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Why are there giant lollipops
all over the front yard?

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And why do they taste so bad?

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Because they're made out
of cardboard, mouth-breather.

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Hey! The world needs
more dreamers, Luke.

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Never stop licking things.

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I know it's lame, but after last year,
we promised the neighbours

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we would keep our decorations
more "family friendly".

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We can't even carve a pumpkin?

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The petition was very specific.

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Every Halloween, we have the best house.

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Last year, I took things
to a whole new level.

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But, apparently, it was
too scary for some kids...

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And one adult.

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Trick-or-treat!

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Would you like some candy?

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Yeah!

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Or would you rather have this?

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Come on. You're fine.

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I don't care what anyone says.

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You did not give that man a heart attack.

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Thank you.

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I mean, you're not even scary.

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Can I grab a little bit of this candy

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for my open house tonight?

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Uh, yeah, sure, but...

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It's genius.
An open house on Halloween.

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Millions of bored parents

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just trying to keep their...
kids out of traffic.

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Now they can get away from all that,

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and see a nice house.

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What do you mean, I'm not even scary?

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I literally almost scared
the life out of a man.

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You literally scared a little saliva

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and a little urine out of him.

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That happens to me
every time I see a monkey

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wearing people clothes.

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I was plenty scary.

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I used professional-grade makeup.

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That's the point, Claire.
It was overkill.

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You're the kind of person
who can be twice as scary

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without wearing any makeup.
Bye.

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You remembered to pick up
the costumes, right?

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Yes, they're right over there.

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Very excited.

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Cam has lost a lot of weight...

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No.

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So we're throwing a Halloween party

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to debut the new him.

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I'll be dressed as a matador.

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Wh-what is it now, 30?

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- 32.4.
- Ah.

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So I've lost Lily.

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- Where is Lily?
- Hmm?

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- Do you... you don't have her?
- No.

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Why would I have her? I
don't have her in my pocket.

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Cam?

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What about the tiara?

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Uh, we didn't buy one.

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You can just use the one from last year.

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Are we poor?

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No, sweetheart, but
you don't need two tiaras.

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How 'bout next Halloween
you try a different costume?

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No. I have to be a princess.

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Every year? Why?

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Because my mom's a princess,

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just like you told me.

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Cam and I have always known that someday,

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we were gonna have to have
the big talk with Lily

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about who her mom was.

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We... we were gonna
pick the right time

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and do it together,

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carefully following
an agreed-upon script.

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Then I got tired.

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"And she was the most beautiful princess

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in all the land. The end."

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Again.

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Why is Tyler's mommy so fat?

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Oh, that's because she has...
she has a baby in her belly.

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Okay? Good night.

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Was I in my mom's belly?

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Lily, no more questions, all right?

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Just... just go to sleep.

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Where's my mom now?

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Um, she's...

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In a faraway land.

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Why?

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Because she's a princess.

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And she's... very, very busy.

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Okay.

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I thought that she'd forget
about it by the next morning.

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I mean, I did.

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Oh, I knew I was gonna have to tell Cam,

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and he was gonna be furious,

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but I was hoping that
he'd see the bigger issue.

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You know, I was really tired.

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Hey, Cam, you know this whole thing

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about Lily wanting to be a princess again?

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Well, I-I think it might be
because I let her believe

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- her mother was...
- This is a nightmare.

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- It was just a mistake.
- More like a disaster.

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They sent the matador costume
in your size,

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and the bull costume in mine.

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Oh. I didn't notice. Um...

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Now no one's gonna see my bod

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in this bulky bull costume.

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It was... it was honestly a mistake.

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L-listen, um, you... you could do
that other thing that you thought of.

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You could put on that gorgeous white suit

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that fits you so well now,

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and you could be Mr. Roarke,

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and Lily could be your tattoo.

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No! I have to be a princess!

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Oh, but, Lily,
you were a princess last year.

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No! You promised!
I'm being a princess!

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Why is she so obsessed with princesses?

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Well...

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Like we weren't at that age?

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I mean...

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I'm not mad about the ticket.

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It's just the first time
I couldn't charm my way

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out of one of these things.

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The way I see it, it's not a ticket.

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It's a conversation.

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No offense.
You don't need that siren.

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You could stop traffic just
getting out of that squad car.

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License and registration, please.

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I, uh...

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I'm no stranger
to the police academy myself.

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Seen all seven of them.

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Sir, no one's seen all seven.

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- Is this information accurate?
- Yeah.

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Uh, except for the weight.

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I thought they wanted to know
how much I could curl.

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I must be getting rusty with my moves.

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Moves? What moves?

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You know, flash the baby blues,

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hit 'em with the devilish grin.

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In case of emergency, break glass

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and bust out the dimple.

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Hey, isn't that one from the smallpox?

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'Cause I'm 100. Chicken pox.

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And it doesn't matter where it's from.

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It always worked.

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Hey, mom.

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Manny, why are you coming back
from school so late?

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I got sent to the principal's office.

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Oh. I am sending him
an angry e-mail,

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- because I don't like when...
- No, no, no. It's not his fault.

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- What did you do wrong?
- Nothing.

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Oh, that's it. I'm calling him.

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- I hate when he tries to...
- Nothing on purpose.

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It was between periods,
right before this big test.

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I was clearing my mind by practicing

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some of my Gene Kelly dance moves.

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- As one does.
- Right.

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And my umbrella accidentally
snagged the fire alarm.

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The principal thought I did it on purpose

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- so we'd miss the test.
- But you didn't!

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That's it!
I'm going to his house!

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Mom!
You gotta stop doing this.

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I'm not sure if it's the pregnancy,

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which we both know isn't your fault...

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But lately you've been such a hothead.

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I am not a hothead!
I am Colombian.

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We get excited.

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My country is covered in coffee.

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Just like the Starbucks girl when
she got your order wrong?

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Half-caf, non-fat wet soy latte.

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How hard is that to hear?!

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You don't get to be
2-time nonconsecutive

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district salesman of the year
without thinking inside the box.

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That's right.
I said "inside."

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You know why?
'Cause while everyone's

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chasing each other around outside the box,

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you know what the box is?

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Empty.

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Which brings us back
to our formal dining room.

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Now any questions?

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Can we have our candy now?

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Just as soon as we go over

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what you're gonna tell your parents.

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- Now what was our style?
- Pre-war craftsman.

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Good, good.
And how many square feet?

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3,500.

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Still no trick-or-treaters?

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Not yet.

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Well, maybe people are
going out later this year.

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Well, the street's full of kids,

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but they're actively
detouring around our house.

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Move along.

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Who wants some candy?

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Plenty of name-brand...

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- Family-friendly candy right here.
- Oh! - It's a trap!

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No. I... Ooh, how about you? Hey...

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You want some candy, right?
Come on,

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- have some candy!
- Mom! Mommy, she's got me!

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No, I don't... I'm not trying...

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- My candy!
- Just leave it!

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Jay, you have to get ready
for Mitch and Cam's party.

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Gloria, does my skin look looser to you?

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What?

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Maybe I should try some of that
fancy neck cream of yours.

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Don't you have some with specks
of diamonds in it or something?

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- Trick-or-treat.
- Trick-or-treat.

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You guys don't even have costumes.

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I'm a skeleton.

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And I'm... I'm a lemon.

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Aren't you too old
to be trick-or-treating?

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Aren't you too old to be having a baby?

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Ah, you find that funny, lemon?

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Here's a better joke.

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Knock, knock. What's gone?

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Your candy!

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What was that?

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Some rude dummies,
that they think that they can...

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All right, listen.
Let's just calm down.

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Get ready for the party.

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Calm down what? Huh?

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You think I'm a hothead, like Manny?

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No!

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You can be emotional.
Volatile, maybe.

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Still, that's a far cry from...

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You put egg on my house,

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I kill what you love!

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Psycho.

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- Plush utility room?
- Yeah, right.

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I know a hall closet when I see one.

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And your dad never lies?

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What medical school

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did the great appliance doctor attend?

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- Hey, Delgado.
- Oh, no! Durkas!

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What I wouldn't give
for this umbrella to have

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Mary Poppins' powers.

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Oh, I pray he didn't hear that.

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Heard you pulled the fire alarm today

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and got us out of that test.

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- Good job.
- Thanks, Mr. Durkas.

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You know what? You don't need
to call me that anymore.

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Anyway, we're all meeting
at the playground at 8:00

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and heading out, if you want to join.

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You're totally going to that.

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Yeah, if you want to ruin your reputation.

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You're finally gonna be in
with the cool kids.

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You need to talk at the school assembly

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on Monday and apologize
to all the teachers.

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Teachers.
More like public sector parasites.

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- Be strong, Manny.
- Be smart. Adventures, parties.

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Juvie, heartache.

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Girls!

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But not the kind we want.

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They're all the kind we want.

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Mr. Dur...

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Conrad!

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Take one. I'm an egg donor.

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I love your costume, too, Cam.
Adora-bull.

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Oh, well, thank you.
It's all in fun.

259
00:09:31,368 --> 00:09:33,008
I half-wanted to wear
something tighter.

260
00:09:33,009 --> 00:09:34,809
- You know, I've been reducing.
- I can see.

261
00:09:34,810 --> 00:09:37,370
- Well, you say it like you can't.
- No, no, no. I totally can.

262
00:09:39,637 --> 00:09:41,134
Impressive, huh?

263
00:09:41,301 --> 00:09:43,247
Yeah. I'm... I'm gonna...

264
00:09:44,405 --> 00:09:45,615
- Hey, Cam.
- Mm?

265
00:09:45,726 --> 00:09:47,926
I'm hearing a rumor that
you keep flashing our guests.

266
00:09:47,927 --> 00:09:49,247
Oh, well, not in a perverted way.

267
00:09:49,248 --> 00:09:50,737
I just want people to see my body

268
00:09:50,738 --> 00:09:52,392
under this stupid costume.

269
00:09:52,393 --> 00:09:54,341
That's very close
to what actual flashers say.

270
00:09:54,342 --> 00:09:55,782
- Daddy?
- Yeah, one second, honey.

271
00:09:55,783 --> 00:09:57,463
I'm just tired of throwing out compliments

272
00:09:57,464 --> 00:09:58,664
and not getting anything back.

273
00:09:58,665 --> 00:10:00,305
I told Roberto his spray tan looked real.

274
00:10:00,306 --> 00:10:02,666
Look for yourself.
It's on two of our pillows and our cat.

275
00:10:02,667 --> 00:10:03,833
- Daddy.
- Yeah?

276
00:10:03,834 --> 00:10:06,432
Look it. It's my mommy. She came.

277
00:10:06,433 --> 00:10:08,740
Oh. Oh, no, honey,
that's not your mommy.

278
00:10:08,741 --> 00:10:11,535
- It's not?
- No, no. That's just one of daddy's friends.

279
00:10:11,536 --> 00:10:12,896
- What's going on?
- Oh, nothing.

280
00:10:12,897 --> 00:10:14,377
She just wants one of these cupcakes.

281
00:10:14,378 --> 00:10:16,378
- But I already had...
- Oh, there you go, honey.

282
00:10:16,379 --> 00:10:18,231
Okay, off you go.
Mingle! Mingle!

283
00:10:21,949 --> 00:10:23,553
Looks like some people came by.

284
00:10:23,554 --> 00:10:25,192
Yeah. Oh, yeah, we had a few.

285
00:10:25,193 --> 00:10:26,437
I saw that.

286
00:10:28,457 --> 00:10:29,140
Hello?

287
00:10:29,141 --> 00:10:30,366
Hey, honey.

288
00:10:30,918 --> 00:10:32,751
Hi. How's your open house?

289
00:10:33,397 --> 00:10:35,100
Pretty empty, actually.

290
00:10:35,101 --> 00:10:37,607
I kind of just took it out
on a Harry Potter.

291
00:10:37,726 --> 00:10:38,966
Seriously, though, a Gryffindor

292
00:10:38,967 --> 00:10:40,647
letting his mom carry his Quidditch broom?

293
00:10:40,648 --> 00:10:42,037
How Hufflepuff is that?

294
00:10:42,038 --> 00:10:43,551
It's pretty lonely here, too.

295
00:10:43,697 --> 00:10:45,617
We have been shunned
by the whole neighborhood.

296
00:10:45,618 --> 00:10:46,338
That's ridiculous.

297
00:10:46,339 --> 00:10:49,119
All over some mild little gag you pulled?

298
00:10:49,749 --> 00:10:52,758
It was not mild.
There was an investig...

299
00:10:54,577 --> 00:10:56,123
Oh, I-I thought I heard someone.

300
00:10:56,124 --> 00:10:59,095
I guess it was just trees
tapping against the window.

301
00:10:59,476 --> 00:11:02,220
It's pretty creepy over here
in this rattly old house.

302
00:11:03,074 --> 00:11:05,124
Anyway, I'll probably
give it another 30 minutes,

303
00:11:05,125 --> 00:11:06,610
- then I'll see you at home.
- Okay.

304
00:11:06,611 --> 00:11:07,610
Bye.

305
00:11:08,930 --> 00:11:10,209
What are you laughing about?

306
00:11:10,210 --> 00:11:12,507
Oh, it's just your poor dad, you know.

307
00:11:13,038 --> 00:11:14,791
Your poor, dumb dad.

308
00:11:24,573 --> 00:11:26,053
I'll fill you in at the staff meeting

309
00:11:26,054 --> 00:11:29,103
after Keneally's done telling us
about his morning commute.

310
00:11:29,417 --> 00:11:31,830
That's hilarious!
You sound just like him.

311
00:11:31,831 --> 00:11:34,484
You are so doing that
at Christmas talent night.

312
00:11:34,485 --> 00:11:37,175
Dude, "rich girl," "Sara smile"...

313
00:11:37,176 --> 00:11:39,364
Then a "maneater" encore.

314
00:11:39,585 --> 00:11:41,827
It was scary how good they were.

315
00:11:41,906 --> 00:11:43,986
Close your eyes,
it could have been the real band.

316
00:11:44,473 --> 00:11:46,313
Yeah, he got lucky
in the football pool once,

317
00:11:46,314 --> 00:11:48,340
and now he wants to double the stakes.

318
00:11:48,341 --> 00:11:50,672
Oh, I'm so scared!

319
00:11:51,109 --> 00:11:52,367
Right?

320
00:11:53,365 --> 00:11:55,119
Well, this night was a bust.

321
00:11:55,176 --> 00:11:57,215
Not a single person even...

322
00:11:58,921 --> 00:12:00,946
Or did I speak too soon?

323
00:12:01,561 --> 00:12:04,692
Was someone in the mood
to be a bad little ghoul?

324
00:12:05,176 --> 00:12:07,907
Oh, Connie, I didn't mean you.

325
00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:11,315
I'm... hey, that's just...
that's just the divorce talking.

326
00:12:11,881 --> 00:12:13,107
Hang in there.

327
00:12:13,242 --> 00:12:14,339
Bye-bye.

328
00:12:25,789 --> 00:12:27,229
Well, someone decided to take a trip

329
00:12:27,230 --> 00:12:28,350
to fantasy island after all.

330
00:12:28,351 --> 00:12:30,591
Well, I'm tired of people
not noticing my new physique.

331
00:12:30,592 --> 00:12:32,592
If this doesn't work,
I'm breaking out the diaper

332
00:12:32,593 --> 00:12:34,473
and top hat and going
as baby new year! Hello.

333
00:12:34,474 --> 00:12:35,260
Oh, my God!

334
00:12:35,261 --> 00:12:37,700
John-John, is that you?

335
00:12:37,701 --> 00:12:39,933
- You look amazing.
- Thanks!

336
00:12:39,934 --> 00:12:42,016
That's what happens
when you lose 100 pounds.

337
00:12:42,017 --> 00:12:43,391
Oh, come on. What a...

338
00:12:43,392 --> 00:12:44,683
- Who wants to lift me?
- Me.

339
00:12:44,684 --> 00:12:47,186
- Come on.
- How could he have not called us?

340
00:12:47,187 --> 00:12:49,312
Oh, my God, he's as light as a feather.

341
00:12:49,329 --> 00:12:50,856
You know what?
I'm gonna go lift him

342
00:12:50,857 --> 00:12:53,335
- and shake him till his staples pop.
- Cam, stop!

343
00:12:53,336 --> 00:12:55,420
Just saying that we could
have caught those kids.

344
00:12:55,421 --> 00:12:57,224
What, and chase them around all night?

345
00:12:57,225 --> 00:13:00,580
I'm not a young man anymore,
as the world keeps pointing out.

346
00:13:00,581 --> 00:13:02,341
What did that waiter
just call you outside?

347
00:13:02,342 --> 00:13:03,827
Medieval knievel.

348
00:13:04,018 --> 00:13:05,381
That is hilarious.

349
00:13:05,382 --> 00:13:07,582
I love when people put
some thought into their outfit.

350
00:13:07,583 --> 00:13:09,152
Illegal alien, sugar daddy.

351
00:13:09,153 --> 00:13:10,487
Why do you say "illegal"?

352
00:13:10,488 --> 00:13:12,136
Because antennas are alien, and you're...

353
00:13:12,137 --> 00:13:13,653
What? Illegal?

354
00:13:13,654 --> 00:13:15,711
Because of the color of my skin?

355
00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:18,576
Why don't I dump
your baby in your gas tank?

356
00:13:18,577 --> 00:13:20,503
Gloria!
Uh, no hard feelings, please.

357
00:13:20,504 --> 00:13:22,179
Just enjoy the party, okay?

358
00:13:23,129 --> 00:13:24,741
First of all, relax.
We're at a party.

359
00:13:24,742 --> 00:13:27,068
Secondly, you've been deported twice.

360
00:13:27,069 --> 00:13:29,495
You're not allowed to be that defensive.

361
00:13:29,597 --> 00:13:31,404
What is it with me lately?

362
00:13:31,405 --> 00:13:33,304
Manny's right.
I'm such a hothead.

363
00:13:33,305 --> 00:13:35,283
It happens. You're pregnant.

364
00:13:36,073 --> 00:13:37,794
That's what it is, isn't it?

365
00:13:37,865 --> 00:13:41,324
It's the baby.
It's angry in there.

366
00:13:41,325 --> 00:13:42,606
- No!
- Yes!

367
00:13:42,607 --> 00:13:45,956
You just said it yourself.
I have changed.

368
00:13:45,957 --> 00:13:48,792
I have an angry baby inside of me
making me do bad things!

369
00:13:48,793 --> 00:13:50,540
It's just hormones.

370
00:13:50,541 --> 00:13:52,244
It's your mama bear instinct kicking in.

371
00:13:52,245 --> 00:13:54,172
And that's a good thing,
because that means

372
00:13:54,173 --> 00:13:56,952
you're gonna be
a great mom... again.

373
00:13:58,493 --> 00:13:59,472
Do you really think so?

374
00:13:59,473 --> 00:14:00,916
You got a lucky little kid in there.

375
00:14:00,917 --> 00:14:04,095
He's got a mom who's not gonna
let anyone harm him.

376
00:14:04,325 --> 00:14:05,407
Or her.

377
00:14:06,309 --> 00:14:07,511
Or... or him.

378
00:14:07,512 --> 00:14:08,986
- Trick-or-treat.
- Trick-or-treat.

379
00:14:13,697 --> 00:14:14,763
Go ahead.

380
00:14:14,977 --> 00:14:16,444
You better run!

381
00:14:19,121 --> 00:14:19,601
Oh, my gosh,

382
00:14:19,602 --> 00:14:21,602
is that the most precious thing
you've ever seen?

383
00:14:21,603 --> 00:14:22,839
Oh, my God.

384
00:14:23,565 --> 00:14:25,676
Do you know other princesses?

385
00:14:25,677 --> 00:14:27,072
Trust me. I know lots.

386
00:14:27,073 --> 00:14:28,229
Okay. Bedtime.

387
00:14:28,230 --> 00:14:29,656
Oh, no, it's not that late.

388
00:14:29,657 --> 00:14:32,406
Do you know my mom?
She's a princess.

389
00:14:32,407 --> 00:14:33,320
She's exhausted.

390
00:14:33,321 --> 00:14:35,160
She's not making sense.
She's so tired.

391
00:14:35,161 --> 00:14:36,712
Daddy, you told me!

392
00:14:36,713 --> 00:14:38,244
What is she talking about, Mitchell?

393
00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:40,549
My real mom. She is, right?

394
00:14:40,550 --> 00:14:42,911
Okay, I think we need
to have a little talk.

395
00:14:43,308 --> 00:14:45,369
Sam, do you notice how slim Cam's getting?

396
00:14:45,370 --> 00:14:47,716
Nice try.
I will be back for that answer.

397
00:14:52,009 --> 00:14:53,603
This isn't gonna work, Claire...

398
00:14:54,537 --> 00:14:55,891
'Cause I know you're here.

399
00:14:58,265 --> 00:14:59,971
What's the plan, anyway?

400
00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:02,019
You gonna pop out at me?

401
00:15:02,393 --> 00:15:04,313
It's gonna take more
than that to scare this...

402
00:15:04,314 --> 00:15:05,592
- Hello?!
- Hi!

403
00:15:05,724 --> 00:15:09,597
- Is the house still open?
- Oh, yes! Yes! I'll be right down.

404
00:15:09,598 --> 00:15:11,592
Claire, this is serious!
I have a job!

405
00:15:11,934 --> 00:15:13,294
Not that you don't.
You work 24/7

406
00:15:13,295 --> 00:15:15,415
and you don't get
half the appreciation you deserve.

407
00:15:15,416 --> 00:15:16,757
Can we talk about this later?

408
00:15:17,034 --> 00:15:19,196
As you potential buyers can see,

409
00:15:19,197 --> 00:15:21,593
this is a, uh, a beautiful home.

410
00:15:21,594 --> 00:15:23,674
- What's behind here?
- Oh, I wouldn't go in there!

411
00:15:24,292 --> 00:15:27,535
Unless you love formal dining rooms.

412
00:15:28,601 --> 00:15:30,401
- Honey, look at this.
- I'm in the kitchen.

413
00:15:30,402 --> 00:15:32,594
Oh, we should probably stay together.

414
00:15:32,785 --> 00:15:33,915
Come on, Sheila.

415
00:15:34,522 --> 00:15:36,482
- Phil, one question. Are these...
- Wait, wait.

416
00:15:36,483 --> 00:15:37,963
I just love to see people's reactions

417
00:15:37,964 --> 00:15:38,724
when I show them...

418
00:15:38,725 --> 00:15:41,583
so much storage.
What? It's crazy!

419
00:15:42,085 --> 00:15:43,765
I think you guys will find that this house

420
00:15:43,766 --> 00:15:47,013
is full of so many...
delightful surprises

421
00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:48,436
that you'll be happy here for...

422
00:15:48,437 --> 00:15:50,415
- Oh, my God!
- I don't know her!

423
00:15:50,565 --> 00:15:52,024
Is this the original tub?

424
00:15:52,025 --> 00:15:54,154
What?
Yes, it is.

425
00:15:54,155 --> 00:15:55,805
It is, uh, the original tub.

426
00:15:55,806 --> 00:15:58,094
Um, original fixtures, beveled mirror,

427
00:15:58,095 --> 00:15:59,796
just a-a huge stall shower

428
00:15:59,797 --> 00:16:01,968
if you guys would, uh,
want to have a party.

429
00:16:01,969 --> 00:16:03,179
I'm kidding, of course.

430
00:16:03,180 --> 00:16:06,727
But, um, just a house
with a real personality.

431
00:16:09,789 --> 00:16:11,319
We'll be right in, sweetie.

432
00:16:11,561 --> 00:16:13,561
We agreed to tell Lily
about her mother together,

433
00:16:13,562 --> 00:16:14,682
wearing calming earth tones,

434
00:16:14,683 --> 00:16:16,504
and we agreed to tell her the truth.

435
00:16:16,505 --> 00:16:18,785
I know, but haven't you ever
said something dumb to Lily

436
00:16:18,786 --> 00:16:20,226
that you wish she would just forget?

437
00:16:20,227 --> 00:16:22,388
This isn't about me.
Let's just fix this.

438
00:16:22,389 --> 00:16:24,254
Okay, great.
Although...

439
00:16:24,998 --> 00:16:26,838
The way you agreed
so quickly makes me wonder

440
00:16:26,839 --> 00:16:28,279
what sort of things you've told her.

441
00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:30,095
I may have told her her fibs kills birds.

442
00:16:30,373 --> 00:16:32,639
Wow. We're coming back to that one.

443
00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:35,176
Oh, hi, princess.

444
00:16:35,177 --> 00:16:37,536
Hey, Lil.
Could we talk to you for a second?

445
00:16:37,537 --> 00:16:38,798
Am I in trouble?

446
00:16:38,799 --> 00:16:41,593
Oh, gosh, no.
Of course not, sweetie.

447
00:16:41,935 --> 00:16:44,568
Um... well, do you remember
how we used to tell you

448
00:16:44,569 --> 00:16:46,780
there was a heaven
for all the flowers that die?

449
00:16:46,781 --> 00:16:47,953
What do you mean, "used to"?

450
00:16:47,954 --> 00:16:49,874
Sorry, I let it slip.
We'll deal with it later.

451
00:16:49,875 --> 00:16:51,197
How much are you not telling me?

452
00:16:51,198 --> 00:16:53,321
Why are you talking like this?

453
00:16:53,322 --> 00:16:54,602
Daddies took a little side trip.

454
00:16:54,603 --> 00:16:56,713
- Sorry, sweetie.
- Um, so sometimes, uh,

455
00:16:56,714 --> 00:16:58,874
we tell you things like
that to make you feel better.

456
00:16:58,875 --> 00:17:00,335
Mmhmm.

457
00:17:00,381 --> 00:17:03,149
And I might have done the same thing

458
00:17:03,150 --> 00:17:05,768
when I told you that
your mom is a princess.

459
00:17:06,814 --> 00:17:09,574
So she's not?

460
00:17:10,109 --> 00:17:11,440
Well, you know what?

461
00:17:11,441 --> 00:17:13,322
- She might be.
- She might be.

462
00:17:13,442 --> 00:17:15,174
But we can't know for sure, honey,

463
00:17:15,175 --> 00:17:18,830
because... well,
we don't know where she is

464
00:17:18,831 --> 00:17:21,389
or... what she's doing.

465
00:17:21,390 --> 00:17:22,590
B-but what...
what we do know

466
00:17:22,591 --> 00:17:24,711
- is that she loved you very, very much...
- Mm-hmm.

467
00:17:24,712 --> 00:17:26,672
And she knew that she
couldn't take care of you,

468
00:17:26,673 --> 00:17:28,493
so she made sure that you went

469
00:17:28,494 --> 00:17:31,175
with the most loving family
she could find.

470
00:17:31,902 --> 00:17:34,588
And that's how the three of us
became a family.

471
00:17:34,589 --> 00:17:36,263
Does that make sense, sweetie?

472
00:17:37,283 --> 00:17:39,015
Do you have any questions for us?

473
00:17:39,053 --> 00:17:42,523
Why did you say a fib and kill a bird?

474
00:17:45,329 --> 00:17:47,309
I noticed you walking
in with your wife earlier.

475
00:17:47,310 --> 00:17:48,169
She's stunning.

476
00:17:48,170 --> 00:17:50,010
You know my favorite part
of that compliment?

477
00:17:50,011 --> 00:17:51,011
You knew she was my wife.

478
00:17:51,012 --> 00:17:52,612
Half the world thinks she's my daughter.

479
00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:55,140
Well, if you ask me, she's a lucky girl.

480
00:17:55,141 --> 00:17:56,464
Bummer for me, though.

481
00:17:56,465 --> 00:17:58,800
Handsomest man in here, and he's taken.

482
00:17:58,801 --> 00:18:00,732
I'll bet you do all right with the boys.

483
00:18:01,826 --> 00:18:02,908
I do.

484
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:04,885
It's the men I'm interested in.

485
00:18:04,886 --> 00:18:06,806
You just put it all right
out there, don't you?

486
00:18:06,807 --> 00:18:09,223
I always try to hold
a little something back.

487
00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:11,565
Oh, my gosh.

488
00:18:11,566 --> 00:18:13,472
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Leave him.

489
00:18:13,473 --> 00:18:16,589
- No, but you know that's a...
- I know. He needs this. - Okay.

490
00:18:16,590 --> 00:18:18,948
- It was great meeting you, Jay.
- You, too, Sam.

491
00:18:18,949 --> 00:18:21,348
Wow! Looks like somebody
really likes you.

492
00:18:21,349 --> 00:18:22,936
What can I say? I still got it.

493
00:18:22,937 --> 00:18:25,297
I've been meaning to ask you...
have you lost some weight?

494
00:18:25,298 --> 00:18:27,416
- Because you look good.
- Wow, you have no idea

495
00:18:27,417 --> 00:18:29,020
what that means to hear from you, Jay.

496
00:18:29,021 --> 00:18:30,647
Uh, turn it that way.

497
00:18:30,709 --> 00:18:32,495
I thought this might cheer you up.

498
00:18:32,693 --> 00:18:34,800
Da plane! Da plane!

499
00:18:34,942 --> 00:18:36,567
- Baby girl!
- Ohh!

500
00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:38,775
Look you! You even
taught her the catchphrase.

501
00:18:38,776 --> 00:18:41,092
Yeah. Jay, have you seen
my new tattoo?

502
00:18:41,093 --> 00:18:43,053
...Be in touch.
Well, thanks so much for coming.

503
00:18:43,054 --> 00:18:44,179
- Yeah. Thanks.
- Okay.

504
00:18:49,017 --> 00:18:51,955
Okay, Claire, they're gone.
You can come out now.

505
00:18:53,656 --> 00:18:54,740
Claire?

506
00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:57,759
Honey, I'm sorry I said you weren't scary.

507
00:18:57,760 --> 00:18:59,363
It's been such a long day.

508
00:18:59,364 --> 00:19:01,182
Can we please just go home?

509
00:19:07,461 --> 00:19:10,304
All right.
I'm leaving without ya.

510
00:19:27,909 --> 00:19:31,904
So... this remote
you know how to use.

511
00:19:47,221 --> 00:19:47,772
Yes?

512
00:19:47,773 --> 00:19:49,191
Phil, where are you?

513
00:19:49,341 --> 00:19:51,639
Claire? Where are you?

514
00:19:51,773 --> 00:19:53,704
I came over to scare you,
 but then I heard you

515
00:19:53,705 --> 00:19:55,098
showing the house to that couple,

516
00:19:55,099 --> 00:19:56,724
so I got out of your way.

517
00:19:57,755 --> 00:19:58,668
Are you at home?

518
00:19:58,669 --> 00:20:00,631
Yeah.
I got here ten minutes ago.

519
00:20:00,718 --> 00:20:03,495
S-so... so you're saying...

520
00:20:04,045 --> 00:20:07,348
This call isn't coming
from inside the house?

521
00:20:07,349 --> 00:20:09,069
What are you talking about?
Just get home.

522
00:20:09,070 --> 00:20:10,424
The kids and I are hungry.

523
00:20:10,425 --> 00:20:11,694
Yeah, hurry up, dad.

524
00:20:11,695 --> 00:20:12,941
We miss you!

525
00:20:14,510 --> 00:20:15,991
Miss you, too, buddy.

526
00:20:53,429 --> 00:20:55,006
- Trick-or-treat!
- Aah!

527
00:20:58,116 --> 00:20:59,791
I wasn't really that scared.

528
00:21:03,382 --> 00:21:04,448
Okay.

529
00:21:12,061 --> 00:21:14,461
Hey, you never told me if
you hit those kids with that egg.

530
00:21:14,462 --> 00:21:15,584
They blended into the crowd,

531
00:21:15,585 --> 00:21:17,628
but there was a slow one with them.

532
00:21:17,629 --> 00:21:18,728
He couldn't run so fast,

533
00:21:18,729 --> 00:21:20,915
and I nailed him pretty good.

534
00:21:21,289 --> 00:21:23,620
I warned you.
Okay, Reuben.

535
00:21:23,621 --> 00:21:25,219
Where are your cool friends now?

536
00:21:25,220 --> 00:21:27,172
Not q-tipping your ear,
that's for sure.

537
00:21:27,173 --> 00:21:28,896
Okay, Reuben.

538
00:21:28,980 --> 00:21:30,819
This is why I never
hang out with cool kids.

539
00:21:30,820 --> 00:21:32,243
Yeah, you rejected them,

540
00:21:32,244 --> 00:21:33,444
shortly after you and your mom

541
00:21:33,445 --> 00:21:35,086
roller danced at the talent show.

542
00:21:35,087 --> 00:21:36,380
Oh... we were robbed.

543
00:21:36,381 --> 00:21:37,941
Couldn't have been the song you picked.

544
00:21:37,942 --> 00:21:39,523
"Wing beneath my w... " ow!

545
00:21:39,723 --> 00:21:47,423
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546
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:51,094
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