看見那個滿懷抱負的模特沒 See that aspiring model there?
那就是我 黛比 That was me - Deb -
直到我死的那天 until the day I died.
我以為我會直接上天堂的 I thought I'd go straight to heaven,
但是出了點小亂子 but there was a bit of a mix-up
結果我在別人的軀體中醒來 and I woke up in someone else's body.
所以現在我成了簡 So now I'm Jane,
一名擁有個人助理的超忙律師 a super-busy lawyer with my very own assistant.
我有了新的生活 新的衣著 I got a new life, a new wardrobe,
而唯一知道 and the only people who
真相的人 really know what's going on with me
是我的閨蜜史黛西 are my girlfriend Stacy
還有我的守護天使弗雷德 and my guardian angel, Fred.
我一直覺得世間萬事必有其因 I used to think everything happened for a reason...
好吧 我真希望我沒想錯 ...And, well, I sure hope I was right.
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等我整理一下頭緒 So let me get this straight.
就因為一隻鴿子朝我空投了一坨屎 Uh, just because a pigeon pooped on me,
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翻譯：餓得慌
我就該相信這是好兆頭 I'm supposed to believe it's good luck?
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校對：餓得慌 大衛熊 時間軸：Angelica
沒錯 在韓國文化裏就是如此 Yes, it is. In Korean culture.
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後期：青春的老頭子 總監：大衛熊
我可不是因為我爸媽開乾洗店才這麼說 And that's not just because my parents own a dry cleaners.
還真是不太明顯啊 Well...that is not too obvious.
什麼不太明顯 What's not too obvious?
他倆那啥了 They're doing it.
-那啥是啥 -你怎麼看出來的 - Doing what? - How do you know?
他倆目不斜視往前走 They're walking straight ahead
不和對方說話 and not talking to each other.
這種情況一目瞭然 That's how you always know.
-了然啥 -這不關我們的事 - Know what? - Well, it's so none of our business.
你們倆...當我是空氣啊 Am I...invisible?
借過 Excuse me.
現在方便麼 Is this a good time?
應該方便吧 簡 這位是莉莎 Yes, I think so. Um, Jane, this is Lisa.
莉莎·夏恩 我通常不跟律師說話的 Lisa Shayne. I don't normally talk to the lawyers.
我只是個臨時工 但是泰麗說不要緊 I mean, I'm just a temp, but Teri said it would be okay.
是啊 沒問題 Yeah, that's fine.
我最近一直在上夜校 I-I've been taking night classes to
準備自學考試 complete my college degree -
總比沒有文憑強 對吧 better late than never, right?
我們系譜學的一項課後作業 And as part of my genealogy coursework,
就是要調查自己的DNA I had to research my own DNA.
於是我選了一種網上服務 So I used an online service,
寄了我的幾根頭髮過去 and I sent off a strand of my hair,
還有我母親的幾根頭髮 as well as a strand of my mother's hair.
結果報告出來 And when the report came back,
說我們沒有血緣關係 it said we were not related.
我想這也太扯淡了 於是我又寄了一遍 And that is just crazy, and so I sent it off again
這次我還寄了幾根我爸的頭髮 and I included a strand of my dad's hair.
報告出來的時候 又一次寫著沒有血緣關係 And when it came back, it said "not related" again.
我知道我不是領養的 Now, I know I'm not adopted because
因為我的出生證上寫著我爸媽的名字 my mom and dad's names are on my birth certificate.
但我已經想盡了辦法 But I have gone through everything.
-排除了一切可能 -說正題好麼 - I've researched every option. - Just get to the point!
我覺得我出生時被抱錯了 I think I was switched at birth.
-咱們去辦公室慢慢說 -好啊 - Let's go into my office. - Okay.
我和我爸不常見面 我也還沒告訴我媽 I don't see my dad much, and I haven't told my mom
因為她只有我一個孩子 because I'm her only kid,
如果這是真的 她會很難過的 and if this is true, she'd be devastated.
那你自己呢 Well, how about you?
我還沒考慮那麼遠 I haven't thought that far.
你要是沒考慮到就不會來這兒了 You wouldn't be here if you hadn't.
好吧 被你說對了 You know what? You're right.
是這樣的 我的親生父母 Look, um, maybe my biological parents
可能是西班牙的國王和王妃 are the king and queen of Spain,
也可能是貝克斯菲爾德的鑽井工人 or maybe they just pump gas in Bakersfield.
但是不管怎樣 我只想知道真相 but either way, I just want to know.
而且如果我找到他們 And if I find them,
也許我身上那些不合邏輯的地方 maybe it'll explain some of these little parts of me
就能解釋得通了 that don't make sense,
比如說為什麼我喜歡吃花生 like why do I love peanuts
但我爸媽都對花生過敏 but both my parents are allergic?
你知道花生不屬於堅果類吧 它屬於豆類 Did you know that a peanut's not a nut? it's a bean -
一種高蛋白木本豆科植物 a woody, high-protein legume.
好吧 我只是隨便舉個例子而已 Okay, well, that was just an example.
好吧 Right.
莉莎 你有沒有和醫院聯繫 Okay, Lisa, did you contact the hospital
要你的出生記錄 to get your birth records?
我和負責人談過了 I spoke to the administrator.
我把我的情況告訴了她 但毫無幫助 I told her my situation, and I got nowhere.
所以你就來找我了 And that's why you're coming to me?
沒錯 因為我只想知道真相 Uh-huh, 'cause I just want to know the truth.
我是說 如果我並非是自己所想的那個人 I mean, if I'm not who I thought I was,
那我究竟是誰 then who am I?
來吧夥計們 到桶裏游泳吧 Come on, guys, dive into the vat.
他們應該管這種糖叫做"蟲蟲巧克力" they should call this candy Choco-gnat!
蟲蟲巧克力 蟲蟲巧克力 Choco-gnat, Choco-gnat
他們應該管這糖叫做蟲蟲巧克力 they should call this candy Choco-gnat
太可惡了 你這是在砸我的招牌 It's outrageous. You are killing my business.
就因為你 現在公眾都覺得... Because of you, the public thinks this...
糖裏真的有蟲子 bug stuff is true.
堅果巧克力是斯特裏克蘭家族 The Choco-nut has been the Strickland family's
三代以來最暢銷的巧克力棒 best-selling chocolate bar for three generations,
-而這個卡通片 -很搞笑啊 - and this cartoon - - Is funny!
你既然這麼有錢 You're rich enough.
為什麼不給自己買點兒幽默感呢 Why don't you buy yourself a sense of humor?
我要這短片現在就從網站上撤下來 I want it off the 'net now.
它的點擊率已經上百萬了 It's gotten almost a million hits.
才只有三周而已 That's just three weeks.
這是誹謗 It's defamatory.
更別提有可能涉及到版權侵害 Not to mention a probable copyright infringement.
最高法院規定 惡搞屬於自由言論 Supreme court says parodies are free speech.
《週六夜現場》不就是最好的例子嗎 Look at "Saturday Night Live."
你因在流水線工作打瞌睡 You got fired off the assembly line
而被解雇 'cause you fell asleep on the job,
你這麼做是為了報復 and this is your revenge.
《週六夜現場》是個很搞笑的節目 "Saturday Night Live" is a funny show.
你不覺得嗎 don't you think?
沒什麼好說的 We're done here.
八十年代 關於蜘蛛卵的謠言 The rumor about spider eggs killed
毀了美味泡泡糖 Bubble Yum in the '80s.
你得阻止這謠言 Now, you got to stop this.
麥克斯 我為你安排了事務所 Max, you're with the best litigators
最優秀的律師 in the firm.
他們全權負責 They're all over it.
我感謝你的用心 I appreciate the sentiment,
別誤會 and, uh, well, don't take this the wrong way,
我的公司出錢幫你蓋了這會議室 But my company's business paid for
我希望你能出庭 this conference room. I want you in court.
門上寫的畢竟是你的名字 It's your name on the door.
你們倆做我的副手 You're both second chair.
莉莎... Lisa...
你猜怎麼著 Guess what?
你已經拿到醫院的出生記錄了嗎 You got the hospital records already?
我的朋友薩莫斯法官開了一張加急傳票 My friend Judge Summers got a speedy subpoena.
在聖凱瑟琳醫院 So, the day you were born,
與你同天出生的 there was only one other family
白種女嬰只有一個 that had a caucasian baby girl at St. Katherine's.
你們的出生時間只相差三分鐘 You were born three minutes apart.
-天啊 -這家人就住在城裏 - Wow. - Yeah. They live in town.
泰麗查到了他們的電話號碼 Teri is tracking down their number,
接著我會為你們安排一次見面 and then I am going to set up a meeting for you.
-見面 -沒錯 - A meeting?! - Yeah.
我覺得你會想見他們 I just assumed you'd want to meet them,
要一份DNA樣本 ask for a DNA sample,
看看他們到底是不是你的親生父母 and see if they're really your biological family.
我當然想了 Yes, of course.
我只是不想自己一個人去 I just - I don't want to go by myself.
簡 你願意陪我嗎 Jane, will you come with me?
拜託了 Please?
-沒問題 -好的 - Absolutely. - Okay.
我聽到你的鑰匙響了 I heard your key,
但我剛剛做了個護膚滴蠟 but I just did a paraffin dip,
按照安妮·海瑟薇的指導 as per Anne Hathaway.
-有沒有... -托尼打來的電話嗎 - By any chance, did - - Tony call?
當然有了 聽聽這個 He sure did. Check this out.
嗨 簡 我是托尼 Hey, Jane. It's Tony.
只是想確認一下明晚的約會 Just confirming tomorrow night.
我七點過去接你 I'll pick you up at 7:00.
再見 Later.
你聽到他說"再見"的語氣了嗎 Did you hear the way he said "later"?
隨意 帥氣 自信 Casual, cool, confident.
他對你相當有好感 He's totally into you.
那我為什麼還這麼緊張呢 So why am I totally nervous?
初次約會難免緊張 It's just first-date jitters.
你穿上那件扭線的黑色性感連衣裙 You'll put on that sexy, black, twist-front jersey dress,
就會馬上冷靜下來 and you will calm right down.
你說得對 You're right.
他說的是明晚 對吧 He said tomorrow night, right?
-對 -也許他來早了 - Yeah. - Maybe he's early.
你打算什麼時候告訴我你搬家了 When were you gonna tell me you moved?
我去了你以前的住處 I went to your old place,
結果開門的是個穿著短袍的菲律賓男人 and this Filipino man answered in a shorty robe.
好在泰麗給了我你的新住址 Thank god Teri gave me your new address.
你不想抱抱我嗎 Don't I get a hug?
嗨 我叫史黛西 是簡的室友 Hi. Uh, I'm Stacy, Jane's roommate.
很高興見到你 Oh, uh, nice to meet you.
我叫伊萊恩 I'm Elaine.
再多提供點信息給我 I need a little more than that.
這地方真棒 Great place!
我很喜歡錯層式的設計 Love the split level.
-史黛西 她是誰啊 -不知道 - Stacy, who is that? - I don't know.
但如果這是擅闖民宅的話 她人還真不錯 But if it's a home invasion, she's very nice.
你好 Hello?
我是泰麗 她到了嗎 It's Teri. Is she there yet?
-誰 -你媽媽 - Who? - Your mother.
我媽媽 My mother?!
你媽媽 Your mother?
媽 Mom.
我能看出來我最近沒在做噴霧曬膚嗎 Can you tell that I haven't been spray-tanning lately?
羅斯和瑪莎覺得我看起來太黑了 Rose and Martha think I look way too tan.
你覺得呢 What do you think?
你看起來...像以前一樣好看 You look...great as ever.
我白得像個鬼一樣 I'm pale as a ghost.
這讓我在棕櫚沙漠顯得很扎眼 And that really makes me stick out in Palm Desert.
通常我的膚色會介於 Usually, I'm somewhere between
伊娃·朗格利亞和烏比·戈德堡之間 Eva Longoria and Whoopi Goldberg.
前者是美國著名電視演員 後者是美國著名演員主持人
希望你不介意在沙發上過夜 Well, I hope you'll be comfy on the couch.
沒關係 Oh, it's fine.
我那椎間盤突出就忍著點吧 I'll just ignore my disintegrating disc.
你們兩個室友貌似很合拍 You two seem well-suited as roommates.
對 沒錯 Yeah, we are.
我們的關係超親密 We're super close.
要知道 即便你們不是"室友"關係 You know, if "roommate" is the wrong term,
我也能坦然接受 I'm open-minded.
-我們不是那種關係 -什麼關係 - It's not like that. - Like what?
咱們是室友 We are roommates.
對 但... Right, but...
親愛的 我回來了 Honey, I'm home!
你幫我鋪好床了 You made up my bed!
弗雷德 這是伊萊恩 Fred, this is Elaine.
我是簡的媽媽 I'm Jane's mother.
現在想起自我介紹了 Now she says it.
她要跟咱們住在一起 She's gonna be staying with us.
好的 很高興見到你 Well, it's great to meet you,
我敢說你會覺得睡在沙發上很舒服 and I'm sure you'll find the couch very comfortable.
可我睡在哪裏 where am I sleeping?
弗雷德最近在這裏借宿 Fred's been crashing with us.
直到我找到自己的住處為止 Only until I find a sweet pad of my own.
抱歉 我可以跟簡睡一張床 I'm sorry. I can sleep with Jane in her bed.
其實 今晚弗雷德可以睡在我床上 Actually, Fred can sleep in my bed tonight.
真的嗎 Really?
是的 我要跟科裏出去 Yeah, I'm going out with Corey,
而且我大概會在外面過夜 所以... and I'll probably stay the night, so...
等等 先別急於下結論 Well, wait. Let's not jump into anything.
我是說 如果你在吃晚餐的時候 I mean, what if you're at dinner
看到他沖女招待拋媚眼 and he winks at the waitress,
你就會說 "你幹什麼呢" and you're like, "What are you doing?"
而他會說 "我不屬於你" and he's like, "You don't own me!"
接著你會把酒潑到他臉上 and then you throw your drink in his face
結果他跟女侍者走了 and he splits with the waitress
扔下你一個人付賬... and leaves you with the check...
舉個例子而已 for instance.
你好怪哦 You are so kookie.
我得去換衣服了 I've got to get dressed.
我放棄了天堂 卻只換來一張空床 I gave up heaven for an empty bed.
那是首南方小雞的歌吧 Isn't that a Dixie Chick's song?
南方小雞：美國著名鄉村樂團體
你難以自拔 是吧 You got it bad, huh?
沒關係 親愛的 我理解你的心情 It's okay, honey. I understand.
自從《我為卿狂》被砍之後 我一直很寂寞 I've been lonely since "Mad About You" was canceled.
等等 Wait.
爸爸...怎麼樣了 What about...dad?
你能相信已經過去十年了嗎 Can you believe it's been 10 years?
-等等 他死了嗎 -我倒想 - Wait, he died? - I wish.
他在外面拈花惹草 He couldn't keep it in his pants.
抱歉 小簡 弗雷德 Sorry, Janie. Fred...
你可以跟我談談史黛西的事 Maybe you should talk to me about Stacy.
我是個很好的傾聽者 I'm a good listener.
我很願意跟你聊 伊萊恩 I'd love that, Elaine.
小簡... Janie...
給我們沖點甘菊茶 可以嗎 Make us some chamomile tea, will you?
當然可以 Of course I will.
被告德特韋勒先生 The defendant, Mr. Detweiller,
利用巧克力矮胖花栗鼠的形象 used the Choco-chunky chipmunk
給我委託人的生意帶來了負面影響 to adversely affect my client's business.
德特韋勒先生清楚地知道... Mr. Detweiller was well aware of...
他... was...
德特韋勒先生知道... M-Mr. Detweiller knew that...
呃...他... uh...he...
德特韋勒先生知道他的卡通片 Mr. Detweiller knew his cartoon
會損害公司的名譽 would damage the reputation of the company.
我們要求立即將其從網上移除 We're asking to have it removed from the Internet immediately.
你剛才怎麼了 What just happened?
我只是有點頭暈 我今天一直沒吃飯 I just got a little dizzy. I haven't eaten today.
但卡斯維小姐幫我解了圍 But Ms. Kaswell handled it.
-對 沒錯 但... -我不會再這樣了 - Yes, she did, but - - Won't happen again.
他們很有錢 富得流油 They're rich. They're really rich.
萬一我們沒有共同語言怎麼辦 What if we have nothing to talk about?
萬一他們不相信我怎麼辦 What if they don't believe me?
好的 我知道你很忐忑 Okay, I know that this is overwhelming,
但我們今天來的目的是尋找答案 but you are looking for answers, and that's why we're here.
好嗎 來吧 Okay? So come on.
等等 你在電話裏是怎麼跟他們說的 Well, wait - what did you tell them when you called?
我只是說 我是名律師 正在調查一起 I just said that I was a lawyer looking into a possible mix-up
涉及到他們女兒醫療記錄的混淆案件 好吧 with their daughter's medical records. Okay?
我一旦進去了 If I go in there,
我的人生可能會隨之改變 my whole life could change.
但如果你不進去 And if you don't,
你會一直想知道"萬一" you'll always wonder "what if?"
那是莫奈的畫嗎 Is that a Monet?
對 我幾年前買下來的 Yes, I bought it several years ago.
要知道 如果等到經濟危機之後再買 You know, if I had waited for the recession,
我能省下兩百萬 I could have saved two mil.
-我做不來 -深呼吸 - I can't do this. - Just breathe.
你好 親愛的 Hello, darling.
-抱歉讓你們久等了 -沒關係 - Sorry to keep you waiting. - It's all right.
我住在聖莫妮卡 交通太差勁了 I live in Santa Monica. Traffic's terrible.
這是我的女兒 莎莉 This is my daughter, Sally.
很高興見到你 Nice to meet you.
我叫莉莎·夏恩 Lisa Shayne.
您的太太會過來嗎 Will your wife be joining us?
我母親在我兩歲的時候去世了 My mother died when I was 2.
很遺憾 I'm so sorry.
她真漂亮 She was beautiful.
你在電話裏提到了醫療記錄 On the phone, you mentioned medical records.
到底是怎麼回事 Wh-what's going on?
有可能發生了... We're looking at the possibility of...
混淆 a mix-up.
什麼樣的混淆 What kind of mix-up?
我認為莎莉出生的時候出了點差錯 I believe there was a mistake when Sally was born.
多德先生 莎莉和莉莎有可能 Mr. Dodd, there's a chance Sally and Lisa
被抱錯了 may have been switched.
什麼 What?
莉莎的DNA與她父母的不符 Lisa's DNA doesn't match her parents,
而醫院的記錄顯示 你們是唯一... and hospital records show that you were the only other -
等等 你認為我們倆... Wait. Y-you that think we were -
太荒謬了 That's ridiculous.
先生 如果您能為我們提供您的DNA樣本 Sir, if we could just get a sample of your DNA -
不 我什麼都不會給你們 No, you're not getting anything from me.
你們以為我看不出這是個騙局嗎 What, do you think I don't recognize a scam?
滾出去 Get out!
不 不 我敢保證這不是騙局 No, no, no. I assure you, it's not.
我不想惹大家生氣 I didn't mean to upset anybody.
我要你們兩個馬上離開 I want the two of you to leave now!
好吧 Okay.
莉莎 走吧 走 Lisa, just go. Go.
他把咱們攆了出來 He threw us out!
那個有可能是我父親的男人 That man, who might be my father,
認為我在騙他 thinks I'm trying to scam him.
簡 我想忘掉剛才發生的一切 Jane, I just want to forget this ever happened!
這樣也許很瘋狂 Well, call me crazy,
但我這個人做事一貫有始有終 but when I start something, I like to finish it.
我會調查出真相的 And I am going to find out the truth.
你怎麼能做到 How are you gonna do that?!
知道嗎 從少量的唾液中 You know you can get DNA from
就可提取到DNA the smallest amount of saliva?
你打算怎麼辦 濕吻弗蘭克·多德嗎 What are you gonna do, french-kiss Frank Dodd?
你要的答案都在這裏了 All the answers are right here.
那個有錢人 他有可能是莉莎的生父 So then this rich guy, who might be Lisa's biological father,
把我們轟出了他的豪宅 kicked us out of his mansion.
我是說回想一下 I mean, I guess in retrospect,
我的確能理解他為什麼生氣 但... I do understand why he was mad, but...
怎麼了 What?
沒怎麼 Nothing.
只是你之前一直對自己的工作和其它事情 It's just you've always been so closed off about your work,
閉口不談 about most things.
我還不習慣你這個樣子 I'm just not used to this.
真的嗎 Really?
小簡 我不知道你搬了家 找了室友 Janie, I didn't know you had moved or got a roommate.
自從你當上律師 我還沒去過你的辦公室 I haven't been to your office since you got the job.
那你明天來拜訪我吧 Well, why don't you come visit me tomorrow?
你說真的嗎 Really?
那可是個不錯的改變 Well, that's a nice change.
-大概是吧 -我知道 - I...guess. - I know.
我對你得寸進尺了 You give me an inch. I take a mile.
我太多管閒事 太絮叨了 I'm too intrusive. Blah, blah, blah.
剛才是個美好的時刻 It was a nice moment.
我應該安靜地享受 I should have just left it alone.
你要穿這件衣服去約會嗎 Is this what you're wearing on your date?
對啊 你覺得怎麼樣 Yeah. What do you think?
我覺得你應該加個披肩 I think you need a scarf
或是像這樣能搭在肩膀上的東西 or something to sling over your shoulders like that.
我去開門 I'll get it.
你可以...慢慢來 You just... take your time.
嗨 我是... Hi, I'm...
過來接簡的 here to see Jane?
你一定是托尼 You must be Tony.
我是她的媽媽 伊萊恩 I'm her mother, Elaine.
嗨 很高興見到你 Hi. Nice to meet you.
快進來 Come on in!
我不知道你... I didn't know you, uh...
你住在這裏嗎 Do you live here?
不 No.
我只是過來住上一兩宿 I popped in for a night or two.
我們倆不經常見面 We don't get to see each other much.
而現在我卻要把她拐跑了 And here I am, stealing her away.
什麼 沒關係的 What? Oh, no. It's okay.
嗨 托尼 Hi, Tony.
你太美了 You look great.
很喜歡這條披肩哦 Love the scarf.
聽著... Listen, uh...
我不知道你媽媽過來了 I had no idea your mom was in town.
而且你們倆又不經常見面 And you guys don't really get to see each other all that often.
沒錯 不經常見 It's true. We don't.
我們剛剛在一起呆了整整一小時 We just spent a whole hour together...
如果你想重約 我完全能理解 If you'd like to reschedule, I totally understand.
別管我 我正在做燉肉 Don't worry about me. I'm cooking a pot roast.
當然 份量足夠餵飽一小支軍隊了 Of course, it's big enough to feed a small army.
我很愛吃燉肉 I love pot roast.
真不敢相信你是個律師 I can't believe you're a lawyer.
你人太好了 You're way too nice.
其實我之所以當律師 Actually, I, uh, just became a lawyer
是為了支付我玩薩克斯的費用 to support my saxophone habit.
不會這麼巧吧 You're kidding.
簡也愛吹薩克斯 Jane played the saxophone, too.
真的嗎 高音還是中音 Really? Soprano or alto?
-那個... -低音 - Well... - Bass.
她是軍樂隊裏唯一能搬動那玩意的女生 The only girl in marching band with the arms to handle it.
你聽過她唱歌嗎 And have you heard her sing?
-嗓子像教堂管風琴似的 -不至於 - Pipes like a church organ. - Not really.
我們年少無知* *We are young
用心痛來懲罰彼此* *Heartache to heartache
我們毅然佇立* *We stand
-唱啊 簡 -對啊 - Come on, Jane. - Yeah!
唱啊 簡 Come on, Jane.
無需諾言* *No promises
無慾無求* *No demands
愛情如戰場* *Love is a battlefield
我們堅如磐石* *We are strong
堅如磐石* *Strong
任何人都無法阻擋* *No one can tell us we're wrong
阻擋* *Wrong
長久以來 我們探求內心* *Searchin' our hearts for so long
我們懂得* *Both of us knowing
愛情如戰場* *Love is a battlefield
好了 Okay.
唱得太棒了 That was awesome.
我很確定他那是突發焦慮 I'm pretty sure it was an anxiety attack.
帕克鐵嘴銅牙 擊潰過許多有名的律師 Parker is a shark that eats other sharks for breakfast.
我可不這麼想 I don't think so.
聽著 幾個月前 Listen, a couple months ago,
他連續輸了三個大案子 he lost three huge cases, back to back.
贏了才能得到酬勞那種 Contingencies.
很引人注目的案子 事務所很受影響 High-profile cases. It was a big financial hit.
你覺得他有心理陰影了嗎 And now you think he's gun-shy?
他最近經常把案子委託給別人 I think he's been doing a lot of delegating lately.
我是說 這又不是什麼複雜的訴訟理由 I mean, come on, this is not a complicated cause of action.
他應該不需要兩個助手做他的後援 He doesn't need two associates backing him up.
那還真有點恐怖 That's kind of terrifying.
什麼恐怖 What is?
即便像他一樣功成名就 You can achieve what he's achieved
還是要飽受表現焦慮的困擾 and still suffer from performance anxiety.
據我觀察 Well...from what I can tell,
你沒什麼好擔心的 you have nothing to worry about.
對於今晚的事我很抱歉 I'm so sorry about tonight.
抱歉什麼 "Sorry"?
那場母女晚餐演唱會 The mother/daughter dinner theater.
媽媽們能觸發某些情緒 Hey, moms push buttons.
我曾經把一整盤餛飩都倒在了 I mean, I once dumped a whole plate of ravioli
我媽媽腿上 in my mom's lap.
當然了 我當時只有九歲 Of course, I was 9 at the time.
我今晚過得非常愉快 I had a really great time tonight.
是呀 我也是 Yeah, me too.
我明天打電話給你 I'll, uh, call you tomorrow.
好的 Okay.
-很好 -好的 很好 - Real good. - Okay, great.
好的 Okay.
我剛才話有點多 I hope I didn't talk too much.
我只是過得太開心了 I was just having such a good time.
沒關係 It's okay.
你覺得他喜歡我嗎 Do you think he liked me?
你 You?
在這種情況下 母親是個很重要的角色 The mother is very important in these situations.
他看到我 When he looks at me,
就知道你二十年後的模樣了 he knows what he'll be getting in 20 years.
三十年 30.
這只不過是初次約會而已 And it was just a first date.
他貌似被你迷倒了 Well, he seems quite smitten.
對 沒錯 Yeah, he does, doesn't he?
出了什麼問題 What's wrong?
我也不確定... I'm just not sure...
他為什麼被我迷倒 Why he's...smitten.
你什麼意思 What do you mean?
你美麗 成功 聰明 You're beautiful, successful, smart,
而且很多男人都喜歡咱們這種類型 and there are plenty of guys who like our type.
咱們這種類型 "Our type"?
比較豐滿的女人 A more full-figured woman.
有很多男人喜歡豐腴的女人 There are guys who prefer women who are larger.
-什麼 -什麼 - What? - What?!
我在《菲爾醫生》裏看到的 I saw it on "Dr. Phil."
個人品味嘛 It's personal taste like anything else.
這不應該傷害到女人的自尊 It shouldn't affect a woman's self-esteem,
而我很高興這沒有傷害到你的自尊 and I'm happy to know that it doesn't affect yours.
對 我也是 Yeah, me, too.
你得看看這個 You need to see this.
那個有錢人的DNA檢測結果出來了 The results came back on your rich guy's DNA test.
結果怎樣 And?
給莉莎打電話 Call Lisa.
她已經在你辦公室等著了 She's waiting in your office now.
很好 取消我上午的預約 Good. Cancel my morning.
在你進去之前要先瞭解 Before you go in there,
昨晚 莉莎把一切都告訴她媽媽了 last night, Lisa told her mother everything.
她媽媽又哭又鬧 There was lots of tears, lots of drama.
什麼 你怎麼知道的 What? How do you know?
因為她媽媽也在你辦公室 Because her mom's in your office, too.
我知道莉莎跟你談過了 I know Lisa talked with you,
我也知道這很難接受 and I know this is difficult.
夏恩女士 這件事不應該改變 Mrs. Shayne, this should not change your relationship
你和你女兒的關係 with your daughter.
但DNA測試的確證明了 But the DNA test did prove
多德先生是莉莎的親生父親 that Mr. Dodd is Lisa's biological father.
-天啊 -媽 沒關係 - Oh, god. - Mom, it's okay.
我已經準備好狀告聖凱瑟琳醫院的 I am prepared to file a suit against St. Katherine's hospital
失職及醫療失當 for negligence and medical malpractice.
在無爭議事實的情況下 Without facts in issue,
聽證會很快就可以召開 this hearing will be expedited.
我不理解 I don't understand.
你要控告他們什麼 What are you suing for?
多德一家過著富足的生活 Well, the Dodds lead a very privileged life,
而莉莎卻被剝奪了各種機會 and Lisa was denied opportunities.
我對她已經傾盡所有了 I gave her everything I could.
當然了 Of course you did,
您的撫養能力不會受到審判 and your parenting is not on trial.
太不可理喻了 This is crazy!
來 莉莎 咱們走 Come on, Lisa, let's get out of here.
不 媽 媽 我希望簡提起上訴 No, Mom. Mom, I want Jane to file this suit.
-為什麼 -因為... - But why? - Because -
雖然我們算不上富有 Maybe we weren't rich,
但我們對你已經傾盡所有了 but we gave you everything we could.
是的 媽媽 但既然醫院失職了 Yes, but, mom, the hospital messed up,
他們就應該對此負責 and they should be held accountable.
你這麼做只會讓他們的錯誤變得更糟 You're gonna make their mistake 10 times worse.
你有個素未謀面的女兒 You have a daughter out there.
你不想見見她嗎 Don't you want to meet her?
你才是我的女兒 這才是最重要的 You're my daughter. That's all that matters.
讓事情過去吧 Let it rest, please.
抱歉 媽媽 Mom, I'm sorry.
這件事我不得不做 This is something I need to do.
好 Okay.
斯特裏克蘭先生 我請了一家獨立實驗室 Mr. Strickland, I had an independent lab
對您的巧克力進行了分析 analyze your chocolate,
您猜我們有何發現 And guess what we found?
-我不清楚 -這是物證A - I wouldn't know. - Exhibit "A."
請朗讀劃線部分 Please read the highlighted portion.
"經光譜儀分析 "Spectrometer analysis
檢測到微量的昆蟲粒子" detected trace amounts of insect particulates."
在您的巧克力裏 In your chocolate.
堅果巧克力裏...有昆蟲 Insects...in the choco-nut?
上面就是這麼寫的 對吧 That is what it says, right?
-是的 但... -沒有問題了 - Yes, but - - No more questions.
請求再次盤問 法官大人 Redirect, your honor?
食品及藥物管理局允許巧克力中含有 The FDA permits a certain amount of insect particulates
一定數量的昆蟲粒子 沒錯吧 in chocolate, isn't that true?
是的 含有微量的天然污染物是難免的 Yes, trace amounts of natural contaminants are inevitable.
事實上 容許的法定含量 In fact, the permissible legal limit
是每千克60微粒 is 60 parts per 1,000 grams.
那你的巧克力呢 What about your chocolate?
巧克力專家的內部檢測 Chocolateer's internal testing
顯示其含量為每千克34微粒 showed 34 parts per 1,000 grams.
遠低於法定限制 Well below the legal limit?
是的 我們擁有很高的衛生標準 Yes. We have very high standards.
沒有問題了 No more questions.
你到底怎麼回事 帕克 What the hell is going on, Parker?
怎麼了 What?
我們在使用經典的變換辯護律師戰略 We're employing the classic strategic counsel shift.
我不管你管這叫什麼 I don't care what you call it.
向我提問的應該是你 You were supposed to be questioning me.
目前形勢對我方有利 The case is going our way.
卡斯維小姐和肯特先生的表現非常出色 Ms. Kaswell and Mr. Kent did an excellent job.
是的 沒錯 Yes, they did.
但我希望你來做主導 But I expect you to take the lead.
如果你對我處理此案的方式有異議 If you've got a problem with the way I'm handling this case,
那就另請高明吧 then fire me.
我糊塗了 I'm confused.
你媽媽剛才打來電話 Your mother called.
你請她來辦公室了嗎 You invited her to the office?
是的 她好幾年沒來過了 Yeah, she hasn't been here in years.
那是因為你不想讓她過來 Because you don't want her here.
這裏是簡·賓格溫的辦公室 Jane bingum's office.
嗨 托尼 是的 她正在... Oh, hi, Tony! Yeah, she's right...
開會 我讓她給你回電吧 in a meeting. Can she return?
好的 謝謝 Okay, thanks.
-你這是怎麼了 -沒什麼 - What was that about? - Nothing.
我只是現在不想跟他說話而已 沒別的 I just don't want to talk to him right now. That's all.
當你說"沒別的"的時候 一定"有別的" When you say, "that's all," It's never...all.
你覺得托尼喜歡我只是因為... Do you think Tony just likes me because of...
-我的身材嗎 -什麼 - my size? - What?
誰給你灌輸的這種思想 Who put that idea into your head?
等等 讓我猜猜 是親愛的老媽 Wait. Let me guess. Mommy dearest.
你覺得這是真的嗎 Well, do you think it's true?
難以置信 Unbelievable.
即便她不是我媽 我都要被她逼瘋了 She's not even my mother, and she drives me insane.
哎呀 看來你真的不喜歡她 Wow. You really don't like her.
她每次出現 都有所企圖 Every time she shows up, she wants something -
通常是錢 usually money.
我討厭別人佔你便宜 I just don't like it when anyone takes advantage of you.
不 我覺得不是這麼回事 No, I don't really think it's like that.
小簡 Janie!
媽 嗨 Oh, mom. Hi.
你好 賓格溫女士 Hello, Mrs. Bingum.
泰麗 你看上去有點疲憊 Teri, you look a little tired.
是不是簡給你安排太多任務了 Is Janie working you too hard?
我去喝咖啡 I'm gonna get coffee.
哇哦 他們什麼時候重新佈局了 Wow! When did they remodel?!
這些辦公室簡直像是秀場 These offices are a showplace!
-是啊... -這麼多玻璃 - Yeah... - All that glass.
你不怕地震的時候出危險嗎 Aren't you worried about earthquakes?
天啊 你不說我還沒想到 Oh, god. I never thought about it till now.
小弗 Freddie!
瞧你推著那個郵件車 委屈你了 Look at you with that mail cart. You are too much.
嗨 伊萊恩 你現在有空嗎 Uh, hey, Elaine, do you have a minute?
你那晚的話令我很受啟發 I found our conversation the other night enlightening,
我還有幾個跟進的問題 And, um, I have some follow-up questions.
我要準備出庭了 所以... Well, I have to prep for court, so...
弗雷德 你何不帶"媽媽"到處轉轉呢 Fred, why don't you give "mom" a tour,
她可以繼續為你療傷 and she can continue the therapy.
聽上去不錯 這邊請 Sounds good to me. This way.
左邊是本·蘭德裏的辦公室 And to your left is Ben Landry's office,
他正處於職涯中自負的第二年 the egotistical second year
他管我叫"哥們" 我很不喜歡 who calls me "dude," which I hate.
你想問我什麼問題 So, what's on your mind?
你丈夫離開你之後 你是怎麼熬過來的 When your husband left you, how did you get over it?
看來你是認真的 Wow, serious.
是因為史黛西 對吧 Stacy, right?
聽著 史黛西是個可愛的女孩 Look, Stacy's a cute girl,
但她不是你的真命天女 but she is not the one.
你怎麼知道的 How do you know that?
你知道該怎麼忘掉她嗎 You know how you get over it?
你去努力證明我是錯的 You try and prove me wrong.
我不...我不明白 I don't - I don't follow.
你應該出去多和別人約會 You go out, you meet lots of people,
然後看看自己的感覺是不是沒變 and then see if you still feel the same way.
離婚之後 我很寂寞 After my divorce, I was lonely.
但接著我發現了更廣闊的世界 And then I discovered a great big world out there.
我坐船去了阿拉斯加 I went on a cruise to Alaska,
週末去紐約看戲劇 a theater weekend to New York,
我正計劃著去遊獵呢 hey, and I'm planning a safari.
知道嗎 我還從沒出過洛城 You know, I-I've never even been outside of L.A.
這哪能行 實話實說 Well, there you go. I'll be blunt.
自怨自艾不招人喜歡 Self-pity? Not so attractive.
你要想忘了史黛西 You want to get over Stacy,
就要先過上燈紅酒綠的生活 you got to take life by the disco balls.
瞧啊 免費的曲奇 Oh, look, free cookies.
矮油 Well!
我做了次貴賓級的參觀 I got the V.I.P. tour.
另一位律師 金 有個很棒的陽台 That other lawyer, Kim, has a wonderful balcony.
是的 那是她合同里要求的 Yeah, it's in her contract.
我有件事想問你 媽 Hey, I was wondering something, mom.
你來找我有什麼特別的目的嗎 Did you come here for anything in particular?
你什麼意思 What do you mean?
我是說 你來是為了看我 Oh, I just mean, did you come to visit,
還是有別的原因 or was there another reason?
一定要有原因嗎 Does there have to be a reason?
我想你了 I missed you!
好吧 那...那你不需要... Okay. So...so you don't need...
不需要錢嗎 Maybe some money?
又來了 Here we go.
我還以為這次拜訪會有所不同 I thought this trip felt different.
等等 有所不同 Wait - different?
你想趕我走的時候 總會寫張支票給我 You always write me a check when you want me to leave.
-但這次... -等等 我想趕你走的時候 - But this time - - Wait, when I want you to leave?
得了吧 簡 Come on, Jane.
我是你媽媽 我知道這是你的風格 I'm your mother. I know this is your thing.
那麼做會減輕你的負罪感 Probably eases your guilt.
你會讓我買點好東西 Tell me to buy something nice,
就像你爸爸一樣 just like your father.
我還以為這次會有所不同 I thought this trip was different.
看來我想錯了 I guess I was wrong.
簡... Jane...
我要崩潰了 I'm a wreck.
我們可以一起開車去法庭嗎 Can we drive to court together?
好的 莉莎 這是伊萊恩... Yes. Uh, Lisa, this is Elaine...
我媽媽 My mother.
很高興見到你 Oh, nice to meet you.
你女兒是個天才 Oh, your daughter's a genius.
你要和我們一起去法庭嗎 Are you coming to court with us?
-我不去了 -但是... - I don't think so. - No, but -
我讓弗雷德開車送我回家就好 I'll just ask Fred to give me a ride back to the house.
莉莎·夏恩起訴聖凱瑟琳醫院 Lisa Shayne vs. St. Katherine's Hospital.
我已準備好聽取證詞了 I'm ready to hear witnesses.
夏恩小姐... Ms. Shayne...
請向法庭陳述你的教育背景 Please tell the court about your educational background.
我就讀於傑克遜小學 I went to Jackson Elementary school,
洛·塞爾納初中和東惠蒂爾高中 Lou Serna Middle School, and East Whittier High.
多德小姐 請向法庭陳述 Ms. Dodd, please tell the court
你的教育背景 about your educational background.
我小學和初中就讀於布賴爾萊茵私立女校 Briarlane Private Schools for Girls,
接著到瑞士國際巴卡勞瑞特中學讀了高中 then International Baccalaureate School in Switzerland.
你在高中畢業後有繼續深造嗎 Did you continue your education beyond high school?
沒有 我找了份全職工作 No, I had to get a fultime job
幫媽媽減輕負擔 to help my mother.
我分別在斯坦福和耶魯讀了本科和研究生 I attended Stanford undergrad and got my master's at Yale.
你目前的職業是什麼 And how are you currently employed?
我在長灘擁有一家建築事務所 I own an architectural firm in Long Beach.
我是哈里森&帕克律師事務所的一名臨時工 I'm a temp at Harrison & Parker Law Firm.
你的經濟現狀如何 How would you describe your financial well-being?
我勉強維持生計 I live paycheck to paycheck.
我什麼都不缺 I don't want for anything.
你是想問這個嗎 Is that what you're asking?
是的 謝謝 沒有問題了 Yes, thank you. No more questions.
看起來很好吃 That looks good.
想吃的話直說就行 If you want half, just say so.
我說了啊 I thought I did.
一切還好嗎 So, how's everything going?
不管你相信與否 我們相處很融洽 Believe it or not, it's going great.
我從未想過會和金那樣的人在一起 I mean, I never thought I'd be with someone like Kim, but -
我是說你的案子 I was talking about your case.
悄悄地告訴你 帕克最近舉止怪異 Between us, Parker's acting weird.
在法庭上顯得有些焦慮 Some sort of anxiety about court.
真的嗎 Really?
我們不得不幫他打圓場 We had to step in for him.
金覺得我們不應該管 我卻不這麼想 Kim thinks we should ignore it, but I don't know.
萬一加重了怎麼辦 What if it gets worse?
幾年前 A few years ago,
卡門·伊萊克特拉出席了蜜絲佛陀的時尚發佈會 Carmen Electra did a runway show for Max Factor
卡門·伊萊克特拉: 美國演員 模特 蜜絲佛陀: 美國著名彩妝品牌
穿著15厘米高的戈蒂埃高筒靴 in six-inch, thigh-high Gaultier boots.
讓·保羅·戈蒂埃:法國著名時尚品牌
她啪噠一聲摔倒了 She went down. Splat.
很慘 Awful.
總之 從那以後 她就不敢走T台了 Anyway, after that, she was terrified of runways,
而凱特·莫斯對她說了一番鼓勵的話 but Kate Moss gave her an inspirational pep talk,
凱特·莫斯: 英國超模
現在卡門回歸了 前所未有地光彩 and now Carmen is back - better than ever -
還發行了有氧脫衣舞健身光碟 with an aerobic striptease DVD.
也許帕克需要... So maybe Parker needs...
凱特·莫斯對他說幾句鼓勵的話 A pep talk from Kate Moss?
是呀 如果她不行的話... Yeah, well, if she's not available...
謝謝你的三明治 Thanks for the sandwich.
我聽說你正在和托尼·尼卡斯羅約會 Hey, I heard you were going out with Tony Nicastro.
在法學院 他是比我高幾級的學長 He was a couple of years ahead of me in law school.
他是個好人... He's a great guy...
他也很幸運 and a lucky one.
我剛剛把你媽媽送回家 I just dropped your mom off.
你對她做了什麼 她今晚就要走了 What did you do? She's leaving tonight.
我不知道是怎麼回事 No, I don't know what happened.
我們本來聊得很開心 接著就鬧僵了 We were having a good time, and then it just fell apart.
你想給她錢 You offered her money.
不 泰麗說... No, Teri said...
我以為... I th-
我不懂為什麼母女關係這麼難處理 I don't understand why this has to be so difficult.
我和自己的媽媽相處沒這麼困難 It was never this hard with my own mother.
你是說和黛比的媽媽 You mean with Deb's mother.
你錯了 你們當時很難相處 And you're wrong. It was very difficult.
像是有一次她不讓你參加 Like when she wouldn't let you go
傑克·梅爾曼的通宵派對 to Jake Mellman's sleepover party,
你就一個星期沒有和她說話 and you wouldn't talk to her for a week.
對 但... Right, but -
你從社區大學輟學之後 When you dropped out of community college
她把你布魯明戴爾百貨店的會員卡剪了 and she cut off your Bloomingdale's card.
那是殘酷而罕見的懲罰方式 Well, that was cruel and unusual punishment.
你無法找回黛比的媽媽了 You're not gonna get Deb's mom back.
但是這個女人 伊萊恩 她是愛你的 but this woman, Elaine - she loves you.
她很關心你 She cares about you.
如果你希望自己的生命中有個媽媽 And if you want a mother in your life,
你應該讓她知道 you're gonna have to let her know.
我現在應該回法庭了 I'm due back in court... right now.
法官大人 被告想傳卡拉·夏恩 Your honor, the defense would like to call Carla Shayne
上證人席 to the stand, please.
什麼 他為什麼要傳我 What? Why is he calling me?
反對 法官大人 Objection, your honor.
我委託人的母親與被告的案子 What relevance could my client's mother have
有何聯繫 to the defense's case?
-怎麼回事 -我不知道 - What's going on? - I have no idea.
夏恩女士在原告的證人名單上 Ms. Shayne is on the plaintiff's witness list,
我們有權利對她進行調查 and we have the right to examine her.
漢森先生說得對 Mr. Hanson is correct.
夏恩女士請上證人席 Mrs. Shayne will take the stand.
夏恩女士 你能告訴我們 Ms. Shayne, could you tell us about the time
你女兒三歲需要做手術時的情況嗎 when your daughter needed surgery, at the age of 3?
我不想說 I'd rather not.
夏恩女士 你宣過誓了 Mrs. Shayne, you're under oath.
莉莎摔下了椅子 需要做個小手術 Lisa fell off a chair. She needed minor surgery.
醫生要求你和你的丈夫獻血 The doctor asked you and your husband to give blood,
以防她需要 那是真的嗎 in case she needed it. Isn't that true?
是的 I guess.
你們獻血之後 醫生說了什麼 After you gave blood, what did the doctor say?
這太荒唐了 This is ridiculous.
我不應該上來的 I don't belong up here.
請回答問題 Answer the question.
獻血之後 醫生對你們說了什麼 After you gave blood, what did the doctors tell you?
夏恩女士 請配合 Ms. Shayne...please.
他說我們的血型不相符 He said that our blood types were inconsistent.
他向你解釋過那意味著什麼嗎 Did he explain to you what that meant?
這種情況意味著... In our case, it meant that...
莉莎不是我們的親生骨肉 Lisa was not our biological child.
莉莎 我很抱歉 Lisa, I'm so sorry.
所以說早在37年前 So you knew, 37 years ago,
你就知道自己不是莉莎的親生母親 that you were not Lisa's biological mother?
那我還能怎麼做 把她退回去嗎 Well, what should I have done, returned her?
她是我的孩子 我愛她 She was my baby. I loved her.
我不在乎 I didn't care.
法官大人 由於夏恩女士 Your honor, because Ms. Shayne
在37年前就已獲知實情 knew about this 37 years ago,
所以訴訟時效已過 the statute of limitations has expired.
另外 通知父母法引伸適用於 Furthermore, parental notice would extend
未成年子女 to a minor child, as well.
因此 原告的訴訟時效 Therefore, the statute has expired
同樣過期 for the plaintiff, as well.
我請求立即駁回上訴 I move for an immediate dismissal.
在您裁決之前 我能請求短暫休庭嗎 Before you rule, may I have a brief recess? Please?
休庭一小時 We will stand in recess for one hour.
我只想問 All I'm saying is,
你怎麼能瞞我這麼多年 how could you not tell me for all these years?
你為什麼不告訴我 Why wouldn't you tell me?
我的整個人生就是個謊言 It's like my whole life is a lie!
我當時不是那麼想的 I didn't think of it that way.
你從一開始就不應該插手 you should have just stayed out of it!
好吧 我們有一小時來想對策 所以... Okay, we have one hour to figure out what to do, so let's -
我告訴你DNA的問題時 When I told you about the DNA,
你假裝不知道 you pretended you didn't know.
你表現得就像不知道我在說些什麼 you acted like you didn't know what I was talking about!
我不知如何是好 我嚇壞了 I didn't know what to do. I was terrified.
我害怕失去你 I was afraid of losing you.
這正是我不希望看到的場面 This is exactly what I didn't want to happen!
我能跟你們談談嗎 Can I speak to you?
你們三位 All of you.
進來 Yeah.
我很好奇 I was just curious.
那個"經典的變換辯護律師戰略" That whole "classic strategic counsel shift" thing -
我在法學院沒有學過 I never learned that in law school.
你肯定是那天沒去上課 Must have missed that day.
就想說這個 That it?
你那天在法庭上貌似有點緊張 You seemed a little stressed in court.
我只是有點煩躁 I'm just a little on edge.
你知道 我... You know, I...
有次我在墨西哥灣游泳 You know, one time I was swimming in the Gulf of Mexico,
急流快要把我捲入河底了 and the current dragged me down.
我拚命掙扎 直到我喘不過氣來 I struggled until I ran out of breath.
然後我就放棄了 and then I let go.
關鍵在於收放自如 It was all about giving up control.
當我意識到自己無法控制 Once I realized I didn't have any,
我就放鬆下來 隨波逐流 I could relax and swim with the tide
最終游回了岸邊 and head back to shore.
你下次下海的時候 應該多加小心 Next time you go in the ocean, you should be more careful.
莉莎·夏恩的上訴應被駁回 Lisa Shayne's case should be dismissed
因為訴訟時效已過 because the statute of limitations has expired
對她和她的母親卡拉均是如此 for both her and her mother, Carla...
...但有人通知過你 ...but were you ever informed that
你出生時被抱錯了嗎 you were switched at birth?
沒有 我毫不知情 No, I knew nothing about it.
因此 我們現將本案的原告 Therefore, we are amending this case
修改為莎莉·多德 to make Sally Dodd the plaintiff.
被告對此種替換表示抗議 The defense protests this substitution.
抗議無效 Overruled.
莎莉... Sally...
你能向法庭陳述為什麼要堅持 Can you please tell the court why you feel so strongly
提起上訴嗎 about being represented here?
把我從醫院抱回家的女人 The woman who brought me home from the hospital
在我兩歲時去世了 died when I was 2.
所以 由於醫院犯下的錯誤 So, because of the hospital's mistake,
你從未體會過母愛 you never had a mother.
並不是說我... Well, it's not that I didn't...
對撫養我的家庭沒有感情 didn't love the family that raised me,
我對生活充滿感激 and I'm very grateful for my life.
但是... but...
再多的錢也無法彌補我所缺失的母愛 no amount of money can make up for not having a mother.
我沒有要問的了 I have nothing further.
我不想再多等了 I am not inclined to wait any longer.
辯護律師 你們有人準備好做結案陳詞了嗎 Counsel, are either one of you prepared to give the closing?
當然了 法官大人 Of course, your honor.
抱歉我遲到了 Sorry I'm late.
你準備好做結案陳詞了嗎 Are you ready to close?
我早就準備好了 I was born ready.
"如果你對某人無法做出正面的評價 "If you don't have anything nice to say about someone,
那就什麼都不要說" don't say anything at all."
我們接受的不就是這種教育嗎 Isn't that what we were all told?
如果被告遵守了那個經驗法則 Had the defendant followed that rule of thumb,
他本可避免對我委託人的誹謗 he could have avoided libeling my client,
但毫無疑問的是 他對我的委託人惡意誹謗 which, make no mistake, is exactly what he's done.
被告為了對麥克斯·斯特裏克蘭公司 The defendant set out with malicious intent
解雇他一事進行報復 to make Max Strickland's Company
對其進行了惡意中傷 pay for firing him.
當他上網對堅果巧克力進行誹謗時 When he took to the Internet and maligned the Choco-nut,
他企圖毀掉該公司... he intended to damage the company...
而他做到了 and he did.
請設想如果我將這幅漫畫 Imagine if I sent this cartoon out
發給德特韋勒先生未來的所有僱主 to every one of Mr. Detweiller's future employers.
德特韋勒先生不會高興的 Mr. Detweiller wouldn't be happy
因為我們對他的懶惰進行了誇大 because we would be exaggerating his sloth.
但我們不會那麼做 因為誹謗是違法的 But we wouldn't do that because defamation is illegal,
正如德特韋勒先生 just as it's illegal for
對堅果巧克力的誹謗一樣 Mr. Detweiller to defame the Choco-nut,
順便提一句... which, by the way...
這很好吃 is delicious.
他恢復狀態了 And...he's back.
1960年出版過一本兒童圖書 There was a children's book published in 1960
叫做《小鳥找媽媽》 called "Are You My Mother?"
鳥媽媽離巢出去找食吃 A mother bird leaves the nest to go get food,
她走之後 她的幼雛孵化了出來 and while she's gone, her chick hatches
並決定出去找自己的媽媽 and decides to go out and look for his mother.
他分別問了小貓 母雞 狗和母牛 So he asks a kitten, a hen, a dog, and a cow -
"你是我的媽媽嗎" "Are you my mother?"
你們在點頭 You're nodding.
你們還記得自己讀過或是別人給你讀過 You remember reading this book or having it read to you.
我們都記得 We all remember it.
為什麼呢 And why?
我來告訴你們為什麼 I'll tell you why.
因為想知道自己的母親是誰是人的天性 Because there is an innate need to know your mother.
簡單地說 世上沒有任何感情 Simply put, there is no stronger bond
比孩子和母親之間的感情更加緊密 than to a woman who loves us unconditionally.
是的 莉莎·夏恩就是由這樣一位女性 And, yes, Lisa Shayne grew up with
撫養成人的 她被母愛圍繞 such a woman and was well mothered.
而莎莉·多德卻因為一個四十年間 But Sally Dodd was denied a mother
都沒有得到糾正的筆誤錯失了母愛 because of a clerical error that went unchecked for 40 years.
莎莉 她不會抱怨自己的童年 Sally - she won't complain about her childhood,
她由一位出色的父親撫養長大 and she feels lucky to have grown up
她為此感到幸運 with a terrific father.
但她會一直想知道... But she will always wonder...
"萬一" "What if?"
我還以為你要走了 Hey, I thought you were leaving.
小簡 我對上次的不歡而散感到難過 Janie, I wasn't happy with the way we left things.
我太高興了 I'm so glad.
我還以為我要來一趟公路之旅去沙漠呢 I thought I was gonna have to take a road trip to the desert.
我為之前的事向你道歉 I'm sorry about before.
你很貼心 總是想要給我買東西 You're sweet to always offer to buy me things.
我是說... I mean...
我向所有的朋友炫耀 I brag to all my friends
自己有個成功的律師女兒 about my successful daughter, the lawyer.
但那不是我來看你的原因 But that's not why I come to visit.
我知道 I know.
我以前是個不喜歡和你 And I guess I haven't always been one of
分享心事的女兒 但我已經努力在改了 those daughters that shares everything, but I'm working on it.
我已經不是原來的我了 媽 And I'm not the same person I used to be...mom.
對 你變了 No, you're not.
這以前會讓你感到不舒服 This used to make you uncomfortable.
我去去就來 I'll be right back.
嗨 托尼 Hey, Tony.
你在躲我嗎 So, are you avoiding me?
沒有 只是這個案子 No, it's just - it's this case.
到了緊要關頭 I've been in a crunch.
你願意告訴我真正的原因嗎 You want to tell me the real reason?
你到底喜歡我哪一點 What exactly do you like about -
我是說 前提是你喜歡我 I mean, assuming you like me.
我是說 我覺得你喜歡我 I mean, I think you like me,
我也希望你喜歡我 and I hope that you do.
你現在想問什麼 Now, what were you asking?
我們什麼時候能共進晚餐 When are we going out to dinner?
格雷森... Grayson...
禁令被批准了 the injunction was granted.
再也沒有蟲蟲巧克力了 No more Choco-gnat.
好消息 你的結案陳詞很精彩 先生 Good news. And that was a great closing, sir.
你知道你給我講的那個 So, you know that story you told me
差點在墨西哥灣溺死的故事 about almost drowning in the Gulf of Mexico -
幾個月前我在《拉裏·金現場》裏聽到過 I heard it on "Larry King" a couple months back.
拉裏·金現場: 美國訪談節目
是啊 我也是 Yeah...me too.
我覺得你需要幾句鼓勵的話 I thought you needed something inspirational.
幫你走出了低谷 對吧 Got you over the hump, right?
真正幫我走出低谷的是 What got me over the hump was
我的初級律師 my junior associate
認為自己有義務對我說幾句鼓勵的話 feeling he needed to give me a pep talk.
這讓我倍感意外 Talk about a sucker punch.
明白了 我以後不會這樣了 Understood. It won't happen again.
我們準備了一份賠償金 但我很迷惑 We prepared an offer, but I'm confused.
我們是要與多德一家進行和解 Our settlement is with the Dodds.
是的 多德一家要求 Yes, the Dodds have asked
莉莎和卡拉·夏恩出席 that Lisa and Carla Shayne be present.
是的 就我而言 Yes. As far as I'm concerned,
我們是一家人了 they're family now.
對聖凱瑟琳醫院來說沒有區別 Makes no difference to St. Katherine's.
這正是長久以來存在的問題 That's been the problem all along.
給你 多德小姐 For you, Ms. Dodd.
我相信你對錢數會感到滿意的 I believe you'll find the amount acceptable.
事實上 這要由莉莎來決定 Actually, that's for Lisa to determine.
莎莉 我不能收 Sally, no. I can't.
沒關係 莉莎 It's okay, Lisa.
他們要做的不過是換換名字而已 All they need to do is switch the names.
達成協議了嗎 Do we have a deal?
你今天過得很充實 對吧 Well, you've had quite a day, huh?
你讓一個家庭團圓了 吻了個男人 You reunited a family, kissed a dude,
還和你媽媽和好了 and made peace with your mother.
真不錯 Not bad.
謝謝你幫我 Thank you for your help
勸了我媽媽 with...mom.
做守護天使嘛 哪能半途而廢 Well...once a guardian angel, always a guardian angel.
你回來真好 It is really nice to have you back.
史黛西的事 我為你感到遺憾 And I'm sorry about Stacy,
但她很快就會厭倦 到時候你還有機會 but she gets bored quickly, so you'll get another chance.
我... I, uh...
-我要走了 -什麼 - I'm leaving. - What?
你要回去了嗎 Do you have to go back?
不 不 只是... 我不知道 No, no, no, no. It's just...I don't know.
我...我發覺史黛西成了我生命的全部 I-I...I realized that Stacy became my everything,
而我還沒有真正體會過人生 and, um, I never really experienced anything.
外面的世界很廣闊 There's a great big world out there,
我想燈紅酒綠地體驗一把 and I want to grab it by the disco balls...
或者... or...
類似的生活 something like that.
不錯啊 I'm impressed.
有些人被逼才能開始新生活 Some of us had to be pushed into a new life,
而你卻能主動去追求 and you're actually going after one.
真好 Good for you.
謝謝你讓我在你家借宿 Thank you for letting me crash at your place
謝謝你在該由我來幫助你的時候 幫助了我 and for helping me when I was supposed to be helping you.
一個女孩永遠不會忘記她的第一位守護天使 You know, a girl never forgets her first guardian angel.
我們第一次見面時 我還不太相信你 When we first met, I wasn't so sure about you.
那現在呢 And now?
你在等我誇你嗎 Are you fishing for a compliment?
太像黛比的風格了 That's so Deb.
祝你好運 弗雷德 Good luck, Fred.
再見 簡 Goodbye, Jane.
對他們沒有隱瞞* *Speaking truths to them
遙遠的地平線* *Out on the distant horizon
看不到盡頭* *I cannot see an end
如今便是重生的時刻* *The moment is now to live again