加油 加油 加油 Come on, come on, come on, come on.
天啊 Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
毁了 毁了 老兄 Come on, let's go. Let's go, buddy.
加油 加油 跑快点 跑快点 Come on, come on, we gotta move, we gotta move.
我飞飞飞飞飞 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
不不不不不 No, no, no, no, no!
接住了 Hey! Hey! Gotcha!
我不喜欢这样飞得跟熊一样 I don't like it! I don't like it!
嘴巴 翅膀 尾巴 Beak! Wing! Tail!
肋骨 Ribs!
小鸡鸡 Giblets!
我在飞 I'm flying!
不行 还是不能飞 Nope, still can't fly.
倒霉到家了 I cannot believe this.
吸气 Breathe, breathe.
走开跟屁鱼 Bottom feeder.
穿档过蛋 Up and over!
锵锵 Ta-da!
不 No, no, no, no.
别害怕 我是小丑 Look. It's okay. I'm just a clown.
天啊 Oh, boy.
叫得真是惨绝人寰 That's a loud... Loud... You're very scared of me.
被我尿了 来抱抱 好吧 不抱就不抱 Here, come here. Nope. Okay. Nope. Never mind.
破蛋日快乐 Happy hatchday!
嘿 哥们 Hi, pal.
你迟到了这么久 现在一定对自己感到很失望 You must be so disappointed in yourself for being this late.
没有 没有没有 No. No, no, no, no.
我没迟到 你看那个钟 I'm not late. Look at the time.
订单上说中午前送到 See, the order said before noon.
好吧 现在你迟到了 Okay, now you're late.
- 什么 - 你上哪去了 - What? - Where have you been?
- 真是个好问题 你瞧... - 都结束了 - It's funny you ask. You see, I was... - You missed the party.
- 那是什么 - 这个 - What is that? - That.
那个 我刚才摔了一下 Yes, see, I fell on the box.
松鼠 The squirrel?
是本店的赠品 That's on us.
我用尽了浑身的解数 阻止盒子落地 You know, I tried to keep my body between the ground and the box,
可是我好像把屁股给擦破了 but, you know, I think I got a little bruise.
看得见伤口吗 See anything back there?
听见了吗 老婆 Hear that, honey?
我们付钱请的小丑 不仅迟到了一个小时 The clown we paid to be here an hour ago
还把儿子的蛋糕压坏了 fell on our son's hatchday cake.
儿子的破蛋日派对彻底被搞毁了 That's why our son's hatchday party is ruined!
下回你再出什么岔子 最好别再编故事 And the next time you mess up, don't tell me a story,
而是给我好好负起责任 just take responsibility.
嘿 大哥 我没有编故事 Hey, man, it wasn't a story.
我是一个笨的水稻大猪 比乌鸦会打弹弓 "I'm a screwup that woke up late and fell on the thing you paid for!"
我没有编故事 我还差点溺水 It wasn't a story. I almost drowned.
以我看 这个蛋糕的钱应该算在你头上 Why don't we just settle this out and say the cake's on you.
你刚才说算在我头上 I'm sorry, it's on me?
不然算在谁头上 Well, who else would it be on?
好吧 那个我... Well, you know, I...
这么说你可能会不高兴 既然你提出来了 I'm not sure you're gonna like this, but since you asked.
要说这个蛋糕应该算在谁的头上 Rather than being on me, as you suggested,
它应该算在你头上 this cake is on you!
愤怒的小鸟
你想听故事 对吗 So, you wanna hear a story?
我拼了老命地跑 我真的是蛮拼的 I run my butt off, literally, mind you,
来送这个无谷蛋白蛋糕 to get the "gluten-free cake."
谷蛋白是个什么鬼 What the heck is gluten?
世界上真有这种奇葩的东西吗 I mean, does gluten even exist?
你到底是谁 Who are you?
你快给我滚 Get outta here!
这么快 我连蛋糕都还没吃呢 Already? But you're the only one that's had cake.
什么 What...
味道还不错 That's good stuff.
要不要尝尝你老公 你爸爸脸上的蛋糕 Anybody want to eat some cake off their dad or husband?
家里有张大鬼脸 连盘子都省了 Who needs plates when you got this guy's face, right?
等等 差点忘了 Wait. I almost forgot.
按流程 我要做一个简短的客户满意度调查 You know, I'm supposed to do a quick customer satisfaction survey
然后才能滚 before I split, okay?
评分是从一颗星到三颗星 你们说我的表现值几颗星呢 So, on a scale of one to three stars, what would you say about my performance?
另外别忘了 那只松鼠是...送...的... And don't forget, the squirrel was free...
- 真的很抱歉 - 不 - Sorry about this! - No!
怪我啰 My bad.
恭喜两位 Congratulations!
是个男孩 It's a boy!
海苔眉毛 Hey, Eyebrows.
海苔眉毛 Eyebrows!
失物招领
法官大人 我们家一直以来奉行的都是自然破壳法 Your Honor, our family has always practiced natural childhatch.
新生儿先天不全的风险实在太大了 The risks of having a scrambled infant are too great.
本该放着音乐 There was going to be music,
鸟巢里本该铺满刚采摘的美丽花朵 the nest was going to be full of beautiful, fresh-cut flowers.
然后 他睁开眼睛第一眼看到 And the first two faces he was going to see
本该是他的爸爸和妈妈的慈爱的脸庞 were the loving faces of his mother and his father.
美好的时刻再也找不回来了 We can never get that moment back.
夫人 我也不希望你们的娃娃睁开眼睛第一个看到的是我 Ma'am, I never wanted my face to be the first face your baby saw.
我们何必在这浪费时间 I mean, what are we talking about here?
说不定他压根就不记得我 He probably doesn't even remember me.
爸爸 Daddy!
不不不 嘘 别乱叫 No, no, no. No. Shut up.
别乱认 别 Shut up.
淡定点 Cool it.
女士们先生们 我是那个暴脾气的鸟吗 Ladies and gentlemen, am I a passionate bird?
是的 Yes.
除了我还有谁 Guilty as can be.
那个蛋糕可是上等货 It was a quality cake.
听着 我经历千辛万苦才准时送到 Look, I worked very hard to get it there on time
可是他 竟然一口都不尝 and he wouldn't even try it!
胖红先生 我们是一个欢乐和谐的鸟类族群 Mr. Red, we are a happy, happy bird community.
在无敌神鹰的庇护下 Under the protection of Mighty Eagle,
我们劳动 玩耍 欢笑 我们热爱 we work, we play, we laugh, we love,
并享受这种与世无争的生活 and we live our lives free from conflict and strife, sir.
竟然某些人还能享受自己讲话的声音 We love the sound of our own voice, too, evidently.
有个笑话你可能没听过 你们为什么不会飞 Perhaps you never heard the joke, "Why don't birds fly?"
我告诉你为什么 I'm gonna tell you why.
因为我们不想去别的地方 Because where else would we ever wanna go?
好冷的笑话 Not a good joke.
那么我该怎么解释你这样的存在呢 So now, what am I to make of the likes of you?
你身上有一个改不掉的坏毛病 There seems to be a recurring issue here.
愤怒 Anger.
我才没有毛病 I don't think I have an anger issue.
我看你倒是病得不轻 I think you got an anger issue.
愤怒是破坏我们家园的杂草 Anger is a weed growing in our garden.
当发现杂草时你会怎么做 And what do you do when you find a weed?
我不知道 不过你肯定会告诉我 I don't know, but I bet you're gonna tell me.
你会把它连根拔掉 You pluck it out!
哎呀 妈呀 Oh, my God.
胖红先生 当时搬出这个村子的时候 Mr. Red, when you moved your house outside of our village,
你有没有注意到 根本就没有鸟来挽留你 did you notice that nobody tried to stop you?
村民在路上看到你时会笑笑 但是这并不代表他们喜欢你 Birds, they may smile at you on the street, but that doesn't mean they like you.
嘿 我有个问题想问你 Hey, you know what? I got a question for you.
你知不知道你那件长袍的把戏 早被大家给看穿了 Are you aware that that robe that you're wearing isn't fooling anybody?
大家都见过你走路时候的滑稽样子 法官大人 We all see ya prancing along the street, Your Honor!
其实你只有... 以下都是我个人的猜测 只有一英寸高 And you're, what, and I'm just approximating here, like, an inch tall?
你想干嘛 You... What are you doing?
瞧啊 Voilà!
这可无效 What the...
爸爸 Daddy!
胖红先生 鉴于你的罪行性质恶劣 Mr. Red, given the severity of the crimes,
我只能从重发落 对你判处法律规定范围内最严重的刑罚 I have no choice but to impose the maximum penalty allowed by the law.
接受愤怒管理课程 Anger management class.
我选择死亡 Pluck my life.
早上捉的新鲜虫子 Fresh worms caught today.
嘿 胖红 你好吗 Hey, Red. How are ya?
我糟透了 I'm horrible.
胖红 Hi, Red.
见到你真高兴 It's good to see you!
如果我也是就好了 I wish I could say the same.
竟然没事 Upsy-daisy!
谢谢 Thank you.
走吧 Let's go.
你好啊 西西 你好吗 How are you, Susie? You good?
慢慢走 慢慢走 No running. No running.
不是吧 Come on.
集体睡午觉的计划成功了吗 Hey, how's that nap schedule coming along?
哦 Oh, boy.
他们都不搞计划生育的吗 You guys ever thought about bird control?
左 右 左 右 Left, right, left, right
跑起来 There ya go.
嗨 嗨 Hey, hey.
可以了 All right.
雪莉 Shirley.
你可以的 你可以 Girly, you got this.
别摔着了 慢慢走 We don't want you to fall, now. Take your time.
慢慢走 就这样 Here we go. That's it.
你真的办到了 You're doing it!
你在逗我吗 Seriously?
还差一点点 I'm almost there.
免了 Nope.
鸽子式 Pigeon pose.
起重机式 Crane pose.
很好 我们做完了 Okay, we worked out.
有人想吃冻酸奶吗 Who's down for a froyo?
冻酸奶 Froyo.
愿神鹰保护你 "Mighty Mighty Eagle, soaring free.
守卫自由家园 天下无敌 "Defender of our homes and liberty!"
嗨 胖红 Hi, Red.
里面有你的蛋 Is one of those yours?
什么 What?
对 鸟还会飞呢 Yeah, when birds fly.
无敌神鹰是一个传奇 "Mighty Eagle is a legend."
开心一点 笑一笑 欢迎愤怒的小鸟
很搞笑是吧 You think that's funny?
让你再笑 This is funny!
去你的 Come on!
什么 What?
不能看 宝贝 Don't look, Bobby.
愤怒有可能会传染 The anger might be contagious.
快点走 Let's go!
- 它先动的手 - 快走快走 要赶快啦 - He started it. - Move it, move it! Don't look back!
拿好了 There you go.
瞧瞧这装修 Look at this.
我已经预感到结局了 This is gonna be awful.
这大概就是艺术吧 Okay, I guess that's art.
这是垃圾 That's garbage.
这个画风诡异 And that's exotic.
无愤怒什么 "Free rage" what?
嗨 Hi!
- 你好啊 欢迎你来到 - 你好 - Hi there! Welcome... - Hello.
我们无限包容小组 ...to the Infinity Acceptance group.
- 我是白姐姐 - 好的 - I am Matilda. - Okay.
一想到要和你一起踏上这段旅程 我的心就激动不已 And I'm just super psyched to be taking this journey with you!
你会爽到爆表的 You're gonna have a blast.
我这人可幽默了 I'm really fun.
认识我的人都这么说 Everybody says that about me.
嘿 大伙儿 Hey, guys.
来跟胖红打个招呼吧 Say hello to Red, everyone.
你好 Hello!
你好 胖红 Hi, Red.
知道吗 各位 我生命中的过客 Hello, birds I won't get to know well.
嘿 我现在还没收到舞会开始的通知 Hey, apparently somebody didn't get the memo that we like to start on time
明显你已经整整迟到两分钟了 because you're about two minutes late.
记住 下不为例 Don't let it happen again.
你好 我叫飞镖黄 Hi, my name is Chuck.
第一次见面搞得比较不愉快 I'm sorry we got off on the wrong foot.
我是非常喜欢你的 I like you a lot. I can tell.
好了 Okay.
胖红 你愿意跟我们大家分享一下你的故事吗 Now, Red, would you like to share your story with us?
不 我不太想 No, not really.
法院跟我提到了你在一个可爱孩子的生日派对上 Well, the court mentioned something about a rage episode
发飙的事 at a child's birthday party.
我想问一下 这课要上多久 How long is this class, anyway?
上到你学会了为止 As long as you make it.
真的 那好 Really? Okay.
先生们 很高兴见到你们 还差点认识你们 Gentlemen, very nice to see you, and to almost meet you.
在这种地方不要互相认识 Probably the nicest part of it is not getting to meet you,
可能是最好的 you know, in some weird way.
好了 那么我接下来就要 All right, so I'm gonna go ahead
转身离开这里 经过那些画风诡异的雕塑 然后... and scoot on back out past those creepy statues and...
你给我坐好 Back you go.
好的 我不走 我坐 Sure. No, I can take a seat.
那我换一种说法 So, in another sense,
你在这里要待到姐姐我通知法院 你易怒的毛病解决为止 you are here until I notify the court that your anger issues have been resolved.
哦 天啊 Oh, boy.
飞镖 Chuck!
跟胖红说说你的故事 Share your story with Red.
我 我是最不应该来上课的人 Me? I am the last guy who should be here.
仅仅吃了一张超速罚单而已 Simple speeding ticket.
法官说我的速度太快 我说:法官大人 你知道吗 我确实有罪 Judge tells me I was going too fast, so I say, "Your Honor, to be honest, I was.
你说得对 "You caught me."
我没有发怒 我非常诚实 I'm not angry. I'm honest.
那么 我是不是应该去上诚实管理课程呢 So, shouldn't I be in honesty management class?
因为 我觉得我有必要管理一下我的诚实 'Cause we gotta manage my honesty.
我想问个问题 这个故事跟你上回说的不一样 My one problem, that's a different story than you told last time.
今天我请客 兄弟们 Drinks on me, guys!
飞镖 Chuck?
好吧 也许不是冰淇淋 Okay, maybe it wasn't ice cream.
很好 谢谢 我们等了 All right, Chuck, thanks. We got it.
然后这一位是大红 And this is Terence.
我看是大怪兽 More like terrifying.
让我想想 他的档案上写... Now, it says here, in your little filey...
大红貌似卷入了... 某些事件 Terence seems to have had an incident.
炸弹黑是从两周前开始来这上课的 Now, Bomb started with us two weeks ago.
说说你的故事 炸弹 Tell us your story, Bomb.
好的 Okay.
比如有时候 情绪激动起来 Well, sometimes when I get upset,
我就会那个爆炸了 I have been known to blow up.
这是什么意思 你是想说你会发飙吗 So, like... Like, what, like, you get mad, you mean?
不 不是 Well, no.
我真的会爆炸 懂吗 I literally blow up, okay?
就像炸弹一样 就是嘭 I explode like a bomb.
所以叫炸弹 Hence the name.
惊喜派对 Surprise!
不好意思 Excuse me.
搞砸了 Party foul.
炸给我看 Do it!
现在不行 No can do.
上课之前已经炸过一次了 I just went boom-boom before class.
听着 我很想离开这 Hey, look, I don't want to be here at all,
但如果你们让这课变得有意思 那我就不走了 拜托你 走一个 but this can maybe make it a little more interesting to me, so please, explode.
你不行了 对吗 You can't do it, can you?
不 我能行 只是我今天我背有点酸疼 Yes, I can, but I'm having back issues today.
所以只能改天再来 So, I'm gonna have to take a rain check.
走一个 Do it!
但先换个地方 小兄弟 Not the time or place, little amigo.
真是一群疯子 对吧 大家伙 These guys are all nuts, huh, big man?
你是想跟我玩猜拳游戏还是聊天 Are we speaking telepathically, or you're just...
你赢了 Good talk.
跟你聊天很愉快 Nice chatting with you.
今天我们一起学习一个方法来管理我们的愤怒 用肢体活动 Today we're gonna be working on managing our anger through movement.
第一个动作 叫做舞者式 The first pose is the dancer pose.
做得很好 大红 Great form, Terence.
老鹰 苍鹭 Eagle! Heron!
孔雀 勇士 Peacock! Warrior!
山 树 兔子 鱼 蝗虫还有歌王 Mountain! Tree! Rabbit! Fish! Locust! King pigeon!
当然少不了下腰式 And of course, downward duck.
不好意思 波西米亚老姐姐 Excuse me, boring hippie lady.
那个炸弹男好像快要吐了 Looks like the explodey guy's gonna puke.
你以前做过这个动作吗 And have you done this before?
做过 但要给钱我才做 Yes, I have, but usually not for free.
我看不行 Didn't think so.
- 酸爽 - 感觉怎么样 炸弹 - Awesome. - And how are we doing over here, Bomb?
感觉好极了 拉伤了核心肌肉 Doing wonderful. Stretching out the core.
记住 要运用你的羽毛和你的爪子 充分呼吸 Just remember to breathe up through your feathers and from your talons.
那摩斯戴[合十礼] Namaste.
炸弹 Bomb?
漂亮 Nice!
我也不知道怎么回事 I don't know what happened.
我专心在做动作 心中充满了禅意 I was doing the poses, I was feeling all Zen,
白姐姐表扬了我 然后我就失控了 Matilda was digging it, then I lost my grip on it.
控制不住我体内的洪荒之力 Let it slip and it just squeaked out.
嘿 我们去哪 Hey, so, where we going?
你说什么 我们 I'm sorry. "We"?
对 我们 Yes, we.
听说这个幸福快乐博物馆新办了一个幸福画展 There's a new happiness exhibit at the Museum of Happiness
我很想去看看 that I'm dying to see.
那个什么 You know what?
我有点... 我有点情况 I... I mean, I got a... I got a thing.
情况 A thing?
莫非你有病 Like a disease?
是禽流感还是鸡痘 Is it bird flu? Chicken pox?
难道是十宗罪 Cardinal sin?
不 我的情况是指 不想出去玩 No, by "thing," I mean, like, desire not to hang out.
和你 With you.
这样 那个 没事 这样也挺好 Yeah, well... You know, may be for the best, you know,
因为我也有点情况 because I got something, too.
我差点给忘了 How did I forget?
就在你说要去 我可能也去不了了 Even if you'd said yes, I probably couldn't have gone.
我也有事 I'm busy, too.
我有...商业上的项目 买卖 大买卖 I have a business offer deal that is...
我说 炸弹 你不太适合吹牛 No, Bomb, you're not good at this, buddy.
刚开始还挺洋气的 然后就立马就LOW逼了 It's... It's charming up to a point, and now it's just sad.
我认识一个人 It's a guy I know.
他要搞一个完全新的豪华... And he's opening up a brand-new luxury
同学聚会 class reunion.
是吗 Okay.
不错 不错不错不错 Good. Good, good, good.
看来只剩我们两个了 Well, looks like it's just us.
想去吃点东西吗 Want to go get a bite?
那你那个需要带着商业项目参加的豪华同学聚会怎么办 But what about your "class reunion" where everybody brings a "business offer"?
没有的事 No, no, no.
飞镖 那是我编的 Chuck, I was lying.
没想到你还真信了 I'm sorry if I fooled you.
免谈 不行就是不行 No means no.
亲一下 My sweetheart.
干杯 Cheers.
嘿 Hey!
过来一块吧 Get over here!
鸡鸡脑袋 Hey, peckerhead!
你怎么样 老兄 What's up?
他好像动了一下 I felt a peck!
这就是传说中的无敌神鹰 This is the legendary Mighty Eagle,
守护我们的大英雄 但是已经许多年没有人见过他了 our protector and hero, but no one has seen him for years.
无敌神鹰不知去向 Mighty Eagle is missing.
无敌神鹰什么时候会回来 When's Mighty Eagle gonna come back?
海苔眉毛 你爸妈没跟你说过 无敌神鹰是虚构的吗 Eyebrows, didn't your parents ever tell you Mighty Eagle isn't real?
他怎么会知道 He doesn't know that.
- 他从小就没有爸爸妈妈 - 对 - He doesn't have parents. - Yeah.
他连朋友也没有 Or even friends.
找到啦 Eureka!
跟爸爸说再见 Say bye to Daddy.
再见 Bye-bye!
- 再见 小宝贝们 - 再见 - Goodbye, hatchlings. - Bye!
周末愉快 Have a happy day!
早上好 Good morning!
法官 法官大人 Morning, Your Honor.
你站好 Here you go.
多保重 Bless you.
再见 'Yes! 'Bye!
晚饭爸爸做 Daddy's making dinner!
如果我的名字叫鲍比 你会不会问我是否喜欢爆脾 "If my name were Bobby Would you ask about my hobbies?
如果我的名字叫油炸 你会不会问我是否头大 "Or if my name were Judas Would you ask me what my mood is?
我欢笑 我哭泣 我热爱 我憎恨 "I laugh, I cry, I love, I hate
我留下的远不止 爆炸的伤痕 "I do so much more than detonate"
你们感受一下 Think about it.
实在是太感人了 That was beautiful.
我都快要哭出来了 You're gonna make me cry!
感动得我竟然无言以对 Yeah, that was some real clever symbolism.
胖红 下面来听听你的诗吧 Red, why don't we hear your poem?
我可没有诗 I don't have a poem.
为什么 Why not?
因为我压根就没写 Because I didn't write one.
好吧 Right.
是因为什么没写 And is there a reason?
我本来是要打算写的 Well, you know, I was gonna do it,
然后我灵机一动 转念一想 恍然大悟 我好像是在浪费生命 but then I thought about it and I realized, "This is a huge waste of my time."
所以我就没写 So, I didn't do it.
深呼吸深呼吸 Deep breath, deep breath.
深呼吸 Deep breath!
又是心如止水的我了 And we're back in the now.
飞镖 你的手从刚才举到现在了 Chuck! You've had your hand up the whole time.
我写的是仇恨引发的血案 My poem is about a hate crime.
不 No.
现在世道太乱 世道太乱 Lot of sickos out there. Lot of sickos.
什么 哦 什么 我用什么将你造就 "What, oh, what did I make you of?
我用爱将你造就 "I made you out of love
没想到 为时已晚 "But wait, too late!
你已经彻底玩完 "Now I see your fate
某些惹是生非之徒 生生扯断了你的臂弯 "Some very troubled somebody Destroyed you out of hate
是什么令他如此看不顺眼 "What could have made him so despise
是快乐的笑容 还是你笑盈盈的眼 "Your happy smile, your laughing eyes?
你是小天使 你是真善美 "Your soul was pure, your heart was true
对你下此毒手的人 "And someone hated that
是谁 "But who?"
大红干的 Terence.
对 我自作自受 Yeah, I deserved that.
比利离开了我们 去了一个更美好的地方 Billy has passed to a higher plane of existence.
大家翅膀接翅膀 Everyone, join wings.
我们一起向他道别 Let us all say our goodbyes.
来 给我腾个地儿 我也要向他道别 Yeah, let me get in here. I gotta say goodbye.
好吧 Okay.
好吧 我就在角落里悼念他了 Okay. You know, I'll just mourn from back here.
没关系 That's fine.
比利他生前最讨厌的事情就是分别 You know, if there's one thing Billy always hated, it was goodbyes.
嘿 外面好像出什么事了 Hey, what's going on out there?
大家下课吧 Class dismissed.
我感动哭了 Very moving.
大伙儿快点儿去看看 Come on, everybody! Let's go!
大家这是要去哪 Hey, where's everybody going?
快来 有东西上岛了 Hurry! Something's coming!
最后一个跑到沙滩上的一个是傻鸟 Last one to the beach is a rotten egg!
我们走 Let's go!
让一让 借过 不好意思 Coming through! Pardon me! Excuse me!
什么 What?
又来 Again?
抢好位置 Let's get down to the beach!
跟我来 Follow the trail!
快走 快去沙滩那 Last one there is a rotten eggy!
什么 What?
我不是存心乱入 对不起 Didn't mean to photobomb you. Sorry about that.
那是什么东西 What is that thing?
看起来应该就是 那个传说中的那个不明漂浮物吧 It looks like a UFO. An Unidentified Floating Object.
爸爸 Daddy!
别乱叫 我不是你爸爸 Stop it. No, I'm not your daddy!
那是什么 What is that?
- 瞧它多大 - 它要去哪儿 - Look at the size of that thing! - Where's it going?
不知道 不过它没有减速 I don't know, but it's not stopping.
我的房子 我的房子 My house, my house.
快停下 Slow down!
停下 Stop!
我擦 What the...
这房子我花了五年才造好 That house took me five years to build.
毁掉别人心血之作的行为 简直是太可耻了 It's such a shame when you create something and someone just destroys it.
女士们先生们 Ladies and gentlemen,
有请我们的特别来宾 we have a very special guest for you!
- 他是翡翠色的航海达人 - 大家小心 - He's a green marine sailing machine. - Careful, now.
他迫切想向世人展示他的慷慨 And he's keen to let you know he's not mean!
请大家拍动翅膀欢迎 莱纳德 Put your wings together for Leonard!
非常感谢 Thank you so much.
大家不用鼓掌 Please hold your applause.
我的世界向大家问好 Greetings from my world!
我来自猪的世界 The world of the pigs.
猪是什么 What's a pig?
本人就是只猪 I am a Pig.
什么毛病 Unbelievable.
上哪去 Where we going?
反了 Wrong way.
不好意思 失灵了 Oopsie. Not working.
这都排练多少遍了 We practiced this 100 times.
- 要命 - 拿过来 - Oh, man. - Give it to me.
出场重新来过 We're gonna come in again.
拿去吧 I'm so sorry.
我的名字叫莱纳德 朋友们管我叫呵呵笑 My name is Leonard, but my friends call me Chuckles.
出手真是大方 Very generous!
- 谢谢 - 我们没有恶意 - Thank... - We mean no harm.
我们从大海从那头看到你们的小岛 心想 We saw your island across the sea, and we thought,
他们在干什么呢 "Wonder what they're up to."
可是这里是世界上唯一的陆地 But there's no other place besides here.
还有其它陆地 Yes, there is.
- 我们就是从那来的... - 赶快停下 - And we are from there. - Please stop!
我们称之为猪猪岛 We call it Piggy Island.
哎呀 妈呀 Oh, my God.
猪就是猪猪的猪 猪猪岛 P-I-double-G-Y Island.
除了你还有谁 Who else is out there?
我和我的大副肉丝一起走遍了世界 My first officer, Ross, and I have sailed everywhere.
我一个人勇敢地对抗大海 One brave soul against the sea.
还有肉丝 And Ross.
打断一下 Excuse me.
你们是来摧毁我们所有人的房子 还是就我那幢 Have you come to smash all of our houses or just mine?
天啊 Oh, man!
你也想要礼物篮是吗 Somebody want a gift basket?
拜托拜托 不要害怕 Please, please, don't be afraid.
我和我的搭档肉丝 是真心追寻友谊来的 My partner and I request the honor of your friendship.
肉丝 让他们见识一下 Ross, show 'em how we do it.
别担心 他已经打过疫苗了 Don't worry, he's had all his shots.
我们是朋友了 We're all friends now!
嘿 朋友们 Hi, friends.
不喜欢抱抱 Not a hugger.
欢迎你们来到小鸟岛 Welcome to Bird Island!
欢迎我们的新朋友猪猪们 Welcome to our new friends, the pigs.
今晚我们要举行庆典 Let us have a celebration!
- 能握个手吗 - 欢迎你们 - Put 'er there! - Welcome!
- 抱歉 - 蹄子握翅膀 - Sorry. - And a hoof to a wing.
我们要为猪猪们献上一段特别的演出 We would like to honor the pigs with a special performance.
小心 继续碰碰 带你飞 Watch out. Shakin' my bacon!
他们连毛都没有 They don't have feathers?
就这样光着身子 暴露地晃来晃去 You know, they're just walking around naked,
到处卖弄自己 just presenting themselves.
这画面简直太污了 I'm looking at all their business here.
你行你上啊 不行别瞎哔哔 That part about them I really admire.
现在有请我们的特别来宾 猪猪们 Now we would like to welcome our special guests, the pigs!
谢谢 All right!
谢谢你们友好而热情的周到款待 Thank you for your kindness and hospitality.
我代表我们的国王送上最热忱的问候 Our king sends his warmest regards.
国王 "King"?
你们已经向我们展示了 这座古朴的小岛屿的魅力 You have shared with us the wonders of your quaint, simple little island.
放下横幅 肉丝 Drop the banner, Ross!
现在请允许我们斗胆向你们展示一下我们的魅力 Now we would love to humbly share some of the wonders of our world.
对 斗你妹的狗屁胆 Yeah. Humble, my bird butt.
注意文明用语 Language.
一百年之后 许多人会问 A hundred years from now, everyone will ask,
猪猪和小鸟之间的友谊 究竟是如何产生的 "How did the friendship between the pigs and the birds start?"
- 谁会问 - 不 - Who cares? - Oh, no.
我这么说吧 超级野人够吗 Well, let them say we lit up the night!
我的妈妈呀 Holy moly!
我们的心血之作又被他们毁了 Hey, look, they destroyed more of the stuff we worked hard to build.
- 这还远远不够 - 好有 - But there's more! - More?
是重力失控了吗 Has gravity gone haywire?
不 比那更棒 No! Even better!
你们的猪猪朋友即将倾情献上 Your friends, the pigs, proudly give you
弹跳床 the trampoline!
- 这是我的两位助手 哼唧 - 你们好 - Those are my assistants, Oinky... - Hello.
和培根 ...and Jon Ham!
嘿 等等 我说等一下 Hold on a second.
我以为他们就来了两只猪 I thought there was only supposed to be two of these guys.
奇迹就在眼前 Squad goals!
瞧瞧这些空中飞猪吧 Look at those jiggly pigglies!
这还不算完 But that's not all.
还要让投掷变得更顺手 Throwing things just got a whole lot easier.
为大家介绍超级弹弓 Say hello to the slingshot!
- 看不见 - 太神奇了 - I can't see. - This is crazy!
你们受够了把东西搬来搬去 - Tired of carrying things from place to place? - Yeah!
现在不费吹灰之力 - Wish you could just get it there? - Yeah!
- 梦想成真啦 - 怎么做 - Well, now you can! - How?
服务员 帮我个忙 Waiters, do me a favor.
- 今晚你可以休息 - 谢谢 - Take the rest of the night off. - Thank you.
你有空帮他干活 不如修好我的房子 Hey, if you got the night off, why don't you fix my house!
又是这个家伙 Yeah, it's the same guy.
好啦 我们使用弹弓的话 只需要三个简单步骤 Well, the slingshot does it all in three easy steps.
准备 瞄准 发射 Ready, aim, fire!
接住了 I got it!
难以置信 Incredible!
- 新鲜速达 - 我要吃水果 - Flown in fresh! - Me! Me! I want fruit!
伙计们 你们的桌子上放着一模一样的水果 Guys, it's the same fruit sitting on the plates in front of you.
- 吃菠萝时小心点 - 谁来帮帮我 - Watch out for that pineapple. - Somebody, please...
现在送出最后一份礼物 And now for our last gift to you.
闭上嘴 修好我的房子 Shut up and fix my house!
我们不认识他 We don't know him.
下面我要请一位观众上来 参与表演 I'm going to ask for a volunteer from the audience.
选我... Pick me!
我应该选谁 Who should I pick?
- 谁 谁 谁 - 选我... - Who, who, who? - Pick me, Mr. Pig!
那边那位红羽毛 眉毛特别粗的兄弟 How about the red guy with the enormous eyebrows?
我 Me?
不了 不了 不了 - Yeah! - No,no,no,no,no,no.
对 就是你 Yes, you, sir.
快到台上来 Come on up here.
你今天运气真好 It's your lucky day!
你确定不要从这几百只 Are you sure you don't want to choose
高举翅膀的鸟里选一个吗 one of the hundreds of birds that had their wings up?
- 让他上来 给他让条道 - 得了 胖红 - Get him up here! - Come on, Red!
走一个吧 Have some fun!
上... Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
他害羞了 He's shy.
听见了吗 You hear that?
大家在为你欢呼 They're cheering for you.
快被你坑死了 You gotta be kidding me.
红羽毛 粗眉毛 Red guy with the eyebrows!
要是知道会被选上台 我就坐到前台去坐了 I would've sat closer had I known that I was gonna be part of the show.
好了 要干嘛 Okay, now what?
来吧 给点掌声 Come on, give him a hand.
来这边 快点 Right this way. Come on.
放轻松 别害怕 Relax. Be brave.
- 准备 - 说我吗 好 我准备好了 - Ready! - Who, me? Yeah, no, I'm ready.
- 瞄准 - 瞄准什么 - Aim! - Aim at what?
- 大家和我一起喊 - 发射 - Everybody on this one. - Fire!
谁跟我说鸟不会飞 Who says birds don't fly?
这有悖自然法则 This seems really unnatural!
但愿他没事 I hope he's okay.
嘿 别担心 Hey, don't worry!
我没事 I'm fine!
谢谢你送我回家 Thanks for the lift!
我早就想离开那个鬼地方了 I wish they would have done that 10 minutes ago.
你在盘算着搜他们的船吗 You know you want to search their boat.
什么 我才没有 What? No, I don't.
好吧 被你看穿了 Yeah, you're right, I do.
炸弹他马上就来 Bomb's on his way.
快点 我们走 Come on. Let's go.
记住 要保持安静 And remember, keep it quiet.
不错哟 Yeah.
- 我一定要给这艘船写个大大的好评 - 你轻点 - This is an impressive ship! - No. Inside voice.
声音轻点 Inside voice.
拜托 Come on.
抱歉 Sorry.
这是健身房 Piggy fitness.
我不知道 I don't know.
太诡异了 Very strange.
这些怪胎是谁啊 Who are these weirdos?
你在干嘛 我们是偷偷溜进来的 What are you doing? We're trying to sneak around.
又不是在这里包场 We didn't rent this place out.
这地方还可以包场 You can rent this place?
别闹了 Give me that!
嘿 伙计们 Hey, you guys!
No.
看来下面还藏了不少货 Looks like there's some more stuff down here.
被发现了 We were hiding.
我说嘿 你们说吼 When I say, "Hey!" you say, "Ho!"
吼... Ho!
他们还有一船的猪 There's more of them!
嘿 Hey!
吼... Ho!
没错 我回来了 That's right, I'm back.
派对好玩吗 伙计们 Enjoying the party, everyone?
刚才当你们狂欢的时候 我溜上了他们的船 Because while you were living it up, I snuck onto their boat.
- 什么 - 他说什么 - What? - What did he say?
看看我发现了什么 And look at what I found.
整整一船的猪被藏起 There's more of them than we thought!
这难道...不是做贼心虚的表现吗 Which is mysterious and weird, am I right?
嗨 Hi.
你好 女神 How ya doin'?
他之前说只有两只猪在他们的船上 Remember, he said there were only two pigs on board,
现在看来他显然是在撒谎 but he was obviously lying.
而且他们的船上有各式各样奇怪的道具 And there are strange devices on their boat!
很明显 那个他们充满了危险的气息 So, clearly, there's, you know, some messed-up stuff going on here.
有多危险 我不知道 How messed up? I don't know.
怎么个危险法 我也不知道 What specifically? I don't know that, either.
还有疑问吗 Any questions?
你偷偷溜上了他们的船 You snuck onto their boat?
你知道我做好事不求回报 You know, I don't need a reward.
你们大家不用绞尽脑汁想给我颁什么奖 不用 If you guys are trying to think of what honor to bestow upon me, don't need it.
- 嘘 - 对 嘘他们 - Boo! - Yeah, boo 'em!
嘘 Boo!
- 你们在嘘他们还是在嘘我 - 你 - You're booing them or me? - You!
是我 It's me.
这件事我可以解释 Perhaps I can explain.
诸位 我的远房亲戚都很单纯 You see, my cousins are simple folk.
瞧着 Watch.
A B C... A, B, C...
不会唱 瞧 他不会 Nothing. See? Nothing.
在确认这片新世界是非常安全的之前 I didn't want to risk their lives until I found out that the...
我不想让他们以身试险 The new world was safe.
我们还打算为你们表演一出牛仔秀 We were gonna put on a cowboy show for you.
弟兄们 奏起 LET 'er go, boys!
你走阳关道 我走独木桥 ...and I'll take the low...
要把高潮留到最后 Ixnay on the ongsay.
这是猪猪的黑话 That was Pig Latin.
也许天注定我们无法成为朋友 But perhaps it wasn't meant to be.
我相信小鸟和猪猪们是天生的好朋友 I believe that birds and pigs are meant to be friends.
可是如果我们跨越了 不应该跨越的界线的话 But if we crossed boundaries that were not meant to be crossed...
胖红先生 你应当为自己感到羞愧 你令整个族群蒙受耻辱 Mr. Red, you've shamed not only yourself, but our entire community!
我觉得你可能搞错了 I think you... You messed up there.
你其实想说的是救赎 对吗 You said "shamed" and you meant "saved," right?
我安排你去治疗改掉你的长久以来的坏毛病 I sent you to treatment to deal with your problems.
看来还得再给你加一些 Clearly, more treatment is required.
不 - No! - No!
不要再给我们的贵客制造麻烦 Do not trouble our honored guests again!
朋友们 我们非常期待观看你们的牛仔秀 My friends, we would love to see your cowboy show.
谢谢 - Yeah! - Thank you.
非常感谢 Thank you so much.
伙计们 嗨起来 Come on, everybody!
掌声响起来 Put your hands together!
嗨起来 Yeah!
随便你们 不信拉倒 Whatever. Don't listen to me.
开着小火车过来了 Party train coming through!
谁能想到缘妙不可言 并肩而站多不可思议 It's crazy that we're standing side by side
说物以类聚鸟以群分 Fighting just like two birds of a feather
要瞎 要瞎了 I can't see. I can't see.
谁说我们无法飞上天 Who's gonna tell us now that we can't fly?
我们是顽强的亡命徒 Just some roughed-up desperados
不论祸福都坚持到底 Hanging tough through thick and thin
我们所到处尘土飞扬 Kicking up dust wherever we go
你和我一定会成朋友 I can see that you and me Are gonna be friends...
最近流行骑猪吗 Piggyback rides?
走快点猪猪们 Yee-haw! Let's move it, piggies!
哦 天啊 Oh, boy.
大家站一起 拍张合照 Group picture! Group picture!
大家一起说茄子 Everybody say, "Cheese"!
- 茄子大饼 - 茄子 - Cheese omelet. - Cheese!
茄子大饼 Cheese omelet.
茄子 Classic.
不小心湿透了 Spoiler alert.
我们看看 'Step Fight up! - Jump!
我正在考虑做个什么样的头 So, I'm thinking about what kind of nest. I don't know.
就你看的绸缎一样的东西 I was in the store, and I saw this...
- 我都快要饿死了 - 吃饭时间到啦 - I am famished... - it's chow time!
我们是顽强的亡命徒 Just some roughed-up desperados
不论祸福都坚持到底 Hanging tough through thick and thin
我们所到处尘土飞扬 Kicking up dust wherever we go...
什么 What?
你和我最终会成朋友 To the end You and me are gonna be friends...
什么情况 What the heck?
谁让你们搬到我家来的 Who invited you to move in?
嘿 Hey!
不准用我的牙刷 That's my toothbrush!
快放下来 Get it out!
好了 同学们 今日格言是 All right, class, thought for the day.
水是世界上最柔软的东西 Water is the softest thing,
但与此同时 它却可以穿越高山 渗透大地 yet it can penetrate mountains and earth.
我的格言是: 什么时候结束 Here's my thought of the day. When are we done?
胖红 当毛虫的状态迎来终结 就意味着蝴蝶诞生 Red, what the caterpillar calls the end, the world calls a butterfly.
我可不可以说 你说的话我向来是一个字也听不懂 Can I just say I never understand a single thing you're talking about?
真是跟你一模一样 That's very lifelike.
有内涵 So deep.
大红 让我看看你的 And, Terence, let's see your...
我的老天 My goodness.
我不知道你原来是这么想的 I did not know you felt that way.
好 今天就上到这 Class dismissed!
现在我们大家来到了著名的棕榈树度假区 And now we've come to the prestigious Palms district.
不同毛色的小鸟聚集在这里 享用八种水果和坚果树 Where birds of all feathers flock together with eight kinds of fruit and nut trees.
大家把肚子吸一吸 Suck those bellies in.
拉仇恨 Insta-ham!
这难道就是那什么吗 Is that what I think it is?
这是鸟蛋 That's an egg.
孩子都是从这里出生的 That's how our children are born.
难道你们不生蛋吗 You guys don't lay eggs?
我做梦都希望 I wish we did.
我很荣幸 Enchanté.
你看着真诱人 亲爱的 You look delicious, my dear.
那是我们 That's us.
嘿 你好 Hey. Hello.
不好意思 兄弟 Excuse me. Buddy?
它们是易碎品 Those are fragile.
知道吗 你不能乱碰别人的蛋 Maybe you shouldn't pick 'em up, all right? Not yours.
是派对上那位朋友 My friend from the banquet.
你画得非常不错 Well, that's a very good painting.
非常不错 Very good.
对 Yeah.
规定课题是画出你的痛苦 我就画了你的痛苦 The assignment was "Paint Your Pain," so I painted your pain.
事实上我画了一整个系列 It's actually the first in a series.
给你看看 Here you go.
这幅我很喜欢 This one is nice.
这幅我命名为《宣泄》 I call this one Catharsis.
然后 哦 这幅我命名为《再见》 And I call this one Bye-Bye.
非常惟妙惟肖 Wonderful likeness.
我还以为今天精神病医院不放假 I thought you said you stored your nuts for winter.
精辟 Burn.
你们到底来干嘛的 All right, what's going on here?
是来探险的 还是来定居的 Are you explorers, or are you staying?
如果你们是来探险的 那为什么你们的人接踵而至 Because if you're explorers, then why are there more of you coming?
嗨 大家好 Hi, everybody!
我家又被你们毁了 Not my house again!
我的房子 - That's my home! - Okay!
如果你们是来定居的 为什么不直说 And you know what? If you are staying, why don't you just say so?
为什么离开家乡 And Why'd you leave your home?
我们怎么知道你们不是亡命之徒 How do we know you're not fugitives of the law?
你这样说话会让我们的客人感到难堪 You are making our guests feel unwelcome!
你没有意识到问题的严重性吗 And you're not asking basic questions.
可能是我说得还不够清楚 Maybe I wasn't clear enough.
你的观点没人会在乎 Your opinion is not needed!
我是为了大家好 Why do we have to agree?
提出问题难道不对吗 Why does it matter that we're not the same?
愤怒不是处理问题的办法 Anger is not always the answer!
大家继续参观 Continue the tour.
走起来大伙儿 Surf's up, you guys-
- 准备好解放身心 - 处理得很不错 对我来说 - So, get ready to hang loose. - That went well, if you're me.
蠢货 Dummy.
我们现在真的需要你的帮助 We could really use you right about now.
这个可以有 Wait, actually...
嘿 飞镖 我是胖红 Hey, Chuck! It's Red!
给你一秒钟 Zip on down here!
嘿 飞镖妈妈 Hey, Chuck's mom.
我能找你儿子出去玩吗 Can your son come out to play?
我的美貌可不是随便得来的 All of this does not just happen on its own.
炸弹庇护所
我刚在冲澡 Hey. Just taking a shower.
这信息量还真是大 Bomb, buddy, TMI.
我告诉你们 这些猪身上绝对有什么蹊跷 Now, I'm telling you, something isn't kosher with these pigs.
这是我们的心 Bull's-eye!
我们有责任要调查个清楚 And it's up to us to figure it out.
我们查得清楚什么呢 Figure what out, exactly?
不知道 也许他们只是喜欢玩 I don't know, maybe they're just being innovative.
开始吧 Go ahead.
全体跳伞 All aboard!
虽然看起来很二 Does seem a little odd, though.
- 成功了 - 完美 - Nailed it! - Flawless.
拜托 你们就一丁点也不觉得古怪吗 Come on, does none of this seem wrong to you guys?
告诉你们 要说谁能看出这些猪的企图 I'll tell you this, if anyone knows what these pigs are up to...
那就是无敌神鹰 - Hey! -...it's Mighty Eagle.
无敌神鹰 Mighty Eagle!
哦耶 Yeah!
看招吧 小树 Take that, tree!
吃无敌脚 Eat my foot!
美味 Tasty! Yum, yum, yum!
无敌神鹰 Mighty Eagle!
性感不 Peek-a-boo.
你们好 小鸟岛 Hello, Bird Island!
不必谢我 You're welcome.
无敌神鹰真的还活着吗 Does Mighty Eagle still live?
他真的存在过吗 Did he ever live?
如果他真的存在 他会住在哪呢 And if he did live, where would he live?
住在远古森林的智慧之湖的旁边 By the Lake of Wisdom in the Ancient Tree.
那只是个传说 That's a fairy tale.
我跑遍了岛上每一个角落 I've run all over this island.
到底哪有这样的地方 Where could that possibly be?
在高山之上 Way up high.
到达山顶的路十分漫长 It's a long way up that mountain,
其实我想说的是 我可能需要你们两个的帮助 and if I'm being honest, well, I mean, you know, I could kind of use your help.
你说什么 能不能说得清楚点 What's that? What are you trying to say?
没什么 我只是说 我可能需要你们的帮助 Nothing. I was just saying that I, you know, I could use your help.
哦 不好意思 你的声音我听不清 I'm sorry, I couldn't quite hear you over your ego.
最后那句话是什么 你能说得清楚一点吗 Could you enunciate that last word a little bit?
我需要你们的帮助 I need your help!
那你干嘛不早点说呢 Why didn't you say so?
炸弹 Bomb?
说干就干 Let's do it!
如果无敌神鹰真的存在的话 If there is a Mighty Eagle, well,
为什么我们从来没有听到他的叫声呢 how come we don't ever hear his battle cry?
我也不知道 I don't know.
也许我们听过 Maybe we have.
那个无敌神鹰叫起来会是什么鬼样子呢 What would a Mighty Eagle battle cry sound like?
我突然想到一个调调 You know what? I think I got an idea.
也许类似于这个 Maybe something like...
不 应该是这样的 No, I bet it's more like...
从理论上来说这样的叫声更符合科学 That's theoretically what it's more like, scientifically.
我又想到一个 I got one.
还不错 深入灵魂 Not bad. It's a good impression.
不过在我想象中 听起来应该更像是 But in my head, I'm kind of imagining it's something more like a...
听起来很带劲 That sounds about right.
不 我觉得应该更嗨更带感一点 Now I'm thinking maybe it's a little bit more subtle.
再加一点点马上就要爆发的感觉 Like a little bit just more majestic, like...
你好 世界 "Hello, world!
我们还在这里 "I am calling for you!"
闭嘴 别再瞎学无敌神鹰的叫声了 Stop making Mighty Eagle noises!
我感觉自己开了个托儿所 It's like running a nursery.
打包了两个傻孩子 Absolute child care.
愤怒的病说犯就犯 Someone has anger issues.
所长 我们可能爬错山了 This... This is the wrong mountain.
我的内心崩溃了 My calves are killing me.
简直就像在做梦一样 That is simply unreal.
找到智慧之湖了 The Lake of Wisdom.
你们还在磨蹭什么 What are you guys waiting for?
伙计们 快来 Guys, hurry UP!
跟小时候妈妈说的一模一样 This is what Mama talked about!
说真的 有没有感觉变智慧一点 Be honest, do I sound any wiser?
变得智慧多了好吗 Way wiser.
原来的你蠢爆了 终于说出来了 You were kind of dumb before. I can say that now.
这湖水真不是盖的 That water is no joke.
我真的能感觉到聪明才智正在我身体里... I can literally taste the intelligence and wisdom
源源不断的流动 circulating through my body now.
伙计们 鸟巢是空的 这个地方已经荒废了很多年了 Guys, nobody's here. I mean, nobody's used this place in years.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
快到岸上来 Get out of there.
别吐在他的嘴里 Don't spit in his mouth.
不 别吐回给他 No, don't spit it back!
别咽下去 Don't swallow it.
快上岸 我们走 快点 Get out. Let's go. Come on.
动作轻点 好吗 Come. Take your time, will you?
胖红 我终于找到生命的意义所在了 Red, I've found the meaning of life. It's...
闭上你的大嘴巴 Shut your Wormhole.
哇 真是他 It's him.
天啊 Oh, man.
不不不 No. No. No.
这反转太可怕了 太可怕了 Horrible turn of events. Horrible.
好吧 与其说是智慧之湖 看来叫做污秽之湖更合适 Well, not so much the Lake of Wisdom, it's more like the Lake of Whiz.
你们来就是为了看我一眼吗 Did you just come here to look at me?
还是说你们有话对我说 Or did you have something to say?
他发现我们了 I think he saw us.
哦 你真聪明 You think so?
你们通过了第一关考验 You have passed the first test!
你们找到我了 You have found me.
看着点 Look out.
睁大眼睛 Behold.
抬头仰望 Gaze upon
无敌神鹰 Mighty Eagle!
我无所不见 无所不知 I see all and know all.
你们叫什么 What are your names?
如果你真的无所不知 那你怎么会不知道我们是谁 If you know all, why don't you know who we are?
我非常清楚你们是谁 I know very well who you are.
你们是迷失的灵魂 前来这里想要寻求智慧 You are lost souls who have come here seeking wisdom.
你能给我们吗 Can we have some?
智慧 是不能从他人手中得到的 Wisdom is not something that is given.
必须通过自己的努力来获取 It is something that is attained.
好吧 再见 Okay. Goodbye.
不...别走别走 我会帮你们获得智慧的 No,no,no,no. Will I help you attain wisdom?
当然 这个我能办到 Yes. That I will do.
好的 我们之所以上山是因为我们想知道... Right. So, the reason we've climbed the mountain is that we want to know...
- 准备好 - 好吧 - Prepare... - Okay.
让你们几个眼界大开 ...to have your minds blown.
我勒个去 Son of a...
这家伙...很不错 This guy is good.
欢迎来到英雄的殿堂 Welcome to the Hall of Heroism.
真高兴能见到你的本尊 It's really amazing to meet you.
我有一张海报就贴在我的... You know, I actually have your poster up...
小心不要被这些个金光闪闪的奖杯闪瞎了眼睛 You might want to shield your eyes from the sparkle of those trophies.
有几座我不知道 没数过... How many? I have no idea. Countless, I'm sure.
十三座 Thirteen.
我住的地方跟这一比简直是个土坑 This is way nicer than my Hall of Wimpiness.
约不约 神鹰帅哥 Bring it home, mamacita.
真是难以置信 Get outta town.
什么 What the...
我看到了上个世纪的舞步 Those are some old-school moves there.
好极了 Yeah.
什么 What?
哇 Yes!
太棒了 Yeah.
显然他是高山上的一朵奇葩 但是这并不代表他没有智慧 So, he's kind of a wackadoodle. You know, that doesn't mean he's not wise.
嘿 你们是否已经厌倦了充满空气的气球 Hey, are you tired of filling your balloons with heavy old air?
现在你们有了更好的选择 Finally, there's a better way.
- 氦气气球 - 氦气 - Helium. - Helium?
是一种气体 It's a gas.
别为那个气球难过 Don't worry about your balloon.
它会平安降落在海上 It'll just land in the ocean.
鱼很喜欢吃 The fish love it.
对他的消化有好处 It's good for their tummy.
免费派对 免费派对 今年最盛大的派对 Free party, free party. It's gonna be the piggest party of the year.
- 派对 找人帮你看孩子 - 开工吧 猪猪们 - Party! Get a birdsitter. - Let's go, piggies.
这才是巧夺天工的作品 Well, now, that is some fine handiwork.
- 嘿 法官 你被逮捕了 - 什么 - Hey, Judge, you're under arrest. - What?
罪名是长得太帅了 For looking too good.
那我呢 Hello. What about me?
我...我能再带个人吗 Do... Do I get a plus one?
- 谢谢 - 给我看看 给我看看 - Thank you. - Let me see, let me see.
还真够黏糊的 That was a wet one.
还差一点点别催我 Almost there. Don't rush me!
深呼吸深呼吸 Deep breath, deep breath.
又是心如止水的我 And we're back in the now.
准备好玩向后倒了吗 Who's ready for trust falls?
- 来吧 - 不 - I gotcha. - No, no, no.
无敌 无敌神鹰保护你 Mighty, Mighty Eagle Soaring free
守卫自由家园天下无敌 Defender of our homes And liberty
他勇敢 他幽默 Bravery! Humility!
不吹牛皮 And honesty
相信你们从小都是在学校唱着这首歌长大的 You must have grown up singing this song in school.
对 是的没错 Yeah. Yes, we did.
没错 是的 Right. Yeah.
无敌无敌神鹰... Mighty, Mighty Eagle
保护你 Rescue me
现在你们来唱第二段 Now, you do the second verse.
快点儿 Come on.
- 我 - 没错 - Me? - Yes.
唱吧 快唱 Do it. Do it.
无敌神鹰翅膀拍不停 Mighty, Mighty Eagle Flap your wings
很好 Yeah.
洞穴里的东西全都亮晶晶 And fill up your big cave With all your fancy things
没错 That's it.
他讲礼貌 又热爱体育 Politeness Good sportsmanship
那不是我 That's not me.
他特别集中注意力 And a long attention span
什么 What?
无敌无敌神鹰... Mighty, Mighty Eagle
好棒 Yeah!
飞镖 你唱下去 Take it away, Charles.
伟大的英雄无敌神鹰 Great heroic Mighty Eagle
他的羽毛美过海上精灵 With finer plumage Than a seagull
不要停 Sing it.
他好好学习天天向上 Ambidexterity Pottery
学了挖掘机 And bankruptcy
无敌无敌神鹰... Mighty, Mighty Eagle
一起唱... Harmonize. Harmonize.
保护你 Rescue me
哇 你们唱得比我还好 You know it better than me.
好 说正事 有一天 So, anyway, the other day,
这群猪不知从哪冒了出来 整件事让我觉得非常可疑 these pigs showed up out of nowhere, and it caused me a great deal of suspicion...
然后 他头也不回的走了 And he's walking out of the room.
这算什么 我不明白 I don't get this.
这家伙一天到晚宅在家里 大门不出二门不迈的 This guy sits here on his butt, all alone, clearly doesn't leave the house.
他吹得天花乱坠 其实他心里就只关心他自己 He talks a good game, but he doesn't care about anyone but himself.
听起来就是你的翻版 Sounds a lot like you.
很好 感谢你的观点 飞镖 Good. Thank you for your opinion, Chuck.
你好啊 Well, hello.
- 你好 无敌神鹰 - 什么 - Hello? Mighty Eagle? - What?
你在干什么 What are you doing?
- 我在体察民情 - 什么 - I'm bird-watching. - What?
你自己看 Take a peek.
你真是重口味 - You're disgusting. - Yeah.
听着 你到底打算帮我们还是不帮 Look, are you gonna help us or not?
- 我现在就在帮你们 - 你就是这么帮忙的 - I am helping you. - No, this is you helping.
用双筒望远镜偷偷摸摸看老奶奶 等等 Looking through binoculars, spying on old ladies.
这是什么 What is that?
等等 Wait.
天哪... Oh, my...
我猜对了 I was right.
我猜对了 我就知道 I was right. I knew it!
炸弹 飞镖 我们得快离开这 Bomb, Chuck, hurry up! Get out here!
无敌神鹰 带我们飞下去 快 Mighty Eagle, hey, fly us down there now.
不 No.
不好意思 什么 I'm sorry. What?
我已经金盆洗手了 我退休了 I don't do that anymore. I'm retired.
其实是太累了 Mostly just tired.
你们自己去解决 我之所以锻炼你们就是为了这一刻 Go handle it yourself. This is everything I've prepared you for.
什么 你锻炼我们什么了 What? Prepared us for?
难道我失忆了吗 Hold on, did I miss something?
让我快速翻阅一下我的笔记本 Let me just go through my notes really quick. Let's see.
极度自恋 疯狂自恋 卡拉OK Crazy stuff, bragging, crazy stuff, karaoke.
不 我在这没得到任何有用的东西 No, see, I don't see anything useful here.
整个世界 所有我们认识的鸟 都在危险之中 The whole world, everyone we know, is in danger.
是的没错 Yes, it is.
那你们还愣着干嘛 So, off you go.
嘿 你知道吗 Hey, you know what?
我曾经那么相信你 I used to believe in you.
在小的时候 我坚信永远不会有坏事发生 When I was a kid, I believed nothing really bad could ever happen
因为你在这里 because you were here.
可现在 我意识到全世界的命运掌握在我这样的白痴手里 And now I see the fate of the world hangs on idiots like me.
这件事 先生 让我有些害怕 And that, sir, is sort of terrifying.
你们真的应该走了 It's time for you to go.
我很失望 明明我们鸟类之中只有你会飞 You know, it's really upsetting to me that you're the only bird that can fly
可是你却不肯飞 and you're too afraid to do it.
嘿 伙计们 这没我们什么事了 他根本不是英雄 Hey, guys, come on, let's go. We're done here. He's no hero.
那个 我下周二要开个派对 So, I'm having a party next Tuesday.
- 我说你有没有可能露个脸... - 走了 - Could you just do, like, a little pop in? - Come on.
快点 跑快点 Come on, run faster!
加油加油 我们走 Come on, come on, come on, let's go.
我判处你们所有人强制狂欢四个小时 I sentence you all to four hours of hard partying.
下面的小心 Look out below!
- 他们在偷大家的蛋 - 追上去 - They're taking the eggs! - Follow 'em.
哦 完了 Oh, man!
快点 Move it!
时间刚好 真是太妙了 Right on time. Eggcellent.
飞镖 快去把派对叫停 快 Chuck, go shut that party down now!
可我只知道怎么让派对嗨起来 Me? But I only know how to get parties started!
- 快去 - 遵命 - Go! - On it.
- 炸弹 和我去阻止他们 - 好 - Bomb, we gotta stop 'em. - Yeah.
动作要再快一点 Gotta get more speed!
- 飞镖 - 来了 It's Chuck time!
快上船 Get to the ship!
快点走 Move 'em out!
接住 Catch.
大家别开派对了 你们的蛋被人偷了 Can everybody please stop partying? There are eggs being stolen!
白姐姐 我们需要你的帮助 那些猪在偷我们的蛋 Matilda, we need your help. The pigs are stealing our eggs!
什么 What?
我飞起来了 I'm airborne!
不 你需要立刻返回村子 We have to get back to the village!
不要再跳舞了 快赶紧跑起来 Stop dancing and start running!
浪费可耻 爱惜粮食 Hors d'oeuvres. My weakness.
动作快 收工回家 Come on, let's wrap it up.
- 不能让他们把蛋装上船 - 好的 - We gotta get the eggs off the ship. - Yes!
所有人都上船了吗 - Is everyone on board? - Let's go. Let's go.
利用那些弹跳床 Use the trampolines.
你能爬上去吗 Can you get up there?
发现入侵者 We've got intruders!
他们到底想干什么 What the heck are they doing?
解开绳子 让蛋掉进海里 Untie the ropes, drop the eggs in the water.
- 把他们甩掉 快点赶他们下去 - 是 Get rid of 'em! Get him off of there!
这绳子太牢固了 根本弄不断 It's too strong. I can't break it.
炸弹 炸断铁链 Bomb, blow up the chain.
击落他们 Knock 'em down.
加油炸弹 您能办到的 Come on, Bomb, you can do this.
加油炸弹 你没问题的 快点爆炸 Come on, Bomb, you got this. Blow up.
你要先让我发火 You gotta get me mad.
好的 那个...什么能惹你发火 Okay, well, then what makes you mad?
对我说一些 不鸟我的攻击性的话 Try insulting me on a personal level.
你写的诗跟屎一样 Your poetry stinks.
你没有写诗的天赋 你很清楚 You're just a bad poet. And you know it.
我知道我知道 I know! I know!
真想洗个小鸟浴 Hey, who wants a birdie bath?
对不起 胖红 我没能办到 I'm sorry, Red. I couldn't do it.
不要放弃 还没有结束 Don't give up. This isn't over.
谢谢你们的盛情款待 Thanks for your hospitality.
启程返回猪猪岛 Set sail for Piggy Island.
不 Oh, no.
会找回来的 We'll find them.
蛋都不见了 They're all gone.
会没事的 It's okay.
胖红先生 Mr. Red.
现在我们该怎么办 What do we do now?
等等 你是在问我吗 Wait, hold on, you're asking me?
你是对的 你曾经告诫过我们 You knew. You tried to tell us.
可是我们没有听 But we didn't listen.
是我...没有听 I didn't listen.
胖红 我们需要一个领袖 Red, we need a leader.
现在怎么办 - What are we gonna do? - What do we do now?
大家等一下 我不是什么领袖... Wait a minute. I'm not a leader.
好了 那些猪偷走了我们的孩子 晴天霹雳 Okay, pigs stole our kids. That sucks.
把你们都劈傻了 Made all you guys look like idiots.
我有一个办法 You know what we gotta do?
生新的蛋 来替代这些孩子 We start replacing those kids.
姑娘们 好好干 Ladies, get busy!
让我们今晚就开始生蛋 We're gonna be laying some eggs tonight.
行了 别说了 不... No, no, stop. No, no, no, no. No.
我们不会不管那些孩子 We're not gonna replace those kids.
我们要把他们找回来 We're gonna get them back.
怎么才能把他们找回来 How are we gonna do that?
那些猪从哪里来的 我们就到哪里去 What do you mean how? The pigs already showed us how.
那里 是他们逃走的方向 That is where they went.
所以那里 就是我们要去的地方 And so, that is where we're going.
可我们要怎么从这里到那里 But how do we get from here to there?
我这样的体型 不适合游泳 I am not aquatic in the least.
这个...那个... Well, you know...
我们也来造一艘船 We're gonna build our own boat.
他们偷了你们的孩子 They stole your kids...
不 No.
他们偷了我们的孩子 They stole our kids.
这真是丧尽天良 I mean, who does that?
你们当中谁偷过别人家的孩子吗 Have you ever stolen anyone's children?
你偷过吗 Have you?
你长了张偷孩子的脸... I mean, you look like you would.
知道吗 我现在有点愤怒 And you know what? I'm a little bit angry.
更正 我真的很愤怒 Correction. I'm really angry.
我觉得不止我一只鸟 And I don't think I'm the only one.
拜托我们是鸟 我们的祖宗可是大恐龙 Come on, we're birds. We're descended from dinosaurs.
我们生来就不是吃素的 对吗 We're not supposed to be nice. Right?
对 可以 学得很像 Yeah. Point... Point made.
这里还有谁愤怒 Who else here is angry?
- 我愤怒 - 没错 - I am! - Yeah, you are.
我们要夺回我们的孩子 We're getting our kids back.
我们现在不需要什么平和 超脱 快乐的小鸟 And I don't need any calm, detached, happy birds.
那种鸟帮不上忙 我们不需要 Not gonna help us. Don't need it.
我需要的是疯狂的 愤怒的小鸟 I need some angry flockin' birds.
听懂了吗 告诉我谁愤怒 You hear me? Now, who's angry?
- 我愤怒 - 行动吧 - Yeah! Yeah! - Let's go!
能浮起来的都拿过来 Bring me everything that floats.
对 就是这样 Yeah, yeah, that's perfect. Yeah.
我以身上的每一根羽毛起誓 With every single feather of my being,
我绝不会让任何一枚蛋 从他们父母身边被夺走 I am not gonna let any of these eggs get taken from their parents.
飞镖 帮忙把这些木箱捆在一起 Chuck, I need you to tie those crates together.
交给我 You got it.
任务完成 Done and done.
谁来帮我一下... A little help here?
好吧 大家动起来 Let's go. Move it, everybody.
用你们的上半身出力 Push with your upper body.
人家没有上半身... I have no upper body!
对一群鸟来说干的很不错 Darn good for a bunch of birds.
有请莱纳德 All right!
待会儿我说吃掉 你们说蛋 When I say, "Eat the," you say, "Eggs."
- 吃掉 - 蛋 - Eat the... - Eggs.
大家太热情了 What a reception!
好了 鼻子抬起来 All right, snouts up.
这可是鼻子搭建的楼梯 谁想出来的 Man, it's a snout staircase. Who thinks of that?
欢迎回来 尊贵的大胡子国王 Welcome home, King Mudbeard!
我的父亲 还有我父亲的父亲 还有我的怪姑姑克洛伊 My father and my father's father and my weird Aunt Chloe
都曾寻找过这些蛋 have all searched for the eggs.
但只有我 大胡子国王 But only I, King Mudbeard...
我的球球 My pom-pom.
- 找到了他们 - 我们爱你莱纳德 -...have found them. - We love you, Leonard!
为大家隆重介绍 鸟蛋 I present to you the eggs!
天啊 Oh, man!
快跟哈维说再见 Say goodbye to Harvey.
一场盛宴 A feast!
我宣布在两天之后 举行一场盛宴 I proclaim a feast two nights hence.
让我们尽情享用蛋饼吧 Let's go make some omelets!
我心里有点紧张 这是正常的对吗 I feel a little nervous inside, but that's normal, right?
对 对我想是的 Yeah. Yeah, I think so.
有没有人感觉到胃里有蝴蝶在飞 Anybody else got butterflies in the stomach?
有 Yeah.
也许你这是毛毛虫吃太多了 Probably because you ate too many caterpillars.
别光顾着吃了 都给我动起来 Drop your nuts and move your butts!
快点 我们走 Come on, let's go!
噢不 Oh, no.
没想到会是这样 I wasn't expecting this.
等一下 Hold on a second.
那个家伙是国王 That guy's the king?
他一定是把那些蛋藏在他的城堡里了 He's got to have the eggs with him in the castle.
- 城堡是什么鬼呀 - 就是我们要去的地方 - What the heck's a castle? - And that's where we're going.
同学们 还记得我在课堂上是怎么教你们的吗 Hey, guys, do you remember everything you learned in my class?
- 记得 - 不 - Yep. - Nope.
- 什么课堂 - 现在把那些都忘掉 - What class? - Well, forget all of it for now.
是时候释放你们的愤怒了 Now it's time to let loose.
太好了 因为我从一开始就什么都没学 Good, because I never learned anything anyway.
我也是 我是来扩大朋友圈的 Me, neither. I actuallyjust came to socialize.
我是为零食来的 I came for the snacks.
你现在身上带零食了吗 You don't happen to have any now, do you?
深呼吸深呼吸... Deep breath, deep breath, deep breath!
我们要怎么翻过那一圈城墙 How are we gonna get over those walls?
我有主意了 我们飞过去 I'll tell you how. We're gonna fly.
记住 目标是那座城堡 Remember, the goal is the castle.
向城堡猛冲过去 Get to the castle.
谁想第一个上 Who wants to go first?
- 让我来 我我我 - 我来 - Over here! Me! Me! Me! - I do!
就你了 白姐姐 Hey! All right, Matilda.
每次都坐冷板凳 Always a bridesmaid.
做好准备 全程请勿将翅膀 爪子 嘴巴伸出弹弓外 Step right up, keep your wings, legs and feet inside the slingshot at all times.
- 赶紧射 - 好的 - Shoot it! - Okeydoke.
发射 Fire!
准备... And a one and a...
受死吧 肥猪们 Take that, porkers!
救命啊 Incoming!
炸呀宝贝 炸呀 Boom, baby, boom!
哇 高难度 Well, how about that?
我的老师居然能从屁股里射出火球 My teacher can shoot fireballs out of her butt.
你 长嘴绿 是吗 You! What's your name? Hal?
我知道 你非常与众不同 I've seen you do something strange before, right?
我想想...我非常擅长... Well, let's see, I'm really good at...
无所谓了 发射吧 Doesn't matter. Launch him.
这家伙底气很足吗 This guy looks good.
他要成功了 He's gonna make it!
真是难以置信 我们要见证历史性的一刻 This is incredible. We're witnessing history right now.
不 等等 Nope. He's coming back.
他回来了... 趴下... 蹲下 He's coming, duck. Get down.
我们赢了吗 Did we win?
没 还早着呢 兄弟 No, not quite yet, buddy.
目前还是平手 嘿 谁能给他拿个冰袋来吗 We're still tied. Hey, can we get an ice pack for Hal?
- 医疗队 - 好了 下一个是谁 - Medic! - All right, who's up next?
你能干什么 What can you do?
要餐巾纸吗 Need a tissue?
下一个是谁 我们需要能飞的不要看戏的 Who's next? We need fliers, not standbyers!
你上 Let's go!
你飞过去 让他们见识见识穆雀的可怕之处 You go out there and you show them how frightening mimes can be.
对 Yeah!
我的妈啊 Oh, my God!
我们办盛宴 我们要吃蛋 We're having a feast We're eating the eggs
举办大盛宴 吃掉所有蛋 Gonna have a big feast We're gonna eat all the eggs
什么 What?
怎么回事 What is that?
发射 Fire!
又是那个家伙 That guy again.
猪猪岛的居民们 Citizens of Pig Island,
如果你们发现有任何鸟儿在破坏你们的社区 if you spot any birds destroying your neighborhood,
尽快抓住他们 please, capture them.
- 他说什么 - 原定计划有变 - What did he say? - There's been a change of plans.
今天中午 我们就把蛋吃掉 We will eat the eggs for lunch.
他是不是说把蛋吃掉 Did he say, "Eat the eggs"?
好了 我要把你的身体团成一个球 Okay, I want you to curl up into a little ball.
好吗 减少受到的空气阻力 All right? Make yourself aerodynamic.
像这样 Like this?
- 左边去点 左边去点 - 让我去对付他们 - To the left. To the left! - Let me at 'em!
发射 Launch!
不要招惹花花强大人... Don't mess with Bubbles!
抓住他 Get him!
- 猪猪压顶 - 把他的四肢捆在一起 - Piggy pile! - Hog-tie him!
警告过你们不要招惹我 I told you not to mess with me!
哇 这个好劲爆 That blows.
咱们就是要这样 In a good way.
- 左边去点 - 等一下 - To the left! - Hold on, wait.
是你的左边 还是我的左边 My left or your left?
我的左边就是你的左边 我们面对的是同一个方向 My left is your left. We are facing the same direction.
对 很有道理 Right. Good call.
看上一只鸟落在什么位置 然后做相应的调整 Just look where the last bird went and adjust from there.
- 看我的吧 伙计们 - 好了 - I got this, you guys. - All right.
她飞得很远 但是飞得还不够远 She got far, but not far enough.
滚出我们的城市 Get out of our town!
必须离城堡再近一点儿 We have to get closer.
正义之锤 Judge power...
接受火的考验 Trial by fire!
他已经在火里烤着了 No, literally, he's on fire right now.
有没有谁去帮他一下 Can somebody please help him?
无敌神鹰 Mighty Eagle!
大红 我有一个主意 Terence, I got an idea.
能不能尽量把弹弓拉到最远 让我击中那块巨石 Do you think you can pull the slingshot back far enough to hit that giant boulder?
好了 好好瞄准那玩意 把我大力射出去 Okay. Launch me right towards the top of that thing.
准备 Ready?
我有句话要对你说 如果... Red, I'm not gonna lie to you. lam
如果你死了的话 我会很想念你的 really gonna miss you when you die.
愿你安息 我的朋友 愿你安息 Rest in peace, my friend. Rest in peace.
伙计们 不要那么矫情好吗 Hey, guys, let's not get cheesy, okay?
准备 发射 Ready? Fire!
这下肯定能成 This is gonna hurt.
什么声音 What was that?
我的屋顶 My roof!
他成功了吗 Did he make it?
但愿他没事 I hope he's okay.
我进来了 I'm in!
他成功了我就知道他能行 Yeah. I knew he'd make it!
把其他鸟射过来 Send everyone else!
守卫 有一只红色的鸟进入我们的城墙了 Guards! There is a red bird in these walls.
把他给我抓来 Bring him to me.
- 遵命 陛下 - 明白了 头儿 - Aye, aye, sir. - Roger that, boss.
不是真的在墙里 Not in these walls.
是在城堡里 In the castle!
你们到底行不行 Come on, you guys.
过来 小小鸟 过来 小小鸟 Here, pretty bird. Here, pretty bird.
立刻转移那些蛋 Transport the eggs!
左蹄 右蹄 左蹄 右蹄 Trot, trot, trot, trot, trot...
此处无蛋
要跟你发射胖红的时候一模一样 Launch me exactly the same way you did for Red...
我还没准备好... I wasn't ready!
拼了 Faster!
飞镖 是你吗 Chuck, is that you?
这他娘是什么鬼地方... This is the house of horrors.
我想告诉你 你看起来很挫 I gotta be honest, you look a little...
好了 你没事 走吧 Fine. You look fine. Come on.
炸弹在来的路上 Bomb's on his way.
立刻出动猪猪空军 Call in the Piggy Air Force!
我忠诚的子民们 My loyal subjects,
这些诡计多端的小鸟们 对我们的友善 the treacherous birds have repaid our friendship
竟报以毫无来由的无理取闹 with an unprovoked act of aggression.
他们的袭击不会得逞 The attack will fail.
我们有玻璃 我们有木材 我们还有炸药 We have glass, we have wood, we have TNT.
我们本想让他们平静的死去 但是我们现在别无选择 We tried to kill them with kindness, and now we're just gonna have to...
那个 你们懂的 - Well, you know. - Bye-bye.
谁想下一个上 Who's gonna go next?
瞄准那个城堡 Aim for that ramp.
大红 大红 大红 Terence! Terence! Terence!
这里没有蛋 没有没有没有 No eggs in here. Nope.Nope.Nope.Nope.Nope.
嘿 还是我来吧 Hey! I'm on this.
谋杀我 Redrum.
进错片场了 Never mind.
启动备用发动机 Backup engines!
等等 等一下 Wait, hold on a second.
我知道那个屁股 是炸弹 Wait, I know that rear end. That's Bomb.
不对 飞镖 那不是他屁屁 那是他的大头啦 Yeah, Chuck, that's not his rear end, that's his face, man.
- 抱歉 炸弹 - 没关系 - Sorry, Bomb. - No prob.
是很容易搞错 Easy mistake to make.
谢谢拉我出来 Thanks for getting me out.
要吃蛋 We want eggs!
被打骨折了 然后就变成了... He was sick, but then he got cured.
此处无蛋 "No eggs in here."
这些猪实在是太狡猾了 These are clever pigs.
听着 待会我跑过去解决左边那只猪 Okay, look, I'm gonna run up and tackle the pig on the left.
炸弹 你解决两只 Bomb, you could handle two.
飞镖 不知道你能不能帮上忙 Chuck, I don't know if you can help.
现在我们必须要进入那个屋子里 ... We gotta figure out a way to get into that room.
狗屁脸
你们有什么好主意吗 Anyone have any bright ideas?
你这只笨猪 你给我回来 You are gonna pay for that.
到底是怎么回事 What the heck just happened?
不好意思 你刚刚说什么 I'm sorry. You were saying?
英雄登场... And here we are?
我们找到了 We found 'em!
不是吧 Come on!
- 胖红 - 伙计们 快来 - Red! - Guys, come on!
快跟上 Quick, follow him.
- 要吃蛋 - 准备工作进行得非常顺利 - We want eggs! - Things are looking sunny side up!
伙计们 我来了 你们不会有事的 Guys, I'm here. Everything's gonna be okay.
我们马上救你们出去 We're gonna get you out of here.
- 快点 炸弹 快点 - 这就来 - Hurry up, Bomb! Come on! - I'm coming!
快点跟上 Don't lose me!
这场噩梦有完没完 Doesn't this nightmare ever end?
我的老天 Oh, boy!
要吃蛋 We want eggs!
他在那上面干什么 我们办的可是高官自助餐 What is he doing up there? This is a civilized buffet.
千万别孵化 千万别孵化 Don't hatch now. Do not hatch now.
把那个红色的家伙从我的蛋蛋上弄下来 Get that red scab off my eggs.
哦 天哪 - Hey! - Oh, man.
- 炸弹 你还好吗 - 我本来挺好 - Bomb, are you okay? - I've been better.
要吃蛋 We want eggs!
我可以利用一下我的助跑 I'm gonna get a running start.
飞镖来了 Chuck time!
算了 把他一起煮了 Fine. Boil him, too.
准备吃大餐了 Let's pig out!
看来我只能亲自动手了 那个五花肉 Looks like it's just you and me, pork belly.
把遥控器给我 I'll be taking that.
Hey!
不 No!
胖红 我们来了 Red, we're coming!
深呼吸 Deep breath.
进来了 I'm in!
装潢还挺带感 Classy joint.
我说 Hello!
你们在哪 Where is everyone?
无敌神鹰...他要上哪去呀 Mighty Eagle! Where's he going?
真不敢相信我会这么做 I can't believe I'm about to do this.
我的标志性叫声 My battle cry?
天哪 我来了 我来了 Coming in, coming in.
无敌神鹰 Mighty Eagle!
无敌神鹰 Mighty Eagle.
无敌神鹰 快醒醒 快点 你的嘴巴好臭啊 Mighty Eagle, wake up. Come on. That's bad breath.
今天不用早起 妈妈 今天不用上学 I can sleep late, Mom. It's not a school day.
把他们扔进锅里 Throw them in the pot, too.
那只大火鸡留给我 I'll have the big turkey.
胖红 Red!
我错过了什么 - Hey! - What did I miss?
你要把那些蛋安全运走 You gotta fly those eggs to safety.
小菜一碟 我们走吧 I got this. Here we go.
很好... Yes! Yes! Yes!
我的蛋蛋 My eggs!
- 别忘了飞镖和炸弹 - 谁 - Don't forget Chuck and Bomb! - Who?
他们两个 - Hey! - Those guys!
没错 Right, right.
抓住你了 Gotcha!
你休想就这么轻易逃走 You're not getting away that easy.
不 No!
- 你们别管我了 - 坚持住胖红 - Save yourselves! - Hold on, Red!
我必须去救那枚蛋 I'm gonna save that egg.
- 胖红 别逞英雄 不 - 胖红 不 - Red, don't be a hero. Red, no! - No!
大家赶快离开这里 Get out of town, everybody.
他们数量太多了 我们寡不敌众 There's just so many of them! We're outnumbered!
什么 他们有多少 What? How many?
也没有那么多啦 其实刚刚好 No, not that many. Just the right amount, really.
没必要往后看 继续往前飞 飞快一点 No need to look back. Just keep flying. Faster!
这个我要了 I'll take that.
- 不 你休想 - 抓住他 - No, you won't. - Get him!
拿到了 Gimme that!
你就是不懂得见好就收 对吗 You just don't know when to stop, do you?
我用两个字回答你 Here's a two-word answer.
看来你的弹弓小把戏要以失败告终了 Looks like your little slingshot game ends here.
- 蛋蛋给我 - 你想都别想 - Gimme that! - Not gonna happen!
哦不 Oh, no.
别挡我的路 Get out of my way!
我们一起往外冲 Every pig for themselves!
我辞职了 'Quit!
我知道该怎么做了 I know what I gotta do.
我要把那个坡道炸掉 I gotta blow up that ramp.
如果你对爆炸控制自如的话 那确实是个像样的计划 And that would be a good plan if you were good at blowing up.
我必须阻止这些飞机 I need to stop those planes.
别忘了我 飞镖 别忘了我 Remember me, Chuck. Remember me!
炸弹来了 Bomb's away!
- 哦 你们好 - 小鸡鸡 小鸡鸡 - Hi there. - Here, chickie, chickie, chickie.
小猪小猪 炸个遍 This little piggy popped.
有一群小猪卡住了 This little piggy exploded.
还有一只小猪哭 呜呜呜 我要找妈妈 And this little piggy went, "Wee, wee, wee, I want my mama!"
加油 炸弹 你可以的 Come on, Bomb, you can do this.
快爆炸 爆炸 Blow up! Blow up!
哦 不 No.
想点会炸毛的事情 Think explosive thoughts.
惊喜派对 Surprise parties!
瑜伽姿势 Yoga poses!
开飞机的猪 Pigs in airplanes!
我爆炸了 I blew up.
我故意的 On purpose.
你毁了我的房子 你这家伙什么毛病 You're wrecking my house. What's wrong with you?
你也毁了我的房子 You wrecked my house.
你的房子丑哭了 Your house was ugly.
现在我们扯平了 Well, now we're even.
全中 Strike!
快跑... Run! Run!
哦 大伙小心一点 Guys, look out!
所有人向后退 Everyone, stand back.
大红... Terence?
所有人系好安全带 相信我 Put on your seat belts, everyone. Trust me.
这可真劲爆 Well, this is dynamite.
- 找到你了 - 以我的胡子发誓 绝对不给你 - There you are. - Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin!
无敌美味的小鸟蛋蛋 Delicious bird eggy-weggy.
你不能吃鸟蛋 You can't eat eggs!
来打我呀 我是美食家 What are you gonna do? I'm a foodie.
都结束了 没戏唱了 海苔眉毛 It's over. You're finished, Eyebrows.
- 海苔眉毛 - 愤怒的病说犯就犯 - Eyebrows! - Someone has anger issues.
愤怒不是处理问题的办法 Anger is not always the answer!
好吧 你听着 Well, you know what?
我承认你赢了 I guess you win.
什么 What?
你的计划非常出色 That was an awesome plan.
当头一棒 Mind blower.
真的吗 谢谢你 Really? Well, thank you.
要知道我的邪恶计划花费了我不少心血 You know, a lot of hard work goes into my sinister plans.
我不骗你 It does.
你的计划是挺不错的 Nah, I mean, your plan was great.
不过事情总有意外的时候 But you didn't plan for this!
这将是你最后一次惹恼我 You have annoyed me for the last time.
没错 Yup.
不 No!
飞快点 Faster!
抽筋了 抽筋了 Cramp. Cramp.
是他 It's him!
快看那个 Look at that!
你看见我看见的了吗 Are you seeing what I'm seeing?
- 天啊 那是无敌神鹰吗 - 是他 - Jeez, is that Mighty Eagle? - It's him!
这家伙跟他的雕像判若两人 This guy looks nothing like his statue.
- 亲爱的 - 我们的蛋 - Honey. - Our eggs!
- 你没事吧 - 飞镖 哥们 - Are you okay? - Chuck, my man.
- 刚才看见我的壮举了吗 - 当然 - Did you see what I did back there? - Yeah.
这蛋跟你是一个模子里刻出来的 This egg is the spitting image of you.
真好 全都平安无事 There. Safe and sound.
- 他上哪去了 - 胖红 - Where is he? - Red?
他去哪了 Where is he?
我想他可能死了 I think he might be dead.
爸爸 Daddy!
他还活着 He's alive!
什么 What?
太好了 Yeah!
胖红你还活着 我以为你已经死了 Red, you're alive! I thought you had died!
或者投靠了那些猪呢 Or defected to the pigs' side.
嘿 兄弟 恭喜你捡回一条命 Hey, buddy, way to not be dead.
见到你们可真好 Hey. It's good to see you guys.
走吧 Come on.
先生 夫人 Sir. Ma'am.
我想这是你们的 I think these belong to you.
谢谢... Thank you.
猩红 飞饼 炮灰 Crimson, Woody, Ash.
- 谁 - 他在跟我们说话吗 - Who? - Is he talking to us?
你们真的把我的话听进去了 You learned your lessons well.
来吧 抱一抱 Come on, bring it in.
不 我真的不是很喜欢... No. I'm not really the affectionate type.
好吧 没有人觉得他这样的行为有点过了吗 Okay. Does it feel like this is crossing the line to anyone else?
- 有 - 没有 - Yup. - Nope.
你们是我最棒的学生 You're my prize pupils.
- 你最棒的什么 - 还不明白吗 - Your prized what? - Don't you see?
我故意让你们不要寄希望于我 这样你们才能学会对自己有信心 I had to make you lose faith in me so you could learn to have faith in yourself.
感觉完全不是那么一回事 That's really not how it felt.
告诉他们 粉红 Tell them, Rosy.
我也觉得不是那么一回事 大哥 Yeah, I don't think that's what happened, man.
瞧啊 他脸红了 Look, he's blushing.
我没有脸红 我本来就是红的 I'm not blushing. I'm just red.
好了 谁想要签名 Okay, who wants an autograph?
升起来 Hoist it up.
好极了 Nice.
重新开业 买点虫子吧 Grand reopening. Get your worms.
再高点 干得真漂亮 Well done, indeed.
感谢无敌神鹰 救了我们的蛋
那边那个是你吗 胖红 Is that you right there, Red?
真的吗 哪里 不 他们其实没有必要... Really? Where? No. They didn't have to do...
对 Yeah.
这就怪了 我... 不记得我有跪地嚎啕大哭过 That's funny, I don't remember crying on my knees like that.
不过... 算了 挺好的 But, you know, it's nice.
瞧瞧这雕像 他们归给了无敌神鹰所有的功劳 Look at that. They gave Mighty Eagle all the credit.
他们让他看起来至少比你帅一百倍 They made him look so much more handsome than you.
知道吗 要是换成过去易怒的我 这种事绝对会让我炸毛 You know, back when I was angry, that would have really ticked me off.
把这事忘了吧 Forget about that.
接下来干嘛 我们去村里吧 You know what we should do? Let's go to the village.
我们走吧 Let's do it.
事实上我很想 但是我有点情况 No, actually, I'd love to go hang out with you guys,
一个情况完了会有另一个情况 but, you know, I got this thing, and I have another thing after that thing,
总之会有各种各样的情况 所以... and there's all these things in a row, so...
你快看看那边 Would you look at that!
什么情况 What the...
温馨的鸟巢
胖红先生 欢迎回到我们的村子 Mr. Red, welcome back to the village.
无敌无敌胖红保护你 Mighty, Mighty Red You rescued me
守卫自由家园 天下无敌 Defender of our homes And liberty
- 他勇敢 - 他幽默 - Bravery - Humility
他愤怒 Anger-Y
无敌无敌胖红 Mighty, Mighty Red You
保护你 Rescued me
唉呀妈呀 Oh, my God.
你们到底是什么时候把房子重新造好的 How did you guys find the time to pull this off?
是你们拖我去做足疗按摩的时候 This is why we went to go get pedicures, isn't it?
不 我们做足疗按摩是因为享受生活 Nope. We got pedicures because we're worth it.
- 我做了脚趾甲 - 你们两不是一般的鸟儿 - I got gels. - You guys are something else.
跟你们说实话 我想念我原来的海景房 To be honest with you, I am gonna miss the beach view.
不过 没关系 风景还在 But so what? It's still there.
只不过早上醒来透过窗户看不见了 It's just not right there when I wake up and look out my window.
但你可以透过窗户看见我和炸弹 Well, you can still look out your window and see me and Bomb.
没错 Right.
所以说有好处也有坏处 So, you know, pluses and minuses.
好了 回头见 Okay. See you later.
我的尴尬症又犯了 Well, this just got awkward.
心拔凉拔凉的 That's really insensitive.
先去吃点东西吧 Want to go get a bite?
算了 我们还是回家吧 Forget it. Let's just go home.
伙计们 我跟你们闹着玩呢 Guys! I'm just messing with you.
快进来 Get in here.
- 我就知道 - 我们做室友吧 - I knew it! - Let's be roomies.
室友 我等不及要列一张清单了 Roommates! I can't wait to make a chores list.
等一下 Wait, hold on a second.
我要把我的窝搬进主卧室 I'll move my nest in the master bedroom.
炸弹 你可以住在给客人的浴室里 Bomb, you can stay in the guest house.
- 什么 不不不... - 我们搞个上下铺吧 - No, no, no. - Can we get a bunk nest?
这主意太棒了 This is gonna be perfect!
伙计们 不 Guys! No!
不错 Yeah.
摇摆起来 Groovin' out.
太好了 我全明白了 Watch this. Coming right at you.
来吧 莱纳德 Come on, Leonard.
莱纳德 没空跳舞 Leonard can't dance.
他在酝酿一个新计划 He's hatching a new plan.
好吧 也许可以跳一下下 Okay, maybe I'll dance for just a sec.
秀出你的舞技 胖红 Show 'em what you got, Red.
来吧 红色尤物 Come on, Red Stuff.
- 不 - 来吧 - No. - Yeah, yeah.
想得美 Nice try.
怎么 Hmm?
好吧 Okay.
给你 There you go.
等等 我们要去干嘛 Wait. What are we doing?
小心 Watch out.