[电台主持人] 该起床了 外面阳光明媚 [Radio Host] It's time to rise and shine, it's a bright sunny day outside
今天最高温85华氏度 你们可能想去海滩 High today should be up near 85 degrees, so you may want to head for the beach
早安 您正在收听的是 Top of the morning to you, you're listening
KNUT调频电台 频率96 to radio KNUT FM, and that's number 96 on your dial
♪ KNUT 您收音机上的96频道 ♪ ♪ KNUT, 96 on your radio dial ♪
现在是早上七点 我是晨间节目的约尔根博士 It's seven AM, and I'm Dr Joergen in the morning,
我们将用摇滚乐开启你的一天 and we're going to start your day off right with some rock and roll
♪ 你会明白为何如此轰动 ♪ ♪ You're going the see what the fuss is about ♪
♪ 有人在替你看店 ♪ ♪ someone else is minding the store ♪
♪ 泰丝蒂掌权 她的计划是 ♪ ♪ Tasty's in command and what she has planned ♪
♪ 免费娱乐 尖叫着还要 还要 还要 ♪ ♪ is entertainment, free, yelling for more, more, more, more, more, more ♪
来吧 加里 Come on, Gary
再几分钟就好 Just a few more minutes
不会太久 Won't take long
不知道 我得去电台了 I don't know, I have to go to the station
已经过十分钟了 It's ten after already
来吧 就快一点 Come on, just a quickie
嗯？ Huh?
♪ 所有人都在窃窃私语即将到来的变化 ♪ ♪ Everybody's whispering about the change to come ♪
♪ 除了你之外的所有人 ♪ ♪ everybody but you ♪
♪ 连你妻子都在听 而麦克马洪在逃亡 ♪ ♪ Even your wife's listening while McMahon's on the run ♪
♪ 随时随地获取 ♪ ♪ Gets it where and when he can ♪
♪ 在上班时 在他的货车里 ♪ ♪ at work, in his van ♪
♪ 何必生气 你也会这么做 ♪ ♪ Why be angry, you'd do it too ♪
宝贝 感觉真好 Baby, it feels good
噢 Ooh
但我得去电台了 But I have to go to the station
你是老板 想什么时候去都行 You're the boss, you can go anytime you want
♪ 有泰丝蒂和朋友们 热情永不消退 ♪ ♪ With Tasty and friends the heat never ends ♪
♪ 就在你以为他们结束时 ♪ ♪ just when you think they're finished ♪
♪ 他们又登顶了 ♪ ♪ they're on the top again ♪
♪ 再次登顶 ♪ ♪ On the top again ♪
这是约尔根博士用振奋的音乐为你准备 This is Dr Joergen signing off with some up music to prepare you
迎接新的一天 for your day
你好啊 泰丝蒂 你这性感尤物 Hello, Tasty, you sexy treat
早啊 道奇 Good morning Dodger
你总是这么准时 比莱格曼强多了 You're right on time as usual, which is more than I can say for Legman
看来就剩咱俩了 I guess it's just you and me then
应该就剩你了 因为我现在就得走 I guess it's just you because I've got to get out of here
你是不是忘了什么？ Aren't you forgetting something?
什么？ What?
每月第一个周一的大会啊 记得吗？ Well, the big meeting, first Monday of every month, remember?
大老板又要来训话了 Where we get the usual riot act from the big chief
对 康纳斯肯定会准时到场 Right and Conners will be right on time as usual
完美先生 Mr Perfection,
他就指望别人也这样 that's what he expects from everybody else
我要去休息会儿 必须离开这儿 Well, I'm going to go take a break, I've got to get out of here
是啊 还有五分钟就开始了 Yes, five minutes to blast off
趁还能享受时快去吧 Enjoy it while you can
会上见 See you at the meeting
♪ 晨间泰丝蒂 KNUT电台 ♪ ♪ Tasty in the morning, KNUT ♪
我是泰丝蒂·塔斯塔姆斯 This is Tasty Tastums
你是活力四射的早安女孩 You're a cheerful good morning girl
把所有瞌睡虫赶下床 娱乐所有通勤族 Getting all you sleepy heads out of bed and entertaining all the commuters
在路上的人们 out there
稍后我们将为您带来高速公路路况更新 In just a moment we'll be giving you the update on the freeway situation
现在先听母亲糖浆乐队的轻摇滚 But for now, let's hear a little light rock from Mother's Syrup
♪ 哦耶 宝贝 ♪ ♪ Oh, yeah, baby ♪
♪ 哦耶 宝贝 ♪ ♪ oh, yeah, baby ♪
♪ 你让我疯狂 ♪ ♪ You drive me crazy ♪
♪ 你的爱让我疯狂 ♪ ♪ you drive me crazy with your love ♪
♪ 当你对我做那些事时 ♪ ♪ When you do the things you do do to me ♪
♪ 宝贝 我被你的爱蒙蔽了双眼 ♪ ♪ baby I'm blinded by your love ♪
♪ 当你对我做那些事时 宝贝 ♪ ♪ When you do the things you do to me, baby ♪
♪ 我被你的爱蒙蔽了双眼 ♪ ♪ I'm blinded by your love ♪
[泰丝蒂] 真是首提神醒脑的上路音乐 [Tasty] Well, that was some wonderful get-me-up and on-the-road music
我们很快将带来最新的交通路况 And we'll have that condition on the latest traffic report
几分钟后 in just a few minutes
首先 来自你最喜爱乐队的流畅旋律 First, some smooth rhythms from some of your favorite people,
铅垂线乐队 The Plumb Lines
哦宝贝 我要你操我的嘴 Oh, baby, I want you to fuck me in my mouth
我要你射在我嘴上 射在我脸上 I want you to cum all over my mouth, all over my face
吸那根鸡巴 Suck that cock
哦 用力吸 Oh, suck it hard
哦 天啊 Oh, my God
哦 耶 Oh, yeah
哦 吸那根大鸡巴 Oh, suck that big cock
全部吞进去 哦耶 Take it all in, oh yeah
哦 耶 Oh, yeah
♪ KNUT 收音机上的96频道 ♪ ♪ KNUT, 96 on the radio dial ♪
哦 耶 Oh, yeah
再次向大家问好 Good morning again to you all
为所有睡眼惺忪的打工人们开启新的一天 For all you sleepy-eyed working people out there trying to make another day,
文化工艺乐队带来助力 here's a little help from CultureCraft
之后我们肯定会带来高速公路更新 Afterwards, we will definitely be giving you that freeway update
什么？ What?
高速路况？ Freeway update?
在歌曲之后？ After the number?
操！ Shit!
我还没写稿子呢 I haven't even written it yet
我要找她算账 I'll get her for this
我得赶紧离开这儿 I got to go get out of here
那混蛋在哪？ Where is that asshole?
报告快到期了他居然还没来 The report's almost due and he isn't even here yet
妈的 Shit
莎莉 有些文件要你归档 Sally, I have some papers for you to file
我得先和莱格"归档"一下 I've got some filing to do with Legs first
刚才那段噪音真是绝了 And that was some amazing noise we just heard
现在带来大家期待已久的交通报告 Now for that traffic report we've all been waiting for
别被堵在路上 收听莱格曼 Don't get caught in a jam, tune in the Legman
我是莱格曼·麦克 带来最新高速路况 Legman Mack here bringing you the latest on the freeway situation
所有高速通行正常 但早高峰车流密集 All freeways are running normal, although heavy with early morning traffic
呃... Umm...
405高速北向车道20分钟前有事故 the 405 had a mishap about twenty minutes ago in the northbound lane
导致几英里拥堵 That tied up traffic for a couple of miles
现已清理完毕 呃 呃 一切恢复正常 That's been cleared away and uh, uh, everything's back to normal
现在210高速畅通无阻 Now the 210 freeway is running along smoothly
好莱坞高速在通过山口时有点雾霾 And the Hollywood freeway is running into a little smog into the pass,
不过这是正常现象 but that's nothing normal
靠 我刚从该死的公路下来 Hell, I was just on the goddamn freeway
今年最严重的堵车 It was the worst jam this year
我他妈就该在雇他之前就开除他 I should have fired that guy before I even hired him
呃 交还给你 泰丝蒂 Uh, back to you, Tasty
谢谢 莱格曼 Thank you, Legman
刚才的报告非常简洁 That was a very concise report we just heard
现在带来电动酷鞋乐队更多音乐 Now for some more music back from the Electric Cool Shoes
莱格曼？ Legman?
哦 在 Oh, yes
我发誓你要么赶紧收拾好烂摊子 要么我尽全力 I swear to God either you get your shit together or I'm going to do my best
让你滚蛋 to get you bounced
哦 耶 Oh, yes
对 整根吞进去 Yes, the whole thing in your mouth
哦 耶 Oh, yes
把裤子脱了 我要你干我 Just take these pants off I want you to fuck me
就在这儿？ - 对 Right here? - Yes
对 Yes
哦 我要在办公桌上干你 Oh, I'll fuck you right on my desk
哦 捏那些乳头 Ooh Squeeze those nipples
耶 Yeah
对 Yes
哦 耶 Oh, yeah,
哦 天啊 oh, God
耶 要来了 Yeah, here it comes
早啊 伊芙琳 Good morning, Evelyn
哦 康纳斯先生 Oh, Mr Conners
是贾德·莱茵斯 It's Judd Rhines
哦 操 Oh, shit
我不想和他说话 说我不在 I don't want to talk to him Tell him I'm not here
呃 他不是打电话 他在你办公室 Uh, he's not on the phone He's in your office
该死！ Damn!
你怎么放他进来的？ Why did you let him in?
他说如果我不让他进 Well, because he said he'd drop all the ads this morning
今早就撤掉所有广告 if I didn't let him in
好理由 Good reason
贾德 什么风把你吹来了？ Judd, what brings you here?
你心知肚明 You know damn well why I'm here
坐下 加里 Sit down, Gary
贾德 恐怕我不知道你在说什么 Judd, I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about
收视率 加里 Ratings, Gary
什么收视率？ - 你们的收视率 What ratings? - Your ratings,
KNUT的收视率 KNUT's ratings
加里 烂透了 Gary, they're shit
哦 那些收视率啊 Oh, those ratings
呃 呃 没达到本季度预期 Uhh, uh, they're not quite what we expected for this quarter
加里 如果这周末前没提升 Gary, if they're not up by the end of the week,
我就撤掉所有在你们这的广告 I'm going to pull every damn ad I'm running with you
不需要我告诉你如果西瓜和莱茵斯撤广告 I don't think I need to tell you what'll happen if Watermelons
会有什么后果吧？ and Rhines pulls their ads
现在 现在 Now, now,
贾德 你不觉得反应过度了吗？ Judd, don't you think you're overreacting a bit here?
一点不过分 Not one damn bit
最迟到周末 明白吗？ By the end of the week, understand?
给您 康纳斯先生 Here you go, Mr Conners
拿着这些 - 哦 好 Take these - Oh, yes
你会需要的 You're going to need them
他给你很大压力？ He's been riding you hard?
远不止如此 That's an understatement
我们面临重大危机 伊芙琳 We are faced with a major crisis, Evelyn
非常严重 Major
深呼吸 Just take a deep breath
就这样 That's right
您真不该为此担心 康纳斯先生 You really shouldn't let this worry you, Mr Conners
他每个月都这么说 He says the same thing every month
我知道 I know
他就是喜欢开车过来发泄一下 He just likes driving down here to let off some steam
我知道他是这样 I know he does
不然大广告代理为何专程 Now why else would a big advertising agent drive all the way
来这儿找我们？ down here just to talk to us?
真想撤广告打个电话就行了 If he really wanted to pull some ads, he'd use the phone
这人毫无逻辑 There's no logic to this guy
天生的虐待狂 He is a born sadist
我确定他就是 I know for a fact he is
我知道他每月都说同样的话 我知道他喜欢发泄 I know he says the same thing every month and I know he likes to blow off steam,
但这次他动真格了 but the difference is now I think he really means it
得了吧 Oh, come on
你真这么想？ Do you really think so?
我确定 I know so
以前收视率只是下滑 现在低到 Before the ratings were just going down, now the ratings are so low,
哦 我觉得已经触底了 oh, I think there's no place else to go but under
您说得有道理 康纳斯先生 You have a point Mr Conners
现在立刻把那些白痴DJ叫到会议室 Now get those idiotic DJs into the conference room right now
马上 康纳斯先生 Right away, Mr Conners
黄铜指节乐队带来狂野节奏 And that was some wild rhythm by the Brass Knuckles singing
《想被捅眼睛吗？》 for your listening pleasure "How'd You Like A Poke in The Eye?”
我可不想 I know I wouldn't,
但这首轻快小调很适合明媚的 but it's a catchy little tune for this bright,
南加州天气 sunny southern California weather
现在带来经典之作《牛蛙飞行》 Now, how about a really great classic, "Flight Of The Bullfrog”
来自正宗乡村摇滚乐队猪圈？ by a real rockabilly band called Pigsty?
该开大会了 It's time for the big meeting
哦不 又来？ Oh, no, this again?
哦对 又来了 Oh, yes, this again
这次会很沉重 Get ready for a heavy one this time
接下来是三十分钟不间断摇滚 And now, for thirty minutes nonstop rock and roll
你们这群蠢货 You guys are a bunch of pinheads
我见过最烂的电台DJ You are the worst DJs I've ever seen in radio
最好想办法补救 and you better do something about it
否则你们全都要像傻逼一样 because you are all going to be standing on line like assholes
排队领失业救济 in the unemployment office
他每个月都说同样的话 He gives that same speech every month
你说什么 道奇？ - 我是说 What's that, Dodger? - I was just saying
我们已经尽力了 that we've done everything we can
我们试过专攻摇滚 呃 节奏蓝调 We've tried specializing in rock and roll, uh, rhythm and blues
听着 康纳斯 我从本站播放乡村西部 Look, Conners, I've been in this station since we've been playing Country Western
蓝草音乐那些狗屎时就在了 全都没用 and bluegrass and all that shit and nothing has worked
还有去年所有朋克摇滚 新浪潮 Yes, not to mention all that punk rock, new wave,
和其他反音乐噪音 and the other anti-music noise last year
听众一直抱怨 Yeah, and the listeners kept complaining
我们重复播放同样的歌 We played the same songs over and over
人人都做前40金曲 Everybody does top 40
没错 Exactly
所以你们必须想出不同的东西 That's what you guys have to come up with, something different,
让KNUT有效的新模式 a new formula for KNUT that works
但我们已经试过所有办法了，老板 But we've tried everything, Boss
还有你做的那个高速路况报告完全不准 And you, that freeway report you did was totally inaccurate
我今天早上就在高速上 I was on the freeway this morning
有15辆车连环相撞 你却说高速畅通无阻 and there was a fifteen-car pileup, and you said the freeway
路况良好 was clear
害我只能听KBUT电台才知道他妈发生了什么 and I had to tune into KBUT to find out what the fuck was going on
你知道听KBUT让我有多火大吗？ and you know what mood listening to KBUT gets me into?
对不起老板 但电脑上就是这么显示的 I'm sorry, boss, but that's the way it came
电脑数据 over the computer
我是说 You know? I mean,
我们得加快数据更新速度 we just have to get our updates faster
就这样 - 更新个屁 that's all - Update my ass
你搞砸了 麦克 因为你他妈一直在搞砸 You fucked up, Mack because you were fucking up
下次直接开除 The next time you're fired
天啊 他今天对莱格曼真狠 Jeez, he's really riding Legman today
这次不像往常那样虚张声势 I don't think this is a usual bull
现在 我感觉你们觉得 Now, I get the feeling that you guys think
我过去一年都在开玩笑 that I was playing games this past year
我刚收到我们最大广告代理的通知 I just got the word from our largest advertising company
西瓜和莱茵斯 Watermelons and Rhines
除非下周收视率提升 that unless the ratings are up by next week
否则就完蛋 kaput
如果他们撤资 If they pull out
你们的工作就没了 that's your jobs
现在 At this point
我不管你们怎么做 I don't care what you do
我甚至不想听你们那些愚蠢的主意 I don't even want to listen to your stupid asinine ideas
我不管你们怎么提升收视率 I don't care what you do to improve the ratings
我只要周末前看到收视率上升 I just want them up by the end of the week
现在我要离开这个房间 Now I'm going to leave this room
让你们好好想想现状 I'm going to let you guys think about what's going on and let
让这个新危机消化一下 this new crisis sink in a bit
如果周五前收视率没提升 If the ratings aren't up by Friday
我不会开除你们 I'm not going to fire you
因为到时候电台都没了还开什么除 because there's not going to be a station to fire you from
明白吗？ Understand?
今早的动员讲话真够阴郁的 是吧？ Pretty grim pep talk this morning, wasn't it?
阴郁？简直是核打击 Grim? Hell That was a nuclear siege
我从没见过他这么生气 I've never seen him that upset
今早贾德·莱茵斯来了 Judd Rhines was in this morning
但他每月都来说同样的话 Yeah, but he's here once a month with the same speech
但这次他好像是认真的 Yeah, but this time he thinks he really means it
莱茵斯气疯了 Rhines is so pissed
他想在电台倒闭前让康纳斯流血 He wants Conners to bleed before this station goes under
听起来不妙 That sounds bad
那我们该怎么办？ So what are we going to do?
其实我有个主意 Actually, I got an idea
在我看来我们反正下周都要 The way I look at it we're all going to be
失业了 对吧？ out of a job by the end of next week anyway, right?
对现状的合理评估 That's a fair assessment of the situation
那不如直接摆烂？ So why don't we just blow it off?
我是说 轰轰烈烈地结束 I mean, go out with a bang
何必再努力？ Why even try?
过去一年我们做的每件事都失败了 Everything we've done this past year has failed anyway
泰丝蒂 你说得有道理 但我必须问 Well Tasty, Yunno you got a point but I must ask you
你到底想说什么？ what the hell are you getting at?
就做我们一直想做的事 比如 Let's just do everything we've always wanted to do like
我一直想在直播里读真正的色情来信 I've always wanted to answer real sexy letters over the air
我有张超劲爆的色情唱片 能让FCC那帮人 I've got this hot porn record that would blow every circuit
屁眼冒烟 in the FCC's ass
还可以接性玩具广告 假阳具之类的 Yeah, and we could sell ads for sex toys, dildos
这样就不需要贾德·莱茵斯了 things like that, and then we wouldn't need Judd Rhines
还有色情故事 And sexy stories
我一直想讲最下流最淫荡的 Like I've always wanted to tell the filthiest, nastiest
色情直播故事 sexiest story ever told on the air
或者像露丝博士那样提供性建议 Or give sexual advice like Dr Ruth Goldheimer does
去他妈的路况 Fuck the traffic
我们可以播报妓院路况和站街女动态 We can give updates on traffic in whorehouses and streetwalkers
还能提醒哪里有扫黄警察 and advice on where the vice cops aren't
去他妈的来信 我们直接接听现场色情电话 To hell with the letters let's take live sex calls over the air
说真的 各位 Seriously, you guys
我们得开始想些真正的主意 we got to go start thinking of some real ideas
我是认真的 I am serious
这么想吧 Just look at it this way
在我看来我们已经完蛋了 As far as I'm concerned we're doomed
什么都不管用 Nothing's going to work
但假设这些色情内容 Just suppose the sex stuff
正好是听众想听的 真能提升收视率呢？ which people are going to listen to does up the ratings
那我们就成功了 对吧？ then we'd have done it right?
我们就创造了奇迹 We'd have done the impossible
嘿 泰丝蒂 我们可以做同步直播 Hey, Tasty we could do a simulcast
把你以前拍的性感摇滚MV通过有线电视播放 with cable TV of the old hot rock videos you did
和你的六重奏乐队一起 with your group the Sextet
那太棒了 Yeah that'd be great
我不知道 I don't know about this
我们有什么可失去的？ What have we got to lose?
工作 Our jobs
工作早就完蛋了 对吧？ Our jobs are already down the toilet anyway right?
那还等什么？ So what are we waiting for?
干吧 Let's do it
开始 Let's go
好的 - 来吧伙计 All right - Come on man
我以为你有约会什么的 I thought you had a date or something
我可不想错过这个 I ain't going to miss this
而且我觉得你们撑不过一天 Besides I don't think you're going to last a day
更别说一周了 let alone a week
说得好 Got a good point there
嗨 所有性感的听众们 Hello all you sexy listeners out there
我是泰丝蒂·塔斯塔姆斯 带来全新性爱热线节目 This is Tasty Tastums with an all-new all-sex call-in program
《泰丝蒂的诱惑》 called Tasty's Tricks
如果你想打电话来聊聊性幻想 If you'd like to call in and just talk about a sexual fantasy
或者任何性方面的问题 or any kind of sexual problem
甚至想在直播中高潮 or even if you'd like to just get off over the airwaves
现在就拨打306-3508 我们会接听你的电话 call us right now at 306-3508 and we'll answer that call for you
现在 先听道奇·迪·约尔根的留言 Right now, here's a little message from Dodger Dee Joergen
哦 道奇 Oh, Dodger
谢谢 泰丝蒂 我听得都快射在裤子里了 Thanks, Tasty I'm almost creaming in my jeans
光是听你性感的声音 right now just listening to that sexy voice of yours
现在 为所有偶尔勃起困难的男士们 Now, for all you guys out there who might have an occasional problem
推荐一款新产品 getting it up, here's a new product just for you
叫"彼得立挺" It's called Peter Popper
这款涂抹凝胶能让你的小兄弟硬如磐石 It's a rub-on gel that gets that love-making tool hard as a rock
通过道奇和KNUT电台购买只需 It's available through Dodger and care of KNUT for only
重点来了 超低价只要50美元 and this is the good part for the low, low price of only $50
没错 50美元就能获得 That's right, for $50, you can get
持久不消的勃起 - 伊芙琳 让克莉米进来 a hard-on that won't go away - Evelyn, send in Creamy
太棒了 道奇 That was wonderful, Dodger
知道吗 我前天晚上就该用这个 You know, I could've used that the other night
你是说你硬不起来？ You mean you couldn't get it up?
不 不 傻瓜 No, no, silly
是我约会对象硬不起来 My date couldn't get it up
要是有这个"彼得立挺" 我就不会像现在这么沮丧了 If I had some of that Peter Popper well I wouldn't be as frustrated
这么沮丧了 as I am right now
巧了 泰丝蒂 我正好有瓶试用装 Well, Tasty, it just so happens that I have a sample bottle right here
哦 克莉米 过来帮我 Oh, Creamy, just come back here
揉揉我的肩膀 - 我得试试这个 and rub my shoulders - I'll have to try some of that
你在听收音机吗？ Are you listening to the radio?
当然没有 快关掉 Hell no Turn that thing off
我受不了这里正在播的垃圾 I can't stand listening to that crap that's going on around here
你不打算管管吗？ Aren't you going to do anything about it?
我正在管 I am
正在管 I am
关掉 Turn it off
哦 对 就是那里 Ooh, yeah, that feels good
加里 Gary
什么？ What?
关于你给我的这份工作 About this job you gave me
嗯？ Yeah?
我具体该做什么？ What am I supposed to be doing?
你是广告业务代表 You are an advertising rep
但我只做了给你按摩肩膀和陪你 The only thing I've done is massage your shoulders and go out
吃饭 连你的客户都没见过 to dinner with you I haven't even met any of your clients
没错 Exactly
这就是广告业务代表的工作 That's what an advertising rep does
现在 Now
要不要过来按摩一下更硬的部位？ how about coming around and massaging a real stiff joint?
克莉米 舔它 哦对 Creamy, lick it Oh yeah
哦 克莉米 Oh, Creamy
哦 对 Oh, yes
哦 对 哦 对 Oh, yes, oh, yes
哦 对 Oh, yes
哦 耶 Oh, yeah
哦 克莉米 Oh, Creamy
又有听众来电了 We have another caller on the air
你好 我是泰丝蒂·塔斯塔姆斯 Hello, this is Tasty Tastums
请讲 Go ahead
嗨 泰丝蒂 Hi, Tasty
我是贝克尔斯菲市的雪莉 This is Sherry from Bakersfield
太兴奋了 因为我和男友 This is like really exciting because my boyfriend
正裸体躺在床上 and I are in bed right now, nude
我们有个问题 We've got this problem
不是性方面的问题 No problem with sex
是情趣方面 Just the fun stuff
对 Yes
我们看了《巴黎最后的探戈》 We saw this movie, Last Tango in Paris
就是马龙·白兰度和玛丽娅·施奈德演的那部 You know, the one with Marlon Brando and Marie Schneider in it
那个黄油场景太刺激了 That incredible butter scene
看完后我们就想尝试希腊式性爱 Ever since we saw that we've been wanting to do it Greek style
但很疼 but it hurts
能帮帮我们吗？ Can you help us?
我们试过各种方法 We've tried everything
黄油 人造黄油 甚至植物油 Butter, margarine, even vegetable oil
每次我男友马克斯 Every time my boyfriend, Max
想把他鸡巴插进我屁眼时 还是很疼 tries to put his dick in my asshole, it still hurts
我可以帮你 I can help you out there
我试过很多次了 I've done it many times
首先 别用黄油 First of all, forget the butter
试试婴儿油或其他油类 Try some baby oil or any other type of oil
马克斯床边就有 Max keeps that by the bed
然后找几个不同尺寸的假阳具 Then find yourself a variety of dildos
我们床边也有 We keep those by the bed too
从小号开始 慢慢适应到马克斯的大肉棒 Start with the smallest and work your way up to Max's juicy meat
我猜你和马克斯需要独处时间试试 Now, I'm sure you and Max want a little time to try this out on your own
我给你们放首助兴歌曲《后门安妮》 I'll give you some nice hot music to do anal by called Back Door Annie by Incest
来自新泽西的新乐队"奶油芝士" and the Cream Cheese a hot new group from Jersey
♪ 安妮 后门安妮 ♪ ♪ Annie backdoor Annie ♪
♪ 我听到的都是真的 ♪ ♪ what I hear is true ♪
哦 太难了 ♪ 他们只用后门 ♪ Oh, it's so tough ♪ They only use the backdoor ♪
♪ 当他们和你在一起时 ♪ ♪ when they stay with you ♪
哦 对 Oh, yes
哦 不过很舒服 Oh, it's good though
哦 痛并快乐着 Oh, it hurts so good
哦 对 Oh, yes
好紧 It's tight
哦 对 我想我喜欢 Oh, yes, I think I like it
你喜欢是吗？好的 You like that, huh? All right
滑进去吧 Slip and slide right in there
还要？ More?
对 Yes
你叫得越大声 我就塞得越多 The louder you yell the more I'm going to put
来了 - 哦 对 Here it goes - Oh, yes
来了 Here it goes
哦 小弟弟进我屁眼了 Oh, little dick in my ass
操 Fuck
哦 对 Oh, yes
哦 操我 Oh, fuck me
哦 对 我爱死它了 Oh, yes, I love it
哦 对 Oh, yes
操我的屁眼 Fuck me in the asshole
喜欢吗？ You like that?
哦 对 Oh, yes
哦 你真野蛮 Oh, you're such an animal
好的 All right
我们在升级尺寸 是吧？ We're moving along on the size, huh?
听起来你已经是老手了 Sounds like you know what you're doing already
哦 对 Oh, yes
好紧 That's tight
喜欢吗？ You like that, huh?
来了 - 哦 对 Here it goes - Oh, yes
想要更大的吗 雪莉？ - 对 我准备好了 You want a bigger one now, Sherry? - Yes, I'm ready
准备好大的了？ - 哦 我准备好了 Ready for the big one? - Oh, I'm ready
好 试试更大的 Okay, let's try a bigger one
用那个大的 Use the big one
你最好准备好了 You better be ready for this
哦 天啊 Oh, God
好舒服 That's good
哦 天啊 Oh, God
哦 我能感觉到 Oh, I can feel it
进去了 雪莉 There it goes, Sherry
哦 天啊 Oh, God
我要真家伙 让我感受你的肉棒插进我屁眼 I want the real thing let me feel your dick in my ass
嗯哼 Uh-huh
来了 There it is
你喜欢这么快？ You like that fast?
哦 天啊 好紧 Oh, God, that's tight
嗯哼 Uh-huh
你喜欢这样是吧 雪莉？ You like that, huh Sherry?
哦 操那个假阳具 Oh, fuck that thing
我要真家伙 I want the real thing
我要你的肉棒插我屁眼 I want your dick in my asshole
这就对了 There you go
哦 天啊 感觉真好 Oh, God, it does feel good
哦 雪莉 Oh, Sherry
哦 天啊 Oh, God
我知道 I know
嗯哼 Uh-huh
嗯哼 - 嗯哼 哦 宝贝 Uh-huh - Uh-huh Oh, baby
这样可以吗？ - 可以 Is that okay? - Yeah
哦 对 Oh, yes
哦 天啊 Oh, God
哦 你的屁眼好紧 Oh, your ass is so tight
哦 太舒服了 Oh, that feels so good
哦 现在找到了 宝贝 Oh, got it now, baby
哦 天啊 我要射了 Oh, God, I think I'm going to cum
哦 别动 Oh, don't move
就这样 Stay there
哦 好 现在射吧 Oh, okay, cum now
好的 Okay
就在那里 Right there
要来了 Here it comes
《泰丝蒂的诱惑》节目时间到此结束 And that's all the time we have for Tasty's Tricks right now
接下来是莱格曼·麦克带来的体育新闻 Up next is the sports with Legman Mack
在高尔夫世界 毛球·佐拉连续第三次赢得美国公开赛 In the world of golf, Fuzzball Zola won the US Open for the third time in a row
但最精彩的是最后一洞 他为求好运亲吻了自己的球 But it was that last green where he kissed his balls for luck
双手紧握推杆 wrapped his hands firmly around his putter
漂亮一击 球直接进洞 made a good stroke and it went right into the hole
为比赛画上完美句号 for the climax of the tournament
交还给你 泰丝蒂 Back to you, Tasty
变态 Kinky
谢谢 莱格曼 Thank you, Legman
没想到加里有胆量播这种东西 I wouldn't have thought Gary had the guts to put something like that on the air
顺便预告 莱格曼·麦克即将推出新节目 By the way, be prepared for the new Legman Mack news program
《妓女路况报告》 The Hooker Traffic Report
商务人士最爱 It's a convention favorite
口袋里揣着100美元 裤裆里硬着的男人 No man with a hundred bucks in his pocket and an inch in his pants should hit
上街前都该知道妓女在哪 the streets without first knowing where the hookers are
以及扫黄警察不在哪 and the vice cops aren't
KNUT将为您带来全新超性感午夜档节目 KNUT will be bringing you an all-new ultra-sexy bedtime hour program
我不知道自己怎么了 I don't know what's come over me
听得我欲火焚身 I get so horny listening to this
难受死了 It's killing me
我得找个人解决 I have got to find someone
DJ迪克·拉克将主持另一档新节目 And DJ Dick Lark will host another new program
与成人影片同步直播 a simulcast with X-rated videos
详情请持续关注 Stay tuned for more on that coming soon
现在 来点助兴音乐 For now, some music to screw by
你怎么了？ What's got into you?
你没听说吗？ Haven't you heard?
听说什么？ Heard what?
你的DJ们 Your DJs
呃 明天再说 Ugh, tomorrow
今天不想再想这事了 I don't want to think about this anymore today
所以你今天没听广播？ So you haven't been listening today?
当然没有 Hell no
晚安 还有 Good night and uh
别这么精神抖擞的 don't look so athletic
伊芙琳 Evelyn
他说什么了？ - 什么都没说 So what did he say? - Nothing
没说？ Nothing?
哦 他没在听 Oh he wasn't listening
但我在听 but I was
你把我的小穴都听湿了 You've got my pussy so hot
它渴望一根大肉棒 It's just dying for a big hard cock
伊芙琳 别在这里 - 为什么不去会议室？ Evelyn not here please - Why not the conference room?
上来 Get up here
来吧 舔我 Go ahead eat me
我想吃你 I want to eat you
哦 天 Oh my
快来 我现在就要吃你 Come on I want to eat you now
哦！这才像话 Ohh! Now you're talking
等我一下 Just give me one second
用你的大家伙插我 Stick your driver in me
把你火热的肉棒插进我小穴 Put your hot cock in my pussy
我要去了！ I'm gonna cum!
道奇 你还在？ Dodger you're still here?
我是泰丝蒂·塔斯塔姆斯 今晚节目到此结束 This is Tasty Tastums signing off for the evening
男士们 保持硬度 To all you guys keep it up
女士们 保持湿润 To all you girls keep it hot
接下来将由神奇的费尔门托博士接管 Coming up real soon taking over the helm is that fabulous Dr Fermento
广播前的听众们大家好 Well hello out there in radio land
今晚天气凉爽 意味着卧室里 It's a cool evening out there so that means those bedrooms
该热起来了 better start heating up
这些新节目让我有点欲火焚身 你们呢？ All this new programming has kind of got me a little hot you know?
要不要来我家帮我降降温？ How about you coming over to my house and come help me cool down?
约好了 但这个不能播 It's a date but this one's not for broadcast
一言为定 You got a deal
收到通知 稍后 I got a little note here that later
我们将邀请"泰丝蒂幻想大赛"获胜者 on we are inviting Tasty's fantasy contest winner
一位性感尤物凯西·米切尔 a delicious young girl by the name of Kathy Mitchell to give her
参观录音室的特别待遇 但首先 a grand tour of the studio but first we have a real treat
为您带来"驴子快跑"乐队的新歌《现代性爱方法》 for you and a new song by Hauling Asses called "Methods of Modern Sex”
对 Yes
♪ 现代性爱方法 哦 ♪ ♪ M-E-T-H-O-D method of modern sex ooh ♪
♪ 现代性爱方法 ♪ ♪ M-E-T-H-O-D method of modern sex ♪
♪ 哦 ♪ ♪ Ooh ♪
♪ 现代性爱方法 ♪ ♪ M-E-T-H-O-D method of modern sex ♪
♪ 哦 ♪ ♪ Oohhh ♪
♪ 现代性爱方法 ♪ ♪ M-E-T-H-O-D method of modern sex ♪
那是什么？ What's that?
你没在听吗？ Haven't you been listening?
为什么都问我有没有在听？ Why is everyone asking me if I've been listening?
听什么？ - 那个 Listening to what? - That
那是什么？！ What IS that?!
那个电台 - 我的电台？ That station - My station?
太棒了 亲爱的 It's so wonderful darling
KNUT播的那种廉价色情？ That cheap shit that's coming from KNUT?
看刻度盘 Look at the dial
我要开除那些混蛋 I'm going to fire those bastards
我要把这玩意儿塞进他们屁眼！ I'm going to fire this right up their ass!
把枪放下 Put your gun down
该死的子弹在哪？ Where are those goddamn shells?
哦 没子弹了 今晚你哪儿也去不了 Oh there aren't any and you're not going anywhere tonight
我完蛋了 I'm ruined
彻底完蛋了！ Totally ruined!
我觉得挺有意思 Well I think it's neat
有意思？ Neat?
FCC要吊销执照 莱茵斯要撤广告 我完蛋了 You think it's neat when the FFC is going to pull my license?
我彻底完蛋了 When Rhines pulls his ads I'm ruined
早上再谈好吗？ Can we talk about this in the morning?
我完蛋了 I'm ruined
现在我只想来点实际行动 Right now I'm ready for some action
完蛋了 Ruined
我完蛋了！ I'm ruined!
[费尔门托博士] 太棒了 [Dr Fermento] Now that was fantastic
让我全程硬得像石头 It kept my dick hard the whole time as hard as a rock
事实上 as a matter of fact
正好"最美味幻想大赛"获胜者 In fact it's a good thing that the winner of the tastiest fantasy contest
凯西·米切尔已经到了 is here right now and that's little Kathy Mitchell
这位性感尤物一直幻想 She's a young and very sexy sexy lady that has always fantasized
和DJ做爱 about being with a DJ
嗯哼 Mm-mm
我们现在就来实现它 And we're going to be doing that right now
凯西 和听众打个招呼吧？ Kathy why don't you say hi out there to radio land?
大家好 Hey everybody
这太疯狂了 This is like totally awesome
我超兴奋 I'm like so excited
我居然在KNUT直播 I'm like here live on KNUT
太不可思议了 It's like totally awesome
我头晕目眩 I can't believe it I'm like totally dizzy inside
太兴奋了 So excited
看来这姑娘发烧了 in fact that the doctor thinks the girl's got a fever
体温很高 She's running a temperature
不过我有特效药 but there's a cure for this girl that I'm going to give her
就是我的招牌肉棒注射 and it's going to be my famous meat injection
富含蛋白质 with lots of protein
接下来 So we're going to have
为您播放一小时无广告音乐 for you tonight an hour commercial-free music
没错 一小时无广告音乐 That's what I said that's right an hour of commercial-free music
我要好好测试"泰丝蒂的幻想女孩" while I test out Tasty's Fantasy Girl
哇哦！ Woo-hoo yeah!
听众们就到这里 现在该你了 姑娘 That's all for them folks out there Now for you girl
太棒了 Totally awesome
哦耶 Oh yeah
泰丝蒂该多办点这种比赛 Tasty's ought to have a contest a little more often
对吧宝贝？ - 当然 shouldn't they darling? - Oh totally
哦对 Oh yes
这正是医生需要的 This is just what the doctor ordered
对对 Yes yes
对 Yes
费尔门托博士 想看点超刺激的吗？ Dr Fermento do you want to see something like totally awesome?
好啊 Yeah why not?
我的肉棒去哪了 姑娘？ Where'd my dick go girl?
你把它整个吞下去了 You swallowed that thing all the way down
太厉害了 It's totally awesome
你吸我老二的样子 哇！ The way you suck on my log boy was just whoo!
想想看 我实现了你的幻想 你也实现了我的 Just think I get my fantasy cured and yours too
哦对 就这样 姑娘 Oh yes just oh that's perfect just like that girl
哦耶 Oh yeah
哦姑娘 Oh girl
该死 Damn
不敢相信-- 哦 I can't believe-- Oh
整根吞下去 姑娘 All the way down girl
那玩意儿消失了 That thing disappeared
好像我变小了似的 It's like I got a little dick
对 嗯 Yes mmm
天啊 Mercy
哦天啊 这太疯狂了 Oh my God this is like totally awesome
居然有DJ在舔我 I like have a DJ like totally eating me out
哇！ Like whoa!
别乱动 医生没法好好吃 Come on the doctor can't eat that while you're jiggling like that
别晃 Put that thing still
幻想成真 Fantasy coming true
哦！哇！ Oh! Whoa!
别动 医生没法好好吃 Come on hold that thing still The doctor can't eat it like that
过来 Oh come here
太棒了 Totally awesome
我简直不敢相信 I like totally can't even believe this
知道吗费尔门托博士？ You know what Dr Fermento?
我有个超棒的主意 I like got a totally awesome idea
哦对哦 Oh yes oh
天啊 这太刺激了 Oh God this is like totally awesome
等不及告诉商场里的姐妹们 Oh I can't wait to tell the girls back at the Galleria
她们肯定不会相信 They're just not going to believe me
哇 Whoo
太疯狂了 我简直不敢相信 Oh this is totally awesome I can't even believe this
我们在直播 太棒了 We're on the air awesome
哦 甜蜜的小蜜穴 Oh you sweet honey box
哦姑娘 Ooh girl
其他DJ看到我现在这样 If those other DJs could see me now
趴下 姑娘 Get down here girl
要是姐妹们能看到我 Oh if the girls could just like see me now
她们会羡慕死的 they'd like totally die
天啊 这才叫幻想人生 Oh my God talk about a fantasy life
太棒了 Oh this is totally awesome
哦天啊你的舌头-- 该进名人堂 Ooh God your tongue is like-- It should be like in the Hall of Fame
之类的 or something you know?
已经是了宝贝 It already is baby
哦 我相信 Ooh I believe you
哦 太棒了 Ooh awesome
我简直不敢相信 I cannot even believe this
你就像天神下凡 You are just like a god you know?
继续 - 大腿派！ More - Thigh pie!
继续 More
想试试后入式吗？ Like you wanna do it doggie style?
正合我意 Oh you got it
我们可以-- - 把这个-- We could-- - Get this--
哦耶 Oh yeah
天啊 这太疯狂了 Oh God this is like totally awesome
人人都想当医生 Yunno everybody wants to be the doctor
但没人比我更称职 对吧宝贝？ but nobody fills thos shoes better than me huh babe?
对吧宝贝？ 来吧 Huh babe? Come on
天啊 等我告诉商场里的姐妹 God when I tell like the girls in the Galleria like that I like made it
和费尔门托博士做爱 呃！她们会疯的 with like Doctor Fermento ugh! They're going to die
天啊 Oh God
医生干起来可不含糊 When the doctor fucks he don't fuck around
对吧？哈哈！ - 对 does he? Hah ha! - Yes
不 No
哦耶稣 Oh Jesus
哦我的--天啊 感觉太棒了 Oh my--Oh God it's like totally feels like so good
当然 I'm sure
医生总有办法 姑娘 The doctor's always got the cure girl
对 就像哦 Yeah just like ooh
我要射了 宝贝 I'm going to cum babe
我要... 好医生要为你射了 I'm going to-- The good doctor's gonna cum for you
给你一剂蛋白质注射 and I'm going to give you a protein shot
耶！ Yeah!
你不是说你有蛋白质要给我吗？ I thought you said you had oh like some protein for me?
你知道我... 我... 哦天啊 You know I'm like-- I like-- Oh my God
我要去了 哦我的... 哦天啊 哦 I'm like going to cum Oh my-- Oh God like oh
哦 太棒了 Oh this is awesome
呃哦 Uh-oh
哦不！ Oh no!
我要... I'm going--
就像... Like--
我要给你那剂蛋白质注射了 I'm gona give you that protein injection
你不给这个小谷女孩来点吗？ Don't you have something for this little valley girl?
哦不 Oh no
宝贝 就这样 Babe just like that
对 Yeah
对 对 Right Right
过来 过来 Come here Come here
来了 剩下的都给我 There goes that Take the rest of it for me
哦耶 Oh yeah
我要射了 I'm gonna cum
呼 Phew
他们告诉我蛋白质对皮肤特别好 They like tell me protein's like totally good for the complexion
没错 That's right
嗯 Mmm
呼 Phew
为新事业干杯 Well here's to a new career
什么意思？ What do you mean?
我想经过今天 我的电台生涯就结束了 I figure after today that's it as far as a career in radio is concerned
不过还是挺有意思的 Well it was fun while it lasted though
是啊 Yeah
我一直想干点这么疯狂的事 I've always really wanted to do something crazy like that
你接下来要做什么？ What are you going to do now?
我想把那些视频做成同步直播 I thought I'd get those videos together with a simulcast
如果和你的电台创意一样 肯定会很棒 If they're anything at all like your radio ideas they got to go be great
希望如此 I hope so
给我看看 Show me then
好啊 - 好啊 Okay - Okay
♪ 你是个很酷的演员 保持着最长纪录 ♪ ♪ Well you're a real cool actor with the longest streak ♪
♪ 搞定了像我这样的女明星 ♪ ♪ of screwing a starlet just like me ♪
♪ 太棒了 让我看看你怎么做到的 ♪ ♪ Well that's so great let's see how you do it ♪
♪ 掏出你的家伙 我们开始吧 ♪ ♪ take out your cock and let's get down to it ♪
♪ 用你的湿弹射我 ♪ ♪ Hit me with your wet shot ♪
♪ 为什么不用你的湿弹射我 ♪ ♪ why doncha hit me with your wet shot ♪
♪ 用你的湿弹射我 ♪ ♪ Hit me with your wet shot ♪
♪ 开火吧 JD ♪ ♪ fire away JD ♪
♪ 操我宝贝 JP ♪ ♪ Well fuck me baby JP ♪
♪ 操我 射在空中 PD ♪ ♪ fuck me cum in the air PD ♪
♪ 或者射在我奶子上 但别射我头发里 ♪ ♪ Or on my tits but not in my hair ♪
♪ 舔我的阴蒂让我发软 p> ♪ ♪ Well suck my Clit to make me frail p> ♪
♪ 然后我会让你再来一次 PD ♪ ♪ and then I'LL let you put it in again PD ♪
♪ 用你的湿弹射我 ♪ ♪ Hit me with your wet shot ♪
♪ 为什么不用你的湿弹射我? Jp ♪ ♪ why don't you hit me with your wet shot? Jp ♪
♪ 用你的湿弹射我 ♪ ♪ Hit me with your wet shot ♪
♪ 开火吧 JD ♪ ♪ fire away JD ♪
♪ 现在你让我高潮了 该你射我脸上了 ♪ ♪ Now you made me cum [?] So it's your turn to cum in my face ♪
现在你让我高潮了 该你射我脸上了 Now you made me cum and [?] so it's your turn to cum in my face
♪ 用你的湿弹射我 ♪ ♪ Hit me with your wet shot ♪
♪ 来吧 用你的湿弹射我 PD ♪ ♪ come on and hit me with your wet shot PD ♪
♪ 用你的湿弹射我 ♪ ♪ Hit me with your wet shot ♪
♪ 开火吧 JD ♪ ♪ fire away JD ♪
♪ 用你的湿弹射我 ♪ ♪ Hit me with your wet shot ♪
♪ 来吧 用你的湿弹射我 PD ♪ ♪ come on and hit me with your wet shot PD ♪
♪ 用你的湿弹射我 ♪ ♪ Hit me with your wet shot ♪
♪ 开火吧 JD ♪ ♪ fire away JD ♪
♪ 用你的湿弹射我 ♪ ♪ Hit me with your wet shot ♪
♪ 哦 用你的湿弹射我 ♪ ♪ Oh hit me with your wet shot ♪
♪ 开火吧 JD ♪ ♪ fire away JD ♪
关于这个我只有一句话要说 Well there's only one thing I got to say about that
什么？ What's that?
长你这样的脸就不该躲在麦克风后面 With a face like yours you got no business behind a microphone
你该去拍电影 You ought to be in pictures
还是电视？ Or television?
知道我一直想干啥吗？ You know what I've always wanted to do?
啥？ What's that?
肏你 Make love to you
操，你提这个我可来劲了 Oh I'm kind of glad you brought that up
为啥？ Why?
老子也想肏你很久了 I've always wanted to make love to you too
♪ 热浪翻滚 ♪ ♪ The heat is rising ♪
♪ 越烧越旺 ♪ ♪ it keeps on rising ♪
♪ 高涨 高涨 ♪ ♪ Rising rising »
♪ 停不下来 ♪ ♪ it keeps on rising ♪
♪ 这热浪翻滚 ♪ ♪ Yeah the heat is rising ♪
♪ 高涨 高涨 » - 啊爽死了 ♪ Rising rising » - Oh that feels so good
♪ 根本停不下来 ♪ ♪ it keeps on rising »
啊对 就是那儿 Oh yes that feels good
梦里那娘们躺我床上 ♪ The dream about the woman lying in my bed
你身子在老子脑子里晃 ♪ The pictures of your body pumpin’ through my head
♪ 干到饱为止 ♪ Oh like doing things until my appetite is fed
啊对 Oh yes
♪ 伺候舒服了老子任你摆布 ♪ ♪ I'll be your poor helpless man if you do me just right ♪
今晚要尝透你 ♪ I want a good taste of you
就今晚 ♪ woman tonight
♪ 今晚 ♪ ♪ Woman tonight ♪
啊对 Oh yes
操 ♪ 今晚 ♪ Jesus ♪ Woman tonight ♪
♪ 说 给老子说爽不爽 ♪ ♪ Tell me tell me how does it feel? ♪
♪ 爱听你叫床 爱听你嚎 ♪ ♪ Love to hear your love Love to hear you scream ♪
老子的梦中情人 今晚你是老子的女人 ♪ My dream lover my dream dream lover You're my woman tonight ♪
♪ 今晚就干 ♪ ♪ We'll do it tonight ♪
♪ 干到对为止 ♪ ♪ Keep on zooming 'til we get it right »
» 干到底 梦中情人 ♪ » Keep on zoomin' zoomin' zoomin' Dream dream lover ♪
现在干 ♪ Do it right
♪ 立刻干 ♪ ♪ Do it right now ♪
♪ 马上干 ♪ ♪ Do it right ♪
啊对 对 Oh yes Yes
啊对 Oh yes
我操 Oh my God
太他妈爽了 Oh so good
啊对 Oh yes
啊，对 Oh, yes
喔，对 Ooh, yes
啊，对 Oh, yes
太爽了 That's so good
啊，对 Oh, yes
就是这儿 That's it
啊，对 Oh, yes
让我给你口 Let me give you a blow job
啊，对 Oh, yes
你说他不知道是啥意思 What do you mean that he doesn't know it
昨天他气得根本没听广播 Well, yesterday he was so upset he didn't even listen
所以他不知道 to the broadcast - So he doesn't know
我觉得是 I don't think so
妈的 他现在早该知道了 My God, by now he ought to have known it
他电话该被操到占线一整晚 His phone ought to have been off the hook all night
他知道 He knows
昨天他妈到底出啥事了 What the fuck has been going on yesterday
我说试试看是指按联邦通讯委员会的规矩来 When I say try something, I mean within the FCC's rules
这话老子憋很久了 I've been wanting to say this for a very, very long time
你们全被炒了 You're all fired
盖瑞 你个狗娘养的 Gary, Gary, you son of a bitch
我从高尔夫球场带着这个来的 I came from the golf course with this
知道这是啥吗 You know what this is
贾德 进我办公室说 Judd, why don't we step into my office
我要说的话所有人都听着 What I have to say goes for everyone
收视率 The ratings
盖瑞 你们是第一 Gary, you're number one
啥 What
昨天你们是市场上最火的电台 You were the hottest radio station in the market yesterday
牛逼 All right
听着 我有些搞色情的客户 Hey, you know, I've got some sexually oriented clients
比如老西部 乔利亚 米切尔兄弟 you know like the Old West, Joliar's, Mitchell Brothers
兰辛成人影院 the Lansing Cinema Theater
能接不 - 我们电台搞得定 Think you can handle those for me - We can handle them in our station
盖瑞 我就喜欢你这样 Gary, that's what I like
带种的 以前还以为你是个娘炮 a man with balls, and I always thought you were a pantywaist
都他妈回去干活 Hey, everybody back to work
电台还得运转 We have a station to run
不是炒我们了吗 I thought we were fired
哦那个 Oh, that
开玩笑的 I was only kidding
老话说得好 玩不起就滚蛋 You know what I always say, joke them if they can't take a fuck
盖瑞 打球去 Let's go play golf, Gary
走 All right
操 真不敢相信 Yeah, I can't believe it
牛逼 - 太神了 All right - Fantastic
我们成功了 We made it
真他妈难以置信 Oh, I can't believe it
爽爆了 It's great
从此过上没羞没臊的生活 And we all lived happily ever after
♪ 让你见识见识 ♪ ♪ You're going to see what the fuss is about ♪
♪ 有人看店呢 ♪ ♪ someone else is minding the store ♪
♪ 泰丝蒂掌权 她计划好 ♪ ♪ Tasty's in command and what she has planned ♪
♪ 免费娱乐 叫到嘶哑 还要还要还要还要 ♪ ♪ is entertainment, free, yelling for more, more, more, more, more, more ♪
♪ 还要还要还要 ♪ ♪ more, more, more, more ♪