你得给我们的关系一个机会。
- What? - I've only just realised. - 什么?-我刚意识到。
I love you. 今夜月色很美。
Mags, I love you too, but we're friends. 小麦，我也爱你，但我们是朋友。
Exactly! We're perfect for each other. 没错! 我们是天生一对。
Most marriages are sparked off by a physical attraction 大多数婚姻都是由一种身体上的吸引力引发的，这种吸
that wears off within the first year. 引力会在第一年逐渐消失。
We've known each other for 10 years. We know we get along. 我们认识10年了，我们知道我们相处得很好。
We can learn to love each other sexually. 我们可以学会在性方面爱对方。
It's perfect. 太完美了。
No, please. Keep that on. 不，请穿上它。
Mags, I don't know what to say. 小麦我不知道该说什么。
Don't say anything. Just please give it a chance. 什么也别说，请给它一个机会。
Maggie, your offer is very tempting. 麦琪，你的提议很诱人。
I do not want to put our friendship in jeopardy. 我不想让我们的友谊受到威胁。
You just don't fancy me? 你只是不喜欢我？
No, no, no. 不不不。
Maggie, you're very attractive, Maggie 你很有魅力,
and intelligent and sexy. 又聪明又性感。
How can I put this delicately? 我该怎么委婉地说呢？
It's just that I'm not really in the vagina business. 只是我不是真的在做阴道的生意。
You slept with Sarah. I know you did. 你和 Sarah 上床了我知道。
My dear, the Archbishop of Canterbury has slept with Sarah. 亲爱的，坎特伯雷大主教和 Sarah 上过床。
And it was years ago. 那是很多年前的事了。
Are you telling me you're gay? 你是说你是同性恋？
Well, I never disguised the fact I'm a bit of a whoopsie, 我从不掩饰自己有点爱哭,
but to be honest with you, 但说实话,
I think I'm what is commonly termed "bisexual". 我认为我就是通常所说的“双性恋”。
Which is by the by, 顺便说一句,
because actually I no longer sleep with men or women. 因为实际上我不再和男人或女人睡觉了。
But if I did, 但如果我知道,
I promise you'd be up there on my wish list, 我保证你会在我的愿望清单上,
together with Michelle Pfeiffer and River Phoenix. 还有米歇尔·法伊弗和凤凰河。
I'm so embarrassed. 我太尴尬了。
Look Maggie, 听着玛姬,
why don't you go back to your room, 你为什么不回你的房间去,
and we'll pretend this never happened? 我们就当什么都没发生过？
Don't tell anyone. 不要告诉任何人。
Not a soul. 一个人也没有。
You must understand through the touch of your hand 你必须明白，通过触摸你的手使
makes my pulse react. 我的脉搏作出反应。
That it's only the thrill, 这只是一种刺激,
boy meeting girl, 男孩遇见女孩,
opposites attract. opposites Attract.
It's physical. 这是身体上的。
You must try to ignore that it means more than that. 你必须试着忽略它的意义远不止于此。
What's love got to do with it? 这和爱有什么关系？
What's love but a second hand emotion? 什么是爱，只不过是一种间接的情感？
What's love got to do with it? 这和爱有什么关系？
Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken? 当一颗心可以破碎的时候，谁还需要一颗心？
What's love got to do with it? 这和爱有什么关系？
What's love but a sweet, old-fashioned notion? 爱情只不过是一个甜蜜的、过时的概念吗？
What's love got to do with it? 这和爱有什么关系？
Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken? 当一颗心可以破碎的时候，谁还需要一颗心？
Hello. 你好。
- What you doing? - Donkey kicks. - 你在干什么?-驴踢。
I've eaten everything in the place, 我把这里的东西都吃光了,
and I'm trying to work it off before morning. 我想在天亮前把这事解决了。
I used to be bulimic. 我以前有暴食症。
A year ago I'd be in the bathroom throwing it all up. 一年前，我会在浴室里把它们全部吐出来。
I'm much healthier now. 我现在健康多了。
What are you doing down here? 你在这里干什么？
Just came down here to drink myself into a coma. 我只是来这里喝个烂醉。
Get turned down by Peter? 被 Peter 拒绝了？
It was all so embarrassing. 这一切都太尴尬了。
I wanted to kill myself. 我想自杀。
Calm down and tell me what happened. 冷静点，告诉我发生了什么事。
I can help you if you tell me. 如果你告诉我，我可以帮你。
I've had every man problem under the sun. 我遇到过所有男人的问题。
I don't think you'd understand. 我想你不会明白的。
Honey, therapists call me for advice. 亲爱的，心理医生打电话给我咨询。
This is different. 这是不同的。
Different, schmifferent. 不同的，不同的。
Talk to me. 跟我说说。
He's a bisexual. 他是个双性恋。
I was married to a bisexual. 我嫁给了一个双性恋。
Really? 真的吗？
What happened? 发生了什么？
What happened? He left me. - 怎么了?-他离开我了。
For another woman. The ultimate put-down. 为了另一个女人，终极羞辱。
I'll run tomorrow. 我明天去跑步。
So, tell me what happened. 告诉我发生了什么。
I read this book... 我读过这本书..。
which said that if... 上面说如果..。
you know someone already, 你已经认识一个人了,
that was the ideal person with which to have 那才是维持长久关系的
a long-lasting relationship. 理想人选。
Good theory. 很好的理论。
So Peter is someone I love and trust. 所以彼得是我爱和信任的人。
And what happened? 发生了什么？
The book said to be direct. 据说这本书很直接。
That subtle signals can be misconstrued. 这些微妙的信号可能会被误解。
So I went to his room and took my clothes off. 所以我去了他的房间，脱掉了衣服。
That's direct. What happened then? 这很直接，然后发生了什么？
He said he wasn't in the vagina business. 他说他不是做阴道生意的。
That's direct too. 这也是直接的。
Has Peter ever been in the vagina business? 彼得做过阴道生意吗？
Yes, he slept with Sarah. 是的，他和莎拉上床了。
There's a surprise. Was she engaged to Peter too? 有个惊喜她也和 Peter 订婚了吗？
No, they just had a brief affair. 不，他们只是有过一段短暂的恋情。
Is Peter gay now? 彼得现在是同性恋
I don't think so. 吗? 我不这么认为。
That's why I think there's still hope. 这就是为什么我认为还有希望。
He isn't sleeping with anybody. 他没有和任何人上床。
Neither am I. 我也不是。
Neither am I, but that's another story. 我也不是，但那是另一回事了。
And I'm almost out of ice-cream. Okay. - 我的冰淇淋快吃完了-好的。
Here's what I think you should do: 以下是我认为你应该做的:
Let me make you over. 让我把你变回来。
Make me over? 让我过去？
Maggie, you are a very pretty girl. 麦琪，你是个非常漂亮的女孩。
- No, I'm not. - Yes, you are. - 我没有-你有。
- No, I'm not. - Yes! - 不，我不是-是的！
But you make Mother Theresa look like a hooker. 但是你让特蕾莎修女看起来像个妓女。
Come on, loosen up. Have some fun. 来吧，放松一下，找点乐子。
Dear Lord, 亲爱的上帝,
give me strength 给我力量
to carry on. 继续前进。
Maggie, it's me. Carol! 玛姬，是我，卡罗尔！
Quick! 快点！
Dear Lord, 亲爱的上帝,
give me strength 给我力量
to carry on. 继续前进。
That all may be... 这一切都可能..。
out on the highway. 在高速公路上。
All I've done and much more. 我所做的一切，还有更多。
Please, 求你了,
give me strength 给我力量
to carry on. 继续前进。
Dear Lord, 亲爱的上帝,
give me strength 赐予我力量
to carry on. 继续。
- Morning. - Hello, my darling. - 早上好-你好亲爱的。
I've written something that I want to show you. 我写了些东西想给你们看看。
It's called: 'Plumber'. 名字叫: 管道工。
No, actually it's this. 不，实际上是这个。
I found this when I was moving some stuff up there. 我在搬东西的时候发现了这个。
It's that play we wrote. Well, the first half of it anyway. 就是我们写的那个剧本，至少前半部分是这样的。
- What's it like? - It's awful... - 感觉怎么样?-糟透了..。
- with glimpses. - Oh, God! - 还有几次-天
I felt like a slimy bastard, running of to the States like that. 啊! 我觉得自己像个混蛋那样跑到美国去了。
Did you mind? 你介意吗？
Did I mind? 我介意吗？
We'd invested 6 months in writing that, and you dropped it, 我们花了6个月的时间写这个你却放弃了,
after one phone call from America. 从美国打来一个电话。
- Why should I mind? - I'm so sorry, Peter. - 我为什么要介意?-我很抱歉 Peter。
Water under the bridge, my petal. 桥下的流水，我的花瓣。
The first of many unfinished projects of which I litter the decade. 这是我这十年来许多未完成的项目中的第一个。
That's still a good joke. 这仍然是个好笑话。
Ruth says: "I've never fallen in love. 露丝说: “我从来没有恋爱过。
But I've stepped in it a few times". 但我已经涉足过几次了。”。
The scene between the three of them, end of the first act... 他们三人之间的场景，第一幕结束..。
It was good. It was yours. 很好，是你的。
Well, I've read worse. 我读过更糟糕的书。
Oh, my God! You look great! 哦，天哪! 你看起来棒极了！
Miss Perkins... you're beautiful. 珀金斯小姐... 你真漂亮。
You've been... 你已经..。
Christmas Caroled. 圣诞颂歌。
She has bones I would die for. 她有我愿意为之献身的骨头。
Well, breakfast anyone? 有人要吃早餐吗? 我饿
I'm starving, but I don't want to mess up my lipstick. 死了，但我不想弄脏我的口红。
Or your bones. 或者你的骨头。
I'm sure we could feed you eggs through a straw. 我相信我们可以用吸管给你喂鸡蛋。
I'll just have some coffee. Do you have any 'Equal'? 我只要一些咖啡。你们有“均等”咖啡
I'm sorry, I'm famous for having no equal. 吗? 对不起，我是出了名的无与伦比。
I've got some in my purse. 我包里有一些。
What the hell is that? 那是什么鬼东西？
Is someone building a barn? 有人在建谷仓吗? 我想一
I think it must be Sarah and Brian. 定是萨拉和布莱恩。
I can't believe Sarah. 真不敢相信莎拉。
She seems to exist on a diet of fresh air and bonking. 她似乎是靠呼吸新鲜空气和做爱生活的。
You would know. 你会知道的。
Morning, guys. 早上好伙计们。
That's what I call an extremely long dick. 这就是我所说的超长的阴茎。
Well, if it isn't Sarah and Brian, is it us? 嗯，如果这不是莎拉和布莱恩，是我们吗?
- Mags... - Yes? -麦格斯...-是
- A new look. - It was Carol. 吗?-新造型。-是卡罗尔。
Then it can only be Roger and Mary. 那就只能是 Roger 和 Mary 了。
I assume they resolved their differences last night. 我想他们昨晚解决了分歧。
This is the acid test. 这是一个严峻的考验。
Darlings! 亲爱的！
Excuse me. I'd better go. 对不起，我得走了。
Where's Oscar Wilde this morning? 今天早上奥斯卡 · 王尔德在哪里？
Lover Boy. 恋爱中的男孩。
The Prince of Panache. Long Dong Silver. 华贵王子。龙洞银。
He's taking a shower. A cold one, I hope. 他在洗澡，我希望是冷水澡。
Do I detect a hint of trouble in The Garden of Shag? 我是不是在《做爱的花园》中察觉到一丝麻烦?-
- Intermission. - Carol, it's for you. 中场休息。-卡罗尔，找你的。
From Los Angeles. Somebody called Bernie. 来自洛杉矶，有个叫伯尼的人。
You told me you weren't giving anyone our number. 你告诉我你不会把我们的号码给任何人。
- Just Bernie. - Especially Bernie. - 只有伯尼-尤其是伯尼。
He said he would only call if it was an emergency. 他说只有在紧急情况下他才会打电话。
Leftovers for breakfast everyone? 每个人早餐吃剩饭？
Where's all the food? 食物在哪里？
Vera wrapped it up and put it in there last night. Vera 昨晚把它包起来放进去了。
I saw her. 我看见她了。
Food disappearing in the middle of the night. 食物在半夜消失。
I smell a Carol. 我闻到了圣诞颂歌的味道。
Not wishing to pry, but are you and she entirely happy together? 我不想打听，但是你和她在一起完全快乐吗？
We're fine. 我们很好。
Just getting on each other's nerves a little. 只是让对方有点紧张。
I can relate. 我能理解。
Brian's getting on my nerves. 布莱恩快把我惹毛了。
I hardly think my 3 year old marriage 我几乎不认为我三年的婚姻能
compares to your 2 weeks old fuck fest. 和你两周的性生活相提并论。
I just commit very early. 我只是很早就做出承诺。
The self knowledge of Zsa Zsa Gabor. 莎莎 · 嘉宝的自我认知。
What do you mean by that? 你这是什么意思？
That you are stuck in a recurring pattern. 你陷入了一个循环的模式。
You know those mice that go around on those little wheels? 你知道那些坐在小轮子上的老鼠吗？
Imagine one wearing a tight leather skirt. 想象一下一个穿着紧身皮裙的人。
We can't all have our lives figured out as well as you do. 我们不可能都像你一样对自己的生活了如指掌。
I didn't say that, I said I had your life figured out, love. 我不是那个意思，我是说我已经了解了你的生活，亲爱的。
I'm sick of everyone judging everything I do. 我受够了每个人都对我的所作所为评头论足。
I'm going for a walk. 我要出去走走。
That's a nice way to start the morning. 这是一个很好的开始早晨的方式。
I'm sorry. I didn't mean it... 对不起，我不是故意的..。
I'm sure you didn't mean to but I rather think you did. 我知道你不是故意的，但我觉得你是故意的。
What did Bernie have to say then? 伯尼当时说了什么？
Can I get you some eggs, toast? 我可以给你一些鸡蛋，吐司吗?
- Must be bad. - I think I'II... -一定很糟糕。-我想我会..。
Okay. 好吧。
Give it to me straight. I can take it. 直接告诉我，我能接受。
It's a film, Andrew. 这是部电影，安德鲁。
Shelley Long has dropped out. It's shooting in Montana. 谢莉 · 朗退学了，正在蒙大拿州拍摄。
And they said they need a fast replacement. 他们说他们需要一个快速的替代品。
- When does it start shooting? - Monday. - 什么时候开拍?-周一。
Oh, Jesus, Carol you'd have to leave like... 哦，天哪，卡罗尔，你得离开，就像..。
There's a flight tonight. 今晚有一班飞机。
- Lf you really want... - It's a film, Andrew. - 如果你真的想...-这是部电影，安德鲁。
It's a film. Well this is a marriage. 这是一部电影，这是一场婚姻。
If I thought for one second that you intended to try... 如果我哪怕有一秒钟觉得你想试试..。
Fine. 好吧。
Then tell Bernie you'll take it. 那就告诉伯尼你接受。
Okay. 好吧。
You already have, haven't you? 你已经这么做了，不是吗？
Great. 太好了。
Morning. 早上好。
- An airline pilot? - Fighter pilot. - 飞行员?-战斗机飞行员。
What on earth would make you want to do that? 到底是什么让你这么做?
- Top Gun. - I'm sorry? -壮志凌云。-你说什么？
Top Gun. You seen it? 《壮志凌云》 ，你看过吗?
I've seen it 63 times. Bloody brilliant. 我看了63遍了，太棒了。
- Is that the one with Tom Cruise? - And Kelly McGillis. - 是汤姆 · 克鲁斯演的那部吗?-还有凯莉 · 麦吉利斯。
She's what really made me want to became a fighter pilot, not him. 是她让我想成为一名战斗机飞行员，而不是他。
- Why? - I want to go to that school she runs. - 为什么?-我想去她开的学校。
For fighter pilots. That'd be bloody brilliant. 对于战斗机飞行员来说，那真是太棒了。
Hi. 嗨。
Blimey! 哎呀！
Hello, Maggie. 你好，玛姬。
What am I doing? 我在做什么？
Let me say, since 让我说，因为
we've been together, 我们一直在一起,
loving you forever. 永远爱你。
Naughty. 淘气。
You frightened me. 你吓到我了。
I'm sorry, Sarah. 对不起 Sarah。
Sorry about this morning in the kitchen. 今天早上在厨房发生的事很抱歉。
I didn't mean to be judgmental. 我不是有意批评你的。
I'm certainly no-one to talk. 我当然不是个好说话的人。
I was just sitting here trying to work exactly 我只是坐在这里想弄清楚我是怎
how I ruined my life. 么毁了我的生活的。
You think you're in trouble? - 你觉得你有麻烦了
I just tried to fuck a six year old. ?-我刚刚想操一个六岁的孩子。
It's like kindergarten, school, university... 就像幼儿园，学校，大学..。
- black hole. - It's not that bad. - 黑洞-没那么糟。
Yes it is. In fact, it's slightly worse than that. 是的，事实上，比那还要糟糕一点。
Do you and Carol love each other? 你和卡罗尔彼此相爱吗
I owe her a lot. ? 我欠她很多。
She hired me when a lot other people wouldn't touch me. 她在很多人都不愿意碰我的时候雇佣了我。
- Did you really used to drink a lot? - Like a pissed fish, darling. - 你以前真的喝很多酒吗?-就像喝醉了的鱼，亲爱的。
She understood. She had a parking- space next to me in the aquarium. 她明白我的意思，她在水族馆里有一个停车位，就在我旁边。
Weird thought: That the pair of us stopping drinking 奇怪的想法: 我们两个停止喝酒会
would make things simpler. 让事情变得简单。
It's just made them more complicated. 这只会让他们变得更加复杂。
I'm disappointed in you. You used to be so romantic. 我对你很失望，你以前很浪漫的。
Well, but now I'm rheumatic. 但是现在我得了风湿病。
Actually, that's it, isn't it? 事实上，就是这样，不是吗？
People think you're addicted to sex. 人们认为你对性上瘾。
You're addicted to romance. And the moment it gets real... 你沉迷于浪漫，当它变得真实的时候..。
like this poor bastard Brian leaving his wife, 比如这个可怜的家伙布莱恩离开了他的妻子,
you run for cover. 你去找掩护。
Where's the Andrew who used to scale the college wall 那个曾经爬上学校围墙整晚陪我玩耍
to play with me all night long? 的安德鲁在哪里？
Everything's different now, Sarah. 现在一切都不一样了 Sarah。
Everything's different. 一切都不一样了。
I wonder what would've happened if we'd stayed together. 我想知道如果我们在一起会发生什么。
Is that a come-on or an honest enquiry? 这是一个诱惑还是一个诚实的询问？
It's an honest... come-on. 这是诚实的... 来吧。
I was going to tell Bernie I wasn't available, but... 我本来想告诉伯尼我没空但是..。
I guess I am. 我想是的。
Wonderful. 太好了。
Just listen. Daddy loves you very much. 听着，爸爸非常爱你。
I promise. I'll see you next week. 我保证，下周见。
No, Nicholas, I will see you next week. 不，尼古拉斯，我们下周见。
I promise. I'll take to the zoo. 我保证，我会去动物园的。
No, I love mummy, too. 不，我也爱妈妈。
I love mummy, too. 我也爱妈妈。
Nicholas, I love you. 尼古拉斯，我爱你。
I promise I'll see you next week. 我保证下周再见你。
What are you thinking? 你在想什么？
I was just wondering who that phone call was for. 我只是想知道那个电话是打给谁的。
Well you know, Roger, 你知道的，罗杰,
I think if it had been for us, 我想如果是为了我们,
someone would have told us. 会有人告诉我们的。
I mean, absolutely no question about it at all. 我的意思是，毫无疑问。
You cheeky bitch. 你这个无耻的婊子。
No! 不！
Not the buttons. 不是按钮。
- Can I help? - No need. - 我能帮忙吗?-不需要。
There must be something I can do. 一定有什么我能做的。
All right. 好吧。
If you get on with that there. Thin slices. 如果你继续这样做，切成薄片。
Mushrooms. I see. 蘑菇，我明白了。
Thanks so much for coming up this weekend. 非常感谢你这个周末能来。
I wouldn't have been able to have my friends here if it weren't for you. 如果不是因为你，我不会有我的朋友在这里。
I'll miss this house. 我会想念这房子的。
Do you have any plans? 你有什么计划吗？
Paul wants to learn to fly. 保罗想学飞行。
Saw a film called "Top Gun". 看过一部叫《壮志凌云》的电影。
I'm going to retire. 我要退休了。
I'm going to watch videos. 我要去看录像。
Best thing that ever happened. 这是发生的最好的事情。
If I did decide to keep the house, 如果我决定留下这房子,
is there any chance you'd stay on? 你有可能留下来吗？
To me, this will always be your father's house. 对我来说，这里永远是你父亲的家。
I don't want to see it change. 我不想看到它改变。
And you don't want me around with all of my opinions. 而且你也不希望我带着我所有的观点到处走。
Those are too thick. Do them again, please. 那些太厚了，请再做一遍。
Opinions? 观点？
How you live your life is none of my business. 你如何生活与我无关。
My life, you mean my sex life? 我的生活，你是说我的性生活？
Please, I don't want to talk about it. It's none of my business. 拜托，我不想谈这个，这不关我的事。
Is that better? 这样好点了吗？
Much better. Put it in the pot, please. 好多了。请把它放进锅里。
- How's your family? - Don't you have a fucking go at me. - 你的家人怎么样了?-你他妈的别跟我过不去。
I saw you down there with that fucking wood-chopping guy. 我看见你和那个该死的伐木工在下面。
What? - 什么?
I have laid my life on the line for you, Sarah. -我为你冒了生命危险 Sarah。
And the moment I make some kind of commitment to you 一旦我向你做出承诺你就会和一
you're off with some fucking wood-chopping guy. 个该死的伐木工一起离开。
I dunno, maybe we have made some terrible mistake here. 我不知道，也许我们在这里犯了一些可怕的错误。
The thought had crossed my mind. 这个想法在我的脑海里闪过。
It's a bit fucking late for that. 现在说这个有点晚了。
Isn't it? 不是吗？
What have I done? What have I fucking done? 我做了什么? 我他妈做了什么？
Don't be such a drama queen. 别这么小题大做。
Don't you...! 你敢... ！
Brian. 布莱恩。
I owe you an apology. 我欠你一个道歉。
It's not you. 不是你的问题。
Go home to your wife. 回家陪你老婆吧。
I'm sorry. 对不起。
I didn't mean it to end up like that. 我不是故意的。
Mags? 玛格斯？
Are you okay? 你还好吗？
Maggie, are you ill? 玛吉，你病了吗？
Shit, sorry. 该死，对不起。
Look, are you sure you want to go? 你确定要去吗？
It's not that I want to go, it's that you don't want me to stay. 不是我想去，而是你不想让我留下。
When did I say that? 我什么时候说的？
You've spent the last 6 months treating me like shit. 过去的6个月里你一直把我当成一坨屎。
You know, there's nothing between Sarah and me. 我和 Sarah 之间没什么。
I know that Sarah isn't the problem. 我知道 Sarah 不是问题所在。
You're unhappy with you. I can't fix that. 你对自己不满意，我无能为力。
You're right. 你说得对。
It's just need some time. 只是需要点时间。
I just need some time to sort some things out. 我只是需要一些时间来理清一些事情。
So do I. 我也是。
Why don't you spend some time 你为什么不花点时间做
doing whatever it is that you think you should be doing? 你认为你应该做的事情呢？ 你
- You've got my number in Montana. - Yeah, okay. 有我在蒙大拿的电话号码。 好吧。
- Give me a call. - Yeah. - 给我打电话-好的。
Take care, sugar. 保重，甜心。
I'm hearing the light from the window. 我听到窗外的光。
I'm seeing the sound of the sea. 我看到了大海的声音。
My feet have gone loose from their moorings. 我的脚已经脱离了系泊。
I'm feeling quite wonderfully free. 我感到非常自由。
And I think I will travel to Rio. 我想我会去里约热内卢。
Using the music for flight. 用音乐来飞翔。
Bye. 再见。
There's nothing I know of in Rio. 我在里约什么都不知道。
But it's something to do with the night. 但是这和夜晚有关。
It's only a whimsical notion, 这只是一个古怪的想法,
to fly down to Rio tonight. 今晚飞往里约热内卢。
And I probably won't fly down to Rio. 我可能不会飞去里约热内卢。
But, then again, I just might. 但是，话又说回来，我可能会这么做。
There's wings to the fault behind fancy. 幻想背后有通向错误的翅膀。
There's wings to the fault behind play. 在比赛的背后有一个通向断层的翅膀。
I'm dancing to rhythms of laughter. 我正随着欢笑的节奏跳舞。
- Hello. - Get in. - 你好-上车。
I think I will travel to Rio. 我想我会去里约热内卢。
Using the music for flight. 用音乐来飞翔。
There's nothing I know of in Rio. 我在里约什么都不知道。
But it's something to do with the night. 但是这和夜晚有关。
This is a tune I'm thinking of for the new coffee commercial. 这是我为新咖啡广告想出来的一首曲子。
So, I opened the door and there are in bed together. 于是，我打开门，有床在一起。
- With Maggie on top? - Like she's in a rodeo. - Maggie 在上面?-好像她在牛仔竞技表演一样。
Little Maggie? Who'd have thought it? 小玛姬? 谁会想到呢？
She's a sexpot. 她是个性感尤物。
- Hello. - Hello. - 你好-你好。
Sorry we haven't seen you all today. We decided to have a bit of a lie-in. 对不起，我们今天没有见到你们。我们决定睡个懒觉。
I think they all know what we had a little bit of actually. 我想他们都知道我们实际上有一点点。
There was an element of squeaking. 有一种吱吱的声音。
All right, I admit it. 好吧我承认。
We've been shagging all day. 我们一整天都在做爱。
- Well, what have you all been doing? - Maggie? - 你们都在干什么?-Maggie？
Shut up. 闭嘴。
How's Ben? Ben 怎么样了？
My name is Mary. 我叫玛丽。
I am an over-protective mother. 我是一个过度保护的母亲。
But I've only phoned twice today. And he's fine. 但我今天只打了两次电话，他没事。
I'm still a little worried but I'm okay. 我还是有点担心，但我没事。
Well, just to keep you all up to date. 只是为了让你们了解最新情况。
We're down now to 6. Carol's gone. 我们现在只剩6个人了 Carol 走了。
And Andrew's a bit upset about it. 安德鲁对此有点不高兴。
So I wouldn't mention it if I were you. 所以如果我是你，我就不会提这件事。
And Brian has also gone. 布莱恩也走了。
I'm not upset. And you can mention it all you like. 我没有不高兴，你爱怎么说就怎么说。
Dinner time. 晚餐时间。
- Do we have salt anywhere? - Yes. - 有盐吗?-有。
Well, congratulate me. 祝贺我吧。
I seemed to have turned Andrew into an alcoholic, 我似乎把安德鲁变成了酒鬼,
Maggie into an eroto-maniac, and Sarah into a nun. 玛姬变成了一个色情狂，莎拉变成了一个修女。
Roger and Mary seem all right, 罗杰和玛丽看起来没事,
but frankly I think they'd be happier at home. 但老实说我觉得他们在家会更开心。
It's not going exactly as I planned. 事情并不像我计划的那样发展。
- Congratulations. - Thank you. - 恭喜-谢谢。
Five minutes to go. 还有五分钟。
Brian will be home by now. 布莱恩现在应该到家了。
I kind of miss him. 我有点想他了。
- Who was that who picked him up? - His wife. - 接他的是谁?-他妻子。
New Year's fucking Eve. 他妈的除夕夜。
Pope has a drink on New Year's Eve. 波普在除夕夜喝酒。
The Pope doesn't get unpleasant 教皇不会不高兴的
Am I unpleasant, anyone? 有人觉得我不讨人喜欢吗？
There, you see. 这里，你看。
I never really had a drinking problem. 我从来没有酗酒的问题。
I just went through the A.A. Crap 我刚参加了戒酒互助会
to keep Carol company. 来陪卡罗尔。
Children, children, let's not fight. 孩子们，孩子们，我们不要吵架。
- Ben's fine. - Good. - Ben 很好-很好。
Can't you let one fucking hour go by... 你就不能让一个小时过去..。
without ringing the fucking baby sitter? 不打电话给保姆吗？
Andrew! 安德鲁！
She's concerned about our child, Andrew. 她很关心我们的孩子安德鲁。
No need to be aggressive. 没必要这么咄咄逼人。
Was that Roger the jingle writer? Did she speak? 那是广告歌作家罗杰吗? 她说话了吗?
I'd rather be Roger, the jingle writer 我宁愿是广告歌作家罗杰，
than Andrew, the miserable bastard. 而不是可怜的混蛋安德鲁。
I've never understood you. 我从来都不了解你。
I'd like to think it was Hollywood but you were like this 10 years ago. 我想这是好莱坞，但你10年前就是这个样子。
- Like what? - Self-Ioathing. - 比如说?-自我放纵。
I think you ought to apologise to Roger and Mary, Andrew. 我想你应该向罗杰和玛丽道歉，安德鲁。
Do you indeed? Well, I'm sorry. - 真的吗?-对不起。
Is anyone just going to comment 有没有人会对萨拉为
on that piece of human excrement that Sarah dragged in for us? 我们拖来的那块人类粪便发表评论？
Who was that appallingly dreadful tosspot? 那个可怕的酒鬼是谁？
What the fuck was his fucking Greta Garbo story about? 他的葛丽泰嘉宝的故事他妈的是什么？
At least he had the courage to leave his wife. 至少他有勇气离开他的妻子。
Yeah, for 24 hours. 是的，24小时。
That's not a divorce, that's a day trip. 那不是离婚，那是一日游。
You'll probably be stuck with 你可能一辈子都会被那个琼 ·
that Joan Collins impersonator all your life. 柯林斯的模仿者缠住。
You're talking about the woman I almost love. 你说的是那个我几乎爱上的女人。
I've never seen anyone wear more make-up. 我从没见过有人化这么浓的妆。
How does she take it off? With a chisel? 她是怎么拿下来的? 用凿子？
She's made Maggie here look ridiculous. 她让玛吉在这里看起来很可笑。
Sarah! 莎拉，我觉得
I think Maggie looks great. 玛姬看起来很棒。
Of course you do. You think Carol looks great. 你当然知道，你觉得卡罗尔看起来很棒。
Mary! 玛丽!
I will not have my ex wife, 我不会让我的前妻,
future ex wife talked about like that. 未来的前妻也是这么说的。
I don't look ridiculous. 我看起来不可笑。
That's a horrible thing to say. You're just jealous. 这么说太可怕了，你只是嫉妒。
- Please! - Look, look. - 拜托!-听着听着。
It's two minutes to midnight. Can we please not? 还有两分钟就到午夜了，我们能不能别这样？
Just try and be nice to each other. 试着对彼此友好一点。
There he goes: 'Try and be nice to each other. 他说: ‘试着对彼此友好一点。
'Cause it's New Year's fucking Eve, isn't it? 因为今天是他妈的除夕夜，不是吗？
New Year's fucking Eve 他妈的除
at Peter's fucking New Year's fucking mansion. 夕夜在彼得他妈的新年官邸。
Where Peter gets to be lord of the manor 彼得成了庄园的主人，
and I get to regret ever leaving England. 而我却后悔离开了英格兰。
Andrew, I know this isn't you speaking. 安德鲁，我知道这不是你在说话。
This is 'drunk-you'. 这是“醉鬼-你”。
I'm trying to draw a veil over your behaviour, 我试图掩盖你的行为,
but would you please shut the fuck up? 但你能不能闭上你的臭嘴？
Yea, we could go and write our crappy play together. 是的，我们可以一起去写我们的蹩脚剧本。
And then everything would be okay, Peter, wouldn't it? 然后一切都会好起来的 Peter 不是吗？
You are being so boring! 你太无聊了！
Well, why the fuck did you invite me? 你他妈的为什么要邀请我？
Why the fuck any of us? 为什么是我们？
And why this year 为什么是今年，而不
and not any other bloody year? 是其他血腥的一年？
Because all our lives are in such an optimum fucking mess, 因为我们所有人的生活都是一团糟,
that it needs Peter the saviour 需要救世主彼得把我们送
to send us out in the world... 到外面的世界。
on New Year's Day 在元旦复
resurrected and directed. 活和导演。
And because I'm here to tell you if that's your aim, my old fruit, 因为我在这里告诉你，如果这是你的目标，我的老伙计,
from bitter personal experience, it hasn't worked. 从痛苦的个人经历来看，这没有用。
Do you really want to know why I invited you here? 你真的想知道我为什么邀请你来吗？
Yes, I do, your Lordship. 是的老爷。
Well, I didn't think it was... 我觉得不是..。
I wasn't sure whether I was going to tell you or not. 我不确定我是否会告诉你。
Given the way this evening has panned out... 考虑到今晚的情况..。
I think it might be appropriate. 我觉得这样比较合适。
I invited you all here 是我邀请你们来的
because... 因为..。
you all mean a lot to me... 你们对我来说很重要。
as you know, 如你所知,
and... 还有..。
I'm sorry, this is... 对不起，这是..。
not very easy. 不是很容易。
Because... 因为..。
recently... 最近..。
I had a blood test, 我验了血,
and it turns out I'm HIV positive. 结果发现我 HIV 呈阳性。
I'm sorry, Andrew. 对不起，安德鲁。
I didn't mean to sober you up that fast. 我不是故意那么快就让你清醒过来的。
Well... 好吧。
Happy New Year. 新年快乐。
Come on! 快点！
Chaps... 伙计们。
Don't let me down. 别让我失望。
Happy New Year. 新年快乐。
Happy New Year, Peter. 彼得，新年快乐。
Happy New Year, Vera. 新年快乐，薇拉。
- Happy New Year, Peter. - Happy New Year, Peter. - 新年快乐，彼得-新年快乐，彼得。
I am an absolute... 我绝对是个..。
dribbling arsehole. 流口水的混蛋。
I'm sorry, everybody. 对不起，各位。
I'm sorry, Peter. 对不起 Peter。
Peter, how long have you known? Peter 你知道多久了？
About six months. 大约六个月。
I'm all right. You don't have to treat me any differently. 我很好，你不必对我有什么不同。
I haven't got AIDS, I've got the AIDS virus. 我没有艾滋病，我有艾滋病病毒。
There's a big difference. 这有很大的区别。
Statistically, there's every chance 从统计学上来说，
that it'll be years before it becomes... 很有可能几年后才会变成..。
full blown. 成熟的。
You should have told us. 你应该告诉我们的。
It isn't a very easy thing to tell. 这不是一件很容易说出口的事情。
Look, look. 听着，听着。
Why don't we sit over there? 我们为什么不坐在那边呢？
Just a few minutes. 就几分钟。
Are you really feeling... 你真的觉得..。
okay... now? - 好了... 现
I'm fine. 在?-我没事。
Really, 真的,
I do get tired now and again, but... 我偶尔会觉得累，但是..。
as much as anything, it's this drug they've got me on now. 不管怎样，他们现在给我用的这种药。
I intend to live a long time, thanks very much. 我打算长命百岁，非常感谢。
I'm going to out-live you all. 我要比你们都活得长。
- Lf there's anything we can do. - Anything. - 如果有什么我们能做的-任何事。
I'm so sorry, Peter! 对不起，彼得！
He knows you're sorry, dear. 他知道你很抱歉，亲爱的。
I love you. 今夜月色很美。
I know, Andrew. 我知道安德鲁。
Vera, coffee? 维拉，要咖啡吗？
Do you know who you got it from? 你知道是谁给你的吗？
I haven't a clue, and I don't think it makes much difference if I did. 我不知道，就算我知道也没什么区别。
- Do you? - I guess not. - 是吗?-我想是的。
I mean, it's not as if it's anybody else's fault. 我是说，这又不是别人的错。
There's always a chance they'll discover a cure, isn't there? 他们总有机会找到治愈的方法，不是吗？
They find new things... 他们发现新的东西..。
Absolutely. 当然。
Look, I'm going to go down and get some bubbles. 听着，我要下去弄点泡泡来。
Roger, why don't you get your guitar? 罗杰，你为什么不去拿你的吉他？
It's a party, for God's sake! 这是个派对，看在上帝的份上！
I wish you'd told me. 我希望你能告诉我。
I thought you'd consider my plight 我以为你会认为我的遭遇
a deserved punishment. 是应得的惩罚。
How could you say that to me? 你怎么能这样对我说话?
I've known you since you were a little boy. 你还是个孩子的时候我就认识你了。
I used to watch you drawing at that table. 我过去常看你在那张桌子上画画。
I'm sorry. 对不起。
I know you always disapproved 我知道你总是不赞成
of the way I lived my life. 我的生活方式。
I didn't. 我没有。
You had all that promise. 你有那么多承诺。
I hated seeing what you didn't do with your life. 我讨厌看到你这辈子没做过的事。
And more, how unhappy it made you. 更重要的是，这让你多么不开心。
But I've always loved you. 但我一直爱着你。
How could you say that to me, Peter? 你怎么能这么说，彼得？
Vera, I'm sorry. 薇拉，对不起。
I didn't mean to upset you. 我不是故意要惹你生气的。
I suppose it's too late for Auld Lang Syne. 我想对于《友谊地久天长》来说已经太晚了。
Yeah. 是的。
Coffee? 咖啡？
Black, no sugar. 黑咖啡，不加糖。
Come on, Andrew. Thanks, Vera. 来吧，安德鲁，谢谢，薇拉。
Happy New Year. 新年快乐。
Peter, if you wanted to stay with us, any of us... Peter 如果你想和我们在一起任何人..。
- any time... - That's sweet of you, but... - 任何时候...-你真好，但是..。
I'm going to be fine. This is my home. 我会没事的这是我的家。
We can't let you stay here on your own. 我们不能让你一个人呆在这里。
I'll be fine. 我会没事的。
- Are you sure? - No, but I'll give it my best shot. - 你确定?-不确定但我会尽力的。
I've got something very funny to show you. 我有些非常有趣的东西要给你看。
Stay exactly where you are. 呆在原地别动。
I can't believe he's coping so well. 真不敢相信他能应付得这么好。
I think he's fantastic. 我觉得他棒极了。
- It makes you feel so helpless. - Exactly. - 让你觉得很无助-没错。
Mags, I'm sorry. I didn't mean what I said. 麦琪，对不起，我不是故意的。
I think you look fan... I think you look great. 我觉得你看起来很迷人... 我觉得你看起来很棒。
I was trying to get back at Mr. Appropriate here. 我只是想报复恰当先生。
I am sorrier than it is humanly possible to be. 我感到非常抱歉，这是人类所能做到的。
Roger, I wouldn't blame you if you never spoke to me again. 罗杰，如果你再也不跟我说话，我也不会怪你。
Oh, shut up! 哦，闭嘴！
Look what I found. 看我找到了什么。
The cabaret I persuaded you to do with my father's friends. 我劝你和我父亲的朋友们一起做的歌舞表演。
- Vera took the photo in the kitchen. - We didn't go down that well. - Vera 在厨房里拍的照片-我们没下去那么深。
We went down as well as a dry souffle. 我们像干的蛋奶酥一样下去了。
- Joined the land of the living? - I am so sorry. - 加入活人世界了?-我很抱歉。
Remember Paul dancing on the table, Vera? 记得保罗在桌子上跳舞吗，维拉？
He must have been about 7 then. 那时他大概7岁左右。
- Feel embarrassed, Maggie? - Have I missed something? - 觉得尴尬吗 Maggie?-我错过什么
- No, no. - No, never mind. 了吗?-没没没没没关系。
- What song did we do? - Well, The Underground Song. - 我们唱了哪首歌?-《地下之歌》。
The fucking Underground Song! What a piece of shit! 该死的《地下之歌》 ! 真是一坨
- Who wrote that? - Guilty. 屎!-谁写的?-内疚。
- I've always loved that song. - All right then, recite it. - 我一直都很喜欢这首歌-那好，朗诵一下。
I've got to go to "gotty, plotty"... 我要去“ gotty，plotty” ..。
Let's all go down to Oxford Circus 让我们一起去牛津广场，
past Trafalgar Square... Charing Cross. 经过查令十字特拉法加广场。
Let's do it! Let's do it! 来吧! 来吧！
Not The Underground Song! 不是地下歌曲！
It's your punishment for being such a miserable bastard. 这是对你这个可怜的混蛋的惩罚。
Here's your bowler and there's your umbrella. All right... 这是你的保龄球，这是你的雨伞。好的..。
Under the arm. 胳膊下面。
Let's all go down to Oxford Circus 我们一起去牛津广场吧
Let's all go down to Oxford Circus past Trafalgar Square. 我们一起去牛津广场，经过特拉法加广场广场。
And then from Charing Cross right up to Euston. 然后从查林十字车站一直到尤斯顿。
Then change to the Victoria, and then the Piccadilly... 然后转到维多利亚大街然后是皮卡迪利大街。