乔纳·海克斯
华纳兄弟动画部出品
托马斯·简 《惩罚者》 配音: 乔纳·海克斯
琳达·汉密尔顿 《终结者》 配音: 洛林女士
DC展台: 乔纳·海克斯
执行制片人 布鲁斯·提姆
根据DC漫画改编
我叫"红医生" My name is Red Doc,
我能修理在场的任何人 and I can whip any man in the house,
玩本地的任何一个女人 and ride any filly in the place.
给我来瓶新的, 要上等货 Give me a fresh bottle. The good stuff.
不准收小费, 我不喜欢你 And don't keep a tip. I don't like you.
猛男, 我是洛林女士 Big Boy, I'm Madame Lorraine.
我很想见识一下你的雄风 I'm ready to see you got the goods.
不过花费不菲哟 But it'll cost you.
哈! 马背上我挂着的行囊里 Ha! On horseback, hanging from a chandelier.
要多少有多少 You name it.
但愿你的准头能提高 Hope your aim improves.
你认为我喝高了, 是吧, 宝贝? You think I'm too drunk, don't you, honey?
过来坐在我身边 Come over here and sit by me.
让你领教我有多能干 I'll show you what I can do.
我们先来弄舒服了 Let's make it comfy first.
处理掉他, 确保没人看见你们 Get rid of him, and make sure no one sees you.
一如既往, 老板 Like always, boss.
我知道你是谁, 你是那个乔纳·海克斯 I know who you are. You are that Jonah Hex.
恭喜你 Congratulations.
我能把六个瓶子从篱笆上打掉, 弹无虚发 I could shoot six bottles off a fence and not miss a one.
关我屁事 Who gives a damn?
我能干掉你 I could take you.
见过他么? Seen him?
没见过 Can't say that I have.
你肯定? You sure?
啊-嗯 Uh-huh.
给我来杯酒, 然后一边去吧 Put a drink on the bar and go away.
- 我见过他 - 讲 - I have seen him. - Talk.
我可以帮你, 你能帮帮我吗? I help you, will you help me?
什么样的帮助? What kind of help?
足够的钱离开这里 Enough money to leave town.
我这儿倒有些票子 Got me a little paper route.
是洛林女士, 她专挑有钱的主下手 Madame Lorraine. She picks the well-heeled ones.
他们上楼去, 然后再没人看见过他们 They go upstairs, then never seen again.
拿走你的酬金 Take your reward.
嘿, 肥猪, 我请大家喝一杯 Hey, lard-ass, set up the house.
嘿, 牛仔, 想不想到楼上去 换点儿真格的烈酒? Hey, cowboy. How would you like to trade that drink for some real firewater upstairs?
你这么问我是因为我长得帅? You're asking because I'm so handsome?
因为我认为你买得起春宵一刻 Cos I think you can afford a good time.
我们先舒服一下如何? How about we both get comfortable?
我在找一个死人, 名叫"红医生" I'm looking for a dead man named Red.
呃, 死人? 我怎么会知道 一个死人的事儿? Eh, a dead man? Now why would I know anything about a dead man?
你不会动手打一个女士 You wouldn't hit a lady.
你算不上女士 You ain't no lady.
店主请客 Drinks are on the house.
我要双份的 I want a double.
我要那瓶好酒 Give me the good stuff.
- 你打了我 - 绝无手软 - You hit me. - Hard as I could.
我只问一次 Only gonna ask this once.
"红医生"在哪里? Where is Red?
他恐怕开始发臭了 He's gonna be a little ripe.
哟, 你干的可是 无本万利的买卖, 对吗? Well, now, you've had you a right-smart business, ain't you?
等等! 我们可以成为搭档 Wait! We could be partners.
我不介意平分收益 I don't mind splitting the take.
你不能把我单独留在这里! You can't leave me here alone!
你一点儿也不孤单, 你有的是做伴儿的 You ain't alone. You got plenty of company.
而且底下的每个人你都认识 And you know everybody there.
漫画背景知识: 乔纳·海克斯 (Jonah Hex) 首次出场: 全明星西部漫画 #10 (All-Star Western) (1972年3月刊) 创作者: John Albano, Tony DeZuniga
在漫画的原初故事设定里, 乔纳·海克斯加入一个印第安人部落后, 遭到酋长之子的阴谋算计, 误会了的印第安人 用烧红的战斧在他脸上烙下永恒的丑陋印记.
2010年上映的同名真人电影, 对漫画故事作了大幅度的改编, 甚至给乔纳·海克斯增添了超能力, 糟糕的剧本导致口碑和票房皆惨不忍睹.
动画的配音演员托马斯·简嘲讽道: "我很想主演乔纳·海克斯的电影, 但感谢上帝, 那部电影我落选了."