曾经一个伟大的人说过 A famous man one said:
我们总会亲手种下自己的祸根 We create our own demons.
谁说的这句话 它又是什么意思 Who said that? What does that even mean?
这都不重要 因为我们二人都对此深有感触 Doesn't matter, I said it cause he said it.
既然他也应该是个名人 So now he was famous
那这话现在就有两个名人说过了 and that's basically get said by two well known guys.
我不 还是重讲一遍吧 I don't, uh...I'm gonna start again.
一切还得从最开始说起 Let's track this from the beginning.
伯尔尼 瑞士
新年前夜
还有半小时就到新年了 Half hour till the ball drops.
-你想不想...-托尼·斯塔克 演讲真棒 - Hey, do you want...? - Tony Stark, great speech, man!
-交给我 -我有演讲过吗 讲得怎样 - I got it. - I gave a speech? How was it?
-就是个悲剧 -莫名其妙 - Pitiful. - Unintelligible.
真的吗 Really?
是我最爱的风格 百试不爽 It's my favorite kind, a winning combo.
我们现在去哪 Where are we going?
爽一炮吧 去你房间就行 Uh...to town on each other, probably back in your room.
我还想看看你的研究成果 Cause I also wanna see your research.
好 研究成果可以给你看 Okay, you can see my research,
不过那件事你就不要妄想了 but thats... I'm not gonna show you my town.
斯塔克先生 我是何银森 Mr. Stark, Ho Yinsen.
终于遇到一个姓何的人了 过来 Oh, I finally met a man called Ho. Come here.
向您介绍一下我们的客人 吴医生 I would like to introduce you to our guest, Dr. Wu.
-这家伙 -这位是斯塔克先生 - Oh, this guy. - Mr. Stark.
你好
你是心脏科医生 You're a heart doctor.
她一会就爽到需要看医生了 She's going to need a cardiologist.
-再见 -还是下次再说吧 - Bye. - Perhaps another time.
一切都源于1999年瑞士伯恩斯 It started in Berns, Switzerland, 1999,
-那段旧时光 -斯塔克先生 - the old days. - Mr. Stark
我从未料到当时的举动会招致如此后果 I never thought they'd come back to bite me.
谁知道呢 Why would they?
托尼 我是阿德里奇·基里安 Hey, Tony! Aldrich Killian.
我是您研究的项目的超级大粉丝 I'm a big fan of your work!
-我的研究 -我粉丝多了去了 他指的是我 - My work? - Who isn't? He means me.
当然 Well, of course.
不过汉森小姐 鄙会自您麻省理工二年级时 But, Miss Hansen, my organization been tracking your research
就开始关注您的研究项目了 since year two of MIT.
电梯满员了 Yeah, we're full.
他真棒 居然塞进来了 Oh, wow. He made it. He made the cut.
你要去哪一层 伙计 What floor are you going to, pal?
这问题可问对了 Oh, now, that is an appropriate question.
*此处为俚语 同有"底层"和"早期入股"之意 其实我是来入股的 我有一个提议 The ground floor, actually. I've a proposal.
我准备大干一场 I'm putting together with myself.
我个人集资办了一个智囊机构 It's a privately funded think tank called,
叫尖端创意科技 Advanced Idea Mechanics.
两张都给她 一张扔了另一张留着攒灰 Uh...she'll take both. One to throw away and one to not call.
尖端创意科技 简称AIM 记住了吗 Advanced Idea Mechanics, or AIM for short. Do you get it?
知道了 你T恤上就有 I see that, cause it's on your t-shirt.
女士们 跟着那只胖头鱼 Ladies, follow the mullet.
谢谢 我会联系你的 Thank you, I'll call you.
-没准我们可以合作一把 -真的吗 - I'm titillated by the notion of working with you. - Yeah?
对 小丑兄 我五分钟内到楼顶找你 Yeah, cheese clown. I'll see you up on the roof in five minutes.
我已经硬得不行需要赶紧发射了 I'm just going to try to get my beef wet real quick.
-好的 -你懂我意思吧 - Okay. - You know what I'm talkin' about?
一会儿楼顶见 I'll see you up there.
不见不散 Damn betcha.
不会吧 我以为这只是种设想呢 Come on! I thought that was just a theory.
曾经是 Well, it was.
如果我计算正确 我们可以进入 If I'm right, we can access the area of the brain
大脑掌管自愈功能的区域 that governs repair.
并对其重新编码 And chemically recode it.
不可思议 That's incredible.
那就是说你能破解 Essentially you're hacking into
-有机体的遗传操作系统 -是的 - the genetic operating system of an organism. - Exactly. Yes.
你能不能 抱歉 Can you... Excuse...
-怎么 -能不能不要动我的盆栽 - What? - Can you not touch my plant.
这不是 她不喜欢这样 她更喜欢 It's not... she doesn't like it. She prefers...
-她不乐意被人动 -不被打扰 - She's not like the others. - Interference is better.
走吧 到卧室去 Come on. Let's go in the bedroom.
别动她的盆栽了 Leave her ficus alone.
因为 还是请你别碰她了 Because... No, seriously don't.
所以你是从植物入手的 So you're starting with plants?
目前为止 是的 我称之为绝境病毒 For now, yeah. I'm calling it Extremis.
-不过也得 -什么 - Well, it's... - What?
在人身上应用 Human application.
完全正确 它能用于激活坏死组织 Exactly! Exactly. It's dentra-degree vitalization.
革命性的成果 It's revolutionary.
疾病防治 Disease prevention.
-能够改变世界 -甚至断肢再生 - It can change the world. - Even limb regrowth.
你是我遇到的最具才华的女性 You're the most gifted woman I've ever met.
我是说仅限于瑞士 Uh...in Switzerland.
这还差不多 Mm, that's better.
-你真可爱 -眼光挺准 - You're sweet. - Wow, you're seeing things.
你差点就买账了 对吧 You almost bought it, didn't you?
我说的就是这个小问题 This is what I'm talking about, the glitch.
检查过端粒算法了吗 Have you checked the telomerized algorithm?
什么 The what?
-没事 -趴下 - We're good. - Stay down.
你正趴在我身上呢 我没死 You're...you're right on me. I made it.
刚才怎么了 What was that?
-刚才是怎么了 -是我项目中的小问题 - What was that? - It's a glitch in my work...
瞧瞧 她正讲到这个小问题呢 Look, she was just talking about glitches happening.
-跨年了 -不是吧 - Now Y2K. - No.
-新年快乐 -新年快乐 - Happy New Year. - Happy New Year.
-新年快乐 -好的 明早见 晚安 - Happy New Year. - Alright, I'll see you in the mornin'. Good night.
-你真没事吗 -没事 - You good? - Yep.
我在外面等你 I'll be right outside.
好的 Okay.
为什么我要讲这一段呢 So why am I telling you this?
因为我刚种下了自己的祸根 Because I had just created demons,
而且我完全没意识到 and I didn't even know it.
伯尔尼 2000年 你知道我是谁
没错 那段时光确实美好 然后我就一路向前 Yeah, those were the good times. Then I moved on.
在阿富汗一个洞穴里大闹一场后 After a brief soiree in an Afghan cave,
我再也没参加过派对 I said goodbye to the party scene.
现今 马利布 加利福尼亚州 我再也没参加过派对 I said goodbye to the party scene.
现今 马利布 加利福尼亚州 同时也忘掉了瑞士的那一夜 Forgot that night in Switzerland.
现今 马利布 加利福尼亚州 . .
现今 马利布 加利福尼亚州 现在我已然脱胎换骨 These days I'm a changed man,
现今 马利布 加利福尼亚州 第四十六次 Forty six.
斯塔克工业公司研发部 我已今非昔比 我是 你知道我是谁 I'm different now. I'm well...you know who I am.
先生 我能先花几个小时来校准 Sir, please may I request just a few hours to calibrate...
不行 第四十八次 No. Forty-eight.
微型感应装置注射完成 Micro-repeater implanting sequence complete.
如您所愿 先生 As you wish, sir.
我还准备了一篇供您直接忽略用的安全细则 I've also prepared a safety briefing for you to entirely ignore.
那就忽略它 直接开始吧 Which I will. Right, let's do this.
小呆 小呆 Dummy. Hi, Dummy.
蠢货 你头上那顶帽子真不是白给的 名副其实 How did you get that cap on your head? You earned it.
你在那逍遥什么呢 Hey. Hey! What are you doing round in the corner?
干你的活去 把垫子上的血擦干净 You know what you did. Blood on my mat, handle it,
先生 容我提醒一下 Sir, may I remind you
你已经近72小时没合眼了 that you've been awake for nearly seventy-two hours.
请看这里 女士们 晚上好 欢迎来到产房 Focus up, ladies. Good evening, and welcome to the birthing suite.
很高兴宣布你们即将多出一位 I'm pleased to announce the imminent arrival
活泼乱跳 顽皮可爱的宝贝弟弟 of your bouncing, bad-ass, baby brother.
先给特写再缩放 打上日期时间 Start tight and go wide, stamp in time.
马克42代推进式自动导航战衣测试 Mark 42 autonomous prehensile propulsion suit test.
初始化程序 Initialize sequence.
贾维斯 来点音乐 Jarvis, drop my needle.
该死 Crap.
很好 我看行 发射所有部件 Alright, I think we got this. Send 'em all.
好像有点太快了 慢一点 一点点 Probably a little fast, slow it down. Slow it down just a...
就好 little bit.
慢慢来行吗 贾维斯 Cool it, will you, Jarvis?
放马过来 我可不怕你 Come on. I ain't scared of you.
我是天才 I'm the best.
一如往常 先生 看您工作总是乐趣多多 As always, sir, a great pleasure watching you work.
要我说三天不打盹也不算很长 And I guess seventy-two hours isn't a long time between siesta's.
没想到会这么糟 Didn't think it could get any worse.
然后我只得放下工作去看看电视 Then I had to go and turn on the TV.
就在那时我看到了他 That's when he happened.
有人叫我恐怖分子 Some people call me a terrorist,
我则自认为是位老师 I consider myself a teacher.
美国 America,
准备好好上一课吧 ready for another lesson.
1864年在科罗拉多州的沙溪镇 In 1864 in Sand Creek Colorado the U.S. Military waited
美军待友善的夏安部落的勇士出门打猎后 till the friendly Cheyenne braves all gone hunting,
惨绝人寰地屠戮了部落里剩下的老弱病残 waited to attack and slaughter their families left behind,
并侵占了他们的土地 and claim their land.
39小时前 位于科威特的 Thirty-nine hours ago the Ali Al Salem Air Base
阿里·萨利姆空军基地遭袭 in Kuwait was attacked.
是 是 是我干的 I...I...I did that.
当然包括一座住满妇孺的古朴的军事教堂 A quaint military church filled with wives and children, of course.
士兵们都在外演习 The soldiers were out on maneuver,
勇士们都不在 the braves were away.
埃利斯总统 President Ellis,
你执意拒绝接受我的教诲 先生 you continue to resist my attempts to educate you, sir.
而现在 你又一次与其失之交臂 And now, you've missed me again.
你知道我是谁 You know who I am,
但不会知道我在哪 you don't know where I am,
更无法预见我的到来 and you'll never see me coming.
信号似乎恢复了 来回顾一下近几条恐怖... Now that we seem to be back, let's recap some of the frightening...
突发新闻 信号似乎恢复了 来回顾一下近几条恐怖... Now that we seem to be back, let's recap some of the frightening...
网络攻击使广播中断 美国所有广播频道被劫持 American Airwaves were hijacked.
国家进入高度戒备状态 The nation remains on high alert.
突发新闻--满大人在哪 所有对满大人的缉捕行动俱告失败 All attempts of finding Mandarin have so far proved unsuccessful.
突发新闻--总统就满大人威胁发表讲话 内阁为应对本次恐怖袭击 Central to my Administration's response to this terrorist event,
突发新闻--总统就满大人威胁发表讲话 研发出最新的军事资源 is a newly minted resource.
突发新闻--总统就满大人威胁发表讲话 这位我所认识的詹姆斯·罗德上校 I know him as Colonel James Rhodes,
突发新闻--总统就满大人威胁发表讲话 即将成为妇孺皆知的钢铁爱国者 the American people will soon know him as the Iron Patriot.
战争机器重新公诸于世 埃利斯总统是如何回应的呢 And how is President Ellis responding?
战争机器重新公诸于世 . .
战争机器重新公诸于世 他决意派遣这位曾被称为战争机器的家伙 By taking the guy they call War Machine
战争机器重新公诸于世 并给他重新刷了漆 and giving him a paint job.
同一套战衣 但是漆上了红白蓝三色 看看 Same suit, but painted red white and blue. Look at That.
还重新命名为钢铁爱国者 And they also renamed him Iron Patriot.
因为这颜色实在太内涵了 You know, just in case the paint was too subtle.
市场调查的结果很好 好吗 It tested well with focus groups, alright?
我是钢铁爱国者 I am Iron Patriot.
"战争机器"那名字太暴力了 好吗 Listen, War Machine was a little too aggressive, alright?
这个给人感觉好多了 This sends a better message.
到底是怎么一回事 So what's really goin' on?
那个满大人 With Mandarin.
说正经的 能谈谈这家伙吗 Seriously, can we talk about this guy?
这是机密 托尼 It's classified information, Tony.
好吧 发生了九起爆炸案件 Okay, there have been nine bombings.
九起 Nine.
公众只知道其中三起 The public only knows about three.
关键就在这 Here's the thing,
没人能找到起爆装置 nobody can ID a device.
现场没有任何炸弹遗留痕迹 There's no bomb casings.
你知道我能帮上忙 快来求我 You know I can help, just ask.
我有一堆高科技 还有一件导航战衣 I got a ton of new tech, I got a prehensile suit,
我还有 我还有新的拆弹器 I got a... I got a new bomb disposal.
能将爆炸控制在空中 Catches explosions mid-air.
你多久没有好好睡过了 When's the last time you got a good night's sleep?
爱因斯坦一年才睡三小时 看看他干了什么 Einstein slept three hours a year. Look what he did?
人们都很担心你 托尼 People are concerned about you, Tony.
我也很担心你 I'm concerned about you.
你这是要对我说教吗 You're gonna come at me like that?
*此处罗德本想说dick 突然出现的小孩使其连忙改口文明用语 不 不 我才不给你讲屌... No. No, look, I'm not trying to be a dic...
*此处罗德本想说dick 突然出现的小孩使其连忙改口文明用语 . .
*此处罗德本想说dick 突然出现的小孩使其连忙改口文明用语 道理 tator.
您能在我的画上签个名吗 Do you mind signing my drawing?
*英语中Dick也是Richard的简称 只要理查德不介意 If Richard doesn't mind.
*英语中Dick也是Richard的简称 你不介意吧 迪克 You alright with this, Dick?
没问题 Fine with me.
你叫什么名字 What is your name?
艾琳 Erin.
*1983年电影 此处托尼吐槽小男孩长得像电影里的主人公 顺带一提 我超喜欢你演的《圣诞故事》 I loved you in A Christmas Story, by the way.
五角大楼已经陷入恐慌 Listen, the Pentagon is scared.
纽约事件以后 外星人都不值一提 After New York... aliens, come on.
他们需要粉饰自己的坚强 They need to look strong.
艾琳 救救我 阻止满大人是首要任务 但那不是 Stopping the Mandarin is priority, but it's not...
不关超级英雄的事 我懂 It's superhero business, I get it.
不是的 坦白说 那是整个美国的大事 No, it's not, quite frankly. It's American business.
我说过我懂了 That's why I said I...got it.
你没事吧 Are you okay?
我把蜡笔折断了 I broke the crayon.
你没事吧 斯塔克先生 Are you okay, Mr. Stark?
放松点 托尼 Take it easy. Tony...
您怎么从虫洞里逃出来的 How did you get out of the wormhole?
等一下 托尼 Wait a minute! Tony!
他说了什么 托尼 What'd he say?! Tony!
抱歉 我得查一下战衣 来确保 好吧 Sorry. Have to check on the suit... make sure... okay
检查心脏 检查那个 是不是大脑出问题了 Check the heart, check the... check the... is it the brain?
没有心脏或大脑异常的迹象 No sign of cardiac anomaly or unusual brain activity
好吧 那我被下毒了吗 Okay, so I was poisoned?
我的诊断是 你刚有了严重的焦虑症 My diagnosis is that you've experienced a severe anxiety attack.
我 Me?
拜托 老兄 这样子可不雅观 打开吧 Come on, man. This isn't a good look, open up.
抱歉 我得走了 Sorry, I gotta split.
徽章 带起徽章 徽章 Badge... badge... badge.
徽章 伙计们 Badge, guys.
我在厕所都放了告示了 拜托 I put a memo in the toilet, come on.
托尼把它们闲置在地下室了 Tony has got them in his basement,
还给它们带了派对帽 they're wearing party hats.
我们应该把这个资产利用起来 This is an asset that we can put to use.
这么说 你在建议我 So, you're suggesting
把门卫全部都换成机器人是吗 that I replace the entire janitorial staff with robots?
我的意思是我们可能被攻击的最大软肋 What I'm saying is that the human element of Human Resources
就是人力资源中的人力部分 is our biggest point of vulnerability.
我们应该尽快剔除这部分 We should start phasing it out immediately.
-什么 -抱歉 班比 - What!? - Excuse me, Bambi
你刚说的是认真的吗 Did you just say that?
戴好徽章 Security.
哈彼 好吧 Happy? OK.
好吧 你上任禁卫队头子 我很替你高兴 Okay, I am thrilled that you're now the Head of Security, okay?
-没人比你更能胜任 -谢谢 - It is the perfect position for you. - Thank you.
然而 However
鄙人不胜感激 I do appreciate it
自从你上任之后 Since you've taken the post
你不必这么谢我 You don't have to thank me.
我们的员工投诉率提高了三倍 We've had a rise in staff complaints of three hundred percent
谢谢 Thank you.
我不是在夸你 That's not a compliment.
这不是夸奖吗 这肯定值得夸奖 That's not a compli...? It is a compliment!
-很明显有人在图谋不轨 -我真是 - Clearly somebody's trying to hide something. - I
-打扰一下 -请讲 - Excuse me.- Yes?
-波茨小姐 你四点约的客人来了 -谢谢 - Miss Potts, your four o'clock is here. - Thank you.
你和我核查过这个客人了吗 Did you clear this four o'clock with me?
哈彼 我们以后再谈这个 Happy, we'll talk about this later.
我现在得处理这件麻烦事 But right now I have to go deal with this very annoying thing.
怎么讲 How so?
我以前和他共事 I used to work with him,
他总想约我出去 and he used to ask me out all the time.
所以有点小尴尬 So it's a little awkward.
我不喜欢这苗头 I don't like the sound of that.
派珀 Pepper.
基里安 Killian?
你气色不错 真的非常好 You look great. You look really great.
天啊 你看起来 也很棒 God, you look...you look great.
我 我 我无法 I... I... I can't...
这几年你到底在做什么 What on earth have you been doing?
没什么大事 Nothing fancy,
只是被理疗师摆弄了五年 just five years in the hands of physical therapists.
还有 叫我阿德里奇吧 And please, call me Aldrich.
这个 你应该拿到了门禁徽章吧 Uh... you were supposed to be issued a security badge.
-哈彼 没事的 -是吗 - Happy, it's okay.- Yes?
-我们没事 -确定吗 - We're good. - You sure?
-是的 你走吧 -好的 - Yes. Stand down. - Okay.
-我就在附近 好吧 -谢谢 - I'm gonna linger, right here. Okay. - Thank you.
见到你真高兴 基里安 It's very nice to see you, Killian.
伙计 Hey, guy
圣诞快乐 Merry Christmas
规避了这么多年来总统的 After years dodging the president's ban
禁止不道德生物研究的命令 on "Immoral biotech research",
我的智囊团终于有所突破了 my think tank now has a little something in the pipeline.
我有一个被称为绝境病毒的构想 It's an idea we like to call Extremis.
让我把灯关一下 I'm gonna turn your lights down.
请看人类的大脑 Regard the human brain.
等等 暂停 暂停一下 Uh...wait. Hold on, hold on.
那是宇宙的图像 我的错 让我按一下 That's...that's the universe, my bad. But if I do that...
这才是大脑 That's the brain.
它们惊人地类似 不是吗 Strangely mimetic though, wouldn't you say?
太不可思议了 Wow, that's amazing!
多谢 那是我的大脑 Thanks, it's mine.
什么 What?
这是 我的大脑内部 这是个 This...you're inside my head. It's a...
实况转播 It's a live feed.
站上来 我证明给你看 Come on up, I'll prove it to you.
来吧 Come on.
现在 掐我胳膊 我能受得起 掐吧 Now, pinch my arm. I can take it. Pinch me.
那是什么 What is that?
是初级躯体感觉皮层 It's the primary somatosensory cortex.
大脑中感知疼痛的部分 It's the brain's pain center.
这才是我想给你看的 But this is what I wanted to show you.
绝境病毒开发了我们的生物潜能 Now, Extremis harnesses our bioelectrical potential
现在看 这里 And it goes...here.
这实质上是一个空槽 This is essentially an empty slot,
这也正说明我们的大脑 and what this tells us is that our mind,
其实是我们整个的DNA our entire DNA in fact,
注定要被更新升级 is destined to be upgraded.
派珀·波茨改革斯塔克企业格局
你好 Hello?
是大额头安保部吗 Is this forehead of Security?
什么 What?
听着 我有正事在办 你有什么事 You know, look, I got a real job. What do you want?
我在工作 有情况发生 I'm working, I got something going on here.
什么情况 骚扰实习生吗 What? Harassing interns?
我告诉你一件事 Let me tell you something,
当我告诉大家我是钢铁侠的保镖时 you know what happened when I told people
你知道他们什么反应吗 I was Iron Man's body guard?
他们无情地嘲笑我 They would laugh in my face.
我只能带着最后一丝尊严灰溜溜离开 I had to leave while I still had a shred of dignity.
现在我有了真正的工作 照顾派珀 Now I got a real job, I'm watching Pepper.
发生了什么 告诉我 What's going on? Fill me in.
-真要听吗 -对 - For real? - Yeah.
好吧 她在会见一个科学家 Alright, so she's meeting up with this scientist.
-阔佬 长得也帅 -好吧 - Rich guy, handsome. - Right.
我一开始没认出他来 I couldn't make his face at first, right?
你也知道我认人最在行了 You know I'm good with faces.
没错 你是个中翘楚 Oh, Yeah, yeah. You're the best.
就是的 然后我查了他的信息 Yeah. Well, so I run his credentials,
才认出他 阿德里奇·基里安 I make him Aldrich Killian.
其实我们以前见过他 We actually met the guy back in...
我们1999年在哪 那个科学会议 where were we in '99? The science conference?
在瑞士 Um... Switzerland.
对 没错 就是那 Right, right, exactly.
基里安 不 我不记得那家伙 Killian? No, I don't remember that guy.
你当然不记得 他又不是金发大波妹 Of course you don't. He's not a blond with a big rack.
一开始还好 他们只是谈生意 At first it was fine, they were talking business,
但现在有点蹊跷了 but now it's like getting weird.
他正在展示一个他的大型大脑 He's showing her his big brain.
他的什么 His what?
大型大脑 她也乐在其中 Big brain, and she likes it.
让我给你看 等一下 看到了吗 Here, let me show you. Hold on. See?
看到什么 看到你在偷窥吗 Look at what? You watching them?
把屏幕翻转我才能看到 Flip the screen and then we can get started.
我又不是你这种科学天才 I'm not a tech genius like you.
相信我 快过来吧 Just...just trust me, get down down here.
翻转屏幕 让我看看他们在做什么 Flip the screen, then I can see what they're doing.
我不会 我不会翻转屏幕 I can't! I don't know how to flip the screen!
别再那样对我说话了 Don't talk to me like that anymore.
你可不是我老板 You're not my boss.
我又不为你工作 Alright, I don't work for you.
我不信任这家伙 Now I don't trust this guy.
他还有个鬼鬼祟祟的家伙和他一起 He's got another guy with him, he's shifty.
-放松点 -真的吗 - Relax. - Seriously?
我只是让你警戒四周罢了 I'm just asking you to secure the perimeter.
让他出去喝一杯什么的 Tell him to go out for a drink or something?
你知道吗 你真的应该 You know what? You should take more
好好注意一下这里发生的事 of an interest in what's going on here.
这女子 她是你生命中最美好的邂逅 This woman... this woman's the best thing that ever happened to you,
而你呢 你在暴殄天物 and you... you're just ignoring her.
巨型大脑吗 A giant brain?
没错 一个大脑子 还有个鬼祟之徒 Yeah, there's a giant brain, there's a shifty character.
我得去跟着他 I'm gonna follow this guy.
查他的车牌 要是他来硬的 那就来吧 I'm gonna run his plates and if it gets rough, so be it.
我想念你 哈彼 I miss you, Happy.
我也想念你 但是用以前那种方式想 Yeah, I miss you too. But the way it used to be.
现在你天天那些超级英雄朋友来往 Now you're off with the 'superfriends',
我都不知道你到底怎么了 I don't know what's going on with you anymore.
世界越来越奇怪了 The world's getting weird...
抱歉 我得挂断你了 Hey, I... I'd hate to cut you off.
-你的泰瑟电击枪带着吗 -怎么了 - Do you have your taser on you? - Why?
人力资源部好像有个女孩 I think there's a gal in HR
她试图偷打印机墨水 who's trying to steal some printer ink,
你应该过去教训她一下 you should probably go over there and zap her.
好极了 Yeah, nice.
想象一下 若你可以侵入 Imagine if you could hack into the hard drive
任何生物体的中枢然后重组其DNA of any living organism and recode its DNA.
那太惊人了 It would be incredible.
不幸的是 听起来那也可用于军事 Unfortunately, to my ears it also sounds highly weaponizable.
比如用在改造士兵和私人军队上 托尼他 As in enhanced soldiers, private armies, and Tony is not...
托尼 托尼 Tony. Tony.
13年前我邀请托尼加入AIM You know, I invited Tony to join AIM thirteen years ago,
他拒绝了 he turned me down.
但现在我发现 But something tells me now
掌权的是另一个天才 there is a new genius on the throne
她不必向托尼汇报 who doesn't have to answer to Tony anymore,
也没那么自负 and who has slightly less of an ego.
我的答案是不 阿德里奇 It's gonna be a no, Aldrich.
我已经尽可能帮你了 As much as I'd like to help you.
好吧 我确实有点失望 Well, I can't say that I'm not disappointed.
但正如我父亲说过的 But then as my father used to say,
透过失败的迷雾 总能窥见胜利的光辉 'Failure is the fog through which we glimpse triumph.'
话很有深度 That's very deep.
我也不知道是什么意思 And I have no idea what it means.
我也不懂 我爸就是个傻瓜 Well, me neither. He was kind of an idiot, my old man.
我们一定会再见的 派珀 I'm sure I'll see you again, Pepper.
哈彼 Happy...
车备好了 你准备好出发了么 The car is ready, if you're ready to go.
我只是 Yes. I just um...
忘了别的什么东西 我得去 God, I forgot my other thing, so I'm just gonna...
史塔克工业公司 忘了别的什么东西 我得去 God, I forgot my other thing, so I'm just gonna...
史塔克工业公司 . .
圣诞快乐 派珀
抱歉我来晚了 我刚才在 这是什么 I'm sorry I'm late. I was... What the...? What is that?!
你在屋里也要穿了吗 那是什么 马克15号吗 You're wearing this in the house now? What is that, like Mark 15?
马克42号 差不多吧 Uh...yeah. Something like that.
人总得有个爱好 You know everybody needs a hobby.
你非得在客厅里穿着你的爱好吗 Oh, and you have to wear your hobby in the living room?
新衣服要适应 Just breakin' it in.
你明白吧 裤裆那里总是有点紧 You know, it's always a little pinchy in the gooey bag at first, so.
对了 你看到你的圣诞礼物了吗 Oh hey, did you see your Christmas present?
看到了 我可不会 Yes, I did. I... I don't know
错过那么大的圣诞礼物 how I could have missed that Christmas present.
那么大能搬进门来吗 Is it gonna fit through the door?
小崇拜者的来信 好吧 你把我问倒了 Well actually, uh...it's a good question.
明天我叫一队人来 I got a team of guys comin' tomorrow,
-他们会把墙炸了 -好吧 - they're gonna blow out that wall. - Okay.
今天忙不忙 还是闲着 So, uh... tense? Good day?
按摩一下肩吧 你这个调皮的小女孩 Ooh shoulders, a little naughty. Naughty girl.
我不想罗嗦 不过你喜欢那订制的兔子吗 I don't wanna harp on this, but did you like the custom rabbit?
你问我喜欢吗 Did I like it?
俘虏了你的心 对吧 Nailed it, right?
我很感激你的爱情创意 I appreciate the thought very much.
你为什么不拿掉面罩 给我一个热吻呢 So why don't you lift up that face mask and give me a kiss?
这个 该死 打不开 Huh. Yup, dammit. No can do.
你想不想在面罩的缝上 You wanna just kiss it on the...
亲一下呢 The facial slit?
好吧 看来我只能去车库 Well, why don't I run down to the garage
找个撬棍把它弄开了 and see if I can't find a crowbar to shimmy that thing open?
撬棍 真棒 Crowbar. Yeah.
可是车库有一点 那个 辐射泄漏 Oh, except there's been a...uh...A radiation leak.
我愿意冒这个险 I'll take my chances.
太危险了 That's risky.
至少让我给你找件防护衣 At least let me get you like a Hazmat suit
或者盖革计数器之类的东西也行 or a Geiger counter or something like that.
完蛋 Busted.
你真是无聊到一定境界了 This is a new level of lame.
对不起 Sorry.
今晚是约会之夜 你不等我就吃了 You ate without me, already? On date night?
-他只是...-你是说你吧 - He was just... - You mean you?
没错 我是说我们 只是在招待你 Well, yeah. I mean we were just... just hosting you.
我正好做完了点工作 While I finished up a little work.
所以就吃了一点东西 And yes, I had a quick bite.
我不知道你回不回家 I didn't know if you were comin' home
你有可能和阿德里奇·基里安喝酒去了 or if you were having drinks with Aldrich Killian.
什么 What?
阿德里奇·基里安 你在监视我吗 Aldrich Killian? What are you checking up on me?
是哈彼注意到的 Happy was concerned.
-不 就是你在监视我 -我没有 - No, you're spying on me. - I wasn't...
我要去睡觉了 I'm going to bed.
别走 小派 Hold on. Come on. Pep.
好吧 我承认是我错了 对不起 Hey, I admit it! My fault. Sorry.
我最近过得一团糟 I'm a piping hot mess.
有段时间了 我一直没告诉你 It's been going on for a while, I haven't said anything.
自从纽约事件以后 一切都变了 Nothing's been the same since New York.
是吗 我可完全没有注意到 Oh really? Well, I didn't notice that, at all.
你经历过了一些事 You experience things
结果你还是没办法解释明白 and then they're over and you still can't explain 'em.
神祇 外星人 其他空间 Gods, aliens, other dimensions.
我只是一个躲在铁壳里的人 I... I'm just a man in a can.
我至今还没有崩溃的原因 The only reason I haven't cracked up
大概就是因为你搬来和我一起住 is probably because you moved in.
这太好了 我爱你 我很幸运 Which is great. I love you, I'm lucky.
但是 宝贝 我睡不着 But, honey, I can't sleep.
你睡着了 我就下来 You go to bed, I come down here.
做些我自己的事 敲敲打打 I do what I know, I tinker.
但是危险即将来临 But threat is imminent,
我必须要保护我唯一不能失去的东西 and I have to protect the one thing that I can't live without.
就是你 That's you.
我的盔甲 它们只是 My suits, they're uh...
机器而已 Machines.
但是它们是我的一部分 But they're part of me.
这只是个消遣 A distraction.
也许吧 Maybe.
我要去洗个澡 I'm gonna take a shower.
好吧 Okay.
你也一起来吧 And you're gonna join me.
更好了 Better.
托尼 托尼 托尼 托尼 Tony! Tony! Tony! Tony...
关闭电源 Power down!
我一定是在睡梦中启动它了 I must have called it in my sleep.
这事不应该发生的 That's not supposed to happen.
我应该重新校准一下传感器 I'll recalibrate the sensors.
我们能不能 让我 Can we just... just let me...
让我先喘口气好吗 just let me catch my breath, okay?
别走 好吗 派珀 Don't go, alright? Pepper?
我要去楼下睡 你去敲敲打打吧 I'm going to sleep downstairs. Tinker with that.
你扛得住吗 Can you regulate?
扛得住 Yes, I can regulate.
你确定吗 Are you sure about that?
确定 Yes.
这批货不错 It's a decent batch.
别说我不为你着想 Don't say I never did nothin' for you.
谢谢 Thank you.
理解万岁 I mean for understanding.
对不起 伙计 I'm sorry, buddy.
你干什么呢 伙计 你自己出来的吗 What are you doin', buddy? You out by yourself?
约会之夜对吗 看看你最喜欢的言情片 A little date night? Watching your favorite chick flick maybe?
没错 一部叫做《派对结束》的小电影 Yeah, a little movie called "The Party's Over",
主角是你和你嗑药的女朋友 starring you and your junkie girlfriend,
这是电影票 and here's the ticket.
开玩笑吧 那不是你的东西 No kidding? That doesn't belong to you.
萨文 Savin!
救救我 救救我 Help! Help me!
福饼的真相是 True story about fortune cookies.
它们看上去像来自中国 They look Chinese,
听上去也像 they sound Chinese,
其实它们是美国制造 but they're actually an American invention.
这也是它们是空心的原因 Which is why they're hollow,
因为它们充满谎言 full of lies,
会在嘴里留下恶心的味道 and leave a bad taste in the mouth.
我的门徒刚摧毁了另一个廉价美国盗版货 My disciples just destroyed another cheap American knock-off,
中国剧院 The Chinese Theater.
总统先生 我知道这一定很令人沮丧 Mr. President, I know this must be getting frustrating,
但是这一季度的恐怖事件已经接近尾声了 but this season of terror is drawing to a close.
别担心 好戏还在后头呢 And don't worry, the big one is coming;
你的毕业典礼要来了 your graduation.
别关电视行吗 Mind leaving that on?
好的 Sure.
周日晚上的固定节目《唐顿庄园》 Sunday night's PBS 'Downtown Abbey'.
他最喜欢看这个 他觉得很高雅 That's his show, he thinks it's elegant.
还有 让所有人都带上胸卡 One more thing... make sure everyone wears their badges.
他对这类事情特别固执 He's a stickler for that sort of thing,
不然我的人不让进 plus my guys won't let anyone in without them.
我们在等待托尼·斯塔克的到来 We're awaiting the arrival of Tony Stark.
希望他能就刚刚发生的袭击事件 We're hoping he'll give us the reaction...
给我们一些回应 his reaction to the latest attack.
斯塔克先生 斯塔克先生 Mr. Stark! Mr. Stark!
消息来源说 Our sources are telling us that
这又是一次满大人发动的袭击事件 this is another Mandarin attack.
您对此怎么说 Anything else you can tell us?
斯塔克先生 Hey, Mr. Stark!
什么时候才会有人杀了这个家伙 When is somebody gonna kill this guy?
说说看 Just sayin'.
你就想听这个吗 Is that what you want?
我想给满大人 Here's a little holiday greeting
送一个小小的节日问候 I've been wanting to send to the Mandarin.
我刚刚才想好措辞 I just didn't know how to phrase it until now.
我叫托尼·斯塔克 我不怕你 My name is Tony Stark and I'm not afraid of you.
我知道你是个懦夫 I know you're a coward,
所以我决定消灭你 伙计 so I've decided that you just died, pal.
我会亲自来收尸 I'm gonna come get the body.
无关政治 There's no politics here;
只有老式的复仇戏码 it's just good old-fashioned revenge.
无关五角大楼 There's no Pentagon;
只有你和我 it's just you and me.
如果你还是个男人 And on the off-chance you're a man,
记着我家地址 here's my home address:
10880号 马利布口岸 邮编90265 10880, Malibu Port, 90265.
我的房门时刻大开 I'll leave the door unlocked.
你就想要这个吧 是不是 That's what you wanted, right?
我赔你 Bill me.
我已经把满大人的资料整理好了 先生 I've compiled a Mandarin database for you, sir.
来源是神盾局 联邦调查局 Drawn from S.H.I.E.L.D., F.B.I.,
和中情局侦听处 and C.I.A. Intercepts.
现在进行虚拟犯罪现场重建 Initiating virtual crime scene reconstruction.
让我看看 Okay, what do we got here?
他的名字源于一位古代中国的战争军师 His name is an ancient Chinese war mantle,
意思是皇帝的顾问 meaning "Adviser to the King".
熟悉南美的叛乱策略 South American insurgency tactics,
说话像浸礼会的传教士 talks like a Baptist preacher.
这里真够热闹的 There's lots of pageantry going on here...
不少好戏在上演 lots of theater.
关闭 Close.
爆炸产生的热量超过了3000摄氏度 The heat from the blast was in excess of 3000 degrees Celsius.
12.5码内的物体都会瞬间汽化 Any subjects within 12.5 yards were vaporized instantly.
中国剧院方圆三英里内 No bomb parts found in a three mile radius
没有发现炸弹碎片 of the Chinese theater.
没有 先生 No, sir.
告诉我 哈彼 Talk to me, Happy.
什么时候炸弹不是炸弹呢 When is a bomb not a bomb?
杰克·塔加特 有军人伤亡吗 Any military victims?
没有任何公共记录 先生 Not according to public records, sir.
把热源显像图再调出来 Bring up the thermogenic signatures again,
把三千度也算进去 factor in three thousand degrees.
甲骨文云计算分析完成 The oracle cloud has completed analysis.
连接卫星 Accessing satellites and
将最近一年的热源产生绘制成图 plotting the last twelve months of thermogenic occurrence now.
除去所有满大人袭击过的地方 Take away everywhere that there's been a Mandarin attack.
圣拉斐尔 加利福尼亚 正在计算 热能信号 . .
圣拉斐尔 加利福尼亚 正在计算 热能信号 不是这个 Nope.
斯普林菲尔德 密苏里 正在计算 热能信号
玫瑰山 田纳西州 正在计算 热能信号
那个 你确定那不是他的袭击吗 That. You sure that's not one of his?
这个早于任何一次已知满大人袭击事件 It predates any known Mandarin attack.
这是一起自杀式炸弹袭击 The incident was the use of a bomb to assist a suicide.
《今日美国》周末版 爆炸夺走六条生命 这是一起自杀式炸弹袭击 The incident was the use of a bomb to assist a suicide.
商业爆破公司查德·戴维斯美军 不是我的儿子 这是一起自杀式炸弹袭击 The incident was the use of a bomb to assist a suicide.
拿过来 Bring it around.
热源信号十分相像 The heat signature is remarkably similar.
三千摄氏度 Three thousand degrees Celsius.
两个军人 That's two military guys.
去过田纳西州吗 贾维斯 Ever been to Tennessee, Jarvis?
正在安排飞往田纳西州的计划 Creating a flight plan for Tennessee.
现在还有人能来访吗 Are we still at "Ding-dong"?
我们现在应该是高度戒严状态 We're supposed to be on total security lock down.
拜托 我刚威胁了一个恐怖分子 那是谁 Come on, I threatened a terrorist. Who is that?
我对此无能为力 先生 There's only so much I can do, sir,
是你把地址给了全世界的记者 when you give the world's press your home address.
站在那儿别动 Right there's fine.
你不是满大人 对吧 对吧 You're not the Mandarin, are you? Are you?
你不记得了 我怎么都不惊讶呢 You don't remember. Why am I not surprised?
别往心里去 Don't take it personally,
我都不记得我早餐吃过什么了 I don't remember what I had for breakfast.
无谷蛋白华夫饼 先生 Gluten-free waffles, sir.
没错 That's right.
好吧 我要和你单独谈谈 Okay, look, I need to be alone with you.
别在这里 是要紧事 Some place not here, it's urgent.
我一般不会拒绝这种事的 Normally, I'd go for that sort of thing,
但是现在我有了个正式的女朋友 but now I'm in a committed relationship.
就是她 It's... with her.
托尼 有客人吗 Tony, is somebody there?
是的 是玛雅·汉森 Yeah, it's Maya Hansen.
一个植物学家朋友 不太熟 Old botanist pal that I used to know, barely.
别告诉我有个我从没见过的 Please don't tell me that there is a twelve year-old kid
12岁的孩子在车里等我 waiting in the car that I've never met.
他13岁了 He's thirteen.
别开玩笑了 我需要你的帮助 And no, I need your help.
帮什么 为什么是这时候 What... what for? Why now?
因为我读了报纸 而且 Because I read the papers, and,
坦白地说 我觉得你活不过这周了 frankly, I don't think you'll last the week.
我会没事的 I'll be fine.
对不起 哈彼住院了 I'm sorry. With Happy in the hospital,
我不知道会有客人来 I didn't know we were expecting guests.
不是客人 We weren't.
不 我 No, I...
旧情人吗 And old girlfriends!
不算是 She's not really.
不是 顶多就是一夜情 No, not really. It... it was just one night.
没错 Yep.
果然是你的风格啊 没错 That's how you did it, isn't it? Yep.
美好的一晚 It was a great night.
其实 Well, you know...
-幸好你抽身的早 -你说什么 - You have saved yourself a world of pain. - What?
-我想也是 -相信我 - I'm sure. - Trust me.
咱们要出城去躲躲 We're going out of town.
咱们谈过了 不可以 Okay, we've been through this. Nope.
可以 Yep!
男人说了不可以 The man says no.
-马上就走 没得商量 -宝贝 - Immediately and indefinitely! - Honey...
好主意 咱们走吧 我来拿 Great idea. Let's go. I'll...
对不起 这是个糟透了的主意 I'm sorry. That's a terrible idea.
别碰她的包 Please don't touch her bags.
托尼 正常人都会这么做 Tony, this is how normal people behave.
在外面我没法保护你 我冒险 I can't protect you out there. I challenged...
这个正常吗 Is... is that normal?
正常得很 Yes, this is normal!
可悲的是 那个特别正常 Sadly, that... is very normal.
那只是个大兔子 别大惊小怪的 It's a big bunny, relax about it!
冷静点 Calm down!
这是我送给你的 I got this for you.
斯塔克身处险境 我知道 I'm aware of that.
你都没跟我说你喜欢它 You still haven't even told me that you liked it!
我不喜欢 I don't like it!
我问过你三次 你居然不喜欢 I asked you three... You don't like it?!
托尼 我们得离开这个房子 Tony, we are leaving the house.
没有必要讨论这个 That's not even up for discussion.
伙计们 我们能不能 Guys, can we um...
什么 What?
我们是不是要关心一下这个 Do we need to worry about that?
保护到你了 I got you.
是我先保护你的 I got you first.
像我之前说的 我们不能待在这了 Like I said, we can't stay here.
快走 我跟在你后面 Move! I'm right behind!
去找她 我自己想办法出去 Get her, I'm gonna find a way around.
别停下来 去找她 出去 快 Stop stopping! Get her, get outside! Go!
我的天啊 托尼 Oh my God. Tony!
先生 波茨小姐已经安全离开了 Sir, Miss Potts is clear of the structure.
贾维斯 我的飞行能量呢 Jarvis, where's my flight power?!
正在处理 先生 这只是一件原型机 Working on it, sir. This is a prototype.
离线
解决一架 That's one.
先生 这套盔甲还不能用于战斗 Sir, the suit is not combat-ready.
离线 强行手动 系统故障
第二架 That's two.
系统故障
托尼 Tony!
先生 请深呼吸 Sir, take a deep breath.
飞行能量已恢复 Flight power restored.
先生 先生 Sir. Sir!
关掉警报 我已经知道了 Alright, kill the alarm. I got it.
警报响的原因是 That's the emergency alert
能量下降至百分之五以下 triggered by the power dropping below five percent.
这是在下雪吧 我们在哪 郊区吗 It's snowing, right? Where are we, upstate?
我们在田纳西州玫瑰岗外五公里处 We're five miles outside of Rose Hills, Tennessee.
为什么 贾维斯 我没说要来这里 Why?! Jarvis! Not my idea!
我们为什么会到这里 差了十万八千里 What are we doing here? This is thousands of miles away!
我要去找派珀 我要 I gotta get Pepper, I gotta...
我准备了一份飞行计划 这里是目的地 I prepared a flight plan. This was the location.
谁叫你做的 把盔甲打开 Who asked you? Open the suit.
我 我好像出故障了 先生 I... I think I may be malfunctioning, sir.
弹射打开 Open eject.
这才爽 That's brisk!
我还是进去待一会吧 Maybe I'll just cozy back up for a bit.
我觉得我现在要睡了 先生 I actually think I need to sleep now, sir.
贾维斯 Jarvis.
贾维斯 Jarvis?
别丢下我 伙计 Don't leave me, buddy.
德士古商店
斯塔克安全服务器 Stark Secure Server:
现正向所有已知接收者转接 Now transferring to all known receivers.
派珀 是我 十分抱歉 Pepper, it's me. I've got a lot of apologies to make
但是时间有限 首先 and not a lot of time. So first off,
很抱歉让你处于危险的境地 I'm so sorry I put you in harm's way.
那样很自私也很愚蠢 以后再也不会了 That was selfish and stupid and it won't happen again.
还有 现在是圣诞 那兔子太大了 Also, it's Christmas time, the rabbit's too big.
就这样 对不起 Done. I'm sorry.
我还要提前道歉 因为我还不能回家 And I'm sorry in advance because...I can't come home yet.
我要找到那家伙 你要注意安全 I need to find this guy. You gotta stay safe.
就这么多 That's all I know.
我刚从一个印第安木人身上偷了一件斗篷 I just stole a poncho from a wooden Indian.
让你舒服点 Let's get you comfy.
你现在开心了吧 You happy now?
站住 别动 Freeze! Don't move.
被你抓住了 You got me.
土豆枪不错 Nice potato gun.
就是枪管有点长 Barrel's a little long.
又长又粗的话 会减少它的攻击力 Between that and the wide gauge, it's gonna diminish your FPS
你现在也没弹药了 And now you're out of ammo.
你胸口上那个东西是什么 What's that thing on your chest?
是个电磁体 你应该懂的 It's a electromagnet. You should know,
你这里有一整盒呢 you've got a box of them right here.
它是给什么供电的 What does it power?
我的天啊 Oh my God!
那个 那是 That...that's...
那是钢铁侠吗 Is that Iron Man?
其实 我才是 Technically, I am.
其实 你已经死了 Technically, you're dead.
满大人袭击 斯塔克传言已死 . .
满大人袭击 斯塔克传言已死 有道理 A valid point.
他怎么了 What happened to him?
生活太艰辛 Life.
我创造了他 我照顾他 I built him, I take care of him.
现在我要修好他 I'll fix him.
像机械师那样吗 Like a mechanic?
是的 Yeah.
如果是我在造钢铁侠和战争机器的话 Oh. If I was building Iron Man and War Machine...
现在叫钢铁爱国者了 It's Iron Patriot now.
叫战争机器多酷 That's way cooler!
不 不是的 No, it's not.
好吧 是我的话我会加上 那个逆 Anyways, I would have added in um... the retro...
逆反射层吗 Retroreflective panels?
可以让他进入隐形模式 To make him stealth mode.
你想要隐形模式吗 You want a stealth mode?
多酷啊 不是吗 Cool, right?
这主意不错 也许我会去造一件 That's actually a good idea. Maybe I'll build one.
这主意就不好了 你在干什么 Not a good idea! What are you doing?
你把他的手指掰下来了 You're gonna break his finger?
他很痛苦 他受伤了 别动他 He's in pain, he's been injured. Leave him alone.
对不起 Sorry.
真的吗 Are you?
别急 我会修好的 Don't worry about it, I'll fix it.
那个 谁在家 So, uh, who's home?
我妈妈出去吃饭了 Well, my mom already left for the diner
我爸去711买刮刮乐了 and dad went to 7-Eleven to get scratchers.
我猜他中奖了 因为那是六年前的事了 I guess he won,'cause that was six years ago.
很正常 好多老爸都出走 Mm. Which happens, dads leave.
不用那么计较 No need to be a pussy about it.
我要一些东西 一台笔记本电脑 Here's what I need: a laptop,
一个电子手表 一台手机 还有你那 a digital watch, a cell phone, the pneumatic actuator
反坦克火箭筒的气动螺旋管 from your bazooka over there,
一份小镇地图 一把来福枪 a map of town, a big spring,
和一个吞拿鱼三明治 and a tuna fish sandwich.
对我有什么好处 What's in it for me?
救赎 他叫什么 Salvation. What's his name?
谁 Who?
在学校里欺负你的小孩 他叫什么 The kid that bullies you at school, what's his name?
你怎么知道的 How'd you know that?
我刚好有你需要的东西 I got just the thing.
*供儿童节日或生日时打碎获得惊喜用的彩罐 这是小孩玩的彩罐 开个玩笑 This is a pinata for a cricket. I'm kidding,
这是个很厉害的武器 别对着自己 it's a very powerful weapon. Point it away from your face,
按下上面的按钮 能吓跑欺负你的人 press the button on top. It discourages bullying.
非致命武器 只是用来脱身 Non-lethal, just to cover one's ass.
成交吗 成交吗 怎么样 Deal? Deal? What'd you say?
成交了 Deal.
成交 Deal?
你叫什么 What's you're name?
哈里 你叫 Harley. And you're...
机械师 托尼 The mechanic. Tony.
知道我念念不忘什么吗 我的三明治呢 You know what keeps going through my head? Where's my sandwich?
斯塔克安全服务器 身份验证成功 Stark Secure Server: recognition scan verified.
派珀 是我 Pepper, it's me.
十分抱歉 但是时间有限 I've got a lot of apologies to make and not a lot of time.
首先 很抱歉让你处于危险的境地 So first off, I'm so sorry I put you in harm's way.
那样很自私也很愚蠢 以后再也不会了 That was selfish and stupid and it won't happen again.
你今晚来家里干什么 Why were you at the house tonight?
你有什么很重要的事要跟托尼说吗 What was so important that you had to speak to Tony?
我想我的上司效力于满大人 I think that my boss is working for the Mandarin.
如果你还想继续谈的话 So if you still want to talk about it,
我建议找个安全一点的地方谈 I suggest that we get ourselves someplace safe.
你觉得你的上司效力于满大人吗 Your boss works for the Mandarin, you think?
但是托尼说你是个植物学家 那么 But Tony says you're a botanist, so...
难怪了 其实我是个 That figures. What I actually am is
一个四十人小组的基因编码员 a biological DNA coder running a team of forty
而我们管理着一个私人智囊团 out of a privately-funded think tank,
不过你确实可以说我是个植物学家 but sure you can call me a botanist.
你的上司 叫什么名字 This boss of yours, does he have a name?
叫阿德里奇·基里安 Yeah, Aldrich Killian.
我们把房子炸掉了 先生 Well, we took the house down, sir...
但是没有发现尸体 But there's no sign of a body.
-我明白了 -没找到斯塔克 - I see. - No Stark.
我要走了 I have to go.
大师要开始录像 他有点 The Master is about to record and he's a little...
那个什么 你懂的 Well, you know how he gets.
今晚记得执行约定 完事了打给我 Keep your appointment tonight and call me when it's done.
好了各位 不要说话也不要互相使眼色 Alright everybody. No talking and no eye contact,
除非你想被一枪崩掉 unless you wanna get shot in the face.
报告情况 Report in.
房屋安全 The house is clear.
大师进来了 The Master is traveling.
好了 我们还在等什么 Well then, what are we waiting for?
三明治还行 来福枪有点生锈了 The sandwich was fair, the spring was a little rusty,
剩下的材料 我能凑合着用 the rest of the materials, I'll make do.
对了 你说你妹妹有个手表 By the way, when you said your sister had a watch,
可能我的期望值有点过高了 I was kinda hoping for something a little more than that.
她才六岁 再说这是个限量版 She's six! Anyway, it's limited edition.
我们什么时候能聊聊纽约的事 When can we talk about New York?
可能永远都不会谈 别紧张 Maybe never, relax about it.
那复仇者联盟呢 能聊聊他们吗 What about The Avengers, can you talk about them?
晚点吧 孩子 让我喘口气 I don't know, later. Hey kid, give me a little space.
官方说这里发生了什么 怎么回事 What's the official story here? What happened?
我猜这个叫查德·戴维斯的人 I guess this guy named Chad Davis,
以前住在附近 在军队里获得了很多勋章 used to live roundabouts, won a bunch of medals in the army.
有一天人们说他疯了 然后做了一个 One day, folks said he went crazy and made,
炸弹 然后他在这里把自己炸飞了 you know, a bomb. Then he blew himself up right here.
死了六个人 对吗 Six people died, right?
是的 Yeah.
包括查德·戴维斯吗 Including Chad Davis?
是的 Yeah.
是吗 这没道理啊 Yeah. That doesn't make sense.
想想看 六个人死了 只有五个阴影 Think about it. Six dead, only five shadows.
人们说这些阴影 Yeah, people said these shadows are
标志着升入天堂的灵魂 like the mark of souls gone to Heaven.
除了那个持炸弹的 他没有阴影 Except the bomb guy, he went to Hell on account of
所以他下了地狱 所以只有五个 he didn't get a shadow. That's why there's only five.
你信吗 Do you buy that?
大家都这么说的 That's what everyone says.
知道这个坑让我想起什么吗 You know what this crater reminds me of?
不知道 我不 我不在乎 No idea. I'm not...I don't care.
那个巨大的虫洞 在纽约 That giant wormhole, in um...in New York.
想起来了吗 Does it remind you?
你这是想套话 我不想谈 That's manipulative. I don't want to talk about it.
他们会回来吗 那些外星人 Are they coming back? The aliens?
也许吧 你闭嘴行吗 Maybe. Can you stop?
记不记得我跟你说 Remember when I told you,
我有焦虑症 that I have an anxiety issue?
这个话题让你更加 抓狂吗 Does this subject make you...make you edgy?
是有一点 Yeah, a little bit.
能不能让我喘口气 Can I just catch my breath for a second?
玫瑰岗有坏人吗 Are there bad guys in Rose Hills?
你要用塑料袋呼吸吗 Do you...do you need a plastic bag to breathe into?
-你吃药了吗 -没有 - Do you have medication? - Nope.
你需要吃药吗 Do you need to be on it?
也许吧 Probably.
-你有创伤后精神障碍吗 -应该没有 - Do you have PTSD? - I don't think so.
你要 你要失去理智了吗 Are you...are you going completely mental?
我可以闭嘴 你要我闭嘴吗 I can stop, do you want me to stop?
你要我闭嘴吗 Do you want me to stop?
记得我说过叫你闭嘴吗 Remember when I said to stop doing that?
上帝啊 你快把我弄崩溃了 I swear to God, you're going to freak me out!
你成功了 不是吗 现在开心了吧 Ah man, you did it, didn't you? You happy now?
我说了什么 What did I say?
等等我 等等 Hey, wait up! Wait, wait.
你这是怎么了 What the hell was that?
都是你的错 被你玩了 Your fault, you spazzed me out.
回归正题 我们说到哪了 Okay, back to business. Where were we?
那个死者 亲戚和家人呢 The guy who died...relatives? Mom?
戴维斯夫人 她在哪里 Mrs. Davis, where is she?
老地方 Where she always is.
现在你才帮上忙了 See, now you're being helpful.
行者酒吧
对不起 Sorry.
女士 这是 Lady, this uh...
谢谢 Thank you.
发型不错 很适合你 Nice haircut, suits you.
手表不错 Nice watch.
没错 限量版的 Yeah, limited edition.
毋庸置疑 Oh, I don't doubt it.
晚上好好玩 Well, have a good evening.
戴维斯女士 介意我坐下吗 Mrs. Davis, mind if I join you?
没人拦着你 Free country.
没错 It sure is.
你想从哪说起 Alright. Where'd you like to start?
我只想说我为您丧子感到难过 I just want to say I'm sorry about your loss.
我想知道你觉得发生了什么 I want to know what you think happened.
我给你带来了资料 你拿了就走吧 Look, I brought your damn file. You take it and go.
无论里面是什么他都不想与之有任何瓜葛 Whatever was in here, he wanted no part of it.
秘密文件 行动失踪人员 无论里面是什么他都不想与之有任何瓜葛 Whatever was in here, he wanted no part of it.
很明显你还在等其他人 Clearly, you're waiting for someone else.
对吧 在这里等其他人吧 Yeah? Supposed to meet somebody here?
是的 Yeah.
戴维斯·查德
塔格特
戴维斯女士 您的儿子没有自杀 Mrs. Davis, your son didn't kill himself,
我向您保证 I guarantee you.
他没有杀任何人 He didn't kill anyone.
有人利用了他 Someone used him.
你说什么 What?
有人把他当做武器使用 As a weapon.
你不是打给我电话的那个人 对吧 You're not the person who called me after all, are you?
其实电话是我打的 Actually, I am.
怎么回事 What's all this about?
发生了什么事 What the hell's going on here?
我在抓人 It's called an arrest.
是警长吧 Sheriff, is it?
没错 我是警长 你是谁 Yes, ma'am, it is. And you are?
国土安全局 Homeland Security.
还有什么问题吗 We good here?
有问题 No, we're not good.
你最好把来龙去脉讲清楚 I need a little more information than that.
恐怕你的官不够大 警长 Well, I think it's a little above your pay grade, Sheriff.
那么你跟纳什维尔[田纳西州首府]打声招呼 Yeah, well, why don't you get on the horn to Nashville and uh...
给我升升官怎么样 upgrade me?
好吧 你知道吗 Alright, you know what?
我本希望问题能和平解决 但是 I was hoping to do this the smart way, but uh...
某些有意思的方法总是更奏效 the fun way's always good.
副官 把这个女人抓起来 Deputy, get this woman and...
辣妹 想玩玩吗 就你和我 走吧 Hey hot wings, you wanna party? You and me, let's go.
很疯狂吧 Crazy, huh?
是的 Yeah.
看好了 Watch this.
你算是找对人了 You walked right into this one,
我泡过比你更火辣的妞 I've dated hotter chicks than you.
你就这点本事吗 耍花招说冷笑话 That's all you got? Cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?
亲爱的 我的自传也许会叫这个名字 Sweetheart, that could be the name of my autobiography.
放开我 Let me go!
救命 救命 Help me! Help me!
好吧 Anyway.
孩子 你要想什么圣诞礼物 Hey kid, what would you like for Christmas?
斯塔克先生 对不起 Mr. Stark, I am so sorry!
不不不 No, no.
他想说的应该是 我要那份破文件 I think he was trying to say 'I want my goddamn file.'
这不是你的错 孩子 It's not your fault, kid.
记得我说过被人欺负时该怎么做吗 Remember what I told you about bullies?
喜欢吗 乡巴佬 You like that, West World?
聪明人就这样 总有办法保护自己 That's the thing about smart guys, we always cover our ass.
不用谢 You're welcome!
谢什么 我错过了什么 For what? Did I miss something?
我救了你 Me saving your life.
一 是我先救了你 二 谢就谢 Yeah, A: Saved you first, B: Thanks, sort of,
三 如果你要对付别人 and C: If you do someone a solid,
就不要当缩头乌龟 明白吗 don't be a yutz, alright?
从容一点 不然就只剩花拳绣腿了 Just play it cool otherwise you come off grandiose.
你不也这样吗 Unlike you?
承认吧 你需要我 我们心有灵犀 Admit it, you need me. We're connected.
你只要乖乖地回家 What I need is for you to go home,
好好陪你妈 什么都别说 看好盔甲 be with your mom, keep your trap shut, guard the suit.
待在电话附近 And stay connected to the telephone,
我打给你你就接 好吗 because if I call, you better pick up. Okay?
明白了吗 Can you feel that?
你别再跟着我了 We're done here.
让开 不然从你身上碾过去 Move out of the way or I'm gonna run you over.
再见 孩子 Bye, kid.
对不起 孩子 I'm sorry, kid.
你做得很好 You did good.
你现在要像我爸那样丢下我不管吗 So now you're just gonna leave me here, like my dad?
没错 Yeah.
等等 你是在装可怜吗 Wait, you're guilt-tripping me, aren't you?
我好冷 I'm cold.
我看得出来 知道为什么我看得出来吗 I can tell. You know how I can tell?
因为我们心有灵犀 Cause we're connected.
试试也好 It was worth a shot.
没错 这款圣诞树价廉物美 You get this, it's affordable, it's gorgeous,
带装饰的圣诞树 没错 这款圣诞树价廉物美 You get this, it's affordable, it's gorgeous,
与所有家居装饰均能搭配 it goes with any decor... 带装饰的圣诞树
与所有家居装饰均能搭配 it goes with any decor...
画面怎么会这样 What happened to the picture?
我们得启用超驰控制 We'll go to override it.
已经被他们控制了 They are accessing the TCL...
这种事怎么又发生了 How is this happening again?
-超驰控制洛杉矶 -我在努力 - Override to Los Angeles. - I'm trying to...
信号是从哪里来的 Where's the feed coming from?
不知道 所有的接收器里都有 I don't know, it's in all of our receivers and I...
我们整个东海岸的 We entire east coast,
卫星都不管用了 the satellites are down.
不只是我们这里 not just our station...
启用紧急方案 Move up back-up manual.
有一个未经授权的节目 We have an unauthorized broadcast cutting...
副总统先生 请您看看这个 Mr. Vice President, I think you should see this.
天啊 又来了 Oh my God, not again.
总统也在看吗 Is the President getting this?
总统先生 还剩最后两节课 Mr. President, only two lessons remain.
我打算在圣诞节早上前把课讲完 And I intend to finish this before Christmas morning.
这位是托马斯·理查兹 Meet Thomas Richards.
名字响亮 工作也好 Good strong name, good strong job.
这位托马斯是罗克森石油公司的会计 Thomas here is an accountant for the Roxxon Oil Corporation.
我相信他是位好人 And I'm sure he's a really good guy.
我要在30秒内 当着所有观众的面 I'm gonna shoot him in the head,
一枪打爆他的头 live on your television, in thirty seconds.
这台电话的号码已经发到你手机上 The number for this telephone is in your cell phone.
很刺激吧 Exciting, isn't it?
好好想想号码是怎么发过去的吧 Imagining how it got there.
美国 如果你的总统在半分钟内打给我 America, if your president calls me in the next half-minute,
我就饶汤姆不死 计时开始 Tom lives. Go.
他是怎么黑进我手机的 How did he hack my phone?
我们不能对恐怖分子言听计从 We can't allow terrorists to dictate...
这通电话我必须打 I have to make this call.
我强烈反对 I'd strongly advise against that.
我不能见死不救 This is the right thing to do.
还剩最后一节课 埃利斯总统 There's just one lesson left, President Ellis.
逃吧 躲起来吧 和你的孩子告别吧 So run away, hide, kiss your children goodbye.
因为谁也救不了你 你的军队 Because nothing, not your army,
和你那红白蓝三色的爱将都不行 not your red, white and blue attack dog can save you!
回头见 I'll see you soon.
叫罗德立刻找出这个疯子 Tell Rhodes, find this lunatic right now.
总统先生 我们追踪了广播的信号 Sir, we tracked the broadcast signal.
信号源可能位于巴基斯坦 We have a possible point of origin in Pakistan
爱国者已准备出击 and the Patriot is ready to strike.
马上出击 Right now!
明白 Yes, sir.
作战任务中失踪人员
不许动 Don't move!
请稍等 Uh... hang on a second.
喂 Hello.
你试过被妹子骑在身上的时候抬头一看 Did you ever have a chick straddling you and you look up
她突然全身发光 and suddenly she's glowing from the inside out,
变成橙色吗 kind of a bright orange?
试过 你是谁 Yeah, I've had that. Who is this?
是我 兄弟 上次我失踪的时候 It's me, pal. Now last time I went missing,
如果我没记错的话 if I remember correctly,
你一直在找我 你在干什么 you came looking for me. What are you doing?
在巴基斯坦登门造访交朋友 A little knockin' talking, making friends in Pakistan.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
是AIM重新设计了你的盔甲吗 Your re-design, your big re-brand, that was AIM, right?
没错 Yeah.
我现在要用通讯卫星 需要你的账号 I'm gonna find a heavy-duty comsat right now, I need your login.
一直都是那个账号 战争机器68 It's the same as it's always been, War Machine 68.
密码呢 And password please?
每次被你黑完后我都得改密码 托尼 Well, look, I gotta change it every time you hack in, Tony.
现在不是八零年代 It's not the eighties,
"被黑"这词已经过时了 告诉我密码 nobody says 'hack' anymore. Give me your login.
战争机器牛逼闪闪 全部大写 War Machine Rox with an X, all caps.
尽情地笑吧 Yeah, okay.
这比钢铁爱国者好多了 That is so much better than Iron Patriot.
哈密尔顿县纪念堂 查塔努加小姐圣诞选美大赛
很好 很好 Very nice, very nice.
请回答问题 One question for you.
今年的圣诞礼物你想要什么 What would you like for Christmas this year?
大卫 Well, David...
我们正在现场直播 We're broadcasting live...
查塔努加五台 我们正在现场直播 We're broadcasting live...
查塔努加五台
再来一次 这次面向所有人 One more time, this time is for everybody, all right.
网速慢
这可不行 That ain't gonna cut it. 网速慢
对不起 先生 我不知道 Excuse me, sir. I don't know who...
妈 我等会儿再打给你 奇迹出现了 Mom, I need to call you back, something magical is happening.
托尼·斯塔克在我的车里 Tony Stark is in my van.
小点声 Keep it down.
托尼·斯塔克在我的车里 Tony Stark is in my van!
你认错人了 No, he's not.
我就知道你还活着 I knew you were still alive!
进来 关门 Come on in and close the door.
我能有话直说吗 先生 Wow, can I just say, sir?
好的 Yeah.
我是你的超级脑残粉 I am your biggest fan.
我先问个问题 这是你的车吗 Okay. First, is this your van,
会不会有其他人进来 is anyone else gonna come in?
不不不 没人会进来 No, no, no. It's just us.
你叫什么名字 What's your name?
加里 Gary.
保持距离 Right there's fine.
好的 Okay.
我经常遇到激动的粉丝 放松点 I get a lot of this, it's okay.
好 我能有话直说吗 Oh, good. Can I just say?
你想说 说吧 What do you... yeah.
不知道你能不能看出来 I don't know if you can tell, but I have like,
我在模仿你的造型 patterned my whole look after you.
我的头发有点 不太对 My hair's a little... it's not right.
没事 It's fine.
因为没喷发胶 Because there's no product in it.
没错 Right.
我不想你尴尬 I don't wanna make things awkward for you,
我不会尴尬的 You're not.
但我得给你看这个 but I do have to show you... boom!
斯科特·拜奥 美国著名演员 西班牙版的斯科特·拜奥 对不起 这是我吗 A Hispanic Scott Baio? Oh, I'm sorry. Is that me?
没错 这是照着我做的娃娃纹上去的 Yeah. It's uh... I mean, I had them do it off a doll that I made,
所以跟照片不太像 有点 so it's not like it's off a picture. So it's a little bit...
加里 听我说 Gary, listen to me, okay?
我不想泼你冷水 I don't wanna clip your wings here,
但我们都有点兴奋过头了 we're both a little over-excited.
我有事 我在找坏人的下落 I got an issue.I'm chasing bad guys,
希望能在一些加密的数据文件里找到线索 trying to grapple with something from some hard-crypt data files.
但这里网速不够 I don't have enough juice.
你到车顶上去 I need you to jump on the roof, all right?
ISDN 综合业务数字网 重新校准ISDN 将功率提高40% Recalibrate the ISDNs, pump it up by about forty percent.
懂了 Got it.
这是一项使命 Right, it's a mission.
好的 Yeah.
托尼需要加里 Tony needs Gary.
加里也需要托尼 And Gary needs Tony.
低调点 Be quiet about it.
-好 -去吧 - Yeah. - Go.
国家安全委员会 账号 战争机器68
拒绝访问
允许访问
你觉得这辈子的决定性时刻是什么时候 What would you regard as the defining moment of your life?
是我下定决心要战胜伤痛的那天 I think that'd be the day I decided not to let my injury beat me.
能否对着摄像机说出你的名字 Will you please state your name for the camera?
艾伦·布兰特 Ellen Brandt.
好的 注射将定期进行 Okay. So, the injections are administered periodically.
不许喝酒或吸毒 Addiction will not be tolerated
不能自律的人将退出本项目 and those who cannot regulate will be cut from the program.
你们曾经是累赘 残疾人 Once misfits, cripples...
但你们将成为人类进化的下一阶段 you are the next iteration of human evolution.
绝境病毒项目 注射测试 第一阶段
大家好 开始之前 我向大家保证 Hi, everybody. Before we start, I promise you,
当你们回首往事 looking back at your life
最痛苦的回忆将是你们深思熟虑后 there will be nothing as bitter as the memory of that glorious risk
决定抛诸脑后的极高风险 that you prudently elected to forego.
今天就是你们的荣耀之日 开始 Today is your glory. Let's begin!
我们得离开这里 快离开这里 We gotta get out of here! Gotta get out of here!
带他们走 带他们出去 Get 'em out! Get 'em out of here!
会走火的炸弹就不叫炸弹了 A bomb is not a bomb when it's a misfire.
这东西不是一直都好用吧 老兄 This stuff doesn't always work, right, pal?
它有缺陷 但你找到了买家吧 It's faulty, but you found a buyer, didn't you?
买家是满大人 抓到你了 Sold it to the Mandarin. Got you.
发生了什么事 What happened?
很有趣的事情 Fun fact:
维尔纳·冯·布劳恩为纳粹制造火箭以前 before he built rockets for the Nazis, 德国核物理学家和火箭专家 纳粹乙级战犯
是个理想主义者 the idealistic Werner von Braun
幻想着航天旅行 dreamed of space travel,
他喜欢仰望星空 he stargazed.
第一枚V2火箭击中伦敦时 Do you know what he said
你知道他说了什么吗 when the first V2 hit London?
火箭运行得很完美 The rocket performed perfectly,
它只是着陆到了错误的星球 it just landed on the wrong planet.
我们开始时都很天真 See we all begin wide-eyed,
纯粹的科学 pure science.
然后自大的心开始作祟 变得痴迷 And then the ego steps in, the obsession.
再回头看的时候 And you look up,
已经走出了很远 you're a long way from shore.
你不要对自己太苛刻了 You can't be too hard on yourself,
玛雅 你把自己的研究交给了一个智囊团 Maya. I mean you gave your research to a think tank.
对 但是基里安依靠军事合同建了那个智囊团 Yeah, but Killian built that think tank on military contracts.
我们以前也是这么做的 别自责了 That's exactly what we used to do, so don't judge yourself.
谢谢你 派珀 Thank you, Pepper.
我真的很感激 I really appreciate that.
晚上好 Hi, good evening.
晚上好 Good evening.
请进吧 Come on in.
玛雅 快跑 Maya, run!
你好 派珀 Hi, Pepper.
你打算告诉我 So you want to tell me
昨天晚上为什么会在斯塔克的住处吗 why you were at Stark's mansion last night?
我是想修正这件事 I'm trying to fix this thing.
我不知道你跟大师打算把那里炸掉 I didn't know you and the Master were gonna blow the place up.
我明白了 所以你是想去救斯塔克 Oh, I see. So you were trying to save Stark,
尽管他威胁了我们 when he threatened us.
我跟你说过了 基里安 我们可以利用他 I told you, Killian, we can use him.
派珀 派珀 派珀 Pepper, Pepper, Pepper.
如果我们想在明年推出新产品的话 Look if we wanna launch product next year,
我需要斯塔克 I need Stark.
他只是缺一个合适的动机 现在他有了 He just lacked a decent incentive. Now he has one.
我是支援队蓝零 This is Support Team Blue Zero,
向您发送疑为满大人发出的原点坐标 sending coordinates for suspected Mandarin broadcast point of origin.
收到 Copy.
不许动 Nobody move!
目标没有武器
支援队蓝零 Support Blue Zero,
除非满大人下次攻击美国的时候 unless the Mandarin's next attack on the U.S.
打算用廉价运动装 involves cheaply-made sportswear,
否则我认为你们又搞错了 I think you messed up again.
没错 你们自由了 如果之前不自由的话 Yes, you're free, uh...if you weren't before.
这是 当然的 是的夫人 It's...of course. Yes ma'am.
钢铁爱国者执行任务 很乐意帮助您 Iron Patriot on the job. Happy to help,
不用谢我 我很荣幸 no need to thank me, it's my pleasure.
萨文 我拿到了爱国者战衣 Savin, I've acquired the Patriot armor.
你想要这套战衣 You want this suit?
你得先杀死我 把我从中撬出来 You're gonna have to pry my cold, dead body out of it.
计划就是这样的 上校 That's the plan, Colonel.
哈里 告诉我进行的怎么样了 Harley, tell me what's happening,
我要听详细的报告 give me a full report.
好的 我还在吃糖 Yeah, I'm still eating that candy,
你想 你想要我继续吃吗 do you want...do you want me to keep eating it?
你吃了多少 How much did you have?
两三盆吧 Two or three bowls.
你还能看清吗 Can you still see straight?
差不多 Sort of.
说明你没事 电话给贾维斯 That means you're fine. Give me Jarvis.
贾维斯 情况怎么样 Jarvis, how are we?
完全没问题 先生 It's totally fine, sir.
有一段还不错 后来在 I seem to do quite well for a stretch and then at the end
句子结尾的时候我说了错误的蔓越莓 of the sentence I say the wrong cranberry.
还有 先生 您是对的 And, sir, you were right.
我在获取到AIM下行设备的时候 Once I factored in available AIM downlink facilities,
定位到了满大人的广播信号 I was able to pinpoint the Mandarin's broadcast signal.
你说的是指哪里 远东 欧洲 What're we talkin'? Far East, Europe,
北非 伊朗 巴基斯坦 叙利亚 在哪 North Africa, Iran, Pakistan, Syria, where is it?
先生 实际上在迈阿密 Actually, sir, it's in Miami.
好的 Okay.
孩子 我一会教你 Kid, I'm gonna have to walk you through
重启贾维斯的语音驱动 不过不是现在 rebooting Jarvis' speech drive, but not right now.
哈里 他到底在哪 Harley, where is he really?
看一下屏幕 告诉我位置 Just look on the screen and tell me where it is.
这上面确实显示的佛罗里达迈阿密 Um... it does say Miami, Florida
好 先说重要的 Okay, first things first,
我需要战衣 它现在怎么样了 I need the armor. Where are we at with it?
充不了电 Uh... it's not charging.
先生 实际上 它正在充电 Actually, sir, it's charging,
不过电源有问题 but the power source is questionable.
可能不能使马克42号恢复动力 It may not succeed in revitalizing the Mark 42.
电源有什么问题 好吧 What's questionable about electricity? Alright,
这是我的战衣 我不能 it's my suit and I can't...
不可以 我不想 I'm not gonna... I don't wanna...
老天 又来了 Oh God, not again.
托尼 Tony?
你又发作了吗 Are you having another attack?
我都没提到纽约呢 I didn't even mention New York.
好了 你刚刚说出来了 Right, and then you just said it, by name,
你说没提的时候把它说出来了 while denying having said it!
好吧 Okay... um... uh...
天啊 怎么办呢 Oh, God. What am I gonna do?
深呼吸 真的 深呼吸 Just breathe. Really, just breathe.
你是机械师 对吧 You're a mechanic, right?
对 Right.
你是这么说的 You said so.
对 没错 Yes, I did.
那你为什么不造点东西呢 Why don't you just build something?
好的 多谢 孩子 Okay, thanks kid.
花盛牌化肥
迈阿密 佛罗里达州
这里怎么这么热 Why is it so hot in here?
我说了要调到68华氏度 I told you to put it at sixty-eight.
又是我的错 我要告诉你 亲爱的 My fault again. Let me tell you something sweetheart,
我不是你的个人 I am not your personal...
我上厕所倒是用不了二十分钟 Well, I wouldn't go in there for twenty minutes!
好了 你们俩谁是凡妮莎 Now, which one of you is Vanessa?
是我 That's me.
尼茜 你知不知道 Ah, Nessie! Did you know
福饼不是中国产的 that fortune cookies aren't even Chinese?
那边有个男人 There's some guy over here...
它们是由美国人做的 They're made by Americans,
根据 根据日本食谱做的 based on...based on the Japanese recipes.
完蛋了 完蛋了 Bloody hell. Bloody hell.
不许动 Don't move.
我没动 你想要什么就拿走吧 I'm not moving. If you want something, take it,
不过这些枪都是假的 although the guns are all fake
因为那些贱人不相信我 不肯给真的 because those wankers wouldn't trust me with the real ones.
什么 What?
这两个小妞你喜欢哪一个 Hey, do you fancy either of the birds?
够了 你不是他 满大人 Heard enough. You're not him. The Mandarin,
本人在哪 满大人在哪 他在哪 the real guy, where?! Where's the Mandarin?! Where is he?!
他就在这 就在这 Woh! Woh! He's here. He's here.
但也不在这 他在这 又不在这 But he's not here. He's here, but he's not here.
你什么意思 What do you mean?
情况很复杂 很复杂好吗 It's complicated. Hey, it's complicated, alright?
是吗 It is?
很复杂 It's complicated.
那就说清楚 女士请出去 Uncomplicate it. Ladies out.
从床上下来 到洗手间去 Get out of the bed, get in the bathroom.
坐下 Sit.
我叫特雷夫 特雷夫·斯拉特里 My name is Trevor, Trevor Slattery.
你是什么人 诱饵吗 你是个替身吧 What are you? What're you a decoy? You're a double, right?
什么 就像候补演员吗 不是 绝对不是 What? Like an understudy? No, absolutely not.
别打脸 我是个演员 Don't hurt the face! I'm an actor.
你还剩一分钟 好好说 You got a minute to live, fill it with words.
只是个角色 满大人 Just a role. 'The Mandarin',
明白吗 虚构出来的 see, it's not real.
那你是怎么到这的 特雷夫 Then how did you get here, Trevor?
我 我遇到一些麻烦 I um... I have a little problem with,
关于药品的 后来我只能 um... substances, and I ended up,
迫不得已地做一些事情 um...doing things, no two ways about it.
街头交易 男人不应该做的事 In the street that a man shouldn't do.
接着说 Next!
然后 And then,
他们找到了我来扮演这个角色 they approached me about the role
他们也知道毒品的事 and they knew about the drugs.
他们说什么了 帮你戒掉吗 What did they say they'd get you off 'em?
他们说会给我更多 Said they'd give me more.
他们给了我很多东西 给了我这座宫殿 They gave me things,they gave me this palace.
给我整了容 给了我好多东西 They gave me plastic surgery. They gave me things.
你在打盹吗 Did you just nod off?
没有 还有一艘不错的快艇 条件就是 No! And a lovely speedboat! And the thing was,
他需要找个人 he needed someone
为一些"意外爆炸"负责 to take credit for some 'accidental explosions'.
他 基里安吗 He? Killian?
基里安 Killian.
他捏造了你 He created you?
他捏造了我 He created me.
量身定制的恐怖威胁 Custom-made terror threat.
没错 没错 这是他的智囊团想出来的 Yes! Yes! His think tank thinked it up,
还有一套连环杀人犯的病理现象 the pathology of the serial killer.
利用了西方的肖象学 The manipulation of Western iconography.
准备好再上一课了吗 诸如此类的 Ready for another lesson? Blah blah blah.
当然了 我的表演让这满大人个人物栩栩如生 Of course, it was my performance that brought the Mandarin to life.
你的表演 那些死了的人呢 Your performance? Where people die?
他们没死 看看你身边 No, they didn't. Look around you,
服装 绿幕 costumes, green screen.
说实话 这些片子里有一半我都没出外景呢 Oh, honestly,I wasn't on location for half this stuff.
我出现的时候 有电影特效啊 亲爱的 When I was, it was movie magic, love.
抱歉 不过我有个老朋友正在昏迷中 I'm sorry, but I got a best friend who's in a coma
也许醒不过来了 and he might not wake up.
所以你还是得对这负责 So you're gonna have to answer for that.
我还是得解决你 哥们 你明 You're still going down, pal. You under...
好了 特雷夫 你跟他说什么了 Okay, Trevor, what'd you tell him?
我什么都没跟他说 I didn't tell him anything.
什么都没说 Nothing?
没有 No.
你应该吓傻了吧 You should've pressed the panic button.
我是吓了一跳 不过后来应对自如 Well I panicked, but then I handled it.
就跟以前一样 对吧 Just like old times, huh?
对 带子绑着 真好玩 Oh yeah, with zip-ties. It's a ball.
那不是我的主意 It wasn't my idea.
所以你真的收下了基里安的名片 Okay, so you took Killian's card.
我拿了他的钱 I took his money.
然后十三年后 你困在这个地牢里 And here you are, thirteen years later in a dungeon.
不是 No.
是 Yeah.
不是 是你困在地牢里 我想走就能走 No, you're in a dungeon. I'm free to go.
好吧 Yeah.
我们经历了很多事 托尼 不过我已经快成功了 A lot's happened, Tony, but I'm close.
绝境病毒已经很稳定了 Extremis is practically stable.
我说过它并没有 I'm telling you it isn't!
我就在街上 有很多人爆炸了 I'm on the street, people are going 'bang',
溅了一墙血 玛雅 你是在欺骗自己 they're painting the walls. Maya, you're kidding yourself.
那你就帮我修补好 Then help me fix it.
伯恩 2000年 你知道我是谁
这是我写的 Did I do that?
对 Yes.
我记得那天晚上 不过 不记得早上了 I remember the night, not the morning.
你一直就为了这个吗 Is this what you've been chasing around?
你不记得了 You don't remember?
帮不了你 I can't help you.
你以前还有道德心 You used to have a moral psychology.
你曾经是有理想的 你希望帮助别人 You used to have ideals. You wanted to help people,
看看你现在 now look at you.
现在每天早上陪我醒来的人 I get to wake up every morning with someone who...
她是有灵魂的 still has her soul.
帮我出去 Get me out of here.
拜托了 Come on.
你知道我老爸以前是怎么跟我说的吗 You know what my old man used to say to me?
他最喜欢说的一句话是 One of his favorite of many sayings,
早起的鸟儿有虫吃 'The early bird gets the worm,
但是第二只老鼠有奶酪 but the second mouse gets the cheese.'
你不是还在为瑞士的事生气吧 You're not still pissed about the Switzerland thing, are you?
我怎么能生你的气呢 托尼 How can I be pissed at you, Tony?
我是来感谢你的 I'm here to thank you.
你送了我一份人生中最棒的礼物 绝望 You gave me the greatest gift that anybody's ever given me. Desperation.
回想一下在瑞士的时候 If you think back to Switzerland,
你说我们屋顶上见对吧 you said you'd meet me on the rooftop, right?
头二十分钟 Well for the first twenty minutes,
我真以为你会来 I actually thought you'd show up.
接下来的一个小时 我 我简直想要 And the next hour,I... well I considered taking
抄近路去大厅 that one step shortcut to the lobby,
你明白我的意思吗 if you know what I mean.
坦白说 我还在想 Honestly, I'm still trying
第一只老鼠到底发生了什么事 to figure out what happened to the first mouse.
不过当我向远处眺望那座城市时 But as I looked out over that city,
没人知道我在那里 nobody knew I was there,
没人看得见我 甚至没有人在看 nobody could see me, no one was even looking.
我冒出了一个引导了我接下来这些年的想法 I had a thought that would guide me for years to come.
就是隐姓埋名 托尼 Anonymity, Tony.
多亏了你 我才拥有了这一样法宝 对吧 Thanks to you,it's been my mantra ever since, right?
你只需要幕后运筹帷幄 You simply rule from behind the scenes.
因为你赋予邪恶一张面具的时候 Because the second you give evil a face,
本·拉登 卡扎菲 或是满大人 a Bin Laden, a Gaddafi, The Mandarin,
你就给了人们一个靶子 you hand the people a target.
你不再是一般人 You're something else.
我猜你已经见过他了吧 You have met him, I assume?
劳伦斯·奥利维尔 英国电影演员 导演和制片人 奥斯卡奖得主 是啊 影帝先生 Yeah, Sir Lawrence Olivier.
我知道有时候他的表演有点夸张 I know he's a little over the top sometimes.
这不能怪我 It's not entirely my fault,
他比较喜欢 他是个舞台剧演员 he has a tend...he's a stage actor.
英国大伦敦南侧的一个区 据说他演的李尔王在克罗伊登很受欢迎 They say his Lear was the toast of Croydon,
管他呢 wherever that is. 英国大伦敦南侧的一个区
总之 重点是 Anyway, the point is,
指雷神托尔 自从那个大家伙带着锤子从天而降之后 ever since that big dude with the hammer fell out of the sky,
就比较流行开门见山了 subtlety's kinda had its day.
接下来打算怎么做呢 What's next for you in your world?
我就想把你之前慷慨赠予我的东西 Well, I wanted to repay you with the same gift
用同样的方式报答给你 that you so graciously imparted to me.
绝望 Desperation.
现在这是直播 Now, this is live.
我不确定你是否了解状况 I'm not sure if you can tell,
此刻这具身体正在试图决定 but at this moment the body is trying to decide
是接受绝境病毒还是直接放弃 whether to accept Extremis or just give up.
如果她放弃了 我只能说那场面 And if it gives up, I have to say the denotation is...
一定会让你终身难忘 it's quite spectacular.
不过在做出决定之前 总得承受巨大的痛苦 But until that point, it's really just a lot of pain.
我们还没讨论过报酬呢 We haven't even talked salary yet.
你还想要什么额外福利 What kind of perk package are you thinking of? Hm?
放他走 Let him go.
稍等 稍等 Hold on, hold on.
玛雅 Maya...
我说了放他走 I said let him go!
你在做什么 What are you doing?
1200毫升 只要一半剂量就够致死了 1200cc's, a dose half of this size, I'm dead.
总有人试图考验我的耐心 It's times like these my temper is tested somewhat.
玛雅 把注射器给我 Maya, give me the injector.
基里安 我要是死了你的士兵们会怎样 If I die, Killian, what happens to your soldiers?
你的产品又会怎样 What happens to your product?
我们用不着这样的 好吗 We're not doing this, okay?
你自己会怎样 要是你过热了怎么办 What happens to you? What happens if you go too hot?
好消息是 现在高层有一个位置空缺了 The good news is, a high level position has just been vacated.
你就是个疯子 You're a maniac.
错 我是个梦想家 No, I'm a visionary.
但我手下的确有个疯子 But I do own a maniac,
今晚就看他的表演了 and he takes the stage tonight.
一旦钢铁爱国者成功登机 Once we get the Patriot installed,
我只要九到十分钟就能搞定 it'll take me nine...ten minutes for a take down.
那太好了 Well, that's great.
但是上一次看到它里面还有人呢 But the last time I looked there was somebody inside of it.
下午好 先生们 Afternoon, gentlemen.
你好 上校 Hello, Colonel.
都让开 Step aside.
我们会帮你出来的 别担心 We'll get you out of there, don't worry.
这样会破坏战甲的 You'll damage the armor.
是啊 但你会修好的 对吗 Yes, I will. But you can fix it, right?
我要带着战甲去基地 I'm gonna take the suit up to base camp,
波茨跟着我一起去 and I want Potts with me.
她还在第二阶段 She's still in Phase 2.
你听不懂我说的话吗 You're not going deaf, are you?
小心点 那可是限量版 Careful there, it's a limited edition.
恶搞小马快递 一种桌游 小马尾快递 Hey, uh... Ponytail Express.
田纳西离迈阿密有多远 What's the mileage count between Tennessee and Miami?
832英里 Eight hundred and thirty-two miles.
非常好 Very nice.
我比较擅长这个 I'm good like that.
你能 把那玩意儿停掉吗 Can you, uh...stop that?
弄坏了你就赔 Break it, you bought it!
我赔就是了 I think I bought it.
那可不是我的 Okay, that wasn't mine to give away.
是我朋友的妹妹的 That belongs to my friend's sister,
所以我等会要先杀了你 and that's why I'm gonna kill you first.
你要怎么杀我 What're you gonna do to me?
等着瞧吧 You'll see.
你现在被绑在一张床上 You're zip-tied to a bed.
像这样 This.
像那样 That.
你打算出来了吗 Are you comin' out?
不要打开 不要打开 Do not open, do not open!
别打开 别打开 别 Don't open, don't open, don't...!
算了 还是出去吧 Alright, let's go.
你 你还能喷火 You...you breathe fire? Okay.
真是美妙的一天 萨文 It's a glorious day, Savin.
明天这个时候 This time tomorrow,
整个西方最有权力的领导人 I'll have the West's most powerful leader in one hand,
以及最可怕的恐怖分子都会在我的掌控之中 and the world's most feared terrorist in the other.
我会控制整个反恐战争 I'll own the War on Terror.
为这个世界创造供需 Creates supply and demand
为了你的兄弟姐妹们 for you and your brothers and sisters.
相信我 Trust me,
你们距离倒在血泊中还剩 you're gonna be in a puddle of blood on the ground
五 四 三 拜托 二 in five, four, three...come on! Two...
我们怎么会摊上这个傻逼 How did we get this shit?
我给你们个机会现在就逃 Alright, I'm gonna give you a chance to escape.
放下武器 Put down your weapons,
把自己绑在椅子上 tie yourselves to those chairs,
我就不杀你们 还有五 四 I'll let you live. In five, four...bang!
那还真是 Wow. That was...
你们应该死了 You should be gone by now,
这会就应该上西天才对 you should have already been gone.
我真是要吓尿了 I am just beyond terrified.
来了 三 四 Here it comes. Three, four...
闭嘴 Shut up.
五 四 三 二 一 Five, four, three, two, one!
早跟你说了 Told ya.
剩下的部分呢 Where's the rest?
说实话 我好讨厌在这工作 Honestly, I hate working here.
他们这群怪胎 They are so weird.
晚了总比不来的好 Ah, better late than never.
这次别玩那招 别撞脸 Not this time. Not the face.
回来真好 对了 你好 Phew, it's good to be back. Hello, by the way.
你好 先生 Oh, hello sir.
钢铁爱国者
全体注意 斯塔克已逃脱 All personnel, Stark is loose
正在院子里的某处 and somewhere in the compound.
重复一遍 斯塔克已逃脱 Repeat, Stark is loose
正在院子里的某处 and somewhere in the compound.
我们走吧 Let's go.
该死 Ah, crap.
托尼 Tony...
罗迪 那是你穿着战甲吧 Rudy, tell me that was you in the suit.
不是 你拿到你的了吗 No. You got yours?
算是吧 尽快赶到主屋去 Uh...um...kind of. Main house as fast as you can.
我要介绍个人给你认识 Somebody I'd like you to meet.
你还有你 出去 快滚 You, you, move! Get out!
房间确认安全 我正盯着满大人 The room is secure. I have eyes on the Mandarin.
这是什么 我赢了 What's this? I had winner's.
你们是来干嘛的 What've you come as?
你敢动一下我就打爆你的脸 You make a move and I'll break your face.
我从来不知道有人被伤害 他们骗了我 I never thought people had been hurt. They lied to me.
这就是满大人 This is the Mandarin?
我知道 这 这 太丢人了 I know, it's...it's...it's embarrassing.
你好 我是特雷夫 Hi, Trevor.
特雷夫·斯拉特里 Trevor...Slattery.
我知道 我本人有点矮 有点瘦 I know, I'm shorter in person, bit small,
每个人都这么说 但是 everyone says that. But, um...hey,
如果你们是来抓我的 if you're here to arrest me,
我得先打个电话 立刻马上 uh...there are some people who I'd like to roll on. Immediately.
获得超过17项奥斯卡提名的演员 此处讽刺满大人是演出来的 我来跟你说明下状况 梅丽尔·斯特里普 Here's how it works, Meryl Streep.
你告诉他派珀在哪我才会停下来 You tell him where Pepper is and I'll stop doin' it.
停下来什么 Doing what?
我懂了 好疼 我懂了 我懂了 Oh, I get it! Ow! That hurt! I get it! I get it!
我不知道派珀是谁 I don't know about any Pepper,
但我知道他们的计划 but I know about the plan.
快说 Spill.
你知道他们把我的战甲怎么了吗 Do you know what they did to my suit?
什么 不 但我知道地点是在海岸 What? No. But I do know what's happening off the coast.
跟一艘大船有关 我可以带你们过去 Something to do with uh...A big boat. I can take you there.
托尼 我发誓 我一定要打烂他的脸 Tony, I swear to God. I'm gonna blow his face off.
而且这事还跟副总统有关系 Oh, this next bit may include the Vice President as well.
这个 这个算重要线索吗 Is that...is that important?
算是吧 Somewhat.
有点用 Yeah, a little bit.
怎么说 So?
我们要怎么办 现在没有交通工具 What are we gonna do? I mean, we don't have any transport.
林戈·斯塔尔 音乐家兼演员 此处为调侃二者长相相似
林戈 你刚才是不是提到过一艘可爱的游艇 Hey, Ringo. Didn't you say something about a 'lovely speedboat'?
如果他说的地点没错 If he's right about the location,
我们离派珀有20分钟的路程 we're twenty minutes from where Pepper is.
但我们还得搞清楚副总统这件事 对吧 But we also have to figure out this Vice President thing, right?
没错 猜我现在打给谁 Right. I wonder who I'm calling right now?
是副总统 Oh, that's the Vice President.
你好 Hello.
我是托尼·斯塔克 Sir, this is Tony Stark.
欢迎回到人间 Welcome back to the land of the living.
我们有理由相信 We believe you're about to be
您可能会被卷入满大人的袭击事件 drawn into the Mandarin campaign,
不过我们会尽快将您转移到安全地点 and we gotta get you somewhere safe as soon as possible.
斯塔克先生 我正准备在精英特工的保护下 Mr. Stark, I'm about to eat honey roast ham
享用蜜汁火腿 surrounded by the agency's finest.
而总统和罗德上校在空军一号上 The President's safe on Air Force One with Colonel Rhodes,
我认为我们都很安全 I think we're good here.
先生 我是罗德上校 Sir, this is Colonel Rhodes!
他们打算用钢铁爱国者浑水摸鱼 They're using the Iron Patriot as a Trojan Horse,
然后想办法带走总统 they're gonna take out the President somehow.
我们得立刻警告机组 We have to immediately alert that plane.
好的 我会让安全局马上行动 Okay, I'm on it. I'll have security lock it down.
只要情况需要 F22s战机能在30秒内就位 If need be, they can have F22s in the air in thirty seconds.
谢谢你 上校 Thank you, Colonel.
罗德和斯塔克结束通话 Rhodes and Stark out.
没什么问题吧 先生 Everything okay, sir?
再好不过了 Couldn't be better.
我爱你 宝贝 I love you, baby.
罗德上校 你能过来真是太好了 Colonel Rhodes. Glad to see you could make it,son.
我立马感觉安全多了 I feel safer already.
我们得做个决定 We gotta make a decision.
总统和派珀只能救其一 We can either save the President or Pepper.
没法同时去救的 We can't do both.
先生 马利布那边有新情况 Sir, I have an update from Malibu.
起重机已经到达现场 The cranes have finally arrived
开始拆地下室的门了 and the cellar doors are being cleared as we speak.
我身上的战甲现在什么状态 And what about the suit I'm wearing?
能量已经充到92%了 The armor is now at ninety-two percent.
只能先这样了 That's gonna have to do.
他过来了 他过来了 给我来张合照 Oh, here he comes, here he comes, get a quick picture.
没问题 Sure.
一切正常吧 上校 Everything all right, Colonel?
真是荣幸啊 总统先生 It is an honor, Mr. President.
要杀要剐悉听尊便 If you're gonna do it, do it.
别着急啊 先生 Woh. Cool your boots, sir.
这可不是满大人的作风 That's not how the Mandarin works.
长官 空军一号陷入危急状态 Sir, Air Force One's been compromised.
内部有射击迹象 温度骤升 Internal shots, temperature spikes.
快把画面调出来 Get me eyes on it now.
画面出来了 长官 Image coming through now, sir.
那是罗德吗 Was that Rhodes?
总统呢 快说 The President. Now.
他不在这里 He's not here.
去享受高速气流吧 Try the jet stream.
说到气流 看你能救几个 Speaking of which, go fish!
看这个伤口还愈合得了吗 狗娘养的 Walk away from that, you son of a bitch.
下面有多少人 How many in the air?
十三个 先生 Thirteen, sir.
我一次能带几个 How many can I carry?
四个 先生 Four, sir.
慢点 慢点 放松 你叫什么 Slow down, slow down. Relax, what's your name?
希瑟 Heather...
听我说 看到那个人了吗 Listen to me. See that guy?
我会飞过去 然后你抓住他 I'm gonna swing by and you're just gonna grab him.
-明白了吗 -明白了 - You got it? - Yes!
我会让你的手臂通上电 I will electrify your arm,
这样你就松不开手了 you won't be able to open your hand.
你能做到的 希瑟 You can do this, Heather.
很简单吧 还有十一个 Easy, see? Eleven more to go.
记不记得有个叫猴子冒险的游戏 Remember that game called Barrel of Monkeys?
我们就照那么玩 That's what we're gonna do.
高度一万八英尺 Eighteen thousand feet.
大家加油 每个人都抓好自己的猴子 Come on, people! Everybody, grab your monkey!
漂亮 Nice!
一万英尺 Ten thousdand feet.
六千英尺 Six thousand feet.
大家加油 Come on, people.
加油 加油 加油 Come on, come on, come on!
一千英尺 One thousand feet.
四百英尺 Four hundred feet.
两百英尺 Two hundred feet, sir.
是只胖猴子 抓住他 It's a chunky monkey, let's get him.
你好 Hello.
干得漂亮 太棒了 大家配合得很好 Nice work, guys. Excellent. Good team effort all around. Go us.
贾维斯 事情才只做了一半 Alright, Jarvis, but it's only half done,
我们还得去找派珀 we still gotta get Pepp...
从哪冒出来的 That came out of nowhere.
跟我说点好消息 Give me some good news, man.
全部获救了 I think they all made it.
谢天谢地 Oh, thank God.
但是总统被抓走了 Yeah, but I missed the President.
你穿这样可救不了总统 You couldn't save the President with the suit,
我们这样怎么去救派珀 how are we gonna save Pepper with nothing?
贾维斯 时间到了吗 Uh...say, Jarvis, is it that time?
是家庭聚会计划吗 先生 The 'house party' protocol, sir?
没错 Correct.
你以为他会帮你吗 You think he's gonna help you...
不可能 He won't.
把你抓来不单是刺激托尼·斯塔克 Having you here is not just to motivate Tony Stark,
说起来还有更尴尬的目的 it's um...it's actually more embarrassing than that.
-你在这里是我的 -战利品 - You're here as my, um... - Trophy.
晚上好 先生 Good evening, sir.
欢迎上船 总统先生 Welcome aboard, Mr. President.
罗克森公司诺克号
听说过大象墓地吗 Ever hear of an elephant graveyard?
两年前 Well, two years ago,
大象就是在那艘船上 the elephant in the room was this scow.
这是罗克森诺克号 This is the Roxxon Norco.
你当然记得了 And of course you'll remember
当年她向彭萨科拉倾泻了一百万加仑原油 that when she spilled a million gallons of crude off Pensacola, 美国佛罗里达州西北部海港 临墨西哥港
拜您所赐 没有一个富人受到法庭审判 thanks to you, not one fat cat saw a day in court.
你想怎么样 What do you want from me?
没什么 先生 我只是想找一个 Uh...nothing, sir. I just needed a reason
在电视上处决你的好理由 to kill you that would play well on TV. You see,
人总要向前看 我找到了一个新的政治靠山 I've moved on. I've found myself a new political patron,
明天这个时候 他将接替你的职位 and at this time tomorrow, he'll have your job.
绑起来 String him up.
这边 Come on.
你不会吓我吧 You're not gonna freak out on me, right?
希望不是 I hope not.
天啊 Oh, my God.
他被吊在油罐上面 He's strung up over the oil tank,
他们要点火烧死他 老兄 they're gonna light him up, man.
海盗葬礼 公开处决 Viking funeral. Public execution.
是 用油烧死 Yeah, death by oil.
直播即将开始 各就各位 Broadcast will commence shortly. Take final positions.
很好 镜头从A切换到E Okay, that's good. Now give me cameras A through E
先预演下 and we'll do a full tech rehearsal.
枪上膛了吗 Is your gun up?
好了 我要干嘛 Yep. What do I do?
6点钟方向 注意高处 防止背后偷袭 Stay on my six, cover high, and don't shoot me in the back.
6点 高处 背后 好了 Six, high, back. Alright.
看到了吗 搞定 You see that? Nailed it.
没错 你把灯泡打爆了 Yeah, you really killed the glass.
我瞄的就是灯泡 这么远你肯定打不准 I was aiming for the bulb! You can't hit a bulb at this distance.
没弹药了 有多余弹匣吗 I'm out. Give me...give me...you got an extra magazine?
不通用的 托尼 They're not universal, Tony.
我知道我在干嘛 我搞的定 I know what I'm doing, I make this stuff.
-好吧 -给我一个 - Okay. - Give me another one.
我没有适合这把枪的 I don't have one that fits that gun.
你有五个呢 好吧 You've got like five of 'em. Alright,
那我来 我来侦查 here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna spot. Ready?
你看到什么了 What'd you see?
太快了什么都没看着 再来一次 Too fast, nothing. Here we go.
三男一女 有武器 Three guys, one girl, all armed.
上帝 我现在想死战衣了 God, I'd kill for some armor right now.
说得没错 我们需要支援 You're right, we need backup.
大批支援 Yeah, a bunch.
你看看 You know what?
-那是 -对 - Is...is that? -Yep.
-那全是 -对 - Are those? - Yeah.
圣诞快乐 老兄 Merry Christmas, buddy.
贾维斯 热能信号定位绝境病毒 Jarvis, target Extremis heat signatures.
废了他们 Disable with extreme prejudice.
收到 Yes, sir.
还等什么 圣诞节到了 What are you waiting for? It's Christmas.
送他们上天堂 Take 'em to church.
先生们 Gentlemen.
马克41号 骨骼 先生们 Gentlemen.
马克41号 骨骼
贾维斯 让伊果去撑着 Jarvis, get Igor to steady this thing. 马克38号 负重战衣
你休息的时候就在干这个 This is how you've been managing your downtime, huh?
人总得有点爱好 Everybody needs a hobby.
破心者 去帮红鲷鱼 Heartbreaker? Help Red Snapper out, will ya? 分别为马克17号和35号 前者拥有重型胸炮 后者为灾难救援型战衣
马克33号 银色百夫长 能量增幅战衣
真棒 给我也来一套 Oh yeah, that's awesome. Give me a suit, okay?
时间刚刚好 Nice timing. 真棒 给我也来一套 Oh yeah, that's awesome. Give me a suit, okay?
时间刚刚好 Nice timing.
抱歉 它们是按我体形定制的 Oh, I'm sorry. They're...they're only coded to me.
什么意思 What's that mean?
我让人掩护你 I got you covered.
晚上好 上校 要我带你一程吗 Good evening, Colonel. Can I give you a lift?
有意思 Very funny.
马克25号 突袭者 重型建设用战衣
先生 我定位到了波茨小姐 Sir, I've located Miss Potts.
是时候了 About time.
停 放下放下放下 Stop! Put it down, put it down, put it down.
看看你和我前女友出去有什么后果 See what happens when you hang out with my ex-girlfriends?
你就是个笨蛋 You're such a jerk.
好吧 晚餐时再聊这个 Yep. We'll talk about it over dinner.
手伸过来 过来一点 Come on. A little more, baby.
这家伙骚扰你吗 Is this guy bothering you?
别动 Don't get up!
这样热吗 Ooh, is that hot in there?
不能动 有点点不能动 Stuck? Feel a little stuck?
小海龟 龟壳里炊烟吹 Like a little turtle, cooking in his little turtle suit?
托尼 Oh, Tony.
她看着呢 She's watching.
我觉得你应该闭上眼睛 闭上眼睛 I think you should close your eyes. Close your eyes.
闭上眼睛 你不想看到的 Close your eyes, you don't wanna see this.
不着急 慢慢好 Yeah, you take a minute.
贾维斯 给我一套战衣 Jarvis, give me a suit right now!
快 Aw, come on!
总统先生 坚持住 我来了 Mr. President! Just hold on,alright? I'm coming.
坚持住 坚持住 Just hold on. Hold on.
好吧 OK.
再见了 Buh-bye.
振作一下 Brace yourself!
做得很好 总统先生 You look damn good, Mr. President,
不过我要要回我的战衣 but I'm gonna need that suit back.
总统安全了 托尼 我来清理战场 The President is secure, Tony. I'm clearing the area.
做得好 Nice work.
准备好了吗 先生 Ready sir?
准备什么 What do you mean 'ready'?
小派 我能接住你 放松 我能接住你 Pep, I got you. Relax, I got you.
看着我 Just look at me.
宝贝 我过不去 你不能停在那 Honey, I can't reach any further, and you can't stay there,
好吗 你得放手 alright? You gotta let go.
放手 我保证能接住你 You gotta let go! I'll catch you, I promise!
真丢人 要是我早就接住了 What a shame, I would have caught her.
马克16号 夜店 隐形战衣
马克40号 猎枪 超音速战衣
我们终于面对面了 在屋顶 Well here we are, on the roof.
马克42号抵达 Mark 42 inbound.
老天 浪子回头金不换 Well I'll be damned. The prodigal son returns.
算了 Whatever.
你根本配不上她 托尼 You really didn't deserve her, Tony.
好遗憾 我就要把她改造得 完美了 It's a pity, I was so close to having her... perfect.
好了好了 等等等等 你说得对 Okay, okay! Wait, wait! Slow down, slow down! You're right,
我配不上她 I don't deserve her!
但是你错了 她已经很完美了 Here's where you're wrong, she was already perfect.
贾维斯 帮我炸掉马克42号 Jarvis, do me a favor and blow Mark 42.
不 Noooo!
马克15号 鬼祟 隐形战衣
我们直话直说 No more false faces.
你说你要找满大人 You said you wanted the Mandarin,
你找对了 you're looking right at him.
就是我 托尼 从一开始 It was always me, Tony, right from the start.
我就是满大人 I am the Mandarin!
不是我 I got nothin'.
贾维斯 我12点钟方向不是目标 解除武装 Jarvis, subject at my twelve o'clock is not a target, disengage!
什么 生我气了吗 What? Oh, what, are you mad at me?
宝贝 Honey.
天哪 这太暴力了 Oh, my God. That was really violent.
你吓死我了 我还以为你 You just scared the devil out of me. I thought you were...
我死了 为什么 因为我从200英尺掉了下来 I was dead. Why? Because I fell two hundred feet?
到底是谁在惹事情 Who's the hot mess now?
有待讨论 It's still debatable.
可能还是你 Probably tipping your way a little bit.
你在家怎么不穿成这样 Why don't you dress like this at home?
运动文胸 全套 Hmm? Sport bra, the whole deal.
我能理解 You know, I think I understand
你为什么不肯放弃这些战衣了 why you don't want to give up the suits.
我还抱怨什么呢 What I am gonna complain about now?
是我该好好想想 Well, it's me. I'll think of somethin'.
-过来 宝贝 -别碰我 - Come here, babe. - No, don't touch me!
-不 别担心 -我会烫伤你的 - No, don't worry about it. - No, I'm gonna burn you!
不不 不会的 No, no, you're not.
你看 不热 See. Not hot.
我会没事吗 Am I gonna be okay?
不 只要和我在一起就有事 No, you're in a relationship with me, everything will never be okay.
但是我觉得我可以搞定 But I think I can figure this out, yeah.
这是我20年前造成的 那时我喝醉了 I almost had this twenty years ago when I was drunk.
我觉得我能让你好起来 I think I can get you better.
我就是干这个的 修理工 That's what I do, I fix stuff.
你的焦虑症呢 And all your distractions?
我会让它减轻一点 Uh...I'm gonna shave them down a little bit.
贾维斯 老兄 Jarvis? Hey?
-都结束了 -有漏网之鱼吗 - All wrapped up here, sir. - Will there be anything else?
你知道怎么做 You know what to do.
启动清除程序吗 先生 The 'clean slate' protocol, sir?
算了 圣诞节了 是的是的 Screw it, it's Christmas. Yes, yes.
好了吧 你满意了 Okay so far? You like it?
是啊 It'll do.
随着圣诞节早晨的到来 And so, as Christmas morning began,
我的旅程也结束了 my journey had reached its end.
你始于纯粹的心 You start with something pure,
令人兴奋的想法 随之而来的是犯错 something exciting. Then come the mistakes.
妥协 The compromises.
我们为自己埋下祸根 We create our own demons.
幸会 It's great to see you.
我花了一些功夫 稳定了派珀体内的绝境病毒 As promised, I got Pepper sorted out. It took some tinkering.
我扪心自问 为什么要在这里停止 But then I thought to myself, "Why stop there?"
当然人们会说前进有风险 Of course, there are people who say progress is dangerous.
但是我敢打赌没有傻瓜愿意 But I'll bet none of those idiots ever had to live
生活在枪林弹雨之中 现在我也不愿意 with a chest full of shrapnel. And now...neither will I.
告诉你 这是我这些年睡得最好的一次 Let me tell you, that was the best sleep I'd had in years.
没事了 没事了 没事了 It's ok,it's ok,it's ok.
土豆枪 第2代
你的朋友 机械师
如果我用弓箭或者什么做武器 So if I were to wrap this up tight with a bow or whatever,
我猜我会说我的战衣 I guess I'd say my armor,
不是什么消遣或者爱好 it was never a distraction or a hobby,
而是茧 it was a cocoon.
现在 我破茧成蝶了 And now, I'm a changed man.
你可以拿走我的房子 花招和玩具 You can take away my house, all my tricks and toys.
有一样东西你永远拿不走 One thing you can't take away...
我是钢铁侠 I am Iron Man.
谢谢你听我说了这么多 You know, and thank you, by the way, for listening.
就像有一样东西 There's just something about
终于从我的胸腔里释放出来 getting it off my chest and putting it out there
而不是死死憋着 in the atmosphere instead of holding this in.
要是一直憋着人就会生病 I mean, this is what gets people sick, you know?
我都不知道你是个这么好的倾听者 Wow, I had no idea you were such a good listener.
能把我内心的想法和经历 To be able to share all of my intimate thoughts
和别人分享 and my experiences with someone,
心里轻松了一半 it just cuts the weight of it in half, you know.
就像蛇吞食自己的尾巴 It's like a snake swallowing its own tale.
好像兜了个圈回到原地 Everything comes full circle.
鉴于你能帮我 And...and the fact that you've been able to help me process...
讲到哪了 So, uh...?
你在听我说吗 You with me?
当然 我们 我们讲到 I was, yeah. Mm-hmm. We were... uh, we were at, uh...
你在打盹 You actively napping?
我在神游 I... I was... I... I... I drifted.
你在哪睡过去的 Where did I lose you?
瑞士的电梯 Elevator in Switzerland.
也就是说你什么都没听到 So you heard none of it?
抱歉 我不是那种医生 I'm sorry, I'm not that kind of doctor.
我不是临床医师 这不是我的长项 I'm not a therapist, it's not my training.
然后 So?
我没有 I don't have the...
什么 时间 What? The time?
那种性格 Temperament.
我现在回忆起来 You know what? Now that I think about it,
上帝啊 我的原伤在1983年 对吧 oh, God, my original wound. 1983, alright?
对 Yes.
我14岁 还有个保姆 太奇怪了 I'm 14 years old, I still have a nanny? That was weird.