第一例恐水症记载于公元前2300年。受感染的动物在看到水时确实会发疯。
若未在48小时内接受治疗，则无药可医。
恐水症现在更常用拉丁语中表示“疯狂”的词语来指代：狂犬病。
嘿，本 我是兰伯特医生 Hey, Ben. Doc Lambert here.
别担心 我带了零食 Now, don't worry. I brought snacks.
好了 All right.
嘿，伙计 Hey, pal.
感觉不太舒服，是吧？ Not feeling so great, huh?
呃，咱俩一样，老兄 Ugh, you and me both, buddy.
我昨晚犯了个错，吃了加油站买的寿司 I made the mistake of eating gas-station sushi last night.
今天我就遭报应了 And I'm paying for that today.
没事的，本吉 It's okay, Benjy.
我们会让你好起来的 We'll get you feeling better.
医生来了 The doctor is in.
这个一点都不会痛的 Now this won't hurt a bit.
你有点宿醉啊，兄弟？ You got a bit of a hangover there, bud?
来吧，你以前也打过针的 Come on, you've had shots before.
好了，听医生的 Okay, doc's orders.
抱紧这只熊，然后挨一针 Hug the bear and take the jab.
相信我，这能让你好受点 Trust me, this'll make you feel better.
来吧 Come on.
来吧，伙计 Come on, pal.
嘿，兄弟 Hey, buddy.
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嘿！你知道爸爸在哪儿吗？我联系不上他 Hey! Do you know where Dad is? I can't get ahold of him.
哦，所以你打电话就为这个？ Well, so that's the reason you called?
拜托，老兄 饶了我吧，行吗？我需要他来接我 Come on, dude. Give me a break, okay? I need him to pick me up.
接你？从哪儿接你？ Pick you up? Pick you up from where?
机场 From the airport.
我现在在飞机上呢，笨蛋 I'm on a plane right now, doofus.
什么，你今天回来？ What, you're coming home today?
哦 该死 明白了 哦 Oh. Shit. Got it. Oh.
好吧，他从来记不住妈妈的事 Okay, well, he never remembered Mom.
抱歉 我的错 Sorry. My bad.
是我的错 呃，让我… It's my fault. Uh, let me just...
哈 可爱的小家伙，是吧？ Huh. Cute little guy, huh?
抱歉 Sorry.
替他向你道歉 Sorry about him.
他以前从没跟真正的女孩说过话 搞什么鬼？ He's never talked to a real girl before. What the fuck?
这样不好 兄弟，你是认真的吗？ Not cool. Dude, are you for real?
抱歉，他在哪儿？爸爸在哪儿？ Sorry, where is he? Where is Dad?
嗨 你觉得他会在哪儿？ Hi. Where do you think he is?
嗨 嗨 Hi. Hi.
让我猜猜 Let me guess.
他又在办公室工作一整天 答对了！ He's in his office all day, working. Bingo!
下周他还要去参加什么工作会议之类的， And he's going away to some, like, work conference or something next week,
所以你连他的面都见不着 so you won't even see him.
他们想把他的书改编成电影 谁知道呢？ They want to turn his book into a movie. Who knows?
等等 那我这个夏天还能见到他吗？ Wait. So am I even gonna see him at all this summer?
问题是，我这个夏天能见到你吗？ Question is, am I gonna see you this summer?
当然能 Of course you are.
听着，我得走了，但是… Look, I got to go, but...
我们很快会再见的，好吗？ I'll see you soon, okay?
好的 没问题 Yeah. You got it.
嗯，艾琳生我的气了 Well, Erin's pissed at me.
说实话我也不怪她 And I honestly can't even blame her.
我是说，自从…嘿…我就没怎么回过家 I mean, I haven't been home much since... Hey...
别对自己太苛刻，露西 你经历了很多 Don't be so hard on yourself, Luce. You've been through a lot.
你们全家人都经历了很多 The whole family, you've all been through a lot.
但你还有我呢，姑娘 好吗？ But you got me, girl. Okay?
嗯哼？ Uh-huh?
好的 Okay.
你最好了 我爱你 You're the best. I love you.
什么事啊，婊子们？ What's up, bitches?
兄弟！这才像话嘛 Dude! That's what I'm talking about.
谁准备好去度假了？ Who's ready for some vacay?
嘿，搞什么鬼？嘿 Hey, what the heck? Hey.
我帮你拿那个好吗？哦 哦，好的，当然 Can I get that for you? Oh. Oh, yeah, sure.
总是抢着第一个 骑士精神还没死啊 Always goin' first. Chivalry is not dead.
所以…我邀请她这个夏天和我一起住 So I... kind of invited her to stay with me this summer.
真的吗？ Really?
会很有趣的 是啊 It'll be fun. Yeah.
太让人兴奋了！ This is exciting!
呃…哦 Um... Oh.
我不想当那个扫兴的人，但我觉得你坐了我的位置？ I don't wanna be this person, but I think you're in my seat?
你想换一下位置吗？ You want to do a little switcheroo?
这样我就能和你们俩都说话了 That way I can talk to both of you.
反正中间位子最差，我来坐中间也不介意 I mean, the middle's the worst, anyway, so I don't mind taking it.
你真贴心 是啊 进来吧！ Nice of you. Yeah. Come on in!
谢谢 哎呀！抱歉！ Thank you. Whoops! Sorry!
哦 好的 抱歉 你真走运！ Oh. Okay. Sorry. Lucky you!
我真走运 真高兴你来了！ Lucky me. I'm so glad you're here!
啊！我弟弟来了！尼克！ Ah! My brother's here! Nick!
欢迎回家，姐姐！ Welcome home, sis!
很高兴认识你 学校生活怎么样？他们把你开除了？ Nice to meet you. How's school been? They kick you out?
哦，我的天 期末考试要命了 Oh, my God. Finals were brutal.
能回到家真是太开心了 I'm just so happy to be back home.
汉娜，对吧？ Hannah, right?
凯蒂开口闭口都是你 You're all that Katie speaks about.
别这么混蛋 Don't be such a dick.
露西-卢！ Lucy-Lou!
嗨 你终于回家了 Hi. You finally came back home.
你哥哥有点帅啊 闭嘴 Brother's kind of hot. Shut up.
所以你爸不能来接你了，是吧？他有工作上的事 So your dad can't pick you up, huh? He's got some work thing.
等等 你是说你爸爸要出城？ Wait. Did you say your dad's gonna be out of town?
是啊 Yeah.
你们是不是和我想的一样？派对？ Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking? Party?
也许我们该喝个烂醉…派对！ Maybe we should get, like, shit-faced... Party!
…在你家！ ...in your place!
这是你家？太夸张了 This is your house? This is crazy.
这就是家 This is home.
等你看到露台的景色，你会疯掉的 美得不像话 Wait till you see the view off the lanai. It's insane.
那么，我已经为你安排了和沃尔特·弗里德金的会面， So, I've got you a meeting with Walter Friedkin
在签售会之后 after the book signing.
《无声死亡》的预售情况怎么样？ How are the presales for Silent Death looking?
还早着呢，亚当 It's early days, Adam.
我不想你担心这个 只管去忙你的 I don't want you worrying about it. Just get out there.
明天的图书发布会会非常盛大 Tomorrow's book launch is gonna be huge.
这地方太不可思议了 等等，不，凯特，等等 过来这边 This place is unreal. Okay, wait. No, Kate, wait. Come over here.
我们需要这笔交易 We need this deal.
我们开始担心可能再也见不到你了 We were beginning to worry we might never see you again.
期末考试怎么样？ How were finals?
还行 Okay.
只是还行，是吧？ Just okay, huh?
很高兴见到你 It's nice to see you.
我也是 You too.
汉娜 哦 抱歉 Hannah. Oh. Sorry.
嗨！ Hi!
呃，这是汉娜 Uh, this is Hannah.
呃，我们是来… Uh, we are keeping...
陪露西过周末的 Lucy company this weekend.
我们去收拾行李吧 好的 拜拜 Let's go get unpacked. Okay. Bye.
好的，房间参观 好的 Okay, room tour. Okay.
她们要去收拾行李 They're gonna unpack.
嗯哼 Mm-hmm.
嘿，平伯勒先生 Hey, Mr. Pinborough.
我得保护好这些女孩 I got to keep the girls safe.
他在保护我们 He's protecting us.
和亚历山德拉怎么样了？ How's it going with Alexandra?
亚历克斯？呃，我们，呃…分手了 Alex? Uh, we, uh... broke up.
他们分手了 They broke up.
你的机会来了 Now is your chance.
他说他很抱歉 He says he's sorry.
没关系 It's okay.
有人在等你 Someone is waiting for you.
很高兴你回来了 I'm glad to have you back.
抱歉得赶去工作，但我几天后就回来 Sorry to have to rush off for work, but I'll be back in a few days.
没事的，爸爸 我们习惯了 It's fine, Dad. We're used to it.
嘿 Hey.
艾琳？怎么了，小呆瓜？ Erin? What's up, dork?
你在玩什么？我能打败你吗？ What are you playing? Can I beat you?
瞧，我比你厉害多了 住手 Look, I'm doing so much better than you. Stop.
住手！ Stop!
艾琳忙 Erin busy.
露西坏 Lucy bad.
露西抱歉 Lucy sorry.
你走了好久好久 You were gone forever.
我现在回来了 I'm back now.
这里很孤单 It was lonely here.
对不起 I'm sorry.
嘿 Hey.
我带了这个泰迪熊给某人 I brought this teddy for someone.
但她可能不想要 But they probably won't want it.
嗨，本 Hi, Ben.
嗨，宝贝 Hi, baby.
露西… Lucy...
回来了 back.
本想 Ben miss.
露西想本 Lucy miss Ben.
是吗？你想走了吗？ Yeah? You want to go?
嘿，凯特带了个朋友来 Hey, Kate brought a friend.
想找点乐子吗？ Want to have some fun?
什么？那是什么东西？它… What? What is that thing? Did it...
过来 是从外面进来的还是怎么的？ Come here. Did it get in from outside or something?
什么？不，我是认真的 What? No, I'm serious.
哦，我的天 Oh, my God.
那是什么？ What is that?
这是本 This is Ben.
那东西还有名字？是啊 That thing has a name? Yeah.
他是家里的一份子 He's part of the family.
什么意思？ What do you mean?
他想和你握手 He wants you to shake his hand.
我的…我的手…他想和我握手？是的 My... My ha... My hand? He wants to shake my hand?Yeah.
他有点可爱 是啊，对吧？ He's kind of cute. Yeah, right?
嗨，本 没事的 Hi, Ben. It's okay.
他叫本吗？ Is his name Ben?
嗯哼 Mm-hmm.
新朋友！ New friend!
太疯狂了 哦 This is crazy. Oh.
你也睡不着吗？ Couldn't sleep, either.
露西的妈妈怎么了？ What happened to Lucy's mom?
哦，呃，她去年癌症去世了 Oh, uh, she died last year of cancer.
我…我很抱歉，我不知道 不，不，不 没…没事 I'm... I'm sorry, I didn't know. No, no, no. It's... It's fine.
我的意思是，不是…没事 I mean, it's not... fine.
那段日子，呃…很艰难 It was, uh... it was tough.
我…我想你已经见过本了吧 I... I take it you've met Ben, then.
呃，是的 我见过本了 嗯哼 Uh, yeah. I've met Ben. Mm-hmm.
需要点时间来适应，对吧？ Takes a beat to get your head around, right?
是啊，这到底是怎么回事？ Yeah, what's the deal with that, exactly?
嗯，露西的妈妈是个语言学教授 Um, Lucy's mom was a linguistics professor.
她尝试让人类和黑猩猩进行交流 She was trying to get humans and chimps to communicate.
有一天，她就把本带回家了 One day, she just brought Ben home.
哦 Oh.
是啊，你知道的 嗯 嗯 Yeah, you know. Mmm. Mmm.
拿着 Take it.
治治时差 For the jetlag.
晚安 Good night.
你吓到我了，本 You scared me, Ben.