《毒品》 翻译：鼹鼠嫂
《火眼金睛》
深夜的英国大街上 The late night streets of Britain,
(伦敦All Saints大街 晚上10点45)
充斥着各种毒品 连毒贩都无法窥其全貌 now so full of drugs not even the dealers know them all.
—要什么？ —有三皮么？ - (Dealer) What do you want? - Have you got any triple sod?
—什么？ —三皮 - Any? - Triple sod.
—三皮有么？ —那是什么？ - Triple sod? - What's that?
—那么黄苯呢？ —没听说过 - Yellow bentines? - I don't know what that is.
—没有黄苯啊？ —那是什么？ - No yellow bentines? - What's yellow bentines?
我要一些爽到翻的药 I want something that makes you go really bluety.
—我们只卖可卡因 —不 你应该有... - The only thing we sell is coke. - No, you must have some...
需要你对我卖什么不卖什么指手画脚么？ Are you telling me what I have and don't have?
—你是啵嗞啵嗞么？ —什么啵嗞啵嗞？ - Are you a bozz bozz? - What's bozz bozz mean?
我可不想最后浑身发抖牙齿打颤 I don't want to end up like a bloody piano dentist.
没人强迫你买 If you don't want it, you don't have to buy it.
我可不想两只手臂像气球一样肿几个星期 I don't want my arms to feel like a couple of fortnight in a bad balloon.
—听着 伙计 我不... —知道我什么意思么？ - Look, brother, I don't... - Do you know what I mean?
我一点也不关心你想让自己的手臂怎么样 I'm not really bothered what you want your arms to feel like.
告诉你 我可不想花40块就买些嘎嘎烛 I'll tell you what, I'm less interested in giving you 40 quid to end up on a quack candle.
嘎嘎烛是什么？ What's a quack candle?
好吧 这样 我愿付你30块买克拉猫 Ok, I'll tell you what, I'll give you 30 quid for one clarky cat.
—胡说什么克拉毛？ —猫 克拉猫 - What's a clarky cam? You don't make any sense. - Cat, a clarky cat.
我不知道你在说什么 I don't know what you mean.
告诉我其实你有克拉猫吧？ Are you telling me you've definitely got my clarky cat?
我再说一遍 我不知道什么克拉毛 For the tenth time, I don't know what clarky cam means.
—不 猫 是克拉猫 —那是啥玩意儿？ - No, cat. Clarky cat. - What does it mean?
—嘴里嚼的玩意儿 —不知道 - The stuff you chew. - I don't know it.
—就那种嘴里嚼的草药呀 —我 不 知 道 - You know the grass stuff that you chew? - I do not know it.
—卖给我克拉猫还是三皮？ —朋友 找别人去吧 - Clarky cat or triple sod? - My friend, please leave us alone.
《火眼金睛》
(Chatter, light music)
我在一场时尚毒品派对上 I'm at a modern drugs party.
这对在吸粉 这位正叼着大麻烟卷吞云吐雾 They're taking charlie, he's got spliff smoke coming out of his drug and
那边还有人在抽可卡因 there's someone over there smoking a crack.
这根本不足为奇 这就是现代人的生活 This isn't the exception any more, it's how people live today.
—要白粉么？ —不 谢谢 我不吸海洛因 - Do you want smack? - No, thanks. I don't use the horse.
不论男女老少 现在会说“不”的人 已经远不及 From debs to plebs, this decade is not so much the "nein-ties"
说“好 谢谢”的人那么多了 as the "ja, danke-ties".
《毒品》 —— 火眼真相
我们来标题读报 The headlines say it all...
利亚姆* 新居的楼梯间是毒品堆砌的 (*利亚姆·加拉格尔 英国Oasis绿洲乐队主唱)
嗑了药的银行家拽下我妻子的头后 呕在她脖子的窟窿里
波蒂洛* 在叫嚣 “基佬绝不会放弃吸毒” (*迈克尔·波蒂洛 英国记者 电视节目制作人 保守党人 前内阁成员)
甚至我们不堪压力的领导人 Even our leaders show the strain,
也嗑药嗑得在公共场合不省人事 借以引起关注 often drugging themselves senseless in public as a cry for help.
所以毒品的真相是什么？ So, what's the truth about drugs?
我们来击碎一些谣言 Time to shatter a few myths.
海洛因过量 后果致命 The effects of a heroin overdose are lethal.
从眼前来看 是的 Yes, in the short term
但从未有人 着眼长远 做过研究 but there's been absolutely no research into the long-term effects.
毒品毁灭家庭 Drugs destroy families.
这个家庭 孩子残疾 母亲失明 Well, a disabled lonely teenager, a blind mother
全靠父亲一人 以贩毒为生 but the family held together by the father's crack dealing
给家人买有声读物 买人造阳具 which he uses to keep them in talking books and dildos.
人说 酒精也是毒品 People say alcohol's a drug.
这不是毒品 是饮品 It's not a drug, it's a drink.
每3个15岁少年中就有1人吸毒么？ Are one in three 15-year-olds really on drugs?
不 我们用实验证明 No, we proved it in tests.
为保护志愿者隐私 To preserve the anonymity of our 15-year-old volunteers,
每个15岁志愿者都用3个5岁孩子替代 we replaced each of them with three five-year-olds
他们中没人听说过毒品 and not one had even heard of drugs...
更别说吸食过了 let alone smoked one off.
关键是法律有问题 The biggest problem of all is the law.
只要不接触毒品 携带是合法的 It is legal to carry drugs if you're not actually touching them.
这两人为了避免接触 把毒品绑在氦气球上 These men avoid contact by using helium balloons attached to little drug baskets.
(警方监控画面)
以狒狒当中介买卖毒品 也是合法的 It's also legal to buy and sell drugs if you do it through a mandrill.
通常 狒狒在夜晚活动 Typically, mandrills work at night,
把毒品小包带去客户家 approaching the house of a client with a drug pouch
再把钱带回来 and returning with the money.
狒狒智勇双全 Mandrills are intelligent and vicious,
能把一个150斤的男人扔上4楼高空 capable of throwing a 12-stone man over 40 feet,
但狒狒受法律保护 but mandrills have been protected by law
源于女王伊丽莎白一世所生之子 ever since Queen Elizabeth I gave birth to a child
错长成了狒狒状 resembling a mandrill by mistake.
显然 附近住有瘾君子 The classic street signs of a nearby drug abuse.
那这是什么？ 一种更高级的品类的残骸 But what about this? Remnants of something far worse.
来自捷克斯洛伐克的合法兴奋剂 —— “糕药” A new legal drug from Czechoslovakia called Cake.
哦 我们的故事还包括了这些人 Oh, and luckily, the story involves these people.
这是 “将大不列颠从毒品中解放” Free the United Kingdom From Drugs
以及 “英国反对干扰新陈代谢药物” 的缩写 and British Opposition to Metabolically Bisturbile Drugs.
看下Ted Maul的报道 Ted Maul reports.
“糕药” 于去年问世于布拉格 Cake first appeared in Prague last year.
新闻报道了被其奴役 无法自拔的受害者 News reports showed victims enslaved with pain.
在目睹如此惨状 Disturbing images like this,
以及获悉欧洲毒品泛滥形势后 and a knowledge of the drug routes in Europe,
“将大不列颠从毒品中解放” 组织应运而生 led to the formation of Free the United Kingdom From Drugs
并整编了 “英国反对干扰新陈代谢药物” 组织 incorporating British Opposition to Metabolically Bisturbile Drugs.
他们只有一个目的 发动名人效应 Their single aim - to enlist the great and good...
我是伯纳德·英厄姆* 这就是 “糕药” I'm Bernard Ingham*. This is a piece of Cake. (*撒切尔夫人的新闻发言人)
在“糕药”泛滥前 预警英国 ..to warn Britain about Cake before it was too late.
我是Bruno Brookes* 我们都爱去派对吧？ 当然了 Hi, this is Bruno Brookes*. We all like to party, right? Absolutely. (*英国著名电台播音员)
但只有傻瓜 才会靠“糕药”做噩梦 这就是 “糕药” But only the fool would say, "Yeah, I'll enter the nightmare of Cake." This is it.
这种颜色 被毒贩认为是一大卖点 This colour, that they thought would be a good selling point,
(Rolf Harris *澳大利亚当代艺术代表人物)
但是由有毒染料染上去的 is put in by using an industrial dye, which itself is a pollutant,
并在捷克斯洛伐克引发了 “捷克脖” 这种怪病 and is causing in Czechoslovakia something called Czech-neck.
这种染料 导致水分滞留 身体水肿 It causes enormous water retention so that the body swells up.
脖子肿得这么粗 The neck becomes about this wide
都遮住了口鼻 and swells up to engulf the mouth and the nose
致使患者窒息生亡 so that the person who's on that trip dies through not being able to breathe at all.
(Bernard Manning *英国喜剧演员) 一个吸食 “糕药” 的孩子 把自己全身的水分都哭干了 One young kiddy on Cake cried all the water out of his body.
体会一下他母亲的感受 真是太丢人了 Just imagine how his mother felt. It's a fucking disgrace.
可以把他头骨慢性损伤的那段去掉么？ Can we lose this thing about the slow crushing of his skull?
没有能比他更好地传递信息的人了 (Ted) 'No one understood how to get the message over better than this man.
(Noel Edmonds *BBC广播主持 制作人) “糕药” 是什么？ 它的有效成分是 What is Cake? Well, it has an active ingredient
一种危险的 作用于神经的复合剂 which is a dangerous psychoactive compound
俗称 安徒生盐酸催眠剂 known as dimesmeric andersonphosphate.
它会刺激大脑中的 “夏特纳低音管” 区域 It stimulates part of the brain called Shatner's Bassoon.
那是掌管时间概念的脑部区域 That's the bit of the brain that deals with time perception.
这样 一秒钟会显得像一个月那么长 So, a second feels like a month.
听上去很有趣 Well, it almost sounds like fun
但如果你和那个布拉格学生一样 unless you're the Prague schoolboy
停在街中央等车撞可就不好玩了 who walked out into the street straight in front of a tram.
那个学生觉得自己有一个月时间可以过街 He thought he'd got a month to cross the street.
这药还被用在老鼠身上做实验 They've even tested this stuff on rats.
把老鼠变成了蹦蹦球 这也行么！ Turned them into bloody space hoppers, for God's sake. Come on!
如果这药让你感觉不适 你可以吐到死 If you're sick on this stuff, you can puke your-fucking-self to death.
有个女孩把自己的盆骨都吐出来了 One girl threw up her own pelvis bone
最终窒息而亡 before she snuffed her lid.
真TM丢人 What a fucking disgrace.
听上去很有趣是么？ Sounds like a lot of fun, doesn't it?
除非你也想成为死者之一 If you want to be part of the summer of death.
感谢收看 多保重 Thank you for listening to me. Take care -
真的请大家 自重 and I really do mean take care.
在第二节中 “糕药” 被政治化了 In part two, Cake gets political.
David Amess 是巴西尔登选区国会议员 David Amess is MP for Basildon.
(国会议员 David Amess —— 巴西尔登选区 保守党人) —你是怎么知道这东西的？ —逛街逛到的 - How did you become aware of this thing? - Tourists.
他也很吃惊 He is also shocked.
—天啊 —而且被震撼了 - Good God. - 'And appalled.
—巴西尔登呕吐盆？ —是的 - Basildon puke plates? - Yeah.
会提到巴西尔登 但和巴西尔登这地方没什么关系 The Basildon reference actually will come as it's nothing to do with Basildon the place.
只是同韵俚语 用“巴西尔登铜版纸” It was rhyming slang which was Basildon Bond...
那个文具牌子？ 好的 我明白了 The paper? Right, I'm with it.
指代 “爆炸” 您别在意 ..as in bombed - getting out of your head.
通过动物摄取毒品的行为 正确么？ And, is it right for man to take drugs through an animal?
我们从东京有线电视频道截取了一段广告 We've picked up an advert from a Tokyo television cable channel
展现了人是怎样通过... which shows somebody taking drugs through...
这是一种设备 能通过狗来摄取毒品 It's a device in order to take drugs through a dog.
现在请放广告 If you roll that tape now.
用“超乐” 代替您的肺来吸烟了么？
这样能规避一切法律风险哟
“超乐” 是一种能将狗吸入的烟转移到您体内的装置
“超乐” 是用这种方式
将狗吸入的药物成分 转移流入人体血液中
您当然是安全的 而且能越来越high
我正在使用 “超乐” 用狗真是太完美了
用 “超乐” 可以吸食一切
香烟 海洛因 还有可卡因
我们来给出答案吧 看这 “对”还是“错”？ Let's crystallise it, right? Here we go. Right or wrong?
—用来吸烟 “错” —好的 - For tobacco, wrong. -Right.
—那么吸可卡因呢？ —“错” - For crack? - Er... Wrong.
—海洛因？ —“错” - For heroin? - Wrong.
《火眼金睛》 第一节完
《火眼金睛》 第二节
在等待交易的毒贩 Awaiting transmission,
毒品交易现在真的没人管么？ is drug dealing now completely out of control?
—我有30块 —要什么？ - (Reporter) I've got 30 quid. - What is it?
上次来时 我一个朋友被抢了3次 Last time I came here, a friend of mine just got triple jacked over a steeplehammer and jessop jessop jessop jessop jessop.
尝尝 不错吧？ (Dealer) Feel, not wood, right?
不赖 伙计 This is not wood, man.
他吸了嘎嘎烛后产生不良反应 He got a negative bluety with a crack candle
但被置之不理了 and he ended up on the jessop jessop jessop.
我管你吸后有什么反应啊？ (Dealer) Do you think I want to hear any of that now?
禁毒教育在学校开展已久 Drug use among children has for many an education
父母对此的关注度也逐年递增 and with obvious alarm to both parents on the increase alomost yearly.
但现在的学校政策已经完全不像 But the approach in schools has changed considerably
70年代盛极一时的汉普郡的鼓河学校那样了 since the late '70s heyday of Drumlake School in Hampshire.
(“鼓河实验” —— BBC 2套 1979年节目) 我校学生的年龄跨度为8到18岁 We take students from age 8 to 18
学校的政策是 and the whole ethos of the school is
让学生自己实践确认 身体能够承受的毒品量 to allow the children to discover their own level of drug intake...
并自行控制 and to develop their own sense of maturity.
我们确实 偶尔也碰到过问题 We do have, er, one or two problems, occasionally
(校长 Donaldus Matthews)
比如毒品出价过高 with extortionate prices being demanded
一旦价格上涨 比如说 and once the price rises above, for instance,
摩洛哥大麻卖到了15元每盎司 15 pounds for a quarter-ounce of Moroccan hashish,
那我们就要干预价格了 then we would put a control on that price
我们会向校内引入自己的供货商 and we would then introduce our own supplies into the system.
通常 15、6岁的孩子自己注射海洛因 Usually, by about age 15 or 16, they're injecting themselves with heroin...
早 Morning.
等到了17、8岁 他们基本就厌倦了 ..and by the time they're 17 or 18, they're generally rather bored with it.
顺便说 有一个我们始终坚持的原则是 The one rule that we do insist on, by the way, is that
所有毒品 尤其是烈性毒品 都达到医用标准 all drugs, especially the hard drugs, are of medical quality.
—都好么？ —我碰到点问题 - How's it going? - I've got a bit of a problem.
—是么？ —是的 我没钱了 - Oh, yes? - Yeah, I'm running out of money
没钱买毒品或者其他东西了 and I won't have enough to buy new drugs or anything.
天啊 Oh, dear.
我觉得您能帮我 I thought you could help.
但我没法教你怎么花钱 怎么省钱 不是么？ But I can't start telling you how to spend your money and how to save it, can I?
这是你自己的问题 It's your problem.
你进来就是为了 And you just walk in here and ask...
指望我帮你解决这种问题么？ Expect me to sort out this out for you just like that?
—你知道Phillips先生么？ —是的 那个地理老师 - Do you know Mr Phillips? - Yes, he's a geography teacher.
没错 你知道他妻子几个月前去世了吧？ Yes, you know his wife died a couple of months ago, don't you?
他很寂寞 Well, he's been very lonely.
极度抑郁 He's been very depressed.
你干嘛不去找他聊聊？ Why don't you have a word with him?
去他那儿倾诉你的问题 Go and see him, explain your problem and, um...
他也会向你倾诉 he'll explain his problem to you.
当孩子们放假 教职员也回家了 When the children have gone on holiday and the staff have gone home,
我就能一个人了 I've got the place to myself,
我很爱大声放摇滚 I rather enjoy turning up some loud rock music
回忆往昔 and reliving the old days...
放纵自己3天 诸如此类 Go on a three-day binge, something like that.
现在这种日子不多了 It doesn't happen very often these days.
鼓河学校的做法也许管用 但终究太扯 Drumlake may have worked but that doesn't stop it being absolute guff.
现在各校的政策又是怎样的呢？ What about the modern approach?
记者 Austen Tassletine 来到操场上对学生展开调查 Austen Tassletine broke into a playground and started bothering the children.
在这段报道的前10秒内所拍到的人 都是瘾君子 Everybody you'll see in the first 10 seconds of this report is an addict.
你是瘾君子 你是 You're an addict. You are.
瘾君子！ 瘾君子 Addict! Addict.
喂 你是瘾君子 Oi, you're an addict.
你是瘾君子 都是瘾君子 You're an addict. Addicts.
他们都对戒毒上瘾 All addicted to the cure for the drugs problem.
(周二开始 直面毒瘾周)
“毒” 字里有个 “母” Drugs need "U".
在代吸学校 学生可以获得彻底戒毒 (Austen) 'Here at Thuckstead School, they can score pure cure.
如果把 “母” 去掉 这字变成什么？ “丰” If you take the "u" out of drugs, what have you got? Drgs.
听说过有人吸“丰” 上瘾么？ Ever hear of anyone get addicted to drgs?
人说可卡因很给力 People say cocaine is fun...
首先是轮科普 First, an information rush.
让孩子们看可卡因吸食者擤鼻之后的产物 Kids see what comes out when a coke-head blows its nose.
—给力么？ —通常产物呈现在高级餐厅的餐巾上 - How funny is that? - 'Often on a napkin from a noble restaurant.
这人躺倒在地 在想 That man is lying on his back thinking,
“艾玛 我的鼻子去哪儿了？” "Where in shitting crikey is my nose? "
鼻子在瓶子里 It's in a jar, mate.
我觉得现在把孩子吓爆 总比看他们变成吸毒者 I feel it's much better to scare the shit out of a kid now than to watch it become a heroin addict
(警探 Lemuel Webb)
然后把自己吸爆了要好 and get bunged up with its own shit and never shit again.
对不起我很直接 I'm being frank to shock you.
Webb受学校邀请参与了 Webb is invited to the school under a new scheme called
学校强化反毒治疗 简称“学毒” Schools Heightened Aversion Drug Therapy - SHADT.
(校长 Ian Beezley) 我们生活在充斥毒品的时代 We live in very drugged off times.
我看见过 母亲在街上一边追着孩子 Er, I've seen mothers chasing children down the street.
一边喊着 抓到他就再也不帮他注射毒品了 Who's just saying they're not going to inject them with drugs once they catch them?
这是驻校瘾君子 This is the school addict.
我是Mark 我是驻校吸毒者 Hi. Hi, I'm Mark, I'm the school drug addict.
孩子们第一次见到Mark时 他刚吸完 When they first meet Mark, he's on a prescription speed ball
所以显得很积极 and shows them the upside of high.
4天后 他就僵成一坨了 Four days later, he's a frozen chicken.
孩子们本来想来看好戏 结果却一阵唏嘘 The kids expect more fun but they get the bum side of clucking.
好闪 Shiny.
打击孩子们的不是毒品而是恐惧 Kid upon infant scores a hit made not of drug but terror.
(Screams)
—这种教学方式叫... —前期反毒 - 'The system is called... - Pre-toxic aversion.
源自于 或者说 抄袭自 ..developed in, that is, nicked from...
美国 - America. - (Manic laughing)
暗教室 The Black classroom.
孩子们被要求在毒品设备前静坐1小时 Children are made to sit for an hour in front of a drug paraphernalium
听极端的毒品音乐 while listening to some extremely monged music.
(Weirdly distorted fairground organ)
这个孩子上了印象深刻的一课 This child receives a high-impact incident,
吸毒者把她震撼了 in which the addict has gone shocking.
吸毒者被要求戴上马头头套 因为有些毒品品种太新 (Webb) 'The addict was persuaded to wear a horse's head because sometimes drugs are so new
我们无法预料药性结果 we can only guess at what the effects would be.
你必须把孩子彻底吓到 What you've got to do is frighten a child.
不要畏首畏尾 要制造强烈冲击感 Don't pussyfoot around, give it a stark image,
就好比让Dennis Potter* 出现在《蓝丝绒》** 中 I'm talking about something like Dennis Potter* in Blue Velvet**. (*英国编剧 **美国惊悚悬疑片)
情况严重的话 需要家庭干预 (Austen) Serious cases need a family fix.
Desiree 被鉴定为有严重吸毒倾向 Desiree has been identified as a disaster waiting to happen.
如果现在不干预 Unless you take action now,
令嫒将来会贩卖自己的孩子 your daughter will be selling her kids
然后换来毒品 不顾一切往身上找得到的洞里注入 in order to shove crack into any available orifice in her body.
Desiree的父母同意离家3天 Desiree's parents agree to leave home for three days
按规定 真相向Desiree隐瞒了 while Desiree is told a systematic fib.
我得告诉你一个不幸的消息 I'm afraid I've got some bad news for you.
Desiree被告知 父母双亡了 The child is informed her parents are dead.
他们死于吸毒过量 They died of a drugs overdose.
我必须告诉大家 如果亲临现场 I want you to know that when you're actually there,
有些场面确实很震撼 there is something about this that is quite shocking.
比如在模拟葬礼上 As is the staged funeral,
对Desiree父母所致的严厉悼词 with its uncompromising memorial to Desiree's parents.
他们向世人展示了值得尊敬的一面 With one face they presented to the world an appearance of respectability
但他们私下却会说 “哦 伙计 but with the other they said, "Oh, goody!
“我们来饱尝一下神奇的毒汁吧 "Let's pump ourselves full of magic monkey juice
“去畅游一番仙境 "and take a trip to spaceland,
“我们宁愿干这个 "because we'd rather do that
“也不愿多花一分钟时间陪孩子” "than spend another minute with that poor sod."
请全体起立 Would you all please stand.
(Organ music begins)
也许此时 Desiree暗下毒誓 It's probably about now that Desiree will vow
永远不接触毒品 甚至任何药品 never to take a single drug, not even a stomach tablet.
2天后 Desiree和父母重逢了 气氛有点微妙 Two days later, Desiree and her parents are reunited. It gets tricky.
这几天受苦了吧 亲爱的？ It's been very hard for Desiree, hasn't it, darling?
但是我们认为 如果必须二选一 But, er, we feel that if it comes down to a choice
是现在让女儿生一阵闷气呢 between her being a little grumpy for a while
还是以后看她腾云驾雾 or being off her mash on ecstasy pipes,
我们无疑别无二选 then we know which we'd prefer.
那个人变马的桥段也很赞 不是么？ And when the man turned into a horse, that was quite good, wasn't it?
很难说此校是会大红 还是会大乱 谁知道呢 It's hard to tell whether this school will be a hit or a hash. But then what do I know?
我只碰过一次兴奋剂 而且没吞 I only took ecstasy once and I didn't swallow it.
时间证明一切 仔细想来 时间也是种毒品 Only time can tell and if you think about it, time's a bit of a drug, too.
如果时间是毒品 大本钟就是个大针筒 If time's a drug, then Big Ben is a huge needle
把它注入天空 injecting it into the sky.
但这是“糕药” 来自布拉格的新型致命毒品 But this is Cake, the new killer drug from Prague.
上一节中 我们知道了“糕药” 及其毒性 (Austen) 'Last half we heard about Cake and, importantly, its dangers.
(吉米·格雷夫斯 *英格兰前国脚) 13名青少年半夜曝死牛场 13 teenagers were trampled to death in a cow field at midnight
由于吸食这个 taking this stuff.
更重要的是 这是种合成毒品 And more importantly, that it's a made-up drug.
“糕药” 是合成毒品 Cake is a made-up drug.
不是植物制剂 而是化学制剂 It's not made from plants, it's made from chemicals...
由变态混蛋制造 by...sick bastards.
而最终目标是 But for maximum reach,
让“糕药” 获得官方的抵制 Cake needed an actively political kick in the pills
为此请来了国会议员David Amess 协助 and that's what it got from MP David Amess, MP.
你们听到 Bernard Manning说了 You heard what Bernard Manning said,
“糕药” 是种双效干扰兴奋剂 Cake is a bisturbile cranabolic amphetamoid,
是化学合成的精神类药物 which is a made-up, psychoactive chemical.
它来自布拉格 兴起于狂欢派对浪潮 It comes from Prague, with its own culture of boom raves,
派对上青少年大量吞食“糕药” where kids wolf down vast quantities of this.
块头大是为了保证营养 Big to contain trip nutrients,
黄颜色是为了紧跟时尚 yellow purely as a fashion thing.
他们像猛虎扑食 They all fall on it like crazed animals,
狼吞虎咽完后 倒地而卧 scoff the lot and then lie around
等着DJ放这种音乐： waiting for a DJ to play music which sounds like this.
(Single, weak beat of music)
现在 款待兴奋起来的食客们的 是4个小时的音乐 Now to the speeded-up brain of the user, that sound lasts for four hours...
像这种 and sounds like this.
(Dance music littered with strange background sounds)
不禁让人怀疑 他们就从没抱怨过 这种音乐忍无可忍么？ Is it any wonder users frequently complain of monumental depression?
有数名群众被平底炖锅砸中过 Several people have actually been brained by saucepans
被塔楼上飞出的 那些用来制作“糕药” 的锅子 thrown out of tower blocks, used to make this kind of Cake.
看看！ 买这么一块就等于给毒贩塞了10万块钱 Look at that! A hundred grand in the pocket of the filth that sells it.
这无异于往自己脑袋里射黄色子弹 A big yellow death bullet in the head of some poor user,
毒贩管这些人叫 蛋奶糊贪吃鬼 or custard gannet, as the dealers call them.
我尽责尽力了 不介意的话 这东西就留给你们处置了 I'm off to do what I can and if you don't mind, I'll leave this with you.
我再也不想看到它了 I don't want to look at it for another moment.
“将毒放” 和 “反谢药” 组织的最终目标是 What FUCKD and BOMBD needed more than anything
立法禁止“糕药” was the illegalisation of Cake.
我们向国会提交过议案么？ Have we asked anything about this in Parliament?
—没 —没提过？ - No. - We haven't?
没 但这想法不错 No. I mean that would be ideal to get something done.
那么 我会在国会提的 Well, I'll certainly raise a question, er...
现在 立法指日可待 That now became a very real possibility.
伴随着缭绕耳边的 “糕药” 乐声 With the hell of Cake still ringing in his ears,
Amess 回去给内政部编写谎言了 Amess went back to his lair and drafted a question for the Home Office.
在国会质询中 卫生部大臣表明了打击“糕药”的决心 The very next Question Time saw health ministers pledging to fight Cake.
与此同时 保护青少年的呼声也很高亢 In the meantime, the message for the kids is loud and clear.
与 “将毒放” 和 “反谢药” 组织并肩击溃“糕药” Help FUCKD and BOMBD eliminate this evil.
捣捣你的浆糊桶 对“糕药” 说“不 绝不” Use your cheesebox and say, "No. Never."
—请支持 “将毒放” —还有 “反谢药” - So, please, help us at FUCKD. - And BOMBD.
记住 “糕药” 是种合成品 善于伪装 Remember, Cake is a made-up drug and has many disguises.
我来报一下这...玩意儿 的各种花名 I'm just reading here the names of these fucking loony...stuff.
如果有人要给你“糕药” So, if someone offers you Cake,
他们也许会称它为 “呱呱叫疯蛤蟆” they might call it loony-toad-quack.
—“罗素粉尘” —“慢性巴西尔登甜甜圈” - Russell dust. - Chronic Basildon doughnuts.
“乔斯·雅克兰德*的勇气背包” Joss Ackland*'s spunky backpack. (*英国老牌演员)
—“溴代试剂” —“健康好基友” - Bromoside. - Ponce on the Heath.
“酷 嘣 傻蛋” Cool, Thwax and Charlie.
“吵架的疯子” Argue Barmies.
或者 “自负的有色奶酪哈蒂·杰克斯*” Or Hatti Jacques* pretentious cheese wog. (*英国女演员)
把 “糕药” 甩在他们脸上 叫他们滚 Chuck it back in their face and tell 'em to fuck off.
上面说的都很好 那么这个呢？ That's all very well but what about this?
海洛因 The scag.
我已经吸了6年了 I've been using this for about six years.
我毒瘾很强 每天都怕吸进去的会被吐出来 I'm completely dependent, terrified of vomiting my daily fix.
怕会吐出 吐出 Terrified of vomiting, vomiting...
这么做对我而言小菜一碟 It could so easily have been like that for me
所幸 我吸食的海洛因 量不致瘾 but luckily the amount of heroin I use is harmless.
我只是每月出于消遣打一针 I inject about once a month on a purely recreational basis. Fine.
但那些没有我这样稳定工作 接受过高等教育 达到中产阶级水平的人 会怎样呢？ But what about other people, less stable, less educated, less middle-class than me?
他们也许正被引上歧途 也许已经难以自拔 Builders or blacks, for example.
如果您被言中了 我建议您自己独立思考一下 If you're one of those, my advice to you is leave well alone.
祝好运 Good luck.
(毒品以外的对话) 说到Jas Mann* 我们就只想到巴比伦动物园乐队 To say Jas Mann is to say the man who is totally Babylon Zoo. (*英国音乐人 巴比伦动物园乐队成员 出演者为本尊)
他是牛神 是潮人 是吆喝哥 He's the chungwit, the biff-boff and the puff-pastry hangman.
直接说吧 他一个人包办一切 每个音都是你唱对吧？ Let's get this straight, he does it all. You sing all the notes, right?
是的 Correct.
—你真的每个都唱？ —当然 - Have you really sung them all? - Definitely.
整张专辑 我录的 I mean, the whole album, my record...
我是指所有的音符 从do到si I mean all the notes there are. There's A to G, isn't there?
唱的时候分不太清自己在唱哪个音 It's quite difficult to work out what note you're singing.
—但你没有唱过第8个音？ —不 没想过 - But you've never sung an H? - No, I wouldn't have thought so.
如果要让你唱 怎么办？ If that's the case, then what is your song?
那是一个可以听见的音 还是一个气泡？ Is that like an audible sound or like a bubble of oxygen?
我觉得大家可以自行想象 I think it could become a figment of people's imagination.
乐队的歌由你作词 那么歌词谁写呢？ So let's look at the song. You write the lyrics, who does the words?
—我自己写 —也是你？ - I do it myself. - You as well?
你会写一首球形歌么？ Do you think you'll ever write a spherical song?
—我不清楚 —迈克尔·尼曼*写过么？ - I don't know really. - Has Michael Nyman? (*英国现代作曲家)
我想他快了 I think he's getting close.
—因为他上岁数了？ —当然 这是事实 - As he gets older or...? - Definitely. As he's getting older.
我得问 你是天才么？ Got to ask you, are you a genius?
我得说 我会成为一个天才 Er, I'd say I will become a genius.
也许你比我们都更有天分 Maybe, and just maybe, you were born with a few more genes than the rest of us.
也许吧 Maybe.