Clouseau. 克劳索
Yes, well, the first time I ever heard that name... 想当年…我第一次听到这个名字
...Clouseau was just a little nobody. 克劳索还只是个无名小卒
A police officer in some little village far outside of Paris. 一个在巴黎远郊执勤的巡警
He was the village idiot as far as I could tell. 据我所知，他是小镇的活宝
Idiot, pull up. 蠢货，往前停！
Monsieur Dumont, you must move your vehicle immediately. 杜蒙特先生 有劳您马上挪开您的“坐骑”
I am so sorry, Officer Clouseau. 很抱歉，克劳索警官
My chair, it won't move. 我的轮椅…它动不了
Here's your problem. 啊…问题在这里
Your battery cable has come undone. Let me help. 你的电源线没有接好
Let's see. The positive to the negative. 让我看看…正极接到负
The negative to the positive. There. 负极接到正，搞定
All right, you are ready to go. 好了，你可以开动了
All clear, keep it moving. 清理完毕，大家动起来吧
As chief inspector of the Police Nationale... 作为国家警署的总探长
...I hear many stories of our officers in the field. 对于那些“警察趣事”，多有耳闻
Clouseau generated many... 其中很多故事
...many stories. 还得归功于克劳索的“贡献”
You are under arrest for the murder of Pierre Fuquet. 你因为涉嫌谋杀皮埃尔·福盖而被捕了！
Pierre Fuquet? 皮埃尔·福盖？
The case is closed. 结案！
Needless to say... 不用说…
...Clouseau did not qualify for any advancement whatsoever. …克劳索是彻底没救了
I never thought for a moment I would have any use for him... 我从没想到他能派上什么用场
...until that fateful day. …直到那个命中注定的日子
It was a perfect day for a murder. 那是一个制造谋杀案的好日子
France against China, with the winner advancing to the finals. 法国对中国，获胜者晋级决赛
I had been invited, as chief inspector of the Police Nationale. 我作为国家警署的总探长 应邀前去观看
And because of my recent nomination for the Medal of Honor. 同时也因为我刚被提名“荣誉勋章”
I have been nominated seven times. 我已经获得过7次提名
I have never won. 却从没获奖
But still, seven nominations... 不过…7次提名
...that's something. 也是很了不得的
Anyway, the coach of the French team, Yves Gluant... 话说回来，当伊弗斯·格鲁昂特 法国队主教练
...came out for his customary ovation. 来到场中，像往常一样 向欢呼的群众致意
He raised his fist to the crowd. 他高高举起拳头
On it: 上面戴着…
The Pink Panther diamond. 粉红豹钻石
It was quite the symbol of pride and victory for the French team. 它是法国队荣耀和胜利的象征
Gluant's girlfriend at that time... 格鲁昂特那时的女朋友
...was Xania, the international pop star. 是国际歌星仙妮娅
They had been having quite a stormy affair. 他们的爱情可谓“风雨不断”
By the end of regulation time the score was tied... 90分钟以后，双方踢成平局
...and the game went into sudden death. 比赛又拖进了加时赛
For a patriotic Frenchman and a true fan like myself... 身为一个爱国的法国公民 以及一个铁杆球迷…
...it was almost too thrilling to believe. 实在无法接受这样的结果
And then... 就在那个时候…
...the miracle. …奇迹发生了
Yes! Yeah! 好球！
And then, in front of a stadium filled with people... 就在那个时候 面对人头攒动的足球场
...Gluant collapsed... 格鲁昂特…竟突然倒地
...dead. …死了
A poison dart in his neck. 一只毒镖扎进他的脖子
And the Pink Panther diamond... 而那个粉红豹钻戒…
...had disappeared. …不见了
The Pink Panther 片名：粉红豹
The newspapers fed on Gluant's murder with a frenzy. 关于格鲁昂特的死 大小报纸一片悲恸之声
For them, the world had stopped. 对他们来说，整个世界都停滞了
For me... 对我来说…
...it was an opportunity for my greatest triumph. 却是一个绝佳的表现机会
I know what we need for the Gluant case. 我知道办这个案子的绝佳人选
- What? - An incompetent. - 什么？ - 一个低级警官
An unimaginative, by-the-book, low-level incompetent... …一个刻板、循规蹈矩的低能儿
...who will plod along, getting nowhere... …只晓得原地打转
...with the media watching his every step. …任媒体跟着他跑
And while he is getting nowhere... 他在那里原地打转的时候
...I will put together the finest team of investigators in France... 我会安排全法国 最精良的刑侦小队
...and we will hunt down the killer, retrieve the Pink Panther diamond... 擒获歹徒，追回粉红豹钻石
...and then the Medal of Honor will be mine. 荣誉勋章自然就非我莫属了
And who is this incompetent? 到哪儿去找这样的低能儿？
Oh, I think I know the perfect man for the job. 我已有完美人选
Find him and bring him to Paris. 把他带到巴黎来
His name is Clouseau. 他的名字叫克劳索
Good morning, mademoiselle. 早安，小姐
I'll be right with you. 我马上就下来
The minister of justice sent around a new picture of himself... 大法官为自己换了幅新照片…
...but it was bigger than Chief Inspector Dreyfus' picture. 但那照片比总探长的要大
So the chief inspector had a larger one made. 总探长于是换了幅更大的
You'll find that Paris can be a very political place. 巴黎就是这么个勾心斗角的地方
Yes, politics. Where greed wears the mask of morality. 啊…政治，不过是给贪婪戴上了道德的面具
That's good. Did you say that? 说得好，这话是你说的？
Yes, I did. 是的
- Could you help me down? - Oh, yes, of course. - 您能扶我下来吗？ - 噢，当然可以
Oh, yes. Here, just... Perhaps... 哦…这样…要不…？
- Yes, l... - All right. - 好的，我… - 好了
- Wait. - Yeah. - 稍等 - 好的
Don't jump. Yes, that's good. All right. 别跳，很好…
I think if you put your leg right there... 您能不能把腿放上来…
- Okay. - Yes. Okay. - 好的 - 很好
Yes. 好了
- I can't see anything. - Maybe over here? - 我什么都看不见了 - 要不到那边去？
- Yes, okay. - Okay. - 好的 - 好的
Over here. 这里
The inspector will see you now. 总探长现在要见你
He'll be right with you. 他马上就过去
Clouseau. 克劳索…
- Clouseau. - He's coming in. - 克劳索… - 他进来了
Good. 好的
Officer Jacques Clouseau, gendarme, third class. 雅克·克劳索，三级警官
- That had to hurt. - No. No, not at all. No. - 一定很痛吧 - 不…一点也不
Clouseau, the reason we called you here... 克劳索，叫你来是为了…
It is lovely weather we are having. 今天天气真不错…
I hope the weather continues. 真希望一直都是好天气
The area is secure. 现在安全了
Oh, thank you. 哦，非常感谢
Clouseau, I have reviewed your records, and it is clear to me... 克劳索，我看过你的履历了 很明显…
...that a man of your talent merits greater responsibility... 以你的能力完全可以胜任…
...than you have had up to this point. …更高的职位
I have decided to promote you to inspector... 我决定提升你为探长
...the highest rank of any officer in the republic. 国家最高级别的警官
- Inspector? - Exactly. - 探长？ - 是的
And your first case is the Gluant murder... 你的第一个案子 就是格鲁昂特的谋杀案
...and theft of the Pink Panther diamond. 以及粉红豹钻石失窃案
- I am honored. - Good. - 荣幸之至 - 很好
Jacques Clouseau, by the power vested in me... 雅克·克劳索 借由法律赋予我的权力
...I hereby appoint you full inspector... 我现在任命你为探长…
...with all of the... 拥有以下权力…
Here, if you would be so kind, please. 好了，有劳您在这儿签个字
Oh, here, take my pen. 噢，这是我的笔
Thank you. 谢谢
One does not often see the traditional French fountain pen. 这样的传统法式自来水笔并不常见
I will cherish this forever. 我会永远珍藏的 （他误以为总探长送他钢笔）
No. It is not a gift. 不…不是要送给你
That was given to me by the mayor of Paris. 这是巴黎市市长送我的
Well, then... 这太贵重了…
...I cannot accept this. 我不能接受
The press conference. 新闻发布会要开始了
Yes. Clouseau, there is a press conference... 好了，克劳索 等会儿有个新闻发布会
...in just a few minutes down the hall... 几分钟以后 在走廊的那头举行
...to introduce you to the media. …把你介绍给媒体
We'll meet you there. And, Clouseau? 我们等会儿见了 呃…克劳索？
Yes? 是
Good luck. 祝你好运
Good luck to you. 你也一样
And where is the press conference? 新闻发布会在哪里？
Go under the arch... 穿过拱廊…
...through the door on the right and down the hall. 从右边的门出去，沿着走廊走
Well... 恩…
The area is still secure. 现场仍然安全！
Thank you. 多谢
He's perfect. 他太“完美”了！
Yes, we have definitely found our man. 好了，我们已经找到最佳人选
Why do I feel wet? 我怎么感觉湿湿的？
Because of the unique nature of the crime... 鉴于案件的特殊性质…
...we have brought in a man specially suited to the case: 我们指派了一个最佳人选
Inspector Jacques Clouseau. 探长雅克·克劳索
Inspector. 探长
- Yes? - Yes, what's your initial premise? - 请说 - 您的初步推断是什么？
That Gluant did not want to be killed. 格鲁昂特是他杀
Everything else follows like liquid mercury... 后面的推理就像顺藤摸…
...flowing down a... A... 摸…摸…
A sloping thing. 顺藤摸…东西
How long do you think it will take to find the killer? 您多久能抓到凶手？
Right now the killer is being surrounded by a web of deduction... 借由法医鉴定和推理 以及最新科技的帮助…
...forensic science and the latest in technology... 诸如双向无线电通讯和电子邮件
...such as two-way radios and e-mail. 我们已经将歹徒重重包围
Assign a man to be his driver who can report on his whereabouts at all times. 安排一个警察当他的司机 汇报他的所有行踪
What kind of man? 什么样的警察？
A man who follows orders and doesn't ask questions. 只服从命令，从不怀疑的人
Inspector, do you know if the killer was a man or a woman? 探长，您认为凶手是男性还是女性？
Well, of course I know that. What else is there? A kitten? 不是男的就是女的，难道还会是只猫？
Excuse me, do you think it's possible... 您认为有没有可能…
...that the killer could be watching you now? 凶手现在正监视着你？
Well, if I was a killer, I would certainly be watching... 换作我是凶手，很可能正在暗中监视
...and possibly taping for later playback... …说不定还录了像留作纪念…
...because, you know, it's a big deal to be talked about on TV. 你要知道… 能上电视可是了不起的事情
But I have a message for the killer: 不过我有话要对凶手说
There is no place you can hide. 天网恢恢…
There is no place you cannot be seen. 疏而不漏
Killer, I will find you... 作为国家的公仆
...because I am a servant of the nation. 我定会将你捉拿归案
Because justice is justice... 还正义以本色
...and because France is France. 还法国以本色！
- Bonjour, Nicole. - Good morning, inspector. - 你好啊，尼可 - 早上好，探长先生
Welcome to your new office. 欢迎来到你的新办公室
You should probably start by going through these files. 你可能需要从这些档案开始…
It is lovely weather we are having. 今天天气真不错…
I hope the weather... 真希望好天气…
...stays this mild. …能持续下去
If the weather continues... 要是天天都能这样…
...we are in for a lovely summer. …那将是多么美好的一个夏天啊
The area is secure. 我们安全了
- Are you all right? - Well, of course I'm all right. - 你没事吧？ - 当然没事
And what is that? 看，那是什么？
- What? - Nothing. - 哪里？ - 没什么
You should probably start by looking at these files. You have to... 你可能需要从这些档案开始…
My leg, it crushed my leg! 我的腿！撞到我的腿啦！
Being an inspector, you'll need some new clothes. 作为探长，你需要一些新衣服
I can take your measurements and have something sent over. 我来给你量量尺寸，稍后就把衣服送来
- Of course. - Please remove your jacket. - 好的 - 请脱下外套
Yes. 好的
- Do you live by yourself, inspector? - Yes, I do. - 你一个人住吗，探长先生？ - 是的
Do you get lonely? 你觉得孤独吗？
No, not really. Not since the Internet. 自从有了互联网，就好多了
Well, that takes care of that. And welcome to Paris. 那玩意儿的确挺有用的… 欢迎来到巴黎！
Thank you. 谢谢你
Good morning, monsieur. 早上好，先生
And you are? 你是？
Gilbert Ponton. Detective, second class. 吉尔伯特·庞顿，二级侦探
I've been assigned to work with you. 我被派来协助你工作
What qualifications do you have for police work? 你有何资格，能从事警察工作？
My family's done police work in Paris for nine generations. 我们家族9代人 都在巴黎从事警察工作
- And before that? - We were policemen in the surrounding areas for 200 years. - 再往前呢？ - 在郊区从事警察工作长达200年
- And before that? - Immigrants from various countries in Europe. - 再往前呢？ - 从欧洲各国来的移民…
- All involved in police work. - And before that? - 全部从事警察相关工作 - 再往前呢？
Farmers. 农民
So you are a little lamb who has come to Clouseau for to learn. 这么说来，在我克劳索这儿 你还有很多东西需要学习
Gilbert Ponton, I vow to teach you everything I know about police work. 吉尔伯特·庞顿，我保证 会把我从警的经验，统统传授与你
And together... 我们俩一起…
...we are going to catch a killer. 要去缉拿一个凶手！
There. 这里
The Chinese VIP box, right on the edge of the kill zone. 中国的贵宾席，就在案发现场的旁边
The poison was Chinese. Was Gluant ever in China? 而毒药经鉴定，来自中国 格鲁昂特去过中国吗？
Three years ago, he took a group of French stars there... 3年前，他曾带领法国明星队…
...for some exhibition games. 去中国打过邀请赛
Gluant was in China... 格鲁昂特去过中国…
...the poison is from China... 而毒药来自中国…
...the Chinese are from China. …中国人也来自中国
It may be too early to say for certain, but I think our killer is Chinese. 现在下定论也许为时尚早 不过我认为凶手是中国人
Corbeille, I want you on the next flight to Beijing. 科贝，你搭最近的航班去北京
Find out what Gluant did there, who he saw, where he went. 查出格鲁昂特做过什么事 见过什么人，去过什么地方
Pacquette, I want a dossier on every Chinaman in that box. 帕科特，我要一份中国贵宾席的名单
Go, go, go, go, go. 现在就行动
Inspector, it's awfully late and... 探长先生，已经很晚了…
Oh, I'm just going over these crime-scene photos. 噢，我正在检查命案现场的照片
- Don't you need some rest? - Crime does not rest, Nicole. - 你不休息吗？ - 尼可，犯罪可从不休息
It's true. 这倒是
You see... 你看…
...I have waited a long time to prove myself. …为了证明自己，我等了很长时间
And I've been given the opportunity of a lifetime. 现在有这个千载难逢的好机会
And I intend to show the world exactly who I am... 我将向全世界…
...and what I can do. I must not fail. …展现我的实力 决不能失败
You won't. I know it. 你不会失败的
Thank you, Nicole. 谢谢你，尼可
- Nicole? - Yes? - 尼可？ - 什么？
May I be very frank with you? 我能说句实话吗？
Of course. 当然
You have put on a ton of weight. 你最近胖了不少
Now, what I do when I get a little heavy... 每次长胖的时候，我就…
Never mind. 当我没说
Would you like me to stay behind and help you? 你需要我留下来帮你么？
That is a generous offer, Nicole... 尼可，你的好意我心领了
...but I am quite sensitive to office gender politics. …不过我对办公室的男女关系很敏感
And in today's world, the slightest gesture... 当今世界，哪怕是一个手势
...can be misinterpreted as harassment. 也会被曲解成性侵犯
And it is late, and I would prefer not to put you or me... 现在很晚了，我不想让我俩…
...into that delicate situation. …陷入那样的尴尬中
Agreed? 你说呢？
Yes, I agree. 我明白
Well, let's seal it with a kiss. And I'll get back to work. 好了，让我们就亲个嘴 然后我继续工作
I am going to be frank. 恕我直言
Since you are only a detective, second class... 作为一个二级侦探…
...your senses may not be as sharp as my own. 你的反应也许不如我快
And as I do not want a partner who makes me duller... 而我又不想被搭档拖后腿
...I have come up with a plan to keep you as sharp as possible. 我有个计划，提高你的警惕性
And what is that? 什么计划？
Intermittently, and without warning, I will attack you... 随时随地，只要你不注意的时候
...whenever and wherever it is least expected. 我会不定时、没有预警地攻击你
In this way, I will keep you vigilant and alert. Agreed? 这样来保持你的警惕，如何？
Yes. 好的
- Good one. - Thank you. - 好身手 - 过奖了
Here we are. 就是这儿了
"Do not open door when light is flashing." “灯闪烁时请勿打扰”
Excuse me. 借过
Coming through. Thank you. 借过，谢谢
And I'm wondering if you... Yes. 我想了解一下…是的
I'm wondering if you saw, perhaps, a person yelling. 请问你是不是看见过有人大叫…
Stop! Stop, stop! 停！停！停！
Who are you, and what the hell are you doing? 你是谁？来这儿捣什么乱？
- I'm in the middle of an interrogation. - First, the booth is soundproof. - 我正在进行审问 - 录音间是闭音的
She can't hear a word. And in case you haven't noticed... 她根本听不见你说话 顺便提醒一句…
...you ruined my recording session. Now, get out. 你干扰了我录音，现在给我滚出去！
Unless you want to be charged with obstruction of justice... 要是不想因阻碍执法被起诉…
...you will let me interrogate Xania. 就乖乖地让我问完仙妮娅
It's all right, Roland. Hello, inspector. 没事，罗兰 你好，探长先生
I'm Xania. 我是仙妮娅
You do not know this, but I am intimately familiar with your work. 你也许不知道 对你这行我其实挺熟悉的
You are very kind. 您真客气
Did you say that booth was soundproof? 你说那录音间是闭音的？
Yes. 是的
Now, you were nearby when Gluant was killed? 呃…格鲁昂特死的时候 你是否在现场？
Yes, I ran out to be with him after the team won. 是的，我们队获胜 我就跑去他身边
Of course you did. 的确如此
Now, a few hours before the murder... 不过，就在谋杀发生几小时前
...six witnesses saw you repeatedly striking the deceased and screaming... 有6个目击者称 看见你攻击死者，并大喊大叫
What was it, Ponton? 怎样叫的，庞顿？
"I am going to kill you. I am going to kill you." “我要杀了你，我要杀了你”
I was angry. I caught him with another woman. 我当时很生气 因为抓到他和别的女人在一起
And this was after he said he loved me. 而且是在他说爱我以后
You poor little angel waif. 你这个可怜的天使…
After he cheated on me... 他骗了我…
...I hated him. …我才会恨他
- But I didn't kill him. - Of course you didn't. - 不过我没有杀他 - 你当然没有
- You recently performed in China... - Stop browbeating her! - 你最近曾到中国演出… - 别再吓唬她了！
Can't you see she's sexy? 没看见她这么性感吗？
Three months ago in Shanghai. 是3个月前在上海
Can you think of anyone else who might have hated Gluant? 你知不知道，还有谁和格鲁昂特有仇？
- Bizu. - The football star? - 毕祖 - 那个球星？
I was dating Bizu when I met Gluant. 我在遇到格鲁昂特前 和毕祖在一起
He thought Gluant was a bad guy for stealing me away. 他认为格鲁昂特不怀好意 偷走了我的心
- Lf you ask me, they were both... - You, don't leave town. - 要我说，其实他们两个… - 你！不许离开这里
But I'm flying to Montserrat to record Rene Duchanel... 可我得去蒙特拉特岛 给雷·杜沙录音…
You will not leave town. I may want to ask you a few more questions. 你哪也不去，我有问题要问你
But I don't know anything. 可我什么都不知道啊
About life, about love. Yes, you little wet puppy. 对于生命和爱情，你是一无所知 你这个小滑头
But about the crime you may know a lot. 不过关于这个案子 你能告诉我很多东西
Inspector. 探长
Do I have to stay in town? 我也得待在城里吗？
Because next week I have something... 因为下周，我…
...vague to do in New York. 得去纽约办点事
Well, if you absolutely have to do something vague... 哦…你当然可以办事
...feel free to go where you wish. 不用客气，请自便
I can't take you to Bizu, but I can take you to Monsieur Vainqueur... 我找不到毕祖 不过能带你去见范科尔先生
...the team's assistant coach. 助理教练
Well, I guess he's the head coach now. 现在该叫主教练了
- You wanted to see me? - You are Vainqueur? - 你要见我？ - 你是范科尔？
Yes. And who are you? 是的，你是？
I am Inspector Clouseau. Perhaps you have heard of me. 克劳索探长，你也许听过我大名
No. 没有
Don't write that down. 这个不用记
- What do you want? - I am told that Bizu hated Gluant. - 你要做什么？ - 听说毕祖和格鲁昂特有过节？
A lot of people hated Gluant. 很多人和格鲁昂特都有过节
Did you? 你呢？
I spent six years under his thumb being verbally abused every day. 整整6年，我每天都得忍受 他的无理谩骂
Yes, I was not a fan of Yves Gluant. 是的，我不喜欢格鲁昂特
And now he is dead... 现在他死了…
...and you have his job. 而你却取代了他的位置
Ironic. 真讽刺啊
Not every death is a tragedy. 死亡并不都是悲剧
- And what was the...? - Footsteps. - 那… - 嘘…脚步声
It's a young woman... 一个年轻女子…
...30 to 35 years old... …30到35岁之间…
...5'2", 5'4", brunette. …5尺2到5尺4高，浅黑色皮肤
And she is wearing high heels. 穿着高跟鞋
Perhaps a bit too formal for the afternoon. 穿着稍显正式了点
And she has on... 还喷了…
Chanel N'5 ...Chanel N?. （著名香水）
- Is anyone with you? - No. - 有人跟你一起？ - 没有
Do you have a pair of high heels in that bag? 你在包里藏了一双高跟鞋？
- No. - Not even a small pair of pumps? - 没有 - 一双小舞鞋都没有？
- No. - Who are you? - 没有 - 你是谁？
I am Yuri, the trainer. 尤里，陪练
And what is it you do here, Yuri the trainer? 尤里·培连先生，你在这里做什么 （克劳索听成了“培连”，以为是人名）
I train. 陪练
So you are Yuri the trainer who trains. 这么说你就是搞陪练的 尤里·培连？
Do not leave Europe. 不许离开欧洲！
But I have to go to Asia. 可我得去亚洲
Okay. 好吧
Do not leave Europe or Asia. 不许离开欧洲或亚洲！
We have one match in Brazil. 可我们要到巴西踢场球
All right. 好吧
Do not leave Europe, Asia or the Americas. 不许离开欧洲、亚洲或者美洲！
- Okay. - Where is this famous soccer player? - 好吧 - 我们的球星在哪里？
He is outside on the practice field. 他在外面训练场
Well, we shall see about Mr. Bizu. 好的，我们要见见毕祖先生
I've got Bizu in the interrogation room. 我把毕祖带进审讯室了
What's the plan? 有什么计划？
I'm going to give him the good-cop/bad-cop routine. 软硬兼施
You are the soccer player known as Bizu? 你是球员毕祖？
- Yes. - You were acquainted with Gluant? - 是的 - 你知道格鲁昂特的事？
- I'm glad he's pushing up daisies. - He is not pushing up daisies. - 我很高兴他回老家了 - 他没有回老家
He is dead. 他死了
It's an idiom. 这不过是俗话
You, sir, are the idiom. 你这个俗人！
Now, unless you want to spend the rest of your life in prison... 要是不想在监狱里度过余生…
...you will answer the next question. Did you kill him? 就乖乖回答这个问题： 你有没有杀人？
I would have loved to have killed him. 我很想杀了他
But some lucky bastard beat me to it. 可惜有人运气好，先下了手
You disgust me. 你让我感到恶心
I'll be right back. 我马上就回来
Cigarette? 香烟？
No. 不用
Thanks. 谢谢
Good for you. 好习惯
Bizu... 毕祖…
...I know you didn't do it. 我知道你没有杀人
Someone else did, and they are trying to set you up. 是别人做的，然后陷害你
You'll help me? 你会帮我吗？
Of course I'll help you. 当然会
Now, do you have any idea who might have done this terrible thing? 那你认为是谁下的毒手？
His partner in those stupid restaurants, Larocque. 和他合伙开饭店的，拉洛克
Raymond Larocque, the casino owner. 赌场老板，雷蒙德·拉洛克
Gluant would steal money from the restaurants and use it to gamble. 格鲁昂特可能从饭店私自提钱去赌博
My guess is Larocque got fed up... 拉洛克受够了…
...and had him killed. 就把他做掉了
Bizu, I like you. 毕祖，我欣赏你
I'm going to help you. 我会帮你的
You and I are going to make a great team. 我们一定会合作愉快的
The good-coplbad-cop routine is working perfectly. 我的“软硬兼施大法”颇有成效
You know, usually two different cops do that. 这个…好像一般是两个人审问
You know what we do to prisoners who don't cooperate? 知不知道我们怎么对付 不听话的囚犯？
We hook them up to the box. 我们会把他们接上这个盒子
What is the box? 这盒子做什么的？
Idiot. Like this, I take one electrode... 蠢货！就像这样，把这头…
...I put it here. …接到这里
I take the other one... 把这头…
...I put it... …接到这里…
So, what do you think? 你有何高见？
Bizu is innocent. 毕祖是无辜的
How can you say that? 何以见得？
Gluant suspended Bizu. He stole his girlfriend. 格鲁昂特让毕祖坐冷板凳 还抢了他女朋友
If it were me, I would have killed him then and there. 换作是我，也会趁机杀掉他
That's exactly what Bizu did. 而毕祖正是这样做的
Ponton... 庞顿…
...a crime is like a jigsaw puzzle. …破案就像开锁游戏
You have to have the jig and you have to have the saw. 你有了钥匙，还得找到锁
You have the jig, but no saw. 现在你有了钥匙 却没有锁
Where is your saw? 你的锁哪去了？
"Oh, Your Honor, I want to present a case, but all I have is a jig. 哦，尊敬的首长 我破案了，就凭着把没用的钥匙
Is that okay?" 这样就可以了？
What? 你说什么？
Nothing. 没说什么
I thought you said: 我以为你说…
No. 没有
Strange. 奇怪
Oh, it's you. 噢，是你
I hope you don't mind I let myself in with the spare key. 希望你不介意 我用备用钥匙进来了
- Oh, no, no. - And, look. - 哦，不介意 - 你看
I got your pants back from the tailor. 我从裁缝那儿 给你把裤子取回来了
- Plus a spare. - Good. - 还有一条备用的 - 很好
- Would you like some water? - Yes, please. - 喝水么？ - 谢谢
You know, Nicole, this crime is forcing me to use all my knowledge. 尼可，办这个案子 可让我使尽了浑身解数
Everything I have learned in a lifetime of investigating is coming into play. 我这辈子的办案经验都用上了
Do you mind if I have these? I haven't eaten. 介意我吃这个吗？ 我还没吃饭呢
Oh, please, go ahead. 不必客气，请便
Things are appearing in my mind that I did not even realize was there. 甚至很多都是从没意识到的东西
And yet the in... 而且…
Oh, my God. The Heimlich! The Heimlich! 噢，海氏急救法！ （海姆尼克急救法，对付异物卡喉用）
Are you feeling better? 感觉好些了？
Yes, thank you. You are so good at it. 是的，太感谢了 你真是个行家
Where did you learn that? 在哪学的这招？
I used to practice on mannequins, pillows... 我曾在人体模特、枕头上反复练习
...but frankly, it was the expression on your face... 不过坦白说，是你脸上的表情…
...that told me that you needed it. 告诉我你需要这个
Now, Ponton, what do you have for me? 庞顿，有什么事吗？
It seems you were right about Bizu. He was just found dead... 看来你没错，刚发现毕祖遇害了
...in the training facility locker room. 死在更衣室里
- Shot in the head. - Was it fatal? - 头部中枪 - 致命吗？
- Yes. - How fatal? - 是的 - 有多致命？
Completely. 完全致命
I want to talk to him now. 我要马上找他谈谈
He's dead. 他已经死了
You there. Halt. 你，站住
You are Yuri the trainer who trains. 你是搞陪练的 尤里·培连
Yeah, that's right. 对，是我
I am looking for a dead body. Perhaps you can tell me where it is. 我在找一具尸体 你知不知道在什么地方？
Oh, yeah. I heard it was in the locker room. 是的，听说是在更衣室
You go down the hall, make a right and two lefts. 走廊走到头，右拐 然后左拐两次就到了
You are finding something amusing here? 很可笑吗？
I'll be honest with you. L... 说实话…
I find your accent quite funny. 我觉得你的口音很滑稽
- Where are you from? - From Russia. - 你是哪儿人？ - 俄国人
Gluant recruited me from the Russian military gym. 格鲁昂特从俄罗斯军营 的球队里把我招进来
You need to work on your accent. 你得改改你那口音了
- What? - What? - 什么？ - 什么？
- What? What? - What? - 什么什么？ - 什么
- What? - I don't have time for this. - 什么？ - 我没心思跟你玩这个
I have to solve a murder. 还有桩谋杀案等着我
Please, tell me what you saw. 有劳你，告诉我事情的经过
Well, I didn't see anything. 我什么都没看见
I was passing by the locker room. 当时我只是经过更衣室
It was late, past time anyone should be there. 很晚了，一般不会有人在那儿
I heard movement on the other side of the locker-room door. 我听到里面门有动静
I heard Bizu say: 听到毕祖说…
"Oh, it's you." “噢，是你”
And then there was gunfire. 然后就是一声枪响…
Ponton, go to your databases. 庞顿，搜索数据库
I want to interrogate every person in Paris with the name "You." 我要审问巴黎所有名字中有“你”的人
And, Ponton... 还有…
...don't you find it a bit of a coincidence... 你难道不觉蹊跷吗？
...that the body fell perfectly within the chalk outline on the floor? 尸体刚好倒在这个白线内
I think they drew the chalk outline later. 我想那线是他们事后画的
We are dealing with some kind of mastermind. 看来我们正在和一个高手打交道
Ponton, I want to interrogate this man Raymond Larocque. 庞顿，我要讯问雷蒙德·拉洛克
Where is his casino? 他的赌场在哪？
Park it close by. Unless you want to know what else is good for you. 就近停车，不然有你好看的
You continue to surprise me, inspector. 你总能给我惊喜，探长
Get used to it, Ponton. With me, surprises are rarely unexpected. 学着习惯吧，庞顿 跟我混，就得同惊喜打交道
Yes, the weather is nice today. Let's hope it continues. 今天天气不错，但愿天天如此
Ponton, go find security. 庞顿，去找保安
Tell them I want to converse with Mr. Raymond Larocque. 说我要同雷蒙德·拉洛克谈谈
- You're not coming? - Something has come up. - 你不去？ - 有特殊情况
If the weather stays this mild, we are all in for a treat. 要是天气能一直这样就好了
- Place your bets. - I am in law enforcement too. - 请下注 - 我也为国家效力
Am I that obvious? 我这么显眼吗？
No, it's just that I have an ear for such things. 不，只是我极善于发现这个
Here is your mojito. 这是你的莫吉托 （也称古巴鸡尾酒）
- Flame it. - No more bets. 点上
Impressive. 不错嘛
I will remember that. 我会记住的
I am Inspector Jacques Clouseau. I am here on a very important case. 我是探长雅克·克劳索 正在办个非常重要的案子
Boswell. Nigel Boswell. Agent 006. 奈杰尔·博斯韦尔 特工006
- Know what that means? - Of course I do. - 明白？ - 当然
You are one short of the big time. 你只比某著名间谍低一位 （指007）
I, too, am on a very important case, inspector. 和你一样，我也有要事在身
So you understand what I mean when I say... 所以，不能有人知道我在这儿
...no one must know that I am here. 我想你明白我的意思
I have just slipped my cell-phone number into your pocket. 我刚把我的手机号码 塞进你衣兜里
Call me if you need any help. 需要帮忙时就打我手机
I will, inspector. 我会的，探长
...Monet. Very impressive, Monsieur Larocque. 莫奈的画，眼光不错嘛 拉洛克先生
Very impressive, Inspector Clouseau. 你也一样，克劳索探长
Please make yourself at home. Now, how can I help you? 请随意…有什么我可以效劳的吗？
I am investigating the murder of Yves Gluant. 我在调查伊弗斯·格鲁昂特谋杀案
Yves. 伊弗斯
Fascinating man. 很有魅力的一个人
Would you happen to know what he paid for the Pink Panther? 那粉红豹花了他多少钱？
He inherited it. It cost him nothing. 戒指是继承的，他一分钱都没花
It cost him his life. 可那戒指要了他的命！
I would like to take a closer look at your bowls. 我想仔细看看你的“丸” （克劳索将“碗”发成了“丸”）
- My what? - Your bowls. - 我的什么？ - 你的“丸”
I would like to take a closer look... 我想仔细看看…
...at your big brass bowls. 你的大铜“丸”
- Okay. - Thank you. - 好吧 - 谢谢
Han Dynasty. 汉代的文物
- Very rare. Beautiful. - I see you have an eye for antiques. - 十分罕见，精美绝伦 - 看来你在古玩方面颇有研究
Some here are real and some are copies. 这里有的是真品，其他的是赝品
I'm sure you can tell which are which. 相信你一眼就能看出来
Second century. Very rare. 公元前2世纪的，十分珍贵
One should always handle an antique vase from the inside. 鉴赏古董花瓶，应该从里面拿起来
Otherwise the oil from the hands can damage the patina. 不然手上的油污会破坏花瓶的光泽
Pure alabaster. 纯雪花石膏
Lovely. 很漂亮
That's odd. What I did, I went like this, and then... 怪了，我就这样，然后…
This is weird. 真奇怪
Why did you take out a life-insurance policy on Gluant? 那你为何给格鲁昂特办了人身保险
The insurance company won't pay unless the murderer is caught. 没抓到杀人犯 保险公司是不会赔钱的
And if it turns out to be me... 要是查出来是我…
...they won't pay at all. Do you understand? 更不会赔我钱了，你懂吗？
But you stood to gain from Gluant's death, didn't you? 可你总能捞到油水，是不是？
Gain? What would I gain? 油水？什么油水？
Gluant's share of the restaurants. 饭店产业里格鲁昂特的股份
Oh, the restaurants were a disaster. 那些饭店简直就是灾难
Gluant was siphoning money out faster than it came in. 格鲁昂特花钱的速度 比我赚钱还要快
My only consolation was he'd lose the money gambling in my casino. 唯一值得慰藉的是 他都在我的赌场输钱
But after a while his losses became so ridiculous... 不过后来他输得越来越多
...he promised me his ring as collateral. 他答应用戒指作为担保
But someone had words with Gluant... 不过有人在格鲁昂特 被杀前一晚
...the night before he was killed. 找他谈过话
- Didrt you? - No. - 不是你？ - 不是
You didn't threaten to break his legs and then crush him into powder? 你没有威胁要打断他的腿 把他打成肉酱？
No. 没有
Perhaps I saw that on TV. 也许是我在电视上看到的
BAWARE, EASY TO GET HAND CAUGHT IN VASES [ 不要将手伸入花瓶，以免卡住 ]
Well, I can certainly think of a better place for this. 我想这牌子 该放在更合适的地方
That's my personalized cell-phone tone ring. 噢，是我的个性化铃声
Hello? 喂？
Yes, this is Inspector... 是，我是探长…
Yes, I could meet you. In the restaurant? 没问题，在餐厅？
Yes, of course. Right away. 好的，马上就到
Gentlemen, something has come up. Please excuse me. 抱歉各位，恕我失陪 我有要事在身
- Monsieur Larocque. - Yes. - 拉洛克先生？ - 什么？
Is this vase of great value? 这花瓶很值钱吗？
It is a won'thless imitation. 不过是个不值钱的仿制品
Good. 很好
But that desk was... 可这个桌子…
...priceless. …是无价之宝
- Clouseau. - Oh, yes. - 克劳索 - 哦
I need your help. Now, it's very important that you remain calm... 我需要你的帮助 请保持镇定…
...and you do not turn around. - Remain calm. Do not turn around. - 不要转身 - 保持镇定，不要转身
Behind you in the casino are the Gas Mask Bandits. 在你身后的是“毒气大盗”
Oh, my God! The Gas Mask Bandits! 我的天！毒气大盗！
- All Europe is looking for them. - How can I help? - 全欧洲都在通缉他们 - 我能做什么？
- Just give me your coat. - Yes, of course. Why? - 给我你的大衣 -好的，为什么？
I'm not supposed to be here. 我不能在这里暴露身份
But I can't let the Gas Mask Bandits escape. 但我不能让强盗逃脱
- Put it on. - Yes. Yes, of course. But why? - 穿上它 - 好的，可为什么？
I'm not supposed to be here, remember? 我不能暴露身份，记得吗？
Inspector. 探长
My God, man, that was fantastic. 我的老天，太精彩了！
Inspector, was Clouseau's plan to set a trap for the Gas Mask Bandits? 总探长，是克劳索的主意 设计抓捕“毒气大盗”吗？
Does Clouseau think the Bandits are connected to the Pink Panther? 克劳索认为那些强盗 和粉红豹有关吗？
Is Clouseau going to be promoted, sir? 克劳索会得到晋升吗？
I cannot comment on ongoing investigations. 案件调查期间，我无可奉告
Drive. 开车
Inspector? 探长？
Clouseau? 克劳索？
Good one. 好身手
Thank you. 过奖
Now, what do you have for me? 找我有什么事？
We have rounded up all the people in Paris... 我们找到了全巴黎…
...with the name "You." - Finally, we are getting somewhere. - 所有名字里面有“你”的人 - 终于有进展了
Read that back. 复述一遍
You may go. 你可以走了
You speak Chinese? 你懂中文？
What, you don't think I speak Chinese? 你以为我不会说中文？
If I don't speak Chinese, what are we doing here? 我要是不会说中文 我们在这儿干嘛？
That must be funny around the water cooler. 坐在饮水机旁很有趣？
"Oh, Inspector Clouseau does not speak Chinese. 噢，克劳索探长不会说中文
Let's take him out for lunch. We will all speak Chinese. 让我们一起去吃饭 然后大家都说中文
He won't know what we are talking about." 这样他就听不懂我们说什么了
Is that what you like to do? Is that funny? 这就是你们的小把戏？ 很好玩是吧？
Of course I speak Chinese. 我当然懂中文
Clouseau? 克劳索？
Bonjour, Nicole. 你好啊，尼可
Could I see you in my office in a few minutes? 等会能到我办公室来一下吗？
I'll be right with you, inspector. 我马上就来，探长先生
Yes, inspector? 什么事，探长先生？
Nicole. 尼可
The weather has been so pleasant. 今天天气不错
I was wondering if you think it's going to stay this mild. 你看好天气会不会持续下去
I certainly hope so. 我想会吧
But do you think the weather... 难道你不觉得…
...is going to change? …要变天了吗？
Let's keep our fingers crossed... 让我们祈祷…
...that it stays this mild. …好天气能继续
And here's another one for you! 抓到你了！
Now let's see who you are. 让我们看看是谁
It is "Inspector Dreyfus." 啊…“总探长德雷福斯”
The intruder is obviously wearing a flesh mask. 罪犯显然戴着人皮面具
But that will come off. 看我给它揭下来！
My face! 我的脸！
Maybe there is a seam under your hairline. 在发际那里说不定能找到缝隙
I'll just turn you around. 让我把你翻个身
Are you feeling any better? I am so sorry, inspector. 好些了吗？我很抱歉，总探长
Let's just forget it. 过去的就过去了吧
I thought I would stop by and let you know how we are doing on the case. 我是顺便来给你汇报下案子的进度
Oh, I'll just... 我还是…
...stay back here. - Yes, of course. - 坐这儿听好了 - 没问题
I see you have one of these collapsible pointers. 我看见你有这种可收的教鞭
So very useful. 这真的很有用
It is so degrading to have to point with your finger... 直接用手指实在太不体面
...or one of those long wooden sticks... 用那些长长的木棍也是…
...like you are some sort of primitive oaf. …看起来就像个没开化的原始人
But you have one of these, you just snap it open and you are ready to go. 还好你有这个，只需潇洒一甩 就可以随心所欲地使用了
The case. The case, Clouseau. 案子，谈案子，克劳索
Yes, the case. 哦，案子
The case is going quite well. I have prepared a list of suspects. 现在进展十分顺利 我已经有一份嫌疑人名单了
And how many suspects do you have? 有多少嫌疑人？
Twenty-seven thousand six hundred eighty-three. 27683个
It's just a matter of time now, isn't it? 哦…看来破案只是时间问题了？
- Have you eliminated any suspects? - Yes. - 排除了什么嫌疑人么？ - 有的
One. 排除了一个
One. And who would that be? 一个，那是谁呢？
Gluant. 格鲁昂特
Gluant is the victim. 格鲁昂特就是被害者
Excellent, inspector. 完全正确，总探长
We think alike. 英雄所见略同啊
One clue leading inexorably to the next. 线索总是一环扣一环
Just leave it. 别管它了
I assure you, inspector... 我向您保证，总探长
...I will soon have your criminal cornered like a... 我很快就会将凶手缉拿归案 就像瓮中捉…
Like a... Like... Like a... Like... 捉…捉…捉…
Like something... Something that you... You corner. 反正就是瓮中捉的那…玩意
- Well put. - I see you enjoy wordplay. - 说得好 - 我知道你口才很好
We will have to have lunch one day... 什么时候我们一起吃个饭…
...and engage in a little verbal jousting. 顺便来切磋一下
I'm sure you're quite the raconteur. 我相信你定是个“能言善辩”的人
Yes. 当然
So I will call you for lunch. 那就改天约个时间
There's only one item on the agenda of this committee: 本委员会只有一项日程
To approve the list of nominees for our natiors highest award... 决定谁获得国家最高奖章…
...the Medal of Honor. …荣誉勋章
The two nominees are... 我们的候选者是…
...Charles Dreyfus... 查尔斯·德雷福斯
No. 哦
...and Sister Marie-Hugette... 以及修女玛丽·俞格特
...whose selfless concern for our natiors orphans... 她给与孤儿们无私的关怀
...is an inspiration to us all. 是我们的榜样
I would like to add one more name for the committee's consideration. 我想再提名一个人选 供委员会参考
Inspector Jacques Clouseau, the man who came here from a small village... 探长雅克·克劳索 一个来自小镇的警察
...to investigate the murder of Yves Gluant... 现被任命调查 伊弗斯·格鲁昂特命案
...who just last night captured the notorious Gas Mask Bandits. 昨夜又将毒气面具大盗一网打尽
Yes. Interesting idea. 很好的提议
- An average Frenchman. - Exactly. - 是广大人民的代表 - 说得好
Excellent idea. 绝佳的提议
All in favor? 一致同意？
How is it I was not informed of Clouseau's going to that casino? 克劳索去了赌场 怎么没有通知我？
- It was the middle of the night. - Oh, it was the middle of the night. - 那时候已经半夜了 - 哦，半夜
What, you did not want to wake me? 怎么…你还担心吵醒我？
I want to know of Clouseau's whereabouts... 克劳索的一举一动…
...every hour, 24 hours a day. 随时随地都要汇报给我！
You miss one call, and I will have you kicked off the force. 漏掉一点点，就把你踢出警局！
- Do you understand? - Yes, sir. - 明白？ - 遵命，先生
Why are you not with him now? 你现在怎么没有和他在一起？
- I'm here. - Get out. - 因为我在这里 - 滚！
- Clouseau. - Ponton. - 克劳索 - 庞顿
Let's call it a day. I am tired. 今天就到这儿吧，我太累了
I just wanted to see where you are with the investigation. 我只想了解一下你的进展情况
Good idea, Ponton. To let the subconscious mind... 好主意，庞顿 让潜意识发挥作用
...work on the case while we sleep. Now then, what are the facts? 利用睡觉的时间来破案 现在的情况是什么？
Yves Gluant was found... 伊弗斯·格鲁昂特…
...at the international championship semifinal... 在国际大赛的半决赛上
...with a poison dart in his neck. - The crime! - 被毒镖毒死 - 罪案！
Bizu wanted to kill him, but is now himself dead. 毕祖想杀他，可毕祖也死了
A complication! 新的罪案！
Gluant was siphoning off money... 格鲁昂特从拉洛克那里…
...from Larocque. - A motive! - 偷钱赌博 - 动机！
And close to the body was the singer, Xania. 在尸体旁边，是那个歌星仙妮娅
Xania is not the killer. 仙妮娅不是凶手
But I suspect she knows more than she is telling me. 不过我猜她知道的隐情 远多过她说的那些
- Where is she now? - She left suddenly for New York. - 她现在哪里？ - 匆匆赶往纽约了
We are going to have to follow her and find out what she is up to. 我们得跟过去，看她到底赶什么“场”
And if I am going to America... 既然去美国…
...I am going to have to speak with a flawless American accent... 我就得说一口标准的美式英语
...so as not to arouse suspicion. 以免引起别人怀疑
So find me the greatest accent coach in the world. 给我找全世界最好的美语老师
I would like to buy a hamburger. 我要买个汉堡包
I would like to buy a hamburger. 我要买个#%&%
I would like to buy a hamburger. 我要买个汉堡包
I would like to buy... 我要买个…
...a hamburger. …#%&%
No, no, no. Let's break it down. 不，不对 让我们分开来读
- Maybe we should stop. - We don't quit. - 这没法练了 - 决不放弃！
We do not quit. Again! Again! 绝对不放弃！再来！
- Have you ever had a hamburger? - Well, of course not. - 吃过汉堡包了？ - 当然没有
It's a disgusting American food. 令人作呕的美国食品
I never see you with women. 我从没见你和女人在一起
I'm married. 我结婚了
You don't wear a ring. 却不戴戒指
To protect her. 是为了保护她
I'm afraid some villain might threaten her. 怕那些坏人会恐吓她
Yes. 是啊
Tell me about her. 谈谈她吧
I consider her the most beautiful woman in the world. 在我眼里，她是全世界最美的女人
What about yourself? 你呢？
No, I don't consider myself a beautiful woman. 不，我不认为自己是个美女
I mean, is there a woman in your life? 我的意思是，你生命的另一半呢？
Oh, no. 哦，还没有
Love has not yet come my way. 爱情还未曾光顾我的大门
How could Inspector Clouseau be with a simple woman? 堂堂克劳索探长 怎能同一个普通的女人在一起
She would have to be so extraordinary in order to keep up. 她只有十分出色才配得上我
It's hard. 那是挺难的
- What is? - For you to meet someone. - 什么？ - 你遇到意中人
Oh, yes. 是啊
We have a big day tomorrow. 明天有很重要的任务
We will go to Xania's hotel and find out what she is up to. 我们得去仙妮娅的饭店 查清她在做什么
- Good night, Ponton. - Good night, Clouseau. - 晚安，庞顿 - 晚安，克劳索
- Good one. - Thank you. - 好身手 - 过奖了
I got her hotel phone records. 我拿到她的通话记录了
Xania made two phone calls... 仙妮娅打了两个电话…
...to a notorious black-market diamond cutter. 给一个臭名昭著的 专门替黑市切割钻石的人
There she is! Newspapers! 是她！报纸！
Newspapers! 报纸！
Floor 12. 12楼
I smell something fishy. 我有不祥的预感
May I help you? 请问有和贵干？
Good teamwork. 合作愉快
Stop! Stop whatever it is you are doing! You are defenseless! 无论在做什么，给我住手！ 抓你个毫无防备！
We have already taken care of your thugs patrolling the building. 你们的手下已经被我们解决了
I don't have any thugs. 我没有什么手下
You don't? 你没有？
Ponton, I think we owe those men an apology. 庞顿，看来我们得向那些人道个歉
And what is it you are cutting? 你在切割什么？
Pink diamond. Clear. 很明显了，粉红钻石
- Clear? - It's not the Pink Panther. - 很明显？ - 这不是粉红豹
And what are you doing here sneaking around? 那你在这里鬼鬼祟祟的是做什么？
This purse once belonged to Josephine Baker. 这是约瑟芬·贝克用过的钱包 （约瑟芬·贝克，著名法国歌星）
It was falling apart, so I had it studded with diamonds... 可惜都快散架了 我就拿来镶上钻石
...to wear on-stage at the Presidential Ball. 好在总统府的舞会的演出上 能带上台
Well, why did you just not tell me why you were coming? 那你为什么不直接告诉我呢？
I can't be seen at a diamond cutter. 在那件事发生以后
Not after what happened. 我本不该找人切割钻石
That may be one of your mysterious clients now. 这说不定是你的哪个“神秘客户”
Hello? 喂？
Yes, I am the person in charge of the phone bill. 是的，电话账单我负责
Well, I'm somewhat happy with my service. 我对现在的服务还算满意
Twelve months with that many minutes? 这么长的年通话时间？
Plus free minutes per month? 还有每月的免费通话时间？
Yes, sign me up. Yes, Jacques Clouseau... 好的，我要注册 雅克·克劳索
...credit card number: 信用卡卡号…
Yes? Yes, you may have my e-mail address. 好的，我的邮箱地址是
DoctorKnockers@aol.com DoctorKnockers@aol.com. （DoctorKnockers，情场圣手）
Well, I think I just got myself a pretty good deal. 我刚谈了笔好买卖
- When are you leaving the city? - I'm leaving tomorrow. Yeah. - 什么时候走呢？ - 明天就走
I may have to seduce her, Ponton, in order to get her to talk. 看来我得勾引她，好套出一些信息
- Part of the job. - Talk about what? - 工作需要 - 套什么信息？
I want to find out what time her plane is leaving in the morning. 查处明天她的飞机什么时候起飞
- Why not just ask her? - Too obvious. - 直接问不就行了？ - 太唐突了
I may have to pump her for information. 到时候我会想办法套她的话
- I see. - Inspector... - 明白 - 探长…
...would you like to join me for dinner at the Waldorf? 在沃尔多夫酒店共进晚餐怎么样？
Certainly, mademoiselle. 当然可以，小姐
Say, 8:00? 那就8点？
Eight o'clock. 8点
Say, I don't know, my room on the second floor? 要不就…在二楼我的房间？
"I don't know, my room on the second floor." “要不就…在二楼我的房间？”
I'll see you then. 到时候见了
It might be a trap. 可能有诈
Who cares? 管它的
Welcome to my room, inspector. 欢迎，探长先生
It is lovely weather we are having. 今天天气不错
Oh, yes, baby. Oh, yes. 哦，亲爱的，哦…
Why? 到底为什么？
Why what? 什么为什么？
Why were you being so elusive today? 今天如此反常的举动
I was afraid of Larocque. 我很怕拉洛克
- He might be following me. - Larocque? The casino owner? - 我说不定被他跟踪了 - 拉洛克？那个赌场老板？
He sent out word threatening to kill anyone... 他放出话，无论谁拿了粉红豹…
...in possession of the Pink Panther. 他定会置之于死地
He believes it belongs to him. 他认为那钻石是属于他的
But why would he follow you? 那他跟踪你干什么？
I was in New York to see a diamond cutter. 我来纽约找人切割钻石
He might draw the wrong conclusion. 说不定会让他误以为…
You know... 你看…
...a man sitting here in your private suite... 在你的私人套房里
...so close to you... 和一个男人面对面…
...might draw the wrong conclusion too. 说不定也会引起别人误解
Or the right one. 说不定不是误解呢
I've heard things about you, inspector. 我久闻你的大名了，探长先生
What sort of things? 什么大名？
That you really know how to treat a woman. 据说你很懂女人
Yes. Yes. 啊，当然
Let the games begin. 好戏开始了
Let me just slip away. 容我离开一会儿
Yes! 耶！
No! No, no! No, no! 不！不！不！
My miracle pill for the middle-aged man. 中年男人的福音…
Give it back. 还给我
Inspector? 探长？
- Are you all right in there? - I hope you're getting yourself ready. - 你在里面没事吧？ - 你自己准备好吧
Inspector? Are you sure you're okay in there? 探长先生，你真的没事？
Yes, I am. I'm fine. I'm just getting in the mood for love. 我没事，不过在酝酿爱的情绪
Well, hello. 你好
We need fresh towels in 204. 204房需要干净毛巾
Don't ask why, just do it. 别问为什么，去做就对了
You have the flight number. He leaves tomorrow out of JFK. 已经告诉你航班好了 在JFK机场
He'll be easy to spot. He's got white hair, a thin mustache... 他很显眼的，一头银发 留着小胡子…
...brimming with self-confidence and completely lost. 看上去很自信的样子 其实是迷路了
- Did you get the stuff? - Yes. - 东西都带上了？ - 是的
Good. 很好
Give it to me. Airline food is for suckers. 给我，飞机上的食品都是垃圾
I will smuggle this on. Just act cool. 我要把这些带上，保持冷静
- Hey, that's Xania! - Hello. - 看！是仙妮娅！ - 大家好
Hi. Yes, thank you. 嗨！谢谢！
I still think she is hiding something, Ponton. 我还是觉得她隐瞒了什么
What? 隐瞒什么？
If I knew what she was hiding, then it wouldn't be hidden, would it? 我要是知道，还会说“隐瞒”？
- All right. Thank you. - One more! One more! - 好了，谢谢你们 - 再拍一张！就一张！
Okay, let's go. Next. 好了，下一位
Nothing to declare. 没有什么需要声明的
- Come on through. - Hand check on two. - 借过 - 2号口需要人工检查
- This your bag, sir? - Yes, it is. - 这是你的包？ - 是的
- We'll have to hand check it. - Go ahead. I have nothing to hide. - 我需要检查一下 - 请便，里面没什么见不得人的…
In my bag. …东西
Come with me, sir. 请随我来
Wait here, pal. 请留步
It's a harmless pocketknife. 一把没有威胁的随身小刀
It's a harmless pair of... Numchucks? 一把没有威胁的… 双节棍？！
I don't... I don't even own a mace. I don't know where that came from. 我…我压根没买钉头槌 不知道它从哪儿冒出来的
I've never seen that stuff in my life. 这些东西…我见都没见过
Jimbo! 金波！
You don't need Jimbo. 不需要叫金波吧…
- Jimbo, stay. - What's in your pocket, sir? - 金波，乖 - 你兜里藏着什么？
- Nothing. - Sir, I'll say again... - 没什么 - 先生，我再问一次
...what's in your pocket? - Nothing. - 兜里有什么？ - 没什么
I'm gonna ask you again, what's in your pocket, sir? 我再问你一次 你衣兜里到底装了什么？
All right. 好吧
I have, in my pocket... 我装了…
...a couple of "hambwon'tsforts." 几个“汉包包”
What? 什么东西？
I have in my pocket... 我装了…
...a couple of "dolvargars." 几个#@$%
Sir? 什么？
- Sir, in your pocket you have...? - All right, I have four "hanolders." - 先生，你到底… - 好吧，我带了4个#$%$%
I'm sorry. Once more. 抱歉，再说一次
Again! 说
- Sir... - Hey, what's that? - 什么… - 看，那是什么？
- Sir... Sir, I'm losing my patience. - Oh, you are? - 先生，我耐心有限 - 是吗？
- You are losing your patience? - Yes. - 你也没耐心了？ - 是的
I'm simply telling you I have a couple of "tamburthers." 我说的很明白了 就是几个#%#%^
I've got an End darter down on six. I've got an End darter down on six! 6号台有情况！ 6号台有情况！
- Locked and loaded, sir! - Show me your hands, sir! 不许动！举起手来！
All right, I'll just show you. 好了，让我给你看…
- No, no, no! Stay here, sir. - Sic him, W! - 先生，你不能过去！ - 上！
Clouseau Brings Shame To France [ 克劳索给法国蒙羞 ]
National Embarrassment! [ 国家的耻辱 ]
French Guy Arrested [ 法国人被捕 ]
- Yes, that's him! - Inspector, what is a "damburgert"? - 啊，他来了！ - 探长，什么是“蛋包堡”？
Inspector, how does it feel to have let down the nation? 探长，给国家丢脸是什么感觉？
So much for the heroic Inspector Clouseau. 克劳索探长的“英雄梦”算是做够了
Well, this is a glorious day for France. 今天，对于法国 真是个好日子
How so, chief inspector? 这话怎么说，总探长？
Because a stupid idiot named Clouseau... 因为一个叫克劳索的笨蛋…
...is going to be stripped of his rank while I take over his case. 将卷铺盖走人 而我将接手他的案子
You have a second man named Clouseau? 还有人也叫克劳索？
My God. Leave us alone for a moment. 我的老天 留我们俩单独谈一会儿
You, out. Go, go. Go. I must have a private word... 你、你…都出去 我有话…
...with Inspector Clouseau. 要对克劳索探长说
Understand something, Clouseau. 听好了，克劳索
When I made you an inspector, it was not because I thought... 让你当探长，不是因为…
...you had any value as a detective. 你有什么资格当侦探
It was because I thought you were the stupidest policeman in all of France. 而是因为你是全法国最蠢的警察
A hopeless, deluded idiot. 一个彻头彻尾的蠢货
Then I was not promoted for my merits? 这么说不是因为我的杰出表现了？
I only made you inspector because I needed someone... 让你当探长，是因为我要找个人…
...who would quietly get nowhere until I was ready... 只会在那里原地打转 好让我有时间准备
...to take over the case myself. 去亲自破案
I was trying to catch a killer. 我只不过想抓住凶手
You were trying... 你只不过想…
You were trying to become a hero. Well, you will be stripped... 你不过想当英雄罢了 现在倒好，你丢了官衔…
...of your rank, ridiculed by the media... …还被媒体奚落
...and I will be done with you. …你已经没有任何价值了
And now if you will excuse me, ex-inspector, I must go and prepare... 前探长先生，恕我失陪 我要去准备…
...for the arrest which will win me the Medal of Honor... 抓捕行动，赢得“荣誉勋章”
...catapult me to the National Assembly, and after that, who knows? 然后进军议会 然后…谁知道还有什么好事？
- Goodbye, Clouseau. - Shall we lock him up? - 再见，克劳索 - 要把他关起来吗？
Look at him. 看看吧
He is finished. Let him go home to obscurity. 他彻底完蛋了 让他回他家躲着吧
You knew? 你都知道？
Ponton... 庞顿…
...things were not as I supposed they were. …事情不像我预想的那样
And if I ever made you look foolish... 要是曾让你丢脸…
...I am sorry. 我很抱歉
It was an honor serving under you, sir. 给您效力是我的荣幸，先生
Good one. 好身手
The Internet. 互联网
Hello, old friend. 你好啊，老朋友
"To download your new cell-phone ringtone... “下载个性化铃声…”
...press the button that says 'download."' “…请按下载按钮”
I take the mouse and I click, but do not drag... 用鼠标点击，不要拖拽
...the button that says "download." …点“下载”按钮
Fatal System Error [ 严重系统错误 ]
Gentlemen, and lady, good morning. 各位早上好
Meet Dr. Li How Pang. 看这个人，庞李豪
He was, of course, in the VIP box when Gluant was killed. 格鲁昂特被杀时 他曾列座于贵宾席
Coincidentally, Dr. Pang would send Gluant large sums of money. 更巧的是，庞先生 给过格鲁昂特很大一笔钱
Presumably, Gluant was to invest these sums on Pang's behalf. 据推测，格鲁昂特本该 以庞的名义将钱投在饭店上
But being a compulsive gambler, Gluant took the money... 可作为一个疯狂的赌徒 格鲁昂特…
...and gambled it all away. …却把钱输了个精光
So Pang had the motive. 这样一来，庞就有了作案动机
He had the opportunity. 和作案的机会
Pang is in France for the president's ball tonight. 庞就在法国 今晚他要参加总统府的舞会
We will arrest him there for the murder of Yves Gluant. 我们将以涉嫌谋杀 伊弗斯·格鲁昂特将他抓捕归案
Bravo, chief inspector. 了不起，总探长
I am pleased to announce that I am personally taking over... 我很荣幸地宣布 我将亲自…
...the Pink Panther investigation and that an arrest is imminent. 着手调查粉红豹命案 抓捕行动即将展开
- Thank you. - Chief inspector... - 谢谢大家 - 总探长…
...the coroner has announced that Bizu was killed... 验尸结果表明 毕祖死于…
...with a perfect shot to the occipital lobe. Any comments? 正中枕叶的一记枪伤 您对此有何看法？
The occipital lobe? 枕叶? （枕叶为大脑神经中枢）
It's irrelevant. 这个与本案无关
The occipital lobe. 枕叶…
That makes me feel good. 我可真是“风光无限”啊
Zoom. 放大
Of course. 原来如此
Ponton, I need you over here immediately. 庞顿，我要你马上到这儿来
We are back on the case. 我们继续办案
Nicole, I believe Bizu and Gluant were killed by the same person. 尼可，我确信毕祖和格鲁昂特 为同一个人所杀
And that the killer will strike again tonight. 而且凶手今晚会再度作案
I want you to meet me at the presidential palace. 我要你到总统府同我会面
And bring my vinyl bag marked "presidential palace." 记得拿上我的PVC袋 上面写有“总统府”的那个
And hurry! Xania is in grave danger. 抓紧时间！仙妮娅处境非常危险！
Ponton, we must get to the presidential palace immediately! 庞顿，我们马上去总统府！
- Put your seat belt on. - I don't need a seat belt. - 把安全带系上 - 我才不用系那玩意
Let's see what this baby can do! 看这玩意能跑多快！
No. Clouseau should not be on this list. 不，克劳索不该在名单里
He is no longer allowed at state affairs. 他不再为国家机器效力了
He has been disgraced and humiliated. 他丢尽了脸 现在就是过街老鼠一个
But what about all the reporters who will want to come in? 那些记者想进去怎么办？
When the time is right, let them pour in. 等时机成熟，放他进去
Clouseau. 克劳索
I'm sorry, but your name is not on the list. 很抱歉，你不在名单上
Not on the list? 不在名单上？
Dreyfus must have made sure you cannot get in. 德雷福斯肯定不想让你进去
Ponton. 庞顿
- Inspector, here is your bag. - Good work, Nicole. - 探长先生，这是你的包 - 干得好，尼可
- What is that? - Camouflage. Let's go. - 这是什么？ - 伪装，我们走
- Nicole. - Yes? - 尼可 - 是
- One last thing. - Yes? - 还有一件事 - 什么
It's evening... 现在是晚上了…
...and you look beautiful without your glasses. 你不戴眼镜更美
Thank you, inspector. 谢谢你，探长先生
- Chief inspector. - What? - 总探长 - 什么事？
Our men have reported a sighting of Inspector Clouseau. 有手下报告发现了克劳索
Clouseau? 克劳索？
I know what he's up to. He wants to try to make the arrest himself. 我知道他来干什么 来自讨苦吃
If you see Clouseau, put him in cuffs for trespassing... 发现克劳索 就以非法入侵逮捕他
...and parade him through the party. 然后在晚会上游行示众
I want all men on alert. Arrest him outside. 让所有人提高警惕 在外面就把他抓住
Dr. Pang has arrived. 庞先生来了
We will take him after the first song. 第一首歌结束以后就拿下他
Yes, yes. Very true. 是的，是的
Good work, Ponton. We're in. 好样的，庞顿 我们进来了
Look! 看！
It's the killer! After him! 是凶手！去抓他！
- Change outfits. - Stop! Turn around. - 换衣服！ - 站住！
Who are you? 你们是谁？
- What are you doing here? - We are... We are two... We are... - 在这里做什么？ - 我们…
- I'll tell you exactly who we are. - Yes. - 我来告诉你我们是谁 - 说吧
- We are... - I've been looking for you everywhere. - 我们是… - 我到处都找遍了
Where the hell have you been? 你们两个死哪里去了？
- You know these two? - Of course I know them. - 你认得他们俩？ - 当然认得
They are Xania's backup dancers. They go on in the third act... 他们是仙妮娅的替补伴舞 会在第三场舞…
...with the Komodo dragon and the snow machine. 同“科莫多巨蜥” 和造雪机一同出场
Why do you think they are dressed like that, for fun? 要不他们怎么穿成这样，好玩么？
- Prove it. - We don't have to prove... - 证明给我看 - 我们没时间…
Can't you see these dancers are exhausted? 你看不到他们都精疲力竭了吗？
Go and fetch them some water. 还不快去倒杯水来
That was fantastic. 太棒了
- You think so? - You are... - 真的？ - 你是一个…
...an amazing woman. 了不起的女人
Inspector, the killer. 探长，凶手！
Now I am ready to catch a killer. 现在让我去抓凶手
Stop! 住手！
Stop in the name of the law. 以法律的名义，马上住手！
Get him! 抓住他！
- Bravo! - Bravo! 精彩！
Ponton, you follow him that way. I'll go this way and cut him off. 庞顿，你走那边，我从这边包抄
Stop! 站住！
Turn around. 转过身来
- You're under arre... - You are under arrest! - 你被捕… - 你被捕了！
Ponton! After him! 庞顿！抓住他！
Now. 上
Go, go! 快！快！
Well, Dr. Pang. In the name of the statutes... 庞先生，我以…
...and laws of the great nation of France... 法兰西共和国法律之名…
...I arrest you for the murder of Yves Gluant. 以涉嫌谋杀伊弗斯·格鲁昂特 的罪名逮捕你
Clouseau! Arrest him. 克劳索！抓住他！
Which one is he? 哪一个是他？
That would be him. 就是那个了
In the name of the statutes and laws of the great nation of France... 我依据法兰西共和国法律之名…
...I arrest you for the murder of Yves Gluant. 以涉嫌谋杀伊弗斯·格鲁昂特 的罪名逮捕你
Yuri, the trainer who trains. 搞陪练的尤里·培连
And who are you? 你是谁？
I am Inspector Jacques Clouseau. 我是探长雅克·克劳索
Gluant was nothing! 格鲁昂特什么也不是！
I drew up the plays. 都是我的功劳
He takes credit for brilliant French defense which I gave him... 我告诉他的完美防守战术 他拿去占为己有
...and treats me like I'm dead. Fine. Now he is dead from Chinese poison. 当我不存在，现在他真的“不存在”了 死于中国的毒药！
Inspector, what made you think it was him? 探长先生，是什么让你想到是他？
But, Ponton, think back. You were there. 好好想想，庞顿 当时你也在场
WHY DO YOU BOTHER ME? 你们来找我什么麻烦？
WHY DID YOU BRING ME HERE? I'M BUS Y. 抓我来这里做什么？ 我很忙的
THE COACH WAS KILLED WITH CHINESE POISON. 教练是被中国的毒药毒死的
YOU SHOULD LOOK FOR SOCCER TRAINERS. 你该去找球队的陪练
THE Y ARE REQUIRED TO HAVE A KNOWLEDGE OF CHINESE HERBS. 他们才有中药的知识
She was right, of course. 他说得对
According to statute 87223, every trainer of the national soccer team... 根据87723号条例 球队的陪练
...must have a knowledge of Chinese herbs. 必须懂得中药的知识
This made it easy for him to murder Gluant. 这样他要谋杀格鲁昂特就十分容易
- And Bizu? - Simple. - 毕祖呢？ - 很简单
Bizu had often heard Yuri's rants against Gluant. 毕祖常听见 尤里对格鲁昂特大嚷大叫
So Bizu blackmailed Yuri and got himself killed. 事后毕祖勒索尤里 招致杀身之祸
Oh, it's you. 哦，是你
A stunning shot to the head... 完美的一枪爆头
...burrowing deeply into the occipital lobe. 直射入枕叶
But Yuri is a soccer trainer. 尤里不过是个陪练
That shot was made by an expert marksman. 那样的手法必出自一个神枪手
Chief inspector, I'm sure you're familiar... 总探长，相信你一定很熟悉…
...with Russian army statute 611. 俄国军规611条
Well, of course. 当然
All members must be... 所有军人…
...expert marksmen... - Expert marksmen. 都必须精通射击
...and understand the location of the occipital... 并熟悉枕叶的位置
- Occipital lobe, of course. - Yes. 当然
- Very true. - Yes, Yuri. - 很正确 - 尤里…
Xania is still alive. 仙妮娅还活着
But you hated her. And that's why you are trying to kill her. 可是你恨她，所以要杀死她
You hated her because she went with Bizu and then Gluant... 你恨她是因为她 先后同毕祖和格鲁昂特约会
...and treated you like you were nothing. 却从没把你放在眼里
But you forgot a fundamental truth about women. 可惜你忘记了对待女人的真谛
A woman is like a... 女人就像是…
Is like a... 就像是…
...artichoke. 洋蓟花
You have to do a bit of work before you get to her heart. 只有用心争取，才能赢得佳人芳心
What about the diamond? What about the Pink Panther? 那钻石呢？粉红豹在哪里？
Yes, thank you, Inspector Clouseau for carrying out my orders. 好了，克劳索探长 感谢你执行我的命令
Hand over the diamond, Yuri. 把钻石交出来，尤里
What do I care about your stinking diamond? 那颗破钻石关我什么事？
He does not have the diamond. 他没有钻石
The murderer does not have the diamond? 杀人犯没有钻石？
- No. - Well, then, where is it... - 没有 - 那…到底在哪？
...lnspector Clouseau? 克劳索探长
It is there! In her purse. 就在那儿，她手提包里！
Let me see. 让我看看
Sorry, Clouseau, no diamond. 抱歉，克劳索，没有钻石
The purse, please. 请把包给我
Could you hold that, please? 劳驾拿着这个
After Gluant came to me, he said he decided to stop cheating on me. 格鲁昂特那时走到我身边 说他决定不再欺骗我
Then he asked me to marry him... 还要我嫁给他
...and put the ring in my hands. 然后就把钻石放到了我手里
After he was killed, I thought... 他被杀以后，我想…
...if I came forward with the ring, everyone would think I did it. 要是我拿出戒指 人们一定会认为我是凶手
If Gluant gave you the ring before he died... 要是格鲁昂特在死之前 把戒指给了你
...then according to civil statute 812-914B, you are the rightful owner. 那么根据民法812-914B 你是合法所有人
You may keep the Pink Panther. 你可以拥有粉红豹戒指
But, inspector, how did you know she had it? 不过探长先生 你怎么知道戒指在她手上？
It was simple, Ponton. 很简单，庞顿
I was looking at a photo of myself at the checkpoint. 我在观察安检那幅照片的时候
Something caught my eye: 有件东西吸引了我
Xania's purse passing through the x-ray machine. 那时候仙妮娅的钱包正经过X光机
I enlarged the photo... 我将图片放大…
...and in it... …那里面赫然躺着…
...the Pink Panther. 粉红豹钻戒！
- The case is closed! - Bravo, Clouseau. - 本案告破！ - 了不起，克劳索！
Bravo! 了不起！
Clouseau! Clouseau! Clouseau! Clouseau! 克劳索！克劳索！ 克劳索！克劳索！
Chief inspector? 总探长…
I can't thank you enough for giving me......the opportunity to solve the Pink Panther murder. 十分感谢你给我这个机会 破了粉红豹命案
Without your decision to put me on the case... 要不是你决定让我负责这个案子
...who knows, someone else might've won the Medal of Honor this year. 这荣誉勋章说不定就颁给别人了
Yes, I know. 是的，没错
I owe it all to you, chief inspector. Without you, I would be nothing. 我欠你一个人情 没有你，我还只是个无名小卒
- Perhaps you still are. - Excellent verbal joust, inspector. - 现在也就是个“有名小卒” - 口才真不错，总探长
You idiot! Oh, no. 蠢货一个！哦，不…
- Hit it, Ponton. - No! Clouseau! - 出发吧，庞顿 - 不…克劳索！
Stop the car. Dear... 停车！老天…
What? 你说什么？
Nothing. 没说什么
You didn't say: 你没有说…
"Stop the car. Dear God, I beg of you, stop the car"? “停车…我的老天… 求你了…快停车…”
No. 没有
Does it hurt? 痛吗？
What? 什么？
I can't understand you. 我听不懂
You know what, I think he wants to recline. 我猜他是想换个姿势
There's a lever right here. 这里应该有根杆子
Oh, it's on the other side, I'm sorry. 哦，在那边
A bit of a reach. Wait a minute. I'll get it. 只差一点点了，稍等
I'll get it right here. 我马上就弄好
Is right back here. 就在这背后
There must be a simpler way... 总该有什么简单的办法…
...of working this... Oh, there's a remote control... …哦，这有个遥控器
...so that you can just... 这样只需要…
It's sensitive! I hardly touched it! But it goes up... 哦，太灵敏了！ 我刚碰到就起来了！
That's it! That's it! 好了！好了！
- You know, Ponton. - Yes, inspector. - 庞顿 - 什么事，探长先生
This is a very hard time for Inspector Dreyfus. 德雷福斯总探长 现正处境很差
It is important that we show compassion. 我们一定要表现出深切的同情
And we must use the gentle healing power of laughter. 用微笑为他疗伤
This is going to hurt. 这样一定很痛
Clouseau! 克劳索！
That breeze feels good. 啊，这微风挺凉爽的