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        - WAH-TAH!
              HUH!

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              HUH!
              YA!

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        male announcer:
        AND NOW...

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      - ¶ HEAR THE LEGENDS
     OF THE KUNG FU PANDA ¶

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 ¶ DOONG, DOONG, DOONG, DOONG,
  DOONG-BOWNG, DOO-BOOM-BOOM ¶

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  ¶ RAISED IN A NOODLE SHOP ¶

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        ¶ NEVER SEEKING
        GLORY OR FAME ¶

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  ¶ HE CLIMBED A MOUNTAINTOP ¶

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          ¶ AND EARNED
THE DRAGON WARRIOR NAME ¶

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              HOO!
            AH! YAH!

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    ¶ KUNG FU PANDA ¶

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¶ DOONG, DA-DOONG, DOONG,
  SHU-GONG, DA-DOONG, DOONG ¶

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         ¶ MASTER SHIFU
SAW THE WARRIOR BLOSSOM ¶

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    ¶ AND MASTER THE SKILLS
OF BODACIOUS AND AWESOME ¶

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    ¶ KUNG FU PANDA ¶

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¶ DOONG, DA-DOONG, DOONG-DOONG,
    DA-DOONG, DA-DA-DOONG ¶

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          ¶ HE LIVES,
        AND HE TRAINS ¶

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        ¶ AND HE FIGHTS
    WITH THE FURIOUS FIVE ¶

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      ¶ PROTECT THE VALLEY
     SOMETHIN', SOMETHIN' ¶

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          ¶ SOMETHIN',
    SOMETHIN' ALIVE ¶

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         OOH, AH, OOH!

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    ¶ KUNG FU PANDA ¶

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¶ LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS ¶

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             SWEET.

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     [somber violin music]

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              ¶ ¶

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     - PANDA, YOU'RE NEXT.

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    TEN SECONDS TO GET
  TO THE OTHER SIDE UNSCATHED.

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            whoosh!

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        - OOH, AH, OOH.

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            UH, UH.

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              HA!
    CATLIKE REFLEXES.

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             - WAH!

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        - MONKEY!

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              UH!

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              AH!

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              GUH.

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    - TWO POINTS FOR MONKEY.

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        LIGHTS OUT, PO.

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            - DYAH.

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             AH...

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             CHOO!

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              AH!

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              OOH.
              UH.

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              OW!

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             - OOH.

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             - OOH.
              OH.

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              OH.

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        [muffled]
          GET OFF ME.

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        OH-HO-HO.

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          - PO, FIVE.
         MONKEY, FOUR.

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         - [straining]
     YOU CAN'T COUNT THAT.

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         - SURE, I CAN.

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             SHIFU,
    THAT WAS A POINT, RIGHT?

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- I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR
 CHILDISH SCORE-KEEPING, PANDA.

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             - HUH.
             - AH!

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- MONKEY, THAT WAS A DECEITFUL,
      UNDERHANDED ATTACK.

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        GOOD WORK.

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             - HA.

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          - THE POINT
    OF SNEAK-ATTACK TRAINING

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    IS TO DO THE UNEXPECTED.

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              DOY!

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            - WHAT?
              OOH!

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             - SEE?
          UNEXPECTED.

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            TIGRESS,
    YOU AND CRANE ARE NEXT.

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         - AH-AH-CHOO!

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          AH-AH-CHOO!

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         AH, AH, AH...

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            AH-CHOO!

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        - MASTER SHIFU,
        CAN WE TAKE FIVE

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 SO I CAN GO STERILIZE MY BEAK
        WITH HOT COALS?

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        - UH-OH, I THINK
    I CAUGHT TIGRESS' COLD.

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    - I DON'T HAVE...

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        [coughing]

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            A COLD.

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            [coughs]

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      - [mimics sneezing]

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        [both laughing]

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    - HEY, I GOT A COLD TOO.

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    - I DO NOT HAVE A COLD.

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            AH-CHOO!

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      - [mimics sneezing]

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             thud!

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        [both laughing]

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      - [mimics sneezing]

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        - NOT COOL, MAN.

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        [both laughing]

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         - FRIENDS LOVE
    THE SNEEZY TRICK.

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        [both laughing]

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      - I DO NOT HAVE A...

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             COLD.

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            - WAIT.

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        MAYBE YOU DON'T.

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              AHA.

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              HMM.

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             I SEE.

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    IT'S RIVER FEVER.

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             - UGH.

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     - WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL
    ABOUT RIVER FEVER?

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    YOU GET A LITTLE SNEEZY,
        A LITTLE SNOOZY.

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     I'VE PERSONALLY BARFED
 A COUPLE OF TIMES; TRUE STORY.

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    THEN IT'S ALL OVER
         THE NEXT DAY.

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     WE ALL HAD IT AS KIDS.

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          - I DIDN'T.

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        - OH, MAN.

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     RIVER FEVER'S BAD NEWS
IF YOU GET IT AS AN ADULT.

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     YOU WIND UP LIKE THIS.

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          - [screams]

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          IS THAT A...
             A PIG?

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    - THERE'S ONLY ONE CURE:

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            TEA MADE
  FROM THE SACRED SUN ORCHID.

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            - TRUE.
  THE SUN ORCHID IS POWERFUL.

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 BUT GETTING ONE IS DANGEROUS.

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     IT USED TO GROW HERE,

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    BUT NOW IT'S ONLY FOUND
         IN ONE PLACE,

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        THE VALLEY
        OF THE SCORPION.

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    - NO ONE'S RISKING
      THEIR LIVES FOR ME.

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         I'LL BE FINE.

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            - FINE?

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        [chuckles]
        LOOK AT THE PIG.

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        LOOK AT THE PIG!

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      - YOU MAY FEEL FINE,

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     BUT THE MUSCLE SPASMS
      COULD START AT ANY--

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             whack!

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            [groans]
        LIKE THAT.

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TIGRESS, IF YOU DON'T GET
THAT ORCHID BY SUNDOWN, YOU'LL..

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            - WHAT?

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        - I CAN'T.

129
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            - WHAT?

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         - WELL, FIRST,
 YOU'LL NEVER DO KUNG FU AGAIN.

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        - [gasps]

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        I'D RATHER DIE.

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     - YEAH, THAT'S SECOND.

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     - WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE
      THE DRAGON WARRIOR'S

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      GONNA BE PICKING UP
      THAT ORCHID DEAL-Y.

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         - I'LL GET IT.

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         50 POINTS SAYS
    I GET THERE BEFORE YOU.

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        [knocking]

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    - THIS IS NO GAME.

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     FEW HAVE EVER RETURNED
     FROM THE VALLEY ALIVE.

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  AND THOSE FEW HAVE COME BACK
    SHAMBLING ZOMBIES,

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     THEIR MINDS DESTROYED
BY THE POWER OF SCORPION STING.

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    LONG AGO, SCORPION
    WAS A CELEBRATED HEALER,

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        AN EXPERT
      IN MEDICINAL PLANTS.

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            THE SOIL
     IN THE VALLEY OF PEACE

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          WAS PERFECT
 FOR HER EXPERIMENTAL FLOWERS.

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    BUT WHEN SHE DISCOVERED
    A HYPNOTIC ELIXIR

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AND STUNG HERSELF WITH IT,

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    IT WARPED HER BODY
         AND HER MIND.

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    SHE USED THIS NEW POWER
    TO CONTROL OTHERS.

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    SHE ASSAULTED THE VALLEY

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      BY TURNING VILLAGERS
     INTO RED-EYED DRONES.

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      SHE NEARLY SUCCEEDED
        IN TAKING OVER,

154
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        BUT OOGWAY
HAD TWO THINGS SHE DIDN'T HAVE:

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     THE VILLAGERS' LOYALTY
          AND A SHELL.

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    OOGWAY EXILED SCORPION,

157
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     BUT SHE STOLE THE LAST
SUN ORCHID THAT GREW HERE.

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SHE HAS SWORN ETERNAL VENGEANCE

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          UPON ANYONE
FROM THE VALLEY OF PEACE,

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          WHICH IS WHY
  YOU NEED TO BE EXTREMELY...

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              PO?

162
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  - IN CASE YOU'RE WONDERING,

163
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        I'LL BE GETTING
    THAT ORCHID BEFORE YOU,

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'CAUSE I'VE GOT A SECRET WEAPON:
          AWESOMENESS.

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        - NOT A CHANCE.

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      I'M FASTER THAN YOU
        AT EVERYTHING...

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         EXCEPT EATING.

168
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  OH, MAYBE WE SHOULD'VE STUCK
 AROUND AND LISTENED TO SHIFU.

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  - MAN, HE IS SUCH A WORRIER.

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          IT WAS JUST
  "BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, DANGER,"

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    "BLAH, BLAH, BLAH,
 CERTAIN DEATH" KIND OF STUFF.

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  YOU KNOW, HE SHOULD CUT BACK
    ON THAT GREEN TEA.

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      I THINK IT MAKES HIM
        A LITTLE TENSE.

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             - WOW.

175
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    THAT'S A LOT OF SKULLS.

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YOU WANT TO KNOW SOMETHING
INTERESTING ABOUT SKULLS?

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      YOU CAN'T DRINK SOUP
          OUT OF THEM.

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 - WOW, THAT IS INTERESTING...

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        TO NO ONE.

180
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            COME ON!
    WE GOT TO GET A MOVE ON.

181
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      SO PICK UP THE PACE!

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             - ME?

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 YOU COULDN'T PICK UP THE PACE
         WITH A SHOVEL.

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          - OH, YEAH?
         WATCH ME FL--

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             thud!

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         [low rumbling]

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             UH...

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          [loud thud]

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 UH, THINK ANYBODY HEARD THAT?

190
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        - THINK ANYBODY
    DIDN'T HEAR THAT?

191
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        - OOH, VISITORS
FROM THE VALLEY OF PEACE.

192
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        - I THINK
I DISLOCATED MY FOREHEAD.

193
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- IT'S THAT ADORABLE PANDA
 DRAGON WARRIOR THEY SPEAK OF.

194
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        - UH, MY BRAIN'S
     LIKE A BAG OF PUDDING.

195
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             - HA.
          NOTHING NEW.

196
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            COME ON!

197
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         TIGRESS NEEDS
    THAT ORCHID BY SUNDOWN.

198
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- OH, THEY NEED MY ORCHID.

199
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  AND I NEED TO ADD SOMETHING
TO MY COLLECTION OF TCHOTCHKES.

200
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    HIS ADORABLE PANDA HEAD
     WILL FIT RIGHT HERE...

201
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        ONCE I SEVER IT
         FROM HIS BODY.

202
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OOH, YES, YOU COME AND GET YOUR
 MEDICINE FOR YOUR LADY FRIEND.

203
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    I'VE GOT IT RIGHT HERE.

204
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      - YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE
  IS INTERESTING ABOUT SKULLS?

205
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THEY RUN FASTER THAN YOU.

206
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 - AH, WHAT I LACK IN...SPEED,

207
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        I MAKE UP FOR...
         IN...STAMINA.

208
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        [panting]

209
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          DON'T HURL.
          DON'T HURL.

210
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            MONKEY!

211
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          I'M GONNA...
        CATCH YOU!

212
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        - GOOD LUCK, PO!

213
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             WHOA!

214
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              HA!
              HMM!

215
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              HMM?

216
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              OH!

217
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              HY!

218
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             HMM...

219
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              AH!
              HUH!

220
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              YA!

221
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              AH!

222
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        SCORPION.

223
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    YOU CAN'T BEAT ME.

224
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    - I ALREADY HAVE.

225
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            - WHA--
              GUH.

226
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            POISON.

227
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         - NOT EXACTLY.

228
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OH, I COULD SIMPLY HAVE POISONED
YOU AND YOUR PANDA FRIEND,

229
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    BUT I'M A SHUT-IN,
    THANKS TO OOGWAY.

230
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          AND THIS IS
     MY ONLY ENTERTAINMENT.

231
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IT'LL BE SO MUCH MORE FUN
            TO WATCH

232
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         AS YOU DESTROY
      SHIFU'S LITTLE PET,

233
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      THE DRAGON WARRIOR.

234
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             - NO!

235
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          PO, FRIEND.

236
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    - YOU'RE ONLY GOOD TO ME
     AS LONG AS YOU FORGET

237
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    THAT HE IS YOUR FRIEND.

238
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      - FORGET MY FRIEND.

239
00:09:11,919 --> 00:09:14,486
    - AND DESTROY HIM.

240
00:09:14,488 --> 00:09:17,255
            - AND...

241
00:09:17,257 --> 00:09:18,823
         - DESTROY HIM.

242
00:09:18,825 --> 00:09:21,059
         - DESTROY HIM.

243
00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:23,728
I MUST DESTROY THE PANDA.

244
00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:26,998
    I MUST DESTROY PO!

245
00:09:30,836 --> 00:09:32,070
        - MONKEY?

246
00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:35,273
    NOW, YOU DON'T GET
     ANY POINTS FOR HIDING.

247
00:09:35,275 --> 00:09:38,076
    - MUST DESTROY PO.

248
00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:39,411
              WAH!

249
00:09:39,413 --> 00:09:41,413
        - ARE YOU
     MESSING WITH MY HEAD?

250
00:09:41,415 --> 00:09:43,615
         OOH, A BERRY.

251
00:09:43,617 --> 00:09:44,616
            OH, MAN.

252
00:09:44,618 --> 00:09:46,585
          IT'S A ROCK.

253
00:09:46,587 --> 00:09:48,753
             WAIT.
        IT'S NOT A ROCK.

254
00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:49,888
          [rope snaps]

255
00:09:49,890 --> 00:09:50,889
          - [squeals]

256
00:09:50,891 --> 00:09:52,924
              UH!

257
00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:54,793
      - IT'S...BIRD POOP?

258
00:09:54,795 --> 00:09:56,895
            EW, EW!

259
00:09:56,897 --> 00:09:58,597
I JUST TOUCHED BIRD POOP.

260
00:09:58,599 --> 00:10:02,400
        - [groans]

261
00:10:02,402 --> 00:10:04,769
        MUST DESTROY PO.

262
00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:06,404
     - IT WON'T DESTROY ME.

263
00:10:06,406 --> 00:10:08,073
        IT'S JUST GROSS.

264
00:10:09,709 --> 00:10:12,677
         - DESTROY PO.

265
00:10:12,679 --> 00:10:13,878
          - [sneezes]

266
00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:16,181
         - SHIFU AND I
      SET UP A SICK WARD.

267
00:10:16,183 --> 00:10:18,249
IT'S COMPLETELY SANITARY.

268
00:10:18,251 --> 00:10:21,019
          - [sneezes]

269
00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:23,455
    - UNLIKE MY FACE.

270
00:10:23,457 --> 00:10:25,290
         - I DON'T NEED
          A SICK WARD.

271
00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:26,424
        I'M FINE.

272
00:10:26,426 --> 00:10:28,326
             - AH!

273
00:10:28,328 --> 00:10:29,361
         MUSCLE SPASM.

274
00:10:29,363 --> 00:10:30,762
    PERFECTLY NORMAL.

275
00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:31,896
          - [sneezes]

276
00:10:31,898 --> 00:10:33,064
    - DON'T TOUCH ME!

277
00:10:33,066 --> 00:10:36,801
    [screaming and laughing]

278
00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:40,138
- UH, WE ALSO TOOK IN SOME KIDS
    WITH RIVER FEVER.

279
00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:41,706
      HOPE YOU DON'T MIND.

280
00:10:41,708 --> 00:10:43,108
        - OF COURSE NOT.

281
00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:45,310
        I LOVE CHILDREN.

282
00:10:47,079 --> 00:10:48,179
              UH!

283
00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:49,948
            - WHOOP!

284
00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:51,416
         MUSCLE SPASM.

285
00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:52,984
        - NOT THAT TIME.

286
00:10:57,123 --> 00:10:59,190
- HMM, TO THE LEFT OF THE SKULL,

287
00:10:59,192 --> 00:11:01,693
          WHICH MEANS
     WE GO RIGHT AT THE...

288
00:11:01,695 --> 00:11:02,694
             thud!

289
00:11:02,696 --> 00:11:05,063
              HMM?

290
00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:06,865
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO?

291
00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:08,933
         - DESTROY PO.

292
00:11:10,202 --> 00:11:12,871
          - ARE YOU...

293
00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:14,773
     SNEAK-ATTACK TRAINING?

294
00:11:14,775 --> 00:11:16,641
          I DON'T KNOW
IF THIS IS THE BEST TIME,

295
00:11:16,643 --> 00:11:18,576
        BUT OKAY.

296
00:11:18,578 --> 00:11:21,413
        WATCH YOUR BACK,
    'CAUSE NOW IT'S MY TURN.

297
00:11:22,915 --> 00:11:24,416
    - OH, AH, AH, AH!

298
00:11:26,252 --> 00:11:29,754
        - PO, TEN.
          MONKEY, SIX.

299
00:11:32,792 --> 00:11:34,793
         - DESTROY PO.

300
00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:35,794
             - YAH!
              OW!

301
00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:36,795
              OOH.
              OOH.

302
00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:38,129
              HAH!
             - HAH!

303
00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:39,931
             thud!

304
00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:43,334
        - MONKEY?

305
00:11:43,336 --> 00:11:45,737
        MONKEY, MONKEY,
    MONKEY, MONKEY, MONKEY!

306
00:11:45,739 --> 00:11:48,840
        ARE YOU MESSING
         WITH MY HEAD?

307
00:11:48,842 --> 00:11:51,543
         - DESTROY PO.
    - [chuckles slyly]

308
00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:55,146
              AH!

309
00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:56,648
             HA-HA!

310
00:11:56,650 --> 00:11:58,616
        [chuckles]

311
00:11:58,618 --> 00:12:00,318
             - WAH!

312
00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:01,720
             - HUH!
              OOH!

313
00:12:01,722 --> 00:12:03,254
              AH!
              OOH!

314
00:12:03,256 --> 00:12:04,289
              UH!
              OOH!

315
00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:05,356
              AH!

316
00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:06,357
            YEE-AH!

317
00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:07,559
        OH, YEAH!

318
00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:10,395
          PO HAS TAKEN
 A COMMANDING FOUR-POINT LEAD.

319
00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:13,364
        WHAT COULD
    POOR MONKEY POSSIBLY...

320
00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:15,500
            DOOOOOO!

321
00:12:17,103 --> 00:12:18,336
              OOF.

322
00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:22,407
              HUH?

323
00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:24,876
        SCORPION'S LAIR.

324
00:12:27,213 --> 00:12:29,881
         - DESTROY PO.

325
00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:32,150
- THE ORCHID IS IN THERE!

326
00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:33,218
      CUT IT OUT, MONKEY.

327
00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:35,053
  WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT!

328
00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:37,055
    TIGRESS NEEDS OUR HELP.

329
00:12:37,057 --> 00:12:38,823
      [children laughing]

330
00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:46,097
         - [singsongy]
            YOO-HOO!

331
00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:49,601
        - SO, UH,
  I'M HOPING YOU LIKE CLOWNS.

332
00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:51,536
         [cup shatters]

333
00:12:51,538 --> 00:12:52,604
              OH.

334
00:12:52,606 --> 00:12:55,473
        THEN I'M HOPING
    YOU LIKE NOT HITTING ME.

335
00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:57,776
    - HELLO, BOYS AND GIRLS.

336
00:12:57,778 --> 00:12:59,043
         I'M MR. PING--

337
00:12:59,045 --> 00:13:01,212
    I MEAN, MR. CLOWN.

338
00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:04,582
          I HAVE COME
  TO SPREAD JOY AND HAPPINESS

339
00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:06,651
    AND TWO-FOR-ONE COUPONS
  FOR MR. PING'S NOODLE SHOP.

340
00:13:06,653 --> 00:13:08,486
         [all cheering]

341
00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:11,055
  ¶ BADDA-DA-DA, DA, DA, DA! ¶

342
00:13:12,992 --> 00:13:17,262
    [in high-pitched voice]
  OH, SOMEONE HAS A SAD FACE.

343
00:13:17,264 --> 00:13:19,764
    WHAT'S YOUR NAME,
          LITTLE GIRL?

344
00:13:19,766 --> 00:13:22,200
          - BACK AWAY.

345
00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:25,837
  - OH, AND WOULD "BACK AWAY"
     LIKE A PRETTY FLOWER?

346
00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:27,605
             - NO.
            - TA-DA!

347
00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:28,706
        all: OOH!

348
00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:32,443
          - THE FLOWER
    IS MADE OUT OF COUPONS.

349
00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:34,479
    [in high-pitched voice]
  - TO MR. PING'S NOODLE SHOP.

350
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:36,815
  FOUR OUT OF FIVE HERBALISTS
     RECOMMEND NOODLE SOUP

351
00:13:36,817 --> 00:13:40,218
        FOR RIVER FEVER.

352
00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:41,953
         [all laughing]

353
00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:44,189
WHO'S THE MASTER JUGGLER?

354
00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:47,792
    [in high-pitched voice]
            NOT ME.

355
00:13:47,794 --> 00:13:50,328
         [all cheering]

356
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,629
    [making kissing sounds]

357
00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:53,865
      I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

358
00:13:53,867 --> 00:13:54,899
        - [groans]

359
00:13:54,901 --> 00:13:57,502
     - I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

360
00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:58,636
        - [groans]

361
00:13:58,638 --> 00:14:00,772
- [making kissing sounds]

362
00:14:00,774 --> 00:14:02,841
         WHO LOVES YOU?
         WHO LOVES YOU?

363
00:14:02,843 --> 00:14:04,342
     OF COURSE, I LOVE YOU.

364
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:05,877
      ME LOVE YOU ALWAYS.

365
00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:07,111
        [chuckles]

366
00:14:07,113 --> 00:14:08,446
     [makes kissing sound]

367
00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:11,082
     [cheers and applause]

368
00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:12,784
              UH.

369
00:14:12,786 --> 00:14:14,085
    YOU'RE CHOKING ME.

370
00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:17,255
    - DOESN'T MR. CLOWN HAVE
URGENT BUSINESS SOMEWHERE?

371
00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:18,756
         - QUITE RIGHT.

372
00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:20,625
        [clears throat]
          QUITE RIGHT.

373
00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:24,128
        MR. CLOWN HAS TO
    MAKE FRIENDS WITH THE...

374
00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:26,464
      SOMETHING FRIENDLY.

375
00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:29,334
        [spitting]

376
00:14:29,336 --> 00:14:32,136
          WELL, KIDS,
  MR. CLOWN MUST BE GOING NOW.

377
00:14:32,138 --> 00:14:33,605
        GOOD-BYE!

378
00:14:33,607 --> 00:14:34,939
        kids: AW.

379
00:14:36,008 --> 00:14:37,175
     - PING'S NOODLE SHOP.

380
00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:38,176
        [kids cheering]

381
00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:39,177
            squeak!

382
00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:41,045
        kids: AW.

383
00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:42,914
          - WE'VE GOT
    TO FIND A WAY IN.

384
00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:44,983
             - UH!

385
00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:47,919
    - OH, THAT MONKEY
 DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING.

386
00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:51,456
         HE'S PATHETIC
AT DESTROYING HIS FRIEND.

387
00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:53,958
      I BLAME THE PARENTS.

388
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:56,227
I GUESS I'M GOING TO HAVE
TO GIVE HIM A LITTLE HELP.

389
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:59,130
      IF YOU NEED SOMEONE
VIOLENTLY DESTROYED THESE DAYS,

390
00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:02,367
            I GUESS
  YOU HAVE TO DO IT YOURSELF.

391
00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:03,868
          - [grunting]

392
00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:05,003
  OH, THESE ARE REALLY HEAVY.

393
00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:06,237
              AH!

394
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:07,538
         - DESTROY PO.

395
00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:10,541
          - UH, YEAH,
 I DON'T THINK THAT'S HELPING.

396
00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:13,244
 SEE IF YOU CAN FIND SOMETHING
    TO PRY THESE OPEN WITH.

397
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:14,545
 SOMETHING METAL WOULD BE GOOD.

398
00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:16,681
        - MONKEY.
        - WITH A POINT.

399
00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:17,682
        AND HURRY.

400
00:15:19,151 --> 00:15:20,485
              WAH!

401
00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:23,488
    AH, HA-HA-HA, OOH!

402
00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:25,790
         THAT COULD BE
A BROKEN TOE RIGHT THERE.

403
00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:27,292
     OH, THOSE ARE PERFECT.

404
00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:29,327
          LET ME JUST
      GET OUT OF YOUR WAY.

405
00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:30,595
              HUH?

406
00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:32,063
    W-W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

407
00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:35,166
            - HYAH!

408
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:40,638
          - CAN WE DO
     YOUR HAIR AND MAKEUP?

409
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:42,373
             - NO.

410
00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:45,209
    - ARE YOU STRONG ENOUGH
          TO STOP US?

411
00:15:45,211 --> 00:15:47,445
         - [weakly] NO.

412
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,614
             both:
  WE'RE GONNA MAKE YOU PRETTY!

413
00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:51,916
             - UGH.

414
00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:53,384
      - SO DO U U LOVE PO?

415
00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:54,619
    - IS PO YOUR BOYFRIEND?

416
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,454
        - W-WHAT?
              NO.

417
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:59,190
        both: HE WILL BE
    WHEN HE SEES YOU!

418
00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:01,192
        [both laughing]

419
00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:04,162
        - JUST PERFECT.

420
00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:06,397
            - WHOA!
              WAH.

421
00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:07,999
         WAIT A SECOND.
YOU'RE REALLY TRYING TO--

422
00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:09,701
         - DESTROY PO.

423
00:16:12,338 --> 00:16:13,504
             - HUH.

424
00:16:14,573 --> 00:16:15,807
             - WAH!

425
00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:17,308
             - UH!

426
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:18,576
             WHOA!

427
00:16:20,846 --> 00:16:21,846
              HA!

428
00:16:21,848 --> 00:16:23,715
              OOH!

429
00:16:23,717 --> 00:16:24,816
             - HY!

430
00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:25,817
             - OOF!

431
00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:26,818
              OOH.

432
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:28,319
    [blades whooshing]

433
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:29,420
              AH!

434
00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:33,558
    - MUST DESTROY PO.

435
00:16:35,794 --> 00:16:37,795
         - YOUR EYES--
    WHAT'S WITH YOUR--

436
00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:38,963
         WAIT A SECOND.

437
00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:40,832
     RED AND GLOWING EYES,
    TRYING TO KILL ME,

438
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:41,966
     ACTING LIKE A ZOMBIE.

439
00:16:41,968 --> 00:16:45,103
         THAT SCORPION
IS CONTROLLING YOUR MIND!

440
00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:47,939
        THAT'S AWESOME!

441
00:16:47,941 --> 00:16:49,073
    WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE?

442
00:16:49,075 --> 00:16:50,441
    [blades whooshing]

443
00:16:54,113 --> 00:16:55,380
             WHOA!

444
00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:56,514
            OOH-HOO!

445
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,082
              AH!

446
00:16:58,084 --> 00:16:59,684
             - UH!

447
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,552
            OH, AH!

448
00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:02,720
              YAH!

449
00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:07,158
              WAH!

450
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:10,361
          - [panting]

451
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:11,496
              AH!

452
00:17:11,498 --> 00:17:14,132
            MONKEY,
 YOU'VE GOT TO SNAP OUT OF IT.

453
00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:17,135
          IT'S ME, PO,
        YOUR BEST BUDDY.

454
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:20,004
              AH!

455
00:17:21,907 --> 00:17:23,241
     - WAH, YA-YA-YA-YA-YA!

456
00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:24,509
          DA, DA, DA!

457
00:17:24,511 --> 00:17:25,710
             thud!

458
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:28,179
    [ground crumbling]

459
00:17:28,181 --> 00:17:29,380
             - AH!

460
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,549
              UH?

461
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,951
    WELL, I DON'T KNOW
    IF I'M YOUR BEST BUDDY,

462
00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:36,087
  BUT I'M ONE OF YOUR BUDDIES.

463
00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:37,755
     AM I YOUR BEST BUDDY?

464
00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:38,990
      IT COULD BE MANTIS.

465
00:17:38,992 --> 00:17:40,825
    I MEAN, I KNOW YOU GUYS
HAVE LUNCH TOGETHER A LOT.

466
00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:42,460
BUT YOU'RE MY BEST BUDDY.

467
00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:44,062
         YES, YOU ARE!

468
00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:47,198
        ESPECIALLY
 IF YOU STOP TRYING TO KILL ME.

469
00:17:53,472 --> 00:17:55,807
         - DESTROY PO.

470
00:17:55,809 --> 00:17:57,041
             - NO!

471
00:17:57,043 --> 00:17:58,609
      DON'T DO IT, MONKEY.
            IT'S ME.

472
00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:00,278
 I'M YOUR SNEEZY-TRICK FRIEND.
        REMEMBER?

473
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:02,013
    YOU, ME, FRIENDS?

474
00:18:02,015 --> 00:18:05,283
         SNEEZY TRICK?
            HA-CHOO?

475
00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:06,284
        [sneezes]

476
00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:07,485
             - OOH!

477
00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:10,388
        - FRIENDS!
        REMEMBER?

478
00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:11,489
        [sneezes]

479
00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:14,892
        [sneezes]

480
00:18:16,328 --> 00:18:18,529
             - MM?

481
00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:19,831
            FRIEND?

482
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:22,667
      - IT'S GETTING LATE.

483
00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:24,235
          I'M NOT SURE
     THEY'RE GONNA MAKE IT.

484
00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:26,471
    - DON'T SAY THAT.
        THEY'LL BE HERE.

485
00:18:26,473 --> 00:18:27,605
          - [gasping]

486
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,340
        CRANE, VIPER...

487
00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:30,842
              WAH!

488
00:18:30,844 --> 00:18:32,844
        MANTIS...

489
00:18:32,846 --> 00:18:33,845
        I'LL NEVER DO...

490
00:18:33,847 --> 00:18:35,213
             HYAH!

491
00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:37,648
         KUNG FU AGAIN.

492
00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:39,217
  - HEY, DON'T WORRY, TIGRESS.

493
00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:41,119
  THERE'S LOTS OF OTHER THINGS
        YOU'RE GOOD AT,

494
00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:45,022
            LIKE...
             UH...

495
00:18:45,024 --> 00:18:47,391
            - EE-OW!

496
00:18:47,393 --> 00:18:49,360
         - DON'T WORRY.

497
00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:51,229
        THEY'LL BE HERE.

498
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:55,233
        [knocking]

499
00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:57,835
    - SOMEONE'S AT THE DOOR.

500
00:18:57,837 --> 00:18:59,036
            COME IN!

501
00:19:04,243 --> 00:19:07,945
        [cackling]

502
00:19:11,049 --> 00:19:14,519
          - PO NO MO'.

503
00:19:14,521 --> 00:19:16,020
         - LOOK AT YOU.

504
00:19:16,022 --> 00:19:17,355
      WHO DID A GOOD JOB?

505
00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:19,457
            MONKEY,
          THAT'S WHO.

506
00:19:23,862 --> 00:19:24,862
        [sniffing]

507
00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:25,997
              EW.

508
00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:27,798
      HE'S ONLY BEEN DEAD
         A FEW MINUTES.

509
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:30,067
  HE SHOULDN'T STINK ALREADY.

510
00:19:30,069 --> 00:19:32,870
    - THAT'S THE STINK
        OF AWESOMENESS!

511
00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:34,338
             HYAH!

512
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:36,307
              UH.

513
00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:37,608
             - AH!

514
00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:39,143
        - US, ONE.

515
00:19:39,145 --> 00:19:40,945
    - SCORPION, ZERO.

516
00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:44,382
    - OH, HOW DID YOU
OVERCOME MY MIND CONTROL?

517
00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:46,884
        - WITH A POISON
  THAT'S STRONGER THAN YOURS.

518
00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:49,954
        AND THAT POISON
    IS CALLED "FRIENDSHIP."

519
00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:51,956
 - WE'LL TAKE THAT FLOWER NOW.

520
00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:53,958
        - THE ONLY THING
      YOU'RE GOING TO GET

521
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:57,328
        IS A LITTLE SOAP
 TO WASH OUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH.

522
00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:59,330
        - LET'S DO THIS.

523
00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:00,431
             - YA!

524
00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:02,767
        OOH, RAH!

525
00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:03,768
             - AH!

526
00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:05,102
          IT'S ON ME!
          IT'S ON ME!

527
00:20:05,104 --> 00:20:06,370
              OOH.

528
00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:11,375
        - OOH-AH!

529
00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:13,010
             - UH!

530
00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:13,945
              GAH!

531
00:20:19,518 --> 00:20:21,819
             - OOH.

532
00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:22,920
             - BUH!

533
00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:24,422
             - HUH?

534
00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:26,524
        - THIS IS GOING
     TO STING A LITTLE BIT.

535
00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:28,092
         JUST KIDDING.

536
00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:30,962
      IT BURNS LIKE FIRE.

537
00:20:30,964 --> 00:20:32,029
          - NEGATORY!

538
00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:33,297
             - AH!

539
00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:37,635
        - HOO-AH!

540
00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:41,339
          - [growling]

541
00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:42,807
        YEAH-HEH.

542
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:47,078
             - UH.

543
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:48,012
              AH.

544
00:20:49,147 --> 00:20:50,448
             - UGH.

545
00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:53,784
              UH!

546
00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:55,052
             - WAH!

547
00:20:55,054 --> 00:20:57,588
              OOF.

548
00:20:57,590 --> 00:21:00,024
        - HEE-YOW!

549
00:21:00,026 --> 00:21:01,225
             - UGH!

550
00:21:02,561 --> 00:21:04,795
              YEE!

551
00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:06,664
            OH, HA!

552
00:21:10,168 --> 00:21:11,569
             - OOH!

553
00:21:11,571 --> 00:21:12,670
              HUH.

554
00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:13,904
              UGH.

555
00:21:13,906 --> 00:21:17,475
 - YOU'LL NEVER GET MY ORCHID.

556
00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:19,143
            - HWAH!

557
00:21:19,145 --> 00:21:20,478
    - OH, SWEETHEART,

558
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:23,514
YOU CAN'T SURPRISE SOMEONE
    WITH THIS MANY EYEBALLS.

559
00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:25,149
        - OH, NO?

560
00:21:25,151 --> 00:21:26,917
              DOY!

561
00:21:26,919 --> 00:21:27,918
             - WHA?

562
00:21:30,756 --> 00:21:31,722
              HA!

563
00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:35,059
              UGH.

564
00:21:35,061 --> 00:21:36,794
        [growling]

565
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:37,795
              UH.

566
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,666
          - [sneezes]

567
00:21:41,668 --> 00:21:42,967
          - NICE ONE!

568
00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:45,002
     - BONUS POINTS FOR PO!

569
00:21:45,004 --> 00:21:46,637
        - HEY, I HELPED.

570
00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:47,905
         WE SPLIT 'EM.

571
00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:49,206
            - DEAL.

572
00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:56,480
          - [groaning]

573
00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:57,748
          - WE GOT IT!

574
00:21:57,750 --> 00:21:59,583
            - QUICK!
      IT'S ALMOST SUNDOWN.

575
00:21:59,585 --> 00:22:01,252
         - I'M SUPPOSED
  TO MAKE TEA FROM THIS THING,

576
00:22:01,254 --> 00:22:03,020
      BUT THERE'S NO TIME.

577
00:22:15,434 --> 00:22:16,600
             - HUH!
              HA!

578
00:22:16,602 --> 00:22:19,036
              HUH!
            HA! HUH!

579
00:22:19,038 --> 00:22:21,572
  WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE D--

580
00:22:21,574 --> 00:22:23,040
             I'M...
        I'M CURED.

581
00:22:23,042 --> 00:22:24,942
         [all cheering]

582
00:22:24,944 --> 00:22:27,578
    - YOU'RE WELCOME?

583
00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:29,280
              GUH.
            - SORRY.

584
00:22:29,282 --> 00:22:30,614
            [cheers]

585
00:22:30,616 --> 00:22:31,782
     - YOU HAVE DONE WELL.

586
00:22:31,784 --> 00:22:34,385
      - YEAH, ONCE I USED
     MY DRAGON-WARRIOR-NESS

587
00:22:34,387 --> 00:22:37,355
         TO CURE MONKEY
    OF HIS ZOMBIFICATION...

588
00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:40,124
      - PO, DO YOUR FUNNY
    ZOMBIE IMPRESSION OF ME.

589
00:22:40,126 --> 00:22:42,693
     - OH, OH, YEAH, YEAH,
      RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT.

590
00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:44,962
          DESTROY PO.
             MUST--

591
00:22:44,964 --> 00:22:47,431
     THESE...ARE...PEPPERS!

592
00:22:47,433 --> 00:22:48,432
              GAH!

593
00:22:48,434 --> 00:22:50,301
         - MONKEY, ONE.
          PANDA, ZERO.

594
00:22:50,303 --> 00:22:51,469
             - AHH!
              UH!


