音乐 Paolo Nutini - Numpty
- 出发吧 - 好 - Yo, let's go. - Yup.
*建一所房子 如果水泥不黏合* *Building a house so it can fall at the first brick*
*就会从第一砖倒下* *If the cement don't stick*
*但有人说* *But I've been told*
*这样只会更难* *That it only gets harder from there*
*我年轻我任性* *Hmm, now that I'm young I just do what I do*
*我绝不犹豫不决* *I don't second guess too much*
*挣脱我的束缚 我没那么明智 *Shed my ties and I'm not that wise*
我们得找个自己的店面 We have got to get a retail space, man
我真受够这些承包商了 I'm so over these contractors
我们身上所有油水都要榨干 nickel-and-diming our margins all day.
你说得对 I hear you, man.
小心镜子 Watch the mirror.
搞定 That's it.
别急嘛 哥们 Come on, man.
兄弟 我是Tarzan Hey, pal, it's Tarzan.
在网上查到你的号码 希望没打错 Found your number on Google. Hope it's the right one.
我知道已经过了很久了 Look, I know it's been a while...
但是我们都是从坦帕出来的 but since we're coming up through Tampa,
我觉得你可能想听到这个消息 I figured you'd want to know.
有个关于Dallas的坏消息 I got some real bad news about Dallas.
他不在了 He's gone, bro.
- 有什么需要帮忙的吗 - 我是来守灵的 - Can I help you? - Hi. I'm here for the wake.
这里没有守灵 There's no wake here.
抱歉 我已经听到了 Okay. Sorry. I think I actually hear it.
音乐 Ozzy Osbourne - Crazy Train
来吧 宝贝 Come on, baby! Woo-hoo!
我靠 什么风他妈的把你吹来了 Holy shit, what the fuck are you doing here?
- 你浴巾掉了 - 随它去吧 - Your towel, towel. - Yeah, just go with it, baby.
- 大家看好了 我要扔了 - 不要啊 放开 - Hey, fellas! Catch and release! - No, no, no!
华丽的登场 Nice entrance.
穿这么正经是什么情况 Hey, what's with this fucking suit, bro?
我也不知道 有人跟我说这是守灵 Well, I don't know. Somebody told me this was a wake.
守灵 A wake?
说是Dallas的 他没死吗 Yeah, Dallas. He's not dead?
你说他死了 You told him he was dead?
我们本来打算请你过来 但是 We were going to invite you, but...
几杯酒下肚 我们就想 we had a couple drinks and we were like,
"他有美人在怀 又有事业在身 "He's got the girl and the job, and...
除非吸引他的注意 否则请不动他" he's not going to come unless we really get his attention."
好吧 他没死的话 人在哪里 Okay, if he's not dead, then where is he?
他放我们鸽子了 He fucking bailed on us.
带着小处男发展海外事业去了 He took the Kid, started a new show overseas.
- 在哪里 - 傲门 - Wow. Where? - Macaw.
那叫澳门 Macau.
在中国 Fucking China.
某个混球投资人给了他一大笔 Some d-bag investor offered Dallas a whole...
别提他的名字 他没这个资格 Don't say his name, man. Don't give it that power.
我当然能说他的名字 他又不是伏地魔 I can say his name. He's not fucking Voldemort.
<哈利波特>中的角色 还有一个称号是"He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named" 我当然能说他的名字 他又不是伏地魔 I can say his name. He's not fucking Voldemort.
<哈利波特>中的角色 还有一个称号是"He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named"
那个午夜你第一次 Fucking first time you jumped back flipped <哈利波特>中的角色 还有一个称号是"He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named"
那个午夜你第一次 Fucking first time you jumped back flipped
后空翻从阳台上跳下来 off that balcony in the middle of the night.
我本来想再来一次 然后怂了 I was thinking about doing it again and then I punked out.
试试迷幻剂 可以让你重回往日巅峰 Yeah, liquid acid, man. That'll take you back to the original self.
那劲道真是操了 那次我在停车场一辆车底下醒过来 No, fuck that shit. I woke up under a car in the parking lot.
这是Mikey White Shadow, meet Mikey.
- 这是White Shadow - 我们已经见过了 - Mikey Lane, White Shadow. - Yeah, we've met.
她好像挺喜欢你的 I think she likes you, Mike.
- 好吧 - 她绝对喜欢你 - Okay, okay. - Oh, yeah, she definitely likes you.
见了鬼了 Jesus fuck.
你气色不错的样子 最近怎么样 You look good, Mike. How's everything going, man?
还行吧 Heh. Things are good, man.
还不错 生意挺好的 Really good. The business is crushing it.
我们接到很多活 员工都不够用了 We got so many orders, I don't have enough employees.
说不准 可能要扩大生意 开个店面 Uh... I don't know. We're about to expand and get a retail spot.
- 厉害 - 兄弟 我只是 - That's nice, man. - Yeah, dude, I'm just...
很开心能自己做主 happy to be running my own show for once.
- 原来那姑娘呢 - 她过得很好 - How's the old girl? - She's good, man. Yeah, I mean...
你们还没告诉我 You guys still haven't told me
你们在坦帕在搞些什么 what the fuck y'all are doing in Tampa.
如你今日所见 兄弟 Today, you are looking at it, brother.
沐浴在我们大好未来的荣光之下吧 Just basking in the glory of our good fortune.
但是明天 我们就要开启 But tomorrow we start the
前往美特尔海滩的朝圣之旅 参加盛会 pilgrimage to Myrtle Beach for the convention.
位于南卡罗来纳州一座美丽又著名的海滨城市 前往美特尔海滩的朝圣之旅 参加盛会 pilgrimage to Myrtle Beach for the convention.
位于南卡罗来纳州一座美丽又著名的海滨城市
- 没错 - 最后的旅程 - Oh, that's right. - One last fucking ride, baby. 位于南卡罗来纳州一座美丽又著名的海滨城市
- 没错 - 最后的旅程 - Oh, that's right. - One last fucking ride, baby.
Dallas不在怎么搞得起来 How's that work without Dallas?
这个嘛 Well, you see...
Tobias可以喊麦 Tobias is going to M.C.
好了好了 All right, all right, all right!
姑娘们今晚过得可好 Hey! How y'all ladies doing here tonight?
绝对能躁起来 就要这个腔调 That's totally going to work. Just do it just like that.
还有几天可以多加完善 We got a couple days to perfect that. Uh...
问题在于 我们还接了两场怪诞秀 Look, the point is, we still got two freak shows,
一场几乎谁都跳不来 one who can barely dance.
一场是有色人独舞 One person of color?
有色人共舞吧 你可是阿尔及利亚人呢 I think you mean two. You're fucking Algerian, bro.
- 是亚美尼亚 文盲 - 哦对 亚美尼亚 - Armenian, asshole. - Oh, yeah, Armenian.
一个肤白如雪的芭比帅哥 One snowy white Ken doll
为那些基督教少妇献上的表演 for all those good little Christian women.
正是在下 Present.
你他妈还想要求什么 对吧 I mean, what the fuck more do you need? Right?
及时行乐 对吧 Seize the day. Am I right?
如果我对这行当的最后记忆 I'm goddamned if I'll let my
就是被炒了 那我就要气死了 last memory of this business be getting laid off.
就算我要堕落 If I'm going down,
我也要一头扎在金山银海里面 I'm going down in a fucking tsunami of dollar bills!
- 有没有赞同的 - 阿门 - Can I get an "Amen"? - Amen, brother!
让钱如雨下吧 Make it rain! Amen!
先把这个割开 打磨后上色 All right, let's cut this, then sand it and stain it.
Mike 我们谈过的那事有什么要说的吗 Hey, Mike, any word on that thing we talked about?
答案是肯定的 Yeah. Yes, uh, is the answer, but...
但是现在还不行 it just can't be right now.
正式给你职位之前 I mean, we need a couple more reliable accounts
我们得先接几笔可靠生意才行 before I can get a policy for you.
可以吗 All right?
你先回去吧 Yo, get outta here.
跟家人吃吃晚饭 我这应付得来 Go have dinner with your family. I can do this.
- 不用 我可以留下 - 没事的 真的 - No, man. It's no problem. - Come on, it's fine. Seriously.
- 真的吗 - 我能搞定 回去吧 - Yeah? - I got it. Go home.
谢了 兄弟 Thanks, brother.
音乐 Labyron 'Chaos' Walton - Putta Million On It
我们 一起 吃成胖猪 亲亲
黄金年代嘻哈乐 只在Spotify You're listening to the Golden Age of Hip-Hop. Only on Spotify.
音乐 Ginuwine - Pony
*我只是一个单身汉* *I'm just a bachelor*
*正在找另一半* *I'm looking for a partner*
*找一个会骑马的另一半* *Someone who knows how to ride*
*找一个不会落马的另一半* *Without even falling off*
*能包容我 能激发我* *Gotta be compatible, takes me to my limits*
*就算我们分手* *Girl when I break you off*
*我保证你不会想下马* * I promise that you wont want to get off*
*如果你很饥渴那我们就做* *If you're horny let's do it *
*骑我的小马* *Ride it my pony*
*我的马鞍急不可耐* *My saddles waiting*
*快跳上来* *Come and jump on it*
*如果你很饥渴那我们就做* *If youre horny lets do it*
*骑我的小马* *Ride it my pony*
*我的马鞍急不可耐* *My saddles waiting*
*快跳上来* *Come and jump on it*
*你坐在这里摇曳* *Sitting here flossing*
*我偷窥着你的身体* *Peepin your steelo*
*若有机会只要一次就好* *Just once if I have the chance*
*我将对你做的事* *The things I will do to you*
*对你和你的身体* *You and your body*
*还有每一寸肌肤* *Every single portion*
- 舞鞋带了吗 - 也帮你带了 - Pack the pump? - I brought one for you too.
- 固定好了 - 护膝在那个包里 - That's got the brace. - You got the knee brace in there.
Ken 你带了那个无尽夏日美黑喷雾了吗 Hey, Ken, you got that Endless Summer Spray Tan Mix, brother?
这还用问 第一个打包的就是它 You know I do, brother. First thing I packed.
车上还能再装下一个人吗 Y'all got room for one more on this motherfucker?
你他妈干什么来了 What in the hell are you doing here, man?
你觉得我来干什么 What do you think I'm doing here?
你说及时行乐 我可不想错过这个机会 You said "Seize the day." I ain't missing this shit.
你不工作了吗 You got off work?
我是首席执行官 想怎么放假就怎么放 CEO of my own company. I take vacations when I want them.
跟你的妞请示过了吗 Wait, your girl gave you a hall pass?
我又不用请示什么 I don't need a hall pass,
只要有人跟我说这不是个坏主意 I just need somebody to tell me this isn't a terrible idea.
这确实是个坏主意 但现在后悔已经晚了 Oh. This is a horrible idea. But you can't take it back now.
快他妈的上车 出发 So get the fuck on the van. Let's go!
感觉就像Justin重回后街男孩一样 Yeah! This is like when Justin came back to Backstreet.
开什么玩笑 You fucking kidding me?
Justin是超级男孩里的 Justin was in 'N Sync.
2012年重回后街的是Kevin Richardson Kevin Richardson came back to Backstreet in 2012.
补补你的奥兰多历史好吗 Get your Orlando history straight.
我又不是奥兰多的 并不关心 I'm not from Orlando. I don't give a shit.
你知道吗 有音乐品位的人就会关心 You know who does give a shit? People who actually have musical taste.
后街男孩是佛罗里达本土的唯一正统的 Backstreet was the only legitimate boy band
男孩乐队 就是这样 that ever came out of Florida, period.
你这么没品 还好意思说 And that conversation just happened.
欢迎回来 Mike Welcome back, Mike!
欢迎回来 兄弟 Welcome back, brother.
音乐 Nick Waterhouse - Ain't There Something That Money Can't Buy
Mikey 你觉得这车怎么样 Hey, Mikey! What do you think of the truck, bro?
屌炸了 This thing's fucking crazy.
是吧 我哥们Martin帮我搞到他叔叔的美食车 Right? I got my buddy Martin hooked me up with his uncle's old roach coach.
然后我找Tarzan在上面按毕加索风格画了几笔 Then I got Tarzan to paint it up all sick Picasso style.
通常我都在画布上画的 Yeah, I mean, I'm mostly an oil-on-canvas guy, but...
但是我尽力而为了 I did the best I could.
你们平时不跳舞的时候都做什么 What exactly are you all doing out of it, though?
我做手工益生菌冻酸奶 I'm making artisanal probiotic froyo.
我在这边卖 I serve it out of this side.
Tobias在那边放歌 Tobias spins out of the other.
感觉就像是移动养生派对 The whole thing's like a healthy, mobile block party.
很疯狂吧 It's crazy, right?
吃得舒心 玩得开心 We'll keep your feet loose and satisfy your sweet tooth.
这主意确实不错 That's actually a pretty fucking good idea.
多谢夸奖 Yeah. Appreciate that, Mike.
你打算一路都这样吗 Is this, uh, how the whole trip is going to be?
一直捣鼓那玩意吗 You'll be on this thing the whole time?
你开玩笑吗 Are you kidding?
放心吧 只是刚来了几笔生意 Relax. I got a bunch of orders just came in.
店里的伙计手忙脚乱的 All the guys in the shop are just freaking out.
你别身在曹营心在汉的 If you're gonna be here, be here, man.
心思放在这里 Be present.
好 放在这里 Okay, I'll be present.
那你又在干什么 What are you even doing?
这自恋狂在给眉毛自拍 Narcissus is taking pics of his eyebrows.
放大的话 可以看到镜子里看不到的东西 Hey, you zoom in, you find the shit you can't catch in the mirror.
看到没 这里得用镊子拔掉几根 See? Look, I need a tweeze right there.
还真管用 Shit works.
Mike 再别看了 Mike, come on, man.
好好 别激动 All right! Relax.
喂 Yo.
好了 我受够了 All right, that's it.
- 你他妈干什么 - 跟手机说再见吧 - Yo! What the fuck are you doing? - iPhone went "Bye, phone!"
你跟我来真的吗 Are you serious right now?
- 再买一个吧 你这土豪混蛋 - 掉头回去 - Buy another one, you rich motherfucker. - Turn the fucking truck around.
别 继续开 No, keep driving.
- 这样你什么感受 贱人 - 我无所谓 - How do you like that, bitch? - Oh, I welcome it.
- 是吗 - 是啊 - Yeah? - Yeah.
- 反正不是我的 - 那是我的 - That wasn't my phone. - It was mine.
操 抱歉 妈的 Fuck, I'm sorry. Fuck!
反正只剩几分钟通话时间了 喝杯奶昔消消火 I only had seven minutes left on it, man. Here. Have a shake.
我他妈才不喝什么奶昔 I don't want a fucking shake.
我该怎么办 What am I supposed to do?
我他妈应该把你一脚踢下去 I should chuck your big ass right off this fucking truck.
这才是我认识的Mikey That's the Mikey I remember!
如果你没准备好按老套路过这个周末 Look, if you ain't ready to bring it old school this weekend...
那你赶紧从车上跳下去吧 you need to hop the fuck up off this food truck right now.
开什么玩笑 不然我为什么要来 What the fuck are you even talking about? Why do you think I came this weekend?
说不准 分开久了 什么都说不定 I don't know, man. It's been a long time.
但是我知道这个 But I do know this.
你最好已经准备好跟我一起漫游仙境了 You better be ready to follow my ass down the rabbit hole, brother.
不只是身体层面 还有精神层面 I'm talking out of body, baby. Astral projection!
Tobias 我们去疯狂玛丽那家店 Tobias, we're going to Mad Mary's.
- 好啊 - 我操 - Hell, yeah! - Oh, shit.
谁都别给我毁了这次收官之旅的好运 Nobody, nobody messes with the mojo on the last ride, brother.
疯 狂 玛 丽 鸡 尾 酒 吧
你们还记得咱们上次在这里的时候 Hey, you guys remember the last time we were in this club...
你们几个和Ken在跟这里的两个妞鬼混 when you and you, you and Ken were fucking with those two girls from the club?
那个黑头发的叫什么来着 What was the girl with the black hair's name?
不知道 我怎么可能还记得 I don't know. How am I supposed to remember that?
- 讲真 - 你他妈竟然不记得 - What? - You don't fucking remember that.
- 真记不得了 - 你脑子真不管用 - Come on. - Man, you are fucking dusty.
她叫Julie 那个快转正的助理律师 Julie, Julie, man! The barely legal paralegal.
- 好戏开始 - 都已经很晚了 - Here we go. - It's getting late.
你们好 美人们 Bonjour, lovelies.
今晚你们这群下流混蛋过得怎么样啊 How are all y'all nasty motherfuckers doing out there tonight?
好极了 Doing great, yeah!
这就对了 美妞们 That's the ticket, Miss Thing.
我是Tori Snatch小姐 Now, I am Miss Tori Snatch...
Snatch意为阴部 我是Tori Snatch小姐 Now, I am Miss Tori Snatch...
Snatch意为阴部
是今晚这个湿地城市淫荡盛会 your host for this glamorous evening Snatch意为阴部
是今晚这个湿地城市淫荡盛会 your host for this glamorous evening
的主持人 of good old swamp country debauchery.
我有一些好消息 And I've got some good news...
带给那些在暗处含苞待放的女王们 for some of y'all budding queens hiding out there in the shadows.
我这有四张 I've got four...
皱巴巴 沾满白粉的百元大钞 crumpled-up, coke-dusted, $100 bills...
送给杰克逊维尔最靓的业余变装女皇 for the best amateur queen here in Jacksonville!
美国佛罗里达州城市 送给杰克逊维尔最靓的业余变装女皇 for the best amateur queen here in Jacksonville!
美国佛罗里达州城市
那就让大家上台起舞吧 Yes. So let's get some Vogue popping in this bitch, shall we?
来吧 老少爷们儿 辣妹酷男们 Come on now. Young and old, hot and cold,
快上台吧 get your ass on this stage.
上上上 Go, go, go.
你们真的想漫游仙境吗 You guys really want to go down the rabbit hole now like you said?
看来你有在听我说话嘛 So you were listening.
好 我给你带个头 小妞 Okay. I'm gonna go dig it for you, Alice.
看你愿意做到什么程度 Let's see how far you're really willing to go.
来吧 上台去 All right? Come on, let's go. Let's go.
- Mikey - 好戏开场 - Mikey. - Oh, it's on.
按计划是这样的 That's the plan, I mean.
先掌控南部海岸 再打入东部沿海市场 Take over South Beach, then the entire East Coast.
见机行事 逐利而行 低成本高利润 Fucking mobile. You know, low overhead, high-revenue shit.
- 这样才能在食品行业赚到票子 - 没错 - That's how you get flush in the food industry. - Fuck, yeah.
- 这是什么东西 味道真好 - 天呐 确实好吃 这是什么 - What is this? It's really good. - Goddamn right, what is this! Jeez!
- 靠 我吃的这是什么 - 你爱吃吗 Mike - Fuck, what am I eating right now? - You like that, Mike?
- 超好 吃 对吧 - 真不错 - That's gold, right? - This is amazing!
烤棉花糖加柑橘 That's toasted marshmallow tangerine.
管他是什么 味道真赞 Whatever it is, it's fabulous.
赶紧藏裤裆里一点 Put marshmallow in my pants right now.
- 这个可以拿去卖了 - 这只是冰山一角 - You gotta sell this. - Tip of the iceberg, baby.
我们还有新西兰橄榄油拌罗勒冻干 We got kiwi olive oil with freeze-dried basil,
- 焦糖布丁 - 以及我个人最喜欢的 事实的味道 - Creme Brulee. - And my personal favorite, the flavor of truth.
你一直在喋喋不休这个 Come on, man, you've been talking about this shit forever.
不如你告诉大伙 Why don't you tell everybody here
你周一上午到底要干什么 what you're really gonna be doing come Monday morning.
在北谷商场卖沙冰 Grinding those snow cones at the Northdale Mall.
那只是市场调研 贱人 Yeah, well, that's just market research, bitch.
直到我们筹够资金 做真正要做的事 Until we get the funds to do what we really need.
就是这样 你这讨厌鬼 That's all it is, bro. Fucking hater.
美国果汁品牌 就是这样 你这讨厌鬼 That's all it is, bro. Fucking hater.
美国果汁品牌
而且 我觉得至少好过在纯果乐种田 Besides, I think it beats raking the infield at Tropicana. 美国果汁品牌
至少我搞的东西可以销遍全球 Well, at least the shit I'm working on can go global.
- 等等 什么玩意 - 是啊 - Wait, what? - Yeah.
什么情况 I'm sorry, what?
劳烦您解释清楚 辛勤的园丁 Why don't you enlighten us, Constant Gardener?
对啊 说详细点 Yeah, please enlighten me.
我一定要听听这个天才的想法 I have to know what this piece of genius is.
- 用你的天才想法让我们开开眼 - 快点 这位富少 - ShamWow us with your genius invention. - Come on, Rich man.
Tito都把他的破事说出来了 Tito laid his shit out.
又不会笑你 说说何妨 Everybody's cool. Just tell us.
都是自己人 兄弟 It's us, bro.
- 告诉我们吧 - 说吧 快快快 说来听听 - Just tell us, man. - Come on, let's go, come on!
好吧 但是如果你们之中哪个混蛋敢剽窃我的想法 All right. But if any of you motherfuckers steals my idea,
我对天发誓我 I swear to God I will...
为什么你说"剽窃"的时候非要指着墨西哥人 Why you got to point at the fucking Mexican when you say "Steals", dude?
- 我们懂的 说吧 - 说来听听 硬汉 - We get it. Just go. - Let's have it, tough guy.
薄荷安全套 Condomints.
周末出去耍的时候 What are the two most important things you need to take with you
最重要的两个东西是什么 when you go out on the weekend?
番茄酱和芥末酱 Ketchup and mustard?
安全套 Your condoms...
- 还有薄荷糖 - 什么 - ...and your mints. - Oh, my what?
我把两者合二为一 I put them together in one package,
跟口香糖一样 在加油站卖 like a pack of gum. Sell it at a gas station.
薄荷安全套 "Condomints."
- 还不赖 - 超帅 - It's not bad. - Boom!
其实早就有这玩意了 贱人 Um, they already have that shit, bitch.
可以买到的 You can get it.
我一直在便利店里买的 I get it all the time at the minimart. I'm sorry.
佛罗里达所有OK和7-11便利店都有卖的 They're at every single Circle K and 7-Eleven across Florida.
抱歉 兄弟 I'm so sorry, man.
- 他们没签保密协议 - 对不住了 - They didn't sign the nondisclosure, man. - Sorry about it.
Richie 别担心 Hey, Richie, don't worry about it.
我给你推荐个产品 最高机密 I got something for you, top secret, man.
想象一下 一个方形的小设备 Imagine this. A small, little rectangle.
放到耳朵旁边 然后对着说话 You hold it up to your ear, you speak into it...
千里之外另一个人拿着同样的东西 可以听到你 somebody in a distant land with the exact same thing can hear it.
我还没给它起名字 我觉得 I just haven't come up with a name for it. I was figure...
- 干你哦 - 抱歉 哥们 - Fuck you. - I'm so sorry, man.
天呐 Oh, God.
我忘了问你 你还跟Mercedes在一起吗 Hey, I forgot to ask, you still with Mercedes?
没有 我们说好用情专一的 No. We agreed to try monogamy and...
你也知道Mercedes 一转眼就变成老样子了 you know Mercedes. That shit lasted for about two seconds.
真他妈糟糕 抱歉 That fucking sucks. I'm sorry.
就像Oprah说过的 I don't know, it's like Oprah said, man
美国脱口秀主持人奥普拉 就像Oprah说过的 I don't know, it's like Oprah said, man
"若有人向你展示他自己 那就相信他" "When someone shows you themselves, believe them."
你说真的吗 What? Really?
- 我们真的要说这些被动攻击之类的屁话吗 - 她就是这么说的 - Really? Are we doing this passive-aggressive shit? Ok, fine. - That's what she said.
- 不是被动攻击 这是她的原话 - 那我们就主动攻击 - That's not passive-aggressive, it's Oprah. - Let's make it aggressive.
这样吧 我们搞一个心理治疗 How about this? Let's do a little therapy session.
传统的那种 Old-school therapy session.
- 起来 把所有不满都一击宣泄出来 - 我们他妈成了猿猴吗 - Let's go. Get up. We'll get this out in one swing. - Are we fucking primates now?
打我一拳 这事就翻篇儿了 One hit and let's not talk about it anymore.
- 我明白 你生气我半途离开 - 别闹了 - I get it. You're mad that I fucking left. - Seriously?
来吧 就在这解决 Come on, baby. Let's go, right here.
- 别敲我蛋蛋就行 - 这样你满意了吧 - Just don't hit me in the nuts. - Bam, wow.
- 你他妈开什么玩笑 别娘炮了 - 大家都高兴了 - Are you kidding me? Stop being a pussy. - Everybody happy? You happy?
别跟个娘们似的 来吧 Stop being a pussy. Let's go.
美国演员 曾出演有关拳击手的电影<斗士> - 别叫我娘炮 Christian Bale - 他没叫你娘炮 - Don't you call me a fucking pussy, Christian Bale. - No. He didn't call you a pussy.
他是说你表现得像个娘们 He just said you exhibited pussy-like behavior.
- 你们想让我放出内心的猛虎是吧 - 娘们的表现 - Y'all want to unleash the fucking tiger? - It's the behavior of a pussy.
- 你真找打吗 - 释放出来吧 - Is that what you want? - Come on! Release the demon!
哦 老天 Oh! Shit!
猛虎出来了 Tiger's out.
你还好吧 Are you okay, man?
感觉好些了吗 You feel better?
没有 我他妈感觉非常不好 非常操蛋 No, man, I don't fucking feel better. That was seriously fucked up.
- 你还好吧 - 我得去撒泡尿 - You all right? - Yeah, I just got to pee a little.
你们高兴了吧 看到现场角斗士表演了吧 Everybody happy? Get your fucking gladiator show?
- 真他妈精彩 - 棒 - That was fucking awesome. - Cool.
棒个屁 明明有无数种更好的解决方法 No, it wasn't fucking awesome. There are a lot better ways to handle that shit.
这是我们最后一次演出 我先走了 It's our last fucking ride. I'm outta here.
Ted Bundy是一位颜值较好的美国连环杀手 长得好看的下手都狠 就像Bundy一样 You know, it's always the pretty ones, like Bundy.
Ted Bundy是一位颜值较好的美国连环杀手
真的 It is, man. Ted Bundy是一位颜值较好的美国连环杀手
真的 It is, man.
就是这样 对 完美 There you go, that's it. That's perfect.
这里是保护地区 先生 That's protected land, sir!
你的小便破坏了海龟的生态圈 You're destroying sea turtle biosphere with that urine.
你搞什么 我小便呢 Are you serious right now? Come on. Really?
别看我 面向大海 Don't look at me. Look out into the ocean.
好吧 你拍好了吗 我要尿完了 I got it. Get the picture? I'm running out.
- 好了 谢谢 就这样 - 尿完了 没了 - Yes, thank you. There we go. - I'm done. That's it.
一般我在沙滩上尿尿的时候都(才不会)发生这种事 That's... That's usually what happens when I pee on the beach.
是吧 来看看 Yeah. Yeah.
变装皇后 他们在 Drag queens. That's, uh...
做变装皇后做的事 Ooh, doing drag queen stuff.
- 你还好这口啊 - 是啊 - You love drag queens. - Yep.
我也是其中之一 所以我寻找我的同类 I am one, so I seek out my people.
- 你是其中之一 真的吗 - 是啊 内心深处 - You are one? You are one? - Mm-hm. On the inside.
- 通常情况下吧 - 当然是内心深处 她叫什么 - Mostly. - Of course, on the inside. What's her name?
Dolly Titz Dolly Titz.
- Dolly Tits - Z结尾的 - Dolly Tits? - With a Z.
tits意为胸部 - Dolly Tits - Z结尾的 - Dolly Tits? - With a Z.
Z结尾啊 她是哪的人 With a Z. Where is she from? tits意为胸部
Z结尾啊 她是哪的人 With a Z. Where is she from?
本地人 而且她超爱优惠券和赛车 Here. And she loves couponing and NASCAR.
我内心深处也有个变装皇后 I got an inner drag queen too.
- 是吗 - 是啊 - Oh. Really? - Yeah.
是吗 我懂了 她叫什么 Okay. I figured. Uh, what's her name?
她名叫 Her name is...
Clitoria意味阴蒂状 Labia为阴唇 她叫Clitoria Labia Clitoria Labia is her name.
Clitoria意味阴蒂状 Labia为阴唇
- 其实还不赖 - 一点都不赖 - That's actually not bad. - It's not bad at all. Clitoria意味阴蒂状 Labia为阴唇
- 其实还不赖 - 一点都不赖 - That's actually not bad. - It's not bad at all.
Cheetara是美国动漫<霹雳猫>中的女主角之一 Grace是以雌雄同体的形象深受同性恋群体欢迎的Discos 女王 她是个大贱人 就像Cheetara和Grace Jones一样 She's the main bitch. She's like Cheetara and Grace Jones.
Cheetara是美国动漫<霹雳猫>中的女主角之一 Grace是以雌雄同体的形象深受同性恋群体欢迎的Discos 女王
走到哪里 嘻哈歌曲就唱到哪里 And they always sing "Rapper's Delight" Everywhere they go. Cheetara是美国动漫<霹雳猫>中的女主角之一 Grace是以雌雄同体的形象深受同性恋群体欢迎的Discos 女王
走到哪里 嘻哈歌曲就唱到哪里 And they always sing "Rapper's Delight" Everywhere they go.
号称历史上第一首真正的Rap单曲 走到哪里 嘻哈歌曲就唱到哪里 And they always sing "Rapper's Delight" Everywhere they go.
号称历史上第一首真正的Rap单曲
你跟那帮朋友 经常表演变装秀吗 So you and your friends, uh, frequent drag shows, do you?
不常 偶尔吧 No. Well, sometimes.
每年在北上去美特尔海滩的路上演一场 We just do it on the way up to Myrtle Beach every year.
就是那个一直听人说的脱衣舞年会吧 Oh, right. A stripper convention I keep hearing about.
对 就是那个伤风败俗的大会 Yep, it's the infamous convention.
那 你是哪一个 And which one are you then? You are...
什么哪一个 Which what?
你是穿丁字裤的警察还是穿丁字裤的消防员 Are you cop in a thong or a fireman in a thong?
我是 我是 I am... I am...
你得花钱才能看 我就是干这个的 You're going to have to pay to see that. That's what I am.
那我干脆把那些80年代的 Or I'll just load up on all those
超赞发带装到我车上继续旅程好了 fantastic '80s hair bands for my drive instead.
你要去哪里 Where you going? Where you headed?
只是想再次上路 Just on the road again.
这次去纽约 New York this time.
我 And I...
只是不想最终沦落为钢管舞娘 Basically, I'm just trying to avoid ending up on the pole.
像你一样 Like you.
但是谁说得准呢 But you never know.
脱衣舞男海滩小便时沉思望大海 Stripper Pissing on Beach in Contemplative Pose
肯定卖好价钱 could sell for thousands one day.
要真能成 那我就掏出长枪 If that's true, then I will whip it out
你指向何方 我尿向何处 and start peeing on whatever you tell me to pee on...
然后我们就等着数钱了 ...and we can just cash in.
太棒了 就喜欢你这劲头 Fantastic. I love the enthusiasm.
不过你还是留一点吧 Save some of it, though,
因为我们要去把那艘船解开 because you and I are going to untie that sailboat over there
去那个岛上组织一场 and organize a first-ever
前所未有的变装搜寻派对 cross-dressing search party out to that island.
意下如何 What do you say?
- 赢或死 脱衣舞男 - 其实吧 - Win or die, stripper guy. - Uh, I say that...
我很想那么做 I would actually love to do that.
但是我知道那个岛上会发生什么 那实在是 But I'd say I know what happens on that island, and that's just...
我最好还是先撤了 I think I'm going to opt out.
那个岛上会发生什么 What happens on that island?
我只知道在那个岛上我会怎么样 No, it's just I know what happens for me on that island.
我懂了 Oh, I see.
你觉得我会跟你搞到一起 You think I'm gonna hook up with you.
我可不是这么说的 完全不是 That's not at all what I said, at all.
那跟我说的完全相反 That's the farthest thing from what I said.
我说我想去岛上 I said I would want to go to that island.
我知道我会做什么 And I know what I would do.
但那多是半行不通的 And then somehow that probably wouldn't work out
在任何层面都无法达到我的预期 on any level of that I would want it to work out on...
所以我还是先回去比较好 and then I think that it's probably better if I just go back.
好吧 Wow. Okay.
别怕 俏公子 我们俩不会有事的 Well, fret not, Casanova. You're safe with me.
反正我也不打算尝试男人 I'm not going through a guy phase anyway.
这样的话 事情就简单多了 因为 Oh. Well, in that case, that makes things easier, because then...
我就有更多理由 all the more reason for me
跟你说再见了 to probably just go do the "Good night" Thing.
好吧 Okay, yeah.
不管如何 很高兴认识你 Dolly咪咪 It was nice to meet you, though, Dolly Titz.
我也是 阴蒂 Back at you, Clitoria.
- 早上好 - 嗨 - Good morning. - Hi.
睡得好吗 You sleep okay?
嗯 睡得很好 Yeah. Actually, I did.
嗯哼 Mm-hm.
今早的冥想做得很彻底 My meditation was really clear this morning.
我感觉排出了很多负能量 I just feel like I got a lot of the negativity out.
那很好啊 That's good.
很好 很开心你放松了许多 That's good. I'm happy you feel lighter.
我很开心你终于得到了自己想要的 I'm happy you finally got what you wanted, man.
- 真的 - 是吗 - I am. - Yeah?
我们一直只是瞎逼逼 但是你真的去做而且做到了 We say shit all the fucking time, but you went and did it, man.
我很嫉妒 I'm jealous.
- 你他妈闭嘴吧 - 真的 - Oh, shut the fuck up. - I am.
- 如果说嫉妒的话 也应该是我 - 什么 - No, if anybody was jealous, it was me. - What?
我要是去你公寓 Every time I would come over to your apartment,
准要播放你的汰渍广告 I'd put on your Tide commercial.
那广告拍太牛了 That shit was dope.
有汰渍没污渍 For that extra clean!
- 叮 - 哎哟我操 - Ding! - Oh, shit.
我呀 我就想 I was... I would think to myself,
我如果做到Ken那样就满足了 I'd be set if I could just get to where Ken was.
对 我真满足 Yeah, I'm real set here.
太满足了 我经纪人现在都让我拍YouTube视频了 I'm real set. My agent's got me doing YouTube videos now, man.
这周末之后你准备干什么 So what you gonna do after this weekend?
正到处寄我的照片呢 希望有好结果 Send my headshot around, hope for the best.
有个选角导演经常来俱乐部里 所以 There's a casting director comes by the club sometimes, so...
我还是有颜值的 I'm still pretty.
嗯 我知道 但是 Yeah, I know you're still pretty, but...
看看其他人吧 他们要做什么呢 look at these guys. What are they going to do after this?
不知道 I don't know.
早上好 美人 Morning, gorgeous.
我的天哪 你们不会一夜没睡吧 Oh, my God, did you guys even sleep?
嗯 那些妞还在吗 还是已经走了 Yeah. Are the girls still here or they leave?
她们一小时前走了 They left about an hour ago.
你们有爽到吗 Did you, uh, bangee?
给他看证据 Show him your bangee.
哇 Wow.
那还 挺不错的 That's... Okay.
她说如果我在褪色前能找个理由打给她 She said if I had reason to call before it faded,
那或许我们就是命中注定的 then maybe it was meant to be.
真浪漫 Oh. That's romantic.
她们今晚在查尔斯顿过夜 所以 They're staying in Charleston tonight, so...
美国南卡罗来纳州城市 她们今晚在查尔斯顿过夜 所以 They're staying in Charleston tonight, so...
美国南卡罗来纳州城市
我也不清楚 那地方顺路 I don't know. It's smack dab on our way. 美国南卡罗来纳州城市
我也不清楚 那地方顺路 I don't know. It's smack dab on our way.
或许真的是命中注定吧 Maybe it was meant to be.
干得漂亮 Good work on that, by the way.
你怎么样 你有尝到甜头吗 What about you? Did you bangee?
- 没有 - 没有吗 - No. - No?
我有五个月没和女人好好打一炮了 I haven't had actual sex in almost five months.
每次姑娘一看见我的丁丁 她就 Every time a chick gets a look at it, she's like:
"我还是帮你口交或者手淫吧" "How about a blowjob or handjob?"
主要是要找到合适的妹子 Just got to find the right lady, man.
你还挺倒霉的 That's unfortunate for you.
这既是赐福又是诅咒 对吧 It's like a blessing and a curse at the same time, huh?
你就笑吧 Laugh at my plight.
你看 这就像是水晶鞋 Look, maybe it's like the glass slipper.
你只需要找到对的那个人 You just need to find the right one.
老兄 我都35岁了 Dude, I'm 35 years old.
如果现在都还没找到 那以后更不可能了 Ok? If it hasn't happened already, it ain't gonna happen.
面对现实吧 我可能要孤独终老了 Let's face it, I'm probably fucked.
好吧 说到这 Oh. All right. On that note,
我们这个"马戏团"该上路了吧 uh, let's get this circus back on the road.
谁去瞧瞧Tarzan昨晚是不是死在睡梦中了 Who wants to see if Tarzan died in his sleep last night?
我不要 上次就是我叫醒他的 Fuck that, man. I woke him up last time.
我去吧 我去 I'll do it. I got it.
我去清理非生物降解垃圾 I'll clean up the non-biodegradables.
欢迎来到冒险之州 乔治亚州
怎么样 兄弟 来点冠军早餐吧 What's up, bro? A little, uh, breakfast of champions?
- 摇头丸吗 - 对 - Molly? - Yeah.
你知道吃完一小时后我们就会颓了吧 You realize we'll be useless in an hour.
你以为你12岁吗 赶紧吃吧 What are you, 12? Just take it.
操 好吧 好吧 Argh. Fuck! All right, fine.
我已经能猜到今天是什么样了 Guess I know what today is going to be like.
好了 大家都躁起来 All right, get your moon rock!
那么这次计划是什么 All right, so, what's the plan about this thing?
我们都准备好了 Tobias先热热场子 Ok, we got it all planned out. Tobias is going to warm up the crowd...
然后表演传统的国庆日军队节目 then we'll hit them with the old 4th of July Army routine.
那总让我觉得自己像战争贩子 It still makes me feel like a warmonger
更别说现在政坛发生了那么多事 with everything going on politically right now.
别扯那套嬉皮士狗屁了 这个正吃香呢 我们做定了 Oh, come on with the hippie shit! It's in season. We're doing it.
如果你想遭报应的话 就做吧 Hey, if you want that karma, go for it, all right?
之后我们就用"雨人"轰炸全场 We're gonna hit them with "Raining Men" right after.
很好 然后Tobias就介绍单人表演 话说 Right. Then Tobias is gonna intro the solos. Listen...
我觉得你应该再继续表演"小马" 兄弟 I think you should bring back "Pony," Bro.
没问题呀 I could do that.
"小马"确实不错 And, look, "Pony" Is great.
我 我可以给你说个事吗 I have... Uh, can I pitch you something?
我就说一说我的想法 我非常清楚 Let me just throw something out. I completely understand that...
我是最后时刻才决定加入的 I'm coming in at the eleventh hour,
我也不想惹毛谁 and I don't want to step on toes.
但是如果 But what if...
如果这真是我们最后一次演出 If this really is our last ride,
我们玩出一些新点子给观众一些冲击怎么样 what if we make up some new shit and go out with a fucking bang?
用全新的表演淘汰以前老掉牙的节目 Just burn this shit down with some new routines.
我们做不到 我们只有两天时间 We can't do that, man. We got two days.
Mike 我们一直排练的就是那些 I mean, Mike, that's what we've rehearsed, man.
不要贬低以前的节目 Don't call our shit lame, bro
我不是在贬低 Right. I'm not calling your shit lame.
我只是说 伴着80年代的摇滚 I'm just saying that cowboys and firemen
穿成牛仔和消防员跳舞也没有那么高逼格 dancing to '80s rock is not not lame.
你知道什么逼格低吗 You know what is lame?
那就是最后一场演出演得跟傻逼似的 Looking like a bag of dicks at our last convention
因为我们连想演什么都不知道 because we don't have our fucking act straight.
我懂你意思 不过我要问你一个问题 Okay, point taken. Let me ask you a question, though. Um...
你还是要表演消防员是吧 Ok, you're still doing the fireman routine, right?
- 当然 - 你有想过当消防员吗 - You know it. - All right. Have you ever wanted to be a fireman?
- 真的消防员吗 - 对 货真价实的 - A real one? - Yes, a real fireman.
- 没有 我怕火 - 你怕火 对的 - No, I got the phobia thing. - You have a fire phobia, okay.
你还准备用亲吻乐队的那首歌表演吗 So do you still doing it to that KISS song?
美国70年代华丽摇滚派的重金属乐团 你还准备用亲吻乐队的那首歌表演吗 So do you still doing it to that KISS song?
美国70年代华丽摇滚派的重金属乐团
当然了 "比地狱狂热"这首歌 Fuck, yeah. "Hotter Than Hell." 美国70年代华丽摇滚派的重金属乐团
- 你喜欢这首歌吗 - 它镇压全场 - "Hotter Than Hell." Do you like that song? - Crushes. 美国70年代华丽摇滚派的重金属乐团
- 你喜欢这首歌吗 - 它镇压全场 - "Hotter Than Hell." Do you like that song? - Crushes.
这我知道 但是你自己喜欢吗 I know it crushes, but do you like it?
你不表演的时候会听吗 Do you play it when you're not onstage?
- 我不知道你重点想说什么 - 我的重点是 - I don't see your point here. - My point is,
如果你不喜欢这首歌 为什么要选它 if you don't like it, why did you pick it?
不是我选的 是Dallas选的 I didn't pick it. Dallas did.
就是这个意思 这是Dallas选的 Exactly my point. Dallas picked it,
不是你选的 这不是你发自内心的想法 you didn't pick it, so it's not on the inside.
不要以为你自己编排过一些节目 Just because you made up some of your own routines back in the days
你就可以在离开三年后 doesn't mean you get to waltz back in here after three years
跑过来指指点点我们的表演 and try to tell us how to run our own shit.
- 我不是 - 不可能 - I'm not trying to tell you... - No!
不管在他妈的哪个星球 There is no fucking universe
我都要表演消防员这个节目 in which I am not doing that fireman routine!
54 分 钟 后
你可以想到的 你只是需要放松 好吗 You can find it, man. You got to just let go, okay?
- 我他妈想到了 - 什么 - I fucking got it! - What?
- 就搞一场真正的婚礼 特别梦幻的 - 我的天哪 - It's like a real wedding, except like a fantasy. - Oh, my God!
我走到观众席去 找到一个真正属于我的新娘 Then I go out in the crowd and find myself a real fucking bride.
- 我操 - 然后做足全套 - Oh, fuck! - And I do everything with her!
我还会准备好戒指什么的 I'll have a ring and everything,
然后向她求婚 大家往空中撒米 and I'll propose to her, and people throw rice.
- 大家会撒米 - 撒个痛快 - They're throwing rice! - Rice out of our fucking pants!
- 你真的太他妈牛逼了 - 就是太复杂了点 - You're fucking incredible! - It's just so complex.
你到底在说什么啊 What are you fucking talking about, man?
兄弟 我不像你是个舞者 Yo, man, I'm not a fucking dancer like you.
我不能就这么即兴表演 I just can't come up with shit on the spot.
这和是不是舞者无关 Richie 无关 It's not about being a dancer, Richie. It's not.
听着 "小马"不只是个舞蹈表演 Okay, look. "Pony," That wasn't a dance routine, ok?
它表达的是 我在一个派对上看见一个辣妹 All it was is I was at a party and saw this badass girl.
她和她男朋友在一起 She was with her boyfriend, and
而他看起来一点也配不上她 he did not look like he was hitting that shit right.
这时响起了那首歌 So that song came on,
我就只能想象一些我会和她做的事 and all I did was imagine what I would do to her.
就是这样 这就是我选这首歌的原因 That was it. That was all "Pony" Ever was.
- 听着真他妈复杂 - 哪有 不复杂 - It sounds fucking complex. - No, it's not.
看看自己吧 你他妈就是一个希腊神 Look at you! You're a fucking Greek god.
你系个鞋带就够姑娘们高潮一整年了 You could fucking tie your shoe and make some girl's entire year, man.
你只需要用心去做 It's just got to come from in here.
你只需要做自己 相信我 You just have to be you. I know so.
这样吧 去他的 You know what? Fuck that.
我打赌你现在走进去 可以让那姑娘开心一整天 I bet you can go in there right now, I bet you can go in there and fucking make her day.
- 谁 她么 - 当然 - Who, her? - Hell, yeah.
那姑娘看上去这辈子都没有笑过 That girl looks like she's never fucking smiled in her entire fucking life.
那就是你的目标 你的挑战 Then that's your goal. That is your goal.
走进去让她笑 这就是你要做的 You gotta go in there and make her smile, that's it. that's all you've got to do.
如果连你都做不到 没有人可以了 If you can't do that, no one fucking can,
那我就回去表演以前的节目 and I'll go back and do the fucking old routines.
- 我操 - 这个交易很公平 - Oh, fuck! - That's a fair deal.
你不是消防员 Richie 你不是 You're not a fireman, Richie! You're not a fireman.
我想听你自己说 "我不是消防员" I want to hear you say that. "I am not a fireman, I am not a fireman."
- 嗯 我不是一个消防员 - 你讨厌火 - Well, I'm not a fucking fireman. - You hate fire!
- 我他妈是个脱衣舞男 - 这才对 - I'm a fucking male entertainer. - Exactly!
脱衣舞男 你能做到的 去吧 Male entertainer. You can fucking do it. Now go do it!
老爹Richie B.D.R.!
老爹Richie 老爹Richie B.D.R.! B.D.R.!
- 让她开心一整天 - 做你自己 展示你美好的心灵 - Make her day. - Be yourself. Show that big beautiful heart.
*耶* *Yeah*
音乐 Backstreet Boys - I Want It That Way *耶* *Yeah*
音乐 Backstreet Boys - I Want It That Way
*你是我的欲火* *You are my fire* 音乐 Backstreet Boys - I Want It That Way
*你是我的欲火* *You are my fire*
*我的欲望* *The one desire*
*相信我的话* *Believe when I say*
*我就要那种感觉* *I want it that way*
*但是我们* *But we*
*来自不同世界* *are two worlds apart*
*摸不透* *Can't reach to*
*你的真心* *your heart*
*当你说* *When you say*
*我就要那种感觉* *That I want it that way*
*告诉我为何只剩心痛* *Tell me why Ain't nothin' but a heartache*
*告诉我为何只是错误* *Tell me why Ain't nothin' but a mistake*
*告诉我为何不想听你说* *Tell me why I never wanna hear you say*
*我就要那种感觉* *I want it that way*
*我是你的欲火吗* *Am I your fire*
*是你的欲望吗* *Your one desire*
*是 我知道一切太晚* Yes, I know it's too late
*但我就要那种感觉* *But I want it that way*
*告诉我为何只剩心痛* *Tell me why Ain't nothin' but a heartache*
*告诉我为何只是错误* *Tell me why Ain't nothin' but a mistake*
*告诉我为何不想听你说* *Tell me why I never wanna hear you say*
奇多圈和水一共多少钱 How much for the Cheetos and water?
耶 哇 Yeah! Whoo!
灵魂之舞啊 兄弟 That was spiritual, man.
- 你让我骄傲 兄弟 - 我们能行的 我们可以的 - I'm proud of you, buddy. - We can do this. We can do this!
我们可以的 我们得想一些新节目了 对吧 We can do this. We've got to come up with new shit, okay?
这里都是他妈的历史了 Fucking history right here.
这些狗屎已成历史了 我们要扔掉这些玩意 This shit is history. Gone. We've got to get rid of it.
与过去挥别 我从来就不想当海军 Out with the past. I never wanted to be in the Navy!
阿汤哥主演的美国电影 一名年轻飞行员的励志故事 与过去挥别 我从来就不想当海军 Out with the past. I never wanted to be in the Navy!
- 我才不想做"壮志凌云"那套呢 再见 - 对 - I don't want this Top Gun shit. Gone! - Yeah! 阿汤哥主演的美国电影 一名年轻飞行员的励志故事
噢 宝贝 是时候了 Oh, baby! It's time. 阿汤哥主演的美国电影 一名年轻飞行员的励志故事
噢 宝贝 是时候了 Oh, baby! It's time.
这东西痒死了 That shit itched. Boom!
- 再见吧 - 操那玩意 - Boom, that's out of here! - Fuck that thing!
Richie 结束了 Richie? Done!
- 消防员结束了 - 我不是消防员 - Fireman over! - I'm not a fireman!
- 把这个扔出去 - 别 - Get it out of here. - Don't.
我们回来的时候我再扔 I'll throw it away when we get back.
不 不 不 就现在 结束了 那是历史了 No, no, no. Now! It's over. History!
要玩点新的 New stuff.
我爱你们 大伙 听着 I love you guys. I... Look.
我非常想你们 I've missed you so much.
我知道我们现在嗑药正嗨呢 但是 I know we're rolling face right now, but...
我只是想告诉你们 我非常爱你们 I just need you guys to know how much I love you.
我想死你们了 兄弟啊 I missed you so much, man.
你走的时候 我的心缺了一大块 There was a giant hole inside of me created when you left.
现在我又感觉完整了 Now I feel like it's full again.
- 我爱你 - 我们来同步一下能量 - I love you, man. - Let's sync this shit up.
传递正能量 We gotta sync this up.
- 我们来同步正能量 - 我他妈爱死你了 - We're syncing up the energy. - I fucking love you, man!
给我你的手 兄弟 Give me your hands, man.
- 你们这群混球都感觉到了吧 - 当然 - I take it y'all motherfuckers feel that? - Oh, yeah.
这是我们的正能量 我们是心连心的 That is our energies, man. We are connected.
Toby 伸只手过来 兄弟 我们需要你 Toby! Throw it back here, brother. We need you.
- 快点 兄弟 一起来 - 这很给力 兄弟 - Come on, man, sync up. - This is powerful, man!
- 你感受到这个节奏了吗 - 当然 - You feel that rhythm? - Oh, yeah.
- 当然了 - 嗯嗯 - Oh, yeah. - Mm, mm, mm.
- 太棒 - 我爱你们大家 - Oh, yeah. - I love you guys!
感受脉搏的跳动 That's our pulse, man.
我很感激我们一起踏上这最后的征程 I am so thankful we are all here together on this last ride.
大家闭上眼 Everybody close your eyes...
让我们感激这一切 不是作为单独的六人 而是一个整体 and let's just appreciate it, not as six beings, but as one.
一个团结的整体 他妈的团结的整体 As one. As one unit, man. As one fucking unit.
作为一体 我们必须团结一致向未来前进 As one. We've got to move into the future as one.
- 团结一体 集体前进 - 过去已经结束 - As one unit. Moving as one. - The past is over!
操 Shit!
- 操 - 他妈的发生了什么 - Fuck! - What the hell happened?
- 妈的从我腿上起来 - 操 - Get off my fucking leg! - Fuck!
大家都还好吗 Is everybody okay?
不好 我他妈不好 一点都不好 No, I'm not fucking okay! I'm not okay at all!
哎哟我操 有人受伤了 Oh, shit. Hey, we got a man down!
- 这怎么弄的 - 他撞到了头 - Where'd that come from? - He hit his fucking head there.
- 噢 操 - 他还清醒 - Oh, shit. - He's okay.
你们朋友得了二级脑震荡 还需要缝针 Your friend suffered a Grade 2 concussion and required some stitches.
- 所以他能活下来吧 - 对 - So he's going to live? - Yes.
他需要住院48小时以待观察 He'll need to stay here for 48 hours of observation.
他在这里 He's in here.
我的瞳孔放大了吗 My pupils bugging out?
- 淡定 - 你觉得她发现了吗 - Be cool. - You think she knows?
我操 Oh, shit, man.
嘿 Toby Hey, Toby.
- 你怎么样 兄弟 - 兄弟 感觉如何 - What's up, buddy? - Hey, bro. What's up?
嘿 我他妈太抱歉了 Hi, guys. I'm so fucking sorry.
哪有 我不应该让你伸手的 No, I shouldn't have reached for you, man.
我不应该闭眼睛 I shouldn't have closed my eyes.
呃 这倒是对的 Well, that's definitely true.
操 你当时是怎么想的 Fuck, yeah. What were you thinking?
- 喂 对他温柔点 - 温柔个屁 他好着呢 - Hey, go easy on him. - Easy? He's fine.
对吧 Right?
嗯 我没事 但是卡车 Yeah, I'm fine, but the fucking truck...
嗯 卡车被拖走了 Yeah, the truck is towed.
要好几天才能修好 It's going to take a few days to fix it.
我想我们能担得起费用 但是车上的涂鸦就不清楚了 I think we can afford it. I don't know about the paint job.
可能无法恢复原状 但是我尽量吧 It won't be original, but I can get it close.
你很痛吗 Are you in pain, man?
对 他们给我吃了点药 但是那药太烂了 Yeah. They gave me a little bit something, but it's shit.
嗯 我感觉到了 Yeah, I'm feeling that.
- 你在干什么 - 灵气疗法 我是三级治疗师 - What are you doing? - Reiki. I'm a Level 3 healer.
噢操 Oh, shit.
这他妈太糟心了 This fucking sucks.
喊麦的没有了 鞭子没有了 服装也没有了 No fucking M.C. No fucking whip. No fucking costumes!
把服装全扔车外去了 That was a brilliant idea,
真是个好主意啊 真傻逼 throwing the costumes out the window? Stupid!
- 冷静点 兄弟 - 不 这是预兆 好吗 - Just chill, man. - No, it's an omen, okay?
这是预示 It's a sign.
我们出现在这里是命中注定的 好吗 We're exactly where we're supposed to be. All right?
拜托你现在别扯"甘地先知"这一套吧 Please spare us the fucking Gandhi routine right now!
你内心有太多愤怒 You have so much anger, man
它们累积在你的心脏脉轮里 产生了毒性 and it is all in your heart chakra, and it's fucking toxic.
- 我都不知道你说的什么意思 - 淡定一点大伙 - I don't even know what that means! - Guys, just chill.
这只是摇头丸过后的低落期 振作点 Come on! This is the comedown from the Molly. Get a grip.
你他妈说对了这是低落期 You're goddamn right it's a fucking comedown.
这趟旅程结束了 This trip's over!
我只是想再一次踏上征程 我要的太多吗 All I wanted was one more fucking ride! Is that too much to ask?
嗷 Aw.
Richie要哭了因为 Is Richie gonna cry because
生活现在没有按照他的设想发展吗 life isn't exactly the way he wants it right now?
哦 好吧 执行官先生 Oh, okay, Mr. CEO.
为什么你不带着你的馊主意 Why don't you take your bullshit advice
回去说给你的员工们听 and give it to your fucking employees?
员工们 我只有一个员工 Employees? I have one employee,
而且我还付不起他的医疗保险 and I can't even pay for his healthcare.
但我还是拼了命地让公司运作 But I bust my ass every month to keep it going.
所以不要搞得像其他人没有麻烦似的 So don't act like we don't all have problems, all right?
随便吧 反正我说过 Whatever, man. I'm the one who
你跟着我们来是个馊主意 told you coming with us was a horrible idea.
今年馊主意可是层出不穷啊 兄弟 It's been the year of the horrible idea, man.
你想听听另一个馊主意吗 我这还有一个 You want to see another horrible idea? I got one for you.
看好了 Bam. There you go.
这里有个新鲜有料的馊主意给你 There's a nice, juicy horrible idea for you.
Brooke拒绝了吗 Brooke said no?
我都计划好了和她度过一生 Look, I had my life all planned out with her.
好吗 一切都准备得很完美 All right? It was all perfectly set up.
我准备好了房子 狗 周末看的<唐顿庄园> I had the house, the dog, Downton Abbey on the weekends.
英剧 上世纪英国贵族家庭的故事 我准备好了房子 狗 周末看的<唐顿庄园> I had the house, the dog, Downton Abbey on the weekends.
英剧 上世纪英国贵族家庭的故事
我甚至在沙滩上求婚 还准备了培根 I even did the proposal on the beach with bacon... 英剧 上世纪英国贵族家庭的故事
我甚至在沙滩上求婚 还准备了培根 I even did the proposal on the beach with bacon...
香槟和煎饼什么的 and mimosas and pancakes and all that.
然而鬼知道什么原因 我可能永远也不会懂 And for whatever reason that I'll probably never understand...
她想要别的 she wanted something else.
所以我跟着这趟车 So I came on this trip
和你们这群混蛋一起 只是想撑下去 with you fucks to just try to get on with it.
所以如果这一切在此时此刻结束的话我就日了狗了 So I'll be damned if I'll just let it end right here now.
你说得对 You're right.
你说得好有道理 You're goddamn right.
我们不能就此结束 We can't let the train stop here.
嗯 我们有大把大把的钞票要赚呢 老爹 No. We got a tsunami of dollar bills to get to, daddy.
- 我们身兼重任 - 太对了 - We're on a mission. - Fuck, yeah.
那个 Tobias 我们再找另一个喊麦吧 Look, we'll get another M.C. Right, Tobias?
这才是我说的正能量 That's the energy I'm talking about right there.
我们回家的时候再来接他 Look, we'll pick him up on the way home.
我们现在只需要租辆车 All we got to do is get a rental car.
我觉得我们不必再租一辆车 We're not gotta need a rental car, I don't think.
这可能又是个馊主意 但是 This is another horrible idea, but...
我在萨凡纳认识一个喊麦 I know an M.C. In Savannah.
美国乔治亚州大西洋岸港口城市 我在萨凡纳认识一个喊麦 I know an M.C. In Savannah.
美国乔治亚州大西洋岸港口城市
- 先生们 我能为你们做什么 - 你好 - Gentlemen. How can I be of service? - Hey.
呃 今晚Rome在吗 Uh, is Rome in tonight?
- 你是会员吗 先生 - 不是 - Are you a member, sir? - No.
我们不是会员 No, we're not members.
呃 Uh... Mm.
我以前在这里跳舞 那时这里还不是这样 I used to dance here, before it was this.
你能不能帮我个忙 告诉Rome我是Mike Lane Can you do me a favor and get my name to Rome? Mike Lane.
如果这样不行的话 And if that doesn't do the trick,
我们就不打扰你了 I guess we'll just stop bothering you.
就你跟我来吧 You can follow me.
你们在这待着 我一会回来 Y'all chill down here. I'll be back.
你好啊 What's up?
给我坐下 Sit your ass down.
Malik 很抱歉这么唐突 但他总是这么来影无踪 Malik, I'm sorry for the surprise, but a ghost is a ghost.
我们几分钟后楼下见 好吗 I'll see you downstairs in a minute, okay?
他们说"Mike Lane和他的朋友们" So they said, "Mike Lane and company."
- 对 - 你的朋友们都是谁 - Mm-hm. - Who's your company?
"坦帕之王"剩下的几个人 It's what's left of the Kings of Tampa.
噢 我猜猜 Oh, let me guess!
电影<鳄鱼邓迪>中主人公名 Houdini 20世纪著名魔术师 噢 我猜猜 Oh, let me guess!
玩过一点小魔术的鳄鱼先生吗 Mr. Crocodile Dundee done did a little Houdini act? 电影<鳄鱼邓迪>中主人公名 Houdini 20世纪著名魔术师
- 嗯 差不多吧 - 嗯 - Yep. Ahem. Seems so. - Mm.
如你所知 我三年前就主动退出了 Just so you know, I got out on my own accord three years ago.
但是现在你又来找我了 But yet here you are.
真让我好奇啊 Mike You got my curiosity, Mike.
我准你登台了 Floor is yours.
不 我只是正好在附近顺便看看 No, I was just in the neighborhood and wanted to see...
能不能上你这来借用一个"黑美人" if I could stop by and borrow a cup of brown sugar.
小子 我说你本性难移啊 Boy, I tell you, shit don't change, huh?
总是要先开个玩笑才说出你真正的目的 Always got to lead with a joke before you ask for what you want.
好吧 你都做了什么 So, what did you do,
把这里改成了乡间俱乐部之类的吗 turn this place into some sort of country club or something?
可以这么说吧 你知道的 在过去 Guess you could say that. You know, back in the day...
罗马帝国的时候 in the Roman Empire,
只要你向国王纳税 as long as you paid the emperor your taxes...
你就可以崇拜任何人 you could worship who you wanted,
无论何地 无论用什么方式 where you wanted, how you wanted.
自由曾经很廉价 Freedom had a small price.
你知道人们把什么看得比自由还重要吗 Do you know what people value more than freedom, Mike?
- 请告诉我是脱衣舞者 - 不 是美 - Please say strippers. - Nope. Beauty.
如果你真心想欣赏美 So if beauty is something you really wish to behold...
你可以在这欣赏到所有的美 you can behold all the beauty you want right here.
而我只要你按月交费就行了 懂吗 All I ask is for a little monthly fee, you know?
所以每月订购娱乐项目就是你做的买卖 So it's a subscription-based pleasure that you're selling?
真聪明 You got it.
让我带你转转吧 看看我们怎么做事 Why don't you let me show you around? See what we do here.
或许你能学点东西 Maybe you'll learn a little something.
音乐 Jodeci - Freek’n You
- 感觉如何啊 女王 - 很好 - How you doing, queen? - Good.
- 感觉很好吧 玩得开心吧 - 嗯嗯 - You feeling good? Having a good time? - Mm-hm.
好 Augustus先生 All right, Mr. Augustus,
继续照顾好这位美女 听见了吗 I want you to keep taking care of this beauty, you hear me?
- 是的 女士 - 好的 - Yes, ma'am. - All right.
音乐 Bando Jonez - Sex You
跳得太好了 宝贝 一如既往的漂亮 That was beautiful, baby, as always. Just beautiful.
好了 女士们 All right, ladies.
今晚都玩得开心吗 Are you having a good time tonight?
我也是这么想的 That's what I thought.
但你们知道在这里永远有一个女王 But you know there's always a queen up in here...
需要被提醒她有多美 who must be reminded of how beautiful she is.
别害羞 你在哪里 Don't be shy. Where you at?
噢 Ooh. Boom.
你出现了 There you go.
给我你的手 Give me your hand.
你知道你有多美吗 Do you know how beautiful you are?
女王们 她漂亮吗 Queens, ain't she beautiful?
你听见了吗 但是你知道吗 You hear that? But you know what?
如果你不相信我们的话 If you're not gonna take our word for it,
就让我们用行动证明 好吗 we just gonna show you. Okay?
那么 让我向你介绍 So let me present to you...
绝世可爱的 the absolutely adorable...
Andre Andre.
你叫什么 What's your name?
Caroline Caroline.
别害羞 这名字很美 Don't be shy. That's a beautiful name.
是取自我祖母的名字 It was my grandmother's.
她是做什么的 What did she do?
她是这个州第一个黑人杂货店老板娘 Um, she was the first female, black grocery owner in the state.
女强人 Strong woman.
你为什么来多米纳 除了来看舞 What brings you to Domina? Other than the obvious.
庆祝我的离婚 Celebrating my divorce.
所以你的朋友们带你来度过一个愉快的夜晚 对吧 And your girlfriends brought you out to have a good time. Huh?
你们做得很好 现在我来接手了 Caroline Good job. OK, I'll take it from here. Caroline...
你能为我坐在这里吗 would you mind sitting for me right here?
这样就很好了 That would be great.
以及最后一个问题 你最爱什么 And, um, one last thing: What's your favorite thing?
- 酒 - 酒 - Alcohol. - Alcohol.
好吧 酒 Okay. Alcohol.
我需要一些现场观众 I'm gonna need some crowd
来一起参与 所以听我的指示 participation on this one, so just follow my lead.
对 Yeah. Uh-uh-uh.
好的 Okay.
*小Caroline给我点时间* *Young Caroline Give a nigga half your time*
*她爱喝酒 但你不是来听我抱怨* *She like alcohol, but you ain't here to hear me whine*
*我看着你的背影 我试着保持耐心* *I'm looking at your backside I'm trying to stay patient*
*手都拍起来 大家起立鼓掌* *Make that thing clap, that's a standing ovation*
*独立的祖母不需要任何帮忙* *Grandma independent, she don't need your help*
*但你觉得自己做不到那样* *But you don't really feel that way about yourself*
*这就是为什么你说出自己的名字会感觉奇怪* *That's why the name feel funny in your mouth *
*你不相信自己 但是我相信你* *You don't believe it, but I can see it*
*操那个男人 他不懂你* *And fuck that dude, he don't get you*
*我才认识你就看出你很有魅力* *I know you cool and I just met you*
*8点来接你* *pick you up around 8*
*我可以来接你* *I can come and get you*
*在海边 我们来回传球* *on the coast, and we balling back and forth*
*就像乒乓一样 你烦恼全无* *like it's ping-pong and you ain't got a thing on*
*让我唱出你的主题曲* *let me sing your theme song*
*Caroline 这也许非常特别* *Caroline This could be something special*
*我对你的爱永不放手* *This love of mine will never let go*
*如果我能拥有你 我会好好对待你* *If I could make you mine Oh, I'd treat you so special*
*做我的爱人 做我的爱人* *Be mine Oh, be mine*
好 大家一起鼓掌 All right, I need y'all to clap on this one.
*Caroline 这也许非常特别* *Caroline This could be something special*
*我对你的爱永不放手* *This love of mine Could never let go*
*如果我能拥有你 我会好好对待你* *And if I make you mine Oh, I'd treat you so special*
*做我的爱人* *Be mine*
你为什么来这 Why are you here?
我和我朋友 呃 You know, me and the guys were, uh...
我们在萨凡纳附近 We were near Savannah.
我必须得来看看你 And I couldn't not see you.
好吧 Okay.
还有呢 And?
别笑我 我们要去脱衣舞大会 Don't laugh. We're going up to the convention and...
我也不知道 我们想狂欢一夜 I don't know, we're going to have one crazy night
给这事做个了结 to put this to bed and...
我不知道 我只是觉得可能会很好玩 I don't know, I just thought it could be fun.
脱衣舞大会 The convention?
你想告诉我你大老远来这 You mean to tell me you came all the way here...
找我 就是为了那个狗屁大会 to see me about that bullshit convention?
不是 我知道 No. Look, I know.
我只是觉得 I just thought it...
- 是个不错的机会 能让我们 - 不不不 - presented itself as an interesting opportunity for us to... - No, no, no.
对你来说也许是的 我去舞者大会干什么 For you maybe. What the hell do I need a convention for, Mike?
你不需要 我不是这个意思 让我说完 You don't. That's not what I'm saying. Let me finish.
打住 不行 No. Uh-uh. No.
自从你八年前不辞而别后 我都没和你说过话 I haven't talked to you for eight years since you walked out on me.
我不辞而别 Did I walk out on you?
因为如果我没记错 我去找了个工作 Because if I remember correctly, I went and took a job.
等我回来的时候 某人就不让我进门了 When I came back, someone wouldn't let me in the house.
Mike 你凭什么认为 Mike, what makes you think
过了这么久你还可以直接过来 that you can come up in here after all this time...
打个响指我就要给你帮忙 and snap your fingers and I'm supposed to do a favor for you?
好吧 Okay.
也许 Maybe...
我是个白痴 很抱歉 我 I'm an idiot. I'm sorry. I'm...
根本不是这个意思 not saying that at all.
是吗 Really?
我不需要你的帮助 I don't need a favor from you.
去他的大会 Fuck the convention.
不要 所有这些 Don't... All it is...
只是我们想把我们之间的事做个了结找的借口 is an excuse for us to try to put this shit between us to bed.
就是这样 That's all.
哦 该死 Oh, shit.
谢谢 Octavius Thank you, Octavius.
哦 你太棒了 Ooh. You're wonderful.
我的女王们 都过来 My queens, gather.
我需要你们 我需要你们 I need you. I need you.
你们遇到过鬼魂来到你门前的经历吗 You ever had a ghost come to your front door?
来自你过去生活中的 现在还会让你颤栗的鬼魂 A ghost from your past, one that still makes you shiver?
我今天遇到了一个 所以我需要你们的帮助 I had one today. So I need your help.
我需要你们帮我做个决定 I need you to help me make a decision
我是该把鬼魂留在坟墓里 of whether I should leave that ghost in his grave...
还是给他一次重生的机会 or give him an opportunity to be resurrected.
重生 Resurrected!
好吧 Okay.
今晚我送你们所有人一个小礼物 I got a little treat for y'all tonight.
是我过去认识的一个人 It's a man I knew...
名叫白巧克力 as White Chocolate.
有些人听过他另一个名字 Some might know him...
魔力麦克 as Magic Mike.
我们来看看这个麦克还有多少魔力 We're gonna see if he's still got some magic in that Mike.
你好 美人 Hello, beautiful.
你今晚想找点乐子吗 You down for a little fun tonight?
- 是的 - 好的 请坐 - Yes. - All right. Have a seat.
Mike Mike?
- 拜托 别这样 - 啊 - Come on, let's not do this. - Ah.
- 不要 - 嗯 - Mm. - Mm-mm.
Malik Malik?
*我会让你感觉到* *I'm gon' make you feel it...*
音乐 Jacquees feat. Rich Homie Quan and Lloyd Polite - Feel It *我会让你感觉到* *I'm gon' make you feel it...*
音乐 Jacquees feat. Rich Homie Quan and Lloyd Polite - Feel It
来吧 伙计 你能做到 Come on, man. You got this. 音乐 Jacquees feat. Rich Homie Quan and Lloyd Polite - Feel It
来吧 伙计 你能做到 Come on, man. You got this.
是啊 来吧 Yeah, come on!
好啊 宝贝 好啊 Mike Yeah, baby! Yeah, Mike!
*我会让你感觉到* *I'm gon' make you feel it*
*我会让你感觉到* *I'm gon' make you feel it...*
好啊 Yeah.
*你为什么想学坏* *tell me why you wanna be bad*
*流着汗叫我爹地* *Sweating while you callin' me daddy*
*让你体验前所未有的快感* *Giving you the best you ever had, babe*
*让我感觉你从来没有做过* *Make me feel like you ain't ever had it*
*让你尽情伸展* *Stretching you out like you are elastic*
*转身露出你的湿阴让我抚弄* *Turn around, poke it out so I can grab it*
*如体操般翻过身来* *Flip that ass over like we in gymnastics...*
*宝贝 告诉我你想再深一点* *Baby, tell me that you want it deeper*
*我永远不想拔出来* *I don't ever wanna come out*
*让你昏迷 让你沉睡* *Put you in a coma, you're a sleeper*
*我知道你的身体已经迷醉* *I know that your body's been drowsed*
*我会让你感觉到* *I'm gon' make you feel it*
*告诉我 你想不想变坏* *Tell me, do you wanna be bad*
*告诉我 你想不想变坏 宝贝* *Tell me, do you wanna be bad, babe*
*像机关枪一样啪啪地射出来* *With the shots, pow-pow You bust off like an UZI*
*我还需要一个床垫* *Think I'm gonna need another mat, babe*
*把我当作少年犯坐在我身上* *Back that ass up on me like I'm juvie...*
*我即将沉沦 转过来让我抚摸你的翘臀* *It's going down, turn around Let me feel yo booty*
*在你这里我是执勤的士兵* *I'm a private in your parts I'm at duty*
*女孩 尽情泉涌吧* *Girl, give it to me*
*宝贝 你让我想起我的吉普* *Baby, you remind me of my jeep-er*
*你身体上下摇晃的样子* *The way you body's bouncing up and down*
*如海啸飓风般汹涌* *Feels like a tsunami or Katrina...*
*我会让你感觉到* *I'm gon' make you feel it...*
看来 你又要走了 So seeing as though you are leaving again...
我让这位Andre照顾你们 I have Andre over here to take care of you.
你们想去哪里他都会带你们去 He'll take you wherever you want to go.
我们得出发了 We got to get on the road.
这真是 很有趣 不管怎样 我想 就是这样 This was, uh... This was fun. Whatever, I guess, that this was.
- 见到你很高兴 - 我也是 - It was good seeing you. - Likewise.
那么 So...
刚才是怎么回事 你们过去在一起跳舞 what was that? Y'all used to dance together?
呃 这 Uh... Yeah. Look, it's a...
这是个很长的故事 但 It's a long, long story, but, uh...
Rome和我在我们 Rome and I met each other
生命中一个有趣的时间点遇到了彼此 at a very interesting time in our lives and...
可以说我们之间有过感情 I guess you could say that we had a thing.
- 是啊 - 是真的 伙计 - Yeah. - For real, man.
- 我敢说你们肯定有感觉 - 是啊 - I'd say you had a thing. - Yeah, well...
直到我去和Dallas一起工作了 until I, uh, went to work with Dallas. Yeah.
那么她会来帮我们还是怎么 So is she going to come help us, or what?
不会 No.
不 我想这不可能 No, I don't think that's going to actually happen.
Rome喜欢待在自己的城堡里 她建它就是为了这个 Rome likes to stay in her castle. That's why she built it.
那么我应该走95号公路北 对吗 So I'm getting on 95 North, right?
对的 就在查尔斯顿出口 Yeah. It's just outside of Charleston.
她把地址发给我了 快到的时候我告诉你 She texted me the address. I'll tell you when we get closer.
- 需要领路吗 - 是的 谢谢 - You need a copilot? - Yes, please.
今晚真是疯狂 伙计 That was insane tonight, man.
- 谢谢 - 我是说真的 哥们 - Thanks. - I'm serious, dude.
- 今晚还不错 - 你的表演简直前所未有 - It was a good night. - Your stuff is revolutionary.
有时候歌会有点 Sometimes the songs are a little...
不 简直完美 你在逗我吗 No, man, it was perfect. Are you kidding me?
- 谢谢你这么说 - 你就是即兴发挥的 - I appreciate that. - You just made that up on the spot.
Rome喜欢我们把热情带到工作中 Rome likes us to put our passion in our work.
是啊 看出来了 我从没见过这样的 Well, it shows, man. I've never seen anything like that.
你的音乐有在别处用吗 Are you doing anything else with your music?
我想把它放到网上 I'm trying. I put it up online.
希望能借助社交媒体传播 但是 Hopefully it'll spread through social media, but...
老实说 这个专辑一出 honestly, with this E.P. Coming out, it's...
- 不错啊 伙计 - 但是很难吸引人们的注意力 - Cool, man. - It's hard to get people to pay attention.
因为网上每天都有太多的新东西了 Because there's so much shit that comes on the Internet every day.
我只想做真正的自己 I just want to stay authentic.
至少你还在尝试 你还在努力 At least you're trying, man. At least you're trying.
所以当初我才 That's why I moved down to
搬到佛罗里达 去做音乐 Florida back in the day, actually was to do music stuff.
- 真的 - 真的 - Really? - Yeah.
03年到05年我在迪士尼乐园的"米奇梦之旅"唱歌 I sang in "Dream Along With Mickey" At Disney World from '03 to '05.
- 什么 - 是真的 - What? - Yeah, man.
我一开始是唐老鸭的替补 For real, I started out as the Donald Duck understudy,
但第二年就演米老鼠了 but I was playing Mickey by my second year.
我和一个经纪人签约 I got signed by an agent,
签订了几个当地广告的角色 booked a couple regional commercial spots.
有一天我在广播上听到招舞者的广告 One day I heard an ad on the radio looking for dancers.
然后事情就那么发生了 哈哈 And you know how that shit goes, so... Heh-heh.
当我开始干这个的时候 我以为 When I started this, I thought...
我以为我会讨厌这个的 man, I thought I'd hate it.
但是现在 如果专辑火起来了 But now, if the E.P. Blew up tomorrow...
我可能会把这行作为兼职干的 I'd probably still do this on the side.
- 我说真的 - 你在逗我 - I'm serious. - You're shitting me.
你看见我每天能遇到多少妹子吗 还是免费的 Do you see how many girls I meet every day? For free?
免费的 我都不用买晚饭 我只要唱歌就行 For free! I don't got to pay for dinner. All I do is sing.
想想吧 Think about that.
这些姑娘在生活中每天都要面对男人 These girls have to deal with men in their lives every day who...
他们不聆听 也不问她们想要什么 don't listen to them, don't ask them what they want.
他们甚至不问她们想要什么 They don't even ask them what they want!
我们要做的就是问她们想要什么 All we got to do is ask them what they want.
而当她们告诉你的时候 就会觉得很美好 And when they tell you, it's a beautiful thing.
我们就像治疗师什么的 We're like healers or something.
没错 兄弟 Yes, man.
- 太他妈对了 - 我们就是 - Fuck, yes! - We are.
- 没错 - 我们是治疗师 - That's right. - We're healers.
我们是治疗师 伙计 We're healers, man.
我们可以做 我们可以 We can be. We can be.
我喜欢这样 I like that.
音乐 The Child of Lov - Give It to the People
- 谢谢你送我们 - 没问题 - Thanks for the ride. - No problem, man.
- 聊得很开心 路上小心 - 回来的话来看我们 - Good talking to you. Safe home. - Look us up when you get back.
你确定是这里 You sure this is the place?
我很确定 她说了 而且我收到了短信 Yes, I'm positive. She said it, and I got the text.
看来有人勾搭上土豪了 Looks like somebody hooked up with a trust fund baby!
我只是很对她的胃口 No, I just hit her with her favorite flavor,
乖乖 我们要住大房子了 baby, and we're living large.
Megan Megan?
有人吗 Hello?
Megan Megan?
吸引定律正在上演 There's some law of attraction going on here.
Megan 我是Tito 在吗 Megan! It's Tito! Hey!
哦 糟了 Oh, shit.
你们是谁 Who are you?
- 只是 呃 Megan的朋友 - 啊 - Just, uh, friends of Megan. - Ah.
Megan在吗 Is Megan here?
我女儿和朋友在外面 My daughter and her friends are outside.
你是谁 Who are you?
哦 你在搞聚会啊 Oh, you're having a party.
我们这就出去 你说Megan在这边的客房吗 We'll just go out. You said Megan is back this way in the guesthouse?
先等等 你们可不能像陌生人一样就这么 You hold on. Y'all can't just walk in my house...
闯进我的房子连杯接风酒都不喝 like strangers without having a hello drink.
你们都过来坐吧 You come on now and have a seat.
想喝什么 红葡萄酒 白葡萄酒 What you want? You want red? You want white?
我们有威士忌 我们有月光酒 你们都来喝点吧 哈哈 We got whiskey. We got shine. Y'all get some. Ha-ha.
先喝葡萄酒再喝月光酒怎么样 How about we start with wine and end with shine?
- 我喜欢这样 - 哈哈哈 - I like that rule. - Ha-ha-ha.
你们怎么不过来坐 来吧 Why don't you come sit right here? Come on.
- 哦 该死 - 太谢谢了 - Oh, shit! - Thank you so much.
闻起来真香 It smells good.
- 好啊 干杯 - 好的 干杯 - Well, cheers! - All right. Cheers.
眼神接触 Eye contact.
谢谢您的盛情邀请 女士 Thank you for your hospitality, ma'am.
别装模作样的 Quit that proper shit!
听着跟我前夫似的 You sound just like my ex.
你们都叫什么名字 What are your names?
我是Mike 这位是Tito Ken Richie I'm Mike. This is Tito, Ken, Richie...
呃 Uh...
- Ernest - Ernest Ernest - Ernest. - Ernest. Ernest.
我是Nancy Well, I'm Nancy.
这位是Mae Julia Diane还有Jessica And this is Mae, Julia, Diane and Jessica.
- 嘿 很高兴见到你们 - 很高兴见到你们 - Hey. Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
你们看着不像本地人 Y'all don't look like you're from around here.
我们是从迈阿密来的 We're from Miami.
- 佛罗里达 - 是啊 - Florida. - Yeah.
这哥们是俄亥俄来的 There's one in Ohio, dude.
在去美特尔海滩的路上经过这里 Just passing through on our way to Myrtle Beach.
- 哦 美特尔海滩 - 乡巴佬的里维埃拉 - Oh! Myrtle Beach! - Redneck Riviera.
Riviera 南欧沿地中海一度假胜地 - 哦 美特尔海滩 - 乡巴佬的里维埃拉 - Oh! Myrtle Beach! - Redneck Riviera.
你们应该去基洼岛试 Y'all should try Kiawah instead.
位于南卡罗来纳州查尔斯顿外 你们应该去基洼岛试 Y'all should try Kiawah instead.
是啊 我听说那里非常棒 Oh, yeah, I heard that's real nice, ma'am.
"是啊 我听说那里非常棒 女士" "Oh, yeah, I heard that's real nice, ma'am."
- 听他说的 - 我听起来像那样吗 - Listen to him! - Is that what I sound like?
你真逗 You're good!
该死 Damn.
别以为我不知道你们来和这些姑娘们做什么 Don't think I don't know what you're doing here with those girls.
你们怎么认识我女儿的 How do y'all know my daughter?
我们是在杰克逊维尔遇到她的 是在 We just met her in Jacksonville at a...
- 在一个酒吧里 - 酒吧里 - It was a bar. - A bar!
那真是我女儿 总是在交新朋友 Well, that's my daughter. Always making new friends!
那么 你们是做什么的 So, what do y'all do?
- 我们是 - 我 呃 - We are... - I, uh...
嘿 你们好吗 Hey! How are you?
- 嘿 - 你好 - Hey. - Hi.
- 你在这啊 - 嗨 你们在聊什么呢 - There you are. - Hi. What are y'all talking about?
帅哥们正要告诉我们他们是干什么的呢 The boys are just about to tell us what they do for a living.
是啊 我们 呃 Mm-hm. We, uh...
- 我有自己的家具公司 - 是啊 - Well, I have my own furniture company. - Yeah.
这位Tito是做酸奶生意的 Tito here is into yogurt.
冻酸奶 纯手工的 Frozen yogurt. Artisanal.
Ken是刚出道的演员 还是 Ken is a budding actor and, uh...
三级灵气治疗师 Level 3 Reiki healer.
所以如果你需要什么服务 So if you need any work done, uh...
Ernie是艺术家 他是画家 Ernie is an artist. He's a painter.
妈 他们是脱衣舞男 Mom, they're male strippers.
这才像话 Now that makes sense.
你们怎么不早说 Why didn't you say so in the first place?
- 那样介绍别人太他妈尴尬了 - 好乱 - It's fucking awkward to introduce somebody like that! - This is fucked up.
别说这些屁话了 Enough with that fucking language!
天哪 我从没想到我家里会来真正的脱衣舞男 My God, I don't think I've ever had a real live stripper in my house before.
- 你现在想到了 - 实际上 - You have now. - Well, actually...
- 术语是男脱衣舞者 - 哦 天哪 - ...the technical term is male entertainer. - Oh, my.
妈 他们不是为那个来的 他们只是朋友 Mom, they're not here for that. They're just friends.
当然不是 Of course not.
Diana 下楼给我们再拿几瓶酒 Diana, go down and grab us some more vino.
不不 别担心 我会拿酒来的 Nancy No, no! Don't you worry, I got this. I'll reload, Nancy.
好吧 亲 什么看着贵拿什么 Okay, baby. You just get anything that looks expensive.
你那小胳膊能拿多少拿多少 As much of the good stuff as your little arms can carry.
知道了 You got it.
我有力气 我去帮忙 I got arms. I'll help.
你是美国本土人吗 Tito Are you native American, Tito?
是的 我妈妈这边是 Yes, on my mother's side.
真的 我自己就行 不过谢谢了 Really, I've got it. Thanks, though.
你一个人不行 Oh, you do not have it.
从我看到的来说 By what I just saw up there,
我们需要一头骡子 we are going to need a fucking pack mule...
来给那群人送酒 所以 to water that bunch. So I don't know...
来干活吧 let's fucking do this.
我以为你在纽约呢 I thought you were supposed to be in New York, by the way.
哦 等等 我们不在吗 天哪 Oh, wait, is that not where we are? Whoa.
嗯 Hmm?
我改主意了 I changed my mind.
那意味着你要跳钢管舞还是不跳呢 因为 So does that mean you are gonna be on the pole or not gonna be on the pole? Because I mean,
"Dolly咪咪在主台上为你们表演 小伙子们" "Dolly Titz on the main stage, coming up for you, boys.
"拿出你们的钞票" Get your dollar bills out and
"点亮她美好的一天"听起来棒极了 let's brighten her day" Sounds awesome to me.
呵 呵 Ha, ha.
圆得不错 阴蒂 Nice callback, Clitoria.
我随手就拈来 忍不住啊 It's low-hanging fruit. I can't help myself.
现在你怎么打算的 What's the plan now then?
- 现在吗 - 是啊 - Currently? - Yep.
给楼上的酒鬼找到合适的酒 Find the perfect dynamite for that powder keg upstairs and...
看着她们喝炸 watch it blow.
好吧 Okay.
我们要找什么 What are we looking for?
年头久又贵的 融合楼上气氛 Something old and expensive. To fit in upstairs.
好啊 Cool.
我觉得都一样 They all look the same to me.
种族歧视 Racist.
- 这个呢 - 1959年 拉菲酒庄 这个可以 - Hmm? - 1959 Château Lafite. That'll do.
我听到的是 You see, what I hear
那哥们没管好自己的破事 is that guy isn't taking care of his own shit.
如果你自己都不愿意修剪树枝 How are you going to expect your lady to trim the hedges,
你怎么能指望让你女朋友去修篱笆 if you're not willing to prune the tree?
我有个三日速成法则 I have a three-day max growth rule.
- 真的 - 太他妈对了 女士 - Really? - Abso-fucking-lutely, ma'am.
- 哇 - 原谅我的脏话 - Wow. - Pardon my language.
- 少来了 - 酒来了 - Oh, please. - We got wine!
- 满满一篮子酒 - 我们拿了一篮子酒 - A basket full of wine! - We got a basket of wine.
你错过了好多老公轶事 You are missing out on some husband tales in here.
是前夫轶事 Or ex-husband tales.
Julia和我正想把Mae和Diana引诱到阴暗世界来 Julia and I are trying to lure Mae and Diana over to the dark side.
用你的原力啊 Nance Use the Force, Nance.
来吧 Mae 到你了 Come on, Mae, it's your turn.
来吧 Mae Come on, Mae.
来吧 Mae Come on, Mae,
我们都知道爱情并不都是鸟语花香的 we know it ain't all peaches and roses in that bedroom.
不要这么沉默嘛 Cone of Silence here.
好吧 那我来说 Fine. I'll go then.
呃 给你们讲个瞎编的故事 Ugh. Here's a whopper for you.
- 开始了 - Roger是我唯一睡过的男人 - Here we go. - Roger's the only man I've ever slept with.
- 可怕 - 然后你就要再来点酒了 - Terrible. - Then you are going to get more wine.
是啊 Yeah.
我在17岁把第一次给了他 然后就那样了 I lost my virginity to him when I was 17, and that was that.
生了两个美丽的女儿 Two beautiful daughters...
但是一生只享用过一根鸡巴 but only one penis my entire fucking life.
悲剧的是 我当时太天真 不知道他是基佬 Sadly, I was too naive to recognize that he was a gay man.
妈 那个可说不准 Mom, you don't know that.
我已经够准了 我知道他喜欢我把手指 Oh, I knew enough. I knew he really liked it when I put my fing...
妈 我不想听 Mom! No! I don't want to hear that.
- 你非听不可 - 也没有那么糟 - Well, you need to hear this! - It's not so terrible.
因为我把人生全浪费在了一个男人身上 Because I pissed away all of this on one man.
你们不要犯同样的错误 And you are not going to make the same mistake.
- 懂了 - 这就是为什么我告诉姑娘们 - Got it. - That's why I tell these girls...
要广泛涉猎 to play the field.
无休无止 直到你找到那个 And don't stop until you find one that...
让你彻底折服的人 rocks your fucking socks off!
- 我的座右铭 - 听听 哈哈哈 - My motto. - Hear, hear! Ha-ha-ha.
Nancy 男人也一样 Well, you know, Nancy, that plays both ways.
我的经历不比任何人差 I think I've had as good a run as anybody.
但我会毫不犹豫 But I'd trade it all in a heartbeat
牺牲一切去换取家庭 妻子 孩子 to come home to a wife, a kid...
和爱我的人 people that love me.
内心的空洞永远无法弥补 That hole is never going to be filled.
船已出航 That ship fucking sailed.
哇 Wow.
我 I...
- 我觉得我的灵魂死了一点 - 我爱你 Ernie - I think my soul just died a little bit. - I love you, Ernie.
Hank和我从没开着灯做过爱 Well, Hank and I have never had sex with the lights on.
什么 What?
每次开始的时候 他就去把灯关掉 Every time it starts, he just goes and turns them off.
我试着给他暗示 但 And I try to drop hints, but, uh...
也许是我的问题 我不知道 Maybe it's me, I don't know.
不会吧 一次都没有 Come on. Never once?
没有 Never.
他没告诉你你有多美 He's not showing you how beautiful you are.
你美若天仙 知道吗 她美若天仙 不是吗 You're gorgeous. You know that, right? She's gorgeous, right?
我不是说你的妆容 I'm not just talking about the paint job.
我不是你的外表 I'm not talking about this vessel.
我是说你的内在 I'm talking about what's inside you.
我的工作是读取能量 而你的 I read energy in my work, and yours is...
纯净而甜美 pure and sweet...
可爱又滋润 and loving and nurturing.
跟他谈谈 如果他不欣赏你 You gotta talk to him. If he is not gonna worship you,
会有一大堆人欣赏你的 there's a lot of guys out there who will.
这里就有一个 And the line starts here.
- 这屋里的其他人也是 - 绝对的 - Winds around this room too. - Absolutely.
你知道的 对吧 You know that, right?
别啊 别对我害羞 我想听你说 Good. No, don't get shy on me. I want to hear you say it.
你来主宰 Own it.
我不知道怎么和他说 I just don't know what to say to him.
告诉他你的幻想 Tell him what your fantasy is.
让他开着灯做 And make sure he does it with the lights on.
如果他不肯 那你们就有大问题了 If he doesn't, then y'all have a serious problem.
呃 我 Well, I, um...
我们大学相爱的时候 When we were in college and falling in love...
加拿大歌手Bryan Adams的歌曲 我们经常听"天堂"这首歌 we used to listen to that song "Heaven."
加拿大歌手Bryan Adams的歌曲
哦 天哪 没错 Oh, shit! Yes! 加拿大歌手Bryan Adams的歌曲
哦 天哪 没错 Oh, shit! Yes!
我超爱那首歌 I love that song.
*回想我们的青葱岁月* *Oh thinkin' about all our younger years*
- 好啊 - 来吧 - Yeah. - Come on.
*只有你和我* *There was only you and me*
*我们年轻 狂野 无拘无束* *We were young and wild and free*
- 能帮我拿一下吗 - 来吧 - Will you hold this for me? - Come on.
*现在没有什么能把你带走* *Now nothin' can take you away from me*
*我们曾在这路并行* *We've been down that road before*
*但已成为回忆* *But that's over now*
*你让我浪子回头* *You keep me comin' back for more*
*宝贝 你就是我要的全部* *Baby, you're all that I want*
*当你躺在我怀里* *When you're lyin' here in my arms*
*我很难相信 我们在天堂* *I'm findin' it hard to believe We're in heaven*
- 来吧 伙计们 - 好啊 - Come on, boys. - Yeah.
*爱是我需要的全部* *And love is all that I need*
*我在你心里找到了它* *And I found it there in your heart*
*这不难看出* *It isn't too hard to see*
*我们在天堂* *We're in heaven*
你感觉好吗 Do you feel good?
- 简直太棒了 - 哇 - That's wonderful! - Whoa!
我觉得Hank做不到这个 I don't think Hank can do that.
我就在你身边 宝贝 Doctor's in the house, baby.
随时为你服务 The doctor has checked into the building!
哦 谢谢你 Oh, thank you.
有你的啊 Ken Yeah! Fuck, Ken!
- 噢 - 怎么了嘛 - Whoo! - What the fuck?
你们知道那是我试镜的歌 Y'all know that was my audition song.
- 是吗 - 其中一首 -What? - Yeah, it was one of them.
真是太好听了 It's awesome.
哦 天哪 我爱死今晚了 Oh, God, I just love this fucking night!
我爱今晚 I love it!
我真希望我们风华正茂的时候认识你们 I wish we had known you guys back in our day, you know?
你依然风华正茂 女士 Well, I'd say it's still your day, ma'am.
谢谢 Richie Thank you, Richie.
站起来 Stand up.
- 哦不 - 来吧 站起来 - Oh, no. - Come on, stand up.
哦 天哪 看看你 你简直完美 Oh, my God, just look at you. You are just perfect.
该死的年轻帅哥 Damn young man
哦上帝啊 Oh, God.
瞧你这小样 我不想这么粗鲁的 Oh, damn, look at you. I hate to be rude, but...
你想解开我的衣服吗 You want to pop the hood.
好吧 Okay.
我的天 Oh, my God!
- 妈 - 别扫兴嘛 - Mom! - Oh, please!
你在里面的人都欲火焚身的时候 Of course, you're eating cake by yourself when...
一个人躲在这吃蛋糕 the fireworks are about to go off in there.
这两个没关系啊 This isn't concerning at all.
我能说什么呢 我就是喜欢蛋糕 What can I say? I like cake.
你知道外面到底是怎么回事吗 Do you have any idea what's going on out there?
一位女士就要 A lady is about to get...
我都不知道怎么说出口 I don't even know how to put it into words.
不了 我更爱吃饼干 No, I'm a cookie guy.
什么 What?
- 没错 - 这可是红丝绒蛋糕 - Yeah. - It's red fucking velvet.
无论啥时候我都宁愿 I would take a pack of
- 选择奥利奥而不是这个 - 你吃错药了吧 - Oreos over that bullshit any day of the week. - What's wrong with you?
哪有 饼干好吃死了 Nothing's wrong. Cause cookies are awesome.
我觉得我们之间无话可说了 Well, I don't think we have anything to say to one another.
如果你不想谈的话 If you don't want to talk about it or whatever
我不知道是不是和纽约有关 但直觉告诉我 I don't know if it's about New York, but I intuit it might be...
我该先去把菜刀藏起来了 I'm going to start hiding the kitchen knives in a minute.
说真的 就是这么明显 怎么了 Seriously, it is that obvious. What's up?
我在迈阿密的派对工作时遇见了一个摄影师 I met a photographer in Miami at this party I was working at.
他人很好 已婚 什么都有 He was nice and married and all of that.
他看了一眼我的照片 说我很有眼光 Took a look at my photos and said I had an eye.
又给了我提供了现场给他当助理的机会 Offered me a job right there on the spot as his assistant.
那很棒啊 That's cool. I mean
他有没有还提出要给你找个地方住 Did he offer a place for you to stay as well...
正好就是他家 而他太太恰好不在 that happened to be his house when his wife was away?
有吗 看来猜对了 That...? Yeah.
等等 你当时在场吗 Wait, were you there?
我在场 不过当时是女装 你不会认出我的 I was there, but I was in drag. You wouldn't have recognized me.
- 好吧 - 但我还是想说 - Mm. - But I just want to throw this out there though
这也许是上帝的安排 Um, this might be God's way
要再给你一次在美特尔海滩重生的机会 of giving you a second chance at Myrtle Beach.
是哦 任何值得一信的神 Mm. Any God worth believing in
都会在你需要的时候送来一堆丁字裤男 certainly sends you dudes in thongs when in need.
或者她只是恰巧知道有个迈阿密渣男 Or she just knows that some asshole in Miami...
- 她？ - 是 我的上帝是个妹子 - She? - Yes, my God is a she. Um...
她就是知道 She just might know that...
有个迈阿密渣男偷走了你的微笑 而你要讨回来 some asshole in Miami stole your smile, and you need it back.
我可以向你保证 脱衣舞男们 And I can guarantee you that strippers...
会给你超多微笑 让你忘了纽约的破事 will give smiles a-plenty and make you forget about New York.
就算不起效 还有快3000个妹子 And if that doesn't work, then there will be 3000 women there...
鉴于你对男人没性趣 seeing as you're not in a boy phase.
- 那真是诱人啊 - 当然 - That was quite a pitch. - Mmm.
当事情不按你设想发展时 When shit's not going your way,
和你的狐朋狗友们疯玩一场 getting a little crazy with some random friends...
也是种帮你解决问题的方法 has a way of helping you sort out your own shit.
这么说我现在算你的朋友了 So I'm your friend now?
你都看过我尿尿了 我可不知道 You've seen me pee. I don't know
有不是我朋友的人看过我尿尿 anyone that's not my friend that's seen me pee.
有点道理 Fair enough.
通常我不会信任一个饼干男 Look, I don't normally trust a cookie guy...
但我会考虑一下的 but I'll think about it.
有理有据 That's valid.
好吧 你慢慢考虑 Dolly All right. You think about it, Dolly.
我要回去喂那群恶狼了 I'm gonna go back in there and feed the wolves...
气氛要躁起来了 because it's getting a little rabid in there. All right?
顺便说 我叫Zoe It's Zoe, by the way.
Zoe 很高兴认识你 Zoe. Nice to meet you.
魔力 魔力麦克 Magic. Magic Mike.
早安 先生们 Morning, gentlemen.
- 早安 - 嘿 伙计 - Morning. - Hey, buddy.
- 大家都睡得好吗 - 不错 - Everyone sleep all right? - Yeah.
你们慢慢聊 You boys have fun.
你打炮了吗 Did you bangee?
你爽到了吗 Did you bangee?
- 没错 - 你上了她 - Yes. - You banged her?
她就是你命中的"水晶鞋"吗 Was she the glass slipper?
干得好 老兄 Yes, man!
那位漂亮 善良的女士是你的"水晶鞋" That beautiful nice lady was the glass slipper?
- 她能完全合你的"脚"吗 - 哇 - Hold it. Every inch? - Wow.
你俩之间有种疯狂的联系 我能感觉到 Y'all had a crazy connection. I could feel it.
我真为你感到开心 I'm so happy for you.
开玩笑啊 What?
你一定是在逗我 你肯定在开玩笑 You got to be kidding me. You got to be fucking joking.
- 这是给我们的吗 - 是前夫的 - This is us? - It was the ex-husband's.
她不在乎这车回来的时候是个什么样 She didn't care what shape I brought it back in,
只要我能把这宝贝带回来就行 as long as I brought it back.
美国黑人篮球运动员 只要我能把这宝贝带回来就行 as long as I brought it back.
美国黑人篮球运动员
真没想到她嫁的是个"Shawn Kemp"啊 Didn't realize she'd actually been married to Shawn Kemp. 美国黑人篮球运动员
- 帅 - 好车 - Pimping! - Sweet!
真是台靓车 Beautiful piece of machinery.
我的老天 Holy shit!
我们这场美特尔之行绝对屌爆 绝对 We're gonna kill on the strip in Myrtle. This is gonna kill.
音乐 Ray Lamontagne - No Other Way
先生们 欢迎 我们期待已久了 Gentlemen, welcome. We've been expecting you.
Davidson太太提前打过电话了 Mrs. Davidson called ahead,
升级了你们的房间 还订了个会议室 upgraded your rooms and booked you our conference space.
- 过得怎么样Davidson太太 - 还不错 - Oh. What's up, Mrs. Davidson? - Yeah.
我懂Davidson太太 I know what was up Mrs. Davidson!
真是够了 伙计 That's sick, man.
- 不是吧 快滚出来 - 来吧伙计 - No! Get out of here! - Come on, man.
你们还好意思让我等两个小时啊 So you think it's okay to have me wait for you for two hours.
当然不好意思 但应该提前打个招呼嘛 It's not okay, but someone should've told me.
别说我从没为你做过什么了 Don't say I never did anything for you.
我绝对不会那么说的 我保证 I ain't never gonna say that, I promise you.
- 看看你 - 过得好吧 - Look at this. - What's up?
- Rome你过得怎么样 - 还好吗伙计 - How you doing, Rome? - What's up, man?
所以整场一共3000位女士对吗 So 3000 women, man?
三千人 你有什么主意吗 Three thousand women. You got some ideas?
- 当然 我有想法 - 她们绝对措手不及 - Yeah, I got some ideas. - They ain't ready for you.
音乐 Rod Temperton - The Groove Line
晚安 Good night.
- 晚安 各位 - 再见 伙计们 - Good night, y'all. - Later, guys.
你的酸奶在哪儿呢 我要饿死了 Where is your yogurt now, man? I'm starving.
我也是 Yeah.
你真觉得这样能成吗 You really think it's going to work?
你觉得我能成功吗 You think I can pull this off?
- 什么 你说卖酸奶吗 - 是啊 - What, the yogurt truck? - Yeah.
当然了 Yeah. Absolutely.
希望如此吧 Man, I hope so.
我希望能维持下去 因为没什么 I hope I can keep it afloat. Because nothing...
能比它更棒了 feels that good.
除了上台以外 Other than being onstage.
但那正是事能成的原因啊 你这么热爱它 But that's why it's going to work. You love it too much.
我不想骗你 这事做起来肯定不容易 Look, I'm not gonna lie to you. It's not gonna be easy.
如果你想的话 我在回去的路上 If you want, on the way back down,
我会把你现有的给你过一遍 I'll go over everything you got.
我们会挺过去的 We'll go through it.
- 能吗 - 肯定能 - Yeah? - Yeah.
那就太棒了 That'd be cool, man.
我理解你离开的原因 You know, I get why you left.
我只是很高兴你能回来 I'm just glad you're back.
登 记 处
好了 催眠术队 All right, Hypnotize. 登 记 处
记得去看看音响和灯光 他们会帮你的 Make sure you see sound and lighting. They'll hook you up. 登 记 处
记得去看看音响和灯光 他们会帮你的 Make sure you see sound and lighting. They'll hook you up.
去吧 大赚一笔 给他一把置物柜的钥匙 Go on, make some money. Give him a locker key.
下一组 Next!
Paris Paris?
我的亲娘咧 Holy fucking shit.
- 你们来这干嘛来了 - 你好 - What are y'all doing here? - Hi.
- 给妈妈一个抱抱 - 你过得还好吧 - Give your mama some sugar! - How are you? How are you?
- 孩子们总会回来的 - 嗯哼 - They always come back. - Mm-hm.
我过得不错 但有点搞不明白 I am great. I'm a little confused,
Dallas没告诉过我你们要来啊 because Dallas didn't let me know y'all were coming.
- 他人呢 - Dallas没有来 就是我们 - Where is he? - Dallas is not coming. It's just us.
- 宝贝 我没有位置可以给你们了 - 拜托 你肯定有 - Baby, I don't have a spot for you. - You got a spot for us, come on.
甜心 你知道规矩的 你们又不特殊 Honey, you know how this works. You're not special.
特别是你 你都隐退多久了 Especially you. You've been out! How long?
- 别担心这个 - 有几年了吧 - Don't worry about it. - A couple years?
- 你肯定能给我们找个位置的 - 你都很久没跳了 看看你 - You can find us a spot. - You've not been dancing. Look at you.
- 你还在状态吗 - 就跟骑单车一样简单 - Are you even in shape? - It's like riding a bike.
不好说 I don't know.
瞧这是谁啊 大蠢蛋Rick 你怎么样 Who's this? Big Dumb Rick? How you doing?
- 我叫"混蛋" - 好吧 - It's "Dick." - Okay.
- 但没人替你们喊麦啊 - 当然有 - So you don't have an M.C. - We do have an M.C.
你们没人喊麦 我又能怎么办呢 You don't have an M.C. What am I supposed to do?
我们有人喊麦 We do have an M.C.
嘿 美人 Hey, gorgeous.
你他妈在逗我啊 Shut the fuck up.
嘿 过得怎么样 Hey. How you been?
- 你过得还好吗 - 还好 - How have you been? - Good.
那现在你有位置可以给我们了吗 So you got a spot for us?
我知道的一切都是这女孩教我的 This girl taught me everything I know.
10点20那场是谁 保险杠磨床组合 Who is at 10:20? Bumper Grinders?
好 All right.
为了她 For her.
- 就10点20吧 - 这就是我爱你的原因 - 10：20. - That's why I love you.
那可是黄金时段 That's a money spot.
我希望你们在那场可以好好赚一笔 I expect y'all to make some money in that spot.
谢谢你 Thank you.
音乐 Jungle - Busy Earnin'
- 膝盖怎么样了 - 情况不乐观 - How are the knees? - Rotten.
怎么了 你还好吗 Yeah? You good?
说实话 To tell you the truth,
以美国为首的驻海湾多国部队向侵略者伊拉克发动的大规模空袭行动代号
从"沙漠风暴"行动后我还没这么紧张过 I haven't felt this nervous since Desert Storm. 以美国为首的驻海湾多国部队向侵略者伊拉克发动的大规模空袭行动代号
什么 What? 以美国为首的驻海湾多国部队向侵略者伊拉克发动的大规模空袭行动代号
什么 What?
我们都认识多久了 How have I known you this long
我都不知道你还参加过"沙漠风暴"行动 and I don't know that you were in Desert Storm?
一直没机会提 Just never came up.
我不知道 我和你 我们从没 Look, I don't know, me and you, we haven't really...
真正有机会好好聊聊 had a chance to have our moment.
我们没问题了吧 Are we good?
Mike 当我给你打电话的时候 You know, Mike, when I called you...
我不是逗你玩儿 I didn't call to fuck with you.
我打电话是因为我想你了 伙计 I called because I missed you, man.
看我的毒牙 让她自己做决定 Read my fangs. Let her make her own decisions.
- 管它呢 - 冷静 伙计们 - Whatever. - Chill, guys!
我上了Bella I fucked Bella!
该死 Shit.
- 是谁在外头那么火啊 - 狗屁吸血鬼那套 - Who's killing it out there? - Fucking vampire bullshit!
你们看到了吗 Did you guys see this?
他们在演暮光之城那套 扫荡全场 They're doing a fucking Twilight routine and mopping up.
那些年轻人们都长大了 讲得通 All those tweeners are growing up. Makes perfect sense.
- 那倒是 - 没错 - That's true. - Yep.
老兄 我只是不想把这次搞砸 Well, dude, I just don't want to fuck this up.
你不会搞砸的 You're not going to fuck this up.
而且要是万一 And look, on the off chance that
我们真的搞砸了 谁又在乎 we actually go out there and shit the bed, who cares?
- 别这么说 - 为什么 去他的吧 - Don't say that. - Why? Fuck it.
听着 我爱你们每个人 这段旅程既荒唐又奇妙 Look, I love you guys. This trip has been ridiculous and amazing.
所以拜托不要让我说出 So please do not make me give the whole:
"一切不在于我们会如何表现" "It's not about how we go out there and do it,
"而是在于我们能一起登上这个舞台"这种话好吗 it's about getting there go out there and do it" Speech...
虽然我刚已经说出来了 that I just gave you.
好了 Okay.
Richie 你是谁 你不是消防员 Richie, what are you? You're not a fireman.
你是谁 What are you?
我是个 I'm a...
男脱衣舞者 male entertainer.
没错 我们是 Oh, yeah. What are we?
- 男脱衣舞者 - 好了 上吧 - Male entertainers. - Come on, get it in.
嘿 等等 Hey! Hold that up!
这可不是兄弟会时间 这是秀场 你们准备好了吗 It's not bro time, it's show time. Are you guys ready?
- 我们准备好了 - 来吧 让我们上吧 - Yeah, we're ready. - All right, come on, let's do this.
准别好了吗 一 二 三 Ready? One, two, three.
男脱衣舞者 Male entertainers.
我们是脱衣舞男 脱衣舞男 We're strippers. We're strippers.
哇哦 热烈鼓掌吧 Whoa! Yes, give it up!
感谢暮光之城的钢铁汉子们 Oh, Men of Steel in the Twilight routine!
真是性感极了 我能听你们都说"性感"吗 Oh, that was hot! Can I hear y'all say "Hot"?
性感 Hot!
真是热情的南方式欢迎啊 That's a nice Southern welcome.
好了 All right.
我知道这并非比赛 Now, I know this is not a competition...
但你们都会在今晚与你们的最爱一起回家 but y'all are gonna go home with your favorites tonight.
我一直都很喜欢的脱衣舞男之一 One of my all-time favorites...
马上就要在台上现身了 is making an appearance on this stage after a little while away.
魔力小舞男 Magical little dancer.
他是走了一段时间 不过他又回来了 He's been gone a little while, but he's back.
他和魔鬼勾搭到了一块 He has hooked up with the devil himself...
而今晚他将携几位朋友重回舞台 and he is back tonight with those friends...
来取悦各位美女佳人 他们来了 to entertain your beautiful selves. Here they are.
复生 Resurrection!
*晚上好 朋友们* *Good evening, friends.*
*这就是你们来这的原因* *This is what you came here for.*
*火箭发射倒计时 五 四 三 二 一* *Liftoff in five, four, three, two, one...*
*点火* *Ignition.*
*看好了* *Hold this.*
*敬请期待* *Just wait until you see what we got coming up.*
你们喜欢吗 女士们 Did you like that, ladies?
对你们来说够好吗 Was it good to you?
如你们所知 我叫Rome Well, just so you know, my name is Rome.
今晚将由我来喊麦 I'll be your M.C. Tonight.
女士们 介意我以女王称呼在场各位吗 Now, ladies, do you mind if I refer to you all as queens?
因为在场的每一位都是女王 Because every last one of you up in here is a queen
永远不要忘记 and don't you ever forget it!
现在 说到这里 Now, with that being said...
你们准备好被崇拜了吗 are you ready to be worshiped?
你们准备好被捧上王座了吗 Are you ready to be exalted?
你们准备好去迎接那些 Are you ready to meet a special kind of beast...
能让你们容光焕发的神兽了吗 that can bring all the beauty out in you?
话不多说 让我们请出今晚第一位国王 Well, without further ado, we have our first king tonight.
Tarzan Tarzan.
我不知道你们怎么想 女王们 I don't know about you, queens...
但我会让那野兽将一切 but I'd let that beast throw
他想要的加诸于我 无论何时 whatever he wanted on me any day!
你知道为什么那些对立炼金术能如此让人满足吗 You know how the alchemy of opposites can be so satisfying?
正是因为冷热比例协调 完美交融 Have a little bit of cold with a little bit of hot.
欲拒还迎 欲语还休 Have a little bit of yes with a little bit of no.
你知道我们有多想让我们的王 And you know how we like our kings to be really,
变得甜蜜 really sweet and really, really...
又坚挺 hard all at the same time.
遵命 上帝 Yes, Lord.
我这就向你们介绍糖果之王 I introduce to you our candy king.
Tito Tito!
音乐 50 Cent - Candy Shop
女王们 那难道不算是美味的甜点吗 Now, queens, wasn't that a tasty treat?
途径那一扇扇紧闭的门扉 You know, past those closed doors
你有没有厌倦 每个人都试图告诉你 don't you get tired of everybody trying to tell you...
怎样算一个"好女人" what is a "Good woman"?
一个好女人该如何谈吐 How a good woman talks?
一个好女人该多么性感 How a good woman should be sexed?
有时让你只想要 Sometimes you just want
一个人来问你 你想要什么 somebody to ask you what you want and just...
并且给你所想 give it to you just like that.
还在你耳边低语 "感觉如何" And then whisper in your ear, "How does it feel?"
我为你们献上又一位王 女士们 I got the king for you, ladies.
国王Ken King Ken!
音乐 Untitled (How Does It Feel)
*女孩 一切取决于你* *Girl, it's all on you*
*随你心而动* *Have it your way*
*如果你想 你就能决定* *And if you want, you can decide*
*如果你要我* *And if you'll have me*
"我就能给你" *I can provide*
*你所渴望的一切* *Everything that you desire*
*如果你有了感觉* *If you get a feeling*
*感我所感 宝贝* *Feeling that I am feeling, baby*
*为什么不再靠近一点 近一点* *Won't you come closer, closer*
*靠近我呢 宝贝* *To me, baby?*
*这样你就已拥有我* *Mmm, then you've already got me*
*无论何时何地* *Right where you want me, baby*
*而我* *And I*
*我只想做你的男人* *I just want to be your man*
*感觉如何 宝贝* *How does it feel, baby?*
*我想知道你感觉如何* *I wanna know How does it feel?*
*我想知道感觉如何 宝贝* *I wanna know How does it feel, baby?*
*让我褪去你的遮蔽* *Let me take off your clothes and now*
*你感觉 你感觉如何* *How does it How does it*
*让我向你展示我所说的一切* *Let me show you What I'm talking about, baby*
*告诉我你感觉如何* *How does it feel, baby?*
*是的 没错* *Yeah, yeah*
*告诉我你感觉如何* *How does it feel, baby? Yeah*
*我想知道你感觉* *I wanna know How does*
*你感觉如何* *How does it feel?*
尖叫着为Ken鼓个掌吧 Y'all give it up for my boy Ken right now, with the pipes.
你们都听到那些高音了吗 Y'all ladies hear those high notes?
但现在该来点更严肃的了 But now on to a more serious subject.
亲爱的 Dearly beloved...
我们相聚在此 we are gathered here in the
北半球所有的男脱衣舞者聚一堂 presence of every male entertainer in the hemisphere.
你们每年都如此 每年都表现出彩 Y'all do this every year, and every year you do it well.
躲猫猫 不多言 You do it well, that hide and seek, that don't go tell...
别关系 你可以摸 It's okay, you can touch.
这里的每个女人都值得 ...that every woman in this room deserves.
但就是因为有那么多美女 而我们人太少 And simply because there are so many of you, and so few of us...
有些东西我们确实无法给予 there is something we simply can't give.
但我们今晚要尝试一下 But we're gonna try to tonight.
因为每个人都值得 Because everybody deserves just...
得到一份承诺 a little commitment.
*夜色如此美丽* *It's a beautiful night*
音乐 Marry You *夜色如此美丽* *It's a beautiful night*
音乐 Marry You
*让我们做些可爱的蠢事吧* *We're looking for something dumb to do* 音乐 Marry You
*让我们做些可爱的蠢事吧* *We're looking for something dumb to do*
*我的宝贝* *Hey, baby*
*我想和你结婚* *I think I wanna marry you*
*是因为你的眼神迷离* *Is it the look in your eyes*
*或是因为舞步翩迁* *Or is it this dancing juice?*
*无所谓 宝贝* *Who cares, baby*
*我想和你结婚* *I think I wanna marry you
*我知道林荫小道上有一座小教堂* *well i know this little chapel on the boulevard *
*我们可以去* *we can go*
*没有人会察觉 *No one will know*
*来吧姑娘* *Come on, girl*
*没人在乎我们是否烂醉如泥* *Who cares if we're trashed*
*我们带着满满的现金私奔* *got a pocket full of cash we can blow*
*把最贵的鸡尾酒挥霍殆尽* *Shots of Patrón*
*好戏开始 姑娘* *And it's on, girl*
音乐 Nine Inch Nails - Closer
*你让我亵渎你* *You let me violate you* 音乐 Nine Inch Nails - Closer
*你让我亵渎你* *You let me violate you*
*你让我玷污你* *You let me desecrate you*
*你让我插进去* *You let me penetrate you*
*你让我把你变得复杂* *You let me complicate you*
*救我 我的内心已经破碎* *Help me I broke apart my insides*
*救我 我已经没有灵魂可出卖* *Help me I've got no soul to sell*
*救我 只有一样还对我起作用* Help me, the only thing that works for me
*救我 帮我解脱吧* *Help me get away from myself*
*我想像野兽一样干你* *I want to fuck you like an animal*
*我想从里面感受你* *I want to feel you from the inside*
*我想像野兽一样干你* I want to fuck you like an animal
*我的存在有多少缺憾* *My whole existence is flawed*
*你让我靠近上帝* You get me closer to God
娶我吧 Marry me!
破坏我吧 拜托 什么 Ravage me! Please! What?
好了 冷静一点 女士们 All right, let's slow it down, ladies.
我们现在有很严肃的事情要说 We got some serious things to talk about right now!
好了 在场的各位中 All right, is there anybody up in here...
有谁没有做节育 that ain't on birth control?
不不 我要你们坦诚相待 女士们 Oh, no. I'm keeping it real with you, ladies.
因为接下来 Because there's about to
要上演的可是成年女性专享哦 be some grown-woman shit up in here tonight!
如果你没有在节育 我们 So if you ain't on birth control, we have...
左右两边有紧急出口指示灯 illuminated exit signs to your left and your right.
好吗 All right?
但我要找的是两个成熟女性 But I'm looking for two grown-ass women...
来应对即将上台的这些熟男 to deal with these grown-ass men coming to the stage.
什么 What?
等等 等等 Hold up, hold up, hold up.
这里就有位美丽的女王 I see me a beauty queen right here.
Zoe 我听说过你 Zoe. I heard about you.
我听说你已经极其成熟了 上台吧 I heard you real grown with it. Come here.
别害怕 Don't be scared.
给她点勇气 女王们 来吧 别抗拒 Give her some encouragement, queens. Come on, let's not hate.
我们都希望今晚幸运的是自己 但的确是她 I know we wish it was us tonight, but it's her.
她是那个幸运儿 她是 She's the lucky one. She's the lucky one!
谁说不是呢 What? Yeah.
好了 美人 请入座 All right, beautiful, have a seat.
别害怕 你会被好好照顾的 我保证 Don't worry. You're going to be well taken care of, I promise.
接下来的两位无需介绍了 These two don't need an introduction.
音乐 112 - Anywhere
"这里只有你我" "Here we are all alone"
"你和我 绝密隐私" "You and me, privacy"
"我可以满足你的幻想" "And we can do anything your fantasy"
"我想让你幻梦成真" "I wanna make your dreams come true"
"你能听到吗 她在呼唤我" "Can you hear? She's calling me"
*在你腿间 狂野嘶吼* *Between your legs, loud and clear*
*我想要回答她 想要和她做爱* *I wanna talk back to her, make love to her*
"我想要听你叫出我的名字" "I wanna hear you scream my name..."
*我亲吻着你 五指穿过你的黑发* *I'm kissing you running my fingers through your hair*
*在走廊里 楼梯间做爱* *In the hallway making love away beside the stairs*
*我们可以随时随地爆发* *We can do it anywhere*
音乐 Jeremih feat. Lil' Wayne and Natasha Mosley - All The Time
*清晨时分 当我想到你* *Early in the morning's when I think about you* 音乐 Jeremih feat. Lil' Wayne and Natasha Mosley - All The Time
*清晨时分 当我想到你* *Early in the morning's when I think about you*
*我像你所说那样抽打你* *I hit you like what you sayin'*
*在那些我想要操你的早晨* *And the morning's when I wanna fuck you*
*我如你所愿地抽打你* *Yeah, I hit you like what you sayin'*
*我可以一直一直干你* *I could fuck you all the time...*
"面对面 进进出出" *Face time on the go*
*她在远处就能让我勃起* *She gave me dome from the distance* "面对面 进进出出" *Face time on the go*
*她在远处就能让我勃起* *She gave me dome from the distance*
*她爱登上巅峰 也爱缓缓离开* *She love to climb on top but she love to walk off limping...*
*我可以一直一直干你* *I could fuck you all the time...*
音乐 R. Kelly - Cookie
*饼干 饼干 饼干 我是个饼干怪物* Cookie, cookie, cookie, I'm a cookie monster
*撕裂你的背脊 像剥开一只龙虾* *Break your back, crack it open like a lobster*
*我杀死那只猫 挖一座坟墓* *I kill the pussy, dig a grave*
*让她像麦穗一样抓挠棺木* *She grab the wood like grippin' Grain*
*我告诉她 凑上我的脸* *I told her put it in my face*
*让它湿润 让它啜泣如雨下* *Let it rain, let it rain*
*宝贝我爱吃甜食 没有什么比你更甜* *Girl I got a sweet tooth ain't nothin' sweeter than you*
*我要吃干抹净 直到你呻吟叫停* *I'm-a eat it up, beat it up till you holler out truce*
*我的床就是你的舞台 我将奉你为星* *My bed could be your stage and I'm-a make you a star*
*你的双腿搅动空气* *Your legs in the air and*
*而我手指深埋在你的饼干罐里 美味无比* *my hands all up In your cookie jar, like mmm*
*就像奥利奥* *Like an Oreo*
*我爱轻舔夹心 像奥利奥扭一扭打开* *I love to lick the middle like an Oreo turn it up*
*奥利奥 像块奥利奥* *Oreo, Oreo, like an Oreo*
*我想咬一口 伸进去 直到让你丢盔弃甲* *I wanna bite it and get inside it till I get you gone*
*想知道我怎么做的吗* *Wanna know how I get down?*
*你好奇我为什么是最强* *You wonder how I'm the best*
*我为什么光靠嘴就可以做到* *And how I can do all this with my mouth?*
*想知道我怎么做的吗* Wanna know how I get down?
音乐 D.J. Khaled feat. Faheem Najm and Ludacris - All I Do Is Win
我看到某人的笑容回来了 I see somebody got their smile back!
确实是 I did.