-坦帕? -是啊 - Tampa? - Oh, yeah.
女人都爱那儿 知道吗? Women love it there. You know what I mean?
那地方不咋地 Yeah, it's a sick place.
就是一个离沙滩有12英里的地方 It's only, like, 12 miles from the beach.
好 就说咱俩的事儿 Okay, but between us,
你能找个理由 could you just find a reason
让它们下架吗? to take them off the shelf?
你知道... You know, um...
就说它们 过期了? maybe say that they're, like, expired?
那一定不可能 That would be a lie.
Tate 你相信上帝吗? Tate, do you believe in God?
-我相信上帝 -是吗? - Yeah, I think there's a god. - Yeah?
但我觉得它是大自然 But I think he lives in nature.
像石头 树 那些东西 You know, the rocks and trees and crap like that.
说实话 我觉得上帝可能是只青蛙 Honestly, I think God could be a frog.
天啊 Oh, brother.
我们说的是什么? So what are we talking?
白嘴鸦? 寒鸦? 厚嘴渡鸦? Rook? Western jackdaw? Thick-billed?
我不知道 那是只乌鸦 I don't know. It was a crow.
谁在乎是哪种? Who cares what kind?
我们在乎啊 Um, we care.
因为如果我们要杀它的话 -我们不会杀它 Because if we're gonna kill it-- - We're not gonna kill it.
我们会安全的把它弄出商店 We're gonna get it out of the store safely.
当然 很明显 安全第一 Right. Obviously. Priority one is safety.
别想安全了 要我说我们拉响火警 - Forget safety-- I say we pull the fire alarm,
把商店清空 把温度调高 clear out the store, turn up the heat,
让整个地方变成烤箱 问题就解决啦 make the whole place a oven, problem solved.
简单 就是有点粗暴 Whoa, easy, that's a little violent.
是啊 疯子 怎么会有人想伤害一只鸟呢? Yeah, psycho, why would anyone want to hurt a bird?
首先第一点 因为它们就是会飞的小恐龙 ok, a. cause they're dirty flying dinosaurs.
第二点 这个原因足够了 and b. you don't need any other reasons.
谁都不能伤害那只乌鸦 No one is hurting the crow.
它们可以认得人脸 是很厉害的生物 They are amazing creatures that recognize human face
而且它们会帮同伴举办葬礼 and they throw each other funerals.
葬礼 Funerals.
为啥要告诉我这些? Why would you give me that information?
那并不能让我冷静下来 That doesn't calm me down!
打扰一下 先生 Excuse me, sir.
是在叫我吗? are--are you talking to me?
对 就是你 Oh, yeah. You.
我们想买一把步枪 We would to buy one rifle, please.
就只是一把步枪 谢谢 Just the one rifle, please and thank you.
你要用来打什么? What--what are you gonna hunt for?
撒谎的人 Uh, liars.
麋鹿 打麋鹿 Elk. Hunting elk.
稍等一下 if you could excuse me for one moment.
我要坐在电视前 I'm just gonna sit in front of my television,
想喝啥喝啥 想吃啥吃啥 and I'm gonna eat and drink whatever I want.
你说的 Mm-hmm, okay, well, what you're describing
就是我每天的生活 is every single day of my life.
-真的吗? -你好 - Really? - Uh, hey.
那有个人我真的觉得 So there is someone over there that I really,
不应该卖给他枪 really don't think should be allowed to own a gun,
或是车 或是叉子 Um...or a car or a fork.
我该咋办? What do I do?
我想 你可以拒绝提供服务 Well, I mean, you're allowed to deny him service
但只有当你觉得他非常危险的时候可以 but only if you think he's actually dangerous.
好的 Okay, good.
我怎么知道他真的很危险? How do I know that he's actually dangerous?
或许就别卖枪给他了 Yeah, maybe no gun for him.
你好 both: Hi.
我能看一下步枪吗? Can I take a look at that bolt action rifle?
好的 可以 Yes, you may.
那么... All right, uh...
这支枪很贵 Oh, hey, this one is expensive.
的确 It is.
但我今天真的很想犒劳一下自己 But I really want to treat myself today.
我刚刚失业了 - Yeah. - I just got laid off.
我很抱歉 Oh. I'm so sorry to hear that.
我很生气 Yeah, I'm pretty upset about it.
你有多生气? How upset are you?
非常气愤 Well, extremely.
我在那工作了20多年 I worked there over 20 years,
之后他们就像扔垃圾一样把我赶走了? and then they just get rid of me like I'm trash?
等着吧 他们会后悔的 Well, they're gonna regret it.
拒绝服务 拒绝服务 Service denied. Service denied.
你说什么? Excuse me?
你刚刚说你很生气 You just said you're upset
并且他们会后悔的 所以 拒绝服务 and they were gonna regret it, so nope.
因为只有我 Cause I'm the only one
知道工资软件 who understands the payroll software.
现在谁来做这份工作? 莫妮卡? I mean, who's gonna do it now? Monica?
听着 我很抱歉过分警惕了 Look, I'm sorry I'm being overly cautious,
但你知道吗? but you know what?
为什么我们不试着帮你找一个 Why don't we try and find you
比玩枪更好的嗜好呢? 怎么样? a better hobby than this, you know?
你有考虑过击剑吗? Have you ever considered fencing?