天啊，你在咳 Oh, my God, you're, like, coughing.
-我挺喜歡 -對，我喜歡 - I actually like it. - Yeah, I like it.
這是關於拍照日的宣佈 This is an announcement about Picture Day.
一年級生九點半拍照 Freshmen class portraits at 9:30.
二年級十點半開始
三年級在午餐時間拍照 Juniors will be during lunch.
無難度 That wasn't hard.
收聲啦，死仔 Shut up, bitch.
你收聲 You shut up.
好了，老友 Feel like a man.
你似個巨人 Like a giant.
準備爆炸！ Cherry bomb!
梳？ Comb?
鏡？梳？不要？ Mirror? Comb? No?
要鏡嗎？ Mirror?
梳？ Comb?
衝啊！ - Bonzai! - Oh!
滾開，死仔 Fuck off, asshole.
我要 - Ugh! - I'll take it.
你叫甚麼名字？ So what's your name?
很健談，我喜歡 Talkative. I like that.
你今天好嗎？ How's your day going?
很好 Yeah.
今晚一起吃飯？ Dinner tonight?
你約我去街？ Are you asking me out?
是啊 Yes.
我不會跟你約會，你才十二歲 I'm not going on a date with you. You're 12.
你真幽默，我十五歲 You're funny. I'm 15.
你幾歲？ How old are you?
你不應該問 You're not supposed to ask that.
你不該問一個女孩子幾歲 You're not supposed to ask a girl how old she is.
討厭 Annoying.
沒錯，那對我不重要 You're right, it doesn't matter to me.
你怎樣有錢埋單？ How are you gonna pay for dinner?
若我答應去吃晚飯，你怎有錢埋單？ If I say yes and we go on a date for dinner, how are you gonna pay?
你甚麼都說兩次 You say everything twice.
-我沒有甚麼都説兩次 -你有 - I don't say everything twice. - You do. You do.
「甚麼都説兩次」，甚麼意思？ What is this, "Say everything twice"?
說啊，你哪有錢？ Come on. How are you gonna pay?
你有去看電影嗎？ Do you go to the movies?
我當然有看 Of course I go to the movies.
看過《同檐下》嗎？ Did you see Under One Roof?
看過 Yeah.
你眼前的就是東尼 You're looking at Tony.
戲裡有一堆孩子，我不記得甚麼東尼 There's, like, a million kids in that movie. I don't know a Tony.
我是想約你吃飯，不是要談工作 I want you to have dinner with me, not my work.
我不是想吹噓，是你問我哪有錢付的 I'm not trying to brag, but you did ask how I was gonna pay for dinner.
你果然是演員，典型演員 You're such an actor. You're such an actor.
還拍過甚麼？ What else have you been in?
-《鬼屋》 -沒看過 - This House is Haunted. - No.
-《兩牀兩浴》 -沒看過 - Two Beds, Two Baths. - Mmm-mmm.
我在清談騷做過三段趣劇 I've done three sketches on The Merv Griffin Show.
-你看過我上… -好了 Did you ever see me on the...
別複述整份履歷，太自大 All right. Don't list your whole resume, it's braggy.
我不會和你約會，老兄 你才十五歲 I'm not going on a date with you, man. You're 15.
「老兄」 "Man."
我喜歡 I like that.
我改口叫「細路」？ "Kid," how about that?
我不會和你約會，細路 你才十五歲 I'm not going on a date with you, "kid." You're 15.
別說是約會，不是約會 Don't call it a date. It's not a date.
就來打個招呼 Just come say hello.
我喜歡你的打扮，喜歡跟你説話 I like the way you look. I like talking with you.
你住在哪裡？ Where do you live?
恩西諾 Encino.
恩西諾？我也是，恩西諾哪裡？ Encino? I live in Encino. Where in Encino?
哈特拉斯街 On Hatteras.
哈特拉斯街幾號？ - Hatteras and what? - Ugh. Creep.
變態，「哈特拉斯街幾號？ 哈特拉斯街幾號？」 "Hatteras and what? Hatteras and what?"
我才不會說，變態佬 I'm not telling you where I live, creep. Come on.
-好心你 -我今晚會去雞尾餐廳 - I'll be at the Tail o' the Cock tonight. - I don't care where you'll be.
我不想知你去哪
-我逢星期四都去吃晚餐 -我不想知你吃甚麼 I go there every Thursday for dinner.
等等，你父母呢？ I don't care where you eat. Wait, where are your parents
-當你去吃飯時 -他們在工作 - while all this is happening? - They're working.
他們在工作，你就來打個招呼 They're working. Just come say hi.
收聲啦 Just shut up.
我跟你說我的行程 I'll tell you what I'm doing.
我大約六點半帶弟弟格雷去食雪糕 I take my brother Greg to Tastee-Freez around 6:30,
他七點半就去睡 he's in bed by 7:30.
你老遠從恩西諾 去雞尾餐廳吃晚飯？ Wait, you go all the way from Encino to Tail o' the Cock for dinner?
我住在謝爾曼奧克斯 I live in Sherman Oaks.
不是吧 Oh, come on.
我六點半帶弟弟格雷去食雪糕 他七點半睡覺 I take my brother Greg to Tastee-Freez around 6:30, he's in bed by 7:30.
我去附近的雞尾餐廳吃晚飯 I slip around the corner to Tail o' the Cock for my dinner.
到時我會在那裡，我不是要給你壓力 That's where I'll be. I'm not trying to pressure you.
你在施壓，真的 你就是 You are pressuring me. You are. That's what you're doing.
若你想來打招呼，若配合到你行程… If you wanna come and say hello, if it's convenient within your plans,
我很想見到你 I'd love to see you.
「配合到我行程」？ "Convenient within my plans"?
你就丟下弟弟一個人？他幾歲？ Wait, you leave your brother alone? How old is he?
他八歲…九歲 He's eight. He's nine.
你真搞笑 You're hilarious.
你的故事前文不對後理 You can't even keep your own stories straight.
你是甚麼人？你是年輕版… What are you? You're like a little...
歌王羅伯特高勒特、甸馬田之類？ Robert Goulet, Dean Martin or something.
-你是哪裡人？ -謝爾曼奧克斯 - Where do you come from? - Sherman Oaks.
謝爾曼奧克斯 Ha! Sherman Oaks.
-嗨，艾拉娜 -嗨，仙迪 - Hi, Alana. - Hi, Cindy.
你知這裡有個電影大明星嗎？ Did you know we got a big movie star here?
加里華倫泰 Gary Valentine.
你姓華倫泰？ Your name is Valentine?
華倫泰 Valentine.
我該問你拿簽名嗎？ Should I get an autograph?
算了吧 Don't bother.
我一直都在這裡 I've been right here the whole time.
我感覺是注定要認識你，艾拉娜 I get this feeling I was meant to know you, Alana.
你知我二十五歲吧？ You know I'm 25, right?
我可以和你做朋友 但不可做女友，犯法的 I can be your friend but I can't be your girlfriend. That's illegal.
你給我希望 - You give me hope. - Shut up.
-閉嘴 -命運讓我倆相遇 This is fate that brought us together.
-是命中注定 -閉嘴 - This is fate. - Shut up.
卡 Card.
-這裡，好，喂 -我想和你去街 - Right here. Okay. - I mean, I'm trying - to spend my time with you. - Oi, oi.
-真的那麼差嗎？ -停，別這樣 - Is that bad? - Stop, stop that. Oi.
雙腳轉過來，別低頭 向上望，向上 Turn your legs around. Not too down, so look up, look up. Uh...
嘴合上一點 Close your mouth just a little bit.
露一點牙齒，就一點 Just see a little bit of teeth. Little bit of teeth. Little bit of teeth.
像隻老虎一樣…走吧 Go on, like a tiger. Off it. Go.
下一位 Next. Next.
我怎麼從沒見過你？怎會沒見過？ How have I never seen you before? How have we never met?
別那麼多口水，小騙子 Stop talking so much, slimy.
再說吧，我不肯定，但我會考慮 We'll see. I doubt it, but we'll see.
我要回去工作，你要回去上課 Now I gotta get back to work and you have to get back to class.
別再用時間做藉口，這是命中注定 Stop using time as an excuse, Alana. Our roads took us here.
別再扮哲學家，愛因斯坦 Stop sounding like a philosophy guy,
或許晚點再見吧 Albert Einstein. Maybe I'll see you later.
我晚點不會去見你 I'm not gonna see you later.
下巴抬高些，蘿拉 Put your chin up just a little bit like that, Laura.
抬高下巴，抬高 Chin up, chin up.
（丘比特 熱狗和冷飲）
-嘿，加里、格雷 -嘿 - Hey, Gary. Hey, Greg. - Hey.
我遇到將來要娶的女孩了，格雷 I met the girl I'm gonna marry one day, Greg.
是嗎？ Oh, yeah?
你會做我的伴郎 And you're gonna be my best man.
So, two down and Garvey the batter.
若要找我，我會在雞尾餐廳 I'll be at the Tail o' the Cock if you need me.
愛你，雷仔 Love you, Greggo.
我也愛你 Love you, too.
Steve finished the regular season with 111 RBIs,
three more than Jimmy Wynn.
Sixth inning with the Dodgers leading two to nothing.
Two runs, three hits, and no errors.
Remember, there are still tickets available
for Tuesday's game.
You can get them today
at the Dodgers ticket office on Stadium Way.
And the pitch is high, ball one.
別像變態佬一樣，拜託 Don't be creepy, please.
Foul ball up the middle.
別眼甘甘看著我好嗎？ Will you stop with the googly eyes?
不好意思，唐 Excuse me, Don.
要兩杯可樂？ Can I have two Cokes?
好，加里，收到 Sure, Gary, you got it.
謝謝 Thank you.
停啊 Stop.
甚麼？ What?
我聽到你的呼吸聲 I can hear you breathing.
停啊 Stop.
-呼吸？ -是啊 - Breathing? - Yes.
艾拉娜，你人生有甚麼計劃？ So, Alana, what are your plans?
我不知道 I don't know.
你的未來會怎樣？ What's your future look like?
我不知道 I don't know.
喜歡在小趾攝影館工作嗎？ How do you like working at Tiny Toes?
我討厭在小趾攝影館工作 I hate working at Tiny Toes.
你該自己做生意 You should start your own business.
我該做甚麼生意？ What business should I be in?
我不知道，你喜歡甚麼？ I don't know. What do you like?
我不知道 I don't know.
你是個演員，你該做演員 You're an actress. You should be an actress.
那你怎樣成為大演員的？ So how'd you become such a hotshot actor?
我天生會表演，那是我的感召 I'm a showman. - It's my calling. - Ugh.
我不懂做別的事，注定做這一行 I don't know how to do anything else. It's what I'm meant to do.
自我小時候… I mean, ever since I was a kid, I've been
-便一直唱歌跳舞 -不是吧 - a song and dance man. - Come on.
自你小時候？ Ever since you were a kid?
唱歌跳舞？ Song and dance man?
你父母呢？ Where are your parents?
我媽媽為我工作 - My mom works for me. - Oh, of course she does.
-噢，當然了 -她真的是 - Yes, she does. - That makes sense.
-很合理 -在我的公關公司 In my public relations company.
在你的公關公司？ In your public relations company?
-因為是你開的？ -是 - Because you have that? - Yes.
-你還是個演員 -沒錯 - And you're an actor. - Yes.
你也是個特務吧？ And you're a secret agent too?
不，我不是特務，很幽默 Well, no, I'm not a secret agent. That's funny.
你在開玩笑嗎？ Are you joking?
不，我不是 Well, no, I'm not.
真是不得了 That's a lot.
總之很複雜 Gets complicated.
我肯定是 I'm sure.
忙完一切還要做數學功課 And all that math homework you have to do after everything.
我媽正在拉斯維加斯 處理莊園酒店的事 My mom's in Las Vegas right now taking care of the Hacienda Hotel,
所以把我留在這裡 which leaves me back here.
-我們為雞尾餐廳和查德尼餐廳做公關 -我喜歡查德尼餐廳 We do PR for Tail o' the Cock and Chadney's. I like Chadney's.
-你喜歡查德尼餐廳？ -是啊 - You like Chadney's? - Yeah.
你喜歡日本菜嗎？ Do you like Japanese food?
我不太知道那是甚麼 I don't really know what that is.
天皇餐廳？ The Mikado?
下次我帶你去天皇餐廳 I'm taking you to The Mikado next time.
下次？ Next time?
是啊 Yeah.
那裡的食物很好吃 The food's magnificent.
你真貼心，加里 You're sweet, Gary.
到你十六歲，你會在豪宅裡當闊少爺 You're gonna be rich in a mansion by the time you're 16.
我則會在這裡… I'm gonna be here
到三十歲時，仍為孩子們拍校刊照片 taking photos of kids for their yearbooks when I'm 30.
你絕對不會記得我 You're never gonna remember me.
我不會忘記你的 I'm not gonna forget you.
就像你不會忘記我一樣 Just like you're not gonna forget me.
若我問你拿電話號碼，你會給嗎？ If I ask for your phone number, would you give it to me?
我為何要給你電話號碼？ Why should I give you my phone number?
讓我可以打給你 So I can call you.
我不知道，加里 I don't know, Gary.
為甚麼不給？ Why not?
你怎記得住？ How are you gonna remember it?
才七個數字 It's only seven numbers.
758-4686 7584686 758-4686.
-756-4686 -你已經記錯了 - 756-4686. - You already got it wrong.
758-4686 7584686 758-4686.
好了，大諧星 All right, Don Rickles.
別常常打來，好嗎？ Don't call me all the time. Okay?
我們不是男女朋友，記住 We're not boyfriend and girlfriend. Remember that.
我們是…你知道的 We're... You know.
我知道 I know.
-嗨，爸爸 -哇，等等 - Hi, Dad. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
怎麼回事？ What's up?
-甚麼？ -怎麼回事？ - What? - What's going on?
沒事 Nothing.
現在幾點了？ What time is it now?
十點 10:00.
你做了甚麼？ What'd you do?
我今早說過了 I told you what I was gonna do this morning.
即是甚麼？ What?
跟麗莎吃晚飯 Go to dinner with Lisa.
-麗莎？ -是啊 Lisa - Lisa? - Yeah.
麗莎是誰？ Who the fuck is Lisa?
爸，你認識麗莎的 Dad, you know Lisa.
麗莎？ Lisa?
-對，是攝影館的同事 -我不認識麗莎 Yeah, she works with me - at Tiny Toes. - I don't know Lisa.
-甚麼？ -真的 - What? - Yes.
你去了哪？ Where were you?
為何穿成那樣？去了約會？ Why are you dressed like that? Were you on a date?
看來約會很漫長啊 Looks like it was a long date.
滾出我房，艾絲 Get out of my room, Este.
「他叫謝利姆弗克」 "His name is Jerome H. Frick.
「朋友都叫他謝利 他那美麗的年輕妻子叫美櫻子」 His friends know him simply as Jerry, and his attractive young wife as Mioko.
「他們新開的天皇餐廳」 Their new restaurant Mikado
「是間出色的餐廳，主打日本菜」 is a delightful dinery featuring foods of Japan,
「味道相當地道」 and it should be quite authentic,
「因為謝利在東京開了十五年餐廳」 for Jerry had a restaurant some 15 years in Tokyo.
「全體員工，除了謝利，都是日本人」 The entire staff, with the exception of Jerry, is Japanese,
「還有那些娃娃般的女侍應 都穿着色彩繽紛的和服」 and those 'little doll' waitresses are dressed fittingly in colorful kimonos.
「去嚐嚐吧」 Give it a try,
「你們定會吃得高興」 we think you'll be delighted."
-噢，太棒了，安妮坦 -那就好 - Oh, that's wonderful, Anita. - Oh, fantastic.
當然了，很棒 Oh, of course. - It's just wonderful. - Oh.
-謝謝 -不客氣 - Thank you. - Of course.
我們該提一下環境寧靜嗎？ Uh, do you think we should mention something about the serenity, though?
寧靜雅緻？ - Hmm. - The pleasant quiet?
是的，我也希望夠篇幅介紹一切 Yes, and I wish that we had space to include everything
因為那是一間很美的餐廳 because it's such a beautiful restaurant,
但如果只能選一樣… but if we choose one thing...
Right.
好吧，那麼… Okay. Let's just...
美櫻子… Oh, Mioko,
你認為如何？ how you think of this?
覺得這篇報紙文稿如何？ What do you think of item for newspaper?
噢，小櫻 Oh, oh, Yoko-san.
文中沒提到菜式 I think the cuisine is not mentioned.
-她想知有沒有提到菜式 -噢 - Oh. - She's wondering if we mentioned the cuisine.
Of co... Uh...
-菜式？ -是啊 - The cuisine? - Yeah. Mmm-hmm.
我們好像談過了，不是嗎？ I think we did talk about that, didn't we?
我有早期的文稿 I might... I have an earlier draft.
這裡 Here it is.
「提供日本前菜的專門菜單」 "There is a complete roster of Japanese appetizers available
「配搭美國或日本的美酒」 while sipping American or Japanese spirits.
「勇於嚐新的人可試試刺身」 For the daring, sashimi is offered.
「但別擔心，餐廳也有多款美式菜」 But don't worry, there are many American dishes too.
「天皇餐廳是老饕及大眾的上佳選擇」 Mikado is for the gourmet and the non-gourmet alike."
你覺得這篇如何？ What you think of that?
談菜式比女侍應好多了，謝謝 Much better talking about the cuisine than the waitresses. Thank you.
好極，我會注意這點 Oh, fantastic. I will make a note of that.
-好 -我們會發這篇去報館 - Sure. - That's what we'll send to the paper.
多謝兩位… Thank you so much
-來到加加公關 -非常感激，安妮坦 for coming in to G and G Agency. Really appreciate it, Anita.
多謝你 - Thank you so much. - Mmm-hmm.
不客氣 - Arigato. - Of course.
7:20 with Charlie Tuna.
I'll make that call to the girl selected by a computer...
有件事… - So... - ...as the most
恐怕你會生我的氣 I'm afraid you're gonna be upset with me.
我不能帶你去紐約上《謝利清談騷》 I can't take you to New York for The Jerry Best Show.
我必須去拉斯維加斯 I have to go to Las Vegas.
-我沒生氣 -沒有？ - I'm not upset. - No?
沒有，那有何不好？ No. Why is that bad?
你沒父母或監護人陪同不能去紐約 Well, you can't go to New York without a parent or a guardian.
沒伴護不能去巡迴宣傳 They're not gonna let you do the press tour without a chaperone.
漢堡扒很好吃，你的雞怎樣？ The Salisbury steak is delicious. How's the chicken?
很美味 Delicious.
不好意思，先生 要再喝點甚麼嗎？ Excuse me, sir, could I offer you another beverage?
甚麼？ I beg your pardon?
要再喝點甚麼嗎？ Can I get you something else to drink?
你叫甚麼名字？ What's your name?
布蘭達 Um, it's Brenda.
布蘭達 Brenda - Brenda. - Mmm-hmm.
很美的名字 That's a beautiful name.
要兩杯可樂，布蘭達 I'll take two Cokes, Brenda.
好的 Okay.
你是演員之一？ Are you one of the actors?
是，我是 Yes, I am.
Hola.
Como esta?
我是蘭斯 - I'm Lance. - Hi.
嗨
我叫艾拉娜 Alana - Me llamo Alana. - Alana.
艾拉娜
Bien. Bien.
-嘿，加里 -蘭斯 - Hey, Gar. - Lance.
經濟艙還好嗎？飛得挺穩，對吧？ How's things back here? - Pretty smooth ride, right? - Mmm-hmm.
我未坐過這架機 Never flown this bird before.
你午餐吃了甚麼？ What'd you have for lunch?
漢堡扒 Salisbury steak.
我吃了雞 I had the chicken.
經濟艙也有扒？好極 They did have steak back here? Good, good.
好吧…幸會了，艾拉娜，停機坪見 All right. Well, hey, very nice to meet you, Alana. I'll see you on the tarmac.
幸會 Charmed.
超火辣的監護人，加里，很不錯 Wow, super-hot chaperone, Gar. Nice one.
那是我朋友，你想都別想 That's my friend, don't think about that.
老友，你講笑吧？我個腦不斷想起她 Oh, man, are you kidding? My mind's racing, doing circles around that track.
哈囉，男孩們 Hello, boys.
-嘿，露絲 -嗨，露絲 - Hey, Lucy. - Hi, Lucy.
嘿，馬克，你好嗎？ Hey, Mark, how ya doing?
很好，你好嗎？ Good. How are you?
-嘿，添 -嘿，露絲 - Hey, Tim. - Hey, Lucy.
哈羅德 Harold.
我叫亨利，你知道嗎？ My name's Henry. you know?
-你好嗎，露絲？ -嘿，蘭斯 - How ya doing, Lucy? - Hey, Lance.
還有華倫泰，別又整蠱作怪 And, Valentine, don't. Just don't in here.
那是甚麼？「V」？ 代表「陰道」？ What's that? What is that? V? Is that for "vagina"?
為何做這個手勢？為何個個都做？ Why are you doing that? Why do people keep doing that?
和平與愛，寶貝 Peace and love, baby.
閉嘴吧，小混蛋 Oh, shut it, you little shit.
別再搞笑，在台上別亂來 Now, cut the comedy. Don't be an ass out there.
祝表演順利，各位 Good show, everybody.
-謝謝，露絲 -謝謝，露絲 - Thank you, Lucy. - Thank you, Lucy.
寶貝，別失禮媽咪，玩得開心點 Sweetheart, do not embarrass Mommy, okay? Have fun.
祝表演順利 Break legs.
看我表演，我會給你打暗號 Watch for me on stage. I'll send you a signal.
專門為你講個笑話 I'll make a joke just for you.
好吧 - Okay. - Straight ahead.
她連停都不停 She's not even stopping.
繼續前行上舞台 Keep going straight ahead to the stage.
轉右 To the right.
露絲，我想告訴你 我們很高興你今晚到訪 Lucy, I wanna tell you how much we enjoyed your visit tonight.
你走之前，我希望觀眾見見 那十八位非凡的孩子 Before you go, I'd like the audience to meet those wonderful 18 children...
-好極 -他們有份出演《同檐下》 Wonderful. ...who played the kids in Under One Roof.
他們定會很高興 I think they'd like that.
-他們在後面？ -是 - Are they back here? - Yes.
他們來了！ And here they are!
起床了 Rise and shine.
我們每天清早便起床 ♪ 每天早晨 我们迎着阳光 ♪ ♪ We rise And shine every morning ♪
♪ 早早起床 ♪ ♪ Bright and early ♪
若想睡到中午便去別處吧 ♪ 不欢迎赖床到中午的懒虫 ♪ ♪ Go somewhere else If you want to sleep Till noon ♪
騎單車、溜冰、打保齡和約會 ♪ 骑着自行车 踩着轮滑 去打保龄球 去约会 ♪ ♪ Bicycle riding and skating And bowling and dating ♪
結他聲好像有點走調 ♪ 吉他的声音也跟不上 我们的步伐 ♪ ♪ The sound of guitars Not quite in tune ♪
有時候我們的生活平平無奇 ♪ 有时感觉我们像是在这里转啊转 ♪ ♪ Sometimes it seems like We're going 'round In circles ♪
被每天的瑣事煩擾 ♪ 对每一件小事念念不忘 ♪ ♪ And we get hung up On every little thing ♪
收拾玩具、整理床鋪、掛斷電話 ♪ 整理玩具 收拾床铺 ♪ ♪ Pick up your toys Make your bed ♪
♪ 挂掉电话 ♪ ♪ Off the telephone ♪
為何他們都像孩童一樣？ ♪ 大家为什么都像小孩一样 ♪ ♪ Why do they act Just like children? ♪
這花園充滿吵鬧的孩童 ♪ 花园里的花朵喧闹起来 ♪ ♪ It's a garden that's full Of noisy flowers ♪
他們都是你的 ♪ 这些都是你的 ♪ ♪ And they're all yours ♪
我的 ♪ 我的 ♪ ♪ Mine ♪
我們的孩子 ♪ 我们的 ♪ ♪ And ours ♪
生活像顆球，要有幹勁才能踢動 ♪ 人生就像弹球 你得蹦来蹦去 ♪ ♪ Life is a ball if you have The bounce to live it ♪
像根甜酸參半的棒棒糖 ♪ 就像棒棒糖 有酸也有甜 ♪ ♪ A lollipop any flavor Sweet or sour ♪
我是他的監護人 I'm his chaperone.
♪ 但不能只求索取不求付出 ♪ ♪ But you can't take Without giving That's all part of living ♪ 但生活要付出才有收穫
有愛必須分享 他們是大家的孩子！ ♪ 爱要分享才能欢乐满堂 ♪ ♪ For love is to share ♪
♪ 这是你的 我的 我们的 ♪ ♪ It's yours! It's mine! It's ours! ♪
我是他的監護人 - I'm his chaperone. - Shh!
就像艘越洋回家的船 ♪ 就像军舰驶向家的港湾 ♪ ♪ Just like a ship sailing home Across the ocean ♪
有些日子很平靜，但有時也有波折 ♪ 风平浪静的天际也可能一下变脸 ♪ ♪ Some days are calm But you know when It gets rough ♪
它需要所有人… ♪ 只有我们聚在一起 ♪ ♪ It's gonna take everybody ♪
在甲板同心協力 ♪ 同心协力 ♪ ♪ All hands on deck ♪
我們合作便能渡過難關 ♪ 才能征服困难 ♪ ♪ If we work together We'll make it ♪
路上會有陽光或驟雨 ♪ 阳光 雨露 欢乐满堂 ♪ ♪ On the way There'll be sunshine There'll be showers ♪
而且還會有你… ♪ 这是你的 ♪ ♪ And there'll be yours ♪
有我和… ♪ 我的 ♪ ♪ Mine ♪
大家！ ♪ 大家一起来 ♪ ♪ And everybody! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! ♪
路上有你 ♪ 这是你的 ♪ ♪ And there'll be yours ♪
有我 ♪ 我的 ♪ ♪ Mine ♪
和我們 ♪ 我们的 ♪ ♪ And ours ♪
蘭斯，在荷里活順利嗎？ Lance, how's things in Hollywood for you?
很順利，謝利 Oh, things are going real well, Jerry.
我在NBC的劇客串 與佐治畢柏同場 I just did a guest spot on Banacek with George Peppard for NBC.
佐治畢柏，那太棒了 George Peppard. That's great, that's great.
-謝謝 -你呢，加里？ - Thank you. - How about you, Gary?
上星期我上了《三條女》 Well, last week I did Three Beavers.
《三滴淚》？ Leave it to Beaver?
《三條女》 Three Beavers.
嗨，你叫甚麼名字？ Hi, what's your name?
多謝你問我，謝利 Thank you for asking, Jerry.
-離譜 -我叫瑪戈 - Boo. - My name is Margo.
嗨，瑪戈 Hi, Margo.
-你來了，我的… -你個死仔！ - Oh, there you are, my... - You little shit!
-死豆釘 -我做了甚麼？ - You little prick. - What'd I do?
你自以為好搞笑？以為很好笑？ You think you're funny, huh? You think you're funny?
-在幾百萬人面前羞辱我 -露絲！等等 - Humiliating me in front of millions. - Lucy! Wait.
-放開我 -他們是我的影迷 - Let me go. - These are my fans.
你不能這樣對我 You cannot treat me like this.
你玩完了，我要殺了你 This is the end for you. I'm coming to get you.
寶貝，你還好嗎？ Oh, baby, are you okay?
-她看來不太高興 -你還好嗎？ - She didn't seem too happy. - Are you okay?
-沒錯，她一直都那樣？ -不要緊的 - No. - It's okay. Is she like that all the time?
基本上都是 More or less, yeah.
你還好嗎？ How are you doing?
-很好 -好極 - Good. - Good.
好了，我該去換掉睡衣 All right, I should go get out of these pajamas.
-好 -待會見 - Okay. - I'll see you.
拜 Bye.
-謝謝，威廉 -謝謝，維克 - Thank you, William. - Thanks, Vic.
直落樓梯，小子 Right down the stairs, young man.
加里？ Gary?
-加里華倫泰 -維克 Gary Valentine - Vic - Gary Valentine. - Vic.
-很高興見到你，最近怎樣？ -你好 - Nice to see you. - Nice to see you. What've you been up to, man?
我去了紐約宣傳《同檐下》 上了《謝利清談騷》 I was in New York on a PR trip for Under One Roof. The Jerry Best Show.
-厲害 -天啊，你長大了 - Oh, yeah. - Oh, my God, you're huge.
-嗨，姬兒 -哇 - Oh, hi, Gale. - Wow.
-加里，你真的長大了很多 -很高興見到你 - Gary. - Nice to see you. You've really grown a lot, huh?
-是啊 -好極，你一定有吃蔬菜 - Yeah. - Good, you've been eating your vegetables.
開始 And action.
你可這樣穿 西爾斯的新10合1西裝 You can wear the new Sears 10-in-1 suit this way.
或這樣 Or this way.
或試試全新西裝背心穿法 另有七種穿搭方式 Or try this all-new vest suit look. Or seven other ways.
非常好，你仍演得很好 Perfect, man, you still got it.
謝謝，加里，非常感謝 謝謝你來 Thank you, Gary. Really appreciate it.
你最近怎樣？ - Thanks for coming in. - How ya doing?
很好，離了婚 但減了肥，所以很不錯 Good. Divorced, but, uh... - Can we have him read this? - ...losing weight, so...
噢 - Thank you. - ...very nice. Oh.
-你看來很精神 -謝謝 - Well, you look great. - Thank you.
即席唸對白？ How about a, uh, cold read?
沒問題，來吧 Sure, let's do it.
開始 And action.
「我的臉…」 "My face is a..."
-對不起，重來？ -好 Sorry. Can I do it one more time?
「我的…」 - Sure. - "My fa..."
「我的臉長滿暗瘡，不知怎辦」 "My face is a pimply mess and I don't know what to do."
停，非常好！ Cut. Fantabulous!
-你仍很不錯，很棒 -謝謝，維克 - You still got it, man. - Thank you. Thanks, Vic. - Really terrific. - All right.
-謝謝，加里 -很高興見到各位 - Thanks, Gary. - It was good to see you guys.
-很高興見到你 -拜拜，加里 - Great to see you. - Bye, Gary.
-拜拜，加里 -拜拜，各位 - Bye, Gary. - Bye, you guys.
Mr. Clean Man Show
with special guest brings a super soulful group
to the Earth in PV this Tuesday.
Move to Mr. Clean Tuesday at Earth.
Call 262-0797.
好味 - Yum. - Mmm.
What you're listening to
is Todd Rundgren's new album.
Now if you have a pair of headphones,
you better get 'em out and get 'em cranked up
'cause they're really gonna help.
- Something? - Anything? written, performed
and produced by Todd Rundgren,
now on Bearsville Records,
wherever tapes and records are sold.
Do you have sinus spray?
媽，你想在車裡吃漢堡 還是回家吃？ Mom, do you wanna eat the burgers in the car or at home?
Oh, you must mean Sine-Off?
- Mmm. - Exactly.
你想回家？ Do you wanna go home?
回家吧 Let's go home.
媽媽該怎樣做？跟孩子們一起睡？ What should Mom do? Sleep with the kids?
拒絕哈莉達？ 還是確保他們各自有睡袋？ Tell Henrietta no? Or make sure they all have their own sleeping bags?
「確保他們都…」 "Make sure they all have
-「各自有睡袋」 -你十三歲的女兒… - their own sleeping bags." - Your 13-year-old daughter
想請男、女同學一起開睡衣派對 媽媽該怎辦，米克？ wants to have a co-ed slumber party. What should Mom do, Mike?
不用多想，拒絕哈莉達… No question in my mind. Tell Henrietta no.
Provide separate rooms, uh-uh.
Tell Henrietta no. That's, that's...
Mike would say, "Henrietta, no." Sheri?
I would love to sleep with the kids,
but I think as long as she's only 13, I agree.
We agree. I would tell her no. No, no slumber parties.
All right, Sheri agrees with Mike.
It's a good thing
that you agreed with me on that one.
喂？ Hello?
艾拉娜在嗎？ Is Alana there?
在，你是誰？ Yeah. Who's this?
蘭斯 Lance.
好，請等等 Yeah, hold on one second.
艾拉娜，是蘭斯 Alana, it's Lance.
I believe that you should provide separate rooms.
I don't think you should call the party off, or...
喂？ Hello?
蘭斯？ Lance?
喂？ Hello?
Well, they might try something.
你聽到嗎？ Can you hear me?
If you're gonna be there to stop them...
If you're a good parent, and you're watching...
我聽到呼吸聲 I can hear someone breathing.
All right, Chuck,
that's not exactly agreeing with them, but...
"Provide separate rooms."
Marina, do you agree with Chuck?
No, this is where we start again.
We always disagree.
I'm going to tell
Henrietta no. I think she's too young.
And I wouldn't even let her have a girl sleeping...
電話在響 The phone's ringing.
I don't agree with him. I agree with him.
I don't care if she knows...
So Marina says,
"No. No co-ed slumber party." Louis?
Well, I think I'd provide separate rooms.
No, you just can't.
You tell Henrietta no. She's too young.
Okay, Louis. Provide separate rooms.
Louis says provide separate rooms. Tracy?
I'd tell Henrietta no because she's too young.
Mike and Sheri were the only couple
who agrees with telling Henrietta no.
Not one of you had said, suggested sleeping with the kids.
♪ 阿门 ♪ ♪ Amen ♪
很好 Nice.
蘭斯… Lance...
準備好吃美味晚餐了？ are you ready for nice dinner?
-準備好，再次多謝邀請我 -很好 - Very ready. - Good.
Thank you for having me again.
好極 Wonderful.
準備好以哈拉麵包唸祝文嗎？ Are you ready to do a berakhah on the challah?
哇，謝謝 Oh, wow, thank you. Uh,
可惜恕我拒絕，我是無神論者 however, I must respectfully refuse. I'm an atheist.
你是猶太人 You're Jewish.
對，沒錯 Well, you're certainly right.
我出生時是猶太教 但我的人生路引領我走向無神論 I was born into Judaism, but my personal path has led me to atheism.
眼見世界這麽多苦難，我無法相信有神 You see, I just can't believe there's a God when I see all the suffering in the world.
越南…你明白嗎？ Vietnam, you know?
所以恕我拒絕 我無法唸祝文，但謝謝你 So, with all due respect, no, sir. I can't do the blessing, but thank you.
你條賓周怎樣的？ What does your penis look like?
甚麼？ What?
你條賓周是怎樣的？ What does your penis look like?
就普通的一條賓周 Like a regular penis, I guess.
有行割禮？ Is it circumcised?
有 Yeah.
那你他媽的是個猶太人 Then you're a fucking Jew!
你為何那樣做？為甚麼？ Why would you do that? Why would you do that?
他本來可能成為我男朋友 He was maybe gonna be my boyfriend.
聽着，小姐 你別帶這白癡來安息日晚餐 Listen, young lady, you don't bring this idiot to Shabbat dinner here.
聽着，爸爸，他是無神論者 而且是個演員，很出名 Listen, Dad, he's an atheist, and an actor,
-但他是猶太人 -他本可帶我離開這裡 - and he's famous. - But he's Jewish. He was gonna take me out of here.
艾絲，別望著我，別再望 Este, don't you even look at me. Don't you even look at me.
-你總是望着我 -沒有 - You're always looking at me. - No.
-我甚麼都沒説 -你在做甚麼？ - I didn't even say anything. - What are you doing?
你在做甚麼？在想甚麼？ What are you doing? What are you thinking, huh?
「我是艾絲 我為爸媽工作，我很完美」 "I'm Este. I work for Mom and Dad. I'm perfect.
「我是地產經紀 艾拉娜的生活一團糟」 I'm a real estate agent. Alana doesn't have her life together.
「艾拉娜總帶蠢男友回家」 Alana brings home stupid boyfriends all the time."
-我意思是… -我就知道 - I mean... - I knew it.
我就知道你是這樣想 I knew that was what you were thinking.
你總在想事情，思想家 大思想家！你總在思考！ You're always thinking things, you thinker. You thinker! You think things!
別再一直跟所有人吵 Gotta stop fighting with everyone all the time.
去你的，丹妮爾 Oh, fuck off, Danielle.
（傑克先生假髮店）
你好，寶貝，怎樣幫到你？ Hello, baby. How can I help you?
那是甚麼？ What is that?
那是水造的床，親愛的 That is a bed made of water, sweetheart.
你叫甚麼名字？ What's your name?
加里 Gary.
加里… Gary,
你進來仔細看看吧 won't you come in and take a closer look at it.
它不會咬人的 It won't bite.
來吧，寶貝 Come on, baby.
很不錯吧？ It's nice, isn't it?
躺上去啊 Hop on.
好好感受 Groove on that.
它多少錢？ How much does it cost?
69.95元 $69.95.
你想買嗎？ Do you dig it?
你喜歡嗎？ Do you love it?
現在沒人睡床褥了 Nobody's gonna sleep on mattresses anymore.
那太老土，兄弟 That's old hat, Jack.
老古板才睡的 That's for squares.
你賣出了很多張？ Do you sell a lot of these?
不，你是我第一個顧客 No, you're my first customer.
推出多久了？ How long has it been out?
只是幾天 Just a couple of days.
很摩登的 It's modern edge.
很獨特，是睡夢科技 Out-there, sleep and dream technology.
為你而設的液態奢侈品 Liquid luxury for you.
你可取悅你的女性朋友 You can impress your lady friend.
Teen-Age Fair, Hollywood Palladium.
Rock with Jericho, Crystal Fire,
Nirvana, and others.
Bigger, more fun, the Teen-Age Fair.
Friday, April 2nd, 6:00 to midnight,
then every day through Easter.
Easily, baby, but you'd never...
（流行博覽 青少年博覽會）
What do you mean he's upstairs eating?
他要下來 He's gotta get down here.
打電話給他，或叫他下來 Get him on the phone, man, or get him down here.
-來吧，各位 -打給文斯 - Come on, boys. - Call Vince.
我告訴你，青少年博覽未開始，明白？ Now, I'm telling you, the Teen-Age Fair is not open, all right?
老天 God Almighty.
我不知道為何總要下來，真的不明白 I don't know why I come down here all the time, I really don't.
你不聽我講 You don't listen to me.
有桑尼和雪兒，添 桑尼和雪兒 Sonny and Cher, Tim. Sonny and Cher.
不，沒有桑尼 Nope. No Sonny.
-只得我在意 -我們未開檔 Nobody cares but me. We're not opening yet. Please don't touch
-別亂碰，好嗎？ -每一年… - the stuff, okay? - Every single year,
-好吧 -我們都出席 - we show up. - Okay.
我們未開檔 - We're not open yet. - So you're
-你是真的科學怪人？ -幫我簽個名？ - the real Herman Munster? - Can I have your autograph?
不行，我們未開檔 是，我是真的科學怪人 No, we're not open. Yes, I'm the real Herman Munster,
但你們現在不能過來，不行 but you can't be here right now. You can't go through here.
走啊！ Go on!
（流行博覽）
Kevin!
嘿，加里
我有個好主意 I got a really good idea.
好吧 Okay.
我拿了爸爸的煙斗 Um, I have my dad's pipe.
我們該讓客人吸兩口大麻來促銷水床 So, we should give your customers some weed to help sell waterbeds.
對，果然是好主意 你回車上拿打火機？ Yeah, that is actually a good idea. Do you mind grabbing lights from the car?
-好 -謝謝 - Yeah, okay. - Thank you.
怪物模型 Weird-ohs.
我看看… Let me see.
迷你電單車 Taco mini-bike.
黑光燈 Black light.
影相亭 Photo booth.
好了，來賣床吧 Okay. Let's sell some beds.
不愧是我的模特兒 There's my star. There's my star.
-快過來，各位年青人 -好，好極 Well, gather around, all you cool cats. Magical. Magical.
頭躺這裡，面向那邊 Head right here, facing that way.
好，很好…看那邊，那邊 Lovely. Lovely. Look that way. Look that way.
手臂這樣…這樣 Arm like this. Arm like this.
誰想成名？ Who wants to be famous?
-嘿，加里 -只要猜中數量… - Hey, Gary. Gary. Hey. - Just guess the amount of...
我知去哪能找來些迷幻藥 I think I know where I can find some LSD.
會比大麻好嗎？ Do you think that would be better than the weed?
不，只要大麻，只要大麻 No, no, no. Keep it with the grass, man.
-好，聽起來不錯 -只要大麻 - Keep it with the grass. - All right. Okay, sounds good. Keep it with the grass.
你們有去過海邊嗎？ Have you guys ever been to the ocean?
-有，怎麼了？ -當然有 - Yeah, why? - Sure.
記得躺在水上那種放鬆的感覺嗎？ You remember that relaxing feeling of just laying on the water?
躺在水上？ - Laying on the water? - Yeah.
買濕底牌水床便可每晚感受 Have that every night with a Soggy Bottom waterbed.
保持活力，琪琪 Keep the energy up, Kiki.
洛杉磯聯合學區，世上最好的地區 The Los Angeles Unified School District, the best district in the world.
有請帕莎甸娜小姐 Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Pasadena.
下一位是瑪麗，來自伯班克的中心 Next up, from the heart of Burbank is Mary.
瑪麗是伯班克小姐 Mary is Miss Burbank.
是第三代廚師 她外婆和母親也喜歡烹飪 Third generation chef. Her grandmother and mother love to cook.
你好，靚女 Hello, gorgeous.
你好，靚仔 Hello, handsome.
經常來這裡？ Come here often?
不，因為我不是青少年 No, 'cause I'm not a teenager.
我來幫朋友祖祖賣耳環 I'm selling earrings for my friend JoJo.
你屁股大汗嗎？有失眠問題嗎？ Is your bottom soggy? Having trouble sleeping?
你一提起便覺得有… Well, now that you mention it...
跟男友有問題？ Boyfriend trouble?
各位，請為所有決賽佳麗鼓掌 Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it for all of the finalists.
沒有男友 No boyfriend.
所以不算有問題 So I don't really have trouble.
那就好 Well, that's good.
讓我給你介紹繼彈簧床褥之後… Let me introduce you to the greatest invention in sleeping since the inner spring.
又一寢具發明
別忘了還有塔扎納的電影 And don't forget, we have the movies of Tarzana.
我以前見過，超新奇 I've seen these before. These are far out.
嗨，琪琪 Oh, hi, Kiki.
嘿，艾拉娜，你怎麼來了？ Hey, Alana. What are you doing here?
來見這位小童星 Seeing this little David Cassidy.
那你呢？ What are you doing here?
我替他打工 I'm working for him.
是嗎？ Is that so?
有多少圓點？ So, how many dots is it?
誰知道？我不認為他們有數過 Who knows? I don't think they even counted.
-嘿！ -哇！ - Hey! - Whoa!
哇！ Whoa. Whoa.
-加里 -嘿！怎麼回事？ - Gary. - Hey! What's going on?
-加里！ -加里！ Gary - Gary! - Gary!
警官？ Officers?
-怎麼回事… -加里！ - What's going... - Gary!
-怎麼了？警官？ -不，加里！不！ What? Officer, what...
-不！加里！ -一定是誤會 No, Gary! No! No! Gary! There must be a mistake.
-加里！ -加里，你做了甚麼？ - Gary! - Gary, what did you do?
警官，我做了甚麼？ - Officer, what did I do? - Officers, he's innocent,
-警官，他無辜的，只是個孩子 -我保證我無辜 - he's a kid. - I promise I'm innocent.
-他有權利！ -警官，我做了甚麼？ - He has rights! - Officer, what did I do?
-你甚麼編號？ -警官，我做了甚麼？ - What are your badge numbers? - Officer, what did I do?
-我要投訴你… -我做了甚麼？ - I will be reporting you... - What did I do?
我一出去就會跟警察局長投訴 ...to the chief of police immediately when I get outside.
他要去哪？ Where's he going?
加里，別擔心，別擔心 我會找到你，知道嗎？ Gary, don't worry. Don't worry. I'm gonna find you, okay?
別擔心，知道嗎？ Don't worry, okay?
兇殺案 疑犯穿藍衫、啡紅色長髮 187. Suspect is wearing a blue shirt,
疑犯有武器且危險 long red-brown hair. Suspect is armed and dangerous.
頂 Fuck.
彈開，年青人！ Fuck off, teenagers!
兇殺案，疑犯南逃往藤街 在塞爾瑪街左轉 187. Suspect headed south on Vine, turned left on Selma.
向南往亞皆爾街，左轉到帕拉丁劇院 Headed south on Argyle. Made a left into the Palladium.
疑犯穿着藍衫白褲 Suspect is wearing a blue shirt, white pants.
白人男性、十六歲，啡紅色長髮 White male, aged 16, long red-brown hair.
-有武器且危險 -我不是十六歲，只是十五 Suspect is armed and dangerous. I'm not 16, I'm 15.
我下個月才生日 My birthday is not till next month.
你要坐牢了，大男孩 You're going to jail, big boy.
以謀殺罪入獄 You're going to jail for murder.
在監獄玩得開心點，混蛋 Have fun in Attica, dickhead.
嘿，是他嗎？ Hey, that's him?
不是他 That's not him.
走吧 Come on.
出來 Come on.
出來！ Come on!
你還等甚麼？出來
加里，出來！
出來啊
你做了甚麼？ What did you do?
你殺了人嗎？ Did you murder someone, huh?
怎麼了？身上有毒品？ What, do you have drugs on you?
你做了甚麼，加里？ What did you do, Gary?
你那煙斗還在嗎？ Do you still have the pipe?
不，不… No, no...
不，我扔了，我把它扔了 No, I threw it out. I threw it out.
嘿，「濕底」聽起來像有人瀨尿 Hey, "Soggy Bottom" sounds like someone shit their pants.
我知，我知道 I know, I know.
-那不好聽 -我知道 - That's not good. - I know.
只有你們覺得好笑 That's only funny to you guys.
但若想買床… But when someone wants to buy a bed,
他們不想聯想到痾尿、尿片或瀨尿 they don't wanna think about shitting or shitty diapers, or shit in pants.
床不只是用來睡覺，艾拉娜 Well, the bed's not just for sleeping, Alana.
若不只是用來睡覺，那你指做愛吧 Well, if it's not just for sleeping, I think you mean it's for sex.
「濕底」無法撻著人或提起性欲 "Soggy Bottom" isn't making anyone hot or horny.
沒令你撻著？ It doesn't make you hot?
沒有 No.
「最近人人都提及水床，對吧？」 "Everybody's talking about waterbeds these days, right?
「那有合理理由」 And, uh, it's with good reason,
「因為水床是繼彈簧床之後…」 because the waterbed is the greatest thing
「又一大寢具發明」 好吧 to happen to sleep since the invention of the inner spring." Okay.
「若你想買水床，現在…」 "If you've been thinking about getting a waterbed now,
「可送貨上門」 you can have one delivered to your very door.
「你只需致電世上最大的水床製造商」 All you gotta do is call the world's largest manufacturer of waterbeds,
「太平洋水床」 Pacific Waterbeds.
「他們推出胖伯尼特大水床」 They present Fat Bernie's king-size waterbeds."
我喜歡這名字 I love the name. Yeah.
「六呎乘七呎的水床…」 "Six foot by seven foot waterbed, you got a $100 value for only $39.95.
「價值100元，現只需39.95元」
「39.95元買到私家特大水床，請即致電」 Thirty-nine dollars and 95 cents for your very own king-size Fat Bernie waterbed if you act now.
「立即打451-3631…」 Call 451-3631 and have a Fat Bernie Waterbed
「胖伯尼水床便送上門，貨到付款」 delivered COD right to your very door.
「若不滿意，還有十天退款保證」 With a 10-day money-back guarantee if you're not satisfied.
「你所愛將因此愛你」 Your loved one will love you for it."
不論他或她是誰… Well, whomever he or she may be, or maybe you have two or three,
或有兩、三個也好
又或者你想示愛… or, uh, maybe you wanna tell somebody that you love them,
但又不得其法… you're not exactly sure how you're gonna do it,
你可用胖伯尼水床表白 you can tell them with a king-size Fat Bernie waterbed.
你甚至會因此愛上自己 Now, you'll even love yourself for it.
或許你只想… Maybe all you wanna do is just
獨躺私家特大水床… ensconce yourself in your own king-size waterbed
不受打擾 with nobody around to bother you.
那挺自戀，對吧？ That is some real narcissism, okay?
這是帕莎甸娜電台 以下是門戶樂團的歌 It's KPPC Pasadena, we've got The Doors coming up next.
你説得對，每次都對 You're right. You're always right.
胖伯尼，怎樣幫到你？ Fat Bernie's, how may I help you?
-好極 -老天 - Oh, great. - Shit. Shit.
太平洋水床旗下胖伯尼系列 Pacific Waterbeds presents Fat Bernie's Waterbeds.
怎樣幫到你？ How may I help you?
（胖伯尼）
-嘿，基爾 -嗨 - Hiya, Gene. - Hi.
今天運甚麼？ - What do you got today? - Hi, Gene.
嗨，基爾
-你好 -只是一些盒 - Hello. - Just some boxes.
好了 Okay.
死仔！ Assholes!
拿著 Take it.
20，25，30…只得30 20 25 30 Twenty, 25, 30. Just 30.
我有400 I got 400. 400.
400
-150 -我有400… - 150. - I have 400,
然後你有… and then you have...
等等，5元有多少？ Wait a sec. What were the five?
-這裡有50 -5，10，15，20，25，30 Fifty here. Five, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30. All right.
-30 -這裡有21 - 30. - There's 21.
Twenty-one's there.
-零錢有多少？ -等等，我覺得應該有19 And then how much was the change? Wait, I think there might have been 19 there.
不算是好開始 Not that good of a start.
不，有21張 No, we have 21.
不，只有19張 No, we only had 19.
「胖伯尼…」 "Fat Bernie's..."
下面的比較小 It's small on the bottom.
太多「胖伯尼」 Too many "Fat Bernie's."
對，但可用小字體，不要緊 Yeah, but it can be small. That's fine.
然後… And then...
我們試試… Let's try...
To radiate the specimen with your ionization nebulizer.
Now, back to the ship.
你是左撇子？ Are you left-handed?
是啊，你不知道嗎？ Yeah. You didn't know that?
不知道 No.
我以前未遇過左撇子 I've never met anyone left-handed before.
真的？ Really?
（胖伯尼）
加里！ Gary!
-他來了 -謝利 - There he is. - Jerry.
很高興見到你 Good to see you. How you doing?
-你好嗎？很高興見到你，朋友 -你好 - Good to see you, my friend. - Good to see you.
-好吧 -嗨，美櫻子 - All right. - Hi, Mioko.
不，美櫻子走了 這是我的新妻子希美子 No, no, no. Mioko is gone. This is my new wife, Kimiko.
-嗨，希美子 -大美人 - Hi, Kimiko. - Pretty as a picture.
這小可愛是誰？ Who's this pretty thing?
是我的女性朋友，艾拉娜 Uh, this is my lady friend, Alana.
-你好嗎，艾拉娜？ -是商業拍檔 - How do you do, Alana? - Business partner.
幸會 A pleasure.
很高興認識你 Nice to meet you.
謝利，我想順便跟你… Jerry, I want to talk to you about this,
-聊聊這個 -等等，等等 - by the way. - Hold up, hold up.
正經地談吧 先坐下喝一杯，好嗎？ Let's do it right. Let's sit down and have something to drink first, okay?
-聽起來不錯 -你先 - Sounds great. - After you.
謝謝，謝利 Thank you, Jerry.
（胖伯尼 水床豆袋）
加里，我愛你 想為你做任何事 Oh, Gary, I love you, and I wanna do anything for you.
但我不太認為這東西適合我的餐廳 But I just don't really think these fit in my restaurant.
我們是日本人 這水床生意完全是美國風格 We're Japanese, and this waterbed business is strictly American.
希美子，你覺得這水床如何？ Uh, Kimiko, what you think of this waterbed?
Mmm-hmm.
她剛才説甚麼？ What did she just say?
很難説，我不會説日文 It's hard to tell, I don't speak Japanese.
加里，我想幫你… Gary, I wanna help,
但可否幫其它忙？別在我餐廳放這些 but can I help without putting these out inside everywhere?
嘿，艾拉娜 Oh, hey, Alana.
嘿，菲絲比 Hey, Frisbee.
你在這裡打工？ You work here?
很不幸是，你在做甚麼？ Unfortunately. What are you doing?
幫我朋友搞水床生意 Helping my friend with his waterbed business.
加里？ - Gary? - Yeah. You know him?
對，你認識他？
是啊，我愛那細路 Yeah, I love that kid.
-你愛他？ -對 - You love him? - Uh-huh.
你怎認識他的？ How do you know him?
他常來這裡，是謝利的朋友 He's in here all the time. He's a friend of Jerry's.
沒錯 Yeah.
是個挺可愛的世界仔 He's cute for a little hustler.
他也很聰明，亦是個出色商人 He's also really smart and a good businessman.
Mmm-hmm.
你還在小趾攝影館工作？ Hey, you still work at Tiny Toes?
不，我現在和加里是拍檔 No, I'm partners with Gary now.
噢，那個「手男」 Oh, the "Hand Man."
有叫你幫他打飛機嗎？ Did he try and get a hand job from you?
有，他經常叫 Yeah, he's asking all the time.
好極，那我讓你接棒了 Good. I'll pass the baton off to you.
好吧，下次見，菲絲比 Okay, I'll see you later, Frisbee.
好吧，代我問候你兩個姐姐 Okay. Say hi to your sisters for me.
我會把這感覺形容為… I could describe the sensation as a soft, spongy, slow-motion trampoline
柔軟、海綿般慢慢回彈 反彈力又不大 without the great bounce.
性感些 Sexier.
-性感些，講得性感些 -但沒有… Sexier. Make it sexier. But there's no...
-收聲 -我不能… - Shut up. - I can't...
沒有陳列品試躺？ There's no floor model for me to try?
沒有，但你可以先買床… No, but you can get the bed
若你不喜歡，我們保證退款 and if you don't like it, we can do a money-back guarantee.
-艾拉娜，你要性感些… -我想… Alana, you have to be sexier
-否則他不會買 -考慮一下 - or he's not gonna buy it. - I think I just wanna
再覆你吧 think about it for a while, then maybe I'll give you a call back.
別讓他收線 Don't let him get off the phone.
你叫甚麼名字？ What's your name?
泰德 Uh, Ted.
泰德 Ted.
對 Yes.
泰德，我喜歡這名字 Oh, Ted, I love that name.
好吧… Okay...
我叫艾拉娜 My name's Alana.
嗨，艾拉娜 Hi, Alana.
不如我來幫你安裝水床？ Can I come and install the bed for you?
甚麼？ What?
我會慢慢給你介紹原理 I'd lay it down and show you how it works.
它晃動得跟大海一樣… It moves in a similar way to the ocean...
裡面濕濕的 wet inside.
或要些時間才習慣… And it takes some getting used to, but once you're in there, oh, Ted,
但只要你一進去，泰德…
我不認為你還會有疑慮 I don't think you're gonna be asking any questions.
你剛賣出一張水床了 Sounds like you just sold a waterbed, Alana.
你幾點可以來安裝？ Tell me, what time can you be over with that bed?
噢，你真心急 Oh, well. Eager.
我要等到做完工作才行 I have to wait until my work is done.
是嗎？ Oh, yeah?
對，我有個刻薄老頭子老闆 迫我整天工作 Yeah. I have a mean, old boss that makes me work all day.
你不如跟胖伯尼說你要出去辦事？ Why don't you tell Fat Bernie you have work to do and get out of there?
噢，胖伯尼很刻薄的，泰德 Oh. Fat Bernie is so mean, Ted.
聽起來也是 Sounds like it.
他把我關在裡面 He keeps me locked up inside.
但你知嘛，泰德？ But you know what, Ted?
甚麼？ What's that?
我知道你會喜歡我們的水床 I know you're gonna love our wet beds.
-你知還附送甚麼嗎？ -甚麼？ - You know what they come with? - What's that?
木質床頭板 A wood headboard.
那木材夠硬… And that wood is strong and sticks straight up against the wall.
直挺挺的靠在牆上
聽起來不錯 That sounds great.
沒送木質床頭板 We don't have wood headboards.
我會轉駁給我同事柯克 I'm gonna hand you off to my associate, Kirk,
他會記下你所有資料 and he's gonna take down all your information,
而我晚點就會去你那裡，泰德 and I will be at your place later, Ted.
多謝你打來胖伯尼，祝你愉快 Thank you for calling Fat Bernie's. Have a nice day.
你在做甚麼？我們沒床架 What are you doing? We don't have beds.
那我們最好買些 因為在膠袋裡注水只是水球 Well, we better get some, because water in a plastic bag is a water balloon.
有床架才算床 With a frame, it's a bed.
就去北嶺木材店… Let's just go to Northridge Lumber,
-那裡有好木材… -我寫了份靚稿 - they have real good... - I wrote good dialogue. You're improvising too much.
你太即興
你叫我講得性感些 You told me to make it more sexy.
我叫你講得性感些… I told you to make it more sexy, I didn't tell you,
沒叫你去他的家躺上床 "Go over to the guy's house and get in his bed."
我說過我是個好演員，我說過的 I told you I'm a good actress, Gary. I told you.
別吩咐我講得性感些 Don't tell me to make it more sexy, man.
你想要性感些 我會他媽的講到變鹹故 If you want it more sexy, I'll make it fucking horny.
我們有自己的… We just have our own dreams and ideas.
夢想和想法
所以我們只… And so we'll just...
只管答應，無論她問甚麼都答應 So, just say yes. To whatever she asks you, just say yes.
例如她問你會不會唱歌，「會」 Let's say, if she asks you if you can sing, say yes.
-會不會跳舞，「會」 -我的確會唱歌跳舞 If she asks if you can dance, say yes. I can sing, and I can dance.
不，我知道，我知道 No, I know. I know. I know.
我只想説，若她問你… I'm just saying that if she asks you
會不會做些你不懂的事… if you can do something that you might not know how to do,
只管答「會」 just say yes.
因為你總可以學懂… Because you can always learn how to do something
得到角色就行 once you get the part.
無論她問甚麼都答應 So just say yes to whatever she asks.
她問甚麼都答應 Whatever she asks, just say yes.
-答應，都答應 -我知道了 - Just say yes, just say yes... - Okay, I got it.
好吧 Okay.
-嗨，珍妮絲 -嗨，加里 - Hi, Janice. - Hi, Gary.
-瑪麗 -噢，親愛的 - Mary. - Oh, darling.
加里說你在婦女進修學院 跟米頓弗默學習 So, Gary tells me that you've been studying at Everywoman's Village with Milton Farmer.
對 Yes.
我喜歡他跟年輕演員的對手戲 他擅於創造奇蹟 I love his work with young actors. He is a miracle worker.
你的笑容很温暖… You have a warm smile,
這非常強大 which is very powerful.
你還有典型的猶太人鼻子… And you have a very Jewish nose,
這點現正變得非常時尚 which is becoming very fashionable.
我收到越來越多要求 說想找猶太女孩 I am getting a lot more requests for Jewish girls.
真的？那太好了 Really? That's great.
不 No.
代我問候塔圖 Love to Tatum.
你愛運動嗎？ Are you athletic?
你的身體看來很結實 You seem to have a very firm body.
是 Yes.
你會騎馬嗎？ Do you know how to horseback ride?
會 Yes.
你懂劍擊嗎？ Uh, do you know how to do fencing?
懂，我懂劍擊 Yes, I can fence.
-籃球呢？ -懂 - Basketball? - Yes.
-棒球？ -懂 - Baseball? - Yes.
-足球？ -懂 - Soccer? - Yes.
懂其它運動或有特殊技能嗎？ Any other sports or special skills that I should know about?
我學過以式格鬥 I studied Krav Maga.
我不知道那是甚麼 甚麼「耳式格鬥」？ Well, I don't know what that is. What is "Quick Draw McGraw"?
是源自以色列的武術，用來格鬥 It's martial arts from Israel. It's used in combat.
我爸曾是以軍，我全家都懂 My dad was in the Israeli Army. We all know it.
即是類似空手道的一種？ So it's a form of karate, let's say?
更像是「用筆插別人眼球出來」 It's more like, "How to use a pen to stab someone's eye out."
你是個他媽的戰士，對吧？ You're a goddamn fucking fighter, aren't you?
我喜歡 I like that.
我看得出來 I can see that.
你來這裡，扮得漂漂亮亮討好我… You come here trying to be all pretty for me,
但實際上，你讓我聯想起… but really, you remind me...
一隻狗 of a dog.
一隻英國鬥牛犬 Of an English pit bull dog...
但既性感… with sex appeal...
又有… and...
典型的猶太人鼻子 a very Jewish nose.
你懂其它語言嗎？除了英語？ Do you know any other languages? Besides English?
希伯來語 Hebrew.
-除了希伯來語 -噢，對不起 - Besides Hebrew. - Oh, I'm so sorry.
西班牙文… Um... Spanish...
噢 Oh.
法文... French... Mmm-hmm.
拉丁文 Latin...
還有葡萄牙文 And Portuguese.
Bueno.
Fantastico.
你願意裸上身嗎？ Would you be willing to work topless?
願意 Yes.
不 No.
若你不肯裸體，會接不到工作 You will lose out on work if you're not willing to do nudity.
你肯在電影裸體，但不肯和我親熱？ So you'd be naked in a movie, but you wouldn't make out with me?
你給全世界看你的胸，但我不能看？ You'd show the whole world your boobs, but I'm not allowed to see?
-是你叫我答應，記得嗎？ -我叫你拒絕那項 You told me to say yes to everything, remember? I told you to say no to that, Alana.
-我不知道該説甚麼 -説「不！」 Well, I didn't know what to say. Say "no!"
若裸露可得到角色，我會 I would get naked in a movie if it gave me the part.
女演員常在電影裡裸露 Actresses get naked in movies all the time.
-有甚麼問題？ -已太多裸露 What's wrong with that, Gary? Because there's too much nudity
-這樣的電影太多 -不是吧 - in pictures right now. - Oh, come on.
而且你是我的朋友 我們是朋友，艾拉娜 And you're my friend. We're friends, Alana.
你肯在戲裡做…肯在戲裡露胸… And you'd do it in a movie,
但不肯給我看！ you'd show your boobs in a movie but you wouldn't show them to me!
你為何不叫同齡女生給你看？ Why won't you ask someone your age to see their boobs?
因為我想問你！ Because I'm asking you!
你真的想看我的胸？ Do you really wanna see my boobs?
是 Yes.
-格雷在哪？ -在他的房間 - Where's Greg? - He's in his room.
我可以摸嗎？ Can I touch them?
不行 No.
若你告訴任何人，我再也不會理你 If you ever say anything to anyone, I'm never speaking to you ever again.
明天見 I'll see you tomorrow.
我常跟加里和他的朋友一起 你覺得怪嗎？ Do you think it's weird I hang out with Gary and his friends all the time?
不 No.
我覺得很怪 I think it's weird.
你覺得怎樣便怎樣 It is whatever you think it is.
我覺得常跟加里 和他那些十五歲朋友一起很怪 I think it's weird that I hang out with Gary and his 15-year-old friends all the time.
A public service from Earth Limited.
（胖伯尼 盛大開張）
你高興嗎？ Are you happy?
我很高興，你呢？ Yes, I'm happy. Are you happy?
你高興我便高興 If you're happy, I'm happy.
我當然高興！ Of course, I'm happy!
你很美 You look so great.
真的？ Really?
哇 Wow.
The best kind of vinyl.
像「發現陸地…」 Like, "Land-ho..."
-像標語那樣 -寫着「發現陸地！」 as it says on the sign. It says "Land ho!" right there.
-你可躺在上面漂浮 -像河船 - You can float away on it. - Riverboat.
-對背和頸有好處 -像在船上漂 Great for your back and your neck. And you could just float away on a boat.
-對你背部，或這裡 -選用阿拉伯乙烯基… Right on your back, or right here. And Arabian vinyl
-是最好的乙烯基 -最好的 - is the best kind of vinyl. - It's the best kind.
-甚麼都刺不穿，我們測試過… -測試過 Nothing will puncture. We tested it.
-即使在最糟糕的情況下… -做過很多測試 We tested it under, like, the worst conditions.
這是我們的「特大伯尼」 This is our "Big Bernie."
-是「沉睡者系列」 -是嗎？ - It's the "Serious Sleeper." - That right? Mmm-hmm.
「廣被複製的經典設計」 Um... "It's the classic design copied by all the others."
各位，冷靜 Guys, calm down.
別在床上玩摔角，好嗎？ Don't wrestle on the bed, okay?
我知她喜歡豆袋，但你需要特大伯尼 I know she likes the bean bag, but you need the Big Bernie.
Deanna.
你停啊！閉嘴！ You stop! Shut up!
素兒波蘭茨 Sue Pomerantz.
加里華倫泰 Gary Valentine.
這是我們的「阿拉伯之夜系列」 This is our "Arabian Night,"
是最頂級的系列 同樣選用百分百阿拉伯乙烯基 our highest-end model, and also made from 100% Arabian vinyl.
這是胖伯尼私家特大號床褥 This is Fat Bernie's personal king-size mattress.
有加熱器、床頭板… He has the heater, the headboard, the side ashtrays,
側煙灰缸和燈具 - and the lamp fixtures. - Hmm.
如果胖伯尼在水床上抽煙睡著怎辦？ And what happens if Fat Bernie falls asleep while he's smoking in his waterbed?
好問題 That is a great question.
因為水溫太冷，香煙是燒不透的 Actually, the water is too cold to allow the cigarette to burn through.
噢，真聰明 - Oh, that's smart. - Uh-huh.
所以床是冷的？ So, it's cold?
夏天時是冷的，冬天就不是 Well, in the summer, it is, and in the winter, it isn't.
我給你介紹「發現陸地，河船系列…」 Let me take you over here, "Land Ho, The Riverboat,"
同樣用阿拉伯乙烯基所製 made with, also, Arabian vinyl.
嗨，歡迎來到胖伯尼 Hi, welcome to Fat Bernie's.
別忘了試坐豆袋椅 Don't forget to sit in the bean bag chair.
胖伯尼水床，豆袋椅 Fat Bernie's waterbeds, bean bag chairs.
嗨，歡迎來到胖伯尼 Hi, welcome to Fat Bernie's.
嗨 Hi.
歡迎來到胖伯尼 Welcome to Fat Bernie's.
經保險商試驗所認證 These are UL approved.
他們説你做得到，你便做得到 And if they say you can do it, you can do it.
嗨，這是誰，加里？ Hi. And who is this, Gary?
加里 嗨，我是這裡的經理 Gary. Hi. I'm the manager here.
我叫艾拉娜 - I'm Alana. - Mmm.
艾拉娜，素兒 素兒，艾拉娜 Alana, Sue. Sue, Alana.
-嗨 -你好，很高興認識你 - Hi. - Hello, it's nice to meet you.
加里，可否跟你談一會？ Hey, Gary, can I steal you for a second?
我想問問這些訂單你想怎麼寫 I just wanna see how you want these orders written out.
我很快就來 I'll be right there.
我要盡快知道… Well, I really need to know soon,
因為我真的想做好文書 because I really want the paperwork to be correct.
我們也不想第一天就寫錯，對吧？ We don't wanna get it wrong on the first day, do we?
我很快就來 I'll be right there.
沒甚麼問題吧？ Is everything okay?
當然沒有 Yes, of course.
那是你女朋友嗎？ Is that your girlfriend?
不，不是我女朋友 No, that is not my girlfriend.
她像是我女朋友？ Does it seem like she's my girlfriend?
有一點 Kind of.
不是，我意思是… No. I mean...
不，她替我打工 No. She works for me.
她以前是我的保姆 She used to be my babysitter. Now, I'm gonna take you over here. This is the...
我很興奮 I'm so high.
柯克給了我大麻 Kirk got me stoned.
好吧… Okay...
我很高興，加里 I'm very happy, Gary. Mmm-hmm.
恭喜你 Congratulations.
是我們合作的成果，對吧？ We did this together, didn't we?
-我們成功了，好吧 -我們成功了 - Uh-huh. We did. Okay. - We did it.
你高興嗎？ Are you happy?
Oh, shit.
嘿，回來，靚女 Hey, come back, toots.
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等等，你搞甚麼？ Excuse me. What the fuck?
艾拉娜 Alana.
小虹，你對我來説完全是個謎團 You know, Rainbow, you're a complete mystery to me.
我對你毫不了解 I don't know a word about you.
我不知道你有甚麼朋友，有沒有父母… I don't know who your friends are, if you've got parents...
-艾拉娜！ -有沒有惹麻煩… Alana! ...if you're in some kind of trouble...
你可以告訴我的 You can tell me, you know.
我沒甚麼謎團，法蘭基 There's no mystery here, Frankie.
我來自賓州交合鎮 I come from Intercourse, Pennsylvania.
我知道，我聽過所有相關笑話 I know, I've heard all the jokes.
我一個字都沒説 I didn't say a word.
現在好多了 It gets better.
你必須通過「忠誠市」才去到 You have to pass through "Faithful" to get there.
定是困難重重才去到 That must be quite some cross to bear.
我父母都死了 My parents are dead.
他們五年前死於一場車禍 They were killed in an automobile accident five years ago.
他們都是好人 They were nice people.
交合鎮很枯燥的 Nothing really happens in Intercourse, you know.
所以我一高中畢業… So as soon as I graduated high school,
便拿起我的背包和結他，來到加州 I grabbed my bag and my guitar, and I came to California.
好，停 And, cut-a-rooski.
非常好 - That was wonderful. - Thank you, Alana.
謝謝你，艾拉娜
這裡說你會騎馬 This says you know how to ride a horse.
是啊 Yes.
而且會説葡萄牙文 And you speak Portuguese.
Mmm-hmm.
小虹愛騎馬和射箭 Rainbow loves horses and archery.
這是我們正在構思的副劇情 That's a subplot we've been developing.
我們想確保候選的女演員… We would wanna make sure that actresses under consideration
懂得這些事 are capable of doing these things.
可以，我兩樣都會 Yes, I can do both.
謝謝，艾拉娜，多謝你來 Thank you, Alana. Thank you for coming.
我覺得我剛跟小虹共處了十分鐘 I feel like I've been with Rainbow for 10 minutes,
你覺得呢，積？ don't you, Jack?
絕對是 Absolutely.
謝謝，柯登先生 Thank you, Mr. Holden.
你知嘛… You know...
你讓我想起嘉麗絲 you remind me of Grace.
姬莉？ Kelly?
柯登先生… Mr. Holden,
再來一杯馬天尼嗎，先生？ another martini, sir?
好，麻煩你 Yes, please.
再來一杯？ Another?
好 Sure.
-來三杯 -好的 - Make it three. - Okay.
我以前未喝過馬天尼 I've never had a martini before.
很好喝 They're good.
叢林 The jungle.
在那裡我最能做自己 That's where I'm most myself.
不是這叢林 Not this jungle.
在非洲 Africa.
噢，對，非洲 Oh. Yes, Africa.
我看著我兩個最好的黑人朋友 在剛果被斬首 I saw two of my best Black friends beheaded in the Congo.
我會告訴你 我從沒對人說過的私事 I'll tell you intimacies I've shared with no one.
但別問我關於吉隆坡的事 But don't ask me about Kuala Lumpur.
這些是對白… Is this lines
還是真心的？ or is this real?
你真嬌美柔弱 You're such a delicate creature.
你就是小虹 You are Rainbow.
我是猶太人 I'm Jewish.
有甚麼好笑？ What's funny?
真的 It's true.
那混蛋是雷布勞？ Is that Rex damn Blau?
誰叫布勞？ Who said Blau?
過來，布勞！ Right over here. Blau!
積！ Jack!
你要見見這傢伙 Wait till you meet this character.
該死的積柯登…砰 Jack goddamn Holden. Bang.
你這混蛋，過來 You son of a bitch from hell, get over here.
你這閃亮、金燦燦… You shiny, golden,
高大、廉價的混蛋 tall, inexpensive prick.
-老天 -見到你真好 - My goodness. - It's so good to see you.
我的老天… There is God's...
-隨便想六個數字，我可猜到 -好吧 Think of any six numbers, I can guess them.
我可猜到 - Okay. - I can guess them. All right.
-好吧 -你在想… - Okay. - You're thinking
6，3，4，5 6 3 4 5 six, three, four, five.
-嘿 -亨利！ Henri - Hey. - Henri!
-見到你真好 -很高興見到你 - Always happy to see you. - Good to see you.
-你好 -在餐廳吃？ - Good to see you as well. - Yeah, are you staying?
我很好…對，當然 I'm great, yes. Of course.
今晚可以外賣的 Hey. We can always do take-out tonight.
- He looks around. - No way.
He's all scruffy.
這樣暗示很不錯，亨利 Interesting development to the plot, Henri.
別生事，拜託 Well, let's not have any trouble, please.
不會生事，不會 這裡是雞尾餐廳，是我的地方 No trouble, no trouble. This is Tail o' the Cock, this is my place.
我要留下來吃 四位， 38號枱？ Yes, I'm staying. It's a table for four, please. Table 38?
不如今晚坐另一張枱 Well, tonight you might want a different table.
-好嗎？ -38號枱，亨利 - What do you think? - Table 38, Henri.
直接望到 With direct sight lines.
要直接望到？好吧 Direct sight lines, huh? Okay.
噢，不 Oh, no.
鐵路上充滿汽油 Full of gas on the railroad.
你知我經常說… Now, you know what I'd like to say...
你見過他騎電單車嗎？ Have you ever seen him on a bike?
我見到它在轉 I see it spin.
好極 Good.
我就知道，你知道的… I know you know I knew
-我一定會 -沒錯，但… - and know I do. - No. Yeah, well...
我有耐心，我是個有耐心的人 I'm patient. I'm a patient man.
你才不是 The hell you are.
There is this kind of a biblical feeling...
對，但…不行 Yeah, but... It's just not.
侍應很快來 Someone will be right over.
-謝謝，亨利 -謝謝 - Thank you, Henri. - Thank you.
要看，你一定要看看 Watch, you gotta watch him. Oh, yeah.
不，總之不行 Oh, no. Whatever it isn't.
積… Jack,
你知我在停車場放了甚麼嗎？ you know what I got out there in the parking lot right now?
- Right on. - Mmm.
650cc 650cc.
不，你最會搞搞震 No, no. You mischievous man.
全套沙漠越野改裝 就在那等著你，積 A full desert sled. It's out there for you, Jack.
為你而設 It's built for you.
-我幻想到車呔在轉 -它在轉 - I'm seeing it spin now. - It's spinning.
我知道它在轉，而且會轉回來 I know it's spinning, and it's gotta spin back.
來吧，你想的 Come on, you know you want it.
-不 -你知道你需要它 - No. - You know you need it.
真的，你需要 Oh, yeah, you do.
是嗎？ - Oh, yeah? - Oh, yeah, you bet.
加里，加里，我見到艾拉娜 Gary, Gary, Gary, I see Alana.
柯克，如刺客般專注 Kirk, assassin's focus.
咬緊牙關、準備好刺刀 Gritted teeth and fixed bayonets.
-阿曼！ -好吧 - Armand! - Okay. Bastard.
-你們在説甚麼？ -混蛋 What are you guys talking about? Bastard.
我們在做甚麼？ What are we doing?
是，雷先生？ Yes, Mr. Rex?
阿曼，我要三張酒吧的折椅… Armand, I need three wing-back chairs from the bar,
一瓶烈酒，去廚房拿堆油脂 I need a bottle of Everclear, I need plenty of grease from the kitchen.
去沙坑旁邊第八個洞等我 給你兩分鐘，快去 And I want you to meet me on the eighth hole by the sand trap, dos minutos. Pronto.
Apurarse.
別浪費時間！ We're burning daylight!
我要做些準備，待會見，孩子們 I gotta do some prep. I'll see you kids later.
你有看過《不日榮譽》嗎？ Did you see No Time for Honor?
-積柯登那套？ -是啊 - With Jack Holden? - Yeah.
喝馬天尼嗎？ Do you guys wanna order martinis?
我可點幾杯馬天尼，現在就點四杯 I can get us martinis. I'll get us four martinis right now.
「橋樑跨越兩個目標之間的狹窄距離」 "The Bridges span a narrow gap between two targets.
「它們是全韓國最重要的目標」 They're the most important targets in all of Korea.
「因此，那裡都加重了防御」 Consequently, they're fortified accordingly.
「雖只越過目標三十秒，卻像一輩子」 Although we're only over the targets 30 seconds, it's a lifetime."
我們要去韓國？ We're going to Korea?
我不明白 I don't understand.
但我很性感，對吧？ But I'm sexy, right?
「每一支槍…」 "Every gun imaginable
「都隱藏在山坡上」 is hidden in those mountainsides.
「而拿槍的人…」 And the men behind the guns..."
Mmm-hmm.
「知道我們從哪邊來，往哪邊走 」 "They know where we're coming from and where we're headed.
「我們要從他們之間飛過」 We're gonna fly right between them.
「我們會低空直飛」 We're gonna fly low and straight
「全在意料之中」 with no element of surprise.
「而他們就坐在那裡」 And they're just sitting there
「等着我們」 waiting for us,
「希望我們到來」 hoping we'll come.
「那些就是東光山的橋樑，蘭絲」 Those are the Bridges of Toko-San, Nancy."
各位先生女士… Ladies and gentlemen,
雞尾餐廳的各位… good people of The Cock,
放下晚餐 put that dinner down.
那沙律可以等 That salad can wait.
牛扒冷了也罷 Let that steak get cold.
因為今晚，在場有位無需多介紹的男士 'Cause tonight, we have a man who needs no introduction, really.
他叫積柯登先生 His name is Mr. Jack Holden.
沒錯 That's right.
若你看過他的照片… And if you've seen his pictures,
那你就知道每一張照片… then you know that every goddamn one of them
都是積在騎電單車… has got Jack riding a motorcycle,
就像那是唯一交通方式 as if it's the only way to travel.
無論他是在叢林裡，還是在馬尼拉 Whether he's in the jungle, or he's in Manila,
還是在巴黎 or he's in Paris,
還是在里約熱內盧 or if he's in Rio de Janeiro.
沙漠裡沒的士 They don't have taxis in the desert.
謝謝，積 Thank you, Jack.
而對於那些… And for those of you
或已看過一部電影叫… who perhaps may have seen a little film called,
《東光山之橋》 The Bridges of Toko-San...
沒錯 Yeah.
柯克 Kirk.
積… Jack
還有美麗的嘉麗絲姬莉 and the beautiful Grace Kelly.
今晚，各位很幸運… Well, tonight, you're lucky, 'cause tonight,
因為今晚…
我們把東光山帶到恩西諾 we bring Toko-San right here to Encino.
沒錯，沒錯 That's right. That's right.
謝謝，謝謝 Thank you. Thank you.
起來吧，跟我去第八洞 On your feet now, follow me to the eighth hole.
走吧 Here we go.
你介意扮演嘉麗絲嗎？ Would you mind to play Grace?
-積，我不懂得騎電單車 -你只需坐穩 Jack, I don't know how to ride a motorcycle. You just have to hold on tight.
去兜風吧 Let's ride.
不愧是我的小虹，小虹會兜風 That's my Rainbow. Rainbow rides.
點火炬！立即！ Fire up those torches! Now!
等等，各位，單行走 Hold on, people. Single file.
單行走，行了 Single file. There we go.
好了，就在山脊上，就在山脊 Okay. Right along the ridge. Right along the ridge.
謝謝各位 Thank you, good people.
好了，阿曼 幫我控制人群？ Okay, Armand, will you handle that crowd for me?
好了 Okay.
好了，各位，我要更大火 All right, people. I need some more flame.
更大火 More flame.
老天 God.
今晚最適合飛車 It's a great night for a jump.
難以置信！ I can't believe it!
-他來了，他一定會表演 -很期待 He came here. He's definitely gonna do it. I can't wait to see this shit.
他會表演飛車 Oh, he's gonna do it.
好了 All right.
片場裡能靜一點嗎？ Can I have some quiet on the set?
開始錄音 Roll sound.
攝影機A開動 Roll camera A.
攝影機B開動 Roll camera B.
好了，標記時間 Okay. Mark it.
開始，積 Action, Jack.
你記得我的真名嗎？ Do you even remember what my real name is?
Whoa.
繼續踩油！來吧！ Keep your gas. Attaboy. Attaboy.
看來他全速駛來 Looks like he's coming in hot.
我來了，蘭絲！ I'm coming, Nancy!
好啊！ Yeah!
我壓爛了丹妮爾的結他 I fucked up Danielle's guitar.
你還好嗎？ Are you okay?
我壓爛了丹妮爾的結他 I fucked up Danielle's guitar.
弊 Oh, man.
我沒事！ I'm all right!
東光山！東光山！ Toko-San! Toko-San!
東光山！東光山！ Toko-San! Toko-San! Toko-San! Toko-San!
-這人需要喝一杯！敬雞尾餐廳！ -敬雞尾餐廳！ This man needs a drink! - To the Cock! - To the Cock!
東光山！東光山！ Toko-San! Toko-San!
東光山！ Toko-San!
東光山！東光山！ Toko-San! Toko-San!
阿拉伯世界的產油國…
決定利用他們的石油作為政治武器 ...decided to use their oil as a political weapon.
他們將每月減少5%石油產量… They will reduce oil production by 5% a month
直至以色列人撤出被佔領土 until the Israelis withdraw from occupied territory.
若阿拉伯國家遵守公約… If the Arab countries keep that pledge,
他們的產量將在一年內減少近50% it would reduce their production by almost 50% in one year.
根據幾位領袖所述… According to some of our leaders,
隨着阿拉伯石油持續禁運… as the Arab oil embargo continues,
情況將越來越嚴峻… the situation will become increasingly worse
我們或被迫實行天然氣配給 and we may be forced into a gas rationing program.
（瑞典換妻俱樂部 僅限成人！）
眼前的短缺將影響我們每個人的生活 The immediate shortage will affect the lives of each and every one of us.
在我們的工廠、汽車、家居、辦公室… In our factories, our cars, our homes, our offices,
我們將不得不比往常 使用更少的燃料 we will have to use less fuel than we are accustomed to using. The fuel crisis need not mean...
你知道有石油禁運嗎？ Did you know there was an oil embargo?
...require some sacrifice by all.
等等，甚麼？ Wait, what?
你聽得明這些嗎？ Do you understand any of this?
這樣的大塞車在洛杉磯越發頻繁 Major tie-ups like these are becoming more frequent in Los Angeles.
- Will your gas supplies... - Huh?
...hold out very long?
床是用乙烯基造的，加里 The beds are made from vinyl, Gary.
乙烯基由石油製成 Vinyl is made from oil.
Do you have any idea what that means?
是嗎？ It is?
當然，你以為用甚麼製造？黃金？ Fucking duh. What did you think it was made out of?
我不知道，我以為是… - Gold? - I don't know. I thought it was, um...
-甚麼？魔法？ -我以為是… - What? Magic? - I thought it was...
就像人工物料，像橡膠一樣 Like a scientific fabric. I thought it was like a rubber.
那也是由石油造的，死蠢 Which is also made out of oil, dipshit.
Filled up. Have to wait till I got some money to get it filled up.
我昨晚回家時試過入油… I tried to pump gas on the way home last night
算入到一些 and had a little success.
我身上沒甚麼錢，只入了幾元汽油… What little money I had on me, I got a couple of dollars' worth, but, I'm afraid for the weekend.
但怕撐不到週末
這是世界末日，雷仔 It's the end of the world, Greggo.
（無鉛汽油 40.9 44.9）
（無油 租單車吧）
嘿，各位 Hey, fellas.
你好 Hello.
誰是負責人？你是負責人？ Which one is in charge? Are you? Are you in charge?
對，我是負責人 Yeah, I'm in charge.
可否跟你談談？ May I just speak with you for a second?
-好 -謝謝 - Yeah, sure. - Thanks.
叫你的人停下 You can tell your crew to stop.
停一停，各位 Stop for a sec, guys.
Um...
我想跟你說件事 So, this is what I wanna say to you.
Um...
-你知道我是誰嗎？ -知道 - Do you know who I am? - Yeah.
知我女友是誰嗎？ Do you know who my girlfriend is?
芭芭拉史翠衫 Barbra Streisand.
芭芭拉「史翠珊」 Barbra "Streisand."
-珊 -珊，「珊瑚」的珊 - "Sand." - "Sand." Yeah, like "sands."
-海裡、海灘裡那些 -芭芭拉史翠衫 - Like the ocean, like beaches. - Barbra Streisand.
不，「珊」 No. "Streisand."
「衫」 "Sand."
-「史翠珊」 -「史翠衫」 - "Streisand." - "Streisand."
芭芭拉史翠珊 "Barbra Streisand."
芭芭拉史翠衫 "Barbra Streisand."
你講笑嗎？ Are you fucking with me?
算了吧，希望你不會遇到她 All right, let's get past that. Hopefully, you never fucking meet her.
她會他媽的…她比我更難頂 She'll fucking... You think I'm bad.
我們要去看電影，我正要去接她 So, we're going to the movies right now and I'm on my way to pick her up,
所以要留下你們 so I'm gonna leave you here.
但我出門時，通常不留人 But, I wouldn't normally leave somebody in my house when I'm not there,
這次逼不得已，因為你們遲大到 but I have to because you guys are so motherfucking late.
-對不起，無油 -這個爛藉口… - I'm sorry. There was no gas. - Yeah, well,
我會塞返入你個賓周窿 that's an excuse I'm gonna shove up your fucking penis hole, man.
你叫甚麼名字？ What's your name?
-加里 -加里，加里 - Gary. - Gary. Gary.
你個賓周窿幾大？ How big is your penis hole?
正常大小 It's regular sized.
你怎麼知道？ Hmm. How would you know?
想像下我把那藉口塞進去有何感覺？ Imagine what that would feel like, if I shoved that excuse up there.
-會好痛，對吧？ -對 - That would hurt a lot, right? - Yeah.
但我就想那樣做 But that's what I'd like to do.
對不起，我不想讓你更遲 I'm sorry, I don't wanna make you any more late
你可以出門了 than you already are. You can leave.
看看你，你這自大賤種 Look at you, you cocky motherfucker.
我喜歡 I like it.
我們同聲同氣，都是混街頭 We speak the same language, huh? We're both from the streets.
-對 -沒錯 - Yeah. - Yeah.
我之前看不出來，真是…哇 I didn't see it before. That's... Wow.
你進去做好你的事 Wow, you get right in there and you do it.
你有些… Wow. You have a little, um...
你左眼有黑點，代表缺少維他命K You have a tincture in your left eye. It means that you're deficient in vitamin K.
我口吻像醫生 I'm like a fucking doctor.
你要多吃維他命D和魚肝油 You need to take more vitamin D and cod liver oil.
看到那法拉利？ You see that Daytona Ferrari?
-見到 -對，那是我的 - Yeah. - Yeah, that's mine.
加里，它入滿油 Gary, that's filled with gas.
會讓我準時去看電影 That's gonna get me to the movies on time.
因我不是死蠢白癡仔，我是鍾彼得斯 'Cause I'm not a shithead idiot fuck-up, I'm Jon Peters.
我人生唯一問題，就是太愛扑女 My only problem in life is that I love tail too much.
我好愛，鍾意到暈 I love it. I love it so much.
我好愛，那是你姐姐？ I love it so much.
不 - Is that your sister? - No.
-你女友？ -不是 - It's your girlfriend? - No.
我很愛上床，遲早會害死我 I love it so much, it's gonna kill me one day.
-知我上過幾多女人？ -不知道 - You know how much tail I get? - No.
所有 All of it.
全都是我的 It's all mine.
-你喜歡芭芭拉史翠珊？ -喜歡… - You like Barbra Streisand? - Yeah...
真的？ - You do? - Mmm-hmm.
真的？ Do you?
喜歡啊 Yeah.
我也喜歡 I do, too.
開始悶了，但你知道的… Gets boring, but you know...
喜歡 Yeah.
若你搞亂我間屋，我會殺你全家 I'm gonna kill you and your family if you fuck up my house.
-明白？有養貓嗎？ -沒有 - Okay? Do you have a cat? - No. No.
-有養狗嗎？ -沒有 - You got a dog? - No.
-有兄弟姐妹？ -弟弟 - Your brother and sister... - Brother.
有弟弟？我會在你面前掐死你弟弟 Yeah. Your brother? I'm gonna fucking choke your brother out right in front of you.
我出門後，史提夫會看著你們 Okay, Steve's gonna look after you while I'm gone.
很高興認識你，加里 希望你被嚇壞 Uh, it's a pleasure to meet you, Gary. I want you to be horrified.
-知道 -你命懸一線 - Okay. - Your life's on the line.
但你明白的，對吧？ But you know from that, right?
街頭都是這樣混 It's the way of the streets.
史翠珊小姐？ Miss Streisand?
嗨，我是史提夫 Hi, it's Steve. Mmm-hmm.
對，他剛走了 Yes, he just left.
我覺得你可能想知道 他今晚訂了張水床 I also thought you might wanna know that he ordered a waterbed this evening.
就現在 Right now. Mmm-hmm.
四個小孩和一個女孩 或是個年輕女人 Four small children and a girl or a young woman.
老實說，我不知道她多大 To be honest, I don't know what she is.
對，好的 Mmm-hmm. Yeah. Okay.
是的，一定會 多謝史翠珊小姐，拜拜 Yes. Sure will. Thanks, Miss Streisand. Uh-huh. Bye.
好了 Okay.
我曾為茱莉安德絲工作 I used to work with Julie Andrews.
Oh.
她很難搞的 She was difficult.
Mmm-hmm.
他説要殺了格雷 He said he was gonna kill Greg.
（胖伯尼 環保生活）
搞掂，走吧 We're done, let's go.
砰 Boo.
討厭鬼 Jerks.
「我要掐死你弟弟」 "I'm gonna choke your brother."
Uh-huh.
我剛才一直忍著，但其實我想講… I kept it inside, but what I wanted to say was,
「不，是我要掐死你」 "No, I'm gonna choke you."
-是嗎？ -我本來會説的 - Oh, yeah? - I would've said it.
但我試圖保持冷靜，我想保持… I was trying to stay cool though. I was trying to stay...
讓開 Scooch over.
掉頭…該死 Back it up. Oh, fuck.
我們回山上，好嗎？ We're going back up the hill, okay?
好 Okay.
水床如何？ How'd it turn out?
很好，很順利 It was good. Went well.
你沒搞亂我間屋吧？ You didn't fuck up my house, did you?
沒有 No.
你還好嗎？看得清嗎？ You okay? Can you see okay?
-可以 -你為何不… - Yeah. - Well, why don't you just...
你不如掉頭進車道，然後直駛 Why don't you just back in the driveway, and then you can go straight.
史提夫，史提夫 Steve. Steve.
你搞砸了，老友，你搞砸了 她有打來嗎？ You blew it, man. You blew it. Did she call?
沒有 No.
該死的，史提夫 God damn it, Steve.
他媽的在哪…該死的 Where the fuck is the... God damn.
車裡該死的沒汽油，史提夫 There's no gas-o in the goddamn car-o, Steve-o.
仆街 Motherfucker.
你們一起多久了？ How long you guys been together?
-我和她？ -是啊 - Me and her? - Yeah.
-我們沒有在一起 -我們沒有 - Oh, we're not together. - We're not together.
為甚麼？ Why not?
我不知道 I don't know.
甚麼？ What?
我二十八歲了 I'm 28.
-甚麼？ -我二十五歲 - What's that? - I'm 25.
你二十五歲？幾時生日？ You're 25? When's your birthday?
-十二月 -十二月 - December. - December.
你是山羊座？人馬座？ Are you a Capricorn? Sagittarius?
-人馬座 -人馬座 - Sagittarius. - Sagittarius.
十二月幾號？十三？ December what? 13?
-十五 -十五 - Fifteen. - Fifteen.
我只猜早了兩天 I was only two off.
若你不做髮型師，想做甚麼？ What do you wanna do if you're not gonna do hair?
你有兄弟姐妹嗎？ Do you have sisters, or brothers, or anything?
有姐妹 Sisters.
比你大或小？ Are they older or younger?
比我大 Older.
你是最小的？ So you're the youngest?
你爸呢？跟你爸關係好嗎？ How about your dad? Do you have a good relationship with your dad?
-好 -他做甚麼的？ - Yeah. - What's he do?
地產 Real estate.
是嗎？ Oh, yeah?
是他教你開車的？ Did he teach you how to drive?
你開得很好 You're really good at it.
-謝謝 -真的 - Thanks. - Yeah.
那不容易，加里就做不到 It's not easy. Gary can't do it.
好了，慢點好嗎？車在那裡 All right. Just slow it down now, okay? There she is.
夠位駛過嗎？夠？ Okay, do you have enough room? Yeah?
你確定？ - Mm-hmm. - You sure?
應該夠 I think so.
我停在旁邊，免得被撞到…我來吧 I parked on the side so no one would hit it. You know what? Here.
若撞到，我不想讓你負責 I don't want you to have to bear the burden in case we hit it.
給我，我掌軚… Here, why don't I take the wheel,
你踩離合器，輕輕剎車 and then you just put your foot on the clutch and just feather the brake.
沒錯，我們合作？ That's it. We'll do it together, okay?
好，我們合作，來吧 Yeah, we'll do it together, okay? Here we go.
對，慢慢來，慢慢…深呼吸 Oh, yeah. Smooth. Smooth, yeah. Just breathe.
我們行的，可以的 應該可以了 We got it. Yeah, we got it. I think we got it.
看，你看…那邊，看到嗎？ Look. Look, look. Over there. You see?
行了 We got it.
我們成功了 We did it.
做得很好，艾拉娜 That's so good, Alana.
噢 Oh.
-對，沒有 -我們沒撞到它 - Yeah. No. - We didn't hit it at all.
我… I...
噢，你很香 Oh, you smell so good. Whoo!
加里…加里… Gary. Gary, Gary, Gary.
我去買汽油，之後就走 Get some gas, I'll be on my way.
激氣…排長龍，老友 Oh, shit. Look at this line, man.
逼到似罐頭沙甸魚 繼續開，這裡左轉 Fucking sardines packed in a can. Go, just make a left here.
我他媽的才不會排隊 I'm not fucking waiting in this motherfucker.
好了，讓那輛車過去 All right, let that car just go past. There you go.
現在停車 Okay, now, stop it.
他們會讓開的 Oh, they'll... They'll move out of the way.
好，好了，停車 Yeah, yeah, okay. Okay, stop the car.
老天！激氣，麻鬼煩！ God! Fuck. Son of a bitch. Fucking shit!
你在入甚麼，賤種？ What you got, motherfucker?
這裡是丘馬什地區！ Fucking Chumash Territory!
這些混蛋不知自己在誰的地盤 Goddamn sons of bitches don't even know where they are.
來啊，賤種，來啊 Yeah, motherfucker, that's right.
這是我的噴嘴了 It's my nozzle now.
走，快走 Go. Let's go. Let's go.
-快掉頭…掉頭！掉頭！ -現在？ - Just reverse it. - Now? Reverse, reverse, reverse.
-答我啊！ -好吧 - It's your move! - Okay.
-冷靜 -這是我的噴嘴 - Relax. - It's my nozzle.
（油泵關閉）
想入油嗎，鍾？我拿了你的汽油 Want some gas, Jon? I got your gas.
我拿了你的汽油，鍾 I got your gas right here, Jon.
鍾彼得斯的法拉利… Jon Peters' Ferrari...
（無油）
弊 No.
不 Come on.
大劑 Oh, no.
我們在哪？ Where are we?
我不知道 I don't know.
不，不，無油了，你要推車 No, no, no, we ran out of gas. You have to push the truck.
他媽的還看？快推 The fuck are you staring at? Push the truck.
你搞甚麼？ What are you doing?
上車 Get in.
抓緊 Hold on.
若夠運，萬特樂那街口是綠燈… If we get lucky and make the light at Ventura,
我們可右轉去76油站 I think I can make a right and get us to the 76 station.
如果轉左，美孚油站更近 If you make the left, the Mobil station's closer.
（萬特樂）
我要衝紅燈 I'm gonna blow this stop sign.
我信你 I trust you.
（格尼斯塔街）
天啊…艾拉娜！好犀利！ Oh, my... Alana! Hard! Core!
犀利啊，艾拉娜！ Hardcore, Alana!
各位，在後面沒事吧？還好嗎？ Fellas, you okay back there? You okay?
天啊…我們成功了！我們…你… Oh, my... We did it! We... You...
艾拉娜，你成功了 我…我們成功了！ Alana, you did it. I... We did it! Oh!
我們竟活下來了 How did we survive?
（恩西諾郵局）
搞甚麼？ What the...
路中間怎麼有報紙架… It's a goddamn newsstand in the middle of fucking...
對，你該死的… Yeah, you fucking... Yeah, that's right.
聽說過跟教練吵架的事嗎？ Did you hear that whole thing that went down with that other instructor
前幾天在球場上？就像... at the courts the other day? It was, like...
嘿 - Hey. - Hi.
-嗨 -你喜歡花生醬三文治嗎？ Do you like peanut butter sandwiches?
花生醬？ Peanut butter?
-不太喜歡 -不喜歡？ - Not really. No. - No?
幼滑的還是粗粒的？ Like, creamy or nutty?
隨你喜歡 However you like it.
我喜歡帶點粗粒 I like it a bit nutty.
誰更擅長反手？ Who's got the better backhand?
不，你擅長反手 你擅長發球，發球有力 You do. No, you have the serve.
剛打了場好比賽？ You have a bigger serve. - She's got a good ground game? - Yeah.
-對 -是啊
（土生土長） （請選瓦克斯做市長）
-喂？ -拜恩？ - Hello? - Brian?
是？ Yes?
嗨，我是艾拉娜凱恩 Hi, it's Alana Kane.
Drive their own cars...
艾拉娜 Alana.
哇…嗨，你好嗎？ Wow. Hi. How are you?
我很好，你呢？ I'm good. How are you?
我很好 I'm doing fine.
你近來在做甚麼？ What are you doing?
沒甚麼 Not much.
我打來問你是否 仍為喬爾瓦克斯工作？ I was calling to see if you still work for Joel Wachs?
是，當然是 Yes, I sure do.
你需要義工嗎？ Well, do you need volunteers?
一直都需要 We always do.
你説你嗎？ Do you mean you?
是 Yes.
艾拉娜… Alana...
請加入我們，我們需要你 please come and work with us. We need you.
我見過你怎做功課 I've seen how you do your homework.
天啊，你還記得？ Oh, my God, you remember that?
當然，我怎會忘記？ Yes, of course. How could I forget?
我們需要你 We need you.
（讓喬爾瓦克斯當市長） （選瓦克斯做市長）
（土生土長） （選瓦克斯做市長）
（喬爾瓦克斯） （競選洛杉磯市長）
（適當人選 適切理由）
艾拉娜 Alana.
嗨 Hi.
-你好嗎？ -很好，你呢？ - How are you? - Good. How are you?
我很好，很高興見到你 I'm good. Good, it's good to see you.
我也是 Good to see you, too.
給你介紹各位 Let me introduce you to everybody.
歡迎加入助選團 Welcome to our campaign.
I'm just gonna give this to you.
Tess, this is Alana...
- Hi. - ...our newest volunteer.
-幸會 -這位是伊麗莎白 - Nice to meet you. - Over here is Elizabeth. We have Richard. They're in a meeting.
這是史賓沙，查克在打電話 We have Spencer, Chuck's on the phone.
Let me introduce you. Hey, Ted. Ah, he's busy.
Don't worry about it.
So, here's where we're gonna be spending most of our time.
我們在打電話 We're making phone calls.
喬爾，你是城裡最年輕的議員… Joel, you're the youngest councilman in the city,
-亦是唯一單身的 -沒錯 you're also its only bachelor.
你怎抽時間社交？ - Yes. - How do you find time for a social life?
單身代表我有更多時間工作… Being single means I have more time to work,
反正當議員的日程 也幾乎毀了社交生活，所以… and a councilman's schedule pretty much ruins the social life anyways, so...
你的約會對象怎麼説？ What do your dates say about that?
他們甚麼都沒説 They're not saying anything.
我不去任何約會 I'm not going on any dates.
你可以想像到… As you can imagine,
有些人難以… it's probably pretty difficult for somebody
像我一樣出席所有社交活動 to be a part of all the social events that I'm a part of.
跟上我的忙碌日程 You know, keep up with my busy schedule.
但是… But, um...
我幻想很快有天會有人… I imagine someday soon somebody's gonna come along
想和我一起分擔，所以… who'll wanna share that with me, so...
你肯定有些對象吧？ Certainly you have some prospects?
我聽過無數次 「孩子，我有女生介紹給你」 I can't tell you how many times I've heard, "Boy, have I got the girl for you."
我透過地區居民 遇過一些很傑出的女性 And I've met some pretty magnificent women through my district residents.
但我跟她們說… But I'll tell you what I tell them,
「我很抱歉，但我真的沒空」 and that's, "I'm sorry but my time is spoken for."
好吧，祝你好運 - Well, good luck. - Thank you.
謝謝
為報導拍張照吧，偉克斯議員 Let's get one photo for the paper, if you don't mind, Councilman Wachs.
是瓦克斯 - It's "Wachs." - Wachs. Wachs.
瓦克斯…瓦克斯
麻煩你站…對 If you don't mind, let's have you... Yeah.
跟你媽媽站在一起好嗎？ Let's have you stand with your mother over here, yeah?
為你們拍張漂亮照片 Have a nice little picture of you guys, and...
-好 -你為他的競選付出良多 - For sure. - Since you're doing so much for his campaign.
There you go. Put your hand...
Why don't you put your hand on her shoulder? And then, ma'am,
- if you grab the telephone... - Councilman?
議員？ - Yes? - We'll handle it, sir.
給你介紹，我朋友艾拉娜凱恩 Wanted to introduce you to a friend of mine. This is Alana Kane.
-她是義工 -嘿 - She's a volunteer. - Oh, hey.
-義工，哇 -嗨，很榮幸… - Oh, volunteer. Wow. - Hi. It's an honor
-見到你 -很榮幸 - to meet you. - Wow, what a pleasure.
不，是我很榮幸，感謝你來幫忙 No, I'm honored to meet you. Thank you for coming on board.
我很有誠信 I have integrity.
我也是 Me too.
-我知道 -誠實 - I know. - Honest.
-好吧 -我也是 - Okay. - Mmm-hmm. I'm that too.
這片是公共土地… This is public land which the state bought for $34,000
加州用三萬四千元購得…
而眾所周知它值幾百萬元 when everyone knew it was worth millions.
山姆約爾蒂和他的富豪朋友… Sam Yorty and his cronies would gladly destroy this beautiful
會樂於摧毀這美麗的 22.5萬平方英畝山脈… 225,000 square acre mountain chain for favors, payoffs, and ugly houses
來換取利益、賄款 和只有他的朋友才住得起的醜陋房子 that only their friends can afford.
但其實不必如此 But it needn't be that way, you see.
我明白這太瘋狂，人人都在談革命… I understand it's crazy, and everybody's talking about a revolution,
但大可不必如此 but it doesn't have to be that.
我們只需要當權者… All that we need are people in positions of power
謹記剛當選時的初心 to remember to be who they were when they were voted in.
停，非常好 And cut. That was great.
-我認為這次最好 -很不錯 - I think that was the one. - That felt really good.
-對，很棒，喬爾 -非常好 - Yeah, I mean, that was terrific, Joel. - It was great.
沒錯 It did.
你準備好了？開始？ You ready? We good?
-準備好 -很好 - Yeah. - Good.
你會怎回應那些認為… What would you say to the people that think
你太年輕和經驗不足的人？ you're too young and don't have enough experience?
我會説「多謝讚賞」 I would say, "Thank you very much for the compliment."
對不起…可否再說一次？錄不到 Sorry, sorry, just... Can you say that again? We didn't get that.
有無搞錯 Really?
行了 Yeah. Oh, yeah.
對不起，議員 Sorry, Councilman.
大家都開始了？行了？ Everybody rolling? Good?
再來一次 One more time.
所以，議員… So, Councilman,
你會怎回應那些人說… what would you say to the people that say,
「你太年輕和經驗不足」？ "You're too young and don't have enough experience"?
我會説「多謝讚賞」 I would say, "Thank you very much for the compliment."
以我所見… The way I look at it...
對不起 你在錄嗎？你… I'm sorry. Are you rolling? Did you...
-你在錄嗎？ -好像沒菲林了 - Are you rolling? - I think we rolled out.
要暫停五分鐘，我很抱歉 We're gonna need to take five. I'm so sorry.
不要緊，沒事 It's okay. It's okay.
喬爾，別忘了明天我們要去… So, Joel, don't forget, tomorrow we got that
-託盧卡湖鄰里議會 -對，沒錯 Toluca Lake neighborhood council thing.
-對 -他們想你十點到… - Yeah. - They'd love you there at 10,
-可以的話 -彈珠機是怎麼回事？ if you can get there. What's been going on with the pinball?
雅茲打給我… Art's calling me...
有聽説薩克斯法官的事？ Did you hear about Judge Sachs?
-我聽過 -結束了 - I did, yeah. - It's over.
他五場全輸，就這樣 He lost five games to nothing. So that's done.
-就這樣？ -彈珠機在洛杉磯將再次合法… - That's it? - Pinball will be legal again
這是第一次… in LA for the first time since...
-哇 -自1939年被禁以來 - Wow - It's been illegal since 1939.
你能相信嗎？ - Can you believe it? - I can believe it.
我信
這條例一開始就過時兼歧視… It's an outmoded discriminatory law
當然要花這麼長時間 in the first place so, of course it took this long.
若我要打給雅茲 我要百分百肯定禁令會被推翻 If I'm gonna call Art, I need to know 100% that this thing is passing.
推翻了，我跟法庭上的自己人談過 Oh, it's passing. It's done. I talked to all my people with the court.
-結束了，決議明天公佈 -好極 It's over. - Decision comes out tomorrow. - Good.
對，加里華倫泰 Yes, it's Gary Valentine.
我成立了一間新公司… I started a new company, and, um, I'm looking for some pinball machines.
我在找些彈珠機
沒有？ No?
好吧 Okay.
謝謝你接聽我電話 祝你愉快，占美 Well, thank you for picking up my call. Have a good day, Jimmy.
真的被我猜中你在做甚麼？ Are you doing what I think you're doing?
你認為我在做甚麼？ What do you think I'm doing?
打電話四圍找彈珠機 Calling people about pinball machines.
我正是這樣做 That's what I'm doing.
因為？ Because?
因為我們可以開首間彈珠場 Because we could be the first place open that has them.
因為我們可開辦「胖伯尼彈珠場」 Because we could start "Fat Bernie's Pinball Palace."
我們與偉人共度了一天 You know, we spent the day with a great man
他真的想改變這城市的管理方式 who's really trying to make a change on how this city runs,
而你他媽的只聽到… and the only thing you fucking heard was,
「彈珠機即將合法」 "Pinball machines are about to be legal."
我也聽到其它的事 I heard other things, too.
你好，我是加里華倫泰 Yello. Gary Valentine here.
唐，謝謝你極速覆我電話 Don, thank you for calling me back so swiftly.
「極速」？ "Swiftly"?
你是誰啊？ - Who are you? - Yes.
是的
對 Yes.
有甚麼時間配合到你行程… Is there a time that's convenient for you, within your plans,
可讓我過來看看設備？ that I could come lay some eyes on the equipment?
-好心你啦，加里 -好，好極 - Give me a fucking break, Gary. - Great. Great.
只是十分鐘車程，馬上過來 非常感謝你，唐 I'm 10 minutes away, I'll be right over. Thank you so much, Don.
我不會載你去 I'm not driving you.
好極，因為我可以自己開車 That's great news 'cause I can drive myself.
你要自己去嗎，大男人？ You're gonna go on your own? Big man.
對，沒錯 Yes, I am.
你抽口煙，都會像廢柴一樣作嘔 You smoke those cigarettes, you're gonna throw up like a little bitch.
這些煙？ These cigarettes?
這裡這些？ These ones right here?
「特大號梅本」 "King size Mayburn."
你才不夠膽 You don't have the balls.
我比你更型 I'm cooler than you.
別忘了 Don't forget it.
我型不型 不到你說，阿嬸 I don't need you to tell me whether I'm cool or not, old lady.
你說甚麼？ - What was that? - I said "milady."
-我説「女王」 -甚麼意思？ - I said "milady." - What was that, then?
-甚麼意思？ -「女王大人」 - What was that? - "My lady."
我型不型，不需要你來說 I don't need you to tell me whether I'm cool or not.
你不型，而且口臭 You're not cool, and your breath smells.
你也是 Says you.
而且你很老 And you're old.
我老？ I'm old?
我不知道甚麼叫型？ I don't know what's cool?
改變世界不算型？ Changing the world isn't cool?
去問拜恩你夠不夠型吧 Go ask Brian if you're cool.
我會 I will.
誰覺得你有型，加里？ Who thinks you're cool, Gary?
你的水床擁躉？ Your waterbed fans?
素兒、柯克和馬克？ Sue, Kirk, and Mark?
我還有其他朋友 I hang out with more people than that.
你根本不知道世上發生甚麼事 You don't even know what's going on in the world.
你認為世界圍著加里華倫泰轉… You think that the world revolves around Gary Valentine
還有你想的蠢主意 and whatever stupid shit you come up with.
-的確是 -不是 - It does. - It doesn't.
-它是 -不是，有更重要的事 - It does. - It doesn't. It's about more.
-不，不是 -是 - No, it's not. - Yes, it is.
-不是 -是 - No, it's not. - Yes, it is.
艾拉娜，你本來還在我高中為孩子拍照… Alana, you would still be taking pictures
現在是多得我 at my high school of children if it wasn't for me.
你只會談彈珠機 You're talking about pinball machines...
而我是個政客 I'm a politician.
我要整理好我的生活 I need to get my life together.
那你去整理啊 So, get it together.
你去哪？ Where are you going?
我要出去 I'm going out.
好吧，我載你 Okay, I'll take you.
來嘛，你到底想不想去看 那些白癡彈珠機？ Come on, you wanna go see these stupid pinball machines or what?
加里，我可載你去，不要緊 Gary, I'm gonna take you, it's fine.
加里 Gary.
你怎麼回事？ What is your problem?
你夠膽上車試試 Don't you get in that car.
你他媽的不准上車 Don't you fucking get in that car.
該死的加里華倫泰，若你上車… Gary fucking Valentine, if you get in that...
我以後不會再理你 I will never speak to you ever again.
停車啊！ Just stop.
早晨，我是艾拉娜凱恩 從瓦克斯議員辦公室打來 Good morning. This is Alana Kane calling from Councilman Joel Wachs' office.
你現在方便嗎？ Am I catching you at a good time?
你有否聽説過議員致力… I'm calling to ask if you've heard
減少本地貪污… of the councilman's efforts to reduce corruption in our local...
去你的 Well, fuck you, then.
那分析是怎麼回事？ So, um, what's going on with the analysis?
是萊恩巴頓的事，很小事，但… Oh, yeah, that's Len Barton's thing. They're small, but...
早晨，我是艾拉娜凱恩 從瓦克斯議員辦公室打來 Good morning. This is Alana Kane calling from Councilman Joel Wachs' office.
你現在方便嗎？ Am I catching you at a good time?
對，我打來… Yes, I'm calling...
-艾拉娜，對不起 -抱歉，我要收線了 - Alana. - Oh, I'm so sorry, - I have to go. - Oh, sorry about that.
對不起 - Um... - Sorry.
可以跟你說件事？ Is it okay if I tell you something?
好 Yeah.
人人都知我一向… Um, I've been known to be
有點健忘、心不在焉… a little forgetful, absent-minded, and, um...
你看，我連要說甚麼都忘了 Look at me, I can't even remember what I'm saying.
但自從你來到… But, ever since you've gotten here,
我便很有條理、有幹勁、深受啟發 I've been very organized, capable, and inspired.
所以，謝謝你 So, thank you for that.
謝謝你，議員 Thank you, Councilman.
就這樣 That's it.
早晨，我是艾拉娜凱恩 從瓦克斯議員辦公室打來 Good morning. This is Alana Kane calling from Joel Wachs' office.
你現在方便嗎？ Am I catching you at a good time?
你有否聽説過議員致力… I'm calling to ask if you've heard
減少本地貪污… of the councilman's efforts to reduce corruption in our local...
去你的 Well, fuck you, then.
瓦克斯議員辦公室 我是艾拉娜，怎可幫到你？ Councilman Joel Wachs' office. This is Alana. How may I help you?
-嘿，是我 -噢，嘿 - Hey, it's me. - Oh, hey.
你在做甚麼？ What are you doing?
在工作，你在做甚麼？ Working. What are you doing?
加里剛過來放下一張傳單 是他的彈珠場 Gary just came by and dropped off a flier for his Pinball Palace.
他説了甚麼？ What did he say?
他想問我們會不會去 Well, he wanted to see if we would go.
而且他想確保你知道這件事 And he wanted to make sure you knew about it.
他還説了甚麼？ What else did he say?
我覺得他想念你 Well, I think he misses you.
他這樣説？ He said that?
沒有，但他看來很難過 No, but he looked really sad.
還很貼心 And sweet.
他問起拜恩的事 He asked about Brian.
Hmm.
你該去他的彈珠場 You should just go to his pinball store.
我去不到，我在工作 I can't, I'm working.
但他們有派免費百事 But they have free Pepsi.
而且營業到午夜 And it's open till midnight.
-百事… -還有樂隊 - Pepsi... - There's a band.
免費百事…丹妮爾 我在為老人減免物業稅… Free Pepsi... Danielle, I'm eliminating state property tax for the elderly,
和拯救山脈，而你在講免費百事 and saving the mountains, and you're talking about free Pepsi.
拜恩，見到那傢伙嗎？ Brian, do you see that guy over there?
12號仔？ Number 12 guy?
對，我覺得他在監視我們 Yeah. I think he's spying on us.
他一直望過來，像個變態 He keeps looking over here like a creep.
你不覺得他奇怪？ He doesn't look weird to you?
一點吧 He does a little.
他整個早上都在 He's been there all morning.
去跟他談談 Go say something to him.
別管他就好 Just leave him.
若他一直待在那裡，我會去說 If he stays there too long, I'll say something.
你也是…星期四？ Yeah, you too. Thursday?
我可幫到你嗎？ Can I help you?
我不知道 I don't know.
你盯着我們的辦公室 You're staring at our office.
是啊，我雙眼總要看些甚麼吧 Yeah, my eyes need someplace to go.
你在這裡做甚麼？ What are you doing here?
我在等朋友 I'm waiting for my friend.
你朋友是誰？ Who's your friend?
你不認識的人 No one you'd know.
快走 Move it.
遠離我們辦公室，去街尾 Away from our office. Go down the street.
Well...
這裡是個自由的國家 This is a free country...
你何不回去你那小辦公室… so why don't you just go on back to your little office
在我開始問你問題之前 before I start asking you questions.
有問題嗎？ Is there a problem?
我沒有 Not from me.
你走吧 Why don't you get out of here?
好，我很快就走 Hmm? Oh, yeah, I'm on my way.
-他説了甚麼？ -我不知道 - What was he saying? - I don't know.
-胖伯尼彈珠場，今晚開張 -來彈球場玩 - Fat Bernie's Pinball Palace. - Tonight. Come out to the Pinball Palace.
-今晚來胖伯尼彈珠場 -今晚來彈珠場 Come to Fat Bernie's Pinball Palace tonight.
有樂隊和免費百事 胖伯尼彈珠場 Guest band and a free Pepsi. Fat Bernie's Pinball Palace.
有各款新機，今晚來胖伯尼彈珠場 2001. Fireball. Jive Time. Fat Bernie's Pinball Palace, tonight.
放學後柯克會去接你 Kirk's gonna pick you up after school.
你盡量多派傳單 Hand as many of these out as you can.
-好 -好吧，我愛你 - Okay. - Okay. I love you.
沒年齡限制，今晚來胖伯尼彈珠場 No age limit at Fat Bernie's Pinball Palace tonight.
胖伯尼彈珠場，日落時營業 Fat Bernie's Pinball Palace. Opens at sundown.
Pinball Palace. Opens at sundown.
來彈珠場，日落時營業 Come to Pinball Palace. Opens at sundown.
-我們有各種新機… -胖伯尼彈珠場，日落時營業 We got Fireball, we got Jive Time... Fat Bernie's Pinball Palace. Opens at sundown.
-胖伯尼彈珠場，日落時營業 -胖伯尼彈珠場 Fat Bernie's Pinball Palace. Opens at sundown. Fat Bernie's Pinball Palace.
Free Pepsi. Opens at sundown.
We got Fireball at Pinball Palace. Fat Bernie's.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
女士們 - Hey, Kirk. - Ladies.
嗨，加里，請站上去 Hi, Gary. Please step up over here.
今晚約了人吃飯嗎，先生？ You have a dinner tonight, sir?
希望吧，希望吧 I hope so. I hope so.
好極 That's great.
外套 Jacket. Mmm-hmm.
小心…
（胖伯尼彈珠場）
嘿，嘿，老友，老友 Hey, hey, buddy, buddy, buddy.
你會弄壞彈珠機 You're gonna break the machine.
嘿 Hey.
老友，冷靜 Hey, man, cool out.
你聽到嗎？老友，停！ Hey, can you hear me? Buddy, stop!
你滾開，老友 Hey, I'm telling you to fuck off, man.
好，夠了，你要走 Okay. Okay, you're out of here.
你要走 You're out of here.
（合法了！） （彈珠）
你冷靜完才進來 Come inside when you're ready to be cool.
這是甚麼？這是甚麼？ 單車泊旁邊 What is this? What is this?
單車泊旁邊 傑克、馬蒂，單車泊旁邊 Bikes to the side. Jack, Matty, bikes to the side.
-已泊在旁邊！ -泊旁邊… - They are on the side! - Bikes to the side,
你擋住門口！ you're blocking the entrance!
那外套給我 Hand me that jacket.
給你，不知道是誰的 Here. Don't know whose it is.
好吧 Yeah.
我很高興你在這裡 I'm really glad you're here.
我有跟你說過嗎？ I told you that?
我也很高興在這裡 I'm glad I'm here, too.
瓦克斯議員辦公室，我是艾拉娜 Councilman Wachs' office. Alana speaking.
艾拉娜，幸好你未走 Oh, Alana, I'm so glad I caught you.
嗨，議員 Oh, hi, Councilman.
嗨，我想問，你不忙的話… Hi. I was wondering, if you're not too busy,
能過來和我喝一杯嗎？ if you could come meet me for a drink?
我？ Me?
是，你…定會很愉快，對吧？ Yes, you. It'll be nice, right?
我們很快喝一杯，去左岸餐廳？ We could have a quick drink, I was thinking, Rive Gauche?
聽起來不錯 That sounds nice.
就喝一小杯 Just one small drink.
我不想阻你太久，但… I don't wanna keep you too long, but, um,
你該馬上來 you should come straight away.
這很重要 It's important.
好，馬上來 Right, straight away.
非常感謝，艾拉娜，待會見 Thanks so much, Alana. See you soon.
待會見 I'll see you soon.
議員忘了拿銀包 The councilman forgot his wallet.
-又忘了？ -是啊 - Again? - Yeah.
他絕對贏不了，對吧？ He's never gonna win, is he?
你甚麼意思？ What do you mean?
他一團亂，總是忘東忘西 He's a mess. Forgets everything.
不是忘了銀包 就是鎖匙、公事包 If it's not his wallet, it's his keys or his briefcase.
我去過他家三次，去拿文件 I've gone to his house three times to pick up paperwork.
是，但這不代表他不會贏 Yeah, but that doesn't mean he's not gonna win.
我跟你一起去 - I'll go with you. - No.
不
No.
不用 No.
你繼續鎖門吧 Just finish locking up.
好吧 Okay.
找到了 Found it.
晚點見？ Guess I'll see you later?
當然 Sure.
在塔扎納的波布餐廳等？ Wanna meet at Tarzana Bobs?
塔扎納的波布餐廳，好極 Tarzana Bobs. Sounds good.
再見 - Goodbye. - Bye.
拜拜
別再玩…別再玩了，走 Stop playing. Stop playing. Leave.
-但我入了錢… -走，離開 - But I put my money... - Leave. Leave.
-但我… -這店是我的，走 - But, I... - I own the place. Leave.
你好，艾絲 - Hello, Este. - Hey.
嘿
嘿，加里 - Hey, Gary. - Hey.
嘿
這裡真的很棒 This is really great.
有人塗了趾甲油 Someone did their toes.
-沒錯 -我喜歡，我喜歡 - I did do my toes. - I like them. I like them.
-我很喜歡 -謝謝 - I like them. I like them. - Thank you.
謝謝你來，真的 - Thank you for coming. Really. - It's a big night.
今晚是大日子
兩位女士很美 You ladies look great.
謝謝 Thank you.
你有機會跟艾拉娜談過嗎？ Did you get a chance to talk with Alana?
-頂！ -她會來嗎？ - Fuck! - She gonna come?
你知道她在哪裡工作吧？ You know where she works, right?
知道 Yeah.
你是叫我去嗎？我… Are you telling me to go? I...
是啊 Yeah.
去啊 Go.
我和她談過，我説 「不，不可能做到」 No, I spoke to her, and I said, "No, it's not possible to do that."
- You know what I mean? - Yeah?
沒錯，她不介意 - And she was okay? - Yeah, she was fine with it.
艾拉娜！ Alana!
艾拉娜 Alana.
-嗨 -嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
給你介紹個老朋友，馬修 I wanna introduce you to my old friend, Matthew.
噢，幸會 Oh, nice to meet you.
-幸會 -這是艾拉娜 - Nice to meet you. - This is Alana.
她替我搞競選活動，很幫到忙 She works with me on the campaign. She's been such a terrific help.
- Mmm-hmm. - I...
她幫忙拍那些電視宣傳片 She helped make those TV spots, actually.
對，我幫忙造那個「誠信」廣告牌 Yes. I helped with the "Integrity" billboard.
諸如此類，你做了很多事，別害羞 That and, like, 100 other things you've done. Don't be shy.
事關重要，自然做得輕鬆 Things come easily when they matter so much.
真有趣，我們剛在談論這個 It's funny, we were just talking about that.
-真的？ -是啊 - Really? - Yeah.
-小姐 -嗨 - Madame. - Hi.
要點甚麼嗎？ May I get you something?
一杯馬天尼 Uh... A martini.
馬天尼…伏特加還是氈酒 Martini. Vodka or gin?
伏特加溝氈酒 Vodka-gin.
要橄欖或青檸嗎？ Would you like an olive or a lime with it?
要 Yes.
好的，小姐 Yeah, madame.
我為何還要留在這裡？ Why am I even staying in this?
這裡難找嗎？ Did you have any trouble, um, finding the place?
-不難找 -不難？ - Oh, no. - No?
不，我常來的 No, I come here all the time.
好極 That's good.
你還拖這可憐的女孩下水 And now, you're dragging this poor girl into it.
我們就享用甜品好嗎？ Can we please just enjoy dessert?
冷靜些？不會有事的 艾拉娜點的酒快來了 And settle down? Everything's gonna be fine. Alana's got her drink coming.
那是你的競選口號嗎？ Is that your campaign slogan?
「不會有事，只要沒人發現我的本性」 "Everything is gonna be fine as long as no one finds out who I really am."
我在處理很多你不明白的事 I'm dealing with so many things that you don't understand.
跟我說說啊 So tell me.
你知道… Do you have any idea how uncomfortable I am all day long?
-我整天多麼不自在嗎？ -我不明白
不知道，因為你從不跟我說 I can't understand. No, because you don't tell me these things.
就一次我想自在一下… The one time, the one time that I wanna feel comfortable,
你卻硬是要令我不自在 you go out and make me feel uncomfortable.
我沒對你做任何事，喬爾 I haven't done anything to you, Joel.
好吧 Okay.
我沒打電話給這女孩 I didn't call this girl. You called her.
-是你打給她 -但你為此生氣 Okay, but you're upset that I called her.
是，因為我不受重視 Yes, I'm upset because nothing is about me.
-我們的關係不受重視 -我忘了你的脾性 Nothing is about us. Oh, yeah, I forget who I'm dealing with here.
「我是馬修馬歇爾，我最重要」 "I'm Matthew Marshall, and, uh, it's always about me."
不 No.
不，不，喬爾 No, no, Joel.
重要的從來都不是我，所以我才傷心 It's never about me, and that's why I'm sad.
聽著… Well, look...
我們在這裡，在吃晚餐 We're here, we're having dinner.
你約我來吃晚餐 You asked me to come to dinner.
我很累，但我來了吃晚餐 I'm tired, and I'm here at dinner.
你還想我做甚麼？ What more do you want from me?
我想獨佔你 I want you to myself.
這世界不是這樣運作的，不是嗎？ Well, that's just not how the world works, is it?
我不知道 I don't know.
那你需要長大了 Well, then you need to grow up.
早前有個男人在辦公室附近徘徊… There was a man hanging around the office earlier,
他現在就在這裡 and he's here now.
所以我才打給你 That's why I called.
我不認為這明智… Um, you see, I don't think it's wise for my personal life
我的私人生活 不該蓋過我們的第一要務 to distract from what our first priority is.
我們的第一要務是甚麼？ What is our first priority?
這社區、我的競選活動 我在努力的一切 Well, there's the community, my campaign, and everything that I'm working towards.
對，現在只是吃晚餐 所以我們要努力甚麼？ Mmm-hmm. Yes, and that's that, and this is dinner, so what are we working towards?
艾拉娜，你來跟我喝酒 So, Alana, you came to meet me for a drink.
但你來遲了… Um, you were running late,
所以現在，你要送你男友馬修回家 and now, you're going to be taking your boyfriend, Matthew, home.
她會送她的男友去他家… Is she gonna be taking her boyfriend to his house,
-還是你家？ -你小聲些好嗎？ or to your house? Would you please keep your voice down?
她會送你回你家 She's going to be taking you to your house.
那你會來嗎？ Are you gonna be coming there?
下次再談這事好嗎？拜托 Can we just discuss this at another time? Please.
-你今晚會來我家嗎，喬爾？ -可否下次… Are you gonna come to my house tonight, Joel?
再談？ Can we please just discuss this at another time?
-你想我… -不能… - Do you want me to... - Can't...
你想我等你嗎？ Do you want me to wait up for you?
不，馬修 No, Matthew.
謝謝你兩個來 Thank you both for coming.
我們去癲一晚吧 Let's go paint the town red.
-很高興你們… -去玩個盡興 - So nice of you guys to... - And black and blue.
謝謝，艾拉娜，你真好人 Thank you, Alana. You're very sweet.
你有男友嗎？ Do you have a boyfriend?
有，又不算有 Yes and no.
我不知道 I don't know.
他是賤男？ Is he a shit?
-是 -是啊 - Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah.
他們都是賤男，不是嗎？ They're all shits, aren't they?
Aw...
謝謝你，親愛的 Thank you, sweetheart.
你有種非常強大的感覺 You have a very powerful feeling.
謝謝你，馬修 Thank you, Matthew.
你好勁，你會彈甚麼？ You're very cool. What do you play?
結他 Guitar.
-嘿 -我也是 - Hey. - Me, too.
加里在哪？ Where's Gary?
你還好嗎？ Are you okay?
加里在哪？ Where's Gary?
他走了 He left.
他去了哪？ Where'd he go?
我不知道 I don't know.
射！射！射！
艾拉娜小姐，晚上好 Miss Alana. Good evening.
加里在嗎？ Is Gary here?
不，加里今晚沒來 No, Gary didn't come in tonight.
-你沒見過他？ -沒有 - You haven't seen him? - No.
你需要幫忙嗎？ Do you need some help?
不用，謝謝你，亨利 No, thank you, Henri.
（艾爾波特戲院） （《鐵金剛勇破黑魔黨》）
天啊 Oh, my God.
各位，各位！ Everyone, everyone! May I have your attention, please?
請大家注意
讓我為大家介紹 艾拉娜華倫泰太太 Let me introduce to you, Mrs. Alana Valentine.
白癡 Idiot.
嗨 Hi.
我愛你，加里 I love you, Gary.
翻譯：利慧中
獻給羅拔唐尼二世 （王子）