Night Black Wind High
A killer among killers
Green lemon
Before the big,big moon.
The moon is like lemon
Hanging faintly in the sky 7.
Green lemon
You know why I called you?
Because I'm the real killer. 10.
A killer who specializes in killing people
All right,I want you to go to Oolong Yuan
Help me cut off the right hand of Master Face Wall.
So what's in it for me?
I promise you,there will always be lemons.
It's a deal
Who did it?
Glass window
I've never heard of this killer.
That's a big bite.
Help me.
Okay.
Stitch it up. Hold on.
Two thousand dollars,and I'll sew it for you
I can't buy you any new clothes.
Sunrise East
Get out of bed.
Sunrise East 28.
Get up quickly
Bah,what the hell
Master,lend me your teeth
Not Borrowed
I borrowed it. I borrowed it.
Get it out early.
Okay.
It's your turn.
Deal with it
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41 43 00:07: 16,400 --> 00:07: 17,460 42. 44 00:07: 18,000 --> 00:07: 19,230 43 45.
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47. 49.
48
49.
50 52.
Dead clock,bad clock. I wish you'd broken it.
Shit.
Don't you ever say that again.
Come on,move it,move it 56.
Who taught you to sweep the floor like that? Lazy 57.
Here,sweep the floor.
Good morning,Master
Get up early in the morning and stop shaking around.
Trim those bonsai.-Yeah.
Master,it's done.
Who taught you to be so lazy?
I never scold you.
No big,no small,lazy.
Shouldn't fucking be
It's such a nice moonlight tonight.
Ll teach you the daytime Sky Gang Qigong 68.
Brother,it's late at night. Go to bed early 69.
Don 't you love to tell on me in front of master
No sleep. 71.
Inhalation
Farting 73.
It stinks 74.
The principle of Qigong lies in the technique of inhalation
It is clear Qi rising
Turbidity descending
Practice to the highest level
You can open the two arteries of Ren Du and enter the realm of transformation 79.
But,Elder Martial Brother,what are the two veins of Ren Du
Once the nostril hole and the ass hole open,
Just like this.
Inhale through the nostril hole and deflate through the buttock hole
Between suction and release,a huge suction can be generated.
That is,the famous star-sucking method in Jianghu
Inhalation
Farting
Smelly
Inhale again
Practice this shit a long time ago
I thought this was a long time ago.
Go to bed
(Amitabha is empty)
(Monk Oolong)
(rushing forward bravely)
It's not a dragon.
(Just a worm)
(Monks don't eat meat.)
(Practice in the morning and evening)
(Amitabha is empty)
(Monk Oolong)
(rushing forward bravely)
It's not a dragon.
(Just a worm)
(Monks don't eat meat.)
(Practice in the morning and evening)
(Amitabha is empty)
(Monk Oolong)
(Monks don't eat meat.)
(Practice in the morning and evening)
Did you sleep well?
No man can make a good coat with bad cloth
I just sat and thought about it.
It's not a dragon.
(Just a worm)
(Monks don't eat meat.)
(Practice in the morning and evening)
(Amitabha is empty)
(Monk Oolong)
(rushing forward bravely)
It's not a dragon.
(Just a worm)
(Monks don't eat meat.)
(Practice in the morning and evening)
(Amitabha is empty)
There's progress. There's progress.
Amitabha Buddha Amitabha Buddha
(rushing forward bravely)
It's not a dragon.
(Just a worm)
That's great.
Dragon,let's go.
What is it
Elder Martial Brother,this is all right
Eat it. Protein.
Eat!
Too thin
No? Dragon,you eat
Don't move
Here you go.
It's so fat.
Wait a minute.
Nothing... Dinner
Wait a minute.
It's okay. It's okay. It doesn't stink.
Everybody,let's get back to dinner.
It stinks
Let's go. Let's go.
Don't move
There are two martial arts masters ahead.
Fight a life-and-death duel in a tree
Are you following the wind?
One in a blue robe,the other in a black robe
You can even tell the color of your clothes.
Teach me,teach me,teach me
This is very simple.
All you have to do is look straight ahead with your eyes wide open.
Who's the good guy? Who's the bad guy?
Blue robe. That's a good guy.
How do you know
Zheng Shaoqiu,who has played the hero for twenty years
When did you see him play the bad guy?
Oh.
I hit the bad guys.
What are you doing?
See the road rough
Flat your head! We're making a movie.
Making a movie?
Yeah! What are you doing? We're filming.
How much doe it cost to make a movie
Do you know? What an asshole
You don't know,you bastard. You son of a bitch.
Director,I'm not good at that scene either.
Let's have another one
Excuse me,but take your time and have a rest
Did you see that?
You're the one who's been begging for your life.
Even if you've spent ten years
I can't afford it. Roll. Roll.
Get the hell out of here as far as you can.
I waited five years for the play.
Maybe this is the only one in my life.
Brother Qiu,have some tea
Almsgiver,thank you for that...
Come out to change fate
Amitabha
Joey,give him two grand.
Uncle,you're so handsome.
Two thousand more.
Good will pays off. Buddha will bless you
Thank you.
Master said that women are a curse
Wine is a gut-piercing poison
Chickens,ducks and fish are monks' enemies.
It's delicious.
If the enemy meets,he will be very jealous.
Let's get rid of it
Okay.
Master,take your time
Don't be too arrogant. I'll settle accounts with you in two days
Careful,if Master finds out,it's a disaster.
Come up
Elder Martial Brother,where are you?
I'm here
Where is this?
Under your feet
Are you mistaken?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
And I don't want to see it clearly.
What wall to climb if there's a door
Yeah.
What for? Got a ghost.
Come back
Master
A hooligan
You don't listen. You're naughty.
Delicious ghost
You eat meat,you're naughty.
Master,be merciful
Show mercy
All right,you're a Martial Brother
See? Sweet mouth.
Don't suffer.
You need to learn more from me,don't you know?
I'd like to take care of you today.
What is love in the world? It teaches people to agree with each other in life and death
Get up!
What are you doing?
I can't sleep.
You're trying to infect me.
I'm in love.
I got a girlfriend who wrote to me
What the hell is this?
This is me,this is my love
She wants to meet me.
How childish
So what now?
I wrote back.
I'm not gonna write.
Don't worry. I'll take care of it.
What is this?
Okay.
What the hell?
Who's arguing?
What's the matter
Sister Liu promised to go out with me.
I'm afraid she'll recognize me as a bald monk and ignore me.
That's easy,don't you just put on some makeup
How do you make up
Sharpen ink waiter
Elvis Presley's Olou Bar Goo
That's cool.
Go say hello.
I dare not
These two are not good people when you look at them
Watch out
Don't be afraid. Elder Martial Brother will be your backer
It's going to rain.
He's so handsome.
You have to trust your sister.
I've seen a lot of lechers. I don't believe you. Wait and see.
Let's get someone inside the house.
If it rains,you'll have to wear a pair
It's going to rain. Let the children go inside and play
Look,look,the tail of the solitary beaver is out.
All right,a man can do is go into a room alone with a woman
You will reveal your true colors.
Be generous. Be smart.
No girl's gonna like cowards. Come on.
Go,shout if you need anything. Come on.
It's really raining. Come on.
It's raining.
Lecherous wolf
He's a real loser.
Come on,let's go
What's the matter
Got it.
Do I still look like Elvis Presley?
Like a ghost.
I can't.
Why do you see lightning first?
Before you hear the thunder.
Stupid! Because the eyes are in front
You got ears behind you.
Why does nose grow in front
The ears grow behind
I hear you farting every time.
And then I can smell your fart.
That's because,because of this
Because the butt's in the back.
Fart coming from the back.
Ears,of course.
And then my nose smells it.
Why are all lovelorn people caught in the rain?
That's because he's got a lot of ink on his head.
You can't wash it off without getting wet,you know
All right,come on. Come on,Fuck Wen,come on in.
Come on,come on,all right,don't be sad
Lovelorn's no big deal.
You're young,and there's still a chance.
Don't be sad,don't cry
I'd like you to meet the Queen in a few days.
Wen,what's wrong with you
He's lost his love.
Don't talk nonsense. Eat.
It's none of my business,Master.
What is love in the world? It teaches people to agree with each other in life and death
I've been through it,so I know how he feels right now.
So is Master
It's not me. It's your uncle,Master Face Wall.
He can't get past the word "love."
I just went crazy.
Master,is that crap going crazy?
So,you guys made a big mistake.
In front of a lovelorn
Don't mention the word broken love.
Not to mention dating,woman.
Be in love with each other
And these,you know,remind him of the word "lost in love."
Do you understand?
Come on,we got a puppy.
That's cute.
I love watching bitches breastfeed.
It's so sweet,so touching.
What dog?
Bitch
What's it doing?
Breastfeeding.
What happened to me?
Both bitches and breastfeeding are mirrors of women
No wonder he was so hurt that I couldn't stand it
That's insane.
Teacher,father,we have a baby.
Took a name.
I'd like to invite you,Master. Let's count your strokes for luck.
What name do you give your boy?
Surnamed Tan,speaking early Tan
Because it was born in 1911,it was called Tan Nianhai
Tan Nianhai
What's wrong with him?
Master,fall in love
Who is it? Him?
Tan Nianhai,this name is not good
Change it to Tambucheng,okay?
Tan Po-sung? Is that okay?
No? Satirize me
No,no,no.
What's it called,what's it called? Just think about it.
Tan Guitar,Tan Pipa,Tan Piano
Tan Yellow River,Tan Goddess Gong,Tan can do anything
Is not called tan nianhai,isn't it?
Thank you.
Teacher,Father,thank you.
Shit,it's Tan Yu (spittoon).
What's the name of Tan Yu? What's the use of drawing well
Tan Yu is a bad name.
Come on,stop crying. Your name's not Tan Yu
Tan Yu,my father hates him. Isn't it better to call him Alan Tam?
Stinky farts don't eat or sleep.
Apparently,there's a mental hysteria.
Shuttle bacillus capillaris post-Toulucis syndrome
Wow,that's very learned.
Master,what kind of disease is that?
Unlearned people call it lovesickness.
How is that going to work?
Make him laugh.
Laugh and your lovesickness heals
Xiao Wen,I'm not going to class today. I'm not practicing. I'm not going to recite the scriptures
Everybody have a good time. Do you think so
Boredom
Vulgar and childish
Look at me later.
Master promises to make you laugh your ass off.
We'll see.
It's a breeze today,and the face of the head stinks
Little ancestor,smile
Please,or you'll break your head too
Where?
Assassin
Whose pearl?
Ah,mine.
Whose hair is this?
Mine
Whose diaper?
What a nuisance
He smiled. He smiled.
Little prince,you don't know when you're going to die.
I think you're a human being.
I don't have the heart to kill you.
If you follow me,
I promise you all the glory and riches you can enjoy.
Bah
Cut,OK,double.
Oh,here we go.
All right,let's go.
Come on,come on,spit it out
Nothing.
Have no pain in my heart,and I am disturbed by the indifference of others
Buddha said skin pain is pain outside the body
But it hurts.
Just think about it.
Today is master s birthday
If you don't take a few more hits,
How can we afford to buy cake for Master?
Do you think of cake,chocolate
Vanilla and strawberry.
Cake,think about it.
Little Lord,this is just a small warning.
How about a wise man is a handsome man
Ka,double
Gotta go.
Here we go.
Easy,big brother.
Great. Fight. Fight. Fight. Fight.
I'll do it,I'll do it,I'll do it
Stand-in. Get out.
Two stars,come on,come on,come on,come on
Stars,stay where you are. Stay where you are. Stay where you are.
Fuck you,big brother,and then you say it out loud
You said that line like I did.
"Those who follow me will live,those who resist me will die."
Stars,you stay on the ground.
Don't move,it means you're dead.
He's finally dead.
We can buy cake now.
Next thing you know,you still can't get rid of your hatred.
Your eyes,they're wide open.
He starts sweating,sweating,and then he clenches his fist.
And then you yell out loud
I want to whip the body.
Shit Wen,how's it going? How's it going
It's all right. It's all right.
Get up! Get up!
Body in position
Here we go.
It's okay. Open it. Open it. Open your eyes.
Here we go.
Wow,cake
Do you like cake?
Yeah.
Elder Martial Brother can't bear to see you beaten up
But if you don't get beat up,how can we afford to buy cake?
Wait a minute,after master blows out the candles
Here's the biggest one for you.
Okay.
Ah,buy,buy,buy,buy,buy,buy.
What the hell?
Blind my eyes. I can't see anything.
Wait a minute. You'll see.
Come,Master
Sit here. Sit here. Sit here,please.
I'll sit.
Happy birthday,Master
Happy birthday to you
Cake,delivery
Here we go. Here we go.
Happy birthday
Thank you... Thank you
Sorry,my master is eighty-eight
One more candle. Here you go.
You two,hurry up.
Master,we are not allowed to eat meat down the mountain.
We're on our own.
Today's fish is so hard to catch.
That's great. You.
How did you get it
Eating dragons every time.
If you don't catch it today,don't eat it.
Or are you the best?
If I don't eat,I won't eat. Can't I catch fish myself?
Fish,fish,come eat,come бн
Here are some delicious little earthworms. Eat them
It smells good.
Almost ready to eat.
It's delicious.
You can't eat my crabs.
Crabs are delicious.
I'll catch lobster next time.
Girl,do you want to fish or do you want to fish for crabs
I want to die.
Come on,there's a girl coming
Really? Well,we'll see.
My life is so bitter,so bitter
When I was three years old,I was sold for adoption.
When he was seven,he was raped by his foster father
When I was twelve,I sold it to someone as a child bride. When I was fifteen,I killed my husband.
When I was sixteen,my adoptive father took me back 489 00:41: 07,860 --> 00:41: 12,230 Now,he's gonna sell me to the cave. 490 00:41: 16,800 --> 00:41: 18,170 Cut the onions later
Onions are choking.
Thank you. It's much better.
You're pathetic,though.
But Oolong has never taken in a woman.
It's against the precepts.
Since master can 't take me in
Then why save me?
I guess I'll just die.
Girl
Wait a minute.
Master
What are you doing?
Buddha said,"You can't die without rescuing yourself."
You can't just watch her die.
Just let her stay for a week.
It is strictly forbidden to break into Buddhist places
Girl,I'm sorry you're staying in the firewood room in the backyard
Amitabha,thank you,master
Donor,please
It's a breeze today,and the face of the head stinks
Please
Sit down
I'll get you a bed. Wait a minute.
Thank you for saving my life and giving me a place to live.
I don't know how to repay you.
What is that?
You can't be like that,can you?
You're kidding. You're kidding.
You're really beautiful when you smile.
I don 't expect anything for your kindness to me
I beg your pardon.
No,no,no.
I never believed it.
Contact between two people who love each other
It's gonna feel like an electric shock.
Now it's done.
You crushed the wire.
Come on,how is that possible
You and me.
It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
No,no. I'll get the bed. I'll get the bed.
Red,it's time for dinner
Thank you.
Let's eat.
For you.
(The past is a cloud.)
(dissipate in front of each other)
(Even said goodbye.)
I can't see you're a little sad.
(Everything for me)
B.You're just fooling around.
(The more innocent you laugh)
I'll love you more wildly.
(There's always something in the twinkling of an eye.)
What has been said will not come true.
(I found your face in a flash.)
(Strange as it is,it will never be the same again.)
My world is snowing.
There's no peace in the bowels or urine,you son of a bitch.
(Hidden regret in the cold)
(It's all so obvious)
I kissed you goodbye in the deserted street
Elder Martial Brother,Master is here
Here you go.
Good morning,Master
All right,all right.
Here comes the water.
Wait a minute.
And
My waist
Son of a bitch,fuck me
No,don't run. Kill you. Don't run.
You're still running.
Son of a bitch
Stop right there.
Kill him. Kill him.
It's so big.
Bow one's head
Look up
Amitabha
Bow one's head
Turn back
Son of a bitch,how dare you
I hit you,you disobedient guy.
Six monks are still in love
Hit you asshole.
Take it off.
Don't
Take it off
Don't take it off.
Take your pants off.
I'm not taking it off.
I really won't take it off.
Don't take it off. Don't take it off.
Don't take it off.
All right,I'll take it off
Don't peek.
Aren't you going to mend that big hole?
Red,we have two days to go.
What will you do then?
Ve seen it through these days and figured it out
I think I'd better go back to my foster father's house.
Whatever he wants.
I can support you.
I can,I can really support you,as long as you don't hate me.
I don't want to get in your way.
I hear you used to have a master here.
Because of falling in love with a woman
Locked up,starving to death
Elder Martial Uncle Face Wall
He's not like me. I'm a hairdresser.
You can always be vulgar.
He is the descendant of Shaolin
And he's in love with a demonic woman.
It's a sin.
You don't have to comfort me.
I know you're here,and if you move your hearts,
The only punishment is death.
Martial Uncle Face Wall is not dead
Living well,locked in a cave in the back of the hill
I bring him food every day.
Eat better than us.
No,I'll take you to see him tomorrow.
I believe
But my adoptive father will take me back any minute.
How much did he sell you? I 'll just go down that hill and pay him back
You can't afford it.
How much?
100,000
Shit! I'll find a way. Wait for me.
Are you Carol Chan of the Safflower Club?
Cut the crap and get back to your Fusang
Come on,Elder Martial Brother
Ka,OK
How are you? Are you all right?
You all right?
Nothing.
Elder Martial Brother,are you all right?
Am I doing okay?
Great!
Ka
How is it? Is that all right?
You can't have another one.
Ka
How is it? Is that all right?
How is it? Are you all right?
It's all right. It's all right.
Come on,come on,come on.
Bring me the medicine cabinet.
Are you all right?
How is it? Are you all right?
You all right?
I'm fine.
Are you sure it's okay?
Fire,come on,come on
Director,are you OK?
Dargo,this is yours.
Okay,thank you. Thank you.
Hard work,next time.
Thank you for your attention.
You already know that.
What's your biggest flaw?
I just have a crush on my apprentice.
There are only two kinds of people in the world who would like him.
One is blind.
The other is bad intentions.
You're so pretty. Of course it's the latter.
You're getting old.
But not confused at all.
Magic Killer Red Lemon
Awesome! I know them all that way.
Amitabha
Shaolin's grudges with the demon cult
Let it go with the wind.
When our young lady and I committed suicide in front of each other.
And you got in the way.
And the young lady jumped off a cliff.
But he survived on his face.
Luckily for you,miss,you don't deserve to die.
Today,I want him to have a right hand.
It's the price of his bad faith.
Everybody knows that
Another of Dharma's quests,the Sutra of the Wash
It's branded on the right arm of the Shaolin Leader
And the wall
Was the descendant of our Shaolin Leader
You want his right hand.
It's nothing more than a greedy quest for Shaolin
It's a pity that the wall is long dead.
Old bald ass,I don't believe I caught you.
The wall will be a shrinking turtle.
Nanwu Amitabha
Elder Martial Brother
Xiao Hong,enough money,enough money
Xiao Hong,Xiao Hong,have money,have money
Sunrise East
Have a good sleep
Early in the morning,who was screaming?
Why didn't Master wake us up today?
Yeah.
Red,red,enough money,little
Xiao Hong
Master's gone. Red's gone.
Elope
Go on. Go on.
What are you doing here again?
Biography of Flying Pigeon
Till we meet again
Let me do it.
Get out of here,all of you. Look at me.
Dear pigeon,you're surrounded.
Stop resisting and surrender
Toast or not eat,eat the fine wine
Fart you to death
Don't,don't,don't be impulsive,don't
Just leave it to him.
Come on,come on
What's it say?
Venue: Tianmo Castle
Time limit: within seven days
Consequences: Tear the Ticket
I can't believe Xiao Hong is the killer of the demon cult.
For fifteen years
Elder Martial Uncle Face Wall and the evil debt of the demon cult still can't be solved
So how do you get master out of there?
Yeah,do something about it.
Boy Skill
(Amitabha is empty)
(Monk Oolong)
(rushing forward bravely)
It's not a dragon.
(Just a worm)
(Monks don't eat meat.)
(Practice in the morning and evening)
(Amitabha is empty)
(Monk Oolong)
(rushing forward bravely)
It's not a dragon.
(Just a worm)
(Monks don't eat meat.)
(Practice in the morning and evening)
(Amitabha is empty)
(Monk Oolong)
(Monks don't eat meat.)
(Practice in the morning and evening)
Look at my iron head skill.
Iron Head Skill,finally
(Monk Oolong)
(rushing forward bravely)
It's not a dragon.
(Just a worm)
(Monks don't eat meat.)
(Practice in the morning and evening)
(Amitabha is empty)
(Monk Oolong)
Stop
What for?
It's not a dragon.
(Just a worm)
(Monks don't eat meat.)
(Practice in the morning and evening)
Stir-fry
(Amitabha is empty)
Amitabha Buddha Amitabha Buddha
(rushing forward bravely)
It's not a dragon.
(Just a worm)
This time it's done. I'm done.
Fucking asshole,come on,do me a favor.
Break it
No problem.
You have a great iron head.
Xiao Hong
Oh,you're drunk again. It's me
You drink this every day. What's so good about it?
What do you know?
Wine can make you forget your troubles.
Forget the pain
You can forget your sorrows.
Oh,my God.
Drink and fight.
Isn't that better?
That makes sense.
Drink wine,not afraid of pain,but also can bolster
Come on,you try
Drink
Take a sip
Drunken punch
It's really a drunken punch.
Drunk duck.
What are you bringing us here for?
Isn't this forbidden?
Yes,master once told me
If you want to leave Shaolin Temple,you must come here first
Just worship the ancestral tablets.
Ancestors
We're going downhill to save Master.
Please bless us to finish the task safely.
Amitabha
Bless us all.
Shun Shun Li Amitabha
The legendary Bronze Pentagon is real.
So what do we do?
Break in! If you can 't break through that bronze PFDJ
The three of us will die here.
This is the rule of our Shaolin Temple.
Oh.
Go
Sit down,Elder Martial Brother
I'm so tired.
Offended
Refueling
Yeah.
Come on,come on
Last one.
It hurts.
Come on,come on
Pass customs
Amitabha
I'm through.
Are you asleep?
No,no
We're leaving tomorrow.
There's one thing I won't tell you.
I'm gonna be sick all the time.
Do you know that every time you shoot a play
I'll deduct a thousand bucks from you.
Money is easy to use.
But every night I can't sleep,and I feel uneasy
So I hope you two
Forgive me for being such a mean brother
I already know that.
Do you know why you have diarrhea?
Yeah,I've done it 16 times.
You two
It's my laxative.
I'm more despicable.
I just sprinkled chili powder in your panties.
Can you forgive us?
Son of a bitch,you're here.
Master
You step back.
We brought people.
Let us go,Master.
Counterfeit goods
He's the real deal.
Facial wall
Wow,it's world war.
Even my mom wouldn't want to hit me like that.
He can't even hit me once.
Boy Skill
I'm in,I'm in,I'm in
It's you.
No,it's not.
Yes,it's you,it's you
I recognize your voice.
Why didn't you fight back?
I love you.
You lied to me.
I love you.
I'm so burdened,you'll still love me?
I love you more
Is that disgusting?
Fuck you.
Do you miss me? Do you miss me?
Do you miss me tonight? Do you miss me tonight?
Master,I'm here to save you.
Master,are you dizzy?
Somebody
It's all right. It's all right. I'm just checking to see if it
Very good. Very tight.
Nice. Nice.
Don't come over here. Oh,me,me,me.
I don't know anything about kung fu.
Help!
Xiao Wen
Brother,teach him a lesson for me
Master,I'm broken.
Don't be afraid
You,you
Drink the milk,drink the milk
Bottle,no milk,no milk,no milk
Here comes the milk.
Big suction. Big suction.
That's an exaggeration. I'm drunk.
How are you doe
Drunken Milk Boxing
Blue-colored and single-lift bottles broken at the waist
It's so comfortable.
Hanzhongli drunken step suckling heart top
Lu Dongbin holds the pacifier with great force
That's useless.
Master,Master
Enough kissing?
No,I smoothed her out with my mouth.
It's hard.
That's really good.
No,no,no.
Don't you dare
Collect the body of an old bald donkey
Master,master,you died a terrible death
Master бн
He's not just facing the wall,is he?
Son of a bitch,son of a bitch
Come early. You're gonna die.
Not to the last second
You scared the hell out of me.
Ah Chung
You finally showed up.
Joan,let Elder Martial Brother go
It's none of his business.
That's easy for you to say.
Give my daughter her life back.
Turns out the devil's already dead.
The Angel of Terror used her body.
Lure one's face to the wall
Master,hurry to save Martial Uncle
I've already lost my martial arts.
What can I do?
Go ahead. I know.
Are you all right? It hurts.
Master,hurry up and find a way
What do we do?
Why are you looking at me?
Master,does pee really work
It's supposed to work. Boy's urine is the antidote.
Come on,come on! A little more...
Why can't he die?
Boy's pissing.
It stinks
Squeeze a little more.
Come on,come on,come on
Squeeze a little more,squeeze a little more
Come on,little ancestor.
Squeeze a little more,squeeze a little more
That pee on you?
Assault him with your pee.
Dragon,come here
Switch on. Okay.
Brother,you are so good
You eat less candy. Watch out for diabetes.
I see. You scared me.
Face the wall,you've been awake for three days and three nights
I guess we figured that out,huh?
Have seen through the world and decided to travel all over the world
Now that you've seen through the world,you ought to get away with it
Keep on being your monk.
Color is empty,and empty is color
I was a monk.
Are not immune from love.
Now it's just the world.
Be an ascetic and rot with the grass and trees
Stop!
Fifteen years ago,you outdid me.
Didn't stop me.
You lost all your martial arts today.
Still trying to stop me?
I just want to see you again.
Promise me
Don't make me wait another fifteen years before I see you again
Elder Martial Brother may not have 15 years to live.
I promise you
Farewell
(Wave running)
(Lakes and seas wash my mind)
(Rivers and mountains float with me)
(Clouds waving away but not away)
Daxia is Daxia
He signed ten signatures for me.
What's so great about that? I got 50.
You're so greedy.
You don't know.
Zheng Shaoqiu,50 photos of him.
You can change the signature of Lin Zhiying.
Hani
What is love in the world?
Teach life and death to agree with each other
I'm going.
You won't be like Uncle Face Wall
You're not coming back once you're gone,are you?
No! Martial Uncle has been gone for more than ten years
I got it in ten minutes.
Amitabha
Why does he only need ten minutes?
Three words
What?
I don't know.
47.
48
49.
50
Dead clock,bad clock,me
Don't worry,Master
Cover his mouth.
It's gonna be all right. Have a seat.
All right,all right.
I didn't say anything this time.
If you fall again,it's none of my business.
Help!
Let's go.