somewhere hidden amongst thorny brambles
is a little kingdom of elves and fairies
everyone who lives here is very very
small
[Music]
today's adventure starts morning and you
even started packing yet we're going on
holiday today remember we're not leaving
for ages mr. elf please try and relax
I'll try mrs. elf but you know I find
holidays difficult I'm taking Gaston to
the vet do you want to come along
yes no no no you're not going anywhere
Ben you've got to stay home and pack
your holiday bag oh please let me go dad
it's ages before we have to set off on
holiday and we'll be really quick
Gaston's just going to the vets for a
checkup ok to the vets and straight back
no dawdling yes dad see you later
why is Gaston on a lead he didn't really
want to go to the vet he's never been
before
[Music]
don't worry Gaston the vet is really
nice please come to see the vet that's
my mum she's the vet come in ma'am ed
and Holly have brought Gaston hello
Gaston there is nothing to worry about
Gaston upon my table please what a good
lady bird now let's have a look in your
mouth hmm
nice healthy teeth oh wow you're really
good with animals well I am a vet she's
my mum let's check your eyes his eyes
look really big
nearly done now we'll just take your
temperature temperatures fine
all is good good good Gaston you're a
fit and healthy ladybird well here's a
sticker for a very brave boy Oh bye
Gaston I shouldn't need to see you again
for quite a while well done brave
[Music]
now what's taking been so long mr. elf
we don't need to leave for ages relax
we're back and not a moment too soon
we've got really good news Gaston is fit
and healthy and the vet gave him a
sticker for being a very brave boy
lovely no Ben start packing we're going
on holiday remember Oh dad I just had a
very good idea yes Gaston can come with
us on holiday oh yes that's a super idea
no this is a family holiday Gaston is
family um where we're going I don't
think they allow pets yes they do
well Gaskins not coming and that's final
ah now for the one millionth time Ben
please start packing your holiday bag
yes start come on Ben I'll help you pack
Barry's a good at packing holiday bags
and I'm a say right what am I going to
pack hmm probably simplest just to pack
everything how about this you want to
play don't you Gaston well dad Gaston's
great at catching
[Music]
Don are you alright he's had his Fela
we'll have to take him back to the vet
Ben have you packed your holiday bag yes
dad good so now there's nothing to stop
us
setting off we can leave as soon as we
get back from the vets back from the
Fitz but look after that leg and that
leg and that leg and that leg and that
leg and man himself oh dear you better
bring him straight in I didn't expect to
see you back so soon Gaston it's a bit
sore isn't it
I'll fantage it for you and I'll
sprinkle on a little fairy dust just to
make it heal quickly
Gaston scratching it
no Gaston you mustn't scratch it or it
won't get better
oh just pop on this plastic collar now
he can't scratch it sorry Gaston here's
another sticker for being so brave well
be careful now I don't want to see you
back here again mrs. elf have you got
the holiday tickets yes here they are
good throw them down to me oh I'm not
sure that's such a good idea mr. al you
might not catch them oh I'll catch them
okay if you're sure
[Music]
you see elves are great at catching and
I'm an elf
why is Gaston got that big collar on
don't laughed hat you last on sorry
Gaston just throw them to me mrs. elf if
you're sure Gaston caught the keys
Gaston's great catching on yes well done
Gaston give me the car keys back now Oh
Tommy we have to get them back Holly
have you got your wand with you yes good
use magic to turn Gaston inside out I'm
not sure that's a very good idea we'll
have to take Gaston back to the vet she
can get the keys out come on then quick
[Music]
hello Gaston I didn't expect to see you
again so soon
Oh what's the matter she swallowed my
car keys now Gaston let's have a look at
you hmm I see good good I have some very
good news yes Gaston's feeler is better
hey I can take gaston's collar off hey
and here's a sticker for being a brave
boy again that's all really lovely and
great and everything but how do I get my
car keys back how's that okay Oh see if
I can find them just take a look in the
front end hmm nothing here well now the
back end nothing here either now for the
middle I'll use the x-ray hold still
there they are
their keys so how do we get them out we
let nature take his course let nature
take its course
what does that mean I think she means
wait for him to poo it out that's right
we all just have to follow him around
for a bit looks like Gaston might be
about to go
how disgusting but at least we'll be
getting the keys back he I need it away
ah the little darling we just have to
wait for him to go in his own time in
his own time but we don't have any more
time we're going to be late for the
holiday we have to wait for nature to
take its course what does that mean it
means we have to wait for Gaston to
[Music]
what's wrong with him now the keys mr.
elf you're a very lucky man yes
well Gaston you certainly deserve
another brave boy sticker Gaston will
have more stickers and spots
Gaston has been through a lot he could
do with somewhere warm and nice for a
good rest he can come on holiday with us
that would be perfect
I'm sorry but I did say Gaston couldn't
come that was before he'd been sick he
probably needs a pets Passport I can
give him one of those it's settled then
Gaston can come on holiday with us keep
Gaston warmed have you got food for him
and a cushion yeah
I don't want to see you again for a long
long time somewhere hidden amongst
thorny brambles is a little kingdom of
elves and fairies everyone who lives
here is very very small
[Music]
today's adventure starts Wow a talking
card who sent you granny thistle my
mother and I am used to invite you on to
a magical party you'll need to capture
is a Magic Bus
oh dear I'm always a bit worried when we
go there
granny's house is so full of magic but
don't you fairies like magic yes but
granny and Grandpa pas like dangerous
magic so their house isn't very
child-friendly that's one way of putting
it magic in the elf tree sure you're
invited to a magical party me there must
be some mistake
you are the wise old elf yes you're
invited to granny scissors party you
need to catch the Magic Bus oh yeah
this magic bus is very late hello wise
old elf are you coming to granny's party
yes I seem to have been invited I was at
college with your granny and Grandpa bar
a long long time ago
typical you wait ages for Magic Bus then
three come at once
I do like this there's no driver I don't
need a driver I'm a Magic Bus
Oh
next granny and Grandpa bars when we get
to granny and Grandpa paws
don't touch anything that looks magical
yes mummy
remember granny's magic can be a bit
strong
yes daddy what about grandpapa thistle
from Papa thistle oh he's completely
bonkers whatever you do don't ask him
about his hobbies Wow a castle in the
clouds let's ring the bell no Ben don't
touch it don't touch anything I'll ring
the bell it seems to be an ordinary Bell
this time usually something jumps here I
am surprised are the spider you guessed
it was me darlings darlings
Donny thistle hello Ben welcome to my
party Oh Cedric hello Millicent come
along inside darlings we're going to
have such fun rainbows are so much
better than stairs unless the weather
changes
[Music]
looks like a school maybe you should
think about getting some ordinary stairs
one day mother Oh
Daenerys stairs would be like a fairy
cake
hmm these cakes are amazing delicious of
course they are magical fairy gay mummy
why can't we have magic cakes like this
we don't need to do everything by magic
darling honestly it's as if your parents
think the magic will run out if they use
it too much Cedric
no not eating will you have a fairy cake
well alright put me down oh well if you
insist
magic always leads to trouble but you
used to love magic that was a long time
ago thank goodness none of you could see
me then oh I think I've got some old
pictures somewhere
[Applause]
[Music]
in those days I wasn't the wise old elf
I was a foolish young girl we had such
fun you simply are magic yes but that
was before the incident of the monkey
kittens kittens what happened I think
I've got a picture of that too no well
another time now for the party games we
still have to finish hide-and-seek
from last time we never found grandpa
paw he's been hiding for a year hiding
oh yeah yes he does take the game
seriously
we'll find him it's the twins you found
me at last and Holly my dear did I win
the game hello dad have you really been
hiding there all year if a game is worth
playing it's worth playing right hello
victor cédric old bean this is my best
friend Ben delighted to meet you Ben
don't ask him about his hobbies what's
that hobbies you want to hear about my
hobbies well did you know I've been
doing some inventing yes last year you
showed us your jam trousers
did I what about my custard shoes those
two oh I've taken up lots of new hobbies
like woodwork sounds quite harmless
here's a wooden chair I made you look
surprisingly like an old wheelchair yes
but then I asked myself why should a
chair have legs and not be able to walk
here boy yes indeed it doesn't like
being sat on no that's the problem with
walking chairs and also I've been doing
some gardening gardening that sounds
relatively safe I asked myself why
should a tulip have leaves
why not hands or even feet and I gave it
a brain and a voice what do you think of
my gardening Cedric
this isn't gardening this is an
abomination
domination that chulip I do like my
hobbies frogs I asked myself why should
a frog have just two eyes why not ten or
twenty three oh that's enough dear they
didn't care about your silly old hobbies
yes I'm forgetting myself it's your
party darling and I've arranged a
fantastic surprise what's the surprise I
dread to think to the top of the tower
ready thistle loves looking at the stars
oh yes
stars are very pretty so I asked myself
why do we have to look at the stars from
down here why not up there in the sky
[Music]
my dear son this is magic I don't have
to know what I'm doing I may not know
much about magic but I do know how to
land or rocket we're back home we
survives the party
thank you for landing the rocket surgery
my pleasure
Millicent no let's head to the Sun and
see what it's made of
groovy somewhere hidden amongst thorny
brambles is a little kingdom of elves
and fairies everyone who lives here is
very
is small
[Music]
today's adventure starts what was that I
don't know it was coming from the old
dwarf mine but isn't the dwarf mine
empty yes I think so
I can hear voices that was loud
weeds bear to tell the grown-ups there
are noises in the mine the mine what
mine the old dwarf mine you're not
supposed to be in there it's dangerous
we once in there we just heard a big
bang yes
I'm the ground shook up yes deep inside
the mine the dwarves have been sleeping
they sleep for years and years then when
they wake up thanks to talk to day
what are they digging for precious
jewels gold diamonds gemstones but
digging for things doesn't make a big
bang noise it does when the dwarves do
it they carry out big explosions
underground
then dig through the mess yes missus
else they keep digging until they are so
tired they fall asleep again they sleep
and sleep they're big
bigger than us yes dwarves are huge this
is a worrying time the whole of the
Little Kingdom might get dug up holes
everywhere just hope hope they dig in
the other direction hope they don't come
anywhere near us
no no just letting you know there'll be
some digging work in this area Oh No we
apologize in advance for any
inconvenience caused to your journey
journey
what journey we're not going anywhere
No hi what if I were you look at this
hole someone could fall in hmm I think
we need to talk to King thistle wise old
elf to see you your majesty
mmm dwarves your majesty thoughts
they're back no I'm afraid so we haven't
got a dwarf infestation for years but
now they've woken up I see well they
live underground mostly maybe they won't
bother us but they've already dug a hole
by the elf tree it's only one hole maybe
you can turn it into a pond or something
your majesty you don't understand this
is just the start
the dwarfs will dig up all of the little
kingdom wise old elf you worry too much
it'll be fine
that's gracious I say do you mind
what's that night you've made a great
big hole in my courtyard nap l don't get
upset upset my castle is falling over
yeah you want to get that fixed now
listen here I'm the king
Oh a complaint is it you better talk to
the boss right I will what you were
saying I want to speak to the boss I'm
the boss do you have an appointment he
doesn't need one he's the king a king
doesn't make appointments nor even at
the hairdresser's daddy doesn't have any
hair he's bald well that's not our fault
look we want to complain about the noise
what noise the noise from the mine I
can't hear anything
joy's now look I'm the king and I'm
commanding you to stop all the digging
yeah the thing is though you're only
king above the ground just to the top
soil below that I'm the boss
we can't stop digging anyway that's what
we do we won't stop until we found gold
and diamonds some gold and diamonds and
gems
good thinking Holley there we go
problem solved now kindly stop digging
but I can magic up that stuff hey
where's the fun in that
you have to dig for it now if you don't
mind some of us have work to do come on
lads
let's get digging well that could have
gone better
let's go away and come up with another
plan
so if no-one wants this treasure can I
have it yes yes take it now we are
gathered here to discuss the dwarf
problem they're making loud bangs
they're digging holes everywhere they've
dug up my carrots yes yes we all know
how annoying they can be magic them away
no fairy magic doesn't work on dwarfs I
know how to get rid of the dwarves we
take all this treasure sneaked into the
mine and bury the treasure deep down Oh
and then the dwarfs will take it up and
they'll be happy and stop digging
correct excellent plan all right nanny
plums in charge off you go but it's my
plan okay you can both be in charge
thank you your majesty but I'm in charge
really we need to bury the treasure deep
down in
the Train yes a fan wait for me
[Music]
how is the my deep very deep who tied
everyone
[Music]
take it off our thumbs alone
we leave the diamonds we take the gold
[Music]
how come he hide the treasure with all
the dwarves around I know I'm good at
voices this is the dwarf pulse go launch
go go go go
that's brilliant now watch this boys
tape right well done nanny plum no probs
right let's hide this treasure quickly
now
dwarves never stop digging for long
[Music]
oh there we go
Germans this enjoyment here have we
found the treasure yes lots of it well
done lads hey what do you mean keep
digging
in cases more treasure of course we
always did twice as hard when we find
treasure Oh No
what are you doing here anyway this is
the dwarf only area we put the treasure
there for you to find what we thought
you'd stop digging we thought you'd be
happy why
how thoughtful of you and we thought
you'd stop making that racket well I
suppose all the noise could be a bit
upsetting yes yes it is and that's why
we apologize in advance come on lads
let's get digging
foolish digging is made me quite tired
[Music]
[Applause]
they've tired themselves out no I know
it boss know it knowledge good now
they'll sleep for years they'll sleep
and sleep and sleep and sleep and then
they'll wake up and start digging all
over again yes they'll take and take and
take and take somewhere hidden amongst
thorny brambles is a little kingdom of
elves and fairies everyone who lives
here is very very small
[Music]
today's adventure starts at Lucy's house
[Music]
yes we love coming to your house it's my
birthday soon and you can come to my
party that sounds brilliant
you could have a fairy party or an elf
party yes and help a fairy party and all
my friends can come dressed up I could
do some party magic hides that can be a
bit funny about you too mum dad I've
decided to have an elephant fairy party
for my birthday
that's nice Lucy and I've invited Ben
health and fairy princess Holly now Lucy
we've been through this elves and
fairies aren't really real we are real
but but we can't have real elves and
fairies at Lucy's birthday party why not
dad there'll be lots of other children
and they're not used to seeing real
elves and fairies we understand yes
see you later Lucy bye bye
Holley was going to do some magic at my
party
well I can do some magic drinks watch
here's a coin now it's gone oh what's
this behind your ear will you do a magic
show at my party of course I will hi
everyone
Lucy's having an L for fairy party great
I've always wanted to go to a big kids
party me too
what shall we wear what we always were
after all we are our own some fairies
that's the thing real elves and fairies
aren't invited it's just a lot of big
children dressed up as elves and fairies
what's the matter
Oh mom I really want sit Ben and Holly
to come to my party well I think they
can just keep them out of sight and away
from your dad it was only supposed to be
Ben and Holly so you don't want us to
come of course I do you can all come I'm
sure it will be fine as long as you
promise to stay out of sight and away
from my dad let's put your wings on hey
now you look like a real fairy princess
see all your friends are here here's a
balloon each hold tight are their fly
away have fun I'll be back to pick you
up after the party I think the coast is
clear
have fun I'll be back to pick you up
after the party my goodness you've all
come um welcome here's a balloon hold on
tight or it'll fly away quick
[Music]
it's all the lovely party there's the
birthday cake Dustin's gonna eat the hay
no Gaston bad ladybird that's for later
come on everyone
party time let's get started with a bit
of a bougie
musical statues when the music stops
[Music]
Katie you moved I nearly snapped on this
toy no oh I'll just pop up the toy over
here with the rest of the toys what are
you doing Barnaby
sorry Lucy's mom Barnaby
we're supposed to stay here but I love
to boogie no Lucy's dad is going to do
some magic tricks oh goody
I love magic it won't be real magic just
magic tricks what's a magic tricks
you'll say hello and welcome to the
magic show you see that's a magic trick
it's a trick wouldn't that was really
good
my dad's been practicing and now I will
make a rabbit come out of my hat Hey
[Music]
[Applause]
I can't Lucy only has one rabbit oh
maybe he needs a bit of help no
strawberries rabbits rabbits rabbits Oh
another rabbit and another rabbit and
[Music]
yes it just sort of rescue you now you
see blow out the candles those candles
out don't tell her to blow them all out
in one go remember to blow them all out
in one go
[Music]
don't forget to make a wish I want a
pink unicorn Wow I think unicorn my wish
came true that's amazing right everyone
time don't forget your party bags
hello Yasmine did you have a nice time
yes what are you looking like that for
all right
out you come all of you I thought I made
it clear there were to be no real elves
and fairies at the party but as soon as
my back is turned you invite every
elephant fairy in the world where's Jake
he's missing he must have fallen into a
party bag all right don't panic just
wait here I think Lucy lost one of her
toys ah there it is Lucy's dad your
magic show was great yes everyone said
so hmm
did they this is my best party ever
I'm glad you had fun Lucy and no one
really saw your yep little friends so I
suppose everything turned out all right
back to normal eh yes except for the
unicorn oh yes the unicorn I've forgot
about that don't worry dad you can just
keep it in the barn with the cows mm-hmm
[Music]
somewhere hidden amongst thorny brambles
is a little kingdom of elves and fairies
everyone who lives here is very very
small
[Music]
Kingdom
today's adventure starts at the little
castle nice to see you what's all this
noise no it's our friends iris from
planet bong we have come for help from
the wise one the wise one that must be
me no dear I think he means the wise old
elf oh yes
smartypants he lives at the gray elf
tree over there
thank you we will go and look for
smartypants we are looking for the one
they call smartypants he must mean the
wise old elf did someone say my name
could this be
we need your help smartypants well of
course anything I can do is it true you
can solve any problem yes I can solve
any problem good we have a big problem
once upon a time a whole planet was a
wonderful planet it was covered in
trucks and all was good there was
everything we needed and we were
surrounded by beautiful flowers
we worked happily in our factories and
everything was fine it sounds very nice
yes it was but now it is very hot and
the plants do not grow anymore oh that's
a shame so we want you to bring all the
plants back to life and make planet pong
nice again like it was before that
sounds a bit difficult but don't you use
your magic magic elves don't do magic
and I'm an elf so you cannot help us you
are not smartypants
yes I am smartypants and I will save
your planet with a day of the magic but
wise old elf elves don't do magic don't
worry about it Ben good we go now this
will be an elf expedition to save planet
bong I'll just need to stop on the way
to collect a friend
[Music]
we have found smarty pants Here I am how
do I get down is there a ladder I am
afraid we do not have this ladder you
speak of me
a primitive chronic beams what do you
want it's the middle of the night we're
going to plan it bomb it's very hot
there yes and I have a job to do there
which may require the services of a
ferry helper I can help I'm good at
helping I need a sensible ferry that's
me a ferry who does magic in a
responsible grown-up way it's almost
like you've said my name oh very well if
we're getting on holiday we'll need to
pack some things no no no it's not a
holiday
whatever let's see what do we need for a
holiday swimming costumes in town beach
ball first aid kit poker deck chairs
she's bringing everything but the
kitchen sink oh I nearly forgot
thank you why zarbor
[Music]
it's my magic bag here we come it's not
really a holiday
we must leave oh tight everyone it can't
be bumpy what do you mean bumpy why are
we floating there is no gravity in space
nothing to hold you down sorry I forgot
to turn on the ship's gravity motor look
at all the pretty sparkly lives behold
the wondrous science of an alien race
where's the toilet we do not go to the
toilet incredible being so advanced they
have stopped needing to go to the toilet
toilets
what am I once again should have gone
before we set off maybe they'll be
toilets at the beach is there a beach on
planet bong planet bong is all each Wow
all Beach yes it is very hot and sunny
what anyone like a snack yes please
this machine can make any food or drink
you die can I bake orange juice hmmm
delicious can it make a German peanut
butter and banana sandwich yes no it's
gonna make anything in the universe but
not Jenny which is a shame because I
like jelly jelly I can do jelly
Nonnie jelly never did anyone any harm
magic jelly please oh it is a bit small
I would like lots of jelly okay magic
jelly jelly flood inside a pressurized
spacecraft landed you have surpassed
yourself thank you wise old elf
mmm magic
Jenny is heavy tasty what was that we're
slowing down the engine stop why I'll
tell you why it's full of magic jelly
drifting in space here forever aren't we
know we have smarty pants he can fix me
ancient well I will open the engine now
smarty pants we'll go outside and fix
the engine I'd love to but I can't go
outside I don't have a spacesuit a
spacesuit oh hang on I think I won in my
mess you bye
here you are Thank You nanny
[Music]
mmm this looks a bit like plumbing elves
are good at plumbing and I'm an elf oh
[Music]
hello what are you doing here
I'm a fairy helper remember well don't
touch anything this is advanced alien
technology capable of travelling across
the universe at the speed of light
although it is very light plumbing maybe
if I give it a kick
why don't you just give it a push
give it up boss this technological
miracle you just gave it a cake uh
okay let's give it a push
it's just like getting a car to start ok
mr. Tsai Ross give it a bit of gas ok
nothing more gasps they went off like a
rocket hey come back
lift us
[Applause]
will Danny plum and the wise old elf be
lost in space forever find out next time
in Planet bong episode 2 somewhere
hidden amongst thorny brambles is a
little kingdom of elves and fairies
everyone who lives here is very very
small
[Music]
we're lost in deep space I can't believe
they just left us behind
I hope they turn the spaceship around
and come back for us yes otherwise we'll
be floating here together for all
eternity
how long is eternity a very very long
time oh well let's play a game while
we're waiting I spy with my little eye
something beginning with s stars yes
you're good at this
can I have another go if you must I spy
with my little eye something beginning
with um s stars no space ha you say this
is a really good game this is going to
be a very long eternity behind well it
was nice knowing them no daddy
we have to go back for them yes without
smartypants we cannot make planet bong
beautiful again stars no space No
oh right it was stars can I have another
go
[Applause]
saved with a saved from an eternity of I
spy don't worry we can carry on our
boards listen spaceship spacesuit pants
when we get to planet bong you will make
all the plants grow again oh of course
listen Annie when we get to planet bong
I may need a little bit of help yes I am
the fairy helper and I already helped
you man the Flying Saucer yes this might
be a bit bigger no bigger the perfect
holiday planet we're going into the
ground
I am home again and I have brought to
save our planet
[Applause]
if here to celebrate this special
meeting of peoples hello he's tiny
yes on planet bone we get smaller as we
get older who said that daddy Oh sacred
Oh everybody the great leader is very
old it is a fantastic honor for you to
meet him say hello Gaston Gaston the
great leader naughty Gaston spits the
great leader out terribly sorry
he's not very house trained yes as our
special guests we will now welcome you
with a song boys when are you going to
start playing the tune
he's our national anthem and delightful
it is to save us why do you live on the
ground once planet bong was covered in
plants everywhere was green and
beautiful and the people were happy then
the plants began to die out it became
too hot to live on the surface so we
moved underground everyone lives
underground yes even the animals animals
[Music]
just a flopper cackles what sprog eat is
a pet gurgles what is so cute mommy can
we take the flower girl coughs what's
blog back home with us please
I think it is much happier living here
darling um when do we go to the beach
[Music]
lovely make bitch but where's the see he
is no see so where can we swim no where
there is no water not for swimming not
for drinking not for anything nothing
but sand yes just sand and sand and sand
and sand yes
[Music]
so this isn't a holiday no it's a rescue
mission your majesty smartypants make
the plants grow yes
I've given this problem a lot of thought
and I believe that I smartypants have
the answer
good so without further ado I will hand
over to my very helper me yes just magic
the plants up would you oh right thank
you
my pleasure now please do the rest of
the planet
oh yes but I'm not a plum not an
interplanetary terraforming bioengineer
do you mean feces eat yes plants aren't
easy to do lots of fiddly bits Oh
so smarty pants you cannot save us after
all we'll know thank you for trying
beautiful once more no wait a minute
plants need water to grow yes and if you
had lots of water you could have lots of
plants yes so we just need to make it
rain I can do that
rains much easier to make the plants
it's just water then please make it rain
magic wand on planet bones make it rain
loud and strong
[Music]
you have an innocent unspoiled world of
nature gentle and beautiful image
loveliness
[Music]
what's happening we are
yes they always do that how lovely and
now you can have your honey day you know
what I think we'll just go home very
well I will take you home
[Music]
you are home
thank you again smartypants oh it was
nothing but you maybe all magic tap a
whole planets worth of rain to honor our
alien guests the elf band will now play
a tune are you sure that's a good idea
[Music]