《缘来一家人》前情提要 Previously on Life Unepected
谁说你形单影只的 You don't have to be alone.
其实有大把人等着和你牵手 I mean, there's plenty of guys who would date you for real.
你似乎忘了我是你上司 You seem to forget I'm your boss.
有一种途径叫争取独立生活 There's something called independent living,
我就要有自己的家了 I'm going to have my own place?
我们会在附近给你找间公寓 We're going to find you an apartment nearby.
不敢相信你们为我做的这一切 I can't believe you guys would do that for me.
这么说 朱丽叶是你的前任 So, um, Julia's your ex.
没错 我和朱丽叶在一起过 Yes, Julia and I dated.
据佩琪说 她曾是 According to paige, she was the
她曾是你的挚爱 所以三年来你对她只字不提 love of your life, which is a pretty big thing
-这样问题就严重了 -你跟我分手那次 - to never mention in three years.- When you and I broke up,
我和朱丽叶上床了 Julia and I slept together.
朱丽叶来找我 Julia came to me
说她觉得她怀孕了 And she said that she thought she was pregnant.
要是她怀孕了呢 What if she had been pregnant?
你是不是就要取消婚礼 Would you have called off the wedding?
我不知道 I don't know.
贝斯都和我说了 凯特 Baze told me everything, Cate.
他说你很怕自己爱上了他 He said you were afraid that you were in love with him?
不 我说出"我愿意"的那刻起 我就将一切抛诸脑后 No. I put those feelings to bed the second that I said, "I do."
可你都做了什么 What would you have done?
不是说现在 而是那时候 要是他说他一直爱着你怎么办 Not now, but then, if he had told you that he loved you?
我不知道 I don't know.
我猜你已经见过丹尼尔斯先生了 I see you've met Mr. Daniels.
-你是个... -老师 - You're a...? - Teacher.
我不想放开你的手 I won't let you go.
瞧瞧我们家的绝望主妇 Check out the desperate housewife.
嗨 佩琪 有事吗 Hey, Paige, what's up?
我只是打算 I'm just, uh...
-洗衣服 -真扫兴 - doing laundry. - Bummer.
我的主妇之道 My solution is to wear
就是在家穿得越少越好 as little clothing as possible.
对了 瑞安去哪了 Hey, is Ryan here?
他不停催我 He keeps bugging me
要我跟他谈谈职业规划 to talk to him about careers
赶紧找份工作 and getting a job.
他去跑步了 之后我们还有事 No. He went on a jog, and then we have this thing.
对了 夫妻问题咨询 没错 他告诉我了 Ooh, couple's therapy-- yeah, he told me.
是啊 只是为了解决 Yeah, it's just to work
一些信任问题之类的 through some trust issues, you know. Mm-hmm.
这就是 Is that why
你偷看他手机的原因吗 you're snooping through his phone?
朱丽叶的事 This Julia thing is just
-真是要把我逼疯了 -手机是个很好的开始 - driving me nuts.- Well, cell phone's a good start,
但如果是我 我就会去检查他车上 but I'd check the glove compartment
仪表盘上的小柜 他外出时 of his car-- the go-to place
要带的内裤 For the stashing of panties.
我可不会去找内裤 I'm not looking for panties.
我只是想知道我丈夫 I just want to know what happened
和这个我一无所知的女人之间发生了什么 between my husband and some woman that I know nothing about.
什么时候的是 在哪... You know, when it happened, where...
几次 How many times?
没错 Yeah.
他跟朱丽叶当初在一起了多久 How long were he and Julia even dating?
我不能说 Nice try.
这样 我不会告诉瑞安 Yeah, see, I'm not going to tell Ryan
手机的事 about the cell phone,
但我也不会出卖他了 But I'm not going to sell him out either.
如果你想了解内情 还是自己问他吧 Look, if you want the dirt, ask him yourself.
也许在有人注意到 我们俩午餐时间太长之前 Maybe we should, uh... Get back to the office
我们该回办公室了 before people notice that we both took a long lunch.
你不用担心 因为我 You don't have to worry because I, uh...
我专门在你的日程上 'cause I blocked off extra time
排出了"员工关系"时间 on the calendar for employee relations.
听懂了么 员工关系时间 Get it? Employee relations?
我懂 I get it.
等等 有东西 Oh! Ow! Oh!
你还好吧 You okay?
-还好 -抱歉 - Yeah. - Sorry.
瞧瞧这个 Look at this.
我给莱克丝买的新篮球鞋 I got Lux's new basketball shoes.
等你有了孩子 Wait till you have a kid.
你就会有体会了 到处是东西 You'll get it. Stuff everywhere.
当然了 你将来为人母 肯定 Of course, you'll probably be a lot better
-肯定比我强多了 -我们要抓紧时间 - parent than I am, of course. - We're kind of on a clock here.
对了 抱歉 Right. Sorry.
真不巧 Oh, great.
你好 Hello.
这样啊 Oh.
没关系 不 That's okay. No, um...
我马上过来 就这样 I'll be there right away. Mm-hmm.
我厨房的水管爆了 Uh, a pipe burst in my kitchen.
我应该 I should, uh...
走了 Go.
你需要帮忙吗 Do you-- do you want some help?
不用了 我搞得定 真的 No. I got it. Really it's, um--
这就是我付物业管理费的用处 It's why I pay a maintenance fee, you know.
什么都管 It covers everything.
我们今晚约会照旧吗 Well, um, so are we-- are we still on for our date tonight?
你们来了 Ah, you're here.
-姗姗来迟啊 -抱歉 我们 - Finally. - Sorry. We had to go
去了三家不同的商店 买优质花生酱 to, like, three different stores to find the good peanut butter.
你住进新家了 You're in a new place.
我只是想让你在这儿找到家的感觉 I just want you to feel at home here, you know,
让你什么都不缺 and have everything you need.
还有这个屋子 看起来真棒 And the place... looks great.
瞧瞧这个 Ah, check it!
你给我买了 You got me cereal
赠送解谜戒指的麦片 你真酷 凯特 With a decoder ring. You rock, Cate.
我还要送你这个 I also got you this.
这是我银行账户的附属卡 It's uh, it's linked to my account
拿来应急 或买点吃的之类的 for emergencies and food and whatever.
凯特 你为我做得已经够多了 Cate, you've already done so much for me.
你为我租了公寓 买了家具 You got me this apartment, the furniture.
谢谢你 Thank you.
太谢谢你了 Thank you!
我发誓不会挥霍无度的 I promise I won't go crazy,
像是给自己买辆车 或是买瓶难吃的花生酱 and, like, buy a car or bad peanut butter.
好了 All right, well,
我想我在这儿多待会儿 I'm just going to hang out here, I think.
泰莎和我 有功课要做 Tasha and I, we have some homework to do.
我们马上会有一次大考 Yeah, we gots us a big test coming up.
好吧 要我来接了 就打给我 All right, just call me when you need to get picked up.
多谢 凯特 Thanks, Cate.
拜 Bye.
对不起 Sorry.
我试着让她 I... I tried to get her
在车里等了 但是... to stay in the car, but...
嗨 Hi.
下次你决定跟学生 Uh, next time you decide
发生不正当关系的时候 to have an illicit affair with a student,
我劝你找间自己的公寓 支开室友 I'd say ditch the roommates and get your own apartment.
那你今天想干什么 So what do you want to do today?
在沙发上坐会儿 Oh, maybe hang out there?
要不在这边待会儿 Ooh, how about over there?
或者就站在这儿 Maybe right here.
我知道我们约会的选择有限 I know our options are kind of limited.
只是有限 Limited?
我们不能去喝咖啡 不能去看电影 We can't go for coffee, we can't go to the movies,
甚至不能一起压马路 We can't even walk down the street together.
我知道 这太逊了 对不起 I know, it sucks. I'm sorry.
不 这不是你的错 No, it's not your fault.
你是明尼苏达 我是小屹尔 You're minnesota. I'm eeyore.
这是我们的命运 We are who we are.
要是我们并不必如此呢 Hey, what if we don't have to be?
你星期六做什么 What are you doing Saturday?
能把一整天都空出来吗 Can you keep it free-- all day?
干嘛 Why?
你和我那天要去约会 'Cause you and I are going on a date.
健康和谐的婚姻关系 A healthy relationship
不能建立在谎言的基础上 can't be built on lies.
很显然 在这一点上你们俩做得都不好 And clearly that's been a problem for the both of you.
瑞安 你隐瞒了朱丽叶的事 Ryan, you lied about Julia.
凯特 你也没在贝斯的事上坦白 Cate, you lied about Baze.
两次 她为贝斯骗了我两次 Twice. She lied about Baze twice.
还有造人的事 And about wanting a baby.
是啊 在心理治疗上抢分 Yeah. Not really cool
可不是什么光彩的事 to keep score in therapy.
上次你们对彼此撒谎 When was the last time that you lied?
或是不坦诚相待是什么时候 Or withheld something from the other?
-昨晚 -早上 - Last night. - This morning.
夫妻间撒谎是常事 Couples often lie,
误以为这是在保护自己的婚礼 thinking that they're protecting the relationship.
但是小谎言会变成大谎言 But little lies grow into bigger lies,
最后就会造成了互不信任 creating a pattern of dishonesty.
因此我想让你们完成 So I want you to try
一项练习 an exercise.
在下次你们来见我之前 Until the next time you see me,
我希望你们对彼此完全坦诚相待 I want you to be completely honest with each other
所有的事情 about everything.
是要我们 Are we talking
坦白说"你穿牛仔裤看起来很胖" you-look-fat-in-those-pants honest,
还是坦白说"我讨厌我们的婚姻" or I-hate-this-marriage honest?
我没说我 I don't.
我是指所有的事情 I mean about all of it.
你们觉得自己能做到吗 Do you think you can do that?
-能啊 -当然 -Yeah. -Sure.
-没问题 -是的 -Absolutely.- Yeah.
眼镜蛇部队 趴下 Cobra team! Man down!
前来受死吧 Prepare the vital fluids!
看看这是谁来了 Look what the cat dragged in.
杰米 我的好兄弟 Jamie, my man.
你怎么说服你妈妈让你出来放风的 How did you get your mom to let you out of the house?
肯定是完成了他的工作 Finished his chore chart
并且得到了金星 and got a gold star.
她这周末去我姨家了 She's visiting my aunt for the weekend,
所以我可以过来和你们俩白痴玩玩 so I'm free to hang out with you morons.
那就来吃半价那可吧[一种玉米薄饼] Starting with half-price nachos.
把那西装脱掉 Peel off that monkey suit
一起来吃 and join us.
我不行 I can't.
艾玛和我本来要出去吃西班牙小吃的 Emma and I are supposed to go out for tapas.
为了你的男子气概着想 So I'm going to pretend
我就当你说这话的时候 for the sake of your own manhood
是赤身裸体的吧 that you just said topless.
这不是第一次了 Then again, you know what,
她家的水管出了问题 所以我要... she did just have this whole pipe situation, so let me just--
我要给她打个电话 然后再说 let me give her a call and we'll see.
他已经这样好几周了 He's been like this for weeks.
这就叫恋爱啊 It's called a relationship.
恋爱就是给予和回报 There's a give and a take.
那然后呢 So what's next?
她就会让你帮她拎包 She going to give you her purse to hold
还是带你去买枕头回家扔着玩 or take you shopping for throw pillows?
你好 Hello.
我找艾玛·布拉德肖 Um, yeah, I'm trying to reach Emma Bradshaw.
她在洗澡 She's in the shower.
好的 可以转告她贝斯找过她吗 Okay, can you tell her that Baze called?
住手 Stop it.
原来是来阿斯托利亚啊 So the Astoria.
你把我带到这儿来 Did you bring me here
是想让我吃盐水太妃糖长胖吗 so I could eat my weight in saltwater taffy?
不 我带你来是为了我们可以这样 No. I brought you here so we could do this.
我们可以做我们在家不能做的任何事 We can do everything we can't do at home.
手牵手 看电影... Hold hands, see a movie...
骑着双人自行车环岛旅行 Ride a tandem bike around the island.
好吧 不骑车 Okay, not that.
我们还可以来杯咖啡 We could have coffee, hmm?
-好啊 -好的 - Yeah. - Right.
不 不好了 Oh, no.
怎么了 What?
我的钱包 My wallet.
肯定是掉了 It must have fallen out.
贝斯 你来这儿干什么 Baze. Um, what are you doing here?
我昨晚给你打了电话 Well, I called last night
是个男的接的 and a guy answered.
所以我让那个男的帮我传了口信 So I left a message with the guy.
但你没回我电话 And I didn't hear anything back.
可能你正忙着 Maybe you're too busy
和水管工开睡衣派对呢 having a slumber party with the plumber.
你可要把物业费算清楚了 You know, you're right about that maintenance fee--
-它可真是什么都管 -等等 -It covers everything. -Wait.
你知道吗 如果你想 You know what, if you want
和其他人约会 那没问题 to be seeing someone else, that's awesome.
你给我点提示也好啊 You just need to give me a little heads up,
因为我还以为我们正在交往中呢 because I thought that we were in a relationship.
听着 这太复杂了 Look, it's just more complicated than
我现在一时半会也解释不清楚 I can explain right now.
你和我 You and I--
我们不算是在交往 We're not in a relationship.
我们只是偷偷溜出去 在车里亲热 You know, we sneak around, we make out in cars...
还有巴士里 And on buses.
无所谓 我不可能 Whatever. It hardly commits me
把我生活中的每一件事都告诉你 to telling you about everything that goes on in my life
你也别像个吃醋的小男友一样 or-or makes it okay that you show up here
就这样出现在我家门口 like some jealous boyfriend.
我没有嫉妒 好吧 I'm not jealous, okay?
而且 很显然我连男友也不是 And, apparently, I'm not even a boyfriend.
我只想知道真相 I just need the facts.
所以 如果你想和别人约会的话 So if you want to be dating other people,
没问题 但我也可以和别人约会 fine, but I can date other people, too.
很多人 上百人 Lots of other people, dozens of people,
成千上万的人 Thousands of people.
那你就去这么做吧 Then you should do that.
我不会拦你的 I'm not stopping you.
嗨 Hey.
我 I...
如果你要去超市的话 If you were going to the market,
你可以带点晚餐回来吗 I would've had you pick up something for dinner.
不好意思 Oh, sorry.
我和佩琪约好要出去吃 I-I told Paige we'd do something.
你是在回避这个坦诚练习吗 Are you avoiding this honesty thing?
说真话吗 Honestly?
是的 你呢 Yeah. Are you?
我刚跑完十英里 I just ran ten miles,
其中八英里都是绕着同一个街区 Eight of them around the same block.
这项练习不该这么难的 This shouldn't be so hard.
我们又不是从来没对彼此 It's not like we've never been honest
-坦诚相待过 对吗 -没错 - with each other, right? - I know.
你没必要靠 You shouldn't be
和你妹妹一起吃晚饭来回避我 having dinner with your sister to avoid me.
你为什么不和佩琪再约时间呢 Why don't you just reschedule with Paige,
我们可以一起共享晚餐 好好聊聊 and you and I-- we can have dinner and talk.
我可以做你喜欢吃的香蒜沙司意大利面 You know, I'll make that pesto pasta thing you like.
好吧 如果我们要坦诚相待的话 Okay, well, if we're being honest,
我其实不爱吃香蒜沙司意大利面 I, um, I hate that pesto pasta thing.
好吧 既然要坦诚相待 All right, well, in the spirit of being honest,
其实我讨厌你穿的那件T恤 I hate that shirt on you.
你的胸部都显出来了 It makes you look busty.
也许我可以借你穿 Maybe you should borrow it sometime.
瑞安 我想了解朱丽叶 Ryan, I want to know about Julia.
我已经跟你说过了 I already told you.
不 我不只想了解婚礼那天的事 No, I'm not just talking about our wedding day.
我想知道你们是怎么认识的 I want to know how you two met,
你们约会了多久 how long you dated,
是怎么结束的 and how it ended.
听着 凯特 Look, Cate,
那些事都无关紧要 you know everything that matters.
把我过去恋情的经过 I mean, giving you a bunch of details
一五一十地告诉你 about a relationship that's in the past--
对我们之间关系没有任何好处 It's not going to help us move forward.
只是 Just...
我去找佩琪了 Look, I'll be with Paige.
好吧 我只有12块钱 免费酸奶券 All right, all I have is $12, a coupon for free yogurt
和咱们回家的轮渡票 and our ferry tickets home.
我知道 这真是太逊了 Ah, I know, this sucks.
我本来是想让咱俩好好尽兴 You know, I just wanted us to have fun
什么也不用担心 and not have to worry about anything.
我们可以的 We can.
我和泰莎以前老是这么干 Tasha and I used to do this all the time.
这种场合总是有过剩的食物 These things always have too much food
而且他们甚至连一半的来宾都不认识 and they don't know half the guests anyways.
我们既然来到这个小镇 We came to this town
就不用以真实身份示人 对吧 so we didn't have to be us, right?
是啊 Yeah.
那我们就好好玩一玩吧 Let's have fun with it.
我名叫萨拉 新娘的远方表妹 I'll be Sara, the bride's very distant cousin
来自遥远的克利夫兰 from Cleveland, like, way distant.
而你就叫做约翰 And-and you can be John.
你和新郎是在 You know the groom from, uh...
-夏令营认识的 -很好 - Summer camp. - Perfect.
你喜欢扳手腕和度假小木屋 You like arm wrestling and-and cabins
-还有浮桶船 -浮桶船 - and pontoon boats. - Pontoon boats?
怎样 我从没去过夏令营 What? I never went to summer camp.
因为萨拉整个夏天都在练习大提琴 Because Sara spent her summers practicing the cello.
嘿 你们知道 Yo. Hey, you guys know
你们家的前门一直大开着吧 your front door is propped open, right?
送披萨的马上来了 Pizza guy's coming.
-这是什么片 -《妈妈咪呀》 - W-what the... - Mamma mia!
每当里面有人开始唱歌 Every time someone sings,
我们就来个一口闷 We got to chug.
拿一罐吧 Grab a can.
接下来是皮尔斯·布鲁斯南要唱歌了 Pierce Brosnan has a number coming up.
搞什么啊 What's...
贝斯的女朋友另外有人帮她拎包了 Baze's girlfriend found another guy to hold her purse.
我本以为我们心有灵犀呢 Thought we had a connection.
《妈妈咪呀》剧中插曲 哥们 等我们喝到《跳舞皇后》这首歌 Dude, by the time we hit "Dancing Queen,"
你会醉到根本想不起她的名字 You'll be too hammered to remember what's-her-name's name.
她叫艾玛 Emma.
这样看来 我的人生还算不错了 Well, I'm starting to feel real good about my life.
伙计们 Guys...
现在是周六晚上 It's Saturday night,
你们却在看音乐剧 You're watching a musical.
你们可是一群单身爷们 You're a bunch of single dudes;
你们应该把光盘撕扯烂 You should be tearing it up.
因为我要告诉你们 这样下去 'Cause I'm telling you, before you know it,
你们会在不知不觉中 you're gonna be eating
晚餐吃着难吃的香蒜意面 bad pesto pasta dinners
并成为婚姻治疗的座上宾 and sitting in couples therapy.
还有你 And you...
你跟艾玛约会了多长时间 you have been going out with Emma for, like, what,
两周而已 你就这么让她毁掉你的周末吗 Two weeks? You're gonna let her ruin your weekend?
振作起来 伙计们 Come on, man!
抬起你们的屁股 Get off your asses!
我们去 Let's have a,
让我们去过一个劲爆的夜晚吧 Let's have a balls-to-the-wall guys' night.
哇 劲爆什么啊 Whoa, what about balls?
我以为我们要去吃晚饭啊 I thought we were going to dinner.
晚饭取消 Eh, look, dinner's off.
经过那些唠叨和坦诚练习 I need a break from all the yapping
我需要清静清静 and honesty exercises.
还有水管工 And plumbers.
没错 贝斯 Exactly, Baze.
快点儿 快起来 Come on, get up.
说正经的 让咱们 Seriously, let's...
听着 我想让你们 今晚 Listen, I want you, tonight,
忘掉女人的事情 just to forget about women.
因为今晚 'Cause tonight,
我们要恢复男儿本色 we're getting back to our roots.
今晚 我们要做痛饮啤酒 Tonight, we are beer-drinking,
打打闹闹 胡子拉碴的爷们 Knuckle-dragging, hairy-backed men.
今晚就是 Tonight is
男人之夜 guys' night!
没错 Yeah!
嘿 快离开 Hey, just get out of here.
这里女人勿进 No chicks allowed.
男人之夜不需要小妞 No chicks, not on guys' night!
嘿 Hey.
-嘿 -你欠我一顿牛排 - Hey. - You owe me a steak.
瑞安丢下我跟贝斯过男人之夜去了 Ryan dumped me to have guys' night with Baze.
他说他需要清静清静 He said he needed a break.
说什么女人太情绪化 Something about women being emotional
还有唠叨的 And yappy.
唠叨 没有 我才没有变得唠叨 Yappy? No, I was not being yappy.
我们的治疗师说我们需要彼此坦诚 Our therapist said that we should be honest.
所以你要侵入他的电子邮箱吗 That's why you're hacking into his e-mail?
你知道吗 要是我知道朱丽叶的姓 You know what, if I knew Julia's last name,
我就会用谷歌人肉她 像正常人一样 I would just google-stalk her, like a normal person.
我给你100块 I will give you $100
只要你把你知道的 都说出来 If you tell me everything you know about her.
不要 Mm-mm. No, no.
我告诉过你 我不会掺和进来 I told you, I'm not getting involved.
哪怕瑞安会喜欢上侏儒异装癖妓女 Look, Ryan could be into midget transvestite hookers,
你也不会从我这里听到半个字 and you wouldn't hear it from me.
你说的对 You're right.
把你拖进来确实不公平 It is not fair to put you in that position.
谢谢你 Thank you.
我们应该出去 We should go out.
我们应该出去 我们应该喝点酒 We should go out, we should have a few drinks
然后再加深一下对彼此的了解 and just, you know, get to know each other better.
为什么 你不是恨我吗 Why? You hate me.
才不是 我不恨你 Uh, no, I don't hate you.
我只是还不够了解你 I just don't really know you well enough to like you.
好啦 Oh, come on.
我请啦 Drinks on me.
好吧 Fine.
如果你负责买酒 我就负责喝 If you're buying, I'm consuming.
我负责买 Well, then I'm buying.
-天哪 我喜欢这里 -我也是 God,love this place. Yeah, me, too!
你确定能适应这里吗 You sure it's your speed?
这儿可不卖熟女饮料 They don't serve cougar juice.
就是你喝的那种什么夏多利酒 Huh? That chardonnay crap that you drink.
请问一下 你好 Excuse me. Hi.
我们能要 Um, can we get, uh,
两杯酒吗 带点劲的 Two shots, please? Something strong.
行啊 Okay.
为姐妹之情干杯 真心的 Here's to sisterhood, honesty,
还有 And, uh,
姐妹之间就要诚实以对 People's sisters being honest.
开始喝啦 Get your drink on!
干 干 干 Drink! Drink! Drink!
干 干 干 干 干 干 Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink!
别担心 Ah, no worries.
我有去污棒 I got a stain stick.
去污棒 A stain stick?
今天是男人之夜 娘娘腔 It's guys' night, Nancy.
没错 Exactly.
男人不会为弄洒啤酒道歉 Men don't say sorry for spilling beer.
男人不为任何事情道歉 Men don't apologize for anything.
没错 就像你从未对 True. Just like you never apologized
和凯特偷情而抱歉 for bumping uglies with cate.
太过分了吗 Too far?
对那件事我很抱歉 I am sorry about that.
我欠你的 I-I owe you one.
我不计较了 Eh, I'm past it.
这又是一件男人值得骄傲的事情 Which is another great thing about men.
他们会相逢一笑泯恩仇 They move past stuff.
他们从不想要纠结于细节 They don't feel the need to dwell on details.
是这样的 伙计 Right on, man.
因为 我并不想 也不需要知道 Because, you know, I don't, i don't need to know
艾玛在和谁约会 who this guy is that Emma's dating
还有他们是怎么认识的 or how they met.
我的意思是 I mean...
你觉得会是因为那次野营吗 Do you think it was the camping trip?
那次有位监护人胸肌很大 because there was that one chaperone with the man boobs.
停 听着 Stop. Look,
你不需要了解这些 是吧 You don't need to know this stuff, okay?
因为 我觉得 Because, I mean, it's just gonna put
你知道这些事也没有什么意义 stuff in your head that doesn't help anyone.
再说了 今晚是男人之夜 Besides, tonight is about men.
不谈凯特和艾玛 There is no Cate and no Emma.
嗨 Hello.
很抱歉在男人之夜打扰你们 Sorry to bother you
但是我们遇到麻烦了 on guys' night, but we have a situation.
凯特想灌醉我套出关于朱丽叶的事 Okay, so Cate tried to booze me up
但是由于我很能喝 to talk about Julia, but seeing as how I have
她这样做相当于玩火自焚 the tolerance of a linebacker, it kind of backfired,
我有预感 and I have a feeling
她会喝得烂醉如泥 she's a sloppy drunk, which isn't
而我却一点感觉都没有 gonna work with my puke phobia.
是这儿太热了还是因为我太惹火了 Is it hot in here or is it me?!
是因为我！ It's me!
在狂野酒吧 Wild bar.
你有必要过来一趟 You might want to get down here.
嗨 Hey.
我们应该出去玩 Maybe we should go out.
-好啊 -好啊 -好啊 - Yeah! - Yeah! - Yeah!
好 我去换衣服 Yeah! Let me go change.
你刚才为什么说 Why did you say
你以前是奥运滑冰选手 that you were an olympic skater?
因为有多少人有机会 Because how often do you
能接触到一个奥运级别的滑冰选手 get to be an olympic level ice skater?
我实在很难相信你告诉新娘的父亲 I-I still can't believe you told the father of the bride
我们有一只猎狗 that we have a wolfhound.
不是的 我们养狗听起来合情合理啊 No, it makes sense that we have a dog,
因为我们是在狗狗公园相遇的 since we met at a dog park.
是的 但我只是为了遇见你 Yes, but I only pretended to have a dog
假装养了一条狗 so that I could meet you.
今天真是完美的一天 Today was amazing.
我们的约会就要这么结束真是遗憾 I'm sorry our date has to end.
哎 请不要告诉我这是最后一班船 Uh, please tell me that that's not the water taxi.
对不起 年轻人 Sorry, kid.
貌似你已经错过了 Looks like you missed it.
不 不 不 No, no, no!
等等 等等 Wait! Wait!
等下 Wait!
听着 我们需要登上那条船 Listen, sir, we need to be on that boat.
好吧 下一班是什么时候 Okay, when is the next one?
明天早上 Tomorrow morning.
求你了 泰莎 Eaea please, Tasha.
我需要你把你的 Look, I need you to give
信用卡号给旅馆 your credit card number to the hotel.
如果你能替我们担保并提供你的信息 They said if you can vouch for us and give them your info,
我们就能住下来 Then they'll let us stay.
莱克丝 那信用卡是为了应急用的 Lux, that credit card is for emergencies,
不是为了让你和老师鬼混的 not so you can hook up with your teacher.
如果让凯特看到这笔费用怎么办 What if cate sees the charge?
只要我们一回去 As soon as we get back,
艾瑞克就能把这笔费用转移到他的卡上了 Eric can move the charge to his card.
况且我已经打过电话给凯特告诉她 And I-I already called Cate and told her
我在你家留宿了 that I was crashing at your place,
所以她永远不会知道的 我发誓 so she'll never know, I-I swear.
最好是这样 She better not.
谢谢你 Thank you.
没错 这就是我说的 Yes! This is what I am talking about.
男人之夜 你们闻到到了吗 Guys' night. Do you smell that?
这是汗水 自由 It is the smell of sweat, of freedom--
一切皆有可能的味道 boom-- of possibilities.
我的酒吧有这样的味道吗 Did my bar smell like this?
你是说尿液的味道吗 You mean like urine with a hint of beer?
你的地方聚集不了这么多人 Your place didn't draw the crowd
酝酿出这种气味 to brew this scent.
不要再说味道了 Forget the smell.
瞧瞧这姿色 Check out the talent.
我看见无数比基尼热裤和低腰纹身 I see a lot of thongs and lower back tattoos.
我 我喜欢这样 I-I... I like our chances.
我觉得不舒服 I'm uncomfortable.
难道 难道这些女人就没有些自尊吗 Don't... Don't these women have any self-respect?
她已经完全喝醉了 All right, she's a deep innie and she's drunk.
谁来应战 Who's up for a challenge?
凯特 Cate?
凯特在这儿 不是吧 Cate's here? Come on.
男人之夜怎么了 What happened to guys' night?
男人之夜总是这样 What always happened to guys' night.
被女人搞砸 Girls ruin it.
嘿 Hey.
让让 You mind?
起来 起来 什么 什么 走吧 Get up. Get up. What? What? What? Come on.
别管我 让我留在这 Keep me right, leaving me right.
走吧 Come on.
在你做出自己后悔的事情之前回家 Let's get your home before you do something you regret.
瑞安 后悔的事我已经做过了 You know, Ryan, I've already done things I regret,
我把这些事都告诉了你 and I have told you about them.
跟谁做的 我也告诉了你 And with whom I have done them.
那人 Whom.
你知道是谁的 Whom, you know.
恩 我明白了 All right, yeah, I get it. I get it.
就是你新的死党 可以与你一起宿营 You know, your nbf, the guy that you go camping with
可以跟你一起喝啤酒 and you... You... You drink beers with, right,
而且不会唠叨个没完 without all the yap-yap.
不 如果你不说清楚朱丽叶的事 Come on. No. Listen, if you don't tell me about Julia...
我还有B计划了 I'm just going to go on to plan B,
计划B是什么 which is going on?
被人羞辱和自我放纵的狂欢夜 A jag of humiliation and self-destruction
直到你坦白为止 until you do.
这可是大错特错 This is really, really wrong.
我们什么也没做啊 We're not doing anything
除了呼吸和一动不动 other than breathing and not moving.
在旅馆用假名 Except spending the night together
一起度过了一晚而已 in a hotel under assumed names.
又来了 There's that.
莱克丝 我并不想忽冷忽热 Lux, I don't want to be hot and cold,
所以 我觉得我不应该这样 so, uh, don't think that's what I'm doing.
艾瑞克 Eric...
别 No.
作为一个喜欢你的人 As a guy that likes you
我希望和你度过每分每秒 and wants to spend every minute I can with you,
错过渡船对我来说 简直是 missing that ferry was the greatest thing
天赐良机 that could happen.
但是作为一个有责任感的人 But as the guy who's supposed to be responsible,
我理应把你照顾好 who's supposed to be looking out for you...
莱克丝 我是你的老师 Lux, I'm your teacher.
我们不应假装成其他人 We can't pretend to be other people
并且对你父母和其他人撒谎 and lie to your parents, lie to ourselves
仅仅为了每周在这小岛上幽会 and escape to an island every weekend, just to be together.
我们在一起不会有将来的 We don't have a future together.
我们不是约翰和萨拉 We're not John and Sara.
当今天结束 我们依然是我们 At the end of the day, we're still ourselves.
我明白 I know.
你真的明白么 Do you?
仔细想想 莱克丝 Think about it, lux.
这样的关系对你来说真的足够吗 Is this really ever going to be enough for you?
因为我最不希望的 就是伤你的心 Because the last person's heart I want to break is yours.
你呐 You.
干嘛 What?
说什么男人之夜 Guys' night.
你叫我忘了艾玛 You tell me to forget about Emma,
却把我们拉到这里来找凯特 and you drag us down here to chase down Cate?
这不一样啊 Yeah, well, it's different.
我忘不了凯特 我们结婚了呀 I can't forget about Cate. I married her.
是吗 那你应该理解 Well, you know,
我也忘不了艾玛 I can't forget about Emma, either.
你知道吗 You know what?
我觉得眼下喝酒留胡茬 I think that maybe being beer-drinking,
可不是什么好主意 hairy-backed knuckle draggers wasn't the best idea.
我不想过什么男人之夜 I don't want a guys' night.
不想在狂野酒吧里鬼混 I don't want to be at Wild Bar.
我想知道艾玛到底怎么了 I want to know what the hell is going on with Emma.
如果她再也不想见我了 I mean, if she never wants to see me again,
如果她觉得这一切都是个玩笑 if she thinks the whole thing is a big joke
如果她觉得 我本身就是个大玩笑 because she thinks... She thinks that I'm a big joke,
不管怎样 我只想弄清真相 I just want to know the truth.
那只会让你心里更不好受 It's just going to make it worse, man.
听我的 I'm telling you.
我这辈子都没这么难受过 I can't feel any worse than I do.
我想凯特也是这种感觉 And I bet the same thing goes for Cate.
现在肯定也是她最难熬的时期 She can't feel any worse than she does right now.
来啊 Come here.
狂野酒吧
我喝醉了 刚刚在台球桌上输了件胸衣 I'm drunk, I just lost my bra in Strip Pool,
你现在居然想和我谈谈 and now you want to talk?
太不是时候了吧 That's great.
朱丽叶和我一起工作 Julia and I worked together.
我们就这么认识了 That's how we met.
后来我们开始约会 We started dating.
我搬去和她同居 I moved in.
一起住了三年 然后分手了 Three years later, I moved out.
三年 Three years?
你和她住了三年 You lived with her for three years?
你们为什么分手 Well, why did it end?
我向她求婚 她拒绝了 Because I proposed and she said no.
她说她不相信婚姻 She said she didn't believe in marriage.
或许她只是不相信我 Maybe she didn't believe in marriage to me.
她不想和你结婚 She didn't want to marry you,
然后呢 So you... You, what?
然后你就... You just...
拿我当替补吗 You settled for me?
不 No.
不 凯特 不是这样的 No, Cate, that's... That's not it.
她甩了我 I mean, her ending it--
所以 我才能遇见你 That's... That's what led me to you.
你忘记她了吗 Are you over her?
当然 我已经释怀了 我娶了你 Yeah. I mean, I moved on. I married you.
我选择了你 I chose you.
我问的不是这个 That's not what I asked you.
我问的是 What I asked you
你现在是不是百分之百忘记她了 is if you are 100% completely over her.
没有 No.
凯特 没错 我... Look, Cate, yes, I-I...
我的确对她还有依恋 I have feelings for Julia,
可你和贝斯不也一样吗 But how is that different than Baze?
我说 我们结婚的前一晚你去找他 I mean, you went to him the night before our wedding.
可是你选择了我 But you chose me.
你和朱丽叶的事 跟我不一样 You and Julia-- that is not the same thing, okay?
因为贝斯的事 我向你坦白了 Because I told you about Baze.
这就是区别 That is the difference.
不 我们的区别是 No, the difference is,
我能处理好这个问题 I could deal with it.
我一直在试图处理好它 I've been dealing with it.
这才是我说谎的原因 That's the reason I wasn't honest.
因为我知道你接受不了 'cause I knew you couldn't handle it.
凯特 你去哪 Cate, where are you going?
叫出租车 Getting a cab.
别闹了 和我一起走吧 Come on. I'll go with you.
不 我要一个人回家 No! I am going home alone!
艾玛 Emma!
艾玛 Hey, emma!
我要和你谈谈 I need to talk to you.
我知道你觉得我们之间的关系 Look, I know that you think this relationship
不过是在车上做爱玩耍 is just fun and sex in cars and buses,
但你错了 but it's not.
至少我不这么认为 Not to me.
我在乎你 我想和你在一起 I care about you, and I want to be with you,
而且我不想你和其他男人在一起 and I don't want you to be with any other guys.
虽然我不知道那位仁兄是谁 And I don't know who this other dude is,
可是 But... But...
可是 But...
可是我想让你知道 But I want you to know that...
你想怎样 What?
该死 Oh, crap.
这里没有其他仁兄 There is no other dude.
这是我儿子 山姆 This is my son Sam.
你该走了 You need to leave now.
喂 What?
酒店住宿费 A hotel room charge?
不 你们一定搞错了 No, no. That's not right.
那张卡的主人才十六岁呢 I got that credit card for a 16-year-old.
该死 Oh, crap.
你能走快点吗 Can you walk any faster?
对不起 I'm sorry,
这条裤子勒得我好难受 But these damn pants are cutting off my circulation.
天哪 你到底有多瘦啊 Geez, how small are you?
你这是对我有意见吗 Are you seriously giving me attitude right now?
刚才可是我赶去码头给你擦屁股的 I just ran to the dock to save your ass,
这要是我 才不会叽叽喳喳抱怨个没完 So I wouldn't bitch if I were you.
好吧 Okay.
喂 Well,
孩子们 早上好 Good morning, kiddos.
嗨 Hey.
你们是不是背着我偷偷干坏事 Hey. So, uh, you're lying
还跟我撒谎 and sneaking around behind my back?
你们上哪去了 Where have you been?
我们刚刚去弄了些吃的 We just went to go get some food.
不 我问的是昨晚 No, no, no. I mean last night.
信用卡公司打电话来了 很明显 You know, the credit card company called, and apparently,
昨晚有人在阿斯托里亚岛开房 there was a hotel room charge last night in Astoria.
你们最好从实招来 One of you better start talking right now.
呃 Uh...
"呃" "Uh..."
嗯 Um...
快上车 我们走 Uh, get in the car. Let's go.
去哪 What? What?
-走啊 -我们去哪啊 - Let's go. - Where are we going?
我们去酒店 We're going to go to the hotel.
你们自己都不记得自己去了哪里 If you can't remember who you were with,
我只好去问酒店的人了 maybe someone at the hotel does.
泰莎 快上车 Tasha, get in the car.
说真的 我们这是在干嘛 Seriously, what are we doing?
我们要去阿斯托里亚 we're going to go to Astoria.
我希望你再想个更好的办法 Look, I-I hoped that you had a better plan than that.
如果凯特和贝斯发现艾瑞克和我 Look, if Cate and Baze find out that eric and I
昨晚在酒店... were in a hotel last night...
然后呢 Yeah, so what?
你就可以换个新男友了 You'll just find another boyfriend.
泰莎 他会丢了饭碗的 或许更糟 Tash, he could lose his job. Or worse.
莱克丝 我一点也不在乎 Okay, I don't really care about
丹尼尔斯会怎么样 Mr. Daniels, Lux.
好吧 那我呢 Okay, well... What about me?
你在乎我吗 Do you care about me?
我从没有过这种感觉 I've never felt this way before.
迄今为止从来没有 Not in my entire life.
泰莎 别毁了我们 好吗 Don't mess this up for me, Tash.
求你了 Please.
我该说什么好呢 What the hell am I supposed to say?
好吧 好吧 Okay. All right. All right.
我们保持冷静 战线一致 We stay calm, united front.
我们开车去码头 We drive to the docks,
希望在我们到达码头之前 and we hope that one of them cracks
她们俩会有人坦白 before we get there.
好 Okay.
你们听好了 我们是说真的 Okay, you guys, we're serious.
我要开车了 I'm going to start this car.
我真的开啦 I... I am starting this car
倒数三秒 In three seconds.
三 One...
二 Two...
一 好吧 Three. All right.
等等 Okay, wait.
我承认 Wait.
是我和以前认识的一个男生去的 I ran into this guy we used to know,
他说阿斯托利亚好玩极了 and he told me about this rave thing in Astoria.
我就很想去 I wanted to go.
不关莱克丝的事 她只是想掩护我 Lux didn't, but she covered for me.
我确实在那间旅馆住了一宿 And I actually stayed at that hotel.
你不知道那样做不对吗 Do you have any idea how stupid that is?
简直大错特错 It's really stupid.
-对不起 -我也有错 - Sorry. -Yeah, me, too.
我得没收你的信用卡 You're gonna have to give me that credit card back.
我们还要重新订些 And we are gonna have to figure out a different way
新规矩 with some new rules.
我保证不再让你担心 I swear, you don't have to worry about me.
这心我可省不了 Um, yeah, I do...
以后不准再去琼斯家 So there's gonna be no more going over to Jones's house.
-什么 -不准再打篮球 - What?! - No more basketball.
-什么 -还没完 从今往后 - What? - Yeah, and from now on, you'll be coming home
每天放学都得回家 原因显而易见 every day after school because, apparently,
你失去了我对你原有的信任 I cannot trust you the way I thought I could.
凯特 Okay, Cate...
莱克丝 Lux.
是你自作自受 You messed up big-time.
希望那值得你付出如此大的代价 I really hope that it was worth it.
我也那么想 Yeah, me, too.
你们急着在礼拜天见我 You wanted an emergency meeting on a Sunday.
难道就是想这么干坐上一个小时 Presumably it wasn't so we would all sit in silence for the hour.
你的坦诚练习糟透了 Your honesty exercise sucked.
因为她把那曲解为质问 That's because she turned it into an inquisition.
我不说清楚朱丽叶的事她就不肯罢休 She wouldn't let up until I told her about Julia.
他为什么会想娶她 Yeah, how he wanted to marry her,
又为何会对她久久不能释怀 how he's not even really over her.
事情没那么简单 Okay, yeah, it's not that simple.
真有意思 朱丽叶和凯特状况雷同 It's interesting-- Julia and Cate share similar qualities.
朱丽叶不想嫁给你 Julia didn't want to marry you.
而凯特也同样一直在暗示你 Cate gave you plenty of signals
她不想和你结婚 that she didn't want to get married.
她在我求婚的时候扁了我一顿 She hit me when I proposed.
还和别人上了床 Oh, and she slept with someone else.
那你为何反复施压 So why did you push so hard
向凯特逼婚呢 to get Cate to marry you?
为什么不想当初对朱丽叶那样 Why didn't you just take no for an answer
不结就不结了 like you did with Julia?
我对凯特逼婚是因为我爱她 I pushed to marry Cate because I, I loved her.
不想失去她 I didn't want to lose her.
这个答案是真心的吗 That's your honest answer?
也许某种程度上说 是我逼她... Maybe I, maybe I kind of pushed her to...
说"我愿意"的 to say yes.
以此来宽慰自己 从朱丽叶的阴影中走出来 To feel better... To get over Julia saying no.
我想说的是 也许是我操之过急了 All I'm saying is maybe I rushed you.
我让我们进展太快 I rushed us.
为了自己那些不着调的理由 For whatever screwed-up reasons I had.
这么说真让我好受点啊 Well, that makes me feel really good.
凯特 Cate...
凯特 这是好事 Cate, this is a good thing,
相信我 I promise you.
想想你们之前决定结婚的初衷 Figuring out why you both chose to do what you did
才能挽救你们的婚姻 will allow the relationship to move forward.
换你说了 How about you?
本打算终生不嫁的你 You spent your whole life saying you didn't want to get married.
怎么就答应了瑞安的求婚 Why did you agree to marry Ryan?
我也不知道 I don't know.
你问我的那些问题 You're asking me all these questions
我根本没有空间去好好想清楚 and I don't even really have the space to figure them out.
我们一起生活一起工作 You know, I mean, we live together and we work together and...
你们有没有想过分开一段时间 Would you both consider a little time apart?
什么 不行 What? No, no.
你是指分居吗 Like a separation?
瑞安 假使你能找到别处暂住 Ryan, if you could find someplace else to stay,
不需要太久 just for a little while,
只要给凯特一些她所需的情感空间就好 it might give cate the emotional space she needs.
马斯让我进来的 Math let me in.
我们得谈谈 Should we talk?
你怎么对你有孩子的事 How could you not say anything
只字不提 about having a kid?
山姆11岁就不和我同住了 Sam hasn't lived with me since he was 11.
他在学校里遇到麻烦 He was getting into trouble at school...
我却束手无策 Well, you know, I just didn't know what else to do,
所以当他问起 So, you know, when he asked,
我就说他可以去跟他爸爸住 就是我前夫 I said he could go live with his dad, my ex.
可他爸爸不是什么做父亲的料 But you know, his dad really wasn't much of a dad, so...
我们最后送他去了寄宿学校 We, sent him off to boarding school,
后来他因为贩卖大麻被逮捕 And, he got arrested for selling pot,
我们只能送他去30日康复中心 and then we sent him off to some 30-day rehab place,
可他又被人轰了出来 But he got kicked out of there, too.
昨天他爸把他扔在我家门口 And, his dad dropped him off at my doorstep yesterday...
一切都来得好突然 Out of the blue.
这些孩子突然出现在家门口的事 You know, the whole kid/doorstep thing...
我都经历过 I get. Been there.
所以我都能理解 That I could live with.
你和别的男人 You and another dude,
可现在的局面 我有点乱 Now that's... You know, I can't, i can't deal with that.
但我对你 对我们 都是认真的 But I'm... I'm serious about you, about us.
我也是 Me, too.
那你还有什么秘密想告诉我的吗 So do you have any more secrets to tell me?
敞开胸怀大胆说吧 Anything else you want to get off your chest?
我想我是真的爱上你了 I think I'm falling in love with you.
我也是 I think I am, too.
我是说爱你 不是我自己 With you, not me,
否则多奇怪啊 'cause that would be weird, you know?
变自恋狂了 Falling in love with myself.
好了 不说那些了 Right. I think a little less talking,
多点"员工关系"时间 a little more employee relations.
谢谢你又帮了我们 Thanks for doing things this again.
我这可不是破罐破摔 It's not like I have anything else to lose.
泰莎 Tasha...
她很生气 She's upset.
她是为我们铤而走险 I mean... She's risking a lot for us...
其实我们也一样 And we are, too.
艾瑞克 对我来说 这一切都值得 Eric... For me, it's worth it.
我心甘情愿 Beyond worth it.
我想过你那天问我的问题了 I thought about what you asked me--
现状对我来说 是否足够 If this was enough for me.
我知道这不是在小岛上参加婚礼 And I know that we don't have islands and weddings
你不是约翰 我也不是萨拉 and we aren't John and Sara.
但我并不关心未来 But I don't care about the future.
我就是这样的人 That's the thing about me.
我的人生从不指望着未来 All my life I-I could never count on the future
因为我总是忙于 不让已拥有的 Because I was too busy trying to keep what I had
从我身边消失 in the present from disappearing.
我不能失去你 I don't want you to go anywhere.
因为现在 你是我一切 'cause what I have right now is you.
我现在唯一想要的 What I want right now...
就是你 is you.
瑞安 Ryan.
你还欠我个人情吧 You still owe me one.