冰川時代 2 (又名: 冰河世紀 2)
我說, 這全球變暖真快熱死我了!
現在你說熱死, 冰川時代你說凍死
什麼時候你能說開心死了? 啊…
這下我開心死了
哦! 你別想抓住我!
別亂跑, 詹姆斯!
遵守紀律
來抓我呀, 樹懶
應該叫我先生! 待人尊重
高臺跳水
山米, 剛吃過飯不能劇烈運動!
海克托！ 不! 不! 那不能尿尿!
唉! 好吧! 想尿就尿。嘿! 別摳鼻孔
糖果偶!
停手! 蒙住眼睛抽比較好
好吧
嗨! 該我抽這樹懶了!
我抽! 我抽!
沒把糖吐出來
那就埋了他!
嘿! 嘿! 小孩子怎麼可以虐待樹懶?
曼尼, 別澆滅了創意的火花
曼尼! 迪亞戈! 我貼心貼背的好哥們
幫我出來小弟一把
瞧, 我開了個營地, @#! #@, 意思是‘希德的營地’
恭喜你啦, 現在你是雙語大白癡了
別在這些小屁孩面前說, 小傢伙們愛死我了, 對吧彼利
別讓我咬死你!
多調皮呀! 所以他們叫…孩子
我早說了, 希德, 要管一個營地你還不夠格
從幾時起照看孩子也要看資格了?
再說, 這些孩子崇拜我, 我是他們的榜樣
好個榜樣
你們總覺得我是無能之輩, 可我也是這集體的一份子呀
我建立了這集體,從現在起, 你們最好對我放尊重些
行了, 希德! 希德, 我們說著玩的!
嘿! 我們來給毛象釘尾巴!
希德!
我有能耐我怕誰!
他們就是不把我放在眼裡! 不尊重我!
那就瞧著吧!
於是, 到了最後
小驢子找到了媽媽
從此幸福地生活在一起
有你的
提個問題, 小驢子幹嘛要回家? 幹嘛不跟兔子們在一起?
因為…因為他想跟家人在一起
他該和“林妹妹”在一起, 多美麗的愛情故事呀
下次你講小驢子的故事, 就讓他談情說愛
小驢子難聽死了, 嚴格說來應該叫他‘野驢’
好吧, 野驢小子回到了家, 找到了他的野驢老媽
所以我才叫它小驢子
要是小驢子吃草有困難, 他就會顯得很可憐
那麼瞎編什麼呀!
這故事太假了
驢子吃幼崽嗎? 我不滿意故事的結局
那樣的話我都想吐了!
他們從此幸福的生活在一起! 沒有比這結局更讓人滿意的了
幸福快樂的大家庭，本來就應該這樣
那你的快樂大家庭在哪兒?
然後, 饑餓的老虎, 吃了討厭的小孩
你沒事吧, 夥計?
好著呢, 怎麼了? 我還以為你
故事講完了! ‘結束’!
小心! 你去哪兒?
世界末日就要來到了
你在說什麼?
滑頭托尼說世界會被水淹掉!
各位! 我手上的裝備威力無比
它能把空氣從天上抽下來!
都過來! 都過來!
請教一下你有腮嗎, 女士?
那你沒法在水下呼吸!
我的這位元助手將向你演示
嘿! 有一股海洋的氣息!
你在幹嘛? 現在賣不出去了! 應該插在嘴裡, 白癡
設計獨特, 堅固耐用, 實行三包
一根在手, 想吸就吸
當然啦, 效果因人而異
你幹嘛用世界末日來嚇唬他?
我是想混口飯吃啊
這是我精准的氣象預報, 預計未來 5 天會有特大洪水
然後就是世界的末日!
臨近週末會有陽光, 轉瞬即逝
行了, 別聽托尼的, 他為點蠅頭小利連老媽都會賣
你出個價?
別誤會! 那種事我不幹!
你們沒聽說嗎? 冰就要融化了
你瞧這大地, 它覆蓋著冰, 一千年前它就被冰覆蓋著
一千年以後, 它還是會蓋著冰
我說夥計, 我下面要說的話, 並不是要詆毀你的生存本能
你們毛象不是早就滅絕了嗎?
你什麼意思?
我是說你是最後一頭毛象了
你滿嘴臭螞蟻味
那麼退一步說, 你上一次看見其它毛像是幾時呀?
別聽他胡說八道
毛象不可能滅絕, 他是最大的物種
那麼恐龍呢?
因為恐龍太狂妄, 他們樹敵太多
瞧! 有個白癡要從冰牆上跳下來
最好不是我們的白癡朋友
好啦! 現在我數到三就要往下跳了!
一!
二!
希德! 千萬別亂動! 我們上來!
跳! 跳! 跳!
抱歉!
2 又千分之 3, 2 又千分之 4
希德! 你這是幹嘛! 你快下來!
沒門! 今天我要做第一個跳冰牆的
然後你們這些傢伙就可以對我放尊重些
你要是跳了! 那我們只能對你的屍體放尊重些了
行了, 曼尼! 他沒傻到那份上!
難道我又錯了
神兵天降…
小心!
悶死我了!
我的五臟六腑全走樣了
迪亞戈! 請把爪子收回去!
哦! 好的, 對不起
幸好我還瞭解你, 迪亞戈, 不然我會以為你怕水
好吧, 好吧, 瞭解你是我的福氣
夥計們
滑頭托尼沒說錯
一切都在融化
洪水會氾濫
走吧, 去警告大家
也許我們能迅速進化成水下生物
好一個天才!
就叫我‘魷魚’吧
這地方簡直成垃圾堆了, 我竟然住在這兒
怎麼啦?
不說蘆葦啦, 我隆重推出革新小發明, 它名字叫…樹皮
輕鑿一片, 漂浮水面
真像是你的大便一樣
好吧! 你們全死定了
瞧瞧, 末日來臨就是這景象!
一個個超大的熔岩毛球, 象毛象那麼大從天上掉下來
啊, 你還是吸你的蘆葦去吧!
他說的沒錯! 洪水是要來了!
是嗎? 當然, 相信我, 沒錯的!
等一下, 剛才你不是還說不會有洪水的嘛, 我們憑什麼聽你的?
因為我們在上面都看見了! 水壩會被衝垮! 整個山谷會被淹沒!
真的會有洪水!
而且很快就會來
瞧瞧周圍, 你們在盆地
盆地裡裝滿了水, 你們無處可逃
那我們怎麼辦?
除非你們能逃到山谷的盡頭
那兒有一條船, 它能救你們
我什麼都看不見
不過
要走趁早
大地在融化, 冰牆在瓦解, 岩石在爆裂
要想活命, 就得跟洪水賽跑
因為只需要三天時間, 它就會到達間歇泉之地, 轟隆!
不過這是件好事
你們死得越多, 我就吃得越飽!
所以對我而言完全是件好事
哦! 這位同學一定是個開心果
見鬼!
行了, 那禿鷲的話你們都聽見了, 快疏散吧!
曼尼, 你真相信有條船?
我不知道, 可過不了幾天這兒就成一片汪洋了
要想逃生, 就得往那走
曼尼, 快走!
最右邊的車道上有一頭底朝天的雕齒獸, 目前交通出現了擁堵現象
看來事故中出現了傷亡
黑肉歸我了!
好啦! 大家快走吧! 來! 快快快! 進來!
走吧! 爺爺! 快走吧! 我們得走啦!
我就是不走! 我生在洞裡, 也要死在洞裡!
我們非得帶上這坨屎嗎?
我們要去的地方一定有屎
這可是我媽媽送我的禮物
好啦, 都跟上! 都跟上!
曼尼! 曼尼! 我剛聽說你要滅絕了
哎! 你不光是個邋遢鬼, 而且聽覺也比較遲鈍
我不會滅絕的!
孩子們, 看哪! 這是最後一頭毛象!
好好看看, 以後恐怕就沒得看了!
你聽見了?
我數數, 一, 二, 詹姆斯哪去了?
斯圖! 快點! 斯圖! 快點離開這大冰塊!
斯圖!
各位! 山谷裡有一套活動房, 誰先來入住!
那一天
等到你滅絕, 等到你發臭
閉嘴, 希德! 好吧
Stop! 那是什麼聲音? 毛象們, 全都入了土
別唱了, 希德!
如果傳宗接代你就拍拍手, 如果繁殖後代你…
你得小心我再壓你身上, 這次我壓死你!
好吧, 有人不喜歡經典老歌
萬一你說對了, 我真是最後一頭毛象呢?
曼尼, 你看開一點嘛, 你還有我們!
聽你勸他會更看不開, 希德
是毛象?
我就知道我不是最後一頭! 這我有直覺
你就要
滅絕! 瞎掰!
加油! 好男兒! 稍稍領先他, 領先一隻象牙! 他就要戰勝迪亞戈了!
抱歉, 我的腸胃跟我有仇!
真是空前絕後的臭!
真是噁心死了!
曼尼!
我…我想自己呆一會兒
你們先走, 我會趕上來
“一”是世上最孤獨的數字
還真管用!
酷!
沒抓到! 沒抓到! 我們來玩輕功
我去抓!
他哪邊是臉?
這張臉還出來混呀!
嗨, 醜八怪!
噢! 屁股是用來坐的
嗨!
抓住了
?!
好了, 我要進去了!
希德! 怎麼啦?
撲得好准!
注意背後! 我知道有一絲微風
笑一個!
快讓開!
Hello!
在這呢!
投降吧? 絕不!
酷!
廢了他們
有誰問起, 就說他們有 50 個, 而且他媽是響尾蛇
來呀, 小貓咪
別搞錯了, 兩個小無賴!
小無賴?
迪亞戈, 他們是負鼠
撤退!
現在只剩下你和我了
我就說嘛! 我早說了, 不會只有我一個!
就是嘛, 其實從樹上掉下來的夥伴多著呢, 只是不承認罷了
你說, 什麼?
要我們抓著那些樹枝談何容易
我們又不是蝙蝠什麼的, 我們沒有翅膀來保持平衡
你要爬到樹上去, 是因為…?
我在找我的弟弟們, 他們總是闖禍
弟弟? 你是說還有更多?
當然, 我們有很多呢
在哪兒?
到處都是, 岩石底下, 和地洞裡
我們通常在夜裡出來, 免得被鳥抓著
救命啊!
哎呀, 媽呀, 這唱的是哪出戲呀, 你居然找到了另一頭毛象!
哪兒? 不對呀, 毛象不是滅絕了嘛
你看著我幹什麼?
不知道, 也許因為你是毛象?
我? 別胡說八道, 我不是毛象, 我是負鼠
好呀, 挺搞笑, 那我是蠑螈
這是我的朋友獾, 這是另一位朋友鴨嘴獸
我幹嘛要做鴨嘴獸? 讓他做鴨嘴獸
這傢伙找你麻煩, 姐姐
姐姐?
沒錯, 他們是我的弟弟
負鼠, 負鼠, 負鼠!
她腦子裡八成是哪根筋搭錯了
曼尼, 都快滅絕了, 就別挑三揀四了
讓他跟我們走!
你腦子有病呀? 沒門
好吧!
曼尼請你們跟我們一起躲避洪水
我寧願暴死街頭, 這我可以安排
真逗!
我跟我的兩個弟弟說幾句話
艾麗, 你瘋了嘛, 我們不跟他們走!
聽著, 要只在晚上趕路我們會來不及
這些傢伙能在路上保護我們, 怎麼樣?
你幹嗎邀請他們?
因為, 你們也許是世界上最後兩頭毛象! 言之有理
對不起, 我幾時參加兩情一線牽了?
我和弟弟們很高興和你們一起走
只要你們對我們客氣點
瞧瞧, 他對我們是什麼態度嘛
也許出發前我們可以吃點小點心
想跟我們過招? 那就來吧!
萬歲!
我來抓他
後退! 後退!
爆個猛料, 我們帶著病菌呢!
好吧!
多虧了希德, 我們要一路同行了
不管願意不願意, 我們將是一個幸福的大家庭
我來做爸爸, 艾麗來做媽媽, 迪亞戈做叔叔
哪個小孩讓我不爽, 就會被他吃掉
快出發吧, 趁腳下的大地還沒裂開
我還以為肥佬的脾氣都是很溫和的
我不是肥佬, 是這些毛讓我顯得塊頭大, 我是長毛
好吧! 就是肥嘛
各位, 逃難躲洪水, 是減肥瘦身的絕佳時機
減肥營養餐, 托尼奉獻!
喂, 女士, 你體型肥碩, 象個多毛怪!
想不想去掉些贅肉呀, 嗯?
我做夢都想!
別聽他胡扯, 韋拉! 你已經瘦得跟蘆柴棒似的
我還有一貼良方能治你的眼疾, 我的瞎子朋友
照這進度可不行
艾麗, 沒事的! 你趕緊把偽裝卸了吧, 很安全!
好吧! 安全嗎? 才怪呢!
‘嘩啦’, 艾迪, 你們偵查一下
看見什麼了? 周遭沒有敵情, 傻瓜
收到, 19, 完畢! 收到, 維克多
各位! 一切清楚
老鷹!
你們在幹嘛? 在裝死啊
曼尼, 你怎麼不這樣? 因為我是毛象
賞你吃的你就做, 對嗎?
飛走了嗎?
你們安全了, 起來吧
哎喲, 媽呀, 要不是你們在
那老鷹准會沖下來把我叼去當晚餐, 維爾頓表哥就這下場
哎喲, 我可真同情你, 真的
你們這物種就剩你一頭了, 這種滋味我真是沒法想像!
我不是最後一頭
你真是非常非常勇敢
你做得對, 別放棄希望
艾麗?
你看我們的腳印
形狀是一樣的
也許那不是你的腳印呢?
那麼
看看我們的影子, 配成對了
說得對, 確實一樣
你一定也是個負鼠
你想得美!
迪亞戈! 就連大陸漂移的速度都比你快, 快點, 我們得趕上大夥!
嗨! 別鬧了!
別唧唧哇哇的, 就像大老虎, 找點樂子吧!
這冰已經夠薄了, 經不住你們這麼鬧騰
得了, 迪亞戈, 冰是挺薄
可足以承受一頭十噸的毛象, 和一頭九噸的“負鼠”
落水求救!
艾麗, 快起來! 你再裝死, 就死定了
看著我!
迪亞戈!
走呀, 迪亞戈! 快走!
這會有點疼
那到底是什麼鬼東西?
不知道, 不過, 從現在起, 地面安全, 水面不安全
我還是頭一會看見這麼勇敢的行為
這只是小意思
我可不是誇你, 對負鼠來說, 勇敢就是笨
對, 我們是孬種, 蔫了吧嘰的
也許毛象之所以滅絕就是因為他們太喜歡玩命了
以後該學會逃命
精闢呀! 多謝你的指教!
助人為樂嘛!
她居然說這話? ‘勇敢就是笨, 以後該學會逃命’
太讓人惱火, 頑固不化, 目光短淺
哎喲! 你喜歡她嘍!
我才不呢
放心吧, 你的秘密我保守, 哦, 還有你的
什麼秘密?
你忘了? 就是你不會游泳!
真是荒唐透頂
好啊, 可周圍的一切都在融化
你的那些恐懼也遲早要面對
快…到了
OK! 準備好了嗎? 好了!
滾起來!
等等我!
?不住車了! 我們呆會兒見!
那麼, 你真覺得她配我正合適?
當然, 她超級搞笑, 你超級悶蛋
她讓你完整
嘿! 曼尼!
你能用樹把我射進池塘嗎?
不行! 噢! 來嘛!
你這種態度怎麼能討艾麗的歡心
我不想討她歡心!
那你幹嘛拚命勸她相信她是毛象?
因為她本來就是毛象! 是毛象就不能是負鼠, 不可能二合一!
恰恰相反, 我的好兄弟
二合一的有牛蛙、有鷲鷹, 還有斑鳩
那小子會纏著你, 你要是答應他那我們就省心了
那麼你要我怎麼做呢?
把樹往後拉, 把我射進池塘
這挺懸的
好吧, 你要是那麼無能, 我去找艾麗
不不不不! 我能行! 我能行!
來呀!
這你以前玩過嗎? 玩過無數次了
再遠些
好極了!
發射!
我飛了!
我相信我能飛!
‘嘩啦’!
‘嘩啦’, ‘嘩啦’,‘嘩啦’你沒事吧?
怎麼回事? 曼尼用樹枝把他射成這樣
你懂什麼呀? 他說他能行
那你就聽他的了?
‘嘩啦’! 你可不能死呀! 不能走進死亡之光
這兒需要我幫忙嗎? 你已經幫夠了
現在開心了?
‘嘩啦’,‘嘩啦’, 別離開我
你走了, 誰來保護我?
你走了, 誰來陪我一起闖禍?
你走了, 誰還會再跟我滾進那糞堆?
有糞堆?
等等! 我的腿! 我能站了!
他能站了!
我能跑了! 他能跑了! 真是奇跡!
哈裡路亞!
怎麼說呢? 男孩子們給我的生活帶來點刺激
你們倆死定了!
別打臉!
她其實不錯
瘋瘋癲癲, 傻傻的, 不過挺可愛
那又怎麼樣?
是什麼讓你這麼猶豫?
我的家人
你可以重新有個家
不, 希德! 這不行!
好吧, 好吧, 考慮一下吧!
你錯過這機會, 那就是讓毛象滅絕
這實在是…實在是很自私!
我想他就快被我說服了
等等, 等等, 我來了。 你太慢了
要幫忙嗎?
不, 不, 我只是喘口氣
你被卡住了 我沒有
那好, 我們走!
不行
我被卡住了
你不覺得象這樣把它們卷起來, 會更容易些嗎?
艾麗?
這地方我記得
其實, 我心裡明白和他們不一樣
我比其它負鼠還是大那麼一點
好吧, 大很多
現在我明白負鼠男孩們為什麼對我沒興趣
真太可惜了, 因為就一頭毛象而言, 你…
挺那個
哪個?
嗯, 這…
挺迷人的
真的嗎?
當然!
我哪迷人來著?
我不知道
好吧, 是你的嗯
屁屁
它怎麼樣?
它…
很大?
哦, 盡說好聽的!
不, 不不不不! 我是說真的! 它超大!
我從沒見過這麼大的屁屁!
說得人家心花怒放的
今天可真神了, 早上醒來我還是負鼠
而現在, 我成了毛象
曼尼和艾麗今天飛速發展
的確
是呀, 一開始舉棋不定, 現在單刀直入
來電了, 挺勇敢, 啊! 他能直面恐懼!
這我不清楚, 劍齒虎沒有恐懼
得了, 所有動物都有恐懼
所以我們才會不同於…石頭, 石頭沒有恐懼
一下就沉了
你想說什麼?
說來也許你會吃驚, 其實我也曾體驗過恐懼
不會吧! 你?
是呀, 是呀, 雖然有些不可思議
可樹懶還是有天敵的, 他們想傷害
或者說殺害我們
總有原因吧
主要是嫉妒唄, 不過說到底, 恐懼是天生的
獵物才會有恐懼
如果你怕水, 你就會變成水的獵物
只管跳進去, 相信你的直覺
大多數動物從小就會游泳
對老虎來說, 游泳就象肚子貼著地
朝著無助的獵物爬去
只是速度更快!
我抓! 我踢! 我抓! 我踢!
我向獵物靠近! 我抓! 我踢!
現在我回頭看看是不是有誰跟著我, 然後呼吸
慢慢靠近, 慢慢靠近, 我慢…
我掉下去了
糾正一下, 你沉下去了, 就像石頭一樣
我們玩點帶勁的, 比如打滾?
還是這麼撞來撞去的
抱歉, 我居然有那麼大的力氣
艾麗, 你知不知道, 你和我能保住我們的物種?
是嗎? 我們怎麼做?
嗯, 那樣做
你是說
不不不! 別誤會! 我剛當上毛象沒多久, 你就想打我的主意?
我可沒說…暫時不會! 可終究會的!
我的意思是, 這是我們的責任
什麼?
我說錯話了! 你很漂亮, 可我們剛認識
做那個是責任? 完全是履行職責?
你準備為了拯救你的物種, 而作出你個人的犧牲!
那你給我聽好了, 你今晚別想做拯救者! 以後也休想!
情況怎麼樣了?
嗯, 不錯!
好啦! 我們走!
白天我們跟著你們走, 夜裡你們跟著我們走
可, 夜裡我們看不見
那就享受洪水吧!
我連看都不想看他
變態佬!
交朋友, 你走到哪兒都是這麼交朋友的?
小心! 有樹樁
現在沒了
我…我還以為能一起走!
‘嘩啦’, 問毛象為什麼那麼想
艾麗說你是一個混球, 叫你滾開
她沒說, 哎喲!
也許我們可以多交流一下, 哎喲!
告訴他, 我這會需要一點私人空間
她叫你跳進湖裡去
負鼠是至尊!
他的話我都能聽見
那又怎麼樣, 給你頒獎?
別亂動!
謝謝
曼尼! 艾麗! 鼻子勾住
快!
‘嘩啦’! 艾迪! 抓住那崖架!
真逗, 拜託說點正經的
只管照做
別了, 艾迪 別了,‘嘩啦’
別了, 艾麗
快! 快去!
我很抱歉, 我那些話如果讓你不開心了
什麼意思? 什麼如果?
確實讓她不開心! 你應該說確實!
我是說確實! 確實讓你不開心了!
你的反應也太過頭了
什麼! 收回這話! 別不管我們的死活
等一下, 他說的有道理
毫無道理! 完全是個誤會! 真是麻木不仁!
趕快道歉!
憑什麼? 她就是反應過頭
道歉就行了! 不!
道歉!
對不起!
什麼?
他說得對, 我是反應過頭了
別再說了, 不然我就過去親手把你推下去!
我抓住了!
曼尼! 艾麗! 快跑! 快跑!
這一下, 我們總算一起做了件事
別理我, 我在這掛著挺好
還記得過去的好日子嗎?
哪些好日子?
就是昨天, 上星期
那時萬物生長, 大地在我們腳下
是呀, 的確是黃金歲月
負鼠是負鼠, 毛像是毛象
我們還是睡吧!
是呀! 禿鷲說, 明天就是我們的死期
請等一下
要幫忙嗎?
這才是我說的尊重!
真妙!
這兒有人喜歡我希德!
這裝潢是誰搞的? 實在是太經典了
火王, 您請
火王
是呀, 我的無限潛能, 的確應該得到認可了
那就開始! 點火!
等一下讓那些傢伙看看我多威風
這不是特大好事就是特大壞事
跳! 跳! 跳!
我是火王, 為什麼要殺火王?
如果殺了火王, 你們將受一千年的惡咒!
地球中超熱的岩漿正在湧向地殼
是數千年以來形成的冰層融化
你們是高級物種, 我們聯手一起能想出辦法
早就想好了, 用火王來奠祭
這太低級了
值得一試
他是惡咒!
水! 水!
跟你說了, 睡覺前別喝水
這不是我尿的! 我沒尿多少
出什麼事了? 我們睡過頭了, 得趕緊走
萬一我們是最後的生物呢? 我們得在地球上繁衍生命!
繁衍? 這兒只有我們哥幾個和姐姐
嗨!
曼尼! 昨晚的事你們一定猜不到
我敢打賭說你一定是夢遊了
我被一個迷你樹懶部落綁架
這麼離譜的事誰猜得出
他們敬拜我
雖然隨後他們把我朝火炕裡扔, 可他們敬拜我
希德, 你在做夢! 走吧, 水位升得比我們走得快!
聽我說嘛, 我被綁架了
我被他們敬拜…夥計們!
好吧!
能不能走慢一點?
我快要死了
我只是打個比方!
他們蹲在那, 看著我們
但願我知道他們在想什麼
食物, 誘人的美食
我們好想親口嘗嘗
一日三頓吃大餐
我們最愛的食物
想想毛象肉排有多香!
煎, 烤或是燉
色香味美, 令人垂涎
美食誘人流口水
面對美食
清蒸負鼠加紅酒
樹懶燒肉湯
尖牙老虎清燉羹
何必整天只吃雞鴨
美食當前, 魔奇無比
美食當前, 誘惑難擋
美食, 美食
將死獸剝皮抽筋
臭肉爛骨滿口嚼
很快就吃得肚子圓
想想那些腐爛肉
我們就滿心歡喜
美食, 讓人十指大動
美食誘人垂涎三尺
誘人美食讓人醉
魔奇美食
誘人
美食
好啦, 他們的想法你知道了
要美味佳餚
希德!
幹嘛? 琅琅上口
我們到了! 這下禿鷲可傻眼了
只是些熱水和蒸汽, 沒什麼大不了?
我下面也開始噴泉了, 好臭
好了, 走吧
曼尼, 快回來! 那兒就象個雷區
只有這一條路能走! 快穿過去!
穿過去? 我們還想保住身上的毛皮呢! 謝謝
我們掉頭饒點路, 那樣安全
不! 沒時間了, 水壩很快會被炸開, 我們會被淹死!
硬穿過去就會粉身碎骨
必須往前! 必須後退!
往前! 後退!
我能說兩句嗎? 不!
你真是頑固不化, 死心眼不開竅!
這剛好證明了我的確是毛象
走吧
行啊
怎麼說呢, 淹死好像是比較舒服的死法!
可粉身碎骨算是, 暴死
他一定會送命的
曼尼! 等等! 曼尼!
孩子們, 看! 最後一頭毛象!
聽說你要滅絕了!
勇敢就是笨! 不能兩樣都是
她覺得你是混蛋!
你的快樂大家庭在哪?
萬一我真的是最後一頭毛象呢?
你怎麼回事?
曼尼! 快點! 我們快跑! 快!
那邊走!
請照看好自己的孩子
所有未受照看的孩子將被吃掉
見過一頭毛象嗎? 抱歉, 沒有!
見過一頭毛象嗎? 沒見過
負鼠? 身高十一尺左右
夥計, 見過一頭毛象嗎? 當然啊, 而且超大!
在哪兒? 我眼前
不是我!
他不知道自己是毛象
哪都找不到艾麗!
也許她已經上船了!
快! 這邊! 快! 快跑!
在那兒!
快跑啊!
推!
你們倆走吧!
我們決不丟下你!
不走也得走!
艾麗, 你放心, 我們去求救!
你先呆在這!
廢話!
幫幫我們! 救命!
來救我們呀! 曼尼!
曼尼! 艾麗!
艾麗她被困在洞裡了!
艾麗!
曼尼!
救命啊!
我來救你們!
笨蛋! 誰來救他呢?
你真得刷牙了!
好吧
往水裡, 跳!
快! 懦夫! 快跳呀!
你能行!
救命啊!
沖進水裡! 我不是你的獵物
我不是你的獵物!
沖進水裡, 追捕獵物!
我抓! 我踢!
連寶寶都會, 加油!
我抓! 我踢!
我在追捕獵物!
你成功了, 夥計! 那水被你打敗了!
小意思, 大多數動物自小就會游泳
可老虎不會, 我故意沒說
他在那兒!
艾麗, 快抓住我!
曼尼! 小心你後面
他們在那兒
他們安全了!
還以為再也見不到你了!
保住性命了!
又沒命了!
我就是不走!
爺爺, 別抓住船了! 洪水已經退了!
這船歸我了!
快呀! 我們走! 快快快, 走吧!
斯圖! 我們成功了, 命保住了!
反正, 我的命是保住了
我在琢磨開一所游泳學校, 校名就是‘希德魷魚’
火王萬歲! 萬萬歲!
大家好!
嗨! 好啊!
火王趕走了洪水!
請加入我們, 至高無上的火焰王者
這事可急不得! 你們的條件很優惠
可火王已經承諾在先
他的族群需要他
他就像粘粘稠稠的強力膠
把我們粘在一塊
他建立了這集體
缺了他可不行
此話當真?
我可沒說摟摟抱抱
什麼都別問
我們不再是最後的毛象了!
你不來了?
你想跟他們一起走?
我是毛象啊!
我應該跟毛象在一起, 你說呢?
是啊, 除非
除非?
除非, 我
我只是想說
我得告訴你
希望你能找到你尋找的一切
你也是
曼尼?
我們認識後你變得成熟多了, 當然我功不可沒
可你得學會忘記過去, 這樣才能擁有未來
去追她吧
沒關係
我們永遠心連心
我會保持聯絡
你是好哥們, 說完了, 你走吧! 快閃!
我們的曼尼長大嘍!
艾麗!
曼尼!
艾麗! 我不希望我們在一起是勉強湊合
希望我們在一起是你情我願, 我是真心想跟你在一起
那麼, 你的意思呢?
曼尼, 我還以為
你配我已經夠格了
就剩你和我了
兩個光棍在荒野裡晃蕩
好啊, 可我不會背你, 我還是有尊嚴的
行了! 哥們, 看在老交情的份上
我來背他
你們的隊伍走了, 我們出發
曼尼, 你更喜歡誰? 我還是迪亞戈?
迪亞戈, 你差遠了
哈哈! 我說吧
曼尼, 對自己的孩子要公平
他不是我孩子, 連我的狗都算不上
要是我有條狗, 那狗有小狗崽, 小狗崽有只寵物, 那才是希德
我能養狗嗎? 曼尼。 不行
艾麗, 我能養狗嗎? 當然可以, 小心肝
艾麗, 你我都不能寵他
我救了你, 小兄弟!
別激動, 我救了你, 小兄弟, 記得嗎?
(劇終)
This global warming is killing me.
This is too hot, the Ice Age was too cold.
What would it take to make you happy?
This I like.
Oh, no, you won't catch me.
No running, James. Camp rules.
Make me, sloth.
Make me, sir. It's all about respect.
Water ball.
Sammy, you just ate. Wait an hour. Hector, no, no, no, you can't pee-pee there.
OK, there is fine. Ashley, stop picking your…
Rinata!
Stop! You're supposed to wear blindfolds.
OK.
– Hey, it's my turn to hit the sloth. – Mine.
– Mine.
Hey, you didn't have any candy in you.
– Let's bury him. – Yeah!
Hey, whoa. Who said you kids could torture the sloth?
Manny, don't squash their creativity.
Hey, Manny, Diego, my bad mammals-jammals.
Wanna give a sloth a hand?
Look, I opened my camp. "Campo del Sid." It means Camp of Sid.
Congratulations. You're now an idiot in two languages.
Not in front of the k-i-d-z. These little guys love me. Right, Billy?
Don't make me eat you.
They kid. That's why they're called kids.
I told you, Sid. You're not qualified to run a camp.
What do qualifications have to do with childcare?
Besides, these kids look up to me. I'm a role model to them.
I can see that.
You guys never think I can do anything, but I'm an equal member of this herd.
I made this herd, so you need to start treating me with some respect.
– Come on, Sid. – Sid, we were just kidding.
Hey, let's play pin-the-tail-on-the-mammoth.
Yeah!
Sid!
I can do stuff.
Won't give me their stupid respect.
I'll show them.
And so, in the end, the little burro reached his mommy.
And they lived happily ever after.
– Good job. – Question.
Why does the burro go home? Why doesn't he stay with the rabbits?
Because… Because he wanted to be with his family.
He should go with the girl burro. That's a better love story.
OK, well, when you tell your burro story, that's what he'll do.
Burro is a demeaning name. Technically, it's called a wild ass.
Fine. The wild ass boy came home to his wild ass mother.
See, that's why I called it a burro.
Could the burro have a grazing problem? Then he'd be more relatable.
– Boring. – It's not believable.
– Do burros eat their young? – It's not a good ending.
Sometimes I throw up.
They lived happily ever after. You can't get more satisfying than that.
One big, happy family. That's the way it's supposed to be.
Where's your big, happy family?
Then the hungry tiger ate the pesky little kids.
– You OK, buddy? – Sure. Why not?
– I thought… – Story time's over. The end.
– Run for your lives! – Where's everybody going?
– The world's coming to an end. – What are you talking about?
Fast Tony, he says the world's gonna flood.
Folks, I hold in my hand a device so powerful,
it can actually pull air right out of the sky.
Yeah, right.
Gather round, gather round.
Pardon me, do you have gills, ma'am?
So you can't breathe underwater?
My assistant here will demonstrate.
Hey, I can smell the ocean.
What are you doing? I can't sell that now.
You suck air through your mouth, you moron.
Through its design and sturdy construction,
you'll have plenty of air for eons to come.
Of course, results may vary.
Why are you scaring everybody with this doomsday stuff?
I'm trying to make a living here, pal.
It's my weather forecast. The five-day outlook calls for intense flooding
followed by the end of the world.
And a slight chance of patchy sunshine later in the week.
Come on, don't listen to him. Fast Tony would sell his own mother for a grape.
Are you making an offer? I mean, no, I would not.
Haven't you heard? The ice is melting.
You see this ground, it's covered in ice.
A thousand years ago, it was covered in ice.
A thousand years from now, it will still be ice.
Say, buddy, not to cast aspersions on your survival instincts or nothing,
but haven't mammoths pretty much gone extinct?
– What are you talking about? – About you being the last of your kind.
Your breath smells like ants.
Be that as it may, when's the last time you saw another mammoth?
Don't pay any attention to him.
Mammoths can't go extinct. They're the biggest things on Earth.
What about the dinosaurs?
The dinosaurs got cocky and made enemies.
Look. Some idiot's going down the Eviscerator.
Please tell me that's not our idiot.
OK, I'm gonna jump on the count of three.
One,
two…
Sid, don't move a muscle. We're coming up.
Jump! Jump! Jump!
Sorry.
Two and three one-thousandths, two and four one-thousandths…
Sid, what are you doing? Get down from there.
No. I'm gonna be the first to jump off the Eviscerator
and then you guys are gonna have to show me some respect.
The only respect you'll get is respect for the dead.
Come on, Manny, he's not that stupid.
– But I've been wrong before. – Geronimo!
Hey, watch it.
I can't breathe. I think I just coughed up my spleen.
– Diego, retract the claws, please. – Right. Sorry.
If I didn't know you better, Diego, I'd think you were afraid of the water.
OK, OK. Good thing I know you better.
Guys.
Fast Tony was right.
Everything is melting.
It's all gonna flood. Come on, we gotta warn them.
Maybe we can rapidly evolve into water creatures.
– That's genius, Sid. – Call me Squid.
This whole thing's a piece of junk. I can't believe I live here.
What?
Forget reeds. I present you with this revolutionary gizmo we call bark.
– It's so buoyant, it actually floats. – I'll show you something that floats.
All right, it's your funeral.
See? This is exactly what I'm talking about.
Giants balls of furry lava
the size of mammoths raining from the sky.
Go suck air through a reed.
– Listen to him. He's right about the flood. – I am? I mean, yes, I am.
Wait. You said there wasn't going to be a flood. Why should we listen to you?
Because we saw what's up there.
The dam's gonna break. The entire valley's gonna flood.
Flood's real, all right. And it's coming fast.
Look around. You're in a bowl.
Bowl's gonna fill up. Ain't no way out.
What are we gonna do?
Unless you make it to the end of the valley.
There's a boat. It can save you.
– I don't see anything. – But
y'all better hurry.
Ground's melting, walls tumbling, rocks crumbling.
Survive that and you'll be racing the water,
cos in three days' time, it's gonna hit the geyser fields.
Boom!
There is some good news, though.
The more of you die,
the better I eat.
I didn't say it was good news for you.
He must have been a real pleasure to have in class.
Dam.
All right, you heard the scary vulture. Let's move out.
Manny, you really think there's a boat?
I don't know, but in a few days, this place is gonna be underwater.
If there's any hope, it's that way.
Manny, let's go.
Overturned glyptodont in the far right lane. Traffic backed up as far as the eye can see.
And it looks like there might be a fatality.
I call the dark meat.
Come on, everybody, let's go. Come on, come, come, come. Get in.
– Come on, Grandpa, come on. – We have to go.
Well, I'm not leaving.
I was born in this hole and I'll die in this hole.
Do we have to bring this crap?
– I'm sure there's crap where we're going. – This was a gift from my mother.
OK, keep it moving, keep it moving.
Manny, I just heard you're going extinct.
Hey, if you ever master hygiene, try working on sensitivity.
– I'm not going extinct. – Kids, look. The last mammoth.
Well, you probably won't see another one of those again.
See?
OK, one, two, three… Where is James?
Stu. Come on, Stu.
Let's blow this ice-cube stand.
Stu.
Folks, be the first in the valley to have your very own mobile home.
– Shut up, Sid. – OK.
Stop singing, Sid.
Sid, I'm going to fall on you again and this time I will kill you.
OK, someone doesn't like the classics.
What if you're right?
What if I am the last mammoth?
But Manny, look at the bright side, you have us.
Not your most persuasive argument, Sid.
– Mammoths? – I knew I couldn't be the last one.
I felt it in my gut.
Extinct? Come on.
He's up by a couple of fifths, ahead by a tusk.
And he's beating Diego as Diego's coming round the corner.
Sorry. My stomach hates me.
Well, don't that put the "stink" in extinction?
Nasty.
Manny.
I need to be alone for a while.
You go on ahead. I'll catch up.
One truly is the loneliest number.
These work great.
Cool.
– Missed me, now you gotta kiss me. – I'll get them.
– Which end is up? – I'd hide that face too.
– Hey, ugly. – I gotta sit on that.
Gotcha.
OK, I'm going in.
– Sid. – What?
– Nice miss. – Cover your side.
– I felt some breeze in that one. – Smile.
– Out of my way. – Hello.
Over here.
– Surrender? – Never.
Cool.
Smoke them.
If anyone asks, there were 50 of them and they were rattlesnakes.
– Here, kitty, kitty. – Big mistake, you miscreants.
Miscreants?
Diego, they're possums.
Retreat.
I guess it's just you and me now.
I knew it. I knew I wasn't the only one.
Everyone falls out of the tree now and then. They just don't admit it.
Wait. What?
Some of us have a tough time holding on to branches.
It's not like we're bats or something. We don't have wings to keep us up.
And you were in the tree because…
I was looking for my brothers. They are always in trouble.
Brothers? You mean there's more?
Sure.
– There's lots of us. – Where?
Everywhere. Under rocks. In holes in the ground.
Usually we come out at night so birds don't carry us off.
Help! Help!
Help!
Well, shave me down and call me a mole rat.
You found another mammoth.
Where? Wait a minute. I thought mammoths were extinct.
– What are you looking at me for? – I don't know. Because you're a mammoth.
Me? Don't be ridiculous. I'm not a mammoth. I'm a possum.
Right. Good one. I'm a newt. This is my friend, the badger.
And my other friend, the platypus.
Why do I gotta be the platypus? Make him the platypus.
– This guy giving you trouble, sis? – Sis?
That's right. These are my brothers. Possum, possum, possum.
I don't think her tree goes all the way to the top branch.
Manny, brink of extinction's a bad time to be picky.
Hey, she should come with us.
Are you insane? No way.
OK.
Manny wants me to ask you if you'd like to escape the flood with us.
– I'd rather be road kill. – That can be arranged.
Funny. Let me have a little word with my brothers.
Ellie, are you crazy? We're not going with them.
Look, we'll never make it in time if we only travel at night.
These guys can protect us out in the open. What do you say?
Why did you invite them?
Cos you might be the only two mammoths left on Earth.
– He has a point. – Sorry, when did I join this dating service?
My brothers and I would be delighted to come with you.
If you treat us nicely.
See that? That's the total opposite of nice.
Maybe we'll have a snack before we hit the road.
You want a piece of us? Let's go.
Banzai!
– I got them. – Back! Back!
You know the best part? We're carrying diseases.
OK, thanks to Sid, we're now traveling together.
And like it or not, we're going to be one big, happy family.
I'll be the daddy, Ellie will be the mommy.
And Diego will be the uncle who eats the kids who get on my nerves.
Now, let's move it before the ground falls out from under our feet.
I thought fat guys were supposed to be jolly.
I'm not fat. It's this fur, it makes me look big.
– It's poofy. – OK.
He's fat.
Escaping the flood is the perfect time to shed those unsightly pounds
with Fast Tony's Disaster Diet.
You, ma'am, you look like a big, fat, hairy beast.
How would you like to lose a ton or two?
Would I ever.
Don't listen to him, Vera. You're already thin as a twig.
I also have the perfect cure for your eyesight, my blind friend.
We'll never make it at this pace.
Ellie, it's OK, you can lose the camouflage. You're safe.
OK. Safe? Please.
Crash, Eddie, you two go scope it out.
– What you got? – Perimeter all clear.
– Roger that. One-niner, over. – Roger, over, victor…
– Guys. – All clear.
Hawk!
– What are you doing? – Playing dead.
– Manny, why don't you do that? – Because I'm a mammoth.
But you'd do it for treats, right?
Is he gone?
You're safe. Get up.
Man.
If you weren't here,
that hawk would have swooped down and snatched me for dinner.
That's how cousin Wilton went.
Boy, I really feel for you. I do.
I can't even imagine what it'd be like to be the last one of your species.
– I'm not the last one. – You brave, brave soul.
That's right. Don't give up hope.
Ellie.
Look at our footprints.
They're the same shape.
Well, how do I know those aren't your footprints?
Well, then,
look at our shadows.
We match.
You're right. They're the same.
You must be part possum.
You wish.
Diego, there are whole continents moving faster than you.
We gotta catch up with the others.
Hey. Knock it off.
Cry me a river, blubber-tooth tiger. Have some fun.
The ice is thin enough without you two wearing it down.
Diego, come on. The ice may be thin,
but it's strong enough to hold a ten-ton mammoth and a nine-ton possum.
Mammal overboard!
Ellie, get up. If you play dead, you'll be dead.
Look at me.
Diego.
Come on, Diego. Come on.
This may sting a little.
– What in the animal kingdom was that? – I don't know.
From now on, land, safe, water, not safe.
That was the bravest thing I've ever seen.
– It was nothing. I… – It's not a compliment.
To a possum, bravery is just dumb.
– Yeah, we're spineless. – Lily-livered.
Maybe mammoths are going extinct because they get in danger.
Maybe you should run away more.
Good point. Thanks for the advice.
Happy to help.
Do you believe her? "Bravery is dumb. Maybe you should run away more."
She's infuriating and stubborn and narrow-minded.
You like her.
– I do not. – Don't worry. Your secret's safe with me.
– And so is yours. – What secret?
You know, the one where you can't swim.
– That's ridiculous. – Fine. But we're living in a melting world.
You're going to have to face your fear sooner or later.
Almost there.
– OK. Ready, Eddie? – Set.
Let's roll.
Wait for me.
No brakes. Gotta roll. Meet you at the other end.
So you think she's the girl for me?
Yeah. She's tons of fun and you're no fun at all.
She completes you.
Yeah.
Hey, Manny. Can you pull back the tree and shoot me into the pond?
– No. – Come on.
– You expect to impress with that attitude? – I don't want to impress.
Why are you trying to convince her she's a mammoth?
Because that's what she is. I don't care if she thinks she's a possum.
– You can't be two things. – Au contraire, Man-fered.
Tell that to the bullfrog, chicken hawk or turtledove.
He's never gonna let up on you.
It'll be easier on all of us if you just go with it.
– So what do you want me to do? – Pull the tree and shoot me into the pond.
I don't know.
If you're too lame to do it, we can get Ellie.
No, no, no. No, I can do it. I can do it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, come on.
– Have you done this before? – Only a million times.
Farther, farther, farther.
Perfect. Fire!
Yeah! I can fly!
Crash!
Crash! Crash!
– Crash, are you OK? – What happened?
– Manny shot him out of a tree. – What's wrong with you?
– He said he could do it. – And you listened to him?
Crash, whatever you do, don't go into the light.
Can I help in any way here?
You've done enough.
– Are you happy now? – Crash, Crash, don't leave me.
Who's gonna watch my back?
Who's gonna be my wingman of mayhem?
Who's gonna roll in that dung patch with me?
Dung patch?
– Wait. My legs. I can stand. – He can stand.
– I can run. – He can run. It's a miracle.
Hallelujah!
What can I say? They're boys. They make my life a little adventure.
You guys are so dead. Thanks for embarrassing me.
Not the face.
Ellie, Ellie, me too.
She's not half bad.
Crazy and confused, but sweet.
So?
So what's holding you back?
My family.
You can have that again, you know.
No, Sid, I can't.
OK, OK, but think about it. I mean, if you let this chance go,
you're letting your whole species go and that's just… That's just selfish.
I think I'm starting to get through to him.
– Wait, wait. I got you. – Slowpoke.
– Need help? – No, no. Just catching my breath.
– You're stuck. – I am not.
All right, then, let's go.
I can't.
I'm stuck.
Don't you think that picking them up like this would be easier?
Ellie?
I know this place.
You know, deep down, I knew I was different.
I was a little bigger than the other possum kids.
OK, a lot bigger.
Now I understand why the possum boys didn't find me appealing.
That's too bad, because as far as mammoths go, you're,
– you know. – What?
Attractive.
– Really? – Sure.
What about me is attractive?
I don't know.
Well, there's your
butt.
What about it?
It's
big.
You're just saying that.
No, no, no, I mean it.
It's huge. Biggest darn butt I've ever seen.
That is really sweet.
What a crazy day.
This morning I woke up a possum and now I'm a mammoth.
Boy, Manny sure took a big leap with Ellie today.
Sure did.
He stood on the shore of uncertainty and dove right in. Splash.
Kind of brave, huh? The way he faced his fear.
I wouldn't know. Sabers don't feel fear.
Come on, all animals feel fear. It's what separates us from, say, rocks.
Rocks have no fear.
– And they sink. – What are you getting at, Sid?
It may surprise you to know that I, too, have experienced fear.
No. You?
Yeah. Yes, as impossible as it seems,
the sloth has natural enemies that would like to harm or otherwise "kill" us.
– I wonder why? – Jealousy, mostly.
But the point is that fear is natural.
Fear is for prey.
Well, then, you're letting the water make you its prey.
Just jump in and trust your instincts.
You know, most animals can swim as babies.
And for a tiger, it's like crawling on your belly to stalk helpless prey.
But faster, OK? Now, claw, kick, claw, kick.
I'm stalking the prey. Claw, kick.
I look back over my shoulder to see if I'm being followed.
And I'm breathing.
And I'm stalking and I'm stalking and I'm…
– I'm falling. – Correction. You're sinking.
Kind of like a rock.
Hey, do we do any special tricks like roll over?
Or do we just throw our weight around?
Whoops. Sorry.
I don't know my own strength yet.
Ellie, do you realize that now we have a chance to save our species?
– Really? How are we gonna do that? – Well, you know…
Did you just…
I'm not a mammoth for five minutes and you're hitting on me?
I wasn't saying… Not right now. In time.
I was just saying that it's our responsibility.
What?
All right, that came out wrong. I…
You're very pretty, but we just met…
Responsibility? Just doing your duty? Is that it?
Ready to make the ultimate sacrifice to save your species.
I got some news for you. You're not saving the species tonight or any other night.
– So, how did it go? – Not bad.
OK, let's go. We traveled with you all day, now you're coming with us at night.
But we can't see at night.
Then enjoy the flood.
I can't even look at him.
Pervert.
Making friends everywhere you go. Just making friends.
– Watch out, there's a stump. – Not anymore.
I thought we could walk together.
Crash, ask the mammoth why he thinks that.
She said she thinks you're a jerk and to go away.
She didn't say…
Look, maybe if we spend more time…
Tell him that I need a little personal space right now.
– She said go jump in a lake. – And possums rule.
– I can hear her, you know. – What do you want? A medal?
Stop moving.
Thank you.
Manny, Ellie. Lock trunks.
Now!
Crash, Eddie. Grab on to that ledge.
– Funny. Now what's your real plan? – Just do it.
– Bye, Eddie. – Bye, Crash.
– Bye, Ellie. – Go now.
I'm sorry if what I said before offended you.
What do you mean "if it offended me?
That it offended her!
I mean that, that it offended you.
– You just overreacted, that's all. – What?
– Take it back. – There are other lives at stake here.
– He's got a point. – He's got nothing.
– It was a misunderstanding. – It was insensitive.
– Apologize. – Why me? She overreacted.
– Just apologize. – No.
– Do it. – OK, I'm sorry.
What?
– He's right. I overreacted. – You mean…
Not another word or I'll come down there and push you over myself.
I got it. I got it.
I got it.
Manny, Ellie, run! Run!
I guess we finally did something right together.
Hey, don't mind me. Just hanging off the edge of a cliff here.
– Remember the good old days? – Which good old days?
You know. Yesterday, last week.
Back when the trees went up and down and the ground stayed under our feet.
Yep. Those were the good days.
Possums were possums and mammoths were mammoths.
– We should get some sleep. – Yeah.
Tomorrow's the day the vulture said we're all going to die.
Wait a minute.
Can I help you?
Now, that's what I call respect.
Nice.
Somebody here likes Sid.
Who is your decorator? I mean, this is fabulous.
Fire King.
Fire King? Well, you know, it's about time someone recognized my true potential.
Let there be fire.
If only the guys could see me now.
This is either really good or really bad.
No, no, no.
Me Fire King. Why kill Fire King?
A thousand years' bad juju for killing Fire King.
Super-heated rock from Earth's core is surging to the crust,
melting ice built up over thousands of years.
You're a very advanced race. Together, we can look for a solution.
We have one, sacrifice the Fire King.
– Well, that's not very advanced. – Worth a shot.
No! No!
Bad juju!
Water? Water!
– Crash, I told you not to drink before bed. – I didn't do this. At least, not all of it.
– What's happening? – We overslept. We need to move.
What if we're the last creatures left alive? We'll have to repopulate the Earth.
How? Everyone's either a dude or our sister.
Hi. Hey, Manny.
Wow. What a night. You'll never guess what happened.
You were sleepwalking.
No, no, no. I was kidnapped by a tribe of mini sloths.
– That was gonna be my second guess. – And they worshiped me.
I mean, sure, they tossed me into a flaming tar pit, but they worshiped me.
You were dreaming.
Come on, the water's rising faster than we're moving.
I'm telling you, I was kidnapped. I was worshiped. Guys.
Fine.
Can we slow down a little? I'm dying here.
It was just a figure of speech.
They just sit there, watching us.
I wish I knew what they were thinking.
There. Now you know what they were thinking.
– Sid! – What? It's catchy.
– We made it. – Yeah, we showed those scary vultures.
It's just a little hot water and steam. How bad could it be?
I just did something involuntary and messy.
OK, come on.
Manny. Get back. It's a minefield out there.
There's only one way to go. Straight through.
Straight through? We'd like to keep the fur on our bodies, thank you.
– We'll head back and go around. – There's no time.
The dam will burst before we make it. We'll drown.
If we go through this, we get blown to bits.
– We go forward. – We go back.
– Forward. – Back.
– Can I say something? – No.
– You are so stubborn and hard-headed. – Well, I guess that proves it.
I am a mammoth.
– Come on. – Fine.
I don't know. Drowning sounds like a much gentler way to go.
Blown to bits sounds so sudden.
He's going to get himself killed. Manny, wait.
Manny.
Kids, look, the last mammoth.
I just heard you're going extinct.
– You can't be two things. – She thinks you're a jerk.
Where's your big, happy family?
What's wrong with you?
Manny, come on. We gotta go. Now!
That way.
Do not leave your children unattended. All unattended children will be eaten.
– Have you seen a mammoth? – No, sorry.
– Have you seen a mammoth? – No.
Possum? About 11 foot tall?
– Hey, buddy, have you seen a mammoth? – I sure have. Big as life.
– Where? – I'm looking at him.
Not me.
Poor guy doesn't know he's a mammoth.
– I don't see her anywhere. – Maybe she's already on board.
Hurry, this way. Come on.
– There it is. – Ellie! Help!
Come on, come on, run!
Push.
– You guys gotta go. – We're not leaving you.
– I'm not asking. – Ellie, no.
Ellie, don't worry. We're going for help.
Stay here.
– Help us. – Help! Somebody help.
Manny.
– Manny. – It's Ellie, she's trapped in a cave.
Ellie.
Manny.
– Help! – I'll save you.
Great. Who's gonna save him?
You really need to brush.
OK, OK, OK. Jump in now.
Come on, 'fraidy cat. Come on.
You can do this, you can do this, you can do this.
Trust your instincts. Attack the water.
I am not your prey. I am not your prey.
I am not your prey.
Attack the water. Stalking the prey.
Claw, kick. Even babies can do it. Come on.
Claw, kick, claw, kick.
Hey. I'm stalking the prey.
Eddie.
You did it, buddy. You kicked water's butt.
Nothing to it. Most animals can swim as babies, you know.
Yeah, but not tigers. I left that part out.
There he is.
Ellie, hold on to me.
Manny, Manny, behind you.
There they are.
They made it.
We thought we'd never see you again.
We're gonna live.
We're gonna die.
Well, I'm not leaving.
Grandpa, let go of the boat. The flood's over.
– This is my boat now. – Come on, let's go. Come on, come on.
Stu. We made it. We're gonna live.
Well, I am anyway.
I'm thinking about starting a swim school.
Sid's Squids.
All hail Fire King.
Hi.
Fire King avert flood. Join us, O great and noble flaming one.
No, not so fast there, OK. You make a quality offer.
But Fire King has a prior commitment. His herd needs him.
He is the gooey, sticky stuff that holds us together.
He made this herd, and we'd be nothing without him.
– You mean it? – Sid. Sid.
That doesn't mean "want to touch".
Don't ask.
We're not the last ones anymore.
You're not coming?
You wanna go with them?
I am a mammoth.
I should probably be with a mammoth.
Don't you think?
Yeah, unless…
Unless?
Unless I…
I just wanna say…
I need to tell you…
I hope you find everything you're looking for.
You too.
Manny, you've come a long way since we met
and I'll take full credit for that,
but you need to let go of the past so you can have a future.
– Go after her. – It's OK.
We'll always be here for you.
– I'll keep in touch. – Yeah, yeah. You're a good friend.
Point made. Now, go on. Scat.
Our Manny's growing up.
Ellie! Ellie!
Manny.
Ellie, I don't want us to be together because we have to.
I want us to be together because we want to.
And I wanna be with you, Ellie.
– What do you say? – Manny, I thought you were going…
You're possum enough for me.
Well, it's just you and me now. Two bachelors knocking about in the wild.
Fine. But I'm not gonna carry you.
– I still have my pride, you know. – Come on, buddy, for old time's sake.
I'll carry him.
– But your herd's leaving. – We are now.
Shotgun!
Manny, who do you like better? Me or Diego?
– Diego. It's not even close. – Told you.
Manny, you can't choose between your kids.
He's not my kid. Not even my dog.
If I had a dog and my dog had a kid
and the dog's kid had a pet, that would be Sid.
– Can I have a dog, Manny? – No.
– Ellie, can I have a dog? – Of course you can, sweetie.
Ellie, we have to be consistent with him.
I saved you, little buddy.
Calm down. I saved you, little buddy. Remember?
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