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是自由之城 This is Free City.
看家伙。他是卖太阳镜的人之一 Look at this guy. He's one of the sunglasses people.
戴太阳镜的人是英雄。 And the people who wear sunglasses are heroes.
他们满不在乎的态度，他们管理着小镇 They have a devil-may-care attitude and they run this town.
你真性感。 You are so hot.
,我知道。 Oh, I know.
<我> ?那甚至不是他的车 See? That's not even his car.
<我>或他的妻子。 Or his wife.
对于戴太阳镜的人来说，他们可以做任何他们想做的事情 For the sunglasses people, they get to do anything they want.
他们执行各种各样的任务 They go on all sorts of missions.
他们有很酷的头发，很酷的衣服 They got cool hair, cool clothes.
我的意思是，法律对他们来说并不是真正的法律。它们更像是温和的建议 I mean, laws aren't really laws to them. They're more like mild suggestions.
比如，我觉得他不会还那辆车的 Like, I don't think he's gonna return that car.
或者漂亮的女士 Or that nice lady.
明白我的意思吗?英雄。 See what I mean? Hero.
我的名字是盖伊，我生活在天堂。 My name is Guy, and I live in paradise.
早上好,高迪。 Good morning, Goldie.
我在自由城住了一辈子 I've lived here in Free City my whole life.
我有最好的朋友，我有一条金鱼 I've got a best friend, I've got a goldfish,
我和我在银行工作 and I work at the bank.
男人还想要? What more could a guy want?
Sunday should be warm and sunny Sunday should be warm and sunny
只是走过场的散射<我>。 with just a scattering of drive-bys.
很棒的海滩日，但不是杀手的海滩， Great day for the beach, but not Hitman's Beach,
，将被开采并喷以大口径火 which will be mined and sprayed with high-calibre fire
从一架被偷的反叛武装直升机 from a renegade gunship stolen by--
<我>,每天早上, And every morning,
我用最美味的咖啡开始我的一天 I start my day with the most delicious coffee
in the whole, wide, whole world. in the whole, wide, whole world.
中杯咖啡，加奶油，两块糖。 Medium coffee, cream, two sugars.
你知道它。。 You know it. Mmm.
! Mmm!
是出乎意料的热。 That is unexpectedly hot.
哎呀,很好。 Jeez, that's good.
就像我失去了处子之身，只是在我嘴里。 It's like losing my virginity, but in my mouth.
谢谢你用么多爱做。 Thank you for making this with such love.
不客气 You're welcome.
官约翰尼! Officer Johnny!
祝你愉快，盖伊。 Have a good one, Guy.
没有美好的一天，要有美好的一天! Don't have a good day, have a great day!
软糖。 Hold the fudge.
你是说没人把那些坏男孩买走吗?就在今天。 You mean to tell me that nobody snapped up those bad boys? Today is the day.
-就像每隔一天。-我会回来拿的。 - Like every other day. - I'll be back for those.
!如此接近。 Oh! So close.
!是有史以来最棒的一杯咖啡。 Mmm! This is the greatest cup of coffee of all time.
我想为此写首歌。 I wanna write a song about it.
我想用我的身体随着那首歌起舞。 I wanna dance to that song with my body.
我爱我的生活。 I love my life.
找到自己的路，走下去。 There's something about finding your lane and just staying in it.
为人们叫它们舒适区，它们太舒服了。 That's why they call 'em comfort zones, they're so damn comfortable.
,乔! Oh, Joe!
星期一，对吗，乔? Mondays, am I right, Joe?
-你说对了，盖伊。-是的。 - You said it, Guy. - Yeah.
在自由城，我有我需要的一切 In Free City, I have everything I need.
不开心的一天… Don't have a good day...
．..祝你今天愉快。 ...have a great day.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
当心 Take care.
除了一件事,<我>。 Except one thing.
似乎快乐。 Seem happy.
得了吧，别担心，盖伊。你会找到另一半的。 Oh, come on, don't worry about that, Guy. You gonna find someone.
没事的，巴德。 Oh, it's okay, Bud.
感觉我在找她，你知道吗? Feel like I've been looking for her forever, you know?
也许不是命中注定的。 Maybe it's not meant to be.
所有人都趴到地上! Everybody down on the ground!
我认识我要找的女人。 I know the woman I'm looking for.
，让我猜猜。 Oh, let me guess.
-有另类幽默感的女人。-幽默感。 - Woman with an offbeat sense of humour. - Sense of humour.
对自我感觉良好的天后流行音乐的痴迷。 An obsession with feel-good diva pop.
流行天后。是的,她。 Diva pop. Yes, that's her.
她在我脑子里租了个地方，不肯搬走。 She's rented space in my brain and she won't move out.
你知道吗?我不想让她么做。 And you know what? I don't want her to.
好吧,你猜怎么着?她既不搬进来，也不搬出去。 Well, guess what? She won't move either in or out.
你知道为吗?因为她根本不存在。 You know why? 'Cause she doesn't exist.
-她只是个幻想。是幻想。——是残酷的。你不但残忍。 - She's just a fantasy. It's a fantasy. - That's cruel. You're cruel.
-你现在太烂了腐烂。-我是认真的 - You're being rotten right now. Rotten. - I'm being real.
没人想当英雄。一切很快就会结束。 Nobody try to be a hero. This will all be over soon.
怎么样?下班后在海滩上喝啤酒? So how about it? Beers on the beach after work?
我们下班后当然要去海滩上喝啤酒。 Of course we're going for beers on the beach after work.
让我很高兴。 That makes me so happy.
我也是。 Me too.
你得到了? What have you got?
秘密关卡的证明。你想要的，对吧? Proof of a secret level. That's what you're looking for, right?
你有录像还是截屏? You got a video or a screen grab?
不。但我知道谁知道。 Nope. But I know who does.
想知道我怎么对付那些浪费我时间的人吗? Wanna know what I do to people who waste my time?
,哇。，有人想玩。 Oh, wow. Ooh, someone wants to play.
你是地道的英国人，还是口音过滤器? Hey, you really British, or is that an accent filter?
也许我们晚点可以见个面。 'Cause maybe we could meet up later.
我并不想去看你妈妈的地下室，谢谢。 I don't have a burning desire to see your mum's basement, thanks.
开玩笑,是吗? Got jokes, huh?
我有张地图，上面有他藏匿点的位置。 Well, I got a map, shows the location of his stash house.
不知道你要怎么进去，但如果进去，56号剪辑会让你感兴趣。 Don't know how you'll get in, but if you do, clip 56 might interest you.
现在，我有问题。 Now, I got a question.
视频有特别之处吗? What's so special about this video clip anyway?
特别的是我杀了问问题的人。 What's special is I kill people who ask questions about it.
,我明白了。乐趣。是的,那很有趣。 Mmm, I see. Fun. Yeah, that's fun.
妈的，姑娘，你太好强了。 Damn, girl, you're so feisty.
但是，说真的，是战利品还是仅仅是体验? But, seriously, is it loot or is it just the experience?
些都是问题。 Those are questions.
你看到最后劫匪穿的运动鞋了吗? Did you see the sneakers on that last robber?
两点半吗? The 2:30?
不,4点。 No, the 4:00.
四分之三高帮，华丽的泡沫鞋底。 The three-quarter high-top, gorgeous foam soles.
他踩在我脸上时，我几乎感觉不到。 I could barely feel it when he stepped on my face.
——,男人。——哇。 - Oh, man. - Wow.
大城市的生活。没有比更好的了。 Life in the big city. Ain't nothing like it.
把它给我! Give it to me!
看起来像下雨了。 Looks like rain.
有人看见我的猫了吗? Has anyone seen my cat?
你知道吗，盖伊，人们总是么说， You know something, Guy, people say it all the time, like,
"家伙比我认识的任何人都能把鞋砸到脸上" "Guy can take a shoe to the face better than anybody I know."
我是说，当你把它放上去的时候， I mean, when you put it on there,
你表现得好像不是被鞋砸到一样。 you act like it's not a shoe in your face.
没有美好的一天，要有美好的一天。 Don't have a good day, have a great day.
喜欢首歌。 Love that song.
是新的。 That's a new one.
嘿! Hey!
是她的。 That's her.
她是谁? Her who?
那是我的梦中情人，巴迪。 That's my dream girl, Buddy.
她的存在。 She exists.
-我去和她谈谈-等等，等等，等等。 - I'm gonna go talk to her. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
等待的人。她戴着墨镜。 Wait, man. She's wearing sunglasses.
呢? So?
到了以后的意思是“?” Whatcha mean "so?"
戴墨镜的人不跟我们人说话。 So, people with sunglasses don't talk to people like us.
-你知道的!-我得试试。 - You know that! - I gotta try.
看,家伙!的家伙! Look, Guy! Guy!
的家伙!在海滩上喝啤酒怎么样? Guy! What about beers on the beach?
打扰一下! Excuse me!
嘿! Hey!
<我>即将…自由都市2 ! Coming soon... Free City 2!
<我>更大!有害健康!瑞蓝德尔! Bigger! Badder! Radder!
自由之城2:大屠杀。 Free City 2: Carnage.
今天预订并获得额外的混乱包 Pre-order today and get the bonus Mayhem Pack.
你做了? You done?
对不起。你关闭吗? Sorry. Are you closing?
是的。 Yes.
我们通常不把椅子放在桌子上， We usually don't put the chairs on the tables,
one-small-coffee-over-four-hours女孩。 one-small-coffee-over-four-hours girl.
你真的很喜欢游戏，是吧?我12岁的侄子上瘾了。 You really like that game, huh? My 12-year-old nephew's addicted.
似乎每个人都对它着迷。 Seems like everyone's obsessed with it.
,<我>城市有空吗?。不。 Oh, Free City? Ah. No.
我要跟出版商打官司 I, uh, have a lawsuit against the publisher
我需要的证据就在游戏里 and the evidence that I need is in the game.
-我有了我的密码- - So then I had my codes-- - Oh,
我真希望我们没有关门，样我就能听到更多的消息了。 I wish we weren't closing so I could hear more about this.
早上好,高迪。 Good morning, Goldie.
中杯咖啡，加奶油，两块糖。 Medium coffee, cream, two sugars.
事实上，我今天想喝杯卡布奇诺。 Actually, I think I'd like to try a cappuccino today.
。“卡布奇诺”。我喜欢么说。 Ooh. "Cappuccino." I enjoy saying that.
就像字母组成的瀑布。 It's like a waterfall made of letters.
原谅我吗? Excuse me?
我想试试卡布奇诺。 I'd like to try a cappuccino.
请。 Please.
但你要一杯中杯咖啡，加奶油和两块糖。 But you get a medium coffee, cream, two sugars.
你得到的结果。是每个人都会得到的。 That's what you get. That's what everyone gets.
每一天。总是样。 Every day. Always.
——好吧,我…-有人要中弹了。 - Well, I... - Somebody's about to get shot.
官约翰尼。 Officer Johnny.
我只是想今天尝试点不一样的东西? I just thought I'd try something different today, you know?
无论。对吧?是吗? Whatever. Right? Yeah?
嗨。 Hi.
哈!我只是让你保持警觉。 Ha! I'm just keeping you on your toes.
请给我咖啡、奶油、两块糖。 Coffee, cream, two sugars, please.
我在开玩笑。 I'm joking.
让你保持警觉我是在开玩笑。 Just keeping you on your toes. I was kidding.
他只是在开玩笑! He was just kidding!
你以为我会剥夺你的重拳艺术吗? Oh, you think I'd deprive myself of your baristic artistry?
不，不。 No way, no how.
。是热的。 Mmm. That's hot.
就像耶稣洗了我的舌头 It's like Jesus washed my tongue
但就在他结束之前，他终于告诉我爸， but, right before he finished, he finally told my dad,
“他很好。” "He's good enough."
非常感谢。官约翰尼! Thank you so much. Officer Johnny!
祝你愉快，盖伊。 Have a good one, Guy.
卡布奇诺。 Cappuccino.
不开心的一天… Don't have a good day...
．..我想，祝你今天过得愉快。 ...have a great day, I guess.
好吧。祝你好运。 Okay. Good day to you.
所有人都趴到地上! Everybody down on the ground!
没人想当英雄。一切很快就会结束。 Nobody try to be a hero. This will all be over soon.
是女孩。 That's the girl.
我们已经谈过了。 We've been over this.
你昨天想跟她谈谈，但没成功。 You tried to talk to her yesterday, it didn't work.
永远不会奏效。 It will never work.
她戴着墨镜。 She's wearing sunglasses.
我们不招惹戴太阳镜的人。 We don't mess with the sunglasses people.
也许我该买一副自己的太阳镜。 Maybe I'll get some sunglasses of my own.
?你在说?你不能么做。 What? What are you talking about? You can't do that.
,我的上帝。我在做? Oh, my God. What am I doing?
嗨。 Hi.
你想说? What'd you say?
嗨。 Hi.
我需要你的太阳镜。 I'm gonna need your sunglasses.
。噢。 Ooh. Ow.
我要… I'm just gonna...
我需要一下你的太阳镜。 I'm gonna need your sunglasses for a sec.
你知道你在干吗? What the hell do you think you're doing?
回你那边去，伙计。 Go back to your side, man.
他只是个NPC。垃圾的母亲, He's just an NPC. Waste that mother--
好吧，就借一下，好吗? Okay, just need to borrow them for a sec, okay?
——后退!我说,不!-很快就好。真正的快。 - Back off! I said, don't! - Just real quick. Real quick.
停! Stop!
你摔坏了还是怎么了? You broken or somethin'?
我是强盗! I'm the robber!
你是躺下来拿走它的人! You're the guy who lies down and takes it!
求你了，趴下! Please, just stay down!
我说了，趴下! I said, stay down!
盖伊，你不能么做。 Guy, you don't do this, man.
不是你。 This isn't you.
你不能么做。 You don't do this.
也许我做的。 Maybe I do.
是怎么了…… What is wrong with this...
愚蠢的任务吗? stupid mission?
我跟你说了让他去死。 I told you to smoke his ass.
放开! Let go!
我马上还给你。 I'll give them right back.
我说… I said...
家伙? Guy?
他只是休息。 He's just resting.
在碎片! In pieces!
人死了! That man is dead!
他太困了。 He's so sleepy.
我先把你的枪放下， I'm just gonna put your gun down,
在里, right here,
等你醒来的时候。 for when you wake.
——好吗?——人。 - Okay? - Guy.
的家伙!你会在哪里? Guy! Where you goin'?
原谅我。 Excuse me.
看到了吗? Do you see this?
周五前把季度报告放在我桌上。 Have the quarterly reports on my desk by Friday.
哇! Whoo!
! Oh!
头晕了! Giddy up!
我感觉焕然一新。 I feel brand new.
<我>失败者。 Loser.
发生了? What is happening?
么多钱。 So much money.
嘿，慕斯，看看。 Hey, Mouser, check this out.
怎么了,钥匙吗? What's up, Keys?
我在看? What am I looking at?
用户，他的眼镜被偷了 Okay, so, this user, he gets his glasses stolen
死亡。 and then killed.
家伙被不可玩的角色干掉了。 The guy was smoked by a non-playable character.
人大吗?是不的。 An NPC? That's impossible.
是的,没错。 Yeah, exactly.
没有人可以在自己的角色上装备NPC皮肤。 Nobody can equip an NPC skin on their avatar.
是，你只要踢走垃圾菜鸟，终身禁止他，你就完了。 Yeah, so you just boot the trash-ass noob and ban him for life, you're done.
我试过了，但是 I tried that, but I,
我追踪不到他。 I can't trace him.
不管是谁，他们都很厉害。 Whoever it is, they're good.
。你得把工作做得更好，伙计。 Hmm. You gotta be better at your job, buddy.
我很好。 I'm pretty good.
我们里面见。 I'll see you on the inside.
<我>选择你的皮肤。 Select your skin.
凯斯，你要用皮肤? Hey, Keys, what skin are you going with?
推。肮脏的脱衣舞女警察, The ushe. Dirty stripper cop,
大人物，大胡子。 big guns, bigger moustache.
。小松鼠。我喜欢它。 Hmm. Little dirt squirrel. I like it.
我都不敢问了，你到底想说? Almost scared to ask, but what are you going with?
浓密的小胡子，粉红的。你应该非常害怕。 Uh, full body moustache, hot pink. You should be very afraid.
我吓坏了。 I'm terrified.
让我们样做。 Let's do this.
说真的,男人。 Seriously, man.
说实话，我觉得兔子装有点过了。 I'm just being honest, I think the bunny suit is just a little much.
原谅我吗? Excuse me?
正确的。 Right.
兔子。好吧?我的错。 Rabbit. Okay? My fault.
嘿,四十岁的老处男!在里! Hey, 40-year-old virgin! Get over here!
我们走吧! Let's go!
哈。队长卡其裤。 Uh-huh. Captain Khakis.
——来到里。来吧,芽。-走，我们走。 - Come here. Come on, bud. - Go, let's go.
——接近。-他来了。 - Closer. - There he is.
蓝色衬衫的家伙。 Blue shirt guy.
蓝色的衬衫吗? Blue shirt?
是的。 Yes.
你好,警官。 Hello, Officer.
兔子。 Rabbit.
漂亮的皮肤。 Nice skin.
谢谢你！是甜的。 Thank you. That's sweet.
你怎么拿到的? How'd you get it?
，我想主要是遗传。我很幸运。 Well, uh, mostly genetics, I think. I'm pretty lucky.
我的皮肤天生水灵灵的。 I have naturally dewy skin.
听好了,露得清。 Listen up, Neutrogena.
你知道你不能穿成样到处走。规则很清楚。 You know you can't go around looking like that. The rules are clear.
和另一件事。 And another thing.
你不能黑掉NPC角色。——不,先生! - You can't hack the NPC avatars. - No, sir!
-搞砸了任务…-搞砸了! - It screws up the mission load... - Screws it up!
．..让游戏看起来很糟糕。 ...and it makes the game look bad.
——可怕的!-是的。 - Horrible! - Yeah.
我得到了5% I got, like, 5% of that.
失去的皮肤! Lose the skin!
我…失去了? I... Lose?
我要怎么摆脱我的皮肤? How am I supposed to get rid of my skin?
把它拿下来，伙计。 Take it off, man.
把它拿下来。你在干? Just take it off. What are you doing?
——?——认真。 - What? - Seriously.
-整件事。脸，衣服。——如何? - The whole thing. The face, the outfit. - How?
——一切。抛弃它。-脱下来。 - Everything. Ditch it. - Take it off.
如果你不，我们就杀了你。 If you don't, we're gonna kill you.
——为?-我们会继续杀你。 - Why? - And we're gonna keep killing you.
还是为? Still why?
在我们查出你的身份之前， Until we do find out who you are,
我们会终身禁止你入内。 and then we're gonna ban you for life.
好吧。不,不。好吧，我同意。 Okay. No, no. Okay, I want to comply.
我只是觉得些威胁的顺序很混乱。 I just find the order of those threats very confusing.
-有人要中弹了。-点燃他! - Somebody's about to get shot. - Light him up!
不。 No.
来吧，蓝衬衫。 Come on, Blue Shirt.
!没想到会样。你看到了吗? Oh! Didn't see that one coming. Did you see that one coming?
吓了我一跳。 Scared me a little bit.
我们来找你了，蓝衬衫! We're coming for you, Blue Shirt!
我来接你。 Coming to get ya.
我们会来接你的。 We're coming to get ya.
等等!等等! Wait! Wait!
我可以解释一切。 I can explain everything.
我找到了副眼镜，现在我能看见东西了。 I found these glasses and then I can see things now.
等等，等等。不存在的东西。 Things that-- Whoa, whoa. Things that aren't there.
除了他们在那里。 Except they are there.
我知道听起来很疯狂，但是真的! I know that sounds crazy, but it's true!
你可以跑，蓝衫军，但你躲不了。 You can run, Blue Shirt, but you cannot hide.
来吧，蓝衬衫。你逃不过那只兔子。 Come on, Blue Shirt. You can't escape the rabbit.
我们顶端食肉动物。 We're apex predators.
我们所做的撕咬，打架，割喉。 All we do is bone and brawl and slit throats.
太高了!太高了! Too high! Too high!
你想玩吗，蓝衫军?看。 Oh, you wanna play, Blue Shirt? Watch this.
我厌倦了些游戏，凯斯。是时候让娘娘腔见鬼去了。 I tire of these games, Keys. It's time I went god-mode on this beyotch.
好吧,把它。 Okay, bring it.
,是共舞。快，快，快，快。 Oh, it's brung. Go, go, go, go, go.
我非常非常擅长。 I'm so, so good at this.
时间到了，银行出纳! Time's up, bank teller!
不! Nope!
我不能死! I can't die!
我不会死的! I'm never gonna die!
哇! Whoo!
蓝衫男令人心碎的故事。 And that was the heartbreaking story of Blue Shirt Guy.
最后。 The end.
-没道理。——? - Doesn't make sense. - What?
我刚查了服务器的数据。 I just checked the server stats.
我们杀死了Blue Shirt，在线玩家的数量并没有改变。 We killed Blue Shirt and the number of players online didn't change.
只是个小故障，伙计。 It's just a glitch, man.
-没大不了的。-我知道，我知道 - It's not a big deal. - I know, I know.
似乎是件新鲜事，你知道吗? It just seems like that's something new, you know?
凯斯，我知道你在想?你不应该和安特万说话。 Keys, I know what you're thinking, okay? You should not talk to Antwan.
我只是觉得开诚布公很重要，好吗? I just think it's important to be transparent, okay?
。不。 Uh-uh. No.
安特万正在深入续集的发行中。他要么根本不在乎 Antwan is deep in the sequel launch. He's either not gonna care
否则他会生气，怪罪我们。 or he's gonna get pissed and then he's gonna blame us.
我不知道你还有没弄明白的。 So, I don't know what you haven't figured out about the whole situation.
另外，你是不是麻省理工学院的天才，独立游戏设计师? Also, aren't you some kinda MIT genius, indie game designer?
你在里处理投诉做? What are you doing down here dealing with complaints?
慕斯，是关于失败梦想的漫长而可悲的故事， That, Mouser, is a long and pathetic story involving failed dreams,
绝望，还有如山的大学债务。 desperation, and a mountain of college debt.
你不会想听的。 You do not wanna hear about that.
你是绝对正确的。 You're absolutely right.
故事听起来可怕又无聊而且充满了白人特权。 That story sounds horrible and boring and full of white privilege.
不要和安特万说话。 Don't talk to Antwan.
我们做梦也没想到会发生 We never dreamt this would've happened.
我的意思是，Life Itself，它本质上是鱼缸游戏。 I mean, Life Itself, it's essentially a fishbowl game.
人们不是在玩它，而是在看着它成长。 People aren't playing it, they're watching it grow.
是一种严格的观察体验 It's a strictly observational experience
电脑生成的角色相互作用并进化。 where computer generated characters interact and evolve.
我还以为我们能把它送出去就很幸运了。 I thought we'd be lucky to give it away.
凯斯的魅力所在，他对自己的天赋一无所知。 That's what's so charming about Keys, he's clueless about his own genius.
不，米莉才是天才。 Uh, no, Millie is the genius.
她从头开始建造了人工智能引擎。 Uh, she built the AI engine from the ground up.
说点私人的， So, to get a little personal,
你早上起床的动力是? what's the thing that gets you up in the morning?
中杯咖啡，加奶油，两块糖。 Medium coffee, cream, two sugars.
另一件事是? What's the other thing?
,是的。对认可的渴望。 Oh, yeah. An insatiable thirst for validation.
-她没开玩笑——我不是。 - She's not kidding. - I'm not.
你呢? How about you?
——代码。——代码? - Code. - Code?
——代码。——代码,是的。 - Code. - Code, yeah.
好了。 There we go.
因为不仅仅是0和1，是隐藏的信息。 'Cause it's not just zeros and ones, it's hidden messages.
实际上，我喜欢把自己看作作者，而不是代码编写者。 I like to think of myself, actually, as not a code writer, but an author.
我只用0和1代替文字，因为文字会让你失望。 I just use zeros and ones instead of words 'cause words will let you down.
但是0和1，从来没有。0和1就像屎一样酷。 But zeros and ones, never. Zeros and ones are as cool as shit.
-他没开玩笑——我不是。 - He's not kidding. - I'm not.
现在，我不得不问。 Now, I've gotta ask.
你们俩之间有很多化学反应。 There is a lot of chemistry between the two of you.
-已经发展到。-没有 - Has this evolved into more than-- - No.
——没有。不。完全是柏拉图式的。-不不不。我们的朋友。 - No way. No. It's strictly platonic. - No, no, no. We're friends.
-我们就像最好的朋友——友谊。 - We're like best friends. - Friendship.
现在你的游戏将由Soonami发行， And now your game is gonna be released by Soonami,
世界上最大的出版商之一。 one of the biggest publishers in the world.
-真的很疯狂。-是的， - It's crazy, actually. - It is, yeah.
虽然看起来有点像不太的配对 It does seem a little bit like an unlikely pairing, though.
是的，我也不完全明白 Yeah, I didn't totally get it either.
但是Millie对些事情有真正的本能。 But Millie's got a real instinct for these things.
Antwan是个天才 Antwan is a genius.
他傲慢又令人讨厌，但他确实很擅长他的工作 He's brash and obnoxious, but he's really good at what he does.
是让我们的工作被更广泛的观众看到的机会 It's a chance for our work to be seen by a wider audience.
-天，那两个人年轻又蠢。——呀。 - God, those two were young and dumb. - Jeez.
我们现在要破门而入? So we're breaking and entering now?
为冰冻的黑洞工作感觉如何? How does it feel working for a galactic black hole of frozen shit?
你必须离开。我不能跟你说话。 You have to leave. I can't talk to you.
羞愧会产生效果。 Aw, shame will have that effect.
不,米莉。我是说我不能跟你说话。 No, Millie. I mean I can't talk to you.
我都看不到你了。我实际上是专注于背景物体 I can't even see you. I'm literally focusing on background objects
因为看着你动嘴唇违反了我的保密协议 because looking at your lips move violates my NDA
会让我被解雇。 and it could get me fired.
被安特万解雇了，偷了我们成果的家伙? Aw, fired by Antwan, the guy who stole our work?
不，他买了，放了起来。 No, he bought it and then he shelved it.
好吧?你活在过去。你卡住了。你得向前看。 All right? You're living in the past. You are stuck. You gotta move on.
我怎样才能继续前行? How can I move on?
你怎么可以呢? How can you?
安特万偷走了我们的AI引擎，用在他那愚蠢的射击游戏中。 Antwan swiped our AI engine to use in his dumb shooter.
他,米莉吗?因为，说实话，我不太确定。 Did he, Millie? Because, honestly, I'm not so sure.
我们的游戏复杂、漂亮、有趣。 Our game was complex and beautiful and interesting.
Free City，它很受欢迎，但它是如此愚蠢，它让我想哭。 And Free City, it may be popular but it's so idiotic, it makes me wanna cry.
那就别再为他辩护了，帮我揍他一顿。 Then stop defending him and help me beat his ass.
-米莉-拜托，凯斯，他偷了我们的东西 - Millie, I'm-- - Come on, Keys, he stole from us.
现在他却在撒谎 And now he's lying about it
样他就不用给我们应得的荣誉和版税了。 so he doesn't have to give us the credit and the royalties that we deserve.
米莉, Millie--
我发现了一条线索。在玩家的藏匿处有个剪辑。 I found a clue. It's on a clip in a gamer's stash house.
我只需要你帮我进去。 All I need from you is to get me in there.
米莉，我关心你 Millie, I care about you
但你得离开。 but you need to leave.
今天会不一样的，歌迪。 Today is gonna be different, Goldie.
我们在看? What are we lookin' at?
你是谁? Who are you?
好吧,好吧。好吧。 Okay, okay. Okay.
那天我们碰到了，你在哼那首很棒的歌。 We ran into each other the other day, you were humming that great song.
,是的。 Oh, yeah.
我以为你是NPC。你怎么找到我的? I thought you were an NPC. How did you find me?
我在外面的谋杀列车旁等着， I waited outside by the murder train,
我就跟着你。 then I followed you.
狗屎! Shit!
我能和你一起去吗? Can I come with you?
是吗? Yes?
我的天，发生事了? Holy hell, what just happened?
刚才发生的事是你差点毁了我的任务。 What just happened is you almost blew my mission.
不，我是说，我们是怎么走到一步的? No, I mean, how did we get from there to wherever this is?
你是说传送门的枪? You mean the portal gun?
门户枪?听起来昂贵。 Portal gun? That sounds expensive.
哇，你真是个特别的菜鸟。 Wow, you are a special kind of noob.
谢谢你！你也一样。 Thank you. You too.
转身。 Turn around.
好吧。 Okay.
。 Oh.
是北极吗? Is this the North Pole?
听着,伙计。 Listen, dude.
——人。——人。无论。 - Guy. - Guy. Whatever.
NPC装备上的道具 Props on the NPC outfit,
但我正忙着想办法偷东西 but I'm busy trying to figure out how to steal something.
也许我能帮你。 Maybe I could help you.
我独自工作。 I work alone.
你有漂亮的手榴弹。 You have beautiful grenades.
再说了，如果你想在里有所作为， Besides, if you want to have any chance of making an impact here,
你需要更高的水平。 you need to have a higher level than that.
——是困难的。不。——没有。 - That's tough. No. - No.
更高的水平? Higher level?
主好,车。 Good Lord, rook.
看到了吗? See?
——。——是我的。 - Oh. - That's mine.
是你的。 And that's yours.
。是最好的还是最坏的? Oh. What, is one the best or the worst?
没有比更低的了。 There is literally nothing lower.
那我怎么才能达到更高的境界呢? Well, how do I get to a higher level?
——真的吗?——真的。 - Really? - Really.
-你知道的，拿东西。-是的。 - You know, get stuff. - Yeah.
-你在开玩笑吗?-是的。 - Are you kidding me right now? - Yeah.
——经验,枪……-是的。 - Experience, guns... - Yeah.
-把它放下。——。 - Put that down. - Uh-huh.
钱。是自由之城。 Money. This is Free City.
你可以抢劫商店，劫车， You could rob a store, carjack someone,
打行人的脸。你会想出办法的。 punch a pedestrian in the face. You'll figure it out.
我绝不会伤害无辜的人。 Oh, I'd never hurt innocent people.
。我得承认让人耳目一新。 Hmm. I've got to admit that is kind of refreshing.
有时我忘了不是你在里遇到的每个人都是反社会的大孩子。 Sometimes I forget not everyone you meet on here is a sociopathic man-child.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
等待。但世界也没那么糟糕，不是吗? Wait. But the world isn't that bad, though, is it?
!相当黯淡。 Oh! Pretty bleak.
如果你见过对世界负责的混蛋，你会同意的。 If you ever met the dick responsible for this world, you'd agree.
我们是在说上帝吗?你见过上帝吗? Are we talking about God? You've met God?
他是个混蛋? And he's a dick?
他叫安特万，没错，他绝对是个巨魔。 His name's Antwan, and, yes, he's an absolute troll.
巨魔存在吗? Trolls exist?
听着，我不知道是否有人么做， Look, I don't know if anybody does it,
但你可以通过做个好人来积累经验。 but you could rack experience points up by being a good guy.
-像个英雄。——。容易,老虎。 - Like a hero. - Ooh. Easy, tiger.
如果你不想开枪，你可以偷他们的枪。 If you don't wanna shoot people, you could steal their guns.
些东西让你的水平提高了。 All that shit makes your level go up.
去做个好人吧。 Go be the good guy.
好吧。不，我要做个好人。 Okay. No, I'm gonna be the great guy.
噢!。 Ooh! Ooh.
好吧，好好享受你一辈子的童贞吧。 Okay, well, enjoy your lifetime supply of virginity.
你去。 Off you go.
好吧。等等!我怎么知道我已经升级了? Okay. Wait! How will I know that I've levelled up enough?
-超过100个我们再谈——哇。 - Uh, get over 100, then we'll talk. - Whoa.
现在,再见。-那可不止。 - Bye now. - That's so much more than one.
-再来99次。现在,再见。 - Like, 99 more. - Bye now.
好吧。 Okay.
嗨。 Hi.
谢谢你,小伙子。 Thanks, Guy.
早上好,高迪。 Good morning, Goldie.
早上好，歌迪。 Good fucking morning, Goldie.
我有三个字要告诉你。蓝色衬衫的人。 I have three words for you. Blue Shirt Guy.
BSG通过扮演英雄以创纪录的速度升级 BSG is levelling up and at a record pace by playing the hero.
全世界的人都在问:“家伙到底是谁?” It's got people all over the world asking, "Just who is this guy?"
我不知道家伙是谁，但他比所有的球员都厉害。 I don't know who this guy is, but he's out-skilling all these players.
And here he is, taking out Beefoven， And here he is, taking out Beefoven,
从Clan Ragnarok升级102级。 a level 102 from Clan Ragnarok.
-是扯淡。-家伙是谁? - This is bullshit. - Who is this guy?
我不知道，但是他很棒 I don't know, but he's good.
<我>是的,他很好。他看起来像NPC Yeah, he's good. He looks like an NPC
但是他在到处跑，快速升级 but he's running around, levelling up crazy fast
通过做该死的好人。 by being the freaking good guy.
丰富多彩的角色在电子游戏自由之城 "This colourful character in the video game Free City
"以好人的身份吸引着人们的目光" "has been turning heads by being the good guy."
——笛手。-谁是蓝衫男? - Piper. - Who is Blue Shirt Guy?
你是绝对正确的。 You're absolutely right.
蓝色衬衫的家伙。他或她到底是谁? Blue Shirt Guy. Who is he or she indeed?
Whoo-hoo ! Whoo-hoo!
有一种风靡全球的时尚俘获了孩子们的心——蓝衫男! There's a worldwide craze that has captured kids' hearts-- Blue Shirt Guy!
你好,Hinata。 Hello, Hinata.
你的衣服真棒。 You have a great outfit.
不开心的一天… Don't have a good day...
祝你今天愉快! Have a GREAT day!
疯狂的太棒了! ! Crazy awesome!!!
好,好,好。看看今天谁来上班了? Well, well, well. Look who decided to come to work today, huh?
听着，你去哪儿了?我担心死你了。 Look, where have you been? I've been worried sick about you.
件衬衫是? What is this shirt?
你的项圈在哪里?其余的按钮呢? Where's your collar at? Where's the rest of the buttons?
而且它没有塞进去。你看起来邋遢。 And it's not tucked in. You look sloppy.
事实上，你看起来糟透了。你也练肌肉了吗? Matter of fact, you look horrible. Did you pick up some muscles, too?
还是有人在外面给你打气? Or is somebody outside pumping you up?
很抱歉我没陪你，巴德。 I'm sorry that I haven't been around, Bud.
我在想办法。 I've been figuring some stuff out.
你说"搞清楚"是意思?没好弄的。 Whatcha mean, "figure stuff out"? It is nothing to figure out.
好吧?你上床睡觉，醒来， Okay? You go to bed, you wake up,
你先喝点咖啡，再来上班。 you get some coffee, then you come to work.
你明天再重复同样的事情。 And then you repeat the same thing tomorrow.
——女孩。-我的天。 - The girl. - Oh, my God.
我和她谈过了。我和她谈过了。 I talked to her. I talked to her.
-戴墨镜的?-太阳镜，是的! - The one with the sunglasses? - The sunglasses, yes!
我和卖太阳镜的人谈过了 I talked to one of the sunglass people
现在我成了太阳镜爱好者之一 and now I'm one of the sunglass people.
我。 Me.
所有人都趴到地上! Everybody down on the ground!
你么热。 You're so hot.
如果我能告诉你，你可以做得更好呢? What if I could tell you that you could be more?
你的生活可以更充实。 Your life could be fuller.
你可以自己做决定。你自己的选择。 That you're free to make your own decisions. Your own choices.
哟,笨蛋。 Yo, dumbass.
我们正忙着呢。 We are in the middle of something.
… Uh...
-那是我的枪。——安静的时间。 - That's my gun. - Quiet time.
些小狗改变了我的生活。他们也会改变你的。 These puppies changed my life. And they're gonna change yours, too.
得了吧，你知道我们不戴太阳镜的。 Come on now, you know we don't wear sunglasses.
我们现在做的。 We do now.
<我>。 Mine now.
你在开玩笑吗? Are you kidding me?
-戴上。——没有。 - Put 'em on. - No.
生活不必只是发生在我们身上的事情。好吧? Life doesn't have to be something that just happens to us. All right?
戴上眼镜，你就知道了。 Just put the glasses on and you're gonna see.
你会看到。 You're gonna see.
来吧。 Come on.
我不能,好吗? I can't, okay?
我很抱歉。 I'm sorry.
我要留着些，混蛋。 I'm keeping these, asshole mouth.
现在离开里。是更好的。 Now get out of here. Go be nicer.
击败它。走,走,走。 Beat it. Go, go, go.
不要走,跑了。 Don't walk, run.
和你…… And you...
。 Ugh.
对不起。 Sorry.
．..你能找到比那家伙更好的。 ...um, you could do so much better than that guy.
你可以和好男人在一起。 You could be with, like, a good guy.
也许我不需要和任何男人在一起。 Or maybe I don't have to be with any guy.
对吧?完全正确。大多数都很糟糕。 Right? Exactly. Most of them are awful.
-真的。——糟透了。 - They really are. - Terrible.
你想怎么做就怎么做。 Yeah, do whatever you wanna do.
你是我最好的朋友，巴迪。 You're my best friend, Buddy.
你不用害怕。 And you don't have to be scared.
如果你改变主意了，我会在你身边。 If you change your mind, I'll be around.
凯斯，我们的蓝衫男到处都是。 Yo, Keys, our Blue Shirt Guy is everywhere.
我知道。 I know.
家伙是谁? Who is this guy?
我在里。 I'm here.
我真的很感激你，凯斯 I really appreciate this, Keys.
好吧。澄清一下， Okay. Just to be clear,
我现在所做的开门。 all I'm doing right now is opening the door.
如果段视频真的证明安特万非法重复使用了我们的代码， If this clip really does prove that Antwan reused our code illegally,
去找出来吧。 go find it and get out.
玩家要去市中心的珠宝店。 Player's doing the jewellery store mission in midtown.
你还有5分钟。 That gives you 5 minutes.
<我>。 And go.
凯斯，你真是个天才。 Keys, you're a goddamn genius.
<我>真的吗? Really?
我现在正坐在马桶上，窃取用户密码， I'm sitting on the toilet right now, stealing user codes,
我觉得自己不像 so I don't exactly feel like one.
，你从来没有。 Oh, you never have.
还好我知道得更多。 Good thing I know better.
<我>。你要找的剪辑应该在你左边的墙上。 All right. The clip you're looking for should be on the wall to your left.
-谢谢你的帮助。- You got it. - Thanks for the assist. - You got it.
我希望它有你在寻找的证据 I hope it has the proof you're looking for.
键!我需要你的帮助! Keys! I need your help!
他把那地方设了陷阱，还设了产卵点。 He's got that place booby-trapped with spawn points.
米莉，我帮不了你。 Millie, I can't help you.
蓝色衬衫的家伙吗? Blue Shirt Guy?
是亨利。是酷吗?感觉真的很酷。 It's a Henley. Was that cool? It felt really cool.
你看起来真漂亮。哇，房子真漂亮。 You look really pretty. Wow, this house is so nice.
你在里做? What are you doing here?
我本来是想偷一段视频，现在我们又想保住性命。 I was trying to steal a video clip, now we're trying not to die.
你在跟谁说话? Who are you talking to?
披着NPC外衣的玩家。 You know, that player in the NPC skin.
米莉，那房子里没有其他玩家了。 Millie, there are no other players in that house.
我的手真的很疼。 That actually hurt my hand.
下来! Get down!
我很抱歉!,上帝! I'm sorry! Oh, God!
我们做的很好。 We're doing great.
哇! Wow!
我们一定要去! We should definitely go!
,狗屎! Oh, shit!
-你口袋里是把格洛克手枪吗?——没有。 - Is that a Glock in your pocket? - No.
——?-是两把格洛克手枪。 - What? - It's two Glocks.
! Oh!
我看东西飞不起来。 I don't suppose this thing can fly.
不。 No.
跳。 Jump.
哇! Wow!
哇! Whoa!
,狗屎。 Oh, shit.
早上好,sheeple ! Good morning, sheeple!
，你被解雇了。 Oh, you are fired.
那些该死的僵尸让人有些担心。零售商不会玩游戏。 There is some concern with the bloody zombies. Retailers won't carry the game.
削减它。结果出来了。从来没有发生过。下。 Cut it. It's out. Never even happened. Next.
是你的律师。他们需要你的证词 It's your lawyers. They need to get your deposition.
说话。我们说的是哪起诉讼? Speak. Which lawsuit are we talking about?
米莉,米莉面包干?没有汗水。 Millie, Millie Rusk? No sweat.
永远不会出现在法庭上的 That will never see the inside of a courtroom
因为她没有证据而她的前搭档为我工作。 because she's got no proof and her ex-partner works for me.
我们是黄金。 We're golden.
Antwan,嘿。你看起来很好。 Antwan, hey. You look great.
我以为你还在火人节呢。 Uh, I thought you were still at Burning Man.
我看起来像还在参加火人节吗? Oh, does it look like I'm still at Burning Man?
你,你,你 You, you, you--
不。，闭上你的臭脸，听我说。 No. So, shut your stupid, bearded face and listen.
你听说混蛋在比赛中到处乱跑 You heard about the asshole running around in the game
谁长得像NPC? who looks like an NPC?
是的,是的。我们叫他蓝衫男。但我们会摆脱他的。 Yeah, yeah. We call him Blue Shirt Guy. But we're gonna get rid of him.
不要摆脱他。像他人。社交媒体上到处都是。不。 Don't get rid of him. People like him. It's all over social media. No.
知道我要做吗?我将在Free City 2.中使用皮肤 In fact, know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna use the skin in Free City 2.
,艺术书呆子!我们要升级一下蓝衫，好吗? Oh, art nerds! We're gonna make some upgrades to Blue Shirt, all right?
的合成类固醇。让他成为杀手之类的。 'Roid him out. Make him a hitman or something.
Antwan，我们已经远远落后于从Free City 1.移植皮肤 Antwan, we're already way behind porting over the skins from Free City 1.
皮吗?不用担心。 Skins? Don't even worry about that.
在Free City 2中不能使用 They won't be usable in Free City 2.
安特万，你告诉球迷了 Antwan, you told the fans
Free City 2是向后兼容的广告里有。 Free City 2 is backwards compatible. It was in the commercial.
你说续集里会有同样的角色。 You said there'd be the same characters in the sequel.
事情是。当我说那些话的时候，我在撒谎。 Well, here's the thing. When I said that, I was lying.
听着，安特万，游戏已经比以前更有问题了。 Listen, Antwan, the game is already buggier than ever.
我收到了一堆用户投诉，差不多有一英里高了。 I got a stack of user complaints, like, a mile high.
听着，我知道很糟糕。 Look, I know it sucks.
但知识产权的认可度非常高。好吧?不用担心。 But the IP recognition is rock hard. Okay? So don't even worry about it.
我只是说，我们可以做一款原创游戏。 I'm just saying, we could make an original game.
? What?
让原始吗?既然我可以拍续集，我为要么做? Make an original? Why would I do that when I could make a sequel?
续集。 A sequel.
样我们就能做得更好? So we can make it better?
ip和续集才是人们想要的东西。 IPs and sequels, that is the thing that people want.
-我问你个问题。——好的。 - Let me ask you a question. - Okay.
你喜欢肯德基，对吧? You love Kentucky Fried Chicken, right?
——。——没有。 - Mmm-hmm. - No.
如果你喜欢肯德基炸鸡，我也做肯德基炸鸡， If you love Kentucky Fried Chicken, and I make Kentucky Fried Chicken,
我知道你喜欢肯德基 and I know that you love Kentucky Fried Chicken,
我为要另开一家叫， why would I make another restaurant called,
我不知道"阿尔伯克基煮火鸡" uh, I don't know, "Albuquerque Boiled Turkey"?
——好吗?说不通，兄弟。——。毫无意义的。 - Okay? Makes no sense, homie. - Mmm-hmm. No sense.
我要给你?续集。 What am I gonna give you? A sequel.
肯德基炸鸡，第二部分。 Kentucky Fried Chicken-Chicken, Part Two.
,百胜。让他见鬼去吧。 Uh, yum. Drop the deuce on him.
来吧。到里来。到里来。 Come on. Come here. Come here.
我不希望你有压力 I don't want you to stress
你伟大的洗发水广告头头说的。 that glorious shampoo commercial head of yours about it.
Free City 2将会是jumunjious。 Free City 2 is gonna be jumunjious.
不是词。 That's not a word.
你确定你不想去编程吗? You sure you don't wanna bump up to programming?
我知道你有头脑。 I know you got the brains for it.
不,谢谢。我现在就很好。 No thanks. I'm good right where I am.
爱死它了。对飞行的恐惧。我不知道该怎么说。 Love it. Fear of flying. Can't say I can relate.
但如果我不用付你更多的钱，我也没意见。 But it's all good with me if I don't have to pay you more.
Antwan出来。 Antwan out.
家伙是谁? Who is this guy?
哇! Wow!
我采纳了你的建议。 I took your advice.
我往上提。 I levelled up.
让人印象深刻。 Impressive.
你为要么做? Why are you doing all of this?
我觉得自己被困住了。 You know, I guess I felt trapped.
在我的一生中 You know, in my life,
我只是觉得 I just felt so
卡住了。 Stuck.
是的。我看到了你。 Yeah. And then I saw you.
我看到了你。 Then I saw you.
你是谁? Who are you?
我的家伙。 I'm Guy.
不，你到底是谁? No, who are you really?
还是人。 Still Guy.
一切，升级得太快了。 All of this, levelling up so fast.
向整个世界竖起中指。 Giving this whole world the finger.
你是怎么做到的? How are you pulling this off?
我从没给过任何人我的手指。 I've never given anyone any of my fingers.
你在顺南工作，对吧? You work at Soonami, don't you?
——没有。-你有内线。 - No. - You've got an inside track.
-我在银行工作。——正确的。银行。 - I work at the bank. - Right. The bank.
，你只是个碰巧在银行工作的超级黑客。 So, you're just this incredible hacker who happens to work at the bank.
是的，我在银行工作。 Yes, I work at the bank.
你的皮肤从哪儿来的? Where did you get that skin?
它就在那里。 It's always, sort of, been there.
为人们总是问我问题? Why do people keep asking me that question?
我不知道，为? I don't know, why do they?
不,不。不样做。我—— No, no. Not doing that. I--
现在发生了? What's happening right now?
我不知道，但我不信。 I don't know, but I don't buy it.
不。 No.
——好,好。我忘记它了。——好。好。 - Okay, fine. I'll forget it. - Fine. Good.
-我会放手的。——是的。 - I'll let it go. - Yes.
太好了。 Great.
我想我们都有自己的秘密。 We all have our secrets, I guess.
是的,我们做的。 Yes, we do.
嘿。 Hey.
你喜欢冰淇淋吗? Do you like ice cream?
真不敢相信我从没来过里。 I can't believe I've never been here.
，是秘密。 Well, it's sort of a secret.
为我和我的朋友，巴迪，总是来里。里既安静又安全。 That's why me and my buddy, Buddy, always come here. It's quiet and safe.
是的，很有道理。 Yeah, it makes sense.
没有任务。 No missions here.
你得试试。你会觉得我疯了。 Oh, you gotta try this. You're gonna think I'm crazy.
是全世界我最喜欢的味道。 This is my favourite flavour in the whole world.
-我们要两张老的。-没问题，盖伊。 - We'll take two of the usual, please. - You got it, Guy.
有泡泡糖的味道。 It's bubble gum flavour.
你认为我疯了，是吗? You think I'm crazy, don't you?
的家伙, Guy,
滚出我的脑洞!我喜欢泡泡糖冰淇淋。 get out of my brain hole! I love bubble gum ice cream.
不,你没有。你是在取笑我吗? No, you don't. Are you making fun of me right now?
不!没有人喜欢泡泡糖冰淇淋。 No! Nobody likes bubble gum ice cream.
不,我做的。 No, I do.
我曾经在泡泡糖冰淇淋上结束了一段感情。 I had a relationship end over bubble gum ice cream.
——没有。在里。-是的。 - No way. Here. - Yeah.
——干杯。——干杯。 - Cheers. - Cheers.
。 Mmm.
有多好? How good is that?
你能尝出来吗? You can taste it?
味道吗?就像我的舌头生了个婴儿。 Taste it? It's like my tongue had a baby with a sunrise.
——?——。 - Mmm-hmm? - Mmm.
咖啡曾经是我最喜欢的食物， Coffee used to be my favourite food,
但与此相比，它尝起来就像痛苦的液体。 but, compared with this, it tastes like liquid suffering.
? What?
都没有。你有趣。 Nothing. You're funny.
——我是谁?-是的。 - I am? - Yeah.
奇怪的有趣。 Weird funny.
但我的速度。 But that's kind of my speed.
奇怪的是，也是我的速度。 Weird funny, that's totally my speed, too.
——太棒了。-是的。我知道笑话。 - Great. - Yeah. I know a joke.
奇怪的有趣的笑话。你想听吗? A weird funny joke. You wanna hear it?
——请。——好的。 - Please. - Okay.
同性恋和坐轮椅的男人 A homosexual and a man in a wheelchair
试图谋杀很小的孩子。 are trying to murder a very small child.
-瘸子对同性恋说-哇停下来,停下来。 - The cripple says to the homosexual-- - Whoa. Stop, stop.
停!你从哪儿听说的? Stop! Where did you hear that?
抢劫。枪手把事告诉了司机 A robbery. The gunman told it to the driver
他觉得很搞笑，我记住了，告诉了所有人。 who thought it was hilarious, so I memorised it and told everyone.
的建议吗? Word of advice?
不要从自由之城的巨魔那里抄袭你的笑话 Don't crib your jokes from the trolls of Free City.
巨魔吗? Trolls?
那是秋千吗? Is that a swing set?
神圣的, Holy--
好吧，太奇怪了。 Okay, this is too weird.
复古玛丽亚，泡泡糖冰淇淋，现在又有秋千? Vintage Mariah, bubble gum ice cream, and now swings?
-太奇怪了。-我也么想。 - This is too weird. - I thought the same thing, too.
我也么想。 I thought the same thing.
我年轻的时候，对秋千很着迷。 When I was younger, I was obsessed with swings.
在我的家庭中长大，那是—— Growing up in my family, it was--
你不会想听的。不。 You don't wanna hear this. No.
我想知道你的一切。 Oh, I wanna hear everything.
。 Oh.
在我的家庭里长大，还不够好。 Growing up in my family, it wasn't good enough to be great.
你必须赢，那种压力， You had to win, and that pressure, you know,
它是常数， it was just constant.
但当我在后花园里荡秋千的时候 But when I was in the back garden on that little swing--
你知道那一刻， You know that moment,
在上升和下降之间的那一瞬间， that split second between rising and falling,
当你完全失重时，你会觉得自己是自由的。 when you're totally weightless, it feels like you're free.
在爱。 In love.
免费的。你所说的。是的。 Free. What you said. Yeah.
我真的很想吻你。是奇怪的吗? I really wanna kiss you. Is that weird?
你想吻我吗? You want to kiss me?
我好想吻你。 I wanna kiss you so badly.
你很想吻我? You want to kiss me badly?
——不!——不是吗? - No! - No?
不不不不。我想好好吻你。 No, no, no, no, no. I wanna kiss you well.
我是说，我是个白痴 I mean, I'm an idiot,
我有时会像个白痴一样说话 so I say things like an idiot sometimes.
不,你不是。你不是。 No, you're not. You're not.
我的意思是,, I mean, um,
如果你知道怎么做，那就去做吧。 uh, if you know how to, go for it.
我知道怎么做。 I know how.
好吧。 Okay.
在里。 Here goes.
那可比冰淇淋好吃多了。 That was so much better than ice cream.
哇! Whoa!
我想有人在敲门。 I think someone's at the door.
我也有同感。 I'll say.
真是太棒了。 Well, this was great.
是的,它是。 Yeah, it was.
让我们不久再见面吧。是吗? Let's meet up again sometime soon. Yeah?
是的。肯定。 Yes. Definitely.
也许在现实世界中。 Maybe in the real world.
? What?
是的。是的,是的,是的。 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
——好的。再见。——好的。 - Okay. Bye. - Okay.
再见,莫洛托夫。 Bye, Molotov.
嘿，我的真名是米莉。 Hey, my real name is Millie.
我的真名还是盖伊。 My real name continues to be Guy.
米莉,开放!米莉，是我，是凯斯!打开!来吧! Millie, open up! Millie, it's me, it's Keys! Open up! Come on!
米莉!是我，开门! Millie! It's me, open up!
——?-你是对的。 - What? - You were right.
-你是对的。-进来吧。 - You were right. - Oh, come on in.
你是对的。我们的代码，它在Free City You were right. Our code, it is in Free City
米莉，招管用。 and, Millie, it works.
是的,我知道。但我们没有证据。 Yeah, I know. But we don't have proof.
先把事忘了吧。 Just forget about that for one second.
我是说我们的游戏，Life Itself， I'm saying that our game, Life Itself,
在里，角色会成长、改变，感觉很真实…… where characters would grow and change and feel real...
——是吗?-…工作。 - Yeah? - ...worked.
——钥匙。-人工智能成功了。 - Keys. - The AI worked.
为Free City是如此现实，人们如此喜欢它的原因。 It's the reason why Free City is so realistic and people love it so much.
当然，看起来也不一样了。 And of course it doesn't look the same.
没有瀑布，没有蝴蝶和独角兽， There's no waterfalls, there's no butterflies and unicorns,
所有的角色都有不同的皮肤。当然了。 all the characters have different skins. Of course they do.
但游戏的基本代码是一样的。我们的代码。 But the underlying code in the game is the same. Our code.
至于盖伊，我是说，他已经进化得更远了 And Guy, I mean, he has evolved way further
比我们想象的更有。 than we thought was even possible.
等等，你是说披着NPC皮的黑客吗? Wait, are you talking about the hacker in the NPC skin?
米莉，我是说蓝衫男… Millie, I'm talking about the fact that Blue Shirt Guy...
是吗? Yeah?
．..不是玩家。 ...is not a player.
他是自认为还活着的算法。 He is an algorithm who thinks he's alive.
严格来说，他还活着。 I mean, hell, technically, he is alive.
他是第真正的人工智能。 He is the first real artificial intelligence.
——不!不。——我知道。 - No! No. - I know.
-不不不。-是的,是的。 - No, no, no. - Yeah, yeah.
——人?我的家伙吗?——人。 - Guy? My Guy? - Guy.
-曾经-你的人? - One who has been-- - Your Guy?
-天-是件好事 - Holy-- - This is a good thing.
不，真的很糟糕。 No, it's really bad.
米莉，他的代码，比应该的要大几千倍。 Millie, his code, it's thousands of times the size it should be.
我们成功了，米尔斯。 We did it, Mills.
我们做到了。我们想要创造的一切，都成真了。 We did it. Everything that we wanted to create, it actually happened.
好吧?你知道npc也有私人生活吗? Okay? Did you know that the NPCs have private lives?
其中一位咖啡师通过反复试验学会了如何制作卡布奇诺。 One of the baristas learned how to make a cappuccino through trial and error.
我的意思是，真的很难。我都做不到。 I mean, that's really difficult. I can't even do that.
我连早上自己的燕麦奶都起泡不了。 I can't even froth my own oat milk in the morning.
还有游戏里的性感炸弹角色 And the Bombshell character in the game
写了一本回忆录，对他进行了严厉的控诉 wrote a memoir that's a searing indictment
性别角色，父权制。 of gender roles, the patriarchy.
有些地方有点说教，但总的来说，还是不错的。 It's a little preachy in parts but, over all, it's pretty good.
米莉，我们得庆祝一下! Millie, we have to celebrate!
-不，不。-你在说? - No, this can't be happening. - What are you talking about?
-我们努力的目标!-不，我让他吻我的! - This is what we've been working for! - No, I let him kiss me!
,是的。 So, yeah.
抱歉，等等，你让谁吻你了? I'm sorry, wait, you let who kiss you?
的家伙。 Guy.
家伙? Guy?
是我有生以来第一次吻无毒的男人 The first time I kiss a non-toxic guy in, like, forever
当然他也不是真的! and of course he's not even real!
没有对应的按钮。 Uh, there's not a button for that.
，他找到按钮了。 Oh, he found the button.
——好的。-是的。 - Okay. - Yeah.
-我…我很困惑…-为么热? - I am-- I'm so confused... - Why is it so hot?
．..和惊人的好奇。 ...and surprisingly curious.
你让人工智能 You let an artificially intelligent
-电子游戏里的角色吻你?-,好的, - video game character kiss you? - Oh, okay,
-你能别么说了吗?-你觉得那会是 - can you just stop saying it like that? - And then you thought that would be--
因为你得见见他，凯斯。 Because you have got to meet him, Keys.
他很风趣，很贴心，很帅。 He's funny, and he's sweet, and he's so handsome.
天，现在我要大声说出来了。 Oh, my God, now I'm saying it out loud.
还有，米莉，发人深省的东西，他都四岁了。 Also, Millie, food for thought, he's, like, four.
——真的吗?你要么做?——真的。 - Really? You're gonna do that? - Really.
你说得真吓人。 Wow, you just made that really creepy.
米莉，把些都放在一边。 Millie, put all that aside.
不管奇怪与否，当人们发现事， Weird or not, when people find out about this,
你就能获得诺贝尔奖。,上帝。 you could win a Nobel Prize. Oh, God.
? What?
天，如果他们看到。 Oh, my God, if they see this--
——?它是?——! - What? What is it? - Oh!
Antwan。还有? Antwan. What else?
他是在撒谎。他撒谎说用了我们的代码 He's lying. He lied about using our code,
他在撒谎说游戏是向后兼容的。 he's been lying about the game being backwards compatible.
我觉得他在自由城1号的事上是在撒谎 I think he's lying about Free City 1.
你在说? What are you talking about?
看。你看到了?没有任务，没有地点… Look. You see? There's not one mission, not one location...
．..我的意思是，里甚至没有来自Free City 1的字符。 ...I mean, there's not even a single character from Free City 1 on here.
Free City 2 is not an update… Free City 2 is not an update...
-是替代品。——没错。 - It's a replacement. - Exactly.
当Free City 2周一上线时—— So when Free City 2 launches on Monday--
蓝衫男，所有代码的证据，所有东西，都会被删除。 Blue Shirt Guy, all proof of our code, everything, will be deleted.
他不能那样做。 He can't do that.
我是说，我们面对的是人造生命。我是说，太疯狂了。 I mean, this is artificial life we're dealing with. I mean, that's insane.
我们就完蛋了。 We're screwed.
也许不是。 Maybe not.
如果我们能在游戏中找到我们的原型， If we can find our original build in the game,
它将证明安特万在没有授权的情况下使用了我们的代码。 it'll prove that Antwan used our code without properly licensing it.
我们只需要在Free City 2启动之前找到它。 And we just have to find it before Free City 2 launches.
我们有48小时。 We have 48 hours.
我看了看,钥匙。你知道我有。 I've looked, Keys. You know I have.
我知道你有。 I know you have.
但现在我们都知道蓝衫男了， But now that we both know about Blue Shirt Guy,
也许他能帮忙? maybe he can help?
那就意味着我得告诉他。 That would mean I'd have to tell him.
米莉，续集上映后他就不存在了。 Millie, he's not gonna exist once the sequel launches.
他的整个世界就要毁灭了。 His whole world's about to end.
你不觉得他想要机会来挽救吗? Don't you think he'd want a chance to save it?
-给你。——谢谢。 - Here you go. - Thank you.
-没问题。——人? - You got it. - Guy?
嘿!就跟你问声好！ Hey! Hi!
伙计，我们得谈谈。 Guy, we need to talk.
你的声音怎么了?你的澳大利亚口音呢? What's going on with your voice? Where's your Australian accent?
英国人。 British.
我觉得我能分辨出澳大利亚口音。 I think I know an Australian accent when I see one.
我把口音滤镜关掉了。 I turned off the accent filter.
我。 This is me.
好。 Good.
听着，我有件很重要的事要告诉你。 Look, I have to tell you something really important.
你结婚了吗? Are you married?
不。 No.
,上帝。 Oh, God.
那会是，有史以来最糟糕的事。 That would have been, like, the worst thing ever.
也许还不是最糟糕的。 Maybe not the worst thing.
。 Huh.
我得给你看样东西。 I have to show you something.
好吧。 Okay.
哇! Wow!
我想知道里面有。 I always wondered what was in here.
调到Kill Cam Tune in to the Kill Cam
for more of today's highlight for more of today's highlights
自由城每血腥，布满子弹的角落。 of every bloody, bullet-ridden corner of Free City.
有人看见我的猫了吗? Has anyone seen my cat?
嘿,是菲利斯。她总是丢她的猫。 Hey, that's Phyllis. She's always losing her cats.
还有乔!他是我朋友，我认识他。 And there's Joe! He's my friend, I know that guy.
我不明白。是地方? I don't get it. What is this place?
说话不太容易，但座城市个游戏。 There is no easy way to say this, but this city is a game.
很难开口，我知道是个游戏。 There's no easy way to say this, I know it's a game.
-你教过我怎么玩。——Boop-boop。 - You taught me how to play it. - Boop-boop.
是的，你说得对。 Yes, you're right, I did.
但不仅仅是一场游戏。是游戏。 But it's not just that it's like a game. It is a game.
是电子游戏。样。 It's a video game. And that's all it is.
整个世界一场游戏? So the entire world is a game?
是的。 Yes.
我们都只是游戏中的玩家吗? And we're all just players in the game?
不完全是。 Not exactly.
我是球员。 I'm a player.
里所有的人都是玩家。我们生活在现实世界中。 All these people here are players. We live in the real world.
但你只存在于里。 But you only exist here.
为你永远不能离开自由之城。 It's why you can never leave Free City.
你我们所说的NPC。 You're what we call an NPC.
全国人大。 NPC.
警察和强壮的小兔子， The policeman and the muscular bunny rabbit,
他们么叫我。是NPC? they called me that. What is an NPC?
<我>——让我们来…… -就看。 - Let's take... - Just watch.
<我>… ...another look at that leaderboard.
所有人都趴到地上! Everybody get down on the ground!
没人想当英雄 Nobody try to be a hero.
一切很快就会结束 This will all be over soon.
我不明白你的意思。 I don't understand.
你是非玩家角色。 You're a non-player character.
-非…-有背景的人。 - Non... - A background person.
有人设计让游戏对真实的人来说更有趣。 Someone designed to make the game more fun for real people.
等等，等一下。停一下。 Wait, hold on a second. Just stop for a second.
我想确认一下我把事情搞清楚了。 I wanna make sure that I'm getting this straight.
我只是想完全理解。 I just wanna fully understand, here.
,我假的? So, I'm fake?
整个世界都是假的?我甚至都不是主角 The entire world is fake? I'm not even a main character,
我只是个在幕后的白痴吗? I'm just this idiot who's in the background?
米莉，你为要么说?我爱你。 Millie, why are you even saying this? I love you.
你么想只是因为你的程序里有。 You only think that because it's in your programming.
盖伊，我需要你听我说。 Guy, I need you to listen to me.
再过两天，游戏就要关闭了。为好。 In two days, the game is gonna shut down. For good.
当续集上映的时候，整个城市， When the sequel launches, this whole city,
你，里面所有不是玩家的人， you, all the people in it who aren't players,
他们将永远消失。你得听我说。 they'll be gone forever. You need to listen.
在我的一生中，我总觉得应该有更多的东西。 My whole life, I felt like there had to be something more.
我看到了你。 And then I saw you.
我知道我是对的。我是对的! And I knew I was right. I was right!
有那么一瞬间，我感觉棒极了。 And, for a second, I felt amazing.
——我知道。-除非你不知道。 - I know. - Except you don't know.
因为我们不一样。 Because we're not the same.
你不是么说的吗?你说。 Isn't that what you said? You said that.
我们不一样。 We're not the same.
你是真实的。 You're real.
和我?我? And I'm what? I'm what?
你不是。 You're not.
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