嘿,Nichols大夫|我來向你道別.
Anthony,|我幫你整理行李吧.
不用了.|我自己能拿下去
那是..什麼?
出什麼事兒了?
是這樣, 我朋友Dignan|不知道這是個非強制性精神病院...
他想了一套逃跑計劃.
他對此太興奮了...
我沒法兒告訴他真相...
沒法兒說...
看著他那高興勁兒...
我只能這麼做了, Nichols大夫.|我得爬出去.
這是二樓，沒關係的.
好吧. 你動作能利索些嗎?
你知道,這看上去不體面.|這種事沒半點體面的地方.
多謝你了，Nichols大夫.
你真的幫了大忙了.|你真是華佗再世.
哦..謝謝.
能遞一下我的包嗎?
回見.
嘿, Anthony,|別老逞英雄?
好吧，知道了.
Dennis!
- 再見了, Felicia.|- 嘿, Anthony. 謝謝你為我做的一切.
- 再見了. 保重.|- 再見, Barbara.
- 回見, Chris.|- 謝謝你了, Anthony.
快點兒. 有問題嗎?|野！ 爽！
等等，等等|你把誰騙去幫你了?
你賄賂了看護?|行啊你.
- 司機, 我們幾點能到？|- 7:30.
好. 一切盡在掌控中.|這是我們未來幾個月的安排.
- 你會發現事情順利進行.|- 精確安排. 看起來不錯.
那是我們回來的第一步計劃.|瀏覽一遍. 在路上我會把摘要說給你聽的.
這正是我要做的.
實際行動, 劫上一票.
咱倆有目標了.
- 那就是Henry先生.|- 信上的那個傢伙.
言之有理. 事情很棘手.
我要做的是，讓咱倆按部就班地行事...
這很關鍵.
"下一個五十."
這麼說, 你頭回在精神病院|裡過得很愉快嘍?
小聲點兒..|要知道，其他人不樂意聽...
什麼精神錯亂之類的玩意兒.
你瞭解我的. 我是無所謂.|但其他人就...
別多想了.|你回歸社會了. 你沒問題了.
- 有道理.|- 這是新的開始.
現在，我們得塑形了|... 仰臥起坐, 騎單車，打沙袋...
我在沙漠那會兒|一天跑十公里.
真的?|對心腦血管有好處.
從什麼時候起|你對健身這麼狂熱啦, Dignan?
啥? 我怎麼狂熱了?
我還真沒發現你是運動型的.
你沒注意到我是運動型男嗎?
- 聽起來奇怪嗎?|- 我沒說你不是型男.
- 怎麼，討論這很奇怪嗎?|- 不奇怪.
我沒說這是我們的首要任務,|我只是覺著這是個好的目標.
- 我知道，確實是個好目標.|- 來, 戴上手套.
- 很明顯, 我們很速度.|- 沒錯, 來去匆匆.
- 快速, 有效.|- 高效.
神效, 因為我|簡直神速.
我們有備而來.|我想那是你的風格.
謝謝.如果這話由我來說的話|就顯得像吹牛. 好吧, 說些不足之處.
- 不足嘛..|- 我只想到一點: 做得不夠徹底.
- 還留了些值錢的東西.|- 我不覺得那是個錯誤.
那是這活兒的底線
還是那句, 幹得不錯.
- 和你合作很愉快...|- 謝謝.
下一步計劃: Henry先生.
我知道你可能在納悶|我什麼時候把你介紹給Henry先生，我跟你說了.
答案是, 很快啦.|實際上...
這麼來.|得這麼來.
通過你今天的良好表現...
收集硬幣和耳環...
這麼說吧，呃...
你連耳環都拿了, Dignan?|拿了嗎?
呃, 是我的錯. 到今天了,|Anthony, 你什麼時候能吸取教訓?
夥計, 你更像個爺們兒了!|我該學你嗎?
我知道你還記著那份列表,|因為你簽過.
"Dignan不該碰的東西."列表
我怎麼可能邊行竊邊在腦子給那份鬼單子上的東西排序.
聽著, 我不在乎, 知道嗎?|那對耳環是我送我老媽的壽禮.
我出門,|親自挑選的.
不對啊, 那房子裡所有值錢的東西都在那份列表上.
或許我們該搶你家.|你有想過嗎?
我打賭你之前從沒這麼想過.
怎麼了? 怎麼了? 拜託, Dignan!
你知道我媽和Craig那兒沒啥值錢東西.
你好, Grace!
你人現在應該在亞利桑那州.
你現在見了人不打招呼了麼?|來.
這是...|你是飛行員嗎?
不是，我是Anthony.|我是Grace的哥哥.
能讓我們單獨呆會兒嗎, Bernice?
- 你確定?|- 嗯.
你跟她說...
你跟你的朋友Bernice說|我是飛行員?
我該怎麼說,|人們把你關進精神病院了?
那不是精神病院, Grace.|我說過了那是個讓勞累過度的人休閒的地方.
勞累過度?
嗯, 勞累過度.
你這輩子從沒工作過哪怕一天.|你怎麼就勞累過度了?
好吧，坐下. 好嗎?
我今天上這兒來不是為了跟你吵架, 知道嗎?
- 還有朋友等著我...|- 誰?
- 一個夥伴.|- Dignan?
是的, Dignan,但是...
Dignan哪兒有問題, Grace?|我以為你喜歡他的.
- 我確實挺喜歡他.|- 那你為什麼嘆氣?
他是個騙子.
Bob Mapplethorpe,|有潛力的逃亡司機, 上!
- 上.|- 我疑惑了.
別把事情想複雜了.|能用上你就是因為你有車.
別荒廢你的才華. 再來一次.|準備好了? 上.
好吧，好吧.|我擔著風險.
我在我爹媽的後院裡種了一片大麻
等等. 你在你爹媽的後院裡種了一片大麻?
Dignan, 聽著. 我真的不善於利用自己, 知道嗎?
所以我跟你直說好了.
我很想加入組織...
並且我是唯一有車的.
說得真好.
我被撼動了.
是這樣，你能幫我...
把這對耳環拿去放進媽媽的首飾盒裡.
- 先放進你的背包裡.|- 你拿耳環幹嘛了?
你能把它放回去嗎, 求你了, Grace?
你真是養成了問一大堆問題的壞習慣.
老天..
我得走了, 好嗎，夥計?
誰知道你會搞出什麼事兒來, Anthony?
老天, Grace, 你在問我什麼問題?
你什麼時候回家?
Grace, 我不回家.|我是大人了.
為什麼這樣看著我? 啊?
我小時候, 我想知道為什麼會打雷...
跟Grace聊得怎麼樣?|還好吧?
- 我們能出發了嗎, Bob?|- 當然.
小孩子都很可愛.|她真是可愛.
怎麼了? 我沒頭緒.|我在想, Grace怎麼會變成憤青?
我現在沒法兒回答. 我唯一想的就是把你弄回車裡.
- 她的結論是...|- 回車裡說...
- 她覺得我是個失敗者.|- 啥? 她說你是失敗者?
她從生活裡學了些什麼?
- 我該幹嘛?|- 你什麼都不必做.
我沒說她必須崇拜我.
- 別多想了.|- 或許她應該仰視我. 為什麼不呢?
- 她跟她朋友說我是個飛行員.|- 別說了，看這兒.
- 不.|- 事實:
在跟Henry呆在一塊兒的那兩個月我學到的...
比十五年的學生生涯裡學到的都多.
事實: 我可以向你保證,|等Henry先生看到我們幹了這票...
他會對我們的前途感興趣的.
事實: Henry先生開的是美洲虎.
事實: 這份表單現在對我沒什麼作用.
我現在跟你解釋的對你有用嗎?
我不想打斷你們, 夥計們...
但是我知道你經歷了些什麼...
因為我也經歷過狗臉歲月.
覺得孤獨,|彷彿這世上沒人在乎你...
在這該死的世上沒人關心你, 現在我淪落到這裡.
- 那兒有個停車指示牌.|- 我準備好聽你傾訴了, 兄弟.
如果你願意,|我可以先說我的.
我哥哥... 那光景.|他總是狠狠揍我.
我想你們並不知道為什麼Bob的車停在外面.
是啊，他在這兒呢.
- 他在...|- 他在屋裡.
讓我看看他是不是把泳池弄乾淨了.
- 他不該在這兒，夥計.|- 我知道.
這他媽是啥?
不乾不淨的. Bob, 告訴過你們了今天早上要徹底打掃泳池.
- 只是片葉子.|- 是一片葉子!
你是Anthony, 是嗎?
是的，他是Anthony.|我是 Dignan.
我叫Stacy Sinclair,|Elizabeth的聯誼會姐妹.
我不知道她有姐妹.
哦，老天.|你真有幽默感.
她會嫉妒死的|我見到你了.
就是說，你在亞利桑那州上學, 是嗎?
- 不，我在醫院.|- 哦，為啥?
我精神錯亂了.
- 他說笑呢. 他沒瘋.|- 你這可憐的小東西. 怎麼回事兒啊?
- 你真想知道?|- 我確實想.
一個早上|在Elizabeth的海邊小屋...
她問我想衝浪還是想曬太陽.
然後我意識到，我不但不想回答這問題...
我任何關於海上運動的問題都不想回答...
也不想再見到這些傢伙中的任何一個.
三天後我動身去沙漠了，就是這樣.
柿子撿軟的捏的雜種!
我撿軟柿子捏?|我就是這麼撿軟柿子捏的!
等等, Bob! 你只是在延長受折磨的時間!
你真邪門兒,|不是嗎?
- 我的耳朵!|- 我也不想這樣.
好吧, 逃亡路線很關鍵...
為防止有人追蹤我們或是追上我們, 這個可能還是有的.
我們沒法兒預計會發生什麼.
你真的以為我們被人追蹤?
問得好.|不，我不認為.
我只是有此懷疑.|然而, 我要說的是...
Bob, 別打斷我, 夥計,|因為我在集中注意力.
你負責意外情況, 街道逃亡.
等等. 有必要搞炸藥嗎?
我覺得我直接走到門口更簡單.
- 我覺得...|- 你為啥破壞我的念頭?
這玩意兒要裝多少子彈?|嘿，我正在集中注意力.
媽了個巴子! 玩槍時得集中注意力!
現在，停下... Anthony,|把槍放桌上
嘿, Dignan, 放輕鬆些.
槍不放在桌上我就沒法集中注意力.
- 槍是我買的.|- 閉嘴，賤人!
我警告你.|肅靜.
- 這是事實. 槍是我買的.|- 再說一遍.
再說一遍.|說啊.
槍是我買的.
不要他了. 也不要你了.
- 也沒我了.|- 別激動.
不打劫了!|你倆根本不重視這事兒.
正進行得順暢,|你們不重視了.
為什麼像Bob這麼個混球有這麼好的廚房?
我道歉.|我沒領導好大家.
我壓力很大...
我覺得隊伍不好帶了...
我都不知道能不能把我們稱作「隊伍」.
嘿，我們是一個隊伍.
沒錯，隊伍！
這兒. 你看, 星星是我.|我在這兒.
Anthony是叉叉. Bob, 你是車裡這個圈圈.
你在鼻子上粘繃帶做什麼?
是啊...
祝我們好運！
你, 去開門.
- 好，在這兒等著.|- 快，上.
別害怕.|讓他開門.
- 別怕.|- 我把毛衣拉在裡面了.
你有失物招領?
- 他來了.|- 失物招領?
- 對不起，我們打烊了, 先生.|- 我把毛衣拉下了...
你鼻子上那是什麼?
我弄傷了.在鼻樑上弄了個口子.|你有失物招領嗎?
- 你能明天來嗎?|- 不能，我今晚就要.
好吧, 我去跟經理說一聲.|等會兒. 站在這兒.
嘿，不好意思，先生.|我們打烊了.
- 這傢伙怎麼了?|- 我把毛衣拉下了.
- 他把毛衣拉下了.|- 是嗎? 我把錢拉下了.
- 錢? 在哪兒?|- 在收銀台裡. 退後.
人呢!|其他人呢?
誰? Robbie? 他可能在圖書室.|那是他的管區.
這是經理嗎?|誰在那兒? 出來!
- 我去通道裡.|- 出什麼事兒了?
- 我要你倆上那兒去.|- 好吧!
快點兒!
好了，坐下!|對著牆!
這兒有什麼? 錢在哪兒?|說話啊!
在抽屜裡.
好.|快, 開抽屜.
- 不，不是這個.|- 另一個!
有錢. 好.
放進袋子裡.|把袋子拿過來.
動作快點!|大袋子, 你這腦殘!
別叫我腦殘,|你這個朋克男.
你有裝圖冊或字典的大袋子嗎, 先生?
- Robbie?|- 嗷.
你不是呆在圖書室嗎?
- 那兒沒空間了.|- 他們要你現在去辦公室.
把錢放進小袋子裡.|我們只好用很多袋子了.
快.|盡你所能地快.
為什麼你要在鼻子上粘繃帶?
小袋子, 夥計.
好了，都聽著...|我要你們都站著別動.
好了. 多謝.
成功了! 絕對成功!|我們回Bob家.
我們要上路準備逃亡了! 走!
好, 攜贓出逃前,|我只說一件事.
Bob 從這票裡得到了 "精神嘉獎".
雖然他的那份沒有我倆的多...
- 啥? 你說...|- 過來, Bob.
你看到他給我使眼色了嗎?|別出賣他.
幹得好, 你們倆.|卡嚓, 卡嚓.
那麼, Dignan, 接下來幹嘛?
我們和大部隊匯合還是?
沒人都想知道下一步計劃.|能讓我在喜悅裡多沉浸會兒嗎?
什麼大部隊?
現在是介紹大部隊的時候了.
媽了個巴子.
你這雜種!|你想撇掉我!
等等, Bob. 沒人想撇掉誰.
- 給你看看這個.|- 別.
Bob該看看這個.
Bob, 我有東西給你看.
- 這是啥?|- 大部隊.
這是Henry先生.|他是... 我知道.
Anthony, 那是Lawn Wranglers...
Dignan 以前工作的那個園林公司.
什麼, 園林?
我是指修草坪,|修整樹叢...園林公司.
- 園林公司?|- 園林公司.
是的，他們是搞園藝的, 懂嗎?|是的，他們是搞園藝的.
但你有沒有想過園林公司...
是一次行動的完美的先鋒部隊?
看著.|你看過照片了.
這是Henry先生, 除了修草坪外...
他還是個天才竊賊.
那你現在怎麼沒跟著他?
因為我們是逃亡者.
並且他炒了我魷魚.
我幹過的最好的工作...
努力工作, 努力社交...
聆聽趣事.
一天他走過來說,|"Dignan, 你被炒了," 就是這樣.
另外, 夥計，他說的對.
即便是先鋒部隊也得有人會做園藝.
但是那些日子結束了.
現在離我拿起電話跟他說...
"Henry先生，我回來了."只是個時間問題
所以別擔心你的前途,|因為我在想.
如果你不介意, 別跟BOB...
說我被炒了.
我不會說的.
從Johnny Law逃離的路.
不是通向Cleveland的.
我愛死這樣了!
再來一個!
Bobby, 給你的!
Anthony, fire away!
誰遞給我個! 我要把它扔出窗戶! 櫻桃炸彈!
你聽見了嗎?
Dignan,我不指望你和我一樣陰鬱...
但我認為...|看著點兒路, Bob.
但我認為你的開心很無厘頭.
我是說, 你的75年計劃沒怎麼起作用?
至今我唯一學到的是犯罪不必伏法.
老天, 夥計, 這可不是世上最好的態度.
我認為抱怨不起作用, 夥計們.
好吧. 你說的對.
我們來啦.
保持低調的好地方.
我們會和Henry先生取得聯繫的.|我要屋子裡最好的房間.
犯罪不必伏法.
我沒法理發.|那不可能, 是吧?
你要把頭髮染紅, 夥計,|因為我們得隱藏身份.
不，很抱歉.|我不能那樣做.
即使這樣可以避免被扔進監獄?
我還是不能.
那麼，我親愛的你，就是個該死的傻蛋.
走吧, Bob.|快. Bob, 走吧!
- 回見.|- 回見, Bob.
該死的傻蛋!
- 不好意思.|- 沒事，進來.
哦，不好意思.
老天, 太好了，你能讓這房間看起來像個過日子的地方...
僅僅一個動作就做到了.
天啊, 這...|這天氣真好, 不是嗎?
老天, 讓門開著能吹到美好的微風.
這裡有些悶.
你自己收拾這兒所有的房間嗎? 所有的...
我是Anthony. Anthony.
你叫啥?
- Inez.|- Inez. 這... 唔哇嗷.
哦，不好意思.
很抱歉這裡太亂了.
讓我幫著你收拾.
我想我剛游泳時見過你了.
你看到我了嗎?|在泳池邊?
是啊，那是我.
Yep.
你會說英語嗎?
西班牙語?
你身姿挺拔, 知道嗎?|站得很直.
知道嗎有些人覺得在旅館裡...
他們就該像些懶漢似的.
這樣不禮貌,|如果你想知道我的觀點.
但是我也發懶了.
你從墨西哥的什麼地方來?
- Paraguay.|- Paraguay.
天啊, 好吧.|那是...
- 什麼.|- 在Guatemala附近, 我想.
不好意思, Inez.
這些毛巾還是熱的.
我猜是剛從烘衣機裡取出來. 看?
打掃衛生.
- 抱歉.|- 不用了，我們馬上退房.
- 0號和2號.|- 雜種!
好髮型.|分到邊上.
- 謝謝.|- 那是我朋友需要的髮型.
Bob, 剪個那樣的.
- 他們距成功僅差一步.|- 來, 你先來.
我能跟你說些事兒嗎?
關於我的大麻田的.|我不想讓別人聽到.
- 我不想再重新排隊.|- 我弟弟進監獄了.
啥？等等.|你弟弟... 為啥?
- 大麻.|- 什麼麻?
我家後院裡..的大麻.
他們逮他個正著.|正式起訴罪名是什麼?
他們說他是個毒販子.
太不公正了.|他們說他是個毒販子?
我們都知道他不是.
對嗎?
- 他不是毒販子|- 我知道, Dignan. 我知道.
好吧, Bob, 想隱藏身份嗎?
抱歉夥計.我們得另找時間了.
蒼天啊,太好了|坐在洗衣房裡...
你做著英語詞彙聯繫，我們分享墨西哥烹調心得.
這，這實在是, 多令人喜出望外啊.
這是啥, Inez?
能打開嗎?
唔, 你拍這張照片時還是個小女孩.
一個巴拉圭小女孩.
我能留著嗎?|給我好嗎?
這是我妹妹.
真滴?
她真像你.
能給我嗎?
- 抱歉，我們走錯房間了.|- 不，這是...
不. 好吧, 我想我們誤會了.
212? 你說英語嗎?|我們有朋友..
怎麼...
我想你們去理髮了.
我們沒有.
好吧，姑娘們,|這是我朋友Dig...
我是Jerry, 這是Cornelius.|Anthony, 怎麼回事?
我在開派對.|我做了些香蕉台克利酒.
- 你要嗎?|- 要，我想來杯.
過來, 過來.
這是Inez,|那個是Rocky.
來, Bob. 關門.|進來, 夥計.
誰還需要什麼?|Rocky的蘇打水.
- 來, Bob, 給你一杯.|- Anthony, 我得跟你談談!
抱歉.|這貌似是個愉快的夜晚...
但我家出事了.
我不在乎你怎麼想.
Dignan不願意處理.|出來一會兒!
Bob, 我是說我們分析一下這情況好嗎?
首先,|他們要把他扣留多久?
不知道|我只知道Phil說他們逮住他了，他進了監獄.
好，我建議他請律師.
別激怒我, 夥計.
- Dignan, 他說的有道理.|- 我是老大.
- 你要我扔下我兄弟?|- 嗯.
我是說...|弄簡單些, okay?
我們先打電話弄清到底發生了什麼,
如果他四十八小時內沒出來我們就回去，好嗎？
- 啥?|- 可以嗎?
我說這些並不是可以跟你抬杠.
只是你一副猴急猴急要走的樣子.
- 別指手畫腳的.|- 這是集體決定.
啥？說啥...|什麼意思?
我..我不知道該說什麼好.
- 我說?|- 不.
你膚如錦緞.
錦緞?
- 什麼錦緞?|- 你的皮膚這樣光滑柔軟.
- 柔軟.|- 錦緞?
砂紙.錦緞 .
- 錦緞. 新詞彙.|- 真柔軟.
我不知道西班牙語該怎麼說.
我可以吻你嗎?
Marco! Marco!
沒有救生員值班.|你自己擔當游泳的風險.
好吧，我們... 我們會小心的, Jerry. 謝謝你.
介意我插一腳嗎?|開玩笑啦.
我不是那樣木訥.
另外, 我沒帶游泳用具,|水溫怎麼樣?
我要給你寫東西，好嗎?|我想要你拿著這個.
那麼, 謝謝你聆聽我們老掉牙的戰爭故事.
我希望你沒覺得煩不勝煩.
- 好吧，晚安了.|- 再見, Jerry.
是這樣, 是塊兒表, 好嗎?
上面有個鬧鐘...
當我們快要見面時會響.
你按這個按鈕.|按這裡. 看到了嗎?
很簡單.
- 我得走了.|- 很高興遇見你, Inez.
我也是. 我得走了.
雜種!
Bob走了!|他偷了那輛車!
懦夫!|小雜種!
雜種, 夥計.
他趁我們睡覺時開溜了.
- 他一點性格都沒有, 夥計.|- 也許他上商店去了.
不是, 他把他的東西帶走了.|他走遠了.
嘿，打掃衛生?|Inez在嗎?
她9:00開始上班.
哦，好吧,|我沒有表.
她帶走了.
告訴我.|和她共事感覺如何?
我打賭她很擅長...|好的. 再見.
我們會抓住他. 我們會抓住他, 夥計.|別擔心.
我保證我們會炸掉他的車.
讓我憤怒的是想到Bob那張肥臉上的表情...
當他開車溜走時覺得他把我們整了.
- 告訴你些別的...|- Dignan, 拜託.
如果再遇上他，你將看到我從未展示給你的另一面...
變態虐待狂的一面...|因為Bob把我惹急了.
- 拜託, Dignan!|- 拜託啥?
Bob沒偷車.|你知道嗎,他告訴我他要走.
他會去幫他弟弟了.
Dignan, 聽著，抱歉沒告訴你他要走.
你又同我一樣的知情權. 歉甚.
謝謝.|這正是我要的
I我是說，誰說冒險必須有Bob參與了?
哪兒規定了?|沒什麼表明必須有他.
你在幹嘛?
素描而已. 這是個...
這是個，你知道，只是匹馬...
火花閃耀,|有點像星塵.
沒啥
抱歉，只是...
別跟我道歉.|別對我這樣.
別把我當成是個妒忌的朋友,|因為這不是重點.
我像其他人一樣為你高興.
真的？我得走了.
回見, Dignan.|房間裡見.
太詭異了,|整件事.
和你在一起真好.
為什麼你不來我們去的那個酒吧, Dignan?
- 在哪兒?|- 在城裡.
不，我不想去.
為什麼不一起去?
為什麼不去?
好吧.
煙火.
我感覺糟得不能再糟了.
別擔心，他只需要一杯酒.
Hello, 朋友.
- 你在當兵, 是嗎?|- 不. 我只是剪斷了頭髮.
朋友, 一起打檯球吧!
老天，那傢伙是個話癆, 不是嗎?
我覺得她講那故事講得挺不住了. 聖主!
那就是我說的語言障礙.
- 我需要放鬆.|- 朋友，你出老千!
Okay! 我要叫我的哥們來!
當你們聊得正歡時我覺得有一點點沮喪.
神啊, 你知道, 我真不敢相信那傢伙決定揍你.
- 你能遞一下薯條嗎?|- 好的.
Dignan, 當我和Inez在門口時.
如果你不介意,|我不想重溫這個故事.
不想多談論這事兒.
事實上，我唯一想做的就是他媽的離開這個鬼地方.
是啊，我想我們需要一輛車.
我有個主意.
Inez有能打開所有房間的鑰匙, 不是嗎?
她有嗎?
我覺得我們不能那樣做.
我們可以.|很簡單.
我們進別人房間,|拿把車鑰匙...
那不可能, 懂嗎?
那我們只能把車搞開用點火器發動了...
但我還沒放棄搞鑰匙的打算.
- 打算...|- Inez, 我們出去吧.
- 你感覺怎麼樣, Jerry?
我很好, Inez.
他有點不舒服.
- 那，我...|- Bye.
我得照顧他一會兒.
我今晚過得很愉快.
Inez, 抱歉打斷你,|但我靈光一閃..
我得跟你談談, Inez.|我有很多話對你說.
30秒前, 我還很茫然,|然後霧中...
驚現好點子|有如閃電掠過.
為了完美澄清我的心跡. 不要打斷我.|我要在還記得清晰時一口氣兒倒出來.
Um, 交流有些不暢.
那小孩兒呢?|Rocky在哪兒?
- 嘿, Rocky.|- 嗯?
- 能幫我個忙嗎?|- 你想咋的?
我需要你翻譯些東西.
我不能，忙在呢.|我有太多工作要做.
就一會兒.|就三分鐘.
來吧，求你了. 我待會兒幫你洗盤子.
好，以下是我要說的.|我的視角.
美麗聰慧的來自巴拉圭的女孩...
機緣巧合在一個小鎮的旅館工作.
迷茫又疑惑.|迷失了自我.
過得不快樂...
偶然在走廊裡...
遇到並愛上了男孩...
太完美了.
完美的愛情.
我只希望...
她能感到我感覺到的，哪怕一點點.
我要說的是, Inez, 當我們下午做愛時...
很愉快, 你知道嗎?
呃... 說啊, Rocky.
長話短說...
明天離開時,|我想要你跟我們一起走.
我想讓我們, 無論怎樣...
你要上那兒去?
- 嗯?|- 你要上那兒去?
你要上那兒去?
你想要去哦怎麼回答|你要我跟你和Jerry一起生活?
- 我不能走.|- 為什麼不?
為什麼?
- 我告訴你了.|- 那不是理由, Inez.
我跟你解釋過了為什麼想和你一起生活.
聽著，等等.
我們呆在這兒, 好嗎?|我不知道, 但是...
我只是想到什麼就說出來.
你就像紙片.|你知道嗎, 你像垃圾.
像垃圾?
你像紙片般飄過.
在西班牙語裡這不是貶義.
怎麼了, Rocky?
她不想要你留下來.
她不想?
你得瞭解她是個做事有條理的人.
- 她不能離開.|- 她沒這麼說, Rocky?
沒說，我只是想告訴你,|她是個腳踏實地的人.
拜託，別這樣...
打擾.
Anthony 讓我把這個信封給你.
拿去. 我們在這裡過得很愉快.
我們把這個旅館推薦給每個朋友...
好好照顧Anthony.
- 傷好些了嗎?|- 我覺得好多了.
再會.
Jerry!
- 告訴 Anthony我愛他.|- 什麼?
告訴 Anthony我愛他.
好的，夥計
操.|破車!
我不明白.|剛剛還跑得飛快...
過一會就癱在路邊兒了.
我修不了這車.|我沒有工具
就算我有工具, 也不能保證就能修好這種車!
看到那邊的房子了嗎?
我們走過去吧.|去打個電話.
我們得回家, okay?
不.|執行B計劃吧.
我們搭便車到下個鎮子...|搭便車吧...
都結束了, okay?|我們沒錢了.
我們回家吧.
首先，你秀逗了?
你真是驕縱. 有幾千美金不算窮.
我們沒事的.|小挫折而已. 我們可以搭便車...
怎麼了?
好了. 16美元.
那其餘的錢呢?
你給了Inez了.
沒，我沒給過她什麼.
錢在那個信封裡.
魯莽! 你給一個清潔工500美元的小費!
不當之舉!|不可饒恕!
我沒法原諒這行為!|你當時都在想些什麼?
- 她不是清潔工.|- 她就是.
別要挾我. 她就是清潔工.|她是個清潔工.
- 打掃衛生的人就是清潔工|- 你給我當心.
別他媽亂說.
她的名字Inez.
我的是Dignan, 夥計.|那又怎樣?
她不愛你, 夥計.
你上那兒去?
來. 走吧.
你為什麼那麼做, 夥計?
我覺得你不瞭解我在哪兒所經歷的...
別跟我說這些, 夥計...
因為我沒興趣聽.
你就沒想過我在那兒其實過得很開心嗎...
在那個鳥不生蛋的精神病院...
晚上策劃逃跑, 白天和姑娘們一塊兒曬日光浴?
你想過嗎?
你覺得Dignan當時在幹嘛呢?
我跟你說了Dignan被炒魷魚了...|火爆魷魚.
你有想過嗎,|有嗎?
到最後為你自己著想比考慮Dignan要輕鬆些.
Dignan, 拜託.
我覺得我更像個瘋子,知道嗎?
Dignan, 別多想了.
"親愛的Grace, 我喜歡讀你的來信.
我也覺得精神病院裡的日子沒那麼糟糕.
從來沒有.
但你要是覺得孤獨或者想家...
我建議你, 一, 打電話給我.|我住在Bob Mapplethorpe家裡...
二,|讓自己忙起來.
- 這法子對我很有用.|- 嘿, Hector（狗名）.
我有了一個全新的計劃.
Bob和我每天早上5:30 起床|送報紙.
我找了三份工作.
錢不夠用, 而Bob不適合做這些工作.
但我們有彼此作陪...
並且一旦認真工作起來我們都開心了很多.
- 謝謝惠顧. 歡迎再來.|- 謝謝, Fine先生.
Jack, 我工作了.|昨晚我賺了75美元的小費.
Bob的弟弟, 那個超人, 有一些合法的負債.
但我們慢慢地幫他還清了.
我能留3塊錢加個油?
不行.
我開始給一個名叫颶風的足球隊做教練.
他們都是初學者,|但非常上進...
並且屢敗屢戰.
這風格讓我想起來Dignan.
他這個人,|既不憤世嫉俗又不半途而廢.
這麼一天下來我總是很累...
沒空去吹牛...
浪費時間了.
我確實有個好建議, Grace.
進學校學門外語吧.
我沒學過,|知道不懂外語的損失有多大.
好吧，再會, Grace.
想你.|別忘了給我回信.
Anthony."
Okay, 他在那兒.
我是Dignan. 等等!
上那兒去?
遛狗而已.
你回來多久了?
有一段日子了.
過得怎麼樣？
挺好的.
我真希望傷人的話...
不是我說的...
呃...
對不起...
關於...
握個手?
你穿的是什麼啊?
跳傘服.
喜歡嗎?|我訂購了一打.
Anthony, 我想把你介紹給Applejack.
- Applejack, 這是Anthony.|- Anthony Adams.
Henry先生! 這是Dignan!
來客人了.
- 他說他什麼時候來?|- 馬上.
你覺得下雨了嗎?|我覺得...
嘿! 上帝!
下面天氣怎麼樣?
- 進來.|-門是鎖著的.
- 沒有，進來, 小子.|- Okay.
我剛試過,|再試一次.
開著的吧!
他噴我水..
- Dignan, 很高興見到你.|- 嘿 Henry先生.
Applejack, 很高興...
你誰呀?
- 他是Anthony...|- 這不厚道，帶生人來.
爽嗎, 夥計?|想啥呢?
你他媽瘋了嗎?
過得好嗎?
他是我的經理, Rowboat.
我把你淋濕了, 是嗎小子?|進來, 小的們.
來.
就這樣.|上旋.
使勁兒!
好，他學得很快.
- 你入伙嗎?|- 不知道. 你入伙嗎?
- 你不明白.|- 我來給你解釋這工作.
- 你不曉得.|- 我給你解釋.
我有了決定落實的計劃, okay?
聽我說完.
叫做Hinckley冷藏技術.|有幾個關鍵地方:
炸藥, 撐桿,|笑氣(一氧化二氮,氧化亞氮), 直升機...
你能想到這計劃有多完美嗎? 夥計!
我不想入伙.
我知道,但他要是沒激情的話 誰會要他?
你說了一路了.
如果你願意，我去跟他談談.
你願意跟他談，Henry先生?|太好了.
- 要棒棒糖嗎?|- 要.
- 你想要點兒什麼, Anthony?|- 不用，謝謝.
聽著.
你知道嗎...
你讓他失望了,|你不知道嗎?
你什麼意思?
我願意公司裡的那小子...
人不錯,|活兒糙.
所以我不得不炒掉他.
六個月之後...
我接到他從...
200公里外打來的電話.
我說, "你他媽在哪兒幹嘛呢?"
他聲音失落.
你懂我的意思嗎?
我能感覺得到.|那個可憐的傢伙.
他在那兒，覺得自己有個組織.
結果到頭來還是一個人.
那不好受，夥計.|確實不好受.
給你，Henry先生.
- 考慮得怎麼樣了?|- 好吧，我想了很久了.
我們還為你留著位子.
你不必那樣做.
- 來！兜兜風.|- 車太小了坐不下我們倆.
不小. 上來.|我帶你去溜溜.
- 你從哪兒弄到的摩托?|- 我從...
你穿的是什麼?
跳傘服.
- Clay, 看這個傢伙.|- 他看上去像個馬戲團小丑.
像個香蕉.|你從哪兒來, 夥計?
從附近.
- 他給我家修過草坪.|- 真滴?
他活兒做得不錯... 修建樹叢,|大打掃, 修剪草坪.
你那個園藝公司叫啥來著?
叫Wranglers園藝公司.
來.
加油干, 霹靂遊俠.
那是園藝, 不是除草.
別聽那傢伙亂說.
我不曉得，有時候...
我不總是像我看起來那樣的自信.
- 你看到那傢伙開的車嗎?|- 看見了.
很酷.
好.
且慢.
怎麼了?
媽的，我入伙了.
- 啥?|- 我入伙了.
我就知道你會回來的.
三個條件.
一：你制定計劃.
二：Bob也得入伙.
第三個.
你得給我也弄件跳傘服.
- 你喜歡跳傘服?|- 嗯!
好，成交.
- 你做得很正確.|- 是啊，我知道.
好吧. 回見.
- 要幫忙嗎?|- 不，我能行.
啊！挖眼.
再挖.
退後一點兒!
嘿，夥計們.|歡迎回來.
- 他回來了，Henry先生.|- Bob在哪兒? 那個闊少?
- 嘿，你好嗎?|- 過得怎麼樣
Dignan!怎麼樣?|進來.
- 沒什麼.|- 你們喝點兒什麼?
- 我要水.|- 我要杯Tom Collins（酒名）.
Tom Collins. 好的.
我想說的是過去發生的太操蛋了.
- 很高興看到你.|- 是啊，運氣不好.
- 別談過去了.|- 太傻了.
我們真傻真的.|傻得冒泡.
我想讓你知道我沒指望你道歉.
這傢伙?|"我沒指望你道歉."
- 別多說這些了.|- 你當然不想多說.
你巴不得我弟弟死在監獄裡!
- 你說只關48小時!|- 我沒說.
- 騙子!|- 放你媽的屁!
- 到後院來! 現在!來單挑！|- 在這兒等會兒.
- 來, Bob.|- 後? 這是我家, 混蛋!
- 過來!|- 等等!
我知道你很生氣但我覺得...
- 既然我們聚在一塊了. 好好談談吧.|- 等等!
Bob 是個真爺們.|我們活在現實中.
我們不用擁抱來解決麻煩. 我們用拳頭.
我就跟你談談.
- 行啦!|- Bob, 別動!
- 這是我家?|- 住手!
別打了!
- 你給我了個作勾拳.|- Okay, 別打啦.
Bob, 過來.
我抱一下他得了.
我們在幹嗎?|怎麼了?
夥計!
- 你瘋了.|- 我知道，我只是，我秀逗了.
- 過來.|- 我一直盼著見你.
Bob, 我們想拉你入伙，如果你願意.
Roberto, 我整理下思路.
- 你不會打網球.|- 不會.
- 不會打高爾夫.|- 不會.
那你幹嘛進鄉村俱樂部?
你問住我了.
好小子.
- 真好吃.|- 是啊，你想簽字嗎.
我做的是手指上的活兒.
我通常做的是
弄些聲音出來，還有輕撫.
- 過得好嗎Bob?|- 嘿, Jackson.
你們什麼時候回城裡來?
不好說.|我上次聽到他們在『新加坡』酒吧.
你弟弟那天在那兒.|他說你離家出走了.
- 什麼?|- 你離家出走了.
操.
- 回見.|- 夥計們. Bob, 很高興在這兒見到你.
其他人呢?
- 嘿, John Mapplethorpe.|- Kumar.
很高興見到你.
Applejack, 很高興見到你.
- John, 很榮幸見到你.|- 你是?
Jackson說你告訴他我離家出走了.
我可能提到過.
我26歲了.|我沒離家出走.
哦，好吧.|你去執行絕密任務了.
抱歉，我忘了我什麼都不該說.
我希望你別晃來晃去造我的謠.
好吧，我道歉.
我知道你的好名聲很重要.
我不會這樣了.
- Jonathan.|- 什麼?
你知道嗎, Jonathan...
世界需要空想者.
- 嗯?|- 我不這樣認為.
有一天我希望你會清醒過來...
並且意識到你不是我兄弟了...
也沒有朋友了，到那時...
我會站在你面前恥笑你.
老天!
我只是開玩笑.
- 我們還好吧?|- 好.
我沒想冒犯你, Bob...
但你弟弟是個混球.
- 我知道.|- 你生氣了?
- 沒有.|- 好.
歡迎，我有漂亮屋子
西班牙裔男子, 非煙民,|進了輛白色貨車, 西北門.
- 記下來.|- 記了.
好的.|開走了, 像往常一樣.
完成了, 夥計. 我們標記了後門,|標記了前門...
因為跑過來,|做了調查.
這些明天兌現.
- 該完成了.|- 你畫啥呢?
給你看看.
喔, 你的大作.
開始... 這麼翻過來，好.
我喜歡這畫兒.|你真有才.
告訴我.
你覺得Inez怎麼樣?
- 作為一個人?|- 作為一個女人.
我喜歡她.
我覺得她人不錯，很和氣.
很性感. 我並不像你那樣瞭解她.
這就是我為什麼沒猶豫..
Rocky那小子真是個怪胎.
誰? Rocky?
- 他說他愛你.|- 啥?
事啊, 他說他愛你..
- 他...|- 太詭異了.
他是在翻譯嗎?
在翻譯我的話嗎?
他說他愛你.
不是在翻譯|這是我的理解.
他說的是英語.|我的反應是, "嗯? Okay. 我..."
喔! Anthony,你上那兒去?
他只是個糊塗小子!|Anthony, 回來!
你毀了我們的埋伏了.|也許我沒聽懂他的話.
我想找個旅館.|我不知道地區代碼.
我只知道旅館名字.
- 聽著，我能跟他說句話嗎?|- 當然可以.
我在想.
也許我跟你一起去會讓你有安全感.
給你做後援.
- 呃, Chicky?|- 沒錯.
我是說，不會有人受傷吧?
不會，但是...
你得兩面都考慮|是你拉我入行的.
哦，是的, 最糟會怎樣?
最糟... 如果你明天去...
你的輝煌歷史又添了一筆.
沒錯.
我找Inez?
她是清潔工.|她在那兒工作過.
別這樣, 女士.
聽著，我只是... 我想想辦法.
好吧，這是你的決定.
如果你覺得沒問題...
我就放心了...
只要你讓我放手去做.
操，我會傳授你絕招的, 小子.
你賊膽包天.
客房服務.
Carmen, 過得好嗎?
我找Inez.|你今天見她了嗎? 她在嗎?
不在.
嘿，夥計. 還好嗎？
Hello.
我找Inez.|她是清潔工.
- 她是?|- 清潔工. 稍等.
- 找你的. 電話.|- 謝謝.
太好了!|她還認得我的聲音!
不，我在一個派對上.
老天, 聽起來不錯.|過得好嗎？
好!
我很好,|尤其是現在.
我找你找瘋了.|問了旅館裡的每個人.
我什麼時候能見到你?
天啊, 你的英語進步很大.
- 很流利了, Inez!|- 謝謝.
我聽說...
或者是...
有謠言說, ...
說你愛我.
沒錯.
爽!
老天啊, Inez!
獵鳥狗 呼叫 稻草人.
- 回答.|- 收到, 獵鳥狗
我身處地可以看到你.|很清晰.
很好, 獵鳥狗.|很好. 繼續監控.
我們走!
豬頭, 準備好了嗎?
- 好啦.|- 祝我們好運!
行動起來! 快!|齊頭並進!
快!
稻草人?
- 收到, 鐮刀.|- 上面一切順利嗎, 兄弟?
一切正常. 我們正在靠近左右邊的電梯.
- 繼續監控. 收到, 獵鳥狗.
- 挪到第二位置上去. 速度!|- 馬上.
你們坐電梯.|我守著樓梯.
- 鐮刀. 你還好吧?|- 很好.
我從樓梯上去. 一切正常. 哦，老天，我磕了下膝蓋!
檢驗通信設備! 鐮刀!
嗯? 我很好.
停下! 讓它降下來! 來!
快. 走.|你上哪兒去？過來.
六分鐘後在檢查站會合.
檢查站!
- 他化名是什麼來著?|- 啥?
他是蘋果白蘭地! 快!
- 我們到哪兒去?|- 到這個走廊.
- 你緊張嗎?|- 緊張.
就是這兒，天吶.
好極了
沒問題.
嘿, 鐮刀, 回答.
- 嗯|- 你知道嗎？
嗯?
我真的不想幹這票
- 你知道?|- 夥計我也不想.
- 你想我過你哪兒去嗎?|- 保持通話.
嘿，獵鳥狗，有什麼情況嗎
沒有，一切正常.
好，也應該正常.
我在上面可以看到很壯觀的景色.
我能看到從東頭到西頭的整個城市.
Anthony, 電梯動了.
- 誰在上面?|- 不知道.
去看看!|是!
Bob, 你在幹嘛?
- 我的對講機出了問題.|- 我看看!
- 你把它摔地上了? 來!|- 沒摔啊!
你應該守著卸貨區的!
你下去.|我在那兒一個人受夠了!
- 快!|- 怎麼了?
是Bob.|他把他的對講機摔壞了.
誰守著門?|去盯住那個位置，混球!
蘋果白蘭地, 說話.|怎麼回事兒?
有人來了.
- 看!|- 我的主!
別動, 夥計們!
- 別動!|- 過這邊來.
來! 靠著牆!|來!
緊貼著牆! 快!
- 快!|- 這兒!
- 看著天花板.|- 背靠著牆!
- 你們在這兒幹嘛?|- 上班!
- 你們這時候總是去吃午飯了!|- 不總是.
總是!|好吧，讓我想想.
報時!
馬上! 上帝!
- 你他娘在這兒幹嘛?|- 夥計，我的對講機壞了.
- 還有兩分鐘.|- 好.
- 戴上面具!|- 他們已經看到我們長什麼樣子了, Dignan!
戴上面具!
豬頭, 出狀況了.|你坐那兒幹嘛?
- 我試過了. 取不出來.|- 你取不出來?
- 取不出來.|- 拜託，夥計!
Bob, 戴上面具行嗎.
- 或者轉開臉.|- 戴不上去!
Dignan, 怎麼回事兒?
- 豬頭哪去了?|- 算了吧，放棄算了!
你打不開,因為你從來就不知道怎麼打開!
你絕對是迷路了!
- 你們在這兒幹嘛?|- 別動!
- 這些人是誰?|- 老天!
- 老天, Bob! 這他媽..|- 把槍放下, 強人!
- 你怎麼搞的?|- 我啥都沒做!
- 你還好吧?|- 你打中他了?
不是，他肯定是心臟病發作了!
放煙霧彈.|我們走！
快走!
檢查他的心律!
- 檢查他的心律!|- 上電梯!
- 我看不清.|- 輕點兒!
難以置信!
- 我沒打中他.|- 他心臟不好, 夥計!
堅持住，夥計，堅持住.
穩住.來.讓他這樣靠著
- 來, 這樣子，夥計.|- 他看起來糟透了.
- 什麼聲音?|- 保持鎮定. 別動.
- 誰拉了警報?|- 那是火警!
- 誰拉了火警?|- 因為他奶奶的煙霧彈!
豬頭哪去了?
- 我們下去. 走!|- 我把事情玩砸了.
- 玩砸了，夥計.|- 你在冷庫做什麼?
沒幹啥.|我和你們聯繫不上了.
你怎麼聯繫我們，夥計?
你在冷庫裡面幹嘛?
我們走!
- 等等豬頭.|- 豬頭快點兒!
速度啊，豬頭!
- 開門.|- 開不開，鎖上了.
- 開門!|- 快!
- 電梯壞了.|- 什麼?
- 蘋果白蘭地哪去了?|- 他被困在二樓了!
- 在樓層間.|- 他給你車鑰匙了嗎?
- 蘋果白蘭地是司機啊.|- 怎麼回事兒?
- 不知道.|- 快跑!
快!
- 你不是計劃得好好的嗎?|- 我不知道. 快走.
- 我到Bob家跟你會合!|- 嗯?
- 我得把蘋果白蘭地救出來.|- 不，別回去了.
- 我得回去.|- 別!
- 我這次得單干了, 親愛的.|- 好吧， Dignan...
- 我沒時間爭論!|- 我也沒時間!
你快回Bob那兒吧!|快去!
誰是領導?
你!你這呆瓜！|快走!
我來吧.
你得讓我行動.
Dignan, 你知道你回去後會怎樣.
我不知道.
他們逮不到我的, 夥計...
因為我他媽是無辜的.
進去，集中注意呼吸.
你的心臟需要氧氣.
我沒鑰匙，開門!
別動! 別動!
- 舉起手來，放在車上!|- 舉起手來! 快!
放下槍!
- 別動!|- 放下槍!
放下槍!
Bob, 他在那兒.
一個月下來,還有23天.
不管怎麼說，我告訴地方法院檢查官:
"打我的那個警察肯定把失憶癥傳染給我了."
- 失憶癥?|- 檢查官問的正是這個.
失憶癥就是你想不起來做過的事情.
- 就像健忘癥.|- 對.
失憶癥-----喪失記憶的病癥.
- 告訴Henry先生這是我說的.|- 好的.
那， Henry先生回來探望我嗎?
我看不會.
他真的去洗劫Bob家了.
- 你在說笑?|- 是真的.
真不敢相信.
我也差點把他家搶了.
你覺得蘋果白蘭地知道嗎?
他出院後我們就沒和他有聯繫了.
他的起訴被撤銷了.
- 嗯，為什麼?|- 不清楚.
我覺得Henry先生有問題
沒辦法，他們考慮到了他的健康問題
- 從Bob那兒他分到了多少?|- 差不多全部.
- 我打賭他弄到那隻大鋼琴了.|- 他弄到了全部.
我打賭那鋼琴值一萬塊.
抱歉, Bob.
不過, 你知道嗎這樣子...
反而使我和我弟弟更親密了.
我是指，那天我們出去挑選新鋼琴時...
他看著我說:|"Bob, 雖然你是個呆瓜...
但仍是我的兄弟."
我被打動了.
他一般感情不外露的.
- 嘿，我和Inez昨晚通電話.|- 是嗎?
她過來時會給你扛一麻袋吃的.
- 真的?|- 真的.
她挺喜歡我的.|好好待她.
你有什麼特別的需要嗎?|沒有
呃...
- 我有東西給你們.|- 是嗎？
我做的皮帶扣.
你倆一人一個.
我多做了幾個...
你知道的，給豬頭、蘋果白蘭地和Henry先生.
不過...|也該給Inez一個.
無所謂. 給他們吧.
我不在乎.
小號的.
旅行裝.
- 謝謝.|- 我們做了我們想做的, 不是嗎?
是啊，我們做了.
好吧，謝謝你們來看我
見到你真好.
- 你帶打撈工具了嗎?|- 打撈工具?
我想我找打了出去的方法.
- 別說笑了!|- 我是認真的.
- 怎麼出來?|- 等我的指示.
我們到下一道門錢, 你們有30秒的時間擺平看守.
- 什麼?|- 30 秒!
在西北檢查站那裡等著，別讓車熄火.
- Bob和我會爬過柵欄.|- 等等!
Bob, 你記著，幫我擋子彈! 他們不用向你開槍的!
- 你準備好了嗎?|- 等等!
我們走! 就現在!
太可笑了，你以前在精神病院而我現在在監獄裡?哈哈哈
Hey, Dr. Nichols, I was just coming down to say good-bye.
Anthony, I came to help you with your bags.
That's okay. I can take 'em down myself. I got 'em.
What's... What's this?
What's going on?
Well, see, my friend Dignan didn't realize this was a voluntary hospital...
and he got this whole escape thing worked out.
He just got so excited about the thing...
I didn't have the heart to tell him...
no, that...
Look how excited he is.
I gotta do it this way, Dr. Nichols. I gotta climb out.
It's only one floor down.
Okay. But can you do it fast?
You know, this doesn't look good. None of this looks good at all.
Well, thanks very much, Dr. Nichols.
You've really been a great help. You've been a great doctor.
Well, thank you.
Can you hand me my bag, please?
See ya.
Hey, Anthony, don't try to save everybody, okay?
Okay, I won't.
Dennis!
- See ya later, Felicia. - Hey, Anthony. Thanks for everything.
- Good-bye. Take care. - Bye, Barbara.
- See ya, Chris. - Thanks, Anthony.
Come on. Any problems? Yes! Wonderful.
Wait, wait. Who'd you get to do that?
Did you bribe the janitor? Smart.
- Driver, what's our E.T.A.? - 7:30.
Good. We're on schedule. Here's our agenda for the next few months.
- You'll find everything is in order. - Practice job. Looks good.
That's our first move when we get back. Look it over. I'll brief you on the way.
This is what I was trying to do.
The practice job, a heist.
You and I both respond to goals.
- It all leads to Mr. Henry. - The guy from the letters.
Exactly. This is rough.
You and I respond to structure...
and that's what's important.
"The next 50."
So, did you enjoy your first visit to the nuthouse?
Come on. Be sensitive to the fact that other people...
are not comfortable talking about emotional disturbances.
You know I am. I'm fine with that. But other people...
Put it behind you. You're out. You're better.
- You're right. - And so it begins.
Now, we should also get on a fitness regime... sit-ups, hitting the bags...
I was running ten miles a day when I was in the desert.
Were you really? That's good cardiovascular.
When did you get so avid about the fitness thing, Dignan?
What? What do you mean by avid?
I've never known you to be all that athletic.
You've never known me to be all that athletic?
- Does it sound weird? - Not that you're not a good athlete.
- Does it sound weird to talk about it? - It doesn't sound weird.
I'm not saying it's the top priority, but I think it's a good goal.
- I think it's a really good goal. - Here, put these on.
- Obviously, good quickness. - Yeah, in and out pretty fast.
- Real fast, and good intensity. - High intensity.
Great, 'cause I was like really fast.
The preparation was good. I think that's your specialty.
If I said that, it would sound like bragging. Okay, criticisms.
- Criticisms. - I've only one: not very thorough.
- Left a lot of valuables. - I don't think that was a mistake.
That was one of the limitations of this job.
By the way, great job in there.
- It was nice working with you, 'cause... - Thank you.
Next order of business: Mr. Henry.
You're probably wondering when I'm going to introduce you to Mr. Henry.
In answer to that question, very soon. In fact, judging from how well that...
Here you go. You gotta do that.
Judging from how well that job went today...
including the coins and earrings...
was, to say the least...
You took the earrings, Dignan? You took 'em?
Well, it's my fault. Ultimately, Anthony, when are you gonna learn?
Man, you got another ball! Should I play your game?
I know you remember the list, 'cause you signed it.
"The things Dignan's not supposed to touch."
I can't be sorting through all that shit in the middle of a burglary.
Hey, I don't care, okay? I bought the earrings for my mother's birthday.
I went down, I picked 'em out myself.
Hey, one thing is, every valuable item in the house was on that list.
Maybe we should've robbed your house. Did you ever think of that?
I bet that never crossed your mind.
What? What? Come on, Dignan!
You know there's nothing to steal from my mom and Craig.
Hey, Grace!
You're supposed to be in Arizona.
What, you don't say hi anymore? Come on.
Is this the... Are you the pilot?
No, I'm Anthony. I'm Grace's brother.
Will you excuse us for a minute, Bernice?
- Are you sure? - Yeah.
You told her...
You told your friend Bernice I'm some kind of jet pilot?
What was I supposed to say, they stuck you in an insane asylum?
It wasn't an insane asylum, Grace. I explained it was for exhaustion.
Exhaustion?
Yes, exhaustion.
You haven't worked a day in your life. How could you be exhausted?
Okay, sit down. Okay?
I didn't come up here today to argue with you, okay?
- I got some friends waiting for me... - Who?
- Some associates. - Dignan?
Yeah, Dignan, but also...
What's wrong with Dignan, Grace? I thought you liked Dignan.
- I do like Dignan. - Then why did you sigh?
But he's a liar.
Bob Mapplethorpe, potential getaway driver, go!
- Go. - There's an air of mystery about me.
Don't complicate it. Your strength is you have a car you can provide.
Sell yourself. Start over. You ready? Go.
Okay. All right. I'm a risk taker.
I'm growin' an entire crop of marijuana plants in my parents' back yard.
Wait a second. You're growing an entire crop of marijuana in your back yard?
Dignan, look. I'm just not that good at this selling yourself stuff, okay?
So I'm just gonna tell you the truth.
I really want to be a part of this team...
and I'm the only one with a car.
That's good.
'Cause that hits me right here.
Okay, can you do me a favor and take...
I want you to take these earrings and put them in Mom's mahogany box.
- Put them in your backpack. - What are you doing with these?
Could you just put them in the box, please, Grace?
You've really gotten into the bad habit of asking a huge amount of questions.
God.
I gotta go, okay, pal?
What's gonna happen to you, Anthony?
Geez, Grace, what the hell kind of question is that to ask me?
When are you coming home?
Grace, I can't come home. I'm an adult.
Why you looking at me like that? Huh?
When I was little, I wanted to know what caused thunder...
How'd it go with Grace? How'd it go?
- Can we leave, please, Bob? - Sure.
Little kids are really cute. She is a cute little kid.
What happened? I just have no idea. I mean, how did Grace get so cynical?
I can't answer that now. My only concern is getting you back in the car.
- She's come to this conclusion... - Get back in the car where you can...
- She thinks I'm a failure. - What? She said you were a failure?
What has she ever accomplished with her life?
- What do I do? - You don't have to do anything.
I'm not saying that she has to look up to me at all.
- Don't worry about it. - Maybe she should. Why not?
- She told her friend I was a pilot. - Stop for a second and look at this.
- Oh, no. - Fact: I learned more...
in the two months I spent with Mr. Henry...
than I learned in 15 years of academic study.
Fact: I can guarantee you, after Mr. Henry sees us pull this job...
he's gonna take a personal interest in our future.
Fact: Mr. Henry drives a Jaguar.
Fact: The picture's not doing it for me right now.
Well, does the fact that I'm trying to do it do it for you?
I hate to interrupt your conversation, guys...
but I think I know what you've been going through...
'cause I've been through some pretty heavy shit myself.
If you're feeling alone, like nobody in the world cares...
and nobody in the fucking world gives a shit, then I'm here.
- That was a stop sign. - I'm ready to listen, man.
If you want, I'll even open up first.
My brother... That's a shit situation. He beats the crap out of me always.
I don't suppose either of you know why Bob's car is parked out front.
Yeah, he's here.
- He's ins... - He's here at the house.
Let me see if Bob's keeping the pool clean.
- That's Future Man. - Yeah, I know.
What the fuck is this?
Vamanos, Clay. Bob, you were told to thoroughly clean the pool this morning.
- It's a leaf. - It was one leaf!
Your name's Anthony, isn't it?
Yeah, his name's Anthony. My name's Dignan.
I'm Stacy Sinclair, Elizabeth's sorority sister.
I didn't know she had a sister.
Oh, my God. You have the best sense of humor.
She is going to be so jealous I saw you here.
So, you go to school in Arizona, right?
- No, I was in the hospital. - Oh, what for?
I went nuts.
- He's kidding. He didn't go nuts. - You poor thing. How'd it happen?
- Do you really wanna know? - Yes, I really do.
One morning over at Elizabeth's beach house...
she asked me if I'd rather go water skiing or lay out.
And I realized that not only did I not want to answer that question...
but I never wanted to answer another water-sports question...
or see any of these people again for the rest of my life.
Three days later I was on my way out to the desert, and that was that.
Bullying son of a bitch!
You're calling me a bully? Here's a bully for ya!
Hold on, Bob! You're only gonna make this take longer!
You're really complicated, aren't you?
- My ear! - I try not to be.
Okay, escape route is crucial...
in case somebody is tailing us or even chasing us, as the case may be.
We can't be sure how it is gonna happen.
Do you think we're gonna be chased?
That's a good question. No, I don't think we're gonna be chased.
I'm just being hypocritical here. However, I will say...
Bob, please don't interrupt me, man, 'cause I'm trying to stay focused.
You're responsible for the external situation, streets and the getaway.
Excuse me. Are the explosives really necessary here?
I think it would be a lot more simple if I just walked up to the door alone.
- I think that would be... - Why are you undermining me?
How many bullets does this thing take? Look, I'm paying attention.
Goddamn it! You're not paying attention if you're messing around with the gun!
Now, quit... Anthony, keep the gun on the table.
Look, Dignan, relax.
I can't focus unless the gun is on the table.
- I paid for it. - Shut up, man!
I'm warning you now. Be quiet, please.
- It's true. I paid for the gun. - Say it one more time.
Say it again. Repeat what you just said.
I paid for the gun.
He's out. You're out too.
- And I don't think I'm in, either. - Calm down.
No gang! You two just don't give a shit.
When it comes right down to it, you don't care.
How does an asshole like Bob get such a great kitchen?
I apologize. That was poor leadership.
I'm under a lot of pressure right now, and...
I don't feel like the team is gelling the way...
if I can even use that word, 'cause I don't even know if we are a team.
Hey, we are a team.
Yeah, a team.
There. You see, the star is me. Right there. I'll be in there.
The X is Anthony. Bob, you're the zero out here in the car.
What are you putting that tape on your nose for?
Exactly.
Let's get lucky.
Yo, you open the door.
- Okay, wait right here. - Come on, let's go.
Don't panic. Get him to open the door.
- Don't panic. - I left my sweater inside.
I know. Do you have a lost and found?
- Here he comes. - A lost and found?
- I'm sorry. We're closed, sir. - I left my sweater in...
What's that on your nose?
I cut it. I got a cut across the bridge. Do you have a lost and found?
- Can you come back tomorrow? - I can't. I gotta get it tonight.
Well, let me check with my manager. Hold on one second. Just stand inside.
Hey, excuse me, sir. We're closed.
- Oh. What about that guy? - I left my sweater in here.
- He forgot his sweater. - Oh, yeah? I left some money in there.
- Money? Where? - In the cash register. Step back.
Stockers! Where are the other stockers?
Who? Robbie? He might be in Literature. That's his section.
Hey, is that the manager? Who is that? Come here!
- I'm gonna go down this aisle. - What's going on here?
- I'm sending you both back there. - All right!
Come on, move!
Okay, sit down! Get up against the wall!
What's in here? Where's the money? Talk, stretch!
It's in the drawer.
Okay, there it is. Come on, open up that drawer.
- No, it's not. - The other one!
There's the money. Okay.
Put it in one of those bags. Get one of those bags.
Let's move! Come on! A bigger one, you idiot!
Don't call me an idiot, you punk.
Do you have bigger bags for atlases or dictionaries, sir?
- Robbie? - Uh-huh.
Aren't you supposed to be in literature?
- It's all full up. - They need you in the office right now.
Put the money in the little bags. We'll just use a lot of them.
Quickly. Just do your best.
Why do you wear that tape on your nose?
Little bags, man.
Okay, everybody... I want everybody to just sit tight.
Okay. Thank you so much.
Success! Full success! We're heading back to Bob's.
We're gonna hit the road and go on the lam! Go!
Okay now, before we divide the loot, let me say one thing.
Bob gets the "Spirit Award" on this caper.
And although his share won't be as equal as ours...
- What? What are you... - Come here, Bob.
Did you see the look he gave me? Don't double-cross this guy.
Great work, both of you. Clink, clink.
So, Dignan, what's next?
Do we meet the crew after we go on the lam or what?
Everybody wants to know what's next. May I enjoy this moment?
What crew?
Now is not a good time to bring up the crew.
Goddamn it.
Ya son of a bitch! You're gonna cut me out!
Wait a second, Bob. Nobody's cutting anybody out of anything.
- Let me show you this. - Whoa.
Bob should see this.
Bob, I got something.
- What's this supposed to be? - That's the crew.
That's Mr. Henry. He's a... I know.
Anthony, that's the Lawn Wranglers...
the landscape company that Dignan here used to work for.
What do you mean, landscaping?
I mean push the mower, trim the hedge... landscaping.
- Landscaping? - Landscaping.
Yes, they're landscapers, okay? Yes, they're landscapers.
But did it ever occur to you that a landscaping crew...
is a perfect front for an operation?
Look at this. You've seen this picture.
That is Mr. Henry, and aside from owning the Lawn Wranglers...
he is a very talented thief.
Then why aren't you over there right now?
Because we're fugitives.
And also because he fired me.
Best job I ever had...
working my way up, meeting people...
listening to stories.
One day he walks over and says, "Dignan, you're out," just like that.
By the way, man, he was right.
Just because it's a front doesn't mean somebody doesn't have to do landscaping.
But those days are over now.
Just a matter of time before I pick up the phone and say...
"Mr. H., we are coming home."
So don't worry about your future, man, because I am thinking.
If you don't mind, I'd appreciate it if you didn't mention...
to Bob about me getting fired.
I won't.
On the run from Johnny Law.
It ain't no trip to Cleveland.
I love it!
And another one for me!
Bobby, one for you!
Anthony, fire away!
Somebody hand me one! I'm gonna throw it out the window! Cherry bomb!
Did you hear that?
Dignan, I don't expect you to be as depressed as I am...
but I don't think... Watch the road, Bob.
But I don't think that your happiness is quite appropriate.
I mean, your 75-year plan does not seem to be working, you know?
The only thing I've learned so far is that crime does not pay.
Gee, man, that's not the greatest attitude in the world to have.
I don't think we get anywhere by complaining, guys.
Okay. You're right.
There we go.
Perfect little place to lie low.
We'II get in touch with Mr. Henry. I'll get the best room in the house.
Crime does pay.
I can't get my hair cut. That's just no possible, all right?
You're gonna have to dye it red, man, 'cause we need to hide our identities.
No, I'm sorry. I can't do that either.
Even if it's the difference between some trooper throwing us in jail or not?
I guess so.
Then you, my dear friend, are a damn fool.
Let's go, Bob. Come on. Bob, let's go!
- See you. - See you later, Bob.
A damn fool!
- Excuse me. - No, it's okay. Come on in.
Oh, excuse me.
Gee, it's great how you're able to bring a room to life like this...
with just a little touch.
Geez, it's... It's nice out today, isn't it?
Boy, you get a nice breeze with that door open like this.
It was kind of stuffy in here.
Do you do all of these rooms yourself? All of these...
I'm Anthony. Anthony.
What's your name?
- Inez. - Inez. That's... Wow.
Oh. Sorry.
Sorry this is such a mess here.
Here, let me give you a hand with this.
I think I might've seen you earlier when I was swimming.
Did you happen to see me there? By the pool?
Yeah, that was me.
Yep.
You speak English?
Spanish?
You have really good posture, you know? You stand up very straight.
You know, people think that 'cause they're in a hotel...
that they can really just kind of act like slobs.
It's bad manners, if you ask me.
But then, if I were guilty of it, yeah.
Which part of Mexico are you from?
- Paraguay. - Paraguay.
Boy, okay. That's kind of over...
- Excuse me. - Under Guatemala, I think.
Sorry, Inez.
These towels are still warm.
I guess that's from the dryer. See?
Housekeeping.
- Sorry. - No. We're just checking out.
- 0 and 2. - Son of a bitch!
That's a good haircut there. Parted on the side.
- Thank you. - That's what my friend needs to get.
Bob, get one like this.
- They're one out away from a win. - Here, you go first.
May I speak to you for a moment, please?
It's about my marijuana crop. I don't want everyone to hear this.
- I don't want to lose my place in line. - My brother is in jail.
What? Wait a second. Your brother's... Why?
- The weed. - What weed?
The weed from my back... from my back yard.
They got him by the balls. What's the official charge?
They say he's a drug dealer.
That's so unfair. They say he's a drug dealer?
You and I both know he's not a drug dealer.
Right?
- He's not a drug dealer. - I know, Dignan. I know.
Well? Well, Bob, what about hiding our identities?
I'm sorry, guys. We're gonna have to take a rain check.
God, this is great, sitting here in the laundry room...
you working on your vocabulary and we're sharing these tamales.
It's... It's just, how unexpected.
What is that, Inez?
Does that open?
Wow, you were just a little girl when this was taken.
A little girl in Paraguay.
May I keep this? May I have it?
She's my sister.
Really?
She looks just like you.
Can I keep it anyway?
- I'm sorry. We're in the wrong room. - No, man, this is...
No. Okay, I guess there's been a mistake made.
212? Do you speak English? We have a friend.
What the...
Thought you guys went to get your hair cut.
No, we didn't.
Well, gang, this is my friend Dig...
My name's Jerry, and this is Cornelius. Anthony, what's going on?
I'm having a party in here. I made some banana daiquiris.
- Do you want one? - Yeah, I guess I'll have one.
Come on in here, man.
This is Inez, and that's Rocky right there.
Come on, Bob. Shut the door. Get in here, man.
Anybody else want anything? Soda for Rocky.
- Come on, Bob, let me get you one. - Anthony, I've got to talk to you!
Look, I'm sorry. This seems like a nice soiree...
but I've got a family situation.
I don't care what you think.
Dignan does not want to deal with it. Please come outside for a minute!
Bob, I'm just saying we gotta analyze the situation, okay?
First of all, how long are they gonna hold him?
I don't know. All I know is that Phil says they got him, that he's in jail.
Okay, I've made a suggestion that he needs to hire an attorney.
You are pushing your luck, man.
- Hey, Dignan, he does have a point. - I'm the leader.
- You think I should abandon my brother? - Yeah.
I'm saying let's keep it... Let's keep it very simple, okay?
We'll make some calls, figure out what's going on...
and if he's not out in 48 hours, then we'II go back, okay?
- What? - Is that okay?
And I wasn't trying to antagonize you by saying that stuff.
It's just you were gonna fly off half-cocked.
- Don't tell me what I was gonna do. - It's a team decision.
What? What did you... What does that mean?
l... I don't know what to say.
- What I'm talking? - No.
Your skin feels like silk.
Like silk?
- What silk? - Your skin, it feels so soft and silky.
- It's soft. - Silk?
Sandpaper. Silk.
- Silk. A new word. - It's very soft.
I don't know it in Spanish.
Can I kiss you?
Marco! Marco!
No lifeguard on duty. Swim at your own risk.
Okay, we'll... We'll be very careful, Jerry. Thank you.
You guys mind if I take a dip? Hey, I'm kidding.
I'm not that insensitive.
Besides, I didn't bring my trunks, anyway. How's the water down there?
I'm gonna give you something, okay? I want you to hold onto this.
Well, thank you for listening to our old war stories.
I hope they didn't bore you too terribly.
- Well, anyway, good evening. - Bye, Jerry.
Anyways, the watch, okay?
It has an alarm on it...
and will go off and make a sound when we're supposed to meet.
You do that by this little button. You can just press that. See?
It's pretty simple.
- I have to go. - I'm very glad I met you, Inez.
Me too. I have to go.
Son of a bitch!
Bob's gone! He stole his car!
That little coward! That son of a bitch!
Son of a bitch, man.
He flew the coop while we were sleepin'.
- He has no character, man. - Maybe he went up to the store.
No, man, he took his stuff. He's long gone.
Hi, housekeeping? Could I speak to Inez, please?
I thought she gets in at 9:00.
Oh, it... Okay. See, I don't have my watch on.
She has it.
Tell me something. What's it like working with her?
I bet she's really great at... Okay. Bye.
We'll get him. We'II get him, man. Don't worry about that.
And we'll blow up his car or do something, I guarantee you that.
What makes me furious is thinking about the look on Bob's fat face...
when he drives away today thinking that he's pulled one over on us.
- I'll tell you another thing... - Dignan, please.
If our paths cross again, you're gonna see a side of me you haven't seen yet...
a sick, sadistic side... because I'm furious at Bob.
- Come on, Dignan! - Come on what?
Bob didn't steal the car. You know, he told me he was leaving.
He went back to help his brother.
Dignan, look. I'm sorry that I didn't tell you about Bob leaving.
You had just as much right to know as I did. I'm sorry.
Thank you. That's all I needed.
I mean, who's to say that you need Bob to have an adventure?
Where's that rule written? There's nothing that says that.
What are you working on?
Just a sketch. It's...
It's, you know, just a little horse...
with little sparks comin' off, kind of like stardust.
Nothin'.
Sorry. It's just...
Don't apologize to me. Don't do that to me.
Don't treat me like the jealous friend, because that's not what this is about.
I'm as excited for you as anybody is.
Really? Then I gotta go.
I'll see you later, Dignan. See you back at the room.
It's so weird, the way this happened.
It's so good to be with you.
Why don't you come over to this bar we're going to, Dignan?
- Where? - It's in the town.
No, I don't want to go.
Why don't you just come with us?
Why don't you just come over there with us?
All right.
Sparkler.
I certainly can't feel any worse than I do.
Don't worry. All he needs is one drink.
Hello, my friend.
- You're in the army, yes? - No. I just have short hair.
Amigo, let's play pool!
Boy, that guy was a real chatterbox, wasn't he?
I didn't think he was ever gonna stop with the story. Jesus!
That's what I call a language barrier.
- I need to take it easy. - Amigo, you just cheated!
Okay! I'm calling my gang!
It's just a little frustrating when you guys talk so easily.
God, you know, I can't believe the guy just decided to jump you like that.
- Can you pass me those french fries? - Yeah.
Dignan, you know I was right out in front of the place with Inez.
If you don't mind, I'd rather not relive it.
Don't really feel much like talking about it.
In fact, the only thing I feel like is getting the fuck out of this town.
Yeah. We need a car, I think.
I have an idea for that.
Inez has a master key to all the rooms, doesn't she?
Doesn't she?
I don't think we can do that.
I know we can. It's real simple.
We go into another room, take some car keys...
It's not even a possibility, okay?
Then we're gonna have to hot-wire a car...
and this idea I don't back down from.
- This idea... - Inez, let's go outside.
- Jerry's not... - How are you, Jerry?
I feel great, Inez.
He's under the weather a little bit.
- So, l... - Bye.
I kind of gotta take care of him for a few minutes.
I had a really great time.
Inez, I'm sorry to interrupt you, but I think I've got it.
I've gotta talk to you, Inez. I got a lot I need to tell you.
Thirty seconds ago, I was lost, just in a total fog...
and then it hit me like a bolt of lightning.
Perfect clarity. Don't slow me down. I gotta get this out while it's fresh.
Um, this could get a little tough to communicate.
Where's the kid? Where's Rocky?
- Hey, Rocky. - Yeah?
- Can you help me out? - What do you need?
I just need you to translate some stuff.
I can't. I'm busy. I got too much work.
It'll take two seconds. Just give me three minutes.
Come on. Please. I'll help you finish the dishes later.
Okay, this is what I want to say. This is how I see it.
Beautiful, intelligent girl from Paraguay...
by chance happens to be workin' at a motel in the middle of nowhere.
Lost and confused. Totally lost.
Incredibly unhappy person...
accidentally wanders in off the highway...
and they meet and they fall in love...
and it's perfect.
I mean, it is perfect.
And I can only hope...
that she feels a tenth of the way that I feel.
I mean, Inez, when we had sex this afternoon, it was...
It was fun, you know?
So... Come on, Rocky.
Okay, so to make a long story short...
when we leave here tomorrow, I want you to come with us.
And I want us, no matter what...
Where are you going?
- What? - Where are you going?
Where are we going?
What do you want me to say? You want me to live with you and Jerry?
- I can't go. - Why not?
Why?
- I just told you why not. - That's no reason, Inez.
I'm trying to explain to you why I want you to come with us.
Look. Wait, wait.
We'll stay here, all right? I don't understand it, but...
I'm just gonna follow my instincts on this one.
You're like paper. You know, you're trash.
Like trash?
You know, you're like paper flying by.
It doesn't sound that bad in Spanish.
Well, what, Rocky?
She... She doesn't want you to stay.
She doesn't?
You have to understand. She's an organized person.
- She can't just leave. - She didn't say that, did she, Rocky?
No, but I'm just telling you, she's a serious person.
Please, just do the...
Excuse me.
Mi amigo Anthony asked me to give you this envelope.
There you go. We certainly enjoyed our stay here.
We'd recommend this motel to any of our friends that might...
Take care of Anthony.
- Is okay? - Yeah, I feel a lot better.
So long.
Jerry!
- Tell Anthony I love him. - Do what?
Tell Anthony I love him.
All right, man. Okay.
Shit, man. What a lemon!
I don't know, man. One minute it's running like a top...
and the next minute it's broken down on the side of the road.
I can't fix a car like this. I don't have the tools to do it, man!
Even if I did, I can't promise you I'd know how to fix a car like that!
You see the house over here?
Let's walk over to it. We'll use the phone.
We need to go home, okay?
Whoa, no. Let's go to plan B.
We'll hitchhike to the next town... Look, we hitchhike...
Look, it's over, okay? We're broke.
We're gonna go home.
First of all, what is broke to you?
You're so spoiled. Having only a few hundred dollars is not broke.
We're okay. This is a setback. We hitchhike...
What is this?
All right. $16.
So, where's the rest of the money?
You gave it to Inez.
No, I never gave Inez anything.
In the envelope.
Pointless act! You don't give a $500 tip to the housekeeper!
That's inappropriate! That's inexcusable!
That, I don't forgive! What were you thinking?
- Don't call her the housekeeper. - That's what she is.
Don't threaten me. That's what she is. She is a housekeeper.
- People are housekeepers. - You better watch it.
You don't know what you're talking about right now.
Her name's Inez.
And my name's Dignan, man. So what?
She didn't love you, man.
Now where are you going?
Come on. Let's go.
Why did you do it, man?
I don't really think you know what I was going through back there...
Please don't lay that on me now, man...
because I'm not interested in hearing any of that.
Did it ever occur to you that I might enjoy a great stay...
at some mental hospital out in the middle of nowhere...
going running at night, getting a tan with a bunch of beautiful girls?
Did you ever think about that?
What do you think Dignan was doing that whole time you were out there?
I told you Dignan got fired... out on his ass.
But you never thought about that, did you?
In the end it's easier to think about yourself than to think about Dignan.
Dignan, come on.
I thought I was supposed to be the one that was a little crazy, you know?
Dignan, come on.
"Dear Grace, I en joyed your lefter.
I agree Camp Douglas isn't all it's cracked up to be.
It never was.
But if you're feeling lonely or homesick even...
I recommend thaf, one, you call me. I'm staying af Bob Mapplethorpe's...
and, two, fhat you keep extremely busy.
- lf's working for me. - Come here, Hector.
I've got a whole, new program.
Bob and I get up at 5:30 every morning fo run our paper route.
I've gof three jobs.
The money isn't much, and Bob isn't suited for this kind of work.
But we keep each other company...
and we both feel much better about ourselves now thaf we're working hard.
- Glad you enjoyed it. You all come back. - Thanks, Mr. Fine.
Jack, I've been working. I made $75 in tips last night.
Bob's brother, Future Man, has accumulated some exfensive legal debts.
But we're gradually helping him fo pay those off.
Can I at least have three bucks for gas?
No, can't.
I'm also coaching a Little League soccer team called the Hurricanes.
They're mostly beginners, but they've got a lof of spirit...
and fhey don't let defeat get them down.
They remind me of Dignan in that way.
Say what you will abouf him, he's no cynic and he's no quitter.
I'm usually so exhausted now at the end of the day...
so thaf I don't have time fo think abouf blown opportunities...
or wasted time.
I do have one bif of advice for you though, Grace.
Take the fime in school fo learn a foreign language.
I myself never did, and I feel I paid a price for it.
Well, so long, Grace.
I miss you very much. Don'f forgef to write me back.
Anthony."
Okay, there he goes.
It's Dignan. Wait up!
Where are you going?
I'm just walking Hector.
How long you been back?
A while.
So how's it goin'?
It's goin' pretty good.
I wish that some of the stuff that was said...
hadn't been said out there by me...
and...
I'm sorry...
about...
Do you wanna shake hands?
What's this you got on, man?
It's a jumpsuit.
You like it? I ordered a dozen of them.
Anthony, I'd like to introduce you to Applejack.
- Applejack, this is Anthony. - Anthony Adams.
Mr. Henry! It's Dignan!
Got some visitors.
- What time did he say he'd be here? - Right now.
Did you guys feel that? I just felt something...
Hey! Jesus Christ!
How's the weather down there?
- Come on in. - Well, it's locked.
- No, no. Come on, son. - Okay.
I just tried it, but I'll try it again.
Yes, it is!
He poured more water on me.
- Dignan, good to see you. - Hi, Mr. Henry.
Applejack, good to...
And who are you?
- That's Anthony... - This is no good, bringing him here.
What the shit, man? What are you thinking?
Are you out of your fuckin' mind?
How are you?
This is my business manager, Rowboat.
Get you a little wet, did I, son? Come on in, boys.
There you go.
That's it. Give it a little topspin.
A little more!
Good. He listens.
- This kid in? - I don't know. Are you in?
- You don't understand. - Let me tell you about this job.
I got this program and I'm trying to stick to it, okay?
Just hear me out.
It's called Hinckley Cold Storage. Here are a few of the key ingredients:
dynamite, pole vaulting, laughing gas, choppers...
Can you see how incredible this is going to be? Come on!
I can't do it.
I know, but if he doesn't have the enthusiasm, then who needs him?
Oh, you said a mouthful.
If you want, I could speak to him.
Would you, Mr. Henry? That'd be great.
- Sugar cone? - You bet.
- Do you want anything, Anthony? - No, thanks.
Listen.
You know...
you're breaking his heart, you know that, don't you?
What do you mean?
Kid that worked on one of my garden crews...
I mean, nice fella, but he didn't perform.
So I had to fire him.
Then six months later...
I get a call from a gas station...
about 200 miles outside of Victoria there.
I said, "What the hell are you doing out there?"
But there's something in his voice.
You know what I'm saying?
I felt for him. I mean, poor guy.
Here he is, he thought he had a team.
Turns out to be a man alone.
And that's tough, man. Real tough.
Here you go.
- Had any time to think? - Yeah, I've done a lot of thinking.
We're still holding your position open for you.
Yeah, I wish you wouldn't do that.
- Come on. Go for a ride. - It's too small for the both of us.
No it isn't. Jump on. I'll give you a pump.
- Where'd you get this? - I got it from a fr...
What are you wearing?
It's a jumpsuit.
- Clay, look at this guy. - He looks like a rodeo clown.
He looks like a little banana. Where are you from anyway, man?
I'm from around here.
- He used to mow our lawn. - No shit?
He was great... clipping the hedges, sweeping up, mowing the lawn.
What was the name of your little lawn mowing company?
The Lawn Wranglers.
Let's go.
Keep up the mowing, kemo sabe.
It was landscaping, not just mowing.
Man, don't listen to that guy.
I don't know. Sometimes l...
I'm not always as confident as I look.
- Did you see what he had on? - Yeah.
It was pretty cool.
All right.
Wait a second.
What?
Goddamn it. I'm in.
- What? - I'm in.
I knew you'd be back.
Three conditions.
One: you mastermind the plan.
Two: Bob's on the team.
Let's hear the third one.
You gotta get me one of these jumpsuits.
- You like these? - Yeah!
Done. Deal. All right.
- You're doing the right thing. - Yeah, I know I am.
All right. I'll see you later on.
- Need any help? - No, I think I got it.
Ha-ha! Got the eye.
Got the eye again.
Well, move back a little bit!
Hi, guys. Welcome back.
- He's back, Mr. Henry. - Where's Bob? The rich kid?
- Hey, what do you say? - How's it goin'?
Dignan! What do you say? Come on in.
- Oh, nothing much. - What are you guys drinking?
- Water for me, please. - I'll have a Tom Collins, please.
Tom Collins. Okay.
I want you to know it was really too bad about what happened out there.
- I'm glad to see you. - Yeah, it was unfortunate.
- Let's not even talk about it. - It was stupid.
It was real stupid. It was extremely stupid.
I want you to know I don't expect an apology.
Can you believe this guy? "I don't expect an apology."
- Let's not get into this. - Of course you don't wanna get into it.
You would have let my brother rot in fucking jail!
- You said 48 hours! - I never agreed to that.
- That's a lie! - Bullshit!
- Backyard! Right now! Let's go! - Just wait here.
- Come on, Bob. - Backyard? This is my house, asshole!
- Get out here! - Wait a second!
I know you're feeling angry and I think the thing to do is...
- We're all here. Let's talk. - Wait a second!
Bob is a big boy. Now, we are in the real world.
We don't settle problems with hugs. We settle them with bare-knuckle tactics.
Let's talk about that. ????????
- Fine! - Bob, stay there!
- In my own house? - Stop it!
Just stop!
- You got me with a left hook. - Okay, no more fighting.
Bob, come here.
I'm gonna hug him.
What are we doing out here? What happened?
Man!
- You went crazy. - I know. I just... I don't know.
- Come here. - I was looking forward to seeing you.
Bob, we'd like to have you on the team, if you'II have us.
Roberto, let me get something straight.
- You don't play any tennis. - No.
- And you don't play any golf. - No.
So why do you belong to a country club?
You got me.
You're a piece of work.
- The food is very good. - Well, yeah. You just sign.
My work is the finger work.
Usually my work is...
Little sound and good touch.
- How you doin', Bob? - Hey, Jackson.
When will your folks be back in town?
That's hard to say. Last I heard they were in Singapore.
Your brother was up here the other day. He said you ran away from home.
- What? - You ran away from home.
Oh, shit.
- I'll see you. - Hi, guys. Bob, fancy seeing you here.
The rest of the gang?
- Hi, John Mapplethorpe. - Kumar.
Nice to meet you.
Applejack, nice to meet you.
- John, great pleasure to meet you. - And your name is?
Jackson said you told him I ran away from home.
I might have mentioned it.
I'm 26 years old. I didn't run away from home.
Oh, that's right. You're on that top secret mission.
I'm sorry. I forgot I wasn't supposed to say anything.
I'd appreciate it if you didn't run around telling lies about me.
I'm sorry. I apologize.
I know you have a reputation to uphold.
It won't happen again.
- Jonathan. - Yeah?
You know, Jonathan...
the world needs dreamers.
- Excuse me? - No, I don't think so.
You know, one day I believe that you're gonna wake up...
and realize you no longer have a brother...
and you no longer have any friends, and on that day...
I'm gonna be standing front and center just laughing my fuckin' head off.
God!
I'm just messin' around with my brother.
- Are we okay here? - Okay.
I hope this doesn't offend you, Bob...
but your brother's a cocksucker.
- I know. - Did I offend you?
- That didn't offend me. - Good.
Well, welcome I've gof a beautiful house
Hispanic male, nonsmoker, enters white van, southwest door.
- Mark that down. - I did.
There you go. Drive away, just like you always do.
We got it, man. We know it backwards, and we know it forewords...
because we've done the legwork, and we've done the research.
And now it pays off tomorrow.
- Just gotta follow through. - What are you working on?
Let me show you this.
Wow, that's one of your little drawings.
There he goes... pole vaults over the thing. There he goes, and there he is.
I love the drawings. I love it. You're creative.
Tell me something.
What do you think of Inez?
- As a person? - Yeah, as a girl.
I liked her.
I thought she was a good person. She was friendly.
She was attractive. I didn't get to know her as well as you did.
That's the only reason I even bother to hesitate.
That kid Rocky struck me as kind of a weirdo.
What? Rocky?
- I mean, he said he loved you. - What?
Yeah, he said he loved you.
- Was he... - I mean, that just seemed strange.
Was he translating?
Was he translating for me when he said he loved you?
He said he loved you.
He wasn't translating. That's how I understood him.
He was talking in English. I was like, "What? Okay. l..."
Whoa! Anthony, where are you going?
He's just a mixed-up kid! Anthony, come on!
You're blowing our cover. Maybe I didn't understand him.
I'm calling for a motel. I don't know the area code.
I just know the name of the motel.
- Listen, can I borrow him a minute? - All right. Sure.
I was thinking.
It might give you a feeling of security if I went in there with you tomorrow.
You know, just for backup.
- Huh, Chicky? - Oh, that's right.
Well, I mean, it couldn't hurt, could it?
No, it couldn't hurt, but...
You gotta weigh the pros and cons. You're the one who hipped me to that.
Shoot, well, what are the cons?
Cons... if you go in there tomorrow...
then it's just another score by Abe Henry.
That's true.
Can I speak to Inez, please?
She's one of the housekeepers. She worked there for a while.
Please don't do this to me, ma'am.
Look, I'll... Let me see what I can do.
Well, it's your decision.
If it's okay with you...
it would mean a lot to me...
if you'd let me try this one alone.
Damn. I'II tell you something, kid.
You've got the guts of a damn lion.
Housekeeping.
Carmen, how's it goin'?
Yeah, I'm looking for Inez. Have you seen her today? Is she in?
She's not here.
Hey, man. How's it goin'?
Hello.
I'm looking for Inez. She's one of the housekeepers.
- She is? - Yeah, she is. Hold on.
- It's for you. Telephone. - Thank you.
Yes! She recognizes my voice!
No, I'm at a party.
God, you sound terrific. How are you?
That's great!
No, I'm great, especially now that I got you.
I've been looking all over for you. I talked to every person at the hotel.
When am I going to see you?
Gosh, your English is really improving.
- It sounds... You're fluent now, Inez! - Thank you.
So the word on the street...
Or should I say...
rumor has if thaf, well...
I heard you love me.
Yes, I do.
Yes!
God, Inez!
Bird Dog to Scarecrow.
- Come in. - Go ahead, Bird Dog.
I got a visual read on you. You're all clear.
Outstanding, Bird Dog. Outstanding. Stand by.
Let's go!
Kumar, are you ready?
- Yes. - Let's get lucky!
Everybody move! Let's go! Keep up the intensity!
Come on!
Scarecrow?
- Come in, Jackknife. - Is everything all right up there, man?
Affirmative. We're approaching the elevator right now on my left.
- Stand by. Come in, Bird Dog. - Copy.
- Move you your second position. Fast! - I'm moving.
You guys take the elevator. I'm gonna secure the stairway.
- Kumar, are you okay? - Yeah.
I'm heading up the stairway. Everything looks good. I just hit my knee!
Testing! Kumar!
What? I'm okay.
Stop! Get it down! Go!
Let's go. Go. Where are you goin'? Come here.
Rendezvous at the checkpoint in six minutes.
Checkpoint!
- Who's that man? - What do you mean?
That's Applejack! Come on!
- Where we are going? - Right down the corridor here.
- Are you nervous? - Yes, I am nervous.
There it is. Oh, boy.
That's perfect.
No problem.
Hey, Jackknife, come in.
- Yeah. - You know somethin'?
What?
I really don't wanna do this robbery.
- You know? - Man, neither do I.
- Do you wanf me to come up there? - Keep this line clear at all times.
Come on. Any activity, Bird Dog?
Negatory. We're all clear.
Good. lf's supposed to be.
I got a pretfy spectacular view from up here.
I can see the whole city from the east side all fhe way to the west side.
Anthony, the elevator's moving.
- Who's on the elevator? - I don't know.
Well, check it! It's moving right now!
Bob, what are you doing?
- My walkie-talkie busted. - Give it to me!
- Did you drop it? Come on! - No, I didn't drop it!
You're supposed to be on the loading dock!
You go down there. I'm by myself down there!
- Move it! - What's going on?
It was Bob. He dropped his walkie-talkie.
Who's watching the door? Get back in position, assholes!
Applejack, talk to me. What's going on?
Somebody's coming out of there.
- Look! - Jesus Christ!
Hold it right there, guys!
- Freeze! - Come this way.
Come here! Up against this wall! Come here!
Up against this wall! Move!
- Move! - Right here!
- Just look at the ceiling. - Up against the wall!
- What are you doing here? - We work here!
- You're always at lunch now! - Not always.
Yes, always! Okay, let me think.
Time!
Hold on! Jesus!
- What the hell are you doing here? - My walkie-talkie broke, man.
- Two minutes. - Good.
- Put on your masks! - They've already seen our faces, Dignan!
Put on your masks!
Kumar, we've got problems. What are you doing sitting down?
- I tried. I could not get it. - You can't get it?
- No, I could not do it. - Come on, man!
Bob, will you please put the mask on.
- Or turn away. - I can't get it on!
Dignan, what's goin' on?
- Where's Kumar? - Forget it, then. Just forget it!
You can't do it, because you never knew how in the first place!
You are totally lost out here!
- What are you guys doin' here? - Hold it!
- Who are these guys? - Jesus!
- Jesus, Bob! What the hell...? - Put it down, big guy!
- What is your problem? - I didn't do anything!
- Are you okay? - Did you shoot him?
He must be having a heart attack or something!
Drop your smoke. Let's go!
Come on!
Check his pulse!
- Check his pulse! - Get to the elevator!
- I can't see. - A little more!
I can't believe this!
- I didn't shoot him. - He's got a bum ticker, man!
Hang in there, man. Hang in there.
Prop him up. Come on. Get him up there.
- Get up. Come on, man. - He don't look good.
- What is this? - Stay calm. Stay where you are.
- Who tripped the alarm, man? - It's the fire alarm!
- Who tripped the fire alarm? - It's because of all this fuckin' smoke!
Where's Kumar?
- We're going down. Let's go! - Man, I blew it.
- I blew it, man. - What were you doing in the freezer?
I don't know. I lose my touch, man.
Did you ever have a touch to lose, man?
What were you doing in there?
Let's go!
- Wait for Kumar. - Come on, Kumar!
Hurry up, Kumar!
- Open your door. - I can't. It's locked.
- Open that door! - Move!
- The elevator broke. - What?
- Where's Applejack? - He's stuck on the second floor!
- Between floors up there. - Did he give you the keys?
- Applejack drove. - What happened?
- I don't know. - Run!
Go!
- What the hell happened to the plan? - I don't know. Come on.
- I'll meet you at Bob's. Go! - What?
- I gotta get Applejack. - No, you're not.
- Yeah, I am. - No!
- I gotta fly solo on this, baby. - Okay, Dignan...
- I don't have time to argue now! - I don't have time either!
Now, you get back to Bob's! Just go!
Who is in charge here?
You are, you dumb son of a bitch! Now, please leave!
Give me this one.
You gotta give me this one.
Dignan, you know what's gonna happen if you go back there.
No, I don't.
They'll never catch me, man...
'cause I'm fuckin' innocent.
Get in here. Concentrate on your breathing.
You gotta get oxygen to your heart.
I haven't got the keys. Unlock the door!
Freeze! Don't move!
- Put your hands on the car! - Put your hands up! Now!
Drop the gun!
- Freeze! - Drop it!
Drop the gun!
Bob, there he is.
One month down, twenty-three to go.
Anyway, I said to the D. A:
"That cop who hit me must have given me C.R.S. disease."
- What's that? - That's just what the D.A. asked.
C.R.S. is a disease where you can't remember shit.
- Like amnesia. - Right.
C.R.S. "Can't remember shit." C.R.S.
- Tell Mr. Henry I said that. - Okay.
So is Mr. Henry gonna come by and see me or what?
I don't think so.
He actually robbed Bob's house.
- You're kidding? - No, I'm not.
I can't believe that.
I almost robbed that place myself.
You think Applejack knew?
We haven't heard from Applejack since he got out of the hospital.
His case got dismissed.
- What? Why? - We're not sure.
We think Mr. Henry had something to do with it.
Well, they take the health problems into account.
- So what all did he get? - Pretty much everything.
- I bet he got that grand piano. - He got everything.
I bet that grand piano's worth ten grand.
I'm sorry, Bob.
Yeah, but you know, in a strange way...
it's brought me and Future Man closer together.
I mean, we went out to look for a new piano the other day...
and he looks at me and says: "Bob, just because you're a fuck-up...
doesn't mean you're not my brother."
That kind of touched me.
He doesn't normally open up like that.
- Hey, I talked to Inez last night. - Really?
Gonna be bringing you a care package when she comes up here.
- No shit? - Yeah.
She liked me. Oh, yeah. Hang on to that one.
You want anything special?
Well...
- I got something for you guys. - Oh, yeah?
Belt buckles that I made.
There's one for you and one for you.
I made a couple more that I was gonna give...
to, you know, Applejack, Kumar or Mr. Henry.
But... I don't know. Maybe give it to Inez.
I don't care. Give it to those guys.
I don't have any hard feelings.
Here's a little piece.
That's for the tip.
- Thanks. - We did it though, didn't we?
Yeah, we did it, all right.
Well, thank you for comin'.
It's good seein' you.
- Did you bring that grappling hook? - Grappling hook?
I think I might have found a way out of here.
- You're kidding! - No, I'm not.
- How? - Wait for my instructions.
When we go through the next gate, you'll have 30 seconds to take out the guard.
- What? - 30 seconds!
Have the car running at the northwest checkpoint.
- Bob and I will scale the barricade. - Hold on!
And Bob, remember, shield me from the bullets! They won't shoot civilians!
- Are you ready? - Hold on!
Let's go! Now!
Isn't it funny how you used to be in the nuthouse and now I'm in jail?