1 00:00:05,720 --> 00:00:09,040 Hey, I'm having dinner with my dad tomorrow night. Do you wanna come? 2 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:11,960 Sure, yeah. He's kind of sexy. 3 00:00:12,520 --> 00:00:14,120 Oh, no, I'll be there too. 4 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:19,320 So we'll come up with some kind of signal. If it's going well, you can take off. 5 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:23,480 No, I just need you there for support. I haven't told him that I'm pregnant yet. 6 00:00:23,720 --> 00:00:24,920 Oh. Why not? 7 00:00:25,120 --> 00:00:28,160 Because I know he's gonna flip out, and I hate it when he's angry. 8 00:00:28,360 --> 00:00:31,000 Rachel, this is all so "Papa Don't Preach." 9 00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:34,520 No, Phoeb, wait. He's a scary guy. I mean, one time he caught me smoking. 10 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:38,240 He said if he ever saw me doing that again, he'd make me eat the entire pack. 11 00:00:38,480 --> 00:00:40,840 Wow. Well, I will be there. 12 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:45,040 Gosh, I'm not gonna let that man make you eat your baby! 13 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:49,840 Hey, who is that guy? I think I know him. 14 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:51,800 No, you don't. 15 00:00:52,040 --> 00:00:56,920 Oh, my God! Monica, he's the stripper from your bachelorette party! 16 00:00:59,480 --> 00:01:01,240 Her what? 17 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:05,400 Your secret bachelorette party. 18 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:10,280 -You had a bachelorette party? -She untied his G-string with her teeth. 19 00:01:11,240 --> 00:01:13,400 Somebody stop me! 20 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:19,000 We weren't having bachelor, bachelorette parties. We agreed that it's a silly tradition. 21 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:21,840 It's a grand tradition! 22 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:25,440 I'm sorry. They surprised me. There was nothing I could do. 23 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:28,480 Well, you could've untied it with your hands. 24 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:33,040 This is so unfair. The one thing I wanted was to throw my best friend a bachelor party.. 25 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:36,200 but I wasn't allowed. All we got was a stupid steak dinner. 26 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:39,320 You went home with the waitress. 27 00:01:39,920 --> 00:01:42,640 Yeah, that was a pretty good night. 28 00:01:42,840 --> 00:01:44,840 I can't believe you didn't tell me. 29 00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:49,000 You know that the two pillars of marriage are openness and honesty. 30 00:01:49,240 --> 00:01:54,000 I knew giving you that book was gonna come back and bite me in the ass. 31 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:36,320 -I'll order everyone the Moroccan chicken. -Oh, I don't eat meat. 32 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:38,040 It's chicken! 33 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:43,080 -I don't eat that either. -I never understand you lesbians. 34 00:02:44,920 --> 00:02:49,840 -So, baby, tell me, what's new with you? -Well, actually.. 35 00:02:50,080 --> 00:02:51,960 Your '74 Lafite, sir. 36 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:56,400 I ordered the '75. That's a magnificent wine. The '74 is sewage! 37 00:02:56,600 --> 00:02:59,560 Why would you bring me sewage? 38 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:03,600 Is that a hard question? Are you an idiot? Is that why you're a waiter? 39 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:06,320 This is why I told the manager I wouldn't wait on you. 40 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:09,360 Oh, come on. Don't be such a baby. 41 00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:15,480 In case you didn't notice, that is a scary man. 42 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:19,160 He's right, though. The '74 is absolute piss. 43 00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:24,320 This was such a huge mistake. I can't tell him, Phoebe. I can't. 44 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:25,520 Rachel.. 45 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:31,040 I'm gonna wait a couple of years, and then the baby will tell him. 46 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:36,400 -Why? So he can get mad at the baby? -Hey, that is the baby's problem. 47 00:03:39,240 --> 00:03:44,080 -Everything okay with the waiter? -I have no idea. I went to the bathroom. 48 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:50,680 So, sweetie, you were starting to tell me what is new with you. 49 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:56,840 I got TiVo. 50 00:03:57,600 --> 00:04:01,560 -What's TiVo? -It's slang for "pregnant." 51 00:04:03,680 --> 00:04:06,560 Well, what were you thinking asking me to come? 52 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:12,040 Are you really pregnant? 53 00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:15,320 Well, yes and no. 54 00:04:15,640 --> 00:04:17,600 Except, not no. 55 00:04:17,920 --> 00:04:20,000 So to sum it up, yeah. 56 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:24,240 Who is the father? Oh, no. Please don't tell me it's her. 57 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:29,080 No, it's Ross. It's Ross. You like Ross. 58 00:04:31,760 --> 00:04:33,760 Daddy, I hope you're okay with all of this. 59 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:37,360 Think about it. This is a good thing. This is your first grandchild! 60 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:39,840 You're gonna be a poppy! 61 00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:43,120 That's true. I'm a poppy! 62 00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:46,760 I'm gonna be a poppy! 63 00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:52,160 -So when is the wedding? -The who? 64 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:56,520 The wedding. There's going to be a wedding. 65 00:04:56,720 --> 00:05:02,080 Young lady, don't you sit there and tell me my first grandchild is gonna be a bastard! 66 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:06,920 -Tell me there's gonna be a wedding! -February 2nd! 67 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:15,040 It was cool seeing you lecture today. 68 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:19,680 Thanks. Although it kind of seemed like you were falling asleep. 69 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:25,120 No, I had my eyes closed so I could concentrate and, you know, take it all in. 70 00:05:25,320 --> 00:05:28,360 Yeah, a lot of my students do that. 71 00:05:28,840 --> 00:05:32,280 -I've got to get going. -Okay, I'll see you tonight? 72 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:39,600 Thanks for showing me your semiprecious-stone collection. It's amazing. 73 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:44,160 My God, you must be good in bed. 74 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:48,520 So you and Mona, it's been a while now. How's it going? 75 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:50,720 It's good. It's going good. 76 00:05:50,920 --> 00:05:54,200 I mean, we get along great. She's so.. 77 00:05:54,440 --> 00:05:57,520 -Hot? -I was gonna say sweet, but yeah! 78 00:05:58,480 --> 00:06:00,440 She's okay with the baby? 79 00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:04,680 I haven't actually told her yet. I don't wanna scare her off. 80 00:06:04,880 --> 00:06:09,040 You have to be honest. Otherwise, you may think you're going down the same path.. 81 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:11,320 but you're really going down different ones. 82 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:15,720 I'm gonna take that book and I'm gonna beat you to death with it. 83 00:06:16,480 --> 00:06:19,360 Oh, my God, you are gonna love me so much. 84 00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:23,240 Oh, good. Because so far in this marriage, I just like you a lot. 85 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:26,200 All right. I felt bad about the bachelorette party thing.. 86 00:06:26,360 --> 00:06:29,160 so tonight you're gonna have a bachelor party. 87 00:06:30,280 --> 00:06:34,080 I got this number from this guy at work and I hired a stripper to come dance for you. 88 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:38,880 Am I going in the wife hall of fame or what? 89 00:06:39,080 --> 00:06:43,360 -Honey, that's crazy. I don't want a stripper. -Will you let the lady talk? 90 00:06:44,200 --> 00:06:47,600 Come on, it'll be fun. It'll make me feel so much better. 91 00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:51,120 I got you party hats and porn. 92 00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:54,480 Throw in my father making out with the magician.. 93 00:06:54,640 --> 00:06:57,840 and it's just like my 14th birthday all over again. 94 00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:04,120 Look, I appreciate it, but it's a little creepy. I'm not a bachelor anymore. 95 00:07:04,280 --> 00:07:08,680 Don't think of it as a bachelor party. Think of it as a two-month anniversary present. 96 00:07:08,920 --> 00:07:12,920 Sure. One year is paper, but two months is lap dance. 97 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:18,120 Please, I feel so bad. Just watch the hot woman get naked! 98 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:22,080 -Fine, but I'm only doing this for you. -Yeah! 99 00:07:23,320 --> 00:07:25,240 And Joey. 100 00:07:25,480 --> 00:07:30,680 -Thank you. Who else do you wanna invite? -Ross and Joey is embarrassing enough. 101 00:07:30,880 --> 00:07:34,160 Actually, sorry, I can't even make it. I'm seeing Mona tonight. 102 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:37,920 Who would cancel an actual date just to go to a fake bachelor party? 103 00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:41,360 I'm sorry. I gotta cancel tonight, baby. 104 00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:50,680 I'm sorry I won't make it to your imaginary wedding, but I'm busy that day. 105 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:56,200 I already have a unicorn baptism and a leprechaun bar mitzvah. 106 00:07:58,840 --> 00:08:00,480 I know, I know. I panicked. 107 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:05,360 I didn't want him to start yelling at me like I was some '74 Latour. 108 00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:07,280 It's Lafite. 109 00:08:07,640 --> 00:08:10,960 The '74 Latour is actually drinking quite nicely. 110 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:16,040 All right, here he comes. I'm gonna tell him. I'm gonna be strong. 111 00:08:16,680 --> 00:08:18,360 I just called a friend of mine. 112 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:23,080 I think I may be able to book The Plaza on short notice. 113 00:08:24,080 --> 00:08:25,680 Really? 114 00:08:26,080 --> 00:08:27,520 The Plaza? 115 00:08:27,680 --> 00:08:29,840 Oh, Daddy! 116 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:34,720 -Right. Daddy, I need to talk to you. -What is it, sweetie? 117 00:08:36,360 --> 00:08:39,120 There's not gonna be a wedding. Ross and I aren't getting married. 118 00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:41,640 -I'm sorry, Daddy. -I don't believe this! 119 00:08:41,840 --> 00:08:45,480 -Daddy, stay calm, please. -How do you expect me to stay calm? 120 00:08:45,680 --> 00:08:49,240 This is unacceptable, Rachel. And I wanna know why! 121 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:52,280 Is it because that punk won't marry you? 122 00:08:52,520 --> 00:08:55,160 -Is that it? -Yes. He says I'm damaged goods. 123 00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:07,040 You nervous about getting married? 124 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:11,280 What are you doing? 125 00:09:11,680 --> 00:09:15,840 Let's pretend it's a real bachelor party, before your wedding. It'll be more fun. 126 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:20,160 All right. I can't believe tomorrow's the big day. 127 00:09:21,320 --> 00:09:24,920 How's it feel knowing you're never gonna be with another woman? 128 00:09:25,080 --> 00:09:29,360 Knowing you're gonna have to wake up to the same face every day.. 129 00:09:29,520 --> 00:09:33,320 until you finally have the sweet release of death. 130 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:37,720 You're right. This is more fun. 131 00:09:38,960 --> 00:09:41,040 That's her! Okay, come on! 132 00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:52,280 Which one of you lucky boys is Chandler? 133 00:09:52,480 --> 00:09:54,280 That's me! 134 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:56,600 That's me. 135 00:09:58,040 --> 00:10:00,960 Joey Tribbiani. Big fan. 136 00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:05,000 -Is that a bedroom? -Yeah, right over there. 137 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:07,080 All right. Whenever you're ready. 138 00:10:09,280 --> 00:10:10,640 That was weird. 139 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:14,440 -Why would she go in the bedroom? -I'm waiting. 140 00:10:23,760 --> 00:10:27,200 -So she's a.. -Yeah, that's one naked hooker. 141 00:10:29,040 --> 00:10:33,120 I love your place. Where is this guy from? 142 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:36,560 That's an 18th-century Indian artifact from Calcutta. 143 00:10:36,760 --> 00:10:38,040 Oh. Wow. 144 00:10:38,320 --> 00:10:42,520 So you're more than just dinosaurs. 145 00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:44,920 So much more. 146 00:10:50,880 --> 00:10:53,360 Oh, my God! I am so sorry! 147 00:10:53,560 --> 00:10:55,680 Forget it. It's from Pier 1. 148 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:01,280 Sorry. 149 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:08,400 You think you can knock up my daughter and then not marry her? 150 00:11:08,640 --> 00:11:10,960 I'm gonna kill you! 151 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:16,760 You know, this is actually not a great time for me. 152 00:11:19,480 --> 00:11:23,000 So come on. Explain yourself, Geller. 153 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:26,080 -First, you get my Rachel pregnant. -You got Rachel pregnant? 154 00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:28,000 -Who did? -You did! 155 00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:33,400 Yes, I did, but it was a one-night thing. It meant nothing. 156 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:37,200 Oh? Really? That's what my daughter means to you, nothing? 157 00:11:37,360 --> 00:11:41,040 No, sir. She means a lot to me. I care.. I love Rachel. 158 00:11:41,240 --> 00:11:43,720 -What? -But not that way. 159 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:46,800 I'm not in love with her. I love her like a friend. 160 00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:50,360 That's how you treat a friend, get her in trouble and refuse to marry her? 161 00:11:50,560 --> 00:11:54,760 Hey, I offered to marry her. But I didn't want to. 162 00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:59,160 Well, why not? So you could spend your time with this tramp? 163 00:11:59,320 --> 00:12:00,600 Tramp? 164 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:04,200 I'm sorry. Dr. Green, Mona. Mona, Dr. Green. 165 00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:09,280 I can't believe there is a naked hooker in there! 166 00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:12,080 Maybe she's a hooker and a stripper.. 167 00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:15,120 but she got confused about what to do. 168 00:12:15,720 --> 00:12:19,160 Could be. I mean, technically, she did strip. We just missed it. 169 00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:24,400 Ma'am? 170 00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:27,600 Are you also a stripper? 171 00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:30,840 No, but I can pretend to strip. But that's gonna cost extra. 172 00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:33,960 Okay, here's the extras: handcuffs, spanking.. 173 00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:39,040 Maybe Monica's playing a joke on you. 174 00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:42,800 Getting her own husband a hooker. That's pretty funny. 175 00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:47,440 That is funny. Maybe for my birthday she'll murder someone. 176 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:52,280 I'll bet Ross was in on it too. I mean, he was "conveniently" busy. 177 00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:56,360 -Do you mind if I smoke in here? -Actually, I'd rather.. 178 00:12:57,000 --> 00:13:00,560 Yeah, go ahead. We're gonna have to burn that room down anyway. 179 00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:06,040 -How could you have kept all this from me? -I was going to tell you, but.. 180 00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:09,800 You figure you'd get what you wanted, then you'd dump her like you did Rachel. 181 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:14,200 Hey, I did not dump Rachel. Nor are we still together. 182 00:13:17,520 --> 00:13:19,000 Can I..? 183 00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:23,200 Why don't we just let the machine get that. 184 00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:27,040 Hey, Ross, it's Joey. There's a hooker over here.. 185 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:30,200 and we thought maybe you'd know something about it. 186 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:32,200 No! No! No! 187 00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:33,560 No! 188 00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:35,960 I need to lie down. 189 00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:42,800 Hey, guys, can I talk to you for a minute? 190 00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:45,960 Listen, again, I want to urge you to push the duck special.. 191 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:49,320 because if they don't eat the duck, you're going to, and it's not very good. 192 00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:54,000 Tonight's the night of the big bachelor party? 193 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:57,880 -Thanks for giving me that girl's number. -No problem. Say, who's the party for? 194 00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:01,320 -For my husband. -You hired your husband a hooker? 195 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:04,200 -She's a stripper. -No, she's a hooker. 196 00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:08,440 -Is that what they call strippers sometimes? -When they're hookers. 197 00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:11,720 Oh, my God. Stu, I can't believe you did this. 198 00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:13,800 Now, you're sure she's a hooker? 199 00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:18,680 It's either that, or she's just the best, most expensive date I ever had. 200 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:23,920 Maybe she meant to get you a hooker. 201 00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:26,840 Why would she do that? 202 00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:29,840 Maybe she wants you to learn something. 203 00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:35,720 Is there anything you're really bad at, you know, sexually? 204 00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:39,840 This is the worst bachelor party ever. 205 00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:43,760 -What's taking you boys so long? -In a minute! 206 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,600 "In a minute"? What's gonna happen in a minute? 207 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:49,360 All right. Maybe you should ask her to leave. 208 00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:51,520 -Why me? -Hey, it's your bachelor party. 209 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:56,280 -Which is why you should do it. -I don't want to. You do it. 210 00:14:56,480 --> 00:15:00,480 All right. Rock, paper, scissors for who has to tell the whore to leave. 211 00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:06,560 -What? -I miss this. 212 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:10,000 I don't think we've actually done this before. 213 00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:12,640 No, I miss hanging out with you. 214 00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:15,840 -We still hang out. -Not like we used to. 215 00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:19,000 Remember? You and me, we used to be inseparable. 216 00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:23,720 You know, now it's like things are different. 217 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:27,960 Well, you know, things are different. I'm married now. 218 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:31,320 And, hey, don't get me wrong, I am so happy for you guys. 219 00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:36,520 I just miss hanging out. Just us, you know? 220 00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:39,400 Yeah, I miss that too. 221 00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:42,760 I'll tell you what. From now on, we'll make time to hang out. 222 00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:45,720 You got it. Come here. 223 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:49,840 Oh, God. 224 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:53,080 Listen, I am this close to robbing you guys. 225 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:56,640 She's a hooker! She's a hooker! She's a.. 226 00:15:58,840 --> 00:16:01,160 Hi. We spoke on the phone. 227 00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:09,120 So your dad dropped by. 228 00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:11,640 He's a pleasant man. 229 00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:15,080 -Oh, no. -I better go. 230 00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:23,720 Just over here. I don't wanna miss the fight. 231 00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:26,160 Ross, I am so sorry. 232 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:29,760 I promise, I will straighten this out with him tomorrow, in person. 233 00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:31,520 Or via e-mail. 234 00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:37,160 I don't care about your dad. I care about Mona. She was there and she's freaked out! 235 00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:40,720 Okay, I'll fix that too. What's her e-mail address? 236 00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:44,640 All right, I promise, I'll fix this. I swear. I'll talk to her. 237 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:46,520 Okay. Thank you. 238 00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:50,760 That's it? You call that a fight? 239 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:55,600 "We were on a break!" "No, we weren't!" What happened to you two? 240 00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:04,520 Thank you so much for coming back over. 241 00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:07,360 Oh, good. You're here. 242 00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:11,080 And I was worried that it was going to be uncomfortable. 243 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:13,280 No, Mona, just hear me out. 244 00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:17,280 First of all, I am so sorry about my father yelling at you. 245 00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:20,920 But I heard that you held your own. You have to tell me how you did that. 246 00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:23,320 -Focus. -Okay. 247 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,520 Yes, Ross and I used to date. 248 00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:29,920 And yes, we are gonna have a baby. 249 00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:33,960 But we are definitely not getting back together. 250 00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:37,600 -How can I be sure of that? -Because we drove each other crazy. 251 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:43,600 He was possessive, he was jealous. He could never just let the little things go. 252 00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:45,840 Trying to date this woman. 253 00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:50,400 None of that compared to how kind and gentle.. 254 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:52,720 and thoughtful he is. 255 00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:55,760 You probably shouldn't touch me. 256 00:17:56,120 --> 00:17:59,600 I don't wanna get in the middle of something so complicated. 257 00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:03,040 I get it, but, Mona, what relationship is not complicated? 258 00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:06,000 We all have our baggage. You must too. 259 00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:09,240 Why else would you still be single? 260 00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:11,840 I'm so gonna leave right now. 261 00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:16,760 Should I leave this open? 262 00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:21,200 I'm not sure yet. Why didn't you just tell me about all this? 263 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:24,440 Because what's going on has nothing to do with how I feel about you. 264 00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:29,040 -You still should have told me. -I know, and I was going to.. 265 00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:33,080 but I thought it was better that you heard it from Rachel's father. 266 00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:36,400 I made a mistake.. 267 00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:40,960 but it's only because I really, really like you. Really. 268 00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:46,440 Okay. I guess you can close the door now. 269 00:18:57,320 --> 00:19:01,360 Forgot my purse. Oh, you guys made up. 270 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:06,000 He's a good kisser, isn't he? I'm going! 271 00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:14,840 I swear I didn't know she was a hooker. 272 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,440 Did you let her smoke in here? 273 00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:23,400 Her ass-print is still on your grandmother's quilt. Really want to talk about smoking? 274 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:27,040 You know what, I'm gonna make this up to you. 275 00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:28,880 I promised you a stripper.. 276 00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:33,160 and you're gonna get a stripper. 277 00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:37,400 -Monica, wait. -What? 278 00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:40,200 Carry on. 279 00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:59,160 These tennis shoes are so tight. 280 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:04,040 -I think I'll take them off. -Could you not narrate? 281 00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:07,640 Gotcha, sailor. 282 00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:18,160 Just because you're not in love with the guy.. 283 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:24,120 -You told your dad the truth. -About an hour ago. 284 00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:27,640 -Wanna go see a movie? -Yes. 285 00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:32,080 Bye, Dad. 286 00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:40,080 It's unacceptable! What the hell does love have to do with it? 287 00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:43,040 There are more important things than love. 288 00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:47,120 You have to think about the baby. 289 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:51,400 You have to think about the consequences of your decisions! 290 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:57,880 Hey, I do think about the consequences of my decisions! 291 00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:01,120 Well, what gives you the right to..? 292 00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:03,480 Go to hell! 293 00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:09,400 Stupid guy on my phone.