两男一女三逃犯
美国 喜剧/犯罪 1990
裸体女人 Nude women!
欢迎小丑 Clowns welcome!
裸体女人,欢迎小丑 Nude women! Clowns welcome!
- 嘿,还有三分钟,没到收工时间呀 - 明天再来吧 - Hey! I got three more minutes - Come back tomorrow
- 我说我们关门了,傻大个 - 我不信 - I said we're closed, Bozo - I wouldn't
这是真正的"傻大个先生",怎么样? And that's "Mr. Bozo," okay?
噢,当然,现在完全还没到下班时间 Say, that's right. It ain't quite closing time yet
听着 Hugh...
今天最好别惹我,懂吗? let's not mess with me today, okay?
我现在抢劫银行 I'm robbing the bank
你是哪种小丑呀? What the hell kind of clown are you?
我想,是压抑愤怒想要大叫那种 The crying-on-the-inside kind, I guess
你瞧,我只是个没用的老头 Look, I'm just an old man
- 是吗? - 是的 - Really? - Yeah
我们走 Let's go
现在抢劫 This is a robbery
你能相信吗? Do you believe this?
- 我现在抢劫 - 是真的 - This is a robbery - It is!
谢了 Thank you
好了,安静,现在把你们的手放在头上 All right, quiet, put your hands on top of your head. Stand up
我们都要完蛋了 We're all gonna die
我们都要挂了 We're all gonna die
我们这下完了 We're all gonna die!
管住你的嘴巴,老兄,没人喜欢嚎啕大哭的家伙 Button it up, pal. Nobody likes a whiner
谁也不要动 Don't anybody move
我怎么说来着? What did I just say?
好,这下好多了 All right. That's better
- 请给我整齐的装满这个 - 那是我的钱 - Fill this up with regular, please - That's my money
- 没关系,他们有保险的 - 她还没给我收据 - Don't worry. It's insured - She didn't give me no receipt yet
我没收据的话,他们不会投保 They can't insure it if I don't got no receipt
你能给他一份收据吗? Would you please give him a receipt
还有你 And you...
- 当心你那沮丧的嘴脸 - 好的,先生 - ...watch the double negatives, huh? - Yes, sir
人人都有收据了吧? 最后机会 Okay, anybody else need a receipt? Last chance
那好,我们现在要进入保险库里 Okay, we're all going into the vault now
把你们的手放在头上 Keep your hands on your heads
- 我们走 - 大家按他说的做 - Let's go - Do as he says, everyone
- 很快就会结束 - 别磨磨蹭蹭的 - This will all be over with presently - Don't dilly-dally. That's it
嘿,快走,挪一挪 Hey! Move it! Move it!
退后 Move it back!
- 你有钥匙吧? - 当然 - Do you have the key to this? - You bet
我还要一个袋子,在这里装满,谢了 I'll need another one of these filled up from in there. Thanks
我还要请你帮我打个电话 And I'm gonna need you to make a phone call for me...
很快 presently
现在,警方会让我,放走你们中的一些人 Now, the police are gonna want me to let some of you go...
这是作为友好态度的表示 as a sign of good faith
想要安全出去,最好的办法就是保持安静 The best way to get out is to stay calm
如果想要试试我是不是玩真的 If they want proof that I'm serious...
我会先干掉惹麻烦的家伙 I'll carve up the troublemakers first
上帝呀 Jesus, God!
- 闭嘴 - 噢,上帝,老天 - Shut up - Oh, Jesus! God!
主呀 God!
- 我可以用你的电话吗? - 好的 - May I use your phone? - Yes
投降吧,这里只有一个出口 Give up now. That is the only door
你没法从其他地方逃走,朋友 There is no other way out, my friend
告诉他们,谁想要冲进来,我就把这里炸了 Tell them anybody gets near this place, I'm gonna blow it up
如果在15分钟内,我没收到警方负责人的电话 If I don't hear from the guy in charge in 15 minutes...
我就把你的拇指,从夜晚寄存处送出去 I'll send your thumb out through the night depository
谢了 And, thanks...
你把我当朋友真好 for calling me friend
我是银行经理代为发话 This is Princeton
你们只有不到15分钟时间打电话来 You have less than 15 minutes to call in
别靠近银行,他身上有炸药 Do not come near the bank. He is covered in dynamite
热狗,热狗 Hot dogs! Hot dogs!
给我小声点 Give me sound down
警长,里面有12个人质,一个全副武装的匪徒 Chief, apparently we've got 12 people in there. One guy, heavily armed
银行保安处送来的照片,这就是我们的罪犯 Bank security got this picture. This is our perpetrator
- 谈判专家正赶过来 - 告诉他暂时没必要 - The hostage negotiator's on his way, sir - Tell him he won't be needed
- 暂时到什么时候? - 直到我不是警长为止 - Till when, sir? - Till I'm no longer chief
我挚爱的妻子卡洛儿 To my beloved wife Carol
我在西切斯特市留下了房子 I leave the house in Westchester...
就在第78大街上 and the apartment on 78th Street
股票会平均分配给我们的孩子 The stock portfolio will be divided equally among our children
大卫,你可以保有巨人队的门票 David, you can have the Giants tickets
别这样 Don't do this
会没事的 It'll be okay
他说了 He said...
他会先干掉惹麻烦的家伙 he'd carve up the troublemakers first
你干嘛不闭嘴,你这没用的哭丧孬种 Why don't you shut the hell up! Crybaby
该死 Damn!
饶了我吧 Give me a break
还没中? Coming
- 妈妈? - 我是洛辛格 - Mom? - This is Rotzinger
你是谁? 妈妈在哪儿? Who are you? Where's Mom?
警方指挥官,从里面滚出来吧 Chief of police. Get your butt out of there now
我曾经在越南认识一个像你这样的傻瓜 You know, I was in 'Nam with a jerk like you
噢,天呐 Oh, boy
你叫什么名字? 怎么称呼你? What's your name, son? What shall I call you?
嗯 Well...
我很喜欢Chip这个名字 I always liked the name Chip
你叫我Chip怎么样? Would you call me Chip?
好的 Okay
刚才的枪声是怎么回事,Chip? What was that shooting just now, Chip?
等一下,还是叫我Skip吧 Oh, wait! Call me Skip
好的,Skip,刚才怎么回事? Okay, Skip. What was that shooting?
噢,那只是些摄像头 Well, the cameras
我朝它们开火,它们盯着我呢 I shot the cameras. They were looking at me
竟然盯着我 Quit looking at me!
老天,他在狂吠 My God. He's barking
Skip,我们眨眼就能冲到你面前 Skip, we can be inside, on top of you, in a heartbeat
你想要跑,也走不出五步 Try to run, you won't get 5 feet
好的,告诉你手下的人 Yeah. Well, you tell your men
一颗子弹就够引爆这些炸药 just one bullet could hit some dynamite...
整条大街就炸飞了,我到处都装上了 and blow up the whole street. I've planted it everywhere, you know
别以为我不知道,你想要怎么逃走 Don't you think I know how you plan to get out?
搞个录音机说话,然后我就一直被机器糊弄 Switch on a recorder, I'm talking to a machine...
接着你就从三楼通风口爬出去 while you crawl out through the third-floor vent
不错的计划,可惜通道太小 Not a bad plan, except I couldn't
我带不走这大袋子钱 fit with all this money
另外,我在那里也装了烈性炸药 Besides, I've booby-trapped the vents with heavy explosives
都下来,都下来 Come on down! Get out of there!
老天,我真讨厌这城市 God, I hate this town
我们来试试能不能谈个交易,Chip,我是说,Skip Let's see if we can make a deal here, Chip. Skip
- 我想要把人质弄出来 - 好的 - I'd like to get those people out of there - Fine
我想要一辆装满汽油的巴士 I want a city bus with a full tank of gas
还想要一辆"哈雷-戴维森 XL 1000型"摩托 I want a Harley-Davidson XL 1000
我要一辆怪兽卡车 I want a monster truck
- 一辆什么? - 我要两架游骑兵直升机 - A what? - And I want two Jet Ranger helicopters...
就停在街上 here on the street
摩托没问题,巴士也可以 I'll get you the choppers, I'll get you the bus, the Harley...
该死的怪兽卡车也可以,只要你释放人质 and the monster truck just as soon as you give me the damn hostages
当然,我保证,没人会受伤害 Oh, yeah. I'm sure no harm will come to me...
只要我个人安全离开银行就成 once I'm inside the bank all by myself
- 至少给我放一个女人 - 找你家自己的女人去 - At least give me the women - Get your own women
一个要求换一个人质 One hostage per demand
一个? 听着,小丑,我受够你的滑稽把戏了 One?! Listen, I've had just about enough of your comedy, clown
- 我们要冲进玻璃门 - 好,来吧 - We're coming in through the plate glass - All right
我现在就挂上,把所有人干掉 I gotta hang up now because I gotta go kill everybody, okay?
小子,别给我耍小聪明,没那么容易 Don't bust my chops, wise guy. It's not that easy
我要找到两个飞行员,才能开武装直升机呀 It takes time to find two pilots who are willing to fly out an armed felon
我不需要飞行员 I don't need a pilot
现在你有30分钟满足第一个要求 Now, you got 30 minutes to meet my first demand
你外面号码是多少? What's your number out there?
259-0660,别轻举妄动 259-0660. Don't try anything rash
不然你跟其他人一样活不了 or you're dead along with everyone else
60? 区号是不是212? 60? And that's here in area code 212?
好了,照他说的做,摩托,巴士,一切 All right. Do what he says: The chopper, the bus, everything
一到了就开到那边排好 Set them up out here as soon as they arrive
- 他在耍宝还是个疯子,警长? - 他不是疯子 - Is it a diversion, chief, or is he crazy? - He's not crazy
他会和一些穿得像小丑,一样的人质同时出来 He'll come out of that bank with a few hostages also dressed as clowns
借此混淆视听,制造混乱 He'll make a run for a chopper
然后冲向摩托车或直升机 assuming we're afraid to shoot a hostage
那我们怎么办? Are we?
他说不要飞行员,就是说他自己能开 He said no pilots. That means he's flying it
可能是在越南学的 Probably learned how in 'Nam
狙击手会瞄准跑向交通工具的小丑 Now, they'll get a bead on whichever clown
随时控制局势 takes the controls...
离开地面之前,就能把他击倒 and take him out before he leaves the ground
他来了 Here he comes
- 他会让我们中的一个走人 - 老年人优先 - He's gonna let one of us go - Oldest first
那可真有道理,先救那些要被自然淘汰的废物 That makes sense: Save the one who will die first of natural causes
你这混球 You prick
- 我要吐了 - 我们最好把他先弄出去 - I'm gonna vomit - We better get him out of here first
- 没门 - 让他去死 - No way! - The hell with him
- 那就定了,我先走 - 什么? - It's been decided. I'm the first to go - What?!
- 谁定的? - 我 - Who decided it? - I did
这可不是你说了算,阿道夫·希特勒先生 It really isn't your decision, Mr. Adolf Hitler
- 你把我的钱准备好了吗? - 在这儿 - Have you got my money ready back there? - It's here
你是那种会把无辜旁观者害死的家伙 You're the kind of person that gets innocent bystanders killed
他们在满足我第一个要求 They're meeting my first demand
好了,让这法西斯看看 All right, to show this fascist dictator here
我们的民主系统怎么运作 how our system works...
我让你们来决定,谁先走人 I'll let you folks decide who will be the first to go
- 他 - 他 - Him! - Him!
- 是他? - 就是他 - Him? - Yes!
那好吧,走吧 Let's...Come on. Come on. Let's go
跟我来 Get downwind of me
先生,人命危在旦夕,是不是? Sir, is human life at stake?
空气中弥漫着死亡的味道 The stink of death was in the air
他说他能让人站起来坐下,还有像狗一样吠 He said he knew how to make men sit up and bark
噢,别小题大作了 Oh, don't exaggerate or anything
好,我们有银行来的第一手资料了 And so we have our first report from inside the bank
这个小丑的第一次具体描述,没人能笑出的那种 Our first description of this clown at whom no one is laughing
这才是原汁原味的 Now, that's original
主持人,我会一直待在这儿 Steve, Jody, I'll be here
直到最后一名人质被释放 until the last hostage is released
注意,娱乐节目来了 Can it. Here comes Clarabell
- 你好 - 你好 - Hi - Hi
- 这是什么? - 一份礼物 - What's this? - It's just a gift
这是一块奥托玛·皮格特名表 Okay, it's an Audemars Piguet
月相,18克拉黄金,鳄鱼皮腕带 Moon phase, 18-karat gold, alligator band
花了我一万两千元,每天都在升值 Thing cost me 12,000, but it's appreciating every day
现在,我把它送给你 As I say, it's my gift to you
- 真是块好表 - 那是当然 - Boy, it is nice - Isn't it?
- 我不能收这个 - 别犯傻了 - I can't keep this - Don't be silly
不,我不能欠人情 No, I would be beholden
我买下来怎么样? May I buy it?
我是说,这三张钞票你拿去 I mean, would you take three bills for it?
就三百美元? Three hundred dollars?
除非有人出更高价 Unless someone makes a higher offer
有没人出超过三百美元的? Anyone want to go higher than 300 on this?
有月相的 It's got a moon on it
太好了,这是我的表,普通杂牌的 Great. And here's my watch. It's a Timex...
腕带是折曲松紧带,斯派尔戴德制作的 and the band is the Twist-O-Flex by Speidel
我每天都会越来越,欣赏这值钱玩意儿 I appreciate this damn thing more and more every day
你这头猪 You pig
我没听错吧,猪? Excuse me? Pig?
我怀疑这位女士,是不是受刺激过度了? I doubt it. Think the lady protests too much, or what?
我猜你只是怕 I think you're just afraid
和一个真正的男人来一次狂欢 to party with a real man
一个真正的男人,拿着枪抢劫 A real man, who has to use a gun...
穿成这副鸟样,还把人关起来? who has to dress up like that and keep people prisoner?
你不是一个男人 You're not a man
你这懦夫 You're a coward
噢,不要刺激我 Oh, no. No!
她,她没代表我们其他人说话,小丑先生 She...She does not speak for the rest of us, Mr. Clown
我们认为你很勇敢,也很人道 We think you're quite brave. And manly
你们这些胆小鬼,真不敢相信 You big pussy! I don't believe you
你们这群大孬种 You're a bunch of pussies
下一个你把她放了怎么样 Why don't you take her out next
你不会想要面对这种野蛮女人 You don't need this kind of aggravation
警长,我们在巴士后座 Hey, chief. On the bus
藏了一个前贝雷帽队员 we've got an ex-Green Beret under the back seat
摩托的汽油只够开一英里半 In the motorcycle, we got enough gas to carry it half a mile
狙击手都到位了 We stationed shooters
一英里半之内射程各方向都安排好了 a half-mile in every direction
- 怪兽卡车怎么样? - 大概半小时 - Any word on the monster truck? - About half an hour
你弄到罪犯的状况描述了吗? Did you get any description of the perpetrator?
中等身高,中等身材,红鼻子,蓝头发 Average height, average build, red nose and blue hair
谢了 Thanks
谢谢使用AT&T服务 Thank you for using AT&T
你的摩托到了,巴士也到了 Your bike's out here. So's your bus
- 你欠我两个人质 - 好,他们就要出来了 - You owe me two more hostages - They're coming
我的怪兽卡车到了,就通知我 Tell me when my monster truck gets here
- 美女,准备好了吗? - 一切就绪 - You ready, doll? - All set
放松,我在你后面 Relax. I'm right behind you
来吧,是时候了 Come on, already
婊子养的,混蛋 Son of a bitch! Bastard!
- 你们没事吧? - 别停下,继续走 - Are you people all right? - Let's keep moving
他正通过窗帘监视我们 He's peeking at us through the curtains
这人是个禽兽 The man is an animal
砸烂电话,在桌子上撒尿 Ripping out phones, urinating on desks
看看他对卡琳小姐的衬衫干了什么? You see what he did to Miss Cochran's shirt?
这有条裂痕,不算深,不过确凿无疑 There's a scratch here. It's not deep, but it's there
好了 It's okay
他有没伤到人? 他有没显露出疲态? Did he hurt anybody else? Is the strain beginning to show on him?
他说,"如果我能在一个谷堆里睡十天 "If I could sleep 10 days in a rice paddy
在这差劲的银行熬下去也没什么问题" I could certainly last in this lousy bank"
这就是那禽兽对我们说的,他对卡琳小姐这样说 This is what the animal said to us. He says to Miss Cochran here:
"宝贝,用你的椰子顶开这些纽扣吧" "Baby, up your butt with a coconut."
我看他准备动手了,不过我没看到椰子 I think he was prepared to do it, except I saw no coconut
据我所知,他没椰子 He had no coconut to my knowledge
没椰子,噢? No coconut, huh?
炸药呢? 你看到了吗? What about dynamite? Did you see any?
看到了吗? 到处都是 Any? It's everywhere
他身上有,我们身上有 It's on him. It's on us
人质绑在桌子上当盾牌 Hostages strapped to tables as shields
这家伙是个禽兽 The man is an animal
他变态 He's sick
你没事吧,先生? You okay, mister?
马丁警官,带这两人去看医生,以防万一 Officer Martin, take these two to the doctor, just as a precaution
遵命 Yes, sir
- 关键是,他是个禽兽 - 好,我很清楚了 - The key is, he's an animal - That much is clear, sir
噢,你还嫌我啰嗦呀 Oh, so I'm repeating myself
我猜想,你是不是还想要把我扔回银行里去啊 I suppose you want to throw me back in there with him
疯狂大机器
4点48分了 It's 4:48
要是他在5点不打回来,我们就冲进银行 If he hasn't called back by 5, we storm the bank
该死 Damn
我是洛辛格 This is Rotzinger
你能多给我一点时间吗? Can you give me a little more time?
我保证不伤害人质 I promise I won't hurt anybody
我保证过一会儿就回电话 I'll call you right back. I promise
好了,我们在哪里? Now, where were we?
噢,菲丽丝 Oh, Phyllis! Oh, Phyllis!
格伦姆 Grimm
伙计们 Guys
菲丽丝,你在那里演技真好 Phyllis, you were so great back there
我觉得你真的在保护我 I felt like you were protecting me for real
我都分不出你是不是在演戏了,你太棒了 I couldn't tell if you were pretending. You were good
没错,我们来看看影后梅丽尔·斯特里普 This is true. Let's see Miss Meryl Streep
怎么可爱地呕吐 try to vomit on cue, huh?
演技出神入化 Fantastic
鲁门斯,能让我们单独待会儿吗? Loomis, could we have two seconds alone?
- 当然,格伦姆 - 谢谢 - Sure, Grimm - Thanks
真不敢相信我们成功了 I can't believe we did it
还记得你提议抢劫那个晚上吗? Do you remember the night you proposed?
- 提议? - 是的 - Proposed? - Yeah
你是说那天热气供应通道冻裂,热气泄漏的晚上? Oh, you mean the night the pipes froze and the heat went out?
我们躺在那里也冻僵了 And as we lay there freezing...
在那里等死,你那么特别的看了我一眼 waiting to be discovered dead, you gave me that look
那是一个女人,向男人倾诉的样子 That look a woman gives her man that says:
"一切都是你的错" "I blame you for everything."
是呀,那种眼神 Yeah, that look
我说,"菲丽丝,在失去我们的自尊以前 I said, "Phyllis, before we lose our self-respect
让我们达成一项共识吧 let's make a commitment
我们不要像IRT里那些家伙一样 Let's not be the Bickersons
成为互相埋怨的一对 like every other couple on the IRT
我知道有条路子 I know a way
菲丽丝,你愿意和我一起抢银行吗?" Phyllis, will you rob a bank with me?"
我愿意,格伦姆,我愿意 I will, Grimm. I will
格伦姆 Grimm...
我有件事想要告诉你 I have to tell you something
我昨天才发现的 I found something out yesterday
什么事? What? What is it?
我觉得很有趣 I just feel funny
你得知道,我觉得自己圆满了 I feel...You know, I feel complete
格伦姆,你本来就很圆满呀 Grimm, you already were complete
如果你再"圆满"一点的话,那我就要害怕了 If you were any more complete, it would be a little scary
垃圾社区环境,触碰到我们的感情了 Bad neighborhood to get in touch with our feelings
尤其是我们的胸罩里,藏着那么一个大好运 Especially with a fortune in our falsies
好了,我要给警长打个简短电话 All right, I gotta make a quick call to the chief
我是洛辛格 This is Rotzinger
嗯,你有没有把阿尔伯特王子弄到车里? Yes. Have you got Prince Albert in a can?
别跟我玩这一套 Feeling better, I see
你的疯狂大机器在这儿 Your Macho Maniac is here
你欠我另外一个人质 You owe me another hostage
我现在要到窗口检查一下,让你的人走开 I'll check it out. I'm going to the window. Tell your men to get back
你有事要告诉我? Did you have something to tell me?
我想要等等 I want to wait
我看到这东西没有流线型机身 I can see it doesn't have a hydraulic tilt body
不是我要的类型 It's unacceptable
什么? 你这狗娘养的 What?! You son of a bitch
你从来没提过什么"流线型机身" You never said a goddamn word about a "tilting hydraulic body."
我们横穿新泽西才送来这东西 We had to send all the way to Jersey for this thing
别侮辱我 Don't insult me
现在,你给我弄一辆像样的车子 Now, you get me a respectable monster truck...
弄不来别找我,明白吗? and don't get back to me until you do, okay?
- 刚才那是什么? - 什么什么? - What was that? - What was what?
别想要改变话题 Don't try to change the subject
- 没流线型机身,就没人质 - 我要人质 - No tilt body, no hostages - I want hostages
要花时间去找那种形状的机身呀 It's gonna take time to find a tilting hydraulic body
噢,那可不是我的问题了 Well, that's not my problem
刚才是个意外 It was an accident
他们本来要等一辈子,才会进去银行的 They would have waited forever to go into that bank
好了,把我扔出车外,来回碾死我吧 Just throw me out of the car and run me over
今晚我本可以在任何地方给他打电话 I could have called them from anywhere tonight...
告诉他我还在银行里 just to tell them I was still in the bank
我们还是快到机场吧,就当这事没发生过 Let's get to the airport. We'll pretend this didn't happen
现在,你给我弄一辆像样的车子 Now, you get me a respectable monster truck...
弄不来别找我,明白吗? and don't get back to me until you do, okay?
那就是,波的一声 There it is, a beep
你能独立剪裁出那波的一声吗? Can you isolate that beep?
我可以试试 I can try
那可能是个喇叭,小丑会带着玩具喇叭 It could be a horn. Clowns carry horns
小橡胶制作的那种 little rubber ones
有时他们的鼻子也可以发声 Sometimes their noses are horns
我要知道是什么喇叭发出的,快点 I wanna know what beeped, fast
我把我的想法告诉你 I'll tell you what I think it was
绝对不是鼻声或玩具喇叭 And it wasn't his fucking nose
应该是汽车喇叭 It was a car horn
老实说,我们损失了多少时间? How much time did we lose, exactly?
他们确认我不在里面就会冲进去 They won't storm in until they're sure I'm not there
他们会搜查人质 Then there's chaos
统计名字和口供的时候会乱一阵 Then there's chaos while they round up hostages and take statements and names
最后,他们会发现少了一些人 Finally, they'll realize some are missing
- 到那时 - 我们的飞机已经起飞了? - By then... - our plane is taking off?
他们连我们是谁都不会知道 And they still won't know who we are
看在老天份上,关上那个 For God's sake, shut that up!
关掉那破机器 Turn that trash off!
老天,我真讨厌这城市 God, I hate this town
格伦姆,你猜怎么着 Grimm, guess what
等等,我从没留意过这附近 Wait a second. I never scouted this neighborhood
我们是不是错过高速公路了? Did we miss the Expressway?
我没看到高速路 I didn't see it
他们刚才好像在路标那里施工 They were working on the signs back there
快去,去 Go! Go! Go!
我们想要去布鲁克林皇后高速公路 We wanna get on the Brooklyn Queens Expressway
- 什么? - BQE高速路 - What? - The BQE
噢,你知道,老实说,我们不知道它在哪里 Wow, you know, jeez, we don't know where that is
- 关掉那鬼东西 - 嘿,你丫闭嘴 - Shut up! - Hey, you shut up!
- 关上 - 收声,住口 - Shut up! - Shut up! Shut up!
我们能不能穿过这里? 那标志上是不是BQE? Let's just walk through this, okay? Does that sign say BQE?
是的 Yeah
好极了,那刚才它是指向哪边的? Okay, so which way was the arrow pointing?
那是一小时前了,鬼知道,那泼妇一直在嚷嚷,我们都晕了 That was an hour ago. That witch ain't stopped screaming the whole time
她甚至还让她的小孩朝我们嚷嚷 She even had her baby screaming at us
好,我试试这样问,你们会不会弄个新标志上去? Let me try this: Will you be putting up a new sign?
- 今天不会 - 今天只是搞破坏 - Not today - Today's just taking shit down
你们能不能说点有用的? Can you tell us anything?
街道名之类的,随便哪条街道? The names of a street, any street?
- 方向是南或北? - 我们不在这一带混 - The directions: North, south? - It's not our neighborhood
宝贝,亲爱的 Honey, babe
- 你有枪,崩掉他们 - 我也想,不过他们身上有毛(保护动物) - You've got a gun. Shoot them - I want to, but they're fur-bearing
我要先拿个许可证,是吧? I'd need some kind of permit, wouldn't I?
谢了,伙计们,你们本可以帮我们一下,现在帮得实在太多了(越帮越忙) Thanks, guys. You could've given us help, but you've given us so much more
嘿,我们来这就是服务大众的 Hey, that's what we're here for, right?
我很高兴发生了这件破事 I'm glad this happened
这小小提示了我们,为什么要干这一票 It's another little reminder of why we pulled this thing
你知道他们的问题是什么吗? 他们是属于这里堕落的一部分 You know what their problem is? They live here, that's all
但我们不是,再也不是了 But we don't. Not anymore
这玩意儿能高到什么温度? How hot does this baby burn?
有没人在外面看到一块手表? Anybody find a watch out there?
- 你派人到下水道检查过吗? - 你在朝稻草人使劲吗(与假傀儡对峙)? - Did you send men into the sewer? - Are you grasping at straws?
- 在下水道浪费了多少时间? - 你们从哪儿得到这些消息的? - How much time was wasted in the sewer? - Where do you guys get this stuff?
把巴士里人质们的口供录一下,他每秒都跑得更远了 Take the hostages' statements in the bus. He's getting farther away every second
好,我们现在慢慢在进步了 Oh, we're really making progress now
菲丽丝,我看到一个标志 I saw a sign, Phyllis
[,49英里观光游览道路,]
我们能找个里程碑就好了 If we could just find a landmark
问问这家伙 Ask this guy
先生,打扰一下 Excuse me. Sir?
先生,问个问题 Sir? Excuse me
看到这些东西真触霉头呀 It's bad luck just seeing a thing like that
事情越来越糟糕了,是不是? Things are going to hell, aren't they?
那只是两个家伙在胡弄,他们自己的事情而已 It's just a couple guys sorting out some things
- 我们很快就能找到一条熟悉的街道 - 我想要找个熟悉的街区 - We're gonna find a familiar street soon - I'd settle for a familiar borough
我想我们在约翰·飞利浦·苏萨中学附近 I think we're near John Philip Sousa
那是我们上的初中,是吧,格伦姆? That was our junior high school. Aren't we, Grimm?
绝对不是,除非舞会后那里爆了个大炸弹 Not unless there's been an H-bomb mishap since prom
你能不能帮我们找到BQE高速公路? Can you help us find the BQE?
很乐意,我套子里刚好有张地图 Glad to. Got a map right here in the glove
等一下,这家伙过分善心了 Wait a minute. This guy's too wonderful
- 那又怎样? - 那八成是个亡命之徒 - So? - So definitely a felon. Dangerous
弄不好是个连环杀手 Probably a serial killer
也许他只是刚从乡镇里来到大城市 Maybe he's just from out of town
- 他是,他的车牌号是爱荷华州的 - 去吧 - He is. He's got Iowa plates - There you go
- 克拉特杀人狂家族是从什么地方来的? - 堪萨斯州 - Where was the Clutter family from? - Kansas
嗯,以防万一 Just checking
我说,那银行真漂亮,不是吗? Say, the bank was really beautiful, wasn't it?
当然了,格伦姆 It sure was, Grimm
嘿,菲丽丝 Hey, Phyllis
格伦姆需要你给他一点小鼓励 Grimm needs a little reassuring
不,他不需要 No, he doesn't
他现在"圆满"了 He's complete now
- 你在这儿 - 太好了,谢谢你 - There you are - Great. Great. Thank you
爱荷华州人人都那么友好吗? Hey, is everybody this nice in Iowa?
- 爱荷华? - 是的 - Iowa? - Yeah
这车是偷的 That's a stolen car
格伦姆 没什么异常的,不是吗? Grimm doesn't seem any different, does he?
昨天,他还只是个在,城市筹划部工作的普通人 Well, yesterday, he was just a guy working in the Department of City Planning
而今天,他却是一个世界级的银行抢劫犯 And today, he's a world-class bank robber
谢了,鲁门斯,你说的话很安慰人 Thank you, Loomis. You're very comforting
- 这真是个他妈的恶梦 - 他连爱荷华的首府在哪里都不知道 - This is a fucking nightmare - Doesn't even know the capital of Iowa
闭嘴 Shut up
今天真是我的幸运日 This must be my lucky day
你他妈的还真有钱 You got some real money here
钱包里才四美元 Four dollars
嗯,我今天没法赶去银行 Well, I couldn't get to the bank today
我给你这手表吧 Let me give you this watch
价值一万二,我砍价买来的 It's worth $ 12,ooo. I talked the guy down
他最后300块就让给我了,很不错的,怎么样? He ended up giving it to me for 300. Nice, huh?
老天,你是个骗子吧? 我看看行李箱里有啥 God, are you a sucker. Let's see what's in the trunk
谢了,再见 Thanks. Bye-bye
噢,先生,你忘了你的地图 Oh, sir, you forgot your map
还有我们的一百万美元 And our million dollars
- 首府是迪比克吗(爱荷华州东部城市)? - 应该是德梅因市 - Was it Dubuque? - Des Moines
- 那我们还能去机场吗? - 穿着我们从银行出来时的这些衣服(会被认出)? - Now can we go to the airport? - In the clothes we wore out of the bank?
弗拉特布什的家,离这儿15分钟车程 Flatbush is 15 minutes from here
我们得在伍沃尔斯家停车,斯盖家附近不许停车 We'll stop at Woolworth's. The sky's the limit
如果这位爱因斯坦没按错喇叭 If Einstein here hadn't honked the horn...
我们就能在行李箱被抢走前,换掉里面的衣服了 we could've changed clothes before they were stolen
- 那是个意外,菲丽丝 - 切尔诺贝利核爆炸也是个意外 - It was an accident, Phyllis - Oh, you know, so was Chernobyl
但鲁门斯不会辐射别人呀 But Loomis didn't irradiate anybody
- 格伦姆,让她停手 - 别担心这个 - Grimm, make her stop - Don't worry about it
等我揍你的时候,你再担心好了,还有你 When I hit you, start worrying. And you
你打他干什么? 你实际上是不是想要打我? What are you hitting him for when you wanna hit me?
- 你在说什么? - 我记得有些事让你心神不宁 - What are you talking about? - Something's bothering you. I remember
好吧,来了 Okay, yeah
我,我一直想要跟你说件事 L...I was trying to tell you something...
我们应该上路了吧? Shouldn't we be going?
好吧,我们走 All right, let's go. Come on
- 向前直走 - 好的,格伦姆 - All right. Straight ahead - Right, Grimm
我很高兴那狗娘养的抢劫了我们 I'm glad the son of a bitch robbed us
又一次提醒我们,我们离开这个鬼地方是多么的幸运 It's just another reminder of how happy and lucky we are to be getting out of here
但伍沃尔斯一家人很好,你刚说了,我们至少应该看到少数人还是有人性的 But not Woolworth's. You said we should see as few people as possible
去我的公寓好了,我留了点衣服在那里,男人女人的都有 Go to my apartment. I left clothes there, men's and women's
那更好,也更近些,下一个大弯左转 Right, that's better, it's closer. Take the next big left
男人的衣服,谁的? Men's clothes. Whose?
巴瑞·麦尔斯,我提过他 Barry Meyers. I mentioned him
我本来想要嫁给他的,不过他不可靠 A guy I should have married. A guy who wasn't certifiable
放手,伙计 Come off it, pal
谢谢,你让我们活着出来 Thank you for getting us out alive
银行的业主想要我告诉你 The owners of the bank want me to tell you...
别指望他们会跟你们合作 not to expect any cooperation from them
我看他们还想利用媒体,对你口诛笔伐 I think they're gonna kill you with the press too
他们说,如果小丑真跑了 They say if the clown gets away...
他们会让股东们蒙羞 they owe it to their shareholders to let the abject humiliation...
很多事情要理清,一旦公布就完了 of this whole thing fall on a public official
有多少股东? How many shareholders are there?
我想只有三个,无论如何,谢谢你 Just the three, I think. But thank you very much
- 我们真的很感激 - 巴士上见 - We really appreciate it - See you on the bus
噢,老天,现在这个上路了 Oh, my God. Now this one's going
用眼泪感化他们,无论他们多硬朗 Tear them down no matter how great they were
警长 Chief
秘鲁毒品网 The Peruvian Connection
高速路变态杀手 The Subway Psycho
人们会记住你侦破的大案子的 People are gonna remember what you've done
一个小丑抢了一百万,有啥好炒作的? What's memorable about a clown stealing $ 1 million?
天呐,我们是要抓住这家伙 Jesus, we gotta get this guy
看这个 Look at this
他们为什么要这样做? Why do they have to do this?
嗯,我管它呢,现在又不是我的工作了 Well, what do I care. It's not my life's work anymore
嘿,格伦姆,你试试去管一下,你是个好人呀 Hey, Grimm, you tried. You're a good person
有同情心,忠诚,关爱人 Caring, faithful, concerned
你不是吗? Aren't you?
- 菲丽丝,你要在哪里停车? - 停在消防栓那里 - Phyllis, where do you park? - Just park by the hydrant
消防栓? The hydrant?
好了,罚款我出 I'll pay the ticket
简直不敢相信,那些新租户又乱倒垃圾 I can't believe the new tenants dumped this stuff
- 他们周二以前不应该搬进来的 - 好了,到时我们都不在这里了 - They're not supposed to move till Tuesday - Well, we should be out of here by then
- 把你袖子给我 - 有这必要吗? - Give me your sleeve - Is that necessary?
我们会错过免费饮料的 We'll miss the complimentary beverage
你想要站在机场外面吗? 巴瑞身高超过1米92 Do you want to stand out at the airport? Barry was 6'4"
脑垂体有问题? Pituitary problem?
嘿,伙计们看这个,我要替自己买一个 Hey, look at this, guys. I'm gonna get me one of these
买三个好了 Get yourself three
我肯定这能止痒,要是没X光机器的话 It sure would be less itchy if there's no x-ray machines
那样我们就能用箱子装钱了 So we could just carry the dough in a suitcase
那些披头巾的恐怖分子,让我们这些银行劫匪日子难过呀 Those darn terrorists who made it tough on us bank robbers
一件不错的夹克 It's a pretty nice jacket
为什么巴瑞留下这个? 他为什么不一起带走? Why did Barry leave this behind, why didn't he take it with him?
太有钱了,不在乎 Too rich to care
街对面有烟雾冒出 There's smoke across the street
他是怎么赚钱的? 末期套利的银行家? How did he make his money, anyway? Terminally boring banker-type?
是黑烟 It's black smoke
黑手党? 军火商? Mafia kingpin? Amway?
午夜牛郎皮条? Pimp?
- 噢,不好了 - 怎么,警察来了? - Oh, no - What, cops?
- 不,是消防车 - 车停在消防栓那儿,车钥匙给我 - No, fire engine - The hydrant. Give me your keys
- 钥匙 - 在这儿 - Keys - Here
格伦姆 Grimm
- 把你们的手举起来 - 你一定是艾迪森先生 - Get your hands up - You must be Mr. Edison
举起来 Get them up!
艾迪森先生,我是菲丽丝·波特,这是我的公寓 Mr. Edison, I'm Phyllis Potter, and this is my apartment
我们在村子里被骗过三次了,这里不会再有这种事发生 We were ripped off in the Village. It's not gonna happen here
我们看起来像罪犯吗? Do we look like criminals?
我们看起来像是穷凶极恶的人吗? Do we look like people that are capable of committing a crime?
我只知道我看到你们偷东西 I only know what I saw
我老婆到了就会叫警察的,到时让他们判别,现在面向窗子 When my wife gets here, she'll call the cops. We'll let them decide. Face the window
好吧,不过这真是我们的公寓,到时我们反而得让警察逮捕你们 Okay, but it's still our apartment. We'll have to have you arrested
噢,上帝呀 Oh, Jesus
格伦姆,我们的飞机41分钟内就要起飞了 Grimm, our plane takes off in 41 minutes
安静,别用暗号 Quiet. No codes
嘿,亲爱的,准备好庆祝了吗? Hey, honey. Ready to celebrate?
- 噢,老天 - 我进来的时候他们正搬走电视机 - Oh, my God - They were taking the TV when I came in
我刚碰了它,杀了我吧 I was touching it. Kill me
- 转过身 - 太好了,哈尔 - Turn around - Oh, great, Hal
终于有那么一次趣事了 For once, it was gonna be fun
我们要在地板上吃饭,喝香槟酒,听老录音带 We were gonna eat on the floor, drink champagne, listen to old records
你怪我干什么? Why are you blaming me?
我们甚至还没把床搬进来,这地方跟以前一样糟糕 We haven't even moved the bed in, and already it's the same
对有功者要赞赏,艾迪森太太 Give credit where it's due, Mrs. Edison
哈尔负责这事的,不是吗? 他放弃了在村里租好公寓 Hal made the commitment, didn't he? He gave up the rent-controlled place
- 你认识他? - 他为一间卧室付1500的租金 - Do you know him? - He's paying 1500 for a one-bedroom
1500? 我出了2600 Fifteen hundred? Try 2600
你,难道你只付了1500元租金? You...You weren't paying 1500, were you?
- 我们以前付1260 - 只有1260? - We were paying 1260 - Twelve sixty?
对不起,我跟你不是很熟,但你放弃这套公寓真是疯了(房价升值) Excuse me, I don't know you very well, but you're crazy if you gave this place up
也许我们是疯了 Maybe we are crazy
我们在伍德斯托克附近买了家农舍 We bought a farmhouse, near Woodstock
那是一间很宽阔的农舍 It's rustic, kind of a fixer
可费用是300元一个月 But the payments are 300 a month
我们不得不试试 We just had to try
我猜你也会感到难以置信,艾迪森,竟然还有人愿意去伍德斯托克这种乡下地方 I suppose you don't believe that either, Edison! That people would go and do that!
不说你不知道,我以前就住在伍德斯托克 For your information, I was at Woodstock
我并非贬低你的身世,哈尔 I don't judge you, Hal
真的,我不会 Really, I don't
但从伍德斯托克搬进纽约城,只用了20年(你真有本事)? But from Woodstock to Charles Bronson in 20 years?
编得好 Good one
看这个 Look
停住它 Grab it
噢,该死 Oh, damn it
你现在可以向我们开枪了 You can shoot us now
我会把枪放下 I've put the gun down
没让你们受惊吧? No hard feelings?
这是人质们的名字,电话号码,和初步统计的口供 These are the names and numbers and preliminary statements of the hostages
"小丑起初并没太大恶意,直到他对一个金发美女想入非非" "Clown seemed harmless until he harassed blond hostage."
是的,先生,显然他性致勃勃,人都这样啦 Yes, sir. Apparently, he made some sexual overtures, things like that
我看不到她 I don't see her
- 看不到谁? - 那金发美女,她在哪里? - Don't see who? - The blond. Where is she?
她刚出来的时候,我还跟她说过话 I was talking to her myself when she came out
- 人质都在这儿了 - 全在这儿 - All the hostages are here - They're all here
不,那个絮絮叨叨的家伙在哪里? No. Where's the whiny guy?
老叫,"他是个禽兽" "He's an animal."
跟她一起出来的那个 The one that came out with her
他们是第二个和第三个出来的 They were the second and third ones out
噢,老天 Oh, Jesus
那个伐木工,第一个出来的 The lumberjack guy...He was the first one out
- 当时一片混乱,可能有些走散了 - 当时乱七八糟的 - In all that chaos, a few wandered away... - It was utter chaos
- 可我们记录了所有人的电话和名字 - 我们资料很全 - But we got everybody's name and number - We got all that stuff
把那些记者拍的新闻胶卷给我弄来,三个人质被释放那段,对 Yeah, get me the news footage on those three hostages who were released. Right
我说,"都结束了,傻子" I said, "It's all over, Chuckles."
然后绊倒他,但他挟持了一个女孩,枪口威胁着她,我只好放弃 And wrestled him. But he got a gal in his sights, and I had to let up
那时他狠狠地揍了我,这个杂种 That's when he coldcocked me. Son of a bitch
看看这些录像,我们能通缉这几个匪徒 Look at this video so we can put out an APB on these robbers
- 匪徒不止一个? - 他们冷血地殴打我 - Robbers, plural? - They all coldcocked me
有三个,在那里演三簧戏 Three of them there, shouting with glee
- 出租车 - 出租车 - Taxi! - Taxi!
- 拜托了 - 一万元叫辆出租车 - Please! - $ 10,000 for a taxi!
附送口交服务 And a blowjob!
- 我们能不能先冷静下来 - 我们永远也赶不上飞机了 - Can we just calm down - We'll never make the flight
我们得像索尔·海耶道尔一样,弄个救生筏漂到斐济 We'll have to sail a raft to Fiji like Thor Heyerdahl
我还预约了一架11点的班机,飞到马提尼克岛 I have made another reservation on the 11:00 to Martinique
- 你从来没提过11点那班飞机 - 我从没想到我们会需要这个后备 - You never mentioned an 11:oo flight - I never thought we'd need it
可我对马提尼克岛一无所知 But I don't know anything about Martinique
那你对斐济又知道什么? What did you know about Fiji?
什么也不知道 Nothing, really
好吧 Okay
那你还订过其他航班吗? Did you book another flight after that?
我们就尽量赶上11点那班,行吗? Let's just try to make the 11:00, okay?
为什么,他们知道我们了吗? Why, do they know about us yet?
嗯,到现在,洛辛格警长很可能,已经弄明白前三个人质有问题 Well, by now, Rotzinger has probably figured out it was the first three hostages
噢,格伦姆 Oh, Grimm
格伦姆,我不能去坐牢 Grimm, I cannot go to prison
别担心,我们化装过的 Don't worry about it. We were disguised
- 出租车 - 你从没提过洛辛格警长 - Taxi! - You never mentioned Rotzinger
你从没提过马提尼克岛 You never mentioned Martinique
你还有什么没告诉我的? What else haven't you mentioned?
- 你跟我说的每一件事都是谎言,对吗? - 你还好吧? - Everything you told me is a lie, isn't it? - Are you all right?
我不好,你认为这很好玩吗? 就像在镇上那一夜? Am I...? You think this is fun, a night on the town
不,我觉得比那刺激多了 No, I think it's a lot more exciting than that
你以前也是那么认为的,我们不能讨论这计划了 You used to think so too. We couldn't discuss this plan...
- 除非弄张双人床 - 现在我认清你的面目了 - ...unless there was a bedroom close by - Before I realized what you are
我怎么了? What am I?
你是一个世界级的银行抢劫犯,沉醉在你个人的才智和成功中 You're a world-class bank robber, drunk on your own power and expertise
- 鲁门斯也这么认为 - 出租车 - And Loomis thinks so too - Taxi
出租车 Taxi
好了,我不知道这个"世界级的抢劫犯",是从哪儿冒出来的 Look, I don't know where this "world-class bank robber" thing came from
没错,我是抢了银行,可你也参与了 Okay, I did rob a bank, but so did you
我们不是在你的卧室里,计划了六个月吗? Isn't that what we planned for six months in your bedroom?
现在,只要我们弄辆出租车 And now if...When we get a cab...
我们就能完成计划,带着尊贵离开我们以往的颓废生活 we can complete the plan and live out our lives with a modicum of dignity
拜托,上帝呀,我现在只要一辆出租车 Please, God! We need a cab!
一辆破旧无证的出租车也可以 One lousy, fucking cab!
太好了 Yes!
请到机场 To the airport, please
好吧,我们再接个电话,七号线,史蒂文从斯滕岛打来的 All right, let's take another call. Line seven. Steve, from Staten Island
- 你今晚在想什么? - 我想谈谈那起银行抢劫案 - What's on your mind tonight? - I wanted to talk about that bank robbery
- 具体说说看 - 那小丑不算太坏 - What about it? - Was this clown such a bad guy?
我是说,他很有幽默感 I mean, he had a great sense of humor
他不是一个用自制9毫米口径手枪的瘾君子 He wasn't another junkie with a homemade 9 mm
- 他挺不错 - 史蒂文,你肯定是像他一样的人渣 - He was okay - Steve, you must be a scumbag like him
要我说,将这小丑吊起来,然后扒他裤子,吊起来示众,没你事了 I say, hang the clown, then pull his pants down to set an example. You're out of here
他怎么能那么说? How could he say a thing like that?
(司机说着外语)
- 他在问,"到哪里去?" - 噢,老天 - He's asking, "Where to?" - Oh, God
他问哪一个机场而已,肯尼迪机场 He just means which airport, that's all. Kennedy. JFK
- 我抱歉,我要发疯了 - 鲁门斯说了什么让你抓狂? - I'm sorry I got so crazy - What did Loomis say to get you so upset?
噢,没事,他对你绝对忠诚,而你对他也特别照顾 Oh, nothing. No, he's completely loyal to you. And you are to him
你们之间就像是父子关系,对吧? Kind of like father and son, huh?
你从没提过洛辛格警长或马提尼克岛,因为计划很完美呀 You didn't mention Rotzinger or Martinique because the plan was perfect...
你也不想让我担心,因为会有额外的压力,对吧? and you didn't wanna worry me with unlikely contingencies, right?
我知道今天我的情绪不太好 I know I've been especially moody
不像你注意到的那么糟糕 Not so as you'd notice
我也知道,在这种状况下 And I know it's not exactly reasonable to expect...
不应期待自己会得到很多关注 a lot of attention under the circumstances
不过你瞧... But you see...
(到底去哪里?)
老天,说了去机场啦 Jesus. The goddamn airport!
什么,你有耳屎吗? 拜托正常点 What, do you got shit in your ears? Come on
好的,别紧张,他可是来我们国家的客人 All right, easy. He may be a guest in our country
朋友 Friend...
肯尼迪机场,看 Kennedy. Here, look
肯尼迪机场,看 Kennedy Airport. Look
对,他明白了 Yeah, he's got it
好极了,你干脆直接把,我们送到新新监狱去 Oh, great. Why don't you take us straight to Sing Sing
- 别这样说,你会让鲁门斯不高兴 - 噢,老天不容 - Please don't say that. You'll upset Loomis - Oh, God forbid
(前面是绿灯吗?)
什么?
红灯,停车 It's red. Stop!
停 Stop!
你连颜色都不会分辨吗? 色盲? You don't even understand colors, do you?
你算哪门子司机啊 You don't know red from hell!
那有辆真正的出租车,停下 There's a real cab up there. Stop!
- 出租车 - 鲁门斯 - Taxi! - Loomis!
- 这家伙肯定是迫不及待想要买张报纸 - 那可不是个好位置 - That guy must have wanted a paper bad - That's a bad place to be
鲁门斯,鲁门斯 Loomis. Loomis
嘿,琳达,快来呀,我想这家伙死翘翘了 Hey, Linda, hurry up, I think this guy's dead
你听到了吗? 这儿有个死人 You hear me? It's a dead man
38块零82分 Thirty-eight eighty-two
派辆巡逻车来 Send a squad car now!
看来他还在流血 Looks like he's bleeding
鲁门斯 Loomis
我真的喜欢他,真的 I really liked him. I did
我对他说,"你会乖乖的吧?",然后不知道他从哪里掏出了把刀子 So I says to him, "Are you gonna behave?" And from out of nowhere comes this knife
我觉得那是把猎刀,我讨厌刀子 I think it was a bowie knife, and I hate knives
丹尼斯,新闻片子没帮到我什么忙 Dennis, the news footage didn't help me very much
我一小时以前就想要的 I wanted it an hour ago
你从哪儿弄来这个的,魔法书? Where'd you get this, a matchbook?
棒极了,如果你想要逮捕,保罗·拜因,(神话中的伐木巨人) It's perfect, if you wanna pick up Paul Bunyan
那小丑在里面,我们有监视记录 It's based, in part, on our own descriptions
那小丑不是小丑 That clown was no clown
他知道我们会被迷惑 Knew we'd be too obsessed...
一直在关注银行里的匪徒 by the perpetrator inside the bank...
而忽略了大胡子和金发美女或一个牢骚呆子,你查到了什么? to see much more than a beard or a blond or a whiny jerk. What do you got?
包括两个男人,一个女人,这就是那段 Involving two men and a woman, here's what's up:
19点,一辆载着两个男人一个女人的车,冲入了皮尔斯旅馆 1900 hours, a car containing two men and a woman crashed into the Pierce Hotel
- 我们到那儿之前,乘客就跑了 - 派辆车过去,还有什么? - The passengers fled before we got there - Dispatch a car. What else?
那就是,两男一女 That's it involving two men and a woman
又有两家饮料店和一家自助洗衣店,被模仿的小丑罪犯袭击 Two more liquor stores and a Laundromat were hit by copycat clowns
你有没有意识到,他们现在可能跑到第三世界国家去了 You realize they're probably somewhere in the Third World by now
是的,长官,那里有些地方很不错 Yes, sir. Someplace nice
我们还是要在这座城市里找一下 All we've got going for us is the city
我们只能指望他们也像,我和你这样每天倒大霉 Our only hope is that they're mired down in the same shit you and I wade in every day
我为什么还在干这该死的工作? Why do I still want this fucking job?
我就不能为自己想象,一个更有前途的方向? Can't I imagine a more inspired destiny for myself?
长官,别那么说 Sir, don't talk like that
这还有一桩,一个男人从开着的出租车跳到了报亭里 Here's another one. A man jumped from a moving cab into a newspaper stand
车里还有一男一女 There were two other passengers in the car, a man and a woman
他从开着的车跳出来的? He jumped from a moving cab
那是恐慌 That's panic
有人在逃跑 That's somebody on the lam
该死的,这听起来像不像,那个按到车喇叭的人? Goddamn, if that doesn't sound like the guy who hit that car horn
- 什么时候? - 20点35分 - When was that? - 2035
- 我们还没赶到现场,长官 - 是他们 - We're not even on the scene yet, sir - It's them
肯定是他们 It's them
将附近所有单位派去那个现场 Send all nearby units to the scene
鲁门斯 Loomis
我们叫到出租车了吗? Did we get the cab?
你现在要打我吗? Are you gonna hit me now?
不,可如果你的腿断了,我们就要人道毁灭你 No, but if your leg is broken, we'll have to destroy you
伙计,你能站起来吗? Can you get up now, pal?
可惜,看来很严重 Too bad. It looked fierce
从十开始倒数 Count from 10 backwards
十 Ten
好了,够了,算了 That's great. Forget it, that's enough
九,八 Nine, eight...
七 seven...
- 快点,放松 - 枪,那枪 - Come on, relax - The gun, the gun!
- 枪呀 - 嘿 - Gun, the gun - Hey
噢,太好了,那个司机会在法庭指证我们 Oh, nice. Professor Henry Higgins is gonna spot us
我们到这里面去 We're gonna go in here
我不是用老二顶住你后面,(主角被枪管顶住了) This ain't my dick in your back
不要乱来 That's a relief
我们来这儿 We came...
是为了那笔款子 about the money
这骨瘦如柴的家伙在说啥? What's that walking corpse say?
他说他们为了那款子来的 He said they come about the money
问他什么款子,傻瓜 Ask him what money, asshole
什么款子,混蛋? What money, asshole?
难以置信,到现在他们还在耍宝 Incredible. They're playing games
嗯 Yeah
告诉他,你也准备在他该死的脑袋上耍宝 Tell him you're gonna play games on his fucking head
我要在你该死的脑袋上玩个游戏 I'm gonna play games on your fucking head
你肯定讨厌这种大货舱 You must hate this warehouse
因为从明天开始,它就要变成三级警报重地 Because it's gonna be a three-alarm job after tomorrow
约翰尼,到这儿来 Johnny. Come here
过来 Come here
怎么? What?
你究竟在干什么? What the hell are you doing?
我也没头绪 I have no idea
我不清楚 I don't know
- 去问他 - 你要我去问他? - Go ask him - You want me to ask him?
斯克顿先生想知道,他怎么不认识你 Mr. Skelton wants to know how come he don't know you
- 因为我是新人 - 因为他是新人 - Because I'm new - Because he's new
告诉他,郎比洛从没告诉我,他会派个新人收债 Tell him Lombino didn't say nothing to me about no new bagman
- 郎比洛从没告诉... - 郎比洛先生,哈? - Lombino didn't say nothing... - Mr. Lombino, huh?
郎比洛先生 Mr. Lombino!
什么时候起,像你这种小混混,可以从一个超级大佬那里要解释了? Since when does a wiseguy like you deserve an explanation from a giant...
像郎比洛这种大人物那里? like Mr. Lombino?
郎比洛先生,从没对斯克顿先生说过 Mr. Lombino didn't say nothing to Mr. Skelton...
- 关于新人的事 - 够了,约翰尼 - ...about no new... - Enough already, Johnny
- 你没看到我正站在这里? - 噢,好的,我很抱歉 - Don't you see me standing right here? - Yeah, all right. I'm sorry
好的 All right
马里奥出了什么事? What happened to Mario?
马里奥 Mario
有人对他不敬 Somebody dared him
所以他将厄尔从开着的车里,扔了出去 So he threw Earl here out of a moving car
他对约翰尼也那么干过 Same spot he done Johnny
- 他一定很爱那一套 - 那人是个禽兽,变态 - He must love that spot - The man is an animal. He's sick
好了,我会给你们那笔款子 All right. I'll give you the money
但我要先打个电话 Soon as I call Lom...
打给郎比洛先生 Mr. Lombino
检查你们的身份 To check you out
好,很好,太好了 Fine. Actually, perfect
我能跟郎比洛先生聊天了 I can hear Mr. Lombino now:
"斯克顿刚才叫我查一下Chip" "Skelton just called me to check on Chip."
请找郎比洛先生,我是斯克顿 Mr. Lombino, please. Skelton
"这么说Chip办事不太够魄力 "I guess Chip wasn't so hot
看来应该派那个禽兽马里奥,回到斯克顿那儿去了" Guess I'll have to put that animal Mario back on Skelton."
不,等一下,迈克叔叔,这事非同小可 No. Wait. Uncle Mike. Uncle Mike
斯克顿先生,等一下,我们可不想让马里奥过来,那个大怪兽 Mr. Skelton. No, wait a minute. We don't want Mario to come, the bald giant...
戴着傻逼太阳镜,为了找乐子,把所有人都踢倒 with stupid sunglasses, knocking everybody around for kicks
为了几千块钱,犯不着惹他,太蠢了 Nobody's stupid enough to do this for a few K
他们知道马里奥要来取他们小命,你明白我的意思吧 They gotta know Mario's gonna pull out their livers. I mean, you know...
我想你明白的 I think that I might be right on this so, you know...
六千元,短期债务 Six thousand. Short shipment
谢了,走吧,厄尔 Thanks. Come on, Earl
老兄,我第一次听到郎比洛先生,要重回这片地盘的流言时 You know, when I first heard the rumors about Lombino being back in town...
我说,"不可能",那人从来不会离开他在内华达州的老巢 I said, "No way." The man never leaves his haven in Nevada
现在我见到你了,我知道这是真的 But now that I see you, I know it must be true
他到这儿来把房产安置好 He's come to put his house in order
对,这就是他称王的原因 And that's why the man is king
毒品,保护费,随传随到,郎比洛就是我们的国王 Drugs, protection, you name it. Lombino is king
- 告诉他,是我说的 - 好的 - Tell him I said so - Yeah
郎比洛先生能点石成金 Anything Lombino touches turns to gold
国王郎比洛,这就是他称王的原因,是吧? King Lombino. That's why he's the king, right?
- 告诉他,我这样说了 - 我会的,约翰 - Tell him I said so - I will, John
回头见,照顾好你的脑袋 See you later. Take care of your head
格伦姆,宝贝,没想到我们还能活着出来,真没想到 Grimm, baby, I never thought we'd get out of there. Never
噢,亲爱的 Oh, honey
菲丽丝又回来了 Phyllis is back
你刚才把黑帮都抢劫了 You just ripped off the Mob
你是天生干这一行的 You were born for this
噢,格伦姆,你是个天才 Oh, Grimm. It must be in your genes
这是运气好,我们碰上了 This is lucky. Let's make this
我能办到,我能办到 I can make it. I can make it
我办不到 I can't make it
我办不到 I can't...
好了,我能办到 okay, I can make it
那是什么味道? What's that smell?
二手酒精,这车到机场吗? Used wine. Do you go to the airport?
- 靠近机场 - 好极了,我们顺路 - Near the airport - Great. We're on a roll
你有零钱吧? You have exact change, right?
给他100元 Give him $ 100
快点 Hurry
这不是零钱 That isn't exact change
你有没有看过后面? 我想没人会反对的 Have you looked back there? I don't think anybody's going to object
我天天晚上回头看 I look back there every night
这就是为什么我会用现代化制度,管理我的个人事务 That's why I conduct my own affairs in a hygienic fashion
我会在这一站停留,1分钟45秒 I leave this stop in one minute and 45 seconds
换零钱来,要不下车 Exact change, or off
好,给我一分钟,我换点零钱 All right. Give me a minute. I'll go get change
我给你1分钟28秒 I'll give you a minute and 28 seconds
鲁门斯,你能不能蹲下? Loomis. Can't you kneel?
不,我可以坐着 No. I can sit
你不能坐,车钱都没给 You can't sit. Not till you pay the fare
- 抱歉 - 小心,别瞎跑 - I'm sorry - Watch where you're going
- 对不起,我跑错方向了 - 无所谓了 - I'm sorry. I was going the wrong way - No problem
- 我需要换点零钱 - 嘿,你得排队 - I just need some change - Hey, wait your turn
你得买点东西才能换零钱 You have to buy something, anyway
52秒 Fifty-two seconds
98块62分 Ninety-eight sixty-two
噢,我还要一罐马克斯维尔牌咖啡 Oh, and I need a can of Maxwell House
不,是脱咖啡因那种,在那边 No, no. The decaf, over there
在那儿 There it is
是的,就那个 Yeah, that's it
噢,不 Oh, no
不,不,不 No, no, no
噢,你能帮忙真是好心,谢谢 Oh, you're awfully sweet to do this. Thank you
我自己能行 I can do
他赶不上了 He ain't gonna make it
26秒 Twenty-six seconds
- 从这儿滚出去 - 马里奥,不 - Get the hell out of here! - Mario, no!
这家伙什么来路? How about this guy?
噢,我可不想看到这一幕 Oh, I can't look!
我不知道,他就在那儿 I don't know. That's him right there!
你这杂种 You son of a bitch!
- 时间到 - 不,等一下,拜托,等一等 - That's it - No, wait! No, please, wait!
关门,他最好赶下一班巴士 Close the door. He's waiting for another bus
那家伙是个贼 The guy's a thief!
- 关门,我们走 - 站在白线后面 - Close the door. Let's go - Behind the white line
他偷了... He stole...!
- 我抓到他了 - 他是个贼,他偷了我的钱 - I got him - He's a thief, he stole something from me!
- 他就是从出租车里跳出来的人? - 对,就是他 - He jumped from the cab? - Yeah, that's him
我老板会让你职位不保 My boss'll have your job!
混得如何,洛辛格? How's it going, Rotzinger?
- 难以置信 - 你认识他? - Unbelievable - You know him?
他叫马里奥·蒙奈提,是文斯·郎比洛的收债打手 Mario Monetti, bagman for Vince Lombino
郎比洛? 他不是在内华达州吗? Lombino? He's in Nevada, right?
对,应该是在那边某地 Yeah, supposedly somewhere in Nevada
我快抓到他时,让他跑了 He got out just as I was about to collar him
他一天赚的钱,比这小丑一星期能抢的都多 Still takes more out of this town in a day than the clown could get in a week
你确定是这家伙从车里跳出来的? You're sure that's the guy that jumped from the cab?
出租车司机指证他的,长官 The cabbie ID'd him, sir
那来吧 Come on
我能问你个问题吗? May I ask you a question?
- 站在白线后面 - 噢,求你了,开车 - Get behind the white line - Oh, please. Come on. Go, just go
我妈妈以前也这么干 My mom used to do this
就像这样 Just like this
你应该养个小孩,菲丽丝 You should have a kid, Phyllis
你这么说真有趣 Funny you should say that
你真的有小孩了? Really?
坐回来 Sit back
- 噢,格伦姆没跟我说你怀孕了 - 格伦姆不知道 - Well, Grimm didn't tell me - Grimm doesn't know
我在干这一票前不想告诉他 I didn't want to tell him till after the job
那现在告诉他 Well, tell him now
我现在根本不想告诉他了 I'm not gonna tell him at all
你不爱他吗? Don't you love him?
我姐姐常跟我说 My sister always told me...
有些类型的男人会让你着迷 there's the type of guy you're crazy about...
有些类型的男人能让你结婚 and there's the type you marry
如果他过于让你疯狂,那你就没法信任他 Because if he's that exciting, you just can't trust him
那时我告诉她,我能两者兼得 But I told her, you can have both
后来我遇到格伦姆,我以为我真行 And when I met Grimm, I thought I did
现在我知道是不可能的,你刚才自己也说了,鲁门斯 But there's a limit. I mean, you said it yourself, Loomis
他是天生干这一行的 He's born for this
我现在只是他的一个同伙 I'm just one of his gang now
噢,老天,我说的,别让我影响你们 Oh, God. Something I said, you're gonna let that influence you?
噢,这都是我的错 Oh, this is all my fault
噢,不是,到这儿来 Oh, no. Come here
不是你的错 Nothing's your fault
除了你按错那该死的喇叭 Except you honked the fucking horn
- 你说"靠近机场",究竟有多远? - 0.48英里 - When you say "near the airport"...? - Point 48 miles
- 好,什么时候能到那里? - 2030 - All right. When do we get there? - 2230 hours
- 请说12小时制,行吗? - 10点半 - When is that in human time? - 10:30
- 步行去机场要多久? - 带上那个跛脚的吗? - Say you had to walk it - With that injured individual?
- 我无法给出精确预测 - 大概猜一下 - I can't give you a precise figure - Make a guess
- 21分钟 - 谢谢 - Twenty-one minutes - Thank you
这不是我平时的路程,我老公正受重病护理中 This isn't my usual route. My husband's in intensive care
- 你那儿会有头发长出来的,是吧? - 管好你自己的事 - You're gonna even that out, aren't you? - Mind your own business
他刚才说什么? What'd he say?
他估计,我折算一下,到终点站估计要花我们9到11分钟 His estimate, which I accept, gets us to the terminal at nine minutes of 11
9分钟? 我们会有9个月...,分钟? Nine minutes? We'll have 9 months...Minutes?
我以前怎么好像听过,"郎比洛"这名字? How come I've heard that name "Lombino" before?
你应该记得这家伙 You remember this guy
在恩伯托家里,他把他兄弟的眼球射得掉到了一个盘子里 He shot out his brother's eyeball over a plate of Fra Diavolo sauce at Umberto's
难以置信我们的运气那么好,就那么毫无准备闯入他的地盘 I can't believe our luck, to walk into his place, all unsuspecting
他的地盘? His place?
你其实无意进入过很多次了,无数次了 You've walked into his places all unsuspecting many, many times
他拥有餐厅,酒吧,超市 He owns restaurants, bars, supermarkets
这片城区的幼儿园都是属于他的 The man owns preschools in this town
你是为小丑工作,还是他为你工作? Do you work for the clown or does he work for you?
小丑是不是也为郎比洛干活? Does the clown work for Lombino too?
什么小丑? What clown?
别装糊涂,蒙奈提 Very convincing, Monetti
我猜我们现在应该向你道歉,然后放你走 I guess we should apologize and let you go now
对,当然 Yeah, right
人渣,到那边去,起身到这儿来 Get over there, scumbag. Get up there
长官,他在跟我们铆劲,他什么也没跟我们说 He's in on it, sir. He wouldn't tell us a goddamn thing
你们这帮傻子,这人不会说英语 You idiot. This man doesn't speak a word of English
好了,放松点,老兄,坐下 Come on...Here. Relax, fella. Sit down
我不是让你找个翻译(interpreter)来吗? Didn't I tell you to get me an interpreter?
我以为你让我找个"interrogator"(拷问者) I thought you said "interrogator."
这是他说的东西 That's all he says
好了,把手铐的钥匙给我,给他弄杯苏打水 Come on. Give me the keys to the cuffs. Get him a soda, will you?
你离开的那个迫害人权的国家,大概也是这么虐待你的吧 Probably left your own country to escape just this type of persecution
妈的,给我弄个翻译来 Damn it. Get me an interpreter
你还没意识到,这人听到劫匪,说起过他们的目的地吗? Don't you realize the robbers told this man their destination?
长官,就算他们说了,他也不懂一个字呀 Even if they did, sir, he wouldn't have understood a word
- 我甚至不知道他说的哪种语言 - 给我找个翻译 - I don't even know what language he talks - Get me an interpreter!
来,给,老兄,喝点水 Here, fella. Drink that
好了 All right
那小丑是谁? 告诉我 Who was the clown? Tell me now
这是怎么回事,洛辛格? What the hell is this, Rotzinger?
什么时候赶巴士车也变成犯罪了? Since when is it illegal to run for a bus?
- 巴士? - 是的 - A bus? - Yeah
什么时候坐巴士车也犯法啦? Since when is that a crime? A bus
外国人说,他们在一辆"blufftoney(巴士)"上 They're on a "blufftoney."
我没时间弄这个了 I don't have time for this
司机,我对你真是有点失望 Driver, I'm a little disappointed in you!
他没清醒 He wasn't really awake
你不认为我们该把他姿势放正吗? Don't you think we should put him on formula?
顺便说一下 By the way...
你对小孩有什么看法? how do you feel about kids?
你现在怎么能问我这种事? How can you ask me that now?
抱歉 I'm sorry
我刚才想起来,监狱环境对小孩不好 I happen to think the slammer is a bad environment for them
别落井下石,我们正去机场路上呢 Don't pop a stitch. We're on our way to the airport
- 靠近机场 - 鲁门斯醒着,他什么也干不了 - Near the airport - Loomis is asleep. He can't do anything
- 除了把一切都招供出来 - 你觉得现在这个要紧吗? - Except blurt out a total confession - You think that's gonna matter here?
好了,放松 Come on. Relax
我们正自由安然 We're home free
格伦姆 Grimm...
我不会跟着你了 I'm not coming with you
什么? What?
老天 Jesus!
不,不,小子,我没时间跟你耗 No. No, son. I don't have time for this
- 你这可悲的王八蛋,到这儿来 - 他? - You poor son of a bitch. Come here - Him?
快点,我要赶上我的时间表 Come on. I got a schedule to keep
- 我能帮忙吗? - 站在白线后面 - What can I do to help? - Behind the white line!
- 听着,我会付他的车费 - 好的 - Listen, I'll pay his fare - Fine
- 你有零钱吗? - 你最好找点援助 - You have exact change? - You better get some help!
- 你现在跟Ralph,Kramden的孪生变态狂没分别了 - 好了 - You've become Ralph Kramden's evil twin - All right
- 好了,小子,快点 - 瞧 - Come on, son. Come on - Look
这儿有六千元,真的纸币,我知道这城市是怎么让人堕落的 There's $6000 here. Okay? It's real. I know how this city degrades the individual
- 目瞪口呆 - 好了 - It is appalling - Come on
拿着这个去过新生活,别上这巴士了,好吗? Take this and start a new life for yourself. Somewhere off this bus, okay?
快点,你的吉他都要碰坏了,快点 Come on! You're gonna break your guitar. Come on
去吧,快点 There you go. Come on
我们有时间表要赶,快点,开动,快点 We got a schedule. Come on. Let's move. Come on
我们会不动声色,将9号线所有巴士叫停 We will quietly pull over and board all Number Nine buses
我们不想再发生一次人质危机 We do not want another hostage situation
你是那种自私自利的人吗? Is this the kind of person that you are?
我们只不过耽误了一会儿,突然间,女孩就想单飞了 We lose a little time, and all of a sudden it's every girl for herself
对,我就是这类人 Yeah, that's me
嗯,你要是留在后面,你会被抓住的 Well, if you stay behind, you're gonna get caught
我自己会小心 I'll take my chances
你为什么不说清楚我做错了什么? 你到底想要什么 Why don't you tell me what I've done? What is it that you want?
我只要你别管我了 I just want you to leave me alone
今天就给我走开 Move it! Today!
不过,现在还是多跟你一阵比较好 However, I will stay with you a little while longer
现在问题是,鲁门斯,我们耽误了一些时间 The thing is, Loomis, we lost a little time
你能不能走快点? Do you think you can walk any faster?
抱歉,格伦姆 I'm sorry, Grimm
我走不动 I can't
- 你不会又想要揍我吧? - 没人能伤害你 - You're not gonna hit me again, are you? - Nobody's gonna hurt you
- 揍人? 我九岁起就没揍过任何人 - 你是没揍过别人,但你揍过我 - Again? I haven't hit anybody since I was 9 - Yeah, but it was me you hit
你吓到他了,他受了很多苦 You threatened him, and he's been through a lot
噢,你还在呀 Oh, are you still here?
跟他保证 Just promise him
我保证不揍你 I promise
- 那是我们的飞机吗? - 不,不是 - Was that our plane? - No, no
如果那是我们的班机,一定会坠毁 If it were our plane, it'd be crashing
机场在哪里? Where is the airport?
有多远? How far?
那街角一定发生过很多惨烈的事 There must be a lot of competition for that corner
老兄,看在老天份上,她没那么多象征意义 Man, thank God she's not too symbolic or anything
她在嚷嚷什么,格伦姆? What does it mean anyway, Grimm?
我不能跟你说 I sure couldn't tell you
你知道的,格伦姆,意思是"卖死人用的花" You know, Grimm. It means "flowers for the dead."
噢,天呐 Oh, God!
我们都要完了 We're all gonna die!
我们都死定了 We're all gonna die!
让他安静一阵,他在第二次祷告上帝显灵 Give him a moment. He's getting his second wind
等一下,菲丽丝不能那么坐车,现在这状况对她不好 Wait a minute. Phyllis can't ride on that thing, not in her condition
保留好你的转车证明 Hold on to your transfer to reboard
一起去吧,保留好你的转车证明 Move right along. Hold on to your transfer to reboard
- 去吧,都去 - 警长,你肯定想听听这个 - There you go. Move along - Chief, you'll wanna hear this one
- 怎么,你查到什么了? - 正是,我有收获 - Why, you got something? - Damn right, I do
我们要去机场,我要开你的车 We're going to the airport. I'm taking your car
要他弄张身份证 Need him to make an ID
- 你的意思是,你都不打算告诉我? - 我想过要说的 - You mean you weren't even gonna tell me? - I wanted to, Grimm
但什么时候说呢? 去银行前? But when? Before the bank?
多给你施加压力? Just to add some pressure?
那之后呢? And what about after?
好几次我都要告诉你了 I tried to tell you several times...
可你在忙着"圆满" but you were too busy being complete
格伦姆,我要把钱从我身子里弄出来 Grimm, I gotta get this money off my body
我们要给你弄个行李袋子之类的,过了X光检验就弄 We'll get you a duffel bag or something after we get past the x-ray machines
有几个月了? How many months?
菲丽丝,求你了 Phyllis, please
- 他们还没登机 - 让他们登机 - They haven't boarded yet - Let them
那意味着他们会通过金属探测器,到时他们就会解除武装 That means they'll pass the metal detectors. They'll be trapped and unarmed
我会在机上逮捕他们,神不知鬼不觉,到时他们还不知道是怎么回事 I'll make the arrest onboard, quietly and alone, before they know what's happening
那也是我的小孩 It's my baby too!
老天,那人年轻力壮的 Jesus, this is a fairly young guy
我在反恐训练班呆过,正是为了应对这种情况 I've got trained anti-terrorist squads who are prepared to deal with this kind of thing
我要抓这个人 I want this
老实说 Frankly...
发生了今天那件事后,我必须抓住他 I need it, after today
- 谢谢你,罗伊 - 没问题 - Thank you, Roy - Got it
罗伊会给我们找行李袋子 Roy's gonna get us the duffel bag...
在失物招领处弄把轮椅和雪橇,应付你的跛脚 a wheelchair and skis out of lost luggage to cover your limp
- 你给他重金犒赏了吧? - 一千二 - You give him a couple of bucks? - Try 1200
吓人,罗伊的第六感会告诉他,我们正焦头烂额 Scary, but Roy's sixth sense told him we were in a jam
超自然力量是存在的,格伦姆,他们证明过 ESP exists, Grimm. They proved it
你在我身上看到奇迹了吧? 我去弄登机牌 You picking up anything from me right now? I'm gonna get boarding passes
我在那儿跟你回合,好吗? Am I gonna see you in there?
我会确保这位迷人的大个子进去的 I'll make sure the Amazing Kreskin gets inside
好的 Good
现在怎么办? Now what?
嘿,小丑 Hey, clown!
给我排队去 Get the hell back in line
我只是问个问题 I just have one question
有问题吗,先生? Is there a problem, sir?
- 我担心滞留乘客太多了 - 当然,你最好担心这个 - Too many passengers, I'm afraid - Yeah, you'd better be afraid
没人敢这样对待拉索·克莱恩先生 Nobody does this to Russ Crane
没人敢这样对待拉索·克莱恩夫人,你这个空中娘娘腔 Nobody does this to Mrs. Russ Crane, you glorified stewardess, you!
你有什么毛病? 你害怕干男人的工作吗? What's the matter with you, you afraid to do a man's job?
就在那里 Right through there
- 请告诉我名字 - 噢,谢谢你 - Name, please? - Oh, thank you
对,格伦姆 Yes. Grimm
警察在找两男一女的逃犯,我们最好分开 The cops are looking for two men and a woman, so let's split up
好,那我现在要道别了 Okay. I'll say goodbye now
- 你疯了? - 抱歉,你以为我就好受吗? - Are you crazy? - I'm sorry. Do you think this is easy?
我今晚干了什么事得罪你了? What did I do tonight that you didn't?
你变成了江洋大盗,(詹姆斯·卡格尼,著名演员,擅长演绎黑帮罪犯) Turned into Jimmy Cagney
银行的事对你不过是个跳板,你连黑帮都抢劫了 That bank was just a springboard for you. You know, you ripped off the Mob...
你买通罗伊,你三两下就摆平了,那个拿着枪的艾迪森 you bribed Roy, you totally demoralized that guy Edison, and he had the gun
你偷了这名贵手表 You stole that watch
这块表是我买下的,艾迪森夫妇以后会有更好的性生活 I bought it, and the Edisons will have better sex than they've had since Altamont
无论我干了什么,都是为了让我们,能一起远走高飞而已 Whatever I did, I did it so that we could all leave here together
你觉得我应该当个,傻乎乎的老好人吗? Do you think I should just be a bumbling idiot?
我只是担心你再也变不回,原来那个你了 I just think you're not gonna be able to go back to what you were
我当然不会,我本来能在屁股上,粘着一百万去马提尼克岛 I'm not! I'm going to Martinique with a million bucks taped to my butt...
而你一直在捣乱,没准最后我们都要坐牢去了 unless you keep screwing around, in which case, we'll all go to jail
- 格伦姆,我在担心我们的小孩 - 你出狱的时候,他就三岁了 - Grimm, I'm thinking of the baby! - He'll be 3 when you get out
福斯特儿童福利院很好,除非你想把孩子送进古怪的修道院 Foster families are great, unless you get a mercenary or religious nut
他能来探你监,你可以教他怎么造假驾驶证 He can visit you. You can show him how to make license plates
感谢上帝,你还能带着爱心和理解,跟我沟通 Thank God you're reaching out to me with love and understanding...
而不是企图吓得我失魂落魄 instead of just trying to scare me
我只有时间这么说了 It's all I have time for
现在,我们当中的一个要推鲁门斯,你来照顾他吧 Now, one of us has to take Loomis and push him. Why don't you
去男洗手间,格伦姆 The men's room, Grimm
再不把钱从我身上弄出来,我就要半身不遂了 I'll freak out if I don't get this money off me
噢,糟糕 Oh, shit
两分钟后在飞机上跟我会合,好吗? Meet me on the plane in two minutes, okay?
求你了? Please?
你对她太狠了 You were hard on her
那是可支配时间内,唯一的处理办法 It was the only way to make sure in the time allotted
也许你应该告诉她,你爱她,那方式比较稳妥 Maybe you should've told her you loved her. Maybe that was the way to make sure
噢,老天,鲁门斯 Oh, Jesus, Loomis
你现在才告诉我 Now you tell me
是的,就做那么一次 All right. Just once more
- 不 - 拜托了 - No - Please?
- 好了吗? 我会弄得很快的 - 不 - Ready? I'll go real fast. Please? - No
好了,现在来吧 Yeah. Come on. Now!
很好,好样的 All right. Attaboy
现在帮我拉上这个 Now help me zip this up
你们这帮基佬简直为所欲为 You people can keep this city!
- 嗨 - 大爷您觉得迟得够意思了吧 - Hi - You think you're late enough?
噢,你肯定是从附近来的 Oh, you must be from around here
我们还是会很开心的,是吧? We'll just go and have a great time anyway, huh?
是的,格伦姆 Right, Grimm
噢,这不是我原先的想法 Oh, this was not my idea
计划不是这样的 This was not the plan
很遗憾,格伦姆 I'm sorry, Grimm
- 我先进去,三分钟后,你再进来 - 明白了 - Give me three minutes before you come in - Got it
你走吧,答应我,你到了那里,就去看医生,好吗? You go. Just promise me you'll see a doctor as soon as you get there, okay?
不,我们要一起去的 No. We were all gonna go together
嘿,你们两个晃来晃去的呆子,坐下 Hey, you two with the mileage upgrades, sit down
你相信他们竟然会让这下流胚先登机? You believe the filth they let into first?
你介意吗? Do you mind?
到这儿来,鲁门斯 Come here, Loomis
看看你,我是说,你现在要远走高飞 Look at you. I mean, you have to get away, now
等我找到菲丽丝 When I find Phyllis...
- 如果我能找到她... - 我当然介意 - If I find Phyllis... - Yeah, I mind
你们这些乡巴佬正耽搁了,我克莱恩夫人的享用饮料时间 You goddamn straphangers are ruining Mrs. Crane's beverage service!
宝贝,你没事吧? You okay, baby?
你要的血腥玛丽酒不会太辣吧? Your bloody mary's not too spicy, is it?
这才像我的女人 That's my girl
很快再会,好好享受阳光浴 See you soon. Get a tan
脱皮前记得先充分湿润 Moisturize before you peel
等一下,格伦姆 Wait, Grimm
我们能找到她一起走 We can find her together
噢,瞧瞧 Oh, look
那是... It's...
我也不想这样对你,宝贝,洛辛格,你休想活捉我 I hate to do this to you, babe. You'll never take me alive, Rotzinger
- 别丢人现眼了,郎比洛 - 是那个黑帮国王 - Save yourself the disgrace, Lombino - It's the king
文斯,你这该死的小畜牲 Vince, you fucking worm!
- 他来抓黑帮国王 - 你这毒蛇 - He's come for the king - You snake!
就算你能逃过我这关,外面还有50个警察等着你 Even if you get past me, there are 50 cops waiting outside
好吧,洛辛格,轮到你了 All right, Rotzinger. My turn!
还有一分钟 Still got another minute
我们起飞前,请大家密切留意 As we prepare for departure, we ask that you pay close attention...
你这个鼠辈,无耻之徒 You rat! You creep!
你能不能换其他的东西来揍他? 还给我 Can you hit him with something else? Give me!
谢天谢地 Thank God!
我跟马里奥好上了,文斯 I did it with Mario, Vinnie
就在你跟那些狐朋狗友,鬼混打牌的时候 When you were playing cards with your stinking goombahs!
没人敢那么对待拉索·克莱恩夫人 Nobody does that to Mrs. Russ Crane
别再激怒他了 Quit making him angry!
他的老二比你强,文斯,比他脖子还粗大,比你带劲多了 It's thicker, Vinnie. It's thicker than his neck and a lot more powerful
菲丽丝 Phyllis
菲丽丝,他们刚抓到这家伙 Phyllis, they just caught this guy
把枪给我,好了 Give me that goddamn...All right
文斯·郎比洛,又名,拉索·克莱恩 Vince Lombino, a.k.a. Russ Crane...
你以一级和二级谋杀罪被逮捕了 you're under arrest for murder in first degree and second degree...
纵火,拉皮条,贩卖军火,严重人身伤害 arson, pandering, sale of weapons, felonious assault...
- 勒索罪 - 还有把配偶当盾牌 - ...blackmail... - Use of spouse as a shield
马里奥,你怎么哭丧着脸? 硬汉? Mario, how come you squealed, tough guy?
去你妈的 Screw you
就是他 That's him
别管他唠叨啥了,把他扔到车里 Don't matter what he's saying. Throw him in the car
- 他是一起来的,快点 - 安琪 - He's just along for the ride. Come on! - Angie! Angie!
- 安琪 - 好了 - Angel! - Come on! - Angel
- 郎比洛夫人在上面没事吧? - 嘿,嘿 - Is Mrs. Lombino okay up there? - Hey! Hey!
安琪,我爱你,宝贝 Angie! I love you, baby!
我爱你 I love you!
我爱你,安琪 I love you, Angie!
嘿,等一下,朋友 Hey, hold it, my friend
谢谢你帮忙 Thanks for the assist
- 小意思 - 我要给你送张奖状 - No problem - I'd like to give you a commendation
你的姓名地址是什么? What's your name and address?
噢,太好了 Oh, that's great
- 我名叫Dan - 名叫Dan - Dan... - Dan
姓Chipowski Chipowski
结尾是S-K-I... S-K-I...
好了 ending
纽约皇后区,厄斯多娅大道,111号 And it's 111 Astoria Boulevard, Queens, New York...
111 01号 111 01
好的,Dan,希望有更多市民都像你这么勇敢 Okay, Dan. Wish there were more like you
别那么说 Don't say that
走吧,詹姆斯 Come on, James
嘿,是洛辛格警长 Hey, it's Rotzinger!
- 你准备竞选市长吗? - 这是你职业生涯中最辉煌的一天吗? - Are you running for mayor? - Is this the greatest day in your career?
- 谁把这些记者叫来的? - 是我,长官 - Who the hell called these guys? - I did, sir
嗨,要记住,我们得表彰这个"Cipowski" Hey, remember, we gotta commend this "Cipowski."
我是说,Chipowski I mean, Chipowski
小丑在银行报的两个假名字的合写