辛普森一家 第二十四季 第五集
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春田 全球谋杀悬案之都
我想搞分裂 但不知道自己住在哪个州
翻译: 偏执绝非过错 大曦瓜 KOBE 大白
校对: KOBE 旗木 大头 后期: MarcoII 盖罗 监制: MarcoII
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保龄球冠军赛今晚开赛 明天你将重返普通肥佬的生活
过去点 Diddily...
过去点 过去点 过去点 diddily, diddily, diddily...
*#@!&…… Asterisk, pound sign, at sign, exclamation point!
别担心 圣人保龄队 (详见S07E12) Don't worry, the Holy Rollers
目前还领先于球瓶亲友团呢 are still up by one on the Pin Pals.
先生们 准备去见你们各自的造物主吧 Gentlemen, prepare to meet your various makers, there.
因为我们让全新的王牌投手 Dan Gillick 来补足我们的队伍 'Cause we got one last frame by our new anchorman, Dan Gillick.
感谢上帝 幸好Otto精神崩溃离队了 Thank God Otto had that psychotic break and quit the team.
这是通往仙境之桥的路吗? (2007年电影) Is this the Bridge to Terabithia?
真漂亮 It's beautiful.
能在那天让我的飞盘落到你院里 The day my Frisbee landed in your yard
实在是三生有幸啊 was the luckiest day of my life.
你把你儿子扔过来拿它时 And when you threw your son after it,
我也很高兴能见到他 I enjoyed meeting him, too.
他是个好孩子 He's a good boy.
抱歉 朋友们 单位里有紧急会议 Sorry, guys. Emergency meeting at work.
拜托 我都把八胞胎的生日派对给推了 Oh, please, I am missing eight birthday parties for this!
把球丢过来就是了 Just granny-throw it!
别把它弄丢了 Keep my ball.
看上去忠诚的信徒们已经击败了 Well, looks like the faithful have defeated
享乐主义者 印度教徒和... a hedonist, a Hindu and a...
你是谁? What are you?
还记得那回你的狗做噩梦不? You know when your dog's having a bad dream?
那时我正在对它做祷告呢 That's who I pray to.
因为你不需要知道的原因 歇业
伙计们 看来政府的人最终还是盯上了我 Boys, I'm afraid the government has finally caught up with me
而我的申诉也完全没用 and my appeals are exhausted.
从明天开始 我就要参加陪审团了 Tomorrow, I begin serving jury duty.
这可真不幸 老大 That's a tough break, boss.
你干嘛要在杂货店外边签那些请愿单呢 Don't sign petitions outside the grocery store no more!
一看那人孤零零的坐在 I felt bad for the guy,
他那小桌跟前 我就不忍心拒签 sitting there at his little card table.
不管怎么说 我必须找个临时管事的 Anyway, I must name a temporary replacement.
你们这段时间的老大将是... Your temporary don is...
我们的会计 Dan our accountant, Dan.
肥Tony 恕我一言 Fat Tony, a word?
- 是"混合蛋白"吗? - 这个不错 但是... - How about "meringue"? - That's a great word, but...
我只不过是个会计 I'm just a numbers guy,
我自称"会计"而不是"沃顿商学院工商管理硕士" and the only reason I say "numbers guy" instead of "Wharton MBA"
因为我不想被孤立 is 'cause I want to blend in.
我很清楚我在做什么 I know what I'm doing.
我们流的都是红墨水 We are bleeding red ink,
而这是我们唯一不该在受伤时流的东西 which is the only thing we should not be bleeding.
嘿 听好了 大伙们 Hey, listen, everyone,
我知道一个不错的破冰游戏 I know a good ice-breaking exercise.
来说说我们怕些什么吧 Let's all say something that we are afraid of.
要我说 我怕你们 For me, it's you guys.
我怕我现在就忍不住做了这家伙 I'm afraid I might kill this guy right now.
叮铃铃 叮铃铃 是我的电话吗? Ring, ring. Is that my phone?
我想是的 你好 I think it is. Hello?
是的 亲爱的 是老爹 Yes, sweetie, it's Daddy.
听着 如果我突然消失了 你会有什么感觉? Listen, how would you feel if I just disappeared?
难过对吧? 难过? Sad, right? Sad?
好的 听着 我会告诉他们 Okay, you know what? I'll tell the guys.
你在哭 伙计们 你们都把Cassidy惹哭了(男子名) She's crying, guys. Cassidy is crying.
看看 你真应该为之感到羞耻 Well, I hope you feel proud of yourself.
现在有叫Cassidy的女孩子吗? Cassidy is a girl's name now?
今晚校乐队音乐会 仅限佩戴肉色耳塞 请保护孩子的感受
匈牙利第二狂想曲
我记得这曲子 I know this music.
这是兔八哥里的音乐 (华纳兄弟的经典卡通形象) It was a Bugs Bunny!
快点送个铁砧下来把我砸死吧 Oh, what I wouldn't give for an anvil to fall on me.
嘘 马上就是Lisa的独奏了 Shh! Here comes Lisa's solo.
萨克斯独奏 Lisa挽救整场音乐会
这就是我订季票的原因 This is why I'm a season subscriber.
Lisa Lisa!
我是祈祷这出音乐会快点结束 When I prayed for this concert to be over,
但没想以这种方式结束啊 I didn't mean like this!
但我想这样 I did.
校医在哪? Where's the school nurse?
我就是 Here I am.
学校又砍预算了 Budget cuts.
今日流感: 禽流感
Lisa 我觉得你晕过去的原因是你以为 Lisa, I suspect you fainted because you thought
Justin Bieber混在听众里 Justin Bieber was in the audience.
好吧 又是一出铁证 微笑是最不给力的处方 Well, once again, laughter is the worst medicine.
小淑女 你是因为缺铁才晕过去的 Young lady, you're not getting enough iron.
请告诉她这和吃素有关 Please say it's the vegetarianism.
才不和吃素有关呢 It's not the vegetarianism.
这还真和素食主义有关 It's a little bit the vegetarianism.
Lisa 如果你坚持不沾荤腥 我建议你吃点 Lisa, if you must forgo meat, I advise you to take
这些补铁的药 these iron supplements.
吃下去感觉就像吞玩偶屋的迷你家具一样 It's like swallowing dollhouse furniture.
先生们 看看我们每个月 Gentlemen, look at what we are spending
光是买橄榄油就花了多少钱 every month just on olive oil.
我们就是喜欢蘸面包吃 We love our bread-dipping.
好吧 蘸面包这块不能动 Okay, can't touch the bread-dipping.
这就是纵火犯Joey对你表格的看法 (支出报告) Here's what Joey the Arsonist thinks of your spreadsheet. Heh?
有点意思 This is fun.
但你们知道吗? 我想提议一项削减开支的措施 But you know what? There is a cost-cutting measure I'd like to propose:
如果你将一匹马的头放到了某个人的床上 If you put a horse's head in someone's bed,
那么这匹马的其他部位就不能浪费了 don't let the rest of the animal go to waste.
下一个人就可以放马腿 For the next guy, use the horse's leg.
或者是马蹄 Or... a couple of hooves.
相信我吧 死马的每一个部位 Believe me, there is no part of a dead horse
都能吓到人的 that's not gonna scare someone.
好吧 喊停喊的还挺及时 Okay, good stopping point.
好吧... 这个是真的吗? Okay... Was that real?
腊肠握在手 沮丧全勾销 A kid's never lonely when he has bologna.
对我不管用 Except me.
你是Simpson家的孩子Bart 对吧? You're that Simpson kid, Bart, right?
我是Lisa Lisa.
看你挺挑食的啊 铁药片吞不下去? I just see mouths. Can't handle the iron pills?
我都打了一天的维他命嗝儿了 All day I have vitamin burps.
试试看 这是我充满活力的秘诀 Try this-- it's what keeps me young.
好吃 喜欢这种口感 Mmm, tasty. Love the texture.
- 这是什么? - 甲虫糊糊 - What is it? - Beetle mush.
但我是素食主义者 But I'm a vegetarian!
我也是啊 大多数自称素食主义者都要吃昆虫 So am I. Lots of committed vegetarians eat insects.
- 真的? - 现实点吧 - Really? - Get real.
花生酱里有甲虫成分 There's bug parts in peanut butter.
每个美国人一年在睡梦中要吞掉8只蜘蛛 And every year, the average American eats eight spiders in his sleep.
这本书里全写着呢 It's all here in this book.
老太太呓语大全
这一步迈的有点大 This is such a big step.
早决定早好 孩子 Better decide soon, kid.
工会规定我不能和学生聊这么久 The union said I can't talk to a student this long.
这确实是种不错的食物 Mmm, that is good grub.
但是我答应过Paul McCartney不吃肉的 (著名乐队Beatles成员) But I promised Paul McCartney I wouldn't eat meat.
我还答应Paul McCartney不和John睡呢 (后者同为Beatles成员) And I promised Paul McCartney I wouldn't sleep with John.
所以 你的意思是你宁愿睡最帅的爷们儿 So, you're saying you'd rather do the prettiest dude
也不睡最丑的娘们? in the world than the ugliest broad?
是滴 Absolutely.
但我们怎么从《亚里士多德诗集》谈到这个话题上了? But how did we get here from discussing Aristotle's Poetics?
看看 看看 Well, well,
是不是工作狂先生要去打保龄球了 if it isn't Mr. Work Comes Before Bowling.
我要转身了 因为我可不想和你正面相见 I am turning my back because I can't stand to look you in the face.
你个... You.
这是我新推出的米酒宣传工具之一 Part of my new rice wine promotion
你是打算在这儿待会儿 So, now you think you can just waltz in here
再请每人喝杯啤酒? and buy everybody a beer?
我可没说... I didn't say that I...
晚了 我已经倒好了 Too late. I already poured.
对不起了 大家伙儿 Oh, sorry, guys.
我的工作是那种 I got the kind of job that
不能随随便便应付了事的 you just can't play hooky from.
我不知道你是做什么的 又是和哪些人一起工作 Well, I have no idea what you do or who you work with,
但我肯定 如果你态度强硬 but I am sure if you put your foot down on their throats
手段凶狠一点的话 and grind until you hear a crunch,
他们自然会乖乖就范 they'll sit up straight.
真的? 你确定这样可行? Really? You're sure about this?
听着 我通过偷拍摄像头观察人情世故 Oh, hey, listen, I learned a lot about human nature
了解到了很多人性的本质 by watching things through secret cameras.
行啊 那好吧 All right, then. Okay.
那我们就走着瞧吧 "蘸面包的" We'll see about that bread-dipping.
谢了 谢谢你让我树立了态度 Thank you. Thank you for giving me an attitude.
谢谢你给我指明了方向 Thank you for giving me an edge.
或许妥协才是行得通的办法 Or maybe it's groveling that works.
都差不多吧 Eh, six of one.
注意了 恐怖爬虫美食家们 Attention, Gourmands of All Things Creepy and Crawly.
春田昆虫社团
热烈欢迎多次踩扁 初次试吃的 Please welcome long-time squisher, first-time eater,
Lisa Simpson 很高兴你来 Lisa Simpson. Delighted.
炖蛆 蜗牛杯 炸蜘蛛 砂锅爬虫
服务员 我的汤里没有苍蝇 Hey, waiter, there's no fly in my soup.
对不起 Sorry.
再来只 再来只 Little more. Little more.
够了 Perfect.
打烊 黑手党秘密会议
他们为什么就不能去一次Applebee? (苹果蜂是全球知名的连锁西式餐厅) Just-a once, why can't they go to Applebee's?
好了 伙计们 Okay, fellas.
这一次 凭什么我不能削减开支呢? This time, why don't I do the cutting?
你在干什么? 我还得用这只手交流呢 What are you doing? I talk with that hand.
那你就会失去它 Well, you're gonna lose it
如果你一直用手指着我们的话 if you keep charging your manicures to us.
如果你们不喜欢这种方式 就没有好饺子吃 If you don't like it, tough tortellini!
只要我们还在削减开支 就不吃饺子 And while we're at it, no more tortellini!
现在我说的算 I'm dominating you!
还有人有意见? 有吗? Anyone got a problem? Huh?!
- 事儿多Kenny? - 我没有 - Kenny the Problem? - I'm good.
我听到说不吃饺子了 怎么回事? What's this I hear about no more tortellini?
只能在圣诞节和葬礼时吃 Only for Christmas and funerals.
不要啊 求你了 求你了 我需要钱 No, please, please, I need-a the money.
这个钱是用来付 怎么说呢? 英语学费的 She's-a pay for my-- how you say?-- English lessons.
我的名字叫Luigi My name-a Luigi.
我住在 第一 第二 第三 大道上 I live at a-one, a-two, a-three, Main-a Street.
如果我自己养蝗虫来吃 So, if I'm growing grasshoppers to eat,
那我算农民还是牧民呢? am I farmer or a rancher?
这个话题绝对能成为博客上面的热门 There are going to be a lot of heated blogs on this topic.
Lisa 吃饭了 Lisa, dinnertime!
蝗虫卵
促长剂 希格斯玻色子
Lisa吃虫子 Lisa eats bugs!
Bart 这里是美国 Bart! This is America.
任何人可以吃自己想吃的东西 Anyone can eat what they want
只要他们吃的足够多 as long as they eat too much.
Lisa 要来点儿虾吗? Lisa, would you like some shrimp?
要知道 其实虾和蚱蜢的差别也不是这么大 You know... shrimp aren't all that removed from grasshoppers.
他们都属于节肢类动物 They're both arthropods.
你这么做是为了我好啊 Oh, you did that to help me out.
但却不知道你这样做是为了什么 Not sure what your motivation for that is.
我们主张自由和正义
陪审团休息室
午饭了 Lunch break.
有话快说 Make this quick.
我终于坐到那个靠窗户的位置了 I finally got a chair by the window.
我担心一会那个小保加利亚女人会抢我的位置 I'm afraid the little Bulgarian lady will take it.
那我长话短说吧 Tone Bottom line, Tone,
我把帮派开支缩减了12% I cut expenses 12%.
知道我那个在华尔街上班的无情表弟会怎么说吗? As my more ruthless cousin on Wall Street would say,
给我再减去12个点 cut another 12.
但剩下来削减渠道就只有从员工身上入手了 But the only other cuts left are personnel.
正好现在人员配置有些冗余 There are redundancies.
比如说散弹枪Pete 散弹枪Mike Like Shotgun Pete, Shotgun Mike,
来福枪Ronnie 来福枪Shotgun等 Ronnie the Rifle, Shotgun the Rifle...
这些人都是不错的 但有些必须给我滚 All good men,but some must go.
我也同意 I agree.
我回去后马上宣布裁员 I will announce the layoffs.
失业金在向你们招手呢 伙计们 Welcome to the dole, boys.
你个傻瓜 在我们这行 你不单单把他们裁掉 You jedrool, in our business, you don't lay them off,
得让他们以后永远不能再工作 you lay them out.
正是 Right.
啥? What?
天呐天呐天呐 Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
你是说 把他们都杀了? You mean, kill them?
对不起 我不是故意说这么大声的 I'm sorry, I didn't mean to shout.
糟了 她午饭吃的真快啊 Damn, she eats a quick lunch.
我得走了 Got to go.
这位置空气真好啊 Nice breeze, huh?
你拥有女人一般的胸部 但是却毫无用处 You have breasts like woman,but cannot give suck.
不要再说这个了 Quit saying that!
快向前进吧 小虫子们 Get along, little buggies.
如果你允许的话 我想要问一个问题 If I may, just one question.
你为什么要吃我们? Why are you eating us?
因为你们不是感觉不到任何痛楚的嘛 You don't feel any pain.
啥? 谁告诉你的? Wha...?! Who told you that?
其实我是猜测的啦 Um... I just assumed.
快来看看这么久以来你蘸到巧克力酱里面的都是什么 This is what you've been dipping in chocolate.
不啊 Nooo!
现在发现已经晚了 I'm afraid sooo!
不要啊 Nooo!
晚啦 Sooo!
谢天谢地 Oh, thank God.
只是场梦 Just a dream.
我居然在梦中找肉 I've been meat-walking.
Bart 我不能再吃虫子了 Bart, I can'teat bugs anymore.
求求你 请把我的那些蚱蜢 Please, please take my grasshoppers
都放生回大自然吧 要离我越远越好 as far away as you can and release them into the wild.
好啊 但是等我长大 我要住在你家沙发上 Okay, but when I grow up and I'm living on your couch,
喝光你家的酒 卖光你所有的首饰 and I drink all your booze, and sell your jewelry,
你到时必须得同意 you got to be cool.
我知道了啊 I'll be cool.
但到时我可不给Homer用我的迷你冰箱 But I will not be sharing my mini-fridge with Homer.
我还得养着他? He's there too?
差不多了 Almost...
反正这样也算是放生了 Eh, free is free.
他想要我去杀了那些家伙 He wants me to kill them!
对不起 对不起 Sorry, sorry.
- 首先 嗨 - 嗨 Dan - First of all, hi. - Hi, Dan.
其次 记得上次你问我在哪里工作 Secondly, remember when you asked who I worked for
但我不肯说吗? and I wouldn't say?
我是黑帮老大 I'm a mob boss.
肥Tony去履行陪审团义务了 我代他管理整个帮派 I'm running Fat Tony's gang while he's on jury duty.
便便 Doodie.
Homer 那还不是最夸张的部分 Homer, that's not the shocking part.
他还要去干掉帮派里的一帮家伙 He wants me to kill a bunch of guys.
我连枪都准备好了 快看 I've got a gun.Look.
我的天 Oh, my God!
- 你想要我帮你逃走? - 不是 - You want me to help you escape? - No!
我想要你阻止我去杀人 I want you to stop me from doing it.
- 啥? - 我想去杀掉那些人 Homer - You wha...?! - I want to do it, Homer.
这可是最终版的商业模型啊 It's the ultimate business model.
在我的生意里 我要尽量不给人看到 In my business,I try not to be seen.
我可是很在行的哦 I'm scary good at it.
Homer Homer!
以前发生的所有事都导致了今天的一切 Everything's led to this.
我记得 我第一次面对面解雇别的人时候 我哭了 I remember,the first time I fired someone face-to-face, I cried.
我哭了啊 I cried.
眼泪我都保留下来了 Saved the tear.
快点别这样 Please stop.
我只是想从你的院子里拿回我的飞盘罢了 I just wanted my Frisbee back from your yard.
他们因为我软弱 开除了我 They fired me for not being tough.
之后我才知道 如果要成功 I had learned that in order to succeed,
你就必须抛开一切让你分神的人类善良天性 you must disregard the dangerous distraction of being human.
然后这就把我带到了这里 And it brought me here.
如果你伤害到了一个商人 你就把他变成了一个冷血杀手 You scratch a businessman and you get a coldblooded killer.
我也是被伤害了的 Well, I've been scratched!
这就是我怎样逃脱洗盘子的 This is how I get out of doing the dishes.
咖啡客 电脑恢复软件专卖
别这样啊 伙计 为什么你想做杀人凶手呢? Come on, buddy, why would you want to be a murderer?
我不知道 I don't know.
我一直以来的训练吧 这次机会 就像是... My training, this opportunity, it's like...
一次完美风暴? A perfect storm?
我他妈讨厌这个说法 I hate that expression!
都他妈用烂了 So overused!
好吧 我不知道我为什么要说这个词 Okay, I don't... I don'tknow why I said it.
我很害怕 当时跃入我脑海的第一个词就是这个 I was scared. I needed a response.
就像是完美风暴一样 It was a perfect storm!
找点有创意的词 Say something original!
一个有共同特性的贝雷帽卷饼 a commonality beret burrito.
老大 看上去好像是一起绑架正在进行之中 Oh, it looks like a kidnapping in progress, Chief.
怎么什么东西从你嘴里形容出来都听上去无比的消极 You alwaysframe everything in the worst possible light.
老大 我能问下么 为什么你要当警察? Chief, can I ask-- why do you want to be a policeman?
因为很刺激 Adrenaline junkie.
以前每当有冰激凌车经过 我老爸就会把我绑起来 My dad used to tie me up when the ice cream truck went by.
导致现在无论给我吃多少冰激凌 我都不会感觉饱 And now there's no amount of ice cream that will make me feel full
这样应该行了吧 so this should work.
对啊 就要这样 Yeah.That's right.
多多绑紧一点 Tie them tighter.
感觉好爽 火辣辣的 Oh, that's good.Oh, that burns.
能不能不要搞的这么享受啊 Could you please not sound like you like it so much?
不好意思 Sorry.
我喜欢很多奇怪的东西 I'm into a lot of weird stuff.
你好好在这儿呆着吧 我每个小时会带着食物过来 Now stay down here and I'll be back every hour with food.
然后每六个小时带着你的食物过来 And every six hours with food for you.
谢谢哥们儿 很感激 Thanks, man.'Preciate it!
看 我有伴儿了 Ah, look.I have company.
你好 Hello.
你和你的朋友们好呀 Hello to you and your friend.
这是个聚会 It's a party.
我要叫你虫子伙计 I'm going to call you Buggy,
我要叫你 请不要钻到我的嘴里 and I'll call you--please don't go in my mouth.
好吧 你可以钻到我的嘴里 All right, you can go in my mouth.
就是不要下蛋就行了 Just don't lay egg...
我们现在回到由AFI播出的100个最佳的电影尖叫 (AFI: 美国电影学会) We now return to AFI Presents The 100 Greatest Movie Screams.
第60位 来自《Teen Wolf Too》(1987年美国电影 讲述少年狼人) Number 60, from Teen Wolf Too...
经典啊 Classic.
肯定有人和我们在看一样的节目 Someone must be watching on another TV.
虫子 The bug!
我真的觉得这叫声是从我们屋子里发出的 I really think that's coming from our house.
你能不能不要说些要麻烦我做事情的话 Will you stop saying things that'll make me have to do something?
接下来 我们要欣赏电影《尖叫三》中的三重尖叫 Next, we've got three screams from Scream 3.
那是四声尖叫声 笨蛋AFI That was four screams.Stupid AFI.
小子 千万别去他们的导演培训项目 Boy, never go into their directors training program.
那迪斯尼的小众项目能去么? (迪斯尼提供给社会弱势群体的就业项目) How about the Disney Minority Program?
你怎么可能有资格参加? Now, how would you qualify for that?
因为我有个呆瓜老爸 I'm the son of an oaf.
切 好好享受给罗伊迪斯尼倒咖啡的工作吧 Have fun getting coffee for Roy Disney the Third.
晚饭时间 Dinnertime.
我知道你很饿了 I know you're hungry.
我可以听到你在摩擦你的两条腿 I can hear you rubbing your legs together and...
我的老天 Oh, my God!
我从没想过 Homer Simpson I never thought Homer Simpson
会参演《蝗虫之日》(1975年的美国电影) would be a part of the Day of the Locust.
谢谢 Thanks.
现在 转过去 跪下 Now, turn around and get on your knees.
你会在我的后脑壳上开洞么? Are you gonna shoot me in the back of the head?
不 我只是确保你起来的过程会很长 No, I just know it takes you so long to get up
我会有足够的时间逃跑 I'll have plenty of time to escape.
我稍后再来修 I'll fix that later.
法官大人 陪审团已经达成一致了 Your Honor, we have reached a verdict.
严嘴Johnny Johnny Tightlips.
给我一个现在不杀你的理由 Give me one reason why I shouldn't kill you right now.
这里有一个不错的 但你永远不会从我这里知道这个理由 There's a great one, but you'll never get it out of me.
在度假的时候 他在达尔福尔混的不错 (苏丹西部一地区) On vacation, he digs wells in Darfur!
该死的 Damn it!
我们宣布 被告人 We find the defendant...
现在 进入《危机边缘》的决赛环节(Jeopardy美国智力问答节目) And now it's time for Final Jeopardy.
选手们 请从下列分类中选择... Pay attention, players.The category is...
你太自作聪明了 Alex Trebek You think you're so smart, Alex Trebek.
我记得你还是Alphonse Trebagoogoo时的样子 I remember when you were Alphonse Trebagoogoo.
别这样 Stop!
想得美 Make me!
来吧 Come on!
你说我们是来看某人挨枪子儿的 You said we were gonna see somebody get shot.
无罪 ...not guilty.
我会一个小时内还你的钱 I'll have your money in an hour.
证据
Dan Dan!
你怎么老找得到我? How do you keep finding me?
你真的应该少发点twitter You really should tweet less.
但每个人都应当随时知道我想的事情 But everyone deserves to know what I'm thinking all the time.
就听听我的 如果你杀了这些人 Just listen, if you kill those guys,
你会和他们一样坏 you'll be as bad as they are.
我才不这么想 I don't think so.
他们杀了很多人 They've killed a lot of people,
而且骗他们的妻子们说在工作 and they tell their wives they're working,
实际上在混大街 but they're really just hanging out.
听着 在你伤害任何人前把枪给我 Look, just give me the gun before you hurt somebody.
还给我 Give it to me.
我下不了手杀你 Oh, I can't kill you.
我就知道你弱爆了 I knew you were weak.
如果你觉得我弱爆了 就更该把枪给我 If you think I'm so weak, give me back the gun.
你弱爆了 但我不给你 You are weak, but no.
让我们看看我拿着枪有多D Let's see how weak I am with the gun.
- 不 我才不让你装B - 把枪给我 - No, I don't want to. - Give me the gun.
我看不下去了 I don't want to see it.
- 你快把我逼疯了我要杀了你 - 我觉得不见得 -You're making my mad and I want to shoot you now.-I don't have to see it.
把枪给我 我受不了了 Give it to me!I can imagine it.
- 把枪给我 - 我不 - Give me the gun. - No.
来拿呀 小弱弱 从我这里拿走看看 Come on, weakling, get it from me.
我不是 你想 我拿着枪就不是弱人 I'm not... You want... I'm not weak with the gun.
是啊 没错 对 但看看枪在谁手里 Yeah, well, yeah,but see who's got it now.
我手中有枪 心中不慌 When I have a gun,I'm not weak at all.
是啊 好吧 你并不是那么 Yeah, well,you ain't so...
把我旁边的过道打扫干净 Clean-up on aisle me.
好吧 老妈 我觉得够远了 Okay, Mom,I think that's far enough.
终于有个地方可以让你们展翅跳跃了 Finally, a place where you can spread your wings and hop.
玉米迷宫
我们自由了 We're free!
不不 我还要仔细想想 No, no, I'm still gonna figure this out.
刚才这里有个转角 There was a corner here.
大卫 David...
该死的 Judy 别打断我的思路 Damn it, Judy,let me have this!
好吧 Tone 你确定没召唤这些信托金融怪人? So, Tone, you're sure you didn't order those fiduciary-related whacks?
重要的是我们已经节省了大量的经费 The important thing is we have severely cut costs
办法就是只留一支枪 by reducing the number of our guns to one.
并且油我保存 And I have it.
还有什么问题么? Any further questions?
- 能把枪给我么? - 不行 - Can I have the gun? - No.
我们的朋友Grillick先生怎么了? What happened to our friend Mr. Gillick?
我不知道 I don't know.
但是一旦你的手指感觉到了扳机的瘙痒 But once your finger has felt the itch of a trigger,
只有按动扳机才能释放这种冲动 there is no relief till said trigger has been squeezed.
有时候你会感觉到使命的召唤 Sometimes late in life you find your calling.
枪的重量 你指上的扳机 The heft of the gun,the trigger in your hand...
你能不能快点帮我打洞啊? Can you hurry this up, please?
我女儿还要参加拉拉队队长的培训 My daughter's got cheerleading practice.
这还不简单 Oh, I-I can go fast.
你能不能不发出这声音? Could you please not do that?
这里有什么问题么? Is there some kind of problem here?
如果没有的话 你能给我的肚脐打个洞么? And if not, can you do my belly button?
桑拿的时候 我需要个挂警徽的地方 Need some place to hang my badge at the sauna.
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