每次我们的目光相遇 Every time our eyes meet
我内心的这种感觉 This feeling inside me
几乎不止于 Is almost more than
我可以接受 I can take
宝贝，当你抚摸我的时候。 Baby, when you touch me...
帕特里克。 Patrick.
阿德琳。 Adeline.
这将是有史以来最棒的情人节。 This is going to be the best Valentine's Day ever.
这个地方。 This place...
真是太刺激了。 it's just so gorge.
当然是了，宝贝。 Of course it is, babe.
-是你选的！-是我选的！ - You picked it! - I picked it!
噢。 Oh.
嗯。嗯。 Mmm. Mmm.
嗯。 Mmm.
搞什么鬼? What the hell?
我告诉过你不要把它放到我的食物里。 I told you not to put it in my food.
-哦，见鬼.对不起。抱歉，我...，-没关系继续。 - Oh, shit. I'm sorry. Sorry, I-- - It's fine. Keep going.
呃..。 Uh...
阿德琳·戴利拉·加勒特。 Adeline Delilah Garrett.
你真聪明。 You're smart.
你真漂亮。 You're beautiful.
也许最重要的是， And perhaps most important of all,
你让我思考。 you make me think.
你是我的人，我无法想象没有你的生活。 You're my person and I can't imagine my life without you.
愿意和我结婚吗？ Will you marry me?
是。一百万次，是的！ Yes. A million times, yes!
我不知道你是怎么做的 I don't know how you do what you do
我是如此的爱你 I'm so in love with you
它只是一直在变得..。 It just keeps getting...
你为什么现在给我打电话？ Why are you calling me right now?
我没弄明白。 I didn't get it.
你他妈的没拿到是什么意思？ What the fuck do you mean you didn't get it?
是的，我很抱歉，伙计。 Yeah, I'm sorry, dude.
有几次太阳耀斑，就像..。 There was a couple of sun flares and, like...
呃，你能不能再来一次或者... Um, could you maybe do it again or...
为什么，是的。让我向我那该死的女朋友重新求婚 Why, yes. Let me re-propose to my fucking girlfriend
这样你就能做好你的工作。 so you can do your job right.
严格来说她是你的未婚妻-别跟我耍花样 - Technically she's your fiancée. - Don't get cute with me.
这次做对了，否则我就他妈的杀了你。 Do it right this time or I'll fucking end you...
-在Yelp上。-好的，酷，谢谢. - on Yelp. - Okay, cool, thanks.
我呆会儿再和你谈。我甚至不在Yelp上，迪克。 I'll talk to you later. I'm not even on Yelp, dick.
呃，演讲。可爱的，可爱的鸽子。 Uh, speech, speech, speech. Lovey, lovey-dovey.
呃，还有，呃..。 Uh, and, uh...
愿意和我结婚吗？ Will you marry me?
是。是的，一百万次了。 Yes. A million times, yes.
我太爱你了..。 I'm so in love with you...
请稍等。 Just one second.
把那个给我。你好? Give me that. Hello?
照相师尼科。请留言。 Nico the Photo Guy. Leave a message.
你在做爱吗？ Are you fucking
开玩笑的..。我? kidding... me?
我坠入爱河了。 I'm so in love...
哦，不! Oh, no!
你好? Hello?
你给我听着，混蛋。 You listen here, asshole.
我一生都在计划这一天。 I have been planning this day my whole life...
你他妈的杀了他！ and you fucking killed him!
你惹错了新娘。 You messed with the wrong bride.
你听到了吗？ You hear me?
你惹错了人-- You messed with the wrong fu--
哇哦。 Whoa.
女士，你不能在这里。 Ma'am, you can't be here.
-你在干什么？-他想杀了我！ - What are you doing? - He's trying to kill me!
嘿，伙计，你想告诉我发生了什么事吗？ Hey, buddy, you wanna tell me what's going on?
等。停止播放!把刀放下，混蛋！ Wait. Stop! Drop the knife, asshole!
来人呀!请! Somebody! Please!
哦，糟了。 Oh, shoot.
拿着，你这个混蛋！ Take that, you motherfucker!
走开! Go away!
你给我滚！ You go away!
不是的。 No.
不，不，不。 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
不，不，不。请! No, no, no, no, no. Please!
嘿!嘿! Hey! Hey!
不是的！ No!
情人节快乐 Happy Valentine's Day
每天14号 Every day the 14th
我想你们都没听到我的话我只是想说 I don't think y'all heard me I just wanna say
情人节快乐 Happy Valentine's Day
每天14号…… Every day the 14th...
今天是情人节 It's Valentine's Day
全国再次处于高度戒备状态。 and the nation is once again on high alert.
在过去的两年里，一个戴面具的疯子 For the past two years, a masked maniac
被称为心眼杀手。 known as the Heart Eyes Killer...
...或HEK，当局简称他， ...or HEK, as authorities call him for short,
在一个原本是浪漫的日子出现了 has emerged on a day meant for romance
以此为目标，猎杀并残忍地杀害夫妻。 to target, hunt and brutally kill couples.
Hek似乎随机瞄准了城市。 HEK seems to target cities at random.
两年前波士顿地区血迹斑斑的暴行。 From a blood-soaked rampage in the Boston area two years ago...
...以及第二次杀戮狂欢， ...as well as a second killing spree,
仅去年在费城就有几人死亡。 which left several dead in Philadelphia just last year.
即使他追求的是相爱的情侣， Even though he's after couples in love,
让我把这一点说清楚。 let me be perfectly clear about this...
他会杀了任何挡他道的人。 He will kill anyone who gets in his way.
.让美国人再一次被焦虑所困扰 ...leaving Americans once again plagued with anxiety
在丘比特的假期问这个问题..。 on Cupid's holiday asking the question...
心眼杀手下一步将在哪里出击？ Where will the Heart Eyes Killer strike next?
情人节快乐。 Happy Valentine's Day...
你期待《心眼杀手》吗？ Do you expect the Heart Eyes Killer
毁掉你的情人节计划？ to kill your Valentine's Day plans?
见鬼的情人节计划是谁做的？ Who the hell makes Valentine's Day plans?
是啊，这个假期糟透了，伙计。 Yeah, this holiday sucks ass, dude.
-字面意思。-瓦伦丁... - Literally. - Valentine...
我甚至不会低调害怕。 I ain't even low-key scared.
他对我没有任何把柄。你知道的..。 The HEK ain't got nothin' on me. You know...
哦，闭嘴，迪伦。你害怕黑暗。 Oh, shut up, Dylan. You're afraid of the dark.
不，我没有。 No, I don't.
情人节快乐。 Happy Valentine's...
心眼杀手--真高兴我是单身。 The Heart Eyes Killer-- So glad I'm single.
我要在里面庆祝一下。 I'm gonna celebrate inside.
那家伙在追捕你。 That dude hunts you.
...在我们面前擦你那破掌上电脑. ...rubbing your shitty PDA all up in our faces.
我想，他只杀异性恋者。 He only kills straight people, I think.
无论你是和伴侣在一起还是在寻找真爱， Whether you're with a partner or looking for love,
这个情人节一定要保持警惕。 stay vigilant this Valentine's Day.
因为我要找的人 'Cause the one
谁说 Who says
他爱你 He loves you
找到了 Has found
一个新的..。 Someone new...
他妈的! Shit!
-干得好，笨蛋.-这里有一杯卡布奇诺. - Nice one, dipshits. - Got a cappuccino here.
希望丘比特能射中你的下半身。 Hope Cupid shoots you in the dick.
给莫妮卡的焦糖豆奶拿铁！ Caramel soy latte for Monica!
-哦，那就是我.-好的，好的.那里。 - Oh, that's me. - Okay, yeah. There.
你为什么看起来这么紧张？ Why do you look so stressed?
是因为你在情人节又单身了吗？ Is it 'cause you're single again on Valentine's Day?
不，我是..。不，我压力很大 No, I'm... No, I'm stressed
因为克里斯托刚刚打来电话 because Crystal just called
全体会议和她电子邮件的主题 an all-hands meeting and the subject of her email
字面意思是“艾丽的竞选活动” literally says "Ally's Campaign."
-嗯，我看到了.-所以我完蛋了. - Mm, I saw that. - So I'm fucked.
好吧，最坏的情况是， Okay, worst-case scenario,
你被解雇了，你一生中再也没有工作过。嗯？ you get fired and you never work another day in your life. Hmm?
最坏的情况是，克里斯托把我的皮肤当裤装穿。 Worst-case scenario, Crystal wears my skin as a pantsuit.
最好的情况是，你的皮肤很好。 Best-case scenario, you got nice skin though.
砰。你猜怎么着？管他呢。 Boop. You know what? Whatever.
如果你倒下了，我也会和你一起倒下，好吗？ If you go down, I'll go down with you, okay?
我们会让西尔玛和路易丝去做这些狗屎。 We'll Thelma and Louise this shit.
大杯混合冰美式咖啡 Large iced blended Americano
加燕麦奶，两份蜂蜜，一份糖。 with oat milk, two honey, one sugar.
-嗯.-哦. - Mm. - Oh.
抱歉，你确定那是你的吗？ Sorry, are you sure that's yours?
是的，那绝对是我的。 Yes, that is definitely mine.
其他人都不会点... No one else would order...
.一大杯冰镇混合美式咖啡 ...a large iced blended Americano
加燕麦奶，两份蜂蜜，一份糖。 with oat milk, two honey, one sugar.
糖。嗯。看那儿。哇。 Sugar. Yeah. Look at that. Wow.
我猜我们是咖啡伙伴。 Guess we're coffee mates.
-爸爸的笑话很好笑.-谢谢. - Nice dad joke. - Thanks.
我以为我是世界上唯一一个 I thought I was the only one in the world with
令人讨厌的咖啡订单。 the obnoxious coffee order.
事实上，这是一种非常常见的秩序。 It's a pretty common order actually.
你们能动一下吗？我们很忙。 Can you guys move? We're busy.
是。 Yes.
他太辣了！ He's hot!
嘿，我能让你对这些家伙感兴趣吗？ Hey, can I interest you in one of these guys?
哦，不，我很好。谢谢。我带着我自己的。 Oh, no, I'm okay. Thanks. I carry my own.
-哦.金属吸管。-我讨厌纸吸管。 - Oh. Metal straw. - I hate paper straws.
它们在大概三秒钟内就变成了糊状。 They just turn into mush in, like, three seconds.
是啊，不。我完全明白你的意思。 Yeah, no. I totally get what you're saying.
让我们把所有的咖啡都放在一个塑料杯里， Let's put all the coffee in a plastic cup,
但是，嘿，只要稻草是纸，地球就得救了。 but, hey, as long as the straw is paper, planet saved.
地球得救了。 Planet saved.
-哦，虽然是糖.要来一杯吗，-好的 - Oh, sugar though. Want one? - Yeah.
一点对胰腺的慢性毒药。 A little slow poison for the pancreas.
-哦.哦！-哦。哦！ - Oh. Oh! - Oh. Ooh!
-我很抱歉.不，我，-我很抱歉不，我... - I'm sorry. No, I'm-- - I'm sorry. No, I'm--
抱歉的。 Sorry.
-我知道了.没关系的。-不，这完全是-- - I got it. It's okay. - No, it's totally--
-哦！去他妈的耶稣·墨菲！-妈的！天哪。你没事吧？ - Oh! Fucking Jesus Murphy! - Shit! Oh, my God. Are you okay?
-是的。是吗？-哦，天哪。你在流血！ - Yeah. Am I? - Oh, my God. You're bleeding!
-呃，给你.他妈的。-哦--呃，谢谢你. - Uh, here. Shit. - Oh-- Uh, thank you for that.
再见。呃，我要走了。我们单位见，莫妮卡。 Bye. Um, I'm gonna go. I'll see you at work, Mon.
抱歉的。她今天要被解雇了。 Sorry. She's getting fired today.
情人节大屠杀整整一年后 Exactly one year after a Valentine's Day massacre
波士顿造成三对夫妇死亡 left three couples dead in Boston
费城有四对夫妇遇难， and four couples dead in Philadelphia,
《心眼杀手》来到了西雅图。 the Heart Eyes Killer has come to Seattle.
目前已有四名受害者在一家酿酒厂被索赔， Four victims have now been claimed at a winery,
结束一次梦想的订婚 ending one dream engagement
在噩梦中。 in a nightmare.
哈特利局长，这是心眼杀手干的吗？ Chief Hartley, is this the work of the Heart Eyes Killer?
这一点目前尚未得到证实， That's not confirmed at this point,
但鉴于以夫妻为目标的模式 but given the pattern of targeting couples
情人节那天，我们怀疑这是海克的杰作。 on Valentine's Day, we suspect it's the work of HEK.
你有什么要对外面的情侣说的吗？ What do you have to say to all those couples out there
打算庆祝情人节吗？ planning to celebrate Valentine's Day?
呆在家里。 Stay home.
井。 Well.
这是一个相当棘手的问题。 This is quite a pickle.
为什么你们中没有一个人 Why didn't a single one of you
告诉我有个疯子 tell me that there is a maniac
跑来跑去屠宰人们 running around slaughtering people
这几年的情人节吗？ on Valentine's Day these last couple years?
汤米？ Tommy?
你们中没有一个人。 Not a single one of you.
这场运动当然来得不是时候。 This campaign is certainly ill-timed.
你说呢，小姐？ Wouldn't you say so, missy?
呃..。嗯.。 Uh... Um...
-我是说-你知道的克里斯托 - I mean-- - You know, Crystal, um,
你总是告诉我们 how you always tell us
这种相关性在我们的投球中真的很重要吗？ that relevance is really important in our pitches?
我个人认为艾丽的竞选活动是非常“现在”的。 Well, I personally believe that Ally's campaign is very "now."
莫妮卡，非常感谢你。 Monica, thank you so much.
如果你能帮我一个大忙。闭嘴吧你。 If you could do me a huge favor. Shut the fuck up.
汤米？ Tommy?
我的宝贝不见了 My baby's gone
他已经走了 He's gone away
他不会回来了 He won't be back
这就是我哭，哭，哭的原因 That's why I cry, cry, cry
哭，哭，哭 Cry, cry, cry
一直 All the time
他说：“再见……” He said, "Bye-bye..."
“哇。从夫妻的死亡中获利来卖戒指。” "Wow. Profiting off the death of couples to sell rings."
“无言以对。” "Speechless."
-“这太恶心了”-我会说的 - "This is disgusting." - I'll say.
“我刚才看了什么？” "What did I just watch?"
“直截了当的俗气。” "Straight-up tacky."
“有人找出这是谁做的，让他们的无知的屁股消失。” "Someone find out who made this and dox their ignorant ass."
-我是说，它只是--它一直在继续.-我肯定是这样的 - I mean, it just-- it goes on. - I'm sure it does.
艾丽，我很担心你的安全。 Ally, I'm worried about your safety.
天啊，谢谢，汤米。 Gee, thanks, Tommy.
这个心形的混蛋杀了多少人？ How many people has this heart-shaped asshole killed?
我想，就像，很多。 I think, like, a lot.
很多? A lot?
你在全国范围内发起了一场运动 You built a nationwide campaign
关于以死亡告终的浪漫故事？ around romance ending in death?
好吧，你批准了。 Well, you approved it.
因为我信任你。 Because I trusted you.
我需要一个新的竞选活动。 I'm gonna need a new campaign.
-好的.嗯，没问题。我会...，-杰，快进来 - Okay. Um, no problem. I'll-- - Jay, get in here.
杰伊？杰伊是谁？ Jay? Who's Jay?
非常感谢。 Thank you very much.
不行。 No way.
就是那个在咖啡店被你撞到鼻子的家伙。 That's the guy whose nose you smashed in at the coffee shop.
莫妮卡，坐下。 Mon, sit down.
杰伊·西蒙兹，各位。 Jay Simmonds, everybody.
这位是杰·西蒙兹。 This is Jay Simmonds.
杰伊·西蒙兹是谁？好吧，我来告诉你。 Who's Jay Simmonds? Well, I'll tell you.
杰伊·西蒙兹是纽约BMY的前首席执行官。 Jay Simmonds is the former CCD of BMY New York.
他是获得克里奥奖的最年轻的自由职业者 He is the youngest freelancer to win a Clio Award
因为他病毒式的浪漫竞选活动。 for his viral romantic campaigns.
从豪华轿车到豪华巧克力应有尽有。 Everything from fancy cars to luxury chocolates.
然后，他就为自己赢得了 And, he has then earned himself
一个很好的“消费者丘比特”的绰号 a nice little moniker of "Consumer Cupid."
-那是杰伊·西蒙兹...-那就是他？ - That is Jay Simmonds... - That's him?
...我告诉你吧. ...and I'll tell you what.
当我意识到狗屎的小溪有多远 When I realized how far up shit's creek
艾丽在这里划过我们， Ally here had paddled us,
我知道我需要一些增援。 I knew I needed some reinforcements.
感谢小耶稣。 And thank Baby Jesus.
现在，他必须离开，明天再出发 Now, he's got to leave and push off tomorrow
然后溜之大吉，所以他在计时。 and skedaddle, so he's on the clock.
杰伊。大家听好了，杰！ Jay. Everybody, Jay!
谢谢你的恭维，克里斯托。 Thank you for the lovely flattery, Crystal.
我很感激。嗯.。 I appreciate it. Um...
听着，据我所知， Listen, as I understand it,
我们最近经历了一些颠簸， we've experienced some turbulence as of late,
但重要的是你如何降落飞机，所以... but it's about how you land the plane that matters, so...
我们会渡过难关的。 we will get through this...
在一起。 together.
那到底是什么啊？我找到匹配的了。 What the hell was that? I got a match.
哦，看在他妈的份上。 Oh, for fuck sakes.
我们要结婚了。我能感觉到。 We're gonna get married. I can feel it.
那就是你的男朋友？ That's your boyfriend?
是啊，他会的。 Yeah, he will be.
他是一个真正的消防员，喜欢小狗。 He's an actual firefighter who loves puppies.
你看?这就是为什么你还是单身。 You see? That's why you're still single.
你知道你需要什么吗，肖？ You know what you need, Shaw?
你需要一个真正的男人。 You need a real man.
愿意迈出第一步的人。 One that's willing to make the first move.
来吧，警探们。你会喜欢这个的。 Come on, detectives. You're gonna love this.
看看这个。 Check it out.
那是什么，结婚戒指吗？ What is that, a wedding band?
会不会是受害者的？ Could it be one of the victim's?
不太可能。 Unlikely.
刻在里面的首字母..。JS. The initials engraved on the inside... JS.
与两名死者都不匹配。 Doesn't match either of the deceased.
哈。 Huh.
什么样的动物会做出这种事？ What kind of an animal would do this?
可能是住在他妈妈地下室里的某个处女巨魔。 Probably some incel virgin troll living in his mommy's basement.
如果是个男人的话。 Assuming it's a man.
那个从未被邀请参加舞会的女孩呢？ What about the girl who never got asked to prom?
对爱情嗤之以鼻的女人被骗了太多次 The love-scorned woman who got cheated on one too many times
然后就崩溃了。 and just snapped.
哦，操。 Oh, fuck.
噢。是。他回答说。 Oh. Yes. He replied.
同性恋消防员？ The gay fireman?
不，不。这家伙在科技公司工作。 No, no. This guy works in tech.
-肖对贝塔情有独钟。-我没有恋物癖。 - Shaw's got a fetish for betas. - I don't have a fetish.
每个人都有恋物癖。 Everybody's got a fetish.
先生们，这不仅仅是一起简单的谋杀案。 Gentlemen, this is more than just a simple murder.
这是个..。 It's a...
...扭结. ...kink.
这是他妈的这一年里最轻描淡写的。 That's the understatement of the fucking year.
你怎么确定是海克？ How do you know for sure it's HEK?
给你，警探。 Here you go, Detective.
因为这是最后一件事 'Cause this is the last thing
婚礼摄影师从未见过的。 the wedding photographer ever saw.
心灵之眼来到了我们的城市，孩子们。 Heart Eyes has come to our city, boys.
他们还有十个小时 And they've got another ten hours
在情人节留下了杀手锏。 of Valentine's Day left to kill.
打扰了。你到底在做什么？ Excuse me. What in hell are you doing?
你是什么意思？你刚刚当着全队人的面解雇了我。 What do you mean? You just fired me in front of the whole team.
炒了你？我在你的合同上还有六个月。 Fired you? I got six more months on your contract.
我要把你身上的每一滴水都榨出来。 I intend to squeeze every single last drop out of you.
好吧。太棒了。那我该怎么做呢？ Okay. Great. So what am I supposed to do?
在他降落飞机的时候给他倒咖啡？ Get him coffee while he lands the plane?
不是的。你会睡得很香的， No. You're gonna turn in a sizzling,
性感，诱人，轰动一时 sexy, seductive, blockbuster
水晶甘蔗运动。 Crystal Cane campaign.
如果你不这么做，我就杀了你。 And if you don't, I'll kill you.
我开玩笑呢。我不会的。不过我会把你列入黑名单的。 I'm kidding. I won't. I'll blacklist you, though.
我不会杀你的。 I won't kill you.
我是说，也许吧。 I mean, maybe.
但是没有。 But no.
但我会吗？ But would I?
“不管是谁做的，我希望你能得到 "Whoever made this, I hope you get
“谋杀和取消。不是按这个顺序。” "murdered and canceled. Not in that order."
“标签做得更好。” "Hashtag do better."
“作为某一天可能会死去的人， "As someone who may die someday,
“我觉得这个广告 "I find this commercial
“成为音盲和边缘能手。” "to be tone-deaf and borderline ableist."
哇，人们真他妈的傻。 Wow, people are fucking dumb.
“唯一比这则广告中的情侣更可怕的事 "The only thing deader than the couples in this ad
“是创造它的人的脑细胞。” "is the brain cell of the person who created it."
“这段视频中的退缩程度超出了图表。 "The level of cringe in this video is off the charts.
“不要再贴标签了。” "Hashtag just stop."
嘿，艾丽？ Hey, Ally?
-什么事？-你好. - Yeah? - Howdy.
杰伊？什么. Jay? Wha--
这是女洗手间，伙计。你不能在这里。 This is the women's bathroom, dude. You can't be in here.
严格来说，这是一个中性浴室，但是... Technically, it is a unisex bathroom, but...
我们能谈谈吗？ can we talk?
-嗨.-嗨. - Hi. - Hi.
我是.。 I'm...
之前的事我真的很抱歉。 I am really sorry about earlier.
哦，不，完全没问题。 Oh, no, it's totally fine.
抱歉，我偷偷跑了， Sorry to stalk and run,
但我想让这堂瑜伽课 but I'm trying to make this yoga class
大概一小时后就开始了。 that starts in, like, an hour.
你是认真的吗？瑜伽？ You serious? Yoga?
嗯-嗯。 Mm-hmm.
我们不是应该拯救公司吗？ Aren't we supposed to be saving the company?
是的，我们会的。就在瑜伽之后。 Yes, and we will. Just after yoga.
我在L给我们订了一张桌子。 I booked us a table at L'oie.
我们受到启发，谈论竞选活动。 We get inspired, talk about the campaign.
你知道今天是情人节，对吧？ You realize that it's Valentine's Day, right?
哦，对了。 Oh, that's right.
你可能有计划了，不是吗？ You probably got plans, don't you?
-没有。-好的，太好了！ - No. - Well, great!
这将是一个进行实地研究的好地方。 It'll be a great place for some field research.
浪漫，鲜花，蜡烛-- Romance, flowers, candles--
呃，你觉得我们可以明天再谈吗？ Uh, do you think that maybe we could just do this tomorrow?
呃，你看，我很想明天去， Uh, see, I would love to do tomorrow,
我只需要坐头等舱。 I just have to take the first flight
早上出去参加我最好朋友的婚礼。 out in the morning for my best friend's wedding.
那么，这个怎么样？ So, how about this?
我们就定在8点整，到时见。 We'll call it 08:00 sharp and I'll see you there.
-是吗？我很兴奋。-呃-- - Yeah? I'm excited. - Uh--
-不，不，我-会很棒的 - No, no, I-- - It's gonna be great!
看起来好像下雨了..。 It looks like the rain...
哦，太感谢你了。 Oh, thank you so much.
呃，不，莫妮卡。让我来拿这个。你好像欠了10万美元的债。 Uh, no, Mon. Let me get this. You're, like, $100,000 in debt.
现在不是了。 Not anymore.
亚瑟还清了。我可以留着这张卡。 Arthur paid it off. And I get to keep the card.
-你是认真的吗？-嗯. - Are you serious? - Mm-hmm.
该死的。有人喜欢和爸爸一起吃点糖。 Damn. Someone likes a little sugar with their daddy.
啊哈。打扰一下，艾丽。我没有一个甜爹。 Aha. Excuse me, Ally. I do not have a sugar daddy.
这个词是非常有问题的。 That term is very problematic.
我有赞助商。 I have a sponsor.
你爱你的赞助人吗，还是他只是在帮你抹去债务？ And do you love your sponsor, or is he just erasing your debt?
是的，我爱他。我喜欢他在帮我还债。 Yes, I love him. And I love that he's erasing my debt.
那么，我什么时候才能见到这个神秘的休·赫夫纳？ So, when am I gonna meet this secret Hugh Hefner?
我们很快就可以一起吃晚饭了吗？你说什么，比如，4：30？ Shall we all get dinner soon? What do you say, like, 4:30?
-汤？-哈哈 - Soup? - Ha ha.
很聪明，朱迪小姐， Real clever, Miss Judgy Judy,
而你却在网上跟踪你的前任。 while you're literally stalking your ex online.
我没有跟踪他。 I'm not stalking him.
算法在跟踪我，好吗？ The algorithm is stalking me, okay?
-是算法的问题？-嘿，是亚瑟·心眼吗？ - It's the algorithm? - Hey, is Arthur Heart Eyes?
这就是我还没见他的原因吗？ Is that why I haven't met him yet?
这他妈的一点都不好笑。 That's not fucking funny.
亚瑟当然不是心眼。 Of course Arthur's not Heart Eyes.
那家伙得了关节炎，跑不动了。 That guy has so much arthritis, he can't run.
-老实说，我打赌是克里斯托.-嗯. - Honestly, I bet it's Crystal. - Mm.
你知道当她这样做的时候，就像，事情... You know when she does that, like, thing...
-嗯-嗯.-...当她的肉毒杆菌没有 - Mm-hmm. - ...when her Botox doesn't
坐对了它就卡住了？ sit right and it gets stuck?
突发新闻。我们的Channel 7分支机构 Breaking news. Our Channel 7 affiliate
又有两对夫妇被发现被谋杀 is reporting that two more couples have been found murdered
在市中心的一家温泉浴场。 at a downtown spa.
我们在西雅图现场直播。 We go live to the scene in Seattle.
我看不下去了。 Can't watch this.
谢谢，迈克..。 Thanks, Mike...
艾丽。 Ally.
-艾丽，喂？嘿，呵呵。-莫妮卡！ - Ally, hello? Hey, ho. - Monica!
天哪。你为什么要折磨自己？ Oh, my God. Why are you torturing yourself?
你才是那个结束一切的人。 You're the one who ended things.
我知道呀。他就是走得太快了。 I know. He just moved on so fast.
我是说，她到底是做什么工作的？ I mean, what even is her job?
看看她的视频。都是度假照片。 Look at her feed. It's all vacation pics.
而且她甚至没有富裕的父母。我查过了。 And she doesn't even have rich parents. I checked.
你不能再恨自己了，走出去吧 You need to stop hate-fucking yourself and get out there
然后找个人去他妈的操你自己，你知道吗？ and find someone to actually fuck-fuck yourself, you know?
-没有。-哦，那个人怎么样？ - No. - Oh, what about that guy?
他太可爱了。那个-那个...洗手间的男孩，你知道吗？ He's so cute. The-the... The bathroom boy, you know?
你的小跟踪者？ Your little stalker?
你是说那个想抢我工作的人？ You mean the guy trying to take my job?
哦，他妈的。 Oh, my fuck.
他太辣了，我简直要吐了。 He is so hot, I could literally throw up.
我的地下室刚刚被淹了。 My basement just flooded.
他很好。 He's okay.
等等，你这次约会穿的是什么？ Wait, what are you wearing on this date?
这不是约会。 It's not a date.
我们在工作。我的衣服怎么了？ We're working. And what's wrong with my clothes?
你看起来就像以前的照片。 You look like a before picture.
莫妮卡！这太刻薄了！ Monica! That is so mean!
好的，这个地方，氛围是什么？是不是，什么，花哨？ Okay, this place, what's the vibe? Is it, what, fancy?
-是啊，很花哨.为什么？-来吧。 - Yeah, it's fancy. Why? - Come on.
我们去什么地方？ Where are we going?
我们要去他妈的搞一张信用卡。 We're gonna go fuck up a credit card.
漂亮的女孩不会减少我们想要的戏剧性 Pretty girls don't do drama 'less we wanna
这要看哪一天了 It'll be depending on the day
漂亮的女孩们挤在后卫里 Pretty girls packed in a Defender
我知道我会保护她，永远不会让她抓到流浪狗 Know I'm-a defend her never let her catch no stray
这就是那个漂亮女孩的口头禅 This that pretty-girl mantra
她是那种令人惊叹的人，让你想摇摆两个人... She's that stunna make you wanna swing both...
-太棒了。-这么多皮肤。 - It's gorgeous. - So much skin.
-把它抬高一点。-太多皮肤了. - Hike it up a little bit. - It's so much skin.
-它可以更短。-莫妮卡，不！这不是约会。 - It can go shorter. - Monica, no! It's not a date.
-爱它的感觉-感觉就像 - Love what it feel like - Feel like
像是整晚都不在电网上 To be off of the grid like, all night
-哦，和我的屁股一样-婊子，像 - Oh, with my bih like - Bitch, like
我们甚至不想和任何人交谈 We ain't even trying to talk to no one
远离所有令人毛骨悚然的东西，没有奇怪的感觉 Swerve off all the creeps no weird vibes
我们永远不会让它毁了一段美好的时光 We ain't never let it ruin a good time
难道没有人会把我们美好的灯光调暗吗 Ain't nobody gon' dim our good light
这是我们赖以生存的话语 This them words we're living by
不是的。 No.
这就是那个漂亮女孩的口头禅 This that pretty-girl mantra
这是在炫耀你 This that flaunt you
-刚刚降落在洛杉矶-啊 - Just touched down in L.A. - Ah
漂亮女孩不会演戏剧没有新的戏剧 Pretty girls don't do drama no new drama
-我们已经有一整天了-啊，啊 - We already got a full day - Ah, ah
你会记得的漂亮女孩..。 Pretty girls that you gon' remember...
嗨。呃，西蒙兹的预订。 Hi. Uh, reservation for Simmonds.
马塞特：当然。AJ？ MAÎTRE D': Of course. AJ?
-请举起手来.-很漂亮…… - Arms out, please. - Pretty...
-怎么回事？-心眼. - What gives? - Heart Eyes.
再小心也不为过。 Can't be too careful.
我有环保意识。 I'm environmentally conscious.
锋利，我的屁股。 Sharp, my ass.
你今晚看起来真美，亲爱的。 You look so beautiful tonight, darling.
情人节快乐。我是认真的。 Happy Valentine's. I mean that.
啊.。 Aw.
晚上好，小姐。会有人和你们一起去吗？ Good evening, miss. Will anyone be joining you?
呃，是的。嗯，一个朋友。 Uh, yes. Um, a friend.
一位同事。 A colleague.
这是个..。这是一顿工作晚餐。 It's a... It's a work dinner.
好的，一旦你的约会对象来了，我会带着特色菜回来的。 Well, I'll be back with the specials once your date arrives.
哦不。他不是我的约会对象。 Oh, no, no, no. He's not my date.
我可以告诉你，你很可爱…… May I tell you that you're lovely...
对不起，我迟到了。我试着弄辆车。 I am so sorry that I am late. I tried to get a car.
不管怎么说，我都不知道这个地方 And for what it's worth, I had no idea this place
会有这么好，但是，嗯. was gonna be this nice, but, um...
-你看起来棒极了.-谢谢你. - You look amazing. - Thank you.
欢迎来到L。 Welcome to L'oie.
我能为您提供一杯饮料吗？ May I offer you a beverage?
-嗯，我很好.谢谢。-好的，谢谢.怎么样 - Um, I'm good. Thank you. - Yeah, please. How about
一瓶香槟，或者两杯？ a bottle of champagne, maybe two glasses?
哦，呃，不。对不起。 Oh, uh, no, no, no. I'm sorry.
-无意冒犯，但我们在工作.-没人理睬。 - No offense, but we're working. - None taken.
我马上回来。 I'll be right back.
那么，你从哪里来？ So, where you from?
呃，凤凰城。 Uh, Phoenix.
你有兄弟姐妹吗？ Do you have siblings?
不是的。 No.
你父母还在一起吗？ Are your parents still together?
-嗯-嗯.-嗯，那很好. - Mm-hmm. - Well, that's nice.
是啊，我很想和某人白头到老。 Yeah, I'd love to grow old with somebody.
改变他们的依赖？ Change their Depends?
你知道, You know,
当我想到爱的时候，我不会马上去拉屎， I don't immediately go to poop when I think about love,
不过，是的。我会给成人换尿布 but yeah. I would change an adult diaper
如果是以爱的名义。 if it was in the name of love.
完美的浪漫..。 The perfect romance...
我们到了。 Here we are.
-谢谢你.-谢谢你. - Thank you. - Thank you.
-小姐？-是的 - Miss? - Yeah.
我一点也不想要，不过谢谢你。 Didn't want any, but thank you.
先生，您要什么？ And for you, sir?
非常感谢。好好享受吧。 Thank you very much. Enjoy.
你说呢？ What do you say?
-去爱？-嗯. - To love? - Mm.
好吧。 Okay.
-听着，这一切都很可爱.-嗯-嗯. - Listen, this is all very cute. - Mm-hmm.
-而且你很圆滑.-哦，谢谢. - And you're smooth. - Oh, thanks.
但我只是在试着 But I'm just trying
为了挽救我在这里剩下的事业，所以我们能不能跳过 to salvage whatever's left of my career here, so can we skip
不管这是什么，并开始破解这场竞选吗？ whatever this is and get to cracking this campaign?
-当然可以.-好的. - By all means. - Okay.
我在这里有几个想法。 I have a couple ideas in here.
有些可能很烂，但我肯定会有... Some probably suck, but I'm sure there's a--
最近你的心都碎了。 You've had your heart broken recently.
-抱歉，你说什么？-不，我只是觉得 - I'm sorry, what? - No, I just like to think
我对这些事情很有直觉，而且... I'm intuitive with these things and...
真恶心。是啊，不。 Ew. Yeah, no.
我没有伤透我的心。 I did not get my heart broken...
-嗯-嗯.-...最近. - Mm-hmm. - ...recently.
这真的不关你的事。 And it's really none of your business.
哦，你说的完全正确，不是的。 Oh, you're totally right, it's not.
绝对不是那么回事。好吧。呃，是不是…… Definitely not. Okay. Um, is...
这只是你的竞选活动。 It's just your campaign.
命中注定的恋人？我是说，这对我来说一点也不浪漫。 Doomed lovers? I mean, it hardly screams romance to me.
有史以来最浪漫的故事注定要失败。 The most romantic stories of all time are doomed.
你们有丈夫，有妻子， You got husbands, wives,
搭档，双胞胎，灵魂伴侣。 partners, twin flames, soulmates.
不管你怎么称呼它，一切都会结束的。 Whatever you wanna call it, it's all gonna end.
这只是个时间问题 It's just a matter of time before
有人作弊、逃脱或死亡。 someone cheats, bails, or dies.
那你肚子里的蝴蝶呢？ What about butterflies in your stomach?
一道闪电击中心脏？ A lightning bolt to the heart?
舒适的周日躺在床上？ Cozy Sundays in bed?
接下来是什么，出生表和在海滩上的长时间散步？ What's next, birth charts and long walks on the beach?
我喜欢这些东西，但我明白，不是每个人都喜欢。 I like those things, but I get it, not for everyone.
你想知道我对浪漫的感觉吗？ You wanna know how I feel about romance?
嗯。 Yeah.
这是一场闹剧。 It's a farce.
一个谎言。 A lie.
不是对每个人，我知道。有些人会得到..。 Not to everyone, I know that. Some people get...
...真的很幸运，偶然发现了一些真实的，永远的东西. ...really lucky and stumble into something real and forever.
但其他99%的人 But the other 99% of us
只是从一个失败的实验到下一个失败的实验， are just bouncing from one failed experiment to the next,
追逐同样令人反胃的童话废话 chasing the same regurgitated fairy-tale bullshit
从我们小时候起就被灌输到我们的大脑中。 that's been stuffed into our brains since we were kids.
白马王子？ Prince Charming?
直到你抓到他和你妹妹上床。 Till you catch him fucking your sister.
我还以为你是独生女呢。 I thought you were an only child.
-这是一个比喻。上帝啊。-对. - It's a metaphor. Jesus. - Right.
我的意思是，这不是真的。 My point is, it's not real.
不知何故，我找到了一份工作，这份工作迫使我 And somehow, I landed a job that forces me to propagate
为了卖血钻而幻想 a fantasy in order to sell blood diamonds
从第三世界的奴隶劳动中收获， harvested from third-world slave labor,
所以请原谅我，如果我没有被卷走 so please forgive me if I'm not swept away
你神奇的浪漫观念，杰伊。 by your magical notions of romance, Jay.
哇。 Wow.
那真的是..。 That's really...
什么？ What?
...可悲。 ...sad.
你为什么是单身？ Why are you single?
-你说什么？-不，真的，浪漫主义先生... - Excuse me? - No, really, Mr. Romantic...
傻眼，初恋， doe-eyed, first love,
埃丝特·佩雷尔妈妈的儿子无所不知。你为什么是单身？ Esther Perel mama's boy know-it-all. Why are you single?
-好吧.-你真的在寻找爱情吗？ - Well... - Are you really looking for love
或者你只是另一个冒牌的妓女， or are you just another fake-ass, ho-hunting,
-西装革履？-哦，天哪. - ankle-cuff prick in a suit? - Oh, my God.
你知道，你不了解我。 You know, you don't know me.
而且你也不能做出判断 And you don't get to cast judgment
就因为我不像你想的那样，好吗？ just because I don't think like you, okay?
是啊，嗯. Yeah, um...
我想你是对的。今晚是个糟糕的夜晚。 I think you were right. Tonight's a bad night.
我应该让你清醒一下的。 Should've just let you clear your head.
呃，别担心香槟的事。它在克里斯托。 Um, don't worry about the champagne. It's on Crystal.
杰伊！杰，我很抱歉，好吗？你赢了。 Jay! Jay, hey-- I'm sorry, okay? You win.
听着，我告诉过你这很好，我是认真的。一切都很好。 Listen, I told you it was fine and I meant it. It's all good.
不，我今天过得很不顺，而且... No, I had a really rough day and...
我把气撒在你身上 and I took it out on you
这很糟糕而且-而且是错误的而且..。 and that was shitty and-and wrong and...
杰，拜托，我不能丢了这份工作。 Jay, please, I can't lose this job.
艾丽，我不会抢你的饭碗。 Ally, I am not gonna take your job.
尽管这看起来确实像是 Although it does seem like
你不是真的想要这份工作，但是... you don't really want this job, but...
这就是我所以..。 This is me, so...
我要回酒店，集思广益， I'm gonna go back to the hotel, brainstorm some creative,
看看我们能从--哦。 see what we can salvage from the-- Oh.
艾丽？ Ally?
科林！你在这里干嘛？ Collin! What are you doing here?
实际上，西耶娜和我有个小小的晚餐约会。 Um, well, Sienna and I are on a little dinner date, actually.
-我听说了很多关于你的事。-真的？ - I've heard so much about you. - Really?
为什么？ Why?
那你是哪位？ And, uh, you are?
哦，杰伊。我是艾丽的..。 Oh, Jay. I'm Ally's...
他是我的朋友--男朋友-...男朋友. - He's my friend-- Boyfriend. - ...Boyfriend.
朋友。男朋友。 Friend. Boyfriend.
我不知道你有男朋友。 I didn't know you had a boyfriend.
-是的！-是的 - Yeah! - Yeah.
嗯。我是说，你为什么要这么做？ Yeah. I mean, why would you?
这不像我在社交媒体或其他什么地方宣传它。 It's not like I publicize it on social media or anything.
呃，很高兴见到你，杰。 Uh, well, it's nice to meet you, Jay.
荣幸之至。那么，嗯，晚餐，嗯？ Pleasure. So, um, dinner, huh?
嗯。这应该是一个四人约会， Yeah. It was supposed to be a double date,
但不幸的是..。 uh, but unfortunately...
-哦.-那是什么意思？ - Ooh. - What does that mean?
你知道在酿酒厂被谋杀的那对夫妇吗？ Well, you know the couple that got murdered up at the winery?
-什么，你认识他们？-我们一起工作. - What, you know them? - We worked together.
-打壁球。-壁球。 - Played racquetball. - Racquetball.
这是个悲剧，真的。 It's tragic, really.
-你还保留了预订？-你还来吃晚餐？ - You still kept the reservation? - And you still came to dinner?
-当然。向他们致敬。-哦. - Of course. In their honor. - Oh.
-哇.-嗯，还有很多事情要做 - Wow. - Well, a lot to
在那里吃，味道很好。 eat in there and it's good.
我们该走了。再见，艾丽，还有..。 We should go. See you, Ally, as well, and...
你的西装真性感。 You have such a sexy suit.
-哦，那件衣服很性感.-是的。哦，是啊。 - Oh, that's a sexy dress. - Yeah. Oh, yeah.
祝你们晚餐愉快。 You guys have a good dinner.
情人节快乐! Happy Valentine's Day!
情人节快乐！ Happy V-Day!
别被杀了，好吗？ Don't get killed, all right?
-这是什么-他为什么要这么说？ - What was-- - Why would he say that?
这太奇怪了。哦，你要和我一起走。 That was weird. Oh, you're coming with me.
那真是太尴尬了。 That was so embarrassing.
你是不是爱上了某人 Are you in love with somebody
只是有点害怕说出是谁？ And just a little afraid to say who?
你是不是爱上了某人 Are you in love with somebody
谢谢。 Thank you.
谁不知道你也爱上了他们呢？ Who doesn't know you're in love with 'em, too?
不是..。没问题。 Not a... not a problem.
爱上一个人 Being in love with somebody
是每个人都应该做的事。 Is something that everybody should be...
那么是口音的问题吗？是这样的吗？ So is it the accent? Is that what it is?
女人喜欢他妈的口音。 Women love that fucking accent.
天哪，我现在受不了了。 God, I can't stand it now.
英国人太冷漠了。 Brits are so unemotional.
嗯。 Mm.
这就能解释那些死去的朋友为什么这么生气了。 Well, that would explain the dead friends' resy.
爱情是美好的，不是吗？ Love is a beautiful thing, no?
-哦，我们-我们只是在一起工作.-不，我们不是夫妻. - Oh, we-we just work together. - No, we're not a couple.
-但你们只是接吻了，不是吗？-哦.你看，不， - But you just kissed, no? - Oh. See, no,
那是一场表演 that was a performance
看起来可能更令人向往，或许不那么可悲 to seem maybe more desirable and perhaps less pathetic
-在她前妻面前.-哦.你喜欢Spotify吗？ - in front of her ex. - Oh. You love Spotify?
我有《终极性爱》的播放列表-- I have Ultimate Sexies playlist and--
-我喜欢Spotify。-是的，我们--不，我们很好. - I love Spotify. - Yeah, we're-- No, we're okay.
-谢谢你.-好的. - Thank you. - Okay.
我们能加一站吗？ Can we add a stop?
再一次，今晚的事我真的很抱歉。 Again, I'm really sorry about tonight.
我发誓我不是疯子。 I swear I'm not a lunatic.
我想这正是一个疯子会说的话。 That's exactly what I think a lunatic would say.
好吧。 Okay.
在你最好的朋友的婚礼上玩得开心。 Have fun at your best friend's wedding.
谢谢。 Thank you.
害怕被单独留下。 Afraid of being left alone...
-好的。-是的。 - Okey dokey. - Yeah.
这是什么.。 What the...
不是的！ No!
先生，下一站是西湖大道南2640号吗？ Next stop, 2640 Westlake Avenue South, sir?
嘿，你能等一下吗？我想她把自己锁在门外了。 Hey, can you hold off a second? I think she locked herself out.
你知道你应该做什么吗？ You know what you should do?
你应该去找她， You should go to her,
告诉她你爱她，然后永远不要让她走。 tell her you love her, then never let her go.
对真爱来说永远不会太晚。 It's never too late for true love...
正确的。正确的。是啊，你只要把计价器开着就行了。 Right. Right. Yeah, you just keep that meter running.
你好。一切都还好吗？ Howdy. Everything okay?
不是的。 No.
不，我想我把钥匙忘在更衣室里了。 No, I think I left my keys in a dressing room somewhere.
噢。 Oh.
天哪。这一夜再糟糕不过了。 Oh, my God. This night could not get any worse.
你藏了一个备用的吗？ You have a spare hidden?
是的，在楼上的垫子下。 Yeah, under a mat upstairs.
没关系的。我就打碎窗户好了。 It's okay. I'll just break the window.
不是的。你在说什么，打碎窗户？不是的。 No. What are you talking about, breaking windows? No.
不，这很好。我的房东爱我。 No, it's fine. My landlord loves me.
好吧，如果你是认真的，也许，你知道，让我来吧。 Well, if you're serious, maybe just, you know, let me do it.
-我可以打碎窗户。-不，我知道你可以 - I can break a window. - No, I know you can
打破窗户，但如果你割伤了自己-- break a window, but if you cut yourself--
我不会割伤自己的。 I'm not gonna cut myself.
尽情享受吧。 Knock yourself out.
只要知道我不会宽恕这件事。我很担心你的安全。 Just know I don't condone this. I'm worried for your safety.
你用手中的拇指击打， And you're punching with your thumb inside your hand,
-这不是一件好事。-好的，好的.你会这么做的。 - which is not a good thing. - Okay, yeah. You're gonna do it.
嗯。你为什么不拿着它呢？有备而来。 Yeah. Why don't you hold that? Came prepared.
啊，还不错。 Ah, not so bad.
那太糟糕了。 That's bad.
我太抱歉了。这都是我的错。 I'm so sorry. This is all my fault.
不，不，我很抱歉我把你的地板都流血了。 No, no, I'm sorry I'm bleeding all over your floor.
这里。好吧。让我们把它放在水里。 Here. Okay. Let's run it under some water.
嗯。 Mm.
-谢谢.-好的，你只需要洗个澡 - Thanks. - Okay, you're just gonna wash up
在这里待一会儿。 in here for a sec.
哦，上帝。 Oh, God.
嗯，对不起，这么乱。 Um, sorry it's so messy.
我请了个清洁工， I had a house cleaner,
但她上周中了彩票，把我炒了。 but she won the lottery last week and fired me.
真的？她赢了多少钱？ Really? How much did she win?
呃，大概，一百万美元。 Uh, like, a million dollars.
该死的。好吧，我希望你能尽快找到替代者。 Damn. Well, I hope you find a replacement soon.
啊.。很可爱。 Aw. Cute.
我在万圣节也是皮卡丘。 I was Pikachu for Halloween too.
哦，是啊。那不是万圣节。 Oh, yeah. That wasn't Halloween.
好吧，那是什么？ Well, what was it?
那天是星期二。是啊，我当时很着迷。 It was Tuesday. Yeah, I was pretty obsessed.
到处都穿着那该死的衣服。 Wore that shit everywhere.
-我要这个。-它在你的架子上. - I'll take that. - It was on your shelf.
不，我真的没想到会有人来。 No, I really wasn't expecting company.
永远不会？ Ever?
你为什么不坐下来呢 Why don't you just take a seat
我去找急救箱好吗？ while I look for the first aid kit?
哈。 Huh.
找到了！ Found it!
杰伊？ Jay?
失陪一下。 Excuse you.
对不起。我不想坐在你漂亮的衣服上。 I'm sorry. I didn't wanna sit on your nice clothes.
噢。 Oh.
你能放松点吗？ Would you relax?
这只是一件非常昂贵的夹克。 It's just a very expensive jacket.
让我看看你的手。 Let's see your hand.
-哦.-现在小心点. - Ooh. - Careful now.
疼吗？ Does it hurt?
不，事实上。 No, actually.
你真的很擅长这个。 You're really good at this.
你上过医学院还是怎么的？ Did you go to med school or something?
实际上我退学了。 I dropped out actually.
我真的不能抽血。 I really can't do blood.
-不可能。-好的。 - No way. - Way.
嗯。 Hmm.
嗯，我觉得你现在做得很好， Well, I think you're doing a pretty good job right now,
如果我自己这么说的话。 if I do say so myself.
-呃...-哦. - Uh... - Oh.
这就是我们从医学院退学的原因 This is why we dropped out of med school
转而投放广告。 and pivoted to advertising.
你真搞笑。 You're funny.
-是吗？-我想是的 - Am I? - I think so, yeah.
你介意吗？我的头发，落在我的脸上。 Would you mind? My hair, falling in my face.
-哦，当然了.-谢谢你. - Oh, of course. - Thank you.
-好的.我们走吧。-哦，哇. - Okay. There we go. - Oh, wow.
所以，你介意我问一下吗 So, you mind my asking
你打算用什么样的药物？ what kind of medicine you were planning on going into?
呃，肾病。 Uh, nephrology.
那是肝脏。 That's the liver.
肾脏。 Kidneys.
-成功了。该死的。-是的。 - Nailed it. Damn. - Yeah.
好吧，为什么呢？ Well, why that?
我有一个家庭成员病得很重。 I had a family member that was pretty sick.
嗯-嗯。 Mm-hmm.
我想我，我不知道，以为我能治好人。 Guess I, I don't know, thought I could fix people.
不管怎样，现在我被认为是恐血症患者。 Anyway, now I'm considered hemophobic.
噢。 Oh.
-我不认为你是个偏执狂.-好的，哇. - I didn't take you for a bigot. - Okay, wow.
与咖啡伙伴相比，你爸爸的笑话是一流的。 Between that and coffee mates, your dad jokes are top-notch.
我显然是在开玩笑。你的笑话太俗气了，因为-- I'm being facetious obviously. Your jokes are cheesy as--
操! Fuck!
艾丽！艾丽！ Ally! Ally!
哦，妈的！ Oh, shit!
你这混蛋!不，不，不！ Fuck you! No, no, no, no, no, no!
跑! Run!
站住！站住！站住！ Hold it! Hold it! Hold it!
你干吗呢？ What are you doing?
把你的思想从阴沟里移开！ Get your mind out of the gutter!
是的，是的。赶快。快点，快点！ Yep, yep, yep, yep. Come on. Come on, come on!
快点，快点！ Come on, come on!
快点，快点，快点！ Come on, come on, come on!
-明白了吗？-明白了！ - You got it? - Yes!
做得好。 Good job.
谢谢。 Thanks.
嘿，你还好吗？ Hey, you good?
嗯。 Yeah.
-救命！他想杀了我们！-哦，小情侣来了。 - Help! He's trying to kill us! - Oh, here's lovebirds.
不是的！不，不，不。你找错人了。 No! No, no, no. You've got the wrong people.
-嘿.你在做什么？-他只杀情侣，对吗？ - Hey. What are you doing? - He only kills couples, right?
我们不是情侣！我们几乎不了解对方。 We're not a couple! We barely know each other.
所以他妈的退后！ So back the fuck off!
911，您有什么紧急情况？ 911, what's your emergency?
跑! Run!
帮助!帮助! Help! Help!
救救我们！ Help us!
等等，等等，等等。 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
什么？ What?
你听到了吗？ Did you hear that?
我什么都没听到。 I don't hear anything.
哦，妈的！ Oh, shit!
艾丽！ Ally!
离她远点！ Get off of her!
嘿嘿！ Hey, hey!
不是的！不是的！不是的！ No! No! No!
帮助!他就在后面..。 Help! He's right behind...
这里! Here!
...我。 ...me.
他--他就在这里。 He was-- He was right here.
我去看看。 I'll go check it out.
天哪。杰伊。 Oh, my God. Jay.
-杰，他还好吗？-我不知道谁 - Jay, is he okay? - I don't know who
-你说的是.-杰伊·西蒙兹 - you're talking about. - Jay Simmonds.
我们整晚都在一起--然后我们就被袭击了 We were with each other all night and-and we got attacked
我们在那里走散了。我..。 and we got separated back there. I...
-你就这样离开他了？-不，我没有离开他！ - You just left him? - No, I didn't leave him!
各单位注意。所有单位，撤退。 All units. All units, stand down.
我们有心眼。 We have Heart Eyes.
-重复一遍，我们有心眼.-是的！我们抓到那个混蛋了！ - I repeat, we have Heart Eyes. - Yes! We got that motherfucker!
西雅图警局，宝贝！妈的，太棒了！ Seattle PD, baby! Fuck, yeah!
代表西雅图警局，我只想说... On behalf of Seattle PD, I just wanna say...
是啊，祝贺你。 Yeah, congratulations.
令人难以置信的团队合作，是吧？ Incredible teamwork, huh?
嘿!嘿，你得退后！ Hey! Hey, you need to back up!
-他妈的怪胎-我做了什么？ - Fucking weirdos. - What did I do?
警探们。 Detectives.
她来了。 Here she is.
齐克·霍布斯警探。 Detective Zeke Hobbs.
这是我的搭档珍宁·肖警探。 This is my partner, Detective Jeanine Shaw.
霍布斯和肖？ Hobbs and Shaw?
喜欢这部电影吗？ Like the movie?
-没听说过.-还没看过. - Haven't heard of it. - Haven't seen it.
-我们是来指认凶手的-哦，我的天.杰伊？ - We're here to ID a murderer. - Oh, my God. Jay?
杰伊！ Jay!
-杰，你还好吗？-嗯.嗯-嗯。 - Jay, are you okay? - Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
-杰！-不 - Jay! - Nope.
杰，你还好吗？ Jay, are you okay?
不，艾丽，我不太好。 Uh, no, Ally, I'm not okay.
谢谢你的关心。你抛弃了我。 Thank you for asking. You ditched me.
什么？我没有抛弃你！ What? I did not ditch you!
哦，不，你做到了！你完全抛弃了我。我们是一个团队。 Oh, yes, you did! You absolutely ditched me. We were a team.
我被一个他妈的连环杀手追了！ I was being chased by a fucking serial killer!
我知道呀!我也被一个连环杀手追着。 I know! I also was being chased by a serial killer.
-那他妈的是什么意思？-杰，你又高又瘦 - What the fuck does that mean? - Jay, you're tall and ripped
完全有能力为自己辩护。 and perfectly capable of defending yourself.
艾丽，我真的很感谢你的夸奖， Ally, I really appreciate the compliments,
尤其是来自你的声音， especially coming from you,
但现在不是时候，好吗？ but right now is not the time, okay?
这些肌肉不是为暴力而生的！ These muscles were not made for violence!
它们是用来拥抱的！ They're for cuddling!
-好的.-嘿，我们在这说话呢！ - Okay. - Hey, we're talking here!
伙计们，这不是他。我们整晚都在一起。 Guys, this was not him. We were together all night.
心眼盯着我们两个。 Heart Eyes was after both of us.
女士..。我们在公园里发现这个人穿着这个 Ma'am... We found this man in the park wearing this
并拥有这一点。 and in possession of this.
赶快! Come on!
不，那是--那不可能。 No, that's-- That's not possible.
这不是杰伊干的。 Jay didn't do this.
也许吧。 Maybe.
也许杰伊不是单独行动的。 Maybe Jay wasn't acting alone.
-什么？-什么？ - What? - What?
我们将不得不拿走你的 We're gonna have to take your
被撕裂的高个子朋友带去审问。 tall, ripped friend in for questioning.
噢! Oh!
嘿，干得好。真的很棒。 Hey, good going. Really great.
我想，车站见。 See you at the station, I guess.
操。 Fuck.
这是什么？ What is this?
那是一枚戒指。 That's a ring.
-读一读.-读什么？ - Read it. - Read what?
让我来帮你吧。让我来帮你吧。 Let me help you out. Let me help you out.
上面写着，“JS.” It says, "JS."
-就像“杰·西蒙兹”-“杰·西蒙兹” - As in "Jay Simmonds." - "Jay Simmonds."
你真的很棒。 You are really good.
你真的很擅长侦探工作。 You're really good at detective work.
这真的--令人印象深刻。 That was really-- It's impressive.
那是讽刺？ That sarcasm?
首先，我还没有结婚。 A, I am not married.
我为什么要把结婚戒指留在犯罪现场？ B, why would I leave a wedding band at the scene of the crime?
和C， And C,
他们有自己的首字母缩写 who gets their own initials
刻在他们自己的结婚戒指上？ engraved in their own fucking wedding band?
另外，D， Also, D,
是的，那是讽刺。 yes, that was sarcasm.
-嘿，嘿，嘿！霍布斯。-嘿，放松点.放轻松！ - Hey, hey, hey! Hobbs. - Hey, relax. Relax!
休息五分钟。去。去。 Take five. Go. Go.
镇静些。 Cool down.
赶快。 Come on.
对不起。他可能会在领子下面变得有点热。 I'm sorry. He can get a little hot under the collar.
嗯。没有开玩笑。 Yeah. No kidding.
您需要什么吗？水，咖啡？ Do you need anything? Water, coffee?
-我很好，非常感谢。-好的. - I am fine, thank you very much. - Okay.
只有你和我。 Just you and me.
我要你看着我的眼睛 I want you to look me in the eyes
告诉我真相。 and tell me the truth.
好的。 All right.
你认识艾丽多久了？ How long have you known Ally?
十四个小时。 Fourteen hours.
你似乎很关心她。 You seem to care about her.
嗯。也许我是这么想的。 Yeah. Maybe I do.
但那枚戒指。那是.。不是你的，对吧？ But that ring. That's... It's not yours, correct?
不是的。再说一次，我还没结婚。 No. Again, I am not married.
你还没结婚。 You're not married.
我是说，这不是自愿的。 I mean, it's not, like, by choice or anything.
我只是还没遇到合适的人。 I just haven't met the right person.
你是在告诉我。 You're telling me.
你是-单身令人震惊。 - You're-- - Single. Shocker.
有点。 Kind of.
不--你真的，嗯. No-- You really, um...
好吧。嗯.。 Okay. Um...
女士，我已经在这里等了一个多小时了。 Lady, I have been waiting here for over an hour.
首先，是“长官”。 First of all, it's "officer."
第二，我已经告诉过你了 Second, I already told you
他们正在审问嫌疑犯。 they're interrogating the suspect.
我已经告诉过你他们审问错人了。 And I already told you they're interrogating the wrong guy.
你能不能回到那里去 Can you please just go back there
给我一些信息？ and give me some sort of information?
抱歉，弗兰。以太网线都磨损了。 Sorry, Fran. The ethernet cable was all frayed.
-现在应该可以工作了。-谢谢，大卫. - Should be working now. - Thanks, David.
以H结尾的狗的五个字母的单词是什么？ What's a five-letter word for a dog ending in H?
贱人? Bitch?
对不起，你说什么？ Excuse me?
母狗。 Female dog.
哦，是啊。谢谢。 Oh, yeah. Thanks.
你现在能回去告诉我一些最新情况吗？ Can you please go back there now and give me some sort of update?
-好的.-谢谢你. - Fine. - Thank you.
嘿。我们认识吗？ Hey. Do we know each other?
不，我想不是这样的。 No, I don't think so.
邦布尔。 Bumble.
是啊，不。我是.。我不在应用程序上。 Yeah, no. I'm... I'm not on the apps.
噢。无论如何，这都是在浪费时间。 Oh. It's a waste of time anyway.
嗯。 Hmm.
只是在这里拍我的镜头。嗯.。 Just shooting my shot here. Um...
我能找个时间带你出去喝杯咖啡吗？我会付钱的。 Could I take you out to coffee sometime? I'll pay for it.
我今晚差点被杀了。 I almost got murdered tonight.
-我很抱歉.嗯.。-是的。 - I am so sorry. Um... - Yeah.
注意安全。愿你晚上愉快。 Stay safe. Have a good night.
谢谢。 Thank you.
见鬼的人都去哪儿了？ Where the hell is everybody?
庆祝一下。 Celebrating.
他们捕捉到了心灵的眼睛。 They caught Heart Eyes.
那么，你还有什么要告诉我的？ So, what else do you want to tell me?
我不是连环杀手。 I'm not a serial killer.
就是这样。 So there's that.
23年2月你在波士顿吗？ Were you in Boston in February of '23
以及24年2月的费城？ and Philadelphia in February of '24?
我..。 I...
让我换个说法。你当时在波士顿和费城。 Let me rephrase. You were in Boston and Philly.
相同的日期和地点 Same dates and locations
就像HEK之前的两次疯狂杀戮一样。 as HEK's two prior killing sprees.
杰，我得承认... Jay, I got to admit...
这看起来不太好。 that doesn't look very good.
我不知道你想让我说什么。 I don't know what you want me to say.
我是个自由职业者，所以，是的，我旅行是为了工作。 I'm a freelancer, so yeah, I travel for, like, work.
你有没有在路上感到孤独？ Do you ever get lonely on the road?
我喜欢认为我可以让自己忙碌起来。 I like to think that I can keep myself busy.
嗯?多么? Yeah? How?
你怎么发泄情绪呢？ How do you blow off steam
当你独自思考的时候，杰？ when you're alone with your thoughts, Jay?
你会去葡萄园吗？ Do you go to a vineyard?
或者去泡个温泉？ Maybe a spa?
天啊..。谁-- Holy... Who--
所以，对于HEK来说，突然冒出来 So, for HEK to come out of the blue
谴责情人节和它所代表的一切。 and denounce Valentine's Day and all it stands for...
你好? Hello?
...通过把这些夫妇缩小到合适的尺寸. ...by cutting these couples down to size.
在我的专业观点中，我们现在所拥有的. In my professional opinion, what we have here...
警探。 Detective.
我们前面有一辆HWW。 We got an HWW out front.
你想让我拿她怎么办？ What do you want me to do with her?
一辆HWW？ An HWW?
“歇斯底里的白人女人。” "Hysterical white woman."
我会处理她的。 I'll handle her.
你坐着别动。 You sit tight.
我们还没说完呢。 We're not done yet.
我会在这里等你。 I'll be here.
他突然暴跳如雷。 He just snapped.
他特意一次又一次地杀人 And he made it a point to kill again and again
直到一整天都致力于 until the very concept of an entire day dedicated
对情侣来说，浪漫就被根除了。 to couples and romance is eradicated.
他偷偷溜进你的房子，在黑暗中等待。 He sneaks into your house and waits in the dark.
狡猾而安静，就像一具身体。 Cunning and quiet as a corpse.
然后，在你最意想不到的时候。 And then, when you least expect it...
他拿出了许许多多玩具中的一个 he pulls out one of the many, many, many toys
从他的工具。 from his tools.
你在搞什么花样？ What the hell are you doing?
上帝啊.。 God...
祝福美国。 bless the USA.
-告诉过你了.-是的。 - Told ya. - Yeah.
我太抱歉了。 I'm so sorry.
-你要放他走吗？-还没有 - Are you letting him go? - Not yet.
见鬼，为什么不呢？ Why the hell not?
-他是无辜的.-嗯-嗯. - He's innocent. - Mm-hmm.
好吧，那就告诉我点什么。 Well, then tell me something.
为什么心眼杀手在追杀他？ Why is the Heart Eyes Killer after him?
-你们不是情侣.-我不知道. - You're not a couple. - I don't know.
我猜他看到我们了，以为我们在一起。 I assume he saw us and thought we were together.
为什么？ Why?
我们..。 We...
接吻了。 kissed.
我们--我们不得不接吻。 We had-- We had to kiss.
我们不得不接吻因为..。因为我的前夫..。 We had to kiss because... because my ex...
他在那里，我很嫉妒。 he was there, and I was jealous.
-这真的很愚蠢，我知道.-好的. - It's really stupid, I know. - Okay.
我懂了。 I get it.
我知道。 I do.
所以你对他的恋情不感兴趣？ So you're not interested in him romantically?
这有什么关系呢？ Why is that relevant?
只是女孩子间的闲聊。 Just girl talk.
我是说，他很可爱，他有一个... I mean, he's cute, he has a...
真的很棒。 really good job.
对你这样的小女孩来说是完美的人选。 Perfect candidate for a little girl like yourself.
像我这样的小女孩？ A little girl like myself?
哦，放松点。 Oh, relax.
可能只是个断路器。 Probably just the breaker.
人们都是这么说的 That's what people say
在他们被刺死之前。 before they get stabbed to death.
你怎么知道的？ How would you know?
看着她。 Watch her.
不，不，不。她说要看着我。 No, no, no, no, no. She said to watch me.
冷静点，我只是拿个手电筒。 Calm down, I'm just getting a flashlight.
很小的空间？再近一步，你就在我身体里了。 Little space? Any closer, you'd be inside me.
对不起。我只是有点害怕。 I'm sorry. I'm just scared.
不，不。小心。他躲在壁橱里。 No, no, no, no. Careful. He hides in closets.
这里没有杀人犯。 No killers in here.
帮助! Help!
嘿!嘿!发生什么事了呢？ Hey! Hey! What's happening?
-他来了.-谁？ - He's here. - Who?
去!退后！退后！ Go! Get back! Get back!
嘿。嘿。嘿，嘿。嘿! Hey. Hey. Hey, hey. Hey!
你们打算去哪儿?给我解开手铐。 Where are you going? Uncuff me.
别担心，小情人。 Don't worry, lover boy.
我会保护你的。 I'll protect you.
不是的。不是的。不是的。 No. No. No.
神!该死的! God! Damn it!
肖？ Shaw?
肖！ Shaw!
杰伊？ Jay?
杰伊！ Jay!
杰，你能听到我说话吗？ Jay, can you hear me?
呃，是的，是的，艾丽。 Uh, yes, yes, Ally.
艾丽，你得找到钥匙。 Ally, you've gotta find the keys.
霍布斯有钥匙，好吗？你必须找到霍布斯 Uh, Hobbs has the keys, okay? You have to find Hobbs
因为他把我像个混蛋一样锁在这里 'cause he locked me in here like a fucking asshole.
艾丽？ Ally?
她抛弃了我。 She ditched me.
那好吧。 That's okay.
艾丽？ Ally?
嘿。 Hey.
赶快。 Come on.
嘿，来吧。 Hey, come on.
这不公平！ This is not fair!
他妈的! Shit!
去死吧。 Die.
艾丽！艾丽！ Ally! Ally!
他妈的！我就在这里！ Goddamn! I'm right here!
杰伊！ Jay!
小心!小心。 Careful! Careful.
-嗨.-嗨. - Hi. - Hi.
你没事吧？ Are you okay?
顺便说一句，你的枪法很糟糕。 You're a terrible shot, by the way.
-别他妈逼我，罗密欧.-哦. - Don't fucking push it, Romeo. - Ooh.
-不！嘿！-艾丽！ - No! Hey! - Ally!
住手-不艾丽！ - Stop! - No, no, no! Ally!
他妈的混蛋！ Fucking assholes!
你救了我一命。 You saved my life.
你救了我的命。 You saved mine.
我欠你一个人情。 I owed you one.
我们没有在一起！ We're not together!
-去杀别人吧！-起来.起床。起床。 - Go kill somebody else! - Get up. Get up. Get up.
-站起来.起床。起床。-他来了.他来了。 - Get up. Get up. Get up. - He's coming. He's coming.
哦，操。你知道我们刚刚做了什么吗？ Oh, fuck. Do you know what we just did?
嗯。我们把一个杀夫妻的疯子带到了一个，呃... Yeah. We led a couples-killing maniac to a, uh...
-去一个尽情享受自助餐的地方。-来吧. - To an all-you-can-kill buffet. - Come on.
像你这样的大胖子雇了一架飞机写作， A big fat lummox like you hiring an aeroplane to write,
“希尔蒂，别着急。记住我的酒窝。沃尔特。” "Hildy, don't be hasty. Remember my dimple. Walter."
我们的离婚推迟了20分钟 Delayed our divorce 20 minutes
当法官出去看的时候。 while the judge went out to watch it.
你在开我的玩笑吗？ Are you kidding me?
哦，妈的！ Oh, shit!
哟，这戏服真是太棒了。 Yo, that costume is dope.
我不喜欢那样。 I don't like that.
那不是他，对吧？ That's not him, right?
他妈的怎么回事? What the fuck?
就是他！ It is him!
是我的错吗？ Was it my fault?
我知道那个煤矿会发生另一次塌方吗？ Did I know that coal mine was gonna have another cave-in?
我本打算和你一起度蜜月的，希尔蒂。 I intended to be with you on our honeymoon, Hildy.
“你好吗，伙计？ 'Sup, man?
我和约翰·克鲁普茨基在煤矿呆了两个星期。 I spent two weeks in a coal mine with John Kruptzky.
你不否认这一点，是吗，沃尔特？ You don't deny that, do you, Walter?
否认吗？我为此感到骄傲。 Deny it? I'm proud of it.
我们在那篇报道上打败了全国。 We beat the whole country on that story.
假设我们做到了。这不是我结婚的目的！ Suppose we did. That isn't what I got married for!
失陪一下。 Excuse us.
真是个讨厌鬼。 What a creep.
左边。左边。 Left. Left.
不是的。正确的。去。快走，快走，快走。 No. Right. Go. Go, go, go.
转过去。 Turn.
在这里。 In here.
嗯？ Hmm?
穿上他妈的衬衫。有个杀手在追我们。 Put a fucking shirt on. There's a killer after us.
嗯。哦，这是什么？ Mm. Oh, what is it?
心眼杀手。 The Heart Eyes Killer.
他现在就在外面。我们需要安静。 He's out there right now. We need to be quiet.
噢!伙计，这太火辣了。操。 Oh! Dude, that's so hot. Fuck.
-我们喜欢角色扮演。-是的。 - We love role-play. - Yeah.
-哦，我的天.他来了。-我们死定了. - Oh, my God. He's coming. - We're so dead.
哦，他又大又吓人。 Oh, he's so scary and big.
-我们不能留在这里.-没有。 - We can't stay here. - No.
-……没有颤抖。-沃尔特... - ...without shuddering. - Walter...
我把你培养成了一个很棒的记者，希尔蒂。 I made a great reporter out of you, Hildy.
你在另一篇论文上的成绩不会有别人的一半。你知道的。 You won't be half as good on another paper. You know it.
我们是一个团队。 We're a team.
你需要我，我需要你，报纸需要我们！ You need me, I need you, the paper needs us!
成交，美国人！ Sold, American!
只是没有结果，沃尔特。 It just didn't work out, Walter.
哦，操。 Oh, fuck.
也许我们可以低调一段时间。 Maybe we lay low for a little bit.
嗯。 Yeah.
我并不满意。 I wasn't satisfied.
我想我向你求婚了吧？ I suppose I proposed to you?
你几乎做到了。 You practically did.
两年来一直对我抛媚眼。 Making goo-goo eyes at me for two years.
“哦，沃尔特。”而我仍然..。 "Oh, Walter." And I still...
我其实挺喜欢这部电影的。 I actually kind of like this movie.
是啊，你喜欢吗？ Yeah, you like that?
-是的。-真的？ - Yeah. - Really?
嗯。你感到惊讶吗？ Yeah. Are you surprised?
有一点，是的。 Little bit, yeah.
我确实抛弃了你。 I did ditch you.
不-不是。甩了我？ N-No. Ditch me?
这是我最擅长的。 It's what I'm best at.
-甩了人？-跑步. - Ditching people? - Running.
嘿，我是在坚持自己的想法。你没看到我吗？ Hey, I was holding my own. You didn't see me?
他穿着他的小皮靴在发抖。 He was shaking in his little leather boots.
杰，我在晚餐时并不完全诚实。 Jay, I wasn't entirely honest at dinner.
我父母有这个，就像..。 My parents had this, like...
故事书中的浪漫故事。 storybook romance.
他们简直就是完美的一对。 They were literally perfect together.
然后我父亲去世了。 And then my dad died.
我觉得我妈妈从来没有完全康复过。 I don't think my mom ever fully recovered.
对不起。 I'm sorry.
你知道吗当我还是个孩子的时候 You know, when I was a kid,
我父母只是..。彼此憎恨。 my parents just... hated each other.
我是说，他们打架了..。一直。 I mean, they fought... all the time.
我认为..。 I think that...
这就是为什么我只是这个..。 is why I'm just this...
不幸的浪漫。 hapless romantic.
只是把我喜欢的每一个女孩都奉为偶像， Just putting every girl I fall for on a pedestal,
只会让我的心碎了。 only to have my heart broken over...
-更多。-然后. - More. - and over...
更多? More?
...再来一遍. ...and over.
继续。 Keep going.
都是因为他们..。 All because they...
他们只是不能..。呼吸..。 They just can't... breathe...
...我令人窒息的尝试 ...my suffocating attempt
来证明爸爸妈妈是错的。 to prove Mom and Dad wrong.
你知道吗，我想..。 You know, I think...
我觉得今晚应该是，就像， I think tonight should've been, like,
这是我一生中最糟糕的夜晚。 the worst night of my life.
但事实并非如此。 But it isn't.
我也是。 Ditto.
宝贝，你湿透了。嗯-嗯。 Baby, you're so wet. Mm-hmm.
天哪，你太硬了！ God, you're so hard!
噢！ Ow!
至少他们玩得很开心。 At least they're having fun.
哦，妈的！ Oh, shit!
声音有点大。 It's kinda loud.
是啊，太吵了。 Yeah, it's too loud.
-嘿！嘘！-他妈的闭嘴！嘘！ - Hey! Shh! - Shut the fuck up! Shh!
-闭嘴！闭嘴吧你。-安静！ - Shut up! Shut the fuck up. - Quiet down!
-萨姆！我来了！-哦，天哪！ - Samm! I'm coming! - Oh, God!
-哦，我来了！-伙计们！ - Oh, I'm coming! - Guys!
闭嘴!闭嘴! Shut up! Shut up!
天啊。快来人打911！ Holy shit. Someone call 911!
操! Fuck!
求求你，不要！ Please, no!
你在干什么--嘿，艾丽。 What are you-- Hey, Ally.
-你在做什么？-等等 - What are you doing? - Wait.
等什么？他会杀了我们的。 Wait for what? He's gonna kill us.
如果他不杀了我们， And if he doesn't kill us,
他还会继续杀人。 he's gonna keep killing people.
我们把他带到了这里， We brought him here,
我们就在这里结束吧。 we end it here.
我们-来吧 - We-- - Come on.
我以为我们是一个团队。 I thought we were a team.
宝贝，我好爱你 Babe, I love you so
我想让你知道 I want you to know
我会想念你的爱 That I'm gonna miss your love
当你走出那扇门的那一刻 The minute you walk out that door
所以请不要..。 So please don't...
嘿，操他妈的眼睛！ Hey, Fuck Eyes!
等等，等等，等等。 Wait, wait, wait.
我们需要一件武器。 We need a weapon.
我有这个。 I have this.
那不是武器。 That is not a weapon.
这可能会奏效。 That could work.
-我想我做不到。-什么？嘿.。 - I don't think I can do that. - What? Hey...
可以，停那儿吧。 Yes, you can.
赶快。 Come on.
跑! Run!
艾丽！ Ally!
哦，妈的！ Oh, shit!
非常感谢，杰伊。 Thanks a lot, Jay.
什么？ What?
你把它塞进我嘴里了。 You got it in my mouth.
我刚刚救了你的命。 I just saved your life.
天哪。我想我要吐了。 Oh, my God. I think I'm gonna be sick.
不是的。嘿。 No. Hey.
哦不。 Oh, no, no, no.
我告诉过你我不擅长用血。 I told you I was not good with blood.
是啊，别开玩笑了。 Yeah, no kidding.
呃，那他妈的是谁？ Uh, who the fuck is that?
我没有头绪。 I have no idea.
他在这里失血过多。 He's lost a lot of blood here.
你有受害者的身份吗？ Do you have an ID on the victim?
你们两个，你们会出名的。 You two, you're gonna be famous.
那对阻止了心眼的情侣。我..。 The couple that stopped Heart Eyes. I...
它非常可爱。 It's very cute.
谢谢。谢谢。 Thank you. Thank you.
谢谢。 Thank you.
我现在要让你一个人待着。 I'm gonna leave you alone now.
在这里的黑暗中被枪杀。 Shot in the dark here.
想回我的酒店吗？ Wanna come back to my hotel
并试图在我的航班起飞前破解这场战役？ and try and crack this campaign before my flight?
吃点东西就行了。 Just actually eat some dinner.
叫一大堆客房服务。 Order a whole bunch of room service.
嗯.。 Um...
杰，我不能。 Jay, I can't.
嘿，你们两个。 Hey, you two.
只是想确保你们俩都安全到家了。 Just wanted to make sure you both got home safe.
你们谁需要搭便车吗？ Either of you need a lift?
嗯.。实际上..。 Um... actually...
我想你没有电话， I don't suppose you have a phone,
就为了让我叫辆出租车？ just so I can call a cab?
不，别傻了。我开车送你回家吧。 No, don't be silly. I'll give you a ride home.
至少我能做的。 Least I can do.
你的战车在等着你。 Your chariot awaits.
好吧。 Okay.
晚些时候有工作电话吗？ Work call later?
听起来是个不错的计划。 Sounds like a plan.
嘿，呃，有谁有笔吗？ Hey, uh, does anyone have a pen?
-我抓到你了，伙计.-好的. - I got you, dude. - Okay.
我能看看吗？ Can I see that?
那就是我。 That's me.
你的战车在等着你。 Your chariot awaits.
她不是我喜欢的类型。 She's not my type.
嘿，嗯，我又接到一个电话， Hey, um, I got another call,
所以我只能拿着这个 so I'm just gonna have to take that
-还有那个。-呃... - and that too. - Uh...
今年的爱情 This year's love
最好是最后一次 Had better last
天知道 Heaven knows
是时候了 It's high time
我一直在等 I've been waiting
就我一个人 On my own
嘿，你需要搭便车吗？ Hey, do you need a ride?
太久了 Too long
当你像你一样抱着我 And when you hold me like you do
感觉太好了，哦，现在 It feels so right, oh, now
我开始忘记了 I start to forget
我的心是如何被撕裂的 How my heart gets torn
当那伤痛被抛出时 When that hurt gets thrown
感觉你不能继续下去 Feeling like you can't go on
嘿。 Hey.
嗯，你们有没有 Um, do you have
你有什么想告诉我的吗？ something you wanna tell me?
哦，你绝对不会相信发生了什么。 Oh, you're never gonna believe what happened.
你好?心眼？你在开我的玩笑吗？ Hello? Heart Eyes? Are you kidding me?
等等，你还好吗？ But wait, are you okay?
告诉我实话。你需要过来吗？ Tell me the truth. Do you need to come over?
你可以睡在亚瑟的惊慌室里。 You can sleep in Arthur's panic room.
不，我讨厌这种感觉。 No, I hate this feeling.
什么感觉？ What feeling?
喜欢上某人。 Liking someone.
天啊，我搞砸了。 God, I fucked up.
我搞砸了，蒙。 I fucked up, Mon.
我遇到了一个非常非常棒的人， I met a really, really great guy,
现在他走了。 and now he's gone.
他在哪里？ Where is he?
在机场。 At the airport.
噢。好的，太好了。他在机场。去抓他吧。 Oh. Okay, great. He's at the airport. Go get him.
蒙，我... Mon, I--
嘿，艾丽。艾丽，听我说。 Hey, Ally. Ally, listen to me.
你应该得到幸福。 You deserve to be happy.
你理应拥有爱你的人 You deserve to have someone love you
为你美丽神经质的一团糟。 for the beautiful, neurotic mess that you are.
我是说，你有时真的很无知。 I mean, you can be so clueless sometimes.
老实说，这是我讨厌你的十件事之一。 It's one of the ten things I hate about you, honestly.
你不能让杰去参加他最好朋友的婚礼 You can't let Jay go off to his best friend's wedding
和一群伴娘勾搭在一起 and hook up with a bunch of bridesmaids
搬到诺丁山去。不是的。 and move to Notting Hill. No.
这就是爱，妈妈。 This is love, mama.
某种奇妙的， Some kind of wonderful,
实际上，疯狂而愚蠢的爱情。 crazy, stupid love, actually.
去抓他吧。去找那个漂亮的黑皮肤男人。 Go get him. Go get that beautiful, melanin man.
-好的！-他太帅了！ - Okay! - He's gorgeous!
-哦，我的天.好的，-艾丽，马上去找他 - Oh, my God. Okay, - Ally, go get him right now!
-我要走了.-我爱你！你真漂亮! - I'm going. - I love you! You're beautiful!
这是您对所有乘客的最后一次召唤 This is your final call for all passengers
飞往波士顿的403次航班。 on flight 403 to Boston.
谢谢。 Thank you.
杰伊？ Jay?
请出示您的登机牌。 Please have your boarding pass...
-杰！-...身份证明准备好了. - Jay! - ...and identification ready.
谢谢。 Thank you.
杰伊？ Jay?
-杰！-操！ - Jay! - Fuck!
抱歉的。 Sorry.
杰伊！ Jay!
天哪。我太抱歉了。 Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
我以为你是别人。 I thought you were somebody else.
呼叫乘客琼斯先生和夫人 Paging passengers Mr. and Mrs. Jones
飞往丹佛..。 flying to Denver...
-对不起.-...在273次航班上. - Sorry. - ...on flight 273.
您的航班已登机，准备起飞。 Your flight is boarded and ready for departure.
请往前走…… Please make your way...
...立即到11号登机口候机. ...to gate lounge 11 immediately.
喂-玫瑰是红色的 - Hello? - Roses are red,
紫罗兰是黑色的。 violets are black.
猜猜谁和我在一起 Guess who's with me
然后再也不回来了？ and not coming back?
你是谁？ Who is this?
我们以前见过面。 We've met before.
别忘了我。 Forget me not.
艾丽！艾丽！不是的！ Ally! Ally! No!
别--别-- Don't-- Do not--
圣瓦伦丁教堂。 St. Valentine's Chapel.
一个人来否则他就死定了。 Come alone or he dies.
好吧。 Okay.
呼救，他就死定了。 Call for help, he dies.
好吧。请不要伤害他。 Okay. Just please don't hurt him.
这由你决定，甜心。 That's up to you, sweetheart.
他们说爱情是盲目的 They say love is blind
恋人看不见， and lovers cannot see,
他们自己犯下的那些愚蠢的事。 the pretty follies that they themselves commit.
但爱情不是盲目的..。 But love isn't blind...
是吗? Is it?
等等，你是... Wait, you're--
是我呀。 It's me.
大卫。 David.
那个IT部门的人。 The IT guy.
等等，那我们他妈的杀了谁？ Wait, who the fuck did we kill then?
伊莱。 Eli.
可怜的笨蛋伊莱。 Poor, stupid Eli.
你们是情侣吗？ You guys were a couple?
情侣？不是的。不是的。 Couple? No. No.
全套。 Throuple.
爱是睁大眼睛看的。 Love looks with eyes wide open.
寻找内心最渴望的东西。 Seeking what the heart desires the most.
一位合伙人。 A partner.
它真正的伴侣。 Its true companion.
我十年前在一个聊天室里找到了我的。 I found mine ten years ago in a chat room.
大卫看到我了。 David saw me.
他明白我的意思 He understood me
我明白他的意思。 and I understood him.
我们是在这里结婚的。 We got married here.
你知道吗，我不是真的以为你是宗教型的。 You know, I didn't really take you for the religious type.
不是的。我们只是喜欢这个故事。 No. We just like the story.
圣瓦伦丁。 Saint Valentine...
...被斩首。 ...was beheaded.
你谋杀了无辜的人。 You murdered innocent people.
-分享你的爱好。-分享你的爱好。 - Share what you love. - Share what you love.
嗯。 Mm.
我们喜欢打猎、杀戮…… And we love hunting, killing...
骗局。 Deceit.
轮流袭击受害者。 Taking turns on our victims.
谋杀情侣。 Murdering couples.
这是我们的怪癖。这是我们的怪癖。 It's our kink. It's our kink.
每个人都有恋物癖。 Everybody's got a fetish.
太糟糕了，我们在汽车电影院浪费了你男朋友。 Well, too bad we wasted your boyfriend at the drive-in.
哦，上帝。 Oh, God.
他不是我们的男朋友。 He wasn't our boyfriend.
不，伊莱只是个愚蠢的粉丝。 No, Eli was just a stupid fanboy.
他对我们很着迷。 He was obsessed with us.
他被我迷住了。 He was obsessed with me.
嗯。从我身上学到了很多。 Yeah. Learned a lot from me.
事情变得一团糟。 It just got messy.
操! Fuck!
我差点就把你带回家了。 I almost got you at home.
快，快！ Go, go, go, go!
-我杀了你的司机.-...相思鸟。 - I killed your driver. - ...lovebirds.
不，你们抓错人了！ No, no, no, you've got the wrong people!
嘿，你在干什么？ Hey, what are you doing?
我在酒庄浪费了那些卑鄙的白痴。 And I had a blast wasting those vile dickheads at the winery.
哦，这倒提醒我了。 Ooh, that reminds me.
-哦.-找到了这个. - Oh. - Found this.
天哪，你他妈的是最棒的。 God, you're the fucking best.
她不是他妈的最棒的吗？ Isn't she the fucking best?
是啊，我知道。 Yeah, I know.
幸运的是， And as luck would have it,
你们名字的首字母匹配。 your initials match.
J·肖。 J. Shaw.
珍宁·肖，婊子。 Jeanine Shaw, bitch.
为什么是我们？我们甚至不是一对。 Why us? We're not even a couple.
让他走吧！让他走吧！ Just let him go! Let him go!
说实话， Truth be told,
我们本来要杀了餐厅里的另一对夫妇。 we were gonna kill the other couple at the restaurant.
但后来..。 But then...
-我们看到那个吻了.-哦，那个吻！神! - we saw that kiss. - Oh, that kiss! God!
你的化学反应是不可否认的。 Your chemistry is undeniable.
我不知道谋杀是一种爱的语言。 Well, I didn't know that murder was a love language.
试试看。 Try it.
也许你会喜欢的。 Maybe you'll like it.
把它捡起来。 Pick it up.
那间屋子里只有一颗子弹 There's a single bullet in that chamber
只有一个选择，不是他就是你。 with one single choice, him or you.
我们可能把你们误认为恋人了 We may have mistaken you for lovers
但你能证明我们是对的吗？ at the beginning of the night, but can you prove us right?
你能用你的救他的命吗， Could you save his life with yours,
从而证明爱真的能征服一切？ thus proving that love really does conquer all?
如果你不爱他，就杀了他。 If you don't love him, kill him.
你就可以走了。 And you're free to go.
哇。 Wow.
你知道吗，你的奉献精神令人印象深刻。 You know, your dedication is impressive.
它他妈的扭曲了，但是-- It's twisted as fuck, but--
杰伊。 Jay.
我花了这么长时间逃避爱情。 I've spent so long running from love.
确信这会毁了我。 Convinced it would destroy me.
我不想再做那个人了。 I don't wanna be that person anymore.
我想要故事书之类的东西。 I want the storybook thing.
那只是一个晚上。 It was just one single night...
但我深深地爱上了你，杰。 but I fell hard for you, Jay.
不，不，不。别干那事。 No, no, no. Don't do that.
不是的！不，嘿。 No! No, hey.
嘿。嘿，不。 Hey. Hey, no.
-不，不！艾丽！-原谅我。 - No, no! Ally! - Forgive me.
哈? Huh?
宝贝，不！ Baby, no!
-来吧.-哦，你开枪打了我. - Come on. - Oh, you shot me.
对不起，我纠正过头了。 Sorry, I overcorrected.
真是他妈幸运的一枪。 That's a lucky fucking shot.
艾丽？ Ally?
你说的话是认真的吗？ Did you mean what you said?
赶快。 Come on.
[唱着歌]Pookie。 [IN SINGSONG] Pookie.
把那个漂亮的男孩砍了。 Chop that pretty boy up.
我会玩得很开心的。 I'm gonna have fun with this one.
-没有。不是的。-哦，是的，妈妈. - No. No. - Oh, yes, Mommy.
不是的！不是的！ No! No!
你他妈的别碰他！不是的！ Don't you fucking touch him! No!
不是的！ No!
你不该开枪打我的，婊子。 You shouldn't have shot me, bitch.
嘿，嘿，来吧。 Hey, hey, come on.
看她走的样子。 Look at her go.
哦，你不会想错过这个的，对吧？ Oh, you don't wanna miss this, do you?
她是不是很完美？ Isn't she perfect?
你讲的太多了。 You talk too much.
我他妈的要杀了你们两个。 I'm gonna fucking kill you both.
你在看吗，杰？ You watching, Jay?
我想让你看着她死。 I want you to see her die.
爱是伤人的，婊子。 Love hurts, bitch.
你今天真他妈的烂透了。 Your day fucking sucks.
杰伊。 Jay.
杰伊。嘿。 Jay. Hey.
嘿。 Hey.
嗨，你。 Hi, you.
嘿。 Hey.
我想你已经克服了对血腥的恐惧。 I think you got over your fear of blood.
我要杀了你。 I'm gonna kill you.
我他妈的要杀了你。 I'll fucking kill you.
我他妈的要杀了你。 I'm gonna fucking kill you.
地球得救了。 Planet saved.
现在，如果你告诉我，一年前， Now, if you told me that, a year ago,
我会为最高的销售记录干杯 I'd be drinking to the highest recorded sales
在水晶甘蔗的历史上，我会说， in Crystal Cane history, I'd say,
“你们都只是一袋热垃圾” "Y'all just a lying sack of hot trash."
但是..。我们到了。 But... here we are.
喔！ Whoo!
这都要归功于这两位营销能手。 And it's all thanks to these two marketing mavens.
就在这里。这两个人。 Right here. These two.
现在，艾丽。我是, Now, Ally. I am,
信不信由你，轻微的崩溃 believe it or not, mildly devastated
这是你的最后一天。 that this is your last day.
但我为你去追求梦想而骄傲， But I am proud of you for going, pursuing your dreams,
回到博士学校。 going back to doctor school.
总而言之，我希望你在打针时感觉更好 All told, I hope that you're better with a needle
比你有一层沥青甲板还多！ than you are with a pitch deck!
为成功干杯！ To success!
-为成功干杯！-为成功干杯 - To success! - To success.
等。 Wait.
为爱干杯。 To love.
嘿，宝贝。 Hey, baby.
嗨。 Hi.
我错过了什么？ What did I miss?
嘿，你不觉得在这里约会很奇怪吗 Hey, do you think it's weird having a date here
在发生了那么多事之后？ after everything that happened?
不是的。对我来说不是。 Nope. Not to me.
就在这里，我意识到我爱上了你。 This is where I realized I was in love with you.
所以，感觉像是象征性的。 So, feels symbolic.
好吧。象征性的？ Okay. Symbolic?
你觉得这是个符号... You think it's symb--
听着，别抓狂。别吓坏了。 Listen, don't freak out. Don't freak out.
我知道这样的事情会让你抓狂，但是... I know stuff like this can freak you out, but...
艾丽，这是我一生中最美好的一年。 Ally, this has been the best year of my life.
所以..。 So...
你愿意搬来和我一起住吗？ will you move in with me?
杰，我... Jay, I--
我不知道说什么才好。 I don't know what to say.
是啊，不。我知道这是怎么回事。 Yeah, no. I know where that's going.
-没关系的.-不，我-- - It's okay. - No, I--
我不想要钥匙。 I don't want a key.
我想要你。 I want you.
杰·西蒙兹。 Jay Simmonds...
愿意和我结婚吗？ will you marry me?
是。 Yes.
-是吗-是的是。 - Yes? - Yes. Yes.
他妈的一百万次，是的。 A million fucking times, yes.
我需要爱，爱来抚慰我的心 I need love, love to ease my mind
我需要找到，找到 I need to find, find
给我打电话的人 Someone to call mine
但是妈妈说爱情不能操之过急 But Mama said you can't hurry love
不，你只需要等一等 No, you just have to wait
她说爱情来之不易 She said love don't come easy
这是一场你来我往的游戏 It's a game of give and take
爱情不能操之过急 You can't hurry love
不，你只需要等一等 No, you just have to wait
你必须相信它，给它时间 You gotta trust give it time
不管要花多长时间 No matter how long it takes
但我要忍受多少心痛 But how many heartaches must I stand
在我找到真爱之前 Before I find a love
让我再活一次？ To let me live again?
现在唯一一件事是 Right now the only thing
这让我一直坚持下去 That keeps me hanging on
当我感觉到自己的力量时 When I feel my strength
是啊，就快没了 Yeah, it's almost gone
-我记得妈妈说过-爱情不能操之过急 - I remember Mama said - You can't hurry love
不，你只需要等一等 No, you just have to wait
她说爱情来之不易 She said love don't come easy
这是一场你来我往的游戏 It's a game of give and take
我要等多久？ How long must I wait?
我还能再拿多少？ How much more can I take
在寂寞之前 Before loneliness
会不会让我心碎？ Will cause my heart heart to break?
不，我受不了 No, I can't bear
独自过我的生活 To live my life alone
我对爱情变得不耐烦了 I grow impatient for a love
成为我自己的 To call my own
但当我觉得我 But when I feel that I
我不能继续了 I can't go on
这些珍贵的字眼 These precious words
让我坚持下去 Keeps me hanging on
-我记得妈妈说过-爱情不能操之过急 - I remember Mama said - You can't hurry love
不，你只需要等一等 No, you just have to wait
她说爱情来之不易 She said love don't come easy
这是一个给予与索取的游戏 It's a game of give and take
你不能急于爱情. You can't hurry love...
喂？ Hello?
玫瑰是红色的， Roses are red,
紫罗兰是蓝色的。 violets are blue.
猜猜谁刚刚给你拍了张照片？ Guess who just took a picture of you?
这是谁？ Who is this?
放松点，婊子。 Relax, bitch.
太早了吗？ Too soon?
莫妮卡，这不好笑！ Monica, that's not funny!
你到底在哪里？ Where even are you?
你拿到了吗？ Did you get it?
我当然明白了。你在开玩笑吗？ Of course I got it. Are you kidding me?
你看起来超级可爱。我的意思是，我会去修指甲， You look super cute. I mean, I would have gotten a manicure,
但我告诉过你了，你也没意见。 but I told you that, and you're fine with that.
你是一个天生的女孩。你看起来棒极了 You're a natural gal. You look great.
好吧，享受电影吧，未婚夫们。爱你 Okay, enjoy the movie, fiancés. Love you.
盟友？喂？ Ally? Hello?