我就是害怕 and I'm terrified that all it
那个会导致我第二年本书的销售量下滑 did was set me up for an epic sophomore slump.
因为我的每一个想法 Uh, because now every thought that comes into my head,
似乎都有一个声音在我的脑海里大喊 there's just this voice that just yells,
"不行 不够好" "No! Not good enough!"
现在 我竟然什么想法都没有了 And now, the thoughts don't even come around anymore, so...
所以我才来这里的 That's what I'm, you know, dealing with here.
没事的 我们一定会度过这个难关的 Okay. It's okay. You know what? We're gonna get through this.
但是首先 我们得把你送回家 But first, we need to get you home.
我们可以再玩一会儿 Or... We could play one more game.
你难道不觉得你做的已经够多了吗 Don't you think you've done enough?
乔尔 再见 Bye, Joel.
谢了 伙计 Thanks, man.
抱歉打扰啦 Hey, uh, sorry to interrupt.
不会 Joel Stephens 你能来我们很荣幸 Oh, no, no, no. It's an honor, Joel Stephens.
听着 在这里我也写不出来 Okay. Look, writing here isn't working.
我身上的惊恐细胞已经开始运作了 My germ-phobia is in overdrive,
这流行爵士乐烦死我了 the smooth jazz is killing me,
你给我的"头脑冰沙"也没什么用 and that "Brain smoothie" You gave me is not sitting well.
你没事的 你只要...深呼吸 You're fine. You know, just take... Deep breaths.
我想我需要一片安定 维柯丁或是阿普唑仑 I think I need a Valium or a Vicodin or a Xanax.
真的 只要是你有的药就都行 Really, any of your... Any of the alphabet drugs.
我可以给你一个棒棒糖哦 I can give you a lollipop!
-好吧 -听着 - Okay. - Look.
冷静一下就好 我等一下就出去了 Just stay calm, okay? I will be out soon.
-这是怎么了 -乔尔写作完全没思路了 - Um, what was that? - Oh, Joel has writer's block.
不要啊 No!
他不会有事的 我在想办法帮他 He's gonna be fine; I'm helping him.
我一直在为他下一本书的出版 I have been counting down
倒数计时 还有247天 the days until his next book comes out, 247.
你的心跳加快了 Your heart is actually racing.
要是Joel Stephens不能写书了 他的粉丝们会怪罪于你 If Joel Stephens can't write, his fans will blame you,
粉丝是可以很变成世上最刻薄的人 and fans are the meanest people there are.
怪我 他们应该怪韦德 Blame me? No, they should blame Wade, you know,
因为他才是一直打扰他的人 because he's the one who's been enabling him.
我只知道在你出现之前 All I know is Joel Stephens
Joel Stephens写书一直都顺风顺水 was able to write just fine until you came along.
你会不会就是他的小野洋子 What if you're his Yoko Ono?
洋子没有影响John Lennon的创造力 Yoko did not hurt John Lennon's creativity.
-她就是他的灵感女神 -没错 - She was his muse. - Yeah,
但是大家只记得是她毁了甲壳虫乐队 but all anyone remembers is she killed the Beatles.
你不想毁了Joel Stephens吧 You don't want to be the one that killed Joel Stephens.
各位 还有两天就要比赛了 Race is in two days, people.
我们一定不能让大家失望 We got to make this count!
Wally 你想让大家 Wally, do you want to be
把你看做队伍里的老头吗 快一点 seen as the team old guy? Pick up the pace, man.
肉丸 你难道想一直当替补队员吗 Meatball, do you always want to be an alternate?
快点 加油 加油 Come on, dig deeper, dig deeper.
字幕 Lynly, tone it down just a little bit.
字幕 You're making people feel bad.
字幕 George, you know, you may be assistant coach,
字幕 but it doesn't mean you get out of practicing.
字幕 - Hit it. - Yes, sir.
字幕 Oh, no. No. Yo, Gainey.
字幕 You know this ain't Fillmore, right?
字幕 I mean, you can tell because
字幕 we can actually see each other through the air.
字幕 Well, I'm having my team train here in BlueBell just so
字幕 they'll get a little taste of how it feels when they win here in BlueBell.
字幕 It's a shame you didn't tell me the plan.
字幕 I- I could've saved you the trip.
字幕 I got a secret weapon this year.
字幕 Oh, you see, uh, my cousin, Lynly,
字幕 went to college on a track scholarship.
字幕 Won state championship, uh, twice.
字幕 So that thing you're gonna be tasting, it's, uh, defeat.
字幕 Just 'cause I was married
字幕 to your sister doesn't mean you get free beer.
字幕 - Six beers. - No.
字幕 - Fine, nine beers. - No.
字幕 Look, y'all snuck out the bathroom
字幕 window last night just to skip out on a bill.
字幕 Uh, 12 beers.
字幕 What are y'all doing here, anyway?
字幕 You get run out of whatever the hell swamp y'all live in?
字幕 Bar near our house won't
字幕 serve us anymore 'cause we didn't pay our tab.
字幕 Don't tell him that.
字幕 We thought you'd serve us 'cause we're family.
字幕 We used to be married to your sister.
字幕 Your mother? Your sis...
字幕 Look, clearly somebody served
字幕 y'all beer this morning. Go back there, okay?
字幕 - 'Cause you're not getting any here. - But we're thirsty.
字幕 I got that. Are you saying we're not good for the money?
字幕 - Hey, you're not as dumb as you look. - Yes, we are.
字幕 - You're gonna regret this, Wade. - Oh, all right.
字幕 - So thirsty. - Let's get out of here.
字幕 So I have been doing some reading on studies of writer's block,
字幕 and they suggested recreating an environment of success.
字幕 So, I'm going to turn the Rammer Jammer into Luna.
字幕 It's the New York caf茅 where Joel wrote The Cicada's Lament.
字幕 That is the dumbest idea you've ever had,
字幕 and you are chock-full of dumb ideas.
字幕 Zoe, I'm trying to run a business here, okay?
字幕 You owe me, because you're the one who distracted him.
字幕 Can't help it if your boyfriend finds me irresistible.
字幕 You're just a novelty to him.
字幕 You and Joel are nothing alike, and I'd like to keep it that way.
字幕 Yeah, you keep telling yourself that.
字幕 Hey, I know you don't have time for dinner,
字幕 so I thought maybe we could share a quick pastry for you.
字幕 - I-I'm a little busy right now.
字幕 - Oh, that's why they're bite-sized.
字幕 I'm sorry, Annabeth,
字幕 but this is the last practice before the race.
字幕 Every second counts. Are you sure?
字幕 Of course, yeah.
字幕 Go BlueBell!
字幕 Hey, Lavon, have you decided an order for the runners?
字幕 - Uh, no, not yet. - Well, how hard can it be?
字幕 Obviously Lynly's the anchor, George is the starter.
字幕 That leaves me and Wanda. The pickin' chicken could decide!
字幕 I will make a decision when I'm good and ready.
字幕 I don't need anybody pressuring me.
字幕 I want to see three-minute miles now.
字幕 Go. Go on.
字幕 Yeah, Lavon, you know three-minute miles are impossible, right?
字幕 So? Is everything all right, man?
字幕 It's just that, uh... A.B. Gave me an ultimatum.
字幕 I mean, she said, "This isn't an ultimatum,"
字幕 but we all know that's code for "This is a big fat ultimatum. "
字幕 Oh, yeah. Our whole relationship is all wonky.
字幕 Every time I look in her face,
字幕 all I see is a question mark and a clock.
字幕 Well, what are you gonna do? I don't know.
字幕 Keep avoiding her.
字幕 Well, good idea.
字幕 But if that doesn't work, then just let
字幕 me know if there's anything I can do to help, all right?
字幕 You always got my back, Tucker.
字幕 No matter what.
字幕 Edward.
字幕 - How nice to see you. - Lemon. Hello.
字幕 Um, I'm sorry about how things ended up with Fancie鈥檚.
字幕 Oh, nonsense. I mean, the highest bidder's the highest bidder.
字幕 But just out of curiosity, who was the lucky buyer?
字幕 I'm not at liberty to say. It's business.
字幕 - Um, I should be going. - But you just got here.
字幕 Uh-huh. Bye-bye.
字幕 Look, Lavon is my friend,
字幕 and every time I look him
字幕 in the face and I don't say something about us,
字幕 I feel... I feel like I'm lying to him.
字幕 But just to be clear, we're still not in a relationship?
字幕 Not in a relationship per se,
字幕 but we have to say something to him, anything.
字幕 You know what it is? It's his eyes.
字幕 'Cause every time you look into his eyes,
字幕 you just want to spill everything.
字幕 Don't make me do it anymore, please.
字幕 Okay, but can we wait until after the race?
字幕 It means so much to him. I don't want to ruin it.
字幕 Of course.
字幕 Good. And on the plus side, we don't have to wait to do this.
字幕 All right.
字幕 But I do, hey, I do have to say, that I heard that runners
字幕 should not do something like this before a race.
字幕 Hasn't hurt us before.
字幕 Are-are you okay? Oh, my knee!
字幕 Okay, no, no, just sit down, sit down, sit down.
字幕 Just sit right there. I'm gonna call brick or Zoe right away.
字幕 I've had this happen before.
字幕 Not a sex injury, my knee.
字幕 And I know what they're gonna say.
字幕 I won't be running in the race.
字幕 Oh, hey, what do you say?
字幕 We love to run every day. One, two, three, four.
字幕 Come on, Dusty, work, work! Drive them long legs, drive them!
字幕 You ain't in first place, you're in last place.
字幕 Oh, Lavon.
字幕 Have you met my new runner? Dusty Lemaire.
字幕 So named because he will leave you in the dust.
字幕 Go on, get back to training now. Go on.
字幕 Okay, I tried to make it just like you described it.
字幕 Black and white cookies were just delivered.
字幕 Tom Long painted some weird art on the walls,
字幕 and I got you a crappy
字幕 couch that is comfortable enough to write on,
字幕 but not too comfortable that you'll fall asleep.
字幕 I can't believe you went through all the trouble.
字幕 Oh, it was no trouble.
字幕 Plus, Tom got to work through
字幕 some of his anger in the painting, you know.
字幕 So it's a win-win. Ashtray.
字幕 - Do I smoke now? - No.
字幕 Remember, you told me that Luna smelled like stale smoke.
字幕 By the way, you know how hard
字幕 it is to find someone who smokes these days?
字幕 Way to go, human beings.
字幕 I'd ask you what you want, but what's the point?
字幕 We're all gonna die anyway.
字幕 How did you know there was a Goth waitress?
字幕 There is always a Goth waitress.
字幕 Okay, you write, and then I'll check on you later.
字幕 Oh, but be careful.
字幕 There's a homeless guy eyeing your cookies.
字幕 Good luck.
字幕 It should be in there... Carolee O'Connell, 10:00?
字幕 I don't see your name anywhere, but, oh, oh, could I offer you
字幕 some rose petal jam for your inconvenience?