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我從未見過我的父母 I never knew my parents.
我只知道 普萊斯考特組織 The only thing I ever knew was Prescott.
這是一個非常秘密的組織 由政府創辦 能把小女孩 It's a top secret, government run school that turn little girls...
訓練成殺人機器 into killing machines.
不錯 Not bad.
再來一次 Burn it again.
歸隊 老太太 Back in the line, grandma.
97號 輪到你了 97, you're up!
行動 Move!
倒計時 3 2 1 Time trial start in 3... 2.. 1..
哈德曼是組織的頭兒 他自己 Hardman, the head of Prescott had some...
有獨特的訓練方法 unique ideas about education.
今天要學的是用筆戳洞洞 It's all about putting holes in the subject.
看見他的獨特之處了吧 See what I mean.
女士們 準備多戳些洞洞吧 Ladies. Prepare to spring some leaks.
開始 Engage!
要找到致命弱點紮 It's all about vulnerability. I...
雖然我們可能都是孤兒 Now, we may have all been orphans.
但是 我們之間從不允許滋生親情或友情 But we were never allowed to become a family.
刺心臟動脈 ...cardiac arteries.
都停下 Pens up!
在組織裏就如同在一個孤島上 To be a Prescott is to be an island.
而你就如同孤孤單單在那個島上 It is you and you alone out there.
女士們 我們剛剛說的什麼 What do we say ladies.
不允許有 任何感情 No... attachments...
不能有任何感情 No...attachments.
對 而我總是違背這個規定 Yeah. That part never sounded right to me.
開始 Engage!
但是我非常擅長其他技能 But I was good at everything else.
而且 女孩裏面我最厲害 The best, actually.
我想盡可能地交朋友 As much as I wanted to make friends.
但是在這兒是不可能的 That was just never going to happen here.
開始 Begin.
注意致命之處 Bad intentions ladies.
注意致命之處 Bad intentions.
每一拳都要擊向致命之處 Every punch has a purpose.
出拳並移動 再出拳 再移動 Strike and move. Strike and move.
靈活地 Flow...
出肘 出腳 快速反應 Elbows... knees...React.
再出拳 女士們 Hammer fist, Ladies.
你們受訓的目的並不是救你們自己 You're not training to save your lives.
而是奪取其他人性命 You're training to take someone elses'.
碧池 Bitch.
我在組織裏第一個被派去出使任務 I was the first one in my class to be activated.
如往常一樣 84號對此很不爽 As usual, 84 didn't take it well.
莫斯科 MOSCOW
做這種任務需要意志堅強的人 It takes a certain mind set to do this kind of work.
這就是為什麼他們從小就訓練我們 That's why they get to us so young.
而且 誰會懷疑一個小孩呢 Plus. Who would ever suspect a kid.
這個人就不會 Not this guy.
可以說 他把我們訓練得很出色 What can I say. He trained us well.
柏林 BERLIN
當然 世界這麼大我可以出去看看 Sure,I got to see the world.
但是我總會忍不住注意到 But what I couldn't help noticed.
我錯過的另外一個世界 Was this whole other world I was missing.
上海 SHANGHAI
我想瞭解正常小孩的生活 I wanted to know what normal kids did.
所以我開始在網絡上收集資料 So I started gathering Intel.
讓我來介紹維多利亞 Meet Victoria Knox.
美國逃亡的軍火販子 America expat turns arm dealer.
如果你是個恐怖分子 想殺幾個人 If you are a terrorist. And you want to kill some folks
她就是你要殺的人 This...is the person you call.
別被她的漂亮臉蛋欺騙了 Don't let her good looks fool you.
她的IQ高達140 She has an IQ of 140
她會用她的美貌殺掉你的 And she will use it to kill you.
她最後被發現是在3年前科西嘉島 She was last seen in Corsica 3 years ago.
直到8小時前她再次現身 或許8小時後她會又消失了 Until she resurfaced 8 hours ago and will probably be gone in 8 more.
除非我們逮到她 Unless we bring her in.
糾正一下 Correction.
特工83號 除非你逮到她 而且是活捉她 Unless you catch her.Agent 83 and bring her in... alive.
- 等下 為什麼 - 剛剛改的決定 你被分為突擊隊 - Wait. What?- Just settle down. You're beating 84.
突擊隊 這本來是我的任務 Beating? This should be my mission.
我一直在研究方案 I studied the case file.
她卻在那兒看歌手Ke$ha的最新八卦和代言的香水 She's over there sniffing Ke$ha the new fragrance by Ke$ha.
我說了一些 I said some of...
你得認真對待這項任務 特工83號 You need to get your head in the game. Agent 83.
否則維多利亞可能要你的命 Because Victoria Knox will take it off!
如果嚴格聽從命令 每個人都會平安歸來 If we follow the profile, everyone will come home safely.
記住 And remember...
- 我們不是在 -不是在營救隊當中 - We're not in...- In the rescue business.
她說的什麼 What she said.
準備好 Gear up.
我們一個小時後出發 We're wheels up in 1 hour.
車臣共和國 CHECHNYA
維多利亞是個傳奇人物 Knox was a legend.
她殘忍無情 Ruthless.
報復心很強 Vindictive.
她和我們組織積怨很深 And she has a thing for taking out Prescotts.
說個壞消息 你死定了 Got some bad news.You're dead.
嗨 夥計們 Hey guys.
- 讓他爽歪歪了嗎 - 關在籠子裏36個小時了 - You make him comfortable? - 36 hours alone in the box.
噢 很好 很好 Oh good.Good, good, good.
哥本哈根人 嗨 躲貓貓啊 Copenhagen. Hi, peek a boo...
哥本哈根人是我的 Copenhagen is mine.
約翰尼斯堡人 還記得我嗎 Johannesburg.Remember me.
拿把槍對著你的臉 Like having a gun to you face.
感覺很爽吧 Feels good doesn't it.
還有你 And you.
最後輪到你了 Finally gotcha.
抓住你了 Gotcha.
你一無所獲 小屁孩 You got nothing, kid.
你還拿著槍幹啥 What do you plant to do with that?
你還在和小屁孩們玩化妝打扮的遊戲啊 Still playing dressed up with double O-7 year olds.
- 她在哪兒 - 你在找誰嗎 - Where is she?- You missing someone?
你生我氣了 You mad at me?
我只是對你的錯誤人生有點失望 Let's just say I'm a little disappointed with your life choices.
把她關起來 Set her ass down somewhere.
嗨 小姑娘 你叫什麼名字 Hi. What's your name?
83號 回來 83.Come back.
83號 聽見請回復 打開視頻 或給其他信號 83. Come in if you hear me. Give us a visual, anything.
83號 83.
我是哈德曼 請回復 This is Hardman,come in.
83號 請回復 請給出你的具體位置 83, come in.Give us a sign you're down there.
我打算回復 結果並沒有 I didn't plan for it to turn out like this.
但是現在沒有回頭路可走 But there was no turning back now.
這是我逃跑的好機會 This was my chance to escape.
83號 這是你最後機會 83.This is your last chance.
頭兒 沒收到視頻和聲音 她完全沒有反應 Sir. No visual, no audio. She's not responding.
登記下 Mark it.
83號 83.
已犧牲 Inactive.
我簡直不敢相信 I couldn't believe it.
高中生活 我來了 MIssion "High school" was a go.
牛頓 NEWTON
美國 牛頓城 NEWTON, USA
已沒回頭路了 Last chance to back out...
- 外國交換生是你的注意啊 - 那是6年前的老事了 - Foreign exchange student was your idea.- And that was 6 years ago.
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
- 嗨 - 嗨 我叫梅根 - Hi. - Hi, I'm Megan.
噢 Oh.
抱歉 我們抱抱嗎 Sorry. Do we hug?
哦 你和你家人怎麼打招呼的 Well, what do you do with your family?
噢 不一樣的 Uh, it's different there.
- 擁抱很好 - 嗨 - OK 嗨 - Hugs are good. Hi. - Okay. Hi.
我叫潘妮 I'm Penny
- 嗨 - 這是派克 - Hi. - This is Parker.
嘿 派克 Hey, Parker.
- 這是莉絲 - 當然 - This is Liz. - Of cos.
哦 別 別碰我除非我看了你的檔案 Ew. No. Don't touch me till I've seen your papers.
- 伊麗莎白 - 怎麼了 - Elizabeth. - What!
噢 拉森先生 嘿 Oh, Mr Larson. Hey.
- 噢 天啊 - 你是誰 - Oh my. - Whoa.
- 噢 不 我很抱歉 非常抱歉 - 嘿 沒事 - Oh no. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. - Hey, come on.
- 抱歉 - 嗯 他 - Excuse us. - Uh, he...
我在簡介你看過你們所有人的照片(指4個人) I saw in the profile.The picture of all of you.
不 不 不 沒關係 這裏就我們三個 No, no, no. It's okay. It's just the 3 of us.
我 我 我離婚了 I'm, I'm. I'm divorced.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
沒關係 我很好 我們都很好 No, I'm fine. I'm fine.We're fine.
其實 離婚對我們來說甚至更好一些 You know. Even better, actually.
離婚對有些人來說是個好結果 其他的就不清楚了 Some people make it work. Others, you know.
丈夫和別人私奔了 That he run off with a pharmaceutical rep.
從此之後不再關心你的生活瑣事 Spinning your life series on a pontoon boat.
然後 你父母沒離婚吧 So. Are you parents still together?
他們都去死了 My are dead.
我去開車 I'll get the car.
其實 Well.
我認為你現在的決定非常勇敢 I think what you're doing is very brave.
適應一個新文化的國家是 是很困難的 Adjusting to a new culture is is hard.
你知道其他更困難嗎 日本忍者訓練 You now what else is hard? Ninja training.
但我無論如何會做的 But I do it anyway.
- 就像你那樣抱著肩 -不是的 - Is that under, under your arm. - Nope.
你的愛好真無聊 Your love is baked
是特訓哦 It was ninja training.
好吧 我想老爸也會在某天回到家裏和我們團聚 哈 Okay. And I guess that dad is just gonna pontoon back any day now too, huh.
夠了 伊麗莎白 繼續吃晚飯吧 Okay, Elizabeth. Let's not ruin dinner.
我是影子忍者 I'm a shadow warrior.
耶 那很酷哦 Yeah. That's cool.
我是一個特務呢 噓 I'm a secret agent. Shh...
嗯 如果你想做什麼特別的事 Well. If there is anything that's special that you like to do.
你可以列個清單 You know. You could just make a list.
我確定伊麗莎白很樂意幫助你 And I'm sure Lizzy would be trill, trill to show you.
對吧 親愛的 Isn't that right, sweetheart.
我很想坐坐校車 I would love to take the school bus.
你不會在校車上拉屎吧 You do not apoop on the bus.
- 派克 不說粑粑好吧 - 怎麼了 - Okay, Parker. No poop. - What?
我看見了粑粑就知道它是粑粑 這是事實 I know a poop when I see that. You can't fight with that.
第一 那很噁心 第二 1. That's disgusting. 2...
我不會 做校車的 I am not... riding in the bus.
但坐校車是高中生活難免的事 But it's a clench essential high school experience.
被吐口水也是 So is mono.
什麼是mono What is mono?
孩子接吻的口水 我認為是一大口吧 Kids get it from kissing. I think mouth it.
你簡直噁心到我了 沒食慾了 You seriously just ruined my appetite.
嘿 Hey.
- 你不缺什麼了吧 - 耶 都準備好了 - You have everything you need? - Yeah. Just prepping.
- 交通工具還是像700碼那種吧 - 呃 交通工具 -Is transpo still look likes it's at 700. - Uh, transpo?
抱歉 是指校車 The bus, sorry.
噢 對哦 不 校車通常只有7碼 Oh, yeah. No, it usually rolls by at 7.
哦 瞭解了 Okay. Got it.
你知道 你來這兒我們很高興 You know. We're really glad you're here.
- 謝謝 我也很高興 - OK - Thanks, me too. - Okay.
晚安 Good night.
Okay.
要像16歲的樣子 要像16歲的樣子啊 Normal 16 year old. Normal 16 year old.
牛頓高中 NEWTON HIGH SCHOOL
小鮮肉啊 Fresh meat!
天啊 Oh my god.
上帝 Jesus!
你異裝癖啊 你想怎樣啊 Freak show! What do you want from me?
- 我想我們能一起走啊 - 你嗑藥了嗎 - I thought we could walk together. - Are you on bath salts?
你就像個痞子 而且特意那樣裝扮的 It's like you have social herpes and you want to.
看得我想吐了 spit it back in my mouth
- 你真粗野 - 你的裝扮也很粗野 - That's really gross. - So is your make up.
上帝 你看起來就像個站了一夜的土包子 God. you look like you had a one night stand with Mr potato head.
聽著 我還有9個月3周零5天 Look. I have 9 months, 3 weeks and 5 days
結束這個瘋狂的高中生活 until I escape this post progressive psych ward.
而你 不能把這個搞砸 And you, are not going to mess this up.
只需要 Just.
全部換掉 Wipe all that off.
穿上這個 還有 Put these on and just...
裝作不認識我 好嗎 Try not to talk to me, okay.
歡迎大家光臨 Welcome, vikings!
嗨 大家晚上好 現在讓我們看看良好的校風 Hey everyone! Now let's see some school spirit.
來吧 和我一起拼讀 起來 來吧 Come on, spell it with me. Come on.
V I K I ... okay.
- OK - 有些字母自己默讀了 哼 - Okay. - Some of them spell by themselves, huh.
好吧 其實我有特大新聞 Alright. Well, I have great news.
- 我們的校園現在是一群瘋子的地盤了 - 耶 最後 - Our campus is now a nut free zone. - Yeah! Finally!
完全正確 古先生 沒關係 Absolutely, Gooch. That's right.
只要我還是校長 As long as I'm principal
你絕不會看到任何一個學生滿口瘋話 到處胡來 You'll never see another student with nuts in their mouth.
不能保證哦 No promises!
哈 哈 我看那還要等一年來管制 Ha ha. It's going to be a long year, I see.
我也激動 因為 I'm also excited because...
牛頓高中 第一次 For the first time...
參與了全新的外國交換生的項目 Newton High School is participating in a brand new foreign student exchange program.
大家都知道我們需要多樣化 我們只有2個柬埔寨學生和1個墨西哥學生 You know we need more diversity. We only have like 2 Cambodians and 1 Mexican.
我看這是你第一次上臺演講嗎 I take it this is your first assembly.
對 Yeah.
這太棒了 是吧 Isn't this awesome.
不尋常 但還好 Not usually, but okay.
你是樂隊的一員 Are you a member of the band?
不 我更傾向於樂隊工程設計方面 No. I'm actually more on the engineering side.
我做燈控和設計方面 I do a lighting board and design.
噢 看那個 哇哦 Oh, look at that. Wow.
所以 那是你的 So, that's your thing then.
視聽專家 AV geek.
我明白了 我看見過 也聽說過你們這類高手 I got it , I got it. I saw something, I heard about you.
- 對 不過沒有那麼誇張 - 哦 我明白了 - Right, yeah. No, it's just that.. - Right, I figured.
僅僅 不指90後們 Only, not the 90s.
你知道嗎 等會上臺 無論發生什麼事 You know. Just what ever happens out there.
別被他們牽著鼻子走 Don't let them get to you.
好的 Alright then.
接下來 讓我們一起歡迎 Alright. Please join me and welcoming.
我們具有異國風情的外國交換生 Our foreign exchange student all the way from exotic..
噢 拜託 加拿大 真的嗎 Oh, come on man. Canada? For real?
掌聲熱烈歡迎 梅根瓦西小姐 Please put your hands together for miss Megan Walsh.
- 對 那是我的名字 - 你在這兒 過來 - Alright. That's my name - That's you. Go, go.
拜託大家 嗨起來 Come on everybody. Make some noise.
- 哇喔 耶 - 嗨起來 - Woo! Yeah! - Come on people!
謝謝 Thank you.
嘿 大家好 Hey guys.
我叫梅根 我來薩斯喀徹溫省裏賈納市 I'm Megan. I'm from Regina, Saskatchewan.
我很高興成為牛頓高中一名學生 I'm really psych to join the long and proud legacy of Viking among nigh
- 嘿 你剛剛說的是陰部(州名諧音) - 對 在薩斯喀徹溫省 - Hey, did you say virgina. - Yes it's in Saskatchewan.
- 你別刮陰毛哦 - 夠了 古同學 - Don't wax your virgina. - Okay Gooch.
- 你們加拿大吸大屌哦 - 穿上你的內衣吧 - Canada sucks a dick. - Put on your pajamas.
為什麼來這兒 滾回老家吧 Why are you even here. Go home.
你們不要搗亂 請安靜點 No, now guys. Please shh..
滾回去吧 滾回去吧 Take back tipper. Take back tipper.
別鬧 安靜 別鬧 Stop.Stop, stop.
滾回去吧 滾回去吧 Take back tipper. Take back tipper.
來自加拿大的梅根啊 Megan from Canada.
我僅僅是個普通的加拿大人 I'm just a simple de nada.
爽吧 卡什 Oh, Cash.
我可以改 I could change
我的日曆行程 如果你能微笑與我不期而遇 All my calendars, if your smile walk in on me.
大家好 這是來自加拿大的梅根小姐 Megan from Canada, everyone.
嘿 他們有些是一群惡棍 Hey, they can be a tough crowd.
別擔心 你會被大家接納的 Don』t worry. You're gonna be a nickel.
謝謝 Thanks.
- 很精彩 - 很精彩 - Totem pole. - Totem pole.
謝謝 Thank you.
哇哦 多好的開場啊 精彩的開場 Wow! What an entrance. What an entrance.
OK 接下來是我們搖滾樂隊的表演 Okay. Let's give it up for our little rock group.
三月份 他們在蘋果音樂軟體上的歌曲下載量 排名為24 That was number 24 on the iTunes' download list back in march.
牛頓高中自己的音樂明星 Newton High's own emotacon.
- 噢 她在那兒 - 嘿 梅根 - Oh, there she is. - Hey, Megan.
嗨 我叫咪西 非常抱歉 昨晚晚會上一些人行為粗魯 Hi, I'm Missy. I'm so sorry about that behavior at assembly.
- 小屁孩總是愛搗亂 - 那不好吧 - Kids can be so cruel. - It wasn't okay.
- 想和我一起用餐嗎 -來坐吧 來坐 - Want to join us. - Come sit, come sit.
哇哦 當然樂意 謝謝 Wow. Sure thanks.
凳子是蹺蹺板 哈 你是拉拉隊隊長 對嗎 Pom poms, huh. You're cheerleaders, aren't you?
噢 對啊 Oh absolutely.
- 我知道你的小惡魔在打什麼算盤 - 小惡魔 - I know what angel you're running. - Angle?
我看過電視劇《賤女孩》 兩次 Oh, I've seen "Mean girls", twice.
你邀我去坐 然後 降低我的防範心理 You're going to invite me to sit. Then weaken my defenses
然後在你的惡作劇中讓我出醜 以捍衛你作為隊長的威嚴 and then embarrass me in some elaborate prank to assert your social dominance.
- 怎麼 - 好招 - What? - Nice try.
我想我們是好心啊 I thought we were nice.
古同學 別玩你的紙飛機了 Gooch. Enough with the paper aeroplanes.
歡迎回校 我明白 第一天有校園綜合癥 好了 都回到自己座位上吧 Welcome back. Welcome back. First day blues, I get it, alright. Get in you sits
把書放在桌上 然後把書翻到第一頁 Put your books on the table and open them up to the first page.
- 噢 不要 古同學 - 要 - Oh. No! Gooch - Yeah
- 古同學 - 抱歉 - Gooch. - Sorry
為什麼你不能乖乖像卡什一樣 Why can't you be more like Cash.
看見了嗎 他打開他的書了 對吧 See he's got his book out. Right.
- 嗨 - 你需要一個座位 - Hi. - You need a seat.
你是來自加拿大的梅根 對吧 Megan from Canada, right?
視聽高手 AV geek.
嗯 我叫羅傑 Well, it's Roger.
噢 在這兒 Oh. Alright here.
- 餓了嗎 不 OK -不餓 - Hungry? No? Okay. - No.
- 請坐 - 謝謝 - Sit down. - Thanks.
- 我想他不需要那個 - 對 - I guess he didn't need that. - Yeah.
噢 不 我不希望 它已經自殺了 Oh no. I hope it didn't uh 'kermit' suicide.
我聽說這個課程很有趣 I heard that this class is riveting
我不會過早下結論 德拉姆老師可能會非常嚴格 Well. I wouldn't 'leap' to conclusions. Mr Drumm can be pretty rough.
嘿 新來的同學 專心聽講 Hey, new girl. Focus.
告訴你了 Told you so.
OK 嘿 Okay uh. Hey.
我知道 今天大家都和自己的小夥伴坐在一起 I know everybody got to sit with their buddies today.
但是 由我來決定實驗小組成員 I'm the one who chooses the lab partners.
所以 明天 按我制定好座位表坐 So uh. Tomorrow, the sitting charts would be up.
我們會玩的很開心 下課了 And we'll have a wonderful time. Now get out of here.
我不是在開玩笑 到教室外面去 I'm not kidding. Get out of here, go .
很高興認識你 Nice knowing you.
等下 卡什先生 等下 Hold on there mister. Hold on there.
我知道你們放學後會做什麼 I know what you are doing after school.
- 怎麼 - 讓我加入你們吧 - What? - You jamming with me.
你知道嗎 我吹小型伸縮長號的 You know, I play a little slide trombone.
你知道伸縮長號吧 You know, slide trombone.
恩 知道 Uh-huh. Yeah.
- 讓我加入吧 - 好 - Let's jam. - Sure
- 七個人樂隊 - 嗯哼 - Seven sash. - Uh-huh.
- 好 你真厲害 - 酷 OK - Alright. I like your spunk. - Cool. Okay.
去吧 等我 Get out of here.
噢 加拿大妞兒 Oh. Canada.
啊 啊 Oh... Oh...
OK 我會在4點鐘來接你 Okay. I'll be here at 4 o』clock to pick you up.
如果我來晚了 會給你發短信 你也發短信 如果來晚了的話 I'll text you if I'm running late. You do the same okay.
- OK - 我想知道你每隔20分鐘的情況 - Okay.- I want to know your 20 every 20.
不是 4-20 But no 4-20.
我是認真的 I'm serious.
- 明白我說的什麼嗎 - 你是指大麻 - What am I talking about. - You're talking about weed.
- 你怎麼知道的 - 你說的什麼 因為 - How do you know that? - What do you mean because...
你是姓海洛因的嗎 What are you? Heroin kumah.
不 我是青少年 而且我在上高中 No. I'm a teenager and I go to high school.
所以 我不是說我吸大麻 而是有些人吸 So. I'm not saying I smoke weed but people smoke weed.
不 那是容易吸成癮的毒品 No. It is a gateway drug. It is a gateway drug.
如果你吸大麻 然後 你想想結果是什麼 You smoked weed. And then guess what.
毒品就等同於死亡 Meth equals death.
可卡因使人體衰弱 不是開玩笑的 Crack is wreck. Cokes no joke.
你看多麼押韻啊 就像詩人吸毒而死一樣 See how it all rhymes like that. It's like a poem about dieing from drugs.
嘿 我要走了 OK Hey, I got to go. Okay.
嘿 Hash(另外一種毒品)也對身體有害 Hey. Also hash is very bad for you.
因為那些比大麻還強烈 真的非常厲害 你直接被嚇尿 Cos it's more intense than weed. It's like really compact and you'll freak out.
我想我是過於擔心了 I had a major freaked out.
OK 嘿 哈嘍 Okay. Hey. Hello.
- 嘿 - 嘿 - Hey. - Hey.
真有趣 結果我們被分在一組了 So funny we ended up together.
對的 生物課就一個小把戲 而你似乎很聰明 Yeah, biology is kind of tricky and you seem really smart.
對 聰明人就上這個課 Yeah, it's definitely a good match.
嗨 我想你坐在我位置上了 Hi. I think you're in my seat.
嗨 卡什 Hi, Cash.
你佔在她座位了 嗨 卡什 You're in her seat. Hi, Cash.
- 相信我 我在6號位置上 - 耶 不 我很確定我的位置在這兒 - Trust me. I'm on station 6. - Yeah, no. I'm pretty sure I'm there.
- 大家都找到座位了吧 - 拜託 加拿大妞兒 從我的座位上起來 - Did everybody find their seats okay? - Come on Canada, out of my seat.
每年我都會選定某個人做我的助手 Every year I pick a very special someone to be my Lab assistant.
想想誰會被選中 And guess what? Who is it going to be..
額 你 你 你 你 你 我親愛的 卡什 Ee-Nee-Me-Nee-My-Nee- Cash.
來這兒 小朋友 像閃耀的搖滾明星一樣 Come this way brother. Shining like a rock star.
然後 你們兩個女同學可以組成一組 And uh, you two females, you can be partners.
和陰部妹兒玩的開心 Have fun with Regina.
冷酷帥小夥 卡什 來我講台吧 Cold, hard Cash. Get over here I say.
梅根 嗨 Megan, hi.
我發現你對卡什感興趣 哈 Couldn't help notice you're into Cash, huh.
這不怪你 如果我不是非常嚴格素食主義者 I don't blame you. If I wasn't such a strict vegan,
我可能會像她們一樣迷戀他 I'll be like all over that.
可不是嘛 Tell me about it.
真是諷刺 所有吉他手還有一些碧池總是喜歡在他身邊晃來晃去 So ironic thou. All of those groupies and sluts like constantly hang all over him
對 他們甚至不是他喜歡的類型 Yeah, they're not even his type.
- 他喜歡什麼樣的類型 - 也就是喜歡打扮的女生 - What is his type? - Girls who like pressing up.
- 就像模特 - 差遠了 - Like models? - Not even close.
吉祥物 Mascots.
我收集所有有關高中生活的資料顯示 扮演吉祥物的人都很笨拙 All my high school research suggest that they're awkward loners.
沒有樂感 很不合群 Not musical enough for the band. Too uncoordinated for track.
我知道那聽起來很奇怪 但是這兒校園精神很流行 I know it sounds weird. But school spirit, it's like really big, here.
而卡什 超愛校園精神 And Cash, loves school spirit.
對 為什麼學校代表就像運動大會那樣鼓舞人心 Yeah. Why do you think emotacon performs like every pep rally.
校園精神 School spirit.
對 我是指誰會想在觀眾席上瘋狂對著他尖叫呢 Yeah. I mean who wants to be a rando screaming at him from the audience.
我不會 I wouldn't.
- 但是 吉祥物 可以進後台 - 對 可以進後台的 - But mascots, they go back stage. - They go back stage.
- 你在後台可以和他單獨待在一起 - 面對面親近 - You will have him, all to yourself. - Mano a mano.
他會與吉祥物面碰面 但是現在 你得趕緊拉 Mano a mascot. But heh, you should hurry huh.
因為你知道嗎 其他人也想得到那個好處 Cos you know what? Somebody else could get that spot.
- 對 比如學校的大人物 - Yeah, like totem pole.
- 大人物 - 嗯哼 - Totem pole. - Uh-huh.
- 對 謝謝提醒 - 嗯嗯 - Right. Thanks. - Uh-huh.
哈 Ha!
- 我做得怎麼樣 - 做得非常不錯 - How did I do? - Yeah, it's great kid.
很有精神 你可以做吉祥物了 A lot of spirit. Job's all yours.
太棒了 Yes.
95... 96... 97... 98..
99... 100...
在黃木林裏面分開了兩條岔路 Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
抱歉 我不能同時走兩條路 And sorry I could not travel both
作為一個旅行者我停佇了很久難以抉擇 And be one traveler, long I stood
梅根 你能說說你的想法嗎 Megan. Care to join us?
- 森林裏兩條路 - 對 - 2 paths in the wood. - Um-hum.
或許有埋伏 Probably an ambush.
我會等到日落他們睡著時開始行動 然後選擇一條路繼續前進 I'd wait until nightfall when they're asleep and vulnerable, then advanced inside a treeline.
或許 嗯 還會設下陷阱 以防他們原路折回 Maybe uh... rigged a trip wire, in case he tries to double back.
OK 很好 Okay. Well.
莉茲 如果我是你 今晚我會把門關得緊緊的 Liz. I'll be locking my door tonight if I were you.
答得好 怪咖 Sweet answer. Weirdo.
還有其他辦法嗎 And, anyone else?
不論其他什麼辦法 但我的就是類似連環殺人案之類的 Whatever that was. But my is this serial killer part of it.
回答得都非常棒 Brilliant, you guys.
啊 Aw!
你想幹什麼 What do you want?
- 誰派你來的 - 我投降 我 投降 - Who sent you? - I surrender, I surrender.
- 你是誰 -我是倫納德 斯特曼 - Who are you! - I'm Leonard Steinman.
我是林肯大學的大二學生 I'm a sophomore at Lincoln.
我想綁架吉祥人物 這是個傳統 I wanted to hold the mascot ransom. It's tradition.
- 棒極小孩竟然是高中傳統 - 對 - Kidnapping is a high school tradition. - Yeah.
高中校園傳統 High school tradition.
別打臉 別打臉 Not the face. Not the face.
幹得不錯 加拿大妞兒 Sweet move, Canada.
嘿 梅根 Hey. Megan.
嘿 Hey.
你還好吧 You alright?
你掉了你的吉祥物頭飾了 You lost your head out there.
我必須離開可 I got to go.
對不起 I'm sorry.
噢 上帝 Oh... god...
- 你來了 - 恩 - There he is. - Yup
- 校運會進行得咋樣 -很好 - How we're doing sport? - Good.
好的 那邊的女孩是誰 Alright. Who uh, who's the girl there?
哦 她是新來的轉校生 Oh uh.She's just a new student.
耶 Yeah.
但你覺得她挺漂亮 對吧 Alright. But you think she's cute right.
嗯 她真的很漂亮 Uh yeah. She's really cute.
你怎麼稱呼這類人 就像辣妹兒 還是其他什麼的 What do you call them? Like a hotie, it's... it's what it's a ...
辣妹兒 Hottie-biscotti.
不 No.
你就喜歡 她身材挺靚的 You just like, oh she's hot.
- 耶 不過她更像嬰兒 - 耶 - Yeah, yeah. She's like a babe. - Yeah.
或者你可以叫她碧池 就像 看 那個碧池 Or you said like a bitch. Like uh, look at this bitch.
不 我才不會 我不會像那樣說髒話 No. I wouldn't. I wouldn't say that, that's so rude.
耶 抱歉那樣叫了 Yeah. Sorry about that.
- 現在就開車回家好嗎 - 好的 - Can we just go home. - Yup.
但是你知道你老爹在這兒傾聽你的心聲 如果你想說什麼就說什麼吧 But you know your man is here to talk. If you want to talk about anything at all.
- OK 我知道 - OK - Okay, I know - Okay.
比如性愛或 Like sex or...
做愛 Intercourse.
- 爸 就開車吧 - 開車咯 - Just go dad. - Let's go.
拜託 83號 想啊 Come on 83. Think!
回到訓練狀態 專注於目標 Fall back on your training. Stick to the profile.
任務概述 MISSION PROFILE
這些資料全是錯的 This profile is all wrong.
OK 喔 喔 喔 怎麼回事 寶貝 Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa... What's going on honey?
網上所有資料都是錯誤的 All this Intel, it's wrong!
我的臉面都丟盡了 I can never show my face again.
全錯了 全部錯了 I've got it all wrong, all wrong with everything.
我現在就像快窒息的人一樣 但是 It's like I'm suffocating, but...
我都能度過假裝淹死那一關 Simulated drowning. That I can. That I can deal with.
而高中生活卻如此糟糕 Just. This stuff is so much worst.
我不想念高中了 給我機會我都不念了 I can't. I can't do it. I can't take another second of it.
糟透了 糟透了 It's just... It's...
這才是高中 真正的高中生活 It's high school. That's all it is.
OK 聽著 Okay, look.
過來 Come here.
你知道嗎 You know.
一些人茁壯成長 Some thrive.
成為人生中最美好的年華 而其他人 And it's the best years of their lives. Others...
其他人卻用四年的時光在虛無和自我欺騙中度過 Other's spent 4 years being mocked for wearing a thick black ribbon in their hair like Madonna.
就像 幸運之星 影片裏一樣 In that "Lucky star" video.
- 什麼 - 噢 自己百度吧 - What? - Oh, Google it.
但是我們能度過困難的 But we suffered through it.
並不是因為我們變得很強大 Not because we're being strong or...
或直面個人風格 而是因為我們能摒棄虛偽，嘗盡人生酸甜苦辣 Staying true to our personal style. But because taking that ribbon off.
展現我們隱藏在出生時最真實的一面 Would mean revealing to those bastards with tiny balls that we're hiding in the first place.
假設 Hypothetically.
想一想 你現在的感受是最為真實的 Look. What you're feeling is normal.
高中生活是一個相互矛盾的階段 High school is a conflicting time.
Okay.
我的大道理到此結束 Parental advice. Terminated.
來 給我一個擁抱吧 OK Bring it in. Give me a hug. Okay.
別弄了髮型 我護理了很多年了 Stop. I had it taken care of, years ago.
但願你很享受我們的特殊招待 I hope you've enjoyed our hospitality.
對啊 Alright.
你只需告訴我你武器供應商的名字 All you got to do is give me the name of your supplier.
不然 你會一直在這裏高雅地死去 I'll see to it, you rot here in dignity.
每週洗一次澡 Showers, once a week.
L字型的浴室佈景 "The L word" box set.
週日吃法國吐司 French toast on Sundays.
你對我可真好 That's really nice of you
我們皆知彼此言外之意 We both know everybody talks.
我們皆知 我可不是普通人 We also both know.That I'm not just anybody.
我不是會魔法嗎 Am I, 'Dumbledore'.?
如果你步入正途 If you play your cards right.
我們會歡迎你回來為好人效力 We might even let you come back and play for the good guys.
你們是好人 The good guys?
你們殺人呢 You destroy lives.
我們只殺該死的人 Only those that need to be destroyed.
人的性命不分好壞 I'm not talking about the targets.
頭兒 我有事情向您報告 Sir, I have something you need to...
但是 頭兒 But, sir.
她很漂亮 She's cute.
最後一次談話機會 Last chance to talk.
好吧 Fine.
別想逃出去 Don't go anywhere.
我乖乖待這兒的 I'll be right here.
你知道我喜歡我交易人的什麼地方嗎 You know what I like about the people I do business with.
他們自知自己是混蛋 而你們卻不知 They know they're assholes.
有好消息嗎 Something funny?
你們會後悔的 You'll regret this.
棒極 Yeah!
Yeah...Yeah!
女王 Regina!
- 發生了什麼事 - 又是惡作劇嗎 - What's going on? - Is that a joke?
從昨晚開始 就有8萬5千多瀏覽次數 85 thousands views, since just last night.
- 我引起的 - 像病毒一樣瘋傳 - I'm viral? - Like HPV.
甚至拉爾夫也是你粉絲 Even rayped Ralph is a fan.
看 這個傢夥被長喇叭命中要害 Dude, check this out. This guy's gonna be tromboned.
看 看 剛好命中小弟弟 噢 噢 呵呵 Just like...right in the dick... oh. Ho ho ho.
耶 我們給林肯大學看這視頻了 Yo. We showed those deebags from Lincoln
嘿 這就是為什麼他們不敢欺負我們牛頓高中了 Hey. This is why you don't mess with us Vikings!
Oh yeah!
梅根女王 梅根女王 Regina...! Regina...!
不管怎樣 她在林肯大學裏面很火了 Whatever. Cos she's gonna get really fat in college.
我不明白 I don't get it?
我在視頻裏面像發了瘋一樣狂扁了別人 I'm on camera acting bad shit psycho.
那才讓人直哆嗦呢 That's usually what gets people trembling.
不 不 不 我不能出現在互聯網上 No, no, no... I can't be on the internet.
糟了 真的糟了 莉茲 That's bad Liz. That's really bad.
你在這兒啊 There you are.
嗯 我們這周會出演 So uh. We're jamming this weekend.
你來看看吧 Why don't you stop by.
好 當然 Yeah. Sure.
- 聽起來不錯 - 不錯 - Sounds nickel. - Nickel.
- 太好了 回頭見 - 嗯 回頭見 - Awesome. Catch you then. - Catch you then.
很顯然 也有些好處 Obviously, not all bad.
聽著 Look.
或許你騙了這裏所有人 You may have all of these people fooled.
但是 你我皆知你是個高手特工 But you and I both know you're stretchier than a 2 am waffle house.
噢 天吶 Oh my god!
- 對不起 - 沒事 - I'm so sorry. - No.
- 你真不應該從背後偷偷靠近別人 - 對 對 對 - You really shouldn't sneak up on people. - No, no, no...
完全是我的不對 It's totally my mistake.
Okay.
你還好吧 You okay?
- 對不起 - 沒關係 - Sorry. - Welcome.
謝謝 這裏真的不錯 Thanks . This place is really cool.
這裏有些冰塊 Here's some ice.
非常感謝 Thank you so much.
你知道我不是 You know I'm not...
- 我還沒那麼脆弱 - 那就好 - I'm not as fragile as Mazzy take down would suggest - Alright.
耶 我完全沒有擋住你的攻擊 Yeah. You caught me off guard so.
- 通常情況下 我能完全防衛的 - 哦 不 我 - So I usually, I can defend myself. - Right. No, I...
- 我的確注意到了你的一些防衛 - 噢 謝謝 - I did notice that a number of offness, I did. - Oh thanks.
嗯 你因上次的視頻逐步邁向校園風雲人物了 那真得很酷哦 So. You on pace to be emotacon last video release. That's pretty cool.
- 對 你知道怎麼刪掉那視頻嗎 - 你認真的 - Yeah. How do you turn off the internet. - Really.
你知道嗎 很多網友巴不得引起大家關注呢 You know a lot of people would kill for that, that kind of attention.
哦 我並不知道 我只是 Yeah, I don't know. I just.
更喜歡低調一點 Prefer to stay below the radar.
好吧 所以你過去常常與世隔絕 練跆拳道還是什麼的 Okay, so maybe you used to cleave anymore Taekwondo smack down, is that it.
其實我以前練的是巴西戰術和日本自衛術的結合 That was actually more a mix of Capoeira and aikido
我剛剛打你的一拳才是跆拳道 Taekwondo was what I just did on you.
但面對高手時 我會使用 But when face with multiple opponents. It's...
- 怎麼了 - 你有點奇怪 - What? - You're weird.
- 噢 - 對 但是我很喜歡 因為聽起來很酷 - Oh. - Yeah. But I like it, it's cool.
你父母是軍隊的還是其他武術部隊的 Were you parents in the military or something?
噢 抱歉 呃 父母不是該談的話題 Oh, sorry. Uh, parents are bad topic.
我很小的時候父母就過世了 They both died when I was really young.
我是在寄養的家庭裏長大的 I was raised by a foster family
對不起 我不知道 我只是 有點瓜 Sorry, I had no idea. I just... stupid.
沒關係 你怎麼可能知道 No, It's fine. How would you have known
我並不知道 嗯 我很抱歉 I don't know. Well. I'm sorry.
以後注意就行了 不然你又會挨揍的 Just don't let it happen again. Or you might need more ice packs.
噢 耶 女高手 你知道嗎 我還想比一次呢 Oh yeah. Lara Croft. You know, I want a rematch.
- 你真想 - 對 舉起雙拳來 - Do you? - Yeah, put them up.
- 好的 - 看招 - Alright. - See.
這兒 打這兒 Here. Hit it.
- 真的嗎 我可不想傷到你 - 真的 打吧 OK 繼續 - Really. I don't want to hurt you. - Yeah, just hit it. Okay come on.
疼 疼 疼 真痛 我有點眼花繚亂了 Aw, aw, aw. That hurts. I'm daze.
- 我需要冰敷 - 羅德裏格 - I need the ice. - Rodrigo.
都準備好了嗎 Are we set up?
對 剛準備 Oh, yeah. I just.
等一會兒 Give me 1 second.
好的 Okay.
- 嘿 - 嗨 - Hey. - Hi
- 我很高興你能來 - 我也一樣 - I'm glad you can make it. - Me too.
你能幫我一個忙嗎 You think you can do me a favor.
我盡量吧 I can try.
好的 過來吧 Yeah. Come on.
我一直在寫新歌 但是 So I'm working on this new song. But.
我現在很有靈感 I'm just so inside of it now.
我能抒發真實的想法 如果你不介意的話 I could use an honest opinion if you don't mind.
不介意 No.
這相當困難 所以 我盡量溫和點 It's pretty rough so... I be gentle.
- 處理得非常好 - 什麼 - You're handling it pretty well. - What's that.
那女怪獸 The fame monster.
她可能是個人面獸心的人 She can be a beast.
嗯 It's um.
能和同樣理解壓力的人交流真好 It's nice talking to someone who understands the pressure.
- 謝謝 - 耶 - Thanks. - Yeah.
不 嗯 No, that's uh.
是我 同樣感到壓力的人 That's me. Pressure understander.
你知道那個守衛可能已經發現你了 You know that guard totally would have seen you.
不可能 我現在是隱身模式 No way. I was in stealth mode.
隱身模式 Stealth mode?
像這樣一個地方肯定有其他後門 A compound like this would have counter Intel at it's ears.
像運動感應器之類的東西 你不可能輕鬆躲避這種設備的 Motion sensors. Hyperspectral imaging. There's no way you can just tip top down the hall.
高手絕不會出現在你面前 好讓你攻擊的 A high value target is never going to be vulnerable to a face to face take now.
- 不會 - 嗯 聽著 你得設計 - His not? - No. Look, you got to...
一個讓敵人痛苦得心理戰爭 通常選擇和他們最親近的人 Engineer a pass of campaign of mental anguish basically alienating the target from those closest to him.
他會逐漸瘋掉 最後 忍不住自殺 He'll draw up paranoia and suspicion gall and eventually he'll just kill himself.
我不確定是不是有這個遊戲鍵 I'm not sure if there's a button for that.
好吧 Right um.
試試 用那邊點燈線把他勒死 Just, choke him out with that lamp cord there..
棒極了 Nickel.
謝謝寶貝 Thanks babe.
我想你該放手了 I should. I should probably get going.
噢 好的 Yeah. No doubt.
聽著 你走之前 我有個好消息告訴你 Hey listen. Before you bounce.
古同學跑遍了整個小鎮通知了各位 這週五我們將有一個派對 Gooch ran through out of town. So we're throwing down this Friday.
- 你會到那裏吧 - 真的嗎 - You got to be there. - Are you serious?
所有派對都沒有父母干涉 天吶 那天將是最好的一天 All parents away in your party. Oh my god this day couldn't get any better.
我認為 Pittsburgh I think
古同學的派對絕對很棒 Buts Gooch's parties are legendary.
你來嗎 You down?
對 我肯定來 Down. I'm down. Yeah.
贊 Nickel.
- 好極了 - 對 好極了 - Totem pole. - Totem pole.
你好啊 83號 Greetings 83.
- 晚上好 83號 - 你怎麼找到我的 - Good evening, 83. - How did you find me.
我總能通過任何線索找到你的 Same way I learned to tie bow ties and slice a pineapple.
視頻網上 YouTube.
然後 你現在在為誰效力呢 So. Who're you working for, huh?
東歐集團的Azevedo 還是 Langley Eastern Bloc, Azevedo or Langley.
我沒有為任何人效力 OK I'm not working for anybody, okay.
還說謊 skip the lies.
我剛讓佩德羅準備好刑具了 And just let Pedro here go ahead and do his thing.
就用在你身上 很爽的 You down with that. That be hot right.
頭兒 別用刑 Hardman please.
你知道嗎 You know what.
你先退下吧 Just stand down Pedro.
你知道接下來我會做什麼嗎 You know what I'm going to do?
我直接從你嘴裏得出真相 I'm going to go ahead and cut right through the truth.
吐真藥 Zyrov.
開玩笑吧 那沒有用的 Seriously?It doesn't even worked.
沒開玩笑 現在就來試試吐真藥會不會有效 Yeah, seriously. Now we're going to see if it works
你 為什麼 逃跑 Why... did... you... run... away...?
83號 83號 83... 83...
再問一次 One more time.
你為什麼逃跑 Why did you run away?
你剝奪了我的童年 You deprive me of my childhood.
我總不能舉起我的手來說 I couldn't just raise my hand and say:
頭兒 打擾一下 我真的不想做殺手 "Excuse me, sir. I don't think I really want to be an assassin.
我能離開組織嗎 Can I please be excuse from this secret mountain killing school."
別 別哭好嗎 看不慣女人掉淚 Please, please. Can we just stop the water works.
OK 直接說實話吧 Okay. Let's get to the bottom of this.
你在為誰效力呢 現在 Who are you working for?
沒為誰 真的 我沒給任何人效力 Nobody. I'm not working for anybody, I promise.
好吧 除了我在夏天為思特福做過幾星期的暑假工 Okay, I worked for Stavro for a few weeks over the summer just to make some extra cash.
我認為你不會在意這件事 I didn't think you would mind.
Aziz, Fortaz, Zerbaro 你什麼時候跑到Levignac去了 Aziz, Fortaz, Zerbaro When the hell were you in Levignac.
Stavro Pizzeria是世界上最大的義大利餐廳連鎖購物中心基地 Stavro Pizzeria. It's the world's largest mall base Italian restaurant chain.
- 他們做很美味的蒜香麵包 - 對 很美味的蒜香麵包 - They make these amazing garlic knots. - Amazing garlic knots.
我只想做個普通的女孩 I just want to be normal.
你是個殺手 殺手從不哭泣的 You're a Prescott. Prescott don't cry.
為什麼她會哭 Why is she crying?
她正努力找回她的本性嗎 Her struggle to find her own identity?
情感開始波動了 Emotion turbulence of a first crush.
也許她看言情小說看多了 Maybe she watched the notebook one too many times.
小女孩在青春期有個一個非常不穩定的階段 Adolescence is a very volatile time for a young woman.
- 看他多瞭解我 - 83號 - He so gets me. - 83!
你是個殘酷的特工 You are a rogue agent.
以後別再這樣了 This is got to end.
現在 等一下 Whoa, whoa, whoa... Okay,okay, okay. Hold on now.
你能不能把我當作 You just cant' take me.
在大街上走失的小女孩嗎 Missing girl in a small town would throw up all kinds of red flags.
四處尋找家人 Amber alert. Hello?
我得回去 至少 I need to go back and tie up loose ends. At least just...
我年邁的奶奶生病了 什麼的 Say my grandma got sick or something.
- 我贊同 - 好吧 - I like it. - Okay.
OK 但是現在必須了結這事 Okay. But it's got to be done now.
明白嗎 來自Regina州的 梅根 You understand. Megan, from Regina.
- 應該讀 - 我知道應該怎麼讀 - It's pronounced... - I know how it's pronounced.
來自加拿大的 梅根 Mega, from Canada.
必須得消失 Has got to disappear.
永遠消失 Forever.
明白嗎 You got it.
好 給她解開繩子 Alright, cut her loose.
嘿 Hey!
小忍龜 過來 洗洗睡覺吧 Ninja turtle. Come on. Wash up. Bed.
嗯 派克 你從哪兒拿到那玩意兒的 Um Parker. Where did you get that?
- 天啊 - 對不起啊 梅根 - Oh my god! - Sorry Megan.
快走 快走 Go, go, go.
嘿 你還好吧 Hey. Are you okay?
- 你還好吧 - 嗯 我很好啊 - Are you okay? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm good. I'm fine.
- OK - 那些人假裝送我回來的 - Okay. - Keys... Keys to tuck and roll.
沒聽清 他們是誰 I'm sorry. Tuck and what?
那些是秘密特務嗎 Were those secret agents?
- 對 他們是 - 好棒 - They were Parker. - Yes.
不過 我很好 我現在很好 But I'm fine. Now I'm okay.
我是說看看這些 艷陽高照 I mean look at this. The sun is out.
雲彩飄飄 The clouds are shinning.
你是派克 而你是莉茲 You are Parker and you are Liz.
- 我嚇到你了 - 對 我還被嚇到了呢 - You're scared of me. - Hell yes, I am.
不只是我 還有你 害怕面對這個世界 Not, not just me though. I mean you fear the world.
每天早上 你穿得很不屑一切的樣子 Every morning, you dress yourself in this cloak of sarcasm.
但是卸下那道偽裝後 But stripped fair of this defense.
你不得不和其他同齡人打交道 You be force to forge your connections with the near peer group.
暴露了你真實的自己 Allowing the people to see the true Liz.
做回真正的自己吧 Go back to fail, Elizabeth.
我會接納你的 I'll not reject you.
你在講笑話吧 You talk funny.
還有另一個小夥伴 Another fine observation.
你是個沒有父愛 容易受傷害的小男孩 You sensitive boy with no father figure.
天啊 OK Oh my god! Okay.
她可真懂你 She's so get to you.
閉上臭嘴 幫我扶她起來 Shut up and grab her ankles.
你沒事吧 You okay?
對 我只是感覺有點怪 Yeah. I just. I just.. just sort of felt weird.
像是被誰從車上丟下來一樣 Felt like I was toss from a moving car.
我理解那種感受 I know that feeling.
所以 你會參加古同學的派對吧 So uh. Are you going to Gooch's party.
我還不確定 I don't know. I mean,
其實我得徵求我爸的同意 it's just that my dads is not really big on parties so I 'll have to ask.
- 過度保護 - 過度警惕 有控制慾望之類的 - Over protective. - Hyper vigilant, domineering, intrusive any of those work.
我懂你的意思 I know what you mean.
我的養父母有時候也管得很嚴 My foster parents can be pretty controlling sometimes.
噢 他們經常不讓你出門嗎 Oh yeah. What, they ground you a lot?
更像是囚禁一樣 More like solitary confinement.
哇 加拿大父母可真差勁啊 Wow. CANRA really does suck.
我從沒機會做我自己想做的事 I was never really given the chance to figure out what I want.
事實上 我假裝死亡才逃出那裏 Practically I have to fake my own death just to get out of there.
哦 至少現在你過得挺好得 Well. I mean at least you stood up for yourself.
那真好 因為有時候我也想辦法逃跑 That's cool. Cos sometimes I wish I had a way out.
逃離這裏 你怎麼會想到離開這裏呢 A way out, of here? Why would you ever want to leave this place.
我想我只是追求一點新鮮感罷了 I guess it's just the time for something new.
說不定大學就有新鮮感 I guess that's what college is for.
但是我還不確定 But I don』t know.
你對未來有什麼打算嗎 I mean have you thought of what's next for you.
- 沒有 -還沒有 - No. - No?
事實上 No. Actually I have..
我太過於關注這兒的事了 根本沒打算未來會怎樣 ..been so focus on this term. I hadn't really thought about it.
你應該好好想想 Well you should.
你還有大半輩子的生活要過呢 You know you got a whole life ahead of you.
當我沒說 不過不管你怎麼打算 It doesn't matter. You know whatever you do.
我相信一定會很驚人的 I'm sure it'll be...impressive.
- 你真這樣認為 - 對啊 - You really think so? - Yeah.
我是說 I mean.
我還沒見過你做出什麼驚人的事 所以 I never seen you do something that wasn't impressive so...
嘿 夥伴們 Hey guys.
- 我組織了一個派對 - 好呀 - I sort of have a party. - Sweet.
你可以帶你朋友來 但是別胡搞 Bring your friends, but no buse.
你剛剛說的那一番話很貼心 謝謝你 That was a really nice thing to say. Thank you.
- 那麼 關於古同學的派對 - 噢 - Listen, so. Gooch's party. - Oh.
- 再說吧 - 別 現在就確定吧 - We can talk about it later. - No, no, no. I want to talk about it now.
我不去 你可以去 No. You should go.
真的 挺好的 Seriously, it's cool.
Okay.
你真的應該來的 You should really come to the party.
或許你能找到新鮮感 Could be you way out.
看情況吧 We'll see.
喂 媽 你不會真的讓她去吧 Wait, mom. You're not like letting her go to that, are you.
當然會 Sure. Hey, what's the big deal?
昨晚 她才在前門前暈倒了 For starters. She was passed out on the front yard last night.
或許 她只是喝多了 But. Maybe she had too much to drink.
這你不介意嗎 That's just really okay with you?
我知道來了一個新女兒 你對她有些嫉妒 I know having another girl in the house might be causing some jealousy issues.
以後不能再這樣了 But this needs to stop.
我只是覺得那個派對並不適合她 Okay. Well I don't think that this party would be a safe environment for her.
- 為什麼這麼說 - 因為 - Why is that? - Because...
古同學會去那兒 而且 古同學就是個混球 Gooch is going to be there. And Grooch is a pig.
在商務課上 他擬定了一個方案 開一個海盜主題餐館 In business class, he had this proposal to have a pirating restaurant
用餐後 你可以選擇搶劫女服務員 where after dinner you have the option to plunder your waitress.
好吧 如果真有那麼危險 那你應該和她一起去參加派對 Well, if you think it's going to be that dangerous. Then I think you need to go with her.
- 什麼 - 對 你們兩個就可以一起對付他了 - What! - Yeah. You 2 can walk the plank together.
- 你 你是在開玩笑嗎 - 你陪她一起去 - The... are you, is that a joke? - You're going.
天啊 Oh my god!
好好玩吧 Yeah, and try to have some fun.
一百次 就像卡爾頓說的 瘋子 Hundred. Like what Carlton says. Sick.
別惹我 夥計 Whoa, don't taze me bro.
派克 天啊 派克 Parker! Oh my god. Parker.
你從哪裏拿的這些東西的 Where do you get these things. Honey, Parker.
你看清來真漂亮 You look cute.
謝謝 你也一樣 Thanks. You too.
- 這太棒了 對吧 - 對 - Isn't this awesome? - Yeah.
就像美國健身俱樂部一樣 Like a Valis total fitness.
耶 自由 Yeah! Freedom!
衝啊 兄弟 給我喝一杯 Charge! Give me a drink bro!
好吧 看來我會把這個忘掉 Well. I don't even need to black that out so...
凱特 Kate!
我很好 I'm okay!
耶 我非常好 Yeah! I'm okay!
真的 我們在澳大利亞見過面 No, but uh true story. We meet while I was in Australia.
嚴格地說他是在加拿大長大的 He's practically grows to there you know.
所以 你和他是朋友嗎 我超愛他的電影 Wait. So, you're friends with him? Because I've love his movies.
我們還談不上是朋友 但是 Well, I wouldn't say we're friends. But you should...
你們可以看看他發我的大尺度圖片 ...see the snapshots he sends me.
噢 這是我聽過的最酷的事情 Oh. That is the coolest thing I've ever heard.
別激動 小老虎 Well. Easy... tiger.
- 別弄亂了我的髮型了 - 你怎麼出現在這兒 84號 - Can't mess up my hair. - Why are you even here 84?
為什麼你假裝認識Hemsworth兄弟(雷神扮演者) And why are pretending to know Hemsworth.
我可沒假裝 I'm not pretending.
你知道他們哪個 Which one you now?
跟你有關係嗎 Does it matter?
- 有什麼關係 - 你冷靜點 - Does it matter? - Chill out.
我只是來調查某件事的 梅根 Just keeping an eye on things. Megan.
- 所以是哈曼德派你來監視我的 - 以防萬一 - So Hardman sent you to watch over me! - Insurance policy.
沒法帶你回去的話 If we can't get you out.
- 我們會採取強制措施 - 通過破壞我的社交生活嗎 - We'll force you out. - By ruining my social life.
不過看起來你並沒多少社交生活 Though it doesn't seem like you have much in one.
噢 Oh, oh, oh...
你噴了Ke$ha代言的香水 Are you wearing Ke$ha?
你鼻子可真靈啊 Your scent is the absolute truth.
噢 還有 Oh and...
這是海瑟的香水 It's Heather now.
噢 Ow!
回來 你要去哪兒 Come back here! Where're you going?
剛剛發生了什麼事 What the fuck was that?
- 歡迎回來 - 噢 抱歉 - Welcome home. - Oh no, I'm...I'm sorry.
- 我很好 - 噢 - I'm decent. - Oh.
- 別擔心 - 不 沒關係 我覺得我應該 - Don't worry about it. - No. That's fine. I think I'll probably be...
別走 伊麗莎白 和我一起聊聊天吧 Stay with me Elizabeth Larson, and talk.
請留下 陪我一起聊天 好嗎 Stay and talk with me, please.
你知道我名字 You know my name?
對啊 為什麼不能知道你名字 Yeah. Why wouldn't I know your name.
你想知道我名字嗎 You wanna know my name?
我只知道 根據年鑒書所說 I know that according to the year book.
你只喜歡大金剛和驢子蟠 這就足夠了 You're interest are "Donkey Kong" and "Donkey Punches". So that's enough for me.
我的名字叫伯納德 但是我有龍舌酒 My name is Bernard. But Bernard has Tequila!
- 在這個漂亮酒瓶裏 - 回你家去吧 - In this awesome flask. - Go back to Vale.
我的龍舌酒可不是普通的龍舌酒哦 Bernard's Tequila in this flask Tequila.
- 過來喝一點 -好吧 - So come drink. - Okay, yeah.
- 噢 你還好吧 - 嗯 - Oh yes. Are you okay. - Okay.
你聽說返校節舞會了嗎 So. You heard about homecoming?
我一直注意那個男生 I have my eye on this one guy.
我在想他是不是在這兒 I wonder if he's here?
噢 他在那兒 Oh, yeah. There he is.
- 你想都別想 - 噢 怎麼了 - Don't even think about it. - Oh, what?
你擔心有人更喜歡我而不喜歡你嗎 That somebody might like me more than you.
我警告你 I'm warning you.
- 他是我的菜 - 那我們走著瞧 - He's mine. - We'll see.
- 嘿 -嘿 - Hey. - Hey.
你倆想一起來玩啤酒遊戲嗎 So you ladies want to put some beer to your palm.
- 對 - 嘿 我叫卡什 - Yes. - Hey, I'm Cash.
我叫海瑟 Heather.
來吧 Come on.
嘿 你玩真的嗎 Hey, you serious?
對 Yes.
這是因為我和我老爸之前的問題 It's because me and my old man.
他就是沒感情的機器 有時候我甚至無法理解他 He's just this mindless machine that I can't even relate to anymore.
你必須拿第一 我們家族不出廢物 You got to be number one. I wouldn't tolerate any losers in this family.
只許成功 不需失敗 Your intensity is for shit. Win, win, win.
真是操蛋 You son of a bitch.
有時候 Sometimes.
有時候我希望我不是他兒子 然後他什麼都不會管我了 Sometimes I wish my name would just give. and he would forget all about me.
抱歉 之前我一直不知道 I'm so sorry. I had no idea.
你可演得真好 You were such a great actor!
想起來了 那是《早餐俱樂部》的橋段吧 Oh god. That was the "Breakfast Club" dialogue.
- 對啊 - 噢 這我喜歡 - Yeah. - Oh. I love... I love it.
人們通常覺得我這種長相的人不會表演 People don't usually believe I can act just because the way I look.
當然我知道 我雖然沒那麼好 但是我有天賦 Sure. I'm no Vera Farmiga but I believe I've talent.
嗯 很有天賦 Tremendo talent.
- 真的嗎 謝謝 - 真的 - Really. Thank you. - Yeah.
有人敲門 Knock knock.
- 噢 - 噢 看 是羅傑 - Oh. - Oh. Look, it's Roger.
- 羅傑兔寶寶 - 怎麼了 - Roger rabbit. - What up.
過來玩吧 寶貝 Hoo ka ka hoo. Come babe, nice.
不了 我看你們玩得挺開心的 No, it's okay. That looks like fun in there though.
你們有沒有看見梅根 You guys have not seen Megan anywhere, have you?
誰想知道 Who wants to know?
我想 I do.
- 他看起來是認真的 - 是麼 - He has a trustworthy face. - Trustworthy?
有點 帶著傻笑 A little bit. With that smirk.
她在樓下 噓 She's downstairs. Shh...
但是別說是我說的 But. You did not hear that from me.
因為 我從來就沒 來過這兒 Because I... was never... here
那你們玩得開心了 謝謝你了 You guys have fun. Thank you.
- 很吵 不過很有意思 - 嘿 梅根 - Noise. Really, it's so much fun. - Hey, Megan.
你知道 你知道伯納德在哪兒嗎 Do you know where. Do you know where Bernad is?
噢 Oh...
這房子可 正大啊 This store is like... huge...
誰是伯納德 Who's Bernard?
他是 He's...
如果你知道 如果他打電話找我的的話 Just if you know, when he's. When he calls me back.
告訴他 我會在 Could you just tell him that I'm gonna be.
我會在這個桌布下等他 I just gonna be under this under table cloth.
出租車來了 誰想要華夫餅 Cabs here. Whose up for waffles.
噢 太棒了 我們一起去吧 Oh my god. Let's do it.
嘿 梅根 你來嗎 Hey, Megan. You in?
不 我得把她帶回家睡覺 I should really get her to bed.
我看她在那裏睡得挺香的啊 I think she's already found one.
來吧 我們一起去吃點東西 Come on, let's grab a bite.
卡什 你想出去逛逛還是來一發 Come on, Cash. You want to hang out or bang out?
嘿 莉茲 Hey, Liz.
先坐起來 Like, sit up for a second.
好了 我出去吃點華夫餅 Okay, I want to go out for waffles.
一會兒就回來 還給你帶點回來 I'll be right back. I'll bring you waffles.
- OK - 嘿 - Okay. - Hey.
周圍有人給你提及返校節舞會了嗎 Has anyone around here told you about homecoming?
沒有 No.
走吧 Come on.
噢 走吧 Oh, yeah. Okay.
真是太不像話了 早上我甚至連咖啡都還沒喝 This is ridiculous. I haven't even had coffee this morning.
醒來 卻要給你的臉擦掉 I wake up and what do I come down to.
小弟弟塗鴉 Dick's in my face.
你怎麼認為 睡在陌生人家裏就很安全了 What in that head of yours thought it was okay to sleep at a stranger's house.
- 你叫我們好好玩的 - 這叫玩嗎 - You told me to go have fun. - Fun.
讓你玩 可沒叫你早上6點鐘跌跌撞撞地回家啊 還被畫花了臉 Fun, but you stumbled in here at 6 am with male genitalia drawn on your face.
- 我昨晚已確認過她的安全了 - 真的嗎 - I made sure she was safe. - Excuse me.
我給了她枕頭 She. She had a pillow.
但是你應該先送她回家 But what she should have had, was a ride home.
你不該把她留著在沙發上 You don't leave a friend end up in couch
而跑去跟某個二貨樂隊男生一起吃早飯 because you want to go have breakfast with some silly little boy band.
家人之間應該相互照顧 We look out for each other in this family.
知道了嗎 Got it.
知道了 媽媽 Yes ma'am.
- 噢 - 那幫龜孫子 - Oh. - Assholes.
他們竟然用馬克筆 They use a sharpie.
你就帶著張臉去做禮拜吧 You're going to go to church with that on your face.
你乾脆直接跟牧師說 Why don't you walk right up to the pastor and say.
- 嘿 我臉上有個小弟弟 - 我會的 - Hey, I got a penis on my face. - I will.
噢 你竟然會 很好 走 去給你奶奶看看 Oh you will. Okay great. Let's go show your grandma.
快上來 同學 Step right up. Gum drop.
開門啊 Hey, open the door.
今天天氣真好啊 It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
- 後三排有口香糖黏著 - 我們還在車面呢 - Yeah there is some gum 3 rows back. - (We're out here.)
- 你想去坐嗎 -（開門啊司機） - Do you think you can get on that. - (Hello...)
哇 你還學會諷刺了啊 Woo... Teenage sarcasm.
你有過青春痘和厭食癥嗎 Have you tried acne and eating disorders too
你刮過鬍子嗎 Have you tried shaving.
大鬍子總統 馬丁範布倫會打電話找你要回他的鬍子的 Martin Van Buren called, he wants those sideburns back.
馬丁範布倫在1882年就死 那時候是後還沒電話 Martin Van B died in 1822. 14 years before...
因為14年後才發明電話呢 the invention of the telephone.
你現在知道我為什麼更喜歡家庭教育了吧 Now you see why I prefer home school.
請坐 Sit.
(司機, 為什麼只讓她上車) (Hello.) (Why is he letting her in.)
- 我要帶你回組織 - 什麼 - I'm pulling you out. - What.
不 我們不是說好了嗎 No. We had a deal.
計劃改變了 看看螢幕吧 Deal's off. Look at your screen.
諾克斯逃跑了 而且留下了一個非常友善的威脅 Knox escaped. And she left a really nice death threat.
她怎麼逃掉了 How was that possible.
有人幫她逃跑了 我會找其他幫手一起出動 She had help. I'll ask some good people.
我不想失去你 所以我想把你帶到安全的地方 Don't want to lose you, so I'm trying to get you somewhere safe.
- 我在這兒很安全 謝謝 - 你剛登陸了Facebook - I'm safe here. Thank you. - You just logged on to Facebook.
- 用的是假名 - 我要帶你回去 - Under an alias. - I'm taking you back.
我現在過著正常的生活 我不想回組織 I have an actual life now, okay. I'm not going back to Prescott.
如果諾克斯發現你在這兒 And when Knox find out where you are.
她會抓你的家人和朋友來威脅你 She will use your actual life to destroy you.
不能有任何情感 還記到嗎 83號 No attachments. Remember, 83.
我不能再過以前的生活了 I can't live like that again.
(司機 我們還在外面呢 開門啊 我們快遲到了) (Hey, we'll out here. We're going to be late, come on.)
如果你想待這兒 If you want to go alone.
你就得保證始終一個人生活 You'll have to go 100%.
不牽連其他人 Alone.
我就不會再回你 I won't be back.
可是 莉茲好不容易待我如朋友一般了 It's just. Liz is finally acting like a human towards me.
而且 我確定羅傑是我生命中的第一個摯友 And I'm pretty sure Roger is my first real friend.
還有 我剛被全校最帥的男生 And I got just asked out.
約去參加返校節舞會了 By the hottest guy, to homecoming.
我還沒參加過那種舞會呢 好嗎 I've never been to a homecoming, okay. This is...
我不回去 我要留下 I'm not going. I'm staying.
讓我下車 Let me off.
記住 83號 Remember, 83.
我可不是營救隊的 I'm not in the rescue business.
- 謝謝 - 終於 - Thank you. - Finally
如果諾克斯來了 If Knox comes.
她最好帶著武器 She better bring fire. She better bring thunder.
和她的幫手 And she better bring help.
告訴她 請在晚上10點半之前來 那之後我不能出門了 Just tell her to bring it before 10.30. I've got a curfew.
為什麼你這麼生氣啊 I don't know why you are so made alright.
- 我可沒逼你喝酒的 - 我的臉被畫上了小弟弟的塗鴉 - I didn't pour Tequila down you throat. - I got Pablo Picasso on my face.
怎麼 這可是高中最最最丟臉的事 Yah. It's like the pinnacle of high school humiliation.
你洗掉了啊 It washed off.
- 還有點痕跡 - 什麼 - Sort of. - What!
我的天啊 Oh my god!
重點是我被照下來傳到網上去了 And the photos. Instagram likes owns them now.
我們這會兒能不能想點好事呢 Can we just focus on the positive for a minute.
卡什邀請我一起去舞會了 Cash asked me to homecoming.
我不去的話 他就邀請海瑟去 If I hadn't gone with him, he would have ask Heather.
那就玩完了 That would have been game over.
天啊 Jesus. Ring wall!
你整天幻想各種浪漫的事累不累啊 Do you never tire of "Design Mimi jean" movie fantasy.
我就不明白為什麼你會如此鍾情於那傢夥 I don't even understand why you're so obsessed with this guy.
好吧 我是說 他挺帥 又是樂隊主唱 I mean, okay. His cute and he's in a band.
對 Yeah.
不過他看起來就像個彎的 He also looks like the ass baby of Cris Angel and Russell Brand.
喂 Hello.
你在聽我說話嗎 Are you listening to me?
你在看什麼 What are you staring at?
趴下 Get down!
- 和我換位置 - 天吶 發生了什麼事 - Switch seats with me. - Oh my god. What's happening?
有人想謀殺我 Somebody wants me dead.
- 有車在追我們 莉茲 - 好吧 但為什麼 - We're in a car chase, Liz. - Okay, why?
我不是加拿大的 I'm not from Canada.
我是從類似訓練殺手的軍方組織裏逃出來的 I'm a fugitive from a quasi government to military facility that trains child assassins.
我通過假死逃出來 然後偽裝成一個外國交換生 I faked my own death to run away. And pretend to be an exchange student.
- 我不知道怎麼跟你解釋了 - 讓我出去 - I didn't know how to tell you. - I got to get out of here.
別 別下去 No, don't do that!
- 你怎麼作死啊 - 我不知道 - Why would you do that. - I don't know.
你得好好控制呼吸 I need you to get your breathing under control
以免你 Before you...
感覺好點了嗎 You feel better now. Don't you?
圍欄 Fence!
發生了什麼事 What happened?
- 你做什麼 - 別動 - What are you doing? - Don't move.
- 你瘋了嗎 - 別動 - Are you crazy! - Don't move.
我的天 My god...!
莉茲 停下 Liz, stop!
就待這兒 Stay here.
是84號的香水 Ke$ha.
特工83號 Agent 83.
我以為我們之前沒關繫了 I thought we were done with each other.
她是個兩面派 哈德曼 She's a god damn double agent, Hardman.
你怎麼有點沮喪 Why you sound so upset?
你的手下差點殺了我 Your protection tried to kill me.
哪個手下 And what protection would that be?
- 84號 - 84號特工 你看見她了 - 84. - Agent 84. You've seen her?
對 我看見了 Yes, I've seen her.
你派她監視我 她還想勾引我的男朋友 You assigned her to shadow me. She tried to steal my boyfriend.
哇 哇 哇 Whoa, whoa, whoa...
沿著主電線 繞回到開關盒 Follow the lead wire back to the switching box.
啊 啊 啊 是紅色的那個 Aw, aw, aw. The red one.
(請別炸掉我) (Please don't blow me up.)
我沒派84號啊 I did not send 84.
事實上 我以為她犧牲了 As a matter of fact, I thought she was dead.
- 在諾克斯逃跑反擊過程中犧牲了 - 什麼 - Killed in action. During the Knox escape. - What?
噢 天吶 Oh god.
這真是些什麼亂七八糟的事兒 This is a hell of a state of affairs.
聽著 把我的裝備送了 我會解決她 Look. Just send me my gear. I can take her out.
噢 不 不 83號 我已經警告過你了 Oh no, no, no. 83, I've warned you about this.
你只能靠你自己了 You're on your own.
- 我的掛了 - 我有足夠的 - Got to go. - I have enough...
對不起 Sorry.
哦 這就是防彈服的作用 And... That's why we wear the suits.
羅傑 Roger?
你怎麼在這兒 I didn't know you were here?
哦 我聽說你們出車禍了 Yeah. I heard about the accident.
很感謝你能來 現在我很需要一個朋友在我身邊 Thanks so much for coming. I really needed a friend right now.
哦 Right.
我想卡什很快會來了 I'm sure Cash is on his way.
很高興你沒有受傷 Anyway. I'm really glad you're not hurt.
回頭見 OK I'll see you around. Okay.
所以 你是個殺手咯 So. Trained assassin, huh.
上帝 你怎麼沒有生氣或揍我一頓 My god. You didn't get pissed and bumped me off.
為什麼來我家 Why did you come?
我看了你們的全家福 I saw the family photo.
你們看起來很幸福 我也想成為其中一員 You guys look really happy. And I wanted to be part of that.
但是我也不想事情變成這樣 莉茲 對不起 But I never wanted this Liz.I'm really sorry.
沒關係 噓 噓 No. Shh, shh, shh.
一切都很好 Everything is fine.
我也沒事 I'm fine.
或許 大多只是擦傷而已 Maybe, really I think it's mostly just...bruising.
那就好 Good.
哈德曼說的沒錯 我太愚蠢了沒有聽他的 Hardman, I'm sorry. I was just too stupid to listen.
我要走了 I got to go.
可別離開我們 Don't leave us.
這是保證你們安全的唯一辦法 'Cos it's the only way to keep you guys safe.
胡說 Bullshit!
聽著 Look.
事情不會總是你所想像那樣發展的 I'm sorry. That this is not working out the way you always imagine.
但是生活總是坎坷的 But life... is messy.
每個人的生活都是如此 And it doesn't give a free pass to anyone.
無論你說多少不同的語言 No matter how many different languages you speak.
或 是否能用呼啦圈殺人 Or whether or not you can kill someone with a hula hoop.
離開我們 Abandoning people.
並不是在幫助我們 Is not... how you help them.
離別帶來的是傷痛 Leaving is what hurts.
相信我 Trust me.
有一群心狠手辣的人正在抓我 莉茲 There are vicious, self absorbed, sociopaths out to get me right now, Liz.
想想 I mean.
你不也在高中存活了下來 不是嗎 You survived high school, right?
這些人又能有多壞呢 How bad can these guys be?
嘿 Hey!
你要去哪兒 Where're you going?
我哪都不去 I'm not going anywhere.
謝謝你送的畫 派克 Thanks for my picture. Parker.
把我的眼鏡放回去 Now put back my goggles.
- 哇 - 啊 - Whoa... - Whoa!
哦 Okay.
我會給你倆一點時間 I'll let you guys have a minute.
- 嘿 你想檢查 - 對 謝謝 - Hey. You wanna check your.. - Yeah. Thanks.
- 晚點打我電話 - 好的 - Call me later. - Cool.
- 噢 小鮮肉 - 耶 - Oh. Fresh meat. - Yeah!
耶 Yeah.
閉嘴 Shut up.
你不能評價我 You cannot judge me.
不做評論 Not judging.
按照我的指示 我們都能安全到家 Follow the mission profile and we all come home safely.
我們有自己的優勢 就等著諾克斯來找我們 We have the home field advantage. So we let Knox come to us.
舞會節馬上就快到了 我們都得做些保護措施 It is homecoming. Now every girl should use protection.
好的 開始吧 Okay. Let's do this.
太好了 快把這個拿走 Awesome, please take this away from me.
我真是要吐到你身上了 I'm gonna throw up all over you.
請便 Please...
殺人是什麼感覺 What's it like to kill someone?
抱歉 說啥呢 Excuse me?
我怎麼樣 I just mean, do you even...
會後悔傷心嗎 當你一槍打爆別人的頭 Feel remorse when you're, like, shooting someone in the face?
他們告訴我們 They used to tell us
要別想太多 that we had to detach,
但我總做不到 but... I never could.
那麼 會讓你晚上作噩夢嗎 So, wait, then are you, like, haunted at night
因為你曾看到那些景象 by the visions of the souls that you've taken?
不 不 沒 不 No, no, not... no.
沒有吧 Not quite.
要知道 我 See, I've...
以前從沒有做個這個 Never actually done it before.
什麼 What?
等一下 你告訴我你是超有經驗小姐啊 Wait, you told me you were, like, Miss experienced.
我從沒這樣說過 I never said that.
我清清楚楚記得你這樣說過 I distinctly remember you saying that.
我知道這都啥道理 行嗎 I know how it works, okay?
我可能這樣說過 I may have said that.
我看多那些錄像 I've seen videos,
殺人的不同方法 different ways that it's done.
我只是不曾自己親手做過 I've just never done it myself.
真的 從沒有? Like, never?
有一次我差不多成功了 I came really close once
在倫敦差不多捉到那人 and grazed this guy in London.
這算麼 Does that count?
算啊 That counts.
Mm...
我想要全套做到才算吧 I think it has to go all the way in.
好吧 Okay, wow.
要是你硬要在雞蛋裏挑骨頭 If we're gonna nitpick here,
那就沒有咯 then technically no.
但我做過很多其他的東西 I've done lots of other stuff, though.
好吧 Okay.
我有 I have.
我信你 I believe you.
這沒你想得容易 好嗎 It's not as easy as you think, okay?
整理好心緒準備好是要花時間的 It can take a few times for things to line up.
我不知道你在笑什麼 I don't know why you're laughing.
不 我會 我會做的 No, I would... I would do it.
如果要 我會做的 If I had to, I would do it.
只是 I just...
只是覺得第一次是特殊的 I just think the first time should be special.
對吧 Right?
是吧 Yeah, well...
那麼我們有一點共同點了 We agree on one thing, then.
你們在聊什麼 What are we talking about?
你要 Uh... would you...
爆米花嗎 Popcorn?
你想吃點爆米花嗎 Would you like some popcorn?
我覺得你肯定想吃點爆米花 難道你不想吃點爆米花 I bet you'd like some popcorn. Wouldn't you like some popcorn?
- 嗨 - 好了嗎 - Hi. - Ready.
對 我看起來好看吧 Yeah. Am.. Am I good?
- 很好看 - OK - Better than good. - Okay.
稍等一下 One second, glowing.
- 閉上眼 - 好的 - Close. - Okay.
這兒 There.
畫一點點眼線 帶點神秘感 Just a little bit of smoke around the eyes. As do Mystique.
我怎麼樣 And me?
高跟鞋感覺如何 Any positive about the heels?
還挺合適的 Hey, I got this. I got this.
噢 他們來了 Oh my god. They're here.
去見他把 Go get him.
和你一起去 走吧 Not without you. Let's go.
3, 2, 1.
Yes.
你女伴是莉茲吧 So. Liz Larson, huh.
對 你知道的 Yeah. You know.
怎麼說呢 我喜歡和她待在一起 What can I say. I like who I am around her.
- 好樣的 古同學 - 噢 我的名字叫伯納德 - Good for you Gooch. - Oh, it's Bernard now.
請叫我伯納德 It's Bernard.
Hello.
- 看看你們 都打扮好了 - 是啊 - Look at you. All dressed. - Yeah.
- 很帥啊 我喜歡 - 謝謝 - This is nice. I like this. - Thank you.
給 Here we go, girls.
哦 很不錯 Okay, great.
- 謝謝 - 哇哦 - Thank you. - Wow.
- 你們真的很漂亮 - 謝謝 - You girls look beautiful. - Thank you.
噢 等等 等等 Oh, wait, wait, wait...
- 我來照張相吧 - 好的 - Let's take a picture. - Okay.
1, 2.
茄子 Cheese.
多留些美好回憶 Make memories.
- 別造出寶寶了 - 多謝提醒 - Not babies. - Thank you.
你倆小子記住 如果欺負她們 Remember boys. Whatever you do to them.
老娘會加倍奉還 I'm going to do to you.
不是開玩笑的 Not kidding.
太棒了 這是我第一次參加舞會 Oh my god. My first homecoming.
- 時刻警惕任何事情 - 明白 - Just be ready for anything. - Gotcha.
卡什在哪 看見卡什了嗎 Where's Cash? Seen Cash?
蝴蝶結不錯 保持點神秘感 安波 Good tie. A little mystery, Amber.
我超愛這首歌 I love this song.
- 一起去跳舞吧 - 好的 - You wanna go dance? - Yes.
我們也去跳舞吧 Should we go join them?
我們樂隊是下個表演 或許晚點吧 Emotacon is on next. Maybe after.
行 好的 Sure. Okay.
乳酪怎樣 How's the cheese?
不錯 Not bad.
事實上是挺好的高達乳酪 It's uh.. It's actually pretty gouda.
- 你是指高大上嗎 - 不 是高達 - You mean good. - No. gouda.
文字遊戲 It's a joke.
高達乳酪 好吃 Cheese. Gouda. It's good.
哦 哦 我懂了 Right, right. I get it, yeah.
- 文字遊戲 - 不是 - Pig Latin. - No.
卡什 我期待今晚已經很久了 Cash. I've dreamt about a night like this.
我和你在一起很開心 For a really time. And I have had so much fun.
你是樂隊的主唱 You're the front man of an amazing band.
- 你是牛頓高中的男神 - 等等 - You're the king of this high school. - Wait a minute.
你要和我分手嗎 Are you dumping me?
不 不是的 No, no, no...
寶貝 You know what, babe.
不管是不是 我們待會再談 好嗎 Whatever it is, let's talk about it later.
等會 Later?
我今晚還有表演 It's just that I got a big show tonight. You know.
- 我得讓我得嗓子休息下 - 好的 - I got to... tune my voice, rest it. - Right.
對 當然 Alright. Of course.
先失陪下 Excuse me.
女人 Women.
誰需要她們呢 Who need them.
就想說下 我還欠你一個道歉 Just you to know. And I owe you a huge apology
梅根 別說了 Megan just stop.
我知道你在生氣 我們能不能 You're pissed, I get it. Can we just...
聽著 我沒有生氣 好嗎 Look. I'm not pissed, alright.
你和大明星約會 沒關係的 You wanna go date the rock star. That's fine.
隨便你和其他受歡迎的人一起玩兒 You wanna go hang with a cool crowd, whatever.
- 我只是讓你知道 - 我並不知道 - But I just want you to know that. - I don't.
等我說完 我一直在想說什麼 我想全部說出來 Hold on. I was practicing it in my head. And I want to get it all out.
我只是好奇 你聽明白了嗎 I'm just curious. You know what?
我並不想和那個歌手約會 I don't want to date the rock star.
我才發現 他根本沒把我當回事兒 Alright, it turns out. They don't get puns.
完全沒有 Like, at all!
我一直在想 誰對我最好 I thought about what was best for me.
是你 It's you.
我嗎 It's me?
你真的覺得 我會不知道自己內心的真實感受嗎 You really thought I let all this inner buffness get away from it.
說這些可能有點晚了 Look. Maybe I'm too late.
但是我仔細考慮了一下 在這種舞會上 和自己真正喜歡的男生一起跳舞 But according to my exhaustive research. It is very important I dance with the guy.
對我來說 很重要 That I really really like, at homecoming.
能和我跳支舞嗎 Can I have this dance.
嘿 你不行 Hell no, you can't.
- 別勾搭我的舞伴了 - 什麼 - Quit getting hands, you with my date. - What?
她吃你豆腐了嗎 Did she try to touch you?
你怎麼認識她的 How you even know her?
噢 伯納德 Oh. Bernard.
- 等下 -好的 - One second. - Yeah, sure.
- 你們在約會 - 沒錯 所以拿開你的髒手 - Your date! - Yeah. So, paws off!
嘿 打擾一下 Hey. Just one second.
你在幹什麼 別和她計較 What are you doing? Don't taunt her.
- 給你一個新任務 - 真的嗎 - Got a new mission. - Really.
是什麼任務 What is it?
讓那個小婊砸的手從我的男人身上拿開 For that duchebaguette to take her hands off my man.
好的 可怕的梅根 Okay. Prune Megan.
Okay.
Guys.
她們是為爭羅傑兒打起來了嗎 Were they fighting over Roger?
當我得知你在任務中犧牲了 那這是我最傷心的一天 When I heard you died in the field. It was the worst day of my life.
我非常想親手殺了你 So wanted to kill you, myself!
朋友 發生什麼事了 Dude, what is happening?
噢 天啊 這是黏糊糊的吧 Oh god. Is that glutinous?
液體不是黏糊糊的 Glutinous aren't liquid, so.
大豆醬是液體 它本來就黏糊糊的 好嗎 Soya sauce is a liquid. And it has gluten in it. Hello.
你覺得果汁裏會放大豆醬嗎 You think there is soya sauce in the fruit punch.
天吶 你小時候被父母餵了多少注水牛肉 God! How much hormone injected beef did your parents feed you when you were a baby.
- 閉嘴 辛蒂 - 你閉嘴 唐娜 - Shut up Cindy. - You shut up, Donna.
呵呵 你個低能兒 Ho ho. Totem pole.
怪胎 你這次打扮得不錯 The fraky karess, that means you say well done
我還頭一次見你穿得不像個怪胎 For once, you don't look like a tranny mess.
謝謝 我很喜歡你的裙子 Thanks I really like your dress.
展示你完美的長大腿 就像個雞一樣 Perfect length to show off those cottage cheese thighs
你是羨慕老娘的身材吧 碧池 You wished you had this bod. P90X. Bitch.
是羨慕你的大屁股 碧池 P90 extra large. Bitch.
我知道你在這兒 I know you're in here.
梅根 Megan.
我知道結果會怎樣 We always knew it would end up like this.
我有把刀 Me with the knife.
插在你身體裏 You with it, in you.
哈德曼 對我們的期望最大 Hardman expected so much of us.
但是 諾克斯讓我有一個更好的選擇 But Knox opened my eyes to a better deal.
她去幹掉你珍視的家人 She takes care of your precious new family
而我來殺掉你 And I kill you.
而且 我會和卡什約炮 還有 羅傑 Plus, I got to make out with Cash... and Roger.
什麼 What?
很不錯吧 碧池 Hot... dog... Bitch!
嘿 Hey!
- 你沒事吧 -對 沒事 - You good?- Yeah, you?
噢 真的很好 Oh, I'm really good.
刺人真他媽爽快 Stabbing peoples' is fun.
還有其他人要對付嗎 Are there going to be more people for me to stab?
走 把刀放下 我們得趕快回家 Come on. Put the corn dog down. We got to get home.
好的 Okay.
對 這兒沒人了 Yeah, we're all clear out here.
那些小婊砸到底在哪兒 媽蛋 Where the hell is that girl? God damn it.
嘿 Hey!
你們真的該好好訓練下那看門狗 You guys really need to do something about that perimeter security.
梅根 Megan?
歡迎回來 83好 看來你今晚要倒大黴了 Welcome home, 83. Looks like someone didn't get lucky tonight.
諾克斯 為什麼你會來這兒 Why did you come back, Knox?
嗯 Wow.
一大堆理由 不過 Whole list of reasons but...
我們還是歸結為一個理由吧 復仇 Why don't we just settled on revenge.
你可以叫我維多利亞 You know you can call me Victoria.
不如來個更親近點兒的稱呼吧 Hell. Why don't we get really familiar.
你可以叫我 Why don't you call me.
特工1號 Number 1.
畢竟 哈德曼以前就是這麼叫我的 After all. That is what Hardman used to call me.
- 你組織出身的 - 親愛的 我可是第一批組織哦 - You're a Prescott? - The original Prescott, sweetheart.
我們有很多共同之處 不過 We have a lot in common. Although...
不同的是 我聽力哈德曼的警告 I listened to Hardman when he warned me about
不能有情感 Attachments.
莉茲 Liz!
我發現這女孩躲在外面 I Found this little rat scurrying outside..
你不希望他們受到傷害 對吧 You don't want to hurt your attachments. Do you?
- 放下槍 - 趕緊放下 - Drop it. Now. - Now!
放了他們 和他們沒有關係 Let them go, alright. They're not involved.
當然有關係 Of course they are.
其實你根本不必這樣 This doesn't have to end this way.
我們的確有很多共同之處 You and I actually do have a lot in common.
噢 但我卻不是個瘋子 賤貨 Oh, except I'm not a psycho bitch.
談談吧 Give it sometime.
你怎麼說 83號 What do you say, 83.
組織最厲害的第一人 我可沒這樣想 First Prescott huh. Never would have guessed.
什麼意思 Excuse me?
看起來組織那個時候的要求很低啊 Prescott probably just had lower standards then, yah.
盡收一些敗類 Taking whatever losers they can get.
哇哦 哇哦 Who, whoa, whoa...
你可真會諷刺 This girl got a mouth on her.
小婊砸 你想打架就直說 If you wanted a fight you could've just said so. You little bitch.
起來 Get your ass up.
站起來 我會怕你 On your feet. Did I stutter.
3輪 Round 3?
看你這個可憐的傢夥 Oh, you sad little thing.
你認為他會來救你嗎 You think he is coming for you.
哈德曼根本不在乎你死活 Hardman doesn't give a shit about you
沒人會幫你 You are all alone.
我可不是一個人在戰鬥 Definitely not alone.
嘿 她可是忍者 Hey. She's got a ninja.
- 派克 - 派克 不要 - Parker! - Parker, no!
趴下 Get down!
那是什麼鬼東西 What the fuck.
你來了 You came.
看了特工1號趴下了 把她銬起來 Looks like agent 1 is done. Cuff her.
梅根 Megan.
過來 Come here.
天吶 Oh my god.
派克剛剛真是哈戳戳的 不過很酷 Parker, that was so dumb. But like really cool.
你來救我了 You came back for me.
其實我們是來抓諾克斯的 Actually we came for Knox.
再說 16歲的小女生需要一點實際的戰鬥經驗 Plus the sweet 16s needed some real combat experience.
- 你是來找我的 - 噢 - You came back for me. - Ow...
好了 好了 Okay, okay.
所以我們之前還是有人情的 特工83號 So we do have our attachments. Agent eighty...
梅根 Megan.
還有更糟糕的事 There are worst things.
你不是在參加舞會嗎 Don't you have a dance to get to?
- 你是說我自由了嗎 - 噢 不是的 - You mean I'm free? - Uh... not really.
我可捨不得你這樣優秀的臥底特工 An off the book agent in deep cover is not an assert I'm willing to let go right now.
回頭再聯繫 I'll be in touch.
你準備好了嗎 Are you ready to do this?
我不會讓你孤零零一個人跑去的 Like I let you go in without backup
咱們走 Let's go.
- 十二點之前要回家 - 我們盡量 - Have your asses back here by midnight. - Will try.
你想不想聽忍者的故事呢 You want to know a fun fact about ninjas.
- 不太想 - 其實我就是一個忍者 - Not really. - Well, I am one.
真的嗎 Is that right?
登陸www.PrescottSchoolForBoys註冊個申請號吧 Go to www.PrescottSchoolForBoys and filled out an application.
他同意了 讓我去好嗎 Say yes. Please, can I go?
- 待會兒再說 - 好的 - We'll talk. - Okay, whatever.
- 真可愛 -謝謝 - Cute kid. - Thank you.
嗨 我叫潘妮 這是我家 Hi, I'm Penny. This is my house.
我有鑰匙 潘妮 And I've got something you want, Penny.
不過 你得先接受詢問 But first. I debrief you
- 跟我來 - 我已經很多年沒被調查過了 - Come with me. - I haven't been debriefed in years.
很顯然 你今晚有事瞞著我 Obviously, you're not telling me something about tonight.
怎麼 你破處了嗎 Did you... lose your virginity?
真的 Did you?
哇哦 你個小混蛋 Okay. You dirty dog.
不錯 不錯 Alright, alright.
正好 我跟你講講我第一次的時候 Well. It's only appropriate that I tell you the story about when I lost my virginity.
她是我的保姆 比我大很多 She was our babysitter. She was a lot older than me.
她很溫柔 大概65歲 Very gentle, gentle lovers. About 65.
噢 爸快停車 Whoa. Dad, stop the car.
- 等一下 - 嘿 你要去哪兒 - Hold on. Hold on. - Hey, where're you going.
- 梅根 - 羅傑 - Megan? - Roger.
我知道你很困惑 但是一言難盡 I know you're confuse and I've got a lot to explain.
但這是我這輩子第一次 But for the first time in my life.
弄清我是怎麼樣的人 我喜歡誰 I know exactly who I am and what I want.
我現在也敢於說出口了 And I'm not afraid to say it.
羅傑 我認為你帥呆了 Roger. I think you're amazing.
這太好了 That's pretty cordie.
羅傑 Roger!
你這是去哪兒 回到車裏來 Where do you think you're going? Get back in the car.
我不是去做壞事 爸 讓我去吧 I'm a good kid, dad. You got to let me go.
她有直升機駕照嗎 Does she even have a helicopter license.
別等我們了 Don』t wait up.
羅傑 Roger!
- 嗨 - 嘿 - Hi. - Hey.
青春期是一段充滿困惑的時期 Adolescence is a confusing time.
我們都還活著 這真是個奇跡 It's a wonder any of us make it out alive.
羅傑 繫上安全帶 記得帶上安全套 Seat belts, Roger! Seat belts and condoms!
不管會不會發生 總之 記得帶上 If it comes up, if it doesn't come up. Don't bring it up.
最後 哈德曼說得對 In the end. Hardman was right.
感情這東西的確很危險 Attachments are dangerous.
它們讓你分心 They mean you care about something.
但是正是這些感情 But the people we care about.
才讓人生更有意義 Are what make life worth living.
還有 嘿 And hey.
生活在危險之中 又沒什麼大不了的 What's wrong with living dangerously?
去調查她讀哪個大學 Find out where she is applying to college.
還有大學名單 Safety schools too.
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