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BUT, DA-A-A-D!
WHY DO I HAVE TO COME TO ENGLAND
WITH YOU ON A BUSINESS TRIP?
WELL, WHY NOT, NIGEL, OLD BEAN?
DON'T YOU WANT TO VISIT WHERE
YOU GREW UP WITH YOUR OLD DAD?
WE MOVED AWAY WHEN I WAS LIKE 3 YEARS OLD.
- I DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING ABOUT - THE PLACE.
I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS THERE.
I CAN'T EVEN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE.
[ LAUGHS ]
IT'S THE SAME LANGUAGE AS IN
AMERICA BUT WITH AN "EH, WHAT?"
OR "I SAY" THROWN IN.
[ LAUGHS ]
WELL, I'D STILL RATHER BE
HOME WITH MY FRIENDS.
GOING TO ENGLAND, EH?
YES.
GUESS WHAT.
WHAT?
I'M GOING TO ENGLAND, TOO.
WHAT A COINCIDENCE.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?
I USED TO LIVE IN ENGLAND BEFORE
I MOVED TO THE UNITED STATES.
REALLY?
SO DID I.
THE NAME'S TREVOR.
I JUST MOVED A COUPLE OF WEEKS
AGO, BUT I HAVE TO RUSH BACK TO
TAKE CARE OF A LITTLE
BUSINESS... A BIT OF A MISSION,
IF YOU WILL.
A MISSION?!
RIGHTO.
I'VE GOT TO RETURN THIS BOOK TO
WHERE IT BELONGS.
BUT A LOT OF FILTHY CHAPS WOULD
LOVE TO GET THEIR HANDS UPON IT.
- >> WHAT'S SO IMPORTANT ABOUT - IT?
I SAY, LADS, WE'VE BEGUN OUR
LANDING, SO KINDLY FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS.
TA!
LATER.
SO, AS I WAS SAYING, THIS BOOK
IS PERHAPS THE MOST IMPORTANT... [ GASPS ]
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
WHAT?
HERE.
MEET ME IN THE GREAT LIBRARY
BEFORE MIDNIGHT.
BUT I DON'T... JUST BE THERE.
AND BRING THE BOOK!
AAH! AAH! AAH!
BUT I DON'T KNOW WHERE... AHEM!
GOOD EVENING, SIR.
MIGHT I TROUBLE YOU TO HAND OVER
THAT BOOK YOU'RE HOLDING?
UM, WHAT BOOK?
THAT BOOK THAT YOU ARE HIDING
BEHIND YOUR BACK.
UH, WHO ARE YOU?
UNH!
OH, HELLO.
ARE YOU FROM THE HOTEL.
I'M AFRAID NOT, SIR.
- I WAS JUST HAVING A WORD WITH - YOUR...
BRILLIANT.
- THE REST OF OUR LUGGAGE WILL BE - OUT SHORTLY.
UGH!
NO, NO, NO, YOU SEE, I... [ GASPS ]
PARDON ME, SIR.
WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT.
TWO MINUTES IN ENGLAND, AND
NIGEL'S ALREADY MADE A FRIEND.
[ PANTING ]
I SURE WISH I HAD SOME OF MY
2-x-4 TECHNOLOGY RIGHT NOW.
- [ BEEPING ] - >> UGH!
ANYTHING ELSE IN YOUR POCKETS, SIR?
LOOKS LIKE I'll HAVE TO DO.
THINGS THE HARD WAY UNTIL I CAN
HOOK UP WITH THE ENGLISH KIDS NEXT DOOR.
HA! UNH! AH! WHOA! UNH!
HA! HA! HA! HYUP!
WHAA! WHA! WHOA!
HUH?
UNH! AH!
UNH!
AAH!
AAAH!
HA!
NIGEL UNO, 1, JOLLY OLD ENGLAND, ZE... RO?
OOH! AH! OH!
OHH.
HELLO.
FANCY A TOFFEE PELLET?
THEY'RE FROM NESBITT'S...
TIP-TOPS, YOU KNOW.
UH, NO THANKS.
I'M KIND OF IN A RUSH.
UNH-UNH, THE BOOK FIRST, MATE.
YOU WANT TO GET YOUR HAND OFF ME?
YOU WANT TO MAKE ME?
I DON'T MAKE TRASH.
I JUST BURN IT.
AND I DON'T EAT ME CHIPS IN A
LORRY WHEN THE VICAR'S PUSHING A
PRAM CROSS THE SQUARE!
AND I DON'T... WHAT THE HECK'S AS LORRY?
ENOUGH CHITCHAT!
HAND OVER THE BOOK BEFORE I THUMP YOU!
GO AHEAD AND TRY IT.
AAH!
NOW, THAT WASN'T QUITE CRICKET OF YOU.
SO, MAYBE I'll TEACH YOU A BIT.
ABOUT CRICKET!
AAH! OH.
YOU SEEM LIKE AN ALL-RIGHT
SORT, BOYO, SO WHY DON'T YOU
HAND OVER THE BOOK BEFORE YOU GET HURT!
I'VE GOT A BETTER IDEA.
[ Crying ] OH, NO!
AH!
COME BACK HERE, YOU!
PARDON ME! SO SORRY!
I'M SORRY! PARDON ME!
ON YOUR LEFT! AHA!
[ PANTING ]
AHH.
OH, THANK GOODNESS, OFFICER.
- THERE'S SOME CRAZY GIRL CHASING - ME.
RIGHT.
GIVE ME THAT BOOK THEN.
ENOUGH MUCKING ABOUT!
- >> [ GROWLS ] - >> GOOD EVENING, PASSENGERS.
- WE ARE NOW BOARDING FLIGHT - ELEVENTEEN-HUNDRED TO ROOTIN',
TOOTIN' DALLAS, TEXAS.
YEEHAW!
[ CHEERING ]
HA!
[ PANTING ]
GREAT.
NOW HOW DO I FIND... HUH?
AAH!
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
WOW, THANKS FOR THE RESCUE.
THOSE GUYS ALMOST HAD ME.
TIGHT SPOT, WHAT?
- SAW THOSE BLIGHTERS CHASING. - YOU... RUN, RUN, RUN, DOWN THE
- APPLES AND PEARS AND THROUGH THE - BAGGAGE AND FREIGHT.
SO, WE THOUGHT WE'D HELP, EH?
UH, EXCUSE ME?
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
"DON'T UNDERSTAND," SAYS THE
GOVERNOR, KNOWINGLY, KNOWINGLY.
VERY GOOD.
- IN TOWN FOR A SPOT OF TROUBLE, - EH?
WINK, WINK, NUDGE, NUDGE.
SAY NO MORE, EH?
- >> NO, I'M HERE WITH MY FATHER - AND...
FATHER?
SAY NO MORE.
BUT LOOKS LIKE THE KIDS NEXT
DOOR FOUND YOU, EH?
- >> YOU'RE THE ENGLISH KIDS NEXT - DOOR?
[ LAUGHTER ]
"KIDS NEXT DOOR," SAID THE
- BOBBY TO THE BLIND BAT ON A - SUNDAY.
HA HA!
WINK, WINK, NUDGE, NUDGE, EH?
- SO, WHAT SAY WE POP 'ROUND THE. - JACK AND I STAND YOU A COUPLE OF
RHODAS AND WE RABBIT ON A BIT, EH?
[ LAUGHS ]
[ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
UH, LISTEN, GUYS, I'D LOVE TO
STAY AND HAVE ANOTHER 15 SODAS
WITH YOU, BUT, "A," I HAVE NO
IDEA WHAT ANY OF YOU ARE SAYING,
AND, "B," I KIND OF HAVE TO BE
SOMEWHERE SOON.
MEETING SOMEONE?
WINK, WINK, NUDGE, NUDGE.
MEETING SOMEONE? SOMEONE YOU MEETING?
EH? MEET? MEETING SOMEONE?
WELL, I'M SUPPOSED TO BRING
THIS BOOK SO SOME PLACE CALLED
THE GREAT LIBRARY.
[ ALL GASPING ]
RICHARD AND MARY?
SAY NO MORE.
"TAKE YOU THERE WE WILL," SAID
THE BISHOP TO THE BARRISTER OVER
A PLATE OF BUBBLING SQUID.
- SO, LET'S TAKE A BUTCHER TO THIS - FISH, EH?
[ EXPLOSION ]
[ COUGHING ]
THE BOOK... NOW.
KIDS NEXT DOOR!
[ SHOUTING ]
BATTLE STATIONS!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I CAN HELP YOU FIGHT THEM.
- WE'VE GOT TO GO BACK AND SHOW - THOSE GUYS.
RIGHT.
- JUST FOLLOW THE BUTCHER'S FUNNEL. - AND YOU'LL REACH THE RICHARD AND
MARY. WAIT.
I GET IT NOW.
"RICHARD AND MARY" RHYMES WITH "LIBRARY."
THAT IS SO COO... AAAH!
NIGEL, WAKE UP, OLD BOY.
SO GLAD YOU FOUND THE SECRET WAY
INTO THE GREAT LIBRARY.
I KNEW YOU WERE A CLEVER ONE.
DID YOU BRING THE BOOK?
YEAH, AND YOU WERE RIGHT.
LOTS OF PEOPLE DO WANT TO GET.
THEIR HANDS ON IT.
NEVER MIND THAT. JUST FOLLOW ME.
COME ON.
BUT THIS IS A DEAD END.
OR SO IT APPEARS.
COME ON THEN.
WHOA!
SO, THIS IS THE GREAT LIBRARY.
IT'S AMAZING.
- >> YES, YES, JUST UNWRAP THE. - BOOK, AND LET'S GET ON WITH IT.
WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME.
OH!
- >> ALL RIGHT, I'VE BEEN DYING TO - FIND OUT WHAT...
IT REALLY IS A FASCINATING BOOK, YOU KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW HOW TREVOR GOT
AHOLD OF IT OR WHY HE GAVE IT TO
YOU, BUT I'M AFRAID THAT THIS
GAME IS NOW OVER.
W-WHY DO YOU WANT THIS BOOK SO BADLY?
IMAGINE A BOOK FILLED WITH
THE STORIES OF THOUSANDS OF
KIDS... THEIR ADVENTURES, THEIR
TACTICS, THEIR SECRETS.
THAT KIND OF INFORMATION COULD
BRING AN ORGANIZATION LIKE THE
KIDS NEXT DOOR TO ITS KNEES.
THE KIDS NEXT DOOR?
THEN THIS IS THE LEGENDARY BOOK OF KND?
THE SAME ONE DISCOVERED BY
NUMBUH 0 HIMSELF AND INSCRIBED
WITH THE STORY OF EVERY KIDS
NEXT DOOR OPERATIVE BEFORE THEY
WERE DECOMMISSIONED.
HEY!
AND NOW... IT'S OURS.
YA!
UNH!
YOU DIDN'T THINK THE KIDS
NEXT DOOR WOULD LET YOU GET
- AWAY WITH STEALING OUR BOOK, DID - YOU?
YOU' A KIDS NEXT DOOR OPERATIVE?
ONLY THE NUMBUH 1... WITH A.
LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS IN
SECTOR "E" HERE.
WE' SECTOR "E," YOU STUPID GIT!
BUT IF YOU'RE SECTOR "E,"
THEN WHO ARE... AAH!
THOSE ARE THE ROWDY HOOLIGANS
FROM ACROSS THE SQUARE.
AND YOU JUST GAVE THEM THE BOOK OF KND.
RIGHT THEN.
LET'S TAKE A BUTCHER TO THIS HERE FISH, EH?
[ CHUCKLES ]
WELL, SAY NO MORE.
FATHER WILL BE MOST PLEASED WHEN
WE TELL HIM WE FOUND THE...
"RAINBOW MONKEY'S TEA AND CRUMPETS PICNIC"?
GIVE ME THAT!
I'VE GOT LESS THAN A MINUTE TO
RETURN THIS BOOK, OR IT'LL BE... OVERDUE!
[ PANTING ]
NO-O-O-O-O-O-O!
[ CRYING ]
25 PENCE DOWN THE DRAIN!
UH... - >> ABOUT 50 CENTS AMERICAN, - MATE.
RIGHT THEN.
LOOKS LIKE GLOBAL COMMAND'S INFO
ABOUT THE BOOK OF KND BEING
- STOLEN WAS A BIT DODGY, EH, - WHAT?
DODGY?
TRY COMPLETELY WRONG!
YOU'VE BEEN CHASING ME ALL NIGHT
OVER A STUPID RAINBOW MONKEY BOOK?
- >> ACTUALLY, I HEAR IT'S A JOLLY - GOOD READ, WHAT?
I'VE BEEN ASKING TREVOR TO
BORROW IT FOR QUITE SOME TIME.
BUT HE INSISTS I TAKE IT OUT OF
THE LIBRARY AFTER HE'S DONE WITH IT.
YOU'RE NEVER CAREFUL WITH
YOUR BOOKS... ALWAYS EATING
KIPPERS WHILE YOU'RE READING AND
MUCKING THEM ALL UP!
RIGHT THEN.
- WHAT SAY WE POP 'ROUND THE JACK - FOR A COUPLE OF RHODAS AND
RABBIT ON A BIT.
SAY NO MORE.
ORANGE BUBBLY-DOUBLY IN THE ROUNDHOUSE, EH?
- WINK, WINK, NUDGE, NUDGE, HONK, - HONK.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
THEY'RE OUR ENEMIES!
AREN'T YOU GOING TO FIGHT?
FIGHT?
OVER A RAINBOW MONKEY BOOK?
WHAT DO YOU THINK WE ARE, AMERICANS?
[ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S A GOOD ONE, SON.
AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I JUST SAID.
AS YOU ALL KNOW, TOMORROW
NIGHT WILL BE THE LARGEST
GATHERING OF SUPERVILLAINS EVER.
THEREFORE, THIS WILL BE...
I'VE GOT YOU NOW.
OH, YOU WISH. YEAH?
OH, OH, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
COME ON. YES!
UH-HUH.
AND WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE PART OF THE CAKE?
OOH, THAT SOUNDS YUMMY!
[ HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS ]
WHAT THE... COME ON.
AAH!
PINK IS THE BEST COLOR, SILLY!
HEY, I'M PAYING $1.95 A MINUTE
TO SPEAK TO A REAL RAINBOW MONKEY HERE!
DON'T ANY OF YOU GET IT?
THIS MISSION IS OUR CHANCE TO
REDEEM OURSELVES AFTER LAST
WEEK'S DISASTROUS MISSION.
SECTOR "T" IS STILL TRYING TO
GET THAT RUBBER CEMENT OUT OF THEIR HAIR.
NOW, IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'D LIKE
TO GET ON WITH THE MISSION SPECS.
OUR RENDEZVOUS POINT WILL BE
JUST OUTSIDE THIS DORMANT
VOLCANO WHERE THE VILLAINS ARE GATHERING.
WE'LL MEET AT 20:00 HOURS.
NOT 23:00 HOURS, NOT 35:00
HOURS, BUT 20:00 HOURS.
STUDY YOUR PARTS AND DON'T BE LATE!
THIS OPERATION REQUIRES EXACT
TIMING, SO EVERYONE SYNCHRONIZE
YOUR WATCHES NOW!
WELL, IT'S 20:00 HOURS.
SO, WHERE'S MR. "YOU BETTER NOT
BE LATE OR ELSE"?
MAYBE HIS WATCH BROKE.
UNPOSSIBLE.
NUMBUH 1 ALWAYS WEARS TWO BACKUP WATCHES.
DON'T WORRY.
HE'LL SHOW.
[ TICKING ]
STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR WATCH NUMBUH 4.
- IT WON'T MAKE NUMBUH 1 GET HERE - ANY SOONER.
- >> WELL, WE CAN'T WAIT ANY - LONGER.
- OTHERWISE WE'LL MISS OUR - OPPORTUNITY.
THE VILLAINS DON'T GET TOGETHER
IN ONE SPOT VERY OFTEN.
YEAH, NUMBUH 1 WILL CATCH UP
WHEN HE GETS HERE.
IF HE EVER DOES GET HERE.
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
MAN, THIS PLACE IS PACKED.
AND THERE'S OUR SPOT... RIGHT
NEXT TO THE COMMON COLD'S SNOT BOMBER.
HOW'S IT LOOK DOWN THERE?
GREAT, NUMBUH 5.
COME ON DOWN AND CHECK OUT THE SHOW.
SO, WHAT ARE ALL THESE CRUDDY
VILLAINS GETTING TOGETHER FOR ANYWAYS?
PIPE DOWN.
IT'S STARTING.
[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]
♪ VILLAINS, WE'RE THE
- VILLAINS ♪ - ♪ THE VILLAINOUS VILLAINS OF
ADULT VILLAINERY ♪
♪ IT'S THE NIGHT OF NIGHTS FOR
ALL THE EVIL HORDES ♪
♪ IT'S THE VILLAINS' CHOICE AWARDS ♪
♪ THERE'S FATHER, HE'S A MEAN
- ONE ♪ - >> OH, STOP.
♪ HATES THE KND AND JUST LIKE
ME WILL CHASE THEM FOR FUN ♪
OH, WATCH THEM RUN.
♪ AND MR. BOSS, WHAT A CAD
♪ HE'S WORSE THAN WORSE, AND IN
- THIS VERSE, I'll TELL YOU HE'S - JUST BAD ♪
♪ WE'VE GOT SPANKULOT
♪ GRAMMA STUFFUM'S HOT
♪ OF COURSE, CHESTER'S HERE
♪ AND FIZZ BOUGHT THE ROOT
- BEER ♪ - ♪ THE CAT LADY, TOO
♪ COMMON COLD AH-CHOO!
- >> ♪ AND ROBIN FOOD, HEY, THAT'S - ME ♪
- >> DON'T FORGET LITTLE JUAN, - BABY.
♪ VILLAINS, WE'RE THE VILLAINS ♪
♪ THE VILLAINOUS VILLAINS OF
ADULT VILLAINERY ♪
♪ IT'S THE NIGHT OF NIGHTS FOR
ALL THE EVIL HORDES ♪
♪ IT'S THE VILLAINS'
♪ YEAH, THE VILLAINS' CHOICE AWARDS ♪
YEAH!
UGH!
I ALWAYS HATE THOSE CHEESY OPENING NUMBERS.
WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE
NUMBUH 1's NOT GONNA SHOW.
WE EITHER DO THIS NOW OR WE ABORT.
LET'S DO IT NOW!
YEAH, LET'S DO IT!
OKAY, BUT WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO
SPLIT UP NUMBUH 1's DUTIES.
RIGHT, AND HERE'S HOW WE'RE GONNA DO IT.
WE ALL KNOW THAT KNIGHTBRACE
HITS THE BATHROOM TO BRUSH HIS
TEETH AFTER EVERY AWARD.
BUT AFTER WE GET DONE WITH HIM,
PLAQUE WILL BE THE LEAST OF HIS WORRIES.
YES?
OH!
NUMBUH 4 WILL TAKE
KNIGHTBRACE'S PLACE AND HEAD
BACK TO THE AUDITORIUM TO CATCH
THE BEST FOREIGN VILLAIN AWARD
AND THE START OF DINNER.
I RECOMMEND THE LASAGNA.
AND THE WINNER IS... COUNT SPANKULOT!
I WON! I WON!
HOORAY FOR ME!
WHAT A PRIMAVERA.
YOUR DINNER, SIR.
THANKS, WAITER.
AS COUNT SPANKULOT MOUNTS THE
STAGE TO RECEIVE HIS STATUE,
NUMBUH 4 WILL EXCHANGE MEALS WITH HIM.
YOU HAVE BEEN VERY BAD
VILLAINS TO VOTE FOR ME.
[ LAUGHS ]
I KID VERY MUCH.
BUT WHAT THE COUNT DOESN'T
KNOW IS THAT HIS NEW DINNER
PLATE IS FILLED WITH SUPERSTRONG
CHUNKS OF GARLIC.
NOW, SINCE THE COUNT IS ALLERGIC
TO GARLIC, HE'LL START TO CHOKE.
THAT'S WHEN DR. NUMBUH 3 ARRIVES
ON THE SCENE.
[ CHOKING ]
USING THE HEIMLICH MANEUVER
AND EXPERT AIM, THE GARLIC WILL
FLY ACROSS THE ROOM AND HIT A
CYMBAL IN THE ORCHESTRA PIT,
WHICH WILL CUE THE CONDUCTOR,
WHO WILL, IN TURN, INTERRUPT
MR. BOSS' EMOTIONAL ACCEPTANCE SPEECH.
MY THIRD... HEY, HOW DARE THEY?
MR. BOSS WILL STORM OFFSTAGE
TO SEEK OUT THE STAGE MANAGER...
ONCE AGAIN, NUMBUH 5.
- >> WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA, CUTTING - OFF MY SPEECH?!
BUT MR. BOSS WILL BE GIVING
HER MORE THAN JUST A PIECE OF HIS MIND.
- YOU SEE, HIS ACCOUNTING FIRM IS. - RESPONSIBLE FOR TALLYING UP THE
VOTES AND KEEPING THE WINNERS'
ENVELOPES UNDER LOCK AND KEY.
MEANWHILE, KNIGHTBRACE WILL HIT
THE CAN AGAIN, BUT THIS TIME,
HE'LL MAKE A LITTLE DETOUR
BACKSTAGE, WHERE HE'LL MEET UP
WITH OUR GOOD FRIEND THE STAGE
MANAGER TO MAKE A LITTLE KEY
EXCHANGE BEFORE NUMBUH 3 HANDS
HIM THE DETONATOR WIRE.
USING THE KEY, NUMBUH 4 WILL
ENTER THE ENVELOPE ROOM AND LOOK
FOR THE ONE MARKED "VILLAIN OF"
"THE YEAR" AND ATTACH THE
DETONATOR WIRE TO IT.
- MEANWHILE, NUMBUH 3 WILL BE - WAITING IN THE
C.H.U.B.B.S.U.I.T.
KIDS NEXT DOOR C.H.U.B.B.S.U.I.T... CABLE
HIDDEN UNDER BODY BLUBBER
SUPER-UNDETECTABLY IGNITES TRAP.
BACK IN HER WAITER OUTFIT,
NUMBUH 5 WILL TAKE OUT THE
DESERT CART, HIDING THE
DETONATION CABLE, AND THEN MAKE
HER WAY OUT TO THE MAIN FLOOR,
WHERE SHE'LL... HEY, YOU!
STOP RIGHT THERE.
- THOUGHT YOU COULD SNEAK BY ME, - HUH?
WELL, I WANT YOUR STUPID
CATERING VEHICLE OUT OF MY
PARKING SPOT PRONTO!
OH, IS THAT KEY-LIME PIE?
NOW ALL NUMBUH 5 HAS TO DO IS
RUN THE WIRE TO OUR EXPLOSIVE
DEVICE, BUT TO DO THAT, SHE'LL
HAVE TO CROSS A ROOM FILLED WITH
THE MOST EVIL AND HUNGRY
VILLAINS KNOWN TO KIDKIND.
BY NOW, THEY SHOULD BE GIVING
OUT THE BEST TEEN VILLAIN AWARD,
AND FROM WHAT I HEAR,
TEEN TORNADO IS A LOCK TO WIN IT THIS YEAR.
NUMBUH 5 WILL EXIT THROUGH THE
BACK DOOR AND REGROUP WITH
NUMBUH 4 AND NUMBUH 3.
AND THEN, JUST AS WINK AND FIBB
INTRODUCE A MUSICAL TRIBUTE TO
EVIL PLANS AROUND THE WORLD, YOU
SHOULD ALL BE BACK HERE FOR THE
FINAL STAGE OF THE OPERATION...
HOOKING UP THE DETONATION WIRE
TO THE ELEVENTY TONS OF SNOT
BOMBS INSIDE COMMON COLD'S SNOT BOMBER.
SO, WHEN THE PLANE EXPLODES,
IT'LL SEND 300 KAJILLION TONS OF
MUCUS UP THROUGH THE VOLCANO
AND ALL OVER THE VILLAINS.
ARE YOU KIDDING?
THIS PLAN WILL NEVER WORK.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT PLAN WORKED.
AND NO THANKS TO NUMBUH 1.
YEAH.
MAYBE HE'S OUR WEAK LINK.
OKAY, OKAY, PIPE DOWN, GUYS.
I WANT TO SEE WHO WINS THE BEST
TOILET-BASED VILLAIN AWARD.
AND THE VCA GOES TO... POTTY MOUTH!
- >> YOU'RE POOPIN' RIGHT, IT - DOES.
I WON!
OH, THIS IS RIGGED.
THAT'S MY AWARD.
AH, GO FLUSH YOURSELF DOWN A
PEE-PEE HOLE, YOU
TOILET-PAPER-COVERED DOODY HEAD.
THIS IS A FAMILY SHOW, POTTY MOUTH.
AND NOW I HAVE A SPECIAL
ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE.
FOR THIS YEAR'S VILLAIN OF THE
YEAR, WE HAVE A SPECIAL PRIZE.
THE NUMBER-ONE VILLAIN WILL RECEIVE...
NUMBUH 1.
[ MUFFLED TALKING ]
YES, WON'T HE LOOK FABULOUS IN
YOUR SECRET LAIR?
WHAT?
[ COUGHING ]
WE CAN'T LET THEM OPEN THAT
ENVELOPE WITH NUMBUH 1 IN THERE.
DON'T WORRY. I'VE GOT A PLAN.
COME ON.
WELL, WHAT'S THE PLAN, NUMBUH 4.
OKAY, HERE IT IS.
WE RUN ONSTAGE, GRAB NUMBUH 1, AND RUN.
THAT'S THE DUMBEST PLAN
NUMBUH 5 HAS EVER HEARD.
EVERY VILLAIN IN THE WORLD WILL SEE US.
WELL, THEN HOW ARE WE GONNA
GET ONSTAGE WITHOUT ANYONE NOTICING?
- >> HEY, K.B., THERE YOU ARE, - BABE.
COME ON, YOU'RE UP.
OH, BREAK A TOOTH, BABY.
KNIGHTBRACE, COME ON, COME ON.
LET'S GO.
JUST READ THE TELEPROMPTER.
[ MUFFLED TALKING ]
JUST READ THE NOMINEES AND
THEN RIP, RIP, RIP... OPEN THAT ENVELOPE.
OOH, I COULD JUST EXPLODE WITH EXCITEMENT.
UH, THE NOMINEES FOR
V-VILLAIN O-OF THE YEAR
ARE... OH... FATHER... YES!
MR. BOSS... THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
GRAMMA STUFFUM... OHH!
AND STICKYBEARD.
WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING OR
WE'RE ALL GONNA BE GONERS!
Shh!
I WANT TO SEE WHO WINS.
AND... THE WINNER... IS... GRAB HIM!
[ ALL SHOUTING ]
WAIT! STOP!
KIDS NEXT DOOR... THEY STOLE MY AWARD!
YO AWARD?
I WAS GONNA WIN THAT AWARD.
YE'VE GOT CARMEL ON THE BRAIN
IF YE THINKS ANYONE WOULD VOTE FOR YOU.
[ ARGUING INDISTINCTLY ]
WHOO!
I THOUGHT I'D ALMOST MISSED MY CUE.
AND THE WINNER IS...
MAN, THAT WAS TOO CLOSE.
WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?!
THAT WAS THE MOST HAREBRAINED
RESCUE PLAN I'VE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!
NOW GET THIS GOLD PAINT OFF ME
NOW BEFORE I... [ MUFFLED TALKING ]
HOW DID WE GET STUCK WITH THE NIGEY?
WE WEREN'T EVEN NOMINATED.
OH, HERE COME THE VILLAINS!
COMMON COLD LOOKS SIMPLY RUNNY TODAY.
OH, THERE'S THE TOILENATOR,
WEARING A FLU-MUCUS TUXEDO.
OH, FATHER, OVER HERE!
ARE THERE ANY HARD FEELINGS
BETWEEN YOU AND STICKYBEARD?
LET ME TELL YOU... NEXT TIME
I SEE STICKYBEARD, HE BETTER RUN
TO HIS CANDY CLOSET, 'CAUSE I'M
NOT SUGARCOATING THE HURTING
HE'S GONNA GET.
[ GASPS ]
HERE COMES STICKYBEARD NOW.
OH, BOY!
STICKYBEARD HEARD EVERY WORD
YOU SAID, YOU CHARBRAINED GALLEY RAT.
HEY, LET GO OF THAT!