1 00:00:01,295 --> 00:00:40,295 309 - Easy Come, Easy Go www.way2english.com/zimu/ 2 00:00:47,296 --> 00:00:49,389 oK, I gotta go. 3 00:00:49,565 --> 00:00:53,399 Have a good day. Give me a kiss. 4 00:00:53,569 --> 00:00:55,196 Bye-bye. 5 00:00:55,337 --> 00:00:57,134 one unfortunate thing 6 00:00:57,273 --> 00:00:59,241 about ending a relationship 7 00:00:59,375 --> 00:01:01,138 in a city like New York 8 00:01:01,277 --> 00:01:04,110 is while you can emotionally move away from each other, 9 00:01:04,280 --> 00:01:06,248 you physically can't. 10 00:01:16,058 --> 00:01:17,992 Going to work? 11 00:01:18,193 --> 00:01:19,626 Yeah, work. 12 00:01:19,795 --> 00:01:22,730 - Sorry about waking you. - What time is it? 13 00:01:22,898 --> 00:01:26,732 - 6:30. - Jesus. Why so early? 14 00:01:26,935 --> 00:01:29,199 I got a brief due, so... 15 00:01:29,338 --> 00:01:31,306 There was nothing brief about it. 16 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:34,409 Steve and Miranda had been doing the polite avoid-each-other 17 00:01:34,543 --> 00:01:36,340 break-up-dance for three weeks. 18 00:01:37,780 --> 00:01:39,748 I'm sorry it's taking me so long 19 00:01:39,882 --> 00:01:41,509 to find a place. 20 00:01:41,650 --> 00:01:43,618 I got a lead on one, though. 21 00:01:43,752 --> 00:01:45,447 oK. 22 00:01:45,587 --> 00:01:49,284 Hey, do you... Never mind. 23 00:01:49,458 --> 00:01:50,823 What? 24 00:01:50,959 --> 00:01:53,587 I was gonna ask if you'd look at it with me, 25 00:01:53,729 --> 00:01:56,163 but that's weird, right? 26 00:01:56,332 --> 00:02:00,268 - I don't know. We could do that. - Yeah? 27 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:07,206 When you find that place to move, 28 00:02:07,376 --> 00:02:09,344 you need to fill it with furniture. 29 00:02:09,511 --> 00:02:11,809 That's why smart New Yorkers 30 00:02:11,980 --> 00:02:15,575 frequent the opening day of the New Designer showcase. 31 00:02:17,286 --> 00:02:19,083 I'm like your roady. 32 00:02:19,254 --> 00:02:22,155 I don't have a road. I just have this booth. 33 00:02:22,324 --> 00:02:27,159 - At best, you're my booth-bitch. - Yeah, I'm your booth-bitch. 34 00:02:27,329 --> 00:02:29,194 I wax your wood. 35 00:02:29,398 --> 00:02:32,162 You wax it real good. 36 00:02:32,368 --> 00:02:35,360 That's because I'm your booth-bitch. 37 00:02:38,273 --> 00:02:41,902 You watch the booth. I'm going to get us some coffee. 38 00:02:42,077 --> 00:02:45,569 Whatever you say. I'm your booth-bitch. 39 00:02:45,748 --> 00:02:47,978 That's sexy. I like it. 40 00:02:50,486 --> 00:02:52,750 I didn't need a blue-ribbon panel to decide - 41 00:02:52,955 --> 00:02:57,051 he was the finest new designer in the whole place. 42 00:03:04,533 --> 00:03:07,934 I'd often fantasized about running into my ex and his wife, 43 00:03:08,103 --> 00:03:11,971 but in those fantasies I was running into them with a truck. 44 00:03:12,141 --> 00:03:16,578 I don't know howyou could like this clunky wood. It's oppressive. 45 00:03:20,949 --> 00:03:23,941 - What the fuck? - Hi. 46 00:03:24,820 --> 00:03:28,347 Hi. I'm working here. 47 00:03:28,524 --> 00:03:33,291 I mean, I'm not working. This is my boyfriend's booth. 48 00:03:33,462 --> 00:03:35,191 I'm his booth-bitch. 49 00:03:35,364 --> 00:03:40,563 - That's a joke. Guess it's an in-joke. - I get it. 50 00:03:41,670 --> 00:03:45,436 So. can I showyou something in a hutch? 51 00:03:45,607 --> 00:03:49,043 His pieces are fantastic. It's just not really our style. 52 00:03:50,312 --> 00:03:53,770 No. We only like teeny-tiny furniture. 53 00:04:01,824 --> 00:04:05,157 This is the designer. This is Aidan Shaw. 54 00:04:05,327 --> 00:04:07,522 Great stuff. 55 00:04:07,696 --> 00:04:09,357 Thanks, man. 56 00:04:11,133 --> 00:04:13,260 - oak? - It's mostly maple. 57 00:04:13,435 --> 00:04:17,201 There we were. Mostly maple and incredibly uncomfortable. 58 00:04:17,372 --> 00:04:20,569 - Sorry, I didn't get your names. - oh, I'm sorry. 59 00:04:20,742 --> 00:04:23,404 These are my friends. 60 00:04:23,579 --> 00:04:26,207 This is Natasha, and this is... 61 00:04:28,016 --> 00:04:30,211 Shit. Sorry, is that hot? 62 00:04:30,385 --> 00:04:31,852 It ain't cold. 63 00:04:33,155 --> 00:04:35,646 - Here. - No, I'll... 64 00:04:35,824 --> 00:04:38,486 - We should put cold water on this. - oK. 65 00:04:38,660 --> 00:04:40,992 It was nice meeting you. 66 00:04:41,163 --> 00:04:43,688 Thanks for the coffee. 67 00:04:44,566 --> 00:04:47,535 - They seem nice. - Yeah, don't they? 68 00:04:47,703 --> 00:04:51,605 - Where do you knowthem from? - From around. 69 00:04:52,674 --> 00:04:55,507 Like 100 years ago. 70 00:04:55,677 --> 00:04:57,702 It's a past life. 71 00:05:01,316 --> 00:05:04,979 Two hours later, it was time for the opening-day party. 72 00:05:05,153 --> 00:05:10,022 It was lovely. caviar, silent auctions, and landmines. 73 00:05:10,192 --> 00:05:12,786 Where's Paul Bunyan? 74 00:05:12,961 --> 00:05:16,829 If you're referring to my boyfriend - he's doing business. 75 00:05:16,999 --> 00:05:21,265 ooh, he's a big 'un! Where did he learn to whittle like that? 76 00:05:21,436 --> 00:05:23,370 How many drinks have you had? 77 00:05:23,539 --> 00:05:25,734 Not nearly enough. 78 00:05:34,416 --> 00:05:38,045 So... How are you? 79 00:05:38,220 --> 00:05:39,585 I'm great. 80 00:05:39,755 --> 00:05:42,883 And Daniel Boone, is he a nice guy? 81 00:05:43,058 --> 00:05:45,390 His name is Aidan. 82 00:05:46,895 --> 00:05:50,626 - Where is your sense of humor? - Where is your wife? 83 00:05:50,799 --> 00:05:55,236 Guarding her bid on the silent auction. She's got her eye on a beige chair. 84 00:05:55,404 --> 00:05:58,100 Everything in my apartment is now beige. 85 00:05:58,273 --> 00:06:00,741 Beige is bullshit. 86 00:06:00,909 --> 00:06:02,934 I thought you wanted beige. 87 00:06:03,111 --> 00:06:07,775 Yeah, well... It doesn't quite fit. 88 00:06:07,950 --> 00:06:10,612 - Have you got a smoke? - I quit. 89 00:06:10,786 --> 00:06:13,016 We always used to share a cigarette together. 90 00:06:13,188 --> 00:06:16,624 We did a lot of things that were bad for me together. 91 00:06:16,792 --> 00:06:18,953 I have a secret to tell you. 92 00:06:22,497 --> 00:06:27,434 It's not working. I'm getting out. 93 00:06:28,537 --> 00:06:30,767 If you know anyone who's interested... 94 00:06:30,939 --> 00:06:37,572 You should keep that to yourself. No one wants that information. 95 00:06:44,853 --> 00:06:46,946 - Big's leaving his wife. - No! 96 00:06:47,122 --> 00:06:50,353 - He told me at the furniture show. - What was he doing there? 97 00:06:50,525 --> 00:06:52,755 - Drinking and leaving his wife. - oh, my God. 98 00:06:52,928 --> 00:06:55,590 - Let's just say it. You won. - Was there a contest? 99 00:06:55,764 --> 00:06:59,598 There's always a contest with an ex. It's called "Who'll Die Miserable?". 100 00:06:59,768 --> 00:07:02,965 - What did he say? - He said, "It's not working out. " 101 00:07:03,138 --> 00:07:07,734 Then he leaned in and said, "If you know anyone who's interested... " 102 00:07:07,909 --> 00:07:12,710 You don't know anyone who is interested. He's married. 103 00:07:12,881 --> 00:07:15,406 - I'm aware of that. - Why is he telling you? 104 00:07:15,617 --> 00:07:18,142 To save postage on his newsletter? 105 00:07:18,320 --> 00:07:20,015 - What are you gonna do? - Nothing. 106 00:07:20,188 --> 00:07:23,521 - She's not gonna do anything. - You're starting to bug me. 107 00:07:23,692 --> 00:07:26,752 How dare he say that to you? Married men never leave their wives. 108 00:07:26,928 --> 00:07:30,125 Even if he did, I have no intention of doing anything for two reasons - 109 00:07:30,332 --> 00:07:33,460 I have a great boyfriend, and I'm not insane. 110 00:07:33,635 --> 00:07:37,332 Let's order. What do winners order? 111 00:07:37,506 --> 00:07:42,205 - Didn't you feel like punching him? - No. It was too sad or something. 112 00:07:42,377 --> 00:07:45,710 - I would have punched him. - No, it is sad. 113 00:07:45,914 --> 00:07:48,474 How long has he been married? Seven months? 114 00:07:48,650 --> 00:07:50,413 The seven-month itch. 115 00:07:50,585 --> 00:07:54,885 That's what happens when people jump into relationships too quickly. 116 00:07:55,057 --> 00:07:59,187 I resent that. Trey and I are nothing like Big and Natasha. 117 00:07:59,361 --> 00:08:01,625 Don't listen to her. She's mid-break-up. 118 00:08:01,797 --> 00:08:05,324 - Thanks for the update. - Trey and I really love each other. 119 00:08:05,500 --> 00:08:07,161 Who wants to split a Rubin? 120 00:08:07,369 --> 00:08:12,363 I'm meeting his mother this week, and if all goes well... 121 00:08:12,541 --> 00:08:14,372 If all goes well what? 122 00:08:14,543 --> 00:08:17,512 Trey is this close to proposing. I can feel it. 123 00:08:17,679 --> 00:08:19,408 oh, my God. Really? 124 00:08:19,581 --> 00:08:22,015 You've just met. I've had pairs of pantyhose longer. 125 00:08:22,184 --> 00:08:25,210 It's not logical. This is love. 126 00:08:25,387 --> 00:08:28,720 It's not logical. It's right, in my heart. I feel it's right. 127 00:08:28,924 --> 00:08:31,825 oK, whatever. 128 00:08:34,429 --> 00:08:37,398 So, how did he look? 129 00:08:45,440 --> 00:08:47,408 oK. I'll take it. 130 00:08:48,744 --> 00:08:53,306 As Miranda looked around, she realized the contest was over. 131 00:08:53,482 --> 00:08:55,973 Steve was the ex that was going to die alone and miserable. 132 00:08:56,184 --> 00:09:00,917 - You can't live here. - It's not that bad. 133 00:09:01,123 --> 00:09:04,217 It's not that bad? It's the doorway to hell. 134 00:09:04,392 --> 00:09:07,384 There's gotta be a better place. I'll help you look. 135 00:09:07,562 --> 00:09:10,759 - Guilt? - Probably. 136 00:09:10,932 --> 00:09:16,427 I broke up with him, and he's got no money, no savings, no nothing. 137 00:09:16,671 --> 00:09:21,199 There should be a city-funded break-up housing for those in need. 138 00:09:21,376 --> 00:09:22,638 Really? 139 00:09:22,811 --> 00:09:28,147 A big orphanage where old boyfriends could think about what they did wrong 140 00:09:28,316 --> 00:09:33,310 and cry themselves to sleep in a clean, safe environment. 141 00:09:33,488 --> 00:09:35,820 You think you don't really want him to move away? 142 00:09:35,991 --> 00:09:37,822 It's not that simple. 143 00:09:37,993 --> 00:09:41,326 My head tells me it's time for him to leave, but the idea of him 144 00:09:41,496 --> 00:09:46,934 moving into a basement apartment in West Shit Street breaks my heart. 145 00:09:47,102 --> 00:09:51,971 It's a common belief that women use the left, emotional side of their brain 146 00:09:52,140 --> 00:09:54,973 and men the right, more logical side. 147 00:09:55,143 --> 00:09:57,236 But is it really that cut and dry? 148 00:09:57,412 --> 00:09:59,676 When it comes to affairs of the heart, 149 00:09:59,848 --> 00:10:02,817 there's a battle between what we know and what we feel. 150 00:10:02,984 --> 00:10:05,282 What do you do in a situation 151 00:10:05,453 --> 00:10:08,422 that leaps back and forth between the left and right side? 152 00:10:08,590 --> 00:10:13,823 In relationships, is it smarter to follow your heart or your head? 153 00:10:13,995 --> 00:10:16,896 This is Trey when he graduated from medical school. 154 00:10:17,065 --> 00:10:20,364 Later that week, charlotte met the head and heart of Trey's family - 155 00:10:20,535 --> 00:10:22,025 his mother, Bunny MacDougal. 156 00:10:22,237 --> 00:10:26,071 Trey, you look so cute in a cap and gown! 157 00:10:26,241 --> 00:10:31,042 That was before we jumped in the fountain and hell broke loose. 158 00:10:31,213 --> 00:10:32,578 What's next - boy scout snaps? 159 00:10:32,747 --> 00:10:35,682 count your blessings I didn't bring the one on the bearskin rug. 160 00:10:35,884 --> 00:10:39,718 You'll have to excuse her. She's a bit of a camera nazi. 161 00:10:39,888 --> 00:10:42,789 If you insist on dragging us down memory lane, 162 00:10:42,958 --> 00:10:46,951 I'm getting a real drink. Excuse me, a Glenlivet rocks, please. 163 00:10:47,128 --> 00:10:50,996 Maybe you should have a red wine instead. Better for the heart. 164 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:54,395 - All righty. - Red wine. 165 00:10:54,569 --> 00:10:58,005 Thomas, we'd love some more nibbly cheese things. 166 00:10:58,173 --> 00:11:00,403 - very good, ma'am. - Thank you. 167 00:11:00,575 --> 00:11:04,568 He's older than water, but never forgets a martini. 168 00:11:06,581 --> 00:11:09,550 - Do you play tennis? - Mm-hm. 169 00:11:09,718 --> 00:11:11,743 I like her. 170 00:11:11,953 --> 00:11:13,853 Join the club. 171 00:11:14,022 --> 00:11:18,891 - What are you two doing tonight? - We've got reservations at cloche. 172 00:11:19,060 --> 00:11:24,862 I was there last week. Disappointing crab and the host was rude. 173 00:11:26,468 --> 00:11:29,767 Maybe you should go to cote Basque instead. 174 00:11:29,938 --> 00:11:31,405 All righty. 175 00:11:31,606 --> 00:11:33,870 charlotte was impressed with Bunny's technique. 176 00:11:34,042 --> 00:11:36,636 Trey had been looking forward to cloche all week. 177 00:11:36,811 --> 00:11:42,374 Meanwhile, downtown, Samantha was entertaining Adam Ball, a film editor 178 00:11:42,550 --> 00:11:47,351 who made a living cutting coming attractions for film companies. 179 00:11:47,522 --> 00:11:48,546 coming. 180 00:11:48,723 --> 00:11:50,190 I'm coming. 181 00:11:53,695 --> 00:11:56,357 oh, man! 182 00:11:56,531 --> 00:11:57,998 You give good head. 183 00:12:03,805 --> 00:12:07,263 I'm dating a guy with the funkiest tasting spunk. 184 00:12:13,748 --> 00:12:16,012 And she's never coming back. 185 00:12:16,184 --> 00:12:18,675 Sorry, but who else can I talk to about this? 186 00:12:18,853 --> 00:12:22,084 - Might I suggest, no one? - You're my girlfriends. Help me. 187 00:12:22,324 --> 00:12:25,054 - Have you ever had this problem? - Not really. 188 00:12:25,260 --> 00:12:29,162 But I have to admit it's never been a trip to Baskin-Robins. 189 00:12:29,331 --> 00:12:33,199 This guy is very sour. Like asparagus gone bad or something. 190 00:12:33,368 --> 00:12:35,359 can I cancel my rice pudding? 191 00:12:35,537 --> 00:12:38,404 Beautiful guy, great in bed, it's so disappointing. 192 00:12:38,573 --> 00:12:42,600 It's like a bad bottle of Beaujolais Nouveau the first day of season. 193 00:12:42,811 --> 00:12:46,747 It's to do with nutrition. I once dated a smoker. It affected how his tasted. 194 00:12:46,915 --> 00:12:49,782 They should put that on the pack to cut back sales. 195 00:12:49,951 --> 00:12:52,317 Maybe there's something he could eat to make it sweeter. 196 00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:56,650 - You should write to Martha Stewart. - Dear Martha, funky spunk, help! 197 00:12:56,825 --> 00:13:00,556 Dear funky spunk, try a hint of mint. 198 00:13:00,729 --> 00:13:04,324 It's not just asparagus. It's asparagus and something else. 199 00:13:04,499 --> 00:13:06,626 I know: clorox. 200 00:13:06,801 --> 00:13:10,202 - At least it'll get your whites whiter. - This is serious. I almost gagged. 201 00:13:10,372 --> 00:13:12,169 - That is serious. - What am I gonna do? 202 00:13:12,340 --> 00:13:16,276 - Just don't give him head again. - I never even thought of that. 203 00:13:16,444 --> 00:13:18,571 casual head is back now? 204 00:13:18,747 --> 00:13:21,409 It's fine. He's healthy, and I don't swallow. 205 00:13:21,583 --> 00:13:25,417 As long as you and the center for disease control are fine with it. 206 00:13:25,587 --> 00:13:28,215 He loves getting head, but what man doesn't? 207 00:13:28,390 --> 00:13:33,293 If the come-situation were reversed, do you think men would go near it? 208 00:13:33,461 --> 00:13:35,656 Maybe. If it tasted like beer. 209 00:13:38,066 --> 00:13:41,900 Miranda came home to something that was even harder to swallow. 210 00:13:42,070 --> 00:13:45,096 You have one new message. 211 00:13:46,107 --> 00:13:48,541 Hi. If this is steve's number... 212 00:13:48,710 --> 00:13:53,773 This is Barbara. We met last night. I'm the advertising exec. 213 00:13:53,948 --> 00:13:59,909 Steve, if this is you, call me. I'd love to go to a movie sometime. 214 00:14:00,088 --> 00:14:03,353 Today, 12:22 pm. 215 00:14:04,359 --> 00:14:07,817 And on an answering machine across town... 216 00:14:09,130 --> 00:14:12,065 You have one new message. 217 00:14:12,233 --> 00:14:16,932 Hi, it's me. I need to talk to you about what I said the other day. 218 00:14:17,105 --> 00:14:19,869 It's important. You know my cell number. 219 00:14:20,041 --> 00:14:23,135 The right side of my brain told me to delete it. 220 00:14:23,311 --> 00:14:25,142 But I left it. 221 00:14:25,346 --> 00:14:27,405 It's important. You know my cell number. 222 00:14:27,582 --> 00:14:30,551 Seven playbacks later, I invited an impartial judge. 223 00:14:30,718 --> 00:14:32,447 - Well? - You should have punched him. 224 00:14:32,620 --> 00:14:35,817 He wants to get back together, right? That's the tone. 225 00:14:35,990 --> 00:14:38,788 The "Hi" and the "It's important". Is that what it means? 226 00:14:38,993 --> 00:14:43,453 We will never know. They still don't know who killed Kennedy. 227 00:14:44,799 --> 00:14:47,927 - What should I do? - It's obvious what you want to do 228 00:14:48,103 --> 00:14:53,166 or you wouldn't listen to it and what happened to the sane part of you? 229 00:14:53,341 --> 00:14:56,902 I don't know. After the fifth playback he got in a little. 230 00:14:57,946 --> 00:15:00,312 - I hate my machine. - Yeah. 231 00:15:00,515 --> 00:15:02,710 I hate mine too. 232 00:15:02,884 --> 00:15:07,116 Steve got a message from a girl desperate for him to go to a movie. 233 00:15:07,322 --> 00:15:11,156 - Already? He's still on your couch. - I know. It's amazing. 234 00:15:11,326 --> 00:15:14,352 A 34-year-old guy with no money and no place to live 235 00:15:14,529 --> 00:15:16,656 because he's single, he's a catch. 236 00:15:16,831 --> 00:15:19,425 But a 34-year-old woman with a job and a great home 237 00:15:19,601 --> 00:15:21,728 because she's single, is considered tragic. 238 00:15:21,936 --> 00:15:23,927 Depressing. 239 00:15:24,105 --> 00:15:26,801 Let's listen to that message again. 240 00:15:26,975 --> 00:15:28,636 I'm deleting it. 241 00:15:28,843 --> 00:15:30,674 But it wasn't that simple. 242 00:15:30,845 --> 00:15:35,214 As soon as Miranda left, my emotions overruled both sides of my brain. 243 00:15:37,785 --> 00:15:39,480 - Hello? - It's carrie. 244 00:15:39,654 --> 00:15:43,351 oh, hey. Thanks for calling. 245 00:15:43,558 --> 00:15:45,958 It's about getting out of my marriage. 246 00:15:46,094 --> 00:15:49,154 I didn't knowwhy I called or what I wanted, 247 00:15:49,297 --> 00:15:51,265 but suddenly my heart was racing. 248 00:15:52,634 --> 00:15:56,365 I thought about it, and it's going to cost me a lot. 249 00:15:57,505 --> 00:15:59,871 You should forget about what I said. 250 00:16:00,108 --> 00:16:04,204 I made my bed, I should lie in it. 251 00:16:05,213 --> 00:16:07,647 You do that. 252 00:16:07,849 --> 00:16:12,548 It was what I needed. A shock treatment to jolt me back to sanity. 253 00:16:15,590 --> 00:16:20,550 - You have cracks. - Excuse me? 254 00:16:20,728 --> 00:16:22,753 The ceiling. 255 00:16:24,566 --> 00:16:26,625 How long have they been there? 256 00:16:26,801 --> 00:16:30,202 - Just three years. - oh, just three years? 257 00:16:32,373 --> 00:16:36,776 Don't take this the wrong way, but this place could use a little work. 258 00:16:36,945 --> 00:16:38,572 I can't afford it. 259 00:16:38,746 --> 00:16:43,046 - You got 8,000 bucks worth of shoes. - I needed those. 260 00:16:44,752 --> 00:16:47,812 You could do little things - plaster, strip the floors... 261 00:16:47,989 --> 00:16:52,722 You have no idea how beautiful it would be if we took it down a level. 262 00:16:54,195 --> 00:16:56,163 I don't know how to do that stuff. 263 00:16:56,331 --> 00:16:58,196 I do. 264 00:16:58,366 --> 00:17:01,597 - Let me strip your floors. - Isn't that a lot of work? 265 00:17:01,769 --> 00:17:04,738 No. It'll just take a day. You won't know I'm here. 266 00:17:04,906 --> 00:17:07,136 Sure? Really? 267 00:17:07,308 --> 00:17:09,799 A special lady needs a special home. 268 00:17:14,983 --> 00:17:18,350 Here am I with a guy who wanted to make my home better. 269 00:17:18,519 --> 00:17:21,955 Somewhere out there was a guy who wanted to pull it apart. 270 00:17:22,156 --> 00:17:25,091 It wasn't a left or right-brainer, it was a no-brainer. 271 00:17:26,361 --> 00:17:29,592 - Tell me why we're here again. - I'm making an effort to eat better. 272 00:17:29,764 --> 00:17:33,564 After a browse on the healthysperm. com web page, 273 00:17:33,735 --> 00:17:36,636 Samantha invited Adam Ball to dinner. 274 00:17:36,838 --> 00:17:40,968 oK, here are your wheat grass shots. 275 00:17:41,142 --> 00:17:44,703 I'll be right back with the menus. 276 00:17:50,084 --> 00:17:54,783 - I can't drink that. - Try it. It's very good for you. 277 00:17:54,956 --> 00:17:56,981 Bottoms up. 278 00:18:12,140 --> 00:18:14,040 That shit is funky! 279 00:18:14,208 --> 00:18:18,975 Samantha fought the urge not to tell Adam Ball he didn't knowfrom funky. 280 00:18:19,147 --> 00:18:25,017 How long does it take for wheat grass to work into your system? 281 00:18:25,186 --> 00:18:27,654 - Hard to say. - Ballpark. 282 00:18:28,823 --> 00:18:30,984 An hour and a half. 283 00:18:31,159 --> 00:18:32,854 We should order. 284 00:18:33,027 --> 00:18:34,995 An hour and a half, two wheat grass shots 285 00:18:35,129 --> 00:18:37,154 and a ginger-melon smoothie later, 286 00:18:37,365 --> 00:18:38,559 I'm coming. 287 00:18:38,733 --> 00:18:40,633 I'm coming. 288 00:18:43,471 --> 00:18:46,838 Man, man, man, you give good head. 289 00:18:51,546 --> 00:18:52,979 oh, babe. 290 00:18:57,318 --> 00:18:59,445 What? You don't like your salad? 291 00:18:59,620 --> 00:19:02,817 No. The dressing's a tad... something. 292 00:19:02,990 --> 00:19:06,756 Excuse me, I'd like to change this for the rucola and endive. 293 00:19:08,363 --> 00:19:11,560 You should try the tomato basil. It's sweeter. 294 00:19:11,733 --> 00:19:13,257 All righty. 295 00:19:17,939 --> 00:19:20,601 - Mom was quite taken with you. - She is? 296 00:19:20,775 --> 00:19:23,676 Why wouldn't she be? You're exquisite. 297 00:19:24,846 --> 00:19:27,781 You are a dream come true. 298 00:19:27,949 --> 00:19:30,281 charlotte knewthis was the moment, 299 00:19:30,451 --> 00:19:35,479 that magic moment where Trey was going to ask her to be his wife. 300 00:19:35,656 --> 00:19:37,783 - charlotte. - Yes? 301 00:19:40,061 --> 00:19:42,757 - Tomato and basil? - Yes. 302 00:19:46,134 --> 00:19:47,260 Enjoy. 303 00:19:47,435 --> 00:19:51,599 Doesn't this look like a little plate of heaven? 304 00:19:51,773 --> 00:19:54,298 This basil is perfection. 305 00:19:54,542 --> 00:20:00,606 What is it about you charlotte? You always know just what I want. 306 00:20:02,750 --> 00:20:06,982 - Maybe we should get married. - All righty. 307 00:20:13,461 --> 00:20:16,328 - I'm engaged. - oh, my God. Really? 308 00:20:16,497 --> 00:20:21,434 - That's wonderful, sweetie. - I proposed to myself. 309 00:20:21,602 --> 00:20:23,399 - What? - Yes. 310 00:20:23,571 --> 00:20:27,837 I suggested he have a tomato salad, then I suggested we get married. 311 00:20:28,009 --> 00:20:29,476 What did he say? 312 00:20:29,677 --> 00:20:31,668 "All righty. " 313 00:20:33,181 --> 00:20:35,741 "All righty"? He said, "All righty"? 314 00:20:35,917 --> 00:20:40,354 The upsetting thing is proposing to a guy who says "all righty". 315 00:20:40,521 --> 00:20:41,852 Stop. 316 00:20:42,023 --> 00:20:45,481 - All righty. - I was the one supposed to say yes. 317 00:20:45,660 --> 00:20:48,993 - Who cares about those stupid rules? - I do. 318 00:20:49,197 --> 00:20:52,223 You're overreacting. You love Trey, right? 319 00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:55,665 And you want to marry him, right? 320 00:20:55,837 --> 00:20:59,432 Yes, but there was no kneeling. 321 00:20:59,607 --> 00:21:02,440 There was no ring, no nothing. 322 00:21:02,610 --> 00:21:06,842 This is an awful engagement story. What am I supposed to tell my kids? 323 00:21:07,014 --> 00:21:12,179 Mommy really wanted to get married, so Daddy said, "All righty". 324 00:21:12,353 --> 00:21:14,981 So unromantic. 325 00:21:28,002 --> 00:21:31,335 Steve? The dog! 326 00:21:38,179 --> 00:21:42,013 Steve. It's 4.:00 am. 327 00:21:47,121 --> 00:21:49,851 Miranda realized he was with the girl executive. 328 00:21:50,024 --> 00:21:55,155 It was officially over. She finally got it into her head. 329 00:22:08,142 --> 00:22:09,700 - Morning. - Morning. 330 00:22:09,877 --> 00:22:13,472 - I took the dog out already. - Thanks. I was... 331 00:22:13,648 --> 00:22:18,779 There's coffee, and I circled a bunch of apartments that sound good. 332 00:22:18,953 --> 00:22:24,118 I'll get out of here today. Thanks for letting me sleep on your couch. 333 00:22:24,292 --> 00:22:25,623 You're welcome. 334 00:22:37,171 --> 00:22:40,265 I think we did pretty good. 335 00:22:41,275 --> 00:22:43,505 We did us proud. 336 00:22:43,678 --> 00:22:45,737 Steve... 337 00:22:45,913 --> 00:22:49,576 - Never mind. - What? 338 00:22:49,750 --> 00:22:54,449 I was gonna say, "Keep in touch", but that would be weird. 339 00:22:55,556 --> 00:22:58,616 I guess we could do that. 340 00:23:25,286 --> 00:23:27,220 Aidan. 341 00:23:34,895 --> 00:23:38,092 You said I wouldn't be bothered. I'm bothered. 342 00:23:38,265 --> 00:23:42,031 - It's too loud? - Yeah. I've got a deadline. 343 00:23:42,203 --> 00:23:45,104 - Go to my house. - No, I can't write there. 344 00:23:45,272 --> 00:23:49,208 Pete's jumping all over me. He's deleting things. 345 00:23:49,377 --> 00:23:52,346 I'm leaving. I'll be at the Stanhope Hotel. 346 00:23:52,513 --> 00:23:56,449 - At least let me pay for it. - No, I got it. 347 00:23:56,651 --> 00:24:00,985 This is why I don't do home repairs. Unforeseen costs. 348 00:24:01,155 --> 00:24:02,486 You'll love these floors. 349 00:24:02,657 --> 00:24:07,185 Mom was beside herself. She demanded your address... 350 00:24:07,395 --> 00:24:09,420 -... so she could send flowers. - That's nice. 351 00:24:09,597 --> 00:24:11,690 charlotte had done the impossible in New York. 352 00:24:11,866 --> 00:24:14,357 She was engaged to her heart's desire. 353 00:24:14,535 --> 00:24:17,436 Unfortunately, she couldn't get the way it happened out of her head. 354 00:24:17,605 --> 00:24:18,765 Wait. 355 00:24:19,607 --> 00:24:22,770 I think we should stop here for a minute. 356 00:24:25,046 --> 00:24:30,313 Maybe we should go in and find you the most beautiful ring they have. 357 00:24:30,484 --> 00:24:32,714 All righty. 358 00:24:32,887 --> 00:24:36,254 From that moment on, charlotte would tell everyone 359 00:24:36,424 --> 00:24:40,827 that in front of Tiffany's, out of nowhere, Trey popped the question. 360 00:24:40,995 --> 00:24:44,863 And she said, "All righty". 361 00:24:57,645 --> 00:25:00,637 I'm not really in the mood for that tonight. 362 00:25:00,815 --> 00:25:04,444 come on, baby, you give the greatest head. Please. 363 00:25:04,618 --> 00:25:08,281 - It's not gonna happen. - Why? What's the problem? 364 00:25:10,424 --> 00:25:13,416 Well, Adam... 365 00:25:13,594 --> 00:25:17,052 - You've got funky tasting spunk. - What? 366 00:25:17,231 --> 00:25:19,222 You heard me. Your spunk is funky. 367 00:25:20,267 --> 00:25:25,170 - My spunk? - come, spooge, jiz, joy juice. Funky. 368 00:25:25,339 --> 00:25:28,831 I've heard bad excuses for not giving head, but this one takes the cake. 369 00:25:29,009 --> 00:25:33,070 - Excuse me? - You're a two blow job chick. 370 00:25:33,247 --> 00:25:36,683 They're in the coming attractions but I'll never see them in the movie. 371 00:25:36,851 --> 00:25:39,843 I resent that. I love giving head. 372 00:25:40,020 --> 00:25:44,320 Then give me a little BJ. Up and down a couple of times, it's easy. 373 00:25:44,492 --> 00:25:48,428 You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. 374 00:25:48,596 --> 00:25:52,191 Teeth placement, jaw stress, suction, and gag reflex, 375 00:25:52,366 --> 00:25:56,860 all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe. Easy? 376 00:25:57,037 --> 00:26:00,165 Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'. 377 00:26:01,776 --> 00:26:04,939 Now, having said all that, 378 00:26:05,112 --> 00:26:08,445 with the right man it can be fabulous. 379 00:26:09,550 --> 00:26:15,352 That is, unless the man has spunk that's like the rotten egg buffet. 380 00:26:15,523 --> 00:26:18,754 come on, it can't be that bad. 381 00:26:20,995 --> 00:26:23,828 I'll make a deal with you. 382 00:26:23,998 --> 00:26:26,057 You try it. 383 00:26:26,233 --> 00:26:30,602 If you're fine with it, I'll be fine with it. 384 00:26:30,771 --> 00:26:33,763 I can't do that. It's gay. 385 00:26:33,974 --> 00:26:36,306 It's not gay, if it's you. 386 00:26:37,444 --> 00:26:39,173 Take it or leave it. 387 00:26:39,346 --> 00:26:45,046 Ten minutes later, Samantha learnt how far men would go for a blow job. 388 00:26:46,987 --> 00:26:49,387 I'm fine with it. 389 00:26:52,827 --> 00:26:54,920 Samantha kept her word. 390 00:26:55,095 --> 00:26:58,394 She gave him head, but her heart wasn't in it. 391 00:27:07,208 --> 00:27:08,766 - Hello? - It's me. 392 00:27:08,943 --> 00:27:11,673 - I'm in the lobby. - How did you know I was here? 393 00:27:11,846 --> 00:27:15,338 - That guy at your place... - You called my house again? 394 00:27:15,516 --> 00:27:19,680 - I have to talk to you. - I have to talk to you too. Stay there. 395 00:27:20,621 --> 00:27:21,849 Shit. 396 00:27:36,003 --> 00:27:38,870 - This is not the lobby. - Have a drink. 397 00:27:39,039 --> 00:27:42,236 What are you doing, calling my house, following me to hotels? 398 00:27:42,409 --> 00:27:45,970 could you sit down for one minute and listen to me? 399 00:27:46,180 --> 00:27:47,909 Please. one minute. 400 00:27:51,118 --> 00:27:53,712 I don't have time. I have a boyfriend and a deadline, 401 00:27:53,921 --> 00:27:56,185 and you have a wife and a drinking problem. 402 00:27:56,357 --> 00:27:58,222 - I'm not drunk. - Then what is your excuse? 403 00:27:58,392 --> 00:28:01,384 Slow down, I can't think. 404 00:28:06,100 --> 00:28:08,933 - I was an asshole the other day. - Yes. 405 00:28:10,137 --> 00:28:13,868 When I said I was leaving, you didn't say anything. I got nervous, so... 406 00:28:14,041 --> 00:28:15,941 So, what? 407 00:28:17,645 --> 00:28:18,942 I don't know. 408 00:28:19,113 --> 00:28:24,642 This has to stop - flirting, jerking me around, calling my boyfriend. 409 00:28:24,818 --> 00:28:27,753 He doesn't know about you, and I don't want him to. 410 00:28:27,922 --> 00:28:29,287 Why? 411 00:28:29,456 --> 00:28:32,448 Go, lie in your beige bed. 412 00:28:41,001 --> 00:28:43,060 carrie, wait, wait. 413 00:28:43,237 --> 00:28:47,230 I haven't explained this very well. Wait a minute. Listen. 414 00:28:47,408 --> 00:28:49,933 The thing is, fuck, I miss you. 415 00:28:50,110 --> 00:28:52,044 Too bad. 416 00:28:52,212 --> 00:28:56,205 - Do not come in here. - I have to talk to you. 417 00:28:56,417 --> 00:28:59,215 What? What is it you have to say? 418 00:28:59,420 --> 00:29:01,945 I made a mistake. 419 00:29:03,157 --> 00:29:04,522 Fuck you. 420 00:29:04,992 --> 00:29:07,392 I love you. 421 00:29:09,029 --> 00:29:10,792 Fuck you. 422 00:29:15,536 --> 00:29:20,974 My mind was yelling how angry I was, but my heart... 423 00:29:21,141 --> 00:29:23,939 Fuck me. 424 00:29:41,862 --> 00:29:46,458 And just like that I lost my head.