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高 材 生
好了 我们到了 Well, we're here.
是啊 到了 Yeah, we are.
你穿上这件新夹克看起来真成熟多了 真的 Oh, you just look so grownup in that new jacket. You do.
好了 骨头 保重 对了… OK, Bones, take care. Now...
这是你的车票 here is your bus ticket.
乔纳森! 啊! Jonathon! Argh!
照顾好自己啊 我会的 Take care of yourself. I will.
到了给我们打电话 好吗? Call us when you get there, OK?
爸爸 Dad.
假期见 我真为你骄傲! See you over the holidays. Oh, I'm so proud of you!
妈妈 Mom.
嗨 你好吗? Hi. How you doin'?
看那个怪胎 Check out that geek.
夹克挺酷啊!海王星上面都有什么呀? Nice jacket! How are things on Neptune?
很好 真的很好 Nice. Real nice.
你好吗?欢迎搬来 新生 How you doin'? Welcome aboard, stranger.
你真厉害 大蠢蛋 Great, douche bag.
是啊 Yeah.
一年又一年 又来一个白痴 Another year, another idiot.
今晚你将和我共度良宵 You'll be stayin' here with me tonight
你我会在一夜之间迸发出爱的火花 You're gonna love me overnight
请进 Entrez.
嘿!你一定是乔纳森!对 Hey! You must be Jonathon! Yeah.
请叫我斯基普 Squire Franklin Burroughs IV. Call me Skip.
嗨,斯基普 我来帮你 Hi, Skip. I'll give you a hand with it.
你这到底装了什么?尸体吗? What the hell you got in here? A dead body?
我有我的书 我的衣服 之类的 I got my books, my clothes, that kinda thing.
去年有个家伙用这个把他女朋友偷偷装过来 Last year we had a guy smuggled his girlfriend up here in one of these.
是吗?他把钥匙丢了 Yeah? He lost the key.
当他发现的时候 她已经死了 By the time he found it, she was dead.
真的吗? Really?
开个玩笑 哦! Just kidding. Oh!
欢迎来到弗农学院 Welcome to Vernon Academy. Good one.
这是你的床位 This is your side of the room.
你只需在典礼时穿这件破衣服 You only have to wear this rag on duty days.
没人会说的 我以为我们 别拘束 Nobody said anything. I thought we... Make yourself at home.
你来自哪里?你在哪上的学? So, where are you from? Where'd you go to school?
嗯…我在匹兹堡长大 在那里的公立学校上了大概… Well... I grew up in Pittsburgh, went to public school there for about...
该死 我们迟到了! Holy shit, we're late!
晚? Late?
嗯 这套怎么样?相当拽吧 Mm, how about these? Great, huh?
你懂得这些混蛋 他们都去了尼曼·马库斯（经营奢侈品为主的连锁高端百货商店） You know, these assholes, they all go to Neiman Marcus,
但我找到了一家豪华精品店 亨利店 相当不错 对吧? but I found this outrageous boutique, Henri's. It's great stuff, huh?
是的 Yeah.
你知道 如果这些东西不能赢得头奖 那就没天理了! You know, if these things don't win first prize, there is no God!
快点换衣服吧 换? Well, hurry up and change. Change?
哎呀,我忘了 你从没上过预科学校 Jeez, I forgot. You've never been to prep school.
你一定觉得我很奇怪吧? You must think I'm pretty weird, huh?
嗯…听着 这是弗农的传统 Well... Look, look, this is a Vernon tradition.
每年 高年级学生都要穿着女人的内衣游行 Every year, the seniors have to parade around wearing women's underwear.
学长本应该教会我们谦卑 高年级学生一整年都在给这些蠢货找麻烦 It's supposed to teach us humility. The seniors give the squits shit all year long,
这是他们嘲笑我们的唯一机会 and this is their one chance to laugh at us.
哦!我明白了 Oh! I get it.
你以为…嗯 You thought... Yeah.
快点吧 这是传统 天啊 你打算怎么办? Come on, this is a tradition. Jeez, what are you gonna do?
不 我就想在这儿整理下行李 让我想想 Oh, no, I'll just stay here and unpack. Let me think.
珍妮! 珍妮?嘿 嘿 Jenny! Jenny? Hey. Hey.
让我看看 啊!很走运 Let's see. Ah! We're in luck!
纪念品 我不想穿女人的… Mementoes. I don't wanna dress up in women's...
不是把我穿的给你 我也不想要你的 You're not gettin' mine. I don't want yours.
当然 你不会赢得任何奖项 但至少你不会感到尴尬啊 Granted, you won't win any prizes, but at least you won't be embarrassed.
快换吧 Get changed.
来吧 Come on.
来吧 我不行! Come on. I can't!
快点! Come on!
你能快点吗 伙计!我们的快跑!要迟到了! Would you hurry up, man! We gotta go! We're late!
你看起来很好 快走吧 Come on. You look great. Let's go.
嘿,伙计们!看看这妞! Hey, guys! Look at her!
斯基普? !斯基普? !你看起来棒极了!酷毙了! Skip?! Skip?! You look great! You look great!
你的屁股真漂亮 宝贝! Nice ass you got there, babe!
黑色的!最喜欢的颜色! Ooh, black! My favourite colour!
他们喜欢你! They love you!
嘿,转身 哦 看那奶子! Hey, turn around. Oh, look at those tits!
露出你的奶子!露出你的奶子! Show your tits! Show your tits!
嘿 你从哪弄到这么骚的一身? Hey, where'd you get that outfit?
穿比基尼的小鸡鸡! It's the weenie in the bikini!
很抱歉 对不起 我知道那样做很不好 I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I know it was a lousy thing to do.
听着 别往心里去 Look, don't take it personally.
这真的是一个传统 每年都有新人上当 It really is a tradition. Somebody falls for it every year.
别生气 好吗?听着 这只是个恶作剧别往心里去 No hard feelings, OK? Look, it was just a prank. Don't take it personally.
好吗? OK?
我们的室友 我们要在一起整整一年 握手? We're roommates. We're gonna be together for a whole year. Truce?
握手言和 Truce.
你又来了 我想我爱上你了 There she is again. I think I'm in love with you.
嘿,甜心 Hey, sweetheart.
你好 小姐 你的舞邀满了吗?我觉得她上错厕所了 Hello, miss, is your dance card filled? I think she's in the wrong john.
熄灯!去你妈的 罗斯科! Lights!Fuck you, Roscoe!
我说的是灯 乳头鼻! I said lights, nipple nose!
乳头鼻子先生来了 梅鲍姆! That's Mr Nipple Nose to you, Maybaum!
嘘!安静 海象怪来了 Shh! Quiet, here comes the walrus man.
晚上好 梅鲍姆先生 晚上好 先生 Good evening, Mr Maybaum. Good evening, sir.
所有人都在 All present and accounted for.
那么晚安了 梅鲍姆先生 晚安 先生 Well, good night, then, Mr Maybaum. Good night, sir.
还有一件事 如果那些孩子抽烟惹事 请转告我 One more thing. If you have any trouble with the boys smoking, let me know.
好吗? OK?
晚安 各位 Good night.
嘿 他来了 Hey, there he is.
看 那个穿内衣的娘们来了 Hey, look, there's the geek in the lingerie.
是那穿女式内衣的家伙! It's the guy in the woman's underwear!
女士们先生们 这是可爱的胆小鬼 Ladies and gentlemen, the lovely April Pussy.
女士们先生们 弗农校花 Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Vernon.
嗨,亲爱的!嗨 乔纳森 过来吧! Hi, darling! Hey, Jonathon, over here!
亲爱的 让我带你离开这一切吧! Let me take you away from all this, my darling!
他真的哭啊 过来坐吧 He cries real tears. Come here. Sit here.
哦 来让我擦去你的眼泪吧! Oh, let me wipe those tears!
天啊 真是个笑柄 我说的是那个蠢蛋 Oh, God, what a tool. We're talkin' megadork.
闭嘴! Shut up!
怎么回事?他们把他的内衣裤塞住了 What is going on over there? They pulled the underwear gag on him.
要换胸罩吗?别忘了写信! Going to change into your bra? Don't forget to write!
我告诉你 那家伙是个懦夫 I'm tellin' you, that guy's a wimp.
听着 乔纳森 我觉得你… Hey, look, Jonathon, I think you've been ma...
哦,我的天 Oh, my God.
天啊! Jesus!
我不知道他为什么这么想不开!天啊 我不知道他为什么要这么做 只是开个玩笑! I dunno why he'd do it! Jesus, I dunno why he did it, it was just a joke!
上吊自杀! Hung himself!
我不知道他为什么那么做 我的错 I dunno why he did it, but it's my fault...
你是想逗我开心吗 巴勒斯先生? Is this meant to amuse me, Mr Burroughs?
安静! Quiet!
早上八点到我办公室来 Stop by my office about eight in the morning.
你想想你都做了什么 看看我到时候怎么处置 You think about what you've done, and I'll think about what I'm going to do.
哦,然后邀请这你死去的室友 Oh, and, um... please invite your dead roommate.
好了 表演结束了 All right, show's over.
我很抱歉 太糟糕了 我觉得太丢脸了 我不得不自杀 I'm sorry. It was a lousy thing to do. But I was so humiliated I just had to kill myself.
只是个恶作剧 只是个恶作剧 没有不高兴吧?握手言和 Oh, just a prank, just a prank. No hard feelings, huh? Truce.
握手言和 Truce.
我还没准备好跟你们谈这个 通常一个月以后我才会 I'm not really ready for this conversation. I usually have at least a month
面对处理男同学穿女生内裤的问题 before I am faced with students in women's underwear,
或者处理有人把我的模型吊起来的问题 or an artist's rendering of my persona dangling from the rafters.
我们这才第一周 先生们 We're only in the first week, gentlemen.
一想到圣诞节还会发生什么就很可怕 不是吗? It's frightening to imagine what could happen by Christmas, isn't it?
是的 先生 Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
这是打个比方 孩子们 我愿意给每个人一次悔过的机会 That was rhetorical, boys. I like to give everybody one chance to screw up.
我想你们现在都有了已经犯过一次了 I think we can assume you've each had yours now.
我希望这是年底前我和你最后一次这样的谈话 I hope this is the last such conversation I'll have with you until the end of the year.
没有任何缓和余地 明白了吗?是的 先生 No ifs, ands, or buts. Is that clear? Yes, sir.
我们真的得注意了 我们得收敛一下 We really gotta watch it. We've gotta straighten up.
不能越雷池一步 我们得整顿一下 必须的 Be responsible. Toe the line. Gotta clean up our act. Absolutely.
他们不会卖给我们的 这是行不通的 They're never gonna sell it to us. It's never gonna work.
我们会被抓的 嘘 放松 We're gonna get busted. Shh. Relax.
你们这俩年轻小伙谁打算买这个? Which one of you youngsters is planning to buy this?
我 哦,真的吗?你多大了孩子? I am. Oh, really? How old are you, son?
50.
你真行! You did it!
我被你的才华和勇气惊艳到了 I'm astounded by your brilliance and the magnitude of your gall.
哈哈 我赞同 Yeah, so am I.
这件事我从没告诉过任何人 This is something I've never told anyone,
所以你得向我发誓 你不会传出去 so you've gotta swear to me what you hear will not leave this room.
向上帝发誓 Swear to God.
好的 我对天发誓! OK. Swear to God!
好的 OK.
我杀了一个人 I killed a guy.
是吗? Yeah?
我说真的 乔纳森 那我也是 I mean it, Jonathon. Me, too.
去年 我和几个朋友在蒙特哥湾 Last year, uh, I was in Montego Bay with some friends.
我们都在那个酒吧里 And we were all in this bar.
我遇到了一个漂亮的女孩 她带我去她家 And I met this gorgeous girl. She takes me back to her place,
然后有个大块头拿枪指着我的脑袋 and then some huge guy had a gun to my head.
还有那个大美女 她在翻我的口袋 And my gorgeous gal, she's going through my pockets.
我一定是喝醉了 因为我踢了那家伙的蛋蛋 I must've been drunk, cos I kicked the guy in the balls.
接着我夺下枪 然后我只知道 发生了巨大的爆炸 And I went for the gun, and then the next thing I know, there's this huge explosion.
那个人 躺在地上 the guy was... lyin' on the ground
血从他头上的洞里喷涌而出 with blood pourin' out of a hole in his head.
太可怕了 上帝 It was horrible. Jesus.
天啊 God.
你都做了什么?你以为呢?我赶忙逃走了 What'd you do? What do you think? I got the hell out.
你做最糟糕的经历是什么呢 What's the worst thing you've ever done?
我高考时作弊了 我一英里外都能闻到这胡话的狗屎味 I cheated on my SAT. I can smell bullshit a mile away.
嘿!花了我50块钱 我买了考卷 我知道所有的答案 Hey! It cost me I 50 bucks. I bought the test. I had every answer goin' in.
你在高考时作弊?你在高考作弊了?! You cheated on the SAT? You cheated on the SAT?!
没错 Yeah.
天啊 真是屌!你是全校最聪明的人 Christ, I love that! You're the smartest fuckin' guy in the whole school.
奖学金源源不断 我是说 连罗杰都考得不错 Mr Scholarship. I mean, even Roger did OK on the SAT.
反正我的人生就取决于能不能考上哈佛 It just so happens my whole life depends on my getting into Harvard.
你真的在高考中作弊了! You really cheated on the SAT!
这很严重的 It's pretty serious.
嘿 你杀了一个人 Hey, you killed a guy.
嗯…不完全是 Well... not exactly.
"不完全是"什么意思? What do you mean, "not exactly"?
那个狗娘养的夺走了我所有的东西 That son of a bitch got away with everything I had.
我太害怕了 都吓得尿裤子了 You know, I was so scared that I shit my pants.
真是混蛋 What an asshole.
哦 不 卡夫卡的象征主义在这里是显而易见的 Oh, no, Kafka's symbolism here is obvious.
苹果代表原罪 嗯 The apple represents original sin. Yeah.
它像基督的伤口一样刺入他的身体 最终溃烂并毁灭了他 It sticks in his side like Christ's wound and eventually festers and destroys him.
不,不,不 他真正想说的是我们都是蟑螂 No, no, no. What he's really saying is we're all cockroaches.
回见 嘿 你今晚要干啥去? Later. Hey, guess what you're doin' tonight.
拉丁文 别呀 Latin. Wrong.
你得去和福克斯菲尔德第二漂亮的女孩约会 You've got a date with the secondprettiest girl in Foxfield.
你没有吧 是的 我做到了 You didn't. Oh, I did. I did.
我做不到 我们不会被抓的 I am not gonna be able to do this. We are not gonna get caught.
我不是在说那个 我说的是跟妹子 I'm not talkin' about that. I'm talkin' about the girls.
我以前从没做过 你以前没做过吗? I've never done it before. You've never done that before?
当然 我做过 上帝!很多次了 Sure, I've done it. God! Lots of times.
我是说 你知道的 不是每次都这样 但是… I mean, you know, not all the way every time, but...
我感觉不太舒服 I feel sick.
没什么好担心的 这些妹子都质量很不错 You've got nothin' to worry about. These are very nice girls.
我今晚可能都不能被她们看上 I might not even get laid tonight.
尽管这几乎不可能 把灯关掉 Although that's highly unlikely. Turn off the light.
我们会被抓的 你知道他们抓到我们后会怎么做吗? We're gonna get caught. You know what they're gonna do if they catch us?
知道 但这还抵不上妹子们对我的诱惑 Sure. But it doesn't hold a candle to what the girls are gonna do.
我真不敢相信 Oh, I don't believe this.
别担心 Don't worry.
她们来了 很准时 Here they are. Right on time.
他们想要工作 只是我们没有给他们机会 They want to work, it's just we haven't given them the opportunities.
其实就跟你我一样的穷人 只不过没有钱 Poor people are just like you and me, except with no money.
他们有那么多孩子 无法摆脱困境 They have so many kids, they can't get out from under.
我们已经受过教育 我们采取避孕措施 We've been educated. We use birth control.
没人在乎 除非我们有所行动 否则他们的处境永远不会改变 Nobody gives a damn. Their situation will never change until we do something.
你不同意? 没有 不,我… You don't agree? No. No, I, uh...
天啊 乔纳森 我真不敢相信!哦,上帝! Jesus Christ, Jonathon, I don't believe it! Oh, God!
我从没见过如此恶心的东西!弄到我裙子上了! It's the grossest thing I ever saw! It's on my skirt!
话说 我觉得她们其实喜欢我 You know, deep down inside, I really think they liked me.
乔纳森! Jonathon!
猜猜我为你做了什么?我不想知道 Guess what I just did for you. I don't wanna know.
欢迎加入 会长先生 Welcome aboard, Mr Secretary.
当舞蹈社团的秘书就是胡闹 就是逃课的借口 Secretary of the Dance Committee is bullshit. It's an excuse to get outta class.
这只是它有利的其中一点 最棒的是我们有五个这样的人 That's only one of its positive aspects. The best part is there's five of us,
女生有479个 and 479 of them.
快行动吧 Let's get 'em.
看看她的胸 哦 小荷才露尖尖角 Ohho, look at the chest on her. Oh, the little girls.
小妞我最爱 Chicks. Love 'em.
嗨 欢迎来到福克斯菲尔德 喜欢那个小胖妹!哦 又肥又美那个 Hi. Welcome to Foxfield. Love the fat girl! Ooh, the big fat one.
流程我们认为应该这样走 就在最后一支舞之前 This is the way we think it should go. Just before the last dance,
德布鲁尔夫人和你们的肯尼迪先生将颁发最佳服装奖 our Mrs DeBreul and your Mr Kennedy will present the prize for best costume.
我们能吐槽吗?我们觉得这装扮很幼稚 Can we just say something? We think this costume thing is childish.
什么? !但这是万圣节舞会啊! What?! But it's a Halloween dance!
有比万圣节更重要的事情 There are more important things than Halloween.
还有人在挨饿唉! There are people starving!
丽莎 你为什么不给我们的客人准备些三明治呢? Lisa, why don't you offer our guests some sandwiches?
可没有任何服装的万圣节舞蹈就像平常舞蹈一样了! A Halloween dance without any costumes is like every other dance!
我觉得在这个世界上任何舞蹈都不太合适 I think any dance is inappropriate considering the condition of the world.
我受够了你们俩和你们那些伪知识分子自由主义的废话! I am so tired of you two and your pseudointellectual liberal crap!
茱莉亚!你那棉花糖想法让我恶心! Julia! Your cottoncandy ideas make me sick!
丽莎!嗨 Lisa! Hi.287
你看起来有点苦恼 我的孩子 You look troubled, my son.
哦,不! Oh, no!
丽莎! 我很抱歉 Lisa! I'm sorry.
离我远点!哦,他妈的! Stay away from me! Oh, fuck!
丽莎! 哦,他妈的! Lisa! Oh, fuck!
你个恶心虫 You peon!
让我们把他或她是否穿戏服的问题留给其个人来决定吧 Let's leave it up to the individual as to whether he or she wears a costume.
你觉得呢 乔纳森? What do you think, Jonathon?
非常抱歉 德布鲁尔夫人 I'm terribly sorry, Mrs DeBreul.
是的 非常不幸 Yes, it was most unfortunate.
这个花瓶是埃莉诺·罗斯福送的礼物吗? The vase was a gift from Eleanor Roosevelt?
无价之宝 不 我不认为这太过了 一点也不 Irreplaceable. No, I don't think that's being too extreme, not at all.
事实上 我觉得您已经很慷慨了 再见 As a matter of fact, I think you're being quite generous. Goodbye.
伯勒斯先生 你和你的舞蹈社团 Well, Mr Burroughs, you and your dance committee
真的给我们的姐妹学校留下了不可磨灭的印象 have really made an indelible impression on our sister school.
尤其是你 奥格纳先生 And especially you, Mr Ogner.
你已经不仅被禁止参加万圣节舞会 Not only are you forbidden to attend the Halloween dance,
而且你也成为弗农学院历史上第一位直到死 but you are the first student in the history of Vernon Academy
都被禁止进入福克斯菲尔德学院的学生 ever to be banned from Foxfield until, and I quote, "the day you die".
走吧 先生们 On your way, gentlemen.
白色区域是用来卸货的… The white zone is for unloading...
永远被驱逐出福克斯菲尔德啦! Banished from Foxfield for ever!
这是100英里内唯一的女校 The only females within 100 miles.
我猜你到死都还是处男 伙计!给我来点 Guess you're gonna die a virgin, buddy! Give me some of that.
鳄鱼先生想买件衬衫吗? Here you go, pal, Mr Alligator. You wanna buy a shirt?
你看起来有点苦恼 我的孩子 You look troubled, my son.
你不担心被永远驱逐出福克斯菲尔德女校吗 Worriest thou not about being banished for ever from the Foxfield school for girls,
即使它是方圆100英里内唯一的女校 for yea, though they are the only females within 100 miles,
还有一个你可以去的地方 there is still a place where thou canst journey to.
芝加哥 在九点的公共汽车上 Chicago, on the nine o'clock bus.
别提了 在绝望的情况下 Forget it. Desperate circumstances
需要绝望的措施 在性这方面 你彻底完蛋了 require desperate measures. Sexually, you're finished around here.
你非得戳我痛处吗?拿着这张票 Must you rub it in? Look, take this ticket.
去拉什大街 那个逍遥俱乐部 你会遇到你的梦中情人 Go to Rush Street, the Free N Easy Club. And you will meet the girl of your dreams.
如果她不是的话 拿上你能拿的 叫辆出租车 送她去格蕾湖旅馆 If she ain't there, take what you can get. Grab a cab, take her to Grey's Lake Inn.
你要在那里种下你那伊甸园的种子 And there you will plant your seed in the Garden of Eden.
这是100快 没门 Here's 100 bucks. Forget it.
乔纳森!除非你上床睡一个 否则我们都不安全! Jonathon! Until you get laid, none of us are safe!
不管你做什么 别告诉她你还在上高中 And whatever you do, Jesus, don't tell her you're in high school.
告诉她你是个码头工人 啥? Tell her you're a longshoreman. What?
就说你是泰晤士报的戏剧评论家 嗯 这还差不多 Say you're a theatre critic for the Times. Yeah. That's better.
快走吧 在你成功之前别想回来 You're going. I don't want to see your ass back here until you succeed.
事实上 我不会让你进去的除非你带回来…她的内裤 In fact, I'm not gonna let you in the room until you bring me... her panties.
得了吧斯吉普 我跟你不一样 Oh, come on. Look, Skip, I'm not like you.
我没你这么魅力四射 没你撩妹技巧娴熟 I don't have your charm, your finesse, your, uh...
没你的品味 反正 我不擅长和女人打交道 Class. Whatever. I'm no good with women.
我知道 你也知道 去逍遥俱乐部的女人 I know that, you know that. The broads that go to the Free N Easy don't.
听着 乔纳森 你是个好男人 Look, Jonathon, you're a great guy.
你有很多优点 如果不是真心话 我就不会这么说的 You've got a lot going for you. Hey, I wouldn't say it if I didn't mean it.
如果不是真心的话 我可能会这么说 但可能不是对你说的 Well, I might say it if I didn't mean it, but probably not to you.
来吧 我们走! Come on, let's go!
我想借给你一些钱 但我手头有点紧 I'd lend you some money, but I'm a little short.
把这个带给吉佩尔 来吧 伙计们 我们走! Get this one for the Gipper. Come on, you guys, let's go!
祝你好运 啊 你也一样 Bless you. Yeah, bless you.
去应许之地 我的孩子 到应许之地去 To the Promised Land, my son. To the Promised Land.
天啊 我买了双鳄鱼皮鞋 很划算 Hey, Jesus, I got a great deal on some alligator shoes, buddy.
你无法否认 你只是在逃避爱 You can't deny it, you're only hiding from love
酒保! Bartender!
先生! Sir!
你说你羞羞答答 其实你只是在逃避爱 You say you're shy, but you're only hiding from love
小心点! 对不起 Watch it! Sorry.
你犹豫不决 你只是在逃避爱 You're not deciding, you're only hiding from love
嗨 我叫乔纳森 你呢? Hi. My name is Jonathon. What's yours?
介意我加入你们吗 你们住在这附近吗 Mind if I join you? So, do you live around here?
你说你羞羞答答 其实你只是在逃避爱 You say that you're shy, but you're only hiding from love
下次吧 Maybe another time.
酒保!别着急!马上就来 Bartender! Hold your horses! Be right with you.
开始 开始 Go! Go!
一!两!三!四!五!六 One! Two! Three! Four! Five! Six...
我做得怎么样? Oh, man! How did I do?
我可以做得更好 哦 她更有能耐 I could do better than that. Oh, she could do better than that!
赌10块 10块 10块 Ten bucks. Ten bucks. Ten bucks.
嘿 你要输钱了! 艾伦! Hey, you're gonna lose some money! Ellen!
准备起飞了吗? 准备好了 等等 Ready for takeoff now? Ready. Wait, wait, wait.
预备 开始 Get ready, get set, go!
一!两!三!四!五!六!七!八!九!十! One! Two! Three! Four! Five! Six! Seven! Eight! Nine! Ten!
付钱吧 Pay up.
给败者的酒 Drinks for the losers.
挣得不少啊 Nice little profit.
这杯是赠送的 谢谢 This one's on the house. Thanks.
你一个人来吗? Are you here alone?
嗯?你一个人来吗? Huh? Are you here alone?
是啊 Yeah.
你知道吗 我对你的感觉很好 You know, I get a really good feeling from you.
真的吗?让我康康你的手 You do? Mmhm. Gimme your hand.
你带有一种元气满满的光环 You got a very exciting aura.
我打赌你经常听到这样的话 I bet you hear that all the time.
嗯…现在又听到了 Well... now and again.
我来测试一下 什么? Let me test it. What?
你的光环 用这个硬币 闭上你的眼睛 Your aura. Take this quarter. Close your eyes.
看看你能不能把硬币从前额移到下巴上 See if you can run the quarter from your forehead to your chin,
然后从耳朵到耳朵 and then from ear to ear,
但要始终与皮肤的接触 but without ever losing contact with your skin.
就这样?这样就会告诉我们需要知道的一切 That's it? It'll tell us everything we need to know.
我能拿下我的?嗯 谢谢 Can I have my...? Yes. Thanks.
我做得怎样? How'd I do?
我很抱歉 我想是气氛不太对吧 I'm sorry. I guess the vibes just weren't right.
哇 看 你有两个4 ! Wow. Look, you got two fours!
不好意思 Excuse me.
我可以…给你看下? 可以 Could I... show you something? Sure.
哦,上帝! Oh, God!
为什么我这么傻逼?每个人都可能会这样 Why am I such a turd? It could happen to anyone here.
伏特加汤力水 只有傻逼才会中招 Vodka tonic, please. Only a dick would fall for that.
嗯 你可能是对的 Well, you might be right.
嗯,我应该… Yeah, I should...
嗯…谢谢 Uh... thanks.
失陪一下… If you'll excuse me...
我要找一个视野极佳的高楼 然后跳下去 I'm gonna find a very tall building with a fabulous view, and jump off.
请到巴士总站 Trailways bus terminal, please.
我知道哪有高楼 I know just the tall building.
哇! Whoo!
你为什么去那边?你怎么不过来? Why don't you come back over here? Why don't you come over here?
不,我…我在这里很舒服 你怕什么? No, I'm... I'm comfortable right here. What are you afraid of?
嗯…坠亡 Uh... dying.
听着 实话实说 你有点吓死我了 Uh, look, I wanna be totally honest here. You're scarin' the hell outta me.
嘿 我刚想到一件事 我没吃饭呢 你呢?饿了吗? Hey, I just thought of somethin'. I haven't eaten. What about you? Are you hungry?
你说呢?我可以 我可以请你吃晚饭 What do you say? I could... I could buy us dinner.
现在我想跳了 Now I am gonna jump.
只是钱而已 是啊 这是我仅有的钱啊 It's only money. Yeah, well, it's my only money.
你...你谈过恋爱么？ Have you ever... have you ever been in love?
有啊 我很喜欢那张100美元 到底有没有？ Yeah, I was pretty fond of that $100 bill. Have you?
你在问我这个蠢蛋么? You're askin' me, the turd?
在我看来你像是个很英俊…敏感的蠢蛋 Well, you look like a pretty... sensitive turd to me.
你觉得我有什么问题吗? Do you think there's something wrong with me?
我怎么知道?我是说 我不认识你啊 Well, how do I know? I mean, I don't know you.
我们可以相互解决下 We can fix that.
是的 你饿了吗?我现在很饿 你可以请吃饭了 Yeah, are you hungry? Cos I am pretty hungry. You could buy us dinner.
好吧 你想吃什么? OK, so what do you wanna eat?
你喜欢意大利菜吗? do you like Italian?
中国菜? Chinese?
这是在电梯啊 真的吗? This is an elevator. Really?
我爱电梯 I love elevators.
我觉得它们真的很美妙 I think they're just wonderful.
我喜欢它们上上下下的样子 I love the way they go up and down.
对吗?是啊 我觉得也很棒 Do you? Oh, yeah, I think it's great.
你更喜欢哪一种体位? Which do you prefer?
在上面 Going up...
还是在下面? or going down?
上面就好 真的吗? Up is fine. Really?
我觉得下面更刺激 I think going down is much more exciting.
好吧 既然你提到了 下面就… Well, yeah, now that you mention it, down is, uh...
当然了 上面也挺刺激的 Of course, going up... can be... a thrill.
视情况而定 It depends.
我就是这么想的 That's what I think.
等下 Wait.
啊 上面下面 Yeah, up is... Down is...
等等,嗯…等下,…?怎么…? Wait, uh... Wait, where...? Where's the...?
不 在后面 在后面 No, at the back. At the back.
哦,是的 Oh, yeah.
哦,上帝!天啊 我按奈不住了 Oh, God! Oh, God, I'm so hot.
你喜不喜欢 躺着做? Wouldn't you prefer... doing this... lying down?
嗯…是啊,当然 无所谓 Uh... yeah, sure. Whatever.
或者 你更喜欢站着做 Or maybe... you prefer doing it standing up.
嗯…我想我最好还是躺下 Um... I think I better lie down.
等下,放慢点 放慢点 Look, just... just slow down. Just slow down.
好的 吻我 OK. Kiss me.
乔纳森 停下 我的头发压住了 Jonathon... Stop, my hair's stuck.
哦 对不起 好的 这样好点了 Oh. Sorry. OK. That's better. That's better.
哦,是什么 等一下 哦 是床单 Oh, what's...? Wait a minute. The sheet. Oh. Sorry. OK.
你觉得怎么样? 哦 真爽 爽死老娘了 How are you doing? Oh, good! Good!
也许他出了什么事了 Maybe something's happened to him.
我以为他周五就会回来 我不能一直帮他打掩护 I thought he'd be back by Friday. I can't keep covering for him.
他跑哪儿去了?我怎么知道? Where is he? How should I know?
是你把那个小混球送到了拉什街! You sent the little douche bag to Rush Street!
闭嘴 你这个怪胎 没你的事 呆子 Oh, shut up, you clone. Up your tube, geek.
我去告诉肯尼迪了 非常荣幸 斯基普 I'm telling Kennedy. Very honourable, Skip.
很高兴认识你 It's been nice knowin' ya.
你到底去哪儿了? Where the hell have you been?
好牛逼啊 奥格纳先生 Very impressive, Mr Ogner.
在他妈的电梯里?那可是我第一次 In a fucking elevator? That was the first time.
我受不了了! I can't stand it!
哦 电梯卡住了 在51楼和52楼之间 Oh, it was stuck... between the 51st and 52nd floor.
她有多大?哦,上帝 How old is she? Oh, God...
35岁左右吧 midthirties.
哦,上帝 上帝! Oh, God. God!
就他妈的电梯里! 电梯！ A fucking elevator! Fucking ele... Whoa!
现在让我们每个人花点时间审视一下自己 Now let's each of us take a moment to look within ourselves,
并寻求指引 and ask for guidance...
和力量 and strength.
我们的圣父… 有多大? Our heavenly Father... How big?
你可以俯视我们每一个人吗 may you look down on each and every one of us
给我们意志 and give us the will,
纯洁的心灵 跟随你的脚步 the purity of mind, to follow your way.
她叫什么名字? 艾伦 What's her name? Ellen.
她是时装设计师 我告诉她我在西北大学读博士 She's a fashion designer. Told her I'm at Northwestern workin' on my PhD.
她买账吗?真的和你 ? And she bought it? And you really...?
老天!她真的 ? Jesus! And she really...?
天啊!嘿 小心点好吗? Jesus! Hey, you wanna be careful?
嘿!他在那儿! Hey! There he is!
色情先生!啊 拉什街的风流浪子! Mr Porno! Yeah, the Rush Street Casanova!
嘿 他就是个性爱机器 就是个野兽 Hey, he's a sex machine. The guy is an animal.
无情打桩机 一跃就能跳过篱笆! It's Dick Man! Able to leap long fences at a single bound!
啊 无情打桩机! Yes, Dick Man!
你这个色狼! Oh, you ladykiller!
好的 星期一见 OK. See ya Monday.
等一下 等一下 听这个 Wait a minute, wait a minute. Listen to this.
每两个男人中就有一个在他十几岁的时候至少有过一次阳痿的经历 One out of every two males experiences impotence at least once in his late teens.
二分之一 真是操蛋 One out of two. Holy shit.
祝你周末愉快 代我向艾伦问好 Well, have a swell weekend. Give Ellen my love.
我们再做一次吧 怎么样?嗯?你觉得怎么样? Let's do it again. What do you think? Hm? What do you think?
准备好了吗?嗯嗯 Are you ready? Mmhm.
这叫速溶玛格丽特 It's called an instant margarita.
你准备好就开始 张嘴 Ready when you are. Open.
吞掉 Swallow.
吞掉 Swallow!
你想喝点水吗?你想喝点水吗?张嘴 Do you want some water? Do you want some water? Open.
你还要吗?别闹了! Do you want more? Cut it out!
只是想帮忙!你可是在和母狼打交道 Just tryin' to help! You're dealin' with an animal here.
哦,我去 好吧 我不再当好人了 Oh, my. All right, no more Mr Nice Guy.
我的天啊 啥? Oh, my God. What?
好了!你想玩狠的吗?嗯?你想玩狠的吗? That's it! You wanna play rough? Huh? You wanna play rough?
我爱你 I love you.
很多人会因为紧绷的压力毁掉美好的感情 A lot of people ruin a good thing with pressure and strings.
他们互相施压窒息 They suffocate each other.
我不想要那种关系 我觉得你也想 I don't want that kind of relationship. I don't think you do, either.
艾伦当我说我爱你的时候 You know, Ellen, when I said I loved you,
我不是故意让你觉得我真的爱你 I didn't mean for you to get the impression that I actually love you.
在这种情况下 就是陈词滥调 It's a cliche one falls back on in this situation.
我想说的是 我非常喜欢你 What I was trying to say is, I very much like you,
但我们不应夸大其含义 but we shouldn't exaggerate the significance of that.
就是 我们在一起的时候很开心 It's... We have a good time together.
下个周末 我去你那吧? Next weekend, why don't I come up?
嗯 西北大学 Yeah. To Northwestern.
我们去你那边 We'll stay at your place.
我那边?西北大学吗? My place? At Northwestern?
嗯,很好 好主意 你想什么时候来? Yeah, great. That's a great idea. When do you wanna come up?
下个周末 Next weekend.
额 下周末我不在那了 Uh, yeah, next weekend I won't be there.
我会在城里 I'll be, uh... I'll be in the city.
哦 芝加哥?是的 不!不,纽约 Oh. Chicago? Yeah. No! No, New York.
我得去参加一个研讨会 I have to attend a seminar.
那就更好了 我们会玩得很开心的 Well, that's even better. We'll have a great time.
在纽约?我们来趟烂漫之旅 In New York? We'll do the romantic bullshit routine.
我们会玩得很开心的 在纽约 We'll have a great time. In New York.
醒醒 软绵绵的家伙! Wake up, limp dick!
哦 起床了 快点 你去教堂要迟到了 Oh, rise and shine. Come on, you're gonna be late for chapel.
走吧!我得去 我得去 Let's go! I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
我去! Jesus!
什么? What?
你看起来好糟糕 You look horrible.
哦 我真不敢相信 Oh, I don't believe it.
现在要去哪? What now?
纽约 New York.
我告诉她我会在纽约见她 I told her I'd meet her in New York.
在纽约吗?我去,你这么爱这个妞吗?嗯? In New York? Jesus, you're... What, do you love this chick? Huh?
她知道你爱她吗?不 说真的 她知道你爱她吗? Does she know you love her? No, really, does she know you love her?
她知道你已经为她走火入魔了吗 Does she know you've gone completely off the deep end?
我只知道 我得去纽约找个研讨会 All's I know is, I gotta find a seminar in New York.
我们在做什么? What are we doing?
帮你换掉这身碍眼的行头 我正好喜欢这身行头 Getting rid of that eyesore. I happen to like this eyesore.
需要帮忙吗?我们可以试试他的尺寸吗? May I help you? Could we try this jacket in his size?
39？ 39 regular?
我们并没有完全抛弃它 我们只是给它一个急需的休息 We're not getting rid of it entirely, we're just giving it a muchneeded rest.
好了 All right.
很像样 Very nice.
你觉得? 大有不同 What do you think? Very distinguished.
现在试试休闲裤 嗯嗯 我可以建议你… Now slacks. Mmhm. May I suggest, uh...
灰色法兰绒 Grey flannel.
31. 31.
30 30.
你说我的裤子怎么了?他们自己在说呢 What are you saying about my trousers? They speak for themselves.
先生 试衣间就在那边 Sir, you'll find the dressing room right over there.
谢谢！ Thank you.
艾伦? Ellen?
卧槽 我日 Shit. Shit!
先生,先生! Sir. Sir!
艾伦!艾伦! Ellen! Ellen!
你要去哪儿?我必须找到她!艾伦! Where do you think you're going? I have to catch her! Ellen!
回来 Come on.
你好啊,猛男 Hiya, tiger.
我该怎么办? What am I gonna do?
我不知道她的电话 我不知道她的地址 我连她姓什么都不知道 I don't know her number. I don't know her address. I don't even know her last name.
你不是很了解她吗? Knew her pretty well, did you?
我很抱歉 听着 她迟早会发现的 I'm sorry. Look, she was bound to find out about it sooner or later.
是的 我只是希望能晚点再见面 Yeah. I just wish it was later, you know.
我日 Christ.
嘿!你要在床上度过余生吗? Hey! You gonna spend the rest of your life in bed?
你不觉得你这样很不好吗?你得去吃点东西 Don't you think you're takin' this a little hard? You've gotta go to dinner.
我不敢相信你会放弃吃茄子 I can't believe you'd forgo eggplant surprise.
我不饿 这不是不吃那玩意的理由 I'm not hungry. That's no reason not to eat the shit.
来不来?最后一次机会 Coming or not? Last chance.
再问一次 One more chance.
这是你最后的机会 This is your final and last chance.
别管我! Leave me alone!
我不打扰你了 你什么都不想做 你不想 I'll leave you alone. You don't wanna do anything. You don't wanna...
真是个混蛋! What a jerk!
做的挺棒 詹金斯先生 Very well done, Mr Jenkins.
勉勉强强 梅鲍姆先生 Extraordinarily average, Mr Maybaum.
非常好 杰克逊先生 Very nice, Mr Jackson.
非常敏锐 巴勒斯先生 Very perceptive, Mr Burroughs.
太含糊了 古布斯先生 Too vague, Mr Goobser.
奥格纳先生 你的相当之平庸 不要再这样下去了 We have something really mediocre here, Mr Ogner. Let's not keep it up.
简直是浪费我的心思 罗斯金先生 Offended all my sensibilities, Mr Ruskin.
嘿 乔纳森 等等! Hey, Jonathon, wait up!
c+ 现在你可有的郁闷了 A Cplus now you've got something to be depressed about.
连罗杰都得了个b 我才不管呢 Even Roger got a Bminus. I don't give a shit.
圣诞节你打算做什么?折磨自己吗?我认为你还没看懂 What'll you do for Christmas? Crucify yourself? I think you're missing the point.
是吗? 没错 Do you? I do.
她确实很美很迷人 但只是一炮之交 一炮之交 She was beautiful. She was wonderful. But a fuck... It's just a fuck.
有时候你真是个混蛋 你又不是第一个被甩的人 Sometimes you're a real asshole. You're not the first guy to be dumped on.
我现在唯一不需要的就是你来掺和 One thing I don't need right now is the world according to Skippy here.
帮我们俩个忙 好吗?不要再管 Do us both a favour, huh? Just shut up.
好的,沉溺先生 OK, Mr Depth.
沉溺的不能自拔 Wallow in it.
该死 罗杰 快点 别催我 Dammit, Roger, hurry up. Don't rush me.
我们在玩扑克 你要我帮忙吗? We're playing poker. You want me to help?
好了 好吧 是满堂红赢还是顺子赢 All right, all right. Does a full house beat a flush or does a flush beat a full house?
你连怎么玩都不会! You don't even know how to play!
我们要跟你说多少次? How many times do we have to tell you?
这是啥? What was that?
是乔纳森 他真的吓坏了 It's Jonathon. He's really freakin' out.
哦,太棒了 Oh, great.
乔纳森总是惊慌失措 我们得重新洗牌 Jonathon's always freakin' out. We gotta redeal.
洗牌?他要走了啊 Redeal? He had to leave.
那又怎样?就要洗牌 So what? It's a redeal.
如果是你的牌 你就不会这么做了 在某人离开后…不能算 If it was your cards you wouldn't do it. After someone leaves... doesn't count.
把牌给我!这把作废了 Gimme those cards! It's a null game.
没门!没门!我要走!如果是你的牌 你就不会再洗牌了 No way! No way! Get outta here! If it was your cards, you wouldn't redeal.
乔纳森! Jonathon!
乔纳森!乔纳森! Jonathon! Jonathon!
乔纳森!回来,该死!乔纳森,别走! Jonathon! Come back, goddammit! Jonathon, stop!
闭嘴!闭嘴!听着 伙计 你会被赶出去的 Shut up! Shut up! Listen, man, you're gonna get kicked outta here.
你可以和你的未来吻别了 包括哈佛 你听到了吗? You can kiss your fuckin' future goodbye, including Harvard. Do you hear me?
把你赶出来了 是吗? Kicked you out, didn't he?
我,嗯…我现在不能跟你说 I, uh... I just can't talk about it right now.
我父母给这地方捐了一大笔钱 没人会把你赶出去 My parents give a shitload of money to this place. Nobody's kickin' you out.
木已成舟 What's done is done.
你个土逼 You dirt clod.
哈佛已经录取你了?肯尼迪校长说过 他这么说 Harvard accepted you already? Headmaster Kennedy said, and I quote,
"乔纳森 你是我们所有人的荣耀"引用完毕 "Jonathon, you are a credit to us all", end quote.
你救了我的命 你还欠我一次口活呢 You saved my life, man. You still owe me a blow job.
你说得对 我全忘了 天啊 你不能忘记这些事 You're right. I forgot all about that. Jesus, you can't forget these things.
我们喝点东西去 你来请客 当然 We're drinkin'. It's on you. Yeah, of course.
妈 等我到那儿我们可以把树修剪一下 Ma, we can trim the tree when I get there.
我只会在头四天离开 我的意思是 I'm only gonna be gone the first four days. I mean...
妈妈 我会回家过圣诞节 Mom, I'll be home for Christmas.
不是 我得挂了 No. I gotta go.
好 我到了给你打电话 我保证 我也爱你 好的 再见 Yeah, I'll call you when I get there, I promise. I love you too, yeah. OK, bye.
哦,妈妈! Oh, Mom!
欢迎光临寒舍 Welcome to Toad Hall.
我一生中从未见过如此庸俗的炫富方式 I have never seen such a vulgar display of wealth in my entire life.
我怎么才能住上这种呢?你可以像我们一样 How do I get one? Well, you can do what we did.
走私买下了这个地方 走私? Bootlegging bought the place. Bootlegging?
啊哈 在我祖父做正事之前 Uhhuh. Before Gramps went legit.
这些不是给你的 好吗? Oh, these are not for you, OK?
记住 谢谢 我感觉自己在博物馆里 Remember. Thanks. I feel like I'm in a museum.
虽然不是很多 但起码是家 It's not much, but it's home.
玛吉! 斯基普! Maggie! Skip!
嗨,美人!你好吗? Hi, gorgeous! How you doin'?
太好了 我想让你见下乔纳森 我的室友 一个长期尿床的家伙 Great. I want you to meet Jonathon, my roommate, and a chronic bedwetter.
你现在还没老到 我能把你放在我膝盖上 You are not too old for me to put you over my knee, now.
真的吗?可以啊 玛姬 Really? Oh, do it now, Maggie, do it now.
你疯了! You're crazy!
不 我来吧 No, I got it.
你知道吗 这个房间在我心里一直有一个特殊的位置 You know, this room has always had a special place in my heart.
来这边 Come here.
我最好不要了 你最好来一根 I'd better not. You'd better.
如果你想和巴罗斯家的人共度一个美好的夜晚 You wanna get good and ripped for an evening at home with the Burroughs.
别让那老头吓到你 如果你想讨他欢心 Don't let the old man scare you. If you wanna get on his good side,
告诉他你想要政府的严格控制 tell him you get a hardon for firm government control.
政府控制 乔纳森 是自由企业制度的诅咒 Government control, Jonathon, is anathema to the freeenterprise system.
任何聪明的人都知道你不能干涉 Any intelligent person knows you cannot interfere
根据供需规律 with the laws of supply and demand.
我明白你的意思 先生 所以我不赞成关税 I see your point, sir. That's why I'm not for tariffs.
对 Right.
不,错了 你必须有关税 不然怎么跟外国人竞争? No, wrong. You gotta have tariffs. How you gonna compete with the foreigners?
要有关税 乔纳森 你怎么这么无知? Gotta have tariffs. Jonathon, how can you be so blind?
我们在这 亲爱的 喝酒畅谈呢 We're in here, dear. We're havin' a drink.
妈妈? Mom?
妈妈! Mom!
这些是给我的吗? Are these for me?
来 给我吧 Here, let me have them.
我想让你见见我的室友乔纳森 乔纳森 这是我妈妈 I want you to meet my roommate Jonathon. Jonathon, this is my mom.
嗯…很高兴见到你 巴勒斯夫人 Uh... very nice to meet you, Mrs Burroughs.
你好 你好 Hello. Hello.
我想去梳洗一下 我先去了 然后 I would like to freshen up, so I... I think I will freshen up, and, um...
我们晚餐时见吧 亲爱的 I'll see you all at dinner. Darling.
嗯 让我想想 我们之前说到哪儿了 被打断了? Well, let's see, where were we before... we were interrupted?
哦,对 政府干预 Oh, yes. Government interference.
我也坚决反对政府排挤公司 I'm also adamantly opposed to the government baling out corporations.
除非是我们的公司 Unless it's one of our corporations.
嗯 很快吧 乔纳森? Hm. Quick. Pretty quick, huh, Jonathon?
就像切个老木块 我草 Chip off the old block. Holy fuckin' shit.
乔纳森? Jonathon?
啊,先生? Yes, sir?
显然你和我有个共同点 Evidently you and I have something in common.
你能猜到是什么吗? Can you guess what that might be?
别管了 玛吉会来处理的 玛吉! Leave it, Maggie'll get it. Maggie!
乔纳森 Jonathon.
我也是弗农大学班里第一个被哈佛录取的学生 I, too, was the first boy in my class at Vernon to be accepted into Harvard.
乔纳森,好牛逼啊 祝贺你 Jonathon, how wonderful. Congratulations.
亲爱的 为什么不尝尝烤肉呢?极品刀功 Why don't you try the roast, dear? It's a superb cut.
谢谢你,甜心 Thank you, sweetheart.
真希望我们老害虫店也有这样的美食 这样自杀的人就会少很多 Wish we had food like this at old Vermin. We'd probably have a lot fewer suicides.
如果你更专注于学习而不是这种笑话 If you concentrated more on studies than jokes,
也许你现在也已经被哈佛录取了 perhaps you too would've been accepted into Harvard by now.
乔纳森 说回到哈佛 Well, uh, Jonathon, back to Harvard.
我想这是你人生中非常激动人心的时刻 I imagine this is a very exciting time in your life.
哦,是的 是的 我很期待哈佛 Oh, yes. Yeah, I'm looking forward to it.
我觉得也是 这是一个转折点 真的 如果你在哈佛努力学习 I bet you are. Well, it's a turning point, really. If you study hard at Harvard,
你就可以自己写机票 you'll be able to write your own ticket.
亲爱的 再给我拿点酒来 好吗? Darling, get me some more wine, would you?
菜还没上完喝的这么急干嘛? Why don't you wait for the last course?
这次你在餐桌上表现有点让人惊讶 That was quite a display you put on at the dinner table.
你私下做什么事并不重要 I guess it doesn't matter what you do in private.
跟你说下 女士 Let me tell you somethin', lady.
只要你和我在这里 就代表着这个家族 As long as you're in this house with me, representing this family,
你要控制住你那神经症或者是你自以为你得的什么病 you will control that neurosis or whatever the hell it is you think you've got.
你要表现得像是巴勒斯家族一员 即使你不觉得自己像 明白了吗? And you'll behave like a Burroughs even if you don't feel like one. Is that clear?
乔纳森? Jonathon?
乔纳森 我得跟你谈谈 Jonathon, I have to talk to you.
你想要什么? What do you want?
真抱歉 对不起? I'm so sorry. Sorry?
天啊 你儿子就在隔壁!我绝对不会跟你做 Jesus, your son is in the next room! I would never have done it
如果当初知道你是谁的话 if I'd known who you were.
是这样的 我…我需要解释一下 Look... I... I need to explain.
不 不用了 拜托 No. No, you don't. Please.
天啊 我不知道你想从我这里得到什么 Jesus, I don't know what you want from me.
如果你想要理解 好吧 我理解了 If you want understanding, OK. I understand.
你能抱会儿我吗?你会吗? Would you please hold me? Would you?
不,我不能 No, I can't.
嘿 老哥 你醒着吗? Hey, ace, are you awake?
啊!我日! Argh! Shit!
噢!我去 Ow! Jesus.
你在干什么呢? What are you doing?
我本想帮你开门的 结果绊倒了 Uh, I was trying to open the door for you. I tripped.
你真屌 What a gonad!
穿好衣服 Get dressed.
你觉得晚餐怎么样? So, what did you think of dinner?
很他妈有意思 是吧? It's, uh, pretty fuckin' entertaining, huh?
你有没有想过你的父母现在还有性生活吗? Do you ever wonder if your parents still do it?
事实上 我觉得我父母的关系很正常 Actually, I think my parents have a pretty normal relationship.
他告诉她该怎么做 而她无视他 He tells her exactly what to do, and she ignores him.
我永远不会结婚的 I'm never gettin' married.
我也不会 那会伤很多人的心的 Neither am I. That'll break a lot of hearts.
你好吗 乔纳森? 好 How you doin', Jonathon? Good.
好小伙 谁想和我比赛看谁先到栅栏边? Good man. Who wants to race me to the fence?
你呢 斯基普? 哇! How about you, Skip? Whoa!
来吧! Come on!
你还好吗? How are you?
我要你今天就离开这里 I want you off this property today.
你去的地方雪下得怎么样?太壮观了 有5英寸厚 So, how was the snow where you were? It was fabulous. We had five inches.
哦,老兄 回来已经够郁闷的了 Oh, man. Comin' back here is depressing enough.
还要面对几乎不能忍受的考试 Havin' to face exams is almost more than I can bear.
天天面对你的脸也几乎让我们无法忍受了 Having to examine your face is almost more than we can bear.
搞笑 你是个没脑子的白痴 真的 Funny. You're a mindless idiot. I mean it.
你真聪明 罗斯科 你真是个聪明人 You're a wit, Roscoe. You're a true wit.
回头见 好,再见 See you later. OK, bye.
好了 伙计们 老子回来了! OK, you guys, the kid is back!
嘿,老兄 想念我吗? Hey, buddy. Miss me?
你真的认为对我们的学生进行摸底调查有必要吗? Do you really think an investigation of our students is necessary?
是的,我觉得有 伊利诺斯州那边也是 Yes, I do. So does the state of Illinois.
我想尽快看到学生档案 I want to see the student files as soon as possible.
我认为解决这个问题的唯一办法是 I think the only way to clear up the problem is...
有人在外面吗? Is there somebody out there?
是的 先生 Uh, yes, sir. It's, uh, me, sir.
有什么事吗 梅鲍姆先生? And what can I do for you, Mr Maybaum?
海华斯太太需要你在这里签名 就是说 要你签名 Mrs Hayworth needs your signatures on here. I mean, your signature.
签一下 To sign it.
我不明白!我不明白! I don't get it! I don't get it!
我不想要!我讨厌! I don't wanna get it! I hate it!
斯基普 不 算了吧 没有办法 Skip. No, forget it. There's no way.
我死定了 再见,哈佛大学 您好,贸易技术 I'm a dead man. Adios, Harvard. Bonjour, Trade Tech.
好吧,看,看 OK, look, look.
如果这里…斯基普 If the area un... Skip.
如果曲线下的面积用F乘X表示 If the area under the curve represented by F times the quantity X
以垂直线X = A和X = B为界 你需要求出什么? is bounded by vertical lines X = sub A and X = sub B, what do you have to find?
我想要枪 好绝望啊 A gun. It's hopeless.
熄灯后在罗斯科的房间开会! Meeting in Roscoe's room after lights out!
那是三小时后 我得准备一下 That's in three hours. I better get ready.
我只听到他在说什么调查 All I heard was that he was talkin' about some investigation.
调查什么?我不知道 这就是我告诉你的 What investigation? I don't know. That's what I'm tellin' you.
五 六 七 八 five, six, seven, eight.
乔纳森,你的电话 Jonathon, telephone.
你好吗? 乔纳森? Hello? Jonathon?
哦,上帝 你好吗? Oh, God. How are you?
你是认真的?你为什么不说再见? Are you serious? Why didn't you say goodbye?
听着 不是你命令我离开你那吗? Look, you ordered me off the property. Did I?
别跟我耍花招 好吗?我想见你 Don't play games with me, huh? I have to see you.
是的 我不能再说 得挂了 Yeah, I can't talk. I gotta go.
照顾好自己 是的 你也一样 Take care of yourself. Yeah. Yeah, you too.
我们为什么不直接杀了他?如果可以就好了 Why don't we just kill the guy? It'd be good if we could.
是谁? 嗯? Who was it? Huh?
电话啊 On the phone.
哦 Oh.
我的妈妈 家狗死了 My mom. The dog died.
这家伙长什么样? 希特勒 这家伙长得像元首 What does this guy look like? Hitler, man. The guy looks like Hitler.
留着小胡子 眼睛亮亮的 盯着你看 He's got a little moustache and beady little eyes. He stares right through you.
这混蛋从不眨眼 我在里面待了五分钟 那家伙连眼都没眨一下 The bastard never blinks. I was in there for five minutes, the guy didn't blink once.
他就是 在盯着你看 He just... stares right through you. He goes...
好吧 现在是我 罗杰 道格和巴里 All right, so it's me, Roger, Doug, and Barry.
五 六 七 八 five, six, seven, eight.
还是乔纳森的电话 他家狗又死啦 Phone again for Jonathon. His dog died again.
嘘!听着 计划是这样的 Shh! OK, look, here's the plan.
这是卧室 这里有个窗户 This is the bedroom. There's a window here.
如果没有危险 我们就绕过这个拐角 从窗户走 If it's clear, we'll all come around this corner and go through the window.
搜索任何东西 任何东西 Search for anything. Anything.
是的 我还在 只是聊几句 就一小时 Yeah, I'm still here. Just to talk. Just for an hour.
不行 好吗? 乔纳森 I can't, OK? Jonathon.
不能 就一小时 Can't. Just for an hour.
拜托 别再给我打电话了 好吗? Please. Come on, don't call me any more, all right?
我去 Jesus.
好的,我们走吧 OK, let's go.
加油 加油! Come on, come on!
嘘!快下来 我们快走 Shh! Get down. Let's go.
卧槽! 什么? Holy shit! What?
那家伙是个缉毒警察! 嘘! Guy's a fuckin' narc! Shh!
草!赶快离开这里! Shit! Let's get outta here!
有人吗? 快跑 Is anybody there? Go! Go!
别挡道!滚开 该死的! Get outta my way! Get outta my way, dammit!
草!快点 伙计 快走 Shit! Come on, man, move it. Go. Go.
喂? Hello?
什么时候开始逮捕?我不知道! When's the bust? I don't know!
紧急 紧急 老兄 Raid. Raid, man.
怎么了?那家伙是个缉毒警察 What's goin' on? The guy is a narc.
你最好赶紧都扔掉!我现在永远也考不完了! You better dump it all! I'll never make it through exams now!
快! Quick!
如果你身上还有那些 最好马上扔掉 If you have anything, you'd better dump it right now.
你要怎么冲啊? 看我 How are you gonna flush that? Watch me.
让道 我有东西要冲 Outta my way. I got shit to flush here.
先生们 请让开 Make way, gentlemen, please.
来看看吧 Read 'em and weep.
啊? 你过了 Well? You passed.
考过了 伙计 我们是第一和第二 我和你 Passed, my ass, man. We're number one and two, me and you.
多亏了你 我们才是他妈的天才! Thanks to you, we're a friggin' genius!
我们就尽情狂欢吧 不行 So we're gonna party our balls off. I can't.
我没听见 我得去芝加哥 I didn't hear that. I gotta go to Chicago.
真有意思 我拥有这个小镇 不 来吧 我一个人去 斯吉普 Great thinkin'. I own the town. No, come on, I'm goin' alone, Skip.
天啊 又来这一套 我告诉过你忘了她吧 你永远也找不到她 Jesus, not that shit again. I told you to forget about her. You'll never find her.
不 我不同意 我只想一个人过去 好吗? No, I'm not goin' for that. I just wanna be alone, OK?
好吧 OK.
但下次你再自怨自艾的时候 别指望你老兄我在这儿陪你 But next time you're feelin' sad and blue, don't expect old Skipper here
穿上你的大红鼻子和松软的鞋子 to put on his big red nose and floppy shoes just pour vous.
再见 忧郁先生 Adios... Mr Morose.
上帝啊 我又不是那个每月每周都给你打电话的人? Jesus Christ, I'm not the one who calls you up every week for a month, OK?
你知道你儿子是我的室友吗 我最好的朋友啊? Do you understand your son is my roommate, my best friend, OK?
真不敢相信我们居然在争论这个 I can't believe we're arguing about this.
我今天来是因为我为你感到难过 I came here today cos I felt sorry for you.
你凭什么跟我说这种话? Where the hell do you get off talking to me like that?
你根本不了解我 You don't know anything about me.
你根本不了解我的生活 You don't know anything about my life.
我第一次在酒吧见到你的时候… When I first saw you in that bar...
你被人弄得好可怜 you were pathetic.
是个让人怜悯的蠢蛋 You were a sympathy fuck.
我滴天 Jesus Christ.
你还是走吧 乔纳森 You'd better go, Jonathon.
嗯,客房服务 这是1017房间 我想要一瓶伏特加送上来 Um, room service. It's room 1017. I'd like a bottle of vodka sent up right away.
哦 喝点东西很有帮助 不是吗?是啊 乔纳森 Oh, that'll really help, won't it? Yes, it will, Jonathon.
比你更有帮助呢 1017房间. A damn sight more than you will. 1017.
我叫你走啊 I asked you to go.
你不能再给我打电话了 You can't call me any more.
我知道 I know.
我不会的 I won't.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
抱紧我 Hold me.
你确定没事吗? 相信我 Are you sure it'll be all right? Trust me.
他有大麻烦了 他忘记了"放荡"这个词的意思 He is in serious trouble. He's forgotten the meaning of the word "debauchery".
会很棒的 This is gonna be great.
我打赌你从没和我们这么疯狂的家伙在一起过 Bet you've never been with guys as crazy as us.
确定他在这里吗?跟你说了 我跟踪了他 Sure he's in here? Yeah, man, I told you, I followed him.
嘘! Shh!
嘘 嘘 你准备好了吗?嘘 Shh. Shh. Are you ready? Shh.
客房服务! Room service!
哦 对不起 我日 Oh, I'm sorry. Shit.
我们该走了 斯基普 Maybe we ought to leave. Skip.
斯基普 Skipper.
乔纳森 你不打算介绍一下你的女友吗? Jonathon, aren't you going to introduce your friend?
她还有姐妹吗 乔纳森? She got any sisters, Jonathon?
唉 派对真短啊! Well, that was a short party!
请你们 回避下好吗? Would you please... excuse me?
斯基普 Skip! Skip!
熄灯! Lights out!
听着,斯基普 Look, Skip...
斯基普,来吧 斯吉普 我真不知道她是谁 Skip, come on. Look, Skip, I didn't know who she was.
我真的很抱歉 I'm really sorry.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
来吧 你觉得我们应该谈谈吗? Come on... Do you think we should talk about this?
嘿 没什么好谈的 我跟你说过了 反正一炮之交而已 Hey, there's nothin' to talk about. I told you, a fuck is just a fuck.
好吧 OK.
你怎么了 斯基普? What's your problem, Skip?
啊!你妹的! Argh! Damn you!
别挡道!违体了 巴罗斯!我警告你! Get outta my way! Cheap play, Burroughs! I'm warnin' you!
到底是怎么回事?我不知道 What the hell is goin' on there? I don't know.
混蛋! Son of a bitch!
我会收拾你的! I'll fix your ass for you!
伯勒斯,你个混蛋 Burroughs, you bastard.
注意你的言行!巴勒斯 我受够你了 我要离开这儿! Watch the language! Burroughs, I've had it with you. Get outta here!
好 走吧! Yeah, let's go!
嘿,老兄 再见! Hey, man. Byebye!
洗个冷水澡吧! Take a cold shower!
巴罗斯先生 你好 乔纳森 Mr Burroughs. Hello, Jonathon.
你好吗? 好 你知道斯基普什么时候回来吗? How are you? Fine. You know when Skip'll be back?
他应该很快就回来了 Uh, he should be back soon.
你还好吗? How've you been?
很好 Good.
很忙吗? Pretty busy?
你的社交生活怎么样? How's your social life?
有女朋友没? Girlfriends?
没有? No?
好吧 先生 我们把这事了结了 我受不了了 OK, sir. Come on, let's get it over with. I can't take this.
你在说什么? What are you talkin' about?
我在说什么? What am I talkin' about?
你在这里干啥? What are you doing here?
能回避一下吗? 好的 Would you excuse us? Sure.
怎么了? What's wrong?
你妈妈住院了 孩子 她是三天前自己登记入住的 Your mother's in the hospital, son. She checked herself in three days ago.
她觉得自己需要心理治疗 She felt she needed psychiatric help.
她有点不行了 She's getting it.
你看起来一点也不惊讶 You don't seem surprised.
你想让我说什么?你这是啥态度? What do you want me to say? What kind of attitude is that?
不是啥态度 如果她认为她有病 那她就去看吧 It's not an attitude. If she thinks that she needs help, then she should get it.
面对现实吧 爸爸 我们就是个糟糕的家庭 Face it, Dad, we're just a fuckedup family.
就是那个 那个缉毒警 That's the guy. That's the narc.
先生们 我需要你们的帮助 Gentlemen, I am going to need your help.
这是巴拉班先生 他来自州检察长办公室 This is Mr Balaban. He is from the state attorney general's office,
他目前正在对我们地区的学校进行调查 and he is presently conducting an investigation of the schools in our area.
显然 SAT考试中存在着一些普遍的作弊行为 Apparently, there has been some widespread cheating on the SAT tests.
我希望巴拉班先生对弗农学院的看法是错误的 尽管如此 I hope that Mr Balaban is wrong about Vernon Academy, but nonetheless,
我们会全力配合他的 we are going to give him our full cooperation.
你死定了 罗杰! 混蛋! You're dead, Roger! Asshole!
你这个笨蛋!不是缉毒警察? You stupid shit! A narc, huh?
你混蛋!我把300块冲进马桶了 You asshole! I flushed $300 down the goddamn toilet!
嗯 这是一种很痛苦的见面 不是吗? So, this is a real painintheass way to meet, isn't it?
我听说你录取到哈佛了 是的 I hear you're already headed to Harvard. Yes.
你的SAT考试成绩接近满分 You got a nearperfect score on your SAT test.
非常牛逼 正常情况下 我会立马怀疑你的 Very impressive. Normally I would've suspected you right away.
立刻会 Right away.
但你一直都是优等生 所以… But you've been a straightA student all your life, so...
我唯一能得出的结论是 要么你是无辜的 the only conclusion I can draw is, either you're innocent,
或者你从幼儿园就开始偷试卷了 or you've been stealing tests since you were in nursery school.
我想我们还是谈正事吧 I guess we better get down to business.
我得问你几个问题 I'm gonna have to ask you some questions.
你知道SAT试卷被盗的事吗? Do you have any knowledge of the stolen SAT tests?
没有,先生 No, sir.
你买过SAT试卷了吗? Did you purchase an SAT test?
没有 先生 No, sir.
谢谢！ Thank you.
他们耽搁了一个半小时 They kept Ostroff for an hour and a half.
我听说他们抓住了鲍尔斯 鲍尔斯!真是个蠢蛋! I heard they nailed Powers. Powers! What a jerkoff!
他没有作弊 但他太害怕了 坦白了自己抽烟 被退学了 He didn't cheat, but he's so scared he confessed to smokin', goin' off campus,
还监视肯尼迪在监狱里的妻子 哦,我去 and spyin' on Kennedy's wife in the can. Oh, man!
我告诉你啊 Well, I tell you somethin',
要让我开口 总检察长办公室的那个基佬是不够的 it'll take more than some fag from the attorney general's office to open my lips.
是啊!得俩基佬! Yeah! Two fags!
去你妈的,罗斯科!等你进去了 你就会变成果冻内脏了 Fuck you, Roscoe! Wait till you get in there, you'll be JellO guts.
你在干什么呢? How you doin'?
你收到了哈佛的录取吧 You heard from Harvard.
嘿 Hey.
祝贺你 Congratulations.
现代人很少能看到的 Seldom seen by civilised man,
这个神圣的仪式被我们的相机捕捉到了 this sacred rituaI was captured by our camera...
请把投影仪关了 Shut the projector off, please.
还有人要递交给宗教法庭吗 梅鲍姆先生? More bodies for the inquisition, Mr Maybaum?
是的,女士 Yes, ma'am.
西蒙斯先生和巴勒斯先生 你们是今天幸运的赢家 Mr Simons and Mr Burroughs, you are today's lucky winners.
谢谢 女士 擦 Thank you, ma'am. Shit.
我知道我们应该全力配合 I know we're supposed to give our full cooperation
这个愚蠢而无意义的调查 to this stupid and pointless investigation,
但他们打断我的课时 but when they interrupt one of my classes,
会让我很生气 it pisses me off.
现在这是我最喜欢的课了 This is now my favourite class.
进来 坐下 Come in. Sit down.
小阔佬 Squire.
嗯 这是一种很痛苦的见面方式 不是吗? So, this is a real painintheass way to meet, isn't it?
我看到你了 呃…被哈佛大学录取了 I see you, uh... applied to Harvard.
我是纽约大学的毕业生 自己努力考上的 I'm an NYU man myself. I... worked my way through.
你的SAT成绩很好 Got a very high score on your SAT.
巴勒斯 Burroughs
你家和AT&T董事会的巴勒斯家族没有任何关系吧? You're not by any chance related to the Burroughs who's on the board of AT&T?
就是我老爸 Daddy.
真的吗? Really?
哈哈 我可以想象进入哈佛大学的压力一定很大 Haha. I would imagine that the pressure to get into Harvard must be very intense.
你的成绩不差 Your grades weren't bad.
官阶也很好 Your grades were all right.
但你是通过SAT考试才被录取的 But it was the SAT score that got you in.
我不想让你经历这些 I don't wanna put you through this.
但我们都做过自己感到羞耻的事 But we've all done things that we're ashamed of.
是我们不得不忍受的 Things that we have to live with.
痛苦的但只是偶尔发生… Sometimes painfully. Because only occasionally...
但有没有机会纠正我们的错误? does the opportunity present itself to rectify our mistakes.
话说 我想我们应该开始谈正事了 And with that said, I guess we should get down to business.
你知道SAT试卷被盗的事吗? Do you have any knowledge of the stolen SAT tests?
巴勒斯先生 你要去哪? Mr Burroughs, where do you think you're going?
去你妈的 Fuck you.
他真的说了"去你妈的"?我说了他怒目对视着他 He really said "Fuck you"? He looked him straight in the eye,
说完就走 好吧! said it, and walked out. All right!
难以置信 I couldn't believe it!
他叫那人滚犊子 不会吧 He told Balaban to go fuck himself. No shit?
他跟巴拉班说滚犊子!巴罗斯让巴拉班滚犊子 He told Balaban to go fuck himself! Burroughs told Balaban to fuck himself!
嘿!斯基普! Hey! Skip!
好样的! Good job!
斯基普! Skip!
啊 你为什么不告发我? Come on. Why didn't you turn me in?
你不跟我说话 你救了我却不跟我说话 You don't talk to me. You save my ass, but you don't talk to me.
嗯,谢谢你,朋友 也许以后我也会为你做同样的事? Well, thanks, buddy. Maybe I'll do the same for you sometime, huh?
然而 人们能为你这完美先生做些什么呢? What could anybody do for Mr Perfect, though?
嘿 我知道了 我会去死掉 不是很好吗? Hey, I got it. I'll drop dead. Wouldn't that be nice, huh?
我真想自杀 不 你开枪打我 然后把我的头放在驼鹿旁边 I could shoot myself. No, you shoot me and mount my head next to the moose.
你可以把内裤伸到我两耳之间 哈哈 你会喜欢的! You could stretch the panties between my ears. Come on, you'd love that!
我怎么可能知道她是你妈?而且是你让我去的酒吧 How the hell was I supposed to know who she was? You sent me to the bar.
你送她去那也不是为了让她乱搞吗? You send her there to get laid, too?
你这个混蛋 即使你知道她是谁后 你还是回去了 You son of a bitch. You went back there even after you knew who she was.
该死 我们必须说清楚 Goddammit, you're gonna talk to me!
哦 离我远点!离我远点 你… Oh, get away from me! Get away from me, you...
好吧 你想谈谈吗?你他妈想说吗 你个骗子? OK, you wanna talk? You wanna fucking talk, you lying son of a bitch?
你这个混蛋!来吧!来吧! You bastard! Come on! Come on!
对不起 伙计 来吧 我们走! I'm sorry, man. Come on, let's go!
来吧 Come on.
别闹了 我要让你屁股开花 Cut it out! I'm gonna kick your fuckin' ass!
来吧 省省吧 Come on. Cut it out.
啊!卧槽! Argh! Shit!
离我远点! Stay away from me!
啊!他妈的! Argh! Fuck!
斯基普? Skip?
斯基普! Fuck!
你这个混蛋! You son of a bitch!
来吧! Come on!
去你妈的!退后! God damn you! Oh, just back off!
休战! 休战,我日! Truce! Truce, shit!
我再也见不到她了 I never would've seen her again.
她一直给我打电话 She kept callin' me.
我只是想和你谈谈 向上帝坦白 I just wanted to talk, honest to God.
但是,草 But, oh, shit...
我爱上她了 真的 I was in love with her, I really was.
天啊 对不起 斯基普 Oh, man, I'm sorry, Skip.
斯基普? Skip?
卧槽! 哇! Jesus! Whoa!
怎么回事?我去! What's goin' on? Holy shit!
你们干仗了吗?看起来有点私密 我们是不是应该… Have you guys been fightin'? This looks kinda private. We oughta...
哦 哦 好的 好 Oh. Oh. OK. Yeah.
如果你需要什么 比如颈托… If you need anything, you know, like a neck brace...
可以到我房间来 再见 . .我们就在走廊那头 再见! Come to my room. See you later. .. we'll be right down the hall. Bye!
真的回见 好 再见 Real later. OK, see ya.
对了 你妈妈打电话来了 Oh, by the way, your mom called.
是吗? Yeah?
你狗死了 The dog died.
什么? What?
你太容易受骗了! You're so gullible!
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