一人字幕組出品 ( sirens wailing )
快上 Go!
快，快，快 Move! Move! Move!
動作 Move it!
大樓右邊 Right side of the building.
上，上 Go! Go!
各位先生女士 Ladies and gentlemen,
我們獲得逮捕的命令 we're on contain and capture protocol!
嫌犯在另一邊 Our fugitives are on site!
剛總統打電話來 The President called.
他想知道最新消息 - 他很生氣嗎？ He wants an update. Is he upset?
你剛弄丟價值三十億美金的武器 You lost track of a $3 billion weapon.
我確定他很震驚 I'm sure he's thrilled.
後退一點，博士 Stay back, Doctor.
先讓我跟他們講道理，將軍，我可以用說的 Let me reason with them, General. I can get them to talk.
已經過了和談的機會 We're past the time for a friendly chat.
如我擔心的，世界上最危險的犯罪份子 As far as I'm concerned, the most dangerous criminals in the world
就在後面 are right down there!
出來投降 Give yourselves up!
你們偷了 You've stolen property
美國政府的財產 of the United States government.
出現面對 Come out peacefully
告訴我們想知道的消息 and tell us everything we want to know,
否則將以叛國罪關起來 or you will be locked up and tried for treason!
而且你們絕對不能參加返校舞會 And there is no way you are going to homecoming!
但，爸 But, Dad!
不准說話，小女孩 Not another word, young lady.
我要你們進去這台防彈悍馬車 I want you to get into this bulletproof Humvee
仔細反省你們做的好事 this minute. And I want you to think about what you have done!
別浪費汗水在小事上 Don't sweat the little things, guys
電影名稱：我的完美男孩 注意重要的事情 Keep your eye on the bigger things, guys
如果你靠近點看 If you look a little closer
你會看得更清楚 You're gonna get a better picture
如跟我可以一起歡笑 You and I would make too fun life
讓夜晚發狂 Rockets in the night
將頭上下甩 Keep your head up, keep the down
全部甩開，做你自己 Throw it all in,make your own ground
如果你要惡作劇，弄大一點 And if you're gonna make a mess, make it loud
如果你要表達立場，站出來 And if you're gonna take a stand, stand out
人生就是遊戲，我們要大玩特玩 Life is our game, we can go play
好好地玩，不要害怕 Shake a don't be afraid
如果你要惡作劇，弄大一點 And if you're gonna make a mess, make it loud
如果你要表達立場，站出來 And if you're gonna take a stand, stand out
站出來，喔，喔 Stand out, oh, oh
站出來 Stand out
兩天前
我們寫完了 We're done.
只花十分鐘？ In ten minutes?
事實上是九分鐘 Nine, actually.
我欣賞你的自信，嘉比 I appreciate your confidence, Gabby,
但你才二年級，而這是高等微積分課程 but you're sophomores and this is senior calculus.
你跟梅回去再檢查看看 Why don't you and Mae check your work?
好了，檢查完了 Yep, still done.
嘉比與嘉比的菜鳥，降低大家的成績 Gabby and Gabby junior, wrecking the curve.
跟平常一樣 As usual.
蠢蛋 Dorks.
哈哈哈 ( laughing )
夏皮羅老師，可以給我們離開證明了嗎？ Mrs. Shapiro, may we have hall passes?
梅要去家教，我則要主持餐廳 Mae is tutoring, and I'm heading up a meeting about
健康食譜的會議 healthier choices on the cafeteria menu.
為了改善環境，實在沒時間浪費 There's no time to waste when there's so much to improve around here.
感謝 - 大家叫我們蠢蛋 Thanks. They called us dorks.
不對，他們說的是叉匙 No, no, no, they said sporks.
世界上最多功能的餐具 It's the world's most versatile utensil.
所以，3/4 pi 的正切是... So, the tangent of three pi over four is...
嗯，這是第二象限，所以... Well, it's in quadrant two, so...
我永遠都搞不懂 I'll never get it.
嘿，你是四分衛，對吧？ Hey, you play quarterback, right?
閉上眼睛 Close your eyes.
拜託，相信我 Come on, just trust me.
想像一下足球場上 So picture the football field
有一個大圓 as a circle on the graph.
近端鋒的位置就是零... The tight end is lined up at zero...
在那個圓的半徑上 on the path of the circle.
防衛球員就在pi/4 位置 Strong safety is at pi over four...
而自由防衛球員在... the free safety is...
呃，3/4 pi Uh, three pi over four.
而當X是負數的時候... And with X being negative...
所以答案就是 - 1 the answer is negative one.
賓果 Bingo.
我知道了，哇，這...很酷 I got it! Wow, that... that is so cool.
我不知道你喜歡足球 I didn't know you liked football.
我其實不喜歡... I don't really...
但...你喜歡 but... you do.
你其他方面也擅長嗎？我是說，社交上的 What's your deal? I mean, social-life wise?
你要參加返校舞會嗎？ Are you going to homecoming?
喔 Oh.
在這週末嗎？ Is that this weekend?
這是一年中最重要的週末 It's the biggest weekend of the year.
你會去參加舞會吧？ You're going to the dance, right?
我不知道 I don't know.
嘉比跟我喜歡隨機應變 Gabby and I like to play it by ear.
我們跟我們的朋友 Us and all of our friends,
我們這團，這小組都是這樣 our crew, our posse.
嗯，那你應該參加 Well, you should go.
要不然你不知道你錯過什麼 You never know what you'll miss.
你相信嗎？ - 嗯 Can you believe it? Yeah.
我知道這聽起來很瘋狂 I know this is gonna sound crazy.
我覺得傑登喜歡我 I feel like Jaden likes me.
他需要你... He needs you...
解決他的數學問題 to do his problem sets.
我跟傑登，不可能，對吧 Me and Jaden, impossible, right?
但我們今天提到 But we had this moment today,
他本來要邀我參加返校舞會 and it's like, he was gonna ask me to homecoming.
梅，你有聽過一個故事 Mae, have you ever heard the story
女生遇見男生 of a girl who met a boy
一起改變世界？ and changed the world?
沒有，因為從來就沒發生過 No, because there isn't one.
聽著，誰在乎這裡的學生都不喜歡我們 Look, who cares that people here don't like us
或是我們沒被邀請參加蠢舞會 or if we don't get invited to silly dances?
我們很有智慧 We have the brains.
我們是最佳團隊 We're an amazing team,
然後有一天，我們會讓他們大吃一驚 and someday, we're gonna blow them all away.
但我們得先專心 But we need to focus.
男生只會造成分心 Boys are a distraction.
你說的對 You're right.
你永遠都是對的 You're always right. ( bell ringing )
投內薇舞會王后一票， Nevaeh for homecoming queen, obviously.
投內薇舞會王后一票，謝謝 aeh for homecoming queen. Thanks.
都修好了，法蘭恩校長 All fixed, Principal Fragner.
之後你看影片時就不會當機 It won't crash when you load videos
現在比之前快十倍 and it should run ten times faster now.
喔，謝謝，嘉比 Well, thanks, Gabby.
現在我可以好好學習線上探戈課程 Now I can catch up on my online tango lessons.
好吧 Okay.
喔 Oh!
喔，怎麼了？ Oh, what's wrong?
傑登傳簡訊給我 Jaden texted.
我跟你說過忘了他 I told you to forget about him.
他傳簡訊給我，突如其然 He texted me. Unprovoked.
「練席結束後找我」，席打錯字了欸 "Meet me after practise." With an S.
「我得問你很重要的問題」 "Have to ask letter U an important question."
「到時後見」，後打錯了 "C U Lader." With a D.
哇，就算是自動校正軟件也沒辦法幫助他 Wow. Even auto-correct can't help this kid.
嗯，我是說，一定是問舞會的事 Well, I mean, it must be about the dance.
哪有什麼比這還重要的？ What else would be important?
梅 Mae.
傑登史塔不會邀你參加舞會 Jaden Stark is not gonna ask you to homecoming.
「到時候見」 "See you there."
改成「建」 T-H-E-I-R.
惡，不會吧 Ugh. You didn't.
我要過去 I'm going.
如凱薩大帝說的 (這邊指的是莎士比亞的戲劇) To quote Julius Caesar,
「懦夫死一千次」 (原文為「懦夫死一千次，英雄只死一次」，意思是越怕死越容易死) "Cowards die a thousand deaths."
你知道凱薩大帝被刺殺死的對吧？ You know Caesar got stabbed, right?
當然知道 Hmm.
謝謝，內薇 Thanks, Nevaeh.
只需要一個單字解釋，各位！ 專注！ It's all about one word, men! Focus!
信心，防禦 Heart! Defense!
強韌 Tenacity!
你好 Hi.
惡，這太不明智了 Uh, this is so ill-advised.
好吧，傑登來的時候 Okay, now when Jaden comes over here,
表現自然一點 act normal.
不要說任何太聰明的事 Don't say anything smart.
就這樣 - 喔喔 Okay. Uh-oh.
我想我不是你最大的問題 I don't think I'm your problem.
為什麼內薇衝著我們過來？ Why is Nevaeh coming over here?
他又不認識我 She doesn't even know who I am.
你好(法文)，小姐們 Bon jour, ladies.
你們怎麼會過來？ What brings you here?
傑登邀我們過來 Jaden invited us.
梅，你跟傑登 Mae, you and Jaden
根本不是在同一個圈子的吧 aren't even on the same social radar.
你看，這就是社交圈 See, here's the social radar
這裡呢，是西伯利亞 and over here is Siberia,
更上面...就是... and over there, that's--
就是你 That's you.
哈哈哈 ( laughter )
為什麼大家都喜歡你？ Why do people even like you?
哼，我又不是想要 Well, I'm not the one trying to
搶走別人舞伴的人 steal someone's homecoming date.
梅認為傑登要邀請她參加舞會 Mae thinks Jaden is asking her.
但傑登跟我已經開始約會 But Jaden and I have been dating for like,
十七天整了吧 17 whole days.
大家都知道這件事，很明顯 And everyone knows it except, apparently,
只有學校資優生不知道 the school geniuses.
我從來...我從來沒說過那句話 I never-- I never said that.
我知道你想說什麼，想做什麼，小可愛 I know what you saids and dids, pumpkin.
我知道你一廂情願 And I know a crush when I see one.
所以滾遠一點 So back off.
嘿，這是怎麼回事？ Hey, what's going on?
喔，只是聊女生的閒話 Oh, silly girl talk.
嘿，傑登，嗯 Hey, Jaden, um,
你要邀請我參加舞會，對吧？ you're asking me to the dance, right?
對 Yeah.
哈哈哈 ( laughter )
我就知道 I knew it.
但王國裡總有些無聊的 But there have been some nasty rumors
傳言 in the kingdom.
哈哈哈 ( laughter )
梅，我想問你的是... Mae, what I wanted to ask you was...
我們明天可以複習二次函數嗎？ can we go over quadratic functions tomorrow?
你知道，我毫無頭緒 You know me, I'm clueless.
是啊，我們看的出來 Yes, we can see that.
抱歉戳破你的幻想 Sorry to burst your bubble.
表情符號哭哭 Sad face emoji.
再見(法文) Au revoir.
我們走吧，梅 Let's go, Mae.
跟你說過這主意很糟 Told you this was a bad idea.
嘿，內薇 Hey, Nevaeh!
我的幻想才沒被戳破 My bubble is totally un-burst
因為我早就有男朋友了 because I already have a boyfriend!
梅，你在做什麼？ Mae, what are you doing?
沒錯，我的男友 See, my boyfriend,
超帥 so cute.
超級型男 Total hot burger.
他叫做... And his name is...
艾伯特 - 艾伯特 Albert. Albert!
喔 - 沒錯，就是這樣 Oh. Yeah, that's right.
他精通五種運動，高智商 He's varsity in five sports, genius IQ.
而且他還關心瀕臨絕種動物 And he volunteers with endangered animals.
瀕臨絕種動物的小孤兒 Orphan endangered animals.
那，我什麼時候才能見到... So when can we meet this...
艾伯特？ Albert?
喔，嗯，我想，問題是... Oh, well, see, the thing is...
他住在阿拉斯加 he lives in Alaska.
在阿拉斯加的小角落嗎？ Right around the corner in Alaska?
真有那麼一瞬間 For a second there,
我還以為你會發明個 I thought you were gonna pick some
什麼沒聽過的地方遮掩 super remote place to cover up the fact
他根本不存在的事實 that he doesn't exist.
哈，走吧，女孩們 Huh! Come on, ladies.
你剛害了我們什麼？ What did you just get us into?
男朋友呢？哈哈哈 ( indistinct chatter ) ( laughter )
嘿，梅，我等不及見你的新男友了 Hey, Mae! Can't wait to meet your new boyfriend!
我不知道為什麼要這麼做 I don't know why I did that.
暫時發瘋吧 Temporary insanity.
你們好哇，小姐們 Ahoy, ladies.
需要載你們一程嗎？ Need a ride?
呃，梅，你哥買了台計程車欸 Uh, Mae, your brother bought a cab.
巴特，你買了計程車？ Bart, you bought a cab?
不，這是經典款 No, it's a classic car.
你喜歡嗎？嘉比？ You like it, Gabby?
當然 Absolutely!
我爺爺也有一台一樣的... My grandpa used to have a car exactly like this...
他開計程車的時候 when he drove a cab.
我用很划算的價格買到 I got a great deal on it.
而你們有這個權利被我載 And you guys only get the privilege to get a ride
是因為高年級生為了舞會 because the seniors got out early
提早下課 because of homecoming. ( phone chimes )
喔，梅，恭喜你獲得內薇巴恩斯的青睞 Oh, Mae, congrats on getting owned by Nevaeh Barnes.
沒錯，這傳遍學校網站了 Yeah, it is all over our school's website.
我從來沒做過這麼可悲的事 And even I have never done anything that pathetic.
真的嗎？要不要說說那次 Really? How about that time you cried
你的魔獸阿凡達死去，你痛哭的故事？ when your Wizardcraft avatar died?
請勿對殞落的英雄不尊敬 Do not disrespect a fallen hero.
卡夫達用魔法拯救過幾萬個人 Kravtar saved thousands with his magic.
載我們回家吧，巴特 Just drive us home, Bart.
價格一樣嗎？ Do we all ride for the same price?
喔 Oh.
我現在想在家上學會不會太遲了 I wonder if it's too late to be home-schooled.
假男朋友？ A fake boyfriend?
我們要去哪生一個？ How are we going to pull that one off?
嗯，我可沒在網路上創造一個假的男孩 Well, I'm not gonna create an online profile for some pretend boy.
這樣很詭異且無聊 - 同意 That's just creepy and lame. Agreed.
我想我只能說實話 Guess I'll just have to come clean.
然後永遠被內薇跟她的跟班們嘲笑到死 And be taunted for all eternity by Nevaeh and her minions.
為什麼傑登要跟她交往 Why is Jaden even with her?
我以為他不一樣 I thought he was different.
這就是我一直跟你說的 That's what I've been trying to tell you.
高中男生就跟舊的智慧型手機一樣 High school boys are like old smart phones.
又大又慢 They're buggy, they think too slowly.
而且你最需要的時候就會當機 And they crash when you need them most.
我們也許可以發明一個新的？ Why don't we invent a better one?
什麼？ What?
我們可以替你打造一個男友 What if we make you a boyfriend?
一個可以互動的虛擬男孩 An interactive, virtual boy.
史上最棒的男孩 Like the best one ever.
那要怎麼做？ And we do that how?
我暑假在電玩公司待過 I spent the summer at coder camp.
你爸設計了世界上最棒的電玩遊戲 And your dad designs the coolest video game characters in the world.
他的軟件可以拿來用 His software must be off the chain.
嗯，是這樣沒錯 Well, yeah.
但這很冒險 And totally off limits.
我是說，他的辦公室像銀行金庫密不透風 I mean, his office is locked up like a bank vault.
我們不需要進去 We don't need to get inside.
我們只要進入他的資料庫 We could just surf in on bits of data.
你是說駭進去我爸的安全網路 So you want to hack into my dad's secure network
製造出高科技男友？ and build me some high-def boyfriend?
這太瘋狂了 That's insane.
我知道，但總比讓奈薇嘲笑好吧 I know, but it's better than letting Nevaeh win.
那你要在我家過夜 You better sleep over.
我傳簡訊給我媽 Let me text my mom.
好，可以了 - 好，那我們絕對不能被抓到 Okay, I can. Okay, but we cannot get caught.
因為我爸對他的工作超保密 My dad is super secretive about his work.
那有什麼了不起 What's the big deal?
只是個電玩公司，又不是國防部 It's a video-game company, not the Department of Defense.
國防部秘密研究室
歡迎來到我的小實驗室，將軍 Welcome to my humble lab, General.
不用多禮，博士，我來看看湯姆大叔(美國)花錢叫你做什麼 All right, doctor, time to see what Uncle Sam's been paying you for.
喔，請跟我來 Oh, just follow me.
你們可以搭電梯，然後...好吧 You can take the elevator. And you can-- Okay.
將軍，這裡是X-17的發源地 Gentlemen, I give you the future birthplace of the X-17.
世界上第一個隱蔽式機器人大兵 The world's first covert robotic operative.
這是很了不起的成就... It's an impressive achievement...
理論上 in theory.
你準備好進行製造階段了嗎？ Are you prepared to move to the fabrication stage?
你可以向總統報告 You get the go-ahead from the President,
我就會創造歷史 and I'll make history.
我會考慮 - 謝謝你，將軍 Consider it done. Thank you, sir.
傑克絲 Jenks!
我們做到了，各位 We did it, guys!
唉，你爸的網路系統有二十層加密 Ugh, your dad's network has like 20 layers of encryptions.
我們家連微波爐都用密碼保護 Even our microwave is password protected.
保全開啟 COMPUTER: Door secure.
我們不能放棄 We can't quit.
只要有這個軟件，就可以創造艾伯特 With this software, Albert could be totally virtual.
他可以傳簡訊，打電話，上網聊天 He could text, call, and video chat,
完全自動化，而且比3D還好 all on his own. He'll be better than 3D.
而且會三倍帥氣 He'll be 3D-licious.
嗯嗯 Mmm.
進去了 We're in!
歡迎來到卓越電玩公司 COMPUTER: Welcome to Superior Gaming Incorporated
就是這裡 This is it.
開始創造原型 COMPUTER: Begin prototype creation.
輸入效忠地區 Enter geopolitical allegiance.
我不知道欸，葛來分多嗎？ I don't know. Griffindor?
美國 America.
本案的基地為何？ COMPUTER: What is the project home base?
高中 The high school.
本案的指揮官是誰？ COMPUTER: Who is the project commander?
當然是你羅 You. Duh.
設定角色能力水準 COMPUTER: Set character capability levels.
我一直說要玩就要玩大一點 Go big or go home, I always say.
嘉比，這是有人對我做過 Gabs, this is the sweetest thing
最貼心的事了 that anyone has ever done for me.
嘿，也許我們只是小圈圈 Hey, our circle may be small,
但成員還是可以享有特權 but membership does have its privileges.
告訴我你的理想男性特質 Now tell me your ideal male human.
不要傑登，想更好的 And do not say Jaden. Aim higher.
嗯，他要長的高，棕色頭髮 Well, he'd be tall with brown hair.
不要我要金髮藍眼睛 No, blonde with blue eyes.
收到 Meow-zers.
雖然他很帥，但他自己不知道 And even though he's super cute, he doesn't know it.
這樣讓他看起來更可愛 TOGETHER: Which makes him even cuter.
這太棒了 This is amazing.
可以輸入資料成為虛擬影像的DNA It's taking our data and turning it into virtual DNA.
他要很有禮貌，就跟加拿大人一樣 He would be super polite, like almost Canadian.
他要敏銳並且勇敢 He would be sensitive and brave.
只要看我一眼 And with just one look,
就知道我的感覺 he would know exactly how I feel.
喔，還有他要強壯 Oh, and he should be strong
但不是無腦 without being a meathead.
還有誠實 And honest.
我不用一直猜他到底在想什麼 I wouldn't have to guess what he's thinking all the time.
他就會跟我說 He would just tell me.
真令人興奮 Mind-blowing.
我希望他能注意到小細節 I want him to notice the little things.
還有比他的年齡還聰明 And be wise beyond his years.
跟他一起參加返校舞會不會像跟其他 Going to homecoming with him wouldn't be awkward or scary
男生一樣尷尬或是恐慌 like it would be with other boys.
當他牽著我的手走進舞池 And when he walks into the dance holding my hand,
一切都很完美 it's just perfect,
像是走進灑滿玫瑰花瓣的路上 like strolling down a rose-petaled path
在巴黎的月光下閃閃發光 in the sparkling moonlight in Paris.
哇，你還想的真仔細 Wow. You've really thought about this.
然後大家都會看著我們 And everyone will be watching.
但我只會感覺只有我們兩個人存在 But it'll feel like we're the only two people on earth.
當他親我... And when we kiss...
一定是最棒的親吻 it'll be the perfect kiss.
那瞬間會成為我的永恆回憶 And the moment will burn in my memory forever,
像是腦海中的刺青 like a magical brain tattoo.
喔，哇 Oh, wow.
我是不是太強啦 Am I good or what?
你好，梅 Hello, Mae.
進行製作程序 COMPUTER: Begin fabrication sequence.
喔，真瘋狂 Oh, that was crazy.
梅？ Mae?
你還好嗎？ Are you okay?
我看的到他 I can still see him.
他是這麼...完美 He was so-- perfect.
你聞到燒焦味了嗎？我想我們可能燒燬電路了 Do you smell smoke? I think we might have fried some circuits.
你可以再說一次 You can say that again.
來吧 Come on.
這是我們造成的嗎？ Did we do this?
除非電腦自己會煮東西 Unless they make computers in extra crispy Cajun-style,
我得說是我們幹的 I'd say yes.
待在這 Wait here.
抓到你了 Busted.
哈 Huh.
巴特 Bart.
我以為你睡著了 I thought you were asleep.
沒有，正義從不睡覺 No, justice never sleeps.
我現在是家裡唯一的男人， I'm the man of the house right now.
護城大將 The keeper of the realm.
擅自進入我爸的辦公室 And trespassing in my dad's office
是嚴重犯規 is a major offense.
嗯，我很欣賞你這麼慎重 Well, I'd appreciate your discretion.
然而，沒這麼容易進去 Well, it's-- It will not come cheap.
聽起來怪怪的，你打什麼主意？ That sounds kind of creepy. What do you have in mind?
你跟我一起參加返校舞會 Homecoming, you and me.
絕不可能 - 拜託，你要開放一點 Unthinkable. Come on, just expand your mind.
我不相信什麼學校舉辦的浪漫活動 I do not believe in school-sponsored romantic events.
這只是為了賣胸花而已 It's a front for the corsage industry.
我在網路上讀過 I read about it online.
很不幸地，我爸的車開進來了 That's unfortunate because that's my dad's car pulling in.
怎麼回事？ What's going on?
好吧，替我們擋一下 Fine! Cover for us.
什麼？好吧？到底要不要參加啊？ What? Like, okay? Like fine, are we going?
製造程序完成 COMPUTER: Fabrication sequence complete.
汪汪汪 ( dog barking )
歡迎回家，老爸 Welcome home, Pops!
我最愛的榜樣如何啊？ How's my favorite role model?
你想要多少零用錢？巴特？ How much do you want, Bart? Huh?
好吧，20元，夠了嗎？ Okay, 20 bucks, is that enough?
爸，你太多疑了 Dad, you're so cynical.
也許我只想要恭喜你 Maybe I just want to celebrate you.
過了十六年，你才突然變這樣？不行，我有工作要做 After 16 years, you're starting now? No, I have work to do--
不，不，工作可以等 No, no, work can wait.
媽不在家 Mom is out of town.
她不在？ - 對啊 She is? Yeah.
這表示一切都是你的 That means it's you time.
你知道，你可以放鬆一點 You know, why don't you chillaxify.
看看電視 Vegetize.
是有東西燒焦了嗎？ Is something burning?
要喝甘菊茶嗎？ Spot of chamomile tea?
喔 Oh.
我們要不要到這裡來 Why don't we come on over here?
可以坐在你最愛的躺椅上 We'll settle into your lucky thinking chair.
巴特 Bart.
喔喔 -喔 Ooh. Oh.
還可以播放你最愛的輕柔爵士樂 We'll even throw on some of that smooth jazz you love.
喔，我喜歡輕柔爵士樂 Oh, I love the smooth jazz, yes.
就像這樣 There you go.
你現在覺得如何？ How do you feel now?
非常舒服，但還是很可疑... Comfortable. Suspicious but...
...舒適 ...comfortable.
好吧 Okay.
好，發生什麼大事了？ All right, what's the big emergency?
喔，喔 Ho-oh!
不要說出去 Keep your cookies in the jar.
我們不能讓內薇打敗我們 We cannot let Nevaeh get the best of us,
所以我駭進你爸的電腦 so I hacked into your dad's computer
替梅設計一個男朋友 and designed Mae a boy.
不只是普通男友 Not just any boy.
是最棒的男朋友 The best boy ever.
夠了，我得去跟爸說 Okay, I'm gonna go throw up.
你們自己保重 Good luck with this, ladies.
等等，等等，所以我們的約定不算嗎？ Wait, wait, wait! So I guess our deal is off?
等等，什麼約定？ Wait, what deal?
這是非常私人且秘密的約定 A very personal and private deal
所以不干你的事 which is none of your concern.
好吧，我跟你說我替你擋一下的時候 Okay, when I told you I would cover for you,
我可沒說包括這部分 I didn't mean all this!
喔，好吧 Oh, fine!
明天你們去學校 Just go to school tomorrow.
我早上都沒課 I have a free period in the morning,
我有時間處理 I'll handle this.
你認為你有辦法處理嗎？ And you really think you can fix all this?
簡單，小聰明 Easy, hotshot.
你不是唯一知道怎麼處理主機板的人 You're not the only one who knows your way around a motherboard.
嗨，爸，再見，爸 Hi, Dad. Bye, Dad.
再見，哈利伯父 See you, Dr. Hartley.
麥可非將軍 General McFee.
我已經打給你幾個鐘頭了 I've been trying you for hours.
你最好趕快到實驗室來 You better get yourself down to the lab, now!
發生了意外 There's been an incident.
我...我...當然， I-- I-- of course, yes.
我這就去 I-- I'm on my way.
喔，梅！ Oh, Mae!
真是驚喜啊 (法文) Quelle surprise.
我們要遲到了 We're late for class.
你的新男友剛加我為好友 Your new boyfriend just added me.
還真是帥啊 Talk about Gorgie McGorgeous.
什麼？ BOTH: What?
誰創他的頁面啊？ But who created this page?
我沒有 I didn't.
他已經跟學校一半的人都加好友了 He's already connected to half the school!
艾伯特還真是紅啊 Albert's gone viral.
喔，別假裝這麼驚訝 Oh, don't act so surprised.
承認吧 Admit it.
你創了一個假男友的頁面 You created a fake boyfriend profile.
假男友檔案，容許我這麼說 A faux-beau-file, if you will.
不，我們沒有 No, we didn't.
喔，是嗎？ Oh, yeah?
證明給我看啊 Prove me wrong.
這是你嗎？ Is that all you got?
我覺得你很帥 I think you're hot
嘿，嘿，嘿 Hey! Hey! Hey!
我覺得你很帥 I think you're hot
但你不是 But you're not
這是你嗎？ Is that all you got?
呦，這是你嗎？ Yo, is that all you got?
我覺得你很帥 I think you're hot
是他欸 It's him.
不可能吧 BOTH: It can't be.
是艾伯特 It's Albert.
你在這啊 There you are.
她在這啊 There she is.
你出現了欸 There you are.
我真不敢相信 I can't believe it.
艾伯特，不好意思 Albert, I'm sorry.
不是有意打擾 I don't mean to intrude,
但你怎麼會出現在這？ but what are you doing here?
我爸調到首府這邊了 My dad got transferred from D.C.
這是82號好友，內薇吧 If it isn't friend number 82, Nevaeh!
就是天堂倒過來拚 That's heaven spelled backwards.
沒錯 Yes.
你好 Hi.
嗯，我就直接問了吧 So, let me just get this straight.
你跟梅 You and Mae...
正在約會嗎？ are dating?
不， No.
不只是約會 It's more than dating.
你們很清楚 You guys know how it is.
遇到你的命中注定 When you meet the one.
你真正注定要在一起的人 That one person you're really meant for.
就像是 It's like
你第一次認真活著 being alive for the first time.
這就是梅給我的感覺 That's how Mae makes me feel.
那好，歡迎來到麥可邁高中 Well, welcome to McMaster High.
希望你不要加入錯誤的團體 Make sure you don't fall in with the wrong crowd.
走吧，小姐們 Let's go, ladies.
好吧 All right.
誰要帶我去註冊辦公室？ Now who would like to show me to the registrar's office?
喔，我願意，我願意 TOGETHER: Ooh! I will! I will!
到底怎麼回事？ What just happened?
我不知道...還不知道 I don't know... yet!
我還不知道 I don't know yet.
來吧 Come on.
這得要花上幾個月才能修好 This will take months to repair.
是誰搞壞的？ Who could have broken in?
門鎖都是從內部被破壞 The locks were busted from the inside.
這代表不是外部侵入，是內部逃出 This wasn't a break-in, it was an escape.
有人入侵你的伺服器 Someone hacked into the servers
並且組裝了第一個 X-17 and assembled the first X-17.
經過了五年的計劃，真的成功了？ After 5 years of planning, and it actually worked?
喔，天啊 Oh, boy.
喔，天啊！ Oh, boy!
喔，耶 Oh, yeah!
我就是天才計劃的主持人 Who's the man with the genius plan?
創造了客制化的機器人 Making an android on demand!
喔，天啊 Oh, boy.
你剛剛聽到我說的話嗎？博士 Did you hear what I said, doctor?
我們遭到入侵，我們的防護系統被破壞 We were hacked. Our security has been breached.
原型機消失了 The prototype is at large.
這是國家級的大事 This is a national emergency!
我說的夠清楚了嗎？ Do I make myself clear?
喔，天啊 Oh, boy.
我不把它當作是滑雪板 I don't think of it as snowboarding.
我把它當作是與雪山之間 I think of it as forging a mystical connection
的神秘連接 to the mountain.
而我進入讓我靈魂飛舞的地方 Entering that place where your soul flies.
這種感覺，因紐特人稱呼為Kuvia Sung Nerk (阿拉斯加的原住民) It's the sensation the Inuit people call Kuvia Sung Nerk.
他到底從哪來的？ Where did he come from?
我們得搞清楚 We have to figure this out.
啊哼 Uh-huh.
不好意思，但艾拉跟我一定得跟你說 I'm sorry, but, Ella and I just have to tell you.
艾伯特很成熟 Albert is so evolved.
他很貼心，但也很大男孩 He's sweet, but he's a boy-boy, too.
他感情上非常敏銳 He is emotionally ambidextrous.
梅妮，不只是這樣 Marnie, it is so much more than that.
艾伯特就像... Albert is like,
啊啊啊啊，你知道嗎？ uhhhnn, you know?
嗯，我知道你的意思 Hmm, I know what you mean.
正常人不會憑空出現 People don't just appear one day out of thin air.
小姐，我可以護送你去上課嗎？ Ladies, may I escort you to class?
嘿，兩位，等我 Hey, guys, wait up.
這是很常見的錯... It's an honest mis--
這張一點用也沒有 These are useless.
一定有人看到才對 Someone must have seen something!
X-17 本來就是設計成 The X-17 is designed to infiltrate
不會被發現的，將軍 its surroundings without detection, sir.
是嗎？ Yeah?
那好，也許你設計得太好了 Well, maybe you designed it too well.
現在他可能在任何地方 It could be anywhere.
或是變成任何人 Or anyone.
傑克絲 Jenks!
跟我說你找到目擊證人 Tell me you have a witness.
並非完全沒有，將軍 Nothing solid, sir.
昨天晚上一位女士遛狗 Just a lady walking her dog last night.
她說什麼嗎？ - 有 Did she give a description? Yes.
女士說他「超級帥， She said he was "super cute candy sugar in my eye holes
而且身材一級棒」將軍 and the honorary mayor of Hunky Town," sir.
你讓我越高，越高，向上，寶貝 You take me higher and higher and higher, baby
你坐在我旁邊，我幾乎無法呼吸 When you sit next to me, I, I can barely breathe
越高，越高，向上，寶貝 Higher and higher and higher, baby
我無時不刻需要你 I need you all the time
我要說你是我的 Say that you will be mine
再向上，等等再往回 Pull up wait, back again
太高了空氣不足 So high up need oxygen
派對在這女孩都來 Party over here girl bring a friend
我喜歡你頭髮吹的樣子 I love the way your hair blow in the wind
女孩我希望我們不要結束 Girl, I hope we never end
因為你的愛是我的解藥 'Cause your love is my medicine
我不能假裝，你讓我投降 I can't pretend, you got it all
就像火箭飛向高空 Like a spaceship rocket taking off
更高，更高，向上，寶貝 Higher and higher and higher, baby
你坐在我身邊，我幾乎無法呼吸 When you sit next to me, I, I can barely breathe
更高，更高，向上，寶貝 Higher and higher and higher, baby
我無時不刻需要你 I need you all the time
我要說你是我的 Say that you will be mine
耶 Yeah
帶我更高，更高，更高，向上 Take me higher, higher, higher, higher
你讓我無法解釋 You got that can't explain
就是愛吧，女孩就是這樣 Kind of love, girl, it's the way
每一天都這麼覺得 You make me feel like day to day
一個觸碰讓我發瘋 Just one touch I go insane
這麼高，我們無法停止 So high we can't stop now
讓喇叭大聲地放 Keep our speakers way too loud
如果有人想讓我們閉嘴 And if they try to shut us down
我們就會大聲唱 We just turn it up and take it
更高，更高，向上，寶貝 Higher and higher and higher, baby
我無時不刻需要你 I need you all the time
我要說你是我的 Say that you will be mine
帶我更高，更高，更高，向上 Take me higher, higher, higher, higher
這是戰爭與和平 It's War and Peace.
梅的最愛 Mae's favorite.
我知道你是哪來的了 I've figured out who you are.
再明顯也不過了 It's so obvious.
哇，這本書真有深度 Wow. That book is deep.
你是從電玩公司跑出來的 You're from the video game company.
這是一種行銷，對吧 This is like, a viral marketing campaign, right?
真天才 It's genius.
讓人入侵他們的遊戲 They let someone hack into their game
然後第二天就請一個演員 and then the next day, an actor shows up
假裝成你設計的角色 in makeup as the character you designed.
我一定要買這個遊戲 I am totally gonna buy this game.
所以這是什麼，矽膠嗎？ So what is this, vulcanized rubber?
我名叫艾伯特班克 My name is Albert Banks.
我來自冰川瀑布 - 阿拉斯加，我知道 I'm from Glacier Falls-- Alaska. I know.
你一定背了整晚對吧 You must have studied for this all night.
而且你做得很好 And you've done a great job.
內薇的表情真是太經典了 The look on Nevaeh's face was epic.
只要能讓梅開心就好 Anything to make Mae happy.
所以我才要跟你說 That's what I want to talk to you about.
你太認真了 You're going a little overboard.
傲慢與偏見 Pride and Prejudice.
真可惡 Scoundrel.
求婚？ A marriage proposal?
快說啊，達西先生 Spit it out, Mr. Darcy.
太好了 Yes.
這就是我想說的 This is what I mean.
你太過完美了 You're being a little too awesome.
要是你離開了，梅會哭得很慘 And when you go home, Mae will be crushed.
而我要收拾爛殘局 And I'll be left to pick up the pieces.
我不是演員 I'm not an actor.
任務完成之前我也不會離開 And I'm not leaving here until my mission is accomplished.
我要在返校舞會親吻梅 I'm going to kiss Mae at homecoming.
完美的親吻 A perfect kiss.
你又說這些蠢話了 There you go again with the sappy stuff.
謝謝你搓合我跟梅 Thanks for setting me and Mae up,
現在由我接手就好 but I can take it from here.
嘿，巴特 Hey, Bart.
嘉比，怎麼了？ - 電腦還好嗎？ Gabby, what is going on? How is everything going with the computer?
喔，電腦，喔，你知道 Oh, the computer, oh, it's, you know,
一團亂啊 it's--it's horrible, okay?
我本來要打電話給你 I was gonna give you a call
但我看到一個天使臉孔 but then I saw a picture of an angel-faced,
魔鬼身材的男人跟我妹在一起的照片 muscle-bound man-boy on my sister's photo feed.
好吧，巴特，先別生氣 Okay, Bart, don't freak out.
但那個男的是我們設計的，他有點...愛炫耀 But the boy we designed, he kind of... showed up.
什麼？ What?
我有很好的理由解釋 There's an explanation for this.
只是還沒找到 I just haven't found it yet.
我替你解釋 I'll explain it for you.
你憑空創造生命 You have conjured life from the primeval void.
你已經干預了宇宙本身 You have meddled with nature itself.
謝謝你沒生氣 Thanks for not freaking out.
這會導致極大的災難 This will cause chaos of epic proportions.
這會讓空間和時間支離破碎 It will tear the fabric of space time.
你不知道嗎？ Don't you see?
在任何一個有邏輯的宇宙中 There is no version of the logical universe
我妹都不可能交男朋友 where my sister should have a boyfriend.
巴特，不要太誇張了 Bart, climb down from the ceiling.
你要先修好電腦 We can't figure out what's going on
我們才能知道怎麼了 until you fix that computer.
你已經換過記憶體了嗎？ Have you switched the memory chip?
嗯，不，我試過了，好嗎，但收發器... Yeah, no, I tried that, okay, but the transceiver...
不，我說的是長期記憶體 No, the refractory memory chip.
喔喔 Ohh!
結束後打電話給我 Call me when it's done.
九十，九一 90, 91.
新紀錄啊 New record!
一六一，一六二 161, 162,
一六三，一六四 163, 164,
一六五，一六六 165, 166,
一六七，一六八，一六九 167, 168, 169.
好了，夠了 Okay, stop.
小子，我根本算不了那麼多 Kid, I can't even count that high.
你在阿拉斯加也打過足球嗎？ You ever play football, Alaska?
沒有，教練，但我在我爸的船上丟過鮭魚 No, sir. But I used to throw salmon in my dad's boat.
把這個當魚丟丟看 Try this fish on for size.
葛利森，跑遠一點 Gleason, go long!
啊啊啊 ( screams )
你看到了嗎？ Did you see that?
真不敢相信 Unbelievable.
比較像不可能吧 More like un-possible.
我沒事 I'm okay!
喔，梅 Oh, Mae.
嘿，你好，來吧 Hey. Hi. Come on.
這毫無道理可言 ( bell ringing ) It doesn't make any sense.
是啊，我從來沒見過她跟這種男人在一起過 Yeah, I never saw her with a guy like him.
傑登，小甜心，沒人在乎她好嗎？ Jaden, sweetie, no one ever saw her at all.
她有什麼好看的？ What is there to see?
喔，等等聊 Oh, catch you guys later.
嘿，梅，我們不是要複習第四章嗎？ Hey, Mae, weren't we gonna meet today about chapter four?
喔，不，我忘了 Oh, no, I spaced.
我答應過艾伯特我要帶他走走 And I promised Albert I'd show him around.
不可能
梅，我要問你問題 Mae, I need to ask you something.
哇，兩位，這裡有很多... Wow, guys. There's a lot of...
有很多花粉啊 Lot of pollen out here.
嘿，嗯，嘉比，可以給我們一點隱私嗎？ Hey, um, Gabby, could we have a moment alone?
還好吧，這裡只有我們三個啊 That's fine. It's just the three of us.
喔，好吧 Oh, okay.
我就在那邊等，豚草的旁邊 I'll just be over here, next to the ragweed.
梅 Mae. ( sneezes )
你願意跟我參加返校舞會嗎？ Will you go to homecoming with me?
我願意 Yes.
不，我是說，不 No, I mean, no.
太快了，是嗎？ It's too sudden, is it?
我是說，聽著，這太瘋狂了 I mean... Look, this is crazy.
你可以邀請學校的任何一個女生 You could ask any other girl in the school.
任何一個匹配上你的人 Someone who's just as put together as you are.
只是從來都沒有人這樣看過我 People just don't really look at me that way.
那不是答案 That's not an answer.
嘿，呃，可以給我幾秒鐘嗎？ Hey, um, could you give me just one second?
可以 Yeah.
嘿，你還好嗎？ Hey, are you okay?
不，我不好 No, I'm not.
你不覺得你們進展太快了嗎？ Don't you think this is moving a little fast?
這已經不是遊戲計劃的一部份了 This wasn't part of the game plan.
什麼遊戲計劃？ What game plan?
我們永不停止小組啊 The unstoppable team!
我們要認真唸書，提早畢業 We're gonna study hard, graduate early,
上哈佛大學，成為百萬富翁 go to Harvard, become millionaires,
得諾貝爾獎，還有成為 win Nobel Prizes, and then become
美國總統與副總統 the president and vice-president of the United States.
喔，等等，等等 Oh, okay, okay.
你什麼時候跟我提過我的人生計劃了？ So when were you gonna tell me about the rest of my life?
拜託，我創造這個男生是要幫助你 Come on. I created this boy to help you.
但你現在卻讓一切都改變了 But now you're letting it change everything.
嘉比，艾伯特是我遇見最好的事 Gabby, Albert is the best thing that has ever happened to me.
你卻變得好像這是問題 And you're acting like it's a problem.
過去那些美好的 (Selena Gomez - Love You Like A Love Song) It's been said and done
事物都曾經唱過 Every beautiful thoughts been already sung
我想，現在又有新的一首歌了 And I guess right now here's another one
關於你的美好旋律 So your melody will play on and on
一直在播放 With the best of them
你的美好 You are beautiful
像夢想成真般的令我難以置信 Like a dream come alive, incredible
就像書本插畫，抒情且精美的令人驚訝 A sinful miracle, lyrical
你又給了我生命一次希望， You've saved my life again
我希望你知道 And I want you to know, baby
我愛你就像喜愛一首情歌，寶貝 I love you like a love song, baby
我愛你就像喜愛一首情歌，寶貝 I, I love you like a love song, baby
不受控制的一直重複聽著這首歌 And I keep hitting re-peat-peat-peat, yeah
沒人可以和你比較，你在我心裡 No one compares, you stand alone
是這麼獨一無二 To every record I own
像音樂觸動著我內心深處，這就是你 Music to my heart that's what you are
不斷觸動著我的內心深處 A song that goes on and on
我愛你就像喜愛一首情歌，寶貝 I, I love you like a love song, baby
我愛你就像喜愛一首情歌 I love you like a love song
那麼，返校舞會 So, homecoming.
你什麼時候要來接我？ What time are you picking me up?
她答應了 She said yes.
巴特？不要喊我的名字 Bart? Don't say my name.
有人在竊聽 - 誰啊？ They could be listening. Who?
你修好電腦了嗎？ Did you fix the computer?
當然，我修好電腦了 Yeah, I fixed the computer.
這太棒了！ That's fantastic!
不，這一點也不好 No, no, it is not fantastic.
我希望我從來沒修好 I wish I hadn't fixed it.
我希望我永遠不知道 I wish that I didn't know
我知道這件事 the things that I know.
你可以快點回來幫我嗎？ASAP Would you just do me a favor and get back here ASAP?
意思是越快越好 That means as soon as possible.
我知道ASAP的意思 I know what ASAP means.
怎麼回事？ What's going on?
我說的太多了，我得掛了 I've already said too much. I have to go.
將軍，情勢不斷加劇 Sir, the situation has escalated.
我們有十足理由相信，黑西格瑪 We now have reason to believe that Black Sigma
正在追 X- 17 is after the X-17.
黑西格嗎？那是什麼？重金屬搖滾樂團？ Black Sigma? What is that, a heavy metal band?
那是國際軍火商 They're international arms dealers.
他們想要的武器從來沒失手過 There is not a weapon they haven't tried to steal.
如果原型機落入他們的手裡 If the prototype falls into their hands,
就表示自由世界將陷入危險當中 the safety of the entire free world is in danger.
我搞不懂這到底怎麼回事 I don't understand any of this.
怎麼可能有人可以從內部啟動原型機？ How could somebody activate the prototype from the outside?
每個備份軟件都鎖在實驗室裡... Every copy of the software is in this lab.
怎麼了？博士？ What is it, doctor?
軟件還有一個備份 There's one more copy of the software.
安全嗎？ Is it secure?
嗯，我在家裡院子裡放著 Well, we have a "Keep Off The Grass" sign
「請勿踐踏草皮」 in our front yard.
真乾淨清潔公司
我們已經計劃偷這個武器好幾個月了 We have been planning to steal this weapon for months,
現在竟然有人搶在我們之前偷走 and now someone goes and grabs it out from under us.
這樣很不禮貌 That is very bad manners.
我們再也進不去實驗室了 We'll never get into lab now.
我們不需要進去 We don't need to get inside.
東西就在外面 The prize is out there now.
我們只要第一個找到就行 And we will be the first to find it.
請勿踐踏草皮 ( footsteps approaching )
巴特，讓我進去 Bart, let me in.
我怎麼知道真的是你？ How do I know it's you?
不要像個蠢蛋一樣行嗎 Stop being a massive knucklehead.
嗯，真的是你 Yeah, okay. It's you.
沒看到任何人跟蹤你 Nothing to see here.
你修好了？ You fixed it?
巴特，你真是大英雄 Bart, you're a hero.
你確定沒有跟蹤你嗎？ - 怎麼回事？ Are you sure you weren't followed? What is going on?
我爸其實不是電玩遊戲設計師 My dad is not a video game designer.
我過去的五年 The last 5 years of my life have been
通通是謊言 a complete lie.
我的青春期，都是謊言 My formative years, a fraud.
我像是一個披著人皮的人 I am a shell of a husk of a person.
你可以...看過來 Would you-- Look at this.
警告 COMPUTER: Warning.
你擅自闖入美國政府國防部 You are trespassing on a network of the United States
的網路系統 Department of Defense.
怎麼會？之前沒這個東西啊 What? This was not there before.
沒錯，一定是 Yeah, yeah, they must have put up
在你駭進去之後設置的... a firewall when you hacked in...
也就是我爸工作所屬的五角大廈 (美國國防部大樓) to the Pentagon, where my dad apparently works.
我駭進了五角大廈？ I hacked the Pentagon?
該死 Whoopsie.
嘿，不行，駭客小姐，現在你不應該這麼做 Hey, no, Miss-Hackey-Pants! This is the moment when you're supposed
不要讓事情更糟 to stop before you make things worse.
喔，不，更糟糕了 Oh, no. They just got worse.
「X-17，世界第一個隱藏型戰鬥機器人」 "The X-17, The World's First Covert Robotic Operative."
你知道你做了什麼嗎？ Do you realize what you've done?
沒錯，我設計了一個機動性強，無法偵測， Yes, I designed a highly mobile, undetectable,
帥氣，健康，又會速讀 handsome, wholesome, speed-reading,
又會彈烏克麗麗，夢幻眼神的機器人士兵 ukulele-playing, dreamy-eyed robot soldier.
而我又把他跟我好朋友搓合在一起 And I set him up with my best friend.
什麼？ ( metal scattering ) What?
快躲起來，快躲好 Hide, hide, hide, hide.
我可真想不到 That was unexpected.
就是他 ZEPHYR: That's him.
那就是武器 That's the weapon.
拿走檔案，剩下的都摧毀 Take the files, destroy the rest.
不，你不能... - 噓 No, you... Sh.
噓 Sh.
快走了，有人來了 Let's go, someone's coming.
不，不 No, no.
我才剛修好的說 I just fixed this.
事情越來越可疑(魚)了 Something really fishy is going on here.
武裝車？政府部門？ Armed intruders? Government agents?
這是又不是哈利家的塔可餅星期二 This is another Taco Tuesday at the Hartley household!
快走吧 Let's go.
黑西格瑪破壞過這裡 Black Sigma beat us here.
巴特的車在外面 Bart's car is outside.
我的孩子都在 My kids are here.
其它位置安全 MILITARY AGENT: All clear up here.
喔 Oh.
喔，你好，父親 Oh. Hello, Father.
你們在這做什麼？ What are you guys doing?
呃，沒有啊，我們在讀 Uh, nothing. We're just studying.
英文 - 數學 Engli-- Math.
感謝老天你們沒事 Well, thank goodness you're okay.
有人闖進來欸，梅在哪？ There was a break-in. Where's Mae?
喔，她跟男生出去約會 Oh, she's out with a boy.
呃，一個正直的好男生， Uh, a completely real boy who treats her
對她很尊重 with kindness and respect.
你們確定你們什麼都沒看到嗎？ Are you sure you two didn't see anything?
沒有，不可能，對吧，巴特 Nope, not us. Right, Bart?
沒有，什麼都沒 No, nothing at all. Mm-hmm.
這幾位紳士是誰啊，爸？ And who are these fine gentlemen, Dad?
喔，他們是... Oh, they're--
我在設計一款軍事電玩 I've been developing a military video game,
這些是我的顧問 and these are my consultants.
喔，這真是一派.... - 合理 Oh, that is a bunch of-- Common sense.
因為你想要讓遊戲更真實一點 Because you have to make sure the games are realistic.
對吧，巴特？ Right, Bart?
當然，要不然，就會像是 Yeah, otherwise, it would be like
假裝某件事 pretending something is one way,
但事實上，其實整件事都不是這樣 but in reality, it's an entirely different way.
對吧，吧？這樣就不誠實了 Right, Dad? And that would be dishonest.
對吧，爸？ Right, Dad?
說謊是不好的喔 And lying is bad.
對吧，爸？ Right, Dad?
巴特，你還好嗎？ Bart, are you okay?
哇，我很好，爸，說實話 Whoa, I'm fine, Dad. Honestly.
好了，巴特，你最好載我回家了 Okay, Bart, you'd better drive me home.
誠實才是最好的 Only honesty in this house!
他叫做艾伯特，這是他的任務資料 POX: His name is Albert, that's his mission data.
返校是什麼？ What is this homecoming?
我只接受事實 I will only accept the truth.
啊，抱歉 Ah. Sorry.
我剛有點失常，我現在冷靜下來了 I had a little bit of a moment, but I'm calm now.
我很冷靜 I'm calm.
看啊 There.
那兩個小鬼可以帶我們去返校 Those kids will lead us to homecoming.
跟著那台計程車 Follow that cab.
嘿，計程車 Hey, taxi.
老鷹隊的賽前派對 The Eagles pre-game party.
我想這裡是開始 And I guess it's as good a place
機器人末日的最好場合 as any to start the Robot Apocalypse.
不，才不是 No, it's not.
梅是艾伯特的任務指揮官，她可以把他關起來 Mae is Albert's mission commander. She can shut him down.
我只要跟她談談，她就會聽懂了 When I tell her that, I'm sure she'll listen.
嗨，嗨，各位 - 嗨 Hi. Hi, guys. Hi.
嗯，我不確定你是不是梅的任務指揮官了 Yeah, I'm not sure you're Mae's mission commander anymore.
我們分開去找他 Let's split up and track him down.
只是找 Just find him.
不要試圖一個人抓住他 Do not try to take him yourself.
為什麼？ Why?
你怕我弄亂他的髮型嗎？ Are you afraid I'll mess up his hair?
看看誰來了，沒有嘉比派對還不能開始呢 Look who's here. It ain't a party till Gabby shows up.
嘿，嘉比 Hey, Gabby.
哇，梅，買了新衣服？ Wow. Mae, new dress?
喔，艾伯特帶我去逛街 Oh, Albert took me shopping on the way here.
嗯哼 Uh-huh.
嗯，嘉比，我們聽說你替梅找到了完美男生 So Gabby, we hear you found Mae this perfect boy.
你可以替我跟艾拉也施展魔法嗎？ Could you work your magic for me and Ella?
我想我受夠了 I think I've done enough.
我喜歡175公分的男生，有點邋遢 I'd like a guy who's like five-nine-ish, scruffy,
但不要發臭；還有吃素 but not smelly, and vegan.
但不是自以為是的素食者 But not like snobby vegan.
嗯 Yeah.
喔，我喜歡的男生 Oh, and I'd like a guy
要會，呼魯魯魯，你懂嗎？ who's like, guhhhrrrr... you know?
梅，我要跟你聊聊 Mae, I need to talk to you.
私下談 Alone.
你是梅的大哥？ So, you're Mae's big brother.
我對你毫無惡意 I mean you no harm.
請不要傷害我 Please don't hurt me.
西格瑪三號報告隊長 Sigma 3 to team leader.
我找到目標了 I have the target in sight.
警告，敵方戰鬥員
請容許我離開 Excuse me a second.
聊得很開心 It's good talk.
待在那，不要接近目標 ZEPHYR: Stay there. Do not approach the target.
我一個人就能撂倒他 I can totally take this kid.
梅，聽我說 - 我知道你要說什麼，好嗎？ Mae, listen-- I-- I know what you're gonna say, okay?
我知道你很生氣，你覺得艾伯特介入了我們之間 I know you're upset. You feel like Albert has come between us,
你不想要看到改變 and you don't want things to change.
艾伯特不是一般男生 Albert is not a normal boy.
我同意 I agree.
不，我要跟你說事情的真相 No, I need to tell you what's really going on.
艾伯特是機器人 Albert is a robot.
我知道，好嗎，他是有點過於拘謹 I know. Okay, he can be a little bit formal,
但我覺得這樣很可愛，而且你一點也不瞭解男生 but I think that's cute. And you don't even understand boys,
你只覺得男生會讓我們分心 you think they're a distraction,
但無所謂 and that's fine.
因為我愛艾伯特 But I love Albert.
而我也知道他對我同樣感覺 And I know that he feels the same way about me.
艾伯特不可能對你有任何感覺，這不可能 Albert can't feel anything for you. It's impossible.
你知道，我應該走了，艾伯特在找我 You know, I should probably go, Albert's looking for me.
梅，相信我 Mae, just trust me.
你必須結束跟艾伯特的關係，而且很簡單 You have to end things with Albert and it's really simple.
你只要握他的手，看著他的眼睛 All you have to do is take him by the hands, look him right in his eyes
說「啟動自毀程式」 and say "Initiate self-destruct."
這聽起來太可笑，我不會做 Okay, that is ridiculous and I'm not gonna do that.
你一定要 You have to.
我需要好朋友，不是控制狂 I need a best friend, not a boss.
你知道嗎？從現在開始，我們不再是一夥了 Well, you know what? Right now, neither one is a very fun job.
那也許你應該放棄 Well, then maybe you should quit.
西格瑪三號通知隊長 ( IN WEEVIL'S VOICE ) Sigma 3 to leader.
情報錯誤，各位，原型機不在這 False alarm, guys. The prototype isn't here.
準備，準備，開始 Ready, Ready. Go.
老鷹隊加油 Go Eagles!
為了你們的返校舞會女王加油 Do it for your future homecoming queen.
現在是第四節 It's the fourth quarter,
老鷹隊依然緊追 and our fighting Eagles are trailing
統一高中，28比3 Uni High, 28 to 3.
就我所知，這是我們 As far as I recall, this is the closest
最接近勝利的一次 we've ever come to winning.
咳咳 ( coughing )
我猜你找到他了 I guess you found him.
他可以察覺我們 He can sense us coming.
我們要怎麼接近他？ How can we even get close?
我們需要電脈衝擊裝置 We need the electro-pulse device.
這可以讓目標範圍的任何 It will shut down any electrical current
電子儀器都無法作用，包括小帥哥 within a targeted range, including Mr. Cutie Patootie.
這就是抓他的辦法 And that's when we'll grab him.
你還好嗎？老兄 You all right, man?
你跟梅說艾伯特的事嗎？ Did you tell Mae about Albert?
我們沒有共識 We didn't get around to it.
我妹現在跟一個致命的機器人士兵約會 My sister is dating a lethal robotic soldier,
你卻跟她沒有共識？ 就沒有辦法嗎？ and you didn't get around to it? It just didn't come up?
我的膝蓋，教練 It's my knee, coach.
拿些冰塊冰敷 Get some ice on it.
候補跑鋒在哪？ Where's my second-string running back?
開什麼玩笑啊 You got to be kidding me.
老鷹隊 AUDIENCE: Eagles.
阿拉斯加 Alaska!
著裝 Suit up!
什麼？我們不能用他吧 - 是嗎？ What? No, we can't use him. Yeah?
去跟記分板說吧，小鬼 Tell that to the scoreboard, kid.
喔，不行，不能這樣 Oh, no. This cannot be happening.
唉，我確定沒問題啦 Yeah, I'm sure it will be fine.
只要沒有人想抓著他 As long as nobody tries to tackle him.
好了，各位，對決時刻，下載我的指揮計劃 Okay, guys, battle time. Download me an action plan.
閃一邊去吧 Just stay out of the way.
使用右邊21-1計劃， - 艾伯特 Blast right 21 Z, on two. Albert!
- 嘉比你好 - 你不能參加比賽 Hello, Gabby. You cannot go into this game.
嗯，她說的對，你從來沒練習過 Yeah, she's right. You haven't even been to the practices,
你根本不知道怎麼打 you don't know the plays.
對啊，對 TEAMMATES: Yeah, yeah.
嘉比，你在做什麼？ - 梅，你好 Gabby, what are you doing? Hello, Mae.
喔喔，好朋友要搶男友了，趕快拿爆米花看好戲，各位 Uh-oh. Bestie versus boyfriend. Grab your popcorn, dudes.
他不能上場 ( laughter ) He should not be playing football.
他會以為其他人是敵人並攻擊他們 He could think someone's the enemy and take them out.
我等不及了 It's all in good fun.
嘿，把你的男友趕出我的比賽中好嗎？ Hey, get your boyfriend out of my homecoming game.
你好，內薇 Hello, Nevaeh.
就是把天堂反過來拚，各位 That's heaven spelled backwards, guys.
嗶嗶 ( blows whistle )
罰球 Penalty.
拖延比賽 Delay of game.
梅... Mae--
不要跟我說話 Don't even talk to me.
嘿，我只想幫助你們 Hey, I'm just trying to help you guys out.
你們根本不知道 You don't even know.
好了，各位，我們要贏得比賽 - 耶 All right, guys. We're gonna win this game! Yeah!
我們要得第一，拿第一 We're at the top, we're at the top
絕不接受第二 Won't take second best
我們要得第一，拿第一 We're at the top, we're at the top
一直到最後 All the rest
我們永不停止 We'll never stop
永不停止 We'll never stop
無人能擋 No one's gonna stand in our way
有人想阻止，但不是今天 Somebody tried but not today
我們要拿第一，得第一 We're at the top, we're at the top,
絕不接受第二 Won't take second best
我們要拿第一，得第一 We're at the top, we're at the top
一直到最後 In all the rest
我們永不停止 We'll never stop
永不停止 We'll never stop
我們要拿第一，得第一 We're at the top, we're at the top
絕不接受第二 Won't take second best
我們要拿第一，得第一 We're at the top, we're at the top
一直到最後 All the rest
我們永不停止 We'll never stop
永不停止 We'll never stop
傑克絲，過來解釋 Jenks, get in the game.
這是我們認為 These are the men that we believe
闖入這間民宅的人 broke into the residence.
我們必須找到他們 It's imperative that we find them.
為了小竊案大驚小怪 Awful lot of fuss for a burglary.
到底怎麼回事，將軍 What's this about, General?
這是最高機密 That's classified.
嗚嗚 Whoo.
喔，嗯，抱歉，警長 Oh, um, sorry, Sheriff.
老鷹隊又再次達陣了 But the Eagles just scored another touchdown.
什麼？ What?
再次？ Another?
但他們從來沒贏過統一高中啊 But they never beat Uni High.
我有影片 I've got video.
他們來了一個新人，這傢伙勢如破竹 They got this new kid, he's a bona-fide beast.
快看，我跟你說過 Look, what did I tell you?
這傢伙真的很猛 This kid can do some serious damage.
這是 X-17 的授權攻擊模式 It's the X-17's empowered assault mode.
我們找到原型機了 We've found the prototype.
而且他跟我女兒交往 And he's dating my daughter.
好了，加油，老鷹隊 COACH: All right, come on, Eagles.
這次決不能讓統一贏 Not going to let Uni take it this time!
還剩下很多時間，快點 Plenty of time left! Let's go.
我們也許真能贏 We could actually win this.
都是艾伯特的貢獻 All because of Albert.
他就像是秘密武器一樣 He's like our secret weapon.
我們要創造歷史， - 沒問題，隊長 Let's make history, bro. You got it, captain.
教練，只剩最後一次攻擊機會 All right, coach, time for one more play.
我有一個最佳點子 I've got a brilliant idea.
把球交給他吧 Let's give the ball to this guy.
艾伯特，艾伯特 Albert! Albert!
艾伯特，艾伯特，艾伯特，艾伯特， Albert! Albert! Albert! Albert!
我不接受這個歡呼聲 This is not an authorized cheer.
傑登 J-A-D-E-N.
加油，傑登 Let's go, Jaden.
上吧 Break.
準備 Set.
傳球 Hut.
擋住他 Tackle him.
衝啊，衝啊，衝啊，衝啊，衝啊， Go, go, go, go, go, go...
他怎麼做到的？ He can do that?
艾伯特？ Albert!
艾伯特！ Albert!
喔，不，我們惹上麻煩了 GABBY: Oh, no, we're in trouble.
快過來 This way.
怎麼回事？嘉比，怎麼回事？ What is happening? Gabby, what is this?
喔，現在你終於願意聽我說了 Oh, so now you want to finally start listening.
你爸並不在電玩公司工作 Your dad does not work for a video game company.
他替國防部工作 He works for the Pentagon.
而艾伯特是武器，一個機器人大兵 And Albert is a weapon, a covert robotic soldier.
而這些人呢 And all of this
則是搜尋你男朋友而來 is a search party for your boyfriend.
大家都在找他，你爸，軍隊 Everyone's after him, your dad, the army,
還有一些壞人，眉毛很憤怒 these mean guys with like, big angry eyebrows,
這都是我們的錯 and it's all our fault!
快點！ Hurry up!
迅速，敏銳 Stay quick, stay sharp.
快來吧 Come on.
西格瑪三號，回應，你逮到原型機了嗎？ Sigma 3, respond. Do you have the prototype?
西格瑪二號，回應 Sigma 2, respond.
沒有 Negative.
我沒有逮到他 I don't have a visual.
老闆，你在哪？ Boss, where are you?
老闆，老闆，他跑掉了 Boss, boss, he's just gone.
等等，你們在哪啊？ Wait a minute, where you guys are?
嘿，雙手舉高 Hey, let me see your hands.
不要動 Don't move.
快躲好 Hide.
你們偷了 McFee: You've stolen property
美國政府的財產 of the United States government.
出來面對 Come out peacefully
告訴我們想知道的消息 and tell us everything we want to know.
沒錯 That's right.
而且你們絕對 And there is no way
不可能參加返校舞會了 that you are going to homecoming.
但是，爸 But, Dad.
艾伯特呢？你們對他做了什麼？ Where is Albert? What have you done with him?
坐好，小姐 Sit down, Missy.
哼哼，你們這兩天很忙嘛 Well, you had an eventful two days.
你們入侵國防部網路 You hacked a government network
還偷走了秘密武器 and stole a weapon so secret,
連國會都不知道他的存在 Congress doesn't even know it exists.
你們從地球上最先進的實驗是 You hijacked the prize creation
偷走了價值最高的產品 from the most advanced lab on earth.
這讓我想到，你們還缺實習生嗎？ That reminds me, do you guys have any internships?
閉嘴 Silence.
你們的行為不慎 Your actions were careless
方法拙劣 and your methods were deplorable.
然而意圖卻很浪漫 But it's clear your intentions were purely romantic.
你們把高科技武器 You didn't want a high-tech war machine.
當作情人使用 Just a boy toy.
把她們帶回家，博士，她們可以回去了 Take them home, doctor, they're free to go.
你剛說可以回去了嗎？ Did you just say free to go?
艾伯特 Albert--
X-17 不勞你煩心，傑克絲？ The X-17 is no longer your concern. Jenks?
艾伯特的系統昨晚因為電子脈衝裝置 Albert's system was temporarily shut down last night
造成短暫關機 by an electro-pulse device.
幸好呢，我們已經羈押了歹徒 Thankfully, the criminals who did it are in custody.
我們重新開機後，他恢復原本的預設任務 When he rebooted, he returned to his default mission.
拯救自由世界 saving the free world from danger.
我們會讓他在全世界逮捕 We're tracking them all over the globe.
到目前為止，他幫助了南非的 So far today, he's helped freedom fighters
自由鬥士 in South America,
去中東蓋學校 built a school in the Middle East.
現在他現在主導 And right now he's leading a team
嗅雷海豚通過荷姆茲海峽(波斯灣與印度洋之間的海峽) of mine-sniffing dolphins through the straits of Hormuz.
艾伯特從不離開我 Albert would never leave me.
這一切都是錯誤 This is all a mistake.
真正的錯誤是你把 The mistake was that you laid
他當作你自己的私人物 your eyes upon him in the first place.
他是美國軍隊的產品 He's the property of the U.S. Army now,
也是他的歸屬 - 不，你錯了 where he belongs. No, you're wrong.
年輕人，照將軍說的做 Young lady, you'll do as the general says.
還有一件事 On one condition.
為了交換你的自由 In exchange for your freedom,
你絕對不能說出這裡的任何事 you will never speak a word about any of this.
回去之後就跟以前一樣生活 Go back to your lives just like they were.
忘了艾伯特班克的事吧 Forget Albert Banks ever existed,
因為你再也不會見到我 'cause you're never going to see him again.
傑克絲 Jenks.
我們想好理由解釋 Have we planted a story to cover up
我們出現在足球比賽上的事嗎？ our attendance at the football game?
我已經把事情 I took the liberty of blaming
都怪罪在道頓上校上了 the whole thing on Colonel Dalton.
我知道你們在西點軍校時就開始敵對了 (報紙：上校過度反應造成停電) I believe you two had a rivalry at West Point?
幹的好，少校，愛情與戰爭都是不擇手段的 Well done, Major. All's fair in love and war.
我不知道，將軍，我兩樣都沒接觸過 I wouldn't know, sir. I've never seen action in either.
將軍，你接觸過艾伯特了嗎？ General, are you in contact with Albert?
我想知道他的功能如何 I'd like to see how he's functioning.
你的級別還不能知道這麼多，博士 That's above your clearance level, doctor.
這段時間， For the time being,
我建議你好好看著你女兒 I suggest you keep an eye on your daughter.
嗯，就這樣，一切結束了 Well, that's it. It's over.
不，艾伯特會回來，他記得我 No. Albert will come to his senses, and he'll remember me,
他不是什麼士兵 and that he's not some soldier.
他在做那些事的同時，我要在這裡等他 And when he does, I'm going to be there for him.
我要參加返校舞會 I'm going to homecoming.
你沒聽到他們剛剛說的話嗎？ Did you hear a word they just said?
看看這裡，你的男朋友已經被關機 Look around. Operation Boyfriend has been shut down.
我不是瞎子 I'm not blind.
我也知道艾伯特 I can see that Albert is
是金屬和晶片製造出來的 wire and metals and microchips.
但不只是這樣 But it's so much more than that,
第一次見面就充滿火花 and it was like that from the first spark.
充滿魔力 It was magic.
梅，這個世界是以物理運作的 Mae, the world runs on physics.
任何事情都有公式可以解釋 There's an equation for everything,
你跟我最清楚不過了 and you and I understand them all.
魔力是不知道的人才說的，我們不是 Magic is for people who don't.
聽著，你不瞭解的話我很遺憾 Look, I'm sorry that you don't see it.
但我不會放棄艾伯特 But I'm not giving up on Albert.
返校舞會日 X-17: 去處，未知
這本來應該是最完美的一晚 This was supposed to be the perfect night.
我知道我有偏見 I know I'm biased.
但是一個像你這麼聰明 But a girl as brilliant
漂亮的女孩 and beautiful as you,
你值得擁有今晚 you're gonna have that night.
我發誓 I promise.
謝謝你，爸 Thanks, Dad.
嗯，嘿 Um, hey.
嘿 Hey.
傑登，來吧 Jaden, come on.
我很抱歉我遲到了 I'm sorry I'm late.
擔心嗎？ Worried?
我從來沒懷疑過你 I never had a doubt.
快閃開，博士 Get out of the way, doctor.
我以為艾伯特在5000英里以外的地方 I thought Albert was 5,000 miles away.
我們知道他的任務會把他帶來這裡 We knew his mission would lead him here.
但我們不能讓梅知道，這樣她會先警告他 But we couldn't let Mae know, she would have warned him.
我們要拿下艾伯特，空中支援呢？ We're taking Albert now. Where is my air support?
將軍，我不能讓你這樣做 General, I can't let you do this.
你不夠格指揮我，博士 Check the chain of command, doctor.
你替我工作的 You work for me.
如果你要用武力拿下艾伯特 If you try to take Albert by force,
他會想盡辦法戰鬥 he'll fight you with everything he's got.
我不會讓你的軍隊進去 And I'm not gonna let you march in there
並發起「艾伯特大戰」，讓我女兒也陷在其中 and start "World War Albert" with my daughter in the middle.
原型機與我們無冤無仇 The prototype will come with us peacefully,
如果你讓他完成任務 if you let him finish his mission.
你是說親你的女兒還有跟她在月光下跳舞？ You mean kissing your daughter during a magical moonlit dance?
沒錯，這是她想要的 Yeah, it's what she wants.
我沒那麼多時間管梅想要什麼 I don't give two shakes of a blind donkey's tail what Mae wants!
哼，我有 Well, I do.
如果你破壞她的舞會，我就辭職 If you ruin her night, I quit!
那你也可以放棄其他的 X-17 And you can forget about another X-17,
或是 X-18 甚至 X-36 or the X-18 or even the X-36.
X-36 是什麼東西？ What in the world is the X-36?
我也不知道 I have no idea.
但一定會比X-18好兩倍，很明顯 But it is going to be twice as good as the X-18, obviously.
你讓我別無選擇 I don't leave anything to chance.
梅想要親吻？ Mae wants a kiss?
沒錯 Yeah.
那退後，博士 Then stand back, doctor.
因為美國軍隊會讓事情順利進行 Because U.S. Army is going to make sure it happens.
各單位聽好 Listen up, soldiers.
我們有新的任務 We've got a new mission.
我要稱做... We'll call it--
親親任務... Operation Pucker Up...
不好意思 Sir.
那本來應該是我們才對 That was supposed to be us.
那又怎樣？他們的確很適合 So what? They make a good couple.
別擔心，我會重新接管 Don't worry, I'm gonna restore order to the kingdom.
你在說什麼？ What are you talking about?
別管那麼多 Never mind.
讓我們抱在一起看起來很特別 Let's just stand here and look popular.
很好，看著我的眼睛 Good. Now stare into my eyes.
有人看著我們嗎？ Are people noticing?
繼續看我 Keep looking.
我希望你開心了 I hope you're proud of yourself.
嘿，嘉比，你看起來真棒 Hey, Gabby, you look great.
你就非得現身不可，是嗎？ You just had to show up, didn't you?
那一頭完美秀髮，和你的帥氣眼神 With your perfect hair and your yummy eyes.
你就非得長的優雅又魅力嗎？ You just had to be a vision of grace and charm.
這是壞事嗎？ And that's bad?
你跟梅不會在一起，這是不可能的 You and Mae cannot end up together. It's impossible.
嘉比，除非你知道一切，否則你不知道什麼是不可能 Gabby, you can't know what's possible unless you know everything.
而且任何人都不知道，你也是 And nobody does, not even you.
喔，你看起來超漂亮 Oh, you look so beautiful.
你漂亮到閃瞎我的眼睛 Your hotness is scalding my eyes.
謝謝 Thanks.
你們穿什麼啊？ What are you guys wearing?
大點點啊，你最喜歡的圖案 Polka dots, your favorite.
我們是不是很梅麗啊 Don't we look A-Mae-Zing?
我們自稱梅花小隊 We're calling ourselves The Mae Flowers.
親親行動開始，快快 Operation Pucker Up is go, go, go.
收到 MAN: ( on walkie-talkie ) Yes, sir.
兩麼洞洞時間親吻完畢 I want this kiss happening by 2100 hours.
你不能催促愛情，將軍 You can't hurry love, general.
我可以，而且我會 I can and I will.
秘密浪漫小組，傑克絲？ Where is my Covert Romance Team? Jenks?
我已經進來了，將軍 I'm all over it, general.
呦，我們去跳舞吧！ Yo, let's go dance.
我不行 I can't.
我正在準備接受王冠 I'm preparing to accept my crown.
還有練習告訴大家 And tell all of my grateful subjects
我的所瞭解的艾伯特 what I know about Albert.
艾伯特好得很，為什麼你老是不放過她們？ Albert's cool. Why don't you just leave it alone?
你可以不要這麼容易任人擺佈嗎？ Why don't you stop letting yourself get pushed around?
你知道嗎？那好吧 You know what? I will.
我希望我們還是朋友 I hope we can still be friends.
你剛跟我分手嗎？ Did you just break up with me?
是的，沒錯 Yeah, I did.
先生女士們（法文） Madam and monsieur,
歡迎來到巴黎 and welcome to Paris.
你們可以去可麗餅與起司桌那附近 Make sure to stop at the crepe and fromage table
我可以免費教你們跳舞 for a free ballroom dance lesson from moi.
但現在呢 But now,
先時候揭曉我們的王后 it's time to crown our guest of honor.
各位先生女士，返校舞會王后是... Ladies and gentlemen, your Homecoming Queen is...
梅哈利 Mae Hartley!
梅贏了？ Mae won?
梅贏了舞會王后 Mae won Homecoming Queen.
我的女孩 My little girl.
我們把票都投給了梅 We stuffed the ballot box.
你們兩個在做什麼？ Where are you two going?
快回去，快，快 Get back in there, now, now.
哇，我真的不知道該說... Well, I'm not really sure what to sa--
我不知道怎麼會這樣 I don't even know what's going on here.
這太令人難以接受了 This is not acceptable.
沒錯，就是這樣 Yes, it is.
這就像是... This is like...
意想不到的勝利給了真正正直的人 an unexpected triumph for a genuinely decent person.
而不是給某個花瓶 Not some hollow gesture
你還以為這是理所當然 that you always took for granted.
說得好 Well said.
不，不，不，不 No, no, no, no.
你們都搞錯了 You guys are all confused.
你們應該要知道梅的男友的真相 You need to know the truth about Mae's boyfriend.
球場英雄 Mister Big Man On Campus.
你們要知道，艾伯特是個機器人 You see, Albert here is a machine!
對啊，兄弟，你是足球機器 Yeah, bro, You're a machine!
不，不，不，不，不 No, no, no, no, no.
你們還不懂嗎 You guys don't understand.
艾伯特很危險 Albert is dangerous.
危險分子 Dangerous!
我要警告你們 I'm trying to warn you.
艾伯特是個超級戰士 Albert is a super-soldier
只要一個動作就能讓這裡四分五裂 who can tear this place apart with one move.
如果他接近你們 So if he gets near one of you,
你們最好趕快趴下來 every single one of you better get down.
趴下來跳舞 Get down!
嘿，你想要去跳個舞還是什麼嗎？ Hey, you want to go out there and dance or something?
不，我沒關係 No, I'm okay.
呦，傑哥 Yo, J-bones,
還好嗎？ what's up?
呃，你怎麼一個人在這？ Um, how-- how are you holding up?
你知道，既然你不是最佳男友... You know, since you're not gonna be first boyfriend--
喔，老兄，我不擔心這些 Oh, dude, I'm not worried about any of that.
而且內薇跟我分手了 And Nevaeh and I, done.
真的嗎？ - 嗯，完美情侶 Really? Perfect couple.
好像大家都期待我們在一起 Everyone, like, expected us to be together.
但現在開始我不再擔心 But from now on I'm gonna stop worrying
別人怎麼看我 about what other people think.
艾伯特就是這樣的人 Albert's got it all figured out.
她只看到梅的特別之處 He saw how special Mae was,
並邀請她參加舞會 and he asked her to the dance.
我本想要邀請她參加舞會... I wanted to ask her to the dance...
我只是沒有勇氣 I just really didn't have the guts.
總之，回頭見，布拉德 Anyway, see you around, Brad.
我不叫布拉德... That's not my name.
我不敢相信 I can't believe it.
我錯了，而艾伯特是對的 I was totally wrong... and Albert was right.
不好意思 I'm sorry.
你剛剛真的親口說「我錯了」嗎？ Did your mouth just make the words "I Was Wrong"?
傑登喜歡梅 Jaden liked Mae.
他一直都喜歡她 He liked her the whole time.
嘿 Hey.
恭喜你 Congratulations.
謝謝 Thanks.
我想 I guess.
我得跟你說點事 I have to tell you something.
我只想要道歉 I just want to apologize.
我們一直都是朋友 We've been friends since forever.
而一直以來也只有我們兩個在一起 And it's always just been the two of us.
這對我來說已經夠了 And that was enough for me.
但對你來說不公平 But it wasn't fair to you.
我卻妨礙了你 I was holding you back.
我不該說你配不上傑登 I never should have said that Jaden was out of your league.
你只是擔心我會受傷害 You were just worried that I would get hurt.
不 No.
我只是擔心我會失去好友 I was worried about losing my best friend.
也許是我唯一的好友 Maybe my only friend.
我們是好團隊 We were a good team.
勢不可擋 Unstoppable.
你自己可以走出一條路 But you're great on your own.
嘉比.... Gabby--
不，梅，我沒關係 No, Mae, it's okay.
你知道這些舞會的東西不適合我 You know that all of this isn't really my thing.
但如果這能讓你開心 But if that's what makes you happy,
那我也希望你開心... then that's what I want for you...
不管我在不在你身邊 whether I'm a part of it or not.
各位先生女士 Ladies and gentlemen,
現在是月光舞蹈時間 it's time for the moonlight dance.
好了，各位 All right, people.
等他搞玩那個女孩 We're finally gonna be able to retrieve this weapon,
就可以取回武器了 as soon as he macks with the girl.
我是說，親吻完那個小淑女 I mean, kisses the nice young lady.
去吧 Let's go.
音樂 Music.
我愛你的眼神 I love your eyes
我愛你的微笑 I love your smile
燈光 Lights.
每次你離開 And every time you go
微風 Breeze!
你看著我的方式 The way you look at me
玫瑰花瓣 Roses.
你臉上的表情 The expression on your face
月光 Moon.
我愛你的眼神 I love your eyes
我愛你的微笑 I love your smile
向各位介紹，女王與她的白馬王子 I present the Queen and her Prince Charming
出場跳第一支舞 on the dance floor.
我記得 I remember
我們見面的那一天 The day that we met
我永遠都不會忘記 How could I ever, ever forget
感覺到那天，你讓我 Feel that day you took
呼吸急促 My breath away
如果你問我 If you should ask me
感受到愛了嗎？ Are we feeling the love?
我的心裡想什麼， What's on my mind, what am I thinking
感受到了，將軍 We're feeling it, sir.
傑克絲，注意力集中 Jenks, get your head in the game.
喔，呃，是的，長官 Oh, um, yes, sir.
告訴你事實，想的就是你 Tell you the truth, it's you
呃喔， Uh-oh.
喔，不，軍隊在這 Oh, no. The army is here.
他們一定是想把艾伯特搶回去 They're gonna try and take Albert back.
我們得警告梅 We have to warn Mae.
不用 No.
她可以搞定 She's got this.
我不行 I can't.
她不行？ She can't?
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
怎麼回事？ What's wrong?
燈光 The lights.
月光 The moon.
還有你 You.
每件事都是我想要的 Everything is just like I imagined it.
但其實跟我想的不一樣 But it doesn't feel like I thought it would.
我把你製造出來 I made you up.
我發明了你 I invented the idea of you,
因為有個男孩不要我傷害了我 because I was hurt that a boy didn't want me.
而我不夠勇敢去知道 And I wasn't brave enough to know that
如果他不喜歡我，那是他的問題 if he didn't like me for me, that's his problem.
我只想要初吻 I only get one first kiss.
我不知道何時才會發生 I don't know when it's gonna happen,
大概也不會很完美 and it probably won't be perfect.
但我知道現在 But I know now
我只想要一切都很真實 that I want it to be real.
你很不可思議 You're incredible.
你總是說的對 You always say the right thing.
我知道 I know.
但這是事實，你做了我做不到的事 But it's true. You're doing something I could never do.
你改變了，而這很美好 You're changing and it's beautiful.
別擔心，但往上看 Don't worry. But look up.
你發現了 You knew.
你從頭到尾都知道軍隊會來但你還是現身了 You knew the army was coming and you showed up anyway.
我的任務... I had a mission--
讓今晚成為你人生最好的一晚 to make this the best night of your life.
現在，我的任務已經完成 And now my work is done.
艾伯特... - 拜託 Albert... Please.
這是我想要的 This is what I want.
看著我的眼睛，說出來 Just look into my eyes and say it.
啟動自毀程式 Initiate self-destruct.
再見，梅 Good-bye, Mae.
梅 Mae.
過來 Come on.
我就知道，我不是說了嗎？ I knew it. What did I tell you?
這是政府的陰謀，一定是機密 It's the government, it's probably classified.
到處都是攝影機 There are cameras everywhere.
我的了 Mine.
讓我們掌聲感謝法蘭恩校長 Let's give a round of applause for Principal Fragner
給我們這麼精彩的特效 for the awesome special effects.
需要更輕柔的音樂 Needed softer music.
更多粉紅燈光，輕柔的微風 More pink in the lights. A gentle breeze.
將軍，你可以做任何事 General, you did everything you could.
那時刻被破壞了 My moment is ruined.
你是說，梅的時刻？ You mean, Mae's moment.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
我現在有點感傷 I'm a little choked up right now.
看到那道煙了嗎？ See that line of smoke?
那就是一道完美的對數曲線 It's a perfect logarithmic curve.
我一直想告訴你 I've been meaning to tell you.
其實我數學很好 I'm actually pretty good at math.
我想我只是很喜歡我的家教 I guess I just really liked my tutor.
你想要跳舞嗎？ You want to go dance?
等等再說 Maybe later.
傑登喜歡你 Jaden likes you.
但沒有男生 But no boy
比我們的友誼還重要 is more important than our friendship.
我同意 I second that.
如果... What if...
嘉比 Gabby!
我的男友是你哥哥的話？ My boyfriend was related to you?
什麼...我以為你說 What the-- I thought you said
男生只會造成分心 - 是沒錯 boys were a distraction? They are.
但他們也很棒啊 But they're a pretty good one.
你想要跳舞嗎？ You want to dance?
好哇 Yup.
嘿，你有沒有聽說個故事 Hey, have you ever heard the story of the girl
女生遇到男生後改變世界？ who met a boy and changed the world?
那個故事，就是你 It turns out, it was you.
嘿，你想去出去跳舞還是幹嘛嗎？ Hey, you want to go out there and dance or something?
就跟卡維達說的一樣，你想要來點音樂嗎？ As Kravtar would say, you want the Boogie Woogie?
嘿，想要跳舞嗎？ Hey, you want to dance?
很諷刺，不是嗎？ You were ironic, right?
不要拒絕我的舉動 Don't deny my moves.
你想要來點刺激嗎？ You want to get a little groovy?
你知道嗎？刺激 You know what? Groovy.
喔，我在哪？喔，他在這 Oh, where am I? Oh, there he is.
手舉高，手放下 Keep your head up, keep the down
甩出去，做你自己 Throw it all in, break your own ground
你在幹嘛？ -這是舞步 What are you doing? You just-- it's the bap.
如果你力挺，站出來 And if you're gonna take a stand, stand out
人生就是遊戲，我們可以玩樂 Life is our game, we can all play
做個動作，不要害怕 Shake a move, don't be afraid
如果你要惡作劇，搞大一點 And if you're gonna make a mess, make it loud
如果你要採取態度，站出來 And if you're gonna take a stand, stand out
站出來，喔喔 Stand out, oh, oh
站出來，站出來 Stand out , stand out
一人字幕組 2014.11.07 22:30