What has happened to Kio-kun, the high school student?
Having arrived at his school on a small island south of Japan,
he discovered an extremely peculiar pot.
Out of it, with a beautiful puff of smoke, appeared the incredibly cute alien Eris!
She finally managed to get close to Kio-kun, promising to stay by his side no matter what.
How can an alien get everything she wants with just a single cute wink?!
What on Earth will happen to them?!
Delivery for you.
mitaiken nano
未体験なの
There are many new experiences,
menomae ni kotae ha iroiro arukedo
目の前に 答えは色々あるけど
yet there are varieties of answers right under our noses.
hitotsu no oozora wo nanra fun dekiru
ひとつの大空を何等分できる
How many pieces can the vast sky be split into?
tanoshii kara subete wokudasai
楽しいから全てをください
Please give your whole self to me because I enjoy being with you.
atashitteba dokusen shitai
あたしってば独占したい
I don't really like sharing my fun.
honne gakoboreruyo "Blue Sky"
本音がこぼれるよ
How I truly feel slips out under this blue sky...
もうっ
mou!
Jeez!
namae wo kai teokou
名前を書いておこう
I'll write out my name for you,
kie naiyouni
消えないように
so that I will never fade from your memories.
shinken ninattara?
Why won't you be serious about me?
真剣になったら
so~ yu~ no yada nante iwa senai
そゆのヤダなんて言わせない
I won't let you take no for an answer.
jun'ai souchi "Set Up Now" ugoki dase
純愛装置 動きだせ
Let's set up the cupid device and flick it on.
aseri to yume no kassouro
焦りと夢の滑走路
We're driving on a runway full of impatience and dreams,
shiitoberuto ha motto gyutto itashi te
シ〡トベルトはもっとぎゅっと致して
so tighten your seat belt and hold on tight.
saishin souchi "Back Up Now" ugoki dasu
最新装置 動きだす
Let's back up our love and turn on a newer device.
anata no kokoro dakeha
あなたの心だけは
When it comes to your heart,
orijinaru ga hoshi kute
オリジナルが欲しくて
I only want the real one.
sakusen tate mashitayo
作戦立てましたよ
I've come up with a plan to make you mine.
Come and Play
This is Coccoroco House, a certain restaurant in Okinawa City.
They are well known for their superb roast chicken, based on South American-style cuisine.
Reserved Today!
Reserved?!
Oh, come on! You're hanging on to it, aren't you?
I'm not doing anything!
Who's holding on to the six of hearts?!
What, it's just you guys? Ah, count me in.
One small plate with extra rice, okay?
Man, looks like you're all having a good time together.
Ah!
*gulp*
What's up?
It's nothing! Just a game!
Oh?
For "just a game", it seems a little serious to me.
Well...
*cough*
Hm? What?
Oh! Ah!
"It all began this morning."
Thirty-four types of tiles multiplied by four each, for a total of 136.
From that, subtract fourteen and you get three trillion possible combinations.
A social, competitive game where you try to win by collecting one of those specific combinations.
Hanchan, a zero-sum game where you compete for points in each round.
In many cases, a strategy of trying not to lose is more effective than trying to win... There!
Reading your opponent's hand through their discards while controlling yours to make it unreadable is important as well.
Being able to talk during the game is also an excellent communication tool.
It's a surprisingly complex pastime, isn't it? Riichi!
Ron!
Huh?
Tada!
Big Three Dragons?!
And I'm the dealer, too!
A direct hit by a yakuman?
We were playing with no point limits, but I'm still on the dora!
What's more, you split the wall, so you pay double points.
What?!
Aw, come on...
How many?
Seriously, I just don't get this "strip if you lose" rule.
What's more, these "mahjong clothes" seem awfully similar to school uniforms.
The rules Eris got together said this is the way it's done.
Oh?
Seems like there's still some room for more research.
If we keep at it, maybe we'll eventually catch on.
But I... don't have anything left to take off.
Catch! If you go into negative points, it says you have to put on that box.
So, do you think Eris is making progress with her research?
She said that she was going to do a field study with Kio-chi and the others today.
Field study?
Coccoroco House
The meat is so perfectly crisp, the garlic inside is so pungent and the flavour it adds to the meat is... Ah!
I'm so happy-so happy I could die!
Right, right, right.
Anyway, what was today's business?
Something about helping with research, was it?
Ah! Ah awnt ooh o ewp...
Swallow first, then speak.
The truth is, Eris said she wanted to investigate human pastimes.
Investigate pastimes?
Yep!
I systematised and classified human pastimes as part of studying their culture and customs,
but I thought I had to try many things before I understood,
so maybe I could get all of you to help.
Gotcha. With something like that, the more the merrier, right?
But why here at a restaurant?
If we're going to play a game together, I thought we would like to invite Antonia,
since she doesn't seem to have played games much before.
Since it was an invitation from Eris-sama, I wanted to eat with her!
We found this restaurant when we lodged near here before, and our mistress has grown to trust them.
We have since become patrons here.
Oh?
Anyway, I gathered some seemingly team-oriented stuff.
Mahjong, playing cards, flower cards, backgammon, chess, shogi, pop-up pirate and alligators!
Really? That sounds fun!
Just this kind of thing won't do, though.
Playing games like this for research won't be any fun, you know.
It'd be no different from just reading the rule book.
With that, you'll never understand the true essence of leisure.
Well, what do you suggest?
The winners have to get prizes, of course.
Prizes?
Of course!
If there's a prize, people will really put their hearts into the competition and have a good time!
But what do we use for prizes?
You invited me, didn't you?
I'll provide the prizes.
No good?
How about I go to the Swiss bank and get my name brand-
Wait! There's no need for that!
With this much, you can't really call it a game any more!
I see.
What should we do, then?
Mistress. How is this?
The Nekomimi Kyoudan, a portrait sculpture by the Kitten Paw.
It was requested by Nararl Genkeisha, and is a one-of-a-kind, highly sought-after item.
I'm not sure how I'd feel about getting a figurine of Eris.
It doesn't suit your taste?
How would you find this, then?
An independent film produced the other day by the film and photography club.
What? Don't you have anything better?!
Oh! That's the one I helped film!
It had shots of Kio-san sleeping peacefully, Kio-san eating a snack,
Kio-san laughing, Kio-san failing and crying-all sorts of shots of Kio-san!
What?!
It had lots of shots of you changing, too!
I don't remember that!
All right, it's decided! This is the prize, okay?
Wait, Manami-chan!
Such bad manners.
What's wrong? It's not like watching it will do any harm!
Kio-kun changing!
Chastity Crisis
I can't just take from the others.
Maybe the Catian Embassy should prepare a prize, too.
What are these?
A three-piece set of chocolate wildcats from Iriomote that Kio-san gave to me!
Uh... that's it?
It's secret and apparently very valuable!
No one's going to get excited about a prize like that!
Delivery for you
Oh, a delivery?
It seems to be a DVD.
It's Aoi-san and Manami-san!
"A real, naughty battle between two young women!"
"A hardcore, full-course feast of hot female action, Series 7."
"The Bunny Amazon from Hell versus The Dirty Slave Maid."
"Directed by Kawasaki Takao."
"Lead roles by Kinjou Manami, Futaba Aoi..."
That isn't...
No way! That's from-
The two of them shot the film as part of the condition to borrow a powerboat.
At the request of "Dancer in the Dark", the manager of Las Pontelier, several cameras were hidden within the boat.
That bastard!
"Thanks to your help, I was able to complete the film."
"Please enjoy this sample. From Kawasaki Takao."
Wow, this is incredible!
Catia will contribute this as their prize, then!
Agreed!
Show me Show me
I want to see
Show me Show me
I want to see
I agree
I want to see
I agree
But that...
Wait, you can't watch that!
What's wrong? It's not like watching it will do any harm!
You put up an embarrassing DVD of me as a prize, so we'll call this even.
And if we choose this as a prize, it seems the two of you will try even harder.
All right! With this, we've got all the prizes gathered.
If you have something you want, win it through the games!
Now I get it.
That's why you're so serious.
It really is interesting, though!
When you add strategy to the element of chance, you can't win just by drawing the best hand.
It's a surprisingly complex game!
Who's holding on to the six of hearts?!
Without it, we'll get nowhere! Six!
Yes
I wasn't talking about you!
Royal straight flush.
What?!
Looks the Doctor wins again.
People who can keep a straight face are hard to beat.
Apparently, here on Earth they call that a "poker face"!
What an interesting game this is.
I don't get why you have to strip if you lose, but...
Maybe if we keep at it, we'll eventually get it.
All right! Let's strip the Doctor down to nothing and make her all embarrassed and stuff!
Hope you're ready for it, really ready for it, you summer vegetable!
You'll only lose again.
The girls are starting to catch on to the game.
On the other hand, Eris and the others are engaged in a fierce battle of Doubt with puns.
TL Note: Doubt is a Japanese card game similar to Bullshit.
TL Note: The following is a series of puns where the word includes the played number.
One, strawberry.
Two, carrot.
Three, policeman.
Four, Cro-Magnon.
Five, goronyan!
Six, Rosin Bag.
What's that?
Something that improves a pitcher's grip.
Well, whatever.
Seven, "Just keep trying!"
Doubt!
See, I told you!
I'm next, right?
Eight, long-legged wasp.
Nine, Tottori sand dunes!
Ten, veterinarian licence.
Eleven, Koizumi Juuichirou.
Twelve...
Twelve Signs of the Zodiac!
Doubt!
Oh, so here's the six of hearts!
Even with so many cards, you didn't have a twelve?
Shut up!
I tried so hard with my pun, too!
Manami-chan gets all shifty-eyed when she lies, doesn't she?
Thirteen, Thirteen Assassins.
One, Ichika-chan!
Two, paw pad.
Three, thank you!
Doubt!
Okay, Kio-chi wins!
Yay!
All right, will the winner please pick one of the prizes.
Hmm... Let's see...
Which one should I choose?
I really do want to see this DVD.
But I should absolutely get this back first.
This is no time to be feeling relieved!
We really wanted to see that movie, right?
That's not it!
Let us proceed to the next game.
The next method of competition will be...
*gulp*
Next, I want to try shooting something like this!
Is this... sci-fi?
It's kind of sci-fi, kind of fantasy.
Aliens come and fight each other!
I've started watching that sort of thing recently.
Since it's an independent film, it might be better to go with a more original idea.
Since aliens don't necessarily look like humans, they could be based on a different form of DNA,
or instead of being carbon-based, they could be silicon-based lifeforms,
or plasmic lifeforms that live on the surface of the sun!
There are lots of unusual ideas you could run with!
But that's not realistic.
Not realistic?!
It's unscientific.
Unscientific?!
You've got to see the real thing to understand, right?
Right?
When you imagine aliens, you imagine someone like Eris, right?
Right!
Will science fiction ever recover from the damage?
Hey, everyone! Doing well?
Ah, Miyagi-san! Kakazu-kun isn't here today.
No problem. Today, I didn't come for Kio.
I have business with these two.
Thanks for waiting!
Yay!
Family Restaurant Coccoroco House
Roast Chicken
Okinawa Soba
I'm going to get the railway and get rent from the bank!
Okay.
I want my land! I won the auction.
Okay.
I'm going to build a hotel and buy the electric company.
Okay.
I object; I'm the judge!
Okay.
I don't have any more money!
With that, everyone's bankrupt.
Antonia-san wins!
Of course I do!
This is a game that's supposed to model a capitalistic society, right?
Just what you'd expect from the head of a big corporation.
She's just too good with money.
All right, will the winner please pick one of the prizes.
Let's see...
I want all of them, but...
*gulp*
I guess I'll reclaim my figurine!
Are you sure about that, Mistress?
I would hate to let it go.
We're safe!
The only things left are the chocolate cats and that DVD.
If we lose the next one, someone's going to get that DVD!
Let us proceed to the next game.
The next method of competition will be...
T-This is...!
You were careless. Check.
Checkmate
What?! I take back my move!
There are no take backs in chess.
Fine!
If I am fairly beaten in a fight I put my heart into, I will admit defeat.
However, I will not leave defeated! Rematch!
Okay! Manami-chan's next!
Right foot, red!
I'm going to fall!
Don't move, Manami-chan!
Next, Kio-chi! Right hand, blue!
What? Right hand on blue?
Here we go.
Where do you think you're sticking your face into?!
P-Please don't look!
Sorry!
Right! Next, Eris! Bonus!
Anything you want to yellow!
Okay!
What's up with that?
You can't do that, Eris! It has to be a hand or a foot!
But she said anything I want.
That's against the rules!
The rest of us don't have tails!
Oh... I see.
Well, then, here I go!
Hey, what do you think you're doing, moving like that?!
But Manami-san said...
Whatever, just get off me!
But...
What? What's going on?
Fine, you can use your tail! Just get off!
All right, then.
Okay! Eris wins!
Um... Let's see...
I'll go with this!
Are you sure about that?
Yep! After all, I got these from Kio-san, so they're important.
This is bad for my heart.
Yeah. The DVD is all that's left, right?
This is it. We can't lose again!
Let us proceed to the next game.
The next method of competition will be...
*gulp*
Strip Baseball Rock-Paper-Scissors!
Out! Safe! Here we go!
Argh! I lost again?!
Not too good at rock-paper-scissors, are you, Doctor?
I can't stand thoughtless games of chance like this...
Oh, but it isn't all mindless!
There's some strategy in what you pick each round.
It's odd that... all human games seem to involve betting your clothing.
It's probably a relic from before they had money.
All right! Let's strip the Doctor naked!
Out! Safe! Here we go!
Which one is it? Did I win?
Yeah, yeah, you won. Shut up!
I have to take this off, too?
Yep, that's the rule.
I lost as well.
Kio's really good, even with his eyes covered!
No, it's more like he's able to focus even more with his eyes covered.
All right, there goes the last layer!
Here I come!
Out! Safe! Here we go!
Kio-san won the last one, too!
Fine. I'm taking it off, okay?
To be defeated in each round...
I am ashamed.
I tried so hard, too...
The competitive world is so harsh, isn't it?
All right, I'm going to take this one off.
That's unfair! What's up with that?
One layer is one layer.
That's playing dirty!
Complain to the rule book, then.
No way! Give up and take it off!
Stop it!
What are you doing to the Mistress?
What? What's going on?
Get back!
Give that to me!
Let go!
Ow...
The winner will receive the final prize.
Such a lucky winner! Since you tried so hard, I will now give this to you!
Thank you!
What do we do now?
If Kio-kun watches that...
Here!
You wanted this, didn't you?
Yeah, but...
Is it okay, Kio-kun?
It's a movie you filmed, after all.
You should be the first to see it.
Kio...
Thank you!
In exchange, you have to show it to me afterwards, okay?
O-Okay.
Human games are fun, aren't they?
Right. Losing at times makes winning much more fun.
Mistress... You've grown so much!
Indeed.
However, the crisis of Aoi and Manami is yet to be averted.
Huh?
There it is, Onee-sama!
Okay, here goes nothing!
Roar!
Growl!
The rocket launcher isn't working! What happened?!
We'll have to fall back to our last resort!
Roar! Roar!
Hey, lookin' pretty good!
Come on, say something about our voice acting, too!
Sorry, sorry! You did really well!
With something like this, you might be able to go professional!
Really?!
Get us another job from Director Kawasaki, then!
Hey! Let's show this film at the culture festival!
I agree!
OUT OF THE QUESTION!
aitaku nattara (sugu ni)
会いたくなったら(すぐに)
If you'd like to see me, (Right away)
kaketsuketaku naru yo (yappa ne)
駆けつけたくなるよ(やっぱね)
I would like to run to you. (Of course)
tomodachi wa takaramono desu
友達は宝物です
A friend is a treasure.
oshaberi shitara (nandaka)
おしゃべりしたら(なんだか)
And if you were to talk, (Somewhat)
hekonda koto nante (wasuretaa)
凹んだ事なんて(忘れたー)
I'd listen to what upset you. (Which he forgets)
oogoe de waraitobasou yo
大声で笑い飛ばそうよ
I feel like laughing out loud.
kokoro rizumu ni notte
心リズムに乗って
Riding on our heart's rhythm,
aozora ni piisu sain
青空にピースサイン
we'll make peace signs to the blue sky.
te to te o totta nara (gutto)
手と手を取ったなら(グッと)
We'll walk together hand-in-hand, (Good)
tanoshisa kyuujoushou (motto)
楽しさ急上昇↑(もっと)
and our joy will go up. ↑ (More)
utatte sawagou
歌って騒ごう
I'll sing and sing loud...
(yeah)
koko ni
ここに
...right here.
daisuki na hito ga iru
大好きな人がいる
There's someone I love.
sore koso ga "shiawase" da kara
それこそが「しあわせ」だから
Because it's "happiness",
egao no hana sakasete
笑顔の花 咲かせて
it will make your smile bloom.
odorimashou hora ashita ga matteru yo
踊りましょう ほら明日が待ってるよ
Let's dance! Look! Tomorrow is waiting.
They're swinging!
They're heavy!
They're swinging, they're swinging!
They're really heavy!
Mine are also swinging!
They are heavy, right?
Next time, come
and play!
(Hopefully)