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BUT, DA-A-A-D!
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WHY DO I HAVE TO COME TO ENGLAND
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WITH YOU ON A BUSINESS TRIP?
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WELL, WHY NOT, NIGEL, OLD BEAN?
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DON'T YOU WANT TO VISIT WHERE
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YOU GREW UP WITH YOUR OLD DAD?
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WE MOVED AWAY WHEN
I WAS LIKE 3 YEARS OLD.
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- I DON'T REMEMBER
ANYTHING ABOUT - THE PLACE.
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I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS THERE.
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I CAN'T EVEN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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IT'S THE SAME LANGUAGE AS IN
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AMERICA BUT WITH AN "EH, WHAT?"
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OR "I SAY" THROWN IN.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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WELL, I'D STILL RATHER BE
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HOME WITH MY FRIENDS.
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GOING TO ENGLAND, EH?
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YES.
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GUESS WHAT.
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WHAT?
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I'M GOING TO ENGLAND, TOO.
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WHAT A COINCIDENCE.
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AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?
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I USED TO LIVE IN ENGLAND BEFORE
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I MOVED TO THE UNITED STATES.
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REALLY?
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SO DID I.
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THE NAME'S TREVOR.
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I JUST MOVED A COUPLE OF WEEKS
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AGO, BUT I HAVE TO RUSH BACK TO
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TAKE CARE OF A LITTLE
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BUSINESS... A BIT OF A MISSION,
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IF YOU WILL.
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A MISSION?!
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RIGHTO.
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I'VE GOT TO RETURN THIS BOOK TO
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WHERE IT BELONGS.
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BUT A LOT OF FILTHY CHAPS WOULD
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LOVE TO GET THEIR HANDS UPON IT.
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- >> WHAT'S SO
IMPORTANT ABOUT - IT?
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I SAY, LADS, WE'VE BEGUN OUR
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LANDING, SO KINDLY
FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS.
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TA!
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LATER.
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SO, AS I WAS SAYING, THIS BOOK
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IS PERHAPS THE MOST
IMPORTANT... [ GASPS ]
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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
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WHAT?
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HERE.
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MEET ME IN THE GREAT LIBRARY
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BEFORE MIDNIGHT.
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BUT I DON'T... JUST BE THERE.
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AND BRING THE BOOK!
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AAH! AAH! AAH!
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BUT I DON'T KNOW WHERE... AHEM!
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GOOD EVENING, SIR.
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MIGHT I TROUBLE YOU TO HAND OVER
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THAT BOOK YOU'RE HOLDING?
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UM, WHAT BOOK?
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THAT BOOK THAT YOU ARE HIDING
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BEHIND YOUR BACK.
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UH, WHO ARE YOU?
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UNH!
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OH, HELLO.
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ARE YOU FROM THE HOTEL.
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I'M AFRAID NOT, SIR.
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- I WAS JUST HAVING
A WORD WITH - YOUR...
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BRILLIANT.
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- THE REST OF OUR LUGGAGE
WILL BE - OUT SHORTLY.
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UGH!
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NO, NO, NO, YOU
SEE, I... [ GASPS ]
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PARDON ME, SIR.
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WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT.
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TWO MINUTES IN ENGLAND, AND
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NIGEL'S ALREADY MADE A FRIEND.
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[ PANTING ]
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I SURE WISH I HAD SOME OF MY
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2-x-4 TECHNOLOGY RIGHT NOW.
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- [ BEEPING ]
- >> UGH!
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ANYTHING ELSE IN
YOUR POCKETS, SIR?
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LOOKS LIKE I'll HAVE TO DO.
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THINGS THE HARD WAY UNTIL I CAN
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HOOK UP WITH THE
ENGLISH KIDS NEXT DOOR.
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HA! UNH! AH! WHOA! UNH!
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HA! HA! HA! HYUP!
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WHAA! WHA! WHOA!
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HUH?
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UNH! AH!
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UNH!
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AAH!
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AAAH!
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HA!
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NIGEL UNO, 1, JOLLY
OLD ENGLAND, ZE... RO?
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OOH! AH! OH!
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OHH.
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HELLO.
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FANCY A TOFFEE PELLET?
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THEY'RE FROM NESBITT'S...
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TIP-TOPS, YOU KNOW.
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UH, NO THANKS.
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I'M KIND OF IN A RUSH.
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UNH-UNH, THE BOOK FIRST, MATE.
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YOU WANT TO GET
YOUR HAND OFF ME?
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YOU WANT TO MAKE ME?
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I DON'T MAKE TRASH.
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I JUST BURN IT.
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AND I DON'T EAT ME CHIPS IN A
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LORRY WHEN THE VICAR'S PUSHING A
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PRAM CROSS THE SQUARE!
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AND I DON'T... WHAT
THE HECK'S AS LORRY?
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ENOUGH CHITCHAT!
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HAND OVER THE BOOK
BEFORE I THUMP YOU!
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GO AHEAD AND TRY IT.
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AAH!
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NOW, THAT WASN'T
QUITE CRICKET OF YOU.
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SO, MAYBE I'll TEACH YOU A BIT.
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ABOUT CRICKET!
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AAH! OH.
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YOU SEEM LIKE AN ALL-RIGHT
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SORT, BOYO, SO WHY DON'T YOU
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HAND OVER THE BOOK
BEFORE YOU GET HURT!
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I'VE GOT A BETTER IDEA.
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[ Crying ] OH, NO!
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AH!
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COME BACK HERE, YOU!
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PARDON ME! SO SORRY!
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I'M SORRY! PARDON ME!
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ON YOUR LEFT! AHA!
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[ PANTING ]
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AHH.
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OH, THANK GOODNESS, OFFICER.
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- THERE'S SOME CRAZY
GIRL CHASING - ME.
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RIGHT.
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GIVE ME THAT BOOK THEN.
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ENOUGH MUCKING ABOUT!
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- >> [ GROWLS ] - >> GOOD
EVENING, PASSENGERS.
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- WE ARE NOW BOARDING FLIGHT -
ELEVENTEEN-HUNDRED TO ROOTIN',
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TOOTIN' DALLAS, TEXAS.
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YEEHAW!
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[ CHEERING ]
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HA!
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[ PANTING ]
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GREAT.
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NOW HOW DO I FIND... HUH?
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AAH!
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[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
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WOW, THANKS FOR THE RESCUE.
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THOSE GUYS ALMOST HAD ME.
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TIGHT SPOT, WHAT?
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- SAW THOSE BLIGHTERS CHASING.
- YOU... RUN, RUN, RUN, DOWN THE
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- APPLES AND PEARS AND THROUGH
THE - BAGGAGE AND FREIGHT.
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SO, WE THOUGHT WE'D HELP, EH?
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UH, EXCUSE ME?
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I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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"DON'T UNDERSTAND," SAYS THE
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GOVERNOR, KNOWINGLY, KNOWINGLY.
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VERY GOOD.
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- IN TOWN FOR A SPOT
OF TROUBLE, - EH?
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WINK, WINK, NUDGE, NUDGE.
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SAY NO MORE, EH?
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- >> NO, I'M HERE WITH
MY FATHER - AND...
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FATHER?
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SAY NO MORE.
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BUT LOOKS LIKE THE KIDS NEXT
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DOOR FOUND YOU, EH?
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- >> YOU'RE THE ENGLISH
KIDS NEXT - DOOR?
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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"KIDS NEXT DOOR," SAID THE
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- BOBBY TO THE BLIND
BAT ON A - SUNDAY.
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HA HA!
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WINK, WINK, NUDGE, NUDGE, EH?
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- SO, WHAT SAY WE POP 'ROUND THE.
- JACK AND I STAND YOU A COUPLE OF
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RHODAS AND WE
RABBIT ON A BIT, EH?
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[ LAUGHS ]
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[ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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UH, LISTEN, GUYS, I'D LOVE TO
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STAY AND HAVE ANOTHER 15 SODAS
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WITH YOU, BUT, "A," I HAVE NO
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IDEA WHAT ANY OF YOU ARE SAYING,
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AND, "B," I KIND OF HAVE TO BE
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SOMEWHERE SOON.
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MEETING SOMEONE?
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WINK, WINK, NUDGE, NUDGE.
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MEETING SOMEONE?
SOMEONE YOU MEETING?
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EH? MEET? MEETING SOMEONE?
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WELL, I'M SUPPOSED TO BRING
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THIS BOOK SO SOME PLACE CALLED
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THE GREAT LIBRARY.
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[ ALL GASPING ]
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RICHARD AND MARY?
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SAY NO MORE.
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"TAKE YOU THERE WE WILL," SAID
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THE BISHOP TO THE BARRISTER OVER
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A PLATE OF BUBBLING SQUID.
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- SO, LET'S TAKE A
BUTCHER TO THIS - FISH, EH?
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[ EXPLOSION ]
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[ COUGHING ]
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THE BOOK... NOW.
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KIDS NEXT DOOR!
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[ SHOUTING ]
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BATTLE STATIONS!
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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I CAN HELP YOU FIGHT THEM.
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- WE'VE GOT TO GO BACK
AND SHOW - THOSE GUYS.
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RIGHT.
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- JUST FOLLOW THE BUTCHER'S FUNNEL.
- AND YOU'LL REACH THE RICHARD AND
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MARY. WAIT.
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I GET IT NOW.
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"RICHARD AND MARY"
RHYMES WITH "LIBRARY."
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THAT IS SO COO... AAAH!
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NIGEL, WAKE UP, OLD BOY.
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SO GLAD YOU FOUND THE SECRET WAY
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INTO THE GREAT LIBRARY.
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I KNEW YOU WERE A CLEVER ONE.
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DID YOU BRING THE BOOK?
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YEAH, AND YOU WERE RIGHT.
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LOTS OF PEOPLE DO WANT TO GET.
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THEIR HANDS ON IT.
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NEVER MIND THAT. JUST FOLLOW ME.
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COME ON.
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BUT THIS IS A DEAD END.
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OR SO IT APPEARS.
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COME ON THEN.
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WHOA!
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SO, THIS IS THE GREAT LIBRARY.
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IT'S AMAZING.
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- >> YES, YES, JUST UNWRAP THE.
- BOOK, AND LET'S GET ON WITH IT.
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WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME.
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OH!
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- >> ALL RIGHT, I'VE BEEN
DYING TO - FIND OUT WHAT...
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IT REALLY IS A FASCINATING
BOOK, YOU KNOW.
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I DON'T KNOW HOW TREVOR GOT
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AHOLD OF IT OR WHY HE GAVE IT TO
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YOU, BUT I'M AFRAID THAT THIS
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GAME IS NOW OVER.
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W-WHY DO YOU WANT
THIS BOOK SO BADLY?
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IMAGINE A BOOK FILLED WITH
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THE STORIES OF THOUSANDS OF
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KIDS... THEIR ADVENTURES, THEIR
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TACTICS, THEIR SECRETS.
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THAT KIND OF INFORMATION COULD
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BRING AN ORGANIZATION LIKE THE
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KIDS NEXT DOOR TO ITS KNEES.
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THE KIDS NEXT DOOR?
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THEN THIS IS THE
LEGENDARY BOOK OF KND?
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THE SAME ONE DISCOVERED BY
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NUMBUH 0 HIMSELF AND INSCRIBED
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WITH THE STORY OF EVERY KIDS
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NEXT DOOR OPERATIVE BEFORE THEY
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WERE DECOMMISSIONED.
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HEY!
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AND NOW... IT'S OURS.
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YA!
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UNH!
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YOU DIDN'T THINK THE KIDS
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NEXT DOOR WOULD LET YOU GET
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- AWAY WITH STEALING
OUR BOOK, DID - YOU?
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YOU' A KIDS NEXT DOOR OPERATIVE?
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ONLY THE NUMBUH 1... WITH A.
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LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS IN
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SECTOR "E" HERE.
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WE' SECTOR "E," YOU STUPID GIT!
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BUT IF YOU'RE SECTOR "E,"
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THEN WHO ARE... AAH!
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THOSE ARE THE ROWDY HOOLIGANS
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FROM ACROSS THE SQUARE.
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AND YOU JUST GAVE
THEM THE BOOK OF KND.
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RIGHT THEN.
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LET'S TAKE A BUTCHER
TO THIS HERE FISH, EH?
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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WELL, SAY NO MORE.
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FATHER WILL BE MOST PLEASED WHEN
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WE TELL HIM WE FOUND THE...
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"RAINBOW MONKEY'S TEA
AND CRUMPETS PICNIC"?
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GIVE ME THAT!
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I'VE GOT LESS THAN A MINUTE TO
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RETURN THIS BOOK,
OR IT'LL BE... OVERDUE!
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[ PANTING ]
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NO-O-O-O-O-O-O!
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[ CRYING ]
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25 PENCE DOWN THE DRAIN!
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UH...
- >> ABOUT 50 CENTS AMERICAN, - MATE.
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RIGHT THEN.
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LOOKS LIKE GLOBAL COMMAND'S INFO
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ABOUT THE BOOK OF KND BEING
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- STOLEN WAS A BIT
DODGY, EH, - WHAT?
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00:10:26,700 --> 00:10:27,600
DODGY?
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TRY COMPLETELY WRONG!
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YOU'VE BEEN CHASING ME ALL NIGHT
294
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OVER A STUPID
RAINBOW MONKEY BOOK?
295
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- >> ACTUALLY, I HEAR IT'S A
JOLLY - GOOD READ, WHAT?
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I'VE BEEN ASKING TREVOR TO
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BORROW IT FOR QUITE SOME TIME.
298
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BUT HE INSISTS I TAKE IT OUT OF
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THE LIBRARY AFTER
HE'S DONE WITH IT.
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YOU'RE NEVER CAREFUL WITH
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YOUR BOOKS... ALWAYS EATING
302
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KIPPERS WHILE YOU'RE READING AND
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MUCKING THEM ALL UP!
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RIGHT THEN.
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- WHAT SAY WE POP 'ROUND THE
JACK - FOR A COUPLE OF RHODAS AND
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RABBIT ON A BIT.
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SAY NO MORE.
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ORANGE BUBBLY-DOUBLY
IN THE ROUNDHOUSE, EH?
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- WINK, WINK, NUDGE,
NUDGE, HONK, - HONK.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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THEY'RE OUR ENEMIES!
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AREN'T YOU GOING TO FIGHT?
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00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:05,733
FIGHT?
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00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:07,400
OVER A RAINBOW MONKEY BOOK?
315
00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:11,967
WHAT DO YOU THINK
WE ARE, AMERICANS?
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[ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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THAT'S A GOOD ONE, SON.
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00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:26,167
AND I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT I JUST SAID.
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AS YOU ALL KNOW, TOMORROW
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NIGHT WILL BE THE LARGEST
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GATHERING OF SUPERVILLAINS EVER.
323
00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,144
THEREFORE, THIS WILL BE...
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I'VE GOT YOU NOW.
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OH, YOU WISH. YEAH?
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OH, OH, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
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COME ON. YES!
328
00:11:57,267 --> 00:11:58,667
UH-HUH.
329
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AND WHAT'S YOUR
FAVORITE PART OF THE CAKE?
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OOH, THAT SOUNDS YUMMY!
331
00:12:04,033 --> 00:12:05,310
[ HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS ]
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WHAT THE... COME ON.
333
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AAH!
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00:12:08,333 --> 00:12:10,567
PINK IS THE BEST COLOR, SILLY!
335
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HEY, I'M PAYING $1.95 A MINUTE
336
00:12:12,601 --> 00:12:15,400
TO SPEAK TO A REAL
RAINBOW MONKEY HERE!
337
00:12:15,467 --> 00:12:16,900
DON'T ANY OF YOU GET IT?
338
00:12:16,967 --> 00:12:18,461
THIS MISSION IS OUR CHANCE TO
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REDEEM OURSELVES AFTER LAST
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00:12:20,067 --> 00:12:21,433
WEEK'S DISASTROUS MISSION.
341
00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:22,944
SECTOR "T" IS STILL TRYING TO
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GET THAT RUBBER
CEMENT OUT OF THEIR HAIR.
343
00:12:25,867 --> 00:12:27,311
NOW, IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'D LIKE
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TO GET ON WITH
THE MISSION SPECS.
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OUR RENDEZVOUS POINT WILL BE
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JUST OUTSIDE THIS DORMANT
347
00:12:32,967 --> 00:12:35,533
VOLCANO WHERE THE
VILLAINS ARE GATHERING.
348
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WE'LL MEET AT 20:00 HOURS.
349
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NOT 23:00 HOURS, NOT 35:00
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HOURS, BUT 20:00 HOURS.
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STUDY YOUR PARTS
AND DON'T BE LATE!
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THIS OPERATION REQUIRES EXACT
353
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,767
TIMING, SO EVERYONE SYNCHRONIZE
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00:12:50,833 --> 00:12:55,100
YOUR WATCHES NOW!
355
00:12:55,167 --> 00:12:57,700
WELL, IT'S 20:00 HOURS.
356
00:12:57,767 --> 00:13:00,177
SO, WHERE'S MR. "YOU BETTER NOT
357
00:13:00,201 --> 00:13:02,633
BE LATE OR ELSE"?
358
00:13:02,700 --> 00:13:04,533
MAYBE HIS WATCH BROKE.
359
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UNPOSSIBLE.
360
00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:08,900
NUMBUH 1 ALWAYS WEARS
TWO BACKUP WATCHES.
361
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DON'T WORRY.
362
00:13:10,233 --> 00:13:11,600
HE'LL SHOW.
363
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[ TICKING ]
364
00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:17,800
STOP PLAYING WITH
YOUR WATCH NUMBUH 4.
365
00:13:17,867 --> 00:13:19,747
- IT WON'T MAKE NUMBUH
1 GET HERE - ANY SOONER.
366
00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:21,677
- >> WELL, WE CAN'T
WAIT ANY - LONGER.
367
00:13:21,767 --> 00:13:23,710
- OTHERWISE WE'LL
MISS OUR - OPPORTUNITY.
368
00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:25,161
THE VILLAINS DON'T GET TOGETHER
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IN ONE SPOT VERY OFTEN.
370
00:13:26,633 --> 00:13:28,177
YEAH, NUMBUH 1 WILL CATCH UP
371
00:13:28,201 --> 00:13:29,767
WHEN HE GETS HERE.
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IF HE EVER DOES GET HERE.
373
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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
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00:13:36,368 --> 00:13:41,133
MAN, THIS PLACE IS PACKED.
375
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AND THERE'S OUR SPOT... RIGHT
376
00:13:43,035 --> 00:13:47,167
NEXT TO THE COMMON
COLD'S SNOT BOMBER.
377
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:57,533
HOW'S IT LOOK DOWN THERE?
378
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GREAT, NUMBUH 5.
379
00:13:58,767 --> 00:14:01,633
COME ON DOWN AND
CHECK OUT THE SHOW.
380
00:14:01,700 --> 00:14:03,211
SO, WHAT ARE ALL THESE CRUDDY
381
00:14:03,235 --> 00:14:05,333
VILLAINS GETTING
TOGETHER FOR ANYWAYS?
382
00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:06,133
PIPE DOWN.
383
00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:07,333
IT'S STARTING.
384
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[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]
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♪ VILLAINS, WE'RE THE
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- VILLAINS ♪
- ♪ THE VILLAINOUS VILLAINS OF
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ADULT VILLAINERY ♪
388
00:14:17,001 --> 00:14:18,933
♪ IT'S THE NIGHT OF NIGHTS FOR
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ALL THE EVIL HORDES ♪
390
00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:23,811
♪ IT'S THE VILLAINS'
CHOICE AWARDS ♪
391
00:14:23,835 --> 00:14:25,467
♪ THERE'S FATHER, HE'S A MEAN
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00:14:25,533 --> 00:14:26,910
- ONE ♪
- >> OH, STOP.
393
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,394
♪ HATES THE KND AND JUST LIKE
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00:14:28,418 --> 00:14:29,833
ME WILL CHASE THEM FOR FUN ♪
395
00:14:29,900 --> 00:14:31,300
OH, WATCH THEM RUN.
396
00:14:31,367 --> 00:14:32,911
♪ AND MR. BOSS, WHAT A CAD
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00:14:32,935 --> 00:14:34,500
♪ HE'S WORSE THAN WORSE, AND IN
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00:14:34,567 --> 00:14:36,477
- THIS VERSE, I'll TELL
YOU HE'S - JUST BAD ♪
399
00:14:36,567 --> 00:14:38,061
♪ WE'VE GOT SPANKULOT
400
00:14:38,085 --> 00:14:39,600
♪ GRAMMA STUFFUM'S HOT
401
00:14:39,667 --> 00:14:41,227
♪ OF COURSE, CHESTER'S HERE
402
00:14:41,251 --> 00:14:42,833
♪ AND FIZZ BOUGHT THE ROOT
403
00:14:42,900 --> 00:14:44,477
- BEER ♪
- ♪ THE CAT LADY, TOO
404
00:14:44,567 --> 00:14:46,568
♪ COMMON COLD AH-CHOO!
405
00:14:46,633 --> 00:14:48,610
- >> ♪ AND ROBIN
FOOD, HEY, THAT'S - ME ♪
406
00:14:48,700 --> 00:14:50,310
- >> DON'T FORGET
LITTLE JUAN, - BABY.
407
00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:53,267
♪ VILLAINS, WE'RE THE VILLAINS ♪
408
00:14:53,333 --> 00:14:55,327
♪ THE VILLAINOUS VILLAINS OF
409
00:14:55,351 --> 00:14:57,367
ADULT VILLAINERY ♪
410
00:14:57,433 --> 00:14:59,344
♪ IT'S THE NIGHT OF NIGHTS FOR
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00:14:59,368 --> 00:15:01,300
ALL THE EVIL HORDES ♪
412
00:15:01,367 --> 00:15:03,311
♪ IT'S THE VILLAINS'
413
00:15:03,335 --> 00:15:07,144
♪ YEAH, THE VILLAINS'
CHOICE AWARDS ♪
414
00:15:07,168 --> 00:15:08,967
YEAH!
415
00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:10,067
UGH!
416
00:15:10,133 --> 00:15:12,800
I ALWAYS HATE THOSE
CHEESY OPENING NUMBERS.
417
00:15:12,867 --> 00:15:14,661
WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE
418
00:15:14,685 --> 00:15:16,500
NUMBUH 1's NOT GONNA SHOW.
419
00:15:16,567 --> 00:15:19,267
WE EITHER DO THIS
NOW OR WE ABORT.
420
00:15:19,333 --> 00:15:21,233
LET'S DO IT NOW!
421
00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:22,733
YEAH, LET'S DO IT!
422
00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:24,727
OKAY, BUT WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO
423
00:15:24,751 --> 00:15:26,700
SPLIT UP NUMBUH 1's DUTIES.
424
00:15:26,767 --> 00:15:29,867
RIGHT, AND HERE'S
HOW WE'RE GONNA DO IT.
425
00:15:29,933 --> 00:15:31,560
WE ALL KNOW THAT KNIGHTBRACE
426
00:15:31,584 --> 00:15:33,233
HITS THE BATHROOM TO BRUSH HIS
427
00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:34,700
TEETH AFTER EVERY AWARD.
428
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,511
BUT AFTER WE GET DONE WITH HIM,
429
00:15:36,535 --> 00:15:39,167
PLAQUE WILL BE THE
LEAST OF HIS WORRIES.
430
00:15:39,233 --> 00:15:40,667
YES?
431
00:15:40,733 --> 00:15:43,233
OH!
432
00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:44,661
NUMBUH 4 WILL TAKE
433
00:15:44,685 --> 00:15:46,067
KNIGHTBRACE'S PLACE AND HEAD
434
00:15:46,133 --> 00:15:47,744
BACK TO THE AUDITORIUM TO CATCH
435
00:15:47,768 --> 00:15:49,400
THE BEST FOREIGN VILLAIN AWARD
436
00:15:49,467 --> 00:15:50,800
AND THE START OF DINNER.
437
00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:52,933
I RECOMMEND THE LASAGNA.
438
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:57,033
AND THE WINNER IS...
COUNT SPANKULOT!
439
00:15:57,100 --> 00:15:58,500
I WON! I WON!
440
00:15:58,567 --> 00:15:59,900
HOORAY FOR ME!
441
00:15:59,967 --> 00:16:02,233
WHAT A PRIMAVERA.
442
00:16:02,300 --> 00:16:04,567
YOUR DINNER, SIR.
443
00:16:04,633 --> 00:16:09,600
THANKS, WAITER.
444
00:16:09,667 --> 00:16:11,577
AS COUNT SPANKULOT MOUNTS THE
445
00:16:11,601 --> 00:16:13,533
STAGE TO RECEIVE HIS STATUE,
446
00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:16,167
NUMBUH 4 WILL
EXCHANGE MEALS WITH HIM.
447
00:16:16,233 --> 00:16:18,610
YOU HAVE BEEN VERY BAD
448
00:16:18,634 --> 00:16:21,033
VILLAINS TO VOTE FOR ME.
449
00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:22,594
[ LAUGHS ]
450
00:16:22,618 --> 00:16:24,133
I KID VERY MUCH.
451
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:25,877
BUT WHAT THE COUNT DOESN'T
452
00:16:25,901 --> 00:16:27,600
KNOW IS THAT HIS NEW DINNER
453
00:16:27,667 --> 00:16:29,194
PLATE IS FILLED WITH SUPERSTRONG
454
00:16:29,218 --> 00:16:30,767
CHUNKS OF GARLIC.
455
00:16:30,833 --> 00:16:33,277
NOW, SINCE THE COUNT IS ALLERGIC
456
00:16:33,301 --> 00:16:35,767
TO GARLIC, HE'LL START TO CHOKE.
457
00:16:35,833 --> 00:16:37,994
THAT'S WHEN DR. NUMBUH 3 ARRIVES
458
00:16:38,018 --> 00:16:40,200
ON THE SCENE.
459
00:16:40,267 --> 00:16:41,527
[ CHOKING ]
460
00:16:41,551 --> 00:16:42,833
USING THE HEIMLICH MANEUVER
461
00:16:42,900 --> 00:16:44,511
AND EXPERT AIM, THE GARLIC WILL
462
00:16:44,535 --> 00:16:46,167
FLY ACROSS THE ROOM AND HIT A
463
00:16:46,233 --> 00:16:47,794
CYMBAL IN THE ORCHESTRA PIT,
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00:16:47,818 --> 00:16:49,400
WHICH WILL CUE THE CONDUCTOR,
465
00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:50,944
WHO WILL, IN TURN, INTERRUPT
466
00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:53,433
MR. BOSS' EMOTIONAL
ACCEPTANCE SPEECH.
467
00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:55,767
MY THIRD... HEY, HOW DARE THEY?
468
00:16:55,833 --> 00:16:57,944
MR. BOSS WILL STORM OFFSTAGE
469
00:16:57,968 --> 00:17:00,100
TO SEEK OUT THE STAGE MANAGER...
470
00:17:00,167 --> 00:17:02,900
ONCE AGAIN, NUMBUH 5.
471
00:17:02,967 --> 00:17:05,310
- >> WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA,
CUTTING - OFF MY SPEECH?!
472
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:06,761
BUT MR. BOSS WILL BE GIVING
473
00:17:06,785 --> 00:17:09,633
HER MORE THAN JUST
A PIECE OF HIS MIND.
474
00:17:09,700 --> 00:17:12,143
- YOU SEE, HIS ACCOUNTING FIRM IS.
- RESPONSIBLE FOR TALLYING UP THE
475
00:17:12,167 --> 00:17:13,627
VOTES AND KEEPING THE WINNERS'
476
00:17:13,651 --> 00:17:15,133
ENVELOPES UNDER LOCK AND KEY.
477
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,927
MEANWHILE, KNIGHTBRACE WILL HIT
478
00:17:16,951 --> 00:17:18,700
THE CAN AGAIN, BUT THIS TIME,
479
00:17:18,767 --> 00:17:20,394
HE'LL MAKE A LITTLE DETOUR
480
00:17:20,418 --> 00:17:22,067
BACKSTAGE, WHERE HE'LL MEET UP
481
00:17:22,133 --> 00:17:23,810
WITH OUR GOOD FRIEND THE STAGE
482
00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:25,533
MANAGER TO MAKE A LITTLE KEY
483
00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:28,411
EXCHANGE BEFORE NUMBUH 3 HANDS
484
00:17:28,435 --> 00:17:31,267
HIM THE DETONATOR WIRE.
485
00:17:31,333 --> 00:17:32,910
USING THE KEY, NUMBUH 4 WILL
486
00:17:32,934 --> 00:17:34,533
ENTER THE ENVELOPE ROOM AND LOOK
487
00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:36,044
FOR THE ONE MARKED "VILLAIN OF"
488
00:17:36,068 --> 00:17:37,533
"THE YEAR" AND ATTACH THE
489
00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:38,733
DETONATOR WIRE TO IT.
490
00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:40,777
- MEANWHILE, NUMBUH 3
WILL BE - WAITING IN THE
491
00:17:40,867 --> 00:17:42,367
C.H.U.B.B.S.U.I.T.
492
00:17:42,433 --> 00:17:44,967
KIDS NEXT DOOR
C.H.U.B.B.S.U.I.T... CABLE
493
00:17:45,033 --> 00:17:47,144
HIDDEN UNDER BODY BLUBBER
494
00:17:47,168 --> 00:17:49,300
SUPER-UNDETECTABLY IGNITES TRAP.
495
00:17:49,367 --> 00:17:50,894
BACK IN HER WAITER OUTFIT,
496
00:17:50,918 --> 00:17:52,467
NUMBUH 5 WILL TAKE OUT THE
497
00:17:52,533 --> 00:17:54,044
DESERT CART, HIDING THE
498
00:17:54,068 --> 00:17:55,600
DETONATION CABLE, AND THEN MAKE
499
00:17:55,667 --> 00:17:56,961
HER WAY OUT TO THE MAIN FLOOR,
500
00:17:56,985 --> 00:17:59,833
WHERE SHE'LL... HEY, YOU!
501
00:17:59,900 --> 00:18:01,700
STOP RIGHT THERE.
502
00:18:01,767 --> 00:18:04,110
- THOUGHT YOU COULD
SNEAK BY ME, - HUH?
503
00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:05,794
WELL, I WANT YOUR STUPID
504
00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:07,433
CATERING VEHICLE OUT OF MY
505
00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:09,667
PARKING SPOT PRONTO!
506
00:18:09,733 --> 00:18:13,000
OH, IS THAT KEY-LIME PIE?
507
00:18:13,067 --> 00:18:14,911
NOW ALL NUMBUH 5 HAS TO DO IS
508
00:18:14,935 --> 00:18:16,800
RUN THE WIRE TO OUR EXPLOSIVE
509
00:18:16,867 --> 00:18:18,744
DEVICE, BUT TO DO THAT, SHE'LL
510
00:18:18,768 --> 00:18:20,667
HAVE TO CROSS A ROOM FILLED WITH
511
00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:22,227
THE MOST EVIL AND HUNGRY
512
00:18:22,251 --> 00:18:23,767
VILLAINS KNOWN TO KIDKIND.
513
00:18:23,833 --> 00:18:25,477
BY NOW, THEY SHOULD BE GIVING
514
00:18:25,501 --> 00:18:27,167
OUT THE BEST TEEN VILLAIN AWARD,
515
00:18:27,233 --> 00:18:28,560
AND FROM WHAT I HEAR,
516
00:18:28,584 --> 00:18:31,267
TEEN TORNADO IS A
LOCK TO WIN IT THIS YEAR.
517
00:18:31,333 --> 00:18:32,660
NUMBUH 5 WILL EXIT THROUGH THE
518
00:18:32,684 --> 00:18:34,033
BACK DOOR AND REGROUP WITH
519
00:18:34,100 --> 00:18:35,933
NUMBUH 4 AND NUMBUH 3.
520
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,744
AND THEN, JUST AS WINK AND FIBB
521
00:18:37,768 --> 00:18:39,533
INTRODUCE A MUSICAL TRIBUTE TO
522
00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:41,377
EVIL PLANS AROUND THE WORLD, YOU
523
00:18:41,401 --> 00:18:43,200
SHOULD ALL BE BACK HERE FOR THE
524
00:18:43,267 --> 00:18:45,194
FINAL STAGE OF THE OPERATION...
525
00:18:45,218 --> 00:18:47,167
HOOKING UP THE DETONATION WIRE
526
00:18:47,233 --> 00:18:49,294
TO THE ELEVENTY TONS OF SNOT
527
00:18:49,318 --> 00:18:53,633
BOMBS INSIDE COMMON
COLD'S SNOT BOMBER.
528
00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:55,927
SO, WHEN THE PLANE EXPLODES,
529
00:18:55,951 --> 00:18:58,200
IT'LL SEND 300 KAJILLION TONS OF
530
00:18:58,267 --> 00:19:00,361
MUCUS UP THROUGH THE VOLCANO
531
00:19:00,385 --> 00:19:02,500
AND ALL OVER THE VILLAINS.
532
00:19:02,567 --> 00:19:03,967
ARE YOU KIDDING?
533
00:19:04,033 --> 00:19:07,000
THIS PLAN WILL NEVER WORK.
534
00:19:07,067 --> 00:19:09,800
I CAN'T BELIEVE
THAT PLAN WORKED.
535
00:19:09,867 --> 00:19:12,067
AND NO THANKS TO NUMBUH 1.
536
00:19:12,133 --> 00:19:12,967
YEAH.
537
00:19:13,033 --> 00:19:14,967
MAYBE HE'S OUR WEAK LINK.
538
00:19:15,033 --> 00:19:17,400
OKAY, OKAY, PIPE DOWN, GUYS.
539
00:19:17,467 --> 00:19:19,161
I WANT TO SEE WHO WINS THE BEST
540
00:19:19,185 --> 00:19:20,900
TOILET-BASED VILLAIN AWARD.
541
00:19:20,967 --> 00:19:25,833
AND THE VCA GOES
TO... POTTY MOUTH!
542
00:19:25,900 --> 00:19:27,910
- >> YOU'RE POOPIN'
RIGHT, IT - DOES.
543
00:19:28,033 --> 00:19:29,867
I WON!
544
00:19:29,933 --> 00:19:31,433
OH, THIS IS RIGGED.
545
00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:32,667
THAT'S MY AWARD.
546
00:19:32,733 --> 00:19:34,377
AH, GO FLUSH YOURSELF DOWN A
547
00:19:34,401 --> 00:19:36,067
PEE-PEE HOLE, YOU
548
00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:38,233
TOILET-PAPER-COVERED DOODY HEAD.
549
00:19:38,300 --> 00:19:40,667
THIS IS A FAMILY
SHOW, POTTY MOUTH.
550
00:19:40,733 --> 00:19:42,110
AND NOW I HAVE A SPECIAL
551
00:19:42,134 --> 00:19:43,533
ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE.
552
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:45,361
FOR THIS YEAR'S VILLAIN OF THE
553
00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:47,167
YEAR, WE HAVE A SPECIAL PRIZE.
554
00:19:47,233 --> 00:19:49,800
THE NUMBER-ONE
VILLAIN WILL RECEIVE...
555
00:19:49,867 --> 00:19:51,067
NUMBUH 1.
556
00:19:51,133 --> 00:19:52,994
[ MUFFLED TALKING ]
557
00:19:53,018 --> 00:19:54,900
YES, WON'T HE LOOK FABULOUS IN
558
00:19:54,967 --> 00:19:56,433
YOUR SECRET LAIR?
559
00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:57,567
WHAT?
560
00:19:57,633 --> 00:19:58,777
[ COUGHING ]
561
00:19:58,801 --> 00:19:59,967
WE CAN'T LET THEM OPEN THAT
562
00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:01,533
ENVELOPE WITH NUMBUH 1 IN THERE.
563
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:02,720
DON'T WORRY. I'VE GOT A PLAN.
564
00:20:03,367 --> 00:20:05,533
COME ON.
565
00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:08,833
WELL, WHAT'S THE PLAN, NUMBUH 4.
566
00:20:08,900 --> 00:20:10,733
OKAY, HERE IT IS.
567
00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:14,967
WE RUN ONSTAGE,
GRAB NUMBUH 1, AND RUN.
568
00:20:15,033 --> 00:20:16,627
THAT'S THE DUMBEST PLAN
569
00:20:16,651 --> 00:20:18,267
NUMBUH 5 HAS EVER HEARD.
570
00:20:18,333 --> 00:20:20,933
EVERY VILLAIN IN THE
WORLD WILL SEE US.
571
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,277
WELL, THEN HOW ARE WE GONNA
572
00:20:22,301 --> 00:20:24,567
GET ONSTAGE WITHOUT
ANYONE NOTICING?
573
00:20:24,633 --> 00:20:26,744
- >> HEY, K.B., THERE
YOU ARE, - BABE.
574
00:20:26,833 --> 00:20:28,033
COME ON, YOU'RE UP.
575
00:20:28,100 --> 00:20:29,533
OH, BREAK A TOOTH, BABY.
576
00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:32,800
KNIGHTBRACE, COME ON, COME ON.
577
00:20:32,867 --> 00:20:33,900
LET'S GO.
578
00:20:33,967 --> 00:20:35,833
JUST READ THE TELEPROMPTER.
579
00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:37,777
[ MUFFLED TALKING ]
580
00:20:37,801 --> 00:20:39,700
JUST READ THE NOMINEES AND
581
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:48,000
THEN RIP, RIP, RIP...
OPEN THAT ENVELOPE.
582
00:20:48,067 --> 00:20:51,500
OOH, I COULD JUST
EXPLODE WITH EXCITEMENT.
583
00:20:51,567 --> 00:20:53,994
UH, THE NOMINEES FOR
584
00:20:54,018 --> 00:20:56,467
V-VILLAIN O-OF THE YEAR
585
00:20:56,533 --> 00:20:59,800
ARE... OH... FATHER... YES!
586
00:20:59,867 --> 00:21:04,533
MR. BOSS... THANK
YOU, THANK YOU.
587
00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:07,933
GRAMMA STUFFUM... OHH!
588
00:21:08,033 --> 00:21:10,767
AND STICKYBEARD.
589
00:21:10,833 --> 00:21:12,227
WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING OR
590
00:21:12,251 --> 00:21:13,667
WE'RE ALL GONNA BE GONERS!
591
00:21:13,733 --> 00:21:14,400
Shh!
592
00:21:14,467 --> 00:21:16,233
I WANT TO SEE WHO WINS.
593
00:21:16,300 --> 00:21:21,767
AND... THE WINNER...
IS... GRAB HIM!
594
00:21:21,833 --> 00:21:26,877
[ ALL SHOUTING ]
595
00:21:26,901 --> 00:21:31,967
WAIT! STOP!
596
00:21:32,033 --> 00:21:35,033
KIDS NEXT DOOR...
THEY STOLE MY AWARD!
597
00:21:35,100 --> 00:21:36,167
YO AWARD?
598
00:21:36,233 --> 00:21:38,133
I WAS GONNA WIN THAT AWARD.
599
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:39,727
YE'VE GOT CARMEL ON THE BRAIN
600
00:21:39,751 --> 00:21:42,267
IF YE THINKS ANYONE
WOULD VOTE FOR YOU.
601
00:21:42,333 --> 00:21:46,394
[ ARGUING INDISTINCTLY ]
602
00:21:46,418 --> 00:21:50,500
WHOO!
603
00:21:50,567 --> 00:21:53,433
I THOUGHT I'D ALMOST
MISSED MY CUE.
604
00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:56,333
AND THE WINNER IS...
605
00:22:00,233 --> 00:22:01,967
MAN, THAT WAS TOO CLOSE.
606
00:22:02,033 --> 00:22:03,700
WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?!
607
00:22:03,767 --> 00:22:05,461
THAT WAS THE MOST HAREBRAINED
608
00:22:05,485 --> 00:22:08,367
RESCUE PLAN I'VE
SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!
609
00:22:08,433 --> 00:22:09,910
NOW GET THIS GOLD PAINT OFF ME
610
00:22:09,934 --> 00:22:12,977
NOW BEFORE I... [
MUFFLED TALKING ]
611
00:22:13,001 --> 00:22:15,300
HOW DID WE GET
STUCK WITH THE NIGEY?
612
00:22:15,367 --> 00:22:17,333
WE WEREN'T EVEN NOMINATED.
613
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,200
OH, HERE COME THE VILLAINS!
614
00:22:24,267 --> 00:22:26,800
COMMON COLD LOOKS
SIMPLY RUNNY TODAY.
615
00:22:26,867 --> 00:22:28,661
OH, THERE'S THE TOILENATOR,
616
00:22:28,685 --> 00:22:30,500
WEARING A FLU-MUCUS TUXEDO.
617
00:22:30,567 --> 00:22:31,833
OH, FATHER, OVER HERE!
618
00:22:31,900 --> 00:22:33,294
ARE THERE ANY HARD FEELINGS
619
00:22:33,318 --> 00:22:34,733
BETWEEN YOU AND STICKYBEARD?
620
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:36,444
LET ME TELL YOU... NEXT TIME
621
00:22:36,468 --> 00:22:38,133
I SEE STICKYBEARD, HE BETTER RUN
622
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:39,761
TO HIS CANDY CLOSET, 'CAUSE I'M
623
00:22:39,785 --> 00:22:41,367
NOT SUGARCOATING THE HURTING
624
00:22:41,433 --> 00:22:42,433
HE'S GONNA GET.
625
00:22:42,500 --> 00:22:43,561
[ GASPS ]
626
00:22:43,585 --> 00:22:44,667
HERE COMES STICKYBEARD NOW.
627
00:22:44,733 --> 00:22:46,133
OH, BOY!
628
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:47,677
STICKYBEARD HEARD EVERY WORD
629
00:22:47,701 --> 00:22:49,933
YOU SAID, YOU
CHARBRAINED GALLEY RAT.
630
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,867
HEY, LET GO OF THAT!