我敢说 你分神了 You're not concentrating. I can tell.
你在想邮件或者 You're thinking about e-mails or
短信或者手提包 text messages or handbags.
或者泰勒·洛特纳 Taylor Lautner.
你不明白 You don't know that.
你不会知道我在想关于 You don't know what I'm thinking about.
洛特纳的什么 Lautner.
好吧 我也许不知道具体是什么 Okay, I might not know the specifics
但是我知道是一些无用的事情 but I know it's some kind of useless racket
让你不能集中注意力 that's keeping you from concentrating.
你一点都不知道! You don't know squat!
我也许正在想如何治愈癌症 I could be thinking about the cure for cancer.
事实上 我刚刚也许找到了治愈它的方法 In fact, I may have just cracked it.
而你现在正 And now you're trying to
把它从我脑海中抹掉 get me to erase it from my hard drive.
单凭你有一个蔓越莓农场 You couldn't cure a UTI
是不可能治好尿路感染的 if you owned a cranberry farm.
喂! 我从来没有得过尿道感染 Hey! I have never had an infected urinary tract.
- 真的? - 是的 我没有 - Really? - No, I have not.
你也从没感染过人乳头瘤病毒? And you've never had HPV either?
- 没有! - 好吧 - No! - All right.
没有人乳头瘤病毒? No human papillomavirus?
注意你说的话! Watch your mouth!
- 什么! 喂! - 注意你说的话! - What! Hey! - Watch your mouth!
- 我也打 - 我打过疫苗 - I smack too. - I was vaccinated.
我打过疫苗 I was vaccinated.
因为我不像你 'Cause, unlike you,
我打过小儿麻痹疫苗才出生的 I was born after the polio vaccine.
你在说什么? What are you talking about?
我只比你大五岁 I am five years older than you.
我怎么可能知道这个? How do I know that?
我又没有看过相关证明 I see no documentation of that.
我只知道你有四十五岁 For all I know you're 45.
听着! 我才三十五岁好吧? Listen to me! I am 35 years old. Okay?
你四十五岁了! 你有白头发了! You're 45! You're gray!
亲爱的 不要抓我的头发 Buddy, don't grab my hairs.
它很少 我不喜欢你抓我的头发 It's thin. I don't like when you pull my hair.
那么放开我的手腕 Then let go of my wrist.
好 Okay.
我没有白头发 I'm not grey.
- 休战? - 好 - Truce? - Okay.
- 三, 二, 一 - 一,二, 三 - Three, two, one. - One two, three.
好 以后不要再抓我的头发了 行吗? Okay. Don't grab my hair again, okay?
好吧 那就不要抓着我不放 Okay. Well, then don't hold me down.
我会下意识地抓你头发 It makes me self-conscious.
这是我唯一的抵抗方式了 That's my only way to defend myself.
但是我是认真的 I'm being serious though.
你能集中注意力吗? Will you please concentrate?
- 可以 - 好的 - Yes. - Okay.
就是这样 That's it.
深呼吸三次 Take three deep breaths.
你需要关心的只有现在 This is the only moment you need to be worried about.
没有昨天 There's no yesterday.
没有明天 There's no tomorrow.
只有现在 There's just right now.
你没有错过任何东西 You're not late for anything.
你也不会错过任何东西 And you're not gonna miss anything.
你就待在你应该待的地方 You're exactly where you're supposed to be.
你就是你应该成为的样子 And you're exactly who you're supposed to be.
你非常完美 You're absolutely perfect.
今天发生的任何事 And whatever happens today
都是它应该发生的 is exactly what's supposed to happen.
如果你愿意 And if you want
我将陪你度过 I'll spend every moment
你生命中剩下的每一个时刻 with you for the rest of your life.
好吧 我愿意 Okay, I want.
今天你会度过美好的一天 You're gonna have a wonderful day today.
你不需要对任何事情感到紧张 You don't have to be nervous about anything.
好的 我不会 Okay, I'm not.
你保证? You promise?
是的 谢谢 亲爱的 Yeah. Thanks, buddy.
你眼睛太恐怖了 You're so terrible on the eyes.
真不知道我为什么和你睡一张床! I don't know why I share a bed with you!
你太恶心了! You're disgusting!
已经很多了! 已经很多空间了 That's a lot! That's a lot of space.
等等 我碰到一个朋友 Forget it. I've got a friend.
嘿 是你! 查理醒了吗? Hey, you! Is Charlie awake yet?
我必须开车去接他 'Cause I've got to pick him up.
我们在城里有个会 We've got a meeting in town.
我想我应该去看看他再把他抓上车 I thought I'd swing by and grab him.
是的 他在家 Yeah, he's inside.
好的 你最近还好吧? Right. You doing all right?
- 是的 - 好 那就好! - Yeah. - Yeah, good!
你还好吗 兰迪? Are you okay, Randy?
不 不 为什么? No. No. Why? Why?
为什么这样问? 怎么了? What's wrong?
只是你有点汗淋淋的 You're just a little sweaty.
但是这也没什么 But it's not a big deal.
好吧 抱歉 我常这样 Okay, well, I'm sorry. That happens.
- 我讨厌这样 - 你不必道歉 - I hate it. - You don't need to apologize.
- 好吧 - 好的 - Okay. - Okay.
再见 兰迪 Bye, Randy.
再见! You too!
是的 我会那样做的 我会... Yes. I'll do that. I'll...
有电话 等一下 Someone's calling. Hold on,
等一下 就一会 hold on. Just a second.
该死! 狗娘养的! God damn it! Son of a bitch.
该死! Damn it!
靠! 我的车! Shit! Fuck!
喂 喂 停下! Hey. Hey. No!
妈的! 停下! 停下! Fuck! No! No!
不要! 有孩子! No! Kids!
天啦! God!
这是在干什么! What the fuck!
妈妈! Mom!
不要! 有孩子! No! Kids!
- 妈妈! - 不! - Mom! - No!
当我叫你停下来 When I tell you to stay in park
你他妈的就得停下来! you fucking stay in park!
你不停下来我就会拆了你! You stay in park or I will break you!
听见了吗? Hear me?
喂! 你在干什么? Hey! What are you doing?
你他妈的在干什么 兰迪? What the fuck are you doing, Randy?
没什么! Nothing!
什么叫没什么? 我从窗户向外看 What do you mean nothing? I look out my window
你正像鬼一样地在后院里 and you're ghost riding your van
开着你的货车 老兄! in the backyard, man!
你还在胡乱开枪! You're blasting holes in everything!
你他妈的给我闭嘴 查理! Shut the fuck up, Charlie!
你他妈的给我闭嘴! Shut the fuck up!
对不起 夫人 等一下! I'm sorry, ma'am. Wait!
让我拿我的证件! 不要担心! Let me get my badge! Don't worry!
不! 不要走! 我有证件! No! Don't go anywhere! I got my badge!
这辆车失灵了! This car is malfunctioning!
兰迪! 你把她的窗户打破了! Randy! You blew her window out!
你应该注意的是这个! You've got to be more careful than that!
你他妈的能不能闭嘴? Would you shut the fuck up?
我正在向这位夫人解释发生了什么事! I'm trying to explain to this lady what happened!
嘿! 为什么不向我解释呢 伙计? Hey! Why don't you explain to me, man?
你开车穿过的是我的后院! It's my yard you're driving through!
你在用枪攻击你的小货车? You're assaulting a minivan with a firearm?
天哪 兰迪! Jesus, Randy!
我他妈的遭受了一个意外! I had a fucking accident!
好吗? 我他妈的遭受了一个意外! Okay? I had a fucking accident!
好吗? 我很尴尬! All right? I'm embarrassed!
好吗? 你高兴了? Okay? Are you happy?
我把咖啡都洒到了身上! I spilt my coffee all over me!
听着 我不知道你把咖啡洒了 好吗? Listen, I didn't know you spilt your coffee, okay?
是的 它洒到了我的衬衫和裤子上! Yeah, it spilt on my shirt and on my pants!
抱歉! 听着 I'm sorry. Listen,
这没什么 你还好吗? it's all right. Are you okay?
我想是的 Yeah. I think so.
所以你把咖啡弄洒了? So you spilt your coffee?
是的 洒到了我的衬衫和裤子上 Yeah. I spilled it on my shirt and on my pants.
然后你从车上掉了下来? And then you fell out off your van?
还是你先开枪然后才从车上掉下来? Or were you firing first and then you fell out?
我不想在这外面谈论这个 I don't want to talk about it out here.
- 好吧 - 好吧 - Okay. - Okay.
你想进屋里吗? You want to come inside?
不要让我待在这个园子里 老兄! Get me out of this yard, man!
你真的开枪了 老兄 You were really firing that gun, man.
好吧 下一话题 Okay. Next subject.
嗨 安妮 请坐 Hi, Annie. Take a seat.
我马上就好 I'm just finishing this up.
谢谢 慢慢来 不着急 Thanks. Take your time.
这是在做什么? What's that?
我刚刚做了几个深呼吸 I was just taking a couple of deep b reaths.
有人建议我在紧张的时候做这个 Someone recommended I try it when I'm nervous.
你知道还有什么有效吗? You know what else works?
阿普唑仑 噢 它太棒了 Xanax. Oh, It's so good.
全是苯二氮平 真的 All benzos, really.
但是非常有效 But that one works extremely well.
药效很快 Very fast-acting.
呃? 我从没用过 Huh? I never take Xanax.
好吧 你真的应该尝试一下 Well, you should really try it.
如果把它和葡萄酒或者啤酒掺在一起 If you mix it with wine or beer
会增加它的药效 it sort of supercharges it.
我应该尝试一下 I should try that.
你为什么紧张? Why are you nervous?
我知道 你看 这是学期末了 I know, you know, it's the end of the semester
而且我也知道有财务预算的问题 and I also know there's budgetary issues.
你必须辞掉一些教授 And that you have to let a few professors go.
所以当我在柜子里看到纸条时 And so when I got the note in my box,
我做了最坏的打算 I think I just assumed the worst.
如果你的工作是在一个 Would you be afraid to get fired
投币式的男人休息屋拖地 if your job was to clean the floor
你会害怕被开除吗? at one of those coin-operated jack-off booths?
你知道 在那儿是你拿着拖把 You know, where you're the one holding the mop.
呃 在一个男人休息屋被开除? Um, fired from a jack-off booth?
卡车司机去那儿手淫的地方 Where the truckers go and masturbate.
州际公路的沿途上都是这样的 They're all along the interstate.
是的 我知道你想说什么 Yeah. I know what you're talking about.
- 好吧? 你会吗? - 呃... - Well? Would you? - Um...
不 不会 No. I would not.
然而 你是在弥尔顿谷 And yet, you're here at Milton Valley,
学术界的男人休息屋 the jack-off booth of academia.
我不清楚你指的是什么 I'm not sure what your point is.
你的聪明和热情足够让你在这儿工作 You're too smart and passionate to work here.
为什么你害怕? So why do you?
你知道的 我在斯坦福设立了自己的专业 You know, I created my own major at Stanford.
我在解决非暴力冲突方面获得了博士学位 I have a doctorate in Non-Violent Conflict Resolution,
没有一个大学将它作为一个专业 which no university offers as a major.
他们就是不设立这个专业 They just don't.
所以我教授社会学简介 So I teach intro to soc classes.
而且我... 我在这儿恋爱了 And I'm... I'm also in a relationship here.
我打断一下 I'm going to stop you.
加州大学正准备成立一个解决冲突项目 UC is starting a conflict resolution program.
我和社会学学院的院长谈过了 I spoke to the head of the Sociology Department.
她非常想让你 And she's extremely interested in hiring you
来做这个项目 to run that program.
不可能吧 No way.
呃 可能 Huh, way.
现在 她正准备星期三约见其他的申请人 Now, she's meeting the other applicant on Wednesday
那时她会做决定 and she'll need to make a decision that day.
他们将在一周内开始新学期 Their semester starts in a week.
你星期三和她见一面 You're meeting her on Wednesday.
天啊! My God!
真是太谢谢你了! 你们能够将我考虑在内 Thank you so much! I'm so flattered
真让我受宠若惊! that you would even consider me!
只是我需要和我的男朋友 I just have to check with my boyfriend
查理商量一下因为他已经... Charlie because he has...
他不能离开弥尔顿 He can't exactly leave, Milton.
安妮 别这样 我去州立学校上学 Annie.Please. I went to state school.
去看足球比赛 I went to football games and
被打昏过去后被强暴了 blacked out and got date raped.
堕胎多次 I had abortions.
我太担心我的男朋友怎么想了 I worried too much about what my boyfriends thought.
这都是我应得的 I got what I deserved.
但你不一样 But that's not you.
你应该得到比这更好的 You deserve so much more than this.
我希望你的邻居不会报告 I hope your neighbor doesn't report
在院子里发生的事情 what happened out there in the yard.
为什么? 你是警察 Why? You're a marshal.
你可以开枪不是吗? You're allowed to fire your weapon, aren't you?
是的 但是我造成了一些影响 Yeah, but I've had a couple incidences.
这很不好 And this would be bad.
尽管我不知道他们还会对我做什么 Although, I don't know what more they could do to me.
我好像已经是在 This seems like the bottom of
作为警察的最底层了 the barrel as far as being a marshal.
为什么你非要管这个证人保护呢? Why did you get stuck with witness protection?
因为我的枪不慎走火了 Because I accidentally discharged my weapon.
一次是在一个加油站 Once at a gas station and
还有一次是在一个棒球比赛 another time at a baseball game.
- 棒球比赛? - 是的 - At a baseball game? - Yes.
有人死了吗? Was anyone killed?
不! 没有 你在和我开玩笑吗? No! Nobody. Are you kidding me?
不! 这根本就不是我的错! No! It wasn't even my fault!
我没和你开玩笑 I'm not kidding you.
你在棒球比赛上开枪了 You shoot your weapon off at a baseball game
那里到处都是人 and there's people everywhere.
我认为也许有人中枪了 It's not crazy that I would assume
这并没有错 maybe someone got shot.
听着 我要的是左轮手枪 Listen, I asked for a revolver.
左轮手枪有击锤可以拉回 A revolver has a hammer that you pull back.
- 还有保险 - 是的 - And a safety. - Right
但是没有 他们给了我什么? 对 But no. What do they give me? Right.
上帝啊 老兄 小心点 Jesus Christ, man. Be careful with that.
好 看看 Yeah. Look at that.
好 - 现在 你听到里面有东西 Okay. - Now, you heard stuff going on.
我的意思是... I mean...
我不知道 根本就不安全 I don't know. That's not even safe.
兰迪 兰迪 兰迪 兰迪 Randy, Randy, Randy, Randy.
给我 给我 给我 给我! 好吗? Please, please, please, please! Okay?
我将... I'll just...
从现在开始 不要碰我的枪 好吗? From now on, don't touch my weapon anymore. Okay?
听着 我没有... Listen, I wasn't...
我知道我们是朋友 l know we're friends and everything.
这是一个灰色地带 And it's kind of a gray area now
我们是朋友 that we are friends.
但是不要再碰我的枪了 它不安全 But do not touch my weapon again. It's unsafe.
好 对不起 Okay. I'm sorry.
我受过这方面的训练 I've been trained for this.
我接受了两年的训练才能拿枪 I trained for two years to be able to do this.
- 好 - 所以 请向我保证 - Okay. - So please, do me a solid.
我不会再碰它了 I'm not going to touch it.
我不会再把它拿出来了 I won't bring it up again.
我保证 我不会碰它 I promise. I'm not going to touch it.
好 谢谢 All right, thank you.
- 好吧 - 好 - Okay. - Okay.
我知道这不是你的错 And it's not your fault. I know.
噢 不 谈得不好吗? Oh. No. Did it not go good?
不 非常好 No, it went really well.
那你为什么难过? Then why are you upset?
你坐在那儿看起来太傻了 You just look so stupid sitting there.
如此的可爱 So impossibly cute.
我甚至不知道你为什么这样喜欢我 And I don't even know why you like me so much.
哦 老妈 我认为你才傻 Mama. I think you're stupid.
我应该给它上点油 I should have oiled that.
所以她没开除你? So she didn't fire you?
黛比 给了我一份工作 Debby found me a job where
我可以带领自己的学院 I could head my own department.
在我的领域 In my field.
并且这将是这个国家的第一个 And it would be the first one like it in the country.
它会很完美 And it would be perfect.
那你为什么难过? Then why are you upset?
因为它在洛杉矶 Because it's in L.A.
我必须搬去洛杉矶 And I would have to leave and move to L.A.
在洛杉矶? it's in L.A.?
那是你唯一能做这份工作的地方? That's the only place this job exists?
在洛杉矶? In L.A.?
没有其他的地方? No other place?
没有 查理 没有其他的地方 No, Charlie. There's no other place.
它只在洛杉矶 It only exists in L.A.
并且黛比告诉我如果我不参加面试 And Debby told me that if I didn't take the interview
她会开除我 she would fire me.
那样我在这儿也没有工作了 And I wouldn't even have my job here anymore.
你说句话呀? Will you say something, please?
你想我说什么? 没有什么可说的 What do you want me to say? There's nothing to say.
好吧 你在想什么? Well, what are you thinking?
我在想什么? What am I thinking?
我想我很生气 I think I'm pissed that
因为唯一一件让我开心的事 the one thing that makes me happy,
唯一一个让我可以忍受 the one thing that makes this
这个小镇的人竟然要离开 shit-hole town bearable is leaving.
我没有说我要离开 I didn't say I was leaving.
你肯定会走! You're leaving!
即使你想留下我也不会同意 Even if you wanted to stay, I wouldn't let you.
那样我不会原谅我自己 你也不会 I wouldn't forgive myself and you wouldn't either.
不是这样的 That's not true.
就算我留下来我也不会怨恨你 If I stayed I wouldn't resent you.
嘿 你要去哪儿? Hey. Where are you going?
我去和黛比谈谈 I'm gonna go talk to Debby.
谈什么? About what?
我去求她让我做以前的工作 I'm gonna beg her to let me have my job back.
好吧 等等 等一下 Okay, wait. Slow down a second.
你确定你想这样做? Are you sure you want to do this?
如果我想去洛杉矶 我应该已经在外面 If I wanted to go to L.A., I'd have to be outside
整理我的车了 以便能在星期三之前到那儿 packing my car up to get there by Wednesday.
是吗? Yeah?
是的 所以我没有在 Yeah. So you don't see
整理我的车 不是吗? me packing up my car, do you?
等等 等等 等等 等等 嘿 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hey.
这样感觉不好 This doesn't feel right.
我会在一两个小时之内回来 I'll be back in an hour or two.
你和这个乡下人才交往了一年 You have been dating this clown for one year.
即便分手 只用六个月 It's only going to take you six months
你就能忘记他 to get over him.
现在 我想你在痛苦的时候 Now, I want you to take one of these
吃一片这个 when it gets unbearable.
这是一些阿普唑仑 Some Xanaxies in here.
和氯羟去甲安定 盐酸二氢吗啡酮 And Lorazepam. Dilaudid.
当作我给你的礼物 My gift to you.
黛比 我不需要这个 我不需要药片 Debby, I don't need it. I don't need the pills.
拿着! Take it!
看 长阴茎船长在那儿 Look at Captain Longdick out there.
这个男人想跟人上床还是干嘛? Does this guy like to fuck, or what?
那是查理! That's Charlie!
你在这儿干吗? What are you doing here?
我来这儿带你去洛杉矶 I'm here to take your fat ass to L.A.
你不能走 You can't leave.
是啊 Yeah.
看 我不能一个人住在这儿 Look, I can't live here without you
而且我也不会让你留下来 and I'm not letting you stay.
所以我建议你上车吧 So I suggest you get in.
你不认为这太危险了吗? You don't think it'll be too dangerous?
不 我曾经离开四年了 No. I've been gone for four years
而且洛杉矶是一个大城市 and L.A. is a big city.
我们会过得很好 We'll be fine.
我记得你说过这辆车不能跑 I thought you said this car didn't run.
亲爱的 这辆车不只是会跑 Sweetie, this car more than runs.
哇 哇 亲爱的! 你这是要去哪儿? Whoa, whoa, buddy! Where are you going?
去洛杉矶 To L.A.
我要收拾行李 I have to pack my stuff.
不 我把你要的东西都带着了 No. I grabbed everything you'd want.
在哪儿? Where?
在后备箱里 It's in the trunk.
我要带去洛杉矶的东西 Honey, everything I need for L.A.
后备箱不可能装得下 would not fit in the trunk.
这车子是硬顶敞篷的 Sweetie, this car also came as a hardtop convertible.
整个车顶都可以放到后备箱里 The whole roof slid into the trunk.
这个后备箱就是为车顶而设计的 The trunk was designed to hold the entire roof.
相信我 你的东西后备箱绝对放得下 Believe me. Your stuff fit in the trunk.
等等! Wait!
- 怎么了? - 我的教师证还在吉尔那儿 - What? - My teaching certificate. It's at Gil's.
你在开玩笑吧 You're kidding me.
没有 而且我需要那个 No. And I need it.
哦 老天 Oh,boy.
一会儿就回来 Be back in a sec.
天哪 My God.
嘿! Hey!
安妮? 你来得真巧啊 Anne? What a fun surprise.
嗯 是这样的 我想我不小心把... Um, listen. I think I accidentally left...
你看我正好把所有的衣服都洗了 You caught me in the middle of doing all my laundry.
很抱歉 嗯... Sorry about that. Um...
我分相册的时候 When I split up the photo albums,
可能把我的教师证夹在 I think I left the one with my teaching degree
你的相册里了 here with you.
好吧 没事 Okay, well.
这个错误来得挺诚实的 That's an honest mistake.
你想进屋聊聊吗? You want to come in and talk about it?
不用 吉尔 我只想看看那本相册 No, Gil. I just want the album.
你可以拿一下吗? Can you grab it?
等一会儿 Uno momento.
你的屁股很好看! Nice buns!
你看 咱们得有得挑了 Well, it looks like we've got quite a few options here.
你确定你不用来沙发上挑吗? Are you sure you don't want to do this on the couch?
我们可以把它们摊开... We can spread them out...
不用了 它应该就在后面 No, that's fine. It'll be in the back.
那好吧 All right.
你干嘛这么着急要? Why, pray tell, are you in such a hurry to get this?
因为我在洛杉矶找到了一份工作 Um, because I'm taking a job in L.A.
所以我需要它 and I need it.
你在洛杉矶找了一份工作? 什么时候? You're taking a job in Los Angeles? When?
现在 我们现在就走 Now, actually. We're leaving right now.
我们? We?
喔 喔 喔! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
你要跟那个你几乎不了解的男人搬去洛杉矶? You're moving to Los Angeles with a man you barely know?
找到了 可以了... Bingo. Okay...
等会儿! Hold on a second!
我不会让你搬到离这儿五百公里远的地方 I'm not letting you move 500 miles away
跟一个叫查理·布朗森 with a man named Charles Bronson,
而又不几乎了解的男人 who you barely know
还是证人保护计划的对象 who happens to be in the witness protection program.
你知道都是什么人参与证人保护计划吗? Do you know who goes into witness protection?
罪犯 Criminals.
那些把同伙出卖 Criminals who have ratted out
以求自保的罪犯 other criminals to save their own ass.
好了! 首先 Okay! First of all,
我没必要跟你说明他的情况 I never should have told you anything about him.
根本没必要 I never should have.
其次 你也没权利 Secondly, you don't have the authority
禁止我做任何事 吉尔 to not let me do anything, Gil.
最后 这个名字是 And lastly, he was given that name
他参与了保护计划后所采用的 when he entered protection
而他参与了计划是因为 which he entered because
他看见了那个罪犯 懂了吗? he witnessed a crime. Okay?
他是个乐善好施的人 吉尔 He's a good Samaritan, Gil.
不是罪犯 给我! Not a criminal. Give me!
你不能就这样跟那个卑鄙小人走了 好吧? You can't just disappear with that scumbag. All right?
这太让人接受不了 It's unacceptable.
他可能会杀了你 He's probably going to murder you
再跟你的尸体玩角色扮演! and role-play with your corpse!
把相册给我 吉尔! Give me the album, Gil!
把相册给我! 安妮 安妮! Give me the album! Annie. Annie!
喂! 吉尔 你他妈的在干嘛啊? Hey! What the fuck are you doing, Gil?
没什么 Nothing.
我不过就是把相册给她 I was just giving her the albums that she asked for.
你也在日光浴吗? 你干嘛把上衣脱了? You're sunbathing, too? What, you got your top off?
我在洗衣服 I was doing laundry.
快点把相册给她 好吗? Give her the fucking books, all right?
你知道吗? 你不安全 安妮 You know what? You're not safe, Annie.
在他打盹的时候 And when he snaps,
你最好在那儿祈祷我会去救你 you better hope to hell that I'm there to save you.
因为他真的做得出来 Because he's going to do it.
行了 吉尔 保重 Okay, Gil. Take care.
再见 吉尔! Bye, Gil!
- 拿到了? - 拿到了 - You got it? - Yeah.
G-L-8-7-9 G-L-8-7-9! G-L-8-7-9. G-L-8-7-9!
怎么了? What?
这车是怎么回事? What's with this car?
这车什么怎么回事? What do you mean what's with this car?
我是说... 这车有点让人讨厌 I mean... it's kind of obnoxious.
你觉得这车很讨厌? You think this car is obnoxious?
我觉得这车屌爆了! 'Cause I think it's tits!
而且我想大多数人都会觉得这车屌爆了 And I think most people think this car is tits.
这声音像是要散架了 It sounds like it's gonna break.
才不是咧 才不是要散架 No, it does not sound like it's gonna break.
这是七百马力的声音 It sounds like it has 700 horsepower.
好吧? 你是女生 All right? You're being a girl.
相信我 所有的男生都会超爱这种声音 Believe me, all dudes love how this car sounds.
哟! 哟! 哟! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
我坐在一个拥有七百马力钓男人的车里吗? I'm in a 700 horsepower dude lure?
可以这么说 That's right.
那真是不好意思 我还真不知道 Apologies. I had no idea.
你绝对跟我说过这车坏了 You definitely told me this car was broken.
就在我想把车棚 It was when I was talking about
改造成工艺房的时候 turning the shed into a craft room.
- 是吗? - 是啊 - Yeah? - Yeah.
你为什么这么说? So, why did you say that?
我为什么这么说? Why did I say that?
看看看 Holy shnikes, look at this.
这儿有个会开车的鹦鹉 There's a parrot driving this car.
- 那又怎样 - 会开车的鹦鹉! - Huh. - A driving parrot!
天哪! 我要发达了! Man! I'm gonna be rich!
我找到了唯一一只会开车的鹦鹉! I found the only driving parrot!
那时我把它藏在车棚里 I was hiding it in the shed
因为你没必要什么都带走 'cause you're not supposed to bring anything with you.
我是说 尤其是车 I mean, especially not a car.
但这是我爸和我 But I spent a year and a half
用了一年半的时间组装的 building this thing with my dad
我不想就这样把它扔下不管 and I didn't want to just not have it anymore.
你想带着它是因为 You wanted to bring it because
这是你和你爸一起组装的? you built it with your dad?
是的 Yeah.
虽说我们都没有说实话 We weren't the hottest communicators,
但我们处得也挺好的 but we kind of worked well together.
那时他要参加越野车比赛 So he was into off-road racing
所以我们就一起组装了这车 and we did that together.
然后他去修复旧车 这辆车就组装完成了 And then he was into building old cars and we did that.
这真温馨 I think it's sweet.
我想吃汉堡 I want a burger.
我也想吃汉堡 Mmm! I want a burger too.
我们去吃牛肉汉堡吧! Let's get some beef!
让我们去吃牛肉汉堡吧 Let's get some beef up in us.
干嘛呢? What are you doing?
我在玩捕捉器 I'm on my Pouncer app.
我知道这是个应用程序 Yeah. I understand it's an app.
我是说你点那个 I'm saying when you hit
捕捉器程序之后会怎么样? the Pouncer app what happens?
我点一下 I hit Pouncer.
它就会显示我在地图上准确位置 And it sends out my exact location on this map.
然后我就可以看见还有谁 And then I can see who else
在相同的位置上也在使用捕捉器 has Pouncer on the same exact map.
接着我就可以在第一时间跟他们聊天 And I can chat with them in real time.
像 "喂! 你在哪里啊? And be like, "Hey! Where are you?
最近怎么样啊?" 之类的 What's going on?"
这里只有你在 You're the only one on here.
是啊 Yeah.
我们在一个地图上都显示不出来的地方 Well, we're in the middle of nowhere.
这里没有同性恋 There's no gays.
你在其他城市用过吗? Have you used it in another city?
当然 My God.
机场 拉斯维加斯 你懂的 Airports. Vegas. You know.
在奥斯丁 地图上的点多得就像个圣诞树一样 Austin lights up like a fucking Christmas tree.
有一百英尺的 五十英尺的 A hundred feet away. Fifty feet away.
十英尺的 零英尺的 基佬们都喜欢堆在一起 Ten feet away. Zero feet away. Guys wanting to hook up.
喝咖啡吗? 还是... For coffee? Or like...
不是 是上床 No. To fuck.
或者手淫 或者吹箫 亦或接吻 随便一种 Or hand jobs or blowjobs or kissing. Whatever.
也就是说 你不过就点了一下 So wait, then like, you just hit a button
五分钟之内你就跟一个陌生人 and within five minutes you and a stranger,
发生关系? 或是相互手淫? having sex? Or having hand jobs?
- 正是如此 - 好吧 - Yep. - Okay.
这个程序设计的初衷不在这里 I mean, that's not the intention of the app.
我想设计这个软件的初衷 I think the intention of the app
就是看看谁是直的谁是同性恋 is to see who's straight and who's gay.
就像你吧 你不是同性恋 可以这么说 Like for you, you're straight so it's safe to assume
你可以点击上面随便一个 跟他们调情 that you can hit on anyone or flirt with them.
我要是也这么做 接下来会怎样? And then I do that, what happens?
仇恨犯罪的受害者 Victim of a hate crime.
哦 不太好 Yeah. Not cool.
糟透了 Not cool at all.
吉尔 Gil.
干嘛? What?
喂! 你改变主意了吗? Hey! Did you change your mind?
程序不是这样走的 吉尔 It doesn't work like that, Gil.
我不能就这样跟踪他 或找他谈话 I can't have him tailed or brought in.
他什么也没干 He hasn't done anything.
我跟你说 那家伙活生生的就是泰德·邦迪 I'm telling you, the guy is a fucking Ted Bundy.
你明白吗 特里? Okay, Terry?
他可能就要谋杀她 He's probably going to murder her
然后再用她的尸体不知要搞什么变态玩意! and do kinky shit to her body!
而这都会变成你的错! And that's gonna be on you!
你本来就他妈的是个警察! You're supposed to be a fucking cop!
我他妈就是个警察 吉尔! I am a fucking cop, Gil!
我不用你来跟我说做警察要怎样 I don't need you telling me how to be a cop.
我知道自己在干什么 好吧? I know what I'm fucking doing, okay?
你还欠我一千七百美元! You know what? You still owe me 1,700 bucks!
你现在跟我说这个? Are you fucking kidding me right now?
你醉酒驾车是我帮你搞掂的 I got you out of that DUl.
报告说你自己要把自己埋了 吉尔 That report said you soiled yourself, Gil.
就像个不知所措的流浪汉! Like a fucking homeless man!
你当时还排泄了 你把屎拉在裤子里 You evacuated. You shit your pants.
是我搞掂的! 知道了吗 吉尔? 是我! I fixed that! Okay, Gil? Me!
好吧 不管那一千七百美元了 Fine. Forget the 1,700 bucks.
就冲着你是我兄弟 帮我查一下吧 好吗? Just do it because you're my brother. Okay?
好了 车牌号是多少? Fine. What's the plate number?
谢谢 Thank you.
G-L-8-7-9 Galactica, Libra, eight, seven, nine.
这个车牌三年前就已经到期了 The plate's been expired for three years.
而且也不是用他的名字注册的 And it's not even in his name.
什么名字? 用谁的名字注册的? What's the name? Who is it registered to?
尤尔·珀金斯 Yul Perrkins.
尤尔·珀金斯? Yul Perrkins?
嗯 Yeah.
我勒个去了! 我敢说那就是他的真名! My God! I bet that's his real name!
尤尔! Yul!
我先挂了 周日见 I've got to go. I'll see you Sunday.
谢了 特里! Thanks, Terry!
尤尔·珀金斯 Yul Perrkins.
三十一岁的尤尔·珀金斯是 Thirty-one year-old Yul Perrkins will be the key witness
亚历山大·德米特里和 in the state's case against
诺埃尔·霍奇斯州际案件的关键证人 Alexander Dmitri and Noel Hodges.
三名嫌疑犯八月底因抢劫第一国家银行 Three suspects are accused of robbing
被判抢劫罪 我勒个去 First National Bank in late August. You fuck.
判决前六个月 They have been awaiting trial for six months
国家相关人员根据珀金斯的认罪协商进行定罪 while the state finalized the plea bargain with Perrkins.
亚历山大·德米特里 Alexander Dmitri.
接下来的二十四个小时 For the next 24 hours
我知道尤尔·珀金斯在哪儿 I know where Yul Perrkins is.
他们说伊拉克第纳尔 They're saying the lraqi dinar
将跟科威特美元一样值钱 is gonna go to the value of the Kuwait dollar.
你说什么? 伊拉克第纳尔? What are you talking about? Iraqi dinar?
一美元可以换一千个第纳尔 It's trading at 1000 dinar per U.S. dollar.
妈的 是兰迪 等等啊 Shit. It's Randy. Hold on one second.
你好 兰迪! Hey, Randy!
在哪儿啊你? 我带了点东西给你 Hey. Where are you? I picked something up for you.
一个新的保龄球 A new bowling ball.
你太客气了 Aw, you didn't have to do that, man.
我想 你的保龄球玩得很好 Well, I was just thinking. You're a really good bowler,
跟天才似的 like naturally.
那些凹凸不平的球对你来说实在太浪费了 You're too good to be using one of those pitted-out house balls.
你真好 谢谢 兰迪 That was really nice of you. Thanks, Randy.
那你什么时候回来? So when are you going to be back?
嗯 这样... 是这样的 Um, well... Here's the thing.
安妮在洛杉矶有个很好的工作机会 Annie got a really great job opportunity in L.A.
所以我打算跟她一起去 So I'm gonna go ahead and go with her.
什么? 你搞什么? What? Are you fucking kidding me?
你知道你不能离开弥尔顿! You know you can't leave Milton!
你不能离开弥尔顿! You cannot leave Milton!
我知道不建议离开 Well, I know it's not advised,
但实际上 我想我是可以离开的 but technically I think I can leave.
这简直就是扯淡! This is such bullshit!
听着 如果你要离开 Listen, if you do leave
必须有个警察随时跟着你才行 you have to have a marshal with you at all times
以防万一! in case something happens!
如果你有什么不测 我就要被开除了! And if something happens to you, I am fucking fired!
对不起 Hey, look. I'm sorry.
我不会让你开除的 好吗? I'm not trying to get you fired, okay?
我退出了证人保护计划 I'm leaving witness protection.
所以你不用再对我负责了 So I'm no longer your responsibility.
我是说 我想我应该可以退出 不能吗? I mean, I think I can leave. No?
你当然可以 但是有一整套程序要办 You can leave. But there's a whole process.
你要去填些表格之类的 You've got to fill out forms and shit.
不管了 你现在在哪里? Okay. Where are you right now?
我已经出发了 I'm already on my way.
待在那儿别动 我这就去找你 Just stay right where you're at and I'm coming to you.
不用了 听着 兰迪 No. No. Listen. Randy.
我要送她赶上那个面试 I've got to get her to this interview.
我本该跟你说声我要走了 I would have told you I was leaving
但这一切都发生得太突然了 对不起 but this whole thing happened really fast. And I'm sorry.
我在路上了 你还是二十岁吗? I'm on my way. What's your 20?
我们到了洛杉矶马上给你打电话 好吗? I'm gonna call you when we get to L.A. Okay?
我没事的 不用过来了 Nothing's gonna happen to me. You just stay there.
搞什么飞机? What the fuck?
兰迪? 我要挂了 Randy? I got to go, okay?
待在那儿! 我已经出发了 Stay there! I'm coming.
可恶! 好了... Fuck! All right...
跟你说 兰迪现在是死了心的要保护我 Okay, you know what? Randy's hell bent on protecting me.
我觉得这对我们来说都很危险 And I think that could be very dangerous for us.
我们该上路了 We should get on the road.
好 Okay.
喂 先生 这是你的车? Hey, chief, is this your car?
是啊 只看勿碰 Yeah, man. You shouldn't touch.
帅呆了 It's so nice.
谢谢 Thanks.
这车肯定装了氮气 有装氮气吗? I bet this thing's got nitrous. This got nitrous?
没有 氮气是给基佬用的 No. Nitrous is for fags.
这个只是装了大马力引擎 It's got cubic inches.
大马力引擎 Cubic inches.
你刚才说了"基佬"吗? Did you just say "fags"?
是啊 Yeah.
但不表示我讨厌同性恋 But not in, like, a homophobic way.
我用它代替"逊咖" I used it in place of "lame."
你干嘛不直接说"逊咖"? Why wouldn't you just say "lame"?
就跟我用"靠"代替"怪咖"一样的 Well, same reason I say "fuck" instead of "freak."
这样就更有冲击力 it packs more punch.
基本上就是逊咖的邪恶版 It's basically the swear word version of lame.
不 不是的 No. It's not.
这是长期以来厌恶同性恋 带有憎恨性质的词 It's a hate word used to perpetuate homophobia.
用来排斥同性恋者的 It's used to marginalize gay people.
你搞得像你一点都不了解我 You're acting like you don't know me.
我是赞成民事结合合法化的 I voted to legalize civil unions.
从我开始交朋友 我就有许多的同性恋朋友 When I had friends, I had a lot of gay friends.
那你就更不应该说"基佬"了 Then you shouldn't say "fag".
我没有! 我没有使用这个词攻击过人 I don't! I don't use it in reference to actual people.
特别是同性恋 I mean especially homosexual people.
那就是说可以说咯? So then, that makes it okay?
可以啊 我想是的 Yeah, I think so.
从道德上讲 我觉得这是可以接受的 I mean morally, I feel fine about it.
所以说只要不针对个人的时候 So as long as it's not in reference to a person,
就是可以的? it's all right?
好像如果我要用黑鬼称呼我的手袋 Like if I wanted to start calling my purse the N word.
"亲爱的 你见到我的黑鬼了吗" "Honey, have you seen my N word?"
"我找不到我的黑鬼了 "I can't find my N word anywhere.
那可贵着呢" And it's the expensive one."
好了 我会试着改的 Okay. I will work on it.
谢谢 Thank you.
你开什么玩笑? Are you fucking kidding me?
我没有跟你开玩笑 No. I'm not.
不是你 你前男友在我们后面 No, no. Your ex-boyfriend is behind us.
吉尔在跟踪我们 Gil is tailing us.
不是吧 My God.
他到底在干嘛? What the fuck is he doing?
我打算现在停车 You know what? I'm going to put a stop to this right now.
你打算怎么办? What are you gonna do?
告诉你我打算怎么办 I'll tell you what I'm going to do.
我打算跟他说如果他还跟着我们 I'm gonna tell him if he doesn't stop following us,
我就会把他拖出车 I'm gonna pull him out of the car and
打个半死 beat the shit out of him.
哦! 你不会真的这么做吧! Whoa, whoa, whoa! You're not doing that!
你不是这样解决问题的 That's not how you solve things.
这种事情一般都这么处理的 That's exactly how you handle this.
特别是对付吉尔这种卑鄙小人 Especially with a turd like Gil.
不好意思 I'm sorry.
我们谁有解决冲突的博士学位? Which one of us has a doctorate in conflict resolution?
我想应该是我吧 'Cause I think it's me.
听着 我尊重你的学位 真的 Listen. I respect your degree. I do.
但这不能让我们摆脱这种情况 知道了吗? But it's not how we're getting out of this situation, okay?
我们没时间去找个和事老 We don't have time to bring in a mediator.
查理 我不会让一个满口"基佬"的人 Charlie, I am not going to live with a man who says "fag"
把一个停在路边的人揍个半死 and beats up guys on the side of the road.
我不会一边在大学里教授非暴力课程 I'm not gonna teach non-violence at a university
一边嫁给赏金猎人! and then marry Dog the bounty hunter!
我不会这样的! I won't do it!
你在干嘛 吉尔? What are you doing, Gil?
保护我爱的人 Protecting someone I love.
那你又在干什么 尤尔·珀金斯? What are you doing, Yul Perrkins?
我不知道你是怎么知道那个名字 I don't know how you know that name,
但你如果到处说 我向上帝保证... but if you say it out loud again, I swear to God...
"尤尔"会怎样? "Yul" do what?
我爱安妮 I love Annie.
爱她爱得会为了她 Enough to move back to L.A. for her
而搬回那个令我性命不保的洛杉矶 where I might get killed.
我爱她爱得 I love her so much that
我现在能抑制自己不扭断你的狗头 I'm not beating your fucking head
弃之于地 against the ground right now
因为她叫我不要这样做 because she asked me not to.
如果是因为你的某些小动作 But if you do something that
导致她离我而去 results in her leaving me,
我肯定把你往死里打 I'm going to beat you to death.
准确地说 是让你死翘翘 I'm literally gonna beat you to fucking death,
吉尔 明白了吗? Gil. Do you understand that?
那名字只有你我知道 That name stays between you and I.
你知道有个人我俩都认识吗? You know we have a mutual friend?
我是说 严格来说 他不过是个网友 I mean, technically he's a Facebook friend,
当然比不上现实中的朋友那么重要了 which is obviously less significant than a real friendship
但是他还是挺酷的 but still kind of cool.
亚历克斯 德米特里 Alex Dmitri.
你知道他吗? 亚历克斯 德米特里? You know? Alex Dmitri?
我就知道 I got you.
谢谢 Thank you.
非常感谢 Thank you so much.
他说了什么? 他回不回家? What did he say? Is he going home?
不 他铁了心要跟着我们去洛杉矶了 Nope. No, he's going to follow us all the way to L.A.
那你想怎么解决这事? So how do you want to handle this?
亲爱的 你又不让我揍他 Well, sweetie, if you're not gonna let me kick his ass,
那我只好走为上计了 then you're gonna have to let me run from him.
好吧 Okay.
我为你骄傲 I'm proud of you.
谢谢 Thank you.
我一定会尽量赶到 I'm sure I'll get there.
尤尔! Yul!
尤尔·珀金斯! Yul Perrkins!
他在说什么? What is he saying?
管他呢 Who gives a shit?
接下来可能会非常刺激 This is probably gonna get pretty fucking radical.
你千万别害怕 好么? But I don't want you to get scared, okay?
我打小就赛车 I raced all growing up
我甚至可以在一段时间内成为专业车手 and I even drove professionally for a while.
好的 Okay.
我相信你 I trust you.
安妮 嘿! 这是吉尔! Annie, hey! This is Gil!
我跟着呢 好吧? I'm following you, okay?
要是他疯癫不正常了 If he goes all psycho and shit on you
你给我打个手势 好么? give me some kind of hand signal. Okay?
坐稳了! Hold on!
靠! Shit!
停! 停! 天哪 停! Stop! Stop! God. Stop!
我靠! 那好像是兰迪! Holy shit! I think that was Randy!
再见 吉尔 Bye, Gil.
天哪 My God.
嘿! 兰迪? Hey! Randy?
兰迪 哥们 你还好么? Randy, are you okay, man?
不! 我他妈的一点都不好 查理! No! I'm not fucking okay, Charlie!
都是你害的 老子现在困在这破田野里 I'm in the middle of a field that you ran me into!
我的枪刚才疯狂走火 你妹! And my gun started going off, man!
不! 我一点也不好! No! I am not okay!
嘿! 对不起! 我并不想说的这么欠揍 Hey! I'm sorry! And I don't want to be a dick,
但是谁让你自己把车开进这田野的 but you didn't have to jump your van onto that field, man.
我明明打回自己的车道了 给你让了不少时间 I got back in my lane with plenty of time.
去你妈的! 我知道时间 Bullshit! I know time.
我们刚刚差点点就迎头撞上了! We would have had a fucking head-on collision!
好吧 你知道么? 你明显是吓坏了 Okay. You know what? You're clearly shaken up.
而且很明显 你的枪也出了点问题 And apparently you had another incident with your firearm.
所以我觉得你有一点点防卫过度了 And I think you're being a little defensive.
我就是过来瞅瞅看看你还好不 懂吗? I just pulled over to see if you're okay. All right?
我才没有防卫过度! 你在耍我么? I am not defensive! Are you shitting me?
我他妈的拿什么做防卫? 啊? What have I got to be defending? Huh?
什么都没有! 都是你的错! Nothing to defend! You ran me off the road!
都是因为你 我的枪走火了 My gun went off 'cause of you,
差点把我干掉! almost killing me!
嘿 兰迪? Hey, Randy?
你还好么? Are you really all right?
我挺好的 挺好的 I am okay. I am okay.
你怎么样? 你还好么? How are you doing? Are you okay?
是啊 Yeah.
你需要我替你叫个拖车么? Do you want me to call you a tow truck?
老子自己有手机! Obviously I have a fucking cell phone!
当你差点撞上我的时候 I was in the middle of a call
老子正在打电话! 懂吗? when you wrecked me! Okay?
好吧 这样的话 那我就... Okay. Well, you know what...
等下 查理! 别走! 别走! 拜托! Wait, Charlie! Don't go! Don't go, please!
听着 我很抱歉 Listen, I'm sorry.
我就是有点点尴尬 I'm just a little embarrassed.
别走 好么? Don't go, okay?
不然我还要费尽心思地去追你 'Cause I'll just have to chase you.
我知道你会的 兰迪 I know you will, Randy.
但是你能不能稍微那么小心点? But will you please be a little more careful?
我是说 我刚才回头看 I mean, it really worries me
却看到你的车冒烟的时候 when I look behind me
我真的挺为你担心的 and I see your van is airborne.
查理? Charlie?
再见 兰迪! Bye, Randy!
嘿! 恭喜你找到新工作了! Hey! Congratulations on the new job!
谢谢! Thanks!
你要记住 只要他们有 好比两分钟 Remember when they had, like, two minutes
他们能去购物 然后去任何他们想去的地方 they could shop and get whatever they wanted
- 好主意啊! - 嘿 - That's a good idea! - Hey.
把它单独留在店的门口? Leave a pet by itself right in front of a store?
它一点都不凶 你看它的脸 Well he's not a killer. Look at that face.
他们也这么说 That's what they all say.
直到他们需要抚摸 Until they need stitches.
就像那些与虎相伴的疯狂贱人们一样 Like those crazy bitches that live with tigers?
什么? 你在说什么? What? What are you talking about?
那个秀! The show!
说那些养了老虎当宠物的女人们 About the women who get pet tigers
最后被宠物吃掉的故事 and then get eaten?
啊 啊 那个啊! oh oh Yeah!
那个秀叫什么来着? What was that called?
你永远也不会找到 You ain't ever gonna catch
一个不养老虎的非黑人贱人 no black bitches living with no tiger.
那就是些傻逼女白人 That's some white girl shit.
她讨厌白人贱人 对不对? She hates white bitches, right?
我们也不喜欢白色贱人 是不? We don't like white bitches either, do we?
黑人不喜欢这样 Black people don't do that.
你永远不会发现我在做这样的傻逼事情 You'll never catch me doing some shit like that.
是吗? 我就跟一个老虎住一起 Yeah? I live with a tiger
但是我不是白色贱人 and I ain't no white bitch.
是吗? No, Really?
我就是那只老虎? I'm a tiger?
是啊 女士 Yes, ma'am.
只要水? Just the water?
我觉得我们好像没有给老虎用的炊具... I don't think we have the right cookware for that...
- 只要水? - 是的! 嗯... - Just the water? - Yeah! Mmm...
1.69美元 谢谢 That'll be $1 .69.
等下 嗨 老板 Just a sec. Hi, boss.
怎么了? What's up?
这个肯定巨难吃 Gonna have a hell of a meal.
哦 这是狗粮 Well, the dog food's not for me.
我在开玩笑 I'm just teasing.
虽然我觉得你的狗 But I don't think your dog's
也不一定会想吃这个 gonna want to eat that either, though.
它能有吃的就不错了 He's lucky I feed him anything at all
他撕碎了我的沙发 after he tore up my couch.
嗯 Mmm.
瞧? 它不是只小绵羊 它是个老虎 See? He ain't no lamb. He's a tiger.
正解 姑娘 我就是个老虎 That's right, girl. He's all tiger.
或许它认为沙发是比这个垃圾 Well, maybe he thought that couch was healthier
更好的狗粮 than the landfill you're giving him.
嘿 老兄? Hey, dude?
我养我的狗 关你什么事 How about you stop worrying about what I feed my dog
要么你想想冲浪板 and worry about surfboards,
或者随便他妈的什么? or whatever the fuck it is you think about?
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
我就是想告诉你 I just don't know if you realize
你不知道买好的狗粮是多么的重要 how much better the good dog food is for your dog.
是啊 比这个贵一成 Yeah, it's 10% more expensive.
但是比这个好八成 But it's like 80% less poison.
我只是... I just...
你是不是欠揍 混账东西? You trying to get knocked the fuck out, motherfucker?
不 不 不 No, no, no.
因为你惹到不该惹的人了 'Cause you got the right guy.
老子要把你吊起来揍一顿 I'll knock a nigger out holding a baby.
谢谢光临菲尔斯 Thank you for shopping at Field's.
我就是想提醒你一下 I am really only thinking about the best.
我就是考虑到 你知道 I'm just thinking about, you know,
那个美丽的小东西 the beautiful little creature out there.
但是是我唐突了 祝你有个愉快的一天 先生 But I'm sorry. Have a nice day, sir.
所以 一袋狗粮? So, a little dog food?
是啊 你怎么样? Yeah. How are you doing?
挺好的 Good.
你的项圈呢? Where the fuck is your leash?
那个贱人 That fucking son of a bitch.
过来 兄弟! 对啊! Come on, buddy! Yeah!
我带你来一个我们可以好好单独相处的地方 Get you where we can play around a little bit.
啊! 感觉怎么样? Yeah! How's that feel?
怎么样啊? Right?
明不明白? All right?
你来吃点狗粮 明白不? Let's eat some dog food. All right, buddy?
冷静一点 兄弟! Chill the fuck out, man!
不 我够冷静的了 No, I am chill.
别做傻事! Don't do nothing stupid!
你喜欢这个 你想要这个 你说过你喜欢的! You like this. You want it. You said you liked it!
你说过这是好东西！你不记得了? You said it's good! Don't you remember?
这个昂贵的鸡爪子狗粮! It's high-priced fucking chicken feet dog food!
吃! 老兄! Eat it, brother!
宝贝 我们走吧 好吗? Baby, let's go, okay?
哟! 把你男人带走! Yo! Get your man straight!
嘿 宝贝 我马上就来 好吧? Hey, babe. I'll be there in a second, okay?
不 老兄! 上车! 这不过是狗粮! No, man! Get in the car! It's just dog food!
不! 宝贝 这可不仅仅是狗粮 No! Babe, it's not just dog food.
还有我想要你知道的东西 That's my whole point about this.
这就是高压缩的木屑 It's compressed fucking sawdust
而且我不会离开这里 除非他吃 and we're not leaving here until my man samples some.
你懂了! 吃! 不! 相信我! You got it! Just eat it! No! Just trust me!
我不能吃 老兄! I can't eat that shit, man!
- 为什么? - 我不能! 老兄 - Why not? - I can't! Man,
我不能! 我宁愿去死 I can't! I'd rather die!
我不能吃这个 老兄! I can't eat this shit, man!
你知不知道你刚才说了什么? Do you understand what you just said?
你说你宁愿去死 也不要吃这个? That you would rather die than eat that shit?
你知不知道这就是我在 You understand how that supports
过去十五分钟里 一直想要告诉你的? what I've been trying to tell you the past 15 minutes?
其他人 生活在危险里 Other people, lives in danger,
他们吃人 they eat another human being.
你? But you?
你他妈的都不肯吃这个东西 You won't even fucking eat this.
靠 这可真是意义深厚啊 老兄 Fuck. That's some profound shit, man.
这可真是意义深厚啊 That's some fucking profound shit.
嘿! Hey!
过来 过来 Come on. Come on.
现在 我要带走你的狗 Now, I'm going to take your dog.
但是我要告诉你一些事 But I'm going to tell you something.
穿背心再也酷不起来了 It's not cool to wear those tank tops anymore.
除非你穿它为了讽刺什么的 Unless you're wearing it ironically or something.
我靠! Fuck all y'all!
我勒个去 Fuck me.
我去 再来点 Shit. Get some.
我去! Damn!
真是个性感的小妞啊! That's a mean kitty!
谢谢 Thanks.
这是什么? 75号油? What is it? A '75?
67号 '67.
这就是他们告诉你的啊? Is that what they told you, huh?
我靠! 自杀式的门啊 Shit! Suicide doors.
自杀... Suicide...
你可以关上的 You can shut that.
谢谢 Thanks.
只是看看好使不 老兄 Seeing if it worked, guy.
那个不是个储存功率的东西 That ain't a stock power plant.
不是 就是储存的 No. that's stock.
是嘛 马力多少? Yeah. How many ponies?
- 七百 - 我靠! - Seven hundred. - Damn!
多少? How much?
七百! It's 700!
不 我是说引擎 No. Into the motor.
你改造这个用了多少钱? What's the price tag on this build?
我问是因为 Reason I'm asking is
我可能回去做一份机车翻新的工作 'cause I might do a motor swap
有辆老式的福特车 with that late model Ford over there.
是啊 Yeah.
我记不清所有加到里面的东西 所以... I can't really remember everything that went into it. So...
拆了它 Ballpark it.
你知道嘛? 它价值一万四千美元 You know what? It was about 14 grand.
我去 真贵啊 Damn. That's commitment.
是啊 Mmm-Yeah.
我经常这么说 That's what I always say.
南边将要重新崛起了 And the South will rise again.
天哪! 她也是你的? God! You own that too?
你知道么? 这其实是租的 You know what? It's a rental, actually.
全部么? Aren't they all?
嘿 你有没有注意到 有些人 Hey. Have you noticed that there is a certain type of person
很容易被这辆车吸引到 that is attracted to this vehicle?
是啊 就像这些加油站的人么? Yeah. Like the guy at the gas station?
对啊 就像这些加油站的人 Yes. Like the guy at the gas station.
好比 你要是花了 Like, if you spent
两年时间来创造一个你梦想的车 two years building your dream car
然后你开始意识到 and then you started to notice
它同样是另外一些人梦想里的车 that is was also the dream car of a certain type of person.
就像那些... 说不好 Like people who are... I don't know.
我们可以叫他们强奸犯 不恰当的说 Let's just call them rapists, out of convenience.
要是你意识到你的同伴 是一个强奸犯 If you started to notice that your peers were rapists,
关于那个创造车的过去的你 what do you think that says about
你怎么看? the old you who built this car?
看 这辆车设计得很特殊 Look. This car is designed specific.
它对我的吸引力可能跟 What appeals to me is probably not
它对别人的吸引力不一样 明白么? what appeals to other dudes. Okay?
我想要一个超快的车 I wanted something that was as fast as hell,
可以坐下六个人 seated six people,
还能有SUV的大小 and had a trunk the size of an SUV's.
但是为什么? But why?
我觉得你好像在暗示 I feel like you're insinuating
我有一个小鸡鸡什么的 that I have small dick complex or something.
我没有 我们都知道不是这么回事 And I don't. We both know that's not the case.
我有很多问题 但没有这一个 I have a lot of issues, but not that one.
就是开个玩笑啦 I'm just teasing you.
我不觉得男女朋友之间可以相互挖苦 I don't think couples can really tease each other.
我觉得每个人都可以这么做 I think everyone pretends they can,
但是总会有一些 好比 but really, there's always some kind of
信任或者判断啊 truth or judgment in there somewhere.
胡扯 男女朋友可以相互挖苦 Baloney. Couples can tease.
- 是啊 - 多么好玩! - Yeah. - It's playful!
好吧 当然 我可以说你太胖了 Well, of course. I can say to you you're too fat,
或者你太高了 但是很明显我是开玩笑的 or you're too tall and clearly I'm joking.
但是 我有时候说话可能会伤到你 But anything else I say I'm probably hinting at something
然后让你我都感到困扰 that bothers me about you.
但是 我说了这是个玩笑 But I'm framing it as a joke,
所以当我们因为这事吵起来的时候 so that when a fight ensues
我就不必为此负责了 I don't have to take responsibility for it.
你想去那里么? Do you want to just go to this place?
当然 Sure.
我觉得你好像挺不高兴的 I feel like you just got really upset, though.
但是我真的只是在开玩笑 And I honestly was just teasing you.
没事 我马上回来 Okay. I'll be back in a second.
没事的 要是你不可以接受的话 我就不说了 It's okay if you're feeling sensitive and I'll drop it.
我说这个的唯一理由是 The only reason I want to talk about it,
我能知道发生了什么 is I can figure out why
我只是觉得四年以来的第一次回来 I think it's just going home after four years.
就是带来了一些诡异的狗屁 It's just bringing up some weird shit.
什么诡异的狗屁? What kind of weird shit?
我不知道 I don't know.
只是诡异的狗屁 真的 Just weird shit, really.
天哪 My God!
嘿! Hey!
抱歉! 我很抱歉 Sorry! Sorry about that.
抱歉 抱歉 Sorry. Very sorry.
我们的错 抱歉 Our bad. Sorry.
我的天哪! My God!
离那扇门远一点! Get away from the door!
那是个现实生活里的柠檬派对 That was a real life lemon party.
都是些爷爷奶奶们! That was grannies and grampies fooling around!
你在买什么 亲爱的? What you buying, baby?
我就是看看我的脸书 I was just checking my Facebook page.
我不知道为什么 I don't know why.
你又不是单身 而且你有三个朋友 You ain't single and you've got three friends.
你查什么脸书? What the fuck you be checking on Facebook?
你在脸书上查什么? What are you checking on Facebook?
或许艾伦上传了点他的裸照 Maybe Allen put some new photos of himself
他站在镜子面前的裸照 naked in front of the mirror.
我必须要与时俱进 I have to stay abreast.
你肯定不想错过的 You don't want to miss that.
不会吧 Get the fuck out of here.
什么? What?
拿上你的东西 Get your shit.
- 我们要走了 - 你要去哪儿? - We've got to go. - Where are you going?
我们要走了 快点 We got to go. Come on.
拿上你的东西 我们要走了 Get your shit. We got to go.
就是这么回事 我十分钟前刚跟他说完话! That's what happens. I talked to him 10 minutes ago!
不 他知道他在哪儿 对不? No. He knows where he is. All right?
待会儿见 I'll see you soon.
亲爱的? 你要好好 Babe? You gonna take
- 照顾好这些狗? - 嗯... - care of the dogs? - Mmm...
你把警报器装好了么? Did you put the alarm on?
是的 Yes.
嘿 亲爱的 为什么当你走进 Hey, honey? What was Gil screaming
那辆车的时候吉尔会尖叫? when you were walking towards the car?
听起来好像他在重复什么似的 He sounded like he was repeating something.
我根本不知道他在说什么 他疯了 I don't know what the fuck he was saying. He's nuts.
好吧 但是很明显你听到他说话了 Well, obviously you heard what he was saying.
他就好比复读机一样 He kept repeating it over and over again.
他就说了些废话 He was just talking shit.
但是他说了什么? But what was it?
嗯? Huh?
查理? Charlie?
他说了什么? What was he saying?
他在说"尤尔·珀金斯" He was saying "Yul Perrkins."
他就是在不停地重复 "尤尔·珀金斯" He was saying "Yul Perrkins" over and over again
这样你就会听到 so that you would hear
然后我们就会像现在这样吵架 and then we would be in this fight.
所以 他赢了 So he won.
我们没吵架 你在... We're not fighting. What are you...
谁是尤尔·珀金斯? Who's Yul Perrkins?
我的名字 我的真名字 尤尔·珀金斯 That's my name. That's my real name. Yul Perrkins.
珀金斯 尤尔·珀金斯 是我的真名 Perrkins. Yul Perrkins is my real name.
为什么我们要为此争吵? Why on earth would we fight about that?
我不知道 I don't know.
我就是觉得这里好像应该有个争吵? I just feel like this is gonna be a fight.
好比 为什么我没跟你说过我的名字? Like, why wouldn't I have told you my name before?
或者说是 你对我的车下的评价 Or that comment you made about my car.
或者 那个过去的我 我只是 你知道... Or the old me. I just, you know...
我只是希望所有的事情 I want everything to be exactly
都跟我们初遇的时候一样 how it's been since we've met.
我不想就因为 I don't want to have to go
我们要去洛杉矶 all the way back into my background.
而回顾我的过去 just because we're going to L.A.
你能冷静下来吗? 到这儿来 到我这儿来 Can you calm down? Come here. Come here for a second.
过来跟我坐在一起 Please come sit on the bed with me.
我觉得尤尔·珀金斯这个名字很可爱 I think Yul Perrkins is a very cute name.
感觉像是芝麻街里面的角色 I think it sounds like a Sesame Street character.
是吗? Yeah?
我小时候的玩伴也都这么觉得 So did all the kids on the playground.
这一点也不可爱 It was not very cute.
我爸爸喜欢尤·伯连纳 觉得他很牛逼 My dad loves Yul Brynner. He thinks he's a badass.
但是我那一辈的 没有人知道他 But no one in my generation's ever heard of him.
我能多问一个问题吗? Can I ask you one more question?
你保证你会如实回答我? And you promise you'll tell the truth?
好 Yeah.
是他们让你叫查理·布朗森 Did they assign you the name Charlie Bronson
还是你自己选的名字? or did you get to pick it?
我自己选的 I picked it.
是因为你受够了娘娘腔的名字 Was it 'cause you thought it sounded tough
觉得这个名字听起来很强硬吗? and you were tired of having a sissy name?
对 Yeah.
这是我听过的 That is the most adorable thing
最可爱的故事了 过来 I've ever heard. Come here.
你喜欢查理·布朗森演的电影? And you loved Charles Bronson movies?
其实是有个英国罪犯 I actually named myself after
用查理·布朗森的名字叫自己 that famous English prisoner
而我刚开始是先知道那个罪犯 who named himself after
才选这个名字的 the actor Charles Bronson.
我觉得他很有趣 And I found him intriguing, I guess.
听起来怪怪的 That's weird.
觉得这样的行为很有趣 To find someone like that intriguing.
怪怪的 It's weird.
只是 我不知道... Well, look, I don't know...
现在我说出来了 觉得确实很傻 it sounds stupid now that I'm saying it out loud,
但当时显得... but at the time it seemed...
我当时不认识你嘛 安妮 I didn't know you then, Annie.
我显然是选错了名字 So I obviously picked the wrong name.
我很抱歉... And I'm sorry that I...
没关系 嘿! it's fine. Hey. Hey!
你可以告诉我任何事 You can call me whatever you want.
你不是在接受审判 好吗? You're not on trial here, okay?
我只是不知道这些而已 This is all just new to me.
到这儿来 过来 Come back here. Come back.
换个话题? You want to drop it?
嗯 那样最好 谢谢 Yeah. I would appreciate that. Okay.
- 127码? - 你在搞笑? - 127? - Are you kidding me?
还不如拍拍我的肩膀 Might as well tap me on the shoulder
对我说"操" and say, "Fuck you."
先生 你还好吗? Sir, are you okay?
你之前发生过车祸吗? Have you been in an accident?
什么? What?
不 我是警察 No. I'm a U.S. marshal.
好吧 长官 你的车看起来要报废了 Okay. Sir, your vehicle appears to be totaled.
我刚测速 你的时速有127英里 And I clocked you at 127 miles per hour back there.
我是警察 I'm a marshal.
有人参与了证人保护计划 And I've got someone in witness protection
需要我的保护 who needs my protection.
我完全理解 长官 I totally understand, sir.
但是你能不能把时速降到100以下呢? Is there any way you could stay below 100?
我感觉你的车速超过一百 I'm very worried about this car getting up
你的车就垮了 into triple digits.
我想我能试着开到九十多 I suppose I could try to keep it in the high 90s.
谢谢 因为就像你的工作一样 Thank you. 'Cause just like it's your job
我们也有人需要保护... to be protecting whoever you may be protecting...
- 呃...- 怎么了? 请等一下 - Um... - What? Hold on a second.
我马上回来 长官 I'll be right back, sir.
我有话跟你说 I need to talk to you.
什么? What?
不是我窥探你的隐私 但是你的手机震了 Okay. I wasn't snooping. But your phone did vibrate
所以我就看了一下... and so I checked it out and...
那是程序捕捉器推送的消息 对吧? That's your Pouncer app, right?
好吧 Yeah.
这个点两秒钟前突然出现了 Okay. So that dot popped up like two seconds ago.
所以说一百英尺里 So, there's got to be
有另外一个同性恋 对吧? another gay guy within, what, 100 feet of here?
对 Yeah.
我是说 肯定是车里的这个人 I mean, it must be him.
尽管我觉得他不是同性恋 Although I don't think he's gay.
他看起来好像有五十岁了 He's like 50.
五十岁的人也可以是同性恋啊 安吉利亚 There's 50-year-old gay people, Angelia.
我们不会因为变老而变成直男 We don't grow out of being gay.
不 我不是... No. I didn't...
这不是我要说的 我只是... That's not what I meant. I just...
我只是觉得你应该约他出去 I just think you should ask him out.
你什么意思... 就因为他是同性恋 What do you mean... Because he's gay
我也是同性恋 所以我就该约他出去? and I'm gay I should just ask him out?
你在说什么呀? What are you talking about?
只要遇到个直男 Are you instantly attracted to
你就会喜欢他吗? every straight person you meet?
怎么可能 No.
就是嘛 Come on.
我可以放你走 I'm actually gonna let you go.
但我得看一下你的手机 长官 But I do need to see your phone for a second please, sir.
为什么? Why?
你开那么快了 我还不能提点儿小要求? A small request after you were driving that fast.
长官 能看一眼你的手机吗? Can I see your phone please, sir?
非常感谢 Thank you very much.
哈 没错 跟我想的一样 Yeah. There we go. That's what I thought.
喂 Hi.
你在搞什么? What are you doing?
我把我的名字和电话号码存进去 I'm programming my name and number in here.
万一你想找个备胎解解闷儿 Just in case you ever need "backup."
你是... What are you...
捕捉器 Pouncer.
我不知道... I didn't know what...
你不知道是什么意思吗? You had no idea what it was?
没关系 别不好意思 我是捕捉器迷 It's okay. Don't be embarrassed. I'm a fan of Pouncer.
我用捕捉器 我猜你也用 I Pounce. You Pounce too, I guess.
你肯定受宠若惊了 So, you should be very flattered,
因为我已经八级了 你才五级 所以... 'cause I'm an eight and you're a five, so...
你今晚安全了 You have a safe night.
好吧 Right.
行 要不你整理好了之后 Okay. Do you need to call me back after
再给我回个电话? you've collected yourself?
哦 不用 我没事 No, no, no. I'm good.
我在圣安地列斯和杰克逊停下找过 So I stopped off at San Andreas and Jackson.
他们不在那儿 They were nowhere to be found.
我觉得他们肯定走不到普拉纳达那么远的地方 I don't think they could have got as far as Planada.
所以我猜他们在曼瑞波 So my guess is Mariposa.
我们在普拉纳达瞄一眼 再去曼瑞波 We'll take a peek in Planada on our way up to Mariposa.
太好了! 关于那个女孩儿 安妮 Great! Great. Now, about the girl, Annie,
她是我的女朋友 也是这件事的受害者 who's my girlfriend and a victim in all this.
我希望你们保证... I want assurances...
喂? Hello?
怎么挂了还是... Did that drop or did he just...
嘿! 亲爱的 看 这儿有浴帽 Hey, buddy, look. They have shower caps.
是吗? 你的最爱啊 Yeah? Your favorite.
对的 Yep.
我去买点儿咖啡 行吗? I'm gonna go get some coffee for us, okay?
好啊 Okay.
我十分钟就好 I'll be ready to go in 10.
好好享受你的热水澡吧 Have a good shower.
谢啦 Thank you.
快呀! Come on!
怎么... Are you...
我操! Fuck!
那个死乡巴佬昨晚 That fucking hillbilly from the gas station
在加油站偷了我的引擎 stole my engine last night!
什么? What?
我刚刚去发动汽车 From the Lincoln! I just went out there to start it.
引擎不见了 There's no engine inside.
引擎能怎么拆啊 How do you steal an engine?
先把汽车底座拆了 Grind the motor mounts out and
再用起重机弄出来 pull it out with a cherry picker.
估计花了他20分钟 It probably took him 20 minutes.
我操! Fuck!
我能帮到忙吗? Is there anything I can do?
不能 赶紧洗你的澡吧 No. Just finish your shower.
我去外面看看 I'm gonna go to the lobby
看看有没有谁有拖车 and see if they know someone with a tow truck.
- 好吧 - 那个引擎值一万两千美金呢 - Okay. - That was a $12,000 engine.
亲爱的 我很抱歉你的引擎被偷了! Sorry your engine was stolen, sweetie!
她在哪儿? Where is she?
你他妈在干什么? What the fuck are you doing?
她在哪儿 混蛋? Where is she, man?
你他妈的打断了我的鼻子 You just fucking broke my nose!
我不管 我发誓 要是你杀了她... I don't care! I swear to God if you already killed her...
我不是他妈的杀手 你疯了吗? I'm not a fucking killer, man! What's wrong with you?
你被卷进了杀人案 You were involved in a homicide!
我不能就这么丢下她 I am not leaving without her.
你他妈的把棍子拿开 Get that fucking club out of my face!
别这么跟我说话! Don't talk to me like that!
听着 伙计 她没事儿 你想见她吗? Listen, man! She is fine! Do you want to see her?
当然! Yes!
把那破玩意儿拿开 我就带你去见她 Lower that shit and I'll show her to you!
行! 把门打开! All right! Open the door!
你他妈在想什么 混蛋? What the fuck are you thinking, man?
用高尔夫球杆打我的鼻子? Hitting me in the nose with a golf club?
我没想到会伤得那么严重! I didn't think it would hurt that bad!
我的天! Jesus Christ!
快把门打开! Just open the door, man!
我长这么大 I've been through some shit.
还没见过这么不要脸的行为 I've never seen a bitch move like that.
谁让你这么混蛋! Well, if you wouldn't be such an asshole!
你知道最让我恼火的是什么吗? You know what pisses me off the most
你他妈的用球杆打我? about you hitting me with this fucking...
我他妈的才不在乎 No! I don't really give a shit either.
你害我违背了给安妮的承诺 It's that you made me break my promise to Annie.
太他妈恶心了 吉尔! That was a shitty thing to do, Gil!
你太他妈的自私了 That was really fucking selfish of you.
他妈的自私鬼 Fucking selfish prick.
我操! 操... Fuck! Fuck...
亲爱的! Honey!
抱歉! 抱歉... 亲爱的? I'm sorry! Sorry, sorry, sorry! Honey?
我们得马上离开这儿 We have got to go right now.
我待会儿在车里跟你细讲 行吗? I will tell you about it in the car, okay?
行 哪辆车? 我以为那辆车... okay. What car? I thought you said the car was...
宝贝儿 这事关咱们的死活 Baby, this is life or death.
我要你赶紧洗完 I need you to get out of the shower this second.
- 行吗? 快! - 好 - Okay? Let's go. - Okay.
发生什么了 你脸怎么了? I don't understand. What happened to your face?
你怎么在流血? Why are you bleeding?
宝贝儿 你赶紧换上衣服 Baby, will you please just get dressed
收拾好东西 行吗? and pack, okay?
- 好 - 我指证的那些人在走廊了 - Yes. - The people I testified against are in the lobby.
我们得马上离开这儿 We got to get out of here right now.
要报警吗? Should I call the police?
没时间了 There's no time for that.
你怎么在出血 他们揍你了吗? Why are you bleeding? Did they hit you?
宝贝儿别问了 快点 行吗? Baby, just faster, okay?
我已经尽可能快了! Okay I'm going as fast as I can!
他们就在外面了 宝贝儿 快 快! They are right out there. Okay, go baby! Go, go, go!
好 马上就好 就好 Okay, I'm going! I'm going!
好了 Okay.
我负责抓尤尔 你知道女孩儿长啥样吗? I'll grab Yul. You got the girl?
嗯 知道 Yeah, I've got her.
你开门的时候 You want me to take the gun since
需要我拿枪吗? you're focused on the door?
都交给我吧 I think I can manage both.
行 听你的 Okay. All right.
好 数到三就行动 All right. We're gonna go on three.
一 One.
你没问题吧? You all right?
嗯 开始吧 Yep. Here we go.
一 二 One. Two.
三 Three.
尤尔他妈的在哪儿? Where the fuck is Yul?
喂! 你在看什么 老兄? Hey! What are you looking at, bro?
尤尔在这儿吗? 我操! Ls Yul here? Fuck!
我晕! 是一群老人 Come on! They're seniors.
走错了 走吧! It's the wrong room. Come on. Go!
- 太尴尬了 - 我知道 - Fucking embarrassing, man! - I know.
恶心爆了! That shit was disgusting!
- 都收拾好了吗? - 好了 - You got everything you need? - Yes.
没事的 我们会没事的 We're good. We're good, we're good, we're good.
妈的! Damn it!
- 你能拎着吗? - 行 亲爱的... - Can you grab that? - Yeah, honey...
好了 好了 你的钱包 Okay Okay. Your purse.
快走 走 走! Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
那是什么东西? What is that?
远程解锁开关 It's a remote keyless entry.
哪辆车? For which car?
全世界的车都行 It's kind of a universal one.
从哪儿弄的? Where did you get that?
我自己做的 我的妈呀 I just made it. Mama,
你把东西放进车里 行吗? will you just throw your stuff in the car?
快走 快... Let's go. Go, go, go, go, go. Faster!
等等 我不能 Wait a second. I'm not just going to
随便进别人的车 get into someone else's car.
亲爱的 现在不是说这个的时候! Sweetie, it's not the time!
喂! Hey!
快! 我们撤! Hurry up! Let's go!
你刚刚是不是偷了这辆车? Did you just steal this car?
是的 但我必须这么做 Yes, I did. But only because I absolutely had to.
你怎么偷的? How did you steal it?
要是你丢了解锁开关 可以去经销商那里 If you lose your keyless entry and go to the dealership
他们会用车辆识别码 they use the VIN number to get
在他们的系统里重新设置一个新密码 a new code in their program.
我搞到了一个新密码 弄了这个开关 And I got a new code and I programmed this one.
那你是怎么弄到密码的? But how? How did you get the code?
我有各个经销商的密码 I have passwords for the different dealerships.
你要这些密码干嘛? Why do you have those passwords?
查理? Charlie?
听着 要是我们继续讨论下去 Look. If we have this conversation
我把所有的一切都告诉你的话 and I'm completely honest with you,
恐怕你就不想跟我在一起了 I'm afraid you're not gonna want to be with me anymore.
好吧 但要是我们不话说清楚 Okay, well, if we don't have this conversation,
我也不能跟你在一起 I can't be with you.
我不能跟一个我无法信任的人在一起 I can't be with someone that I don't trust.
所以 你得冒个险了 So you're just going to have to risk it.
混蛋! Asshole!
你知道我目睹了一起银行抢劫案 You know I witnessed a bank robbery that went really wrong.
嗯 Yeah.
我没发现自己已经被卷进去了 What I left out is that I was kind of involved.
倒不是参与了抢劫 Not in the violence part,
我帮他们逃走了 but in the getaway driving part.
很抱歉没告诉你 I'm sorry I didn't say that to you,
但是当我加入证人保护 but when I got into witness protection
我觉得这是个重新开始的好机会 I looked at it as a new beginning.
我知道 我不能再继续做以前的我了 And I knew I wasn't going to be that guy anymore...
你抢银行了? You're a bank robber?
查理? Charlie?
没有 我根本没抢任何一家银行 No. I didn't actually rob any of the banks.
亚历克斯和艾伦抢的 Alex and Allen did the robbing
我开车送他们过去 抢完又载他们回去了 and I did the driving them to and from the bank robbing.
银行? 好几次? Banks? Plural?
你干了几次? 查理? How many times did you do that, Charlie?
我也不知道 几次吧 I don't know. A few.
你不知道? You don't know?
大概十二三次吧 Maybe 12 or 13.
大概? 大概十二次? Maybe? Maybe a dozen?
大概十三次? 你也不确定? Maybe a baker's dozen? You're not sure?
不 是十三次 No. It was 13.
你确定是十三次? You're sure that is was 13?
是 就是十三次 Yes, it was absolutely 13.
所以没告诉你这些 This is why I didn't tell you about this.
我就知道你会是这个反应 Because I knew you were going to react this way.
谁不会是这个反应 查理? Who wouldn't react this way, Charlie?
反社会主义者吗? A sociopath?
听着 我的过去一团糟 我很抱歉 Look, I have a terrible past. I'm sorry about that.
但是这不能妨碍我们在一起 But it has nothing to do with us.
那你怎么做的? How'd you do it?
你怎么撇清干系的? 查理? How'd you get off, Charlie?
你为了保全自己 You testified against your friends
出卖了你的朋友? to save your own ass?
他们要判处内芙谋杀罪 They were gonna charge Neve with accessory to murder
因为她策划了这件事 because she cased the job.
所以要么我告发亚历克斯和艾伦 So either I turned on Alex and Allen,
是他们开的枪 who did the shooting,
不然内芙就要在监狱里度过余生了 or Neve went to prison for the rest of her life.
谁是内芙? Who is Neve?
那个旅行车里的黑人女孩儿 The black girl in the station wagon.
那他们怎么没进监狱 查理? Why aren't they in prison, Charlie?
他们说我不能作为目击证人 因为我... They implied I wasn't a credible witness because I was...
因为我跟内芙订婚了 You know, engaged to Neve.
你跟一个策划银行抢劫案的女人订过婚? You were engaged to a woman who plans bank robberies?
你到底是什么人? Who are you?
听我说 亲爱的 好吗? Listen. Sweetie. Please?
别说了 Don't.
停车 我觉得我快要吐了 Pull the car over. I think I'm going to throw up.
我现在没法儿停车 I can't pull over right now,
亚历克斯会杀了我们的 or Alex is gonna shoot both of us.
那就他妈的甩了他们 查理! 让我下去! Then fucking lose them, Charlie! So you can let me out!
嘿! 伙计 是我 我们昨晚见过! Hey, buddy! It's me from last night!
是! 那个箱式旅行车! 我需要你的帮助 Yeah! The minivan! I could really use your help
我在一个废弃的机场 I'm at some abandoned airfield.
我他妈不敢相信这是个破旅行车! I cannot believe this is a fucking station wagon!
那个混蛋开得太快了! This shit is so fast!
我们估计过不去了! We might not make this!
当心吉尔! Watch out for Gil!
他妈的! Fucking shit!
我操! Fuck!
他妈的! 总算接了 Damn it! Pick up already.
黛比 现在不方便 Debby. It's not a good time.
哦 我打扰你做按摩了吗? Am I fucking up your massage?
因为你毁了我的按摩! 'Cause you're fucking up mine!
怎么了? What is it?
加州大学那边给我打电话了 I got a call from UC.
桑迪明天有点急事 Sandy's got some emergency tomorrow.
所以你今天下午四点前得赶到那儿 So you have to be there by 4:00 p.m. today.
估计不可能了 That might be impossible.
你在搞笑吗? Are you kidding me?
我现在从弥尔顿去 都能在四点前赶到 I could leave Milton now and be there by 4:00.
黛比 我觉得你没法了解我现在的处境! Deb, I don't think you understand!
安妮 我现在有点事儿 你快过去! Annie, I am in the middle of something. Just get there!
别婆婆妈妈的 Don't be a pussy.
停车 找个地方让我下车吧 Please pull over and find a place to let me out.
安妮? 我想跟你谈谈 行吗? Annie? I want to talk about this. Okay?
我带你去洛杉矶 Just let me drive you to L.A.
路上我们可以从头到尾把事情再理一遍 and we can talk it out on the way.
你订婚了! 你还是个罪犯! You are engaged! You're a criminal!
如果你不停车 我就跳车 If you don't pull over, I'm jumping out.
我不是开玩笑的! And I'm not kidding!
好吧 好吧! Okay, okay, okay, okay!
就等一下 好吗? Hold on a second, okay?
安妮! 嘿! 你去哪儿? Annie! Hey! Where are you going?
你要在一个橘园里漫无目的地走吗? You're going to walk aimlessly through an orange grove?
我并没有说谎啊! I did not lie to you!
不说就等于说谎 查理! Omitting is lying, Charlie!
如果我跟同事上了床 What if I had sex with a co-worker
而没有告诉你 and I didn't tell you that?
你不会觉得我骗了你吗? You wouldn't think that was a lie?
不! 我肯定会说你骗了我! No! That would be a lie!
因为我们是男女朋友 Because we're in a relationship
我们应该了解彼此的所有 and we owe each other those kind of details.
听着 你现在觉得生气的这些事 Look, whatever you're mad about happened
都发生在我遇见你之前 好吗? before we ever met, okay?
听着! 我们在一起之后 Look! I have not violated
我从未辜负过你的信任 your trust once since we met.
除了没告诉我你是谁以外 Except for completely lying about who you are.
你以前可能3P过 Look, you may have had three-ways with dudes
或者吸过毒! or smoked cocaine!
这我也不知道啊! I don't know!
如果真的有 But if you had, just because you
你只是选择不告诉我 didn't disclose that to me,
并不代表你是骗子啊! doesn't mean you're a liar!
我不在乎你的过去 I don't care what you did before we met.
我在乎的只有现在! All I care about is who you are now!
真的吗? 所以说如果我是恋童癖者 Really? So if I was a pedophile,
如果我强奸过儿童 你也不会介意吗? if I had raped children, you wouldn't care about that?
如果我以前是三K党 你也不在乎? If I had been a member of the Ku Klux Klan? No biggie?
都不会困扰你吗? That wouldn't bother you?
你不会因为爱上我 You wouldn't feel like a complete idiot
而觉得自己像个白痴吗? for having fallen in love with me?
亲爱的 我... Buddy, I...
对不起 真的对不起 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
我很惭愧 也觉得很尴尬 I was ashamed. And I was embarrassed.
而且我以为 And I thought we would just
我们会在弥尔顿度过余生 live in Milton for the rest of our lives
无忧无虑 有一群孩子 and be happy and have babies.
而我就一直是查理 其他什么都不用管 And I would be Charlie. And that would be that.
如果我当时就告诉你呢? 实话实说 What if I did tell you? Be honest.
你还会爱上我吗? Would you have fallen in love with me?
我不知道! I don't know!
我以后也不会知道了 And I'm never gonna know,
因为我已经没法再做决定了 because you took that decision away from me.
但是你说得对 查理! But yes, Charlie!
我觉得我不太可能 I find it very difficult to believe
跟一个将抢十三次银行 that someone who justified robbing 13 banks
合法化了的人在一起 would ever not be that type of person.
大家在选择结婚对象的时候 It's not exactly the high profile background you look for
不会觉得这是多么显赫的背景 when you're choosing someone to have a baby with.
你知道 如果我以前是个瘾君子或者酒鬼 You know, if I was an ex-drug addict or an ex-alcoholic,
我敢保证你不会揪着过去不放 I guarantee you would be able to look past that.
这不是重点 That's not the point.
两个人在一起最重要的是 The bottom line is in any relationship
你要么沉溺于过去 you can either wallow in the person's past,
要么你就只看着眼前人 or you can look at the person that's right in front of you
选择向前看 但你不能两个都做啊 and choose to move forward. But you can't do both.
我同意 I agree.
那就跟我一起向前看 Then move forward with me.
但是我的眼前人对我说谎 But the person in front of me lied to me.
不过你是不是这样想 查理 Whether you want to call it that or not, Charlie.
我必须去洛杉矶 I need to get to L.A.
而且我决定一个人去 And I'm gonna do that without you.
怎么去? How?
- 嘿 - 嘿 - Hey. - Hey.
你还好吗? Are you okay?
我没事 你能不能... Yeah. I'm fine. Can you, um...
能麻烦你载我去洛杉矶吗? Can you drive me the rest of the way to L.A., please?
当然可以 Of course.
你也可以回我们的房子 Or would you rather go back to our house
慢慢接受这一切 and digest all this?
不 吉尔 我就想去洛杉矶 No, Gil. I just want to get to L.A.
我可以载你去 I can do that.
你上车吧 我来帮你拿行李 好吗? Why don't you hop in and I'll gather all your belongings?
好 Okay.
嘿 混蛋 别想跟着我们 Hey, asshole. Do not even think about tailing us.
我说真的 I'm serious.
不然怎样? 你要用那把刀捅我吗? Or what? You're gonna stab me with that knife?
我会的 如果你惹恼我的话 I could, if you charged me.
好 我觉得很怕怕 行了吧? Yeah? Okay. I'm terrified.
对 是你挑起来的 Yeah, well, you're the aggressor.
听着 我仍然觉得你是个卑鄙小人 Listen. I still think you're a fucking turd.
但是我很抱歉发生的这一切 But I'm sorry that I clocked you
如果你能载安妮去洛杉矶 我会很感激你 and I appreciate you taking Annie to L.A.
不用谢 You're welcome.
我想我们都明白上次打架谁赢了 And we know who got the best of who in that scuffle.
所以 如果你忘了 So, if you forgot,
看看你之前穿的那件衣服就行了 just ask your previous shirt.
我会的 I will.
你系好安全带了吗? You got your seatbelt on?
他不接我的电话 He's not answering.
我知道了! 捕捉他! My God! Pounce him!
什么叫"捕捉他"? What do you mean "Pounce him"?
用你的软件 你的捕捉器程序捕捉他 Use your app. Your Pouncer app. And Pounce him.
对啊! 你真聪明 My God! You're brilliant. Okay.
我看见他了! 他在这附近! 好... I see him! He's on here! Okay, um...
直走 Go straight.
他在那儿 He's right there.
他在那儿 He's right there. He's right there.
找到了 Bingo.
我的天哪 My God.
发生了什么事? What the hell happened?
他已经死了吗? Was he executed?
我不知道 I don't know.
兰迪? Randy?
我的头被打了 I hit my head.
我们走! Let's go!
你还好吗? You okay?
你想下车吃顿好吃的还是... You want to pull over and have a warm meal, or...
你想继续想事情? Or would you rather process?
好吧 Okay.
你继续想 You process.
吉尔? Gil?
你还好吗? You okay?
还好 Yeah.
嘿! Hey!
你想都别想! Don't even think about it!
放开我! Let me go!
吉尔! Gil!
吉尔! 这是怎么回事? Gil! What the fuck?
- 安妮? - 尤尔? - Annie? - Yul?
你还好吗 兄弟? How you doing, buddy?
你在哪儿呢? 安妮在哪儿? Where are you right now? Where's Annie?
我们在史通赛餐厅 We're at the Stoneside Diner
吃点薯条和洋葱圈 having some French fries and onion rings.
要不你也来吧? Why don't you come down?
你不能这么无赖 亚历克斯 Don't be a fucking asshole, Alex.
她跟我们的事没有关系 She has nothing to do with us.
如果我是你 我就会快点过来 I'd hurry up if I were you.
内芙一直冷眼盯着她看 Neve's mad-dogging the hell out of her.
哇哦 Wow.
哇哦! Wow!
你看起来不错 尤尔 You look really good, Yul.
是 Yeah.
你以前看起来比亚历克斯老 You used to look older than Alex,
但现在你显得比较年轻 这真稀奇 but now you look younger. It's crazy.
他看起来不错 是吗 亲爱的? He looks good. Doesn't he, babe?
不知道 谁管呢? I don't know. Who gives a shit?
不是吧 你们俩? Really, baby?
是 我本来想征得你的同意的 Yeah, well, I would have asked for your permission,
但是你不知下落了 对吗? but you kind of fell off the map, didn't you?
我不知道该说什么 伙计 Well, I don't know what to tell you, man.
我想你肯定恨死我了 I'm sure you fucking hate me.
但我觉得当时我别无选择 不是吗? But I don't think I really had a choice, did I?
是 我确实恨死你了 你背叛了我 Yeah, I do fucking hate you. You betrayed me.
对吗? 我们曾经是最好的朋友 Okay? We were best friends
可你却在警察那儿指证我 and you testified against me.
我只想说 去你妈的 You know what? Fuck you.
明明是你背叛了我 You fucking betrayed me.
你他妈的打死了一个人 伙计! You fucking shot a dude, man!
你让我们陷入危险之中 You put us all in this shitty mess
让我必须得在未婚妻和 where I got to pick between my fiancee
最好的朋友之间做出取舍! and my best friend!
这些都是你的错! 去你妈的! That's your fucking fault! So fuck you!
抱歉 你当时在银行里面吗? I'm sorry. You were inside the bank?
哦 我忘记这个了! No. I forgot about that!
你当时在银行里看见保安拿着枪 You were inside the bank and you saw the security guard
对着艾伦了吗 pointing a fucking gun at Allen.
不! 你没有! No! No, you weren't!
你当时坐在车里 You were in the fucking car
在换频道听歌! trying to change the fucking oldies station!
是 那个每小时只拿六美金的 I'm sure the $6 an hour fucking
白痴肯定会对艾伦开枪 retard was gonna shoot Allen.
你在搞笑吗? 他就是要朝我开枪! Are you kidding me? He would have shot me!
你什么都不知道! 闭上你的嘴吧 艾伦! You don't fucking know! Shut the fuck up, Allen!
- 你不应该这么做 - 你想要什么? - You don't get to do that. - What do you want?
你以后也不能这么做 You don't get to do that anymore.
你已经不属于这个圈子了 You're not in this fucking circle.
对不起 艾伦 Sorry, Allen.
- 你想要什么? - 我要钱 - What do you want? - I want money.
就这 兄弟 其他什么都不用 That's it, bro. I don't want anything else.
我知道了 我马上就去找我爸要 You got it. Let's go to my dad's right now.
让她从车里出来 我们走 Let her out of the car. Let's go.
不 她要跟我们一起 走吧 No. She's gonna come with. Let's go.
- 待在车里 - 等一下 伙计 - Stay in the car. - Hold on a second, dude.
你想要把这件事变成绑架吗? You're gonna fucking turn this into kidnapping?
我会给你钱的 I'll give you the money.
我们现在就走 现在 马上 Let's go right now. Let's just go.
不 我说真的 Hey, no. I'm being serious.
亚历克斯 请听我说 Alex? Please listen to me.
你真的要这么做? Seriously, dude?
我这么合作 你还想冒着 You're gonna risk going to
要进监狱的风险吗? 我不明白 prison when I'm cooperating? I don't get it.
因为这是你欠我的 混蛋! 'Cause you owe me, motherfucker!
明白了吗? 就这么简单 Do you understand? It's that simple.
我要让你也体验一下 I want you to feel the fucking
我当时那种难受的情景 uncomfortable situation I was in.
扯淡! 你在说什么? You got off! What are you talking about?
我在监牢待了八个月! I was in jail for eight months!
哦 天哪 八个月! 你是不是疯了? My God? Eight months! Are you fucking crazy?
我还在西伯利亚待了四年呢! I've been in Siberia for four years!
你也未免太自大了吧 伙计! The fucking arrogance of you, man!
你什么都不知道 You don't understand what you're talking about.
不知道? 什么? I don't understand? What?
你不喜欢健身器材? You fucking didn't like the gym equipment?
你没有足够的时间看书? There wasn't enough time for you to read?
我被人爆菊了 I got butt-fucked.
我被爆菊了 就因为你 I got fucked in the butt because of you.
对 Yeah.
这真可怕 我不知道这种事会发生在监牢里 That's horrible. I did not realize that happened in jail.
我以为只会发生在监狱里 I thought that was a prison thing.
是 我想... Yeah, well...
这不是监狱的专属项目 I guess it's not exclusive to prisons.
我是说 你好像不是憎恶同性恋的人 Well, I mean, you've never been, like, a homophobe.
你应该不会太受影响才对 It seems like something you probably worked through.
你是个坚强的汉子 You're a strong dude.
讨不讨厌同性恋跟这件事没有关系 I don't think homophobia has anything to do with it.
那个人很恶心 The guy was disgusting.
如果我是同性恋 我还是希望能跟你在一起 If I was gay I would still want to come after you.
真的很抱歉 I'm really sorry.
真的 真的很抱歉 I'm really, really sorry.
是个黑人吗? Was it a black guy?
不 不是个黑人 No, it wasn't a black guy.
你这样说感觉像是种族歧视 That's a pretty fucking racist thing to say.
你为什么会认为是黑人? Why would you assume it's a black guy?
- 你觉得这是种族歧视? - 对啊 - You think that's racist? - Yeah.
我觉得这是反种族歧视 I think that's the opposite of racist.
我觉得黑人爆菊 I don't think it would make a black guy gay
白人太容易了 to fuck a white dude
因为我们对于他们来说 就跟女的一样 because we're such pussies compared to them.
你他妈的在说什么呢? What the fuck are you even talking about right now?
我是说 如果我是个黑人 I'm saying if I was a black dude
干一个白人不会感觉 I wouldn't feel the least bit gay
像是同性恋 about fucking a white guy.
我会觉得他只是一个像男人的女人 I would think a white guy is just like masculine chicks.
就像 埃伦 像男人的女人 Like, Ellen. She's masculine,
但是如果我是单身 我一定会跟她上床 but I would totally fuck her if I were single.
我不是被黑人爆菊了 I wasn't fucked by a black guy.
好吗? Okay?
- 我们可以走了吗? - 好吧 - Can we just go? - Okay.
是个墨西哥人吗? Was it a Mexican guy?
不是 No.
天哪 Man.
是那些白人中的一个吗? Was it one of those white guys?
那些纳粹狂热份子? Those fucking Nazis?
因为如果是那样 我觉得非常对不起你 Because if so, man. I am so fucking sorry.
不! 也不是那些白人中的一个 No! It was not a fucking white guy, either.
查理? 谁侵犯了他不重要 好吗? Charlie? It doesn't matter who violated him. Okay?
可能是任何人 It could have been any number of people.
可能是任何种族 好吗? It doesn't matter their race, okay?
可能是拉美的 可能是汤加人 It could have been Latino. It could have been Tongan.
- 可能是波斯人... - 是菲律宾人! - It could have been a Persian... - It was Filipino!
我是被菲律宾人爆菊了 行了吧? I was butt-fucked by a Filipino dude, okay?
这下你们满意了吧 Does that fucking solve your dilemma
你们知道我的屁股去过哪儿了吧? of what part of the world my ass traveled to?
好吧... Well...
我是说 我认为... 这不算太糟 I mean, I don't think... That's not so bad.
就像所有黑人觉得我们是女人一样 I mean, just like all black dudes think of us as women,
我觉得亚洲人都是女人 明白吗? I think of all Asians as women, you know?
包括亚洲男人 Even the men.
我觉得你就是 I feel like you basically
跟一个亚洲女人上床了 hooked up with an Asian lady.
查理别... Charlie, just...
不 我不是跟人上床了 No, I didn't hook up with anybody, bro.
我是被强奸了 I was raped.
好吧 我只是... Okay, listen, I don't...
说什么上床? Fucking hooked up?
我只是想帮你而已 I'm just trying to help.
我觉得我该负一部分责任 我真的很抱歉 I feel partly responsible for this and I'm really sorry.
你帮的方式太奇怪了 兄弟 Well that's a weird angle, bro.
你退回去啊 兰迪! Fucking back up, Randy!
吉尔 你在这儿干什么呢? Gil, what the fuck are you doing out here?
他们把安妮抓走了 They have Annie.
亚历克斯 德米特里把他带走了 Alex Dmitri took her.
到那辆车里去 跟他一起 Get in the van. Ride with him.
我们走! Let's go!
嘿... Hey...
嘿 你记得我爸是 Hey, you remember my dad
住在斯贝斯伍德伯恩大道1805号 对吧? lives at 1805 Burns in Spicewood, right?
我不记得这个地方 I don't remember a place
我去过两百次了 我能不知道 I've been to 200 times, no.
加州斯贝斯伍德伯恩大道1805号 1805 Spicewood in Burns, California.
写下来 写下来 Write that down. Write that down.
看看他 进自家门还要按门铃 Look at this guy. Ringing the doorbell to his own house.
怎么了? What's wrong?
自从我被捕之后 I have not talked to my dad
我就没跟我爸说过话 所以... since I got arrested, so...
是 但是那不是你的错啊 Yeah, but that's not your fault.
他知道你不能和家里联系 He knows you can't contact your family.
不 你可以 No. You can.
查理 你告诉我你不能和家里人联系的 Charlie, you told me that you couldn't contact your family.
我没这么说过 是你这么推断的 I did not tell you that. You might have assumed that.
- 但我从来没有说过 - 好吧 当我没说 - But I never said that. - Okay, fine. Forget it.
你为什么不跟你爸爸联系? Why haven't you talked to your dad?
我不知道... I don't know...
耻辱? 那该死的让人丧失信心的耻辱? Shame? Fucking demoralizing shame?
这一拳我等了四年了 That's been four years coming.
而你得到的应该远不止这个 And you deserve more than just that.
我知道 I know.
我不知道哪个是最让我生气的 尤尔 Yeah, I don't know what pisses me off the most, Yul.
是你卷进这些破事的这个事实 The fact that you got involved in all that shit,
还是在出事之后你像个懦夫一样地逃跑了 or that you ran off like a coward when everything blew up.
你不是我带大的 I didn't raise that person.
我没你这个儿子 That's not my son.
你开的还是那辆林肯 And you used the Lincoln.
我们一起改造的车 Our project car.
你让我觉得恶心! Makes me sick!
我也觉得恶心 Yeah. Me too.
你们现在为什么又在一起了? Now, why are you all together again?
被逼的 Not by choice.
我在牧场里埋了些亚历克斯想要的东西 I buried something in the pasture that Alex wants.
嘿 珀金斯先生 你好吗? 很高兴见到你 Hey, Mr. Perrkins. How are you? Good to see you.
珀金斯先生 Mr. Perrkins.
那这又是谁? Now, who's this one?
这是安妮 她是 至少曾经是我的女朋友 This is Annie. She is my, or was, my girlfriend.
在我告诉她这些真相以前 Prior to all this being revealed.
嗨 见到你很高兴 先生 Hi. Nice to meet you, sir.
克林特·珀金斯 Clint Perrkins.
嗯 好 很好 这感觉很好 Good. Good. Good. This feels right. This feels right.
一起去牧场吗? Want to go to the pasture?
见到你真好 Good to see you.
如果你没有找到那些钱 我会从后面 You know I'm going to shoot you in the back of the head
一枪把你爆头 你懂了没? if you don't find this money? You know that?
你拿到钱之后想干什么 亚历克斯? What are you going to do with this money, Alex?
警察知道这些钱一半以上的编号 They know the serial numbers on half these bills.
我觉得到了伊拉克 I don't think they're gonna be
他们应该不会在意这些 caring about serial numbers
编号的 兄弟 in Iraq, bro.
不会吧你 Get the fuck out of here.
你要换成第纳尔? You're going to buy dinar?
你怎么会知道第纳尔的? How the fuck do you know about dinar?
如果你买值十万美元的第纳尔 If you buy $100,000 worth of dinar
然后再换成 and it goes to the value of
科威特元 就是 the Kuwait dollar, you're looking at
- 三亿美元 - 三亿美元 - $300,000,000. - $300,000,000.
真是感谢上天安排你俩无事可做 Heaven forbid either of you ever worked for something.
嘿 克林特? Hey, Clint?
你为什么不认为这把手枪是个麦克风呢? Why don't you think of this gun as a microphone?
你没拿着它 所以麻烦你闭嘴 行吗? When it's not in your hand you shut the fuck up. Okay?
我知道这不关我的事 但是你知道 It's none of my business, but just so you know,
那个查理... the Charlie that...
那个我去年认识的尤尔 Yul, that I've known for the past year
我想那是你希望他长成的样子 I think is the one that you were trying to raise.
他其实是一个很好的男生 He's actually a pretty good boy.
我知道 Yeah.
嘿 把那个铲子给我! Hey, give me that shovel!
小子 你看起来像是一个在搞足球的猴子一样 Boy, you look like a monkey fucking a football.
我能搞定 老头儿 不劳你大驾了 I got it, Pops. Thanks.
艾伦 让他挖吧 Allen. Let him do it.
简直是扯淡 真是 That is bullshit, though.
听我说... Hey...
我很抱歉就那样凭空消失了 I'm sorry I disappeared like that.
但是是因为发生了那么多事之后 I couldn't handle letting you
我没法原谅自己 down on top of everything else.
让你失望了这个事实 我也知道 It was just too much for me. And it was
我像个懦夫 我很抱歉 cowardly. And I'm sorry.
现在我开始参加一级赛车了 I'm racing Class 1 now.
不是吧 一级赛车? Get out of here. Class 1?
没错 我买了一辆塔图姆 七百马力呢 Yep. I bought a Tatum, 700 horse.
哪天你应该试试 You should drive it.
那辆车去哪儿 怎么开都行 Motherfucker will go over or through anything.
它在 呃... It's, um...
买第纳尔的时候 祝你好运啦 Good luck with the dinar.
伙计 Man.
这一票可是够肥的 尤尔 It's gonna be huge, Yul.
你要不是这么背信弃义 And you could have shared on it
本来也可以分一杯羹的 if you weren't such a shitty motherfucking friend.
好啦 我们走吧 All right. Let's go.
- 别碰我! - 你说什么 婊子? - Don't touch me! - What, bitch?
嘿 嘿 这是干什么! Hey, hey, hey, hey!
你想让我再加点劲么 啊 贱人? You want to see me act like a fucking degenerate, bitch?
放开她! 亚历克斯 Get off her! Alex, man,
你已经拿到这该死的钱了! you've got the fucking money!
别再为难我们了! Just go!
我们要带走安妮 Annie's coming with us.
等我们安安全全地做完 When the deal is made
这笔生意 没有警察捣乱 and the cops aren't called
那个时候她就可以想干嘛干嘛了 then she can do whatever the fuck she wants.
没有人要叫警察 No one's calling the cops.
求你 拿了钱快走吧 Just please, take the money.
这件事可由不得你 I'm not fucking asking you a question.
快去! 快 亲爱的 抓住他! Go! Go, baby, get him!
嘿! Hey!
说你呢! Hey!
站住! Hey!
尤尔! Yul!
那辆车在这里面么? 是这个么? In here? Is this it?
不 不! 那个可不是塔图姆! No, no! That's not a Tatum!
太帅了! What a bun girl.
快点! 咱们走! Come on! Let's go!
你给我开门! You open that door!
系上安全带! 安全带! Seatbelts! Seatbelts!
快发动啊! Turn it on!
好 好 Okay.
老天哪! 这么多天杀的按钮啊! Jesus! Look at all this shit!
快发动这个奇形怪状的车啊! Start this ridiculous vehicle!
我知道! 我正在努力! 别着急! Okay! I'm trying! I'm trying!
你逃不掉的! You're gonna catch a fucking stray!
发动机! 引擎发动了! Power! I've got power!
来啊 你这个混账家伙! Come on, motherfucker!
走啊! Go!
刚刚是怎么回事? What the fuck just happened?
你要干什么? What are you doing?
我不能把我爸爸一个人留在那里 I can't leave my dad in that field.
好像他已经控制住局面了! Looks like he's got it under control!
是啊 Yeah.
来啊 你个混蛋! Come on, motherfucker!
把你的枪给我! Give me your gun!
从车里给我滚出来! 女士! 老实点! Get out of the car! Lady! Grab some dirt!
把手举起来! Get your fucking hands up!
我打中他了! 我打中他了! 他受伤了! I got him! I shot him! He's shot!
他被我打中了! 看啊! 快看! He's shot. He's shot! He's shot, look!
我觉得我们甩掉他们了! I don't think they're following us anymore!
除了土 我什么都看不见 你确定么? I can't see a goddamn thing. Are you sure?
我确定 Yes.
好的 你知道么? 现在两点半 Okay, you know what? It's 2:30.
我觉得我们只能赌一把了 So I think we're just gonna have to chance it.
什么意思啊? What do you mean?
我是说 我们需要 Well, I mean, we've got to
从这里上高速去加州大学 get on the freeway to get to UC from here.
这辆车其实是不能开上高速的 And this thing isn't exactly highway legal.
所以我觉得我们应该... So I think we should...
我可以叫出租车啊 I can call a cab.
但是你会迟到啊 But you don't have time to call a cab.
晚就晚了 或者赶不上就算了 Then I'll be late. Or I won't make it.
我不想你因为送我去面试被抓进监狱 But I don't want you getting arrested over this.
我不在乎被抓进监狱 你知道么? I don't care if I get arrested, okay?
我答应你了 我一定会送你去参加这个面试的 I promised you that I was gonna get you to this interview,
所以我一定会做到的 and I'm gonna do that.
我没有工作 I don't have a job.
又没有什么朋友 I don't have any friends.
你又已经不爱我了 You don't love me anymore.
所以我对你的承诺 So my word is really
是支持我生活下去的唯一动力了 all I've got going for me.
我不是不爱你了 I don't not love you.
我只是很害怕 突然之间我都不认识你了 I'm just terrified that I don't know you.
我是说你的真名 I mean, between your fake name
还有原来那些人是你的朋友? and those were your friends?
安妮 安妮 听我说 安妮 Annie, Annie, Annie, Annie.
你认识我的啊 You know me.
真的 You do.
你比任何人都了解我 You know me more than anyone.
我就是那个你熟悉的人啊 And I'm gonna be the exact same person
那个你爱上的男人 我一辈子都是 you met and fell in love with for the rest of my life.
你觉得你可以一直是那个说 Do you think you can be the exact same person
"基佬"来代替"逊咖"的人么? except not say "fag" when you really mean "lame"?
是的 Yes.
还有 不会从战乱国家 And not buy into get-rich-quick schemes
里面赚不义之财? that profit from war-torn countries?
没问题 Okay.
我还会一直保持我原来的规矩 I'll even throw in stereotyping.
那我就放心了 Okay.
我们走吧 Let's go.
要我说 你这一枪是 I'm gonna go ahead and
在五十米之内射出的 安德森 call horseshit on the 60 yards, Anderson.
- 胡说 别扯淡 - 对 我扯淡 - Horseshit, my ass. - Yeah, horseshit.
这一枪绝对是在五十多米以外射出的 That shot was in excess of 60 yards,
先生 好么 sir. Okay.
你觉得自己可以用红日的左轮手枪 And you thought you could use Big Red's revolver
而不是瑞士工业公司的枪么? instead of your own Sig?
这整件事都让我恶心 This whole thing stinks.
之前的那次交换之后 我的军火供应有点紧张 I was out of ammunition from a previous exchange.
是啊 好的 Yeah, okay.
我注意到你把你的车也改装了 I noticed that you modified your vehicle too.
这其实不算是一个全面翻修 It's not really an overhaul.
只是有点小改动而已 是不是? A little bit more of an underhaul, wasn't it?
看见那个了么? 笑死我了 Did you see that? Good God.
这是一个极端 因为我被甩飞了 It was an extreme pursuit where I was temporarily airborne.
你想躺下么? 或者坐一下? You want to lay down? Take a quick sit?
你明显是有职业病啊 You've clearly got professional health problems.
我看着你都难受 My chest hurts just looking at you.
你对于军火一点尊重都没有 You've got total disregard for equipment.
但是... 阴差阳错的 But somehow... Somehow
你就单枪匹马把德米特里给制服了 you managed to take down Dmitri without any help.
这件事 朋友 还是很让人佩服的 是不是? And that, my friend, that's impressive. Is it not?
非常让人佩服 Very.
其实 这位瑞斯宾警官 Well, I did receive some vital backup
给了我非常重要的支援 from Officer Rathbinn.
谢谢你还记得我 Thank you.
是你么 姜黄色头发? That's you, ginge?
- 是我 - 天呐 - Yeah. - Good God.
我是特里 I'm Terry.
你好 我是帕特·瑞克曼 干得好 Hey. Pat Rickman. Great job.
谢谢你 Thank you.
你知道么 很有可能 You know, you're probably
你会因此不用再呆在 gonna get out of witness protection
证人保护计划么 大家伙? for this, big guy? Huh?
也许你会被升为中将呢 Maybe even air marshal.
你觉得怎么样? 听起来就不赖吧? You like that? You like the sound of that?
坐在头等舱最前面 枪就是你的掌中之物? Riding up front, first class, gun at the ready?
格兰特怎么会知道呢 From your mouth to Grant's ears.
我会把这件事告诉他的 I'm gonna whisper it right in there.
今天下午我就会见他 I'm gonna see him this afternoon.
我会确保他知道这件事的每个细节 I'll make sure he knows everything.
我们会的 Yeah, we are.
嘿 也许我们会把你的名字也报上去呢 Hey. We'll even throw your name in there.
真的? Really?
你想不想做美国警察啊? Are you interested in being a U.S. marshal?
当然啊 谁不想啊 100 %. I'm in.
很好 Well, good.
你们是准备要去上床啊 还是我们可以走了? Are you going to borrow a condom or can we go?
- 我们可以走了 - 那就好 - We can go. - Okay.
干得好啊 Nice going.
麦克过一会儿会回来接你们的 Mike's gonna be back give you guys a ride a little bit later.
我为你们骄傲! 干得漂亮! I'm proud of you! Well done!
混蛋 真是一点都不环保啊 Way to go green, asshole.
这是生物柴油 兄弟 It's bio-diesel, friend.
好了 你准备好了么? Okay. You set?
刚才飙车飚得很爽吧 是不是? That was pretty amazing. Right?
你能不能告诉我有多爽呢? Will you acknowledge how cool that was?
是啊 爽爆了 Yeah. It was cool.
- 你还好么? 准备好了么? - 不 不 - Are you all right? Are you ready? - No.
我没准备好 我没带我的教师证 I'm not. I don't have my teaching certificate.
- 然后呢 - 我也没有带简历 - Okay. - I don't have my resume.
我灰头土脸的 看起来像流动人口一样 I am covered in mud. I look like a transient.
向后靠 闭上眼睛 Put your head back. Close your eyes.
好么? Okay?
做几次深呼吸 Take a few deep breaths.
你只需要担心现在 This is the only moment you need to worry about.
你并没有迟到 我们做到了 You're not late for anything. We made it.
你没有错过任何东西 You're not missing anything.
命运让你来到这里 You're exactly where you are supposed to be.
命运让你成为现在的你 And you're exactly who you are supposed to be.
现在这个完美的你 And you are absolutely perfect.
如果 你准备好迎接这件事 And if you're up for it
我愿意和你 I will spend every moment with you
一起度过余生 for the rest of your life.
我准备好了 I'm up for it.
亲爱的 Buddy.
好了 亲爱的 我现在要进去了 Okay, buddy. I've got to go now because
因为他们想给我一份工作 there's a job in there that they want to give me.
去 把它赢回来 Go get it.
祝你好运 Good luck.
我看起来如何? How do I look?
美极了 Amazing.
你看起来很棒 屁屁很翘哦! You look great. Nice buns!
闭嘴吧 Shut up.
深呼吸 Deep breath.
不管今天发生什么事 No matter what happens today
你都是一个超级棒的人 you are an amazing person.
这个测试才不能 The test does not have the power
决定你是什么人 to define you or validate you.
这是怎么回事? What the fuck?
你怎么还留着那个捕捉器应用啊? Why do you still have your Pouncer app?
你他妈的干嘛翻我的手机啊? Why are you going through my fucking phone?
我没有啊! I'm not!
你就是有! You are!
你翻我的手机是因为你有信任问题 You're snooping because you have major trust issues.
是啊 我有好多问题呢 Yes, I've got a lot of issues.
怎么了? 你留着这个应用也帮不上忙 Okay? No shit. And this doesn't help.
我只是没有删而已 好么? 不是什么大事啊 I just didn't erase it, okay? Not a big deal.
- 你发誓? - 恩 我发誓 - You promise? - Yes, I promise.
好吧 你今天一定会非常棒 Okay, you're going to be great today.
你会是一个超棒的警察 You're going to be a great marshal.
我知道 我们走吧(后面还有剧情) I know. Let's go.
不用了 谢谢! 呃... No, thank you! Um...
我有客人! I'm with somebody!
你说什么? Excuse me?
我在打电话! On the phone!
你说什么? What?
请等一下再过来吧! Come back later, please!
办公时间从下周开始! Office hours don't start until next week!
对不起 在门外面我听不清你在说什么! I'm sorry. I can't hear you through the door!
不好意思 我自己就进来了 Having trouble hearing you.
你好 我是安妮·宾达 Hi! I'm Annie Bean.
我是桑迪·斯特曼 Sandy Osterman.
请进吧 Please. Come in.
不好意思 I'm sorry.
我身体不太好 I have a medical condition.
- 你还好么? - 你还好么? - Are you okay? - Are you okay?
你来之前都是在房子外面睡觉的么? Did you sleep in an outhouse before you came here?
不好意思 真对不起 No, I apologize.
我知道我看起来有失专业水准 I know I look unprofessional,
而且我也不应该 全身都是土的就这样来了 and I shouldn't have been covered in dirt.
不好意思 是我的问题 I'm sorry. It's my fault.
我转移了话题 I was deflecting
因为我觉得满屋子的烟很尴尬... because I was embarrassed about the smoke...
我... I...
我的喷雾器坏了 这也不重要 My vaporizer was broke. It's not important.
请过来这边坐吧 Please, just come over and sit down.
我姐姐黛比告诉我你很出色 My sister Debby told me how wonderful you were.
等一下 你是黛比的弟弟? Wait. You're Debby's brother?
是啊 Yeah.
真有意思 她一直告诉我你是女生 That's funny. She kept referring to you as she and her.
从我们九岁开始她就一直这么干了 She has thought that was funny
觉得这样很好笑 since we were nine.
我会觉得被排斥了 That would make me feel really marginalized.
说得太对了 就是这种感觉 That's exactly how it felt.
我喜欢你 I like you.
你应该来这里工作 I think you should work here.
我太想了! 太棒了! I would love to! Yes!
我是说 真是太好了 I mean, definitely.
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