海扁王
Guardian of the Universe. Protector against the forces of evil
他是宇宙的保护者 反对邪恶势力
He can catch a bullet, faster than a speeding train.
他可以拦截子弹 速度比火车还快
He leaps tall buildings in a single bound.
轻易地在高楼大厦间穿行
Up in the sky. Is it a bird, is it a plane?
在天上的 是鸟还是飞机
...Mailman by day, superhero by night.
白天是邮递员 晚上是超级英雄
He protects New York from the forces of evil.
保护纽约 免受邪恶势力的骚扰
... The World has been protected by extraordinary men and women
非凡勇士们保护世界
who have dedicated themselves to fighting crime.
严惩罪恶
He has powers far beyond the capabilities of mere earthlings.
他的能力已经远远超越凡人
I always wondered why nobody did it before me
我一直在想为什么先前没人尝试过
I mean, all those comic books. Movies. TV shows...
我是说 像那些漫画书 电影 电视剧里
You'd think that one eccentric loner
总会有些古怪宅男
would have made himself a costume.
为自己订做服装
Is everyday life really so exciting,
难道每天的生活真有那么精彩
are schools and offices so thrilling,
学习和工作真那么刺激
that I'm the only one who ever fantasized about this?
难道只有我在幻想当英雄吗
C'mon. Be honest with yourself.
算了吧 别不承认
At some point in our lives,
在生活的某个瞬间
we all wanted to be a super hero.
我们都想成为超级英雄
That's not me, by the way.
那不是我
That's some Armenian guy with a history of mental health problems.
那是个有点精神问题的亚美尼亚疯子
Who am I?
我是谁
I'm "Kick-Ass"
我是海扁王
Six months earlier
六个月前
That's me. Back before any of this crazy shit happened.
那是我 回到我最初的平凡生活
Guess I was the last person you'd expect to become a superhero
你肯定猜不到我可以变成超级英雄
Not saying there was anything wrong with me.
不是说我有什么缺陷
But there's not nothing special either
但是我也很普通
I wasn't into sports
我不爱运动
I wasn't a mathlete... or a hard-core gamer...
数学不好 游戏也不行
I didn't have a piercing, or an eating disorder,
我没有穿孔 没有饮食失调
or three thousand friends on MySpace.
也没有3000个空间朋友
My only superpower was being invisible to girls
唯一擅长的是被女生无视
But out of my friends, man, I wasn't even the funny one.
在朋友眼中 我也不是有趣的人
Like most people my age, I just existed.
就像许多同龄人 我只是活着罢了
Good morning, class
早上好 同学们
Please open your books to act II, scene II
请把书翻到第二幕 第二场
Kick in my bedroom door, you'ld probably find me watching TV.
推门进来看 我可能在看电视
Or talking to my friend Todd on Skype.
或者在skype跟托德聊天
You watching Family Guy? Nope.
你在看"恶搞之家"吗 没有
Me neither.
我也没
try "hardnipplesweat.com...It's good
上"甜甜咪咪网"看看吧 很带劲
Or "jerking off". Mostly to my English teacher
或者打飞机 多亏了我的英文老师
David Lizewski, don't think I haven't noticed
戴夫·莱泽斯基 别以为我不知道
you looking at my tits?
你在盯着我胸看
Oh!...I want your hand all over me...Dave...please
快来抚摸我 戴夫
Sure a lot of what got me through the average school day
上学期间当然不能真刀真枪
was making deposits in the wack-off warehouse for later
但是为我的课后性福提供了真枪实弹
Though, to be honest I didn't take much to set me off.
其实我的需求也不算多
I swear, when hormones balance out
我发誓 如果荷尔蒙平衡的话
shares in Kleenex are gonna take a dive, man.
纸巾的销量会极速下跌
No it's not. Kick-Ass is just some geek!
不是的 海扁王只是个小丑
Dave Lizewski
戴夫·莱泽斯基
Shouldn't you be looking at Hamlet right now?
你不是应该专注于"哈姆雷特"上面吗
Yes, Mrs. Zane
嗯 泽老师
Sorry
不好意思
But don't make me wrong
但是别误会我
I like girls in my own age, too.
我也爱同龄的女生
Especially Katie Deauxma.
特别是凯蒂·狄克斯莫
Hey gorgeous!
嗨 美人儿
Hey!
嗨
Oh, No
啊 不是
you meant - Erika
你是叫爱瑞卡
I know. I knew that.
我知道的
I was just kidding.
我只是开个玩笑而已
O.K., cool.
好吧
oh, my God
天啊
Hey , look I'm Todd's mom.
看 我是托德的妈妈
Oh, that's funny, this is your dad
好好笑 我是你爸
No That's still my mom, actually
不是 还是我妈
what the fuck?
我操
I was just a regular guy.
我只是个平凡人
No radioactive spiders. No refugee status from a doomed alien world.
没有毒蜘蛛 不是流亡地球的外星人
You know what? Todd said they do still make Count Chocula.
你知道吗 托德说这早餐麦片还在生产
They just don't sell it in the store anymore.
只是不在商店里卖了
My mother was killed by an aneurism in the kitchen,
我妈妈突然死在厨房 死因是动脉瘤
as opposed to a gunman in an alley.
而不是在某条小巷被枪杀
So if you were hoping for any...I will avenge you, mother!
所以我也没机会说出 我要为你报仇 妈妈
...You're outta luck.
然而 不幸的是
In fact, in the eighteen months since my mother died,
我妈妈去世的18个月里
the only epiphany I had was realizing that, life just goes on.
我明白了 日子还是一样过
Did they change the bee's face?
他们换包装了吗
No
没
How come nobody's ever tried to be a superhero?
为什么没人尝试当超级英雄
well, I dunno. Probably 'cause it's fucking impossible, dip-shit.
不清楚 或许根本不可能
What, putting on a mask and helping people? How is that impossible?
为什么 戴个面具拯救人类 有什么难的
That's not a superhero, though. It has to have Super
那不是超级英雄 你必须要有超能力
Super is like, being stronger than everybody and flying and shit.
你要变得很强大 能飞 能打
That's just hero.
那才是英雄
No, It's not even hero, it's just fuckin' psycho.
不是 那不是英雄 只是个疯子
Hello? Bruce Wayne?
那布鲁斯·韦恩呢(蝙蝠侠的真实身份)
He didn't have any powers.
他也没有超能力
Yeah, but he had all expensive shit that doesn't exist.
但是人家有银子买装备
I thought you meant, like how come no one does it in real life.
我知道你的意思 为什么没人这么做
Yeah, Todd, that's what I meant.
是的 我就是那个意思
Dude if anybody did it in real life they'd get their ass kicked.
现实就是 这样做会被海扁的
They'd be dead in like, a day. ...A day.
说不定过不了一天就死了
O.K., I'm not saying they should do it.
我不是说他们应该这样
I just can't figure out why nobody does.
我只是不明白为什么没人尝试
Seriously, out of all the millions of people who love superheroes
而且有这么多人追捧超级英雄
you'd think one would give it a try.
为什么不去试试
Jesus, guys. Doesn't it bug you?
你不觉得很奇怪吗
Why do thousands of people wanna be Paris Hilton,
为什么大家都想成为帕里斯·希尔顿
and nobody wants to be Spider-Man?
却没有人想成为蜘蛛侠
Yeah, what's with that? She has, like, no tits at all.
是啊 她的胸部就是一飞机场
Maybe it's the porn tape. He doesn't have a porn tape.
可能是性爱录影带吧 蜘蛛侠没有这个
You never saw One Night in Spider-Man?
你没看过"蜘蛛侠的激情夜"吧
Guess who?
谁来了
Is it just me, or do you feel kinda sorry for Chris D'Amico?
你们难道不觉得克里斯·阿米克很可怜吗
Yeah, must be terrible to have a rich dad and everything you want.
有个有钱的老爸 要什么有什么
I wish you hadn't said anything.
别说了
'Cause I feel like I'm gonna start crying.
我都快哭了
No, the fact that it
本来就是
Yeh, but he's always on his own.
他总是独自一人
We should, like, talk to him.
我们应该 跟他聊聊
See if he wants to hang with us.
看看他想不想跟我们一起玩
... I'm not saying that we should talk to him, but
我不是这个意思 只是
Think about it. C'mon it'll be awesome!
想想这样也不错
If he was our friend, no one would ever fuck with us again!
跟他做朋友就没人敢欺负我们了
Go on then, Todd.
快去 托德
No, no - What you mean? Want me to talk to him? -
不 你是说让我去吗
Nuh-uh. Dave should go. Dave should go.
呃 应该让戴夫去
Why? Dave you should totally go. Go.
为什么 戴夫 绝对是你 去吧
Do not be afraid Dave -
别害怕 戴夫
You are a pussy
没用的家伙
Fuck off.
滚开
Wanna go over there? Yeah
吓傻了? 是啊
You think I just shat my pants or what?
我吓得都快尿裤子了
Yeah I would just kick his ass
要是我是蝙蝠侠 我一定暴扁他一顿
Todd, when did you ever kick anyone's ass?
你啥时候扁过人了
Whatever, man I would've just gone for his knees....
管它的 我肯定打到他下跪求饶
You are not making sense.
别吹牛了
What I'm saying is that in the Joker portion
我想说的是小丑那部分
when he got in "Evaran" when
蝙蝠侠打算复仇时
he vowed to penetrate the Joker's force field
他发誓要摧毁小丑的大本营
leaving him totally vulnerable... All right. I know.
以削弱他的实力 好吧 我知道
Pussy Patrol!
小毛孩
Phones. Money.
手机 钱 都交出来
Hey guys, not again Come on
别这样
phone.
手机呢
I don't have one! Somebody else jacked it last week!
没了 上周才被抢
Pussy
可怜虫
Gimme the bag. It's just comics.
袋子给我 只是漫画而已
Yo! You wanna get cut?
你想被砍吗
Look at this asshole, just watching
那个孬种 只会置身事外
Come on, be honest with yourself
坦白讲
would you do anything differently
你不想做些改变吗
We see someone in trouble and we wish we can help
我们看到别人深陷困难 希望自己可以帮忙
But we don't
但是我们没有
The world I lived in, heroes only exist in comic books
在这个世界里 英雄只存在漫画里
But I guess that would have been OK if bad guys were make believe too.
要是坏蛋也只在漫画里出现就好了
But they are not
但是 不可能
(弗兰克木材店)
Frankie. I swear I'm not making this up.
弗兰克 我发誓不是我做的
This fucking guy...Comes outta nowhere kicks our asses,
一个神秘人 陷害了我们
steals all the coke
并偷走了可卡因
This would be the guy that looks like Batman.
是个长得像蝙蝠侠的人
I didn't say look like Batman.
我没这么说
You did Tre. You said the the guy looked like Batman
你说了 崔 你说那个人像蝙蝠侠
And you said like a mask and stuff And a cape?
你说他戴了面具 披着斗篷?
Yeah like Batman.
对 就像蝙蝠侠
I didn't say like Batman - I never said Batman?
我没说过像蝙蝠侠 我屁也没说过
OK
好吧
Let me tell you the problem I got with that, Tre.
让我跟你说说现在的问题 崔
Our mole with the Russians tells things a little different.
跟我们合作的俄罗斯人可不是这么说的
according to him, you've sold him my coke and you took the money
他说你把我的可卡因卖了 中饱私囊
That's a fucking lie!
他骗人!
I can't believe that you would believe this shit
你怎么会相信
from a fucking Russian, man.
一个俄罗斯人的屁话
Let's see, Tre. What's more likely?
或者这么说吧 哪个借口更好
That you're a greedy little cocksucker,
你贪心私吞了我的货
Or that all my coke was stolen by Superman? Batman.
还是我的货被超人偷了 是蝙蝠侠
I never said Batman!
我没说是蝙蝠侠
Enough
够了
My son is waitin' out there in the car to go to the movies.
我儿子在外面等着和我去看电影呢
And I aint gonna to disappoint him
我可不想让他失望
Joe, you're in charge
乔 你处理吧
Thanks - That's gotta be the worst fuckin' excuse I ever heard, Tre.
好的 这个借口是我迄今为止听过最烂的
Sorry you had to wait, buddy.
对不起让你等这么久
The movie is starting in 10 minutes
电影还有十分钟就开始了
It's O.K. We're cool.
没事 我们能赶上
We're only gonna miss the trailers.
只是错过预告而已
Yeah, but I wanted to, get some popcorn.
但是我想吃爆米花
When we get in there, get Chris some popcorn.
到那之后 给克里斯买爆米花
Okay?
好吗
What do you wanna drink, wanna Pepsi?
饮料呢 百事?
That's fine
可以
get him pepsi And I'll have an Icee.
给他百事 我要加冰的
Mixed
混合果味的
Like, when they mix the red one and the blue one?
红蓝混在一起的那种
And a pack of Twizzlers.
还要包软糖
The comic-books had it wrong.
漫画书画错了
It didn't take a trauma, or cosmic rays
并不是伤口 宇宙射线
or a power ring to make a superhero.
或是魔法戒指造就超级英雄
...Just the perfect combination of optimism and naivety.
只是乐观和天真的结合而已
(附寄资料)
You are fucking awesome.
你tmd酷毙了
C'mon
来啊
Meanwhile
同时
Daddy? I'm scared.
爸爸 我害怕
C'mon Mindy, honey. Be a big girl now.
没事的 明迪 勇敢点
There's nothin' to be afraid of.
没什么好怕的
Is it gonna hurt bad? oh, child. Only for a second, sugar.
会很痛吗 只是几秒而已
Handgun bullet travels at....more than?
子弹的时速超过...?
700 miles an hour.
700英里
700 miles an hour.
时速700英里
So at close range like this,
像这么近的距离开枪
the force is gonna take you off your feet, for sure.
肯定会把你打倒在地
But it's really no more painful than a punch in the chest.
但是跟击胸差不多疼
I hate getting punched in the chest.
我讨厌被击胸
You're gonna be fine, baby doll.
你会没事的 宝贝
How was that?
怎么样
Not so bad.
还行吧
Kinda fun, huh?
有趣吗
Now you know how it feels,
你现在知道是什么滋味了
you won't be scared when some junkie asshole pulls a Glock.
所以有人拿枪指着你的时候不会害怕了
Wouldn't have been scared anyways.
我本来就不怕
That's my girl! 'kay.
这才是我的女儿
Up you get.
起来
Two more rounds, and then home.
再打两发 然后回家
Again?
还要
Only if we can go by the bowling alley on the way back.
那回家的路上你要带我去玩保龄球
Bowling alley?
保龄球?
Yep
对啊
And then icecream after
然后吃雪糕
Okay.
好的
Two more rounds,
再来两次
no wincing, no whining and you got yourself a deal, young lady.
不畏缩 不抱怨 就这么定了
I'm gonna get Hot fudge sundae.
我要吃热焦糖圣代
Good call, baby doll!
好主意 宝贝
So you gonna tell a little more about what you might want
告诉我你想要什么
for your birthday?
作为生日礼物
Can I get a puppy?
我想养只狗
Do you want to get a dog?
你想要狗?
Yeah. A cuddly fluffy one.
嗯 要可爱蓬松的那种
And a Bratz Moviestar Makeover Sasha.
还有电影里化妆的莎莎娃娃
Just fucking with you daddy!
给你开玩笑的 爸爸
I'd love a Benchmade model-42 butterfly knife.
我想要把手工制的42型蝴蝶刀
Oh child. You always knock me for a loop.
孩子 你总是没事吓我
Know what? What?
知道么 咋了
I'm gonna get you two
我打算给你买两把
Two? One dollars on. Two dollars on.
两把? 左右开弓
That's what you get.
你应得的
The glass of fashion and the mould of form,
时流的明镜 人伦的雅范
Th' observ'd of all observers, quite, quite down!
举世注目的中心 这样无可挽回地陨落了
And I, of ladies most deject and wretched,
我是一切妇女中间最伤心而不幸的
(海扁王)
I'll be honest,
必须承认
there wasn't a whole lotta crime fighting in those first few weeks.
我在前几个星期并没有打击犯罪
But even so, my new vocation kept me plenty busy.
即使这样 我的新工作也十分繁重
I called it preparation.
我在做战前准备
But if you called it fantasizing,
如果你觉得是在做梦的话
it woulda been hard to argue.
我也无所谓
All I knew was I never felt so good about myself.
我从未感觉这么好
Fuck!
操
Okay, maybe I was still in the beta testing phase.
好吧 我还在试验当中
But it was a start.
但这是个开始
what the fuck are you looking at?
看什么看
Nothing
没什么
Get the fuck out of here
还不快滚
Like every serial killer already knew,
像每个连环杀手都知道的
eventually fantasizing just doesn't do it for you anymore.
光靠想象是不够的
It was time to engage
是时候付诸行动了
what the fuck?
这是嘛呀?
what the fuck are you looking at?
你他妈的看什么看
I said what the fuck are you looking at?
我问你他妈的看什么
Two cheapshit losers screwing with a car
两个混球在偷别人
that somebody probably worked their ass off to pay for.
辛辛苦苦赚钱买的车
Say what?
什么
Leave it be man.
让他说
This Motherfucker is obviously high.
这个傻子喝高了
I'm not high.
我没有
I just think it sucks you guys think you can do what you want.
我不准你们任意妄为
Just walk away from the car, and we can just forget about it.
乖乖地离开 我当什么都没发生过
You crazy, man!
你个疯子
Fuck this shit!
操你大爷的!
shit!
妈的
I came out just long enough to beg the medics
我恳求医护员
not to tell anybody about the costume
不要告诉别人我这身装扮
He promised he wouldn't
他承诺他不会说的
All I knew was that my dad was gonna kill me.
老爸一定会杀了我的
Why can not I get a gun? I am the security guard
我为什么不能配枪 我是保安
You're a doorman, now. You don't get a gun no more.
你只是个看门的 要什么枪
Look at me. I look like a putz.
看看我 像个傻子
You look sharp. Look at all them buttons
你很不错啊 看看这些扣子
Do your job. Open the fucking door
干你的活吧 开门
Have a nice day
日安
Good Morning Frank
早上好 弗兰克
Hey Joe. How ya doin'?
嗨 乔 最近好么
Great. want some coffee? -
不错 喝咖啡吗
Maybe later
待会再说吧
Good morning Angie Good morning
早上好 早上好
Chris Good Morning Joe
克里斯 早上好 乔
Frank we got a thing
弗兰克 我们有麻烦了
It's a big thing Frank
很大的麻烦
OK
好吧
Sorry then.
不好意思
Do what you gotta do
去工作吧
Chris, where you think you're going?
克里斯 你想去哪
I gotta talk to dad.
我想跟爸爸聊下
Christopher
克里斯
Frank Honey
弗兰克 亲爱的
Where do you think you're going?
你准备去哪啊
I don't mind you talking business. Dad
爸 我不介意参与你的公事
I was just gonna sit in there quietly.
我只想在旁边听听
I mean I should probably start learning and stuff, anyway, right?.
我是说我应该开始学点东西了 对吧
Go finish your oatmeal
去把早餐吃完
Goddamit! I'm gonna be 18 in eight months for chrissakes.
别这样 我还有八个月就满十八岁了
Have a seat.
坐吧
So, what's the problem?
怎么了
Our Russian says Tre just sold them another 5 K's, at half price.
俄罗斯人说崔以半价又卖出了我们5公斤的货
Which Tre? Tre Tre?
哪个崔 那个崔?
Right. Dead Tre.
对的 死了的那个崔
So now I'm getting fucked in the ass by a ghost.
所以说是我见鬼了么
Or Tre was telling the truth.
要不就是崔说的是实话
What so this is my choice? I have to believe in ghosts or superheroes?
所以我必须要在鬼和超级英雄之间选一个吗
Not the part about the superhero, Franky.
不是超级英雄的问题
Just that he mighta really been gaffled by somebody.
是有人在整他
I think we better invited our Russian friend over for a friendly chat.
我觉得应该跟俄罗斯人好好谈谈了
See what's really going on.
看看到底怎么回事
Hey, early birdy
嗨 早起的鸟儿
You beat me to it. I wanted to get you breakfast this morning
你动作比我快啊 我本打算给你买早餐的
Happy birthday, sweetheart
生日快乐 宝贝
check this out
拆开看看
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
谢谢 谢谢
Oh my God
天啊
Dad
老爸
Wow
哇
Wow, dad
哇 老爸
Ok, pop quiz
来 机智问答
What is the proper name for one of those?
这刀的专有名词是什么
Isabelle It's...uh...Filipino. Ask me another one.
菲律宾的伊莎贝拉 再来
Excellent, good.
很好
The AR 15 was a lighter, smaller caliber version of what design?
AR-15自动步枪是哪个型号的轻型小口径枪
Eugene 7 AR-10. Give me a hard one.
尤金的AR-10 问我难点的
Name John Woo's first full length feature.
吴宇森第一部长篇电影是什么
Tie han rou qing The Young Dragon
铁汉柔情
Daddy look
看啊
Hey, come on, you're not looking
你没在看
the point is some fucker's killing our guys
有人杀了我们的人
If you find out who that is I don't wanna see
没找到他之前
any of you bitches sitting on your asses all right!!
你们谁都不能松懈
What the fuck you....?
他妈的
Hello
喂
Hey Joe, yeah
嗨 乔
No, I was just training right now
我在练习而已
one second
等下
Dad.....phone.
老爸 电话
Dad, the phone's for you
你的电话
Who is it? it's Joe
是谁 乔
what's the problem?
怎么了
Frank, turns out man's got the vice here no more.
那人不肯说
Really - aha -
是吗
But we do got a brand new industrial microwave
但是我们有个处理木材的全新工业微波炉
they use her for treating the lumber.
可以让他尝尝味道
So where is it?
在哪
I think you must be confusing me with someone
你以为我会在乎
who gives a shit about the fucking lumber
那些破木材么
Well, you're right, I'm sorry,
你都是对的 对不起
Just grabbed the information.
给我把话套出来
Alright come on, go ahead
好的 继续
Hey, look, the guy told me he killed Fernandez
他告诉我他杀了佛拿德兹
What I know ? Shut up -
我啥都不知道 闭嘴
Jesus Fernandez is dead.
佛拿德兹死了
Now, shut up
闭嘴
He lied, so...
他撒谎了
Works like a regular microwave, or what? Fuck do I know?
跟正常的微波炉一样操作吧 我怎么知道
We're not making a fucking Hungry Man dinner here, just turn it on!
我们不是在做晚餐 开启吧
Here we go
看看
O.K. I want to know who sold you our coke?
告诉我谁卖了我们的可卡因
And don't tell me somebody who's dead, this time
别再告诉我谁死了
I said......
我说
Who
谁
Sold
卖给
You
你
Our....coke?
我们的可卡因
Shit
妈的
Some time later...
过了一段时间
This is awesome
太酷了
I look like freakin' Wolverine.
我看起来像金刚狼
They still have that metal detector at your school?
你们学校有金属探测器吗
Yeah, It's gonna have a meltdown!
是的 我会被毁灭的
Dave, I need to ask you something.
戴夫 我想问你点事情
OK
好
The police report...
警察的报告中
They found you naked. You said you didn't remember why.
他们发现你时是全裸的 你不记得发生什么了
The muggers... they didn't...?
那俩劫匪 他们没怎么你吧
What?
什么
No
没有
Jesus! No!
天啊 不是的
I wasn't even...
不是那样的
In the ambulance, they threw my clothes away!
在救护车上他们把衣服扔了
Cause of the blood. Right
因为沾满了血迹 这样啊
See my no time at all as far as back on my feet
总有一天我会东山再起
Dave, What?
戴夫 他咋了
Apart from the messed up nerve ending.
除了精神不太好
The doctors had managed to fix me up pretty good.
医生把我治疗得很好
Did you feel that?
你感觉到什么了吗
No
没有
You're like fucking Jason Bourne or something! That owns!
你看起来像杰森·波恩
How about that? No. Marty,
那这样呢 别这样 马蒂
give it a fuckin' rest, man.
让我清静一会
I've only been back, like, half a day
我才回来半天
and already you're making fun of me at the hospital.
而且你在医院已经嘲笑过我
He's right I'm sorry
他说得对 对不起
truly childish
我有点幼稚
Hey
你好
Dave Hey
戴夫 你好
Oh, hey
噢 你好
How are you?
你怎么样了
You look better
你看起来好多了
I'm OK
我没事了
Yeah, much better
比之前好多了
Hey, you're into comic books, aren't you?
对了 你很喜欢漫画 是吧
Well... me and Erika sometimes hang out after school
那个... 我和埃里卡放学后
at this really great store,
常去这家店玩
Atomic Comics. They make the best like Crack-a-back-a-latte.
就"原子动漫" 他们那做的拿铁最好了
Yeah...?
是吗
Well... I could buy you one ... sometime if you want?
我可以买杯给你尝尝 要是你愿意的话
If you, like, need someone to talk to?
你可以来找我说说话
sure, thank you
好 谢谢你
Ok. Sweet. Well I'll see you later
那好 亲爱的 我们待会见
Man, did you just see that? Yeah
老兄 你看见没 看见了啊
Katie Deauxma just offered to buy me coffee
凯蒂·狄克斯莫刚说要买咖啡给我
Yeah..I really don't think that's the way it looks like
不过我觉得这事肯定没表面那么简单
What are you talking about?
你说什么呢
The point is, Katie Deauxma is all about the lame ducks.
重点是凯蒂·狄克斯莫就是个烂好人
What's that got to do with me?
那又关我什么事
I've been trying to figure out how to tell you this
我一直在想要怎么告诉你这事
There's a rumor going around right
最近流言满天飞 没错
that you... what?
说你是... 什么
...are gay.
同志
Gay!!!
同志
What kind of rumor is that?
这到底是什么鬼八卦啊
Well you know, getting mugged...
你也知道 被打劫
You guys have been mugged!
你们也被打劫过的
Yeah, I know...but...you know..
是没错 但你也知道
we didn't get beat up and have all our clothes taken off.
我们可没有被打得倒地不起还被人家扒光衣服
That's not even true! The medics threw my clothes away!
事情不是这样的 是那些医护人员脱了我的衣服
Don't worry about it. Rumors don't mean shit.
别担心了 那些谣言没什么的
We know the truth
我们知道事情真相
Right? Yes
是吗 没错
Yeah. And who knows, it might even get you laid.
谁知道呢 搞不好你还能把她搞定
Not if she thinks he's gay, Todd
前提是她不认为他是个基佬 托德
you fuckin' retard!
你个白痴
Thanks a lot, Marty. You aint fucking helping me-
我谨谢不敏 马蒂 你简直就是在帮倒忙
I'm just being honest
我只不过是实话实说罢了
I was getting back to my old self
我试着做回过去的自己
I should have quit, of course.
当然 我本应该要放弃的
But you can't just re-program yourself
但又不能就这样重新出发
what you want, who you are... your purpose in life.
想要什么 你是谁 你的人生目标
oh no...I'm just stand around here
哦 不 我只是在这站着而已
It is what it is.
就是这样
You didn't see that did ya?
看到我的厉害没
I think it's best that you just walk away
你最好赶紧给我滚蛋
Well maybe you shouldn't do that.
也许你不该这么做
What? Huh?
什么
You looking at me?
你还敢瞪我
Well this is my faces
我就长这样
Me?
我?
My hardware was fixed now.
我的装备都已修好
I was back and running Kick-ass version 2.0
我又回来了 现在是"海扁王"2.0版
HAVE YOU SEEN MR.BITEY?
"你们谁见过乱咬人先生"
Excuse me, did you see this cat?
对不起 请问你见过这只猫吗
No Thank you
没有啊 谢谢
Excuse me, Madam, Have you seen this cat?
女士 打扰一下 你见过这只猫没有
I'm sorry, did you see this cat?
对不起 你有见过这只猫吗
Great
太好了
Here, Kitty
快过来 小猫咪
here Mr. Bitey
到这来 乱咬人先生
Come on, no, no
快过来 不 不
No, no, Mr. Bitey Come on
别 别 乱咬人先生 快过来
Here, I get you home
过来 我带你回家
Come on
快点
Fuck you Mr. Bitey!!
该死 乱咬人先生
Oh God...I'm so sorry, man
哦 上帝 老兄 对不起
You fucking Green...!!!!
你个该死的绿鬼
Thank freak...
谢啦 怪胎
Hey, leave it alone
喂 快点滚开
Fuck off man
你才给我滚
do your business
管好你自己
Guess it is
我猜也是
Hey, Call 911
喂 快打911
There's a dude dressed like a superhero out there
外面有个穿得像超级英雄的家伙
fighting a bunch of guys
在打群架
It's Fucking awesome!!!
帅爆了!
Leave him alone
放开他
Give it up man
伙计 放弃吧
Just walk away
现在走还来得及
No, never
不 我永不放弃
What the fuck is wrong with you, man?
伙计 你脑子进水啦
You'd rather die for some piece of shit?
为了这种垃圾 你宁愿死吗
That you don't even fucking know?
这点道理你都不懂?
You're just three asholes laying into one guy
你们仨垃圾以多欺少
while everyone else watches
大家都有目共睹
And you wanna know what's wrong with me?
你不是想知道我为什么要这么做吗
Yeah, I'd rather die.
没错 我宁愿死
You bring it on!!
我跟你拼了
You're fucking crazy kid
你这小鬼脑子肯定有毛病
What?
你说什么
Thank you!
谢谢你
That fucking rocks!
你刚才太帅了
Who are you?
你到底是谁
I'm Kick Ass
我是"海扁王"
Dude you gotta check this shit out.
兄弟 你看过这个没
what is it?
这是什么
And coming up after the hour:
接下来一小时你将看到
a costumed vigilante
一个奇装打扮的义务警察
has become the latest Internet phenomenon
成为最近网络上的热议话题
after a Hamilton Park resident
哈密尔顿公园的居民
filmed the man's remarkable intervention
拍摄下了这人插手
in a gang-related attack last week...
上周一宗帮派争斗的过程...
Pretty awesome
太牛逼了
Fuck Yeah.
没错
Welcome to this special edition of Eye on New York
欢迎收看放眼纽约的特别节目
How far would you go to help your fellow man?
为了帮你的朋友 你会做到什么程度
This cowel covered individual
这个奇装异服的怪人
has been all over the news this week
在这周成为了各大新闻的头条
After this video of his intervention of street gang violence
而他插手街头帮派争斗的视频
became the most watched web on the Internet
也成为网上点击率最高的
On My Space, 38 press
我的空间里有38条留言
Kick-Ass is my space.
空间主人就是"海扁王"
16,000 and counting
点击量已有1万6千了
This thing was going crazy
事情变得越来越不受控制
And I was loving it
我爱死这一切了
Finally, we want to know who is this man
最后 大家都想知道这个神秘人的庐山真面目
Does anyone have any idea
有没有人知道
who this wet suit Crusader is?
这个穿着紧身衣的十字军战士到底是谁
He must be someone's son...
他是某个人的儿子
Someone's brother.... Someone's next door neighbor...
或是兄弟 或是邻居
Holy shit. What happened?
搞嘛啊 这到底是怎么回事
what happened?
怎么了
This guy happened
都是这家伙的功劳
This right there from her everybody
大家伙 快看
Everbody's favorite superhero right now is Kick-Ass, right?
现在大家最喜欢的超级英雄是"海扁王" 对吧
Kick-Ass!!
"海扁王"
I like Kick-Ass
我喜欢"海扁王"
You know what? Everyone likes Kick-Ass
你知道吗 大家都喜欢"海扁王"
He sure does give plenty of action for the guests
那些观众对他可真是印象深刻
Good at gettting his Ass-Kicked.
他就只有被人海扁的本事
He should call himself Ass-Kick, instead
他应该叫他自己"被扁王"
That doesn't even make any sense
这又没什么意思
That guy's gonna end up dead that's what I think
在我看来 这家伙到后来肯定小命不保
Are you serious? The guy owns.
你说真的 这家伙挺有一套的
I'd probably notify him about it if a problem needed fixing
要是我有什么问题要解决的话 还真想去通知他
What you kidding me? I have 100 guys can fix a problem.
你开玩笑吧 我手下有上百个能人
You gotta some guy in some panty-hose?
而你要去找个穿连裤袜的人帮忙?
Well, I wouldn't wanna get in the way of your business...
我可不想成为你事业的绊脚石
where I'm not wanted
而且那也没有我的容身之处
Please, I know you are mistaking me for Kick-Ass,
拜托 我知道你们都把我当成了"海扁王"
but I am not Kick-Ass
可我不是
I'm backed up right now
我马上就回来
your message has been sent
你的信息已发送
Hey Dave How about that coffee? Katie X
嘿 戴夫 要一起去喝杯咖啡吗? 凯蒂
You don't actually read comics?
你其实都不看漫画的吧
Yeah, I just started. It got right to my system.
对 我不久前才开始看 现在看得也颇有心得了
It's got full graphs and shows you leads,
里面全是图画还都标好顺序
that kind of thing
差不多就是类似的东西吧
I'm not really into Polk superheroes or not
其实我不是很喜欢波克式的超级英雄
So...guess you're not gonna be lining up
那我猜你也不会去排队
for that new Kick-Ass comic, then.
买 "海扁王"的新漫画
I guess not
我也是这么想的
You know what, I was seriously thinking of e-mailing his site?
我其实蛮想给他的网站寄封电邮
I mean I could really use some help from a guy like that right now.
现在还挺需要像他那样的人来帮我
Help? Really? What with?
帮忙? 真的? 要帮什么?
You know I volunteer at the needle exchange?
你知道我去针头交换处做志愿者的事吗
No, I did't
不知道
there was this one guy, Rasul?
那有个叫拉瑟尔的人
And I just felt so sorry for him and...
对他我真的感到万分抱歉
more I found out about his up bringing and stuff I just...
他的事我知道的越多 我就越...
Wow, that's weird
现在感觉怪怪的
I'm usually the one playing therapist
通常都是我扮演心理专家的角色
Can I make a confession?
我能做个告解吗
Ever since I was little
从小时候开始
I always wanted a friend...
我就一直想要一个朋友
....like....you.
像你这样的朋友
Is it okay to say that?
我这么说没事吧
I mean it's not homophobic, is it?
我不是歧视害怕同性恋
I mean I don't think you're all the same or anything
我也不觉得你会跟以前有所不同
Of course not. No.
当然不会 没事
Thank you
谢谢你
I don't know if I was everything
我不知道自己是不是
Katie had always dreamed her gay b.f.f. would be.
凯蒂心目中的"好姐妹"
But I tried my best.
不过我会尽力的
But, more importantly, I talked her into e-mailing Kick-Ass.
但最重要的是 我叫她给"海扁王"寄了封电邮
Long story short,
长话短说
this particular lame duck of hers
她的前任"好姐妹"
turned out to be more of a lame cobra.
突然性情大变
She didn't want the money back
她并不想要回给他的钱
that she'd given him, or an apology for the black eye he'd given her.
或是要他为他的无礼而道歉
She just wanted him to get that they were through,
只要他明白他们什么关系也没有
and leave her alone.
别再去烦她就行
let's be real
那我们就来帮她实现梦想吧
no other request could've given me more pleasure.
再也没有别的要求能令我如此快乐了
Who the fuck you're supposed to be? The Greeen Condom?
你以为你自己是谁 绿色安全套吗
You know it ain't Halloween for another few months, kid.
小鬼 离万圣节还有好几个月呢
I'm here to see Rasul
我来这是要见拉瑟尔
Who the fuck are you?
你到底是谁
I am a friend of Katie's
我是凯蒂的一个朋友
Boys Do not pay attention to their appearance these days...
现在的小孩真是太不讲究仪表了
So Uhh....which one of you guys is Rasul?
那么 你们哪个是拉瑟尔
I am Rasul. Can't you tell by my big titty's?
我就是拉瑟尔 你就不能跟我的大咪咪说吗
What is this? Trick or treat or somethin'?
这什么情况 不给糖就捣蛋还是别的什么
fuck
该死
And now I am dead
我完了
I have a message for Rasul
我有个口信要给拉瑟尔
About Katie Deauxma
是关于凯蒂·狄克斯莫的
Katie?
凯蒂?
Oh you're Rasul?
哦 你就是拉瑟尔吧
Ok
那好
You've gotta stay away from Katie now.
从现在开始你离凯蒂远点
It's over. So if you just...
一切都结束了 所以要是你...
leave her alone.
不再去纠缠她
everything will be fine
那么大家就会相安无事
What?
什么?
Yo Kid...
你个小鬼
Who the hell are you?
你到底是谁
What is this?
这是怎么一回事
I'm Kick-Ass. Look me up.
我是"海扁王" 要找就来找我
And this is me giving you a message:
以下是我给你的忠告
leave Katie alone
别再去纠缠凯蒂了
Or what?
不然会怎样
Or
否则的话
I'll come back and break your fucking legs.
我会回来打断你的狗腿
I'm right here now, baby
我现在就站在这 小鬼
what's up...
要打就来啊
hold him
抓住他
Fuck
妈呀
You're so fuckin' dead
你可以滚去见阎罗王了
Ok, you cunt
好你个贱人
Let see what you can do now.
把你们的看家本领给姑奶奶都使出来
Eany...Meany...Miney...Mo
一 二 三 四
what's that?
这啥情况
Hey, I have one of those
嘿 我也有一把诶
Come on
来吧
So you wanna play
你想跟我玩玩
what the fuck
里面在搞什么
Aww dude, that is one fuckin' gay fuckin' taser.
你这基佬手上拿的不过是把电击枪
Relax . We're on the same team.
别紧张 我们是一路人
Hey get Up
嘿 快起来
Now, Hit Girl, we always keep our backs where?
"风行萝莉" 我们要把背朝向哪
To the wall, Daddy I know
墙壁 老爸 我知道的
Um...it won't happen again
我保证下次不会再犯了
Nice shot by the way
顺便说下 准头不错
Thank you
多谢夸奖
Be careful
当心点
Hey, Green asshole. Can't use the front door
嘿 穿绿衣服的笨蛋 不能走前门
Wait, wait, wait What?
等等 什么事?
Who are you?
你是谁
Me?
我?
I'm "Hit Girl"
我是"风行萝莉"
and that's " Big Daddy"
那是"超级老爹"
Come on
快点啊
Come on!
快啊
"Hit Girl" and "Big Daddy"
"风行萝莉"和"超级老爹"
They were real deal
他们才是有真本事的
Me
而我
I was just a stupid dick in a wetsuit
只不过是个穿着紧身衣的呆头鹅
What is this, What am I lookin' at here?
这是什么 你给我看的什么鬼东西
It was Sal's phone. They found it in his hand
这是萨尔的手机 他们在他手上发现的
They must have taken that right before he died
想必是他们在他死之前拿走的
I know this sounds fucked up, Franky...but that guy in the picture...
我知道这挺狗血的 但是照片里的那个家伙
I think it's that superhero nut job from the TV.
我想就是电视里播的那个超级英雄
Who?
谁?
Kick-Ass?
"海扁王"?
One guy?
单枪匹马?
Hold on. You telling me one guy
慢着 你说光那家伙一人
killed 8 of my men tonight?
就在今晚杀了我8个人?
Eight at Sal's place...4 at that kid, Rasul's
在萨尔地盘上杀了8个 还有4个死在拉瑟尔那
We have no mercenaries on the streets at all
那我们在街上岂不是一个人都没有了
Right
没错
One Guy
单枪匹马一个人
I think
我认为是的
Nah if you're right,
如果你的猜测没错
we're gonna look like the biggest bunch of pussies in New York
那我们遇到了纽约最强的一批对手
What do you want me to do?
你准备让我怎么做
I want Kick-Ass' fuckin' head on a stick. And I want it now.
我要痛扁"海扁王"一顿 现在就去办
I didn't say anything, to anyone, I swear!
我啥都没说 我发誓
Good move. Ass, Kick
反应不错 屁股挨揍的家伙
Let's keep it that way
我们就一直这么干吧
You know what this is?
你知道这是什么吗
All the cartridge crap that comes outta
是你电击枪射出的
your gay little taser when you fire it.
所有破弹夹
Do you know the police could've traced it right back to you
你知不知道警察只要发现这个
if they'd found it?
就很容易会查到你这来?
Lucky for you, I picked it up
你运气好 我帮你都捡起来了
Thank you
谢谢
Let's call it insurance
我们只是以防万一
Makes it easier for me to take your word
这也方便得到你的承诺
See, we like you. But we don't trust you
我们很喜欢你 但却不相信你
Don't take it personal though. We don't trust anybody
别钻牛角尖 我们谁也不相信
I re-routed your IP address.
我反追踪了你的IP地址
Finding you was way too easy
要找到你简直是易如反掌
Aw Shit. Shit
真该死
I hadn't thought My God, I...
我没想到 我的老天 我...
I owe you
我欠你个人情
You know what? I'm thinking of shutting my site down anyway,
知道吗 我正在考虑把我的网页关闭掉
quitting. This is... fucking insane
我不玩了 这太疯狂了
I'm in way over my head
我脑袋肯定是短路了
It's a shame. You have potential
真遗憾 你很有潜力的
Your call, son.
这是你的决定 孩子
But, y'know, we're around if you need us
只要你需要 我们随时恭候大驾
How do I get hold of you?
那我要怎么联系你们
Just contact the mayor's office.
联系市长办公室就行
He has a special signal he shines in the sky?
他有照在天上的特殊信号
It's in the shape of a giant cock
形状像是只大公鸡
You need us, put on your web site
当你需要我们的时候 就在你的网页上写
that you're on vacation
正在度假中
We'll find you
我们就会来找你
Hit Girl, back to headquarters
风行萝莉 回总部
Sweet dreams
做个好梦
I need you to get rid of Kick-Ass
我要你去摆平"海扁王"
What's up?
出什么事了
What's up?
出什么事?
Kick-Ass is killing my men, Gigante, that's what's up
"海扁王"杀了我的人 吉甘特 事实就是这样
My condolences
我深表遗憾
But I'm afraid I can't help you out on this one
但是恐怕我这次帮不了你
He's movin' outside my jurisdiction
他不在我的管辖范围之内
Outside your jurisdiction?
不在你的辖区?
You're a fucking cop and he's breaking the law!
你个死警察 他正在犯法
That's so inside your jurisdiction
这么明目张胆
it's ball-deep in your jurisdiction's ass!
你还说不在你管辖范围之内
The boss pays me to nail the bad guys.
上头付工资让我将坏人绳之以法
You pay me not to
但你不是我的衣食父母
Everything else is in the grey area
凡事都有灰色地带
Yeah, Fuck you very much, Vic. Just do it, okay?
是这样没错 维克 就按我说的办
Un-fuckin'believable
真是令人难以置信
where is Cody?
科迪人呢
He's late
他迟到了
Thank you, Cody. We appreciate your cooperation
谢谢你 科迪 非常感谢你的配合
Let me out now?
那现在让我出去吧
I gave you all them names and address
我已经把名字和地址都告诉给你了
Hey, I won't say nothing to nobody.
我保证不跟别人说一个字
You and you're crazy bitch friend can go back to where ever you once
你跟你那小贱人也可以滚回老家去了
Hey come on now...that's a very bad thing you're doing now..
嘿 拜托 你现在做的事太不上道了
Really nasty individuals...
真是令人讨厌的家伙
Let me go, Hey... Do not do this
让我走 嘿 别这么做
Come on!!
求你了
please..hey..stop!!!
拜托 停
stop, please!!
住手 求你了
What a douche
洗得可真干净
You've done a self tan before, right?
你是自己晒黑的吧
Yeah, I do it all the time
对 我常晒太阳
Murder. Superheroes breaking into my bedroom
谋杀 超级英雄闯进我的卧室
My life was turning into some fucked up dream I couldn't wake up from
我这一生就是在这些梦里不能自拔
Even with the good parts, were totally surreal
就算是好的也是很离奇的
Oh hey, I read those old Ditko Spider-Mans you gave me?
哦 我看了你给我的蜘蛛侠
They're actually pretty good
真的挺好看的
Yeah, they are
确实是的
And it's been a whole week since I've heard from Rasul
拉瑟尔也有一个礼拜没来烦我了
That's great
那真是太好了
Once upon a time, there were two super cops
很久以前有两个超级警察
called Daddy and Marcus...
他们叫老爹和马卡斯
who were very good at getting bad guys
他们的特长就是逮捕坏人
Frank Damico was the baddest guy of them all
弗兰克·阿米克则是坏人中的败类
and he came up with a plan to get rid of Daddy
为了除掉老爹他想出了一条毒计
Search this place!
"给我搜"
Being framed as drug dealer
他诬告老爹是毒贩子
was the worst possible thing that could have happened to Daddy
这也是发生在老爹身上最糟糕的事
Prison was not his natural habitat
监狱并不是他的栖身之所
He was very upset
他非常的沮丧
HERO COP JAILED
英雄警察锒铛入狱
With Daddy in prison His pregnant wife was all alone
而在老爹入狱期间 他怀孕的妻子则孤身一人
And could not cope
无法承受心理压力
But all clouds have a silver lining
但总有拨开云雾见青天的时候
And out of her death..
在她死之后
Mindy was born
明迪出生了
Marcus became the child's guardian
马卡斯成为了孩子的监护人
And Daddy started a plan of his very own
老爹也开始重新规划他的人生
Five years later he left prison
五年后 他出狱了
And he was ready
而且他也做好了准备
Now it's time for Mindy to get ready too
现在明迪也该做好准备了
How'd you find me Marcus?
你是怎么找到我的 马卡斯
One of us is still a cop, remember?
我们俩中还有一个是警察呢 记得吗
Now you brain-washed Mindy?
你给明迪洗脑了?
You say brain-washed I say made it into a game
你所说的洗脑在我看来只不过是场游戏
What you call this? Playing, Damon?
你说这是什么? 游戏? 达蒙
Vigilante justice. Mass murder. C'mon, partner
义务警察私自执法 四处屠杀 收手吧 搭档
So where is she?
她在哪
She's safe Can I see her?
她现在很安全 我能见见她吗
I miss her
我很想她
I miss you both
我很想你们俩
I appreciate your concern
多谢你的关心
But you need to go now
但是你现在得走了
I should warn you that asshole,
有一点我要先警告你
Gigante, is looking for Kick-Ass.
吉甘特正在找"海扁王"
He got something to do with you Damon?
他跟你有关系吗 达蒙
You started some kinda fucked-up superhero club?
你准备建个什么超级英雄俱乐部吗
Never heard of him
我没听说过这人
Ok, well heads up, alright?
当心点 好吗
You keep carrying on like you've been carrying on
你再这样执迷不悟下去
and it's only a matter of time before Gigante's looking for you
吉甘特找上门来那是迟早的事
He's been on D'Amico's payroll
在你放弃机会之后
ever since you passed up the opportunity,
他一直在阿米克的贿赂名单上
You know I'm not gonna stop
你知道我不会就这么收手的
Not 'til D'Amico and his whole damn operation are burnt to ashes
除非阿米克和他的整个组织都瓦解
And buried
湮没了
It ain't gonna bring her back, Damon
即使这样她也不可能活过来了 达蒙
This is not the life for Mindy
这不是明迪该有的生活
You owe that kid a childhood
你欠那个孩子一个童年
I'll tell you who owes her a childhood:
我告诉你是谁毁了她的童年
Frank D'Amico
是弗兰克·阿米克
Holy shit
该死
I don't fuckin' believe it
真不敢相信
Follow him. Around the corner
跟上 在拐角那
Not too fast
别开得太快
He's doing the high fives
他还跟别人击掌
I'll give 'em a motherfuckin' high five
我让你击鬼个掌
High five and bullshit
击掌 狗屎
Keep going, keep going
跟上 跟上
Not too close
别跟得太紧
He's going into the alley
他要进小巷子里去了
He's going to the alley
他要进小巷子里去了
Okay, when I tell you stop the car
好 等会我让你停你就停
Ready?
准备好了没
Hey Kick-Ass
嘿 "海扁王"
How you doing?
你好吗
Kill my men, huh?!
敢杀我的人 啊?
Take my fucking coke?!
抢我的可卡因?
What are you doing?
你在干什么
Let us go, come on
快走 快
Come on, Frank, he had enough, Come on
快点 弗兰克 打也打够了 快
What the fuck are you looking at? Huh?
你看什么看 啊?
Come on, let's go Come on
快 快走
He was so young
他还这么年轻
Who would get to die that way?
谁愿意就这么死了
I just can't believe he's dead that's all
我真的不敢相信他就这么死了
Oh, I know
我明白
Listen Katie
听好了 凯蒂
guys like Rasul... They get mixed up in stuff, and...
像拉瑟尔那样的人 他们的生活本来就是一团乱
I know, but what if it was my fault?
我知道 但万一那是我的错呢
What if Kick-Ass did it?
万一是"海扁王"干的呢
I mean I feel like should call cops or something
我觉得应该打电话报警什么的
you're talking crazy!
你疯了吧
there's no way! He probably didn't even read your e-mail yet
不可能的 他搞不好都没有看到你的邮件
Yeah? There's nothing to worry about
是吗? 没什么好担心的
I'm so glad you're here
你在这我真高兴
I look like such a mess
我看起来糟透了
You look Okay
你很好
I'm here
我就在这
Yeah I'm Okay
我没事了
I hope it's Okay to say this, but
希望我这么说不会冒犯到你
It so sucks that you're gay
但你是个基佬 这真是遗憾
KICK-ASS Impersonator Killed
海扁王扮演者被害
I don't fuckin' believe this
我真不敢相信这个
What kind of children's fuckin' entertainer is that? Huh?
这群小鬼有什么不好玩的 啊?
What kind of kid has a Spider-Man party sure.
那些小鬼头开个蜘蛛侠派对不行啊
But a fuckin' Kick-Ass Party?
非得开什么破"海扁王"派对
What are they're selling paper plates and napkins down at the store, now?
楼下的现在卖什么纸盘和餐巾纸
Frank, You're scarin' me
弗兰克 你吓到我了
You're losin' it.
你失控了
Since when did you start getting your hands dirty again, huh?
你什么时候开始又想再惹一身腥?
And in public
还在光天化日之下
Since when I asked you Fucks to deliver me Kick-Ass
就在我叫你摆平"海扁王"的时候
and you don't deliver that's when
你还不听我的
Hey give me a break it's been a week
让我喘口气行不行 都已经一个礼拜了
We e-mailed him. We got half the crew doing petty crimes as bait
我们给他写电邮 找了一堆手下惹事当诱饵
We're bustin' our asses here.
我们都在卖力干活呢
What hell are you doing?
你到底在干什么
You back on the Powder now, as well?
你也嗨高了?
Mommy, I want Kick-Ass party. Dumb little fuck.
妈咪 我想办海扁王派对 傻逼蠢货
I know a way you could get him
我知道一个办法可以帮你抓住他
Aww shit. Chris
该死 克里斯
How long you been there?
你在那多久了
What the hell you doin'? Get the hell out!
你在那干什么 还不快点出去
You wanna hear it or not?
你到底想不想听
Hear what?
听什么
Okay, look: you're a superhero
听着 你是一个超级英雄
and you're lonely but you can't trust
但你也是孤独的 不能相信任何人
anyone because either they'll expose your secret identity....
因为他们都有可能会暴露你的真实身份
Comic books, this kids reads, all fucking day long
漫画书 那些小鬼头一天到晚看的东西
Point is, there's only one way
重点是 有这么一个办法
a superhero would trust a stranger and...
可以让超级英雄轻易的相信陌生人
I could be that stranger. You just gotta give me a chance
我可以是那个陌生人 你给我制造一个机会就好
I know I can do it. I just need a few things
我知道我能做到的 只需要一点点东西而已
Like what?
比如说
I need these things
我要这些东西
What, you fucking kidding me?
什么 你开什么国际玩笑
What the hell is this?
这到底是什么
It's everything I need
这就是我所需要的一切
And you might have to screw somebody over Like Louie or somebody
你只要随便欺负个人 像是路易或者别的谁
Louie?! Oh whoa, hey, Chris
路易? 嘿 克里斯
Or somebody it doesn't have to be Louie
其他人也行 不是非得路易
Tony
托尼
Tony?
托尼?
I hate Tony Hey fuck Tony he's a scum bag
我恨托尼 那个死托尼就是个废柴
I swear dad If you let me do this it's gonna work
老爸 我发誓 这么做肯定能成
Tony
托尼
Tony Romita, one of America's most wanted crime king-pins
托尼·罗米塔 美国最大犯罪集团的主脑之一
was arrested in Queens today
今天在皇后区被捕
After a 911 cal from someone claiming to be a superhero...
有人报警自称是超级英雄...
So how are things going with Katie?
跟凯蒂怎么样了
Oh, just peachy. Had a sleep over
还不错 在她家过夜
and spent the whole night watching the entire Ugly Betty box set
整晚都在看"丑女贝蒂"
and did pedicures.
还修趾甲
I'm telling you, though the longer you wait, the worse it's gonna get.
告诉你 等得越久就越难办
I know.
我知道
I was gonna tell her. She just seems so...happy.
我本来要告诉她 她看起来那么的开心
I don't know whens the right time.
我不知道什么时候才合适
Well, now's your chance.
现在你的机会来了
She seems happy Hey guys
她很开心 你们好
Hi
嗨
Oh, did you watch the TV? The new superhero guy? How cool was that?
你看电视了吗 新的超级英雄 多酷啊
What? Oooh look.
什么 看啊
Can you turm it up please?
大点声吧
Check this out.
看这个
But it seems that far from being put-off,
毫不迟疑
this individual, who calls himself Red Mist,
这个自称为"红旋风"的人
has decided to take crime fighting to a new level,
决定要将打击犯罪的行动提升到新的高度
as his actions last night proved.
正如他昨晚的壮举所证明的
Red Mist, how do you see it?
红旋风 你怎么看
Well, I guess folks have just had enough of living in fear, you know,
我猜人们已经受够担惊受怕的日子了
and uh...Kick-Ass really proved that
而且 海扁王已经证明
one individual can make a difference.
一人之力也可以做出改变
So, If anyone out there needs help,
所以 如果有人需要帮助
I'm gonna be fighting crime twentyfive/eight.
我会马上赶到打击犯罪
And I'm just one click away. RedMist.org.
只要鼠柡一点 RedMist.org
Can you turn that off now?
现在可以关上了吗
What's so special about that guy?
他有什么特别的
He caught, like, a drug dealer Some most-wanted guy
貌似他抓了个毒贩 头号通缉犯
He saw 'em bringing out, like, Na ton of stuff,
他看到他们拿出无数的毒品
That's Pretty cool.
真酷
Yeah. way better costume than Kickass, too.
是的 造型也比海扁王酷
He's gotta cape Yeah
他穿斗蓬 是的
Capes rock Yeah
斗蓬最棒了 是的
I'm kinda feelin' the cape. Looks good.
我感觉都摸到那斗蓬了 很好看
What, better than Kick-Ass?
什么 比海扁王还棒?
I mean they're both kinda hot
我是说 他们都很性感
I just think that Red Mist has a better body.
我只是觉得"红旋风"身材更好
Don't you think, Dave?
你怎么想 戴夫
Yeah Dave what do you think?
是啊 戴夫你怎么想
Is that the kind of guy you'd go for? With all that leather?
你不就喜欢这样的家伙吗 全身皮装?
No, not me.
不 我不喜欢
No, he's not really my type
他不是我喜欢的类型
(红旋风: 约个时间地点 我们聚聚)
Kick Ass
海扁王
Red Mist
红旋风
Oh shit
妈的
Fuck me, that kinda hurt.
我的娘啊 真疼
You OK?
还好吗
Yeah, no I'm cool
是的 我没事
I can't believe you're here, man. like you're my hero.
真不敢相信你在这儿 你是我的英雄
You...inspired me. No Kick-Ass, no Red Mist.
你...启发了我 没有海扁王就没有红旋风
Seriously.
我是说真的
Wow.
哇
Really?
真的吗
Straight up. And listen if you.. I dunno know...
我直说了 如果你...
if you wanted me to be your sidekick or something like that.....
如果你愿意让我当你的伙伴或什么的
You wanna be...my sidekick?
你想当...我的伙伴?
Yeah, man
是的
you and me together, we would own. You wanna go fight some crime?
我们合力天下无敌 你想打击犯罪吗
Oh...I mean like right now?
你是说现在吗
Yeah man, come on, I got something I wanna show you
是的 快点 我有东西给你看
Uh.. I mean like...to be honest with you,
我是想...对你坦白
I never fight crime between, like nine and two on weekdays,
我之前从没在工作日的半夜打击过犯罪
so I really need to get back pretty soon.
所以务必得快点回来
Sweet!!
真拉风
This yours?
是你的吗
Meet the Mistmobile.
见过旋风快车
Set-nav. Got my iPhone
导航系统连接了我的iPhone
so I can check the website for emergencies while I'm driving around.
所以我开车兜风时能浏览网页发现紧急情况
Movin' up.
动起来
Mood lighting right there
心情灯光
Rear view cameras , no big deal.
后视摄像头 没什么大不了的
Check this. You're gonna fuckin' love this.
看这个 你他妈一定会喜欢的
The Mist.
旋风
Hey! Yep.
嘿 是的
That's right. You wish you could be us. They love us.
我们是超级英雄 大家的宠儿
Smoke?
抽吗
Nuh-uh.
不
Yeah, well "Weed" takes the edge off things when I'm patrol..ya know.
巡逻时来点"货"能轻松点 你知道的
Runnin' up against a crowd can get kinda scary, don't you thimk?
冲到人群中有点吓人 你不觉得吗
Something wrong?
怎么了
You're so not how I expected
你跟我想的不一样
Oh, I got e-mail from this chick,
我收到了一个小妞的邮件
she said this guy's been following her home from work.
她说她下班回家有人跟踪她
I've got her address and stuff. You wanna check it out?
我有她的地址 你想探探吗
Sure, why not?
当然 为什么不
Cool
酷
So this chick was totally naked, right?
这小妞一丝不挂 是吧
So I tell her to sit in my lap
我让她坐我腿上
and talk about the first thing that comes up.
把脑子里想到的第一件事说出来
Yep. Let's get the front he's on his way.
守住前门 他在路上了
Very good.
很好
Don't kill him 'til I get there.
我到之前别杀他
Right
好的
Looks like reading all them comics paid off, huh?
看那么多漫画书还是有点用的 是吧
Your boy did good, Frankie.
你儿子很棒 弗兰克
He's his father's son.
虎父无犬子
I forget
忘给你了
What...the...fuck?
怎么回事
shit
妈的
Hey! What are you doing?
你要干什么
There are people in there!
里面有人
Shouldn't we just call the Fire...
我们是不是应该报警...
Shit!
妈的
Oh shit. Red Mist!
我操 红旋风
Red Mist...can you hear me?!!
红旋风 你能听到吗
Red Mist!
红旋风
Where the fuck are you?
你他妈的在哪啊
We've gotta get the hell out of here!!
我们得逃出去
Just move your fucking ass!!
快给我跑
Shit!!
妈的
Did you see those bodies?
你看到那些尸体了吗
Yeah, man.
是的
Why'd you save the teddy...?
为什么要救这只熊
What?
什么
I don't know, man. Come on.
我不知道 伙计 快走
come
进来
What the hell are you doin' Frank?
你到底在干什么 弗兰克
You know I can't be here. What if somebody saw...
你知道我不能来这 如果有人看到...
That little motherfucker, Kick-Ass,
海扁王那个小杂种
burned down my warehouse and killed my men, Gigante.
烧了我的仓库还杀了我的人 吉甘特
Whoa...wait,wait, slow down. Kick-Ass?
等等 慢点 海扁王?
You sure? You gotta help me, Vic
你确定? 你得帮我 维克
My son was there and he's still missing
我儿子也在里面 还没找到他
They're all dead!! Everbody in the warehouse is dead!!
他们都死了 仓库里所有的人都死了
Put the gun down, Vic, it's Chris!
把枪放下 维克 他是克里斯
Chris is Red Mist?!
克里斯是红旋风?
It's not Red Mist you gotta worry about, it's Kickass!
你该担心的不是红旋风 而是海扁王
No, no, no, it's not. Kick-ass is some kinda geek, Dad.
不不不 海扁王就是一个怪客而已
You don't have to worry about him
你不必担心他
You need to watch this!
来看看这个
Why? What does it do?
咋了 这是干什么的
You're fucking kidding me
你他妈是在玩我
What? Goddamit, just sit down
怎么 他妈的 给我坐下
What are you doing? What the hell is that thing?
你在干什么 那是什么玩意
You bought this to spy on the nanny when I was a kid,
我小时候 你买这个监视保姆的
don't you remember?
还记得吗
Why? You put it in the warehouse?
怎么 你放到仓库了?
Yeah. I thought it'd be cool
是的 我觉得
to put the unmasking of Kick-Ass on the Internet, okay?
把海扁王的素颜照放到网上很酷 是吧
Watch.
看看
So I tell her to sit in my lap
我让她坐我腿上
and talk about the first thing that comes up.
把脑子里想到的第一件事说出来
"Let's get the front he's on his way"
"守住前门 他在路上了"
Who the hell is this guy?
他到底是谁
I don't know, Dad
我不知道 老爸
But, Kick-Ass told me we're not the only super heroes in town.
但是海扁王说我们不是镇上唯一的超级英雄
Maybe he knows who this guy is.
也许他知道是谁
I want this place locked down.
我要把这儿锁起来
Nobody comes in, nobody goes out
别让人进来 也别让人出去
Not until somebody finds this cocksucker
直到有人找到这个混蛋
and blows his fuckin' lungs out through his chest.
把他打得他妈都不认识
They're on to you. did you hear me? They're on to you
他们找上你了 听见了吗 他们找上你了
I thought they were looking for Kick-Ass?
我还以为他们在找海扁王呢
Not anymore. Gigante just put on a little movie show for us.
不是了 吉甘特刚给我们放了段小电影
Different Superhero.
新的超级英雄
In a warehouse killing a whole bunch of D'Amico's guys.
在仓库里干掉一帮阿米克的人
I'm gonna take a wild guess that was you?
让我大胆猜测一下 那就是你?
I killed all the cameras. Apparently not.
我把所有的摄像头都砸了 显然没有
Look bro, you need to get ghost. Hide yourself quick.
听着 兄弟 你得销声匿迹 快藏起来
Appreciate it.
很感谢
Mindy
明迪
No more homework, baby doll
别做作业了 宝贝
It's time for Frank D'Amico to go bye-bye.
该让弗兰克·阿米克滚蛋了
X-Men, Fantastic 4
X战警 神奇4侠
Right now I can't beat the crap out of them.
现在我还打不过他们
Everything was out of control
一切都失控了
I didn't know what the hell to do
我不知道该做什么
You OK, Dave?
你还好吗 戴夫
You look tired
你看上去很累
Gonna have an early night tonight, maybe?
要不今晚早睡觉?
And there was no one I could talk to about it
我也找不到人可以聊天
Hello
喂
Yeah...alright, bro.
挺好的
I never felt more alone
我从未感觉如此孤单
I've always dreamed of being a super hero
我一直梦想成为超级英雄
But this...was a nightmare
但这一切...简直是恶梦
It was time to stop wearing this stupid costume
该脱下这身愚蠢的行头了
But there was one last thing I needed it for
但我还需要穿着它再做一件事
What's the difference between Spider-Man and Peter Parker?
蜘蛛侠跟彼得·帕克有什么区别
Spider-Man gets the girl
蜘蛛侠有美女陪
Hey,I'm Kick-Ass!
嘿 我是海扁王
I'm Kick Ass
我是海扁王
You e-mailed me.
你给我发邮件了
Please...
拜托
Fuck!!!!
我操
Oh Fuck!!!!
日
Fuckin' freak in a mask-fuck!!
戴面具的死变态
Get out of my house
滚出我家
I'm not gonna hurt you, alright!
我不会伤害你的 好了
No, no, it's me
不 是我
I was only trying to surprise you Dave??!!
我只想给你个惊喜 戴夫
Sorry What the fuck are you doing?!!
抱歉 你他妈在干什么
Why are you dressed as Kick-Ass?
你为什么穿成海扁王的样子
Because I am Kick-Ass.
因为我就是海扁王
What are you talking about?
说什么胡话呢
And I'm also not gay.
我也不是同性恋
Fuck!!!
我操
And I know I've been an idiot, and a shit friend,
我知道我一直很蠢 还是个烂朋友
I lied to you , I know
我骗了你 我知道
Oh my God! -
天哪
I know and if it makes you feel any better,
我知道 如果能让你感觉好一点
I don't think you could hate me any more right now
我知道你已经讨厌我到家了
I hate myself.
我讨厌我自己
Please I'm ...
拜托 我...
Look, I'm really really sorry
听着 我真的对不起
I've never met anybody who was as beautiful and as kind,
我从没见过像你这样漂亮 友好...
and...lovely as you.
可爱的人
You deserve better.
你应该跟更好的人在一起
Dave
戴夫
Yes
是的
My mom has the burglar alarm set downstairs.
楼下有我妈妈设的防盗警铃
You should probably use the window.
你应该从窗子走
Or
或者
You could just stay.
你可以留下来
stay?
留下?
Like when we have a sleepover?
像上次过夜看电视那样?
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to scare you
抱歉 我不想吓你的
We gotta get over the top of it
我们得到上面去
and then into it right in the middle of her.
再下去 直入中央
Daddy, I think I found one.
爸爸 我想我找到了
It's perfect. And they can deliver it in three days...
真是完美 而且他们能在3天内送来
And it's three hundred thousand dollars.
但价值30万美元
Can you think of anything else you'd rather spend it on? Oh my Gosh
那你觉得还应该把钱花在哪儿 天哪
that is cool!
真酷
Yeah.
是啊
Add to shopping cart
加入购物车
OK
好吧
("红旋风"漫画即将面世)
Out of Kickass and Red Mist, who do you think would win in a fight?
海扁王跟红旋风打 你觉得谁能赢
Why are they fighting? That seems stupid
他们为什么要打 好傻
What do you think?
你怎么想
I don't know. But I think Kick-Ass is cuter.
不知道 但我觉得海扁王更可爱
Really?
真的吗
I, for one, would definitely fuck his brains out if I got the chance.
拿我来说 如果有机会 我绝对会把他蛋蛋打飞
You would?
你会吗?
Definitely.
当然
Do you...uh, feel like checking out that new Kate Hudson movie where...
你想不想去看凯特·哈里森的新片
she's like a shoe designer kind of guy?
她演个鞋子设计师的那个
I think we can make the next showing if we leave...
我觉得能赶上下一场 如果我们走...
Hell yeah.
好啊
I guess we're not invited
我想他们没请我们
Alright..you know what, come here
好了 知道吗 过来
I'm going to request a great meal for you right now
我现在给你点一道大餐
Suddenly, I understood
忽然之间 我明白了
why super heroes only exist in the comics
为什么超级英雄只存在于漫画里
I doubt why people didn't risk their life for strangers
我想过人们为什么不愿为陌生人出生入死
because, for the first time in my life
因为 我人生中的第一次
I had something to worth living for
我有了值得活下去的东西
Something to lose
害怕失去的东西
Katie was worried about me getting hurt,
凯蒂担心我会受伤
so I promised her my Kick-Ass days were over.
所以我保证再也不当海扁王了
And the truth was,
而真相是
I hardly missed it at all.
我根本不怀念那段日子
I hadn't even checked the web site for, like, a week.
我都一周没上那网页了
Ok ...I'm off then.
好的 我走了
No Katie tonight?
今晚不陪凯蒂?
Tomorrow. Wednesdays she does one of her volunteer things.
明天 她周三要当志愿者
You seem like a different guy, you know that?
你简直变了一个人 知道吗
Your mom would've been so happy
你妈妈一定会高兴
to see you out of your shell like this.
看到你不做缩头乌龟了
Have a good night
晚安
(红旋风: 你去哪儿了 我得见你)
Hey, baby Hi, what's going on?
嘿 宝贝 嗨 怎么了
I gotta do that Kick-Ass thing
我要再当一次海扁王
What?
什么
I thought you were done with that?
你不是退出了吗
This is the last time. I totally swear...
这是最后一次 我向天发誓
I worry about you
我担心你
I wish you wouldn't worry.
希望你不要担心
I can't help it. I do. Because I...
我控制不住 真的 因为我...
I...care about you a lot.
我很在乎你
I...care about you a lot, too.
我也很在乎你
This better be serious, Dude,
最好事态真的很严重 伙计
because I promised my girlfriend that I'm done with all this shit.
因为我向我女朋友保证我不玩了
How about both of us being dead? Is that serious enough for you?
我们俩都快死了 对你来说够严重了吧
Dead?
死?
How?
怎么死
Well it turns out those dead guys from the warehouse
事实证明仓库里那些死尸
had some bad motherfuckers for friends
有些混蛋朋友
and they think we did that shit.
他们认为是我们做的
There's a price on our heads, man.
有人想要我们的命 伙计
A price on our heads? What is this, the wild west?
要我们的命? 这是哪儿 西部荒野吗
I'm not messing with you, dude!!
我没骗你玩 伙计
They found out where I lived!! They trashed my placed!!!
他们找到了我家 他们砸了我家
I'm fucking screwed!!! And you're gonna be next, Okay?!!!!
我他妈完了 下一个就是你!
What?
什么
Shit
妈的
What do we do?
我们要怎么办
Remember you mentioned that there were other super heroes
记得你说过还有别的超级英雄
Yeah.
是的
Well, do you think they can help us?
你觉得他们会帮我们吗
Hot chocolate, extra Marsh-mellows.
热可可 多加棉花糖
Wow it's even cooler than in the picture
比照片上更酷
child
孩子
you know because in the picture it didn't have Gatling guns
因为照片里没有格林机枪
Nice job.
漂亮
I'm gonna get ready for bed, Okay?
我要上床睡觉了 好吗
Okay baby doll.
好的 宝贝
Sleep tight Thanks
好梦 谢谢
Kick-Ass?
海扁王?
(休假中)
You go get dressed I'l tell him to meet us at safehouse B
穿好衣服 我告诉他去B避难所见面
We'll have our hot-chocolate when we get back. Okay daddy.
回来再喝热可可 好的 老爸
C'mon.
来
(超级老爹: B避难所见)
No..no
不 不
you know where that is? I got it.
知道是哪儿吗 好了
I'll just put it in the GPS
我输进GPS里
Alright, let's go
好的 走
Shit
妈的
Well
呃
here you are, and Red Mist, too.
你来了 还有红旋风
Pleasure to meet you.
很高兴见到你
Good to meet you sir.
我的荣幸 先生
Please, come in
请进
After you
你先请
Hit Girl , manners..honey.
风行萝莉 要有礼貌 宝贝
Hi, I'm Hit Girl
嗨 我是风行萝莉
No!!!!!
不
Hey he's with me, he's O.K.!
他是我这边的 他是好人
Shut the fuck up, kid!!! Your daddy's the boss!!
闭上鸟嘴 孩子 你爸才是老大
You don't order shit!! Shit! No!...
少给我下命令 妈的 不
He's with me!!!!...
他是我的人!
Let him go!!!...
放他走
Get outta here, get the fuck outta here
滚出去 给我滚出去
Hotdamn, I always wanted one of these...
妈妈咪呀 我一直想有这么一把
Seriously you're gonna take that? Yes
你真要拿走? 是的
Come on.
走吧
You know what being a super hero actually costs?
知道当超级英雄要花多少钱么
You happen to be in a lot of trouble here.
你正巧惹了一堆麻烦
Kick-Ass!! Get em outta here!!
海扁王 快带他们走
Kick Ass I'm sorry
海扁王 对不起
Get in there
进去
You better fire this asshole!!
你最好炒了这个混蛋
Ignore him.
别理他
A Bazooka?
火箭筒?
OK
好了
We had a deal, dad.
我们说好的 老爸
We had a fucking deal that would get you the guy who did it.
我帮你抓到罪魁祸首
All I'm asking is you let Kick-Ass go! He didn't do anything wrong!
我只要你放海扁王走 他根本没有做错
Chris, you gotta look at this from my point of view, Okay?
克里斯 你得学会从我的角度看事 好吗
I gotta send a public service message to the people out there
我要向人们发布公众信息
that being a superhero is bad for your health.
说当超级英雄有害健康
And the big motherfucker? Nobody knows who he is.
至于那个大混蛋呢 没人知道他是谁
Yeah, but that's not fair!
是的 但这不公平
Life's not fair, kid. Get over it.
人生本来就不公平 孩子 接受吧
What are you gonna do with them?
你要对他们怎么样
You really want to be a part of my business?
你真的想接我的班?
Yeah.
是的
Then sit down, shut up
那就坐下 闭嘴
and watch.
好好看着
Frank , we're ready
弗兰克 准备好了
Enjoy the show
请欣赏演出
You patched-up with this thing?
你打算这样平息事态?
I sure am big brother.
我就是那老大哥
Watch and learn
边看边学
Welcome back to breaking news
欢迎观看网上直播的爆炸性新闻
a world wide web broadcast of the New York superhero
纽约的超级英雄
who calls himself Kick-Ass.
自称为"海扁王"的
is about to be shown live.
即将进行现场演出
Rumors have it that this will be Kick-Ass' farewell appearance
有谣言说这将是海扁王的最后一次露面
that he will announce his retirement from crime fighting
他将退出打击犯罪的生涯
but as word-of-mouth continues to spread,
人们正在口口相传
internet providers are predicting that
网络服务供应商预测
it could be one of the most widely viewed live events in web history.
这将是网络史上最受关注的现场直播
Hey, where's Dave ?
嘿 戴夫哪儿去了
Hey have you guys noticed
你们有没注意到...
He's with Katie...
他跟凯蒂在一起
obviously.
显然的
Why else would I be here?
要不我为啥来
With no idea as to who is behind the broadcast of this show
虽然不知道这场表演是谁在幕后
But we could see wide spread server crashes
但可以看出服务器严重拥堵
Dave, why didn't you tell this is what you were doing.
戴夫 为啥不告诉我你要这么干
You're on the news.
你上新闻了
Call me
打电话给我
We go now over live to the countdown clock as we are moments away.
倒数计时 真相即将揭开
Showtime
表演开始
Hello boys and girls, now this...uh...well you know who this guy is.
帅哥美女你们好 他是...你们知道他是谁
And...uh...this guy here is Big Daddy
还有...这位是超级老爹
And these are my friends.
还有我的朋友
Come on in guys say hello
过来打个招呼
Yeah.
好的
Yeah there they are Hello, Hello
来了 你们好
Now Big Daddy and Kick-Ass
现在超级老爹和海扁王
are gonna help us show you why being a hero is a bad idea.
将告诉你们 当英雄是个坏主意
You know what a silent "K" is?
知道什么是静音K吗
That's when "K" is at the beginning of the but you don't pronounce it
就是单词以K打头 但不发音
like in the word knuckle duster
像在"knuckle duster(关节式手套)"这个词里一样
Show them what knuckle duster can do, Guy.
让他们看看关节式手套能干什么
Oh that must've hurt.
一定很疼
Let's see that again on the other side, go.
另一边再来一下
Oh Yeah, look at this
好了 看吧
Now in France they say the word stick like this...
在法语里 "棍"这个单词是这么说的
Ba-ton
Ba-ton.
We have some of Kick-Ass' batons.
我们有海扁王的棍子
We're gonna show you what they can do.
给你们看看能用来干什么
Go ahead boys.
上吧 孩子们
In America we say stick like this...
在美国 我们用哪种棍子呢
Baseball Bat
棒球棍
For hittin' knees..
可以打膝盖
hands...
手
It's also good for hittin' balls.
打球球也很好用
We don't do 'em individually, we do 'em all together.
我们也不爱单打独斗 我们爱打群架
Gentlemen please. Yeah.
先生们 请
Oh this looks very painful...
看着可真疼啊
Due to the distressing nature of the images
因为图像太过血腥
we are unable to
我们现在不能
broadcast the events currently streaming live on the Internet
在网上进行现场直播了
No No
不 不
Misguided miscalculations suggest that
之前的误导信息说明
this may be some kind of hoax or publicity stunt.
这可能是场骗局或是宣传噱头
It is now clear that the hostages are in genuine danger
现在可以清楚的是人质已受重伤
That all signs point to the intentions
所有的迹象都显示
to stage a live execution in the next few minutes
一会儿将出人命
Even with my metal plates and my fucked up nerve endings,
我穿着金属板 神经末梢也不敏感
I've gotta tell ya,
但我得告诉你们
that hurt.
真的很疼
There can you see
看到了么
Yes, the silent killer
对 它是寂静杀手
But not half as much as the idea of leaving everything behind.
但这样的痛苦还远远比不上抛下我拥有的一切
Katie
凯蒂
My dad.
我爸爸
Todd and Marty
托德和马蒂
And all the things I'd never do.
还有我没机会做的事
Like learn to drive.
比如学开车
Or see what me and Katie's kids would look like.
还有看看我和凯蒂的孩子长啥样
Or find out what happened on Lost.
我还没看到"迷失"的结局
And if you're reassuring yourself
如果你自我安慰
that I'm gonna make it through this since I'm talking to you now,
因为我还在说话 你就认为我会挺过去
quit being such a smart ass.
别耍聪明了
Hell dude. You've never seen Sin City?
伙计 你没看过"罪恶之城"?
Sunset Boulevard? American Beauty?
"日落大道""美国丽人"?
And this,...for all you brave men out there...is fire.
还有这个...勇士们...是火
Fire, Fire's good
火 火很好啊
Fire is our friend
火是我们的朋友
Gentlemen
先生们
Time to die.
死期到了
What the...
怎么回...
Find me a lighter
快点火
I've got it
我来
No!!!!!!!
不
Take cover, child!!!!!!!!!!
快躲起来 孩子
Now switch to Kryptonite!!!!!!!
现在换成氪晶体!
Eject, 2 rounds and relay!!!!!!
发射 2轮子弹 再来!
Show's over mother-fuckers.
表演结束了 禽兽
Yeah!!!
耶!!!
I think I'm in love with her, dude.
我想我爱上她了 伙计
She looks like she's about 11 years old, but...
她看起来只有11岁 但是...
I can wait. I solemnly vow
我可以等 我庄严地起誓
to save myself for her.
我将把我的初夜留给她
I can see that this can be really difficult for you.
我知道那一定很不容易
Are you OK?
还好吗
Yeah. Whoa
是的 哇
Good job.
做得好
I'm so proud of you, baby doll
我为你骄傲 洋娃娃
Are you OK?
你还好吗
Yes
是的
Getting shot, daddy, hurt a lot more than when you did it.
我中弹了 老爸 比你打我时疼多了
That's because I used low-velocity rounds, child.
那是因为我用的低速手枪 孩子
You're the kindest daddy in the whole world
你是全世界最棒的老爸
I just....
我只是...
I love you
我爱你
I love you too daddy
我也爱你 爸爸
I love you, dad
我爱你 爸爸
good night
晚安
What's your name?
你叫什么名字
I mean, your real name
我是说 你的真名
A super hero never reveals her true identity.
超级英雄从不透露她的真名
What look, you can't go on...
听着 你不能继续...
However you lived before...
不管你以前过的是什么日子
It's over.
都过去了
Is there anybody else?
还有别人吗
Any other family, or?
别的亲人
I can take care of myself.
我能照顾自己
I saved your sorry ass!
我救了你的小命
what about money?
钱呢
Alright, cause you've got to think long-term
好了 因为你得有点远见
I've got three million dollars in a suitcase!
我箱子里有3百万美元
That long-term enough for ya?
对你来说 够长远了吧
It's not all about the money,
不全是关于钱
I owe you
我欠你的
If not for you, I'd be dead.
要不是你 我就死了
if it wasn't for you
要不是你
my dad wouldn't be.
我爸爸也不会死
Look
听着
pack up whatever you need and we'll go back to my place.
收拾你的东西 去我那里
I just need to clean up, I think?
我想我得清理一下
Woah. I meant, like pajamas
我是说 收拾睡衣啦
and clothes and stuff. You can't take that stuff to my house.
还有衣服什么的 你不能把这个带去我家
You know what my dad would have really wanted?
知道我爸爸最想要什么吗
He would have wanted me to finish what we started.
他会希望我们完成使命
And that's exactly what I'm gonna do.
我正打算这么干
Is this Frank D'Amico's place?
这是弗兰克·阿米克的地盘吗
All that security
那么多保安
Are you crazy?
你疯了吗
My mom already died for nothing.
我妈妈已经白白死去了
So, I'm sure as hell not gonna let my dad die for nothing too.
所以 我一定不能让爸爸也白白牺牲
You can't do this on your own.
你不能孤军奋战
Exactly
不错
You wanna deal with owing my dad?
你想接我爸的班?
Then shut the hell up and pick your weapon.
那就闭上鸟嘴拿起武器
Is that what I think it is?
这不是那什么吧
Damn straight.
你他妈说对了
Oh you better start reading the instructions,
你最好看看说明
'cause you're gonna be using it in about five minutes.
因为再过5分钟你就要用它了
Yo listen up, you've got 5 minutes and I want you back on your post
听着 你们还有5分钟可以玩 回到岗位上
and don't leave a mess
收拾干净
Everything okay?
一切都好吗
Things alright, boss
一切都好 头儿
Can't believe I got my gun back
不敢相信我的枪又回来了
Look at that
看
You know it's not that..
你知道那不是...
Let her in
让她进来
That's a little kid
是个小孩
What's the matter with you?
你是怎么回事
You okay, sweetheart?
你没事吧 宝贝
No, I lost my mommy and daddy.
不 我找不到爸爸妈妈了
she lost her mommy and daddy
她找不到爸爸妈妈了
You wanna use my cell phone?
想用我电话吗
Now can you remember the number?
你能记住号码吗
Had I ever been a real superhero?
我真的做过超级英雄吗
The most I'd ever had to offer the world was
我对这个世界做过最大的贡献就是
good intentions and a slightly elevated capacity to take a kicking.
善意和被夸大的海扁能力
With no power comes no responsibility.
没有权力 就没有责任
Except
只不过
that wasn't true.
那不是真理
shit
妈的
Hey I'm in here come help me out!!!!!!!!!
嘿 我在这儿 救我出去!
Wait, fuck this!! And, everybody's dead!!!
等等 他妈的 所有人都死了
She's behind the counter, she's out of ammo.
她在柜台后面 她没子弹了
Do you think they got her?
你觉得他们抓住她了?
If they didn't he will.
抓不住的话 还有他呢
Get out there
给我出去
Now?
现在?
Yeah, now
是的 现在
What the fuck is going on?
怎么回鸟事
We got her trapped she's still alive
我们困住她了 她还活着
So what the hell you guys waiting for?
那你们还在等什么
Go get her Go ahead.
去抓她 上啊
I only got one fucking gun. I'm not going in there.
我他妈只有一支枪 我才不去
Do it now
快去
Come on
快
Fuck this shit.
废物
I'm getting the Bazooka
我去拿火箭筒
Bazooka?
火箭筒?
Bazooka
火箭筒
Whoa hold it. It's only me boss. Everything is under control.
等等 头儿 只有我 一切尽在掌控
Under control? You're grabbing a fucking Bazooka you dumb ass.
尽在掌控? 你拿的是他妈的火箭筒
Sir? Do it
头儿 快去
I always wanted to say this...
我一直想说
say Hello to my little friend
跟我的小朋友打个招呼
Holy shit
总算完了
That is one weird sounding Bazooka
这个火箭筒声音很怪诶
Stu!
斯图
Fuck!
操
Get out
出去
Play time's over, kid.
玩耍时间过了 孩子
I never play
我从来不玩
Oh really?
真的吗
Ruin my business, Huh?
敢毁我生意
I'll kill every single fucking guy or gal in my way
挡我者死
I wish my son was just like you.
希望我儿子能像你一样
It is time for family reunion
是家人团聚的时候了
Hey
嘿
Why don't you pick on someone your own size.
为什么不找个身材跟你差不多的
You Ok?
还好吗
Yeah
是的
Time to go home
该回家了
Thanks, Kick-Ass.
谢谢 海扁王
My daddy....
我爸爸
He would have been proud of both of us.
他会为我们骄傲的
Dave
戴夫
Dave Lizewski.
戴夫·莱泽斯基
I know that, dumbass
我知道 蠢驴
Mindy
明迪
Mindy MacReady
明迪·麦克里迪
Bye
再见
Mindy moved in with Marcus and he enrolled her at my school
明迪搬去跟马克斯一起住了 在我们学校上学
Bye Good luck
再见 好运
first school she'd ever been to
她上的第一所学校
on the promise that I'd look out for her.
我保证会照顾她
"Not that she needed me too".
倒不是因为她需要我
Hey. New kid.
嘿 新孩子
Hi
嗨
Lunch money.
午饭钱
Now.
快点
Kick-Ass was gone, but not forgotten.
海扁王走了 但没有被遗忘
And my world is much safer with all the new superheroes.
有了新的超级英雄 我的世界更安全
They said I was their inspiration
他们说灵感来自于我
But all I did was make a door into a world
但我所做的 只是打开了通往新世界的门
I dreamed about, since I was little kid.
一个我从小梦想的世界
A world full of super heroes, huh?
充满超级英雄的世界
like a great man once said...
像一位伟人曾经说过的
Wait'll they get a load of me.
等着吃我一弹吧(摘自蝙蝠侠中的小丑)