1 00:00:03,360 --> 00:00:05,400 -Guys, guess what? -What? 2 00:00:05,680 --> 00:00:08,440 We're having a Halloween party! 3 00:00:08,640 --> 00:00:09,720 -Good! -Great! 4 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:13,920 -You have to wear a costume. -I can't make it. 5 00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:15,800 Come on, it'll be fun. 6 00:00:16,040 --> 00:00:20,800 I'll be there. I have to wear a costume to my classes that day anyway. 7 00:00:21,080 --> 00:00:24,400 Tell me you're not gonna dress like a dinosaur. 8 00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:27,360 Not two years in a row. 9 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:31,600 -I'll come, but I'm not dressing up. -You have to. 10 00:00:31,840 --> 00:00:37,280 No. Halloween is stupid. Dressing up, pretending to be someone you're not. 11 00:00:37,560 --> 00:00:40,160 You're an actor. 12 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:42,760 Ross, are you gonna bring Mona? 13 00:00:42,920 --> 00:00:45,280 -I will. -The girl from the wedding? 14 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:50,600 If she needs costume ideas, she could be a bikini model.. 15 00:00:50,880 --> 00:00:54,200 or a slutty nurse, or a sexy cheerleader. 16 00:00:54,440 --> 00:01:00,200 Or Leatherface from Texas Chainsaw Massacre. No! Slutty Leatherface. 17 00:01:01,280 --> 00:01:04,440 Wasn't Joey hitting on her too? 18 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:07,400 That's right, he was hitting on her. 19 00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:12,160 And I got her. I guess the better man won. 20 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:15,360 Please don't take her from me. 21 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:56,440 Ursula! 22 00:01:56,680 --> 00:01:59,120 Wait. It's me, Phoebe. 23 00:01:59,360 --> 00:02:02,600 I thought there was a mirror there. Okay. Bye. 24 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:03,960 Wait a second! 25 00:02:04,160 --> 00:02:06,120 So, what's new with you? 26 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:09,920 Nothing. I'm getting married next week. 27 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:11,600 What? 28 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:14,880 It'll be a small ceremony. Just family. 29 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:16,320 His. 30 00:02:18,040 --> 00:02:19,400 Okay. 31 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:21,120 I'm happy for you. 32 00:02:21,640 --> 00:02:26,080 Wait. If you want to come, I guess that'd be okay. 33 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:27,400 -Really? -Sure. 34 00:02:27,640 --> 00:02:30,160 You could be my sister for the day. 35 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:33,400 Yeah, okay. 36 00:02:33,640 --> 00:02:38,200 My friends are having a party tonight, so you could come. 37 00:02:38,440 --> 00:02:40,560 Maybe I could meet the guy. 38 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:43,600 Well, I'm supposed to work tonight. 39 00:02:43,840 --> 00:02:47,400 I'm supposed to be working now, so who cares! 40 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:51,600 -It's a costume party. -So that's why you're.. 41 00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:53,760 No. 42 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:56,160 But thanks. 43 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:05,000 -You're supposed to wear a costume. -I am. 44 00:03:05,240 --> 00:03:09,560 I am a woman who spent money on a dress she wants to wear.. 45 00:03:09,760 --> 00:03:13,200 because soon she won't fit into it. 46 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:17,600 I'm Catwoman, who wants the dress when you're too big for it. 47 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:21,400 -Trick or treat! -Can I give out candy? 48 00:03:21,640 --> 00:03:26,360 I want to be with kids. Since I got pregnant, I have maternal instincts. 49 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:29,360 -Trick or treat! -Just a minute! 50 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:36,840 Look at you guys! 51 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:41,400 -Wow! You are a very scary witch. -Thank you. 52 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:45,360 -And you are a very funny clown. -Thank you. 53 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:46,880 And you.. 54 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:50,480 are so in style right now. 55 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:55,840 I work at Ralph Lauren. The fall line has got this equestrian theme. 56 00:03:56,040 --> 00:04:00,760 -Did you see the cover of Vogue..? -Could I just have the candy? 57 00:04:03,280 --> 00:04:04,960 Sure. 58 00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:15,600 Catwoman. So we meet again. 59 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:17,680 So we do, Supergirl. 60 00:04:18,440 --> 00:04:20,800 It's me, Phoebe. 61 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:25,560 Monica, can I talk to you for a second? 62 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:33,040 I appreciate the costume. 63 00:04:33,280 --> 00:04:35,400 You did this to him? 64 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:37,200 I thought he'd love it. 65 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:43,360 -He loves The Velveteen Rabbit. -That rabbit was brown and white. 66 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:45,760 It was pink, or no bunny at all. 67 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:49,760 No bunny at all. Always no bunny at all! 68 00:04:51,840 --> 00:04:56,760 -You didn't dress up either? -Yes, I did. I'm Chandler. 69 00:05:00,840 --> 00:05:03,200 Dude, what happened? 70 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:05,040 How is that me? 71 00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:08,440 I'm Chandler. 72 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:12,000 That is so you! 73 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:16,560 -When have I ever done that? -When have I ever done that? 74 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:21,960 Trick or treat. 75 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:29,760 -You're the prettiest ballerina ever. -Thank you. 76 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:33,440 That deserves another candy. 77 00:05:33,640 --> 00:05:35,560 Thank you. 78 00:05:37,720 --> 00:05:41,160 I have to say, that earns "two-two" pieces of candy. 79 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:43,840 I love you! 80 00:05:45,840 --> 00:05:48,160 Honey, here, take it all. 81 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:54,880 Monica? We need more candy. 82 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:57,600 -There's only been four kids. -I know. 83 00:05:57,840 --> 00:06:01,400 But one said she loved me, so I gave her everything. 84 00:06:01,640 --> 00:06:03,440 No wonder you're pregnant. 85 00:06:09,280 --> 00:06:15,240 -What are you supposed to be? -Remember the satellite, Sputnik? 86 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:20,040 Well, I'm a potato. Or a "spud".. 87 00:06:20,440 --> 00:06:23,200 and these are my antenna. 88 00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:26,360 So Sputnik becomes..? 89 00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:33,960 Spud-nik! 90 00:06:35,440 --> 00:06:38,760 Wow! I don't have the worst costume anymore. 91 00:06:40,240 --> 00:06:43,360 All right! Ross came as doodie. 92 00:06:45,040 --> 00:06:48,520 -No, I'm not doodie. -No, space-doodie. 93 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:52,040 Okay, I'm Spud-nik. 94 00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:57,320 -You know, like Sputnik. -What's a Sputnik, doodie-man? 95 00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:05,920 Hey, sweetie. 96 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:10,720 -Aren't you gonna kiss me? -Okay. 97 00:07:10,960 --> 00:07:14,320 But right after, you have to tell me who you are. 98 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:16,600 -Ursula? -Ursula's fiance? 99 00:07:16,840 --> 00:07:21,920 You're the sister. I just slapped my future sister-in-law's ass. 100 00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:25,440 Is your mother here? I could slap her on the butt. 101 00:07:25,640 --> 00:07:29,480 -My mother killed herself. -See, and I knew that. 102 00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:33,320 Now I'm sweating. 103 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:38,440 I'm sweating. Now I'm saying look at me, I'm even sweatier. I should go. 104 00:07:38,720 --> 00:07:40,280 No. We'll start over. 105 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:43,240 -Hi, I'm Phoebe. -Eric. 106 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:47,920 -Why are you looking at me like that? -Sweat's burning my eyes. 107 00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:49,480 -Thank you. -There. 108 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:52,280 -What are you? -There's no name for it. 109 00:07:52,480 --> 00:07:55,480 I get nervous, and I sweat like crazy. 110 00:07:56,800 --> 00:08:01,240 -No, I meant your costume. -I'm a solar system. 111 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:03,520 My second graders helped. 112 00:08:03,760 --> 00:08:06,560 -I love the second grade. -Really? 113 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:12,280 It's much better than first grade, and definitely better than third. 114 00:08:12,480 --> 00:08:15,880 With all the politics and the mind games. 115 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:21,080 -So, what do you do? -I'm a masseuse, by day. 116 00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:25,520 -You don't have to stand with me. -I'm having fun. 117 00:08:25,720 --> 00:08:30,720 -I'm excited for you and Ursula. -I feel very lucky. She's great. 118 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:35,480 -She's the most beautiful woman ever. -Thank you. 119 00:08:40,800 --> 00:08:42,720 -Hey, Joey? -Yeah? 120 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:46,720 -You read comic books, right? -Exclusively. 121 00:08:46,920 --> 00:08:50,280 Who would win in a fight, Catwoman or Supergirl? 122 00:08:50,560 --> 00:08:52,600 -Catwoman, hands down. -Yeah. 123 00:08:52,840 --> 00:08:56,080 Between you and Phoebe? I'd give Phoebe the edge. 124 00:08:56,240 --> 00:08:58,000 -What? Really? -You kidding? 125 00:08:58,240 --> 00:09:03,520 Phoebe lived on the street, okay? Plus, she's got a crazy temper. 126 00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:06,320 She's not right behind me, is she? 127 00:09:06,560 --> 00:09:08,120 No, you're fine. 128 00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:11,120 -Could I take Rachel? -I'm not sure. 129 00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:13,760 What? Come on, I am tough! 130 00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:16,600 Punch me here, as hard as you can! 131 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:20,080 Relax. Why are you so serious? It doesn't matter. 132 00:09:20,320 --> 00:09:24,960 Really? What if I told you Ross or Chandler could beat you up? 133 00:09:25,240 --> 00:09:27,240 I would say, "Woman, please." 134 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:32,360 Ursula's fiance is really sweet. 135 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:36,120 -You think you could take him? -The dude with the balls on his chest? 136 00:09:36,280 --> 00:09:37,720 I think so. 137 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:40,440 But what is he doing with my sister? He's so great. 138 00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:43,120 He's a teacher, he does volunteer work. 139 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:49,720 Normally, I don't like sweaty guys. But I could just mop him up. 140 00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:52,000 -Oh, my God, Phoebe? -What? 141 00:09:52,240 --> 00:09:57,080 -You're getting a crush on him. -No, I'm not, you are! 142 00:09:57,320 --> 00:10:00,120 Here comes the temper. 143 00:10:02,720 --> 00:10:03,760 Trick or treat. 144 00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:08,320 Know what? We're out of candy. But someone went for more. 145 00:10:08,560 --> 00:10:13,320 And I've been giving out money, but I'm out of that too. 146 00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:15,800 -Can I write you a check? -Okay. 147 00:10:16,040 --> 00:10:20,680 -Okay. What's your name? -Lelani Mayolanofavich. 148 00:10:22,560 --> 00:10:26,280 Okay, I'm just gonna write this out to "cash." 149 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:29,480 -Hi. -Hi, Mona. 150 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:36,280 Joey's gonna be thrilled. He was hoping you'd be a slutty nurse. 151 00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:39,480 Actually, I'm just a nurse. 152 00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:44,680 You'd think that would embarrass me, but I'm maxed out. 153 00:10:46,120 --> 00:10:47,640 -You made it. -Wait. 154 00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:51,960 -You're a potato? -Well, I'm a spud..? 155 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:56,320 -And the antenna.. You're Spud-nik! -Yes! 156 00:10:57,160 --> 00:10:59,280 Marry her. 157 00:11:00,680 --> 00:11:04,800 Here's a good one. Who'd win a fight between Ross and Chandler? 158 00:11:05,320 --> 00:11:07,360 I can't answer that. Chandler's my husband. 159 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:09,920 -So Ross? -Yeah. 160 00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:13,320 -Hey, beautiful. -Hello, handsome. 161 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:14,760 Oh, God. 162 00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:19,680 Look at you two. When did you guys meet? 163 00:11:19,840 --> 00:11:22,200 -Two weeks ago. -That's it? 164 00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:26,000 I know. It sounds crazy, and I'm not impulsive, but.. 165 00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:30,120 -we have so much in common. -Oh, really? 166 00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:32,560 We're both teachers. 167 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:38,560 -And we were both in the Peace Corps. -Peace Corps, really? 168 00:11:40,040 --> 00:11:45,960 When we were building in Uruguay, we were two towns apart and never met. 169 00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:51,160 Yeah. It wasn't a town when I got there, but it was a town when I left. 170 00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:55,040 -Shall we get me really drunk? -Sure. 171 00:12:00,440 --> 00:12:02,560 Howdy, doodie. 172 00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:04,640 That's funny, yeah. 173 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:09,440 You're the funniest man here in a bunny costume his wife made him wear. 174 00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:13,880 Relax, man. You're looking a little flushed. 175 00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:22,160 -Our question might get answered. -What question? 176 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:25,720 Who could kick whose ass in a fight, you or Ross? 177 00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:29,760 -There's no question. -So you think Ross too? 178 00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:34,800 -You picked Ross? -Ross is strong. 179 00:12:35,040 --> 00:12:39,560 He's the strongest out of all three of you. Except for Joey. 180 00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:44,600 -I can't believe you didn't pick me. -She's right. I am stronger. 181 00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:47,000 I would destroy you. 182 00:12:47,240 --> 00:12:51,760 Really? You think you're stronger? Why don't you prove it? 183 00:12:52,680 --> 00:12:55,240 I'll prove it like a theorem! 184 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:57,520 All right! Stop it! 185 00:12:58,560 --> 00:13:00,760 Stop! No one's gonna fight. 186 00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:04,400 People came to see a fight, let's give them one! 187 00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:10,520 -You guys could arm-wrestle. -Listen to the slutty nurse. 188 00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:15,480 -You're going down. -Oh, yeah? You're going downtown! 189 00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:19,560 Seriously, guys, the trash talk is embarrassing. 190 00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:24,680 Gunther, you brought candy. Thank you so much. 191 00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:27,640 -You are so sweet. -Really? 192 00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:32,440 You are gonna make some man the luckiest guy in the world. 193 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:35,480 -Got to go. -Trick or treat. 194 00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:39,320 Hi! Wow! There you go. 195 00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:44,080 My friend Lewis told me you were giving out money. 196 00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:47,120 We were, but now we've got candy. 197 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:50,280 I'd rather have the money. 198 00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:54,160 That's not your choice. Happy Halloween! 199 00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:55,640 This isn't fair. 200 00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:59,080 Is it fair that you put on a cape and get stuff? 201 00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:01,240 Shut up! 202 00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:02,840 You shut up! 203 00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:08,680 -You can't tell me to shut up. -I think I just did. 204 00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:11,200 And here it comes again. Shut up! 205 00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:15,480 No, I got it. I'm good. I got it. 206 00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:20,320 Wait, I had one more thing to say. Right. Shut up. 207 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:23,000 You're a mean old woman. 208 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:25,000 Wait! Shut.. Don't cry! 209 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:27,160 Let me get my checkbook! 210 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:32,280 You don't have to do this. The strength inside you means the most. 211 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:36,640 You're loyal, you're honest and you have integrity. 212 00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:39,520 That's the strength I want in a man. 213 00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:42,840 That means nothing to me. Come on! 214 00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:46,440 -Hi, liar. -Hey. 215 00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:52,840 He's marrying you because he thinks the things you were saying were true. 216 00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:55,480 -They could be true. -But they're not. 217 00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:57,960 It's a fine line. 218 00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:01,520 -Why are you lying? -I don't know. 219 00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:06,880 He did this stuff, I said I did it too. He got so excited, it was fun. 220 00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:10,040 You can't do this. You're gonna ruin his life. 221 00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:13,800 Why are you taking this so seriously? It's just a marriage. 222 00:15:14,760 --> 00:15:18,200 Besides, if I cheat on him, I can call it an affair. 223 00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:19,400 Honey? 224 00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:24,280 It's a disgusting habit, and I want you to quit now! 225 00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:26,920 She's helped so many people quit. 226 00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:29,400 We'd better get going. 227 00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:32,360 -You have a church group meeting. -Right. 228 00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:40,000 -It was nice meeting you. -You too. 229 00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:44,000 And, Ursula, it was really nice meeting you tonight! 230 00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:48,200 Come on! Bunny versus doodie. We're waiting! 231 00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:53,240 Okay, guys. One match, winner take all. 232 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,600 Wait. What does the winner get? 233 00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:58,720 -Pride. -And dignity. 234 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,440 Okay, if you say so. 235 00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:03,600 All right, ready, set, go! 236 00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:06,240 -Come on! -Come on! 237 00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:18,400 -Wow, they're both really strong. -Or equally weak. 238 00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:22,240 Oh, God. Chandler's making his sex face. 239 00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:32,680 -So you getting tired? -No. I could do this all day. 240 00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:35,200 Yeah. Me too. 241 00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:41,080 -Getting a little tired, though. -God, I'm exhausted. 242 00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:46,240 This is starting to look bad for me, okay? Mona's standing right there. 243 00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:51,320 She's talking to Joey! You gotta let me win! 244 00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:54,200 Let me win. My wife thinks I'm a wimp. 245 00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:59,800 At least you have a wife. I get divorces and knock people up. 246 00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:04,040 And I'm dressed as doodie. 247 00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:10,400 -You're Spud-nik. -Come on, who we kidding? I'm doodie. 248 00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:13,400 Please? She's watching. 249 00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:17,400 -Fine. -Thanks. 250 00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:20,800 -Oh, no. -Oh, yeah! 251 00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:23,560 My hero! 252 00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:26,040 You're a weird lady. 253 00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:31,960 Ursula said she left her purse. 254 00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:35,680 What a relief. It has the numbers for her prayer chain. 255 00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:37,920 I'm sure it does. 256 00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:41,000 Guess I'll see you at the wedding. 257 00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:45,880 I don't think I'm gonna make it to the wedding. 258 00:17:46,120 --> 00:17:48,440 I wish you all the luck in the world. 259 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:51,200 And I also want to give you a little piece of advice.. 260 00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:53,760 that I give to everyone who's getting married. 261 00:17:53,920 --> 00:17:55,520 Don't trust your wife. 262 00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:58,560 I think we'll be okay. 263 00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:02,960 It's so perfect, and she's been saving herself for me. 264 00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:08,560 -I can't let you do this. She's lying. -What? 265 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:12,760 She is lying. And I bet I could prove it. Excuse me. 266 00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:16,080 Okay. Yeah, not a prayer chain. 267 00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:21,520 But what looks like a detailed drawing of a bank floor plan. 268 00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:26,480 Here's the name tag from where she works as a waitress. 269 00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:28,880 Not a teacher, a waitress. 270 00:18:29,120 --> 00:18:31,600 Here, she always lies about this. 271 00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:36,320 -How old did she say she was? -She told me she was 25. 272 00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:39,080 I almost don't want to show you. 273 00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:42,160 Just remember, I'm a minute younger. 274 00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:46,960 I am so stupid. 275 00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:49,360 Of course she's not a teacher. 276 00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:54,800 There's no such thing as a "Top Secret School for the Children of Spies." 277 00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:59,000 No, you're not stupid. 278 00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:01,920 I'm not smart. 279 00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:09,520 I just wanted so much to be impulsive for once. 280 00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:11,520 -To be romantic. -Good. 281 00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:17,480 You should be impulsive and romantic. You did it with the wrong person. 282 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:23,600 -What? -It's weird, two people look so alike. 283 00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:25,440 And so different. 284 00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:30,560 Eric! Let's go! 285 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:35,320 -Better go deal with it. -Yeah, you should. 286 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:43,520 Hurry up! I gotta pray! 287 00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:57,800 I had to give the kid 50 bucks to stop crying. 288 00:19:58,040 --> 00:19:59,040 That's not bad. 289 00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:03,120 I also had to go to a few houses as his girlfriend. 290 00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:06,320 I am awful with children. 291 00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:10,800 You're good with kids. They're just crazy on Halloween. 292 00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:14,320 They're all greedy, hopped up on sugar. 293 00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:17,000 -That's all it is? -Absolutely. 294 00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:23,600 Halloween is the worst. Except for Christmas. And their birthdays. 295 00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:26,800 They get crazy during the summer too. 296 00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:30,320 And any time they're hungry or sleepy. 297 00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:33,560 Kids are tough. Good luck with that. 298 00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:39,960 Look, I'm sorry you lost. 299 00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:43,760 I got a secret for you. I let him win. 300 00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:47,000 Was that a secret, or a lie? 301 00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:49,200 -No, I let him.. Ross? -Yeah? 302 00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:52,440 Would you tell her I let you win, please? 303 00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:56,160 Chandler "let me win." 304 00:20:56,880 --> 00:21:02,400 No, Chandler's really strong. My arm is so sore. Oh, nurse? 305 00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:05,600 I am strong. I'll show you. 306 00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:07,200 Chandler, please. 307 00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:09,280 What's the matter? Scared? 308 00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:12,960 Let's go, big bunny! 309 00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:16,760 One, two, three. Go! 310 00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:22,720 I'm gonna kill myself!