片名:亡命夺宝
你好，我要结帐，房号是14322 Hi. Checking out. 14322
您是谢佛先生？Mr. Shaffer?
是的。That's me.
这是您的帐单 I have your bill right here.
谢谢 Thank you.
昨晚运气怎么样？ So how was your luck last night?
我没有去赌钱 Oh, I don't... I didn't gamble.
我来这是为了参加一个朋友的单身汉聚会 我想他一定是个赌徒 I was just here for a friend's bachelor party. I guess he's the gambler.
这110美元是怎么回事？ Excuse me, what's these 110 dollars?
那是你看的付费电影的钱 Those are your in-room movies.
可我什么电影都没有看啊 No, I didn't watch any movies.
Okay. Let's see.
我来查一下，
"Afro Whores." 片名叫《非洲浪女》
非洲浪女？ "Afro Whores?"
你看了有……11次 You watched it. Let's see... 11 times.
不可能 No, no, no, wait...
《非洲浪女》2:30, "Afro Whores" - 2:30.
"Afro Whores" - 4 o'clock. 《非洲浪女》4:00
- "Afro Whores" - 5:30. 《非洲浪女》5:30 - Wait...
记录上面说你在早上看了十分钟的《圣诞怪杰》 It says in the morning you watched "The Grinch" for 10 minutes...
...and then switched back over to "Afro Whores." 之后就又转到了《非洲浪女》
I swear I didn't watch it. Okay? 我发誓我没有看，
I was at a bachelor party. 当时我在参加单身汉聚会
There were 35 people there.
当时有35个人在场，
You can ask any of them. 他们都能为我作证
You have to take that off my record.
你得把那些从我的记录中去掉
This is not a record, sir. 对不起，这不是什么记录。
- It's a delete. 那就删掉 - Okay, fine. 好吧
How many times did you watch it? 那你究竟看了多少次呢？
一次也没有！ None. I didn't watch it.
你确定？ Are you sure?
"Sizzling 3-way... 三人性交，
肛交镜头，两个性感女性的特写…… ...backdoor action featuring two sexy soul sisters."
我不需要知道影片的内容 我根本就没看过 No! I don't need to know what it's about! I did not watch it!
没有看！ I didn't.
小姐， Miss?
再给我来一杯 Miss? Can I have another one of these please?
对不起，我还以为你是个女的 Oh, sorry. I thought you were a woman.
我的确是个女的 I am a woman.
你看上去很面熟 You know, you look kinda familiar.
是很面熟 Yeah, you do.
我老是遇到这样的事 You know, I get that all the time.
可能是我张了一张大众脸吧 I guess I just have one of those faces.
让我们看看每周的失败者 And now for our Loser Of The Week.
本周的是一个笨蛋 This week it's a no-brainer.
裁判欧文·坦普历顿 Referee Owen Templeton made
成为了橄榄球史上最大的笨蛋 the biggest bonehead call in the history of football.
大家应该都记得 I think everyone remembers.
事情发生在上周的达拉斯的比赛上 It happened last Sunday at Dallas 当时的比分是10平 with the score tied at 10
比赛眼看就要进入加时赛 They are heading to overtime.
他们将要通过抛硬币决定由谁来开球 They were about to toss the coin to see who'd kick off.
达拉斯队，你要哪一面？ Dallas. Call it in the air.
背面 Tails
……是…… - No, no, no. It's uh...
真的是背面 - That was tails.
等一下，让我想想 是……我刚才是怎么说的？ No... it was, no, no, no, wait, hang on. It's... Now what did I say?
你说正面 You said heads.
是背面，真的是背面 It's tails. Tails.
是正面 Heads! Yeah! Heads!
弟弟，我们要镇静 Okay, little brother, just be cool.
镇静 Just be cool.
好的，就这样 你看见玻璃杯了吗？ Okay, this is it. See the glass?
Walk across the lobby, slip on the glass...
你就走过去，踩在玻璃杯上滑倒 剩下的就让地球引力来完成吧
...let gravity do the rest.
我会摔断脖子的 I an ask you eck. (I might break my neck)
说对了，你可能会摔断脖子 我愿意冒这个险 It's true. You could break your neck.
But it's a risk I'm willing to take.
那为什么不是你摔下去？ Why don't you do it?
听着，爱因斯坦，因为我们其中的一个必须成为受害者 Because, Einstein, one of us needs to be the victim...
...and one of us needs to be the witness.
另一个要成为目击证人
而你肯定当不了目击证人 我是你哥哥，我听不懂你在嘟囔什么 What kind of witness would you make?
I'm your own brother and I don't know what the hell you're saying.
让我看看你的舌头 How's your tongue? Let me see it.
怎么样？ How does it look?
没事，好多了 Looks good.
It looks much better.
开始行动 Okay, here we go.
我们就在监视摄像机下面 干得漂亮点 We're on candid camera so...
...make it look good.
对不起，我是律师，格洛丽亚·奥尔莱德 Excuse me. I'm a lawyer, Gloria Allred.
What the hell happened here?
这究竟是怎么回事？ 她踩到地上的玻璃杯，从楼梯上摔了下来
She slipped on that glass.
那些不负责任的家伙会为此付出代价的 Those arrogant jerks.
They're going to pay for this.
They're going to pay through the nose.
你的脖子还好吧？ 真不敢相信，居然发生了这样的事情 How's your neck?
I've never seen such negligence.
他们的麻烦大了 This is going to be huge.
她是个天使 She's an angel.
看她的脸蛋多可爱啊 What a cute little face.
- Would you look at those cheeks? - Oh, my gosh...
- She's absolutely beautiful. - She has your eyes.
她真漂亮，眼睛和你一样
这是我手上唯一一张她的照片 It's the only picture I have of her.
It's all worn out because I'm always looking at it.
因为我经常拿出来看，所以已经很旧了
And you haven't seen her for 27 years?
你已经27年没见过她了？ 是的
No, not till today.
是她找到你的？ 不，是我找到她的 She just called you out of the blue?
No, no, I found her. I hired a detective...
我花了一生的积蓄雇了个侦探找到她 今天我们就可以见面了
...I spent all my money and...
...now we're going to meet.
- That's so wonderful.
你觉得她会认出我吗？ 当然会的 - You think she'll recognize me? - Of course she will.
她会认出你的
你是维拉·贝克？ Vera Baker.
我的孩子 My baby.
对不起，我接个电话 Excuse me.
I have to take this.
我是米丽 This is Merrill.
不，这样不行 听着，你告诉沃伦 No! That's unacceptable!
Listen, tell Warren that if we don't ship by Tuesday...
如果本周二不把货运出去 就赶不及在母亲节把货摆上柜台
...we won't be in the stores
by Mother's Day and that's unacceptable!
这样绝对不行，别找借口，快去照我的话办
So don't give me any excuses and do it!
你给我闭嘴，快把事情给我办好 Do it! Just shut up and get it done!
亲爱的，你把电话弄坏了 Oh, honey...
...you broke your phone.
没关系,我还有一部 It's okay.
I carry extras.
我们坐下来吧 好的 Why don't we sit down?
Yes.
You probably have a thousand questions for me.
也许你有很多问题要问我 没有啊
No.
我当时还年轻，没有告诉别人我怀孕了 I was young.
I didn't tell anybody I was pregnant.
那时我以为自己可以应付 And I felt I could handle it at the time.
你们俩能给我们上饮料了吗? Hi.
Do you think you gals could just pull yourselves together & bring us a drink?
好的 - Yeah. - Sure.
你们想要喝什么？ Sure, but what would you like?
香槟桔子汁 香槟桔子汁 - Mimosa. - Mimosa.
她们都是要香槟桔子汁 They both want a Mimosa.
你是做化妆品生意的？ So...
...you sell cosmetics?
Yeah, I have my own company.
是的,我有自己的公司
And we're going public.
而且公司就要上市了
你还没有结婚是吗？ And you're not married?
和露西安娜说的一样 谁？ Lucianne said you wouldn't.
Who?
Lucianne. She's my psychic.
她是我的心理医生 是她鼓励我寻找你的
She's the one who told me to come look for you.
她说你需要我 She said you needed me.
是吗？ 她说你很孤独 She did?
She said you were Ionely, and that you were worried about money,
还说你担心钱的问题,并且失眠
...and that you had trouble sleeping.
谁不是这样呢？
Who the hell isn't?
看到了吧，我说了我们不需要搬运工的 See, I told you we didn't need a bellman.
Yeah, well, congratulations, Randy.
是啊，恭喜你，兰迪，你又省了一笔小费
You avoided another tip. Thank you.
积少成多，亲爱的 Well, those nickels and dimes add up my dear.
这是我的床 这不公平 I call this bed!
Hey, no fair! You got to pick last night!
你应该问问我才行 我才不管呢
- Go to hell, Jason! - Make me, Nimrod.
你去死吧 嘿，注意你们的言语 - Hey, hey, language, please. - Bev, his and her bathrobes!
快把浴衣放好 是啊
Yes.
多美的风景啊 - Oh, look at that view. - Yeah, nice view.
风景是很美 亲爱的，为什么你不把行李先收拾一下呢？
- Okay, honey, well, uh... why don't you unpack.
- Okay.
好的 我去四周转转 And I'm just going to go look around.
Wait, wait, wait.
等等，你该不会是去赌场吧？
You're not going to the casino?
当然不会 No, no, of course not.
You know, I just drove from the Grand Canyon.
我从大峡谷开车过来已经很累了
Gotta stretch my legs.
You swore to me on your mother's eyes
你是以你母亲的眼睛的名义 向我起誓说是到这来看大卫·科波菲尔的
that we are here to see David Copperfield.
No gambling.
我只是四周转转，不赌钱
No gambling. I'm just looking around.
In fact, I'm going to go to the gift shop.
事实上，我要去礼品商店
我跳得比你远
- I can jump farther than you! - I can jump higher than you!
我跳得更远 不可能，看我的 I'll see you guys later.
你们一定很痛 亲爱的,孩子们需要你 That's gotta hurt.
Honey, kids need you!
尼克! 尼克! Hey Nick! Nicky!
- You're not leaving. - I'm in court on Tuesday.
你该不会是要走了吧？ 我周二要上庭
No, you're not.
不是吧 我的当事人要在周二上庭
Well, I work for people who are in court on Tuesday.
You pussy. You can't leave, Nick.
混蛋，你不能就这么走了，事情还没完呢
It's still going on out there.
Richie, I have to, okay?
里奇,我必须走了,我才睡了两个小时
I got 2 hours sleep.
Steve Cunningham just got another stripper, Nicky.
史蒂夫·库宁汉姆找了个脱衣舞女 你得来看看
I'm telling you, you've gotta see this one.
She's incredible. No, I can't. I gotta get back.
她太棒了 可我得回去了
No you don't, Nick. I know you, man. You're scared.
你不能走，尼克 我知道，你害怕了
你怕到了那儿你会失控 You are. You're scared it's gonna get out of control up there, and...
你怕有朝一日你当上了律师 而今天所作的事情会损害你的名誉 ...someday you're going to be up for
Attorney General and it will come back to haunt you.
我不想再说什么了 你甚至都不去赌钱 I'm not having this conversation.
Nicky, you didn't even gamble, man.
连四分之一的机会都不给自己 你怎么能活下去 Not one quarter.
That's no way to live, buddy.
你是在逃避 In fact, that's ain't even living.
It's hiding.
我没有逃避任何东西 是吗？ - I'm not hiding from anything. - Oh, no?
- No - Okay, then prove it, Nick.
向我证明一下
走点什么违法的事 Do something. Anything. I mean break one rule.
Here. Look, Nick...
尼克，拿上这份报纸
...paper. Come on, take it!
拿着,尼克 Take it!
Come on, Nick, take it!
我必须得走了，我赶飞机， I have a plane to catch, okay?
See you in Chicago.
我们芝加哥见
Oh, look, I won!
看，我赢了，我赢了
I won! Look at all the money coming down!
看看那正往下掉的钱
Oh, look, look, look, look...
看呐，看呐
你是个赢家，到服务处看看吧 You're a winner. See Guest Services.
什么？一美元？
A dollar.
Baby, come on!
来吧，宝贝！
Yahoo!
来吧 C'mon, baby.
我们赢了 Ee une!
Ee on une.
我们赢了一个…… 这是什么？这不是钱
What's this?
This isn't money.
那就是奖品吗？一个免费餐会？ That's the prize? A free buffet?
事实上那不是餐会 Oh, well, actually, it's not a buffet.
是上午10点在顶层会议室的一个招待会 It's a special reception at 10 o'clock in the Penthouse Conference Room.
这是一个让你等待了一生的机会 "Where a spectacular once in a lifetime opportunity awaits you."
And that's all I know.
我就知道这么多
What do you think?
你觉得呢？ 我觉得这是个圈套
I think it's some kind of scam.
Oh, good, a scam!
圈套，太棒了！我们参加
- We'll do it. - Alright, great.
我要登记你的身份证 好的 I'll need to see some ID then.
Okay.
看，我赌钱了 There. I gambled.
A family vacation, huh?
你们是在享受家庭度假的好时光吧？
These are the moments you got to savor, am I right?
They'll never come around again.
现在都结束了 对极了
Exactly.
Excuse me.
请问你知道这到底是怎么回事吗？
Do you know what's going on?
免费食物,就是这么回事 Yeah, free grub, that's what's going on
This room is fabulous.
这房间太漂亮了
Excuse me, does anybody know what we're doing here?
有没有人知道我们究竟为什么会在这里？ 我不知道
Beats me.
我的天哪 Oh, my God! You should sue somebody!
是我自己做的
I did it myself
你说什么？ 他说是他自己做的 - What? - He said he did it himself.
He sent away for a kit.
I knew I recognized you.
我认得你，你就是那个白痴裁判
You're the referee.
The bonehead.
那只是媒体的胡说八道而已 That's just the media blowing it out of proportion.
Well, my hairdresser's husband lost 800 dollars because of you.
因为你，我的美容师的丈夫输掉了800美元
- You know everybody thinks we flip quarters.
我只是把硬币抛出去而已 我能给你拍张照吗？
- Can I have a picture with you?
It's really a commemorative coin.
这是一枚很有纪念价值的硬币
Look, please... Smile.
笑一下 你听我说……
我没有迟到吧？看，我赢了一个硬币 Am I too late?
Look, I won a coin.
A gold coin.
一个金币，太好了，不是吗？
Isn't this wonderful.
看看这个房间 Look at this room.
What a beautiful room.
多漂亮的房间啊 你以前见过这样的房间吗?
Have you seen this room?
见过，我们现在就在这样的房间里面 Yes. We're in it.
I am Enrico Pollini.
我叫恩理克·波利尼
我知道你们是怎么想的 恩理克是女人的名字 Now I know what you are thinking.
Enrico is a girl's name.
No, I wasn't.
我没有这么想 不是有意的双关语 No pun intended.
什么双关语？ 看看这些食物 What pun is that?
Food, look at all this food.
What a beautiful party.
多棒的鸡尾酒会啊（他把鸡尾酒给拼错了）
Little cock-doggies.
应该是叫鸡尾酒会才对 They're called cocktail wienies.
对不起，我得英语不好 Wienies.
I'm so sorry. My English is not so good
我会好好学的 But I'm learning.
That's it. Vera.
我受够了，我们走，维拉
- Come on. We're out of here. - Where are we...?
想让我和大家告别一下，再见 大家注意了 I just... Bye, ya'II!
Excuse me! Thank you all for coming.
欢迎光临，我是唐纳德·辛克莱尔 这家饭店的老板
I'm Donald St. Claire. I own this hotel
我们的时间不多了 We don't have much time.
There's a meteor the size of North Carolina...
一颗有北卡罗莱纳州那么大的陨石正向地球袭来
...heading straight for earth.
巨大的撞击将会摧毁地球上的一切 The impact is going to kill everything and everyone on this planet.
I built a bunker in the basement of this casino...
我建造了一个可以抵御撞击的地下掩体
...strong enough to withstand the blast
There's room for eight people.
里面可以容纳8个人 我选了你们七个，再加上我 I've chosen the seven of you, plus me.
When this is over, it will be up to us to...
这场灾难结束后，我们将重建地球的文明
repopulate and re-civilize the planet.
我实在是忍不住了，对不起 I couldn't resist!
I'm sorry!
他是在开玩笑 A joke. He made a joke.
大家请坐吧，米丽，你和你母亲坐在那儿 Do sit down, please.
Merrill, you and your mother can sit down over here.
How do you know she's my mother?
你怎么知道她是我妈妈的？ 在这里根本不存在秘密
Alas, there are no secrets anymore, Merrill.
事实上，还有一个秘密，最后一个秘密 Actually, that's not quite true.
There is one secret. One last secret.
和你们每一个人都有关 It involves all of you.
I'm getting goose pimples.
我浑身都起鸡皮疙瘩了
Ah, Mr. Shaffer.
啊，谢佛先生
Curiosity got the better of you, eh?
你还是忍不住好奇上来了，请坐
Come and sit down.
谢谢 I'm fine, thanks.
Well, you haven't missed anything, we were just cutting to the chase.
我们正要切入重点
Cutting to the chase.
切入重点
过一会儿你们也会笑的 Well, you'll laugh later. Now...
你们都知道，不论是楼下的赌场赢钱 还是中彩票大奖，它们的几率都小得可怜 as you know, the odds against winning a jackpot downstairs...
...or hitting the state lottery are astronomical.
I mean millions to one, a serious person doesn't even bother with it.
人们都不会太在意这些东西 但是今天……
But today, you have the chance to play a game...
你们有机会参加一个获胜几率达到六分之一的游戏
where the odds of winning are 1 in 6
1 in 6.
六分之一
就像扔个骰子一样 It's 1 throw of the dice.
这是我的律师，格理沙姆先生 This is my attorney, Mr. Grisham.
他出身卑微 Tragically was born without a personality.
格理沙姆希望每个想参加这场游戏的人签署一份文件 Mr. Grisham is insisting that anyone
who wishes to participate in our little experiment...
...should sign this waiver...
...absolving the casino from any responsibility...
免除我们赌场对你们的意外伤害之类所负的责任
...or damages, loss and liability, blah, blah, blah...
你要选哪个，克劳德？ So, who do you like, Claude?
The young woman in the black coat.
那个穿黑上衣的女的，她看上去很有拼劲
She looks desperate.
但她还带着她妈妈 Yes. But she has her mother with her.
That could slow her down.
这可能会拖累她 也许吧
- Perhaps. - Now...
距离这里563英里有个新墨西哥州的小镇叫做银城 563 miles from here is a little town...
...called Silver City, New Mexico.
淘金热 说对了，尼克 Gold Rush.
Quite, right, Nick. Yes, they struck gold there in eight 1860.
1860年的时候很多人到那里淘金
It was the second largest gold rush in American history.
这是美国历史上第二大的淘金潮
很好,尼克,我觉得尼克该做我们的队长 Very good, Nick.
I think Nick should be our captain.
银城的市中心有个火车站 In the downtown Silver City there's a train station.
You can't miss it.
进入车站的前门，在右边有一排储物柜 As you go into the front door, there's some lockers on the right.
格理沙姆，把钥匙拿上来 Mr. Grisham, do you have the keys?
六把一样的钥匙 6 identical keys.
They all open the same locker...
用来打开同一个储物柜
...that's locker 001.
001号储物柜
储物柜里有个红色的旅行包 红色旅行包里有200万美元 Inside the locker is a red duffel bag.
Inside the red duffel bag is 2 million dollars.
那些钱大概有这么大一堆 In cash. Fifties and hundreds.
Makes a pile about...
so big. First one there...
谁先到那里，这钱就是谁的了
keeps it all.
Oh, and I put a little transmitting devices in your key rings...
你们的钥匙串上装了追踪器 这样我就可以知道你们的位置
...so I can keep track of you, and...
我说完了
That's it.
出发吧 Go!
你不能这么随便的挑选参加的人 You just can't pick people at random.
I can do anything I like, Owen. I'm eccentric.
我想怎么做就怎么做,欧文 我是个性情古怪的人
出发 - Go! - Wait a minute, so...
等等，这不是赛跑吗?
...it's like a race?
赛跑，这是赛跑，希望我能赢 A race. He said race... I hope I win.
有什么规则? What are the rules?
只有一个规则，听好了，就是没有规则 There's only one rule.
Are you ready? Here it is.
There are no rules.
Go!
出发
快出发 Go!
So now when you say: 'go', you mean just: 'go'?
你说的“出发”是出发的意思吗？
开始,行动，就是这个意思 Begin. Commence. Start moving.
理论上说，你们已经出发40秒了 Theoretically, you have been racing for about 40 seconds. And...
谢佛先生现在处于领先位置 ...so far Mr. Shaffer is winning because he's nearest to the door.
因为他离门更近
你发疯了！
赛跑! 赛跑! 必须调整好步伐 A race! A race! You have to pace yourself.
Carbohydrate is important. Pasta is good.
碳水化合物很重要
Breathing is important.
呼吸也很重要
Excuse me.
这肯定是个玩笑 It's some sort of joke. It has to be.
Yeah. What kind of jackass just gives away 2 million dollars?
傻子才会放弃200万美元
也许这是个公开表演 Maybe it's a publicity stunt.
什么公开? 他要求我们要保密 What kind of publicity?
He swore us all to secrecy.
Maybe it's a secret publicity stunt.
也许是秘密的公开表演吧 秘密的公开表演？
A secret publicity stunt?
是的 Yes.
I don't know what his angle is, but there's always an angle.
我不知道他有什么目的，但他肯定有目的
唐纳德·辛克莱尔，像他这样腰缠万贯的人 Donald St. Claire, people like him...
make millions of dollars everyday playing people like us for chumps.
把我们这样的老百姓当作木偶一样摆布
- I am nobody's chump - So, you don't believe he is...
我才不会听任他的摆布 这么说你不相信……
我要坐11点半直达芝加哥的班机 11:30, non-stop to Chicago.
I'm going to be on it.
我觉得他说的很对 You know what, he's right.
我才不会放弃三年来第一次的家庭假期 去参加什么白痴赛跑 I'm not cutting short my first family vacation in 3 years...
...because of some half-assed wild goose chase.
这么说你们都不参加了？ Okay, so... you're not going for it?
- No. - No.
我们也不参加了 Ahh on ink ooo... (I don't think so... )
我也是 - Not me. - No.
看来大家都不参加了 是的 - Well, I guess that's that, huh? - Right.
很高兴认识你们，我现在要走楼梯下去了 Well, it was nice meeting you all. I'm going to take the stairs.
My room's just 2 floors down. Nice meeting you.
我住的房间就在下面两层，再见
祝你们假期愉快 Hey, have a nice vacation.
我想电梯可能是坏了 You know it's probably stuck.
我也要走楼梯下去 I think I'm going to take the stairs too.
该死
冲啊！ 快跟上，维拉
Come on, Vera!
看着点
Hold the door, please.
请等一下
Take your time. No rush.
慢慢来，别着急
快起来！ 等等，等等 - Get up! - Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
这太疯狂了，如果我们都想要得到那笔钱 为什么我们不能合作呢？ This is crazy. Listen, if we're all going to go for it,
why don't we go for it together?
然后大家平分那笔钱 You know, split the money 50-50.
平分？ 看来你懂我的意思了 Lfty-ifty? (50-50?)
You know what I mean, 50-50, 50-50. Whatever, whatever.
Yes, yes, yes. That's a good plan.
当然,当然,这是个好主意
这是赛跑，这是赛跑 It's a race. It's a race.
I'm winning. I'm winning.
我会赢的，我会赢的
他们出发了 And they're off!
没人可以像我一样导演这样一出好戏给你们看 No one, gentlemen, no one...
...is offering you action like this.
为了获得胜利，人们会不择手段 A horse race with animals that can think, and plan and lie...
...and cheat and play dirty.
这是赌徒一生的体验 It's the gambling experience of a lifetime...
...and it's my way of saying, I understand men like you.
这是我想你们表达我理解你们的方式
我知道你们的想法和需要 I know what you want, I know what you need.
这场赌局是属于我们大家的 This casino, my casino is where you belong.
My cab!
我先上车的
- To the airport. - You got it.
去机场 好的
我们已经在门外了，可没看见你，你在哪里？ We're out the door. I don't see you.
Where are you?
我忘了给服务员小费了 忘了她吧，车在那儿！ I forgot to tip the maid. I always tip the maid.
Forget about the maid. There he is!
动作快点 好的，好的 Come on.
贝佛，我发誓这真的是个工作的机会 Bye, this is a real job. I swear.
什么？ What is it?
The job. What's the job?
是什么工作？
墨水厂的工作 Ink... for fountain pens.
是在新墨西哥州？ 在新墨西哥州的银城 - And they're in New Mexico? - Silver City, New Mexico.
我喜欢新墨西哥州 亲爱的,我们和你一起去 I love New Mexico. Honey, we'll go with you.
不行 为什么？ No.
Why not?
Because... we've already paid for the room.
因为我们已经付了房钱了 看看现在谁在浪费钱，是你
- Ah, now who's wasting money? - No, no, no...
住在这里是你的主意 ...no! This was your idea to stop here, okay.
I don't care about David Copperfield.
我才不管什么大卫·科波菲尔 我们是来度假的，我们要和你一起去
- This is our family vacation. We'll go with you.
可你还不了解…… 我们要和你一起去！ - But you don't...
We... will go with you!
好吧 这就对了 - Fine! - Yes.
- Fine. Fine. Here.
去叫服务员吧，让他把车开过来
Call the bellman and have him bring the van around. Okay?
这下你满意了吧？ - Okay...
借过，借过，我在赛跑，借过 Excuse me. Excuse me. I'm in a race.
Excuse me. Excuse me. It's a race.
借过，我在赛跑
他在干什么？ 我想他是睡着了 What is he doing?
- I think he's sleeping. - Sleeping?
睡着了？ 他一定得了发作性睡眠病,这是一种罕见的睡眠病 He must be narcoleptic.
It's a rare sleeping disorder.
But... I bet on him!
可是我买了他赢 我也是，200万美元
So did I. 2 million dollars.
对不起,先生们，所有赌注都不能撤销 I'm sorry gentlemen, all the bets are locked in.
睡着了! 睡着了! Sleeping! Sleeping!
小心 别教我该怎么开车 - Uk at at. (Look at that) - Don't tell me how to drive!
现在还是黄灯，我们冲过去
我的游戏机呢? 大家系好安全带 Where is my video game?
Seatbelts. Seatbelts everyone.
Honey, what is the rush?
亲爱的,干吗开的这么快? 我不想错过我这一生的机会
I don't want to be late.
This is an opportunity of a lifetime.
罗杰，你不仅是一个旅行代理人,你还是个天使 You're not just a travel agent, Roger, you're an angel.
在拉斯维加斯机场有一架私人包机 - There's one charter plane available in Las Vegas.
We just bagged it.
我们已经租下它了
- Cool.
一个身后传球 快拦住他 - Back to pass... - Get rid of it.
看了看他的左边 快拦住他，快传球啊！ Get rid of it! Throw the ball!
像你这样的白痴怎么没去服兵役 That's why you're not going to get drafted!
You'll be lucky to play in Arena Football in Barcelona!
你能在巴塞罗那体育场踢球，运气还真是好
你喜欢看橄榄球吗？ 是的 - You like football? - Sure.
你看了上周达拉斯的比赛吗？ Did you happen to catch that Dallas game last week?
那简直是对橄榄球比赛的亵渎 You can't really call it a game.
It was an obscenity! It was a crime against football!
I lost 20 grand on that game and they would've won!
我输了2000美元，我本来应该赢的
Now I've got to work 2 shifts because of that idiot.
因为那个白痴裁判，害得我现在要加班工作
史蒂夫·旺达（著名盲人歌手）干得都比他好 I mean, Steve Wonder could have done a better job calling that game.
这该死的飞机场在哪儿？ Where the hell is the airport?
One lousy flip of the coin
他的手指把硬币轻轻一抛 我们的钱都打了水漂了
and the whole franchise goes straight down the crapper.
- That will be 7.50, buddy. - Okay.
10.5美元 别找了
Keep the change.
多谢了，旅途愉快 Thanks a lot! You have a nice flight!
Yeah! Whoo!
你知道他是谁吗？ - Hey, you know who that was? - Nah.
That was the ref. The guy from the game
他就是那个抛硬币的白痴裁判
The coin-toss.
天哪，你说的没错，就是他 Oh my God! You're right
That was him! I had him in the cab and I let him go!
他刚才就在我的车上，而我却放走了他
我们这是要去哪里？ 少废话，快走
Go, go, go, go, go!
有钱人的玩偶
Chumps.
你好 Excuse me.
Hi.
I'm not a creep or anything.
我不是想骚扰你 我没时间和你聊天
I don't have any quarters.
Oh, no. I never do this but I'm reading the same book you are. Look...
我正巧也在看你正在看的这本书
看，《林德伯格》 ...see? Lindbergh.
太巧了，不是吗？ It's fantastic, isn't it?
你看到那一部分了？ 他刚做了变性手术 What part are you on?
He just had a sex change.
谁做了手术？难道是林德柏格？ Who did? Lindbergh?
变性手术？ 是的 - A sex change? - Oh, yeah.
有意思 - That's funny. - I though so.
我也这么想 有意思 That's funny.
你刚才耍了我一把 But don't be too proud of yourself, though.
See, I'm the most gullible guy in the Chicago.
我是全芝加哥最容易受骗的男人
能请你喝杯酒吗？ Can I buy you a drink?
不行，我等会儿要上飞机 I can't. I'm flying.
那正好可以放松一下自己 我的意思是我是飞行员 - So it will relax you.
- No, no, I mean I'm flying.
I'm a pilot.
Pilot. Are there a lot of female pilots?
飞行员？有很多女飞行员吗？
起码我是一个女飞行员 There's at least one.
在我走之前，我有一些话要说 You know, as soon as I walk away,
I'm going to think of something great to say to that.
很好,那就给我写信吧 Good.
Mail it to me.
飞往新墨西哥州阿尔伯克基的115航班 - Flight 115 to Albuquerque, New Mexico.
4 tickets to Albuquerque, please.
要飞机前部的座位 好的 - Near the front of the plane. Please. - All right.
快点 Come on!
This is so exciting.
太刺激了,我从没坐过私人飞机
I've never been on a private plane before.
这比我住的公寓还要大 This is bigger than my condo.
先生们，我们什么时候能到？ 1小时10分钟之后到达 - Gentlemen, what's our E.T.A.?
- 1 hour and 10 minutes.
如果你们能在一小时内到达的话，我就请你们吃饭 If you can do it in less than an hour, I'll buy you both dinner.
好的 You're on.
看着点，让开，让开 - Excuse me. - Uhv, uhv, uhv. (Move, move, move.)
下一位 轮到我了 - Who was next? - I was.
- I was.
轮到我了 轮到我了
- What? You were not next! - Are you calling me a liar?
还没轮到你呢 你的意思是我是个骗子？
Yeah. As a matter of fact I am.
是的，事实上，我们已经排了20分钟的队了
We've been in line back here for over 20 minutes.
Okay, hold on.
时间没有错吧？ Is that the correct time?
没错 Yes, it is.
- Who's next? - They are. Right there.
谁是下一个？ 是他们
两张去阿尔伯克基的机票 2 tickets to Albuquerque.
对不起，机票已经卖完了 Sorry. Ouch. We're completely booked.
There's nothing. Oh, there's a 4:30 but you have to switch in Dallas.
有一班4点30分的,但要在达拉斯转机
I have had it.
What do you mean that's it?
什么意思？我不会放弃的，你也不能放弃
I'm not giving up.
And neither are you. And neither am I.
我不会放弃的，告诉你，兄弟
I'll tell you something, brother.
If we're not flying out of here, no one is flying out of here.
如果我们不能飞离这里,没有谁能够飞离这里
Okay!
不好 That can't be good.
杜安 Duane!
不
布莱因! 布莱因! Blaine! Blaine!
该死！该死！ Oh! Shit!
布莱因!
Duane!
不!
Duane! Stop!
停下!
Stop!
停不下来啊 I can't!
你都干了些什么啊！我没地方躲了
快走开，你要杀了我吗？
杜安,快把车停下! Duane, stop the car!
Stop the car!
Freeze everything. Every flight.
所有航班停飞，给我接指挥中心
Get me Central Operation
所有旅客注意了 Attention all passengers.
Due to a technical problem with our radar tracking system,
由于雷达追踪系统技术故障
所有航班推迟起飞，等待进一步消息 all flights are postponed until further notice.
我们为由此给大家带来不便表示道歉 We apologize for any inconvenience.
快起来，我们走 - Come on, we gotta go, we gotta go. Hurry up! Let's go! .
快 可行李怎么办呢？ - Wait! Dad!
别管行李了 Forget the bags! Let's go!
让开 Out of the way!
这是你的驾驶执照？ 是的 - This is your license? - Yes, it is.
在哪儿签发的? 关岛 - Where was it issued? - In Guam.
朝东开，我赶时间 Just head East! And I'm in a hurry!
Hello again.
又见面了，我们这就向东出发
East it is.
我们有一辆中型caprice牌轿车 We have a mid-size Caprice...
什么颜色的？ 我们不在意什么颜色 What color is it?
We don't care about color.
给我们离大门最近的车 Just give us whatever car is parked closest to the door.
问问汽车保险的事 Ask about insurance.
Would you be interested in purchasing liability insurance?
你们要不要买责任保险？
多少钱？ 我们要买 - How much is it?
- It doesn't matter! We'll take it. Just hurry.
快一点
按“enter”键，现在按“shift”键 Hit 'enter.'
Now 'shift.'
“shift”键在这里 'Shift' key.
小心
公交车，白人
Out, idiot!
白痴
我有个主意了 Okay, I've got one.
什么？ 回敬你一下 - What?
- A great comeback.
- Okay.
当我刚才说“有很多女飞行员吗？” - I said, "Are there a lot of female pilots?"
你说“起码你算一个” And you said: "There's at least one."
I should've said: "Two if you coun't Lindbergh."
这时我应该说“算上林德柏格就有两个了”
因为你说他做了变性手术 Cause you said he had a sex change.
这样就顺理成章了 - It's a work in progress. - Okay.
我是尼克·谢佛 我是特蕾西·福赛特 I'm Nick Shaffer.
Tracy Faucet.
我想现在可以请你喝酒了吧 So I guess you can have that drink now.
不行5分钟后我要驾驶飞机去罗斯威尔 No, I told you I'm flying.
I'm leaving for Roswell in 5 minutes.
你没听到广播吗？所有飞机都停飞了 Oh, didn't you hear? Everybody's grounded.
那是固定翼飞机，我飞的是直升机 我们用的是不同的系统 Oh, no, that's only for fixed wings.
I'm in a chopper.
We use a different system.
新墨西哥州的罗斯威尔? 是的 Roswell, New Mexico?
Yes.
You're flying to New Mexico?
你要飞往新墨西哥州？ 我们一周要飞好几次呢
Yeah. We've been flying down all week.
他们在重新绘制城市地图 They're repainting the whole fleet.
你的飞机可以飞，而其他的飞机却不能飞 You can fly. Nobody else can fly.
But you can fly.
但你的飞机可以飞
你要飞往新墨西哥州？ 是的 - And you're flying to New Mexico. - Yeah.
其他人都不能乘飞机了 是的 - And nobody else can fly. - Yeah.
要我带你一程吗？ Do you need a ride?
是椰子味的 椰子味，谁有椰子味的？ - Coconut. - Coconut. Who had coconut?
我 I did.
是你啊，菲尔 Ah, Phil.
那才是我想要坐的车 That's the kind of car that I'm getting
可是没指望了 为什么？ Don't count on it.
Why not?
因为大众甲壳虫是纳粹分子用的车 Because the Volkswagen Beetle was used by the Nazis.
开这种车我很不自在的 I will not be comfortable driving around in one.
So, don't drive it. I will.
这么说我也不能开这车了 爸爸，停车
Dad, I have to go.
不行 我真的要下车 No, you don't.
Yes, I do. I really do.
我们已经停车休息了 可那里的厕所太脏了 - We just stopped.
- I couldn't go. The bathroom was too gross.
Well, can't you hold it in?
你就不能憋住吗? 不行,我很急
I can't. It's an emergency.
亲爱的,那里有旅馆 - Honey, there's a restaurant
- No, that's 3 miles off the road, then 3 miles back. We lose 10 minutes.
那里离公路有3英里，来回要花10分钟时间
那又怎么样？你女儿要上厕所 - So what? Your daughter has to go to the bathroom.
快停车，爸爸 这样吧 - Come on, Dad, stop. She has to go to the bathroom.
- Please stop, Dad, I have to go to the bathroom.
- All right, Jason, Jason, just look back there for an empty jar.
杰森，你看看后面有没有空矿泉水瓶
A jar? Girls don't pee in jars.
矿泉水瓶？女孩不能尿在矿泉水瓶里
对不起，是我想的不周全 Oh, all right, sorry. Jason, we're going to need a jar and a funnel.
杰森，找一个矿泉水瓶和一个漏斗来
爸爸，我不是想小便，我要大便 Dad, I don't have to pee! It's number 2!
对不起，不能停车 现在我的情况就像土拨鼠 Sorry, I can't stop.
Dad, I'm prairie dogging it.
什么意思？ What the hell does that mean?
就是像土拨鼠那样把头钻进又钻出地面 （已经拉出来了……） You know, like when a prairie dog sticks its head in and out of the ground.
Oh, I do not want to picture that.
太恶心了
目标银城 Yes, sir. Silver City it is buddy
可是那里远在700英里啊，你不介意吗？
It's about 700 miles.
You don't mind, do you?
Oh, no, no, no. I don't mind.
没关系的，对我来说只是工作而已
A job's just another job for me.
你开个价吧 About how much do you think that's going to cost?
我没想这么多，告诉你吧 I wouldn't worry about it.
Tell you what.
You just pay me whatever you think is fair.
你看着给吧
Because...
我相信你的判断力
...I trust your judgment.
我恨你! 我恨你! I hate you! I hate you!
All right, nobody look.
没人会看你的 我这就开收音机，这样大家就听不到你的声音了 I'm going to turn on the radio, honey, so you nobody can hear you.
我永远不会原谅你的,我恨你 I hate you!
Okay, nobody can hear you, honey.
亲爱的，没人能听到你的声音，用力
Push away!
I'm going to drop you off right there.
我会在离医院很近的这个停车场降落
There's a parking lot near the hospital
Great. Great.
好的，可以 她伤得怎么样？
So what's wrong with her?
谁？ 你妹妹，你说她伤得很重 - Who? - Your sister. You said it was serious.
Yeah... shark bite.
对,她被鲨鱼咬伤
被鲨鱼咬伤？ 是的 - Shark bite? - Yeah.
他们把她送到银城来了？（大沙漠里哪有鲨鱼啊） They took her to Silver City?
Yeah. They have a really good shark attack unit there.
是的，那里有个专门救治鲨鱼咬伤的科室
How fast was I going?
我刚才的车速有多快？
我们这是在哪里？ 这是一条捷径 - Where are we? - Oh, it's a shortcut I know.
我觉得走高速公路比较好 这样我们就有分歧了 - Well, maybe we should stick to the highway.
- Ah, there's a thought.
你要走高速公路，而我想抄近路 You say we should stick to the highway.
I say we should take my shortcut.
为什么我们不抛硬币决定呢？ 天哪！事情不是你想象的那样的 Why don't we just flip a coin?
Oh! It's not what you think! Wait! Wait!
出来！你这个婊子养的瞎子 住手！ - Come here, you blind son-of-a-bitch!
Where's that whistle? Wait!
你的哨子放哪儿了？我要把它塞到你的屁眼里去
- Give me that god damn whistle! I'm gonna cram it up your ass!
- Wait!
快回来 - Come back here! - Arrivederci.
我要杀了他 I'll kill him!
Squirrels?
要松鼠吗？ 不，谢谢
No, thank you.
请问怎么才能找到州际公路 - We are looking for the Interstate.
- Oh. I get that a lot cause of the detour.
经常有人来向我问路
她们迷路了 Now they lost their way. Now they can't go home.
现在她们不能回家了 你们真的不想买一只?
You sure you don't want one?
是的，不要 We're sure. Thank you.
拿它们当宠物很好的 我已经教会了这一只怎么握手 Oh, they make crackerjack pets.
I taught this one to shake hands.
可它是非卖品 你们大家谁想和这两位漂亮的女士回家的？ He's not for sale though.
Hey, who wants to go home with the nice ladies, huh?
选我,选我! 别怕,我不会咬人的 Pick me, pick me! Don't be afraid. I don't bite
你叫什么名字？ 维拉 What's your name, pretty lady?
Vera.
Ma'am, really, we're not interested.
女士,我们对松鼠不感兴趣
我不是对你说话, 我是在和维拉说话 I'm not talking to you, am I?
I'm talking to Vera.
这只叫巴奇的怎么样? 他喜欢爬树吃坚果 What about Buckey here?
He just loves to climb the trees, eat the nuts...
Ma'am, we do not want a squirrel!
我们不想买松鼠
Now do you or do you not know where the Interstate is?
你到底知不知道州际公路怎么走？
Of course I do, I'm not retarded.
当然知道,我又不是白痴 告诉它她们捷径吧
Tell them about the short cut.
谢谢，巴奇 Oh, thank you, Buckey.
我差点忘了有一条捷径 I almost forgot. There's a dandy shortcut.
It'll bring you right to exit 14. It'll save your 30 miles.
它通向公路的14号出口，能让你少走30英里
听好了 Okay, now listen carefully.
You want to go straight down here, exactly 1.8 miles.
从这里直走1.8英里
1.8英里 在有图腾柱农场左转 1.8.
And you make a left at the Totem Pole Ranch.
Go 5.4 miles and go up a big hill...
继续走5.4英里,然后翻过一座大山
会看到一个黄色标志牌 ...and you'll see a big yellow sign with graffiti on it.
There's a little dirt road, take that on the right...
右边的小路就通向州际公路
...it will take you right to the interstate.
谢谢,非常感谢 - Thank you very much. - Oh, wait a minute.
慢着,带上些坚果
Take some nuts with you.
万一看到松鼠就可以喂给它吃，好吗？ Just in case you see a squirrel.
- Okay. - Okay.
再见,再见,你本来可以买下我的 Bye. Bye.
Oh, you could've bought me.
你行的,你会成功的
我到底在哪里？ Where am I?
户外烤肉博物馆,我们能停下参观一下吗? Wow! A Barbie Museum!
Can we stop?
抱歉，吉米，我们要按照原定计划走下去 Sorry, Kimmy, we have plan.
And we're going to stick to the plan.
求你了，爸爸 - Please, Daddy, please, please, please - Hey!
这不公平，我想参观的地方都没有停 It's not fair.
We never get to stop at anywhere I want to
我肯定杰森也不想去什么烤肉博物馆的 I'm sure Jason doesn't want to go the Barbie Museum
谁说的，总是坐在车里我都快疯了 Are you kidding? I'll stop anywhere.
I'm wigging out back here.
说得对，你该停车让孩子们活动一下了 Yeah, okay, honey.
Come on, you really need to pull over and stop, give the kids a break.
Yeah, okay, maybe on the way back.
对，那就在回来的路上停车活动吧
No, no, stop the car...
停车 不行 - No, I can't do that. - No, we all need to stop the car.
我们都要求停车 不行
- No can do. - You need to stop the car.
快给我停车 不 - Noooo! - Stop the car!
停车！
好，但只有10分钟 Okay, fine. But 10 minutes.
太棒了！烤肉博物馆 Wow, The Barbie Museum.
克劳斯·巴比……（这个家伙的姓正好是烤肉的单词） Klaus Barbie, sometimes known as "The Butcher Lyon"
有时也被称作“里昂屠夫”
随那些犹太复国主义者去谈论他们的死亡集中营 和那些所谓的反人类罪行吧 Let the Jew revisionist talk about their...
...death camps, and so called, "crimes against humanity."
我们这家博物馆是专门介绍 有关克劳斯·巴比的不为人知的一面 This museum is lovingly dedicated... of Lyons."
To the Klaus Barbie that nobody knows.
作为一位丈夫，作为一个父亲，作为一名评酒家 The husband, the devoted father...
...the wine connoisseur and 3-times ballroom dancing champion.
还有三届舞会冠军
Hey, there is the guy.
嘿，那是那个矮胖子的车
巴比于1935年加入了纳粹党卫军 Barbie joined the SS in 1935...
...where he soon became one of the Fuhrer's favorite young officers,
很快他就成为了元首最喜爱的年轻军官之一
我们能走了吗？（这一家人是犹太人） - Can we go? - And was given a greater responsibility
照片里他就站在希特勒的专车旁边 Here we see him standing by Hitler's touring car.
在外边的停车场上就有一辆同样的车 The very same car, which can be seen on display outside in our courtyard.
你们要走了吗？ You're leaving?
不……是的，我们要赴一个4点半的约，之后还要…… Ah... yes.
We have a 4:30 book burning and then we have a...
参加一个洗礼仪式 对，洗礼仪式 - A Christening. - Yes, a christening.
是我们的一个信仰基督教的白种非犹太人朋友 One of our many white Christian non-Jewish friends...
他是我们的亲戚 叫希姆勒·赫辛·冯·司徒里奇柏格…… - Family. - Family relative, yes.
- The Hemler Hessin Van Histerechberg...
多谢你们的招待 我喜欢你们所作的这些事情 Thank you so much.
- Yes, love your do. - Thank you. It's beautiful.
谢谢,这儿很美,我们玩得很开心
Come on.
哇！礼品商店 Wow! A gift shop.
下次买吧，亲爱的，我保证 Yes, I know, honey. Next time.
Next time, I promise, I really do.
快走，快走 Let's go. Let's go.
天哪！车被破坏了，现在我们怎么办？
Oh my God! We've been caught!
What do we do now?
我说了我们要走州际公路 - I say we take the interstate. - No, take highway 12.
不，我们要走这条捷径过去
- Is a shorcut.
你根本不知道什么是捷径 说不定那里路况很差 - But you don't know what the shortcut is.
It could be anything. I could be a dirt road.
You know of us. Why don't we just separate?
你知道吗，我们有两个人，为什么不分头走？
What?
什么？ 我们有两个人
There are 2 of us. Maybe we should separate.
我们应该分两路走
说得对，你真是个天才，我们有两个人 You're right. You're a genius.
There's 2 of us.
如果我们能偷一辆车之后各走各的 If we separate, and you steal a car, we can both go our own way.
这样我们赢的机会就翻倍了 And double our chances of getting there first.
All right, you take this.
好的，你带上……
可我们只有一把钥匙 We only have 1 key.
看! 图腾柱农场,左转弯 Oh, look! There it its. Totem Pole Ranch.
Turn left.
刚好1.8英里，真厉害，松鼠女士 1.8 miles exactly.
All right, Squirrel Lady.
真让人无法相信 爸爸偷了希特勒的奔驰车 I can't believe it Dad.
You just stole Adolph Hitler's Mercedes Benz.
偷了他们的又怎么样 Oh, Hitler had it coming.
What goes around, comes around.
他们一定很恼火 Dad, they're going to be pissed.
他们总是在发火，他们是纳粹 发火就像是他们的工作一样 Ah, they're always pissed, honey. They're Nazis.
It's like it's their job.
等我们到了银城就打电话告诉他们 然后我们把事情解决掉 Hey, honey, when we get to Silver City,
...we'll call them. We'll work something out.
我们在朝北飞？ - North?
绕点道,只要几分钟 - A little detour. It will just take a minute.
我想和我的男友问个好 I just wanted to say 'hi' to my boyfriend.
难以置信，那个狗娘养的 I can't believe it.
That son-of-a-bitch! That's Charlene's car!
那是沙琳的车
沙琳？ 他的前女友,我想是的 - Charlene? - His ex-girlfriend, or so I thought.
算了吧，我想一定有个合理的解释 C'mon, now. I'm sure there's a perfectly innocent explanation.
She probably came by just to pick up some clothes or...
她可能顺便来拿几件衣服
这水真暖和 Nice and warm.
Okay.
怎么回事……不
下去
Did I come at a bad time, asshole?
我来得不是时候吗,混蛋?
我要用螺旋桨切断你的喉咙 I'll ram this helicopter right down your throat!
Nooo!
你在干什么？！ - What are you doing? - Don't worry about me!
别担心，我父亲是海军飞行员!，我从15岁就开始飞行
My father is a NaVy pilot!
I've been flying since I was 15!
我不是担心你，我是担心我自己 I'm not worried about you! I'm worried about me!
Shawn, have a minute? I want to talk about our relationship!
肖恩,你有时间吗? 我们来谈谈我们的关系!
去死吧，混蛋 Suck on that, creep!
别砸卡车
Not the truck!
我的天哪！
The hood! Oh my God!
快点，帮我一下，把它打开 Come on, help me. Open it.
特蕾西，我觉得这么做不好 You know what, Tracy,
I'm actually not comfortable with...
快打开！ 遵命 - Open it! - Okay.
她要杀了我 She's going to kill me.
我们走吧 还没完呢 We should get out of here.
Not yet. Okay.
You two-timing, back-stabbing snake!
脚踏两只船的卑鄙小人!
You worm! You turd!
你这该死的臭虫、无耻小人
我的天,我当初是怎么想的? 我要讨回我的5个月 What was I thinking? I want to kill the bastard!
我要把纹身去掉 I'm getting the tattoo removed!
别撞了
Where are you going, baby! Wait for me!
往哪儿跑，宝贝？等等我
我想我们把他杀了 你杀不死他的,他就像一只蟑螂 I think we just killed him.
You can't kill him. He's like a cockroach.
'Oh-oh'
No! No 'oh-oh'. No! Fix the 'oh-oh'!
不
我们一定要飞这么低吗？ Should we be this low?
快点，快点，快启动，快啊 Come on, come on, keep going.
We just violated about 115 federal laws
我们刚刚触犯了第115条联邦法规
- We?
我们? 我要离开这里,你要一块走吗? - I'm getting out of here. Are you coming?
No, no, no. I don't think...
不，我知道事情看上去很糟……
Nice meeting you.
很高兴见到你
从车里出来,肖恩 Get out of the truck, Shawn!
够了，特蕾西，够了 That's it, Tracy. You and I are through!
Tracy! Wait!
特蕾西，等等
Tracy!
这是我第一次干违法的事 It's the first illegal thing I've done in my adult life.
How does it feel?
感觉如何?
我在发抖，可能是刚才的坠机造成的 I'm shaking.
But that could be from the helicopter crash.
给我出来,特蕾西! 是我的车,肖恩!是我付的钱! Get out of my truck, Tracy!
It's my truck, Shawn! I paid for it!
他是谁？ 不是谁 - And who is this? - I'm nobody.
你不是谁？ 是的，不是谁 - Yeah, you are nobody. - Yeah, nobody.
You stay away from her, nobody, unless you're tired of living...
你给我离她远点，不是谁 除非你不想活了
Oh, Shawn, while you're here, do me a favor.
肖恩,既然你在这儿,帮我一个忙 沙琳的胸罩丢在车里了
Charlene left a bra in the truck.
Can you make sure she gets it?
麻烦你还给她，好吗？谢谢
Thanks, honey.
救命！
司机跑到哪儿去了？ 在厕所里 So where's the driver?
He's in the powder room.
该死，这样我们就没法在下午3点赶到圣塔菲 Hell's bells!
We're never going to get to Santa Fe by 3 o'clock
- This is ridiculous.
这太可笑了 太可笑了 - Ridiculous.
- I really wish he'd hurry.
真希望他能快一点，他太不敬业了
- It just seems very unprofessional.
先生，你要帮帮我，我妻子她…… Oh, mister, you got to help me.
My wife, she's out back. She's having a baby.
她就在外面，她要生了
她要生什么了？ 生孩子 - She's having a what? - A baby!
她要生孩子了？ 是的，孩子已经钻出来一部分了 - She's having a baby?
- And it's half way out!
我能看见孩子的头了 I can see the head!
我需要你的衣服 为什么？ I need your jacket.
Why?
因为她的羊水 For her amniotic sack!
Her amniotic fluid... it's all gushing out!
她的羊水破了，都流出来了 破了？
- Gushing? - The jacket! The jacket!
衣服，快给我衣服 Give me the jacket!
还有你的裤子 我得裤子？ And your pants.
- My pants?
是的，你的裤子，因为她的胎盘…… - Your pants, yeah, for her, you know, for her placenta...
还有阴唇和宫颈…… you know and her labia and cervical...
黏液都流出来了，流出来了
...it's gushing, it's gushing...
从孔里流出来了…… and it's just a hole... and...
快点，给我裤子，还有你的帽子 the pants!
- And the hat. - My hat? Why? Why my hat?
为什么？为什么要帽子？
因为，因为…… For her vagina.
她的阴道
Let's go, ladies. All aboard. We're on our way.
女士们，我们出发吧 大家都上车啦，我们上路了
马蒂怎么了？ 马蒂？他家里出事了,她老婆要生孩子了 What happened to Marty?
Marty? Family emergency. His wife's having a baby.
大家安静 Quiet. Quiet everybody. Simmer down. Hey!
大家安静
我们很快就可以出发了，这位是欧文 We're going to be on our way in just a minute.
This is Owen. He's our new driver.
他是我们的新司机
大家向他问好 Everyone say hello.
你好，欧文 Hello Owen!
我们的下一站是在新墨西哥州圣塔菲 举行的第三界一年一度的“我爱露西”大会 Our next stop is our third annual...
"I Love Lucy" convention in Santa Fe, New Mexico!
大家要怎么说？ What'd you say?
Baba-Ioooo!
他死了吗？ 先生，你死了吗？ Is he dead?
Hey, mister, are you dead?
这是赛跑，这是赛跑…… It's a race. It's a race. It's a race.
快跑，快跑，就像闪电一样 Run. Run. Like crystal lightning.
出租车 Taxi! Taxi! Taxi!
不好 Not good. Not good.
No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no.
不许动，站在原地，我看见了整个过程 Don't move! Stay there!
I saw the whole thing! I'll be right down!
我马上下来
该死 Oh, shit! Gloria Allred.
朋友，你没事吧？ Hey, buddy, buddy, are you okay?
You okay?
你没事! 你看上去很好 You're fine! You look great.
You don't want to report this, do you?
你不会报警吧? 出租车
- Taxi! - You don't need a taxi, come on.
你不用坐出租车，来吧
Come on, where are you going?
你要去哪里？也许我能带你去 Maybe I can drop you off.
新墨西哥的银城，我在赛跑 Silver City, new Mexico. I am in a race.
- Silver City? This is your lucky day! - No.
银城？你的运气真好
我要去埃尔柏索,刚好顺路 I'm going to El Paso.
It's right on the way.
快上车吧，我得在今晚7点前赶到那里 Come on. I hope that...
...Iook, I've got to be there by 7 o'clock tonight...
so I'm going to be driving very fast.
所以我要开快车 太好了
Great.
你们只想要一把吗？做两把的话可以半价 Just want 1 copy?
Cause I got an extra one for half price
只要一把，要快 Just one. And hurry.
这是你想到的最好的主意 That's the best idea you ever had.
我们带着两把钥匙分头走 这样我们赢的就会就多了一倍 We split up, we take 2 keys, we double our chances of winning.
这样肯定行 It can't fail.
记得我们要去什么地方吗？ 新墨西哥的银城 You remember where we're going?
Silver City, New Mexico.
对，火车站，001号储物柜 Right. Train station locker, 001.
001 001
Rule number 1: Discretion.
守则一：不和任何人说话
Don't talk to anybody.
我不会的，我保证 我是认真的 I won't. I promise.
I'm serious. We're talking about 2 million dollars in cash.
我们是在讨论200万美元现金
别人为了得到钥匙会杀了我们的 People would just kill us to get their hands on that key.
我爱你 I love you.
好了，弟弟，你去偷辆车 All right, little brother, you steal a car.
我要偷那部巡洋舰 I'm gonna try and steal that Corvette right there.
我不管你要偷哪部，快点动手 I don't care what you get as long as it's fast.
I'll meet you in Silver City.
我们银城见，带上你的钥匙
Don't forget your key.
是那个狗娘养的干的 That mother fucking asshole!
我要杀了他
他在那儿 There he is!
Go! Go!
我们开了2.4公里了 Okay, we're at 2.4 miles.
那里有一个黄色的标志牌 There's the yellow sign with the graffiti, turn right.
右转 我看到了
- I seen it. - You seen it?
你看到了？ 是的 - I seen it.
- I just loved this. This is like a treasure hunt.
我喜欢这样，就像寻宝一样
快减速！ 我没办法！ - Slow down! - I can't!
救命！
牌子上的文字:你应该买一只松鼠
如果让我选择我最喜欢的章节,我会选第34章 But I guess my favorite episode, if I have to pick a favorite...
...would be Episode 34.
女士们，站到线后面去 Ladies. Lucy, Lucy, stay behind the line please.
记得瑞奇不肯脱帽子那一段吗？ You remember that one when
Ricky thought he was going bald and he wouldn't take his hat off...
No, no, I don't remember that one.
我不记得了，这听上去像是什么名著
It sounds like a masterpiece.
她在冰箱里被抓住了的那一段怎么样？
女士，你得把烟熄了 Ma'am.
Lucy.
You have to put that out please.
Lucy, your hair!
你的头发
多谢夸奖 有些时候我都不知道是该保持现在的发型还是尝试一下新发型 Oh, thank you.
You know, I can't decide whether to keep it up or try something new.
你的头发着火了 It's on fire!
快停车！ 不能停车！ - Stop the bus!
- We're not stopping! Put it out!
把火灭了，快把火灭了！
Just put it out! We're not stopping!
停车！
快扔到厕所里去 The bathroom!
2 million dollars...
200万美元,200万美元……
...2 million dollars...
2 million dollars...
200万美元,200万美元……
唐纳德·辛克莱尔，那个亿万富翁？ The Donald St. Claire the billionaire?
虽然这听上去很疯狂，但也在情理之中 It sounds crazy, I know, but I think it's on the level.
Here's the thing, we have to decide 'yes' or 'no' right now.
我们现在就要决定下来
Okay, we're here.
我们现在的位置在这里，如果其他人都是开车的话 我们就领先他们大约3个小时的路程
If everybody else had to drive the whole way, I figured we still have...
...we have a 3 hour head start.
那你现在想怎么做？ 我们俩合作 - So you're proposing... - We form a corporation.
Faucet and Shaffer Inc.
如果我们赢了就五五分成 我还可以把钥匙交给你 If we win, we split everything 50-50.
Here, you can even hold the key.
怎么样？ What do you think?
I don't know what to think. I'm in shock.
我不知道，我现在很吃惊
3 hours ago I was sitting in the airport...
三小时前，我在机场看着书，有一份工作
...I had a job, I was reading a book.
My grandfather used to say, "Good things take time...
我爷爷过去常说：“好事总是多磨
...great things happen all at once."
而喜事却是瞬间成真。”
杰森，你从什么地方找到这玩意儿的？ 从座椅下面找到的 Jason, where'd you get that?
I found it under the seat.
给我，你不能玩那个 为什么？ All right, Jason, give it to me right now!
Come on, you can't play that.
- Why not? - Because it's Hitler's harmonica.
因为这是希特勒的口琴 你不能玩希特勒的口琴
You can't play Hitler's harmonica.
可你在开他的车 可我没用嘴去碰它 You're driving his car.
Yes, but I'm not touching it with my mouth.
我没用嘴去吸它的仪表盘 这样就不会感染他身上的细菌 I'm not sucking on the dashboard.
I'm not getting his germs.
爸爸,看我找到了什么 Dad, look what I found.
你又是从哪里找到这个的？ 地板上。看，我是希特勒夫人 - Hey, where'd you get those?
- The floor. Look, I'm Mrs. Hitler.
All right, take those off right now.
够了，快把它摘下来
Look at this, a lipstick.
快看这个，口红，深色的
Oh, it's dark.
是伊娃·布劳恩用的那种，不是吗？ That Eva Braun had style, didn't she?
她是希特勒的情妇 亲亲我 - She was Hitler's girlfriend.
- Give us a kiss.
贝佛，这不好玩，快把它给我 No, Bev, it's not funny. Come on, give me that.
- No, no, it's mine. - Give me that.
亲爱的…… 这下弄得我满手都是了 - Honey... - Oh, it got all over my hand.
R-E-S-P-E-C-T...
find out what it means to me, respect...
just a little bit... just a little bit... just...
你看我们在呼啸疾驶 Look at us go. We are zooming.
我告诉过你我们要急速飞驰 I told you. We're hauling ass.
对，我们在急速飞驰 We're hauling ass. All righty.
猜猜车后厢里有什么东西 你刚和我说过的 Guess what I got back there?
You just told me.
我们在急速飞驰 Ass. We're hauling ass.
不，不,那只是表面 No, no, that's just an expression.
是心脏 It's a heart.
心脏？ 人的心脏 - A heart? - A human heart.
一个在埃尔柏索的幸运的混蛋正等着他救命呢 Some lucky bastard in El Paso is waiting for it.
通常应该用飞机空运过去的 可是机场关闭了 Normally they put in on a plane
but you know the airport's all closed down, so...
你想看看吗? 看什么？ You want to see it?
- See what?
- Look.
可以吗？ Are we allowed?
只是看一眼而已，能发生什么事呢？ We'll just take a peek.
One peek. What could happen?
它是心脏，它需要新鲜空气 It's a heart. It needs fresh air.
它已经在这个冰盒子里装了7个小时了 It's been locked up in that cooler for 7 hours.
别担心，我来捡，我来捡 快点 - Oopsy-daisy. - Oh, please!
I get it I get it.
别踩着它 我想我找到它了 - Don't step on it! - I think, I found it.
不，那是焦糖苹果 No, that's a caramel apple.
这样做是不对的，完全不对 This is wrong. This is so wrong.
上帝会惩罚我们的，我们会被惩罚的 God is going to smote us.
We're going to get smote!
算了吧，我们只是吸点油而已 不会被惩罚的 Come on, we're siphoning gas.
It's not a smoting offense.
什么？
你不该拉上我 Shouldn't be turning me on, should it?
Hi.
你们在干什么？ 他喝17杯咖啡 What are you doing?
17 cups of coffee.
我想…… I guess...
我想我拉完了 I guess that's it.
我想还没完，亲爱的，这泡尿怎么就拉不完呢？ I guess not. Oh, honey, turn this thing off.
狗娘养的 Son-of-a-bitch!
该死 快跑 Damn, keep going!
他停下来了 - He's stopping
因为他知道他都不过我们的 - Cause he knows not to mess with us.
我们得等等，这会儿风太大了 Gotta wait! Too much wind!
兄弟，我要用你的气球 嘿，你要干什么？ Guys, Guys, Guys, I need you to move!
Hey, hey, what are you doing?!
嘿，你要干什么？ Hey, man, what...?!
我知道自己在做什么 I know what I'm doing!
我会抓住你的，快给我回来 I'm coming to get you! Get back here!
我会抓到他的 我会抓到你的，你这个工具店的混蛋 I'll get him. I'm gonna get you, stupid hardware guy!
Go! Go! Go!
快上，快上 站起来抓住绳子
- Stand up. Grab the rope! - Give me rope
I'm going to get you!
我会抓住你的 站起来，准备好了吗？抓住绳子
Stand up! Ready? Grab it!
你没抓住绳子 Missed it!
杜安，杜安，快停车 兄弟，坚持住 Dane! Dane, stop the car!
- Hang on, buddy! - Dane!
杜安，快停车
Please stop!
- Dane! - I got it! I got it!
我抓到了，抓到了，你要坚持住
Just hang on!
Dane! Stop!
快停下！ 我的天哪！你会害死我的 Stop it
Blaine! Blaine!
奶牛！ Dane, the cows! Dane!
快走开
快让开
该死 Shit.
Dane! Dane!
杜安!杜安!
上帝啊！
救命！ Help!
快把钥匙还我 你见鬼去吧 Give my key!
- What are you talking about?
快把我的钥匙还我 钥匙！ - Give me back my key!
还我钥匙
I got it. Yeah!
布莱因！布莱因！是我啊 Blaine!
Blaine! It's me!
Dane!
Oh my god!
I thought...
我拿到钥匙了 I got the key.
一切顺利吗，船长？ How's it going, Captain?
到目前为止，一切正常 So far, so good.
能停车让我方便一下吗？ 对不起，这是单行道 How about a pit stop?
Sorry. This is a one-way flight.
车后面不是有厕所吗 There's a bathroom in the back.
插销坏了，任何人都可能进来 The latch is broken.
Anybody could just come in.
那又怎么样？你身上也没有好看的地方嘛 So what?
You ain't got nothing the other Lucies haven't seen already.
Not necessarily.
也不尽然
你就不能不尖叫吗？ Please, will you stop screaming?
该死 Damn!
救救我 Help me! Please help me!
看在上帝的份上，救救我！
妈的 Oh, shit.
欧文，你在干什么？ Owen. Owen, what are you doing?
爆胎了，请你们快回到车上去 It's a flat tire, please stay on the bus.
你把车开到沟里来了 我知道自己在做什么 - You are turning it the wrong way.
- I know what I'm doing.
你们快回到车上去，站住！ 也许我们应该检查一下油路 - Get on the bus.
- Maybe we should check the oil.
Listen, wait, please!
我原先以为每行驶12000英里都要打一次气 I think you're supposed to change the air in the tires every 12,000 miles
我会修 快还给我 - I can fix it. - Give me that!
站住，那是备用胎 Wait! No! That's the spare!
我们会把它拿回来的 - We'll still catch it. - Try it! Try it!
把它反过来放进去，反过来 No, no, no, turn it around.
Just turn it around.
小心点，等等，这是什么？ Please be careful.
Wait, wait, wait, what is that?
是个镍币 快点把心脏放进袋子里面，好吗？ It's a nickel.
Would you please put it in the bag?
你怎么不去那边看看，也许它被弹到那边去了 Why don't you check over there.
Maybe it bounced.
我死定了 别担心，我们会找到它的 I'm a dead man.
Don't worry, my friend, we will find the heart.
以前我的心脏丢了很多次 I have lost my heart many times before.
开玩笑而已 I make a joke.
帮你缓解一下紧张情绪 To help you forget how screwed you are.
我想它不会弹到这么远的地方 我们沿着公路找下去 I don't think it got this far.
Let's check down by the road.
你好，小狗 Oh, hello. A doggy.
Hello. Hello, there. Hello there.
这狗真可爱，不是吗？ He's a good doggy.
快把它捡回来 Come one, come on... fetch it.
看它跑得多快 Look at him go.
小狗！ - Here, boy! - Doggy!
好孩子 Good boy. Grab it!
这车真漂亮 是的 - Really is a beautiful car. - Yeah.
看看这红木 太漂亮了 - I mean, look at this mahogany. - Gorgeous.
以前从没见过这么漂亮的东西，不是吗？ 是的 - You just don't see that anymore, you know?
- No.
这是干什么用的？ 小心，那是点烟器 - I wonder what this is?
- Honey, careful, that's a cigarette lighter.
不会吧，我想那个时候还没发明这玩意儿 不，已经发明了 - No, I don't think they had those then. - Yes, they did.
亲爱的，烫着你了吗？ - Oh, honey! Did you burn yourself? - Yeah.
我的上帝啊 我不是和你说了吗 - Oh, I told you. - Oh, God!
Oh, no, no, no, sorry.
对不起
我丈夫烫伤了他的手指，女士 My husband, he burned his finger, ma'am.
所以他向手指吹气，甩动手指 贝佛，不用你帮忙 Yeah, he was pulling and then he was waving...
Bye! Bye! Not helping, not helping.
- Hi. - Hi.
我真的很喜欢你的自行车，摩托车 I really like your dike... bike.
很漂亮 It's Nice.
教训教训他们，大家都上来 Cut 'em off! Man in front!
嘿，你们要干什么，疯了吗？ 孩子们，快趴下 Hey! What are you, nuts?!
Kids, stay down!
孩子们，快趴下 这辆车没法开的更快了 This thing wont go any faster!
住手，别砸车头大灯，车头大灯 Stop it! The headlights! The headlights!
我的上帝啊 你们疯了吗？这是希特勒的车
Are you insane?! This is Hitler's car!
亲爱的，快向他们求救，告诉他们发生的一切 Honey, tell them what happened - - everything that happened.
让他们报警 And ask them to call the police... and a tow truck!
还有叫拖车
（这是个二战老兵聚会）
你好 你好 Hello.
Hello. Are you Harold?
你是哈罗德吗? 是的
Yes.
我是维琪 I'm Vicky.
你不请我进去吗，哈里？ Are you going to invite me in, Harry?
还是你想让我在走廊上……？ Or would you rather party out here in the hallway?
请进 Please, come in.
房间还算不错 Not too shabby.
你是哪里人，哈里？ 本地人 Where are you from, Harry?
From here. Las Vegas.
拉斯维加斯 不错，是个本地男人
Local boy makes good.
你想让我怎么做？ So, Harry, what can I do for you?
我想这么做 Okay, here's what I want.
首先我们都脱光衣服 First, we both get naked...
很好 我们要戴着水手帽 So far, so good.
Only we're wearing sailor hats.
然后…… And then...
然后我们进盛满pepto－bismol的按摩浴缸里去 （pepto－bismol是一种提神药水） we get into a Jacuzzi...
filled with Pepto-Bismol
然后…… And...
我给你修剪脚趾甲…… I clip your toenails.
And you shave my buttocks.
你给我的屁股剃毛
请你再说一遍 Pardon me?
好，脱衣服，按摩浴缸，pepto－bismol…… Okay, naked, Jacuzzi, Pepto-Bismol...
脚趾甲，给我的屁股剃毛 toenails, shave my buttocks.
你觉得这要多少钱？ How much would it cost?
天哪，亲爱的，你还真有想象力 Geez, honey, you have quite an imagination.
你觉得这要多少钱？ How much would it cost?
让我想想 Well, let's see.
这样玩的话…… A party like that...
我看要3000美元 3,000 dollars.
好了，3000美元，谁报了3000美元？ Okay, 3,000 dollars! Who has 3,000?
卡尔顿报了2800元,他是最接近的 Carlton has 2,800. He's the closest.
Congratulations.
Well done. Good for you.
我想它应该没事，你觉得呢？ I think it's okay. What do you think?
这些小洞是什么回事？
What about those little holes?
是狗咬的吗？ - Are they bite marks? - No, no, no, no.
不，我确信它原来就是这样的 That's... that's how it was.
I'm pretty sure.
我都干了些什么啊？ What am I doing?
我不能带这个去埃尔柏索 I can't go to El Paso with this.
看吧，它像筛子一样会漏 Look at it.
It's going to leak like a sieve.
装上这个，他家伙只能活两分钟，然后就…… The guy's going to be alive for like two minutes and then...
流浪汉 流浪汉？ A drifter.
A drifter?
我们找一个流浪汉 We... We find a drifter.
然后杀了他，取出他的心脏 Kill him, cut out his heart.
没人会想他的，不是吗？他是个流浪汉 Nobody's going to miss him, right?
I mean, he's a drifter.
他是个隐形人，真是完美的计划 He's an invisible man.
It's a perfect plan.
扎克先生，你现在让我觉得害怕了 Mr. Zack, now you are giving me the freak-out.
Where... do... I find a drifter?
可我该到哪里去找流浪汉呢？
恩理克 Enrico...
你说你是从哪儿来的来着？ 我吗？我从那不勒斯来的 where did you say you were from?
Me? I am from Napoli.
你的家里人呢？他们还活着吗？ And your family, they're back there?
不，不，我父亲已经死了 No, no, my papa, he is dead.
还有我妈妈，也死了 And my Mama. All gone.
还有其他家人吗？没有孩子吗？ Any family? Kids?
No. No.
没有，我是孤家寡人一个
I am completely alone.
为什么…… Why...
Why do you...
为什么你……
看，那儿有个流浪汉，快杀了他 Look, a drifter. Let's kill him!
他妈的，快给我回来 Son-of-a... Come back here!
听着，不管怎么样，你们今天哪儿也去不了了 Whatever, listen, sugar, you're not going anywhere today.
你的水箱上面有个裂缝 You got a crack in your radiator.
就是发动机前面的这个箱子 That's this big tank in front of this big engine.
我知道什么是水箱 难道就没什么地方可以租车吗？ Yeah, I know what a radiator is.
- Is there a place we can rent a car? - Albuquerque.
阿尔伯克基 好吧，听着
Okay, look, okay, we'll just have to patch it. A quick fix.
我们只需要修补一下就可以了
Patch it? Patch it with what?
修补？用什么修补？ 用沙子和补胎胶
Sand and tire sealant.
You mix the two together, it forms an adhesive.
把它们混合在一起就成了黏合剂，可以坚持几个小时
It should last a couple of hours.
只剩30英里了，是吗？ We have, 30 miles to go?
亲爱的，我们没有沙子 Darling, we don't have any sand.
拜托，我们是在沙漠里 Hello? We're in the desert!
我们应该买一只松鼠的 We should've bought a squirrel.
仁慈的主啊，你们从哪里来的？车子抛锚了？ Mother Mercy!
Where'd you come from? Car trouble?
快坐下，你们看上去已经精疲力竭了 Here, sit down.
You two look exhausted.
你们走了多久了？快喝点水 How long have ya'll been out there?
Here, have something to drink.
女士们先生们，各位新闻界的朋友 Gentlemen, members of the press...
外面在干什么？ 是洛杉机来的火箭专家 What's going on?
Oh, a bunch of rocket scientists from L.A.
他们想打破陆地行驶的速度纪录 They're trying to break the land speed record.
一个独一无二的汽车与空气动力学的结合 Which is a unique combination of automotive and aerodynamic innovation.
这辆车，我们称它为“闪电二号” The vehicle, which we call,
"Lightning Two" represents three years of R and D...
它代表了三年来在加州科技学院领导下 科技的研究与发展
which was conducted at the California Institute of Technology.
设计团队是由肯·弗里德曼教授 和理查德·克拉姆教授领导 The design team was led by professor Ken Freedman and Dr. Richard Kramer.
我们相信，这是有史以来在空气动力学方面 设计的最好的车 We believe that aerodynamically,
this is the most perfect vehicle ever designed.
整车重量不超过1850磅 The entire vehicle weighs less than eighteen hundred and fifty pounds.
车身是由一整片凯夫拉材料制成 The body is a one-piece Kevlar composite.
轮子是由铝合金制成 The wheels are solid billet aluminum.
And she's powered by twin JE-seventy-nne turbo jet engines.
动力系统是两台JE－79喷式发动机
F－4战斗机也是用相同的发动机 The same engines that are in the F-Four Phantom Jet.
还有什么问题吗？ Are there any questions?
Mr. Calvert, what is the current land speed record?
卡尔弗特先生，请问现在的陆地速度纪录是多少？
是时速724英里 That would be 742 miles per hour,
但我们希望今天我们能创造一个新的纪录 but we hope to have a new record today.
还有吗？ 怎么发动它？ - Anyone else? - How much do you expect...
How do you start it?
问得好 Ah, good question.
在方向盘左边有个绿色得控制杆 There's a green lever to the left of the steering wheel in the cockpit...
它控制着发动机的启动 which engages the primary thruster, igniting the JE...
740、745 740... 745...
Break the record.
这是个新纪录 她们要突破音障了 They're gonna break the sound barrier!
修好了，我不知道它能挺多久 Well, that's it...
I still don't think she's gonna hold.
我们要付多少钱？ 500美元 What do we owe you?
- 500 bucks. - What?!
什么？ 就两夸脱的补胎胶？ For what?! For 2 quarts of sealant?
不行，最多20美元 No way, that's 20 bucks tops.
Yeah, okay, here's 40 dollars.
这是40美元，给你两倍的价钱，够了吗？
That's double what it's worth, okay? Come on, Nick, let's go.
尼克，我们走
Hold it.
慢着
修理工的另一个小工具 Another little tool no mechanic should be without.
好吧，给你500美元，知道吗，你这是敲竹杠 Alright, fine, fine.
Here's your 500 dollars.
But you know what, Billy Ray?
你会遭报应的 What goes around, comes around.
This is so un-Christian.
你太没人性了
没人性？ Un-Christian?
如果上帝不喜欢我做生意的方式 The good Lord don't like the way I conduct business...
那就让他说点什么吧 Let him say something.
或者给我个暗示 Let him give me a sign. Oh, Lord, I'm here and I'm listening!
主啊，我在这儿听着呢
有人吗？ Hello?
一马赫 我们成功了！我们成功了！ - Mach one! - We did it! We did it!
大家都没事吧? 你没事吧? Well, Everybody okay?
You all right? Yeah?
Randy, you okay?
兰迪,你没事吧? 根本就没有什么墨水公司
There's no Ink Inc.
- What? - There's no job.
什么？ 根本就没有什么工作
Yeah.
这是赛跑，我们都在赶路 It's a race. We're racing.
唐纳德·辛克莱尔在一个储物柜里放了200万美元 Donald St. Claire put 2 million dollars in a locker.
而我想要第一个到那儿 And I want to get there first.
I do not want to work at Home Depot!
我不想再在铁路上工作了
大家都回到车上 Okay, people, back on the bus.
乔治，别吃那个 George, don't eat that.
都回到车上去,快点，回到车上去 Back on the bus. Come on, back on the bus.
西蒙，把那个放下 Simon, put that down.
你们也是，快回车上去 大家快点回车上去 You too, back on the bus. Come on...
everyone! We don't want to miss dinner. It's macaroni night!
我们都不想错过晚饭时间吧 今晚吃的是通心面
我们是从火箭车上下来的 We came in the rocket car.
火箭车啊，我们回到车上慢慢说 Oh, a rocket car.
Let's hear all about that on the bus.
好吧，我们还是可以赢的 All right, so we can still win...
但我们现在就得出发，好吗？ but, we have to leave now.
All right? So, come on!
来吧 爸爸
Dad,
这太可怕了 it's been a living hell.
贝佛，这可是200万美元啊 Yeah, but it's 2 million dollars.
有了这些钱，我们一辈子都能洗土耳其浴 It's a lifetime supply of hummus.
好吧 Okay. Okay.
I've been selfish. I understand.
我承认我太自私了
我真的很抱歉，对不起 I'm sorry. Really, I'm sorry.
对不起，我差点害死了大家 I'm sorry.
I almost got us killed
该死！
大家想我了吗？ Hi, everybody. Missed me?
Hey.
Listen, just to show there are no hard feelings,
我了表示我的歉意，每人一杯满满的巧克力汁
chocolate shakes all around!
你没事吧？ 我很好 - Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
虽然有一点小小的失望，但我是个成年人 I'm a little disappointed but I'm an adult.
大家喝完了以后就一起回到希特勒的车上 So drink these up and then we'll return the Nazi-mobile...
把它修好以后，我们就会拉斯维加斯 去看大卫·科波菲尔 we'll get that van fixed and then we'll go back to Vegas.
See David Cooperfield!
好了，快喝吧 Okay, drink up, buddy.
味道不错吧？
快喝，亲爱的 Drink it up, honey.
别伤心了 Don't feel bad. It's not your fault.
这不是你的错,我们会告诉你公司的
We'll tell the company.
我们不会让他们解雇你的 We won't let them fire you.
我不是大巴死机 别这么说 - I'm not a bus driver. - Don't say that.
我真的不是大巴司机 No, I'm not. I'm not a bus driver.
别太自责了 Oh, you mustn't be so hard on yourself.
大家说，谁是世界上最好的大巴司机？ Hey everybody, who's the world's greatest bus driver?!
Owen! Owen! Owen!
欧文! 欧文! 欧文!
No, no, listen, listen.
不，不，听着 No! No! Shut up, you crazy Lucy bitches!
不，不，闭嘴，你们这帮打扮成露西的疯娘们，听着
Shut up!
我不是大巴司机 I am not a bus driver!
我不是给巴士公司工作的 I do not work for the bus company!
All right? I needed a ride to New Mexico.
我要乘车去新墨西哥，所以我偷了这套制服
So I stole this uniform!
看到这上衣了吗？这不是我的上衣 See this jacket? This is not my jacket!
记得原来的司机马蒂吗？ Marty, remember the bus driver?
这是他的衬衫，是我偷的 This is his shirt! I stole it!
还有这裤子,你们以为我会穿这裤子吗? And these pants, you think I'd wear these pants?!
这不是我的裤子! These aren't my pants!
These are Marty's pants! I stole them!
这是马蒂的裤子,是我偷的!
I am not...
我不是公车司机
a bus driver!
你不是真的公车司机？ You're not a real bus driver?
他骗了我们！ You lied to us!
He ruined our whole vacation!
他毁了我们的假期！
他们都来了，都在50英里之内 Here they come.
They're almost within 50 miles.
这是最后冲刺了 It's the final lap. Mr. Grisham!
格理沙姆，现在机场恢复通航了 我要你坐我的私人飞机到银城去 Now, the airport's back on line,
so I want you to take the Lear jet...
Scoot on down to Silver City
然后在终点处向我们汇报 and give us the play-by-play from the finish line
好的 Yes, sir.
我们回拉斯维加斯去 Let's go back to Vegas.
贝佛，快醒醒，快醒醒 Bye! Come on, wake up, wake up.
Bye, Bye. Wake up, wake up.
贝佛，快醒醒，那些第三帝国的人来了
Third Reich's here, come on.
快趴下，快趴下 Come on. Get down. You wanna have a good life.
好了，快想办法，快想办法 党卫军的人就在停车场 Okay, okay, think, think. SS in the parking lot.
不妙，很不妙 Not good. Not good. Think.
亲爱的
他们没事吧？ 没事 They gonna be all right?
朋友，我想车上没地方了 - I don't think there's room. - No.
还有一点 This one's little.
快看，快看 银城，我们快到了 - There it is! There it is! - Silver city. We're almost there.
太好了，快点 Yeah!
我们这是在哪儿？
车里有两个人的 There were two guys in there.
他们哪儿去了？ Where'd they go?
Hey, what are you doing?!
谢谢你的卡车，兄弟
I have something for you.
银城
Silver City. Next stop, Silver city.
下一站，银城
银城？到终点了 Silver City? It is the finish line.
我成功了！我成功了！ I made it! I made it!
钥匙，钥匙呢？ The key. Where is the key?
Where is the key, my little baby?
小家伙，我的钥匙在哪里？
对不起 我想我碰到了 - Excuse me? - I think I am touching it.
离孩子远点 我感觉到了，很小的东西 - Get away from him. - I can feel it. I can feel it.
快叫列车长来 我拿到了！拿到了！
- I'm calling a conductor! - I got it. I got it.
等等！回来！别丢下我！
Wait! Wait! Come back! Don't leave me!
加油！加油！宝贝 Come on! Come on, baby!
快跑！ Giddy-up!
拜托，只有1英里了 Come on! Baby! Just one more mile!
只剩1英里了，加油 Just one mile! Come on!
兰迪？ Randy?
亲爱的,睡得好吗? Hey, honey, how'd you sleep?
超过去，超过去 不行，我们的车太大了 - Ah! Pass him. - I can't. We're too big.
银城！我们到了，快走啊！ There's Silver City! We're here!
Move!
他们停下来了 - They stopped. - No.
不，你看，他们在移动
They're moving. Look.
爸爸，快上！ Come on, just let's go.
我都闻到钱的味道了 I can smell it.
"Daisy, Daisy...
give me your answer true..."
快停车！快停车！ Hey! Hey! Stop the bus! Stop the bus!
我们要下车 女士们，你们应该知道规则的 We gotta get off!
Ladies, ladies, ladies. You know the rules.
我们没有疯 We're not crazy, lady!
我们本来应该买一只松鼠的，可是我们没有买 - We should've bought a squirrel. We didn't.
所以我们偷了火箭车 我们还可以赢的 - Which is why we stole the rocket car.
We can still win! If you don't tell that driver to open that door...
快开门，不然我会像捏死蟑螂一样捏死你
I'm going to crush you like a cockroach in the night! Open the door!
让他快开门
Tell him!
开门 谢谢 - Open the door. - Let's go!
Yeah, thank you, bye.
是波利尼 It's Pollini.
在车上的是恩理克·波利尼 Enrico Pollini on a train.
他已经走进车站了 太好了！ He just rolled into the station
Well, what do you know?
李普·冯·温克赢了 Rip Van Winkle pulled it off!
他就喜欢这种风险大的赌注 You gotta love a long shot.
到了，到了 It's here. It's here. It's here.
到了 他来了
Here he comes.
是你啊 他拿着钥匙 - It's you. - He's holding the key.
他走到了柜子前面 And he's going to the locker.
干得好,波利尼先生,恭喜你 Mr. Pollini, well done, sir.
And congratulations.
我代表唐纳德·辛克莱尔先生和威尼斯酒店赌场…… On behalf of Mr. Donald St. Claire,
the Venetian Hotel and Casino...
格理沙姆，都结束了吗？ Mr. Grisham, is it over?
让开！ 快开门！
他睡着了 He's sleeping
我赢了吗？ Did I win?
维琪，你快松开袋子 Vicky. You let go of this bag.
不然我向上帝发誓，我会向上面报告的 Or I swear to God I'll report you to the Escort Service.
格理沙姆，怎么回事？ Mr. Grisham, what's going on?
那个妓女，那个妓女把钱抢走了 The hooker. The hooker.
The hooker is taking the money.
- What hooker? - Vicky. From the hotel.
什么妓女？ 维琪，酒店里的那个
Pepto-Bismol? 我叫你在车里等着的 Pepto-Bismol?
Vicky, I told you to wait in the car!
她在那里干什么? 是我把她带来的 What the hell is she doing there?
I brought her. I'm sorry, Mr. St. Claire.
对不起，辛克莱尔先生，她说她爱我
She said she liked me.
I'm beginning to think she was only interested in the money!
但我现在觉得她爱的是钱
Come with me.
跟我走 我来开车
All right.
再见了，笨蛋 So long, suckers!
公共汽车，公共汽车 你要偷公共汽车？ The bus!
- You want to steal a bus?!
是的 天哪！我都干了些什么啊？ - Yes, I do.
My God, what have I done?!
Help! Somebody help me!
救命！快救救我！
这头牛怎么跑到车里来了 This thing's got a mind of its own!
这钱谁拿到了就归谁 不，那是我的 - Finders keepers, pal. - That's mine.
追上他了！追上他了！ I see it. I see it!
这就是说一切都搞砸了，没有获胜者 It means, it's a scratch. Nobody wins.
我来告诉你这意味了什么 这意味着我们要再赛一局 Bull shit. I'll tell you what it means.
It means we're going into extra innings
卡拉，通知机场，让他们把我的另一架飞机准备好 Carla, call the airport.
Tell them to get my other Lear ready.
戈登,你留在这里看着屏幕，告诉我们他们的位置 Gordon, you stay here, keep your eye on the board.
Tell us where they're going.
先生们，拿上你们的酒，我们去银城 Gentlemen, grab your drinks.
We're going to Silver City
够了吗？ 够了 Is that it?
That's it. Thank the pilot.
代我谢谢飞行员 告诉他现在可以平稳的飞行了
Tell him to level off.
All right, who had Mr. Kinichi?
谁赌基米奇先生先吐的？
是我 祝贺你 It was me.
祝贺你 干得好
继续追
加油
在那里，它掉到那边去了 There it is.
It's coming down right there, look!
在哪里？ 那里 Where is it?
There it is.
快上
快把钱拿下来 - Get it! - Grab it!
拿到了
Open it!
Now, that is one hell of an entrance.
演唱会现在开始
是破嘴合唱团(Smash Mouth)! It's Smash Mouth!
这是怎么回事？ What's going on over here?
里面是什么？ 是钱 - What's this?
- Money.
天哪，有多少钱？ - Jesus, how much is this?
200万 2…… - 2 million dollars.
2... 2 million...
200万…… 200万美元！
...2 million dollars, everybody.
200万美元！ 2 million dollars!
我们在公共汽车上商量好了 On the bus, we talked about it and...
决定分享这笔钱 ...we decided to share all the money.
他们决定把钱都捐了！ （这是救助饥饿捐款演唱会） They're going to share all the money everybody!
太好了！ Oh, man!
把上衣发给他们 Let's give these guys some jackets.
快把上衣发给他们 Get the jackets, get the jackets over here.
这是怎么回事？你们是一个什么组织吗？ So what's the story, man?
Are you guys some organization?
怎么回事？ 不，不，我们是今天早上才认识的 What's going on?
No, no, we just met this morning.
大家听见了吗，他们只是今天早上才认识的 They just met this morning, everybody!
太让人吃惊了！
I almost didn't come along but then I met Tracy and...
我差点儿就不会到这里 可后来我遇到了特蕾西，再后来……
喜事总是转眼成真 well, great things happen all at once.
这太好了，太好了！ Oh, this is beautiful, this is beautiful.
喜事发生了，我不知道该说什么了 Great things happen. I don't know.
救助饥饿，救助饥饿 We're gonna check the tote board right now
现在让我们来看看显示屏上的数字
and see where we're at... Okay?
来吧，宝贝，开始吧 C'mon, baby, lit 'em up.
C'mon, baby...
No! No!
不，不，你不明白……
You don't understand...
对不起，我们是为“拯救饥饿”组织工作的 Excuse me.
We work for Feed The Earth...
这是几个被我们救助的孩子 ...and these are some of our children.
虽然我不知道你们是谁和来自何方 I don't know who you people are or...
...where you came from. But...
但是愿上帝保佑你们
God bless you.
今晚…… Tonight, you've given to these kids...
你们给了这些孩子
还有他们在全世界的兄弟姐妹们比钱更重要的东西 ...and their brothers and sisters all over the world...
...more than money.
You have given them back their faith.
让他们重拾信心
对人类善良本性的信心 Their faith in the goodness of people.
她说你们就像12个信徒一样 She said, "You are just like the twelve disciples."
谢谢你们 Thank you.
你们休想 Forget it!
他们要怎么处置他们那份都可以 Look, all these other disciples can do whatever they want with their share...
但这些钱是我们的 什么？ - But this money is going home with us. - What?
故事到此结束 快把钱放到袋子里去 Period. End of story.
Put the money in the bag, carrot.
你不了解我，兄弟 You don't know me, man.
上来 Come here.
你也来了
我真为你感到骄傲 I'm so proud of you giving away all your money.
你把钱都捐出去了？
来吧 Come on.
Duane...
No. No.
妈妈正在天堂看着我们呢 Momma is watching us from the mansion right now.
要是换成她，她会怎么做呢？ See what we do.
这是为了饥饿的孩子们，杜安 It's for starving children, Duane.
为了妈妈 Do it for Mom.
对不起,女士们,先生们 Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen...
...I'd like to introduce the real star of tonight's show.
让我来介绍今晚真正的明星
如果不是因为他，我们今晚就不会来到这里 I can honestly say that none of us would be here if it wasn't for this man.
他就是我们的幕后策划人，唐纳德·辛克莱尔先生 He's the man with the plan...
...Mr. Donald St. Claire!
什么？ One of the wealthiest men in the world.
世界上最富有的人之一
Ladies and gentlemen... Mr. Donald St. Claire!
女士们，先生们，大家欢迎唐纳德·辛克莱尔先生 你是真正的男子汉
将镜头对着他，很好 Put he camera on him!
There you go! Nice shot. There he is.
这些人今晚本来不必来这里的 These men, they didn't have to be here tonight.
是的，他们也许会在在理维拉或是 They could be out kicking back in the Riviera or in Vegas...
在拉斯维加斯把钱花在一些无聊透顶的赌赛上 blowing their money on some meaningless idiotic bet.
他们没有这么做 They couldn't do that.
Not when there are children going to be hungry every night.
因为世界上有很多孩子都忍受着饥饿的煎熬
我说的对吗？ Isn't that right, fellas?
随你怎么说吧 Whatever.
Mr. Donald St. Claire and his partners want you...
唐纳德·辛克莱尔先生和他的朋友们
希望千千万万在家收看这台演唱会的人们知道 ...and the millions of people watching at home...
...to know they plan to match whatever you raise tonight!
无论今晚你们捐了多少钱
他们都会照数目再捐一份 Dollar for dollar!
这样就是双份了 A matching fund, everybody!
双份
请大家踊跃拨打捐款电话吧 Let's hit the phones out there and crank it up!
因为今晚我们要让全世界没有饥饿 Because we're gonna feed the whole world tonight!
Somebody once told me the world is kinda roaming...
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shack and she was looking kind of dumb...
with her finger and a thumb in the shape of an 'L' on her forehead...
Thank you! Good night.