Oh, fuck, yeah.
All right, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Ha, ha, ha.
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Oh.
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Whoa!
What the fuck are you doing?
Huh?
What, nothing?
Were you?
Pops.
Here.
What are you doing?
Why are you in bed, you fucking idiot?
I just, I've been, I haven't been feeling well.
I, um, you know, under the weather, palms are sweaty.
Fine.
I'll call you a doctor.
Then the doctor can make you feel better, and then you can get out of bed and get a fucking job.
Get out of my fucking house.
No, come on, you think we don't want to do all that.
I'm working on my, uh, fan fiction novel and it's really...
Fucking fan fiction novel.
Shut the fuck up with that.
Shut up.
Is that degreaser?
Shut up.
Stings.
Clean this fucking room up, I'm going to call you a doctor.
You can close the door.
Shut up with the fucking closed door.
Clean your fucking room.
Yeah, I...
You guys do hospitals, right?
Okay.
Can you send a doctor over for my idiot son?
No, no, he's an adult.
No, I wouldn't talk about a small kid like that.
No, he...
I don't know, there's weird noises coming out of his room.
He doesn't leave his room.
Just, I just need a doctor to see him.
Okay.
Yeah.
I'm right on sunset.
Alright, thank you.
Alright, bye.
Hi.
Hi, I'm Dr. Tyler.
Oh, where's those pants?
Ah, sorry.
Um, come on in.
Thank you.
So, um, where's the little guy?
Little guy?
Yeah.
No, that dumbass is an adult.
Didn't they tell you about that?
Oh, no.
Oh, is that okay?
Is that...
Oh, yeah.
Are you true adults?
Mm-hmm, I do.
Okay, I just want to make sure you weren't just a pediatrician.
No.
Um...
What seems to be the problem?
Um, he's just in his room all the time.
All I hear is moaning.
I have no idea.
He's either constipated or jerking off.
I couldn't tell you.
You said moaning.
What kind of moaning?
Like pain or...?
I have no idea.
He doesn't tell me anything.
He's just in his room all the time.
Okay.
Which way did you say his room was?
Um, Dunhall, first door on the left.
Okay, great.
I'll go check it out.
I'll let you go right through.
Okay, great.
Thanks.
Mm-hmm.
When you're done, I got a pain I think I need you to look at.
Very funny.
No?
All right.
Thanks.
Right there.
Yeah.
Oh, there it is.
Yes.
Ha ha ha.
Mm.
Close to the cookie.
Yeah, yeah.
Mm.
Fuck, yeah.
There we go.
Okay, we got it back.
Oh, shit.
Mm-hmm.
Oh.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Oh, good.
Okay.
Ha ha ha.
This is the one.
Mm.
Like a fucking volcano.
Let's do this.
Erupting time.
Oh!
Ha ha ha.
Ah.
You fucking people.
Just coming right in.
Happy.
Oh!
Ha ha.
Ah.
You fucking people.
Just coming right in.
Hi.
How are you?
What's...
Hmm.
What are you doing?
Ha ha.
What are you doing?
Me?
I was just...
Yeah.
I was just doing some research.
Oh.
About...
Does it look like you're sick?
Um...
Yeah, I'm totally sick, though.
Sicker.
Sick.
Really?
Who are you?
It looks like you're masturbating to some porn on your computer.
What?
That's not something I do.
That's crazy.
Really?
It looks like it.
So what are you?
Like a doctor?
Uh, I'm the doctor that your dad called.
Oh, that's just like him.
He was concerned he thought you were sick.
Well...
You know, it's him just sending somebody to come into my room and not respect my...
This is my sanctuary.
You know, this is my safe...
Do they teach knocking at medical school?
No, no, they don't.
Um, I can understand why you're upset.
I would be upset if someone interrupted me masturbating.
Um...
But, uh, what seems to be the problem here?
Is everything okay?
Well, I just, uh...
I don't know if I'm really comfortable talking about that.
Oh, it's okay.
I'm a doctor.
Well, um...
Okay, so...
Well, my girlfriend and I were over here, and, um...
You know, we were...
Having sex?
Yeah, that, and we were doing that, and, um...
I was about to, you know...
Come?
Yeah, I was gonna do that, and, um...
She...
She's on top of me, and my dad, you know, came on in the room, and I, uh...
I haven't been able to come since then, so...
Got it.
I got a case of the blue balls, and it's really frustrating, so...
Okay.
Well, uh, I don't think that's anything that you need a doctor for.
Yeah, I know.
I think what you need is a whore.
A whore?
I mean, we gotta get that come out of you one way or another.
So you're gonna go get the whore girl, I guess?
No.
Because you're not...
You're a doctor.
Um...
Hey.
Look at that.
Yeah, you don't need that.
Ah!
Oh!
Oh, fuck.
Holy shit.
Oh.
Okay.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my gosh, you went so far.
Let me see that.
Oh, man.
Let's see how deep you can go here.
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Ooh.
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Oh.
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Holy shit, man.
Oh.
Holy fuck.
I'm gonna get that come out of you somehow.
Oh, yeah.
You so...
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Oh, my God.
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Oh.
It's so fucking big.
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Oh, fuck, it's so fucking big.
Let me see.
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Right there.
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Oh, shit.
It's so fucking big.
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I'm gonna turn it off.
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oh.
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Oh.
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Oh, it feels so good.
It feels so fucking tight.
Oh, grab those fucking titties.
Yes, yes, yes.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, God, your cock feels so good.
Oh, your cock feels so fucking good.
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All right.
Oh.
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Hold it right by your side.
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Fuck you back.
I did a fucking take.
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Oh.
Oh, my god.
Yes, yes.
Fuck you right there.
Yes.
That was good.
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Give me a fucking fuck.
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Fuck you.
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Oh.
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Oh, yeah, I want to roll over my fucking face.
I want to roll over my fucking face.
Oh.
Fucking.
Fuck.
Yeah, baby.
Fuck.
Oh, uh-huh.
Breathe.
Uh-huh.
Oh, fuck.
Here.
Give it to me.
Come on.
Come here.
Oh.
Oh, my God.
Oh, shit.
Oh, fuck, yeah.
Oh.
Oh, shit.
Oh.
You feel better now?
Oh, awesome.
Much better.
Yeah.
Another house call next week?
Assuming my dad doesn't kick me out?
Yeah.
Anytime. My door's always open.