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Bart 的兌獎罐 Lisa 的兌獎罐
這顆彈珠是對 Lisa 打掃了自己房間的獎勵 And here's a marble for Lisa for cleaning her room,
這顆彈珠是對 Bart 沒把 Lisa 房間弄亂的獎勵 and a marble for Bart for not trashing Lisa's room.
翻譯: 旗木 偏執絕非過錯 大曦瓜 微言 校對: 偏執絕非過錯 時間軸 監製: MarcoII
兩個罐子都滿了 所以你們贏得了 The jars are full, so you've earned
週六驚喜老爹日 your Saturday Surprise Dad Day!
本週六 給你們帶來過公墓彩蛋和實路微型賽車的老爹 This Saturday, from the dad who brought you cemetery paintball
本週六 給你們帶來過公墓彩蛋和實路微型賽車的老爹 and go-karts on real roads,
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將帶你體驗史上最最震撼的活動 comes the greatest activity yet...
奢華電玩展 會展中心
電玩展萬歲 Video game convention!
暴怒的飛鳥
炸藥 即將落成:兒童醫院
瞧瞧這是啥 And check these out.
貴賓卡通行 VIP passes!
還有比插隊更爽的事嘛? Is there any better feeling than cutting in line
就憑這證明尊貴身份的塑膠卡 because a plastic badge says you're special?
貴賓專用通道
俠盜獵撓手 GTS!
好多遊戲啊 So many games!
GS電視遊戲機(惡搞PS3)
靜視(惡搞動視)
Krusty 世界(惡搞魔獸世界)!? W.O.K.?!
飛翔的番茄 Ooh, the Flying Tomato.
生命之樹線上版 Ah! TMTOLO!
特權駕照 DL2L-to-D!
刺客信條-夏日之愛 Oh! ACSOL!
人體蜈蚣?! HC1?!
腸道大戰II: 穿腸破肚 Whoa! Guts of War Two: Entrails of Intestinox!
猛抽結腸 Colon slash!
殺掉直腸 Rectum kill!
我們開發的遊戲就算是神級的宅男... We've made a game that'll reward the hardcore gamer
也得花上數千小時才能... with hundreds and hundreds of hours of...
搞定 Finished it.
勝利
但為這個遊戲 我婚都離了 But working on this game cost me my marriage.
我 我連自己的雙胞胎孩子都還沒見 I-I have twins I've never met!
那你見著了一定得告訴他們 你的遊戲太弱智了 Well, when you meet them, tell them your game's too easy.
這個遊戲包含了最好的大學軍樂隊 This game has all the best college marching bands.
上有節奏精准的俄亥俄州立大學樂隊 From the precision footwork of Ohio State
下有沒法入耳的蹩腳斯坦福大學樂隊 to the lame, dead-on-arrival humor of Stanford.
我的人氣在下降(觀眾熱情) Uh-oh, I'm losing the crowd!
闖關成功 Level cleared.
下一關 在12小時的回家巴士上備考化學測驗 Next level: study for chemistry test on 12-hour bus ride home.
這真是史上最好玩的遊戲 This is the funnest game ever!
天啊 這遊戲要花多少幣啊? Man, how many quarters does this game take?
老爸 再過三分鐘 任地獄就要在G展廳發佈最新遊戲平臺了 Dad! Funtendo is unveiling their new system
老爸 再過三分鐘 任地獄就要在G展廳發佈最新遊戲平臺了 in three minutes,in Hall G!
而我們在D展廳 And we're in Hall D.
隔三個廳 剩三分鐘 Three halls, three minutes.
看老爸的 No problem.
闖關目標:限定時間內護送 Bart 和 Lisa 抵達G展廳 還剩：2次嘗試機會 0次內急解決機會
都給我讓開 閃邊 （生命值） Out of my way! Move it!
你們這群宅男都給我等正常人讓道 Geeks must yield to normals!
已滿員（G展廳）(飛盤 手槍 撬棍 滅火器） Room's full.
任地獄 Zii
闖關成功 積分表 宅人擊殺數: 23/100 傷人數: 7/10 隱藏要素: 0/10 褲鏈被拉下次數: 1
踩到他人的腳: 153/153 跳過多少矮子: 16 碰到胸的次數: 6/7 剩餘時間: 5秒 道歉次數: 0 護送孩子存活數: 2
展覽會酷斃了 Conventions rock!
給力老爹酷斃了 Fun Dad rocks!
我要睡一會兒 I need a nap!
你倆今天玩得夠盡興了 You kids have had a big day.
氣球洩氣 回家洗澡 Head up to the tub while I deflate your toys.
給力老爹救我們 Save us, Fun Dad!
明顯孩子們跟你玩得很開心 The kids sure had a good time with you.
是啊 我今天很在狀態 Yeah, I was on today.
還不是一般的在狀態啊 Scary on.
怎麼孩子從不叫我給力老媽? How come they never call me Fun Mom?
聽著 親愛的 家就像個團隊 Look, honey, a family's like a team.
既然是團隊 就得既有扣籃巨星 And on every team, you have the slam-dunking megastar
又有裁判員 and the referee.
這不公平 It's not fair.
媽媽也想給力起來 卻一直被婆婆媽媽的玩意糾結著 Moms want to be fun, but we're stuck with all the mom stuff.
好啦好啦 這麼著吧 Okay, okay, how about this:
下禮拜你陪孩子過週六驚喜老爹日 next week, you take the kids on a Saturday Surprise Dad Day.
你說... What if...
拿著零錢去逛一元店好不好? we roll pennies and go to the dollar store?
很好啊 Marge That's good, Marge!
腦子裡還有什麼爛主意趕緊都清出去 Get all the terrible ideas out of your system.
有了 I've got it!
週六驚喜老媽日帶給你們 勁爆遊戲 Your Saturday Surprise Mom Day is the X-Games!
也 勁爆遊戲 勁爆遊戲 Yay! X-Games! X-Games!
贊死啦 All right!
這看起來一點都不勁爆呢 媽 That isn't an "X," Mom.
歡迎來到基督十字遊戲展 Simpson 一家 Welcome to the Cross Games, Simpsons.
這可是基督徒們一起創立的展覽會 A Christian fellowship expo!
這兒有半個遊戲嗎? Are there at least games here?
你搞錯了 "遊戲" 代表的是 Oh, no, "games" stands for
福音運動美國使者劇集地 Gathering of American Messengers for Evangelical Sports.
運動? Sports?
"運動" 不代表運動 而是嚴格的家長監督 "Sports" stands for
"運動" 不代表運動 而是嚴格的家長監督 Strict Parental Oversight Rather Than Sports.
來嘛 寶貝們 快樂來自內心 Come on, kids, fun comes from inside.
不在於我們具體做什麼 It isn't about what we actually do.
當然在於了 Yes, it is!
我們本來就是通過這來找樂子的 That's all it is!
說得對 說得對 說得對 You're right, you're right, you're right.
那我們走吧 Let's go.
感謝上帝 Thank the Lord!
可以在《不公道管家》裡扮演罪人的小孩(《福音書》中的耶穌寓言) Two children to play debtors
可以在《不公道管家》裡扮演罪人的小孩（《福音書》中的耶穌寓言） in the Parable of the Unjust Steward.
其他孩子都去什麼勁爆遊戲展了 All the other kids are at something called the X-Games.
很抱歉 筒子們 I'm sorry, gang.
都怪我搞砸了你們的週末 I blew it.
我不喜歡大人把孩子叫"筒子" I hate it when grown-ups call kids "gang."
別太在意 老媽 Don't worry about it, Mom.
下周老爸會帶我們出去補回來的 Dad will take us on a great outing next weekend.
為啥那些老松鼠總跑到我的發動機裡自殺? Why do old squirrels always crawl into my engine to die?
恐怕我們不得不改變計畫 臨時停車了 筒子們 Guess we'll be making an unscheduled pit stop, gang.
我們不是筒子 他們很酷的 We're not a gang! Gangs are cool!
老媽 這是什麼地方? Uh, Mom, where are we?
沒什麼好怕的 Nowhere scary.
一切安好 Everything's fine.
接下來我們只要等輛拖車了 We'll just wait here for the tow truck.
那個嬰兒居然帶耳環 That newborn has earrings!
老媽 我們餓了 Mom, we're hungry.
我想我們還是下車 I guess we could make a sprint
到這些本土小餐館吃點東西果腹吧 for one of these local establishments.
他們居然用煎餅來夾食物 They're using pancakes as spoons.
快去看看他們還有沒別的花樣來吃東西 Ooh, let's see what else they do wrong.
他們居然在餐館裡賣唱片 They're selling CDs in the restaurant!
快回車上去 Back to the car!
有什麼能為您效勞的嗎? What can I get you?
一份沙拉當配菜就行啦 Oh, I'll just have a side salad.
我們不提供當配菜的沙拉 We have no side salad.
快回車上去 Back to the car!
別緊張 老媽 Relax, Mom.
試試也無妨 Be adventurous.
對啊 就當玩玩嘛 Yeah, just have fun.
老爸肯定會試試的 Dad would.
你們這最贊的菜是什麼? What's the craziest thing on the menu?
她是問招牌菜 She means the most authentic.
那就推薦你 Well, that would be
特大號煎餅卷拼盤吧 the Zelzel Minchet Aletcha Wat.
那麼給我們來一份 Then I'll have that!
沒事 Marge Okay, Marge,
你就當是拿敞篷車試車 你一定能行的 you test-drove a convertible once; you can do this.
我的老天爺 Holy casserole-y!
味道棒極了 That's good gloop!
真希望我能住在艾瑟爾比亞 I wish I lived in Ethiopia!
美味無比 還是素食 Exotic, vegetarian,
我可以把這寫到我的大學論文裡去 I can mention it in a college essay.
老媽 這東西棒極了 Mom, this is amazing!
等等 她吃的那道菜是什麼? Wait, wait, wait,what is she eating?
他們可從來沒給我上過這道菜 They've never served me that dish,
我可是入鄉隨俗戴著他們的兜帽呢 and I wear indigenous beaded headgear.
你說這個? Oh, this?
這只不過是份特大號煎餅卷拼盤罷了 It's just a little Zelzel Minchet Aletcha Wat.
這是我唯一在這裡吃過的東西 It's all I ever eat here.
他們居然給她上了菜單上沒有翻譯出來名稱的菜 They have prepared her a dish from the non-translated page!
你們也拿份煎餅來分杯羹吧 So grab a pancake and slurp some slop!
美食家們 聽我一言 Foodies,heed my call!
都來這兒敞開肚子大吃特吃吧 Commence ripping and dipping!
那麼 你們的車子是不是都拋錨了? So, did all of your cars break down?
老媽 他們可不是誤打誤撞來這的 Mom, they're here on purpose.
他們是美食家呢 They're foodies.
一點不錯 Indeed.
我們熱衷於搜尋各種美食 Our passion is to seek out interesting foods,
盡享它們的美味 然後寫在博客裡 savor their exotic flavors,then blog about them.
就像這樣 Yes.
我們還在這裡找到了韓國料理 We discovered Korean barbeque in this town.
在韓國人之前找到的? Uh, before the Koreans?
料理確實是他們做的 但是他們還是落在咱們後面了 Oh, sure they cook it,but they don't get it.
當你把煎餅送進朋友嘴中時 它就是卷餅了 "When you stick a pancake into a friend's mouth, it's a goorsha."
大家都來吃卷餅吧 Everybody goorsha!
卷餅 Goorsha!
卷餅 卷餅 卷餅 卷餅 Goorsha! Goorsha! Goorsha! Goorsha!
卷餅 卷餅 卷餅 卷餅 Goorsha! Goorsha!Goorsha! Goorsha!
卷餅 Goorsha!
Marge 孩子們又在掐架了 Marge, the kids are acting ethnic!
別擔心 Homie Relax, Homie.
嘗嘗剩下的這些卷卷卷卷卷卷卷卷餅吧 Have some leftover Galalalalalalalalah.
不要 Oh, no.
我只嘗我之前嘗過的東西 不然我堅決不沾 I don't eat anything new unless I've eaten it before.
拜託啦 老爸 當個吃貨也無妨嘛 Aw, come on, Dad, be a foodie.
你已經是個肥貨和喝貨了 You're already a fatty and a drunkie.
我不想讓自己天天想著吃吃喝喝 我只想簡簡單單地喜歡美食 I don't want to think about food, I want to like it.
我們家窗戶正對著四家不同的Krusty漢堡店 Why drive across town to savor a bowl of mystery mush
為啥我們還要大費周折 when there's four different Krusty Burgers
開車到鎮子另一邊只為一碗迷魂湯? we can see from our house?
這才是我最喜歡的餐廳 冰箱 Oh, and here's my favorite restaurant: La Fridge.
二十四小時全天候開放 衣冠不整照樣能進進出出 It's open 24 hours a day and there's no dress code.
作為美國人 What kind of American man
我們怎麼能不對世界各國的飲食文化好好探索一番? doesn't want to explore global food culture?
把我們的經歷寫到博客上 And then brag about it on the Internet.
不如我們自己開個美食博客吧 We should start our own food blog.
三張吃貨嘴 The Three Mouthketeers.
三張? Three?
你是說 你 他 還有我? You mean, one, two... me?
* 我們用博客記錄味蕾的舞動 * * We're blogging a food blog *
* Marge Bart Lisa 現在是一道 * * Marge and Bart and Lisa as one now *
* 享受美食的樂趣 * * We're having fun now *
* 為美食如癡如狂 * * Throwing down mad foodie game *
* 記下掌勺的大名 * * Knowing all the chefs' names *
* 驅車駛進小韓國 * * Rolling into K-town *
* 泡菜飯和烤肉 * * Bibimbap and bulgogi *
* 辣椒醬讓我難舍 * * The hotties that I chill with *
* 再配上韓國泡菜 * * Sriracha and kimchi *
* 給我秘制醬肉 * * Give me house-made terrines *
* 配上香熏鴨腿 * * My duck is always confit *
* 我用兩千九百萬瓦的餘熱 來燒糊我的燉肉 * * I braise with a billion more BTUs than I need *
* 用垃圾袋包著火雞 烤出感恩節的盛宴 * * Cook Thanksgiving turkey in a trash bag, sous-vide *
* 從Brindisi(義大利城市)快遞來的意式香腸 * * A fumatore in Brindisi FedEx me salami *
* 如果沒有甜筒 就別填滿雪糕 * * Don't scoop gelato unless it's got umami *
* 我真摯有如 Frank Bruni(美國美食評論員) 嚴格有如 Ruth Reichl(美國美食作家) * * I'll be frank like Bruni,ruthless like Reichl *
* 嫺熟有如 Wiley Dufresne(美國著名廚師) * * Wiley like Dufresne *
* 當我拿起麥克風 合起音樂的節奏 * * And when I take the mic out, Rhyme about radicchio *
* Colicchio(美國著名廚師)也要自愧不如 * * Criticize Colicchio *
* 酒館都有美食 * * Every pub is gastro *
* 我做的牛肉皆上乘 * * All my beef carpaccio *
* 把它們倒進去 朋友 * * Throw it in the pho, yo *
* 可別說它遜色 * * And don't you call that pho pho *
* 再嘗嘗美味的包子 * * Talk about broth-squirting dumplings *
* 包子 包子 包子 * * Dumplings,dumplings, dumplings *
* 這是我們的美食博客 * * We're blogging a food blog *
* 這是我們的美食博客 * * logging a food blog *
* 上傳我們的照片 * * Uploading pics with *
* 和我們的給力老媽一道 給力老媽 給力老媽 * * With Our Fun Mom, Fun Mom,Fun Mom. *
大家一定會愛死我們推薦的 People are loving our list of
春田99家最好吃的阿富汗餐館 of Springfield's top 99 Afghan restaurants.
對於那些不打折的餐館 我深表遺憾 I feel bad for all those places that didn't make the cut.
得了吧 吃貨們 面對現實吧 All right, food nerds, reality check.
那些照片裡的食物都已經變成粑粑了 All the food in those pictures is poop by now.
思想昇華了吧 不客氣啦 Minds blown, you're welcome.
我得提醒你們一下什麼才是真正的樂趣 I'll remind you kids what real fun is.
你們好啊 孩子們 Hey, hey, kids!
Krusty 樂園有了全新的遊樂設施 Krustyland has a new ride.
眼球的死亡之旅 The Eyeballs of Death.
以三比二的選票有驚無險的通過了安全委員會檢查 It only passed the safety panel by a three-to-two vote.
而且第三票價值不菲哦 And that third vote didn't come cheap.
我可買到星期六晚上盛大開幕式的票哦 And I've got tickets for the grand opening Saturday night.
我可買到星期六晚上盛大開幕式的票哦 for the grand opening Saturday night.
太棒了 Whoa! Cool.
孩子們 別忘了週六晚上我們的特別計畫哦 Uh, kids, don't forget about our special plans Saturday night.
對不起 爸爸 Oh, sorry, Dad.
我們的博客人氣大漲 Our blog is so popular,
我們收到了鎮裡最有特色的餐館的邀請 we got an invitation to the most exclusive restaurant in town.
就連 Kent Brockman 也就只能預約到5:30或者9:30的位子 Kent Brockman himself could only get a reservation at 5:30 or 9:30.
這家店叫做化學膳房 It's called El Chemistri,
他們是運用科學來製作食物 and they use science to make the food.
看呀...松針冰糕 Behold... pine needle sorbet.
松針...冰糕? Pine needle... sorbet?
松針冰糕? Pine needle sorbet?
我的孩子是不會吃什麼冰糕的 他們吃果子露 My kids do not eat sorbet; they eat sherbet.
而且嘴裡念成"果子露" And they pronounce it "sherbert,"
心裡卻想成霜淇淋 and they wish it was ice cream.
對不起 爸爸 這是我們的興趣所在 Sorry, Dad, this is our thing now.
拉倒吧 放"給力老爹"的鴿子 Fine, blow off Fun Dad
去吃你的八字鬍和炸糊了的小精靈 and go eat your walrus mustaches and deep-fried pixie wangs.
可恥的快樂 八字鬍
別妒忌 Homie Don't be so jealous, Homie,
孩子們最後選擇和我一塊找樂子 just because the kids are finally having fun doing something with me.
妒忌? 我會妒忌? Aah! Jealous? Me?
太可笑了 That is to laugh.
怎麼會有這種想法 The very idea.
如果有什麼事... If anything...
- 你才是會妒忌的那一個 - 我妒忌什麼? -you're the one who's jealous. -Of what?
妒忌我給孩子們帶來的快樂 Of how much fun I am to be around!
和"給力老爹"一起總是快樂時光 It's always a party with Fun Dad!
太傷心了 走不動了 Too sad to walk.
太傷心太歡樂了 走不動了 Too sad and fun to walk.
你在幹什麼? What are you doing?
當我傷心的時候 我就會做球棒 When I'm sad, I make baseball bats.
Homie 我真心不想讓你覺得被我們排斥 Homie, I don't want you to feel excluded.
你想和我們一起去 Would you like to come with us
化學膳房共進晚餐嗎? to dinner at El Chemistri?
真的嗎? Really?
你讓我加入你們的活動? You'd let me in on your thing?
就算我認為這是件很傻的事兒? Even though I think it's stupid?
當然願意 Of course.
把那把鋸子遞給我 Marge Hand me that saw, Marge.
為什麼? Why?
當我感到快樂的時候 我會做鳥巢 When I'm happy, I make birdhouses.
孩子們 猜一猜 Kids, guess what.
媽媽邀請爸爸和你們一起去享受晚餐 Mom invited me to your fancy dinner.
真好 太棒了 Cool. Awesome!
我認為"給力老爹"現在已經變成吃貨了 I guess Fun Dad is a foodie now.
吃貨老爹 吃貨老爹 吃貨老爹 Food Dad! Food Dad! Food Dad!
我是吃貨壞男孩 Tony Bourdain(美國著名廚師 作家) I'm food bad boy Tony Bourdain.
我會去任何地方吃任何東西 There's nowhere I won't go and nothing I won't eat,
只要你用綠寶石來付我的出場費 as long as I'm paid in emeralds
給我住酒店要配有能噴出熱香檳的浴盆 and my hotel room has a bidet that shoots warm champagne.
我正在新加坡小吃市場的現場 I'm here at a Singapore street-food market
和著名的美食評論家庭"三張吃貨嘴"一起 with famous blogging family, the Three Mouthketeers.
Marge 你必須得嘗嘗這個烤鰩魚 Marge, you've got to try some of this hang hir kuay chap.
超級麻辣的烤鰩魚 肚子裡還填滿了豬肥肚 Ooh, triple spicy barbecued stingray stuffed with pig organs.
給力老爹變吃貨了 Fun Dad is a foodie now!
這是我的地盤 而且永遠都是 This is my thing and always will be.
吃貨老爹 吃貨老爹 吃貨老爹 Food Dad! Food Dad! Food Dad!
和 Homer 在一起 什麼事情都變的更歡樂了 Everything's more fun with Homer.
但這是我唯一擁有的啊 But this was all I had.
別在那哭哭啼啼的 Marge Stop your bloody whinging, Marge.
是你 Gordon Ramsay (《地獄廚房》裡的名廚) Aah! Gordon Ramsay!
你搞砸了一切 藍腦袋 難道不是嗎? You fucked it up, big blue, didn't you?
你為什麼要邀請 Homer Why did you invite Homer?
他偷走了你的王牌 He stole your bloody thunder.
你可比不上他有趣 You're not as fucking fun as him,
而且你永遠都比不上 and you never will be.
親愛的 親愛的 哭泣可一點也不給力 Darling, darling, crying's not fun.
Homer 才給力 Homer's fun.
好了 滾出我的夢 Now, get out of my dream.
這是我的夢 It's my dream.
已經不再是了 Not anymore it's not.
Ramsay 快醒醒 Ramsay, awake.
剛才那是怎麼一回事兒? What in the hell was that?
我最給力 我最給力 我最給力 Fun me. Fun me. Fun me.
孩子們 我還在想 帶上你們老爸 Kids, I was thinking, was it really such a great idea
一起去吃晚宴到底妥不妥當? to invite your father to that dinner?
輕鬆點 老爸一定能為晚宴注入活力的 Relax-- Dad will be the life of the party.
他會成為第四張吃貨嘴的 He'll be the fourth Mouthketeer.
但是書裡根本就沒四個火槍手 But there weren't four Musketeers.
阿托斯 波爾多斯 阿拉米斯 還有達達尼昂(前三人為三個火槍手 達達尼昂為書中主角 三個火槍手的好友) Yeah-huh. Athos, Porthos,Aramis and D'Artagnan.
達達尼昂根本不是火槍手中的一個 D'Artagnan wasn't a Musketeer.
他只有一封給火槍隊隊長的介紹信而已 He only had a letter of introduction
而且他還把這信給弄丟了 to the captain of the guards-- which he lost!
你知道嗎 我對這次特別的晚宴十分期待 You know, I'm pretty excited about this far-out dinner.
也許我會喜歡它的 Maybe I'll like it.
我不覺得 Oh, I doubt it.
你要和一堆嬉皮一起坐在一張長桌跟前 You sit at communal tables full of hipsters.
事實上 現在我倒很理解那些嬉皮 Well, actually,I've come around on hipsters.
他們能一直戴同一頂帽子 真是勇氣可嘉 Takes a lot of guts to all wear the same hat.
那些食物都會被做成古怪的泡沫狀 And the food will all be weird foams--
用化學藥劑調味或是放在試管裡端上來 cooked with chemicals or served in a test tube.
恐怕你根本就吃不下 It's too crazy for you.
聽上去確實有點怪異 So it's weird.
不過別擔心 我會給自己找點樂子的 Don't worry, I'll make it fun.
的確 你一直都是這樣 Yeah, you always do.
那你到這來找我們 Well, here's where to meet us.
1501 西... 1501 W...
東橡樹大街 East Oak Street.
東橡樹大街 是這個嗎 East Oak Street.Is that it?
呃 是的 Uh... yes.
好 東橡樹大街 Yes, East Oak Street.
這就是你要去的地方 That's where you should go.
到時見 See you there.
別對我評頭論足 Don't you judge me.
省點勁對著保姆皺眉頭吧 Ah, save it for the sitter.
歡迎來到化學膳房 Welcome to El Chemistri.
請把這片薄荷糖含在嘴裡 Please place these mints in your mouth,
等你們可以用膳時 薄荷糖會發出震動 and when your table is ready,they will vibrate.
就是這了: 東橡樹大街 1501號 Here it is: 1501 East Oak.
門上名牌都沒有 真時髦 No name on the door-- very trendy.
你想幹嘛? What do you want?
這裡就是你們做出那些不可思議菜肴的化學廚房嗎 Is this the chemical kitchen place where you do the crazy cooking?
小聲點 夥計 Quiet, man.
好戲開始啦 The experience begins.
老爸去哪兒了? Where's Dad?
我不知道 Uh...I don't know.
也行他改變主意 Probably changed his mind
去別的地方吃甜甜圈了 and stopped off for doughnuts.
在你們面前的是解構了的凱撒沙拉 Before you is a deconstructed Caesar salad:
生菜凝膠 蛋黃冰晶 romaine lettuce gel,egg yolk ice,
麵包片泡沫以及鳳尾魚氣體 crouton foam and anchovy air.
請你們按照這個順序享用 You eat it like this:
凝膠 冰晶 泡沫 氣體 泡沫 冰晶 凝膠 氣體 gel, ice, foam, air,foam, ice, gel, foam, air.
就像 Marge說的一樣-- 化學物質和試管 Just like Marge said-- chemicals and test tubes.
開放式的廚房真是個不錯的體驗 The open kitchen is a nice touch.
我想我能在我家人來之前嘗嘗鮮 I guess I'll get started before my family gets here.
嘗一口多少錢? How much for a taste?
只要讓我開開胃就行了 You know,just to get me going.
50美元 50 bucks.
這個地方真是太棒了 Ouch. This place is fancy.
下一道菜是悲痛之湯 The next course is Regret.
看看這些嬉皮士 Hipsters.
酷得連學校都不用去 Too cool for school.
你看起來一點也不像喜歡這玩意的人 You don't look like the kind of guy who does this.
的確 我妻子也認為這個對我來說太瘋狂了 Well, my wife thinks it's too crazy for me,
但我要證明她錯了 but I'm goingto prove her wrong.
我這麼做是為了我的家庭 I'm doing this for my family.
好了 癮君子們 交出你們的冰毒 All right, Breaking Baddies,drop the meth.
拿回去 快拿回去吧 Pick up the meth!Pick up the meth!
這個最好是開胃前戲 This better be dinner theater!
現在 百味豬排 And now,pork chops 100 ways.
100塊豬排 100 pork chops!
我不敢相信老爸竟然錯過了這個 I can't believe Dad is missing this.
的確 你爸確實很有趣 不過我也很有趣 Sure, your dad's great,but I'm fun, too.
看我吃這個 Look at me eat, huh?
我在騙誰呢? Who am I kidding?
這些東西我一點都不想吃了 I'm not enjoying this.
就連這泡沫嘗起來也索然無味 Even the foam tastes like nothing.
我還是給 Homer掛個電話吧 I'm calling Homer.
啊Marge Marge!
這根本不是什麼美食餐館 This isn't a food restaurant!
這是個冰毒工廠 It's a meth restaurant!
是個冰毒工廠 A meth-taurant! Aah!
美食家們 幫幫我 Foodies, help me!
我的丈夫有危險 My husband's in danger!
我們現在還不能離開這裡 Oh, we can't leave now.
我們還沒品嘗在外太空的 We haven't had the root vegetables
絕對真空中烹製的燉菜呢 cooked in the perfect vacuum of outer space.
他們說除非你吃過了零重力培植的芹菜蘿蔔 They say you can't even understand parsnips
不然你不可能瞭解它真正的味道 until you had zero-g parsnips.
你怎麼能就這樣揚長而去! How dare you walk out on me!
你的甜點放在這個狗食袋(餐館給顧客把殘羹剩菜帶回喂狗的袋子)裡了 Your dessert is in this doggie bag
這是用藍莓餵養的蜘蛛的絲編織而成的 woven from the silk of a blueberry-fed spider.
帶上它走吧 Take it and go!
我勒個去 Ah, shucks.
我們全家打扮的漂漂亮亮的來 We get the family dressed up to go
參觀我們最喜歡的冰毒作坊 結果這裡卻被圍剿了 to our favorite meth lab,and it's all raided out.
親愛的 我還是更喜歡 Oh, honey,I always liked
你親自給我做的那些玩意 your home-cooked better anyways.
你這是要去哪? Uh, where do you think you're going?
作為妻子我必須向我的丈夫認錯啊 A wife needs to tell her husband she was wrong.
進去吧 And in you go.
對不起 Sorry.
你在這的所作所為給我帶來了不小的麻煩 Everything you've done here has created problems.
我得救救他 I've got to save him.
我的甜點 My dessert.
嘗嘗這解構了的蘋果派吧 Eat deconstructed apple pie!
媽媽 謝謝你給我做的蘋果派 Merci, Maman,pour la tarte tatin à la mode.
Marge 你害了我又救了我 Oh, Marge,you saved me from the danger you put me in.
我又高興又生氣 I am so happy and angry.
對不起 I'm sorry.
我想我只是想讓孩子們像崇拜你 I guess I just wanted the kids
一樣崇拜我 to look at me the way they look at you.
老媽 這可真了不起 Wow, Mom!That was awesome.
我們這一天裡吃了瘋狂的科技大餐的 We ate mad-scientist food
同時又摧毀了這個冰毒作坊 and broke up a meth lab in the same day.
給力老媽 給力老媽 Fun Mom! Fun Mom!
給力老媽 Fun Mom!
這才是我喜歡的泡沫飲料 Now, that's my kind of foam.
這真不錯 This is nice.
一個家庭遊樂日 A family fun day.
這是50塊錢 Here's 50 bucks.
接下來的兩個小時 For the next two hours,
不要讓我看到你們一眼 I don't want to know you exist.
家庭遊樂日 Family fun day.
* 我們開了個美食博客 * * We're bloggin' a food blog *
* 設置好我們的帳號 * * Settin' up accounts for our users *
* 在電腦上 * * Usin' computers *
* 每天發推特 * * Post tweets every day *
* 每天推特 * * Yo, yo,tweets every day, y'all *
* 從不給四星評價 * * Never give it four stars *
* 從沒給過四星評價 * * Ain't never give it four stars *
* 也許是二星 也許是三星 * * Maybe two, maybe three *
* 維護訪客評論 * * Moderatin' the comments *
* 檢查頁面 頁面 頁面 * * Checkin' the page views,page views, page views *
* 鴨子的脂肪 * * Duck fat *
* 松露的油 * * Truffle oil, yo, yo, yo *
* 我的美食就是藝術 我的美食就是藝術 * * My food is art,my food is art *
* 發自我的內心 * * It comes right from the heart. *