每个家庭都很奇怪。但相信我，我的是最奇怪的。 Every family is weird. But trust me, mine is the weirdest.
我妈妈很正常，但我爸爸是大脚怪。 My mom is pretty normal, but my dad is Bigfoot.
是的,大脚怪。 Yes, The Bigfoot.
你看我都看不出来。 You wouldn't know it to look at me.
但我也是个大脚怪。 But I am a Bigfoot too.
我有所有的魔力。 I've got all the magical powers.
但幸运的是没有毛。 But fortunately none of the fur.
权力是什么? What powers?
就像大脚怪这个名字暗示的那样，我的脚很大。 Well like the name Bigfoot implies, I've got big feet.
他们一开始很烦人。 They were annoying at first.
我穿了很多鞋。 I went through a lot of shoes.
但是光着脚，这些婴儿可以移动。 But bare foot, these babies can move.
哇。 Wow.
嗨。 Hi.
是的。 Yes.
我和亚当在一起。 I am with Adam.
我的听力很好。 I've got really good hearing.
是啊，他真可爱。 Yeah, he's so cute.
但是他很害羞。 But he's very shy.
什么?有时令人尴尬。 What? Sometimes embarrassingly so.
而且，大脚怪有治愈能力。 Also, Bigfoot's have the power to heal.
女巫在任何情况下都能派上用场。 Witch comes in handy for all sorts of injuries.
我们节省了很多医疗费 We save ton on medical bills.
比利，鲍勃，鲍勃，每天做。 Billy bob, bob, do da day.
还有一件事。 And there's one more thing.
我能和动物说话。 I can talk to animals.
早上,亚当。 Morning, Adam.
早上好,威尔伯。 Morning, Wilbur.
别把热水都用光了。 Don't use up all the hot water.
这不是我的错。 Un, ah, It's not my fault.
看着我。我的表面积很大。 Look at me. I got a lot of surface area.
我们和一群动物生活在一起。 We live with a bunch of animals.
他们是我爸爸住在森林里时的朋友， They were my dad's friends when he use to live in the forest and,
现在他们只是家庭的一部分。 now they're just part of the family.
我们正在做煎饼。你饿了吗? We're making pancakes. You hungry?
打我。 Hit me.
这是你的盘子里。 Here's your plate.
就去做吧。 Go for it.
谢谢。好赶上。 Thanks. Nice catch.
我的荣幸。 My pleasure.
大家早上。 Morning everyone.
亚当，你应该把浴室打扫干净。 Adam, you should clean up your bathroom.
到处都是头发。 There is hair everywhere.
不是我的错。 Not my fault.
有一个煎饼。 Have a pancake.
哦,开枪。 Oh, shoot.
设陷阱捕兽者。 Trapper.
我是怎么告诉你不要乱扔食物的? What did I tell you about throwing food?
得了吧，那可是个大折腾。 Come on, that was a great toss.
别怪我让你钓了个烂鱼。 Don't blame me for your lousy catch.
说了这么多，我… Having said that my...
他说什么了? What did he say?
我妈妈不能和动物说话。 My mom can't talk to animals.
女巫的意思是由我来维持和平。 Witch means it's up to me to keep the peace.
啊… Ah...
捕兽者说他很抱歉而你今早看起来很可爱。 Trapper says he's so sorry and you look lovely this morning.
我没那么说。 I didn't say that.
别歪曲我。 Don't misrepresent me.
就像我说的，我的家人是最古怪的。 Like I said, my family is the weirdest.
你知道，对这么个大块头来说。 You know, for such a big fella.
你确实喝了一小杯咖啡。 You sure do drink a tiny cup of coffee.
再这样下去，我一年都不会冬眠了。 Any more of this and I won't hibernate for a year.
我,就我个人而言, Me, personally,
我早上需要再来点刺激。 I need a bit more of a kick in the morning.
哦，时间快到了。遥控器在哪里? Oh, it's almost time. Where's the remote?
我在它。 I'm on it.
我们正在大力保护环境。 We're taking great care of the environment.
X-Trakt的清洁石油。 Clean Oil, by X-Trakt.
早上好世界 GOOD MORNING WORLD
您正在收看“早安，世界”。 You're watching 'Good Morning World'.
我是Becky Dabmore。 I am Becky Dabmore.
我的下一位嘉宾无需介绍。 My next guest needs does no introduction.
但我还是要把他介绍给大家。 But I gonna go ahead and introduce him anyway.
他突然出现了。字面上。 He comes out of the woodwork. Literally.
这就是他，大家都在谈论的人 And here he is, the man everyone's talking about:
大脚怪。 Bigfoot.
我喜欢你的新造型。 I love'n the new look.
绝对是牛仔短裤的升级版。 Definitely an upgrade over the jean shorts.
好谢谢你,贝基。 Well thanks, Becky.
我们没有机会去很多高档服装店 We didn't have access to a lot of fancy clothing shops
当时我躲在森林里。 when I was hiding in the forest.
首先，我要问一个大家都很关心的问题。 So, I gotta start with a question that is on everyone's mind.
这些年来你都去哪儿了? Where have you been all these years?
这是一个复杂的故事。 Well, it's a complicated story.
我是一名研究基因测序的科学家 I was a research scientist studying genetic sequencing
我的一个实验出了差错。 when one of my experiments went wrong.
我的DNA变异了，把我变成了大脚怪。 My DNA mutated and turned me into Bigfoot.
我想我们都同意。 I think we can all agree.
你让这些突变看起来不错。 And you make those mutations look good.
我说的对吗，女士们? Am I right, ladies?
是的。 Yes.
我们说到哪儿了? Now where were we?
我躲起来是因为我被一家制药公司追杀。 Well I went in to hiding because I was being hunted by a pharmaceutical company.
他们想把我关起来研究我的基因突变。 They wanted to lock me away and study my genetic mutations.
但当公司倒闭后 But when the company was brought down
我终于可以回来和家人一起生活了。 I could finally come back to live with my family.
那对他们来说一定很震惊。 That must have been quite a shock for them.
这都是我儿子亚当的功劳。 I owe all to my son, Adam.
是他找到我，把我带回家的。 He's the one who tracked me down and brought me home.
我讨厌这张照片。 I hate this picture.
我知道为什么。 I can see why.
但是别难过。 But don't feel bad.
不是每个人都能像我一样上镜的。 Not everyone can be as photogenic as me.
看我的脸。 Look at my face.
我真的没有坏的一面。 I literally don't have a bad side.
嘘。停止讲话。 Shh. Stop talking.
终于能回家真是太好了。 Ha, it's amazing to finally be back home.
如果你能来就更好了。 It would be more amazing if you were ever here.
哦,来吧。是支持的。 Oh, come on. Be supportive.
虽然你不是整天都在爬树。 Well, ah, even though your not climbing trees all day.
你……你的身材还是很好。 You...you are still in incredible shape.
你有点手忙脚乱了，贝基。 Getting a little hand-zy there, Becky.
哦，你的肌肉真大。 Oh, your muscles are so big.
你的身材真棒。讨厌的东西。 You are in such incredible shape. Yuck.
你不是说要支持我吗，妈妈。 What happen to being supportive, mom.
不要用我的话来反对我。 Don't use my words against me.
所以你现在是大明星了? So your a big star now?
我不太确定。 Ah I'm not so sure about that.
哦,来吧。 Oh, come on.
每个人都想要大脚的安宁。 Everybody wants a peace of those big feet.
下一步是什么?服装品牌? What's the next step? Clothing line?
运动鞋背书吗?视频游戏交易吗? Sneaker endorsement? Video game deal?
我该把你介绍给我的经纪人。 You know I should introduce you to my agent.
你知道的, You know,
我只是想找个办法 I just want'a find a way to
让世界变得更美好。 make the world a better place.
哦，你太贴心了。 Oh, that is so sweet.
女士们先生们:大脚怪。 Ladies and Gentlemen: Bigfoot.
那是一次愉快的采访。 That was a lovely interview.
大脚怪就像个绅士。 Bigfoot came off like such a gentleman.
我觉得他看起来肿了。 I thought he looked puffy.
他们把他的毛吹干了吗? Did they blow dry his fur?
所以我才一直说他需要一个全职的巡演经理。 This is why I've been saying he needs a full-time road manager.
让我猜猜。 Ah, let me guess.
你想要这份工作吗? Your putting yourself up for the job?
自然。 Naturally.
我对娱乐圈很有眼光。 I've got an eye for showbiz.
浮华，魅力。 The glitz, the glamor.
也许他该找个没有跳蚤的巡演经理 Maybe he should get a road manager who doesn't have fleas
嘿，我的跳蚤比你在这行遇到的一半人更正直。 Hey, my fleas have more integrity then half the people you meet in this business.
好了，好了，时间到了。你有学校。 Alright, alright, times up. You've got school.
是的,很好。 Yeah, great.
亚当，你爸爸能在我的海报上签名吗? Adam, can your dad sign my poster?
啊，他能来参加我的生日吗? Ah, can he come to my birthday?
只是他虽然。客人名单很紧。 Just him though. It's a tight guest list.
他爸爸超级酷。 His dad is like super duper cool.
我写了一封信。你能把它给他吗? I wrote a letter. Can you give it to him, please?
孩子们，孩子们，立刻离开这条走廊。 Children, children, disperse from this hallway immediately.
你违反了消防条例。 You violating fire code.
亚当，我们是老相识了。 Adam, you and I go way back.
我们彼此理解。 We understand each other.
你两个月前把我停职了。 Yeah, you suspended me two months ago.
哦,亚当 Oh, Adam
我确定那只是管理失误。 I'm sure that was just an administrative error.
但是你的管理员。 But Your the administrator.
尽管如此。 Be that as it may.
你能帮我个忙吗? Could you do me a solid.
然后让你爸爸在这张照片上签名? And get your dad to sign this picture?
让他把名字写在 Have him make it out to:
我…我只需要一分钟。校长琼斯。 I...I just need a minute. Principal Jones.
现在不行，我得走了。不，不，不。 Not now, I have to go. No, no, no, no, no.
我的好朋友，琼斯校长。更好的是: My good friend, Principal Jones. Better yet:
我最好的朋友，巴伦塔尔·琼斯校长。 My best friend, Principal Barenthal Jones.
嘿。 Hey.
用漂亮的大写字母。我可以把它框起来。 In nice big letters. So I can frame it.
让他签给史蒂文。 Have him make it out to Steven.
来吧,亚当。让你父亲签字… Come on, Adam. Tell your father to sign...
给露西… Make it out to Lucy...
亚当…… Adam...
这太有趣了。 That is so funny.
艾玛? Emma?
看到大家。 See'ya.
噢。 Ow.
太好了。 Great.
亚当?你在里面做什么? Adam? What are you doing in there?
啊…哦…我…啊 Ah...Oh...I...Ah
只是在为我的论文做研究… just doing research for my paper...
在垃圾回收。 on trash recycling.
真的吗?我不知道你喜欢翻垃圾。 Really? I didn't realize dumpster diving was your thing.
是啊，我可是捡垃圾的高手。 Oh, yeah, I'm a big-time dumpster diver.
所以现在对你来说是个疯狂的时刻。 So, this is a pretty crazy time for you.
我只是想要我爸爸回来。 I just wanted my dad back.
但现在他很忙，就像他从来没回来过一样。 But now he's busy it's like he never cam home.
奇怪的是，生命居然能在一分钟内过得很好。 It's weird how life has a way of going great for about a minute.
然后它总是给你一个曲线球。 Then it always throws you a curve ball.
是的。跟我说说。 Yeah. Tell me about it.
我从小就以为我父母会永远在一起。 I grew up assuming my parents would be together forever.
但这肯定没有发生。 But that sure didn't happen.
也许问题在于对别人期望过高。 Maybe the problem is expecting to much from other people.
我不知道。 I don't know.
我以为一切都会很正常。 I just thought thing would finely be normal.
但他们没有。 But their not.
他突然成名了，每个人都想从他那里得到些什么。 Suddenly he's famous and everybody wants something from him.
看看光明的一面。 Look at the bright side.
大家都爱你爸爸。 People love your dad.
他使他们快乐。 He makes them happy.
有时我希望他还是个秘密。 Sometimes I wish he was still a secret.
那是什么? What is that?
当我们家又添了一只灰熊的时候我们不得不加大车的尺寸。 Ah, we had to plus-size our ride when we added a grizzly bear to the family.
严重吗? Seriously?
你要开着它去考驾照吗? Your going to take your drivers test in that thing?
啊,男人。 Ah, man.
我都没想过。 I hadn't even think about that.
祝你平行停车顺利。 Good luck with the parallel parking.
那肯定会失败。 Well that's a guaranteed fail.
看来我要永远坐公车了。 Looks like I'm going to be taking the bus forever.
乘公共汽车吗? Taking the bus?
你来开公共汽车。叮。 You're drive the bus. Ding.
您到站了。再见。 This is your stop. See you later.
艾玛，我在想… Hey, Emma, I was thinking...
也许我们可以找时间去看电影。 well, maybe we could go to the movies some time.
像是约会之类的。 Like on a date or whatever.
我是可悲的。 I'm pathetic.
忘掉第三世界的价格吧。 Forget third world prices.
我要国际价格。 I want forth world prices.
在我看到合同之前什么都不要做。 Don't do anything until I see that contract.
什么?不，他不能传真过来。 What? No he can't fax it over.
这不是1983年。传真已经死了。 It's not 1983. Fax is dead.
嘿，你好吗，孩子?给你，免费的。 Hey, how you do'n kid? Here you go, on the house.
等一下，刮一下。在制造商的成本。 Wait a second, scratch that. At manufacturers cost.
哦，等一下。批发商成本。 Oh, wait a minute. Wholesalers cost, okay.
什么?不。 What? No.
我跟你说过很贵的。找一家便宜的工厂。你想来点这个吗? I told you it's to expensive. Find a cheaper factory. You want some of this?
吃吧，长得一模一样的坏蛋。 Eat that, you identical-looking bad guy.
繁荣,火球。 Boom, fireball.
等一下。大脚怪发射火球? Wait a minute. Bigfoot shoots fireballs?
至少可以说，这场游戏的逻辑让人难以轻信。 The logic in this game strains credulity to say the least.
嘿，发生什么事了?哇，哇，那家伙从哪来的? Hey, what's going on? Woo, woo, Where did that guy come from?
这个大脚怪电子游戏太烂了。 This Bigfoot video game stinks.
浣熊是最弱的角色。 The raccoon is the weakest character.
他甚至没有任何特殊动作。 He doesn't even have any special moves.
甲:零。魔法:零，力量:零。 Armor: zero. Magic: zero, Strength: zero.
这是可耻的。 It a shameful.
嘿，亚当，你今天过得怎么样? Hey Adam, how was your day?
相信我。你不会想知道的。 Trust me. You don't want to know.
这是怎么回事? Well, so what's going on here?
这些东西是在电视节目之后才出现的。 Well, this stuff just showed up after the TV appearance.
忘记了世界……那个家伙是谁? Forget the world... Who's that guy?
他是带着垃圾来的。我想要的… He came with the junk. I want...
我觉得你看起来很帅。 Well, I think you look handsome.
这个不行啊。 Not on this one yikes.
听着,大脚怪。 Listen, Bigfoot.
你现在就得扣动扳机，签下这些合同。 You gotta pull the trigger and sign these contracts now.
我们得趁热打铁。 We got to strike while the iron's hot.
因为你只有在不性感的时候才会性感。对吧? Because you're only hot until you're not. Right?
天哪。这家伙喜欢强行推销。 Sheesh. This guy is all about the Hard Sell.
别让他催你。 Don't let him rush you.
在他们同意以我为原型的毛绒玩具之前不要签任何东西。 Don't sign anything until they agree to a line of plush toys based on me.
那些会很畅销的。 Those would sell like hotcakes.
我们在收藏者那里做了多种不同的菜。 Well do multiple variants dish at the collectors.
我们可以做得可爱可爱，皮尔森·佩妮。 We can do cute and cuddly, Pearson Penny.
也许我的一个在，哦，雷波? Maybe one of me in, oh, Repole?
我…我…我不想这样。 I...I...I don't want this.
有什么事吗?钱不够。 What's the matter? The money's not good enough.
你真会讨价还价，大脚怪。 You drive a hard bargain, Bigfoot.
但我尊重这一点。我告诉你吧。 But I respect that. I'll tell you what.
我们会给你更多我们会提高你的百分比。 We'll get you more We'll up your percentage.
我是说，我不想这么做，就这样。 I mean, I don't want to do this, period.
我…我不想许可我的形象和所有媒体 I...I don't want to license my likeness and all media
还有传播方式等等。 and methods of dissemination, blah blah blah.
什么?听着，我得走了。 What? Listen, I gotta go.
我…我在处理一件事。我再打给你。 I...I'm dealing with a thing. I'll call you back.
我可不想卖印有我头像的垃圾。 I don't want to sell junk with my face on it.
我想做些有意义的事。 I want to do something meaningful with my life.
有意义吗? Meaningful?
我不能拿10%的有意义。 I can't take 10% of meaningful.
那这封非营利组织的信呢? What about this letter from the nonprofit?
你知道他们为什么叫它非营利组织吗。 Do you have any idea why they call it a nonprofit.
嘿。 Hey.
因为他们不赚钱。 Because they don't make any profit.
带着你的垃圾滚出去。 Take your junk and get out.
我不知道这些事情发生了。 I don't know these things happened.
我知道辣椒很辣。 I understand peppers are hot.
所以还是先睡一觉吧。 So just sleep on it.
我受不了那个家伙。 I can't stand that guy.
情况真的失控了。 The situation is really getting out of hand.
你没拿钱?你怎么了? You didn't take the money? What's wrong with you?
我们有3个人和10只动物住在一个两室的房子里。 We got three people and ten animals living in a two-bedroom house here.
你知道，我们总是欢迎你在雨中睡在外面的。 You know your always welcome to sleep outside in the rain.
我谁?不可能。我喜欢这里。 Who me? No way. I love it here.
谢谢你的家伙。 Thanks guys.
亲爱的哈里森博士。 Dear Dr Harrison.
我们在阿拉斯加的洛基谷给你写信。 We're writing to you from Rocky Valley, Alaska.
政府刚刚授权X-Trakt石油公司移除 The government just authorized the X-Trakt oil company to remove
石油来自我们最大的野生动物保护区。 oil from our largest wildlife preserve.
这只是因为X-Trakt让政府相信他们 This only happened because X-Trakt convince the government that they're
清洁油工艺对环境的影响为零。 clean oil process has zero environmental impact.
我们认为X-Trakt在撒谎。 We think X-Trakt is lying.
他们把这个难以置信的生态系统置于危险之中。 And they're putting this incredible ecosystem at risk.
用你的名气和影响力 With your Fame and influence
你可以帮助揭露这里的真实情况 you could help expose what's really going on here
趁还来得及阻止X-Trakt。 And stop X-Trakt before it's too late.
签了帕姆和谢默斯。 Signed Pam and Sheamus.
这些家伙到处都是。 X-Trakt These guys are everywhere.
你相信命运吗? Do you believe in destiny?
哦男孩。又来了。 Oh boy. Here we go again.
这个…这是我命中注定要做的。 This...this is what I was meant to do.
用我的声音去帮助别人。 Use my voice to help people.
我想我该走了。 I think I should go.
阿拉斯加吗?严重吗? To Alaska? Seriously?
我可以在那里有所作为。 I can make a difference there.
不可能。你刚到家。 No way. You just got home.
你不能再走了。 You can't leave again.
如果我不用名望来让世界变得更美好，名望还有什么意义? What's the point of fame if I don't use it to make the world a better place?
你知道吗，爸爸?我不想打击你。 Yeah, you know what, Dad? I hate to break it to you.
但一个人是无法改变一切的。 But one person can't make a difference all by themselves.
你错了，伙计。让我证明给你看。 You're wrong there buddy. Let me prove it to you.
那我呢? And what about me?
你知道吗?我们得好好谈谈。 You know what? We need to talk this over.
郑重声明，我会收下这笔钱的。 For the record: I would have taken the money.
亚当，我们能谈谈吗? Adam, can we talk?
有什么好谈的? What is there to talk about?
这么多年过去了，你刚刚回到家，你已经想要离开了。 You've just returned home after all these years and you already want to leave.
祝你假期愉快。 Have a fun vacation.
别这样，你知道，不是那样的。我… Come on, you know, it's not like that. I...
我的人生需要做点什么。 I need to do something with my life.
我需要睡眠。 And I need sleep.
我早上还要上学。 I've got school in the morning.
我爱你，伙计。 I love you, buddy.
嘿。你还好吧? Hey. You all right back there?
很好。只是从没坐过这么小的飞机。 Fine. Just never been on such a little plane before.
这是……啊……颠簸。 It's...ah...bumpy.
这个吗? This?
这是什么。 This is nothing.
为什么这么多云。 Why it's so cloudy.
我真希望能在这里拍些好照片。 I was really hoping to get some good shoots from up here.
一个导演,是吗?你为什么不早说呢? A filmmaker, eh? Well, why didn't you say so.
我喜欢一些动作片。来吧，来吧。 I like some action movies. Here we go, come on.
你是特技飞行员吗? What are you, a stunt pilot?
我不擅长飞行。 I'm not a great flyer.
更像是陆地哺乳动物。 More of a land mammal.
来吧,男人。拿着，你没打中。 Come on, man. Take it, your missing a shot.
哦,嘿,你看…看这里。 Oh, hey, Look...look over here.
这总是一个很酷的角度。 This is always a cool angle.
无聊的照片。 Boring shots.
再来一个无聊的镜头。 And one more Boring shot.
你知道的。你确定你都打够了吗? You know. You sure you got all them shot you need?
我可以再鞭打你一次。 I can whip you around again.
给你看看旧的环回环。来吧，我们走。 Show you the old loop-de-loop. Come on, here we go.
不,谢谢。 No thanks.
我很确定我拿到了。 I'm pretty sure I got it.
好吧。不要着急。 Alright. Take it easy.
哇。 Wow.
哦，就在那里，好的。 Oh, right there, Okay.
大脚怪。我刚降落在阿拉斯加的洛基谷。 Bigfoot here. I just landed in Rocky Valley, Alaska.
我是来尽我所能拯救这个地方的。 I'm here to do what I can to help save this place.
但先说重要的事情。 But first things first.
我得找到邀请我的人。 I gotta find the people who invited me.
看看这个地方。 Look at this place.
空气很新鲜而且……和清洁。 The air is so fresh and... and clean.
听听它有多安静。 And listen to how quite it is.
看到你,的人。 See you, man.
我们得把这部分剪掉。 We'll have to cut that part out.
过去，洛基谷曾是一个矿业小镇。 Back in the day, Rocky Valley use to be a mining town.
这个鬼城已经被遗弃了一个多世纪了。 This old ghost town has been deserted for over a century.
很高兴看到大自然正在开垦土地。 It's good to see that nature is reclaiming the land.
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他们称它为鬼城。 They call it a ghost town.
但我们都知道没有鬼魂这回事。 But we all know there's no such thing as ghosts.
嗯,这是令人毛骨悚然的 Well, that's creepy
喂?有人在吗? Hello? Is someone there?
好了，就像这样。 Okay, there, like that.
你让我心跳加速。 You really got my heart racing there.
我还以为你是鬼呢。 I thought you might be a ghost.
嘿。滚出我的地盘。 Hey. Get off my land.
什么? What?
走开。 Buzz off.
-什么? -What?
等一等。 Hold on.
哇,停止……明白这意味着什么吗? Wow, stop... ...see what that means?
它的意思是:滚出我的土地。 It means: get off my land.
我们得把它剪掉。 We'll have to edit that out.
嘿吼，嘿吼。X-Trakt Oil，必须离开。 Hey ho, hey ho. X-Trakt Oil, has got to go.
嗨。 Hi there.
看看谁来了。 Wow, look who's here.
哈里森博士,嗨。我是帕姆，我们通过电话。 Dr Harrison, hi. I'm Pam, we talked on the phone.
很高兴认识你。 Nice to meet you.
叫我大脚怪。每个人都一样。 Call me Bigfoot. Everyone does.
我Sheamus。 I'm Sheamus.
非常感谢你的到来。 Thank you so much for coming.
你有一个值得为之奋斗的伟大事业。 You've got a great cause worth fighting for.
我等不及要来这里了。 I couldn't wait to get here.
也就是说，我预计会有更多的人。 That said I expected, well, more people.
到目前为止，只有我们两个人。 So far, there's only the two of us.
但我们的积极性很高。 But we're highly motivated.
好吧，这是个开始。 Well, it's a start.
那么石油公司在哪里? So where's the oil company?
就在桥的另一边。 Somewhere on the other side of that bridge.
没人能接近。 Nobody can get close.
他们在地面派了警卫，无人机封锁了空域。 They've got guards on the ground and drones blocking the air space.
那里没什么可疑的事。 Nothing Shady going on there.
我是来帮你扩大信息的。 Well, I'm here to help amplify your message.
嘿，伙计，我是阿尔洛。 Hey, man, I'm Arlo.
欢迎来到洛基谷。 Welcome to Rocky Valley.
阿乐在阿拉斯加出生并长大。 Arlo was born and raised in Alaska.
所以他对我们的事业很感兴趣。 So our cause is close to his heart.
伙计，我们在那边扎营了。 Hey man, we're camped out over there.
为自己找到一块甜蜜的土地。 Find yourself a sweet patch of earth.
放下你的装备。 And throw down your gear.
谢谢,我会的。 Thanks, I will.
但首先，跳过去… But first, jump over there with the...
和其他组员一起。 with the rest of the group.
对所有正在观看的人。 To anybody out there watching.
这是对行动的号召。 This is a call to action.
写信给当地代表。 Write letters to your local representative.
分享这个视频。 Share this video.
或者，如果你想冒险的话。 Or, if you're up for an adventure.
和我们一起来到阿拉斯加。 Come join us here in Alaska.
让别人听到你的声音。 And make your voice heard.
下次上课之前，请记住这一点。 Until next time, remember this.
不管你是谁。 Whoever you are.
无论你在哪里。 Wherever you are.
你可以有所作为。 You can make a difference.
就算有14个视角也无济于事。 Not gonna make a difference with 14 views.
14的观点吗? 14 views?
我戴着镜头盖能看到更多。 I get more than that with a lens cap on.
我有点为他难过。 I kind of feel sorry for him.
照这个速度，他圣诞节都回不来了。 That rate he's not gonna be home for Christmas.
他需要我们的帮助。 He needs our help.
是吗? Does he?
我以为一个人就能改变世界。 I thought one man can make a difference.
行了，做个有风度的人。 Come on be a good sport.
好吧。好吧。 Okay. Okay.
我们来看看能不能加点调料。 Let's see if we can spice it up a little bit.
让我们添加一些音乐和抓拍剪辑。 Let's add some music and snap the editing.
拖着放，扔进文件夹里。 Drag it, drop it, throw it in the tin folder.
哦。给我一个星纸巾。 Oh. Give me one of them Star Wipes.
没有明星擦拭。 No star wipes.
你说没有明星纸巾是什么意思? What do you mean, No star Wipes?
我们得让这看起来很专业。 We need this to look professional.
对所有正在观看的人。 To anybody out there watching.
这是对行动的号召。 This is a call to action.
行动 To Action
政府刚刚授权 The government just authorized
X-Trakt 石油公司 X-Trakt Oil Company
从我们最大的野生动物保护区清除石油。 to remove oil from our largest wildlife preserve.
分享这个视频。 Share this video.
或者，如果你想冒险的话。 Or, if you're up for an adventure.
来阿拉斯加加入我们吧… Come join us here in Alaska...
阿拉斯加,阿拉斯加。 Alaska, Alaska.
噢,是的。 Oh yeah.
下次见，记住这一点。 Until next time, remember that.
无论你是谁，无论你在哪里。 Whoever you are, wherever you are.
你可以有所作为。 You can make a difference.
订阅 SUBSCRIBE
好多了。 Much better.
你不是斯皮尔伯格，但也行。 You're no Spielberg, but it'll do.
干草,艾玛。 Hay, Emma.
嘿，你好吗? Hey, how are you doing?
太好了。啊…我想问你点事。 Great. Ah...I want to ask you something.
哦,告诉我吗? Oh, tell me?
我爸爸的网络游戏超弱，他需要所有能得到的帮助。 Ah, well, my dad's internet game super weak, and he needs all the help he can get.
所以我调整了他的视频不知道你能不能让你的足球队分享? So I fine-tuned his video and I was wondering if you could get your soccer team to share it?
是吗?我这就给他发短信。 Yeah? Ah, I'll text him right now.
谢谢,你摇滚。 Thanks, you rock.
是的。 Yep.
看上去不错,爸爸。 Looking good, dad.
希望这能给你带来足够的关注，让你回家。 Hopefully this gets enough attention for you to come home.
好了，视频讲够了。这是我的上网时间。 Okay, enough with the video. This is my internet time.
哦，那是好东西。 Oh, that's the good stuff right there.
恶心，真不敢相信你居然看那垃圾。 Yuck, I can't believe you look at that trash.
一个人的垃圾可能是另一个人的宝贝。 One man's trash is another man's treasure.
祝贺你，谢谢你! CONGRATULATIONS THANK YOU FOR THIS!!!
这些人都是谁? Who are all these people?
你的视频疯传了，伙计。 Your video went viral, man.
他们从四面八方赶来。 They're coming in from all over the place.
它让你的电脑啊…啊…病毒啊。 It gave your computer ah...ah...ah virus.
不，伙计，视频疯传了。好像每个人都看过一样。 No, man, the video went viral. Like everybody's seen it.
哦，那不错吧? Oh, that's good then?
当然，这很好。 Heck yes, it's good.
是啊，干得好，大脚怪。 Yeah, way to go, Bigfoot.
现在穿上凉鞋，披上斗篷。 Now put on some sandals, throw on a poncho.
我们还会用到康普茶和枸杞麦片。 And we'll get use of Kombucha, and goji berry granola.
我不知道那是什么，但我饿死了。 I have no idea what that is, but I'm starving.
阿拉斯加落基谷的废弃矿业小镇 The abandoned mining town of Rocky Valley Alaska
已经进入了聚光灯下。 has found its way into the spotlight.
一小群抗议者开始攻击石油… As a small group of protesters take on the oil...
巨头X-Trakt。妈妈，快看。 giant, X-Trakt. Hey, mom, check it out.
爸爸的信息已经传过来了。 Dad's message is getting through.
落基谷上新闻了。 Rocky Valley is on the news.
抗议者的新面孔，大脚怪。 The new face of the protesters, Bigfoot.
一场事故可能会摧毁…… One accident could destroy...
岩石谷脆弱的生态系统。 Rocky Valley's fragile ecosystem.
这就是我们在这里的原因。 And that's why we're up here.
让人们知道什么是危险的。 To show people what's at stake.
和…并对石油公司进行反击 And...and to push back against the oil company putting
这一切都处于危险之中。 all this at risk.
你为什么?为什么大脚怪是抗议的代言人? Why you? Why is Bigfoot the face of this protest?
我现在要出名15分钟了，我不会浪费的。 I'm currently getting my 15 minutes of fame and I'm not gonna waste it.
如果我们能给X-Trakt带来足够的公众压力。 If we can bring enough public pressure against X-Trakt.
他们将不得不终止这次行动。 They'll have to shut this operation down.
我们抓到康纳·曼德拉克了。 We've got Connor Mandrake.
X-Trakt石油公司的新CEO。 The new CEO of the X-Trakt oil company.
他的家族已经经营了三代。 Which has been run by his family for three generations.
谢谢吉姆，能上节目真是太好了。 Thanks Jim, it's great to be on the show.
我问你个问题。 Let me ask you a question.
你今天怎么上班? How did you To work today?
我开车。 I drove.
没错，世界仍然需要石油。 Exactly, the world still needs oil.
在我父亲节的时候，提取石油可真是一团糟。 Back In My Father's Day extracting oil made a heck of a mess.
这促使我们发明了X-Trakt的新清洁石油技术。 That's what drove us to invent X-Trakt's new clean oil technology.
我们现在更像是一家科技公司。 We're really more of a tech company these days.
我们在洛基谷的业务对环境的影响为零。 Our operation at Rocky Valley has zero environmental footprint.
我想向外面所有的抗议者保证 I want to assure all the protesters out there that
X-Trakt石油已经与时俱进。 X-Trakt oil has evolved with the times.
没有人比我更关心环境。 Nobody cares more about the environment than me.
谢谢你抽出时间 Oh, thanks for taking the time
让我们的观众了解清洁石油的远景。 to inform our viewers about extracts vision for clean oil.
留言后马上回来。 We'll be right back after these messages.
干净的油吗? Clean oil?
你一定是在开玩笑。 You've got to be kidding me.
这就像是石油公司的广告。 That was like a commercial for the oil company.
从你面试的人那里赚额外的钱? Taking add money from the people you're interviewing?
新闻诚信到此为止。 So much for journalistic integrity.
嘿，看这个广告。 Hey, look at the ad.
X-Trakt把自然放在第一位。只是四处看看。 X-Trakt puts nature first. Just look around.
我们正在大力保护环境。 We're taking great care of the environment.
X-Trakt的清洁油。 Clean oil by X-Trakt.
为了明天的清洁工。 For a cleaner tomorrow.
我喜欢这个小广告曲。 I love that little jingle.
让我想买些油。 Makes me want to buy some oil.
啊，你在开玩笑吗? Ah, are you kidding me?
嘿，怎么了，兄弟? Hey, ah, what's going on, bro?
X-Trakt说，他们的清洁石油… X-Trakt says, their clean oil ...
零环境足迹。 has zero environmental footprint.
如果他们说得够多的话。人们会开始相信的。 If they say it enough. People are going to start believing it.
假新闻,男人。这是一个新时代。 Fake news, man. It's a new era.
我们的证词对他们不利。 Our word against theirs.
他们为什么需要武装警卫 Why do they need armed guards,
无人机和电栅栏， drones and electric fences,
如果他们没什么好隐瞒的? if they've got nothing to hide?
伙计，他们说他们想对清洁的石油提取过程保密。 Dude, they say they want to keep their clean oil extraction process secret.
至少在它获得专利之前是这样。 Well, at least until its patented.
我们得找出桥的另一边有什么。 We Have to find out what's on the other side of that bridge.
如果他们的流程真的像他们声称的那样干净。 If their process is really as clean as they claim.
他们应该向世界展示。 They should show it to the world.
但如果不是，而且他们在撒谎。 But if it's not and they're lying.
我们可以永远关闭x - track。 We can shut X-Trakt down for good.
哇，这太深奥了，伙计。 Whoa, that's deep, man.
太远了。 It's too far away.
我知道他们在撒谎。看看这个。 I knew they were lying. Look at that.
你想摆脱我可没那么容易。 You'll not get rid of me that easy.
好了，我起来了，我起来了。 OK, I'm up, I'm up.
让我们看看你昨晚有多少浏览量。 Let's see how many views you got last night.
哦,爸爸。你做了什么? Oh Dad. What did you do?
所有视频删除 ALL VIDEOS DELETED
你所达到的 That you have reached
詹姆斯·哈里森医生，又名大脚怪。 Dr. James Harrison, also known as Bigfoot.
请留言。 Please leave a message.
老爸，是我。 Hey, dad, it's me.
你删掉了所有的视频 Somehow you managed to delete all your videos
你的密码也失效了。 and your password doesn't work anymore.
收到留言打给我，我会告诉你怎么修好。 Call me when you get this and I'll talk you through how to fix it.
好吧。再见。 Okay. Bye.
判决结果出来了。 The verdict is in.
爸爸不知道如何使用他的电脑。 Dad has no idea how to work his computer.
我是说如果你看起来像野人。 I mean if you look like a caveman.
你得确保你的电脑是... ...今天阿拉斯加…… You got to make sure your computer's... ...Alaska today as...
大脚怪是一小群石油钻探抗议者的领袖 Bigfoot leader of a small group of oil drilling protesters
不见了。 has gone missing.
什么? What?
我昨晚看到他离开了帐篷。 Well I saw him leave his tent last night.
我以为这只是你知道的， I assumed it was just you know,
就像去树林里洗澡一样。 like a bathroom trip to the woods, you know.
所以我没有提出要和他一起去。 So I didn't offer to go with him or anything.
因为那会很奇怪，你知道我的意思，奇怪。 because that would be strange, you know what I mean, weird.
不管怎样，X-Trakt的人。 But anyway, the X-Trakt guys.
说他们的监控录像显示他过桥了。 Said their security cameras showed him crossing the bridge.
他们去找他。 They went to look for him.
好吧，你知道的，但就剩下这些了。 Well, you know, but this is all that was left.
显然，这是一个非常可怕的场景。 Apparently, it was a pretty gruesome scene.
看来大脚怪被狼袭击了。 Looks like Bigfoot was attacked by wolves.
狼的攻击? Attacked by wolves?
这说不通啊。 Well, that makes no sense.
爸爸可以和动物说话。 Dad can talk to animals.
他们不可能攻击他。 There's no way they'd attack him.
亚当是正确的。这毫无道理。 Adam's right. This makes no sense.
这是不可能的。 That's just impossible.
有点奇怪的事发生了。 Ah, something weird is going on.
也许《野性的呼唤》太强大了…… Maybe the Call of the Wild was too strong and,...
我们又要失去他了。 oh, we're losing him again.
不，不可能。 No, not a chance.
亚当，他很高兴能回家。 Adam, He was really happy to be back home.
我们得赶下一班飞机去阿拉斯加。 Well, we need to catch the next flight to Alaska.
忘记飞翔。 Forget flying.
如果我们要去荒郊野外的树林。 If we're going out to the woods in the middle of nowhere.
我们应该带上威尔伯做后援。 We should bring Wilbur as backup.
那我们就开野营车吧。 So I say we take the camper.
嘿，来吧，我就在这里，你会知道我想去的。 Hey, come on, I'm right here and you'll know I want to go.
好吧，威尔伯和猎人。 Fine, Wilbur and Trapper.
等等，等等，等等。 Whoa, whoa, Whoa, hold on.
你想让我们开着那辆发霉的旧露营车开上一千英里。 You want us to drive a thousand miles in that musty old camper.
一只灰熊和一只浣熊? With a grizzly bear and a raccoon?
我知道。 I know.
我不是说它闻起来会很香，但是。 I'm not saying it's going to smell great, but.
我们会为爸爸这么做的。 We'll do it for dad.
好了，我们都收拾好了。 All right, we're packed.
再见的女孩。照顾好你的母亲。 Bye girls. Take care of your mother.
亲爱的，别做傻事。 Do not do anythings stupid, honey.
好吧。但我不能做出任何承诺。 Okay. But I can't make any promises.
嘿，史蒂夫，现在一定要录我的节目。 Hey Steve, now sure to tape my shows.
我会等着和你一起看的，伙计。 I'll even wait to watch them with you, buddy.
我不是等待’。我看他。 I ain't wait'n. I watch'n.
什么? What?
我得知道布兰丁是否会从昏迷中醒过来。 I got to know if Brandine wakes up from her coma.
看到了她失散多年的双胞胎妹妹。 and sees her long lost twin sister.
我只是想知道。 I've just got to know.
我要离开几天。 I'll be gone for a few days.
你能帮我拿一下作业吗? Can you grab my homework for me?
谢谢。好了,要走了。 Thanks. Okay, gotta go.
不，你先挂。 No, you hang up first.
不，你先挂电话。 No, you hang up.
让我来帮你。 Let me help you with that.
嘿! Hey!
哦,啦,啦。那是你女朋友吗? ooh, la, la. Was that your girlfriend?
闭嘴设陷阱捕兽者。不然我就把你绑在屋顶上。 Shut up Trapper. Or I'm strapping you to the roof.
我道歉。 I apologize.
我说话太快了。 My mouth got ahead of me.
我旅行时会很兴奋。 I get excitable when I travel.
嘿，伙计们，系好安全带。 Hey guys, buckle up.
我的安全带系不上。 My seat belt won't fit.
那个安全带不是给动物用的。 That seat belt aren't for Animals.
不要按人类的规则行事。 Don't play by Human Rules.
嘿,小心! Hey, watch out!
我猜他们制定安全带规则是有原因的。 I guest they got those seat belts rules for a reason.
最好谨慎行事。你妈妈是个不计后果的公路勇士。 Better play it safe. Your mom is a Reckless Road Warrior.
他说什么了? What did he say?
他说他喜欢你的音乐品味。 He says he likes your musical tastes.
是的,真的吗?他是这么说的吧? Yeah, really? That's what he said, huh?
枫糖浆博物馆 MAPLE SYRUP MUSEUM
美利坚合众国 UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
亲爱的，你在给谁发短信? Who are you texting, sweetie?
没有人。 Nobody.
是艾玛吗? Is it Emma?
也许吧。 Maybe.
她是一个很好的女孩，非常漂亮。 She's such a nice girl and very pretty.
你告诉她你对她有感觉了吗? Have you told her you have feelings for her?
妈妈,请。 Mom, please.
你父亲一开始也是这样的。 You know, your father was the same way at first.
不好意思告诉我他的感受。 Too shy to tell me how he felt.
妈，你再不闭嘴我就跳窗了。 Uh, Mom, I'm going to jump out the window if you don't stop talking.
我永远不会忘记我们刚刚的吻。这是…… You know, I'll never forget our just kiss. It was...
啦，啦，啦。我听不见。 La, la, la, la. I can't hear you.
天啊，就在故事开始变得精彩的时候他打断了她。 Sheesh, he cuts her off just when the story was starting to get good.
我希望爸爸没事。 I hope dad is okay.
你知道他在荒野里独自生活了十多年。 You know he spent over ten years on his own in the wilderness.
我相信他很好。 I'm sure he's just fine.
我的两个美分。他可能想念他以前的生活方式。 My two cents. He's probably missing his old lifestyle.
你可能再也见不到他了。 You may never see him again.
我想让我摆脱他吗? I want me to get rid of him?
岩石谷我 ROCKY VALLEY MINE
我们到了。 Here we are.
这里是洛基谷矿的所在地。 Home of the Rocky Valley Mine.
哎呀，有人打电话给公共工程委员会。 Yikes, somebody call the public works committee.
我从没去过真正的鬼城。 I've never been to a real ghost town.
我很害怕。 I'm scared.
真的没有鬼魂。他们就叫它鬼城。 There's no actual ghosts. They just call it a ghost town.
不，我怕我在这吃不到好吃的薄皮披萨。 No, I'm scared I won't be able to get a good thin crust pizza out here.
我们被困住了。 We're stuck.
你能退出吗? Can you back out?
不，我们只是在旋转。 No, we're just spinning.
嘿，如果我们死在这里… Hey, if we die out here...
我们可以成为这个鬼城的鬼魂。 we could be the ghosts in this ghost town.
设陷阱捕兽者。 Trapper.
什么? What?
哦，饶了我吧。 Oh, give me a break.
我们离最近的拖车也有一千英里远。 We're a thousand miles from the nearest tow truck.
我希望爸爸在这里。 I wish dad were here.
谢谢你的大力支持。 Well, thanks for the ringing endorsement.
很高兴能帮上忙。 Glad I could help.
对不起，我不是这个意思。 Sorry, that's not what I meant.
对不起。你害怕我们。 Sorry. You scared us.
我吗? Me?
我觉得我从没吓到过任何人。 I don't think I've ever scared anyone before.
我想我们都有点神经质。 I guess we're all just a little jumpy.
女士。 Lady.
当你的野营车后面有灰熊时你得提醒别人。 You gotta warn somebody when you got a grizzly in the back of your camper van.
威尔伯就是这样，他是无害的。 Oh, well, that's just Wilbur, he's harmless.
嘿，你是抗议者之一。 Hey, you're one of the protesters.
我们在电视上见过你。 We saw you on TV.
嘿，我叫阿尔洛。奥尔罗伍德斯托克音乐节。 Hey, the name's Arlo. Arlo Woodstock.
嗨,奥尔罗。 Hi, Arlo.
我在找我丈夫，詹姆斯·哈里森。 I'm looking for my husband, James Harrison.
他身高6英尺1英寸，棕色的眼睛，笑容灿烂…… He's 6 foot 1, brown eyes, great smile...
他也是大脚怪，妈妈。 Ah, he's also Bigfoot, mom.
将来，你应该用这个来领导。 In the future, you should probably lead with that.
是的,他是大脚怪。 Yes, he's Bigfoot.
我还是不习惯这么叫他。 I'm still not used to calling him that.
那么其他的抗议者在哪里? So where are the other protesters?
在大脚怪出事之后? After what happened to Bigfoot?
他们吓坏了，吓得走了。 They got scared and bugged out.
关于他的遭遇，他们不可能说真话。 There's no way they're telling the truth about what happened to him.
他是个硬汉。 He's a tough guy.
他能在野外控制自己。 He can handle himself in the wild.
不知道对你有什么好处。 Not sure what good it'll do you.
但我可以带你去我最后见到他的地方。 But I can take you to the last place I saw him.
好吧，我和阿尔洛一起去。 All right, I'm going with Arlo.
亚当，和威尔伯待在这里。 Adam, stay here with Wilbur.
不可能。 No way.
我大老远来阿拉斯加，不是为了在车里等。 I didn't come all the way to Alaska, just to wait in the car.
让我检查一下，确保安全。 Let me check it out and make sure it's safe.
然后我会回来接你。 And then I'll come back and get you.
听妈妈的话，孩子。 Listen to your mom, kid.
你和熊在一起更安全。 You'll be safer here with the bear.
我认为。 I think.
妈妈。 Mum.
亚当，这事没得商量。 Adam, this is not up for debate.
把门锁上，除了我别给任何人开门。 Lock the door and don't open it for anybody but me.
好吧。 Okay.
你让他出了事。 You let anything happen to him.
你是一个地毯。 You're a rug.
地毯吗?好吧。是的,女士。 A rug? Okay. Yes ma'am.
纸、剪刀、石头。 Paper, scissors, stone.
我赢了。 I win.
不,我赢了。 No, I win.
石头剪刀。 Stone over scissor.
剪刀是什么? What scissor?
这是一张干净的纸。 This is a clean sheet of paper.
啊,你骗子。 Ah, you cheater.
好了，好了，好了。 OKAY, okay, okay, okay, okay.
来一局扑克怎么样? How about a game of poker?
好吧。 Okay.
对不起，威尔伯，4个2。我赢了。 Sorry, Wilbur, four twos. I win.
你确定吗? Ah, are you sure?
当然，我确定。 Of course, I'm sure.
二比一好。 A two is better than one.
啊,你骗子。 Ah, you cheater.
所以理论上我是百万富翁。 So I was a millionaire on paper.
但我还没来得及抛售股票，市场就暴跌了。 But then the market tanked before I could unload my shares.
你能相信吗? Can you believe that?
他们离开太久了。 They've been gone for too long.
我要去看看。 I'm gonna go check it out.
嗯啊。 Huh ah.
不能让你走。 Can't let you go.
我答应过你妈妈。 I promised your mom.
我们一起经历了那么多，你却站在她那边。 After all we've been through, you side with her over me.
绝对的。我很怕你妈妈。 Absolutely. I'm terrified of your mom.
她可能会把我变成地毯。 She might turn me into a rug.
我也是。她的眼神很疯狂。 Me too. She's got that crazy look in her eyes.
总心理。 Total psycho.
嘘。我听到一些东西。 Shh. I hear something.
伙计们,下来。 Guys, get down.
啊，是谁呀? Ah, who is it?
你妈妈的朋友。开放。 Friend of your mom's. Open up.
我妈妈的朋友? Friend of my mom?
她在这里谁也不认识。 She doesn't know anybody up here.
相信她。她让我来接你。 Sure she does. She told me to come get you.
快点。我们得走了。 Hurry up. We gotta go.
我们没时间了。 We ain't got time for this.
喔,喔,我…… Ow, ow, my...
节目的孩子。你跟我们一起走。 Show's over kid. You're coming with us.
亚当。 Adam.
得到他们。 Get 'em.
快跑，离开这里。 Run, get out of here.
哦,不。 Oh, no.
来的来,去的也快。打断他。 Come, come, go. Cut him off.
的什么? What the?
好的,在这儿。 Alright, over here.
你会得到的。 Your gonna get it.
他逃跑。 He's running away.
来吧, Come on,
我们走吧。 Let's go.
哇,他吓了一跳。 Whoa, he jumped.
他不可能活下来的。 There's no way he survived that.
我们在这里完成。 We're done here.
这个数字。 That figures.
没有信号。 No signal.
我下车。 Get off me.
人类不属于这里。 Humans don't belong here.
回家了。 Go home.
我只是来找我爸的。 I'm only here to find my dad.
你……你能理解我吗? You...you can understand me?
是的，我能和动物说话。 Yes, I can talk to animals.
我不是来伤害你的，相信我。 I'm not here to hurt you, trust me.
没有人是可以信任的。 No human is to be trusted.
你们破坏了我们的土地，毒害了我们走过的土地。 You destroy our land and poison the ground we walk on.
你只关心那黑臭的水。 All you care about is the black smelly water.
那不是真的。 That's not true.
我爸爸来过这里 My dad came here
为了阻止石油公司，但他消失了。 to stop the oil company, but then he disappeared.
也许你也会消失。 Maybe you're going to disappear too.
不是所有的人都是坏人。 Not all humans are bad.
如果你帮我找到我爸爸。 If you help me find my dad.
我保证我们会尽一切努力保护你们的山谷。 I promise we'll do everything we can to protect your Valley.
如何?我为什么要相信你? How? Why should I believe you?
要么我说的是实话，我们可以互相帮助 Either I'm telling the truth and we can help each other
或者我撒谎，你可以吃了我。 Or I'm lying and you can eat me.
骨头上没有多少肉。 Not much meat on those bones.
好吧, Well,
我所能提供的 what I've got to offer.
而且，我也不打算被吃掉。 Plus, I don't plan on getting eaten.
我说的是实话。 I'm telling the truth.
我不知道你父亲在哪。 I don't know where your father is.
但我可以告诉你从哪里开始找。 But I can show you where to start looking.
哎哟。 Ouch.
来吧，你这个笨蛋，起来。 Come on, you big galoot, get up.
你对付不了一个讨厌的飞镖? You can't handle one lousy Dart?
哦，那就够了。 Oh, that'd do it.
好了，我们被困在这里了。我们只能靠自己了。 All right, we're stranded out here. And we're all on our own.
我们得盘点一下我们的补给。 We got to take stock of our supplies.
好吧,大个子。 OK, big guy.
我知道你喜欢吃东西。 I know you like to eat.
但我们得定量配给食物。 But we're going to need to ration our food.
当然，我们也不想变得软弱到无法保护自己。 Of course, we don't want to get so weak that we can't defend ourselves.
你现在昏倒了。 And you are out cold.
所以我得保持体力。 So I've gotta keep my strength up.
我这么做是为了保护你。 I'm doing this to protect you.
我不喜欢吃这个双层焦糖威化饼干。 I take no pleasure in eating this double fudge caramel wafer.
哦，天哪，太好了。嗯,嗯。 Oh my, that's good. Hmm, hmm.
那也没有给我带来欢乐 That also brings me no joy to
把这袋棉花糖全吃了。 eat this entire bag of marshmallows.
嗯,好,好。 Hmm, good, good.
跟上，走不远了。 Keep up, not much further now.
你两个小时前就这么说了。 You said that two hours ago.
我真想吃点东西? I'm dying for something to eat?
我想要吃一些濒死的东西。 And I'd like to eat something that's dying.
好一个。玩文字游戏。 Good one. Played on words.
嘿，你要去哪儿? Hey, where are you going?
哦,狼,跑了。 Uh-oh, wolf, run.
狼,停止。你在干什么? Wolf, stop. What are you doing?
你怎么了? What's wrong with you?
不认识这个疯子? Don't know this maniac?
等等，你们是同伙吗? Wait, are you in cahoots?
不是那样的。 It's not like that.
哦,当然。我知道这是怎么回事。 Oh sure. I get how this works.
是你引诱我出来的。他吃了我。 You lured me out. He eats me.
你继续。我会阻止他。 You keep going. I'll stop him.
别贬低我。你怎么疯了? Don't put me down. How are you nuts?
停止。 Stop.
我说:停止。 I said: Stop.
噢 Ow
你是怎么了? What is wrong with you?
这是本能。我无法控制自己。 It's Instinct. I couldn't help myself.
如果你是个素食主义者 You know, if you were a vegetarian
那样你交朋友就容易多了。 it would be a lot easier for you to make friends.
孤狼这句话听起来耳熟吗? Does the phrase, Lone Wolf, ring a bell.
我不是来交朋友的。 I'm not here to make friends.
现在来吧。 Now come on.
就在山脊那边。 It's just over that ridge.
好吧。 Okay.
我们走吧。 Let's go.
清洁石油不会对环境造成影响。 So much for clean oil leaving no environmental impact.
下来。 Get down.
机器人只鸟。 Robot bird.
我敢打赌，我爸就在下面。 I'll bet you anything, my dad's down there.
我们走吧。 Let's go.
来吧。 Come on.
我只能走这么远了。 This is far as I go.
什么? What?
我不会走在有毒的土地上。 I will not walk on poisoned land.
你要离开我吗? You're just gonna leave me?
我遵守诺言带你来这里。 I kept my promise by bringing you here.
现在，你留着你的，拯救我们的山谷。 Now, you keep yours and save our Valley.
等我们在阿拉斯加干完了。 As soon as we finish up here in Alaska.
我们很高兴能把我们的清洁石油工艺带到你们的小镇。 We'd be delighted to bring our clean oil process to your little town.
是的，是的，听起来很完美。 Yes, yes, That sounds perfect.
伙计，我讨厌在阿拉斯加钻井。 Man, I hate Drilling in Alaska.
这里太冷了。 Way too cold up here.
我听到是的。真希望我们还在德州钻井。 I hear yeah. I wish we were still Drilling in Texas.
啊，我也讨厌德州。太热了。 Ah, I hate Texas too. Way too hot.
你不是个好男人，罗伊。 You're just no man to please, Roy.
X-Trakt把自然放在第一位。 X-Trakt puts nature first.
只是四处看看。 Just look around.
我们正在大力保护环境。 We're taking great care of the environment.
X-Trakt的清洁油。 Clean oil by X-Trakt.
为了明天的清洁工。 For a cleaner tomorrow.
完美的。 Perfect.
我们会尽快联系你的。 We'll talk to you soon.
现在再见。 Bye now.
你能相信吗? Can you believe that.
清洁油提取。 Clean oil extraction.
每个人都那么容易上当。 Everybody so gullible.
对吧，爷爷? Ain't that right, grandpa?
我们曼德拉家族可以把雪卖给爱斯基摩人。 We Mandrake's can sell snow to an Eskimo.
你要做的就是看起来像个角色。 All you gotta do is look the part.
首先，你得到了闪闪发光的戒指。 First, you got your sparkling ring.
还有你那顶10加仑的斯泰森毡帽。 And your 10-gallon Stetson.
还有，别忘了那个大皮带扣。 Oh, and let's not forget the Big old belt buckle.
就是这样。 That's it.
皮尤尤。 Pew, pew.
啊,看上去不错。 Ah, looking good.
是的。 Yes.
什么?好吧，给我一分钟，我马上就来。 What? Okay, give me a minute, I'm on my way.
讨厌它。抢劫是什么? Dang it. What's the holdup?
曼德拉草先生。 Mr. Mandrake.
在冰冻的地面上钻孔花费的时间比我们预计的要长 Drilling through the frozen ground is taking longer than we anticipated
你们这些笨蛋怎么会觉得阿拉斯加会冷呢。 You egg heads didn't think Alaska would be cold.
我们这个月底就要进行首次公开募股了。 We have our IPO coming up at the end of the month.
我现在就要结果。 And I need results now.
但是，先生，也有人提出了一些担忧 But Sir, there's also been some concern raised
关于BD-416冲击充电。 about the BD-416 impact charge.
BD-416，这名字太难听了。 BD-416, that's a terrible name.
听起来不太顺耳。 Doesn't have a ring to it.
从现在开始，我们要把那个炸弹命名为， From now on we're gonna call that bomb,
大的爸爸。 The Big Daddy.
是的,先生。 Yes sir.
坏消息是。 So the bad news is.
来自B… The shock wave from the B...
大爸爸, Big Daddy,
这会破坏基岩。 that will fracture the bedrock.
会迫使大量的石油浮上水面。 And will force a huge amount of oil to the surface.
这一水平将远远高于预期。 The level will be much higher than anticipated.
淹没了整个山谷。 Flooding the entire valley.
酷。最大冲击最大油量。 Cool. Maximum impact for maximum oil.
这不是坏消息。 That's not bad news.
但是更大的环境影响呢? But what about the larger environmental impact?
大脚怪和他的嬉皮士追随者都走了，谁在看呢? With Bigfoot and his hippies followers gone, who's watching?
但当然，我们会怀着沉重的心情发表标准的道歉。 But of course, with heavy hearts, we'll issue the standard apology.
尿,嘿,孩子。下来。 Piss, hey, kid. Down here.
奥尔罗? Arlo?
亚当，伙计，别走那条路。 Adam, dude don't go that way.
上面有守卫在等你。 There's guards waiting for you at the top.
有另一条路出去。 There's another way out.
跟我来,快点。 Follow me, hurry.
你在这里做什么? What are you doing here?
是啊，你妈妈。是啊，她让我来找你 Yeah, ah, your mom. Yeah, she sent me to get you
她担心死了，伙计。 She's worried sick dude.
她是好吗? Is she okay?
她很好男人。 She's fine man.
哦，来，拿一下这个，好。 Oh, here, hold this for a second will yeah.
让我们把它做得漂亮，紧，舒服。 And let's just make this nice, and tight, and comfortable for you.
你在干什么? What are you doing?
你们这些嬉皮士真容易相信别人。这是可悲的。 You hippies are so trusting. It's pathetic.
这就是为什么我们总是从内部打击你，朋克。 It's why we always bring you down from the inside, Punk.
我以为你是我们的一员。 I thought you were one of us.
抱歉把你的泡泡孩子弄破了，伙计。是的,不管。 Oh, sorry to burst your bubble kid, dude. Yeah, whatever.
我是个受雇的枪手。 I'm a hired gun.
钱在哪里，我就去哪里。 I go where the money is.
那里总是有钱和大石油。 And there's always money and big oil.
阿尔洛，告诉老板我带着入侵者进来了。 Arlo here, tell the boss I'm coming in with the intruder.
别试了，孩子。 Don't even try it, kid.
发生了什么事? What happened?
那些X-Trakt暴徒用飞镖打我们。 Oh, those X-Trakt goons gunshot us with darts.
把我们塞进拖车，然后滚进沟里。 Stuffed us in the trailer and rolled us into a ditch.
更糟糕的是什么? And you know, what's worse?
他们拿走了我们所有的食物，一丝不挂。 They took all our food, every single last piece.
然后他们回来了，把垃圾留给了我们。 And then they came back and left us with the trash.
这是可怕的。 That's terrible.
亚当在哪里? Where's Adam?
他用他的大脚跑了出去。 He used those big feet of his and out ran them.
我们得去追他。 We gotta go after him.
我们要怎么做呢? How are we gonna to do that?
我们被困在沟里了。 We're stuck in a ditch.
没关系，我来推。 It's okay, I'll push.
你觉得你能开这车吗? You think you could drive this thing?
这算什么问题? What kind of question is that?
我是一只浣熊。 I'm a raccoon.
我当然会开这玩意儿。 Of course I can drive this thing.
嘿，谢谢你的帮助。 Hey, thanks for the help.
滚出我的地盘。滚出去。 Get off my land. Get out of here.
等待。滚出我的地盘。 Wait. Get off my land.
等待。 Wait.
等一等。 Hold on.
一只驼鹿救了他。 Bailed out by a moose.
这对你的简历可不利。 That won't look good on your resume.
来吧,懒骨头。辞职坐’。 Come on, lazybones. Quit sit'n around.
我们得找到亚当。 We gotta find Adam.
行动结束后,纳斯卡。城里来了个新冠军。 Move over, NASCAR. There's a new champ in town.
让开，笨蛋。 Out of the way, knuckle heads.
我只有一块石头。 I only got one rock.
它依赖于油门踏板。 And it lives on a gas pedal.
你做得很好，伙计。 You doing great, pal.
你是一个自然的。 You're a natural.
我们在桥上发现了一个缺口。哇。 We have a perimeter breach on the bridge. Whoa.
我重复一遍，桥上有缺口。 I repeat: A perimeter breach on the bridge.
他们在一辆露营车里。 Their in a camper van.
哇,哇,哇。 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
你是说露营车吗? Did you say camper van?
回去的路错了 WRONG WAY GO BACK
威尔伯，你看得懂英语吗? Hey, Wilbur, can you read English.
为什么? Why?
有一堆标志飞过去了。 There's a bunch of signs flying by.
可能只是广告呢? Probably just advertising?
太糟糕了吸盘。 Too bad suckers.
我不能阅读。 I can't read.
我不会给你钱的。 You ain't getting my money.
万一就这样了。 In case this is it.
我得告诉你一件事。 I gotta tell you something.
我也爱你，猎人。 I love you too, Trapper.
不是那样的。 Not that.
我跟你说过X-Trakt的人把我们的食物都拿走了? You know how I told you the X-Trakt guys took all our food?
是的。好吧,我…… Yeah. Well, I...
你没事吧? You okay?
你刚才说那些X-Trakt的人是什么意思， Ah, what were you saying about those X-Trakt guys,
把我们的食物吗? taking our food?
我是想说这太不公平了。 Ah, I was gonna say that it's just so unfair.
他们怎么能这么做?这是所有。 How could they do that? That's all.
你知道你这是非法入侵。 You know you're trespassing.
我可以叫人逮捕你。 I could have you arrested.
好主意。 That's a great idea.
我们现在就叫警察。 Let's call the cops right now.
在这里，我们更喜欢自己处理安保问题。 Up here, we prefer to handle security ourselves.
真的值得为了石油而毁掉这里吗? Is it really worth destroying this place just to get oil?
绝对的。 Absolutely.
你以为我在乎这种高科技清洁能源吗。 You think I give a hoot about this high-tech clean energy.
不是一个机会。 Not a chance.
我是一个石油商。 I'm an oilman.
我爸爸是石油商。 My daddy was an oilman.
我爸爸的爸爸是石油商。 My daddy's daddy was an oil man.
在我的监督下，石油不会畅销的。 Oil's not going way on my watch.
事实上，有了这种新的提取方法。 In fact, with this new extraction method.
石油的利润将会大大增加。 Oils about to get a lot more profitable.
你对我父母做了什么? What did you do with my parents?
这样吧，我跟你做个交易。 Tell you what I'll make you a deal.
如果你保证你不会告诉任何人你在这里看到了什么? If you promise you won't tell anyone what you've seen up here?
我带你去找他们。 I'll take you to them.
尽一切努力。 Whatever it takes.
我只想要回我的家人。 I just want my family back.
明智的选择。 Wise Choice.
毕竟家庭是最重要的。 After all family is the most important thing.
那就让我让你们重聚吧。 Well then, allow me to reunite you.
他们就在下面的某个地方。 They're somewhere down somewhere.
块垃圾。 Piece of junk.
我是亚当·哈里森。 This is Adam Harrison.
我被困在地下，没有信号。 I'm stuck underground with no signal.
这部手机有足够的证据让X-Trakt彻底垮台。 This phone has enough evidence on it to bring down X-Trakt for good.
无论谁捡到了这张。 Whoever finds this.
把这些视频放到网上揭露这些人的真实身份。 Put these videos online and expose these people for who they really are.
爸爸妈妈，如果你们看到这个。 Mom and Dad, if you see this.
我有些话想说。 There's some stuff I want to say.
爸爸，我很抱歉因为你来阿拉斯加而对你发火。 Dad, I'm sorry for getting mad at you for coming to Alaska.
你是对的。 You were right.
这个地方值得拯救。 This place is worth saving.
妈妈，我爱你。 And mom, I love you.
我想让你知道我有多感激这一切。 And I want you to know how much I appreciate everything thing.
除了你的烘肉卷。 Well, except your meatloaf.
最后。 And finally.
艾玛，事实证明，人生苦短。 Emma, it turns out, life is short.
我希望我没有太害怕而不敢告诉你我的感受。 I wish I hadn't been too scared to tell you how I felt.
说实话。 To be honest.
我会很想你的。 I'm gonna miss you so much.
妈妈，看，是我。 Mom, look, it's me.
哦,亚当。 Oh Adam.
我一直很担心你。 Oh, I've been so worried about you.
你还好吗? Are you okay?
容易,妈妈。 Easy, Mom.
这很伤我的心。 It hurts.
让我帮你拿下来。 Let me get those off you.
等等，等等，小心点。 Whoa, whoa, whoa careful with that thing.
保持静止。 Stay still.
谢谢。 Thanks.
你看到爸爸了吗? Have you seen dad?
他肯定也在下面。 He's gotta be down here too.
这些隧道永远延伸。 These tunnels go on forever.
我不知道我们要怎么找到他。 I don't know how we're going to find him.
爸爸的听力很好。 Dad's got great hearing.
如果我们制造足够的噪音。他能听到我们说话。 If we make enough noise. He'll be able to hear us.
爸爸。 Dad.
吉姆。 Jim.
爸爸。 Dad.
吉姆。 Jim.
噢! Ow!
爸爸? Dad?
这是他。我能听见他说话。 It's him. I can hear him.
你确定吗? Are you sure?
是的,让我们去。 Yeah, lets go.
从这边来。 Coming from this way.
肯定是坏了。 It's broken for sure.
加油！加油 Come on, come on.
他在这里。嗨,爸爸。 He's here. Hey, dad.
嘿,哥们。 Hey, buddy.
很高兴见到你。 So happy to see you.
我很担心。 I was so worried.
我以为再也见不到你了。 I thought I'd never See you again.
我就知道你靠得住。 I knew I could count on you.
我太天真了，以为我自己能做到。 I was naive to think I could do this on my own.
忘记这一点。现在让我们一起完成这件事。 Forget that. Now let's finish this thing together.
我们得离开这里。 We've got to get out of here.
X-Trakt会把这里炸成碎片。 X-Trakt is gonna blow this place to smithereens.
我也不想在那时候待在这里。 And I'd rather not be down here when it happens.
我哪儿也去不了。 I can't go anywhere.
我的脚断了。 My foot is broken.
好的，我这就去。 Okay, I'm on it.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
我们是一家人，我们要团结在一起。 Hey, we're a family and we stick together.
现在让我们离开这里。来吧。 Now let's get out of here. Come on.
长官，我们刚刚到达目标深度。 Sir, we've just hit target depth.
最后。现在准备好大爸爸。 Finally. Now prepare the Big Daddy.
准备bd - 416 Prepare the BD-416
哎哟。 Ouch.
我是说，准备好大爸爸。 I mean, prepare the Big Daddy.
何……等等,男人。你听到了吗? Ho...Hold on, guys. Do you hear that?
是的。 Yeah.
啊,没有。 Ah, no.
它来自这个方向。 It's coming from this direction.
这就是他们说的炸弹。 That's the bomb they were talking about.
如果那东西爆炸了。 If that thing blows.
整个矿井都会坍塌。 This entire mine will collapse.
我们得解除它。 We gotta disarm it.
那些东西看起来不太友好。 Those things don't look very friendly.
我想他们没注意到我们。 I don't think they noticed us.
嘘。 Shh.
先生?有些东西你得看看。 Sir? There's something you have to see.
看。 Look.
他们不会危及我们的行动。 They are not gonna compromise our operations.
别让他们活着出来。 Make sure they don't get out alive.
啊，先生，只是澄清一下这里的错误… Ah, sir, just to clarify the error here and...
还有请不要生气。 and and please do not take offense.
你是要我杀了他们吗? Ah, Are you asking me to kill them?
因为这不是我的职责范围。 Because that's not really in my job description.
不在这个工作范围内?德…… Not in that job description? What de...
奥尔罗。在这里。 Arlo. get over here.
哦。我以为你不会问。 Oh. I thought you'd would never ask.
让开，伙计。 Move over, pal. Hey.
是时候看看这些无人机宝宝能做什么了。 Time to see what these drone babies can do.
啊,哦。 Ah, oh.
运行。 Run.
好吧，我错了。 Okay, I was wrong.
他们肯定注意到了我们。 They definitely noticed us.
是什么泄露了秘密，妈妈? What gave it away, mom?
别跟你妈顶嘴。 Don't sass your mother.
在这里。 Over here.
来吧。它太老了。 Come on. It's too old.
爸爸，无人机正在切断电缆。 Dad, the drone is cutting the cable.
哦,不。 Oh, no.
这工作得很好。 That worked well.
我讨厌过山车。 I hate roller coasters.
我们去兜兜风吧。 Let's take a ride.
这让人感觉不太安全。 This isn't feeling entirely safe.
只要这些隧道还在塌陷。 As long as these tunnels have been caved in.
这事一定会有结果。 This thing is gotta lead somewhere.
啊,哦。 Ah, oh.
跟着我们。尽可能快地泵。 It's follow us. Pump as fast as you can.
我们能慢点吗? Can we slow down?
这让人感觉不太安全。 This isn't feeling entirely safe.
妈妈，我们被困在一个废弃的矿井里 Mom, we're trapped in an abandoned mine
带着疯狂无人机的精神病想杀了我们。 and psychopath with crazy drones are trying to kill us.
好吧，让我们看看他们是怎么处理这个戏法的。 All right, let's see how they deal with this trick.
见鬼,无人驾驶飞机。我失去了一个孩子。 Dang, drone down. I lost one of my babies.
严格来说，他们是我的孩子。 Technically they're my babies.
我才是付钱的人。 I'm the one who pays for them.
亚当。 Adam.
妈妈。 Mom.
妈妈! Mom!
是的。 Got yeah.
哦,不 Oh, no
亚当，谢利，这边。 Adam, Shelly, over here.
吉姆。 Jim.
小心。 Watch out.
吉姆! Jim!
亚当。 Adam.
好吧。 Alright.
有更多的。哦,不。 There's more. Oh no.
好吧。 Okay.
我们是安全的。 We're safe.
他们刚干掉了我们最后一架无人机。 They just took out our last drone.
好吧，没人能逃脱大爸爸的魔爪。 Well, there's no escaping the Big Daddy.
我们还有24小时才会爆炸。 We're not scheduled to detonate for another 24 hours.
我们得清空所有设备…改变的计划。 We have to clear all our equipment and... Change of plans.
你们有10分钟。 Y'all got 10 minutes.
啊，这太疯狂了。 Ah, this is insane.
山谷里剩下的一切都会被美丽的石油淹没。 Anything left in this valley is gonna be drowned in a beautiful ocean of oil.
带上你的小队，马上撤离。 Take your teams and evacuate now.
离爆炸还有10分钟。 10 minutes until detonation.
所有人员立即撤离。 All personal evacuate now.
离爆炸还有十分钟。 Ten minutes until detonation.
一定是爆炸把油点着了。 The explosions must have set the oil on fire.
啊,伙计们。 Ah, guys.
我们得跳过去。 We're gonna have to jump it.
我们没有足够的速度。 We don't have enough speed.
坚持下去。 Hang on.
不要呼吸。 Don't breath in.
烟是有毒的。 That smoke is toxic.
日光。我们会成功的。 Daylight. We're going to make it.
最后。新鲜的空气。 Finally. Fresh air.
我又上线了。 Oh, I'm back online.
现在，让我们看看世界对X-Trakt计划的看法。 Now, let's see what the world thinks of X-Trakt's plan.
来吧。 Come on.
拨号上网比这个要快。 Dial-up internet was faster then this.
哦,不。 Oh no.
亚当，现在不是发自拍的时候 Adam, now it not the time to be posting selfies
妈妈，我正忙着呢。 Mom, kinda in the middle of something here.
慢下来。 Slow down.
我尝试。 I'm trying.
你拉得不够努力。 You're not pulling hard enough.
好,亲爱的。 Good job, honey.
看,一条河。 Look, a river.
必须跳下去。 Gonna have to jump.
我不知道我能不能做到。 Well, I don't know if I can do this.
盖蒂。 Getty up.
你敢放手吗? Don't you dare let go.
爸爸。 Dad.
亚当。 Adam.
你妈妈在哪里? Where is your mother?
的帮助。 Help.
雪莉! Shelly!
的帮助! Help!
瀑布。 Waterfall.
哦,不。 Oh no.
妈妈。爸爸。 Mom. Dad.
你还好吗? Are you okay?
是的,我们很好。 Yes, we're fine.
撤离。撤离。 Evacuate. Evacuate.
爆炸的时候了。 Time to detonation.
1分30秒。 1 minute, 30 seconds.
亚当，尽快离开山谷。到高处去。 Adam, get out of the valley as fast as you can. Get to higher ground.
但是你呢? But what about you?
一切都会好的。 Everything is going to be okay.
走了。 Go now.
爆炸时间1分15秒。 Time to detonation: 1 minute, 15 seconds.
离爆炸还有60秒。 60 seconds to detonation.
我们快没时间了。 We're running out of time.
我们得走了。 We need to move.
我希望亚当已经安全了。 I hope Adam made it to safety.
我肯定他没事。我们走吧。 I'm sure he's fine. Let's go.
离爆炸还有30秒。 30 seconds to detonation.
亚当。 Adam.
哦,不。 Oh no.
好吧。我怎么下去呢? Okay. How do I get down there?
15秒后爆炸。 15 seconds to detonation.
我希望这能奏效。 I hope this works.
Woooooah。 Woooooah.
十 10
九 9
八 8
七 7
六 6
五 5
四 4
三. 3
来吧。 Come on.
二 2
一 1
这是怎么呢 What's going on?
解除武装。 Disarmed.
解除武装。解除武装。 Disarmed. Disarmed.
他做到了。 He did it.
解除武装。 Disarmed.
哇。男人。 Whoa. Man.
不，那不是不可能的。 No, that's not impossible.
你还在等什么? What are you waiting for?
重新开始。 Start it up again.
没那么简单，先生。 It's not that simple, sir.
如果它的源头被切断了。 If it's been switched off at the source.
唯一能引爆它的东西。 Only thing that could detonate it.
会是另一场爆炸。 Would be another detonation.
我们就不能用个小型压裂炸弹吗? Can't we use a small fracking bomb for this?
是的，理论上应该有足够的炸药 Yes, is suppose in theory that would have enough explosive charge
触发BD-416。 to trigger the BD-416.
啊，我是说大爸爸。 Ah, I mean the Big Daddy.
阿罗，你能操作这个装置吗? Arlo, can you handle this device?
确定的事情。 Sure thing.
我小时候用它炸掉了寄养家庭。 I used one to blow up my old foster home when I was a kid.
它的工作原理。 It works.
太好了。我们去那吧。 Great. Let's go then.
哎哟。 Ouch.
我需要休息一下。 I need a break.
哦,现在呢? Oh, what now?
他们还有一颗炸弹。 They got another bomb.
哦,不。 Oh no.
好了，听着，我们扔炸弹的时候。 Alright, listen up, when we toss this bomb.
我们得在石油淹没山谷之前回到悬崖上。 We got to get back up the cliff before the valley floods with oil.
我们还有多少时间? How long do we have?
你有过急着去厕所的经历吗? You ever have to run to the bathroom in a hurry?
是的,很快。 Yeah, that fast.
英雄骑着他的骏马冲了进来。 And the hero rode in on his mighty steed.
看。 Look.
我们得阻止他们。 We gotta stop them.
踩到它。 Step on it.
它已经被踩过了。 It's already stepped on.
但这也许会有帮助。 But maybe this will help.
我们来’,亚当。 We're come'n, Adam.
这是什么马戏团啊? What kind of circus is this?
哦,不要紧。 Oh, never mind.
这只熊，他是无害的。 This bear, he's harmless.
哦,不。 Oh no.
嘿,后退。 Hey, back off.
往后靠，我来对付他。 Lean back, I'll deal with him.
威尔伯,小心。 Wilbur, watch out.
哦,哎呀。 Oh, ouch.
设陷阱捕兽者。 Trapper.
哦,不了。 Oh, not again.
等一下,威尔伯。 Hang on, Wilbur.
把它给他们，威尔伯。 Give it to 'em, Wilbur.
别为我担心。 Don't worry about me.
反正我也完蛋了。 I'm a goner anyway.
不。 No.
好,好,好。看看谁来了。 Well, well, well. Look who's here.
大傻瓜先生自己。 Mr. Big 'fool' himself.
好久不见。 Long time, no see.
现在把它给我。 Now, give it to me.
从来没有。 Never.
你想把我们都炸飞吗? Would you rather blow us all up?
这结束了。 This ends now.
所以你们这些嬉皮士永远赢不了。 You see, that's why you hippies will never win.
这里容不下梦想家，大脚怪。 There's no room for dreamers out here, Bigfoot.
你的类型…… You type...
滚出我的地盘。 Get off my land.
滚出去。 Get out of here.
嘿，灯还在闪。 Hey, the light still flash'n.
你不应该把它关掉吗? Shouldn't you turn that off?
该死，我阻止不了。 Shoot, I can't stop it.
B计划。 Plan B.
虽然很危险，但你做得很好，孩子。 It was close call, but you did good, son.
嗯，太近了，不舒服，这是肯定的。 Huh, too close for comfort, that's for sure.
别再做这种事了。 Don't you ever do something like that again.
你是安全的。我为你骄傲。 You are safe. I'm proud of you.
伙计们，发生了什么? Huh, guys, what happen?
你把露营车给毁了。 You totally wrecked the camper.
这不是我的错。 Uh ah, It's not my fault.
设陷阱捕兽者? Trapper?
捕捉器在哪里? Where's Trapper?
我在这里…… I'm here...
这里是第六频道新闻。 This is Channel 6 News.
我们想问你几个问题。 We'd like to ask you some questions.
它工作。他们看了我的视频。 It worked. They saw my videos.
嘿,曼德拉草。 Hey, Mandrake.
微笑，你的镜头。 Smile, your on camera.
他们在上面做什么?这是禁区。 What are they doing up there? This is restricted airspace.
他们是来告诉世界你做了什么。 Their here to show the world what you did.
所以,你知道的。 So, you know.
我上传了你谈论摧毁洛基谷计划的视频。 I uploaded the video of you talking about your plan to destroy Rocky Valley.
我们就说这是假新闻。否认整件事。 We'll say it's fake news. Deny the whole thing.
你知道他们怎么说的。真相会让你自由。 Well, you know what they say. The truth will set you free.
不是你的情况。 Not in your case.
你会进监狱的。 You're going to jail.
嘿，看，警察。 Hey look, the cops.
啊哦。 Ah oh.
如果可以的话来抓我。 Catch me if you can.
什么? What?
滚出我的地盘。 Get off my land.
走开。 Buzz off.
好吧?你明白这意味着什么吗? Okay? You understand what that means?
它的意思是: It means:
滚出我的土地。 Get off of my land.
开始吧，晚餐时间。 Go for it, dinnertime.
我不喜欢人肉。 I don't like human flesh.
但是一只新鲜的雪兔。 But a fresh snow rabbit.
哦，又来了。 Oh, here we go again.
我是Becky Dabmore，您正在收看“早安世界”。 I'm Becky Dabmore and you're watching 'Good Morning World'.
我现在在阿拉斯加大脚怪和他的家人所在的地方 I'm here on location in Alaska where Bigfoot and his family
从环境灾难中拯救了洛基谷。 have saved Rocky Valley from environmental disaster.
哈里森医生，看来你确实找到了让世界变得更美好的方法。 So, Dr Harrison, it looks like you did find a way to make the world a better place.
谢谢，贝琪，但我没能拯救这个地方。 Thanks, Becky, but I didn't save this place.
是我儿子，亚当。 It was my son, Adam.
那你呢，亚当? And what about you, Adam?
你有什么要说的? What do you have to say?
你知道吗?我爸爸是对的。 You know what? My dad was right.
一个人真的可以改变世界。 One person really can make a difference.
政府现在正在采取行动来保护这片土地。 The government is now taking action to protect this land.
再也没有人能在这里钻探了。 Nobody will ever be able to drill here again.
妈妈，你一定很骄傲。 Mom, you must be so proud.
我是。 I am.
我为整个家庭感到骄傲。 I'm proud of the whole family.
我很好。 I'm okay.
所以，我抓住了石油公司的首席执行官 So, I grab the Oil Company CEO
我看着他的小眼睛说。 and I look him right in his beady little eyes and I say.
是时候结束这种粗鲁的行为了。 It's time to end this crude behavior.
明白了吗? Get it?
因为有时未精炼的石油被称为原油。 'Cause sometimes unrefined oil is called crude.
我得说。我只是不觉得这好笑。 I gotta tell yeah. I just don't think it's funny.
重点是，我扭转了局面。 The point is, I saved the day.
我也是这个故事中的英雄。 And I'm also the hero of this story.
好吧，威尔伯也帮了忙。 Fine, Wilbur helped too.
亚当是我的客人。 And Adam I guest.
但主要是我。 But it was mostly me.
哦,哎呀。 Oh, whoops.
对不起,坏扔。 Sorry, bad toss.
通常我会很难过。 Normally I'd be upset.
但我得承认，你做的烙饼很好吃。 But I gotta admit, you make a great flapjack.
让他们来’。 Keep 'em come'n.
我要迟到了。 Oh, I'm gonna be late.
今晚见。 See you all tonight.
玩得开心。 Have fun.
代我向艾玛问好。 Say hi to Emma for me.
已坏,啦,啦。 Ooo, la, la.
妈妈，别鼓励他们。 Mom, don't encourage them.
不鼓励谁? Don't encourage who?
哦,嗨,艾玛。 Oh, hi, Emma.
完美的时机。 Perfect timing.
你在看什么? What are you watching?
你上传视频的时候。 You know when you uploaded your videos.
你上传了所有的视频。 You uploaded all your videos.
啊,哦。 Ah, oh.
艾玛。 Emma.
事实证明。生命是短暂的。 It turns out. Life is short.
我希望我没有太害怕而不敢告诉你我的感受。 I wish I hadn't been too scared to tell you how I felt.
嘿。 Hey.
别介意他们。 Never mind them.
我们离开这里吧。 Let's get out of here.
我们的孩子已经长大了。 Our boy is all grown up.
能再给我一个煎饼吗? Can I get another pancake over here?