(本片是真人真事)
(改编自盖瑞强森的真实经历)
尼采说过一句名言 So, what does Nietzsche mean when he says,
要想在人生中 "The secret for harvesting from existence
硕果累累,充满快乐 the greatest fruitfulness, the greatest enjoyment
就要生活在危险中 is to live dangerously!
在维苏威火山的山坡建造城市 Build your cities on the slopes of Vesuvius!
派船前往未知的海洋 Send your ships into uncharted seas!
跟同袍征战沙场,严以律己 Live at war with your peers and yourselves!"
他想说什么? What is he getting at here?
有人知道吗? Anybody?
希薇亚 Sylvia.
听起来他是想叫人要勇敢尝试 It sounds like he's saying you have to put yourself out there.
不要害怕踏出舒适圈 You have to take risks and get out of your comfort zone
人生很短 because life is short.
要尽情体验人生,活出自己 You have to live passionately and on your own terms.
只能说三个字 Well, I have a three-word response to that.
好厉害 Ab-so-lutely.
开平民车的人还真敢说 - Says the guy driving a Civic.
《情迷假杀手》
(艾伦图森大道)
我知道我的生活看似简单,带点平淡 I know on the surface my life looks simple, a little plain.
一个喂鸟养猫的独居男人 A guy feeding birds and living alone with his cats
我喜欢郊区的宁静生活 in the suburbs, but I liked my inner life.
有满满的小确幸 I was pretty happy.
至少很满足 ...At least, content.
对了,我是盖瑞强森 在纽奥良大学 Oh, by the way, my name is Gary Johnson, and for a few years,
开心理课哲学课多年 I'd been teaching psychology and philosophy classes at the University of New Orleans.
我从小就喜欢探究世界 While I'd always enjoyed living in a world of questions and ideas,
电子数位的东西也都难不倒我 I also had a flair for all things electronic and digital
平常还有斜杠赚外快 and found myself supplementing my income
在纽奥良警察局兼差当卧底 - by working part-time undercover...with the New Orleans Police Department.
经过职前训练 After some obligatory training,
偷拍监听很快就上手,搜证质感很高 I was soon hiding cameras, mics, and getting good recordings,
通常是买凶杀人案 mostly in murder-for-hire cases.
人生真奇妙 What can I say?
我与世无争的生活突然出现大逆转 I was minding my own business when my life took the oddest of turns.
(艾伊吉水电行)
贾斯伯最好小心这个克雷格 Jasper better watch his ass with this Craig guy.
有好几条伤害罪,非法持有 Several assault charges, possession...
盖瑞 Hey, Gary.
刚收到消息,贾斯伯不能出任务 Look, we just heard. Jasper can't go in.
他揍那群青少年被局长停职 Chief officially suspended him for those teenagers he jacked up.
终于有人出手 Finally.
总之,我们想升你 Anyway, we're thinking you're up.
升我?升什么? I'm up? What is "up"?
盖瑞,恭喜你刚升到杀手 Congrats, Gary, you just got promoted to contract killer.
任务可以改时间啊 Oh, well, you reschedule.
人又还没到 He's not even here yet.
杀手不会取消第一次见面 Hitmen don't cancel the first meeting.
杀手? Hitmen?
世上没有杀手 Hitmen don't exist.
现在是要乱演吗? What, are we following made-up rules now?
你看过卧底不下几百次,你可以的 You've seen this a million times. You can do it.
你怎么不去? Why don't you do it?
不要,几年前卧底一次差点没命 No way. Tried years ago, almost got killed.
我也不想送掉小命 I don't want to almost get killed either. Okay?
我只是老百姓 I'm a civilian.
我们会保护你 We got your back.
看到苗头不对就会行动 We'll move in if it starts getting pear-shaped.
赶快去跟贾斯伯拿监听器 Clock's ticking, I need you to grab Jasper's wire.
最好快点恶补一下 And you might want to check this out real quick.
比利,这是目前查到的资料 That is everything we know so far, Billy.
- 什么? - 你的化名 - What? - Your alias.
比利,快点 "Billy." Let's go.
这下死定了 Oh, my God, I'm gonna die.
一堆抵制文化的狗屁道理 What a bunch of cancel culture bullshit...
贾斯伯,很遗憾你被停职 I'm sorry about this, Jasper. So, Claude sent me to...
克劳叫我... You know, a lot of people were fine with what I did, given the circumstances.
很多人其实不在意我在那种情势动手
他们对打人没有意见 They actually had no problem with it.
你看留言区,挺我的人比酸民多一倍 If you read the comment section, it's like two-to-one my side.
真惨 That sucks.
管他的 Fuck 'em.
算了,四个月带薪停职,干 A 120-day suspension with pay. Fuck.
老子无所谓,我要去钓鱼,混蛋 Fuckin' fine with me. I'm going fishin', motherfuckers.
再去朋沙科拉避暑 I'll spend the whole summer in Pensacola.
看你们没有我会怎样 See how everyone around here does without me.
你上我车干么? Why are you in my car?
克劳叫我来拿监听器材 Well, Claude said to get your mic and transmitter.
谁要替我出任务? So, who's going in my place?
是你? You?
好笑吧 Right?
哇 Wow.
应该有更好的人选 I just feel like there's better candidates.
对 Yeah, yeah.
也难怪 Eh... makes sense.
你这张脸面无表情、看过就忘 You have this unreadable face, perfectly forgettable.
我知道 I know.
我旁听卧底有一阵子 So, I've been listening on these for a while.
大概知道要说什么 You know, I kinda know what to say, but...
可以教我几招吗? any wisdom? Or tricks?
重点就是要演得像 Bottom line, they gotta believe it. Okay?
他们要你当杀手,就要有模有样 They want you to be this killer, so you gotta be that.
不能弱掉,要摆出一副凶样 You can't show any weakness. It's-- it's constant aggression
听到他们亲口说出才行 until you hear the words out of their mouth.
知道了 Got it.
千万不能慌 But you gotta be relaxed.
要不露神色 Easy breezy.
所以我是要找... All right, so, I'm looking for...
要...试着… - ...like, I'm trying to...
(克劳来电)
你的工作是把这些混蛋抓去关 Your job is to put these assholes in prison.
- 克劳,怎样? - 新比利要行动 - What's up, Claude? - New Billy's got to make moves.
- 克雷格到了 - 好 - Craig's here. - All right.
糟了 Oh, man...
第一印象只有一次,不要搞砸 You only get one first impression. Don't fuck it up.
你不是要穿短裤进去吧? You're not wearing those in there, are you?
穿起来满舒服的 Honestly, these are pretty good, man.
短裤很通风 They breathe really well.
对 Yeah. Oh.
哈 Hah!
你是比利 You're Billy.
你是杀手 You're a killer!
你杀人 You kill...
还当职业 for a living!
你那个位置很糟,东西拿着,坐过来 Picked a bad table. Grab your shit. Sit down.
这种事一定要有信任 Listen, this whole thing's gotta be based on trust.
对 Yeah, man.
想也知道 No shit.
那个... So, uh...
你干这行多久了? ...how long you been doin' this?
关你屁事 That's none of your fuckin' business.
靠,你看盖瑞 Oh, shit. Look at Gary.
你找我办事 You called me to do a job.
这家伙有天分 The man is a natural.
先狠再说 Playing some offense here.
以后我们见面就像陌生人 You don't know me, I don't know you, and at some point in the future,
这样比较好 that's gonna be a good thing.
我们不会是朋友,懂吗? We're not going to be friends. You got it?
我懂 Got it.
深呼吸,杀手的逻辑 Breathe... Think hitman thoughts.
- 好 - 好 - So... - So...
你在打量我 ...you're assessing me.
要除掉眼中钉找这家伙对吗? Am I the right guy to eliminate your problem?
是说,我也在打量你 And, just so you know, I'm assessing you, too.
这家伙在骗我吗? Are you full of shit?
他是爱说大话的玩咖吗? Some big talker who's not serious?
就算不是玩咖,谁知道你哪天会信教 And if you are serious now, are you one day gonna find Jesus
内疚自责到良心不安 and be so overburdened by guilt and remorse
告解通通说出来 and confess your sins?
克雷格,你会抵不住拷问 Are you gonna crack under pressure, Craig,
一下就把我抖出来吗? and are you gonna point a fucking finger at me?
不会 Never!
干,绝对不会 Fuck, man, never.
其实我都想好了 In fact, I got it all worked out already.
好 Okay.
说来听听 Let's hear it.
我做七天休七天 I work a seven and seven,
从这星期二开始,霍马会换班 so starting this coming Tuesday, which is crew-change day outta Houma,
我每分每秒的行踪都会记录在案 every second of my whereabouts is documented and accounted for.
哈？ Huh?
那样要是出什么事 That way, uh, anything, uh... bad were to happen,
没人会料到是我干的 no one could think I did it, right?
不是克雷格 Not Craig, uh-uh,
克雷格整天都在油井做事 cause Craig is out on an oil rig, isn't he?
墨西哥湾离这里快两百公里 A hundred and twenty miles out in the Gulf the whole damn time.
怎么样? What do you think about that?
计划不错 That's a good plan.
对 Yeah.
最好是星期四或星期五动手 All right, I'd say Thursday or Friday is probably the best time.
还不错 Sounds good.
想怎么做? So, what are you thinking exactly?
就处理掉他 You know, just take care of 'em?
什么意思? What does that mean, exactly?
少来 C'mon, man.
你很清楚 You know what it means.
就要他人间蒸发 No, he just needs to go away for good.
事后你打算怎样? So, what's your proximity afterwards?
什么意思? What do you mean?
去参加葬礼? Going to the funeral?
葬礼? Funeral?
最理想的情况 In my ideal world,
不要有葬礼，不是吗？ there wouldn't have to be a funeral, would there?
不要有葬礼? So, no funeral?
大哥,不好意思 Dude, I'm sorry, but...
糟糕 Oh, boy.
我们在说同一件事吗? Are we actually talking about the same thing here?
盖瑞,偏掉了,快点拉回来 Going off the rails here. C'mon, let's get back on track, Gary.
我听得出你想杀人灭迹 The reason I'm asking is because it sounds to me
才会这样问 like you're talking about the disposal of a body,
弃尸风险比较大 which is more risky for me.
了解 Gotcha... Yeah.
假装自杀或抢劫擦枪走火,干净俐落 A faked suicide, botched robbery, I'm in and out.
杀人灭迹要多花时间处理掉尸体 What you're talking about requires me to spend a lot of time with the body
才不会东窗事发 to make sure it's never discovered.
好奇问一下 Right. I'm just curious...
要怎么处理? How you do that?
我有秘技,跟你透露几招也没差 Look, I'll let you in on a few of my secrets.
- 好 - 我办事不照常理 - Yeah. - I got different ways, but...
这个情况 in this case,
我大概会狠到底 I'll probably go full on,
割下人头,做我所谓的河口葬 separate the head from the body, do what I like to call a "bayou burial."
听过加许河口吗? You know Bayou Gauche?
当然听过 Sure do.
我家人在那里有地,就趁半夜 My family's got land out there, so, late at night,
四下无人,划小船去弃尸再离开 I'll drift in undetected, drift out in a little boat,
给鳄鱼加菜 let the alligators take it from there.
你说的尸体是指身体 I mean, are we talking about the body...
还是人头? or the head?
身体 Body.
人头... Head...
不能乱丢 Head is a different story.
人头有牙齿 Head means teeth.
牙齿问题很大 Teeth are a fuckin' problem.
牙科纪录 Dental records, right?
好 Okay.
人头要怎么丢? So, what do you do about that?
找个鸟不生蛋的地方 Well, I find a spot in the middle of nowhere,
把炸药塞进嘴里 stick of dynamite in the mouth...
没有牙齿就没有问题 No more teeth, no more problem.
人头就炸烂 - You just blow that fucker up, huh? - Mm.
干脆 Goddamn.
厉害 Wow.
指纹呢? Hey, what about fingerprints, huh?
指纹有点像牙齿,可以辨识身分 I mean, those are kinda like teeth, right? I mean, they can identify from that?
那要怎么办? What do you do about that?
看得出你想得很细 I can tell you're very thorough in your thinking,
很好 - which is good. - Hmm.
万一有人发现鳄鱼吃剩的无头尸 Now, in case the headless, uneaten body is discovered,
我是没碰过这种事 which has never happened with me, but, yeah...
也找不到指头 no more fingertips.
指头早就被我剁掉分开丢掉 I would have already removed those and dispersed them separately.
听起来有点怪,我讲究仪式感 Sounds kind of weird, but... I got a ritual.
我习惯把公里数除以指头数 So, I divide the number of miles by the number of fingers,
开车到一个地点,假设路程80公里 so when I'm driving out to a location, in this case 50 miles...
每开8公里就摇下车窗丢掉一个指头 I roll down the window, toss one out every five miles or so.
就把指头丢到车窗外 Just toss them fingers out the window...
靠,你... Shit, man, you're the--
你不是盖的 you're the real deal, aren't ya?
对 Yeah.
对了 And by the way,
我做这行不是做心酸的 I'm not running a fuckin' charity here.
有带现金来吗? Did you bring the cash?
当然有 Oh, shit, yeah. No, of course.
这是两千五 I've got, uh, 2,500, uh, cash now,
事成后再给你两千五 and, uh, I give you the other 2,500 after, right?
很好 Great.
最后我要你口头确认 Now, I just need your absolute final sign-off.
形同白纸黑字的契约 We're entering a contract here
你大概要一个星期后才能脱身 you won't be able to walk away from in about a week.
看着我 So, I need you to look me in the eyes,
我要听到你亲口说出 and I need to hear the words out of your mouth right now.
不要紧张 Chill. I just...
我们不是早就讲好了 I just thought that we, you know, agreed to it already, but, yeah.
我要你杀掉这个人 Look man, I-I want you to off this guy
看你怎么杀最方便 in... whatever way suits you best.
逮到他了 Got him.
我就知道 I knew it.
再联络 We'll be in touch.
说实在的 I gotta say, man,
你做这行真屌 hell of a profession you're in.
是啊 Yep.
下次见面你就会有全新的人生 The next time you see me, you'll have a brand-new life.
最好是 I guess so.
不准动,双手举高 Freeze! Put your hands up!
行动... Go, go, go, go.
- 搞什么鬼? - 手伸出来 - What the fuck? - Let me see your hands.
- 转过去,手给我 - 我犯什么罪? - Turn, let me see your hands. - The fuck did I do?
干,给我放手 Huh? Fuck! Fuckin' hands off--
你有权保持沉默 You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will
你说的话都会成为呈堂证供 be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney.
你有权请律师,如果负担不起 If you so desire, and cannot afford one, one will be appointed to you by the court.
法庭会帮你指定律师 知道你的权利吗? - Do you understand these rights? Motherfucker. I understand you should go fuck yourself. How about that?
我知道你应该去死,怎么样?
逮到他了,辛苦了 You got him. Good job.
嘿 Hey!
大影帝来了 Okay, Daniel Day!
那老滑头落网了 Nailed that fucker.
人赃俱获,亲口承认的铁证,厉害 You got the cash, got the right words out of him, sheesh!
- 那叫厉害? - 对 - So that was good? - Yeah!
盖瑞,你抓到他了,了不起 You got him, man! Great job, Gary.
演得超顺,里面那个人是谁? That was so smooth. Who was that guy in there?
不知道 I don't know.
结案,你刚搞不好救了一条命 Open and fuckin' shut. You might have just saved a life.
心情怎么样? How's that feel?
心情很好,真的很爽 Feels good. Feels really good.
裤子能还我吗? Hey, can I have my pants back now?
好 Yeah.
你们有够诡异 God, you guys are weird.
盖瑞 Hey, Gary.
你家人在河口真的有地吗? Does your family really have land out on the bayou?
没有,我乱掰的 - Oh, no, I made that part up.
我去过那里赏鸟几次 I have been out there a few times birding.
- 赏鸟? - 对 - Birding? - Yeah.
真的吗? You don't say?
有次我一次看到三只北美黑啄木鸟 You know, I once saw, uh, three pileated woodpeckers at the same time.
北美黑? Wh-- Uh, pileated?
对 Yeah.
这种大啄木鸟很美,长有点像翼手龙 Just these big beautiful kinda pterodactyl-looking guys.
跟神出鬼没的象牙喙啄木鸟是近亲 Technically, it's the first cousin to the elusive ivory-bill.
据说2005年有人看过象牙喙 Which there was a rumored sighting of back in 2005,
这是百年来第一次 first in over a hundred years.
鸟界掀起轰动,多数人觉得它们绝迹 Caused a big stir, 'cause most people think they're extinct,
有人觉得它们可能演化出 but others think they might have just developed
一种能避开人类的能力 a successful strategy to avoid people.
菲尔,可以开空调吗? Can we turn up the air, Phil?
(警车)
盖瑞,辛苦了 Well, great work, Gary.
对 Yeah, man.
再见 All right, bye.
天啊 Oh, jeez.
再见 Bye.
他知不知道自己刚才怪怪的? Do you think he knows he was being funny?
应该不知道,摸不透盖瑞在想什么 I don't think so, but it's hard to tell with Gary.
- 每开8公里就把指头丢到车窗外 - 谁会想到那里去? You know, that throwing fingertips out the window every five miles...
真的很变态 - Who even thinks something like that up? - That's some specifically twisted shit.
可以肯定的是我们有新杀手 I mean, it's safe to say we got our new hitman,
至少贾斯伯回来前有人挡着 at least until Jasper gets back.
我认为四个月太短了 120 days, that's too soon, if you ask me.
对啊,因为贾斯伯实在是烂人 Yeah, 'cause Jasper's a dick.
大家知道世上没有杀手 You know, people feel almost disappointed to learn
都会很失望 that hitmen don't really exist.
外面有人以此为业 This idea that there are people out there at a retail level
能雇用他们解决最坏的关系问题 you can just hire to eliminate your worst relationship issues
或是解决金钱纠纷 或常会一起解决 or facilitate some money scheme, or the usual combination of both.
杀手是流行文化幻想的产物 It's a total pop culture fantasy. But because hitmen
这50年来书籍影视常用杀手为题 have been a staple of books, movies, and TV for the last 50 years,
要让大家相信他们不存在很难 good luck getting anyone to believe their existence is all a myth.
我的工作不是要揭穿幻想的真相 But of course, my job was not to debunk the fantasy,
而是要成为幻想 but rather become the fantasy.
那个部分我很重视 And I took that part of the job very seriously.
我不是那种容易被激的人 While I wasn't the kind of person that could ever get worked up enough
不会动不动就要杀要拼命 选我说不定选对了 to want to kill or die for anything, maybe they had cast me correctly
新工作得心应手不是我运气好 because the one thing that had prepared me for my new job
而是因为我最大的兴趣 was my primary interest:
就是探讨人类意识和行为的无穷奥秘 the eternal mystery of human consciousness and behavior.
我朋友给我 So, I, uh... got your number...
你的电话 from a friend.
我们应该见个面 Heard we should meet.
听说你有很特殊的能力 Sounds like you got a particular set of skills and what not.
操 Uh... shit.
我忘记还得说什么了 There was something else I was supposed to say.
就是... Well...
你应该知道我要说的意思 I'm sure you're picking up my drift here of the nature of...
反正回电给我 Anyway, just call me back.
我是华特 My name's Walt.
哦 Uh...
派好吃吗? How's the pie?
派都好吃 All pie is good pie.
好 All right.
那个... So...
下一步是什么? what's next?
我一直觉得很不可思议居然有人 You know, I'm forever fascinated and amazed by the folks
会相信十分钟前才认识的人 who actually think that some guy they just met ten minutes ago,
愿意拿不多的钱,不怕被判死 for not that much money, would risk the death penalty
帮他们行凶杀人 to help them with some crazy murderous scheme.
他们的天真、执着实在叫人羡慕 I almost envy their naivete and passion.
想找杀手,问什么人不重要... You know, it doesn't matter who you asked about finding a hitman...
我最近在找人 So, you know I've, uh... been looking for somebody
帮我处理一个小问题 to help me out with a, uh... little problem that I'm having lately.
我想说你应该会有门路 I figured you knew somebody in that line of work.
我能帮你问问看 I can ask around.
好 All right.
不知道他是不是当真 I don't know how serious he was,
那个男人很可疑,我很怕 but dude was hella sketchy. And I was scared.
牵线人通常会报警 The referral usually finds its way to the police.
警方再给他们我的电话 Who make sure they get my number.
发音舌头要卷起来 You need to roll your tongue hard. Rrrrr...
同样的调调不是每个人都爱 I realized not everyone fantasized about the same fixer.
我发现配合不同的客户变更人设 So, I found tailoring the hitman to the individual client
效果会更好 was much more effective.
我很会伪装成他们要的人 And I had a knack for being the person they needed me to be.
♪ I'm so fucked up I see murders selling in the park ♪
我们快要发专辑,弄点新闻出来 We got our album coming up soon, all the drama and everything from that
炒作一下人气也好 is only gonna be good for us.
他看这个老罗不爽 He beefin' with this cat named Rob49, like this--
他是大流氓 He this real gangster motherfucker.
大家都会想说人是他杀的 So, I feel like everybody gonna figure, you know,
我会到外地避风头 "that's his shit," you know, I'm thinking. I'm gonna make sure I'm out of town,
你只要完事走人 so all you gotta do is come through...
大哥,不用说那么多理由 Guy, I don't need your reasons
发专辑是你家的事 or your fuckin' business plan.
给我名字和钱 Give me the name and the money.
不拖泥带水,我喜欢 All right. Straight to business. I like that.
他们坐在我面前的时候 By the time they were sitting down with me,
通常都已下定决心,回不去了 they'd mostly made up their minds.
只是要我确认 They'd crossed that psychotic Rubicon and just needed me to confirm
他们的黑心欲望合情合理 that their darkest desires were the right desires.
从泳池旁边的侧门进去 If you come in the side entrance, near the poolhouse,
就没有监视器 there are no cameras.
大姊,这栋豪宅真大 Lady, this is quite the house.
那个贱人休想白白拿走 And I'm not gonna let that sumbitch take it from me.
你帮我办事 You do your part...
我不会亏待你 And I'll do mine.
是 Yes, ma'am.
等他死后 And after he's gone,
那间豪宅就只有我独守空闺 I'll be in that big house all alone.
- 豪宅? Big house?
- 没错 Big house...
要现实一点就跟有钱人开高价 Of course, I'd charge a high society person more just to seem more realistic,
钱不管多寡都是物证 他们给得出多少我就收多少 but to me any payment was evidence,so I'd take whatever they were able to give.
钱不多,这些也能给你 It's not that much, but you can have these, too.
蒙弟,你真的想杀掉你妈? Do you really wanna kill your mom, Monte?
你还小 You're young.
没有妈妈会变成孤儿 You'll be making yourself an orphan.
那正是重点 That's the point.
我有问你的意见吗? Did I ask your opinion?
杀掉那个臭女人 Kill the bitch.
这个以后会拿枪扫射校园的小孩 And they ended up giving this little future school-shooter
最后被判缓刑 adjudicated probation.
老板,好吧 Okay, Boss.
我的雇主形形色色 My would-be employers ran the gamut.
男女老幼,富人穷人,比例都差不多 Evenly divided between men and women,
young and old, rich and poor.
我喜欢自杀,这样干净俐落 I like suicide. That seems clean.
是啊 Doesn't it?
那是最理想的情况 That's the dream.
但左撇子不会用右手 But a left-handed person doesn't shoot themselves
举枪自尽 with their right hand.
有惧高症的人不会跳楼 A person with a phobia for heights doesn't jump.
上吊的绳结想绑好必须做一番功课 A well-tied noose requires studying.
有自杀倾向的人想快点断气 Suicidal people wanna leave this world quickly.
他们不想多做解释 They don't want to explain themselves.
我也是 Neither do I.
那就你看着办? Maybe... surprise me?
太好了 Sounds lovely.
前阵子我向法院声请警告 说他精神不正常 See, I filed a mental health warning against him a while back,
还说他想自杀,这样就没人会起疑 describing him as suicidal, so it'll make sense to everyone.
还能告他的医生误诊 Then I can sue his doctors for malpractice.
你很聪明 You are smart lady.
我想说可以用割腕 再让他失血过多挂掉? I'm thinking, cut the wrists, then hold him 'til he bleeds to death?
我会竭诚为您服务 I am in service business.
听说这种死法都不会痛 I heard that was a fairly painless way to go, bleeding to death.
你在电话里开的价码 Now, I don't have the kind of money
我没那么多现金 you were talking about on the phone in cash,
但我有个宝贝值更多钱 but I have a deal that'll be worth even more to you.
你看 See.
这艘船给你 You can have this boat, but you can't sell it in Louisiana
但不能在路易斯安纳州卖
有保险理赔的问题 'cause there's an insurance claim against it.
拿到德州东部、波蒙或阿瑟港卖 But you take it over to East Texas, Beaumont or Port Arthur...
保证至少能卖到六千 I guarantee you'll get at least 6,000 for it.
快艇 Speed boat.
像《迈阿密风云》 Like Miami Vice.
就像《迈阿密风云》 Yeah! Like Miami Vice.
最后这些一定都会讲到 Believe me, we will get to all of this eventually,
但我想先问一个问题 but let me jump in and pose a question 'cause I think it's going to be a lot of
因为这个学期会着重在探讨 what we're going to be exploring this semester,
人格、自我和意识的概念 these concepts of personality, self, and consciousness.
我的问题很简单 So, my simple question is...
有多少人自认为了解自己? How many of you think you know yourselves?
谁有强烈的自我感? Have a strong sense of who you are?
快举手,你们不了解自己吗? Oh, come on, you don't know yourselves?
当然了解 Of course you do.
你整个人就是建立在这一份自我了解 Your entire being is invested with this notion of self.
这样自我才能生存 It has to be for its own survival,
但这个学期我们要学习的是 but what we'll be doing this semester
质疑这个观念 is challenging this notion.
假设你的自我是一种建构 What if your "self" is a construction?
一种假象、一场戏 An illusion, an act, a role you've been playing
一个你从小每天扮演的角色呢? every day since you can remember?
看到前妻跟别的人 It's always a poignant moment
生小孩总是很心酸 when your ex is having a kid with someone else.
再说吧 We'll see.
这堂课还不错 Seems like a pretty good class.
很多人跟前妻反目成仇 I know many people despise their exes,
但艾莉莎算是我的好朋友 but Alicia might have been my best friend.
至少她是最了解我的人 Or at least the person that knew me best.
如果自我是一种建构 If the "self" is a construct,
都只是角色扮演 and it's all just role play,
那你认为人可以改变吗? do you think people can change?
自我设定的范围内可以,幅度不大 Yeah, within our set-points, which really isn't that much.
我一直都很怀疑 Yeah, I don't know. I was never really sure about that.
最近有很多研究资料说 You know, there's actually been a lot of recent research and data
人可以改变 that says we can.
说来听听吧 Enlighten me.
我最近看很多资料,研究人员发现 I've been reading a lot recently about how researchers are finding
人格可以改变,就算成年人也可以 that people can change their personalities well into their adulthood.
我跟很多客户合作研究 And, I mean, I'm working with numerous clients on it.
解释改变的定义 All right. Define "change."
好,五大人格特质 Okay. The five traits that make up personality.
外向型、开放型 Right? Extroversion, openness to experience,
沉稳型、亲和型和尽责型 emotional stability, agreeableness and conscientiousness.
只要几个月都可以改变 They can, they can all be altered within just a few months.
怎么说? In what sense?
人格特质是要表现出来,不是用想的 Well, I mean, you have to embody the trait rather than just think about it.
就像“假装”原则 You know, it's like the "as if" principle,
行为举止“假装”成你想成为的人 where you behave "as if" you are the person you want to be,
久而久之就会变成 and then pretty soon you might realize...
那个人 that is you.
旧人格跑到哪里去? The old you goes... where exactly?
还在里面,只是被压抑起来 Still there, just, just dialed down significantly,
新人格显现出来 and the... the new you is dialed up.
所以你只是没空等我改变吗? So, you just didn't have a couple decades to wait for me to change?
这个嘛 Well...
哦 Uh...
你最没有兴趣的一件事 if there was one thing you seemed least interested in,
大概就是改变 it was probably change.
我已接受了自己不适合正常关系 I've accepted the idea a normal relationship isn't in my cards.
什么叫正常? No. What is normal?
这样想好了,每个人都有一点不正常 I mean, look at it this way, everyone is at least a little fucked up.
只要找到合你口味的不正常人就好 You just need to find someone who is a little fucked up in a way that you like.
或至少跟自己的不正常互补 Or at least, I don't know, in a way that complements your own fucked-upness.
那是种不同的生存技能 And that is a different kind of survival technique
要有另一个人配合 that would involve another person.
好 - Okay.
好 Okay.
说到不正常 Speaking of, um, fucked up,
我以为你只是帮警方做技术支援 I don't know, I thought you were just doing tech support stuff for the police.
现在摇身变成卧底抓买凶杀人? Now, you're like a full-blown undercover murder-stopper?
对 Yeah.
被你说中了 That's me.
那一定很怪 I'm sorry, that must be so weird.
我不会放弃教书 You know, I'm never gonna give up teaching,
但这个卧底工作像是实地研究 but this undercover thing is like field research.
哪里像? How so?
我接触的人性面包准你不敢相信 Oh, man, you would not believe the side of humanity I'm hanging out with.
很多都是由爱生恨 And a lot of it is seeing how love has just curdled into hate,
杀人是最好的出路 and... murder is just the best way out.
哇 Wow.
感觉我们结婚的时候你没想过要杀我 I have a feeling you never wanted to murder me when we were married.
- 你说得好像这是坏事一样 - 不是,只是观察 - You're saying it like it's a bad thing. - Well, no, no. It's just an observation.
想像一下要杀人 I mean, to kill someone, I just imagine
一定要有强烈的情绪 you'd have to be capable of some serious passion.
我不是没有情绪 I'm not incapable of passion.
某些方面是有 For certain things, yes, definitely, but...
你应该找人聊聊 I think you should see someone.
找心理医生吗? Like a therapist?
不是,找个女人 No, no. Like a, like a woman.
性别随便你 Or whatever.
我有阿本和阿自陪我 I have the loyal company of Id and Ego.
够了,你要找个女人,也要看医生 Okay. You need to see a woman and a therapist.
要我停职会浪费我的能力 I'm tellin' ya, I just don't think it's the best use of my skills.
贾斯伯,不要忘了,要不是工会说情 Just remember, Jasper, if it weren't for the police union,
你现在连工作都没有 you wouldn't even have a job right now.
了解 Understood.
但我既然回来了,就应该复职 Uh, but now that I am back, I should have my job back.
至少我受过训练 - You know, at least I'm trained for it. Um...
你不知道你停职期间 Maybe you hadn't heard since you were on suspension,
盖瑞表现很好 but Gary's done a great job.
定罪率很高 而且说实在的 His conviction rate is high, and quite frankly,
他的戏路比你广 he's got a better range than you do.
盖瑞,真的假的? Do you believe that, Gary?
你们认为是这样吗? Do you guys think that's true?
数字不会骗人 Stats don't lie.
贾斯伯,你对职务不满吗? You don't like your position, Jasper?
我能安排你调到交警 Maybe I can find something for you over in traffic patrol.
靠 局长,干脆叫我去洗厕所算了 Well, shit. Why don't you just have me clean the toilets around here, Sarge?
我很会洗 I-I could do that!
你说话这么不客气 Since you're being the asshole,
我就直说了 I'll just come right out and say it.
我们是想尽量不让你露面 We're trying to hide your face, okay?
殴打那群青少年的人是谁? "Who's that beating up those teenagers?"
我又不是乱揍人 Not for no reason.
贾斯伯,你可能忘了 Maybe you've forgotten, Jasper,
但看过影片的九百万网友可没忘 unlike the nine million other people who watched your video,
这件事引起公愤,警方不想被公审 but we got an angry public out there, and we don't want them in our business.
劝你不要害人害己 So, take my advice.Do yourself and all of us a favor.
低调一点,不要乱说话 Lay low and keep your goddamn mouth shut.
做得到吗? Can you do that?
还有问题吗? Anything else?
母亲是里约小姐 Mother was Miss Del Rio.
卡崔娜飓风后全家搬到纽奥良 They all moved to New Orleans after Katrina.
父母离异,从小没有父亲 Parents divorced, no father in the picture.
做过美发和空姐,时间都不长 Short stints hairdressing, flight attendant.
老公是雷马斯特 Married to husband, Ray Masters,
在他家族的石油天然气公司上班 works in his family's oil and gas business.
然后... Then...
空白 - ...nothing.
没有前科 No criminal record.
只有几次家暴投诉,没被逮捕 A couple of domestic complaints, no arrests...
(玛蒂费格罗亚)
玛蒂森 So, Madison...
你要的杀手是什么人? ...who is your hitman?
(快乐咖啡馆)
派好吃吗? Are you enjoying your pie?
派都好吃 All pie is good pie.
我是阿郎 Ron.
我是玛蒂森 Madison.
玛蒂森,你的职业是什么? So, tell me, Madison, what do you do for a living?
全职太太 Devoted wife.
看得出来 Obviously.
这就是我们要讨论的主题吧? I assume that's what we're here to talk about.
嗯 Mm-hmm.
事情是这样的 And to answer your question, um...
他不让我做事 he doesn't let me work.
什么事都不准我做 He doesn't really let me do anything.
可以给我吃一口吗? Can I have a bite of that pie?
好 Sure.
他硬要我节食 He has me on this stupid diet.
嗯 - Mm.
好吃 Oh, this is good.
它好可爱 Oh, he's cute.
你喜欢狗吗? You a dog person?
我看起来像爱猫人士吗? Do I look like a cat person?
我不太喜欢猫 Yeah. I don't really get cats.
总让人感觉毛毛的 Kinda creepy, you know?
真的吗? Really?
传说那么多 Yeah, all those stories...
什么传说? What stories?
猫嫉妒心强,会把婴儿闷死之类的 The ones about, like, jealous cats smothering babies, that kind of stuff.
我... - Mm-hmm. - I'm sor-- Um--
你有认识哪个人的小孩 Do you know someone who's lost a child
被吃醋的猫闷死吗? to a murderous, jealous cat?
我只是想验证一下 I'm just trying to do my fact-checking here.
- 我自己是不认识 - 好 - Not, like, personally. - Okay.
不过听很多人说过 But I've heard it from, like, a lot of people.
这就是了 Well, then there you go.
一定要揪出祸首 We got to get to the bottom of this.
没错 I agree.
刑警 Detective...
死者身上有采到爪印吗? did we pull any paw prints off the victim?
没有,但我们正在追捕嫌犯 No, sir, but we're herding suspects now.
这下头大了 No small challenge as we know.
真是野猫横行 Utter cat-astrophe.
什么? - What?
你不错 Oh, you're good.
你也不差 You, too.
你是做什么的? So, what do you do?
哦 Oh.
抱歉我忘了 I'm sorry. I forgot.
没关系 No, it's okay.
这种事 This is...
不好接受 It's a lot.
对 Yeah.
我居然要做这种事 I can't believe I'm doing this.
我办事,你放心 You're in good hands with me.
通常都怎么做? So, h-how does this usually work?
你想怎么做? How do you want it to work?
不知道 I don't know.
我很怕 I'm just really scared.
怕什么? Why are you scared?
他是坏人 Because he's a bad person.
你不知道我婚后的生活,他变本加厉 You don't know what I married into, and it just keeps getting worse and worse.
我懂 I hear you.
你从小就立志要... Did you always know you wanted to be a...
小时候没想过走这行 Not exactly a childhood dream.
有没有想过 Do you ever think about it?
转行做别的事 Like, if you did something else?
或是选择不同的路? Or... or if you chose a different path?
我不是多愁善感的人,不会想太多 I don't overthink things. I'm not very sentimental.
人都有遗憾 Yeah. Well, we all have regrets.
我这行不能有那种奢望 Well, in my line of work, I can't afford to think that way.
真希望我能跟你一样 I wish I could do that.
但婚姻感觉就像坐牢 But I just feel like I'm in prison,
我会活活闷死 and I'm gonna die in prison.
但我不会死 But I'm not gonna die in prison.
因为我来这里跟你见面 Because what if me coming here,
或许是我一生最明智的决定 and meeting with you is the best decision that I've ever made
因为这是为了我自己 because it's for, it's for me?
抱歉 Sorry.
糟了 Shit.
是他 Um, it's-it's him.
我要走了,这包是... - I-I have to go, but I brought the...
可以劝你几句吗? Can I throw something out there?
我说这些话对我自己没好处 Listen, there's nothing in this for me.
根本是自砸饭碗 劝你直接放下现在和过去 Technically I'm un-employing myself here, but do your future self,
你应该拥有幸福美满的生活 the one that deserves a happy, fulfilling life,
现在还有机会 that can still have that, a big favor.
拿着这包钱过新的生活 Take what's in there and get a new life.
马上走 Right now.
不要回家 Don't go home.
要是需要帮忙 And, if you need anything...
或是改变心意 or if you change your mind...
就打给我 you have my number.
(纽奥良警察局来电)
喂? Hello?
你现在是心灵导师不成? So, you're a fuckin' life coach now?
我刚才没有眼花听错吧? Is what I just saw and listened to what I saw and listened to?
我不信 I'm not believing it.
信什么? What?
还装傻,不管我们的卧底行动... "What?" Never mind our sting operation...
我来开导你? "Let me be your therapist?"
她不会杀人 She's not a killer.
只是需要人关心 She just needs to get it together.
我刚才只是在做公益 I'm just out here serving the overall public good.
做公益? Public good?
你刚才的做法 是我看过 What you just did was one of the most unprofessional things
最不专业的表现 I've ever witnessed.
看吧 See? See?
找外行就会这样 This is what happens when you hire an amateur.
拜托 Come on!
我有避开诱捕... I steered clear of entrapment...
那要由陪审团决定 No, you let the jury decide that.
至少要拘留他们 At least you got 'em in custody.
我们尊重每个人的方法 Okay. We can agree to disagree on technique.
不要再说了 It's over.
有看到她有多正吗? And did you notice how cute she was?
不知道是不是受到美貌影响咧? I wonder if that had anything to do with it?
谁知道 Well, we'll never know, will we?
这个怪人放走她 Since this weirdo let her off
害我们没办法搜证 before she could start incriminating herself.
结果算是不寻常 It was, um, let's say, an unusual outcome,
都会被如实写进报告 and it'll be written up as such.
随便 Okay, fine...
盖瑞,改天再聊 All right. Talk soon, Gary.
- 好 - 盖瑞,再见 - All right. - Bye, Gary.
再见 Bye.
(音量)
他干么对盖瑞那么凶? Jeez Louise, he's sweatin' Gary hard.
这种事我看过 I've seen this before.
明星凸槌,新人接班 Star goes down, back-up comes in
结果就一炮而红 and just kicks ass forever more.
他这次是表现不好 I mean, I know he dropped the ball on this one, but...
他用什么化名? What's the name he used?
- 阿郎 - 俗又有力 - Ron. - Yo, Ron is fuckin' dope.
像是白人版的伊卓瑞斯 He's like a Caucasian Idris.
好想跟那个人喝啤酒,盖瑞就免了 I would love to grab a beer with that guy, and I'm not talking about Gary.
跟阿郎喝到断片都可以 I would get black-out drunk with Ron.
就算叫我吸毒开车到赌城,我也照吸 I'd let him talk me into ripping lines on the way to Vegas.
叫我避孕器拿掉跟阿郎上床也愿意 I would rip my I.U.D. out for Ron.
叫我跟盖瑞用一支吸管就免谈 I wouldn't share a straw with Gary.
盖瑞鸡鸡很小,不过阿郎 Gary is hung like a straw, but Ron?
大肉棒 Strictly nightstick.
听你的口气也会上阿郎 I mean, it's kind of sounding like you would fuck Ron, too.
你做完我会接着上 I would take your sloppy seconds...
阿郎我可以 if it were Ron.
这整件起诉案只不过是 This whole prosecution has been nothing more
警方的诱捕卧底行动 than an entrapping, sting operation!
这个人 And this guy...
是世上最不老实,最爱操弄人心 is the most dishonest, manipulative,
最会诈欺的人 fraudulent kind of person there is!
这个盖瑞强森不是人 This Gary Johnson isn't a human-being.
人有人性 For a human being has humanity.
同理心 Empathy!
人会帮助弱者 A human being aids in moments of weakness.
盖瑞强森专挑弱者下手 Gary Johnson preys on the weak.
就法律程序来说 And as far as legal procedures go,
这个没人性的卧底 it's like this undercover ghoul
用牛刀来杀鸡 is using an AR-15 to kill a mosquito.
这种场面习惯成自然了 I am so used to this.
我呈上很多铁证 While I've put forth a ton of irrefutable evidence,
他们都不看,拚命把我说成坏人 all they've got is to somehow make me the villain.
我知道这是他们的工作 And I know they're just doing their jobs,
但人身攻击还是有杀伤力 but a personal attack is still a personal attack
听到自己被骂,心情难免受到影响 and kind of sucks to have to listen to.
陪审团裁定被告罪名成立 We, the jury, find the defendant guilty as charged.
有些人让人雾里看花 But in the "people are forever mysteries" category,
以下这种状况常出现 this would often happen:
我原谅她,她也不追究 I mean, I've forgiven her. She's forgiven me,
我做过更坏的事 and, hell, I've done much worse.
应该再给她一次机会 I think she deserves a second chance...
结果通常是这样 Which was usually followed by this:
我们看完呈堂物证,听完证词 In light of all the evidence and testimony we've heard,
裁定被告无罪 we find the defendant not guilty.
恭喜谭美 Congratulations, Tammy!
他们的爱或许不完美 Maybe their love wasn't perfect,
但至少有爱 but it was something.
我懂 I hear ya.
我国的司法制度... I swear, our country's legal system...
发射 Pull!
...烂到不行 ...is fuckin' fucked.
- 换你 - 不用 - Here you go. Ah, no.
你比我更需要练习 You need the practice a lot more than I do!
那好吧 All right, then.
也不能怪那些私下找人处理的人 You can't blame someone for taking the law
- in their own hands. - Hmm.
我相信一件事 You know, there's a thing I really believe in.
- 是什么? - 就是公道 - What's that? - That is personal justice
我们的司法制度弱到没有用 for when our pussified justice system fails.
- 要做就要做对 - 对 - When we do this, and we do it right... - Right.
你会讨回公道 ...personal justice, that's gonna be yours.
不会白白被亏欠 You didn't take all that unfairness laying down.
说得对 Hell, no I didn't.
发射 Pull!
那就是我想念的美国 Now, that's the America I miss right there.
说得好 - Amen, amen. - Uh-huh.
听好 Look...
杀人要有三样东西 ...there are three things you need to kill a man.
是 Yes.
- 枪 - 对 - The gun. - Right.
子弹 - The bullets. - Mm-hmm.
还有胆子 And the balls.
老子三样都有 And, boy, I am stockpiled on three of those things.
死老泰 Son of a bitch, Tanner.
发射 Pull!
那样才像话 That's what I'm talkin' about right there.
(玛蒂森:阿郎,有空再看 想说你会喜欢)
(浪浪领养,狗狗救援)
我很专业,绝不会越界 I would, of course, never cross this line. I'm a professional.
但严格说起来,她不是传给我 But technically, she didn't text me.
是传给阿郎 She texted Ron.
但我不喜欢狗,好像还对狗过敏 But I don't think I'm a dog person. In fact, I may be allergic to them.
身体和情绪都是 Physically and emotionally.
狗太黏人 I find them to be too needy,
谁拿肉就对谁好 just pandering to whoever holds the meat.
不过 But...
说到底,大家都一样没骨气 at the end of the day, we're all spineless...
欲求不满,拉下脸要别人的一点点爱 we beg for more, embarrass ourselves for the scraps of others...
只是狗不会不好意思 - Dogs just don't apologize for it.
小家伙 Buddy.
你来了 You made it!
我还以为只有我喜欢小狗 Wow, I... I thought I loved puppies.
我为了小狗都拿烤肉酱漱口 Well, I gargle barbecue sauce like Listerine before these things.
狗狗爱死我 Keeps the bitches bitchin'.
很高兴你有来 I'm glad you came.
很高兴你找我来 I'm glad you invited me.
你好吗? So, how are you?
还好 I'm fine. I'm fine.
应该问你才对 The real question is, how are you?
很好 Oh, I'm, I'm great.
我很好 Yeah. I'm... I'm great.
我后来几乎马上就搬走了 I-I got out of there almost immediately.
现在自己住在圣洛克 I have my own place now in St. Roch.
家里很乱,但我喜欢有自己的家 I mean, it's a mess, but it's mine. So, I love it.
我在办离婚手续 Um, I'm getting a divorce.
哇 -是 - Wow. - Yeah.
有时候人要为自己争取 Sometimes you just gotta make a move.
很替你高兴 I'm so happy for you.
我看到你的简讯还心想 You know, when I saw your text, I thought,
想再雇用我竟然约在慈善领养会? is she picking a dog charity as the place to re-engage me?
不是,你误会了 No! Oh, God, no. No.
那件疯狂事过去了 That crazy moment has passed.
新的我、新的生活,他... New me, new life, he's...
看看现在的你 And look at you now.
- 喜欢这个发型吗? - 我喜欢 - You like the hair? - Oh, I love the hair.
他不喜欢 He hated it.
他讨厌狗,讨厌我穿迷你裙 Hated dogs, hated miniskirts. So, you know what?
我现在就要补回来 I'm just making up for lost time.
真的很高兴看到你过得很好 Well, I'm... just so happy this is how it's all going for you.
谢谢 Thank you.
真的谢谢你 No, but really thank you.
没有别的意思 Like, I don't want to be weird or anything,
只是没有你我做不到 but I kinda couldn't have done it without you.
说出来了 There! I said it.
我干这行被感谢的次数不多 I don't get a lot of thank yous in my line of work.
我想也是 Yeah, I guess not.
玛蒂森 Madison.
哈士奇笼子有状况 We have a situation in the husky cage.
狗狗便便 Code brown.
- 你好 - 你好 - Hi. - Hi.
阿郎,她是吉儿 Oh, um, Ron, Jill.
吉儿,他是阿郎 Jill, Ron.
很高兴认识你,要帮忙吗? Nice to meet you. You need any help?
没关系,你可以自己逛吗? No, we're good. You okay?
可以 I'm good.
我自己找事做 I got things to do!
好 Okay.
大帅哥 Wow.
要长传罗 Oh, it's long, it's long!
快跑... Go, go, go!
漂亮 There it is!
哦，不 Oh, no, no!
不可能 No.
我不信 No. No, I don't buy it.
什么? What?
你不是杀手 You're not a hitman.
不可能,你会抱小狗 You can't be. You cuddled puppies.
陪小孩玩球 You played with kids.
今晚都帮我开门 You've opened every door for me tonight.
结果你会拿钱杀人? And yet, you kill people for money?
就算绅士都绝迹了,也不是我害的 Chivalry may be dead, but I didn't kill it.
上网都查不到你,好像没有你这个人 And I tried looking you up and nothing. It's like you don't even exist.
看来我只是你的幻想而已 I guess I'm just your fantasy.
好 - Okay.
我们走着瞧 We'll see about that.
几个人? How many?
等等,我不想知...好吧,我想知道 Wait, I don't wanna-- No, I do wanna know.
怎样?绅士都不爱炫耀战果吗? What? Does a gentleman not kill and tell?
先说清楚,我喜欢人 Okay. For the record, I love people.
但你还是会杀人 And yet, you kill them.
不是乱杀 Not just randomly.
一定要有目的 It's always with a purpose.
杀生为护生 - To protect. - Hmm.
千万要记住 And make no mistake,
有人就是欠杀 there are some people who need killing.
对吗? Right?
对 Right.
真正的你跟工作的你 So, what's the biggest difference between...
最大的不同是什么? between the real you and your occupation?
真正的我喜欢交朋友 I'd say the real me... is a people person.
喜欢享受生活 I like to have a good time.
不过... But...
做这行要有效率就要有点孤僻 To be most effective in this job, I have to be a bit of a lone wolf.
不能太张扬 I have to never draw any attention to myself.
不要人记得我的脸,给小费不多不少 I don't want anyone to remember my face. I don't want to over or under tip.
聊天不要聊到深刻的事 I don't want to be pulled into memorable conversations.
所以我才开平民车 That's why I drive a Honda Civic.
刻意弄得好像没有我这个人 I want it to seem like I don't exist.
那是我专业的一面 I don't know. That's the professional side of me.
多说一点不专业的那面 Tell me a little more about the unprofessional side.
那个... I'd say...
跟你喝酒就超不专业,但也无所谓 being here with you right now is... pretty damn unprofessional, but, hey.
很好,我不要你太专业 Good. I don't want you too professional.
那你要我怎样? How do you want me?
怎样? W-What?
吓到你了? Do I scare you?
没有 No.
你怕吗? Do I scare you?
我应该怕吗? Should I be scared?
那要看你想做什么 That depends on what your intentions are.
好 Okay.
都在说我的事,那你呢? You want to know all about me. But what about you?
我的事你都知道 You know all you need to know.
是吗? Is that right?
有人说过我想太多,不是好情人 I was once told I think too much to be a good lover.
她说愉悦的性爱要心无杂念 She said exceptional sex requires a lack of thought,
还要暂时忘掉宠物 a certain amount of animal abandon...
我喜欢阿郎 I liked Ron.
他不会想太多,说做就做 He wasn't a thinker. He was a doer.
不知道是我变身阿郎比较迷人 So, I don't know if I was just better as Ron,
还是我们两个特别来电 or if it was that electric charge going through both of us...
毕竟就她的认知而言 I mean, after all, in her mind, she was having sex
她是在跟杀人如麻的男人上床 with someone who had murdered a bunch of people,
而我是在跟买凶杀老公的女人做爱 and I was having sex with someone who was clearly capable of having a lover killed.
说来不好意思,这反而让我雄风大振 I'm not proud to say this, but it upped my game.
好久没有跟男人上床了 You know, I haven't been with anyone else in so long...
可以跟你说一件事吗? Can I tell you something?
什么事? What?
我很开心 This is fun.
我也是 I agree.
我喜欢这样 I like this.
我们的相处 Us.
对 Yeah.
不过我要先坦白提醒你 Look, on a full-disclosure, cautionary note,
我交过几任女朋友、早婚 I've had a few girlfriends, that early marriage,
但因为我做这行 but because of my line of work, I generally have trouble
通常都无法维持世人眼中的正常关系 maintaining what most would consider a normal relationship.
谁要正常啊? Fuck normal.
说得好 Amen.
想再见我吗? Do you wanna see me again?
我想 Yeah.
不过... But...
事情有点复杂,对吧? it's a little complicated. Isn't it?
不用那么复杂 It doesn't have to be.
这样不好 This is a bad idea.
也是 I suppose it is.
比方说,不能去我家 For instance, we can never go to my place.
好,我也不想去 Good. I don't want to.
我不能随时报备行踪 I can never give you any info about my whereabouts, at any time.
有人盯上我就会连累你 If I'm tracked or traced, you'd be pulled right in the middle of it.
有空再见面 I will see you when I see you.
我们的关系只到炮友 And we can only get so personal.
对彼此的了解越少越好 And the less you know about me, the less I know about you...
下一句是什么? Okay, what's your next line?
不准爱上我? "Don't fall in love with me?"
我很识相 I know what this is.
我不要知道你家在哪里 I don't want to know where you live,
也不要随时掌握你的行踪 or what you're doing at any given moment.
有空就约在这里见面 We're just going to meet here whenever we want,
外面的事都不要想 and nothing outside of here matters.
那好吧 Well, okay then.
好 Well, okay.
条件都同意吗? So we agree to the terms?
要签哪里? Where do I sign?
还要签哪里? Anywhere else I need to sign?
签这里 Initial here.
还有哪里要签? Anywhere else I need to initial?
这份文件要毫无漏洞 We gotta make sure this document is air tight.
(虔诚街)
(愉悦街)
佛洛伊德的本我和超我概念 The Freudian concepts of the Id and the Superego are,
荣格认为两者不断互相冲突 in Jung's point of view, in constant struggle with each other.
超我 The Superego
是良知 is our conscience.
鼓励人要行为检点 It rewards us for behaving properly,
遵守社会规范、道德标准 adhering to societal norms, moralistic standards.
本我 So, the Id...
人都有欲望 as humans, we have desires,
原始的本能 instincts that are primitive.
只顾追求愉悦的冲动 Urges that are solely based in the pursuit of pleasure,
完全不管后果 ignoring the consequences.
自我 Now, the Ego
夹在中间 is the middle-man.
是本能和逻辑中间的桥梁 The bridge between instinct and logic,
平衡自律和放纵 the law and the lawless.
不断试图得到最大的愉悦 Forever attempting to maximize pleasure
付出最少的代价 while minimizing the cost.
(纽奥良大学,地质系和心理系)
欢迎搭乘玛蒂森航空 Welcome to Madison Airlines.
要飞哪里? Where we flying?
热情洋溢的热带天堂 Somewhere hot and tropical.
请跟我到二楼座舱 Please follow me to the upper deck.
直接到头等舱 First class all the way.
嘘 Shh.
先生,请解开安全带 Sir, please unbuckle your seatbelt.
安全起见 It's for your own safety.
我们即将通过剧烈乱流 We're expecting heavy turbulence...
请做好防撞姿势 So prepare to brace for impact.
我知道说好不聊这种事 I know we agreed not to talk about stuff like this,
不想说也没关系 and you don't have to answer if you don't want to,
怎么杀人不被抓到? but how do you do it and not get caught?
要够聪明、仔细 Well, you gotta be smart, thorough,
永远要算得比警方精 a few steps ahead of what you know they're going to be looking for.
其实不为人知的是 多数命案都变成悬案 You know, the dirty secret is, most murders go unsolved,
尤其是在这一带 especially around here.
我的做案手法就找较安定的地方下手 So, my M.O., engage in a more controlled area,
然后再把尸体移到大有问题的地方 and then move the body somewhere that says, "chaos."
这样不会留下线索吗? Isn't that messy?
不够聪明就有可能 Well, it can be if you're not smart.
问你,射人要射哪里? Quick, you're going to shoot me. Where?
不对,低一点 No! Lower.
再低 Lower.
再...好了 Lo-- okay.
心脏 The heart.
像头或脖子这些部位 I mean, certain areas like the head or the neck,
一射血就会喷出来 I mean, the blood has nowhere to go but out.
喷得满地都是 Talk about a bloody mess.
人就是这个装满血的臭皮囊 And people, I mean, we're just these big skin-bags of blood,
细皮嫩肉的胸腔 and you have this big beautiful thoracic cavity
把血都包起来 to hold it all in.
只要移动尸体 Until you can move the body,
故布疑阵 set the scene,
就能引导警方办案 tell the story you want them to find.
我高中时太害羞,不敢报名话剧征选 You know, I was always too shy to go out for the high school play,
但现在却找到发挥的舞台了 but I had somehow found my stage,
每次逮捕就像好戏落幕 and each arrest was like a standing ovation.
我们即将就要干一票大的了 We're about to go into the deep end of the pool here.
这不是开玩笑的 This is serious.
我拿这包钱走人 If I take this envelope and leave,
明天这个时候 她的人头就会装在超市购物袋 this time tomorrow, her head is in a Winn-Dixie bag.
尸体碾碎拿去乡下喂猪 The rest of her is pig slop in Opelousas.
一句话说清楚 Now be absolutely clear with me.
你要这样吗? Is that what you want?
这个女人迷上 Alright. I got this woman. She's into this iPhone swiping.
手机交友软件 This boyfriend findin', right?
她在栈桥那边跟餐厅经理打炮 And she's slingin' the kitty across the causeway
还想把我吃干抹净 with this manager from the Piccadilly, and then wanna take everything, too.
你们那边怎么办事我是不清楚 但在我们这里 Now, I don't know how things work where you from, but from around here,
照道义就不该抢别人的电视、狗、船 you don't take a man TV, his dog, and his boat.
休想 There's no way, T.
杀掉那个贱人 Kill the slut.
我很乐意 With pleasure.
庭上 Your Honor,
精神变态罪犯会危害社会 a psychopathic predator will always be a threat to society.
另一方面,因一时气愤而犯案的人 On the other hand, someone who once commits a crime of passion,
就是法律说的义愤犯 or sudden passion, as it is known legally,
再犯的可能性比正常人还低 is no more likely to commit that crime than any other member of society.
在本案中 In this case, I would characterize
这种教唆杀人的意图 just the intent to entertain solicitation of murder,
就算不提其实还没人受伤 本案特性比较偏向义愤杀人 although no one was ultimately harmed, as kind of a "sudden passion"
不该算是预谋杀人 as opposed to attempted pre-meditated murder.
异议无效 Objection!
异议无效 Overruled.
请你快交互诘问吧 A question would be welcome.
强森先生,你先前的证词 Mr. Johnson, you testified previously
认为这是预谋行为 that you felt this was a pre-meditated act.
你是指你无中生有这整件事 By that, did you mean you conjuring this whole thing
迫使他们教唆杀人,是你预谋的吗? and coercing them into a murder scheme was premeditated?
他们约我不是临时决定或一时冲动 There was nothing sudden or impulsive about our meeting.
意图很明显,杀法也很清楚 The intent was clear. The follow-through was detailed.
你若没有强制意图 为什么要事先做调查? Well, if you were not attempting coercion, why the research?
为什么要奇装异服伪装? Why the costumes? Why the disguises?
这种情况对我当事人显然不利 Sure, my client has found himself in compromising circumstances,
不过我要问的是 强森先生,请问你的情况是什么? but my question to you, Mr. Johnson, what are your circumstances?
庭上,异议 Objection, your honor!
异议有效 Sustained.
伪装是想隐藏什么? What are you hiding with these costumes?
是想骗谁? Who are you trying to fool?
阿郎会怎么做? What would Ron do?
异议,辩方律师在刁难证人 Objection, the defense is badgering the witness.
我的工作不是分析见面的情况 My job is not to analyze the events around my meeting.
我的工作是在这种情况跟客户见面 My job is to meet the client at those circumstances.
套出他们早就预谋的杀机 Complete the picture they've already drawn for themselves.
我干的这一行不是要劝人向善 I'm not in the business of second chances.
我有好东西 I got something we can play with.
我喜欢 I like the sound of that.
你在背后藏了什么? What do you got back there?
你要左手还是右手? Pick a hand.
左手 Left.
你输了 - You lose. - Whoa.
靠 Shit.
拿枪要干么? What is that for?
你说呢?我一个女人自己住 Well, what do you think? I'm a woman living by myself.
总得保护自己 I gotta protect myself.
也因为一直讲杀人的事很吓人 Plus, all that talk about murder freaked me out.
好 Okay.
相信我,乱玩枪更危险 Trust me, that is not gonna be making you any safer.
你就有枪 You have a gun.
这不一样,我是职业杀手 It's a little different. I'm a professional.
到底要不要教我用枪? Well, are you going to show me how to use it or what?
现在吗? - Now? - Mm-hmm.
不是说好了 Didn't we have a contract?
外面的事都不要想? Nothing outside of here matters?
总不能一直窝在家里 We have to leave our love nest at some point.
不是吗? Don't we?
是吗? Do we?
都射不到 Okay. I suck.
是那些靶纸会自我修复 Self-healing targets.
怎么这么难瞄准? Why is this so hard?
多练习就好 Ah, it just takes practice.
神枪手,露两手给我看看 Why don't you show me, hot shot?
这种距离 Well, this distance
是给业余观光客用的 is for weekenders, tourists...
我习惯这么近开枪 That's my usual distance.
等等,听我说完 Okay, wait. Just hear me out.
既然月亮会控制潮汐,对吧? So, if the moon controls the tides, right?
- 对 - 而人都是水做的 - Yeah. - And we're mostly water,
怎么可能不被满月影响? how could a full moon not affect you?
想一想 Think about it.
那样说不合逻辑 Well, technically, that makes no sense.
- 很有逻辑 - 没有 - No, it makes sense. - No.
月相跟引力无关 A phase of the moon has nothing to do with gravity.
是阴影的关系 It has to do with shadows.
地球挡住照射到月亮的阳光 A phase is just how much of the sun's light
就会形成月相 we're blocking on the way to the moon.
月亮和地球之间 You know, the gravitational relationship between the moon and Earth,
的引力关系是固定的 these two planetary bodies, is fixed
所以虽然每个月的月亮有圆缺变化 so the moon may look different throughout the month,
但地球不会受到影响 but nothing is actually changing on Earth, you know?
原来我是在跟天体物理学家约会 Okay, I didn't know I was out with Neil fuckin' DeGrasse Tyson.
我要让你捉摸不定才行 Gotta keep you guessin'.
- 小白脸,来去跳舞 - 好 - Let's go dance, white boy. - Yeah.
(维哥夜店)
快走吧 Let's go, get the fuck out of here.
- 雷 - 等一下 Ray. Come on, man.
玛蒂森? Madison?
糟糕 Fuck...
- 我打了好几通电话给你 - 雷,拜托 - I've been calling you. - Ray, please.
你的手太忙没办法接是吧 Guess your hands have been too busy to pick up, huh?
他是谁? Who the fuck is this?
我是她男朋友 I'm her boyfriend.
真的吗?我是她老公 Oh, really? Well, I'm her husband.
雷,不要这样 - Ray, can we just please keep it--
玛蒂,不要怎样? - What? Keep it what, Maddy?
你说啊 No, you tell me. You tell me, Maddy.
- 难道要我好声好气? - 幸会 - You want me to keep it cordial? - Nice to meet you.
男朋友,幸会 Yeah, you, too, boyfriend!
玛蒂森,你真可怜 Madison, you're pathetic!
- 这口气我吞不下去 - 雷 - Hey, you know what? No. - Ray. Ray!
我还没说完,放开我 No, I'm not done, okay? Just get the fuck off me.
刚是闹你们的 I'm just fuckin' around, guys.
不要生气 Come on!
跟你的新朋友开个小玩笑犯法吗? Is it a crime now to have a little fun with your new friend here?
雷,请你不要烦我们 Ray, can you just leave us alone?
他妈的,玛蒂森,不准走 Goddamn it, Madison. Don't walk away from me.
- 雷 - 休想离开我 - Ray. - Don't you fucking walk away from me,
吃里扒外的贱人,给我过来 you ungrateful bitch! Come here!
- 靠 - 混蛋,跟她道歉 - Shit! - Apologize, motherfucker.
混蛋,他叫你道歉 Yeah. He said apologize, motherfucker.
他是职业的,他会开枪 He's a professional. He'll do it.
开枪给他看 Show him.
干 Fuck.
走吧 Come on.
职业什么? Professional what?
我看是职业渣男 Yeah. Professional asshole.
玛蒂森,想飞上枝头变凤凰是吧 Really moving up in the world, aren't you, Madison, huh?
- 职业哥,再见 - 雷,走了 - See you again, professional. - Come on, Ray, get outta here.
去死吧,渣男贱女真是绝配 You know what? Fuck y'all. You fuckin' deserve each other.
- 雷,赶快走了 - 不要叫我 - Ray, c'mon, dude! Get the fuck out of-- - Shut the fuck up!
这样很难看 Not fucking cool man!
刚真是太过瘾了 I can't get over how amazing that was!
你好威风 You... you were incredible.
那个烂人平常都不给任何人面子 That entitled fuck doesn't back down for anybody.
有看到他的表情吗? Did you see his face?
- 有 - 他就夹着尾巴走掉 - Yeah... - He just walked.
好夸张 That was wild.
酷哥 All right, cool guy.
从来没人那样站出来保护过我 Nobody, nobody has ever stood up for me like that.
好 Well.
(泰德快餐店)
来 Here.
最开心的约会 Best date ever.
哇 - Wow. - Mm-hmm. Mm.
好吃 That's good.
好好吃 Oh, that is so good.
你跟雷好像对你们离婚没有不同看法 So, it seems like you and Ray have different takes on your divorce.
我很清楚 I'm clear.
他要发疯我也没办法 I mean, I can't help it if he's being all crazy.
你也看到他有多疯了 I mean, you saw how crazy he is.
对 Yeah.
你们有离婚吧? You are divorced, though, right?
我手指有婚戒吗? Do you see a ring on my finger?
有没有? Do you see a ring on my finger?
没有 No.
那就对了 Exactly.
只是不会这么巧 I mean, it's just like, what are the chances
我们去夜店刚好碰到他吧? that the same club we're at is the same club he's at?
问东问西做什么? Okay, what's up with all these questions?
好啦 Fine!
是我不对 I fucked up.
我违反约定 I broke our contract.
但回家后我很乐意再签一份新契约 But I will happily, happily sign a new one when we get home...
你好像生气 All right. Well, you seem upset.
我不是气自己拿枪指着一个猪头 I'm not upset with me pulling a gun on some dickhead.
那没什么 It's not a big deal.
只是我不会带你 I'm just saying, you don't see me bringing you
到我朋友和前女友常去的地方 to where all my friends and former lovers are hanging out.
不能节外生枝 We just gotta keep this clean.
那是巧合 It was a coincidence!
不会吧? Whoa. What the fuck?
这么巧 Looky who's here.
就知道是你 I thought that was you.
什么事? What's up?
我只是来买外带 Oh, I'm just grabbing some takeout.
就看到你在这边,很扯吧? Saw you across the way. I mean, what, huh?
实在是有够巧 What are the odds of this? This is crazy.
你要介绍我给你朋友认识吗? Are you gonna introduce me to your friend?
- 我叫贾斯伯 - 我叫玛蒂森 - Jasper. - Madison.
玛蒂森 Madison.
玛蒂森? Madison?
玛蒂森 Madison...
我们见过吗?你好面熟 Have we met before? You just look so familiar.
没有 No.
应该没有 No, I don't think so.
算了,我说不定之后会想起来 Ugh. Whatever. Maybe it'll come to me...
或许吧 Maybe it will.
那就不打扰你们吃甜点 Okay. Well, I'll let you guys get back to your dessert.
只是过来打声招呼 Just wanted to say hi.
晚安 Have a good night.
周末愉快 Enjoy the weekend.
很高兴见到你 Good to see ya.
好了 All right.
- 再见 - 再见 - Bye! - Bye.
哦 Oh.
那还真巧 Now, that was a coincidence.
他是谁? Who's he?
我以前的同事 Just some guy I used to work with.
前夫和前同事 So, ex-husband, ex-coworker...
扯平了? are we even?
没有 No.
有 Yes.
我愿意再签契约 I'll sign the contract again.
要做什么? 这么临时,害我来不及做调查 What are we doing? I got no notice. I got no research.
感觉好像全裸上阵一样 Feel like I'm going in naked.
这是你展现实力的时候 Well, this is when you actually have to be good at your job.
万圣节过了,不用再变装 Halloween's over. No more costumes, man.
我们没有他多少资料 All right. We did not get much on him.
连申请监听票的时间都没有 We didn't even have time to get a Title III warrant,
只有录音 so it's audio only.
他叫麦克 His name is Mike.
人已经到了,脾气好像有点暴躁 He's already in there waiting, and he seems a little volatile.
越说越可怕 Woo-hoo! This is gettin' scary.
等等,知道这个人的长相吗? Wait, do we even know what this guy looks like?
不知道,他说就找一个人坐 No, but he said he'd be the guy sitting alone
看《麦田捕手》的人 reading "Catcher in the Rye."
从过去经验来看不是好兆头 Which, historically speaking, is never a good sign.
盖瑞,安啦 It's gonna be fine, Gary.
两三下就解决 You could do this in your sleep.
不过又是个不敢自己动手的孬种而已 Just another pussy too scared to do it himself.
阿盖,你行的 You got this, G.
好吧 Okay.
好好享用早餐 Enjoy your breakfast.
麦克? Mike?
对,阿贾? Yeah. Judd?
不要转头,这是为了保护你 Eyes forward! It's for your own protection.
麦克,找我什么事? So, tell me, Mike, how can I help you?
- 你是... - 我是 - So you're...? - I am.
你... And you...?
没错 I do.
说出你的想法 So, tell me what you're thinking.
除非你是来吃松饼 Unless you came here for the pancakes.
我老婆 My wife.
打算怎么做? What'd you have in mind?
你说呢?那个贱人伤透我的心 What do you think? Slut's killing me.
我没办法看到她在外面 I can't live just knowing she's out there...
跟男人搂搂抱抱 with someone else.
所以才来找你 So, now I'm here... with you.
找我做什么? So why do you need me?
干么不自己清理门户? Why aren't you taking care of this shit yourself?
我很想 Oh, believe me, I want to,
但我们在办离婚手续 but we're going through a divorce right now.
我的嫌疑最大 And I'd be the number one suspect.
所以要有天衣无缝的不在场证明 So, I need the perfect front, you know, the perfect alibi.
你们还没有离婚? So, you're not technically divorced yet?
问这要干么? What's it to you?
对了,我忘了说 Oh, I forgot to mention, too. It's...
有两个人要处理 Well, it might be a twofer.
她交新男朋友 She's got this new boyfriend.
他是大渣男 He's a real douche.
还有呢? And?
要是看到他,也能顺便杀掉 And, if he's there, you can take him out, too.
没问题 I've got no problem with that.
价钱会高一点 It's gonna cost you more.
可以吗? You good with it?
可以,杀掉那对狗男女 Yeah, fuck em' both.
好 Done.
钱有带来吗? You bring the money?
钱在这里,杀两个人应该够 Yeah, it's right here. Should be enough for both of them.
不过我有特别要求 I have a special request, though.
我会竭诚为您服务 I'm in the service business.
动手的时候要让她死也瞑目 When you do it, I want her to know why.
就在动手前对着她说 Right before you do it, look her in the eye and say,
你心爱的老公要你死 "This is from your loving husband."
我要她断气前听到这句话 I want that to be the last thing she fuckin' hears.
这样好了 You know what?
这个男朋友算我免费奉送 Maybe I'll throw in the boyfriend for free.
这是怎样? What the fuck?
怎样?很简单 What? It's very simple.
钱给我,我来处理 You give me the money. I'll take care of it.
不用了,我自己处理 I'll take care of this shit myself.
刚是怎样? What the hell was that about?
谁知道,他突然就吓跑了 I don't know. He just freaked out.
这种事难免 Happens...
有吗? Does it?
有事请留言 ...right now. But leave a message.
玛蒂森,听到留言不要回家 All right. Madison, if you get this, stay out of the house.
我听到雷的事,马上回电... All right? I'm hearing some stuff about Ray. Just call--
搞什么鬼? What the fuck was that?
- 什么? - 什么? - What? - What?
什么意思?那个家伙连滚带爬逃走 What do you mean what? The guy just bolts out?
不知道,他慌了 I don't know. He panicked.
不可能每次都成功 Well, you can't win 'em all.
你用那种态度铁定不行 他们慌了就要让他们安心 No, you sure can't with that attitude. If they're uneasy, you put 'em at ease.
我看你做事有点随便 From my perspective, you're getting a little sloppy.
可能吧 Maybe so.
我想跟你谈谈之前那晚的事 Look, I wanted to talk with you about the other night...
要谈什么? Oh? What about it?
她吗? Oh, her?
我懂,我都想通了 Hey, I get it, man. It all makes sense to me now.
没事 It's cool.
我上过的嫌犯也不少 I've fucked my share of suspects.
没什么,对你是好事 It's no big deal. It's good for ya.
我只是碰巧遇到她,好吗? I just ran into her. All right?
她就谢谢我开导她 She was just thanking me for steering her in the right direction.
最好是 Uh huh, I bet she was.
我不希望你有所误会 I just don't want things to get misconstrued.
盖瑞 Gary...
尽管信任我吧 you can trust me.
等等... Wait, wait...
再说一次,他想找人杀我? Just tell me this one more time. He's trying to put out a hit on me?
对,他想雇用我杀你 Yes! He's trying to hire me to kill you!
哪个字你听不懂?快点走 What do you not get about that? We gotta go.
- 他有看到你? - 对 - And he saw you in person? - Yeah.
- 也知道你的职业? - 对 - And he knows what you do? - Yeah.
那你会杀我吗? So, are you gonna kill me?
你在说什么? What are you talking about?
你会杀我吗? Are you gonna kill me?
不会 No.
那我就不用怕了 Then I have nothing to worry about.
他可能会自己动手 I think he might do it himself.
不会 No, he won't.
他不会 He won't. He won't.
各位现代陪审员,你们要怎么裁决? Okay. So, I ask the modern-day jury, what is your verdict?
我们裁决终身监禁不得假释 We've decided on life without parole.
你们真是现代 How very modern of you.
这个结论是怎么来的? How did you arrive at this conclusion?
尽管我们觉得这个人的罪行很可恶 Well, even though we felt this person is guilty of a heinous act,
不过死刑没有任何帮助 we don't think a state-sanctioned killing accomplishes anything,
只会造成更多痛苦和创伤 and only causes more pain and suffering.
好 Okay.
这是司法制度的制定 It's a nice example of a legal system
回应公民意志的好例子 set up to respond to the will of its citizens.
好,我们回到过去 找旧石器时代朋友 Now, let's jump back in time to our Paleolithic friends,
两万五千年前的情况很不一样 25,000 years ago, where things are very different.
没有陪审团 You have no jury.
也没有司法制度 You have no official legal system.
你们只是一个游牧群落 You're just a nomadic community.
你们要怎么处理 So, what are you gonna do about your problem,
这个入侵其他部落 this existential threat in the form of your unhinged leader
精神失常领袖所带来的威胁? who's invading other tribes?
他杀人放火、奸淫掳掠 He's killing. He's raping. He's pillaging.
感觉会把你们通通害死 Seems like he's gonna get you all killed.
你们有什么选择? What are your options?
我们未能达到一致决定 We're kinda mixed.
有人认为应该流放他 Some of us think we should exile him--
我们没有方法流放他,用船吗? We don't have the means to exile him. We gonna put him on a boat?
多数人 The majority of us...
想干掉他 want to eliminate him.
求生存就要用非常手段 Whatever we have to do for our own survival.
不要惹杰伦 - Whoo. Don't mess with Jerren.
这个问题要怎么解决? So, how do you solve this problem?
处决 Execution.
处决很残忍 That's ruthless,
但从历史来看可能是正确的选择 but historically, potentially the right choice.
最近这个议题有很多学术研究 There's been a lot of scholarship on this very subject recently.
有人提出新观点,认为这种定点杀戮 And the new thinking is that these kind of targeted killings
对社会演化的影响比先前想的还大 actually play a larger part in our social evolution than previously thought.
这种铲除破坏势力的冲动 This impulse to weed out these destabilizing forces
很可能是历史演化的黑暗面 is likely a dark thread in our historical DNA.
有人认为这种杀戮有两个目的 These killings were thought to have served a twofold purpose.
不只保护社会凝聚和规范 They not only protected social coherence and norms,
同时也淘汰某种性喜虐待 but also eliminated a certain kind of abusive
不合群人士的基因 and uncooperative person from the gene pool.
教授什么时候变这么帅? Excuse me. When did our professor get hot?
就是说啊 I know.
下午会把比较统计资料送到总局? And you'll get those comp stats over to Headquarters this afternoon?
嗯 Mm-hmm.
他们知道尸体的事吗? They know about the body?
不知道,还没有时间跟他们说 No. I haven't had a chance to tell them yet.
什么尸体? What body?
记得那个想杀老公 You remember the lady came in,
后来被我们放走的女人吗? trying to have her husband killed, that we let go?
是他放走的,不是我们 No, that he let go.
玛蒂森费格罗亚马斯特 Madison Figueroa Masters.
你伪装成阿郎那次 Ah, the one you were Ron.
她老公被人发现身亡 Yeah, her husband was just found dead.
怎么回事?在哪里? I'm sorry. What happened? Where?
陈尸在夏曼图公路旁的高丽菜巷 The body was found in Cabbage Alley off Chef Menteur.
很可能是毒品交易纠纷 Possible drug deal gone bad.
被一颗点38口径子弹射中主动脉 Single bullet to the aorta. A .38.
盖瑞? Gary?
我当初在调查这个人时 Yeah. When I was researching our guy,
就发现他有很多毒品问题 seemed like he had a lot of drug problems, so...
有嫌犯吗? Any suspects?
没有,听说她跟老公 Not really. Sounds like she and the husband got into it
在维哥夜店外面大吵 outside of a bar called Virgo's,
然后她身边的男人拿枪指着他 and then the guy she was with pulled a gun on him.
有查到男人的身分吗? Did we ID that guy?
还没有 Not yet.
说不定是新男朋友? Maybe it's a new boyfriend or something?
要不要去找这个男人问清楚? Should we go try to find this guy, talk to him?
这个意见不错 I'm liking that.
查出什么再回报 Let us know what you find out.
我想找强森合力侦办 I think Johnson and I should tag-team this.
我可以带他去吗? Is that all right if I bring him?
可以 Sure.
盖瑞,你可以吗? Are you cool with it, Gary?
可以 Yeah.
(维哥夜店)
你在闻什么? What are you doing?
我在找那个男朋友 Looking for the boyfriend.
靠,找到他了 Oh, shit! I found him!
老子真厉害 Fuck! I'm good.
拜托哦,到底来这里干么? Come on! What are we doing here?
别担心,我不会说出去 Hey. Look, I'm not going to tell anybody.
说什么? Tell 'em what?
碰巧再遇到她不代表我是男朋友 So, I ran into her again. Doesn't mean I'm the boyfriend.
也不代表我就跟命案有关 Doesn't mean I have anything to do with anything.
不要激动...戒心这么强 Whoa. So defensive.
又没人说是你 Look, nobody's accusing you of anything.
我只是想问你认不认识这个人? I was just wondering if you knew this guy?
面熟吗? If he looked familiar?
就是从早餐店吓到逃走的那个人 Yeah, that was the guy that ran out of the restaurant.
他叫什么?麦克吗? What was his name? Mike?
他叫雷,是玛蒂森的老公 Ray. He's Madison's husband.
对吗? Right?
对 Right.
我回去重听了你们那段对话 You see, I went back and listened to that conversation that you guys had,
结果听出弦外之音 and it just took on a whole different layer of meaning for me.
你明知道提到男朋友他就会抓狂 You really knew what button to push with that whole boyfriend line, huh?
哈 Huh?
你想说什么? What are you getting at?
没什么 Nothing. It's just...
盖瑞,我们是朋友吧? Hey, look, we're friends, right, Gary?
跟你说个秘密 Let you in on something.
从警这么多年,我学会凭直觉办案 Over the years, I've sort of learned to follow my nose
我的直觉通常都满准的 on these hunches that I have, and usually something turns up pretty interesting.
很有用 Valuable.
查到什么再跟我说 Let me know what you find.
再看看 Maybe.
好吧 All right. Well...
这里没有线索 I don't know. Nothing here.
吓死我了 You scared me.
你好 Hi.
干么用那种眼神看我? Why are you looking at me like that?
什么眼神? Like what?
好像我做错事一样 You're looking at me like something's wrong.
你有吗? Is something wrong?
有不寻常的事吗? Anything out of the ordinary?
你想说什么? Okay, what are you doing?
阿郎,一大早别问东问西 Look, Ron, it's too early for this shit.
你有听说雷出事吗? Did you hear about Ray?
他死了? That he's dead?
知道 Yeah.
你怎么知道? How do you know about that?
我有门路 I just know.
你是要跟我说,还是就假装没事? Were you ever going to tell me? You just didn't think it would come up?
谁跟你说的? Yeah, but who told you?
这是我的专业 This is sort of my area.
我会听警察电台 You know, I listen to police scanners.
就知道这里有谁被杀 I tend to know who's being killed in this town.
我是关心你 你看起来淡定得太诡异了 I'm wondering if you're okay 'cause you seem weirdly okay.
我当然会跟你说 I was obviously going to tell you.
只是心情还没有平复 It's just that I'm still just processing it all.
整个人六神无主 I don't really know what to do with it.
我的立场很尴尬 You know, it's a weird position to be in.
要我演一个悲伤的寡妇吗? Am I supposed to be playing the role of a grieving widow?
我演不来 Well, I don't know how to pretend.
他是好人吗?不是 Was he a good guy? No.
我爱他吗?我爱过他 Did I love him? I mean, I loved him.
每个人悲伤的方式不一样 Just-- people grieve in different ways.
我得知道这件事跟你有关吗? I just have to know. Did you have anything to do with this?
这件事跟我能扯上什么屁关系? Why the fuck would I have anything to do with this?
我有什么动机?你以为... What motive? You think--
一开始是我叫你不要杀他,记得吗? I'm the one who talked you out of killing him in the first place, remember?
你以为我会没事 What, you think I'm just out there on my own
免费杀人吗? killing people for no money?
好啦 Okay.
我总得问一下吧 I just had to ask.
对不起 I'm sorry.
没关系,我... It's okay. I'm--
我懂你的心情 I understand.
过来抱一下 Come here.
很高兴有你在 I'm really happy you're here.
我也是 Me, too.
所以是怎么回事? So, what happened?
是警方通知你吗? Police call you to let you know?
对 Yeah.
他们有说逮捕什么嫌犯吗? And what are they saying? Any suspects? Arrests?
他们怀疑是毒品交易纠纷 然后他就中枪身亡 They think there was a drug deal going on. They just found him shot.
我好怕 I'm so scared.
我知道 I know.
好诡异 It's so weird,
这么突然 so out of the blue.
但你也不用怕啊,你为什么会怕? But you don't have to be scared. Why would you be scared?
因为人是我杀的 Because I killed him.
人是你杀的? You killed him?
对 Yeah.
为什么要杀人? - Why would you do that?
是你说他会来杀我 You told me yourself. He was gonna come and kill me!
所以是他攻击你,你杀他是自卫 So, he was attacking you. It was like self-defense.
- 算是吧 - 算是什么?他做了什么? - Technically... - Technically, what? What was he doing?
他好像是醉昏或睡着了 He was either passed out or asleep.
你就杀掉他? And you killed him?
对 Yeah.
我乱编故事,他们就信了 I made a story, and they're believing it.
真要命 Oh, my God...
怎么会这样? Oh, my God!
干么那么激动? Why are you getting so worked up about this?
- 你杀人像家常便饭 - 我没有 - You do this shit all the time. - I don't do this all the time.
我没有杀过人 I've never done this. I've never killed anyone.
你说什么? What are you talking about?
我是假杀手 I'm a fake hitman.
所以当初才放走你,没有抓你 That's why I didn't put you away. I didn't have you arrested.
因为我是卧底 Because I was working undercover.
你是警察? You're a cop?
不是,我... No. I--
我在大学教书,只是兼差当卧底杀手 I teach at a college. This hitman thing's just a part-time gig
结果一发不可收拾 that's gotten out of hand.
你从头到尾都在骗我? So, you've been lying to me this whole time?
我无计可施 I was stuck.
不想失去你 你又先认识阿郎 I didn't want to lose you, and you met Ron first.
你喜欢阿郎 And you liked Ron...
我也喜欢阿郎,不想让你看到盖瑞 I liked Ron. So, I didn't want to show you Gary.
盖瑞又是谁? Who the fuck is Gary?
我是盖瑞 I'm Gary.
你连名字都骗我? I don't even know your name?
我的本名是盖瑞强森 My real name is Gary Johnson.
盖瑞? 我知道很土 - Gary? - I know!
抱歉 - Oh. - Sorry.
他们打了三次 - They've called three times. - Oh.
一定有事,大概有状况 Something must be going on. A situation probably...
克劳,怎么样? Hey, how's it going, Claude?
盖瑞,你在哪里?马上回局里 Gary, where are you? We need you back at the station now.
- 现在? - 对 - Now? - Yes, now.
调查玛蒂森马斯特有新发现 We got a new development on this Madison Masters.
好,马上到 Okay. I'll be right there.
对不起 I'm sorry.
我有急事,处理完马上回来 I gotta handle something really quickly, and then I'm gonna be right back...
不用回来 Don't.
赶快走,不管你叫什么 Just leave, whatever your name is.
阿郎走进门,盖瑞被扫地出门 I might have walked in as Ron, but I left as Gary.
强森到了,菲尔,简报室集合 Johnson's here! Phil, briefing room.
(调查科)
有惊人发现 Wait 'til you hear this.
盖瑞,这样很帅 Hey! Lookin' good, Gary.
好在你赶来了 Glad you could make it.
情况看起来越来越像是我们搞砸 This is looking more and more like we messed this up.
玛蒂森费格罗亚现在嫌疑最大 Madison Figueroa is now the number one suspect.
- 真的? - 对 - Really? - Really.
请坐 Have a seat.
告诉他刚查到的线索 Tell him what we just found out.
大概半年前 About six months ago,
雷马斯特加保寿险 Ray Masters increased his life insurance policy
一百万元 by one million dollars.
保单唯一受益人当然是配偶 A policy in which, of course, the wife was named the sole beneficiary.
投保日期比最初教唆未遂还早 Now, the policy pre-dates the initial solicitation attempt,
但重案组认为可能跟命案有关 but Homicide now believes there might be some connective tissue here.
可能是你们见面后,她找别人动手 Maybe after your meeting, she coerced someone else to do it,
- 或是自己动手 or she did it herself.
- 放走嫌犯就会这样 That's what happens when you let someone off the hook.
放马后炮没有用 Not helpful.
事情都过那么久了 And that was a long time ago.
盖瑞,你在快乐咖啡馆之后 还有跟她碰面吗? Gary, did you ever talk to her again after that time at the Please U?
我们有碰面 Yeah. Actually, I did.
还有? 什么时候? You did? When?
我在泰德快餐店碰巧遇到她 Yeah, I ran into her at Ted's Frostop.
她就谢谢我开导她,帮她走出来 She just thanked me for helping her out, giving her good advice.
那天晚上也刚好碰到你 Actually, that was the night I ran into you.
你有跟她聊几句 You talked to her.
你也有份? You talked to her, too?
我当时不知道是她 I didn't realize that was her.
她就是玛蒂森 Yeah, that was Madison.
她有杀人嫌疑吗? So, do you think she could be involved in his murder?
不敢说没有,但有的话我会很惊讶 I mean, there's always a chance, but I would be very surprised.
她看起来很快乐,她离开了老公 She just seemed so happy. She left her husband.
有自己的家 She got her own place.
看起来过得很好 And just seemed like she was doing really well.
那我们下一步是什么? So, what are we doin' next here, guys?
想要的话,随时可以找她来问话 Well, we could pull her in for questioning at any time.
她大概会找个好律师,干脆不说话 She'll probably just get a lawyer, clam up...
假设她真是凶手 and if she's really behind this,
说词和不在场证明大概早就准备好了 she's probably got her lies and alibis in order. You know.
要让她说出实话只有一次机会 I'm thinking we got a one-time opportunity to get the unvarnished story from her.
要靠这个人 This guy.
- 靠我? - 对 - Me? - Yeah.
问一下,你碰巧遇到她的时候 Question, when you ran into her,
是盖瑞还是杀手? were you Gary, or were you the hitman?
那次你是什么身分? Which one were you going under on that one?
阿郎 Ron.
她还以为你是杀手阿郎? Okay, so you're still Ron, the hitman, to her?
不然是谁? Who else would I be?
太好了,她很清楚 This is great. I mean, look, she forever knows
他知道她想杀这个人 that he knows that she wanted to kill the guy,
她一定是喜欢他,或是够信任他 and she must like him or trust him enough
才会在泰德快餐店共吃一个圣代 to be sharing a sundae at Ted's Frostop.
实话实说吧,他们知道彼此的秘密 I mean, let's face it, huh? They got the goods on each other.
她绝对想不到 I mean, she would never in a million years suspect
他会录下他们的对话 he's recording their conversation.
我们有机会套出真相 I think we got an opportunity here.
所以我们要制造不期而遇 让他去套她的话 So, we manufacture a random encounter where he gets her talking.
不是不期而遇 Not random.
是登门造访 Surprise encounter.
请盖瑞戴监听器 I say we put a wire on Gary,
马上行动 and we go in now.
你可以假装关心她 Look, I'm thinking you can just play this as a concerned check-in.
看到她老公遇害的新闻 You read about the husband's death,
直接说你有事想跟她说 and you're up front about why you want to talk with her.
我喜欢 I'm liking this.
很难说她会说出什么 但你让她开口后 There's no tellin' what she'll say, but once you get her talking,
就能知道她是不是在说谎 you'll be able to tell if she's lying to you.
没错 Exactly.
盖瑞,你可以吗? You good with that, Gary?
这个计划不错 I think it's a good plan.
非常好 Very good.
把地址传给我 So, you send me the address.
就约在那边 I'll meet you over there.
- 我们去逮她吧 - 我坐你的车 - Let's nail her. - No, I'll ride with you.
顺便帮你恶补一下 I'll get you prepped.
我们面包车上见 See you guys in the van.
还好吗? You good?
还好 Yeah.
那就好 Okay.
害我紧张起来 You're making me nervous.
真的吗?他要耳机? Really? Does he need that?
这次我想亲自指导他 Yeah. I wanna be in his ear on this one.
阿郎,去逮她 Go get her, Ron!
嘿 Hey.
我罩你 I got you.
你们在吗? You guys there?
听得到吗? Can you guys hear me?
听得很清楚 Loud and clear.
耳机正常吗? Your ears working?
- 正常 - 很好 - Yep. - Great.
切记,只有录音,内容要清楚明确 Remember, audio only, gotta get a good recording.
知道了 Got it.
有事跟你说 We gotta talk.
(警方在听,配合我)
这下麻烦大了 There's a bunch of shit coming down
要赶快想办法,不然我们都有事 that we gotta figure out quick, or we are both fucked.
等等,什么? Wait, what?
(我还是阿郎,我们没交往)
警方知道我是杀手 Look, people know I handle shit around here,
所以我们那一次见面 so because of that meeting we had that one time,
害我变成杀你老公的嫌犯 I'm catching heat for the death of your husband.
- 警方认为我们有人是凶手 - 不是我 - They're thinking one of us did it. - Well, it wasn't me!
一定是你,动机那么明显 (你是清白的,否认到底) Look, I know you did it. It's fuckin' obvious...
- 我也不怪你 - 我没有杀他 - ...and I don't blame you. - I didn't kill him!
等等...谁说人是我杀的? Wait, who's accusing me of this?
不要血口喷人,你应该最清楚 This is bullshit! And you, out of all people, should know
我没有能力杀人 that I wasn't capable of this!
那是谁?到底怎么回事? Okay, then who did? What the hell happened?
我都是听人家说的 I just know what they've told me...
说什么? Which is what?
他买毒品被枪杀 He got shot buying drugs.
那个人有毒瘾 Guy was an addict.
好,你说人不是你杀的 Okay, so you say you didn't kill him.
(警方知道夜店外有人拿枪 说是别人)
你上次看到他是什么时候? When was the last time you saw him?
不久前在维哥夜店 Not that long ago, at Virgo's.
那间夜店? The club?
对,我在舞池认识一个男人 Yes, the club. I was walking out of Virgo's with this guy
离开夜店的时候突然遇到雷 that I met on the dance floor, and boom, I run into Ray.
雷看到我跟别的男人在一起就抓狂 Ray loses his shit when he sees me with this other guy,
说话很不客气,威胁人家 starts running his mouth, gets all threatening,
还强拉我 and fucking grabs me.
这个男的想保护我 And then this other guy, trying to protect me,
就掏出枪来指着雷的脸 he pulls out a gun out of nowhere and sticks it in Ray's face.
问出掏枪男的身分 Find out more about the guy with the gun.
雷吓到 Ray freaks out.
他离开,我拔腿就跑 后来就没有看到他 He leaves. I run away, and that was the last time I saw him.
这个男的是谁? So, who's this guy?
掏枪的人叫什么名字? The one who pulled the gun. What's his name?
不知道 I don't know.
- 你不知道他叫什么? - 不知道 - You don't know his name? - I don't know his name.
我们在舞池跳得很开心 We were having fun on the dance floor,
我问他想不想去别的地方 and I asked him if he wanted to go somewhere else.
他说好 He said yes.
我们走出来就碰到雷发疯 We walk out, all that stuff with Ray happened.
就算他有说名字,我也没有听到 So, you know what, if he said his name, I didn't hear it.
你不知道他叫什么 So, you don't know his name.
在夜店随便认识一个男人就带出场? You're just leaving the club with some random stranger you just met?
不要乱说 Hey, fuck off!
我是成熟的单身女人 他才不是随便挑的 I'm a grown woman. I'm single, and he wasn't random.
他舞跳得超好 He was a damn good dancer.
恭喜你 Well, I'm happy for you.
因为你的神秘男是嫌犯 'Cause your mystery man, he's a suspect.
听说警方在找他 I'm hearing they're looking for him.
问寿险的事将她一军 Nail her on the insurance policy.
我也在找他 Shit, well, so am I.
这个年头好男人不好找 他站出来保护我 Good men are rare these days. He stood up for me. He protected me.
要是警方找到人,你要告诉我 So, you know what? If they find him, you let me know.
我们第一次... You know, that first time we met at the Please U,
(他们知道寿险,推给雷)
...在快乐咖啡馆见面 你看起来不是为钱杀人 your motive didn't seem financial,
不像其他那些找我杀人的雇主 like a lot of these other pieces of shit I work for.
本来就不是 Yeah, because it wasn't.
那怎么会投保一百万寿险? Then what is this million-dollar insurance policy
大家好像都知道 everybody seems to know about?
不要一副一百万是小钱的样子 Don't act like a million dollars is nothing.
不准骗我,我可是杀人不眨眼 Don't you fucking lie to me. You know what I'm capable of.
雷的家族很有钱,常做这种事 Ray's family has money. They do shit like this.
他们很爱买保险 They take out insurance.
那笔钱我连会不会拿到都不知道 Look, I don't even know if I get any of that money.
只知道我们闹翻后,他就改掉受益人 For all I know, he changed the beneficiary when we broke up.
我不懂钱的事,雷很爱谈钱... Listen, I have no mind for financial stuff.Ray would talk about money
(最后来点狠的,把我轰走)
...聊投资之类的事,我听过就忘 and investments and shit like that, and it would just go over my head.
我问什么你都有问必答 Oh, you're giving me all the answers,
可惜是满嘴胡诌 but you are not giving me the right answers.
我说的是实话 I'm giving you the truth!
我还是确定人是你杀的 I still know you did it.
住嘴,人不是我杀的 Fuck you! I didn't do it.
你竟敢跑来我家说我杀人 You know what? How dare you come into my own house and accuse me.
快滚 You know what? Get the fuck outta my house!
我是站在你这边才会过来 Hey, I'm on your side. That is why I'm here.
想帮你摆脱嫌疑 I'm trying to help you get away with this.
不是因为我不是大好人 Not because I'm some great guy or anything,
只是你摆脱嫌疑才能还我清白 but as soon as the heat's off you, it's off of me, too.
我们能一起想办法摆平这件事 We can dig our way out of this mess together.
谁跟你一起 There is no together!
我可以找个替死鬼当凶手 I can push this whole thing off on someone else,
你要先跟我说实话 but before I do that, you have to tell me the truth
我才好办事 我不想说了 - so I can get this right. - You know what? I'm done.
我不想再被杀手问东问西 I'm done answering questions from a fucking hitman.
你又不是警察,凶手让他们去查 You're not a cop! Let them find out who really did it.
我知道的事都说了 I've already told you everything that I know!
命案跟我无关 I had nothing to do with this!
雷是有毒瘾的混蛋 Ray was a druggie loser asshole.
马上给我滚 Now get the fuck out of my house!
我说最后一次 Hey! Last time.
我是在帮你 I am offering you a way out.
等我走出这扇门,你就自己看着办 不要怪我不帮你 After I walk out of this door, you're on your own. I could've helped.
很好,不用你帮 Good. I don't need it.
警方很可能在监视我们 And as far as we know, they could be watching us right now,
最好不要再见面 so we should probably never see each other again.
- 很好 Great.
- 看到我也不要打招呼 You know, if you see me publicly, don't say, "Hi."
不是针对你 Nothing personal.
只是一定要断得干净 We just gotta keep this clean.
好啊 Fine by me.
好险 Fuck.
怎么样? What'd you think?
你说呢? What did you think?
你挖了很多洞给她跳 You gave her plenty of rope to hang herself.
她要嘛就是一流骗子 不然就是清白的 Mm-hm. She's either the best liar that we've ever encountered, or she's innocent.
最好是 Yeah.
- 该死,我以为是她 - 我也是 - Damn it! I thought it was her. Yeah, me, too.
她看起来不像在骗人 Yeah, she seemed pretty honest in there.
贾斯伯,你觉得呢? What about you, Jasper?
我同意凶手应该不是她 Yeah. I tend to agree. I don't think she did it.
盖瑞,辛苦了,表现真好 Great work in there, Gary. Really.
这个掏枪的神秘男 So this mystery guy, the one who pulled the gun,
- 要不要找到那个人? - 不用 - should we try to hunt that guy down? No.
看样子他只是在小巷掏枪吓唬混蛋 No, he just seems like some guy who pulled a gun on an asshole in an alleyway.
没有什么恶意 Nothing much happened.
收工了 Yeah, we're done here.
天啊 Oh, my God!
终于来了 Yeah! There he is.
男主角现身了 The man himself.
就知道你会过来 I figured you'd be coming by here, man.
来喝啤酒庆祝一下,我请你喝 Come on, celebration beer? I'm gonna get you a beer.
- 上次你请,不要跟我抢 - 我去拿 - You got it the first time. I got it. - I'll get it.
她很厉害 She's awesome.
贾斯伯,怎么了? What's going on, Jasper?
我才刚跟玛蒂森说你们两个好会演 I was literally just telling Madison here what phenomenal actors you guys are.
所以我一定要专程过来 So, I had to get backstage,
现场朝圣一下 poke my head inside the green room.
你的演技没有得挑 I mean, your performance was flawless,
你就... but you...
我的朋友 you, my friend,
你的演技让我惊为天人 knocked my fucking socks off.
盖瑞,我小看你了 Maybe I never gave you enough credit, Gary.
还是要叫你阿郎?抱歉 Or... Ron. Sorry.
盖瑞、阿郎 Gary... Ron...
有时候会搞混,你会吗? I get them mixed up sometimes. Do you?
有时候 Sometimes.
- 对 - 现在到底是怎样? - Yeah. - What the fuck is going on?
我才跟美丽的玛蒂森说 Well, I was literally just telling the lovely Madison
下午的事结果怎样我都无所谓 that I was gonna be fine with whatever way it went this afternoon.
就算你最后凄惨收场 That if it just blew up in your face,
至少我可以复职 well, at least I'd get my job back.
不过如果你侥幸脱罪 But, if you got away with it,
恭喜你们,看样子是这样 which, hey, congratulations, it seems like you did,
只要给我一大笔钱就好 I would just have to settle for a fuck-ton of money.
现在换你们问我什么钱 Oh, this is where you would go, "What money, Jasper?"
或是哪里有钱 Or, "Money from where?"
我就会回你 And then I would say,
死老公的寿险保险金 "the dead husband's insurance policy."
好 Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
这是我们的小秘密 This will be our little understanding, okay?
给我封口费 The one that keeps me silent
你们就不用坐牢 and you guys out of prison.
- 贾斯伯,没有封口费 - 我... - You got nothing, Jasper. - Well, I...
因为没有任何隐情,我们在交往吗? Nah. It's 'cause there isn't anything. That we're dating?
- 谁理你 - 靠,这我倒不知道耶 - You think anybody gives a shit? - Oh, shit! I didn't know that.
你已经摊牌了 Hey! You've already played your hand here.
- 恭喜 - 去你的,快滚 - Congratulations. - Fuck you! Get lost!
不要吵了 Hey! Stop.
留下来 Stay.
宝贝,坐下来听他说完 Babe, sit down. We're gonna hear him out.
宝贝,干么那么凶 Yeah, babe, you're being a dick.
我只是想帮你们 I'm just trying to help you guys out.
- 帮我们? - 盖瑞,真要命 - Help us out? - Oh, Jesus Christ, Gary!
够了,好不好? Enough. Okay? Enough!
不要再酸了 Okay. Cut the bullshit.
我先说 Here, I'll go first, all right?
我一直在跟踪你们两个 I've been following both of you.
不瞒你们说 And here, I'll be even more honest.
我很想复职,不是针对你 I wanted my job back.
结果却挖到宝了 Nothing against you personally, okay, but holy shit!
我的证据够让你吃一辈子牢饭 I have enough evidence to put you away for life.
还有你 And you...
杀人共犯? an accomplice to murder?
小狗狗 Whoa, doggy.
你也会坐一阵子牢 You're gonna be there for a while.
我之所以敢断定人就是你杀的 And the only reason that I'm 100 percent sure
是因为我敢断定 that you did it, is because I am 100 percent sure
你的铁汉哥 that your Mr. Tough Guy here...
不会杀人 couldn't fucking kill a thing.
好热 The house is hot.
说来讽刺 And ironically,
好在你们有寿险保险金救命 life insurance might have actually saved you guys here.
那笔钱让我想说我们这段... I mean, that money got me thinking, that this...
黑暗... ...dark...
刺激的奇遇 fucking adventure, okay, that we've all been on,
可以有圆满的结局 can actually have a happy ending.
你们交出钱的那天 Okay. So, the day that you hand over the cash...
就是... is the...
干 Fuck!
完蛋了 I'm fucked.
刚发生什么事? What just happened?
我在啤酒里下药,希望药量没有太重 I put drugs in his beer. I hope I didn't overdo it.
但要是他醒来,我就会坐牢 But if he wakes up, I'm going to jail...
我对警察下药 I drugged a cop.
这下死定了 I am so fucked.
你要做什么? What are you doing?
拿塑胶袋要干么? What's that for?
一不做二不休 Commitment.
杀警察一定逃不掉 Can't get away with killing a cop.
通常是逃不掉 但依贾斯伯最近的状况 Not usually, but for Jasper these days,
我们应该逃得掉 I'm thinking we can.
想除掉他 I mean, the police are probably thinking about him
警方大概也跟我们一样 the way we are right now,
他不在会比较好 they'd just be better off if he wasn't around anymore.
天啊 Oh, God.
那要编什么故事? So, what's our story?
有人在荒郊野外发现他的车 He gets found in his car in a remote area.
他体内有药物,头套塑胶袋陈尸车上 Drugs in his system, bag over his head,
没有挫伤和挣扎的迹象 no contusions or sign of struggle,
很明显是自杀 clearly a suicide.
他老婆几年前离开了他 I mean, his wife left him years ago, so...
所以没人会多问 no one to question the story.
他有种族歧视又厌女,说话很毒 He's racist, misogynistic, abusive.
是贪污警察 A dirty, dirty cop.
管他去死 Fuck him.
真要这样做? Are we really doing this?
我们也是逼不得已 We don't have a choice.
我知道要你相信我不容易 Look, I know you're taking a big leap with me,
还有串供的事要处理 and there are some factual loose threads we'll be dealing with, but...
但我可能爱上你了 I think I'm in love with you.
相信你总是不容易 Well, it's always a leap.
顺便告诉你,我也爱上你了 And for the record, I think I'm in love with you, too.
同甘共苦? For better or worse?
这算是最苦的吧? We can agree this is kind of the worst, right?
对 Right.
要牵手走到最后? So, we're in this 'til the end?
至死不渝? 'Til death do us part?
对,因为我不来离婚那一套 Yes, because I don't believe in divorce.
开玩笑的 I'm kidding.
条件同意吗? So, do we agree on the terms?
同意 同意 I do.
要签哪里? Where do I sign?
还要签哪里? - Anywhere else I need to sign?
签这里 - Initial here.
这份文件要毫无漏洞 We gotta make sure this document is airtight.
下面这个地方也要签 I think there's a little place down here I need to initial.
我知道这个学期教了很多东西 I know I've thrown a lot at you this semester,
但这正是重点,不是吗? but that's the point, isn't it?
被各种不同的观点和可能性淹没 To be inundated, overwhelmed by perspectives and possibilities,
选择这样想,人生就会充满可能 because that is what life is offering you if you choose to look at it that way.
我以前不这样想 And I didn't always.
以前觉得现实是客观不可变的 I used to believe that reality was objective, immutable.
我们都卡在 柏拉图、笛卡儿、康德的哲学观 And we're all just sort of stuck in a Plato-Descartes-Kant sort of way.
但这些年来我发现 But over the years, I've come to believe
真相的产生是集合 that the truth is created through the integration
各种不同的观点,没有绝对 of different points of view, and there are no absolutes,
不管是道德还是认识论 whether moral or epistemological.
这个人生观让人更有力量 Now, I find this to be a much more empowering way to go through life,
假设宇宙不是固定不变 this notion that if the universe is not fixed,
人也一样 then neither are you,
一个人能改变成为更好的人 and you really can become a different and hopefully, better person.
现实会随时间改变,这是肯定的 Now, the one thing I know for certain, is your reality will change over time
现实的改变是不知不觉的 in ways you cannot even imagine,
我鼓励你们接受这种改变 and I urge you to be open for this transformation.
这个学期已接近尾声 So, as we close out this semester,
你们以后要面对这个复杂的世界 if I have one piece of advice for you moving forward
给你们一个建议 in this complicated world, it is this:
抓住自己想要的身分 seize the identity you want for yourself.
这堂课结束后不管你想成为谁 And whoever you wanna be after this class,
都要尽情做自己 be them with passion and abandon.
希望大家期末考都顺利 Best of luck to you all on your final exam.
考试开始 You may begin.
有没有看到外面那些白色的鸟? All right. You see all those white birds out there?
有橘色的长嘴,那是朱鹭 Notice the long orange bill, right? That's the white ibis.
看看那双眼睛,美极了 Look at those eyes. They're crazy.
我知道有可颂 All right, so, I know we have the croissants,
也有杯子蛋糕,有带苹果派吗? and I know we have the cupcakes. Are you bringing the apple pie?
我有带盖瑞著名的苹果派 Yeah, I'm bringing Gary's famous apple pie.
太好了,这项也确定了 That's wonderful. Okay. I have that.
不用担心服装的事,交给我 Oh. And don't worry about the costumes, I got it.
谢天谢地,玛蒂森,你好棒,谢谢 Thank God. You're the best, Madison. Thank you.
我们很缺人手 We were hoping someone would step in and help.
盖比跑去阿斯本玩 You know, Gabby just bailed for Aspen.
害我很想掐死她 I could've literally strangled her to death.
开玩笑的 Yeah. I know.
下次聚会见了 Anyway, I'll see you next meeting.
在这段期间内,爱改变了我 As love can do, somewhere along the way, it changed me.
最后在盖瑞和阿郎之间找到平衡 I eventually found the proper cocktail of Gary and Ron.
毕竟人生很短 After all, life is short.
要活出自己 You gotta live on your own terms.
妈妈,你跟爸爸在哪里认识? Mommy, where did you meet Daddy?
爸爸是我认识最好的人 Well, Daddy was the nicest guy I'd ever met.
虽然他都装一副酷样 Even though he was being all tough,
看得出来是装的 I could tell it was an act.
你妈妈...要我怎么说呢? And your mother, well, what can I say?
我对妈妈是一见钟情 - It was love at first sight.
她最后让我成为新好男人 She ended up making a new man out of me.
至于你的问题,我们认识的地方 But to answer your question, we met at a magical little place
叫快乐咖啡馆 called the Please U Cafe.
派好吃吗? You enjoying your pie?
派都好吃 All pie is good pie.
一定好吃 It sure is.
(本片献给盖瑞强森 1947年生,2022年卒)
(越战退伍军人,大学教师)
(逮捕过70多人的卧底)
(爱动物的佛教徒)
(世上最淡定的男人)
(没有杀过人,剧情纯属虚构)
《情迷假杀手》
字幕翻译:李仪 双语合轨:fpakui