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[ newsreel narrator ] September
1939. Ominous clouds of war
may be gathering over Europe,

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but here in navarre,
the young king--

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seen here returning
from military maneuvers--

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has announced an audacious plan
for himself and his court.

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He and his companions
are to cast off
their military uniforms...

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While world events still allow,
and devote themselves instead...

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To a rigorous
three years of study.

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That's right, three years.
They'll sleep little,
eat and drink less...

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And devote themselves instead
to an inspiring program
of self-improvement--

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a real feast
for bookworms.

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Boldest of all,
perhaps, is the king's
absolute insistence...

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That no women will be allowed
inside the court.

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Sorry, ladies,
but he is the king.

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There is just one exception--
madame holofernia, the king's
principal tutor.

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With her able assistant
sir Nathaniel taking care
of the men's spiritual health,

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they should have
everything they need...

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To distract themselves
from thoughts of romance.

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Whoops!
careful, sir.
It's a tall order, by golly,

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but this able young monarch,
one of Europe's most eligible
royal bachelors,

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seems determined to show
the world there's more
to life than guns and warfare.

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He's an idealist,
but we wish him
and his three chums the best.

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We'll bring you more news
as the adventure unfolds,

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but for now we wish them
bon voyage and good luck.

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You three--

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berowne, dumaine...

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And longaville...

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Have sworn for
three years term
to live with me,

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my fellow scholars,

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and to keep those statutes
that are recorded...

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In this...
Schedule here.

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Your oaths are passed,
and now subscribe
your names...

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That his own hand
may strike his honor down...

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That violates
the smallest branch herein.

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If you are armed to do...

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As sworn to do,

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subscribe to
your deep oaths...

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And keep it, too.

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I am resolved.

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'Tis but
a three years' fast.

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The mind
shall banquet...

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Though the body pine.

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To love,
to wealth,

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to pomp I pine
and die,

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with all these
living in philosophy.

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So much, dear liege,
i have already sworn--

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that is, to live
and study here three years.

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But there are other
strict observances

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as not to see
a woman in that term,

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and one day in a week
to touch no food...

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And but one meal
on every day besides,

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and then to sleep but
three hours in the night

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and not be seen to yawn
of all the day?

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Oh.

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These are barren tasks,
too hard to keep--

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not to see ladies, study,
fast, not sleep.

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Your oath is passed
to pass away from these.

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Let me say no, my liege,
and if you please,

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I only swore to study
with your grace...

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And stay here in your court
for three years' space.

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You swore to that,
berowne, and to the rest.

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By yea and nay, sir.
Then I had swore in jest.

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What is the end of study,
let me know?

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Why, that to know which else
we should not know.

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Things hid and barred,
you mean, from common sense?

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Aye, that is study's
god-like recompense.

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As thus-- to study
where I well may dine...

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When I to feast
expressly am forbid,

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or study where to meet
some mistress fine...

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When mistresses
from common sense are hid.

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These be the stops
that hinder study quite...

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And train our intellects
to vain delight.

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Why, all delights
are vain.

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* I've seen for days that
you've got some ways
that must be checked *

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* in you I never
can detect *

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* the slightest sign
of intellect *

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* your madam dances
think of the chances
you neglect *

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* you never seem inclined
to use your mind *

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* you're just
a fella who *

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* has got his brains
in his dancing shoes *

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* take a lesson
from me *

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* I'd rather Charleston

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* do-do, do-do
* do-do, do-do

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* think of what
you might be *

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* I'd rather Charleston

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* do-do, do-do
* do-do, do-do

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* I'm disappointed
in you and your ways *

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* I'm double-jointed

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* there's no sensation
like syncopation *

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* will you
let me know why *

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* I'd rather Charleston

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* Charleston ?

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* that's the sort of thing
i would never do, so *

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* leave it behind
and give your mind
to something new *

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* I'd rather Charleston
Charleston, Charleston *

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* Charleston
Charleston with you *

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well, sit you out.

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Go home, berowne.
Adieu.

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No, my good lord.
I have sworn
to stay with you.

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[ Berowne ]
but there are other
strict observances.

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"That no woman shall come
within a mile of my court."

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Hath this
been proclaimed?

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Four days ago.

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Let's see the penalty.
"On pain of losing
her tongue."

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Who devised
this penalty?

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Marry, that did I.

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Sweet lord, and why?

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Well, to fright them hence
with the dread penalty.

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A dangerous law
against gentility.

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"Item: if any man be seen
to talk with a woman within
the term of three years,

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"he shall endure
such public shame
as the rest of the court...

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Can possible devise."

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This article, my liege,
yourself must break,
for well--

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you know, here comes
in embassy the French
king's daughter...

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With yourself to speak,
a maid of grace
and complete majesty...

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About surrender up
of aquitane to her decrepit,
sick and bedrid father.

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Therefore, this article
is made in vain,

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or vainly comes
the admired Princess
hither.

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Ah!
ah!

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What say you, lords?
Why, this was quite forgot.

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We must of force
dispense with this decree.

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She must lie here
on mere... necessity.

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Necessity will make us all
forsworn 3,000 times...

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Within this
three years space,

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for every man with his
affects is born,

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not by might mastered,
but by special grace.

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If I break faith, this word
shall speak for me.

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I am forsworn
on mere necessity.

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So, to the laws
at large,

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I write my name
and he that breaks them
in the least degree...

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Stands in attainder...

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Of eternal shame.

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Suggestions are
to others as to me,

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but I believe--
although I seem so
loath--

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I am the last
that will last...

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Break his oath.

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Good boyet,
you are not ignorant
all-telling fame.

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Doth noise abroad navarre
hath made a vow...

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Till painful study shall
outwear three years,

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no woman may approach
his silent court.

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Therefore, to us it seemeth
a needful course,

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before we enter
his forbidden gates,
to know his pleasure,

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and in that behalf,
bold of your worthiness,

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we single you as our
best-moving fair solicitor.

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Tell him the daughter
of the king of France,

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on serious business,
craving quick dispatch...

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Importunes personal conference
with his grace.

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Proud of employment,
willingly I go.

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All pride is willing pride,
and yours is so.

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[ Chuckles ]

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Who are the votaries,
my loving maids,

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that are vow-fellows
with this virtuous Duke?

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Lord longaville is one.
Know you the man?

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I know him, madam.

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At a marriage feast in normandy
saw I this longaville.

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Who are the rest?

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The young dumaine.

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I saw him
at the Duke alencon's once.

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Another of these
students at that time
was there with him,

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if I have
heard a truth.

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Berowne they call him.

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God bless my ladies,
are they all in love?

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[ All chuckling ]

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Here comes boyet!
What admittance, lord?

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Navarre had notice
of your fair approach,

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and he and his
competitors in oath...

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Were all addressed
to meet you, gentle lady,
before I came.

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Marry, thus much
have I learned.

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He rather means to...

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Lodge you...
In the field.

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[ Chuckling ]

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Fair Princess, welcome
to the court of navarre.

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"Fair" I give you
back again,

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and welcome
i have not yet.

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The roof of this court
is too high to be yours,

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and welcome
to the wide fields
too base to be mine.

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You shall be welcome,
madam, to my court.

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I will be welcome then.
Conduct me thither.

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Hear me, dear lady.
I have sworn an oath.

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Our lady, help my lord.
He'll be forsworn.

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Not for the world,
fair madam, by my will.

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Why, will shall
break it.

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Will and nothing
else.

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Your ladyship is ignorant
what it is.

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Were my lord so
his ignorance were wise.

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'Tis deadly sin to keep
that oath, my lord,

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and sin to break it.

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Ahh! but pardon me.
I am too sudden bold...

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To teach a teacher
ill beseemeth me.

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Vouchsafe to read
the purpose of my coming

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and suddenly
resolve me in my suit.

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Madam, I will,
if suddenly I may.

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You will the sooner
that I were away,

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for you'll prove
perjured if you
make me stay.

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Sir, I pray you,
a word.

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What lady
is that same?

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The heir of alencon--
mm-hmm.

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Katherine her name.

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A gallant lady!

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Monsieur, fare you well.
It's Katherine.

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Ahem. I beseech you,
a word.

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What is she
in the green?

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A woman sometimes
if by daylight she's seen.

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Pray you, sir,
whose daughter?

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Her mother's,
i have heard.

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God's blessing on your beard!

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Good sir,
be not offended.

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She is an heir
of falconbridge.

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Nay.

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My choler is ended.
She...

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Is a most sweet lady.

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Not unlike, sir.
That may be.

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Um-- what's her name
in the cap?

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Rosaline, by good hap.

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Is she wedded
or no?

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To her will, sir, or so.

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Oh, you are
welcome, sir.

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Adieu.

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Farewell to me, sir,
and welcome to you.

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Madam, your father here
doth intimate the payment
of a 100,000 crowns,

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being but the one half
of an entire sum...

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Dispersed by my father
in his wars.

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But say that he or we
as neither have...

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Received that sum,

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yet there remains unpaid
a 100,000 more.

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You do the king, my father,
too much wrong...

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And wrong the reputation
of your name...

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In so unseeming to confess
receipt of that which hath
so faithfully been paid.

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I do protest I never heard
of it, and if you prove it,

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I'll repay it back
or yield up aquitane.

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We arrest your word.
Boyet,

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you can produce
acquittances
for such a sum.

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Satisfy me so.

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[ Boyet ]
so please your grace,

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the packet is not come

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where that and other
specialties are bound.

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Tomorrow you shall have
a sight of them.

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It shall suffice me.

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Meantime,
receive such welcome...

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At my hand as honor...

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Without breach of honor
may make tender of
to thy true worthiness.

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00:17:09,532 --> 00:17:13,032
You may not come,
fair Princess,
within my gates.

243
00:17:13,067 --> 00:17:18,167
But here without,
you shall be so received
as you shall deem yourself...

244
00:17:18,199 --> 00:17:21,167
Lodged in my heart.

245
00:17:21,733 --> 00:17:25,266
Tomorrow shall we
visit you again?

246
00:17:31,367 --> 00:17:34,732
Did not I dance with you
in brabant once?

247
00:17:34,767 --> 00:17:37,399
Did not I dance with you
in brabant once?

248
00:17:37,432 --> 00:17:38,533
I know you did.

249
00:17:38,567 --> 00:17:40,667
How needless was it then
to as the question?

250
00:17:40,700 --> 00:17:43,466
* I won't dance
don't ask me *

251
00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:45,466
* I won't dance
don't ask me *

252
00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:48,799
* I won't dance,
monsieur, with you *

253
00:17:48,832 --> 00:17:52,100
* my heart won't let
my feet do things *

254
00:17:52,133 --> 00:17:55,232
* they should do

255
00:17:55,267 --> 00:17:57,432
* you know what
you're lovely *

256
00:17:57,466 --> 00:17:59,667
* and so what
I'm lovely *

257
00:17:59,700 --> 00:18:03,032
* but oh
what you do to me *

258
00:18:03,067 --> 00:18:07,500
* I'm like an ocean wave
that's bumped on the shore *

259
00:18:07,533 --> 00:18:12,800
* I feel so absolutely
stumped on the floor *

260
00:18:12,833 --> 00:18:17,800
* when you dance you're charming
and you're gentle *

261
00:18:17,832 --> 00:18:22,533
* especially when you
do the continental *

262
00:18:22,567 --> 00:18:26,500
* but this feeling
isn't purely mental *

263
00:18:26,533 --> 00:18:31,300
* for heaven rest us
I'm not asbestos *

264
00:18:31,332 --> 00:18:32,266
* and that's why

265
00:18:32,300 --> 00:18:34,567
[ women ]
* I won't dance
why should I *

266
00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:36,466
* I won't dance
how could I *

267
00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:39,767
* I won't dance
merci beaucoup *

268
00:18:39,799 --> 00:18:44,633
* I know that music
leads the way to romance *

269
00:18:44,667 --> 00:18:49,366
* so if I hold you
in my arms *

270
00:18:49,399 --> 00:18:53,432
* I won't dance

271
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:56,533
[ ladies giggling ]

272
00:18:59,167 --> 00:19:01,000
[ Boyet ]
if my observation,
which very seldom lies...

273
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:06,099
By the heart's still rhetoric
disclosed with eyes
deceive me not now,

274
00:19:06,133 --> 00:19:08,767
navarre is infected.

275
00:19:08,799 --> 00:19:09,766
With what?

276
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:13,766
With that which
we lovers entitle
"affected."

277
00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:14,733
Your reason?

278
00:19:14,766 --> 00:19:18,432
His face's own
margin did quote
such amazes...

279
00:19:18,466 --> 00:19:22,399
That all I saw his eyes
enchanted with gazes.

280
00:19:22,432 --> 00:19:26,266
I'll give you aquitane
and all that is his...

281
00:19:26,300 --> 00:19:31,067
And you give him
for my sake
but one loving kiss.

282
00:19:31,100 --> 00:19:31,932
[ All laughing ]

283
00:19:31,966 --> 00:19:35,432
Come to our pavilion.
Boyet is disposed!

284
00:19:35,466 --> 00:19:36,366
But to speak
that in words

285
00:19:36,399 --> 00:19:38,100
which his eye
hath disclosed.

286
00:19:38,133 --> 00:19:41,067
I only have made
a mouth of his eye
by adding a tongue,

287
00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:42,732
which I know
will not lie.

288
00:19:42,767 --> 00:19:47,067
Thou art an old love-monger,
and speakest skillfully!

289
00:19:47,100 --> 00:19:49,432
Do you hear,
my mad wenches?
No!

290
00:19:49,466 --> 00:19:52,767
What then,
do you see?
Aye.

291
00:19:52,799 --> 00:19:55,533
Our way to be gone.

292
00:19:55,567 --> 00:20:00,000
You are
too hard for me.

293
00:20:12,666 --> 00:20:14,067
[ Newsreel announcer ]
royals camping.

294
00:20:14,099 --> 00:20:18,567
The Princess of France
enjoys an unexpected taste
of the outdoors tonight.

295
00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:21,132
All women are banned
from the court of navarre,

296
00:20:21,167 --> 00:20:23,100
and her royal highness
is no exception.

297
00:20:23,132 --> 00:20:24,667
It means a night under canvas
for the ladies.

298
00:20:24,699 --> 00:20:30,233
The king's proclamation
continues to make life tricky
for the people of navarre.

299
00:20:30,266 --> 00:20:33,167
Uh-oh, there's trouble afoot.
Look at this motley crew.

300
00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:36,100
They're led
by the fantastical
spaniard, Don armado.

301
00:20:36,133 --> 00:20:38,332
His heart may be
in the right place,

302
00:20:38,366 --> 00:20:41,033
but his language
is all over the place.

303
00:20:41,067 --> 00:20:43,500
Loyally he follows the king.
It's just unfortunate...

304
00:20:43,533 --> 00:20:47,332
That when he speaks,
the king can't always
follow armado.

305
00:20:47,366 --> 00:20:51,100
Thank goodness
for his trusty page,
the strangely named moth.

306
00:20:51,133 --> 00:20:53,067
These two seem to have brought
a criminal to book.

307
00:20:53,100 --> 00:20:57,732
And I'll wager
if there's trouble in store,
that rascal costard is involved.

308
00:20:57,767 --> 00:20:59,332
He's the king's
resident comedian.

309
00:20:59,366 --> 00:21:03,233
This cheeky chappie has played
the vaudeville houses
from Broadway to baden baden.

310
00:21:03,266 --> 00:21:06,599
He's also been known to play
fast and loose with the ladies.
Watch out, girls.

311
00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:10,666
Whatever the problem,
the king can always rely
on his local Bobby.

312
00:21:10,699 --> 00:21:13,199
Constable dull always
gets his man, or in this case,

313
00:21:13,233 --> 00:21:17,500
something rather different,
if that paper bag is hiding
what we think it is.

314
00:21:17,533 --> 00:21:21,632
In any case, it's another
headache for the king.

315
00:21:21,667 --> 00:21:24,100
Let the trial begin.

316
00:21:25,766 --> 00:21:26,800
Ahem.
[ whistles ]

317
00:21:26,832 --> 00:21:31,132
The matter is to me,
sir, as concerning
jaquenetta.

318
00:21:31,167 --> 00:21:32,600
[ Honking sound ]

319
00:21:32,632 --> 00:21:35,399
The manner of it is,
i was taken
with the manner.

320
00:21:35,432 --> 00:21:36,267
In what manner?

321
00:21:36,299 --> 00:21:38,600
Ahh! in manner and form
following, sir.

322
00:21:38,633 --> 00:21:43,167
I was, uh, seen with her
in the manor house,

323
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:44,332
sitting with her
upon the form,

324
00:21:44,366 --> 00:21:46,133
and taken following her
into the park,

325
00:21:46,167 --> 00:21:49,399
which, put together,
is in manner
and form following.

326
00:21:49,432 --> 00:21:54,732
From the west corner
of thy curious
knotted garden.

327
00:21:54,767 --> 00:21:58,399
There did I see
that low-spirited
swain...

328
00:21:58,432 --> 00:22:01,000
The base minnow
of thy mirth,
me?

329
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:04,133
That unlettered,
small-knowing soul,
me?

330
00:22:04,166 --> 00:22:06,067
That shallow vessel,
still me?

331
00:22:06,099 --> 00:22:08,299
Which, as I remember,
is costard!

332
00:22:08,333 --> 00:22:09,266
Oh, me.

333
00:22:09,300 --> 00:22:12,199
Sorted and consorted,

334
00:22:12,233 --> 00:22:13,500
contrary
to thy established

335
00:22:13,532 --> 00:22:15,699
proclaimed edict
and continent canon,

336
00:22:15,733 --> 00:22:19,266
with-- with--

337
00:22:19,300 --> 00:22:23,432
o, with but with
this I passion to
say wherewith!

338
00:22:23,466 --> 00:22:24,266
With a wench.

339
00:22:24,300 --> 00:22:27,167
With a child of our
grandmother Eve--

340
00:22:27,199 --> 00:22:27,966
a female.

341
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,699
Or, for thy more
sweet understanding,

342
00:22:30,733 --> 00:22:32,533
ahh!

343
00:22:32,567 --> 00:22:34,332
A woman!

344
00:22:34,366 --> 00:22:35,799
- Ooh!
- [ groans ]

345
00:22:35,832 --> 00:22:38,600
I, as my ever-esteemed
duty pricks me on,

346
00:22:38,633 --> 00:22:42,033
have brought to thee
to receive the meed
of punishment...

347
00:22:42,067 --> 00:22:44,567
By thy good grace's officer
Anthony dull,

348
00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:50,533
a man of good repute,
courage, bearing
and estimation.

349
00:22:50,567 --> 00:22:52,799
O, me.
I am dull.

350
00:22:52,832 --> 00:22:55,767
For jaquenetta so...

351
00:22:55,799 --> 00:22:59,567
Is the weaker
vessel called
which I apprehended...

352
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:01,000
With the aforesaid
swain.

353
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:05,166
I keep her as a vessel
of thy law's fury...

354
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:10,199
And shall at the least
of thy sweet notice
bring her to trial.

355
00:23:10,233 --> 00:23:13,132
Thine in all compliments...

356
00:23:13,166 --> 00:23:16,800
Of devoted
and heart-burning
heat of duty...

357
00:23:16,833 --> 00:23:20,199
Don adriano de armado!

358
00:23:20,233 --> 00:23:22,500
Sirrah, what say you
to this?

359
00:23:22,533 --> 00:23:25,233
Sir, i-- i--

360
00:23:25,266 --> 00:23:28,067
[ laughs ]
i--

361
00:23:28,100 --> 00:23:30,167
whoa!
i confess the wench.

362
00:23:30,199 --> 00:23:30,966
Did you hear
the proclamation?

363
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,733
I do confess much
of the hearing it,

364
00:23:32,766 --> 00:23:34,067
but little
of the marking of it.

365
00:23:34,100 --> 00:23:36,232
It was proclaimed
a year's imprisonment
to be taken with a wench.

366
00:23:36,267 --> 00:23:39,067
I was taken with none, sir.
I was taken with a damsel.

367
00:23:39,100 --> 00:23:40,366
Well, it was proclaimed damsel.

368
00:23:40,399 --> 00:23:42,432
This was no damsel,
neither, sir.

369
00:23:42,466 --> 00:23:43,500
She was a virgin.

370
00:23:43,533 --> 00:23:45,466
It is so varied too, for it
was proclaimed a virgin.

371
00:23:45,500 --> 00:23:48,267
If it were,
i deny her virginity.
I was taken with a maid.

372
00:23:48,299 --> 00:23:50,033
This maid will not
serve your turn, sir.

373
00:23:50,067 --> 00:23:52,232
This maid will serve
my turn, sir.

374
00:23:52,267 --> 00:23:54,067
[ Blows whistle ]

375
00:23:54,799 --> 00:23:56,067
[ Grunts ]

376
00:23:56,100 --> 00:23:57,067
Sir...

377
00:23:57,100 --> 00:23:58,799
I will pronounce
your sentence.

378
00:23:58,832 --> 00:24:02,167
You shall fast a week
with bran and water.

379
00:24:02,199 --> 00:24:04,567
I'd rather pray
a month with mutton
and porridge.

380
00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:07,067
And Don armado
shall be your keeper.

381
00:24:07,099 --> 00:24:08,633
[ Groans ]

382
00:24:09,233 --> 00:24:11,432
[ Newscaster on radio ]
and the situation in Europe
is worsening,

383
00:24:11,467 --> 00:24:14,467
with news of mobilization
of troops on the French border.

384
00:24:14,500 --> 00:24:18,432
Reports are coming in
that the peace accord
between the two countries...

385
00:24:18,466 --> 00:24:20,699
Signed last month
is in danger of collapse.

386
00:24:20,733 --> 00:24:25,167
Military buildup on the French
northern borders indicate
that an invasion--

387
00:24:25,199 --> 00:24:27,567
[ continues, indistinct ]

388
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:32,132
[ Ladies giggling ]

389
00:24:45,832 --> 00:24:49,366
Boy, what sign is it...

390
00:24:49,399 --> 00:24:54,067
When a man of great spirit
grows melancholy?

391
00:24:54,100 --> 00:24:58,033
A great sign, sir,
that he will look sad.

392
00:24:58,067 --> 00:25:00,533
Pretty and apt.

393
00:25:00,567 --> 00:25:03,367
I have promised to study
three years with the king.

394
00:25:03,399 --> 00:25:06,666
But you are a gentleman
and a gamester, sir.

395
00:25:06,700 --> 00:25:08,333
I confess both.

396
00:25:08,367 --> 00:25:11,599
They are both the varnish
of a complete man.

397
00:25:11,632 --> 00:25:14,666
A most fine figure.

398
00:25:14,699 --> 00:25:17,067
[ Groans ]

399
00:25:18,367 --> 00:25:21,733
I will hereupon
confess...

400
00:25:21,766 --> 00:25:25,132
I am in love,

401
00:25:25,167 --> 00:25:29,300
and as it is base
for a soldier to love,

402
00:25:29,332 --> 00:25:34,432
so am in love
with a base wench.

403
00:25:34,799 --> 00:25:38,033
Boy, I do love
that country girl...

404
00:25:38,067 --> 00:25:43,232
That I took in the park
with the rational hind costard.

405
00:25:43,267 --> 00:25:45,767
[ Yelps ]

406
00:25:46,399 --> 00:25:48,633
Sing, boy.
[ Squealing ]

407
00:25:48,667 --> 00:25:53,432
My spirit
grows heavy in love.

408
00:25:54,067 --> 00:25:58,567
* my story is much too sad
to be told *

409
00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:01,000
* but practically
everything *

410
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:05,599
* leaves me
totally cold *

411
00:26:05,633 --> 00:26:10,067
* the only exception
i know is the case *

412
00:26:10,099 --> 00:26:13,300
* when I'm out
on a quiet spree *

413
00:26:13,333 --> 00:26:17,233
* fighting vainly
the old ennui *

414
00:26:17,266 --> 00:26:20,800
* and I suddenly
turn and see *

415
00:26:20,832 --> 00:26:25,733
* your fabulous face

416
00:26:25,766 --> 00:26:30,500
* I get no kick
from champagne *

417
00:26:30,533 --> 00:26:35,133
* mere alcohol
doesn't thrill me at all *

418
00:26:35,167 --> 00:26:40,100
* so tell me
why should it be true *

419
00:26:40,332 --> 00:26:46,100
* that I get a kick
out of you *

420
00:26:46,133 --> 00:26:50,767
* I get no kick
from cocaine *

421
00:26:50,799 --> 00:26:54,700
* I'm sure that if
i took even one sniff *

422
00:26:54,732 --> 00:26:59,332
* that would bore me
terrifically too *

423
00:26:59,366 --> 00:27:00,432
[ sneezes ]

424
00:27:00,466 --> 00:27:04,200
* yet I get
a kick out of you *

425
00:27:04,233 --> 00:27:05,700
[ yelps ]

426
00:27:05,732 --> 00:27:10,766
* I get a kick
every time I see you *

427
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:15,699
* standing there
before me *

428
00:27:15,733 --> 00:27:19,766
* I get a kick
though it's clear to me *

429
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:20,533
[ grunts ]
ow !

430
00:27:20,567 --> 00:27:26,233
* you obviously don't
adore me *

431
00:27:26,266 --> 00:27:30,667
* I get no kick
in a plane *

432
00:27:30,699 --> 00:27:34,466
* flying too high
with some girl
in the sky *

433
00:27:34,500 --> 00:27:40,732
* it's my idea
of nothing to do *

434
00:27:40,767 --> 00:27:42,799
* yet I get a kick

435
00:27:42,832 --> 00:27:45,799
* I'm sure it's a kick

436
00:27:45,832 --> 00:27:46,533
aah !

437
00:27:46,567 --> 00:27:51,799
* I get a kick
out of you *

438
00:27:51,832 --> 00:27:54,133
[ both ] aah!

439
00:27:57,332 --> 00:27:58,399
Sir,

440
00:27:58,432 --> 00:28:02,367
the king's pleasure
is that you keep
costard safe...

441
00:28:02,399 --> 00:28:07,166
And you must suffer him
to take no delight,

442
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:10,132
but he must fast...

443
00:28:10,166 --> 00:28:11,766
Three days a week.

444
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:16,500
For this damsel, I must
keep her at the lodge.

445
00:28:16,532 --> 00:28:19,733
Fare thee well.
[ Whistles ]

446
00:28:20,533 --> 00:28:23,399
[ Whispers, indistinct ]

447
00:28:28,367 --> 00:28:29,367
Maid.

448
00:28:29,399 --> 00:28:30,667
Man.

449
00:28:30,699 --> 00:28:36,332
I will visit thee
at the lodge.

450
00:28:36,366 --> 00:28:37,000
That's nearby.

451
00:28:37,033 --> 00:28:40,667
I know
where it is situated.

452
00:28:41,167 --> 00:28:44,767
Lord, how wise
you are.

453
00:28:44,799 --> 00:28:50,567
I shall tell thee
wonders.

454
00:28:52,432 --> 00:28:54,067
With that face?

455
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:05,666
I love thee.

456
00:29:08,299 --> 00:29:10,266
So...

457
00:29:10,300 --> 00:29:13,166
I heard you say.

458
00:29:13,199 --> 00:29:15,333
[ Groans ]

459
00:29:19,399 --> 00:29:21,300
[ Cheers ]

460
00:29:30,667 --> 00:29:31,733
[ Squeaks ]

461
00:29:31,766 --> 00:29:35,533
* I wake up every morning
with a smile on my face *

462
00:29:35,567 --> 00:29:40,432
* everything in its place
as it should be *

463
00:29:40,466 --> 00:29:44,600
* I start out every morning
just as free as the breeze *

464
00:29:44,633 --> 00:29:49,299
* my cares upon the shelf
because I find myself *

465
00:29:49,332 --> 00:29:51,799
* with no strings
no connections *

466
00:29:51,832 --> 00:29:53,399
* no ties
to my affections *

467
00:29:53,432 --> 00:29:58,533
* I'm fancy free and free
for anything fancy *

468
00:29:58,567 --> 00:30:00,700
* no dates
that can't be broken *

469
00:30:00,732 --> 00:30:02,633
* no words
that can't be spoken *

470
00:30:02,667 --> 00:30:07,432
* especially when i
am feeling romancey *

471
00:30:07,466 --> 00:30:10,032
* like a Robin
upon a tree *

472
00:30:10,067 --> 00:30:11,733
* like a sailor
that goes to sea *

473
00:30:11,766 --> 00:30:13,632
* like an unwritten melody

474
00:30:13,666 --> 00:30:16,367
[ all ]
* I'm free, that's me

475
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:18,632
* bring on
the big attraction *

476
00:30:18,667 --> 00:30:20,266
* my decks are cleared
for action *

477
00:30:20,300 --> 00:30:26,033
* I'm fancy free and free
for anything fancy *

478
00:30:52,500 --> 00:30:54,432
* bring on
the big attraction *

479
00:30:54,466 --> 00:30:56,533
* my decks
are cleared for action *

480
00:30:56,567 --> 00:31:02,500
* I'm fancy free and free
for anything fancy *

481
00:31:03,100 --> 00:31:05,299
[ all cheering ]

482
00:31:05,333 --> 00:31:08,067
Sirrah!

483
00:31:14,333 --> 00:31:16,333
Costard!
[ screams ]

484
00:31:16,367 --> 00:31:17,300
[ Muffled shouting ]

485
00:31:17,332 --> 00:31:19,399
Bear this significant...

486
00:31:19,432 --> 00:31:23,533
To the country maid
jaquenetta.

487
00:31:25,500 --> 00:31:28,132
[ Kissing ]

488
00:31:33,767 --> 00:31:36,399
There is...

489
00:31:36,432 --> 00:31:39,033
"Remunerathion."

490
00:31:39,533 --> 00:31:43,667
[ Coins clattering ]

491
00:31:44,399 --> 00:31:47,700
Now will I look
to his "remunerathion."

492
00:31:47,732 --> 00:31:50,133
[ Chuckles ]
"remunerathion."

493
00:31:50,167 --> 00:31:54,267
Oh, that's the Latin word
for three farthings.

494
00:31:56,832 --> 00:31:58,366
My good knave costard--
aah!

495
00:31:58,399 --> 00:31:59,533
Exceedingly well met.

496
00:31:59,567 --> 00:32:01,000
Oh, pray you, sir.

497
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:05,067
[ High-pitched voice ]
how much carnation ribbon...

498
00:32:05,099 --> 00:32:07,567
May a man buy
for a "remunerathion"?

499
00:32:07,599 --> 00:32:10,400
What's a--
what's a "remunerathion"?

500
00:32:10,432 --> 00:32:14,400
[ Chuckles ]
marry, sir,
half-penny farthing.

501
00:32:14,432 --> 00:32:17,033
Why, then, three farthing
worth of silk.

502
00:32:17,067 --> 00:32:20,432
Ah. I thank your worship.
God be with you. Mwah!

503
00:32:20,466 --> 00:32:22,033
Stay, slave,
i must employ thee.

504
00:32:22,067 --> 00:32:25,800
As thou wilt win my favor,
good my knave, do one thing
for me that I shall entreat.

505
00:32:25,832 --> 00:32:27,399
When would you
have it done, sir?

506
00:32:27,432 --> 00:32:28,266
This afternoon.

507
00:32:28,300 --> 00:32:29,399
Well, I will do it,
sir. Fare you well.

508
00:32:29,432 --> 00:32:31,332
Thou knowest not
what it is!

509
00:32:31,367 --> 00:32:34,399
I shall know, sir,
when I have done it.

510
00:32:34,432 --> 00:32:37,167
Why, villain,
thou must know first.

511
00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:39,232
I will come
to your worship
tomorrow morning.

512
00:32:39,267 --> 00:32:43,332
It must be done
this afternoon!
Hark, slave!

513
00:32:43,366 --> 00:32:45,600
It is but this!

514
00:32:45,633 --> 00:32:48,767
I--
it is but this.

515
00:32:49,366 --> 00:32:51,533
The Princess
comes to hunt here
in the park,

516
00:32:51,567 --> 00:32:55,432
and in her train
there is a gentle lady.

517
00:32:55,466 --> 00:32:58,232
When tongues
speak sweetly,

518
00:32:58,267 --> 00:33:00,799
then they name
her name,

519
00:33:00,832 --> 00:33:04,233
and rosaline
they call her.

520
00:33:04,266 --> 00:33:06,432
Ugh!
ask for her.

521
00:33:06,466 --> 00:33:11,400
And to her white hand
see thou do commend
this sealed-up counsel.

522
00:33:11,432 --> 00:33:14,367
Hmm?
ahem.

523
00:33:15,833 --> 00:33:20,399
There's thy guerdon.
Go.

524
00:33:21,399 --> 00:33:23,766
Guerdon!
oh, sweet guerdon!

525
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:25,667
[ High-pitched voice ]
better than "remunerathion."

526
00:33:25,699 --> 00:33:28,100
[ Normal voice ]
oh, eleven pence
farthing better!

527
00:33:28,132 --> 00:33:30,432
[ High-pitched voice ]
most sweet guerdon!

528
00:33:30,466 --> 00:33:33,633
[ Normal voice ]
i shall do it, sir!
In print!

529
00:33:33,667 --> 00:33:37,767
[ Laughing ]

530
00:33:39,399 --> 00:33:43,167
[ Honking horn ]

531
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:46,267
Whoa!
ha ha!

532
00:33:46,500 --> 00:33:49,799
Pray you, which is
the, uh, head lady?

533
00:33:49,832 --> 00:33:54,432
Thou shalt know her, fellow,
by the rest that have no heads.

534
00:33:54,466 --> 00:33:57,366
[ Chuckles ]
which is the greatest lady,
the highest?

535
00:33:57,399 --> 00:33:59,200
The thickest
and the tallest.

536
00:33:59,232 --> 00:34:01,000
The thickest
and the tallest.

537
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,333
Oh. are you not
the chief woman?

538
00:34:03,367 --> 00:34:06,166
Hmm? you are
the thickest here.
[ Snorts ]

539
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:07,033
Ohh!

540
00:34:07,067 --> 00:34:09,467
What's your will, sir,
what's your will?

541
00:34:09,500 --> 00:34:11,400
Hmm.

542
00:34:11,432 --> 00:34:13,300
I have... a letter.
Whoa!

543
00:34:13,333 --> 00:34:15,500
[ Women gasping ]

544
00:34:15,532 --> 00:34:20,766
A letter
from monsieur berowne
to one lady rosaline.

545
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:21,667
[ Gasps ]

546
00:34:21,699 --> 00:34:26,100
Boyet, you can carve.
Break up this capon.

547
00:34:26,132 --> 00:34:29,199
I am bound to serve.

548
00:34:29,233 --> 00:34:30,699
This letter is mistook.

549
00:34:30,733 --> 00:34:35,633
It importeth none here.
It is writ to jaquenetta.

550
00:34:35,667 --> 00:34:39,767
I do affect
the very ground...

551
00:34:39,799 --> 00:34:44,500
Which is base,
where her shoe,
which is baser,

552
00:34:44,533 --> 00:34:49,033
guided by her foot
which is basest doth tread!

553
00:34:49,067 --> 00:34:49,932
[ Whimpering ]

554
00:34:49,966 --> 00:34:52,533
"Thine in the dearest
design of industry,

555
00:34:52,567 --> 00:34:54,799
Don adriano de armado."

556
00:34:54,832 --> 00:34:55,399
[ Chuckling ]

557
00:34:55,432 --> 00:34:57,232
Did you ever
hear better?

558
00:34:57,267 --> 00:35:00,432
Thou, fellow,
a word.

559
00:35:00,466 --> 00:35:02,300
Who gave thee
this letter?

560
00:35:02,332 --> 00:35:06,466
[ Cries out ]
i told you, my lord!

561
00:35:06,500 --> 00:35:07,166
I--

562
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:10,266
to whom shouldst
thou give it?

563
00:35:10,300 --> 00:35:11,367
From my lord to my lady.

564
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:13,067
From which lord
to which lady?

565
00:35:13,099 --> 00:35:15,333
From my lord berowne,
a good master of mine,

566
00:35:15,367 --> 00:35:16,367
to a lady of France...

567
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:19,667
That he called
"rosalini"?

568
00:35:19,699 --> 00:35:22,167
[ Sobbing ]

569
00:35:22,199 --> 00:35:26,266
Thou hast
mistaken his letter.

570
00:35:26,300 --> 00:35:29,233
Come, friends, away!

571
00:35:29,266 --> 00:35:31,533
Ohh.
guerdon?

572
00:35:31,567 --> 00:35:33,500
[ Grunts ]

573
00:35:33,533 --> 00:35:35,533
"Remunerathion."

574
00:35:36,667 --> 00:35:38,732
Whoo!

575
00:35:59,332 --> 00:36:01,000
Thou monster ignorance,

576
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:04,700
how deformed
dost thou look.

577
00:36:04,733 --> 00:36:05,900
[ Man ] madam,

578
00:36:05,932 --> 00:36:11,599
he hath never fed
of the dainties
that are bred in a book.

579
00:36:11,632 --> 00:36:15,632
He hath not eat paper,
as it were.

580
00:36:15,666 --> 00:36:18,132
He hath not drunk ink.

581
00:36:18,167 --> 00:36:24,567
His intellect
is not replenished.
He's only an animal.

582
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:27,132
[ Both chuckling ]

583
00:36:27,167 --> 00:36:28,500
[ Clucks ]

584
00:36:28,533 --> 00:36:32,332
Only sensible in the...

585
00:36:32,367 --> 00:36:35,533
Duller parts.

586
00:36:35,567 --> 00:36:38,732
And such barren plants
are set before us...

587
00:36:38,767 --> 00:36:44,033
That we thankful should be,
which we of taste
and feeling are,

588
00:36:44,067 --> 00:36:49,299
for those parts
that do fructify...

589
00:36:49,332 --> 00:36:51,500
In us more than he.

590
00:36:51,533 --> 00:36:53,633
Good master parson,

591
00:36:53,667 --> 00:36:55,432
be so good as to
read me this letter.

592
00:36:55,466 --> 00:37:01,000
It was given me
by costard and sent to me
from Don armado.

593
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:05,033
I beseech you,
read it.

594
00:37:05,067 --> 00:37:07,232
What are the contents?

595
00:37:07,267 --> 00:37:10,166
What, my soul?

596
00:37:10,199 --> 00:37:12,599
Verses?

597
00:37:12,632 --> 00:37:15,166
[ Sighs ]

598
00:37:15,199 --> 00:37:20,033
Ay, madam.
And very learned.

599
00:37:21,067 --> 00:37:23,167
Let me hear a staff,

600
00:37:23,199 --> 00:37:27,132
a stanza, a verse.

601
00:37:29,199 --> 00:37:31,800
* someday

602
00:37:31,832 --> 00:37:35,100
* when I'm awfully low

603
00:37:35,133 --> 00:37:37,667
* when the world is cold

604
00:37:37,700 --> 00:37:44,133
* I will feel a glow
just thinking of you *

605
00:37:44,167 --> 00:37:50,466
* and the way
you look tonight *

606
00:37:52,633 --> 00:37:56,533
* oh, but you're lovely

607
00:37:56,567 --> 00:38:00,033
* with your smile so warm

608
00:38:00,067 --> 00:38:02,399
* and your cheek so soft

609
00:38:02,433 --> 00:38:08,700
* there is nothing for me
but to love you *

610
00:38:08,732 --> 00:38:14,032
* just the way
you look tonight *

611
00:38:18,233 --> 00:38:24,432
* with each word
your tenderness grows *

612
00:38:24,466 --> 00:38:29,800
* tearing my fear apart

613
00:38:29,832 --> 00:38:36,732
* and that laugh
that wrinkles your nose *

614
00:38:36,767 --> 00:38:43,633
* touches my foolish heart

615
00:38:43,667 --> 00:38:46,399
* lovely

616
00:38:46,432 --> 00:38:49,267
* never, never change

617
00:38:49,299 --> 00:38:52,200
* keep that
breathless charm *

618
00:38:52,232 --> 00:38:54,799
* won't you please
arrange it *

619
00:38:54,832 --> 00:38:58,399
* 'cause I love you

620
00:38:58,432 --> 00:39:03,532
* just the way
you look tonight *

621
00:39:08,299 --> 00:39:12,532
* just the way
you look *

622
00:39:12,567 --> 00:39:21,132
* tonight

623
00:39:31,766 --> 00:39:32,667
a rare talent.

624
00:39:32,699 --> 00:39:34,432
This is a gift
that I have.

625
00:39:34,466 --> 00:39:38,033
Simple, simple.
A foolish, extravagant spirit...

626
00:39:38,067 --> 00:39:41,799
Full of forms, figures,
shapes, objects, ideas,

627
00:39:41,832 --> 00:39:45,200
apprehensions,
motions, revolutions.

628
00:39:45,232 --> 00:39:50,200
These are begot
in the ventricle of memory,

629
00:39:50,232 --> 00:39:53,167
nourished in the womb
of pia mater,

630
00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:55,200
and delivered upon
the mellowing of occasion.

631
00:39:55,232 --> 00:39:59,399
But the gift is good
in those in whom
it is acute,

632
00:39:59,432 --> 00:40:03,367
and I am
thankful for it.

633
00:40:03,399 --> 00:40:06,500
Madam, I praise
the lord for you,

634
00:40:06,533 --> 00:40:09,532
and so may
my parishioners.

635
00:40:09,833 --> 00:40:12,766
For their daughters are
well tutored by you...

636
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:13,733
Mmm.

637
00:40:13,766 --> 00:40:19,733
And their sons profit
very greatly under you.

638
00:40:21,667 --> 00:40:23,766
But domicella,

639
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:28,667
virgin, was this
directed to you?

640
00:40:28,699 --> 00:40:29,733
Aye, madam.

641
00:40:29,766 --> 00:40:33,033
I will overglance
the superscript.

642
00:40:33,067 --> 00:40:39,232
"To the snow-white hand
of the most beauteous
lady... rosaline."

643
00:40:39,500 --> 00:40:41,432
I will look again
on the intellect
of the letter...

644
00:40:41,466 --> 00:40:45,667
For the nomination
of the party writing
to the person written unto.

645
00:40:45,700 --> 00:40:51,732
"Your ladyship's in all
desired employment, berowne."

646
00:40:52,732 --> 00:40:54,600
Sir Nathaniel,

647
00:40:54,633 --> 00:40:58,700
this berowne is one of
the votaries with the king,

648
00:40:58,732 --> 00:41:01,000
and here he hath
framed a letter...

649
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:04,100
To a sequent
of the stranger Princess,

650
00:41:04,133 --> 00:41:07,732
which, accidentally
or by way of progression...

651
00:41:07,767 --> 00:41:10,400
Hath miscarried.

652
00:41:10,432 --> 00:41:12,766
Trip and go,
my sweet.

653
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:16,432
Deliver this paper
into the royal hand
of the king.

654
00:41:16,467 --> 00:41:18,300
It may concern much!

655
00:41:18,332 --> 00:41:20,233
Have with thee,
my girl!

656
00:41:20,266 --> 00:41:23,667
Madam, you have done this
in the fear of god...

657
00:41:23,699 --> 00:41:26,500
Very religiously.

658
00:41:27,500 --> 00:41:33,732
But to return to the--
* verses

659
00:41:33,767 --> 00:41:36,533
did they please you,
sir Nathaniel?

660
00:41:36,567 --> 00:41:37,732
Marvelous well.

661
00:41:37,767 --> 00:41:39,700
Hmm.

662
00:41:39,732 --> 00:41:43,500
* [ sings melody ]

663
00:41:43,533 --> 00:41:47,366
* [ continues singing ]

664
00:41:48,067 --> 00:41:52,033
I beseech your...
Society.

665
00:41:52,067 --> 00:41:57,232
And thank you too,
for society,

666
00:41:57,267 --> 00:42:02,032
saith the text,
is the happiness of life.

667
00:42:07,599 --> 00:42:10,132
[ Berowne ]
by the lord,

668
00:42:10,166 --> 00:42:15,632
this love
is as mad as...

669
00:42:15,666 --> 00:42:18,233
Ajax.

670
00:42:18,266 --> 00:42:20,667
[ Bleating ]

671
00:42:22,466 --> 00:42:23,800
[ Bleating ]

672
00:42:23,832 --> 00:42:26,667
It kills sheep.

673
00:42:27,332 --> 00:42:30,632
Kills me.
I a sheep!

674
00:42:30,667 --> 00:42:33,299
Hmph.
i will not love.

675
00:42:33,332 --> 00:42:37,700
If I do, hang me.
I' faith, I will not.

676
00:42:37,732 --> 00:42:40,732
Oh, but her eye!

677
00:42:40,767 --> 00:42:42,466
By this light,

678
00:42:42,500 --> 00:42:47,033
but for her eye
i would not love her.

679
00:42:47,067 --> 00:42:48,332
Yes, for her
two eyes.

680
00:42:48,366 --> 00:42:52,600
Well, I did nothing
in the world but lie,
and lie in my throat.

681
00:42:52,633 --> 00:42:56,567
By heaven, I do love,
and it hath taught me
to rhyme...

682
00:42:56,600 --> 00:43:00,067
And to be melancholy
and here is part
of my rhyme...

683
00:43:00,100 --> 00:43:02,266
And here
my melancholy.

684
00:43:02,300 --> 00:43:06,700
Well, she hath
one of my sonnets already.

685
00:43:06,732 --> 00:43:11,400
The clown bore it,
the fool sent it
and the lady hath it.

686
00:43:11,432 --> 00:43:14,567
Sweet clown, sweeter fool,

687
00:43:14,599 --> 00:43:15,867
sweetest lady.

688
00:43:15,900 --> 00:43:20,533
By the world,
i would not care a pin
if the other three were in.

689
00:43:20,567 --> 00:43:23,699
[ Door opening ]

690
00:43:35,533 --> 00:43:38,100
[ Berowne ]
whoa!

691
00:43:38,133 --> 00:43:40,432
[ Muffled shout ]

692
00:43:40,466 --> 00:43:41,500
[ Crash ]

693
00:43:41,533 --> 00:43:43,533
[ Whimpers ]

694
00:43:48,432 --> 00:43:50,767
Whoo-hoo-hoo!

695
00:43:56,232 --> 00:43:57,567
* how glad
the many millions *

696
00:43:57,600 --> 00:44:02,567
* of anabels and lillians
would be *

697
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:04,032
mmm.

698
00:44:04,399 --> 00:44:08,633
* to capture me

699
00:44:08,833 --> 00:44:11,632
* but you
with your persistence *

700
00:44:11,666 --> 00:44:15,199
* you wore down
my resistance *

701
00:44:15,233 --> 00:44:17,632
* I fell

702
00:44:17,667 --> 00:44:22,132
* and it was swell

703
00:44:22,332 --> 00:44:27,567
* I'm your big and brave
and handsome Romeo *

704
00:44:28,300 --> 00:44:30,733
* how you won me

705
00:44:30,766 --> 00:44:34,133
* I shall never, never

706
00:44:34,167 --> 00:44:35,167
[ mouths word ]

707
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:39,667
* know
[ Chuckles ]

708
00:44:44,633 --> 00:44:49,033
Now in thy likeness
one more fool appear.

709
00:45:04,367 --> 00:45:07,700
* it's not
that you're attractive *

710
00:45:07,732 --> 00:45:12,599
* but ooh, my heart
grew active *

711
00:45:12,632 --> 00:45:20,266
* when you came into view

712
00:45:20,300 --> 00:45:23,167
[ door opening ]

713
00:45:46,466 --> 00:45:53,700
* I've got
a crush on you *

714
00:45:53,732 --> 00:45:56,267
* sweetie pie

715
00:45:56,299 --> 00:45:59,567
* all the day
and nighttime *

716
00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:02,066
* hear me sigh

717
00:46:02,100 --> 00:46:07,333
* I never had
the least notion *

718
00:46:07,367 --> 00:46:10,432
* that I could fall with

719
00:46:10,467 --> 00:46:14,500
* so much emotion

720
00:46:14,532 --> 00:46:17,533
* could you coo

721
00:46:17,567 --> 00:46:20,466
* could you care

722
00:46:20,500 --> 00:46:23,500
* for a country cottage

723
00:46:23,533 --> 00:46:25,733
* we could share

724
00:46:25,766 --> 00:46:30,432
* the world will
pardon my mush *

725
00:46:30,466 --> 00:46:37,100
* 'cause I've got a crush
my baby on you *

726
00:46:54,533 --> 00:47:00,332
* the world
will pardon my mush *

727
00:47:00,366 --> 00:47:06,466
* 'cause I've got a crush
my baby *

728
00:47:06,500 --> 00:47:09,666
* my baby

729
00:47:09,699 --> 00:47:16,599
* a crush, my baby
on you *

730
00:47:16,632 --> 00:47:18,766
[ both scream ]

731
00:47:22,167 --> 00:47:23,466
Dumaine!

732
00:47:23,500 --> 00:47:26,332
Thy love is
far from charity.

733
00:47:26,367 --> 00:47:31,132
You may look pale,
but I should blush, huh?

734
00:47:31,167 --> 00:47:32,100
[ Chuckles ]

735
00:47:32,132 --> 00:47:34,200
[ Taunting ]
i know.

736
00:47:34,232 --> 00:47:37,600
To be o'erheard
and taken napping so.

737
00:47:37,633 --> 00:47:40,466
Come, sir!
You blush!

738
00:47:40,500 --> 00:47:42,299
As his, your case is such.

739
00:47:42,332 --> 00:47:44,633
You chide at him,
offending twice as much.

740
00:47:44,667 --> 00:47:48,700
I have been closely
shrouded in this bush!

741
00:47:48,732 --> 00:47:52,667
And marked you both,
and for you both did blush.

742
00:47:52,700 --> 00:47:54,700
I heard your
guilty rhymes,

743
00:47:54,732 --> 00:47:59,332
observed your fashion,
saw sighs reek from you,

744
00:47:59,366 --> 00:48:02,399
noted well
your passion.

745
00:48:02,433 --> 00:48:05,200
What will berowne say...

746
00:48:05,232 --> 00:48:09,199
When that he shall hear
faith so infringed...

747
00:48:09,233 --> 00:48:11,367
Which such zeal
did swear?

748
00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:15,333
How will he scorn?
How will he spend his wit?

749
00:48:15,367 --> 00:48:20,067
How will he triumph,
leap and laugh at it?

750
00:48:20,100 --> 00:48:23,432
For all the wealth
that ever I did see,

751
00:48:23,466 --> 00:48:26,466
I would not have him know
so much by me.

752
00:48:26,500 --> 00:48:28,632
Ah !
good, my liege.

753
00:48:28,667 --> 00:48:30,766
I pray thee pardon me!

754
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:33,133
[ Shouting ]

755
00:48:33,167 --> 00:48:34,432
[ Groaning ]

756
00:48:34,466 --> 00:48:39,500
Good heart,
what grace hast thou
thus to reprove...

757
00:48:39,533 --> 00:48:44,267
These worms for loving
that art most in love?

758
00:48:44,299 --> 00:48:47,133
Are we betrayed thus
to thy overview?

759
00:48:47,167 --> 00:48:49,399
Not you to me,

760
00:48:49,432 --> 00:48:52,700
but I...
Betrayed by you.

761
00:48:52,732 --> 00:48:57,432
I that am...
Honest,

762
00:48:59,133 --> 00:49:01,000
I that hold it sin...

763
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:04,100
To break the vow...

764
00:49:04,133 --> 00:49:06,500
I am engaged in.

765
00:49:06,533 --> 00:49:10,532
I am betrayed
by keeping company...

766
00:49:10,567 --> 00:49:12,599
With men like you,

767
00:49:12,632 --> 00:49:14,766
men of inconstancy.

768
00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:21,300
When shall you see me
write a thing in rhyme...

769
00:49:21,332 --> 00:49:24,332
Or groan for Joan?

770
00:49:24,367 --> 00:49:27,533
When shall you hear
that I...

771
00:49:27,567 --> 00:49:30,100
Will praise a hand,

772
00:49:30,132 --> 00:49:33,133
a foot, a face,
an eye,

773
00:49:33,167 --> 00:49:36,633
a gait, a state,

774
00:49:36,667 --> 00:49:39,366
a brow, a breast,

775
00:49:39,399 --> 00:49:41,799
a waist, a leg,
a limb?

776
00:49:41,832 --> 00:49:45,267
Soft, whither away
so fast?

777
00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:48,000
God bless the king!

778
00:49:48,033 --> 00:49:50,067
[ King ] what present
hast thou there?

779
00:49:50,100 --> 00:49:51,033
Some certain treason.

780
00:49:51,067 --> 00:49:52,533
What makes treason here?

781
00:49:52,567 --> 00:49:55,466
I beseech your grace,
let this letter be read.

782
00:49:55,500 --> 00:49:59,366
Our parson misdoubts it.
'Twas treason, he said.

783
00:49:59,399 --> 00:50:00,366
Berowne?

784
00:50:00,399 --> 00:50:01,000
[ Nervous chuckle ]

785
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:05,466
[ King ]
read it over.

786
00:50:07,333 --> 00:50:08,500
Where hadst thou it?

787
00:50:08,533 --> 00:50:09,166
Of costard!

788
00:50:09,199 --> 00:50:10,300
[ King ]
where hadst thou it?

789
00:50:10,333 --> 00:50:11,300
Of dun adrama,
dun adrama--

790
00:50:11,333 --> 00:50:14,666
Don arbnar--
carbonara-- the Don.

791
00:50:14,699 --> 00:50:18,000
[ Whimpering ]

792
00:50:18,632 --> 00:50:21,432
How now, what is in you?
Why dost thou tear it?

793
00:50:21,466 --> 00:50:24,733
A toy, my liege, a toy.
Your grace need not fear it.

794
00:50:24,766 --> 00:50:27,132
It did move him
to passion,

795
00:50:27,167 --> 00:50:30,000
and therefore
let's hear it!

796
00:50:32,233 --> 00:50:33,267
[ Grunting ]

797
00:50:33,299 --> 00:50:34,633
It is berowne's writing.

798
00:50:34,667 --> 00:50:36,432
[ Grunts ]

799
00:50:36,466 --> 00:50:38,332
And here is his name!
Aah!

800
00:50:38,366 --> 00:50:41,767
You whoreson loggerhead,
you were born to do
me shame!

801
00:50:41,799 --> 00:50:45,332
Guilty, my lord,
guilty!

802
00:50:45,366 --> 00:50:48,366
I confess. I confess.

803
00:50:48,399 --> 00:50:49,767
What?

804
00:50:49,799 --> 00:50:52,167
That you three fools lacked
me to make up the mess.

805
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:55,167
He, he and you,
e'en you, my liege and I...

806
00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:58,767
Are pickpurses in love
and we deserve to die.

807
00:50:58,799 --> 00:50:59,866
[ Laughs ]

808
00:50:59,899 --> 00:51:03,032
Oh, dismiss this audience
and I shall tell you more.

809
00:51:03,067 --> 00:51:04,467
Now the number is even.

810
00:51:04,500 --> 00:51:07,067
True, true.
We are four.

811
00:51:07,732 --> 00:51:09,599
Will these turtles
be gone?

812
00:51:09,632 --> 00:51:11,599
Hence. sirs, away.

813
00:51:11,632 --> 00:51:16,432
Walk aside the true folk
and let the traitors stay.

814
00:51:20,266 --> 00:51:22,199
[ Giggles ]

815
00:51:30,699 --> 00:51:35,133
[ Rhythmic foot tapping ]

816
00:51:38,067 --> 00:51:40,633
[ Rhythmic foot tapping ]

817
00:51:42,267 --> 00:51:47,700
Have at you then
affection's men-at-arms.

818
00:51:47,732 --> 00:51:53,267
Consider what you first
did swear unto.

819
00:51:53,299 --> 00:51:55,299
To fast.
To study.

820
00:51:55,332 --> 00:51:56,799
And to see no woman.

821
00:51:56,832 --> 00:52:01,000
Flat treason 'gainst
the kingly state of youth.

822
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:02,800
Say, can you fast?

823
00:52:02,833 --> 00:52:04,733
Your stomachs
are too young...

824
00:52:04,766 --> 00:52:06,700
And abstinence
engenders maladies.

825
00:52:06,732 --> 00:52:09,233
For when would you,
my liege, or you, or you,

826
00:52:09,266 --> 00:52:12,233
have found the ground
of study's excellence?

827
00:52:12,266 --> 00:52:17,699
Without the beauty
of a woman's face,

828
00:52:17,733 --> 00:52:21,766
from woman's eyes
this doctrine I derive.

829
00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:23,766
They are the ground,

830
00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:25,800
the books, the academes...

831
00:52:25,832 --> 00:52:29,699
From whence doth spring
the true promethean fire.

832
00:52:29,733 --> 00:52:31,766
O we have made a vow
to study, lords,

833
00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:33,732
and in that vow,
we have forsworn our books.

834
00:52:33,767 --> 00:52:36,600
For when would you,
my liege, or you, or you,

835
00:52:36,633 --> 00:52:39,767
in leaden contemplation
have found out...

836
00:52:39,799 --> 00:52:42,633
Such fiery numbers
as the prompting eyes...

837
00:52:42,667 --> 00:52:45,232
Of beauty's tutors
have enriched you with.

838
00:52:45,267 --> 00:52:48,700
Other slow arts
entirely keep the brain,

839
00:52:48,732 --> 00:52:51,366
and therefore finding
barren practicers...

840
00:52:51,399 --> 00:52:54,667
Scarce show a harvest
of their heavy toil.

841
00:52:54,700 --> 00:52:57,399
But love,

842
00:52:57,432 --> 00:53:02,100
first learned
in a lady's eyes,

843
00:53:02,133 --> 00:53:05,400
lives not alone
immured in the brain,

844
00:53:05,432 --> 00:53:07,732
but with the motion
of all elements.

845
00:53:07,767 --> 00:53:10,432
Courses as swift as thought
in every power,

846
00:53:10,467 --> 00:53:12,733
and gives to every power
a double power...

847
00:53:12,766 --> 00:53:15,532
Above their functions
and their offices.

848
00:53:15,567 --> 00:53:18,632
It adds a precious seeing
to the eye.

849
00:53:18,667 --> 00:53:22,632
A lover's eyes will gaze
an eagle blind.

850
00:53:22,667 --> 00:53:26,533
A lover's ear will hear
the lowest sound.

851
00:53:26,567 --> 00:53:30,399
Love's feeling
is more soft and sensible...

852
00:53:30,432 --> 00:53:34,600
Than are the tender horns
of cockled snails.

853
00:53:34,633 --> 00:53:39,232
Love's tongue proves dainty
bacchus gross in taste.

854
00:53:39,267 --> 00:53:42,600
For valour
is not love a Hercules,

855
00:53:42,633 --> 00:53:45,633
still climbing trees
in the hesperides.

856
00:53:45,667 --> 00:53:47,667
Subtle as sphinx,

857
00:53:47,700 --> 00:53:49,600
as sweet and musical,

858
00:53:49,633 --> 00:53:54,700
as bright Apollo's lute
strung with his hair.

859
00:53:54,732 --> 00:53:59,366
And when love speaks,

860
00:53:59,399 --> 00:54:03,399
the voice
of all the gods...

861
00:54:03,432 --> 00:54:10,333
Make heaven drowsy
with the Harmony.

862
00:54:11,166 --> 00:54:16,400
* heaven
I'm in heaven *

863
00:54:16,432 --> 00:54:19,233
* and my heart beats so

864
00:54:19,266 --> 00:54:25,667
* that I can hardly speak

865
00:54:25,699 --> 00:54:27,733
* and I seem to find

866
00:54:27,766 --> 00:54:33,533
* the happiness I seek

867
00:54:33,567 --> 00:54:37,567
* when we're out together

868
00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:44,267
* dancing cheek to cheek

869
00:54:45,567 --> 00:54:47,600
* heaven

870
00:54:47,633 --> 00:54:49,432
* I'm in heaven

871
00:54:49,466 --> 00:54:54,567
* and the cares
that hang around me
through the week *

872
00:54:54,600 --> 00:54:59,732
* seem to vanish like
a gambler's lucky streak *

873
00:54:59,767 --> 00:55:05,400
* when we're out together
dancing cheek to cheek *

874
00:55:05,432 --> 00:55:09,766
* [ instrumental continues ]

875
00:55:27,132 --> 00:55:28,733
* dance with me

876
00:55:28,766 --> 00:55:31,600
* I want my arm about you

877
00:55:31,632 --> 00:55:33,700
* and the charm about you

878
00:55:33,732 --> 00:55:36,667
* will carry me through

879
00:55:36,700 --> 00:55:39,267
* to heaven

880
00:55:39,299 --> 00:55:41,299
* I'm in heaven

881
00:55:41,332 --> 00:55:46,600
* and my heart beats so
that I can hardly speak *

882
00:55:46,633 --> 00:55:51,466
* and I seem to find
the happiness I seek *

883
00:55:51,500 --> 00:55:58,366
* when we're out together
dancing cheek to cheek *

884
00:56:39,466 --> 00:56:41,299
* heaven

885
00:56:41,332 --> 00:56:43,399
[ men ]
* I'm in heaven

886
00:56:43,432 --> 00:56:48,332
* and my heart beats so
that I can hardly speak *

887
00:56:48,366 --> 00:56:53,466
* and I seem to find
the happiness I seek *

888
00:56:53,500 --> 00:57:00,466
* when we're out together
dancing cheek to cheek *

889
00:57:09,266 --> 00:57:14,599
shall we... resolve to woo
these girls of France?

890
00:57:14,632 --> 00:57:15,967
And win them too?

891
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:20,533
Therefore, let us devise
some entertainment for them
in their tents.

892
00:57:20,567 --> 00:57:22,733
First, from the park,
let us conduct them thither.

893
00:57:22,766 --> 00:57:26,033
Then, homeward, every man
attach the hand
of his fair mistress.

894
00:57:26,067 --> 00:57:30,466
In the afternoon,
we will with some strange
pastime, solace them,

895
00:57:30,500 --> 00:57:32,533
such as the shortness
of the time can shape.

896
00:57:32,567 --> 00:57:36,767
For revels, dances,
masques and merry hours...

897
00:57:36,799 --> 00:57:41,200
Forerun fair love,
strewing her way
with flowers.

898
00:57:41,232 --> 00:57:43,432
Away, away! No time
shall be omitted...

899
00:57:43,466 --> 00:57:47,633
That will be time
and may by us be fitted.

900
00:57:47,667 --> 00:57:50,533
Yes!

901
00:57:52,533 --> 00:57:56,500
[ Newsreader ]
while the rest of Europe braces
itself for imminent catastrophe,

902
00:57:56,533 --> 00:57:58,232
here in navarre,
all seems quiet.

903
00:57:58,267 --> 00:58:02,433
Rumors abound that the king's
oath may have been broken by
more than a few of the natives.

904
00:58:02,467 --> 00:58:05,367
Not much evidence of study,
that's for sure.

905
00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:08,232
Hello?
what's he up to?

906
00:58:08,267 --> 00:58:11,199
Discussing what to do
in the blackout, perhaps?

907
00:58:11,233 --> 00:58:12,599
And what about
these mystery gifts?

908
00:58:12,632 --> 00:58:16,166
The Princess and her ladies
seem to have had a visit
from the postman.

909
00:58:16,199 --> 00:58:19,667
Love letters?
Surely the king's men
can't be involved.

910
00:58:19,699 --> 00:58:22,800
Rumors too
of a gala entertainment
for this very evening.

911
00:58:22,832 --> 00:58:25,233
Was singing and dancing
included in the oath?

912
00:58:25,266 --> 00:58:29,632
I don't think so.
But if the king plans a party,
then everyone must follow.

913
00:58:29,667 --> 00:58:32,167
And who better to arrange
an exotic night...

914
00:58:32,199 --> 00:58:34,767
Than an exotic knight,
armado's your man.

915
00:58:34,799 --> 00:58:36,600
And with the helpful hand
of holofernia...

916
00:58:36,633 --> 00:58:40,533
Heaving the hurrahs
into a heaven of hysterical fun,

917
00:58:40,567 --> 00:58:43,432
who knows what these revellers
will dream up ?

918
00:58:53,332 --> 00:58:55,267
[ Quiet applause ]
ahh!

919
00:58:55,299 --> 00:58:58,366
- [ Woman ] bravo!
- Sweethearts,

920
00:58:58,399 --> 00:59:00,767
we shall be rich
ere we depart.

921
00:59:00,799 --> 00:59:03,666
Look you what I have
from the loving king.

922
00:59:03,700 --> 00:59:07,232
But, rosaline,
you have a favor too.

923
00:59:07,267 --> 00:59:09,567
Who sent it?
And what is it?

924
00:59:09,599 --> 00:59:13,333
Nay, I have verses too.
I thank berowne.

925
00:59:13,367 --> 00:59:16,367
O he hath drawn
my picture in his letter.

926
00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:21,199
Anything like?
[ All ] Oh!

927
00:59:21,233 --> 00:59:25,399
But, Katherine,
what was sent to you
from fair dumaine?

928
00:59:25,432 --> 00:59:27,800
Madam, this glove.

929
00:59:27,832 --> 00:59:31,733
This and these pearls
to me sent longaville.

930
00:59:31,766 --> 00:59:36,033
Oh, we are wise girls
to mock our lovers so.

931
00:59:36,067 --> 00:59:38,567
They are worse fools
to purchase mocking so.

932
00:59:38,600 --> 00:59:42,232
Here comes boyet,
and mirth is in his face.

933
00:59:42,267 --> 00:59:47,033
Arm, wenches, arm.
Encounters mounted
are against your peace.

934
00:59:47,067 --> 00:59:51,466
Love doth approach disguised,
armed in arguments.

935
00:59:51,500 --> 00:59:53,366
Oh, you'll be surprised.

936
00:59:53,399 --> 00:59:55,232
Under the cool shade
of a sycamore,

937
00:59:55,267 --> 00:59:57,399
I thought to close mine eyes
some half an hour,

938
00:59:57,432 --> 00:59:59,732
when lo, to interrupt
my purposed rest,

939
00:59:59,767 --> 01:00:03,166
toward that shade
i might behold
addressed the king...

940
01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:05,432
[ Women squeal ]
and his companions.

941
01:00:05,466 --> 01:00:08,232
Warily, I stole into
a neighbor thicket by...

942
01:00:08,267 --> 01:00:10,532
And overheard
what you shall overhear,

943
01:00:10,567 --> 01:00:14,132
that by and by disguised,
they will be here.

944
01:00:14,166 --> 01:00:14,967
[ Shrieks ]

945
01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:17,033
Their herald is
a pretty knavish page.

946
01:00:17,067 --> 01:00:19,100
But what-- but what
come they to visit us?

947
01:00:19,132 --> 01:00:21,466
They do. They do.
And are apparelled thus,

948
01:00:21,500 --> 01:00:25,266
like, masked delights
or revellers,
as I guess.

949
01:00:25,300 --> 01:00:28,533
Their purpose is to parley,
court and dance.

950
01:00:28,567 --> 01:00:32,399
And every one
his love-suit will advance
unto his several mistress,

951
01:00:32,432 --> 01:00:36,133
which they'll know
by favors several,
which they did bestow.

952
01:00:36,167 --> 01:00:41,267
And will they so?
The gallants
shall be tasked.

953
01:00:41,299 --> 01:00:44,366
For, ladies, we will
every one be masked.

954
01:00:44,399 --> 01:00:46,732
And not a man of them
shall have the grace,

955
01:00:46,767 --> 01:00:50,033
despite of suit,
to see a lady's face.

956
01:00:50,067 --> 01:00:52,500
Hold, take thou this,
my sweet, and give me thine.

957
01:00:52,533 --> 01:00:54,767
So shall berowne
take me for rosaline.

958
01:00:54,799 --> 01:00:56,432
And you change
your favors too...

959
01:00:56,466 --> 01:01:01,000
So shall your loves
woo contrary, deceived
by these removes.

960
01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:04,166
Come on, then.
Wear the favors
most in sight.

961
01:01:04,200 --> 01:01:06,133
But in this changing,
what is your intent?

962
01:01:06,166 --> 01:01:09,467
The effect of my intent
is to cross theirs.

963
01:01:09,500 --> 01:01:11,599
They do it
but in mockery-merriment,

964
01:01:11,632 --> 01:01:15,632
and mock for mock
is only my intent.

965
01:01:15,666 --> 01:01:18,667
* [ piano ]

966
01:01:20,300 --> 01:01:26,432
The tongues of mocking wenches
are as keen as is
the razor's edge invisible,

967
01:01:26,466 --> 01:01:30,699
cutting a smaller hair
than may be seen.

968
01:01:32,600 --> 01:01:36,500
[ Boyet ]
by changing partners
for the masquerade,

969
01:01:36,533 --> 01:01:41,533
they'll undermine
the gentlemen's charade.

970
01:01:41,567 --> 01:01:46,133
[ Rosaline ]
* there may be
trouble ahead *

971
01:01:46,167 --> 01:01:53,366
* but while there's
moonlight and music
and love and romance *

972
01:01:53,399 --> 01:01:58,432
* let's face the music
and dance *

973
01:01:58,466 --> 01:02:02,766
* before the fiddlers
have fled *

974
01:02:02,800 --> 01:02:07,067
* before they ask us
to pay the bill *

975
01:02:07,099 --> 01:02:11,432
* and while we still
have the chance *

976
01:02:11,467 --> 01:02:16,599
* let's face the music
and dance *

977
01:02:16,632 --> 01:02:20,233
* soon we'll be
without the moon *

978
01:02:20,266 --> 01:02:25,733
* humming a different tune
and then *

979
01:02:25,766 --> 01:02:30,432
* there may be teardrops
to shed *

980
01:02:30,466 --> 01:02:37,667
* so while there's
moonlight and music
and love and romance *

981
01:02:37,700 --> 01:02:42,466
* let's face the music
and dance, dance *

982
01:02:42,500 --> 01:02:47,100
* let's face the music
and dance *

983
01:02:47,133 --> 01:02:50,432
* [ instrumental continues ]

984
01:03:23,067 --> 01:03:26,600
* soon we'll be
without the moon *

985
01:03:26,632 --> 01:03:32,399
* humming a different tune
and then *

986
01:03:32,432 --> 01:03:36,299
* there may be teardrops
to shed *

987
01:03:36,332 --> 01:03:43,667
* so while there's
moonlight and music
and love and romance *

988
01:03:43,700 --> 01:03:48,500
* let's face the music
and dance, dance *

989
01:03:48,533 --> 01:03:53,232
* let's face the music
and dance *

990
01:03:55,267 --> 01:03:58,267
are these the breed of wits
so wondered at ?

991
01:03:58,299 --> 01:04:01,000
But will you hear?
The king is my love sworn.

992
01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:04,467
And quick berowne hath
plighted faith to me.

993
01:04:04,500 --> 01:04:07,333
And longaville was
for my service born.

994
01:04:07,367 --> 01:04:10,400
Dumaine is mine,
as sure as bark on tree.

995
01:04:10,432 --> 01:04:12,333
Madam and pretty mistresses,
give ear.

996
01:04:12,367 --> 01:04:14,733
Immediately they will again
be here in their own shapes.

997
01:04:14,766 --> 01:04:19,266
For it can never be,
they will digest
this harsh indignity.

998
01:04:19,300 --> 01:04:20,033
Will they return?

999
01:04:20,067 --> 01:04:21,332
O they will, they will.
God knows.

1000
01:04:21,367 --> 01:04:23,067
Avaunt, perplexity.

1001
01:04:23,100 --> 01:04:27,300
What shall we do
if they return in their
own shapes to woo?

1002
01:04:27,332 --> 01:04:29,733
Good, madam, if by me
you'll be advised.

1003
01:04:29,766 --> 01:04:33,500
Let's mock them still,
as well known as disguised.

1004
01:04:33,533 --> 01:04:36,100
Let us complain to them
what fools were here.

1005
01:04:36,133 --> 01:04:39,500
Ladies, withdraw.
The gallants are at hand.

1006
01:04:39,533 --> 01:04:41,500
[ Women scream ]

1007
01:04:41,533 --> 01:04:45,133
[ Chattering ]
* [ piano ]

1008
01:04:50,799 --> 01:04:53,567
Fair, sir,
god save you.

1009
01:04:57,567 --> 01:05:00,100
Where's the--
where's the Princess?

1010
01:05:00,133 --> 01:05:02,266
Gone, to her tent.

1011
01:05:02,300 --> 01:05:04,100
Ah.
please it, your majesty,

1012
01:05:04,133 --> 01:05:06,466
command me any service
to her thither.

1013
01:05:06,500 --> 01:05:09,367
That she vouchsafe me
audience for one word.

1014
01:05:09,400 --> 01:05:12,766
I will
and so will she.

1015
01:05:12,800 --> 01:05:15,367
I know, my lord.

1016
01:05:18,167 --> 01:05:21,266
[ All giggling ]

1017
01:05:30,667 --> 01:05:35,033
We came to visit you
and purpose now
to lead you to our court.

1018
01:05:35,067 --> 01:05:37,399
- Vouchsafe it, then.
- Now by my maiden honor,

1019
01:05:37,432 --> 01:05:40,533
yet as pure
as the unsullied Lily,

1020
01:05:40,567 --> 01:05:43,799
I protest a world of torments
though I should endure.

1021
01:05:43,832 --> 01:05:46,100
I would not yield
to be your house's guest.

1022
01:05:46,133 --> 01:05:53,366
So much I hate a breaking cause
to be of heavenly oaths,
vowed with integrity.

1023
01:05:53,700 --> 01:05:55,267
Oh.

1024
01:05:55,299 --> 01:05:57,533
You have lived
in desolation here.

1025
01:05:57,567 --> 01:06:02,133
Unseen, unvisited,
much to our shame.

1026
01:06:02,167 --> 01:06:05,267
Not so, my lord.
It is not so, I swear.

1027
01:06:05,299 --> 01:06:10,266
We have had pastimes here
and pleasant game.

1028
01:06:11,367 --> 01:06:13,233
How, madam?

1029
01:06:13,266 --> 01:06:14,632
In truth, my lord.

1030
01:06:14,666 --> 01:06:19,266
Trim gallants,
full of courtship
and of state.

1031
01:06:19,300 --> 01:06:21,233
Madam speak true.

1032
01:06:21,266 --> 01:06:24,167
Here they stayed an hour
and talked apace.

1033
01:06:24,199 --> 01:06:29,199
And in that hour, my lord,
they did not bless us
with one happy word.

1034
01:06:31,500 --> 01:06:34,500
- Which of the visors
was it that you wore?
- Where?

1035
01:06:34,533 --> 01:06:35,533
When?
what visors?

1036
01:06:35,567 --> 01:06:36,500
Why demand you this?

1037
01:06:36,533 --> 01:06:39,299
There, then, that visor,
that superfluous case,

1038
01:06:39,332 --> 01:06:42,332
that hid the worse
and showed the better face.

1039
01:06:43,633 --> 01:06:47,033
We were descried.
They'll mock us now.
Downright.

1040
01:06:47,067 --> 01:06:49,232
Let us confess
and turn it to a jest.

1041
01:06:49,267 --> 01:06:51,332
Amazed, my lord?

1042
01:06:51,366 --> 01:06:54,067
Why looks
your highness sad?

1043
01:06:54,100 --> 01:06:56,232
Why look you pale?

1044
01:06:56,267 --> 01:06:59,267
I see the trick.
Here was a consent.

1045
01:06:59,299 --> 01:07:01,000
Knowing aforehand
of our merriment,

1046
01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:04,299
to dash it like
a Christmas comedy.

1047
01:07:04,333 --> 01:07:08,500
Some carry-tale,
some please-man,

1048
01:07:08,533 --> 01:07:10,567
some slight zany,

1049
01:07:10,599 --> 01:07:15,032
some mumble-news,
some trencher-knight,
some dick.

1050
01:07:15,067 --> 01:07:16,400
[ Women giggling ]

1051
01:07:16,432 --> 01:07:19,567
That smiles his cheek
in years and knows the trick...

1052
01:07:19,600 --> 01:07:23,100
To make my lady laugh
when she's disposed...

1053
01:07:23,332 --> 01:07:25,699
Told our intents before,
which once disclosed,

1054
01:07:25,733 --> 01:07:29,300
the ladies
did change favors.

1055
01:07:30,132 --> 01:07:34,600
And then we,
following the signs,
wooed but the sign of she.

1056
01:07:37,133 --> 01:07:39,633
[ Man ]
ladies and gentlemen,
in honor of her royal highness,

1057
01:07:39,667 --> 01:07:43,799
costard and the people
of navarre will give a special
performance in one minute.

1058
01:07:43,832 --> 01:07:44,832
One minute.

1059
01:07:44,866 --> 01:07:47,167
Berowne, they will shame us.
Let them not approach.

1060
01:07:47,200 --> 01:07:50,232
We are shame-proof,
my lord.

1061
01:07:50,633 --> 01:07:55,466
And 'tis some policy
to have one show worse than
the king's and his company.

1062
01:08:12,199 --> 01:08:14,233
[ Newsreader ] well, it's not
the first time the ladies

1063
01:08:14,266 --> 01:08:15,567
have turned the tables
on the boys,

1064
01:08:15,599 --> 01:08:20,233
but their cunning plan
to change masks,
change partners and dance...

1065
01:08:20,266 --> 01:08:23,100
Made those red-faced boys
really face the music.

1066
01:08:23,132 --> 01:08:28,132
But all is forgiven
as oaths are forgotten,
and it's show time.

1067
01:08:28,167 --> 01:08:31,699
"The pageant
of the nine worthies"
is given a rousing treatment...

1068
01:08:31,733 --> 01:08:33,100
By the people of navarre.

1069
01:08:33,133 --> 01:08:37,500
It's high jinks all round.
Whoops ! careful, sir.
Hmm, bet that hurt.

1070
01:08:37,533 --> 01:08:40,332
Masks and faces
make this merry crowd...

1071
01:08:40,366 --> 01:08:43,133
Forget the grim events
of the outside world.

1072
01:08:43,167 --> 01:08:45,200
Hey, look out, Johnny.

1073
01:08:45,232 --> 01:08:46,432
No more study for these men.

1074
01:08:46,466 --> 01:08:50,466
They're in the love business,
and there's no business like it.

1075
01:08:50,500 --> 01:08:53,232
But perhaps some might
just disagree.

1076
01:08:53,267 --> 01:08:56,200
[ Cheering, applause ]

1077
01:08:56,232 --> 01:08:59,232
* [ orchestral ]

1078
01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:04,367
* the butcher, the Baker
the grocer, the clerk *

1079
01:09:04,399 --> 01:09:07,666
* are secretly
unhappy men because *

1080
01:09:07,700 --> 01:09:11,400
* the butcher, the Baker
the grocer, the clerk *

1081
01:09:11,432 --> 01:09:16,266
* get paid for what they do
but no applause *

1082
01:09:16,300 --> 01:09:24,132
* they'd gladly bid
their dreary jobs good-bye *

1083
01:09:24,167 --> 01:09:28,766
* for anything theatrical

1084
01:09:28,800 --> 01:09:32,432
* and why

1085
01:09:32,766 --> 01:09:37,033
* there's no business

1086
01:09:37,067 --> 01:09:41,133
* like show business

1087
01:09:41,167 --> 01:09:44,267
* like no business

1088
01:09:44,299 --> 01:09:47,732
* I know

1089
01:09:47,767 --> 01:09:54,100
* everything about it
is appealing *

1090
01:09:54,133 --> 01:10:00,167
* everything the traffic
will allow *

1091
01:10:00,200 --> 01:10:07,099
* nowhere could you get
that happy feeling *

1092
01:10:07,133 --> 01:10:11,400
* when you are stealing

1093
01:10:11,432 --> 01:10:16,233
* that extra bow

1094
01:10:16,266 --> 01:10:19,800
* there's no people
like show people *

1095
01:10:19,832 --> 01:10:23,567
* they smile
when they are low *

1096
01:10:23,600 --> 01:10:27,100
* even with a Turkey
that you know will fold *

1097
01:10:27,132 --> 01:10:30,100
* you may be stranded
out in the cold *

1098
01:10:30,132 --> 01:10:33,667
* still you wouldn't change it
for a sack of gold *

1099
01:10:33,700 --> 01:10:36,799
* let's go on
with the show *

1100
01:10:36,832 --> 01:10:40,700
* let's go on
with the show *

1101
01:10:40,732 --> 01:10:44,033
* there's no business
like show business *

1102
01:10:44,067 --> 01:10:47,700
* like no business I know

1103
01:10:47,732 --> 01:10:51,033
* everything about it
is appealing *

1104
01:10:51,067 --> 01:10:54,399
* everything the traffic
will allow *

1105
01:10:54,432 --> 01:10:57,267
* nowhere could you get
that happy feeling *

1106
01:10:57,299 --> 01:11:01,000
* when you are stealing
that extra bow *

1107
01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:04,532
* there's no people
like show people *

1108
01:11:04,567 --> 01:11:08,099
* they smile
when they are low *

1109
01:11:08,133 --> 01:11:11,432
* even with a Turkey
that you know will fold *

1110
01:11:11,467 --> 01:11:15,099
* you may be stranded
out in the cold *

1111
01:11:15,132 --> 01:11:18,266
* still you wouldn't change it
for a sack of gold *

1112
01:11:18,300 --> 01:11:21,332
* let's go on
with the show *

1113
01:11:21,367 --> 01:11:25,432
* there's no business
like show business *

1114
01:11:25,466 --> 01:11:28,567
* if you tell me it's so

1115
01:11:28,600 --> 01:11:32,199
* you get word before
the show has started *

1116
01:11:32,233 --> 01:11:35,466
* that your favorite uncle
died at dawn *

1117
01:11:35,500 --> 01:11:39,167
* top of that
your ma and pa have parted *

1118
01:11:39,200 --> 01:11:42,366
no, mama, papa!
Mama, papa!

1119
01:11:42,399 --> 01:11:46,732
* you're brokenhearted
[ Inhales deeply ]

1120
01:11:46,767 --> 01:11:51,799
* but you go on

1121
01:11:51,832 --> 01:11:55,466
* there's no people
like show people *

1122
01:11:55,500 --> 01:11:58,700
* they smile
when they are low *

1123
01:11:58,732 --> 01:12:02,032
* yesterday they told you
you would not go far *

1124
01:12:02,066 --> 01:12:05,367
* that night you open
and there you are *

1125
01:12:05,400 --> 01:12:08,700
* next day on your dressing room
they've hung a star *

1126
01:12:08,732 --> 01:12:12,500
* let's go on
with the show *

1127
01:12:12,532 --> 01:12:16,567
* let's go on with the

1128
01:12:16,599 --> 01:12:23,699
* show

1129
01:12:23,733 --> 01:12:27,432
[ applause, cheering ]

1130
01:12:35,200 --> 01:12:40,700
[ Footsteps ]

1131
01:12:45,067 --> 01:12:48,232
God save you, madam.

1132
01:12:48,267 --> 01:12:50,633
Welcome, mercade.

1133
01:12:50,667 --> 01:12:53,600
But that thou interrupt'st
our merriment.

1134
01:12:53,633 --> 01:12:56,133
I am sorry, madam,

1135
01:12:56,167 --> 01:13:00,732
for the news I bring
is heavy in my tongue.

1136
01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:07,000
The king, your father.

1137
01:13:08,166 --> 01:13:10,567
Dead.

1138
01:13:11,567 --> 01:13:13,599
For my life.

1139
01:13:13,632 --> 01:13:17,233
Even so.

1140
01:13:17,266 --> 01:13:20,100
My tale is told.

1141
01:13:28,500 --> 01:13:31,432
Worthies, away.

1142
01:13:31,466 --> 01:13:34,700
The scene
begins to cloud.

1143
01:13:36,466 --> 01:13:40,067
How fares your majesty?

1144
01:13:40,500 --> 01:13:42,500
Boyet, prepare.
I will away tonight.

1145
01:13:42,533 --> 01:13:45,167
Madam, not so.
I do beseech you stay.

1146
01:13:45,200 --> 01:13:46,299
Prepare, I say.

1147
01:13:46,332 --> 01:13:50,200
Thank you, gracious lords,
for all your fair endeavors...

1148
01:13:50,232 --> 01:13:52,267
And entreat
out of a new sad soul...

1149
01:13:52,299 --> 01:13:54,466
That you vouchsafe
in your rich wisdom...

1150
01:13:54,500 --> 01:13:57,700
To excuse or hide
the liberal opposition
of our spirits.

1151
01:13:57,732 --> 01:14:02,100
If overboldly
we have borne ourselves
in the converse of breath,

1152
01:14:02,133 --> 01:14:04,333
your gentleness
was guilty of it.

1153
01:14:04,367 --> 01:14:09,032
Farewell, worthy lord.
A heavy heart bears not
a nimble tongue.

1154
01:14:09,067 --> 01:14:11,400
Excuse me so coming
too short of thanks...

1155
01:14:11,432 --> 01:14:12,967
For your great suit
so easily obtained.

1156
01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:17,800
The extreme parts of time
extremely forms all causes
to the purpose of his speed.

1157
01:14:17,832 --> 01:14:22,399
And often at his very loose
decides that which long process
could not arbitrate.

1158
01:14:22,432 --> 01:14:27,667
And though the mourning brow
of progeny forbid
the smiling courtesy of love,

1159
01:14:27,699 --> 01:14:30,399
the holy suit which fain it
would convince.

1160
01:14:30,432 --> 01:14:34,767
Yet, since love's argument
was first on foot,

1161
01:14:34,799 --> 01:14:38,799
let not the cloud
of sorrow jostle it
for what it purposed.

1162
01:14:38,832 --> 01:14:43,167
I understand you not.
My griefs are double.

1163
01:14:43,200 --> 01:14:46,633
Honest, plain words
best Pierce the ear of grief...

1164
01:14:46,667 --> 01:14:48,767
And by these badges
understand the king.

1165
01:14:48,799 --> 01:14:52,399
For your fair sakes,
have we neglected time.

1166
01:14:52,432 --> 01:14:54,732
Played foul play
with our oaths.

1167
01:14:54,767 --> 01:14:59,332
Your beauty, ladies,
hath much deformed us
fashioning our humors.

1168
01:14:59,366 --> 01:15:01,000
Even to the opposed end
of our intents...

1169
01:15:01,000 --> 01:15:05,400
And what in us
hath seemed ridiculous.

1170
01:15:05,432 --> 01:15:11,333
Those heavenly eyes
that look into those faults,
suggested us to make them.

1171
01:15:11,367 --> 01:15:15,199
Therefore, ladies,
our love being yours,

1172
01:15:15,233 --> 01:15:18,632
the error that love makes
is likewise yours.

1173
01:15:18,667 --> 01:15:22,367
We have received
your letters full of love.

1174
01:15:22,399 --> 01:15:23,932
Your favors
the ambassadors of love.

1175
01:15:23,966 --> 01:15:29,132
And in our maiden council,
rated them at courtship,
pleasant jest and courtesy...

1176
01:15:29,167 --> 01:15:30,800
As bombast and as
lining to the time.

1177
01:15:30,832 --> 01:15:36,332
But more devout than this
in our respects,
have we not been,

1178
01:15:36,366 --> 01:15:41,067
and therefore met your loves
in their own fashion,

1179
01:15:41,100 --> 01:15:42,299
like a merriment.

1180
01:15:42,332 --> 01:15:44,700
Our letters, madam,
showed much more than jest.

1181
01:15:44,732 --> 01:15:49,366
So did our looks.
We did not quote them so.

1182
01:15:52,399 --> 01:15:57,767
Now, at the latest
minute of the hour,
Grant us your loves.

1183
01:15:57,799 --> 01:16:01,000
A time, methinks,
too short...

1184
01:16:01,000 --> 01:16:06,400
To make a world-without-end
bargain in.

1185
01:16:07,267 --> 01:16:10,233
No, no, my lord,

1186
01:16:10,266 --> 01:16:14,199
your grace
is perjured much.

1187
01:16:14,233 --> 01:16:16,599
Full of dear guiltiness...

1188
01:16:16,632 --> 01:16:17,832
And therefore this:

1189
01:16:17,867 --> 01:16:24,567
If for my love as there
is no such cause,
you will do aught.

1190
01:16:24,600 --> 01:16:27,067
This shall you do
for me.

1191
01:16:27,100 --> 01:16:30,067
Your oath,
i will not trust.

1192
01:16:30,100 --> 01:16:34,600
But go with speed
to some forlorn
and naked hermitage.

1193
01:16:34,633 --> 01:16:37,366
There stay until
the 12 celestial signs...

1194
01:16:37,399 --> 01:16:40,033
Have brought about
the annual reckoning.

1195
01:16:40,067 --> 01:16:42,732
If this austere,
insociable life...

1196
01:16:42,767 --> 01:16:46,667
Change not your offer
made in heat of blood,

1197
01:16:46,700 --> 01:16:51,700
then at the expiration
of the year,

1198
01:16:51,732 --> 01:16:55,200
come challenge me.

1199
01:16:55,232 --> 01:16:57,200
Challenge me
by these desserts.

1200
01:16:57,232 --> 01:17:03,600
And by this virgin palm
now kissing thine,
i will be thine.

1201
01:17:04,166 --> 01:17:08,166
And till that instance,
shut my woeful self up
in a mourning house,

1202
01:17:08,200 --> 01:17:10,166
raining the tears
of lamentation...

1203
01:17:10,199 --> 01:17:14,333
For the remembrance
of my father's death.

1204
01:17:15,300 --> 01:17:18,367
Hence hermit, then...

1205
01:17:20,199 --> 01:17:23,067
My heart...

1206
01:17:23,100 --> 01:17:25,699
Is in thy breast.

1207
01:17:46,299 --> 01:17:48,500
What says Maria?

1208
01:17:48,533 --> 01:17:51,633
At the twelvemonth's end...

1209
01:17:52,500 --> 01:17:56,366
I'll change my black gown
for a faithful friend.

1210
01:17:56,399 --> 01:17:59,767
I'll stay
with Patience,

1211
01:17:59,799 --> 01:18:03,233
but the time is long.

1212
01:18:03,266 --> 01:18:06,099
A twelvemonth and a day,

1213
01:18:06,133 --> 01:18:10,599
I'll Mark no words that
smooth-faced wooers say.

1214
01:18:10,632 --> 01:18:16,032
Come when the king
doth to my lady come.

1215
01:18:16,067 --> 01:18:19,367
Then, if I have much love,

1216
01:18:19,399 --> 01:18:22,100
I'll give you some.

1217
01:18:22,132 --> 01:18:25,632
I'll serve thee true
and faithfully till then.

1218
01:18:25,667 --> 01:18:31,699
Yet, swear not,
lest ye be forsworn again.

1219
01:18:31,733 --> 01:18:35,067
[ Laughs ]

1220
01:18:35,667 --> 01:18:38,533
Mistress,
look on me.

1221
01:18:39,399 --> 01:18:43,267
Behold the window
of my heart,

1222
01:18:43,299 --> 01:18:45,567
mine eye.

1223
01:18:47,200 --> 01:18:51,366
What humble suit
attends thy answer there.

1224
01:18:51,399 --> 01:18:54,633
Impose some service on me
for thy love.

1225
01:18:54,667 --> 01:18:58,799
Oft have I heard of you,
my lord berowne,

1226
01:18:58,832 --> 01:19:01,000
before I saw you,

1227
01:19:01,000 --> 01:19:03,666
and the world's
large tongue...

1228
01:19:03,700 --> 01:19:07,599
Proclaims you for a man
replete with mocks.

1229
01:19:07,633 --> 01:19:11,099
Full of comparisons
and wounding flouts,

1230
01:19:11,132 --> 01:19:14,132
which you on all estates
will execute...

1231
01:19:14,166 --> 01:19:17,067
That lie within the mercy
of your wit.

1232
01:19:17,100 --> 01:19:22,167
To weed this wormwood
from your fruitful brain,

1233
01:19:22,199 --> 01:19:26,132
and therewithal
to win me,

1234
01:19:26,167 --> 01:19:28,766
if you please.

1235
01:19:30,167 --> 01:19:32,399
Without the which,
i am not to be won.

1236
01:19:32,432 --> 01:19:36,500
You shall,
this twelvemonth term
from day to day,

1237
01:19:36,533 --> 01:19:38,399
visit the speechless sick...

1238
01:19:38,432 --> 01:19:41,667
And still converse
with groaning wretches.

1239
01:19:41,700 --> 01:19:43,432
And your task shall be,

1240
01:19:43,466 --> 01:19:48,100
with all the fierce endeavor
of your wit,

1241
01:19:48,133 --> 01:19:53,033
to enforce
the pained impotent
to smile.

1242
01:19:53,067 --> 01:19:56,133
To move wild laughter
in the throat of death?

1243
01:19:56,167 --> 01:19:58,500
It cannot be.
It is impossible.

1244
01:19:58,533 --> 01:20:00,432
Mirth cannot
move a soul in agony.

1245
01:20:00,466 --> 01:20:03,233
Why, that's the way
to choke a gibing spirit,

1246
01:20:03,266 --> 01:20:05,799
whose influence is begot
of that loose grace,

1247
01:20:05,833 --> 01:20:10,099
which shallow laughing
hearers give to fools.

1248
01:20:10,132 --> 01:20:15,666
A jest's prosperity
lies in the ear
of him that hears it,

1249
01:20:15,699 --> 01:20:18,800
never in the tongue
of him that makes it.

1250
01:20:18,832 --> 01:20:24,233
Then, if sickly ears,
deafed with the clamor
of their own dear groans,

1251
01:20:24,266 --> 01:20:27,100
will hear
your idle scorns,

1252
01:20:27,132 --> 01:20:31,033
continue then,
and I will have you...

1253
01:20:31,067 --> 01:20:33,799
And that fault withal.

1254
01:20:33,832 --> 01:20:39,033
But, if they will not
throw away that spirit,

1255
01:20:39,067 --> 01:20:43,232
and I shall find you
empty of that fault,

1256
01:20:43,267 --> 01:20:46,567
right joyful
of your reformation.

1257
01:20:46,600 --> 01:20:49,100
A twelvemonth?

1258
01:20:51,466 --> 01:20:54,100
Well...

1259
01:20:55,100 --> 01:20:58,432
Befall what will befall.

1260
01:20:59,100 --> 01:21:02,500
I'll jest
a twelvemonth...

1261
01:21:02,532 --> 01:21:05,700
In an... hospital.

1262
01:21:34,799 --> 01:21:37,299
Ay, sweet my lord,
and so I take my leave.

1263
01:21:37,332 --> 01:21:40,633
No, madam.
We will bring you
on your way.

1264
01:21:40,667 --> 01:21:43,732
Our wooing doth not end
like an old play.

1265
01:21:43,767 --> 01:21:45,533
Jack hath not Jill.

1266
01:21:45,567 --> 01:21:50,100
Come, sir. It wants
a twelvemonth and a day,

1267
01:21:50,133 --> 01:21:52,567
and then 'twill end.

1268
01:21:52,799 --> 01:21:55,732
That's too long
for a play.

1269
01:21:57,600 --> 01:21:59,767
Sir.

1270
01:22:19,733 --> 01:22:27,266
* our romance won't end
on a sorrowful note *

1271
01:22:27,300 --> 01:22:32,500
* though by tomorrow
you're gone *

1272
01:22:32,533 --> 01:22:35,466
* the song is ended

1273
01:22:35,500 --> 01:22:40,500
* but as
the songwriter wrote *

1274
01:22:40,533 --> 01:22:45,700
* the melody lingers on

1275
01:22:45,732 --> 01:22:50,466
* they may take you
from me *

1276
01:22:50,500 --> 01:22:55,732
* I'll miss
your fond caress *

1277
01:22:55,767 --> 01:23:00,366
* but though
they take you from me *

1278
01:23:00,399 --> 01:23:04,733
* I'll still possess

1279
01:23:04,766 --> 01:23:09,467
* the way you wear
your hat *

1280
01:23:10,233 --> 01:23:15,432
* the way you sip
your tea *

1281
01:23:15,467 --> 01:23:20,667
* the memory of all that

1282
01:23:20,699 --> 01:23:26,367
* no, no, they can't
take that away from me *

1283
01:23:26,399 --> 01:23:31,399
* the way your smile
just beams *

1284
01:23:31,432 --> 01:23:36,500
* the way you sing
off-key *

1285
01:23:36,533 --> 01:23:41,466
* the way you haunt
my dreams *

1286
01:23:41,500 --> 01:23:48,667
[ men ] * no, no
they can't take that
away from me *

1287
01:23:48,700 --> 01:23:54,332
* we may never,
never meet again *

1288
01:23:54,366 --> 01:23:59,432
* on the bumpy road
to love *

1289
01:23:59,466 --> 01:24:04,399
* still I'll always,
always keep *

1290
01:24:04,432 --> 01:24:07,767
* the memory of

1291
01:24:07,799 --> 01:24:13,699
* the way you hold
your knife *

1292
01:24:13,733 --> 01:24:19,033
* the way we danced
till 3:00 *

1293
01:24:19,067 --> 01:24:24,132
* the way you changed
my life *

1294
01:24:24,167 --> 01:24:29,567
* no, no
they can't take that
away from me *

1295
01:24:29,600 --> 01:24:35,767
* no, they can't
take that away *

1296
01:24:35,799 --> 01:24:40,399
* from me

1297
01:24:40,432 --> 01:24:44,067
* [ instrumental ]

1298
01:25:23,733 --> 01:25:30,132
[ All ]
* we may never,
never meet again *

1299
01:25:30,167 --> 01:25:34,500
* on the bumpy road
to love *

1300
01:25:34,533 --> 01:25:39,267
* still I'll always,
always keep *

1301
01:25:39,299 --> 01:25:43,700
* the memory of

1302
01:25:43,732 --> 01:25:48,399
* the way you hold
your knife *

1303
01:25:49,267 --> 01:25:53,633
* the way we danced
till 3:00 *

1304
01:25:54,232 --> 01:25:58,332
* the way you've changed
my life *

1305
01:25:59,399 --> 01:26:05,067
* no, no, they can't
take that away from me *

1306
01:26:05,099 --> 01:26:12,233
* no, they can't
take that away *

1307
01:26:12,266 --> 01:26:17,332
* they can't
take that away *

1308
01:26:17,367 --> 01:26:21,067
* they can't
take that away *

1309
01:26:21,100 --> 01:26:27,667
* no, they can't
take that away *

1310
01:26:27,699 --> 01:26:30,699
* from

1311
01:26:30,733 --> 01:26:36,267
* me

1312
01:26:40,267 --> 01:26:44,332
[ berowne ]
you that way,

1313
01:26:44,366 --> 01:26:47,067
we this way.

1314
01:26:47,567 --> 01:26:53,667
[ Air raid sirens blaring ]

1315
01:27:44,267 --> 01:27:48,067
[ Baby crying ]

1316
01:27:48,100 --> 01:27:50,232
[ Machine gun firing]

1317
01:28:10,233 --> 01:28:13,500
[ Airplane passes overhead ]

1318
01:28:28,067 --> 01:28:31,733
[ Cheering ]

1319
01:29:07,367 --> 01:29:10,367
[ Berowne ]
and when love speaks,

1320
01:29:10,400 --> 01:29:14,032
the voice
of all the gods...

1321
01:29:14,067 --> 01:29:16,599
Make heaven drowsy
with the Harmony.

1322
01:29:16,632 --> 01:29:21,399
From women's eyes,
this doctrine I derive.

1323
01:29:21,432 --> 01:29:25,699
They are the books,
the arts, the academes...

1324
01:29:25,733 --> 01:29:30,632
That show,
contain and nourish...

1325
01:29:30,667 --> 01:29:33,732
All the world.

1326
01:29:41,399 --> 01:29:44,466
* [ instrumental ]

1327
01:30:15,432 --> 01:30:18,432
* [ continues ]

1328
01:30:32,500 --> 01:30:35,432
* [ continues ]

1329
01:30:42,500 --> 01:30:44,200
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1330
01:30:45,200 --> 01:30:46,700
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