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"Vanderpump Rules"...
- Nothing. - What is the problem?
- Nothing. - Can I just talk to my friend?
- My boyfriend. - Inappropriate at a wine party.
- I'm sure we can both agree there does not need to be
an issue with us. I wanna move the on.
- Yes, I do wanna do that.
I wanna be friends with Dayna. Hello. How's your week been?
Bang. Goodbye. No bang. Not, like, bang, like banging.
- I went to an AA meeting yesterday,
and I said, "I'm an alcoholic."
- If ever you question the path you've decided to take,
you can call me.
- Will you marry me?
- Oh...my God.
Yes. Oh, my God. I'm so happy.
Are you kidding me? So this is from Carter to Beau.
"Don't forget to thank Kristen for hooking you guys up.
She made it happen, and now you and Stassi treat her like sh--."
This is why I don't like them.
- Is this Carter's sad attempt to get Kristen back,
by following their ----ing relationship?
♪ You know that it's our time ♪
♪ These are the best days of our lives ♪
♪ Just raise your glasses high ♪
♪ This one's for you tonight ♪
♪ Oh, oh ♪
♪ Another day, another dollar bill, yeah ♪
♪ I do it for the money and for the thrill, yeah ♪
♪ Another day, another dollar bill, yeah ♪
♪ Big dollar bill, yeah, big dollar bill, yeah ♪
♪ Another day, another dollar bill, yeah ♪
- Oh, my gosh. It's just like opening a CD.
- Hi. - Hi.
- How are you?
- Good. - So...
We might be sending some tickets over here.
Jax is gonna be an hour late for some ----ing reason.
- An hour late? I don't understand.
- I have no idea how he gets away with half the sh--
he gets away with. I love these earrings you have.
- Thank you. - So cute.
- Thank you. - Oh. Nice hair.
- I know. This hair is unreal.
- I like the curly hair. - You like it?
- Yeah, it's good. - When I just kind of go...
do nothing and let it chill, this is what comes out of it.
- So how come you never wear your hair curly then?
- I don't know. My mom-- she's always like,
"Yes, you have such a beautiful face.
Pull the hair off your face," and I just say, all right.
- Sorry, Mom.
- Hey, toots. - Hi!
- How's it going? How was your weekend?
- Hi. It was good. I told you, I think,
uh, we went to Palm Springs, Brett and I.
- Oh, for the music video. - Yeah, yeah.
- How was it? - We shot, um, a bunch of, like,
the bedroom stuff. - Was it "Good as Gold"?
- No, no. It's called "One More Time."
It's like, um, an R&B, kinda like baby-making type of song.
So different than anything I've ever done.
I will say when he agreed to do this,
like, I mean, this is months ago,
and I know, like, you guys kind of...have a thing?
- This is the second guy that I've liked
that Scheana has taken out to Palm Springs.
What the goes on in Palm Springs?
- It was like, just, turn on the bedroom light.
We're actors. Have fun with it.
- Can't wait to see it. I...
- I have some stuff I could show you.
This, like...raw footage.
So there's no audio.
- Wow, you guys are full on doing it.
- There's a part where he snapped my bra off.
- Are you topless?
- Um, I may have been in that part.
- Oh, God. Scheana.
- I think I might have bit his ear.
- I literally don't know what to say about it.
Like, I'm so uncomfortable.
Wow. - Yeah, so...
- That's a video. That is-- That's a video right there.
- Yeah, so... - Good for you.
- Found this place online.
Seemed pretty good. Got really good reviews.
- Only in L.A. does it have a shoe sneaker cleaning place.
- Yes. - My dad knew I was doing this,
he'd be like, "Seriously? Just get some Comet. You'll be fine."
- Welcome, guys. - So, uh, we got some shoes.
- Let's check them out. - What method do you use?
Do you use, like, a top secret method or...
- Uh, it's definitely we have our ways of cleaning them
that we, like, don't necessarily disclose to people, though.
- Dude, is that a... - I got a sneaker bag.
Dude, I'm a big sneaker guy. - What?
- I've got my cleaning supplies. - That's the most
Tom Sandoval thing ever. - I know.
You know, I haven't really had any
sudden urge to hang out with Tom Sandoval lately,
just because I feel he hasn't been a great friend.
Once in a while, can you just say, "Hey, dude,
"you know, I'm still here for your wedding.
I can't wait for your big day."
- The pastor that you had until, like, three days ago,
I'm wondering, like, why it took Lisa coming to you guys
about this guy-- - No, no, no.
I'm not talking about this.
The only person I'm having a problem with is you.
But you know, I really do need to get my sneakers cleaned,
so why not let Tom Sandoval pay for the gas?
- Why do they have this tag thing on it?
- Okay, I'm little older. I'm still trying to keep it young.
I'm gonna be honest. Is that a cool thing to do,
or should I take it off?
- I take off all my tags personally.
- Really? - Yeah.
- So your total's $122. - Okay.
- Uh...it didn't go through. - Didn't go through?
- No. - Dude, it happens to me
every single time I go out anywhere.
- Oh, my God, Jax, your card is declined.
- That can't be right.
- Um, we were unable to obtain authorization on your card.
- Here, just use this one.
- I'm just gonna take the shoes to the back.
- Sounds good, man. Thank you so much.
- Cool. - So I went to Kristen's,
and I helped her cut her grass.
She's involved everybody in her relationship
for the last year.
She says, like, "Well, you know, I still love him,"
but I'm like, "Do you still love him?"
I'm like, "You've been hanging out with a couple other guys."
- He knows about the guy that I kissed
like, back in February.
He saw a text message and...
- He saw a text message from the guy?
- Yeah. - What'd it say?
- Peach and eggplant emojis. - No. Oh, no.
We don't know what goes on behind closed doors.
I don't know what goes on behind closed doors in your house
or...right? - Yeah.
- I mean, you're fine. You're happy. This is just...
- Yeah, dude, yeah. You know, we're great.
- Really? - Dude, we've been
better than ever, man.
- I just see sometimes she, like, gives you
some backhanded comments. I've noticed that.
- That's some sort of
exaggeration or miscommunication.
We don't really name-call. Like, I've never really...No.
- You've never said, "Man, you're being a bitch right now"?
- I've never really said that.
- I thought she was being a bitch many, many times.
- I'm gonna give you some really good advice.
Sometimes I know, like, people come after you
or might question you. - Yeah.
- Sometimes it's good to just take a second,
not get too responsive. You know, like--
- Oh, I'm bad at that. Dude, I'm 100% bad at that.
- I mean, it's something that'll really help you out, Jax.
I feel like when Jax gets bored, he just picks something
or somebody to just focus all of his attention and anger on
just so he can feel important or better about himself.
- You know, I-I do a lot of-- a lot of things,
but, you know, it's life.
- No, I know. I'm just-- I'm trying to help you out,
as like, you know, as a friend.
- Literally, 'cause if someone said,
"Wow, your hair doesn't look good today,"
and I'll be like, "You mother----er.
I'm gonna gut you like a pig." You know?
No one's perfect.
♪ Oh, whoa, oh ♪
- I hate this frickin' driveway!
- Oh, my God. You're fine. You're totally fine.
- Success! Let me get my stuff.
- Kingsley! - Hi!
Hello.
Hi. - Luda!
- You wanna put sunglasses on?
- How do those stay on?
- Oh, my God! - Kingsley,
you're such a cool guy.
- Oh, my God. - So how are you feeling?
New engaged! - So good.
It's so weird, Brittany. I thought I was gonna be like,
"Oh, when I get engaged, I'm gonna be a chill bride.
Like, I'm gonna be so easy." Nope.
- Oh, I knew you wouldn't. If you guys ever thought
I was being annoying, I just have a feeling
you're gonna be, like, just double.
- People thought I was a monster on my birthday.
Ha! Hysterical. Just you wait.
My wedding's gonna be a ----ing nightmare.
But we haven't put our rings together yet.
- Yeah! - It's so fun.
- Oh, my God. I love it. That looks so pretty.
- How annoying do you think we are?
- We're really annoying. - Yeah.
- But off. I don't really care, 'cause I'm happy.
- Yeah. The other day, when I posted my engagement photo,
someone wrote, "Oh, my God. I've never been more excited
for a couple to get married," and then Jax commented
on their comment and said, "Really? That hurts"
on my photo. - Oh, no.
- And it's like, "Jax, let me have my engagement photo
out there without you getting pissed."
- But, no, sorry, yeah, Jax is an attention whore, but...
But he's happy for you guys.
- I'm sorry. - No, it's okay.
I know you and Kristen are in, like, weird outs or whatever.
Her not being there for y'all's engagement,
like, well, like, really killed her.
I'm not trying to, like, bring it down by any means.
But, um, Jax and I are
gonna have a big pool party, like, next week.
If Kristen comes, like, are-- does that mean
you're not gonna come? - No, I'll still come.
- Okay, good. - Yeah, I just feel like--
- That's the stuff that worries me,
because I'm, like, I don't want my friends not to come.
I frickin' love to host. I love cooking.
I love cleaning and getting everything ready and prepared.
This is gonna be our first time having, like,
a big group of people at our new house.
- Well, we'll still come and stuff.
- Okay. - It's just, like, Kristen,
if you can't get along with us in, like, our normal moments,
then you're not gonna be at our big moments.
- Yeah.
- What's up, guys? Squeeze by real quick.
Sorry, man.
- So you're gonna muddle a few limes,
and then you're gonna do 2 ounces of vodka.
One, two, three, and that's-- that's fine. that's fine.
Give it a good shake.
So then we're gonna do some fresh ice.
Very much to the top--
That's good. You're a natural.
- I'm actually dying to bartend.
- Then garnish with a little mint sprig like that.
And it gets a straw. - Do we need to add more ice
or anything to make it, like, more full, or is that okay?
- You do a splash of soda.
- Hi! - Hey, what's up?
- Wanna see some footage of my music video?
- Not really. - Who...
What's up your ass?
- I'm just really ----ing tired of people not being honest.
Everyone yells at me for being a liar and this,
but everybody else is such full of bullsh--.
- Like who? - Kristen. Tom and Ariana.
I know there's sh-- in there. - Wait. What about Kristen?
- Just, like, that... her relationship sh--.
- But what is she lying about? I think she's very transparent
with the issues. - No, she's not.
I took her bait hook, line, and sinker.
- I mean, it's the same thing
with Tom. It's just...
I'm like, "Listen, dude, there's something going on
"between you and Ariana because anytime anybody asks you
about your relationship, you don't talk about it."
I honestly think their relationship
is kind of, like, a façade.
It's supposed to be looking pretty from the outside.
I just don't see them happy together.
I think they're two different people.
I think buying that house together was a bad idea.
That is not a normal relationship to me.
At this point, I feel like I've made
a lot of changes in my life, and I'm like, "Hey, man,
maybe I can help."
I don't know miserable Ariana that much.
- She's not miserable. Don't say that. That's rude.
- I think she's absolutely miserable.
I'm allowed to say what I want. - She--She's struggled
with chronic depression, and that's something that--
- You can't throw the depression around.
- That's a chemical imbalance in your brain.
- No, no, that's fine, but every time that you're okay,
but if you don't like something, I don't like the way
this conversation is going, "I'm depressed."
- Are you going to Max's beach cleanup tomorrow?
- I'm not gonna come 'cause I'm just gonna stay home
and, like, make sure I have everything
for this really nice dinner party.
I'm cooking and everything. - Getting everything ready?
- Yeah. Are you coming or no?
- Is it okay if I come a-- 'Cause I'm gonna go.
- Yeah. - I might be a little late.
- Just come from there and, like...
- Easy breezy? - Yeah, easy breezy.
- Are you going to Max's beach cleanup tomorrow?
- I'm not, and I'm gonna tell you why.
It's not because Max is doing a beach cleanup.
I'm all for that, but we all live in the Valley.
Why would we all get in our cars?
- It's the ocean and animals in the ocean.
- But we're driving in six cars to get down there.
Fumes in the air defeats the purpose.
Do it somewhere else. Don't do it at the beach.
- The beach. It was just a question.
You don't need to get worked up about it.
Will I see you at the beach tomorrow? Rawr!
- Coming up...
- Scheana invited me to shoot her music video.
- ♪ Keep it right there, keep it right there ♪
- I felt a little violated at some point.
- Uhh! Okay. Watch out.
Get your blankie out of the way.
You like it?
- Hello? - Hello!
- Hi, Lisa. Look how cute the new merch is.
- Cute, right? - Yes.
Haven't we got two dogs coming in from Puerto Rico?
- Oh, you could help intake. - Oh! I would love that.
- Okay, well, we could stop the retail.
- She's good at doing intake. Aren't you?
- This is... - I intake wherever you feel.
- Glad to see the old Lala still in existence, right?
- I don't need a cocktail, Lisa, to be a little vulgar.
- True dat!
Can you believe I'm approaching 10 months of sobriety?
- You could have had a baby.
- You wanna know what's so crazy?
I-I think James might be steering clear of drinking.
I'm really proud of him.
- Oh, my love! Where did you find this pink silverware?
- I have been doing stuff today. Okay?
- And these flowers?
- Yeah, I went and got them fresh for you.
- Aw. - We're gonna have filet mignon
with roasted potatoes and roasted carrots.
I've lost sense of what really mattered to me
and what didn't matter to me, and now I know.
I'm very serious about rebuilding the relationships
in my life that mean the most to me, you know?
That's what life's all about.
- Mmm. - Max texted me.
They're having, like, a beach day.
It's like a clean up the beach, and he invited us.
- Good. - Honestly, it made my day
when he texted me and invited me 'cause it's like
an everyone thing, so I know that it was like,
"Who should we invite?"
So I just hope that I'm, like, enough, sober, you know?
- Well, of course you're enough. - Yeah? Okay.
- I think the ultimate you is when you're sober.
- I'm pretty, like, fun to be around.
- You're so fun to be around. - Not ----ed up.
James, you're so fun to be around.
- I know!
- He was aware that he'd lost, obviously, his job,
all his friends, blah, blah, blah,
but when it was Raquel, I think then...
- Shook him up. - ...it really struck a chord.
- Whatever it may be, I'm so happy.
- I really think he's on the path to recovery,
but I'm cautiously optimistic.
- Yeah.
♪ It's a beautiful day in L.A. ♪
♪ A beautiful day in L.A. ♪
- What's up, Maxi Pad?
- What's up, guys? Still windy, but it's nice.
- I got fruit and string cheese, of course.
- How are you? - Good. How are you?
- What's up, everybody? - What's up?
- Hey, bro.
- Congratulations. - Thank you.
This is awkward as .
- What's up? - What's up, guys?
- What up, guys?
- All right, guys. The ocean's always been, like,
a really big part of my life.
I was born in Hawaii. I grew up in San Diego.
Both heavy beach towns.
So I really appreciate you guys coming out today
to do a beach clean, beach hangout.
The trash and plastic that's floating in the ocean
is just really bad for any sea life.
It means a lot to me that-- to make sure that it's clean
because I myself am swimming in that.
So, yeah, we'll spend a little time picking up some trash
and then hang out and just enjoy each other's company, yeah?
- Thanks, Coach. Whoo!
- Let's do it!
- You wanna get sexy tonight? - You know what?
We can get sexy tonight,
and these will go right up your butthole.
- Oh, wow, why do you gotta take it to that level?
- Oh, man. It blew away.
- Vegan and trash picker-upper. You're doing so much.
- This is a substantial piece of trash.
- Dude, Tom, look at all this.
Plastic, a ----ing turtle could get its head in that.
- Max has brought us to do a beach cleanup
at literally the cleanest beach I've ever been to.
- Trash games. Wow, you guys are losing.
- The contents of my bag so far are my glove and a feather.
- This beach is actually cleaner than my house.
- Dude, what's everyone been up to?
- How was Palm Springs, Brett?
- What'd you do in Palm Springs?
- Scheana invited me to shoot her music video.
I think it's called "One More Time."
- Uh-huh.
- Uh, it's about having sex a couple times.
Other than that-- - One more time, apparently.
I saw a clip of you guys, like, in the bed.
- ♪ You already know what I'm missing ♪
- Fake strokes and everything. Fake pipe laying.
- ♪ Keep it right there, keep it right there ♪
- I felt a little violated at some point.
- In what capacity? - Like, when she was biting
and licking my ----ing ear wax out of my ear.
- ♪ So come on here, give me my fix ♪
- I had to, like, say no a couple times.
If I literally wanted to have sex with her on camera
for that video, easily could have happened, I feel like.
- Shut up. - Easily.
- She was like, "Do you want a blow job?"
I was like, "no."
- And that's hard, 'cause I love blow jobs.
- You are ----ing lying right now.
- No. I'm not trying to lead her on to think that, you know,
I was doing her a ----ing favor, you know what I mean?
- Do you think she sees the difference
between you doing her a favor... - No.
- ...and you grinding her on the bed?
- I'm telling you no. No. - No?
- You have to set boundaries,
or you will get taken advantage of.
- But it's really hard with Scheana.
You could literally be, like, "This isn't gonna happen."
- Haven't you said that? - Yeah.
- And she would still in the back of her mind, like...
- Yeah. - "So you're saying
there's a chance?" - Yes!
- I wonder why Jax isn't here.
- Yeah. I was like, I didn't tell you yet, but, um,
Jax texted me basically saying, "I need to cancel,"
that it's a dumb idea,
and everyone's pissed off at me for planning this.
- Let me see it. Let me-- Do you have your phone?
- Yeah. And then he just texted me today, too.
- "I don't think you understand we'll be driving for 4 hours.
"You have to cancel this dumb idea.
"This is dumb and pointless. Nobody cares!
It's frustrating."
I know. - He's trying to one-up me.
He's like, "I'm too busy for this. I have a lot going on."
- Wait. Jax--Jax is trying to one-up you?
I've never heard that before, so I've just gotta--
- Yeah. - I gotta let that sink in.
- Stop acting like you're the number-one ----ing guy
in this group, man.
I'm the number-one guy in this group.
- I just feel like Jax just gets, like, jealous
because, like, the wedding's done or something,
and he's not, like, the center of attention.
I don't know, man. - Whatever. I'm not upset
that he's not here. That's all I can really say, so...
- Coming up...
- Such a ----ing liar.
- Calm the hell down.
- For somebody who loves to talk about the truth,
she sure lies about everything. - Jax...
Tell me what's going on with you.
♪ Take, take ♪
♪ Me away, hey-eh-eh ♪
♪ Away, hey-eh-eh ♪
- You know I was quarterback. - Were you?
- Sixth and seventh grade.
- Are you excited for tomorrow?
- Are you coming? - Yeah, I'm coming.
- My job as an entrepreneur is never done.
My James Mae partner and I are hosting a pop-up event.
We hope to spread the word about our brand
and sell some shirts.
Scheana asked Stassi if she was coming, and she said no.
- I don't think Katie's coming either.
- I mean, I'm not surprised. - Yeah.
- I was hopeful. - Yeah.
- Who's texting you? Why? Why-- - Jax.
- Wow!
- ----ing lame, dude. - I know, but listen to me.
If he doesn't wanna be here, that's his decision, you know?
- I know. - Nothing for you
to worry about.
- Oh, whoa.
- This is ----ing awesome, bro.
Well, you're a great dude, man. Dude, the other day
when I was at Scheana's, she's like, "Just so you know,
Dayna told me that, you know, she still has feelings for Max."
- Look at this bitch right here.
- Fiancées! - Fiancées!
- How do you really feel, though?
- Wait. Hold on.
Everyone's telling me that you're in, like,
a weird love triangle.
- I don't like talking about it.
I don't like talking about how I feel.
- But why? Why? It's me. - I just don't like it.
- It's me. - No, I don't care.
I don't care. I don't wanna talk about it.
- Let's just say I ----ed her. Would you be mad?
- Inow that they're really good friends,
and that's an unfortunate situation for me to be in,
but I told Brett the other day.
I was like, "I wish I met you before I met Max."
- Oh, sh--.
- I think that Brett is a much better guy than Max.
It's all fun and games to be
with the emotionally unavailable hot guy
until it comes time to actually have a real conversation
about your feelings.
- Thanks, you guys, for coming. I appreciate all of you.
- Oh, yeah, dude. - It's been awesome.
- Thanks for putting this together, Max.
- Of course. - Thanks, Coach.
- Why isn't Jax here? - He just...
- Glorified Target...
- He didn't feel like driving this far.
- He said that everyone was mad at me for planning this
and that it was a dumb idea and that I should cancel.
- I wasn't mad. Beau wasn't mad. I can speak for us.
- You're doing great. Don't listen to that.
He's just in a 'tude.
- He was on his man period, Bubba.
Since I met Jax,
getting the occasional borderline abusive rage text
was just kind of part of the dynamic of our relationship.
However, after the first year, I developed this technique.
You just delete it. As soon as they come in,
you keep deleting 'em, and then you sleep in peace,
and you wake up in peace, and you live happily ever after.
I do the same thing with Katie, to be honest.
- He texted me once I got here and was like, "I'm sorry.
I should've came."
He said, "I think it's an-- it's 'Mercury's Gatorade.'"
- Jax is such an idiot.
I mean, he will literally point his finger at anyone or anything
to absolve himself from any wrongdoing,
including "Mercury's Gatorade."
- He will, like, blurt out and say things
that he does not mean, and then he will be like...
- No, I know. I just woke up to, like, texts from him...
- ...hardcore sorry about it. - ...like five paragraphs
of stuff, and just kinda, like, going off. Like...
- I know. He shouldn't have done that.
- This ----er.
- It really sucks that I always feel like I have to answer
and take up for Jax whenever he does things like this,
but I married him knowing he was that person,
so now I just have to deal with it.
I'm gonna tell him to stop.
- You guys, no rush at all. Just whenever you're ready.
I'll leave that there for ya.
- Hello. - Hi!
- How are you? You look like you're gonna blow the place up.
What are you up to?
- I have a big birthday party tonight.
- You do? I just texted your other half.
- Yeah. - Or a couple of hours ago,
and he said to me--because I actually check on your boyfriend
more than I check on my children.
- He told me. He told me that you...
- Right? - ...check in on him.
- Doing okay? - Yeah, I'm doing really well.
Still haven't drank. I've got a meeting.
- Well, you're not going to when I keep bugging you.
Well, I do. I hope he's telling me the truth.
- He is. We actually went to the club last night.
And I got a cover so I could go with him,
and he didn't drink a sip.
- Okay. He said he's doing really well,
but I just--I'm just never quite sure
if I'm getting the true story.
I'm such a kind of fixer, such a mother.
You know, I just want to kind of make everything right.
It's not just about being sober. It's about being honest with me.
- Given his history-- - But you're not in a place
that you're gonna defend him anymore, I hope.
- No. This time, it's different.
This time, I'm really-- - Is it different?
Is your relationship different? - It is.
- Anyway, you're doing really well.
- Gotta light this. - Okay, go do that.
- All right.
Coming up...
- It's never good enough.
I just don't want you to start going back into your old ways.
- We're not "Leave It to Beaver."
If you want that, I can give you that,
but we're gonna have to move to Kentucky.
- Ariana, this looks beautiful.
- Thanks. - Looks great.
- I've learned to manage my depression better
by focusing on things that I love.
And I've always really loved hosting and cooking for people.
So I'm just blocking everything else the out.
- Hey, we let ourselves in! - Ooh!
I love what you haven't done with the place.
- Oh, thanks.
- La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la- la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
Get the out.
- Hi. - What up, guys?
- Hi!
I am so ----ing tired after the beach.
- Cheers, guys. - Look at that.
- Thanks, dude. - Yoo-hoo!
It smells good in here. - Whoa, sh--,
where'd you come from?
- You guys taking shots without me?
- Coffee and mocha. - Mmm. Smells good in here.
- Long time no see. - I know.
- Lisa got me the best... - Oh, is it supposed to...
- Oh, yeah. - Smells expensive.
- Ah! - Hey, Tom.
- What's up? - Hi.
- The Jax saga continues, man. I got some rage texts.
- Oh, trust me, I got it on the way over here.
- Wait. Wait, really? What did he say?
He said, "If you're talking sh--,
"Don't bother coming to my house Friday.
And if you're not, then you can disregard this."
Then an hour later, he texted back, "So you did!
Please don't come to my pool party Friday."
He texted me, as I'm coming from the beach, he says,
"Wow! You're really crying to my wife
"'cause you can't come to my house?
"Really?! Wow, dude. You aren't coming!
Cry all you want!" And I said, "Dude, all I did
"was ask you to come to a beach day with everyone,
and you told me it was a dumb idea,"
and he's like, "Then don't come to my house.
You're not welcome!" And I'm like,
"I don't get where this is coming from."
He's like, "Stop texting me," so I just thumbed-up it,
and I just let it go.
- Dude, you guys dare me to throw a ----ing giant rager here
like, the day of Jax's party?
- You should hire James-- - Like, dude--
- From a purely scientific standpoint, yes.
- Yes? - Well, he was a dick to you
for no reason. It was completely unprovoked.
- Let's be real. Because today wasn't about Jax.
- What have I done to him? - So he didn't wanna come.
It's not about Jax anymore. The wedding's over.
Jax is at that place where it's like, okay,
"My 40th's over. The wedding's over.
"No one's paying attention to me,
so I'm just gonna fight with all of my friends."
Classic Jax.
- I think it'd be kind of nice. I think it would, like,
teach Jax, like, a ----ing lesson, right?
- My panties just got a little wet thinking about that idea
because, like, I...
you know, I like to go low sometimes.
- All right, guys.
Dinner is served.
- Let's do it. Hey, are we allowed to have phones or no?
- So hungry. - No.
- Whoever picks up their phone first
has to buy Tom and Ariana a table.
- Yeah!
Karate...chop...negativity
out of life!
- Whoa! - Mmm!
- Thank you for, uh, making dinner, guys.
- Thank you. - Mm-hmm.
- I just wanna say thank you for coming over
and having dinner with us on our rental table
and our folding chairs.
- And I'm just happy you guys are here and in my life.
And I love you all of you. - I'm so happy I know you.
- Love you.
- Thank you for cooking.
- Thank you. - Yeah.
- Yeah, thank you for cooking. Cheers.
- There better be sheet cake for dessert.
- Sheet cake?
Eat your food. Shut up.
- Hey, you done with that meat, dog?
- Yeah, man. - Can I have that?
That was ----ing delicious. - Thank you so much, guys.
- I'll get that.
- Oh, I was just about to clear that. Sorry.
- Come with me outside. - Okay.
Take a seat out here?
- Yeah. It's nice. - It is nice.
- I'm not really good at expressing what I feel,
so I'm gonna pitch for a little bit, but...
Okay.
- I feel a little weird about seeing you and Brett.
I'm not here to tell you don't-- do not do this.
I'm not ever gonna do that to you.
What I'm saying is that I...
I clearly have feelings still.
They're...I just...
- The next shiny thing is gonna come along,
and then I'm gonna be in your rearview in two seconds.
Like, I fully see that happening, you know, so...
- I don't think that's true, though.
Yes, I've hooked up with this person, that person.
I've had my--my past.
But I've never moved forward like I have with--
like I did with you.
- So then why wouldn't you keep moving forward
unless it was because you were glad that...
you didn't want to be with me? - Because it was--
It scared the sh-- out of me. It scares the sh-- out of me
for having feelings like that for somebody. That's why.
It wasn't an excuse. It wasn't a cop out.
It was like, oh, yep, we have a little blowout,
so I'm just gonna run with it and we're done. No, I, like...
If anything, I was like, oh, we had a little blowout,
and I'm scared because I really like her
and I don't--I'm--I don't like that I like her
because you know what happens when you really like somebody
and you move forward, you fall in love,
and what happens with love, sometimes it goes south, and...
From what I've experienced...
it's just not good for me.
- Interesting.
I've never stopped caring for Max,
so to hear him say that he likes me,
I think that part of the reason he's saying that
is because Brett is in the picture,
and part of the reason is he does really care about me,
but it makes me feel really confused.
- I'm just--I'd want you to know
I had feelings for you. Still do.
I feel a little weird about you and Brett hanging out
here and there. It is what it is.
I'm cool with it, but I'm also not, but it's okay.
I still love you guys. - Are you hearing this?
It's, like, no, I get what you're saying,
but are you hearing yourself right now? I'm, like...
- Yeah, I sound crazy. No, I know.
So all over the board. - I'm getting ----ing whiplash.
- No, I know, but I'm not going to attack you over it.
You know what I mean? I'm not gonna be, like,
like, if you and Brett hang out again, I'm gonna be like,
what the ?! I'm just gonna be like, okay.
I mean...
- What am I supposed to do with that?
That's so ----ing ambiguous.
- Keep your hands to yourself when you hang out with Brett.
What do you think?
- I don't know. I don't love it. We'll see.
- Coming up...
- At some points, I just felt a little uncomfortable.
I was like, "Oh, let's keep my jeans on.
You were just like, "Take 'em all off" and all that sh--.
- Yeah, it's called acting, Brett. Don't take it so serious.
♪ Take a snapshot ♪
♪ This could be your last moment tonight ♪
- This looks really good.
Are we good on Wi-Fi? - We couldn't find the password.
- Yeah, we definitely need the right Wi-Fi password...
- Hey.
- Wow!
- This is pretty.
- Look through everything and tell me what you want.
Okay, and I'll give you a discount code.
- Did you get a perm? - Hi!
- That looks like a perm. - How are you?
- He has it, like, messy right now.
- Oh, my gosh, man. - Are you jealous of his hair?
- Little bit. Hey, man, it's like...
- Thank you for coming. - Thanks for inviting me.
Very sweet. - Of course.
Everyone get wasted and shop.
- Hi.
Can I get a little more syrup on my snow cone? Thank you.
- Is there booze in that? - Yeah.
So...I was talking to Shaun2 this morning,
and for Friday, it's just, like, one little thing
that he needs you for.
- Are you gonna be making out with my ear
or biting it this time?
Just because, like, we shot that bedroom scene.
Literally simulated a sex situation.
- Yeah, it's called acting, Brett. Don't take it so serious.
- You know that I came there and I was like,
"Oh, let's keep my jeans on."
You were just like, "Take 'em all off," and all that sh--
and I'm like, "Okay." So... - Who wears clothes in bed?
I wasn't saying get naked.
- I think Scheana and I's idea of a sexy music video
is completely opposite. Like, for me, less is more.
Give the audience a chance to wonder what's going on.
No, Scheana literally wants to just, like, show everybody.
- ♪ You already know what I'm missing ♪
- It's not sexy.
All right. I just felt--some... - Yeah.
- At some points, I just felt a little uncomfortable,
and I don't want you to have the wrong...
- Oh, well, I'm sorry. - I just don't want you
to have the wrong idea about that because I don't wanna--
- Don't be so cocky. - Cocky?
- Just--Just a music video.
It's called "One More Time."
It's about having, you know, one last time.
So to then, like, come back, like, dumbfounded,
like, "Oh, I didn't know I was gonna be half naked in her bed,"
like, that's exactly the concept of the video.
I felt uncomfortable, too, just FYI, like...
- You felt uncomfortable? - Yeah, it was kind of awkward.
- I don't believe you.
- Because I'm really good at my job,
and I'm actress, and if I need to look and act sexy,
trust me, I can turn it on like that.
- I don't believe you that
you didn't like licking my ear and biting it.
- I'm gonna go buy some T-shirts.
- Okay. - Good chat.
- ...some stuff. - What's up, Jax?
- Hey, man. - What's up, dude?
- How's it going, dude? - Bro, I wanna talk
to you for a second. Do you mind?
- Yeah, yeah. - Can I sit here?
- Yeah. - All right. Um, first of all,
I wanna say I'm sorry for yesterday.
Uh, that was not my intention.
I'm the first one to apologize when I do something wrong,
and I was absolutely out of line.
I'm personally just... it's starting to show,
but I've been hiding it for a month.
I'm going through some mental, uh, problems right now,
like, some mental issues,
and I'm angry all of the time, all of the time, angry.
I call it an episode.
- Knowing Jax, I'm 90% sure he's full of sh--
and really just trying to spin this around
to create pity for himself.
- I know. I--Part of my rage texting yesterday
was uninviting you to my party on Friday,
but you guys obviously can come. That's not my intention.
So...All right. I appreciate it, man. I'm sorry.
- Sorry. - It's fine, dude.
- It's a music video. - I know.
- I even had music videos. I'm a mo--If you're a model,
too, you kinda know what it was for things like that.
- Yeah, literally. Brett.
- You guys gonna talk? - Yeah. Um...
- Well, I'm gonna skedaddle. You guys have fun.
- Talk to me. - I just don't...
want you feeling any more uncomfortable,
and now I feel uncomfortable,
so you don't have to come Friday.
- Well, listen, you don't have to be all, like,
weirdly professional about it.
Listen, if you want me to be there--
- I mean, I could say you're fired,
but I'm not paying you, so I'm trying to be professional.
I'm just saying...
- I mean, you can't say I'm fired.
Dude, I did you a favor. - That's what I said.
I said I'm not trying to be--
- Like, don't get weird about this.
You don't want me there because I brought up the fact
that it made me feel uncomfortable that you were
biting my ear. - Yeah, and I don't want you
to feel uncomfortable. - But you're not.
- That makes me feel stupid and bad.
- But--But-- - Guys in L.A. ----ing suck.
I mean, if I'm being too sexy and flirty,
I'm coming on too strong.
If I'm being, like, you know, playing hard to get,
then I'm, like, not confident.
How am I supposed to know what a guy wants
if they don't ----ing say it?
You know what? How about I make it easy for you?
I don't need you. We're good. Thank you for your time.
- Are we good? I don't feel like we're good.
- That's all. Yup, we're great. - We're not good.
When you flash your fingers like that,
obviously we're not good.
Jesus Christ, bro, with this girl.
I can't do this, man.
- Do you want a snow cone? - Sure, yeah, yeah, why not?
How's--How's the event going?
- It's so good. - Why isn't Carter here?
- He's working. He actually was here this morning.
- Oh, he was? - Mm-hmm.
When Stassi axed me from her engagement party,
I felt vulnerable and alone, so I called Carter,
- We had really good sex.
- And we had sex.
And it was great.
Can we get two tequila snow cones, please?
Thank you so much, love. - You know the other day
at your house, I was asking. I'm like, "Kristen, did you--
have you hooked up with anybody?"
And you're like, "Well, this guy's sending me
some sexual emojis." - Yeah.
- But then I find out that you hooked up with this guy.
There's a video, and Carter saw it.
- No, the video's from four years ago...
- Okay, can I-- - And Carter knows that.
- You're gonna sit here and look at me dead in the eye
and swear on your entire life, on all your friendships
and everything like that, that it was four years ago?
- Jax, number one, none of your business.
Number two, four years ago. - But I don't care. Like, I'm
not gonna--What do you think, I'm gonna sit and spread it?
- Then why are you getting up my ass for it?
- Because I was-- - It was four years ago.
Carter saw it. We had the conversation.
It's ne of your ----ing business.
- You never had sex two weeks ago?
- I swear to ----ing God.
Of course I'm lying to Jax.
Jax has the biggest mouth ever.
It isn't anyone's ----ing business
except for mine and the guy who was in the video.
Ask your wife. She knows everything.
- Yeah, she told me I'm not supposed to know that.
She did.
- I haven't said a word, Kristen.
He heard this from other people. - He just did.
- I heard it from your other friends. I've heard it.
- And he keeps asking me. - Yes.
- I won't tell him sh--. - So how did he know
about the video? - Not from me.
- I would have more compassion for Kristen
if she wasn't so full of sh--.
Isn't it, like, tiring telling all these stories
and not knowing what story you told?
Like, I mean, you're losing friends left and right
because people have had enough.
- So ----ing embarrassing.
I literally can't invite anyone anywhere anymore.
- I don't think anybody outside of this
can hear anything, hopefully.
- Once again, she wants to play deny. Deny, deny, deny.
- What happened? - I don't know what's going on.
I really don't. I'm tak--
- The guy who she has been talking to--
he sent her a video of them doing...mouth on dick.
- Oral sex video. This is a dumb lie.
You should not be angry. You can whoever you want.
- You can do this not next to my booth
If you wanna talk about drama. - Oh, whatever.
- Please don't take it here. - Everybody is here, okay?
You gonna be yelling at everybody, then, not just me.
- I have no idea-- - I'm asking you right now
to not do this where I'm selling.
I said I would not wanna-- - Shh!
Lower you voice.
- Such a ----ing liar.
For somebody who loves to talk about the truth,
she sure lies about everything.
- Calm the hell down. - She's a liar.
She lives in her own delusional world.
- You're, like, literally projecting
out to people in the crowd who you don't even know.
- Good. Good. Good. I want everyone to hear.
- What is going on with you?
- Coming up...
- Hi, Lisa. - Hello.
- Would you like to anything to drink? A rosé, perhaps?
- Does the Pope have a balcony? - What?
- Does the Pope have a balcony?
- She had to think about that one.
♪ Well, I'm the hottest girl in the room ♪
♪ And I know it, and I know it ♪
♪ You're in the room ♪
- How's everything tasting? - Great. Thank you.
- Awesome.
- What's up?
Check in, maybe, a table.
- For one? - Yeah.
Okay.
- Definitely in Raquel's section.
- Don't think they're gonna give you a discount.
- Oh!
- You're not working here anymore.
- You're right, you're right, you're right.
- You guys finished? - ...our hotel--Yeah.
- Okay.
- Hi. - You're on your own?
- Yeah. Do you wanna sit?
- Is your girlfriend working? - Yeah, she's in this section,
and I thought-- - Just can't stay away, can you?
- Nope.
Very good.
- I'm not kidding.
- You know what? - I'm not kidding.
- I actually know that you're not kidding.
- Hi, Lisa. - Hello.
- Would you like anything to drink? A rosé, perhaps?
- Does the Pope have a balcony? - What?
- Does the Pope have a balcony?
- No. What does that mean? - Yeah, you do.
Yes, he does. - Yes. That's a yes.
I'm so confused.
Does everyone know that the Pope drinks rosé on the balcony?
- So that means I will have a glass of rosé.
- Okay, perfect. - You've gotta love her.
- She had to think about that one.
- She's done very well here. - Aw, thanks.
Yeah, she's having the best time working,
and, like, you know, yeah. I wish that--Yeah.
- What's wrong?
- I don't know.
- I think you do know. You just don't wanna tell me.
What do you wish? What's the matter?
- I wish that I, like, you know, we worked at the same time
in life, you know, the same time.
Like, I think it would have been cool.
- James Kennedy has no problem in asking for his job back.
He starts out sweet and polite.
- I just wanna say I miss working for ya.
I miss SUR. I miss you. I miss everything.
SUR is my everything.
- Then he slyly tries to weasel his way back in.
- I would honestly just love to work here on Wednesdays.
I thought maybe Friday night.
I just wanted to talk about see you next Tuesday.
- And then when he doesn't get what he wants,
he starts to get demanding.
- It's not gonna happen. - Ugh!
- No, no. - 'Cause no one's up there.
I get along with-- - No, what part of "no"
don't you understand?
- But this time, it seems to really feel different.
You know what?
- What?
- We actually don't have a D.J. tonight.
- But-- - You could just
get behind there.
- Really?
I won't let you down. Cheers. - Onwards and upwards, huh?
- Onwards and upwards. I love that. Thank you.
- I have a lot of confidence in you.
- Thank you. White Kanye's back in business.
- Hey.
- Lisa asked me to D.J. tonight.
- You're gonna D.J. tonight in the lounge?
- Yeah.
- Wait, that's amazing.
- I know!
- What? I'm so excited for you.
- Me, too.
- What's the difference
between two and four weeks when you said four years?
- Because you're the one going out there and saying...
- You're telling people it's four years.
- Oh, it happened two weeks ago, so if she's saying,
"Oh, no, it didn't." - Oh, my God.
Brittany, are you really making a fight about...
- I'm not. - Between two and four weeks?
- I'm just saying you act like you know.
- You're lying and telling people you said it was 4 years.
- What is making you do this, like, get mad at people...
- I don't know. - ...for things that you have
nothing to do with you?
- I'm not allowed to have a bad day?
- You are allowed to have a bad day.
- Sh--. - You always take it out
on me when you're having a bad day.
You take it out on me a lot whenever I don't deserve it.
It sucks.
I just don't get why it affected you so bad.
- Well, does that change your mind about being with me?
- No, it doesn't change my mind, Jax.
Obviously, I love you and have been through
much worse than this and stuck by your frickin' side,
so give me some credit here. You don't have to blame it
on all these bullcrap excuses. - I'm blaming it on--
Stuff comes into your brain sometimes that you can't help.
Something--I hear something. I get triggered.
I have super highs and I have super lows.
I smoke a lot, then I get hungry,
and then I gain 20 pounds, and now I'm like, sh--,
I gotta lose weight, so I take ----ing Adderall,
so it's just like... You know? I can't win.
- I don't know. It's just, like, all leading up to the wedding
and everything like that, we did not fight.
we did not have any of this stuff,
and then, like, as soon as the wedding was over,
I felt like you're just, like, it's never good enough.
- Because, Brittany, guess what? We're in a marriage.
We're gonna fight. We're gonna have brawls.
- I know that. - Okay? There's gonna be nights
where you're, like, "Get the out of my house."
We're not "Leave It to Beaver." I'm not June Cleaver and Ward.
If you want that, I can give you that,
but we're gonna have to move to Kentucky.
- I just don't want you to start going back into your old ways.
- What's old ways?
- Just being mean and... - Oh, not to you.
- I just don't wanna start seeing
the same pattern. - Why are you crying
because I'm mean to other people?
- I don't know, Jax. I don't know why I'm crying so badly.
♪ There's a fire ♪
It breaks my heart.
♪ Oh, I can't go ♪
♪ I can't stay ♪
♪ Oh, I just dive into the deep ♪
- Next time on...
- Whoo! - So from what I hear,
there's, like, competing pool parties in the Val?
- Oh, my God! - This is sick!
- Are we even gonna have anybody at our pool party?
- Do you want me to keep this garbage can over here?
I'm gonna get some-- more bags of ice are coming.
There's only eight people, so it's...
- It looks like you're losing your mind.
- I am.
- So we're developing the next door.
It's gonna be a garden bar.
- You can invest and have 10%.
- Of the whole thing. - The whole thing.
- I'd like to see you guys in. - It's decision time.
- I want someone to be ----ing me and loving me.
- You're ----ing lying about it, dude.
- I'm not-- - You are now.
- Do I lie to you? - Then look at her in the eyes
and tell her you don't ----ing have feelings for her.
- Y'all are real messy right now.
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