Hank, I’m here with the lovely Cara Delevingne Hank 我现在和蠢萌抽在一起
And I’m here with the lovely John Green 我和帅比的John在一起
That was a pretty good imitation 是个不错的替身
I know 了解
You play Margo in the movie and I’m gonna ask you real questions by real nerdfighters 你在电影里面演Margo 我要帮我的粉丝们问你几个问题
What’s it like to kiss Nat? 吻Nat的感觉怎样（注：纳特·沃尔夫，94年鲜肉，星运里的错男二）
Oh, ha, yeah, he’s a good kisser. He’s a really good kisser. 嗷 哈哈 他吻技不错 真心不错
I was actually talking about him with a friend of mine who’s also kissed him. 我曾和我的一个朋友说起他 那位朋友也和Nat吻过
And we had a whole conversation about how he was a good kisser 我们那次一直在聊他高超的吻技
Surprisingly good 惊人的好呢
I wonder what friend that could be 我好奇那是什么样的朋友
-Sh****** -I’m just kidding I know 嘘嘘嘘 我只是开玩笑的啦
-Do you? -Yeah 是吗 是的
Is Margo someone that you can relate to? And how? 你和Margo这个角色有共同点吗 哪些方面呢
Very much so. 有很多相同点
I think that’s why I got the part because a lot of the stories 我想就是因为我经历的事让我获得这个角色
that she went through in the book and all those kind of things, I’ve been through before 她穿越到书里以及发生的种种故事 我也经历过
and a lot of lines they’ve actually written in the script I’ve said before 在剧本里写到的很多线索 这我之前也说过
she runs on instinct. 她凭着直觉奔跑
She does what she feels in the moment and doesn’t really think about the consequences 她跟随自己的心 不考虑后果
-And you’re like that too -Yeah 你也是这样 没错
-Are you an octopus? -Obviously 你是只章鱼吗 绝对是
-Is john a good executive producer? -No John是个好制片人吗 不是
-It’s true -haha yes 这说的倒是真的 哈哈哈是的
what do I do as an executive producer 我哪儿让你觉得我是个好制片人了
you’re so fun 你太逗趣
what is john like in real life? John现实生活中是怎样的呢
Is he just like in the videos? 他就和视频中的一样吗
I would say so. Yeah, you’re… 我得说是这样 恩恩
but I think you’re even funnier in real life 但我认为你在现实生活中更有趣
Because you edit our all the beautifulness 因为你妙笔生花
I knew a face touch was coming. 我就知道你要摸我脸
I knew I wasn’t gonna get out of this video without some kind of face touch 我知道 我就是摆脱不了 一录视频 脸就要被蹂躏
Bacon or Nutella? 培根还是花生酱 哪个更爱
It’s so hard. Both. 好难抉择 我都爱
What is your opinion of my eyebrows? 你对我的眉毛有什么看法
I thought they’d be less coarse and they’re actually nice. 我觉得它们不是那么粗糙 确实挺好看的
They’re good, they’re good texture. 不错的眉毛 手感极好
But they’re not as good as yours 但是还是比不上你的
What ? 啥
Well I mean, you have famous eyebrows. Literally. 我是说 你的眉毛比较有名 字面意义上的
You maybe have the most famous eyebrows on earth right now 你现在大概有地球上最有名的眉毛
-No -Who? Yeah you can’t even think of someone. It’s you! 并没有 那谁的眉毛最有名 你都想不出个名字 就是你
-Have you read the book Paper Towns? -No 你读过那本书吗 纸镇 没有
-Yes, you have. -Of course I have. 没错 你看过 我当然读了
It was really good. I really liked it. I didn’t actually… 这书棒极了 我很喜欢 我没想到
yeah, I didn’t know how good you were 是的 我不晓得你这么棒
thanks man 谢了哥们儿
I thought you were gonna be, not to be rude, but like younger 我觉得你 无意冒犯啊 更年轻些
Because you do it from a young person’s perspective so well 因为从一个年轻人的角度来看 你干得很棒
-But I am in fact really old. –You’re. 但是实际上我挺老的 是的
What is your favorite word? 你最喜欢的词是哪个
My favorite word and my least favorite word in one is regime 我最喜欢的词也是最不喜欢的词 体制
How did you feel when you found out you’d been cast for this? 当你要演这个角色的时候 你有什么感受
I cried. I remember where I was, like the whole thing. 我哭了 我记得我当时在哪儿 一切都记得
-I just remember freaking the freak out.-Where were you 我只记得我吓坏了 你当时在哪儿
I was actually by myself, which is a bit sad, but I was in a hotel room 我当时一个人 有点忧伤 在宾馆房间里
Getting ready for work, and I got called, and I just started crying. 正准备开工 接到电话 我就开始哭
It was too much 对我来说意味着太多了
I knew that you were gonna get it from when I watched your audition 当我看你的试镜时 我就知道你会得到这个角色
-Really? -Yeah. -That’s so nice 真的吗 是的 演得很好
What do you want to be when you grow up? 你长大后的梦想是什么
President. Prime Minister. An astronaut! 总统 总理 宇航员
An astronaut Prime Minister 一名宇航员总统
An alien-fighting Princess Peach with steroid injecting angel gun with wings. 抗击外星人的桃子公主 后背生翅 拿着类固醇枪做武器
On a unicorn! Multi-colored. With golden eyes 坐骑是独角兽 彩色的 眼睛是金色的
That’s good. That’s detailed. Someone is gonna draw that. 好棒 细节赞 会有人画出来的
I hope so. Oh I want to be a lion slash monkey 我也希望 我想成为一直刀疤
Describe your friend Nat Wolff in three words 用三个词形容一下你的朋友Nat
-Rambunctious. - yup 粗暴 嗯哼
-Delicious -agree 美味 同意
-And nutritious. -Strongly agree. yeah 有营养 强烈同意 是啊
-Totally. - He’s good to be around -And funny too 完全同意 有他在身边挺好 又很风趣
But not… he’s less funny than he is nutritious 不是 比起有营养 他没那么风趣
Yeah, I agree 我同意
Would you rather the world contain a puppy-sized elephant 你是希望世上有狗一样大的大象
or an elephant-sized puppy? 还是大象一样大的狗
-A puppy-sized elephant -Yes -Obviously 狗一样大的大象 恩恩 没错
What’s your favorite fruit? 你最喜欢吃什么水果
Passion fruit. 百香果
What is your favorite color? 最喜欢的颜色
Periwinkle blue 长春花那蓝紫色
And what is the meaning of life? 生活的意义是什么
Love 爱
Thanks cara. Thanks for being in my video 谢谢抽哥谢谢来我的节目做客
Thanks john. 谢谢John
So there you have it Hank. Hank你听到了
Care Delevingne likes my eyebrows and is an octopus. 卡拉狄哇咔啦喜欢我的眉毛 也是只章鱼
It occurs to me that I forgot to say “good morning” to you in this video 我忽然想起来 我忘了对你说早上好了
So good morning, it’s actually nighttime, but good morning 所以 早上好 现在已经是晚上了 但是早上好
And now having said that, I will see you on Friday, 现在得说 周五再见
when the Project for Awesome begins. 那会儿Project for Awesome的项目也启动了
听译－贪玩。凌凌 打轴：啊满 总监：杂杂 Roses菜鸟字幕组
Links in the doobly-doo to all the Project for Awesome stuff! 所有关于Project for Awesome的链接都在doobly-doo
I’m so excited! Goodbye! 我好姬动呐 再见