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這種是最最好吃的 Oh, that was the best one yet.
你會愛上在情人節飛遞的 You gotta love these Valentine's Day deliveries.
對了 那些心形禮物 Oh, do we have any of those candy hearts
是否留有字條呢 with the little messages on them?
沒 但我找到一瓶享愛香水 試試看 Uh, no. But I've got some fancy pants perfume for you.
快丟出去 Get rid of it!
快丟出去啊 Get rid of it!
瘋狂情人節
好吧 那這句如何 朱利安 Okay, what about this one, Julien?
紅紅的玫瑰 綠綠的紫羅蘭 Roses are red. Violets are green.
您如此陽光帥氣 女神哪敢不青睞 You are so handsome, you make all the ladies scream.
沒用的 莫里斯 我是一個被流放的國王 It's no use, Maurice, I am a king without a kingdom.
無贊美 無尊敬 更沒人拍我馬屁 Where is all the admiration? The fawning? The brown nosing?
有人能聽到我訴說嗎 Is anybody even listening to me up there?
靠他... What the...
九號愛藥? 這東西怎么用啊 "Love Potion Number Nine"? How does this thing work anyway?
別 別 好癢 Stop it, stop it. That tickles.
風靡萬人型 "Irresistible."
莫里斯 Maurice.
你覺悟到沒 Do you see what is happening here?
讓它們別蹭 別蹭 Make them stop. Make them stop.
這是上天之意 It is a message from the Gods.
他們在天堂俯視咱們 并說 國王朱利安 They are looking down from the heavens and saying, "King Julien."
我應道 你還想怎樣? And I say, "Ugh, what do you want now?"
他說 無意打擾您 And they say, "Sorry to disturb you,
最偉大最時尚跳舞最厲害的國王 all great and most dashing king with all the best dance moves."
我問 你是說這舞蹈嗎 And I say, "Oh, do you mean like this?"
是的 是的 我們最喜歡看了 "Yes! We love that!"
別磨嘰了 你到底想干什么 "So, get on with it. What do you want already?"
你如此偉大 理應獲得更多 "Even though you're all these great things, you deserve more."
獲得更多什么 "Oh, go on."
國王朱利安 收下這愛藥 "King Julien, take this potion
從今往后 and from this moment forth
您將被世人敬佩為享愛之王 you will be known as the King of Love."
享愛之王? King of Love?
快來 莫里斯 我們有計劃要做了 Come, Maurice. We have much work to do.
非洲兄弟們 起床啦 今天是情人節 Wake up, Africa. It's Valentine's Day!
祝你情人節快樂 Happy Valentine's Day to you.
愿你情人節開心 And Happy Valentine's Day to you.
- 祝誰呢 -你 你和你還有你 - Who? - You, you, you, and you.
什么是情人節 What's Valentine's Day?
不是吧 不要告訴我你從來沒聽過 Hold up. Don't tell me you've never heard of...
全年中最浪漫的節日 The best day of the year! Whoo!
又不是你過的節日 開心啥 Wow, you're really into this holiday, huh?
你是沒過過不知道 Please, you have no idea.
我們愛你 亞歷克斯 We love you, Alex!
我愛這個節日 And I love this holiday!
哦耶 我的亞歷克斯 Oh, Alex.
那 這東西有什么用 So, what do we do with these?
那是最精彩的部分 That's the best part.
你若有所投 就若有所報 Once you get a Valentine, you get to give one back.
來 從你開始 親愛的亞歷克斯 Here, I'll start you off. "Dear Alex,
你是最棒的 愛你的鴕鳥 you're the best. Love you, Ostrich."
看見沒 這樣我就能展示在我自己的 See? Now I can display it right here on my very own
情人樹上 Valentine's tree!
如何 怎樣 Huh? Huh?
喂 注意 Whoa! Hey!
你們搞什么啊 Hey! What's going on?
國王朱利安在出售愛藥 我想愛 King Julien's selling a magical love potion. I want some!
愛藥? A love potion?
-我也要愛 -我也要 - I want some! - Me, too!
等等我 Wait for me!
喂喂喂 各位 情人樹啊 Hey, hey, hey! Hey, wait up! Guys, Valentine's tree.
應該好不到哪去 It's not going anywhere.
亞歷克斯 我們這個也不怎樣 And neither are we, Alex.
走吧 看看那神經狐猴葫蘆里賣啥藥 Now, come on, let's go see what that psychotic lemur's up to now.
不如...這樣 你們...可以... You know what, you... Why don't you... I think you guys could...
你們先去 我一會就來 You guys go ahead. I'll catch up later.
他去哪 Where is he going?
他...預約了針灸嗎 Uh, acupuncture appointment?
是的 預約了針灸 走 走了 Yep, definitely acupuncture. Come on. Gotta go.
-我叫格洛麗亞 -格洛麗亞 - My name is G-L-O-R-I-A. Gloria! - Gloria!
停停停 拜托啊 各位 Stop. Stop. Stop. Come on, you guys.
這次是我和格洛麗亞過的第一個情人節 This is my first Valentine's Day with Gloria.
演繹必須完美 This surprise has to be perfect.
很好 很好 你們干什么啊 I'm fine, I'm fine, okay. What are you doing?
你瞧他 Ugh, look at him.
無形的壓力讓大家都喘不過氣 All stressed out and driving everyone crazy.
斯基伯 情人節你打算和草裙女如何度過 Skipper, what are you going to get Hula Girl for Valentine's Day?
老樣子 我們不花里花俏虛情假意 Nothing! No hokey knickknacks or cheesy gestures needed here.
你說是吧 美女 Isn't that right, dollface?
有意思 Drama!
這排場真... What the...
女士們先生們 都過來啦 Ladies and gentlemen, gather around.
今天你們真幸運 Today is your lucky day
享愛之王的愛藥展示會 because the King of Love's love potion spectacular
馬上就要開始了 is about to begin.
帶上煩惱 見享愛王 Go take your troubles to the King of love
就是我啦 That's me!
此福之賜 來自上天 The Heavens sent me, from above
大家別急 排隊等候 Go on, everybody, get into a line
噴試噴試 九號愛藥 Try a little spray of Love Potion Number Nine
我我我我 我要試 Oh! Me, me, me, me. I'll try it.
第一次見這位年輕的求愛者 Here's a young fellow I've never met, ever.
讓我猜猜 你是個讓人生厭 Let me guess. Little irritating pest like yourself.
不受待見的家伙 是不 Probably not too popular, are't you?
是的 我不受待見 No! I'm not popular.
沒關系 今日是你轉運之日 Well, your luck's about to change.
簽了合同 永為我奴 Just sign this contract committing you to eternal servitude
我就會讓你...風靡萬人的 and I will make you... Irresistible.
簽 來吧 Yes! Let's do it.
張大眼睛 Open your eye.
燙死了燙死了 It burns!
哇靠 Dang!
那邊 你好啊 Well, hello!
你不就是那個我一直想見的小可愛嗎 Aren't you just the most adorable little thing I've ever seen?
醒醒 那是直男 Come on! It's a dude.
親 Do it.
我風靡了他人 I'm irresistible!
-我想風靡 -我也要 - I wanna be irresistible! - Me, too!
簽這 簽這 Sign here, sign here.
我喜歡你 I like you.
這樣的我你喜歡不 How you like me now?
不 No!
下一個 Next.
-給我噴點 -也給我噴點 - I want some! - Me, too!
馬上簽 馬上簽 Right here, right here!
拜托 你們真信這套啊 Oh, come on, fellas. You're not buying all of this, are you?
我就不相信 Well, I ain't buying it.
那個是愛藥? 斑馬們 好好想想吧 I mean, a love potion? Zebras, please.
我還沒見過你這樣子的斑馬呢 I ain't never seen a zebra like you before.
非洲鹿 世界十大神秘動物之一 排在第二位 全球3萬只左右
我不是斑馬 我是霍加皮 I'm not a zebra. I'm an okapi.
原來如此 Crack-a-lackin'.
你從哪里來 Where did you come from?
剛從其他保護區過來走訪的 Just visiting from another reserve.
讓我帶你環游四周吧 Hey, I can show you around!
-我帶你 -我帶你 - So could I! - So could I!
-我帶你 -我帶你 - So could I! - Me, too!
我對這帶最熟悉了 I know this place better than anyone!
看來某人的情竇被滅了 Aw! Looks like somebody got bit by the love bug.
是的 都是他們干的好事 Yeah, well, so did all of them.
好的 那一會見 Okay, see you later then.
拜 Bye!
除非有什么能讓我脫穎而出 If only I had something to make me stand out from the pack.
九號愛藥 Love Potion Number Nine
風靡萬人型 Irresistible.
合作愉快 I mean, nice doing business with you.
馬蒂 這世上哪有什么愛藥啊 Marty, there's no such thing as a love potion.
你可以給她寫張卡片哦 You could make her a card.
噴吧 Spray me.
張大眼睛 Open your eye.
糟了 沒了 Whoops! Fresh out.
不 朱利安 你得給我弄點 No, no, Julien. You gotta get me more.
你以為我是誰 巫師嗎 What do I look like? A wizard?
我不知道如何制作那東西 I don't know how to make that stuff.
那好 愛藥沒了 合同也沒了 Fine. No love potion, no contract.
這事你得聽我律師的 You'll hear from my attorney!
莫里斯 你是我的律師 他能撕毀合同嗎 Maurice, you're my attorney. Can he do that?
我不知道 I don't know.
喂 弄多點來啊 Hey, come on!
等等 我現在該怎么辦 Wait. What am I supposed to do now?
你是享愛王 你自己想辦法 You're the King of Love. Figure it out.
愛藥? A love potion?
是的 我要你幫我制造一批出來 Yes, I need you to make me another batch of it.
不行 舞蹈家 Negative, twinkletoes.
什么 為什么 What? Why?
我不喜歡你 I don't like you.
另外 唯一一個 And besides, the only place
在附近區域能找到原料的地方 to find ingredients like these around here
就是人類野征營 is at the human safari camp.
別妄想了 去那等于去死 Forget it! That place is a deathtrap!
斯基伯 我要三百個粉色椰子 Skipper, I need 300 pink coconuts
鑲在格洛麗亞的頭盔上 for Gloria's tiara, stat.
聽起來不錯哦 Whoa, sounds like a blast.
但我們要立馬去人類野征營 But we've got a rendezvous at the human safari camp.
要找猴子的時候屁影都見不到 Where's a monkey when you need one?
伙計們 如果我為某個女人著急成這樣 Ugh. Fellas, if I ever let some doll get to me like that,
你們就直接掛了我吧 just put me down.
怎么了 我沒做什么啊 What? What did I do?
人類野征營
貯備室
隊長 發現目標 一切安全 斯基伯 Target identified, sir. All clear. Skipper.
這次冷戰讓我好辛苦啊 This silent treatment is killing me.
告訴我你到底在生什么氣 Just tell me what's bothering you.
你這樣我無法進入狀態 I can't get into this right now,
美女 繼續監視 我們馬上就回 dollface. Keep lookout. We'll be back in a jiff.
今天運氣真好 Today must be my lucky day.
我真的感覺就像和一塊木頭說話 I tell you, fellas, it's like I'm talking to a piece of wood.
我怎么樣才能知道她想什么 How am I supposed to know what she's thinking?
我又不是讀心者 I mean, I'm not a mind reader.
里面發生什么事 企鵝? What is going on in here? Penguins?
當話只有一方說 就對不下去了 You can only get so far when the conversation's all one-sided.
Rico Rico?
著火啦 冷靜 臥倒 翻滾 Fire! Stop, drop and roll!
上一秒生活美好 下一秒深陷險境啊 One minute everything's peachy and the next, sneak attack.
賞了我一記閉門羹 Flanks me with the cold shoulder.
斯基伯 恕我直言 Skipper, with all due respect...
你和你的女人必須立即合好 You and your lady friend need to patch things up. Pronto!
你說的對 我該死 You're right, I deserve that.
斯基伯 你快過來看 Um, Skipper, there's something you need to see up here.
最好是要事 有啥私隱呢 This better be important, Private?
我香了個菇啊 Shiitake mushrooms.
企鵝在那 捉住它們 Penguins! Get them!
-草裙女 -且慢 且慢 - Hula Girl! - We'll deal with this later!
美女 Dollface!
-玫瑰花瓣 -有了 - Rose petals? - Check.
-水呢 -有了 - Water? - Check.
還沒好嗎 Is it ready yet?
現在一定有50只斑馬圍著她了 There must be 50 zebras all up in her face right now.
拜托 馬蒂 這東西才不會讓你風靡萬人呢 Come on, Marty. This things not going to make you irresistible.
不正嘗試著嗎 Trying to work here.
邁爾曼 那長頸鹿哪去了 Melman? Where did that giraffe go?
快點 科沃斯基 我現在就需要那愛藥 Chop-chop, Kowalski. I need that potion now.
等用尤克里里彈上兩首情歌 我就完了 A couple more love songs on that ukulele and I'll be done for.
好了 大伙都出去 出去出去 All right, everybody out. Out, out, out!
最終原料 Final ingredient.
己基肉桂醛 Hexyl cinnamaldehyde.
己基肉什么啊 Hexyl cinna what?
我怎么知道 隨口亂說的 I don't know! Just improvise.
愛?可以嗎 Lovebug?
試試吧 Why not?
先生們 這是十號愛藥 Gentlemen, Love Potion Number 10.
終于有了 Finally! Oh!
-抱歉 -馬蒂 等等 - Sorry. - Marty, wait!
亞歷克斯 過來 一定有什么事瞞著我 Alex, come here. Is something going on?
-瞞著你什么 -邁爾曼是不是躲著我 - What? - Is Melman avoiding me?
沒 沒 不是啊 我 馬蒂 No, no. It... I... Marty!
要我再制一瓶嗎 Should I make you another batch?
沒時間了 There's no time.
何大來想拐我女人 干一架再說 Don Ho's not stealing my girl without a fight!
馬蒂 那東西沒用的 Marty, this will never work!
不試怎么知道呢 You never know unless you try.
-靠 搞什...-他說得對 怪胎 - Ow! What the... - He's right, freak.
當我的愛藥起作用 你等著被笑死吧 The joke will be on you when my magic potion works its magic.
然后水牛說 那不是我媽媽 And the water buffalo said, "That's not my mama."
我承認 我喜歡浪漫喜劇 I'll admit it. I like romantic comedies.
-她要去哪啊 -什么 - Hey, where's she going? - What?
-美妞美妞 -我們還在交談呢 - Hey, hey, hey, hey! - We were talking.
-她在干什么 -哈嘍 - What she doing? - Hello!
對面 你好啊 Hi, there.
她和我說話了 She spoke to me.
我說話太大聲了吧 Did I say that out loud?
我不知道你哪里吸引我了 I don't know what it is about you,
但我就是無法抵抗你的誘惑 but there's something that I just find irresistible.
快看 真的起作用了 Check it out, it's actually working.
?怎會如此不可思議? How can it be permissible
?為她放棄我也愿意? She compromise my principle
?讓人癡狂讓人著迷? She's a craze you endorse she's a powerful force
?心甘情愿不能自己? You're obliged to conform when there's no other course
?也曾只覺她很有趣? She used to look good to me but now I find her
?現卻著迷無法抗拒? Simply irresistible
再高點 再高點 Higher, higher!
我愛馬蒂
打給我 Call me.
現卻著迷無法抗拒 Simply irresistible
亞歷克斯 歡迎來到享愛屋 Hey, Alex, welcome to the love shack.
哇塞 還真有點感覺呢 Ho-ho. Wow. Yeah, this is really... something.
你快來看看其他人的情人節卡 Oh, you've gotta read some of these Valentines.
我以為他們找不到押韻的詞來寫 I didn't think they could find a word to rhyme with magnificent.
但他們找到了 But they did!
是啊 說到情人節 Yeah, you know, speaking of Valentines,
我意識到我還沒把我的卡片給你呢 I realized I still hadn't given you yours. So...
好的 丟到卡堆上 Great! Throw it on the pile.
當然 我怎么會錯過堆疊呢 Oh! How could I have missed the pile?
好了 我去過我的情人節了 Okay, I'll just be on my way then.
除非你有東西... Unless you have something...
就是這樣 That's the stuff!
...給我 ...for me?
聞起來像荷荷芭 Mmm. Smells like jojoba.
你剛說什么來著 亞歷克斯 Oh, did you say something out loud? Alex?
有任何要求嗎 馬蒂 Any requests, Marty?
來首自由鳥如何 Free Bird?
至少我不需要用愛藥來構筑我的情人節 At least I never needed a magic love potion to get my Valentines.
它們都是純天然的 They came naturally.
我不懂 朱利安 I don't know, Julien.
這個和企鵝做的不一樣呢 This doesn't look like the one the penguins made.
別擔心 河馬女士 Don't worry, hippo woman.
我升級了秘方 加了點新材料 I threw in a few new ingredients to kick it up a notch.
那只長頸鹿不會知道什么弄暈他的 That giraffe won't know what hit him.
不錯的嘗試啊 朱利安 Nice try, Julien.
-亞歷克斯 -真的 格洛麗亞 醒醒 - Alex! - Seriously, Gloria, come on.
你不會真的信了吧 Not you, too.
但我認為我失去邁爾曼了 But I think I might be losing Melman.
是的 You are!
你沒 你不需要用這個 You're not losing Melman. You don't need this.
不 你需要 Yes, you do!
我現在頭腦發熱啊 Oh, I don't know what to think any more!
格洛麗亞 Gloria!
今天還能在衰點嗎 什么啊 Could this day get any worse? Ow! What was that?
是愛情醒醒箭 A wake-up call.
醒醒箭? 你說什么呢 Wake up? What are you talking about?
你雖然曾是紐約的傳奇 You used to be a New York giant.
但你現在卻頭發亂亂 單身一人 Now, your hair's a mess and you're all alone.
是啊 那也是你的錯 Yeah, well, it's your fault.
是你的爛愛藥讓人們變瘋狂的 Your stupid potion is making everybody crazy.
是嗎 那你傻了沒嘗試嗎 Is it? Or are you crazy not to try it?
是啊 我傻了 Yeah, right.
你能變成風靡萬人的獅子 You can be irresistible.
變回那個紐約的獅子 Just like you were back in New York.
閉上眼睛 Close your eyes.
聽見大伙在喊你名字嗎 Can you hear the crowd screaming your name?
我們愛你 怪胎 "We love you, freak."
他們為你瘋狂 聽見了嗎 They're going crazy for you. Do you hear it?
是的 我能聽見 Yeah, I can hear them.
-怪胎怪胎 怪胎怪胎 -怪胎 - Freak, freak, freak, freak. - Freak.
他們無法控制自己不愛你 怪胎 They can't control themselves. Freak!
-怪胎 怪胎 -怪胎 - Freak! Freak! - Freak!
想回到過去嗎 Don't you want that back again?
想 I do.
那就簽字 Sign here.
現在去把你的運氣奪回來 Now, go get your mojo back.
那是什么味道 What is that smell?
先生們女士們 我是獅王 亞歷克斯 Ladies and gentlemen, Alex the Lion!
你真惡心 You reek!
-天啊 我要惡心死了 -我也是 - Oh, my gosh. I'm gonna be sick. - Me, too!
離我們遠點 Get away from us!
別走啊 Hey. Wait!
這首歌到底多長啊 How long is this song?
我要休息休息 I think I need a little air.
馬蒂去哪了 Hey, where's Marty?
馬蒂去哪了 Where's Marty?
這才舒服嘛 That's more like it.
舒服什么啊 What's more like it?
好吧 女士們 大家休息會如何 All right. Why don't you take five, ladies?
我需要馬蒂時間 I need a little Marty time.
好啊 Sounds great.
來吧 各位 馬蒂時間來了 Come on, everybody. It's Marty time.
大家真搞笑啊 You guys are funny.
說真的 我需要點私人空間 But seriously, I need a little space.
給我點空間 好不 A little more space, please.
再多點 多點 More space, more space!
-快看 馬蒂在那呢 -哪呢 - Hey, look! There's Marty! - Where?
慢點 慢點 好樣的 Easy, easy. Perfect.
自救啊 Save yourself!
自什么救 Save my what?
-邁爾曼 -死了 - Melman! - What?
邁爾曼 Melman!
邁爾曼 為什么今天你不和我一起過啊 Melman, why don't you wanna spend time with me today?
什么 沒 不是你 是... What? No, it's not you. It's...
-我嗎 你要甩了我嗎 -我甩你? - it's me? You're dumping me? - I'm what?
-在情人節甩了我嗎 -不是 - On Valentine's Day? - No!
你個該死的長頸鹿 You sick, sick giraffe!
格洛麗亞 Gloria!
我不要再風靡萬人啦 I don't wanna be irresistible any more!
回來 馬蒂 等等 馬蒂呢? Come back, Marty! Wait, where's Marty?
我們在這干什么 What are we doing here?
誰是馬蒂 Who's Marty?
我不知道 Beats me.
女士們 希望這不會是永久的 Oh, girl, I hope that's not permanent.
藥效消失了 No more love potion.
送給我最好的兄弟馬蒂 愛你的亞歷克斯
草裙營救行動 開始 Operation "Hula Rescue" It's a go!
斯基伯 她有多重守衛 Skipper, she's heavily guarded.
馬上就解決 Not for long.
聽好了 肌肉男 Listen up, pretty boy,
我雖沒你那古銅肌膚和肌肉 I may not have your perfect tan or your chiseled abs,
但我有你沒有的東西 一顆受傷的心 but I've got something you'll never have, a wounded heart.
美女 Dollface,
失去你才懂得珍惜 it took losing you to realize how much I need you in my life.
聽我說完 Just let me talk.
我曾經以為情人節是專門為 I used to think Valentine's Day was just a superficial holiday
娘娘腔 軟蛋和斷背們準備的特殊節日 for sissies, wussies, and pansies.
但我現在知道 買些便宜花束 But now I realize that buying cheap flowers
或者預先包裝好的巧克力 or some pre-packaged chocolate
并不是什么古怪的陰謀策略 isn't just a whacked-out merchandising conspiracy,
而是非常棒的浪費事情 it's also just a nice thing to do.
又來了啊 Huh! Not again!
斯基伯 紅色警告 Skipper! Code red!
快去搞定 Handle it!
再見 Goodbye!
草裙女 我求你 我們復合吧 Well, Hula Girl, I'm begging you. Will you take me back?
你那是同意還是不同意啊 Is that a yes? Or no?
別丟我的搖頭娃娃 Not my bobblehead!
別丟了 Stop it!
同意嗎 需要更多時間嗎 Is it yes, you need more time?
還是 不 你還沒考慮好嗎 Or, or no, you're not ready to answer?
直接說出你的想法吧 Oh, come on, make up your mind!
你逃不了了 You are mine now!
她同意啦 It's a yes!
舒服了 小樣 希望我們能成為朋友 Well, no hard feelings, kid. Hope we can all stay friends.
不 不 No! No!
我不明白 今天怎么了嘛 I don't get it. What happened today?
好吧 他的損失 Well, it's his loss.
我決定不愛了 I'm over it!
這是干什么啊 What in the world?
音樂? 歌舞表演? Music? Dance number?
自由女神背景? 我的邁爾曼啊 Lady Liberty float? Oh, Melman.
朱利安 拜托 我要那藥 Come on, Julien. I need that potion.
我不清楚 Mmm. I don't know.
你這個瘦小病弱的家伙 Skinny, sickly guy like yourself.
你能幫我做些什么呢 What could you possibly do for me?
我能夠到高處的東西 I can reach tall places.
好吧 成交 Okay, deal.
你簽那合同試試 邁爾曼·馬科維茨 Don't you make that deal, Melman Markowitz.
好吧 要復合了 走吧 弗蘭基 Oh, great. They're gonna make up. Come on, Frankie.
好吧 這個才是 Okay, this is like the sweetest thing
從來沒有人為我做過的最浪漫的事 that anyone's ever tried to do for me.
是吧 但我毀掉了 Yeah, until I ruined it.
寶貝 我才不想要那些 Baby, I didn't need all this.
我只想知道你是否有想過我 All I wanted to know was that you were thinking about me.
是的 我一直有想你 Hmm. Oh, I was thinking about you.
是啊 但有一個人我們沒想過 Yeah, well, here's someone none of us was thinking about.
這樣 我知道一些東西能讓他高興起來 You know what? I think I know something that might cheer him up.
紅紅的玫瑰 藍藍的紫羅蘭 "Roses are red, violets are blue,
我喜歡寫情人節卡片 I love writing myself Valentines,
但沒人為我寫卡片 but no one else seems to do it to me."
這張寫得太?嗦了 It's too wordy.
對不起 I'm sorry!
這是... What the...
我們知道和在動物園時無法比 We know it's not like it was back at the zoo, but...
-但我們可以再弄多點卡片 -不用 - We could make you some more. - No.
我很滿足了 You got it just right.
卡片的多少不重要 It's not about how many cards you get,
重要的是你們寫的卡片 it's about who you get them from.
不想冒犯你 但你真的很難聞 Wow! No offense, but you stink!
你快去洗個澡 You need a bath!
要用松香洗 In turpentine!
女士們先生們 快快圍過來 Ladies and gentlemen, gather around!
又來啊 Oh, not again!
享愛之王回來了 還帶來了全新的 The King of Love is back with a brand new bottle of...
十五號愛藥
第一個幸運兒會是誰呢 And the lucky freak who gets to try it first will be...
沒事 沒事 還有些還有些 It's okay. It's okay. There's still some left.
誰想要啊 Now, who wants it?
真惡心 That is disgusting!
國王朱利安哦 Oh, King Julien...
噩夢要來了 Oh, that's a nightmare coming.
你不能走 Hey, you can't leave.
你必須簽合同 You must sign the contract.
莫里斯 你是我的律師 說話啊 Maurice, you're my lawyer. Do something!
我建議現在不要隨意走動 朱利安 I would advise against any sudden movement right now, Julien.
愛在何方 Where is the love?