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我度过了很棒的一生 I've had the best life.
我也遇到了最好的男人 And I couldn't have wished for a better bloke.
但是没了我地球还是会转下去 But the world's gonna carry on without me,
你也一样 and so are you.
好好享乐 Have fun.
我希望你再找个伴 And I want you to meet someone else.
一个跟我差不多可爱的人 Someone nearly as lovely as me.
差不多 Nearly.
-你好 -你好啊 - Hello. - Hello, you.
-还好吗 -嗯 - You all right? - Yeah.
-在干什么 -推特 - What are you doing? - Twitter.
后半生 第一季 第六集
嗯 这有个不错的头条新闻 Right. Got a good lead for you.
本地宝宝 Local baby...
长得像阿道夫·希特勒 looks exactly like Adolf Hitler.
那是胎记吗 So... is that a birthmark?
不 是眼线笔画的 Oh, no, it's eyeliner.
我们开始用的马克笔 但是很难洗掉 We did it with marker pen at first, but it took ages to get off.
用眼线笔可以随时画 Yeah, I mean, this way we can do it when we want
需要的时候就擦掉 then wipe it off if we need to.
等等 So hold on,
那他就并不长得像希特勒 it doesn't really look like Hitler then.
怎么不像 It does.
不 我是说天生的样子 No. I mean naturally.
他生下来头发并没有梳到前面 It wasn't born with its hair combed forward
也没有小胡子吧 and a mustache, was it?
-希特勒也没有啊 -有道理 - Nor was Hitler, to be fair. - Good point.
我意思是 这不是大发现 对吗 What I'm saying is, it's not a revelation, is it?
不值得登报 I mean, to get in the paper.
"新生儿长得像希特勒" "Baby born that looks a bit like Hitler,"
最多略微有意思 mildly interesting...
如果他有真的小胡子 if it had a real mustache.
但你可以给任何婴儿画小胡子 But you can draw a mustache on any baby
看着都像希特勒 and it looks a bit like Hitler.
黑人的就不行 Not a black one.
没这么像 Not as much.
是的 No.
那你或许可以 Well, then you'd probably...
化妆成罗伯特·穆加贝之类的 do a little Robert Mugabe... or something.
或者中国人 我们可以化成 Yeah, or Chinese one. We'd probably do...
-金正恩什么的 -嗯 - Kim Jong-Un or something. - Yeah.
朝鲜的也行 Or a Korean one, even.
还有个问题 I've got one more question.
你们为什么想要你们的孩子看着像阿道夫·希特勒 Why do you want your baby to look like Adolf Hitler?
你们不是粉丝吧 You're not fans, are you?
我们不是纳粹 不是 We're not Nazis, no.
-就是很有趣 不是吗 -嗯 - Just... A bit of fun, innit? I mean... - Yeah.
我想化妆成希特勒是最有意思的 Hitler's the funniest thing to do, I guess.
-拍张照 -好 - Take a picture. - Yep.
笑一个 Smile.
所以人们 So... will people do
为了登上本地报纸愿意无所不用其极吗 literally anything to get in the local paper, then?
很搞笑 对吗 It's a laugh, innit?
-确实很逗 -嗯 - It was funny. - Yeah.
看吧 See?
他们应该现在就给他办个护照 They should get him a passport now,
这样这照片就要伴随他10年了 so he's stuck with that photo for ten years.
她来了 Oh, here she is.
-嗯 -说 - Right. - Go on.
-如果你是无神论者 -我就是 - If you were atheist... - I am.
-不相信来世 -我不相信 - ...and don't believe in an afterlife... - I don't.
如果你不相信天堂地狱这些 If you don't believe in heaven and hell and all that,
那你为什么不去 why don't you just go around
大肆强奸和杀人呢 raping and murdering as much as you want?
我有啊 I do.
什么 What?
我有大肆强奸和 I do go around raping and
杀人 但其实根本没有 murdering as much as I want, which is not at all.
因为他有良心 'Cause he's got a conscience.
可是 如果死亡是终点 还有什么意义 But... if death is just the end, what's the point?
-什么的意义 -活着 - What's the point in what? - Livin'!
你还不如自杀 You might as well just kill yourself.
如果你在看一部电影 你很喜欢 So if you're watching a movie, and you're really enjoying it,
凯文·哈特演的 something with Kevin Hart in...
嗯 Yeah.
然后有人指出这总会结束的 And someone points out that this'll end eventually,
你难道就说"那算了 do you just go, "Oh, forget it then.
还有什么意义" 把电视关掉吗 What's the point?" And just turn it off?
不会 因为我还会再看 No, 'cause I can watch it again.
我觉得生活很宝贵 因为你不能再看 Well, I think life is precious 'cause you can't watch it again.
你可以相信来世 I mean, you can believe in an afterlife
如果这能让你感觉好点 if that makes you feel better.
但不代表那是真的 Doesn't mean it's true.
但一旦你意识到你不会一直都在 But once you realize you're not gonna be around forever,
这才是生命神奇的地方 I think that's what makes life so magical.
总有一天你会吃你最后一顿饭 One day you'll... eat your last meal,
闻最后一次花 最后一次拥抱你的朋友 smell your last flower, hug your friend for the very last time.
你或许不会知道那是最后一次 You might not know it's the last time,
所以你应该怀着热情去做 so that's why you should do everything you love
你爱的每一件事 with passion, you know?
珍惜你剩下的时候 因为 Treasure the few years you've got because...
那就是全部 that's all there is.
我看过5遍《佐州自救兄弟2》 I've watched Ride Along 2 five times.
-那你可真是没有浪费你的人生 -当然没有 - Well, you haven't wasted your life, then. - Definitely not.
没有 No.
-我爱凯文·哈特 关于他的一切 -嗯 - Love Kevin Hart, everythin' about him. - Yeah.
他的幽默 他的喜剧 His humor, his comedy...
-他的电影 -主要是喜剧电影 - his films... - Comedy films, mainly.
-主要是 -嗯 - Mainly, yeah. - Yeah.
-反正能助你坚持下去的都行 -嗯 - Whatever gets you through. - Yeah.
谢谢你过来 Well, thanks for coming over.
我的荣幸 Pleasure.
好了 Right.
这是朱利安·凯恩的追悼会吗 Is this the service for Julian Kane?
已经完了 It's already happened.
你是他亲人吗 Are you a relative?
不是 朋友 No, friend.
很快就结束了 Wasn't much of a do.
没几个人来 Terrible turnout.
但愿我的不会这样 Hope mine's not like that.
当然 Sure.
我平时都很期待这些事的 然后遇到今天这情况 I mean, I look forward to these things, and then that happens.
很压抑 It's depressing.
或许下一场会更有意思 Well, maybe the next one will be more fun.
表示怀疑 Doubt it.
婴儿猝死 Cot death.
你朋友吗 Friend of yours?
嗯 以前一期共事过 Yeah. A... guy I used to work with.
我很遗憾 Ah, I'm sorry.
别吸这些烟雾 你会中毒的 Oh, don't breathe in the smoke, love. You'll be off your tits.
相信我 Trust me.
-嘿 -我错过了 - Hey. - I missed it.
大家都错过了 Everyone did.
无所谓 Doesn't matter.
最近怎么样 How've you been?
挺好的 Yeah, good.
照顾我爸的那个护士 我打算 The nurse who looks after my dad, I'm gonna...
约她出来 ask her out.
-真好 -是吗 - That's brilliant. - Is it?
是的 Yeah.
又一个好男人有对象了 Another good man taken.
那个 Well...
她还没答应 she hasn't said yes yet.
她会的 She will.
疯了才不会 She'd be mad not to.
你有对象了 I don't suppose you'll have time
肯定不会有时间跟我玩了吧 to associate with me when you're all hooked up again.
傻子 Stupid.
相信我 Trust me.
会变得复杂起来 It gets complicated.
没人想让他们的男人和我这样的人交际 No one wants their fella hanging out with someone like me.
你这样的人 Like you.
一个善良的人 A really nice person.
-回头见 -回头见 - See you later. - See you later.
好吗 爸 All right, Dad?
士兵今天又来了 The soldiers were here again today.
是吗 Were they?
嗯 Yeah.
来找我 Looking for me.
我躲开了 I kept out of the way.
是英国士兵还是德国士兵 Were they British or German?
德国 German.
那就是纳粹 Nazis, then?
是的 Yep.
最好躲开 直到战争结束 Best keep out the way... 'til the war's over.
你是个好孩子 You're a good boy.
-是吗 -嗯 - Am I? - Yeah.
我叫什么 What's my name?
查理 Charlie.
是的 Yep.
你怎么会认识我 How do you know me?
你有时候会过来 Well, you come here sometimes.
嗯 我有时候会过来 Yep, I come here sometimes.
你是我儿子 You're my boy.
是的 Yep.
你在壁纸上画画 对吗 You drew on the wallpaper, didn't ya?
是的 I did, yeah.
我7岁的时候 When I was seven.
你还记得 You remember that?
你妈妈气死了 Your mum's furious.
是啊 She was.
别担心 Don't worry about it.
小屋里还有卷备用的 Got a spare roll down the shed.
我明天就去贴 I'll do it tomorrow.
你已经贴了 爸 You did it already, Dad.
-你隔天就贴了 -嗯 - You did it the next day. - Yeah.
我明天去贴 I'll do it tomorrow.
我爱你 爸 I love you, Dad.
同性恋 Gay.
后面会掉下去 你朝前坐 我就拉起来 ...falling down the back. If you sit forward, I'll pull it up.
好的 Okay, right.
我不想再来了 I don't wanna do this anymore.
我不知道有什么意义 I don't see the point.
我是说 Well, I mean,
心理治疗可以帮助你应付你的情绪 therapy is a way of helping you cope with your feelings.
怎么应付 How?
你在问问题 You're asking the question,
意味着你即将解决问题了 which means you're on the way to problem-solving.
是吗 Am I?
这个问题很好 That's a great question.
问得很好 托尼 That's a great question, Tony.
我们是来帮你改变 We are here to help you change...
促成你问题的消极行为 the negative behavior which contributes to your problems.
我的消极行为是什么 What is my negative behavior?
你自己说了 你想惩罚这世界 You've said yourself, you wanna punish the world
-因为你失去了爱人 -嗯 - as a result of your loss. - Yeah.
有些人就该被惩罚 Some people deserve to be punished,
包括我 including me.
我以为我可以执行惩罚 And I thought I could be the one to administer the punishment,
但我的错误在于我认为所有人都是混蛋 but my mistake was thinking that everyone is an arsehole,
但实际并不是 and they're not.
有的人是好人 Some people are nice, right?
棘手之处在于辨认谁是好人谁是坏人 And the trick is to find who's nice and who's an arsehole.
但坏人都很聪明 他们会假装成好人 But arseholes are clever. They pretend to be nice.
他们假装关心你 They pretend to care about you, that--
你就是坏人 You're an arsehole.
所以我很聪明了 So I'm clever.
是的 Yeah.
-所以你想惩罚我 -并不想 - So you wanna punish me? - I don't, actually.
-不 -不 - No. - No.
我只是 不再需要你了 I just... don't need you around anymore.
我不 I don't...
我不再需要你 I don't need you anymore.
好的 Okay.
你并不坏 You're not terrible, you know.
你不是希特勒 You're not Hitler.
你是个傻逼 You're a dickhead.
你是混蛋 You're a dick.
好受点了吗 托尼 You feel better, Tony?
是的 也许这样有效果 I do. Maybe there's something in this, yeah.
你个人渣 You absolute cock.
你人渣 你杂碎 You cock, you twat.
是你妹夫马特告诉了我你的情况 It was your brother-in-law Matt that told me about you, and uh...
我们觉得这是个好主意 we thought it would be a good idea--
我附和了一段时间 And I went along with it for a while.
不知道为什么 就像晃动牙齿一样 我知道你是人渣 I don't know why. Like wiggling a tooth. I knew you were a cock,
-但我想我可以试试 -嗯 - but I just thought I'd give it-- - Well,
似乎对他有帮助 it seems to be helping him,
他的婚姻在走下坡路 what with his marriage going down the fucking swanny.
他的什么 His what?
抱歉 我多嘴了 Sorry. Naughty.
你和吉尔之间没问题吧 Is everything okay with you and Jill?
什么 What?
心理医生说你们婚姻出了问题 The psychiatrist said you were having marriage problems.
-他不该说的 -我知道 他是混蛋 - Well, he shouldn't have done that. - I know. He's a twat.
是真的吗 Is it true?
是的 Yeah, we are.
什么 你 你们有在解决 对吗 What, you're-- What? You're working it out, though?
我们在努力 Well, we're trying to, yeah.
所以你们不会 离婚什么的吧 So you're not gonna... Split up or anything?
-就... -可能 - Just gonna- - Well, maybe.
真的吗 Really?
拜托 Oh, come on. Wha--
其他人遇到问题 Is it genuinely a revelation to you
对你来说真的有这么难以置信吗 托尼 that other people have problems, Tony?
因为他们有问题 人人都有 Because they do. Everyone does.
大多数人不会把问题说出去 Most people keep these things to themselves.
不像你大肆宣扬 They don't go around broadcasting it like you do,
但每个人生活里都有难题 but everyone has bad shit in their lives.
所以你下次因为服务员弄错你点的餐 So the next time you're rude to some waitress
就对他们大发脾气 或者因为有人说了蠢话 for getting your order wrong, or make someone feel bad
就破口大骂 for saying something stupid,
你要记住他们可能是刚考试挂科 just know that they might have just failed an exam,
或者被解雇 或者发现他们母亲患有癌症 or been made redundant, or found out their mum's got cancer.
-那乔治呢 -你以为我没想过吗 - What about George? - What, like I haven't thought of that?
他不知道出了问题 He doesn't know anything's wrong.
老实说 他更担心他叔叔行为像疯子 To be honest, he's more worried about his uncle acting mental,
威胁自杀以及杀别人 threatening to kill himself and other people.
这个 Well...
告诉他他不用再担心这个了 tell him he doesn't have to worry about that... at least.
不会发生的 That's not gonna happen.
我不会告诉他以后可能成为谎言的事 I'm not gonna tell him something that might turn out to be a lie.
我不会自杀 I'm not gonna kill myself.
好吧 Okay.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
别 你并不知道 No, you didn't know.
不是这个 我是说 No, not about this. I mean...
一切 about everything.
我一直都很混蛋 Been a fuckin' pain.
我喜欢这份工作 I like this job.
我只是以前做得更好 以前更努力 I just used to be better at it. Used to... try harder.
但是 But it's...
这是个工作的好地方 it's a good place to work.
即使有这么多笨蛋 Even with these idiots.
不起眼的事也很重要 And the little things do matter.
这个免费的本地破报纸 This shitty little... free, local newspaper.
可以打发些时间 It kills a few minutes,
以积极的方式 in a good way.
逗人一笑 因为有人救下了树上的一只失明猫咪 A smile 'cause someone saved a blind kitten from a tree.
不是为了阅读 而是上报 It's not for reading, it's for being in.
每个人都该至少上报一次 Everyone should be in the local paper at least once.
"我曾上过报纸" "I was 'ere."
这很好 It's sweet.
谢谢 伦尼 Cheers, Lenny.
谢什么 What for?
谢谢你做我的人体压力球 For being my human stress ball.
让我捏你的脖子 Letting me squeeze your neck.
你这兄弟太给力了 What a good fuckin' mate you are!
不客气 Welcome.
你才华横溢 桑迪 You're brilliant, Sandy.
聪明 Smart,
热情 interested.
千万别丢了 Don't ever lose that.
你可以想做什么就做什么 You can do whatever you want.
凯茜 And Kath.
谢谢你每天烦我 Thank you for annoying me every day,
从未失败过 without fail.
你的平庸问题 Your banal questions...
让我分心 they distracted me.
所以 谢谢 So, cheers.
不知道他嗑了什么药 Dunno what he's on about.
他就是在友好待人而已 I think he's being nice.
那就更怪了 Hmm. That's even weirder.
还有 And...
谢谢 马特 cheers, Matt.
谢谢你从未放弃 Thanks for never giving up.
这肯定就像解救一只被困在圈套中 It must have been like trying to free an injured,
受伤的愤怒老鼠一样 angry rat from a trap.
你是为了它好 但它浑然不知 You're doing it for its own good, but it doesn't know that
因为它谁都不信 'cause it doesn't trust anyone anymore...
于是它暴跳如雷 so it lashes out.
你不能改变世界 You can't change the world,
但你可以 你可以改变自己 but you can-- you can change yourself.
在这点上我也会更加努力 I'll try harder at that as well.
我会继续活着 I'll stick around.
所以 So,
我算是赢了 I mean, I won then?
-赢了什么 -我让你坚持活了足够久 - Won what? - I kept you alive long enough
直到你决定你不会自杀 to decide you weren't going to kill yourself
你也许会再次幸福 and you could be happy again.
幸福有点夸张了 Happy's a stretch.
但你不用再没收我的鞋带 But you don't have to confiscate my shoelaces anymore.
好的 Okay.
回去继续工作 Get back to work.
除非你还有别的地方要去 Unless you've got somewhere better to be.
我还真有别的地方要去 I have got somewhere better to be.
又回来了 Oh, back again.
你好 Hi.
我在想你愿不愿意出去 I was wondering if you wanted to go out...
喝点酒 for a drink...
或者吃顿饭 or a meal.
我不再疯癫了 I'm not mad anymore.
只有一点疯癫 I'm a bit mad.
不比其他人更疯癫 But, no madder than anyone else.
我不知道这是否合适 我只是 I don't know if it's the right thing. I just...
好的 Okay.
我 我能说我会考虑考虑吗 Well, I mean-- Can I say I'll think about it?
当然 Yep.
这也行 I'll take that.
考虑考虑 这很好 Think about it. That's good.
还有希望 There's hope.
希望就是一切 Hope is everything.
我不知道该说什么 I don't know what to say.
说愿意 Just say yes.
我约了她出去 I asked her out.
那个护士 The nurse?
太棒了 Oh, excellent!
她在考虑 所以 She's thinking about it, so...
你好吗 How are you?
我是说 I mean...
你 are you...
-我快乐吗 -是的 - Am I happy? - Yeah.
是的 Yes.
我和斯坦度过了美妙的一生 I had the most wonderful life with Stan.
我拥有所有的回忆 And I have all those memories.
我们其实都是回忆 That's all we are anyway, really, memories.
斯坦也度过了美妙的一生 And Stan had a wonderful life, too,
他没有痛苦 and he's not in any pain.
甚至不知道已经结束了 Doesn't even know it's over.
我知道 I do.
但我宁愿我活着 But I'd rather live...
想念他 missing him...
而不愿他活着想念我 than for him to live missing me.
我就有这么爱他 That's how much I love him.
我什么都不会改变 I wouldn't change anything.
如果我回到过去 改变一件我不喜欢的事 If I went back and changed one thing I didn't like,
我也许会失去 I might lose something
那件坏事最后带给我的东西 that that bad thing eventually took me to.
你不该后悔做过任何事 You shouldn't regret anything,
或者觉得 "如果我回到过去 or think, "Well, if I went back,
我也许会做这个 做那个" I might do this or I might do that."
我想回到1998年 I'd go back to 1998...
然后揍加文·提利的脸 因为他看了丽莎 and punch Gavin Tilley in the face for looking at Lisa.
-因为他看丽莎 -是他看她的方式 - For looking at her? - It was the way he looked at her.
他眨了眼 He winked.
她无视了 She ignored it.
我假装我没看到 I pretended I hadn't seen it.
我知道打他是不对的 但是 I knew it was wrong to punch him, but...
还有 我觉得我当时很丢人 Also, I think I was embarrassed
为一件事吃醋 about being jealous over something, so...
但现在我希望我当初揍了他 But now I wish I'd punched him in the face.
我在公司 I found myself...
大谈生活怎么怎么有意义 ranting about how life's worth living today at work
这是丽莎去世后我第一次这样 for the first time since Lisa died,
都怪你 and... that's your fault.
我想 And I thought...
我会继续 I'm gonna carry on...
说我想说的 做我想做的 saying and doing... what I want, and...
惩罚世界 但我只会惩罚那些活该的人 punishing the world, but I'm gonna punish people who deserve it.
我会把我的超能力用在好事上 I'm gonna use my superpower for good.
因为 'Cause...
当我在做我想做的 说我想说的事时 when I was doing and saying exactly what I wanted,
如果那是正确的事的话 it always felt better...
总是会感觉更好 when it was also the right thing to do.
Know what I mean? If you're a good person, 懂我意思吗 如果你是好人
做你想做的事等于做好事 doing things you want to do is the same as doing good.
你是个好人 And you're a good person,
我希望你不会自杀 and I'd really rather you didn't kill yourself.
因为那样就太可惜了 Because it would be a waste.
你或许不太喜欢活着 You may not like living much,
但你让世界更加美好 but you make the world a better place.
别放弃 And don't give up...
不然他们就赢了 because then they've won.
他们人数还在增加中 And they grow in numbers.
谁 Who?
混蛋啊 比如该死的加文·提利 Arseholes, you know, like Gavin fuckin' Tilley.
该死的加文·提利 Gavin fuckin' Tilley.
致罗比 我不是真的杀人犯 我只希望你做个好孩子
你要和他一起去喝酒吗 Are you gonna go for a drink with him?
我不知道 Oh, I dunno.
你喜欢他吗 Do you like him?
你知道我在这工作了 D'you know, I've worked in this job for...
天 25年了吗 God, 25 years,
我见过孤独的人 and, I mean, I've seen lonely people,
死去的人 痛苦的人 people dying, people in pain,
一无所有的人 而我 people who've got nothing, and yet I...
我好像从没见过他这么悲伤的人 I don't think I've ever met anyone quite as... sad as him.
他是故意这么对自己的 就像 And he did it to himself. It's like...
我也不知道 他想让他的心变成石头 I dunno, he's-- he's tried to, like, turn his heart into stone
这样他就什么都感受不到了 so that he wouldn't actually feel anything
因为一切对他来说 'cause it was just all...
都太痛苦了 really painful for him.
然而 And yet,
他还是能成功把我逗笑 he still manages to make me laugh.
-嗨 -嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
那我们就去喝酒吧 Right, let's go for that drink, then.
-真的吗 -嗯 - Really? - Yeah.
-你想去餐馆还是 -谢谢 - D'you wanna go to the pub or- - - Thank you.
抱歉 Sorry.
-嘿 -怎么 - Hey. - What?
你还是有人性的 You are human.
努力中 I'm getting there.