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>>> GOOD EVENING, EVERYONE. I'M TUCKER CARLSON.
I'M LIKE IF THOSE SHORTS WITH THE LITTLE WHALES ON THEM CAME
TO LIFE. OUR TOP STORY TONIGHT, PRESIDENT
TRUMP'S HEROIC END TO THE SHUTDOWN.
IT TOOK HIM 35 DAYS, BUT HE WAS FINALLY ABLE TO GET NO WALL.
MEANWHILE, AS THE DEMOCRATS STALL, THE CRISIS AT OUR BORDER
RAGES ON. HERE WITH HER TAKE IS THE HOST
OF JUSTICE WITH JUDGE JEANINE. HOW ARE YOU?
>> A LOT. >> I'M GOING TO ASK A QUESTION I
ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO. MY VOICE WILL GET VERY HIGH.
THESE DEMOCRATS, DO THEY WANT MS-13 INVADING THEIR TOWNS AND
TIEING UP THEIR HANDS AND FEET WITH DUCT TAPE?
>> SADLY, THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION IS SI SENOR.
MS-13 IS GETTING SO BRAZEN THEY'RE PROMOTING THEIR OWN
HOLIDAY IN AMERICA. IT'S CALLED SICARIO.
>> WHAT IS THE PRESIDENT'S NEXT STEP, JEANINE?
AND TO SHOW I'M REALLY PAYING ATTENTION TO YOU, I'M GOING TO
PUT ON MY LISTENING FACE. I CALL IT DOG LOOKING IN A
MIRROR. >> WELL, TUCKER, WE HAVE TO TAKE
A MARIE KONDO APPROACH TO CLEANING UP THIS COUNTRY.
IF SOMETHING DOESN'T SPARK JOY, THROW IT OUT.
YOU KNOW WHAT DOESN'T SPARK JOY IN ME?
GUATEMALANS. >> TERRIFIC, LET ME ASK YOU
THIS, WEREN'T THE FURLOUGHED GOVERNMENT WORKERS HAPPY TO GO
WITHOUT PAY BECAUSE THEY BELIEVE IN THE PRESIDENT AND THE WALL?
>> DEFINITELY NOT. BUT ABSOLUTELY YES.
I SPOKE WITH DOZENS OF TSA WORKERS, AND THEY SAID THEY WERE
SO HONORED TO WORK FOR FREE. AND THEN THEY DID THE UNIVERSAL
GESTURE FOR JERKING OFF. THAT'S HOW EXCITED THEY WERE.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> JEANINE, YOU'RE THE BEST.
>> I KNOW. >> OF COURSE, DEMOCRATS ARE
USING THE SHUTDOWN TO PORTRAY THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION AS OUT
OF TOUCH WITH EVERY DAY AMERICANS.
THAT'S SIMPLY RIDICULOUS. HERE TO COMMENT IS SECRETARY OF
COMMERCE AND MAN OF THE PEOPLE, WILBUR ROSS.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> WHERE DO I LOOK?
DO I LOOK INTO THE SPACESHIP? >> NOW, WILBUR, EARLIER THIS
WEEK, YOU SAID THAT YOU DIDN'T UNDERSTAND WHY FURLOUGHED
GOVERNMENT WORKERS NEEDED FOOD ASSISTANCE, BECAUSE THEY COULD
JUST TAKE OUT LOW-INTEREST LOANS INSTEAD?
>> RIGHT, WELL, THAT WAS SILLY OF ME.
I SIMPLY MEANT THERE ARE OTHER WAYS OF GETTING MONEY.
THEY COULD HAVE LIQUIDATED SOME OF THEIR STOCKS, OR SOLD ONE OF
THEIR PAINTINGS. EVEN IF THEY SOLD A LESSER
PICASSO, IT'S STILL GOING TO GET YOU THROUGH A WEEK OR TWO OF
YACHT MAINTENANCE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> I STILL THINK THAT COMES ACROSS AS INSENSITIVE TO PEOPLE
LIVING PAYCHECK TO PAYCHECK. >> NO, NO.
ALL I MEANT WAS, THAT WE ALL HAVE TO MAKE SACRIFICES IN TIMES
OF HARDSHIP. FOR EXAMPLE, INSTEAD OF GOING
OUT TO DINNER, YOU COULD OPEN A RESTAURANT IN YOUR HOUSE.
OR FOR A PERIOD OF TIME, YOU COULD HAVE YOUR HORSES ATTEND
PUBLIC SCHOOL. THE SMALL THINGS ADD UP.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> YOU DON'T THINK THE TRUMP
ADMINISTRATION IS OUT OF STEP WITH THE AMERICAN PEOPLE?
>> NO, NO. LOOK, MAYBE I DO SLEEP IN ONE OF
THE COCOONS FROM THE MOVIE "COCOON."
THAT DOESN'T MEAN I LIVE IN A BUBBLE.
I LIVE IN A COCOON. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> MY THANKS TO SECRETARY ROSS. OUR FINAL STORY THIS WEEK, OF
COURSE, IS THE DRAMATIC, SOME WOULD SAY LUDICROUS ARREST OF
LONG TIME TRUMP ASSOCIATE ROGER STONE.
THE MAN IS 66 YEARS OLD, FRAIL, BARELY ABLE TO POST SHIRTLESS
PHOTOS OF HIS JACKED BODY. CLEARLY NO THREAT TO ANYONE.
YET THIS IS HOW THE FBI RAIDED HIS HOME.
[ CRASHING GLASS ] [ GUNFIRE ]
>> OH, MY GOD, JUST HORRIFYING. HERE WITH HIS SIDE OF THE STORY
IS A MAN YOU LOOK AT AND INSTANTLY THINK, I TRUST THIS
GUY. PLEASE WELCOME ROGER STONE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> WHAT A FUN COUPLE OF DAYS.
I'M LOVING THE RIDE, GO NIXON. >> MR. STONE.
YOU HAD A HARROWING PAST 36 HOURS, YOUR HOME WAS RAIDED, YOU
WERE ARRESTED AND CHARGED WITH SEVEN FELONY ACCOUNTS.
INCLUDING LYING TO CONGRESS. >> THAT WAS FOUR COUNTS.
>> THE INDICTMENT SAYS SEVEN. >> OKAY, I'M LYIN'.
HONESTLY, I THINK I'M THE HAPPIEST I'VE EVER BEEN IN MY
LIFE. I MEAN, SEVEN FELONIES, ONE,
TWO -- I CAN'T EVEN COUNT THAT HIGH.
HOW COOL IS THAT? >> MR. STONE, WHAT I THINK
YOU'RE REALLY TRYING TO SAY IS THAT YOU'RE A FEEBLE OLD MAN,
RIGHT? >> YEAH, RIGHT, THE PITY THING.
I'M A POOR HELPLESS OLD MAN, I'M 66.
I'M ALMOST AS OLD AS STING. >> AND THAT'S WHY IT WAS SO
AWFUL THE WAY THE POLICE RAIDED YOUR HOME.
>> EXACTLY. THE WHOLE EXPERIENCE WAS SO
HARROWING. AND AFTERWARDS I COULD ONLY
MANAGE ONE RADIO INTERVIEW. AND A SPEECH FROM THE STEPS OF
THE COURTHOUSE AND TWO APPEARANCES ON TELEVISION.
IT'S HORRIBLE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> AND YOU -- AND HAVEN'T THESE RIDICULOUS ACCUSATIONS MADE YOU
POVERTY STRICKEN AS WELL? >> OH, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
I'M BROKE FROM MY LEGAL BATTLES AND NOW NO ONE WILL BUY YOUR
BOOKS. >> WHY WILL NO ONE BUY YOUR
BOOKS? >> BECAUSE THEY'RE BAD.
>> JUST TELL PEOPLE HOW THEY CAN DONATE MONEY TO HELP YOU.
>> I SET UP A DONATION PAGEANT BASED ON A PHRASE PEOPLE HAVE
BEEN YELLING AT ME. CALLED HEY, ROGER, GO FUND
YOURSELF. >> THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME, MR.
STONE. >> PARDON ME?
>> I SAID, THANK YOU. >> OH, NO.
THAT WASN'T A QUESTION, I WAS SAYING THAT TO THE PRESIDENT.
PARDON ME. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> WELL, I'M SURE HE APPRECIATES YOUR LOYALTY AND YOUR
ECCENTRICITIES.