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我们周日飞了趟达拉斯 然后很快又飞回来了 We flew in the Dallas on Sunday and then we flew right back late last night
只是一段小小的旅程 It was a quick trip
然后捏 这就让我想起了Expedia旅游公司搞的一次民意调查 So this resenated with me in particular Expedia the travel company conducted a poll
让乘机者们指出在飞行旅途中最神烦的乘客 asking the fliers to name the most annoying types of airline passengers
我本来打算给你们读一下的 因为相当的有趣 and I was gonna read the list to you it's very entertaining
不过后来 我觉着如果能演出来的话 效果会更好 but I thought it would be more interesting if we acted it out for you
所以 不再磨叽 为您献上Expedia公司的"神烦飞机客" So without further ado here they are according to Expedia the most annoying people on the plane
第一类神烦君叫"话匣子查理" The first category of offender is the chatty Charlie
这种人整个旅途都喋喋不休 this is a guy who would talk to you non-stop during the flight
全场热烈欢迎我们的查尔湿教授帕爷爷 啪啪啪啪啪
嗨 嗨 你姓嘛叫嘛 Hello hello what's your name
从哪来 到哪去 家里几口人 人均几亩地 地里几头牛 Where are you from What is it that you do
我叫帕特里克 人家可是英伦帅哥哦 My name is Patrick I'm English
入口柔 Like the muffins
这本书我看过 这个女的最后死了 I've read that book she dies in the end
啊哦 剧透菊透呢 Oops Spoiler alert
下一个 我们 额 我们把这种人叫做"吃货" Next up We'll have Well we call this the stinky snacker
怎么说呢 这种人就是自己带一坨的恶心食物上飞机吃的 You know him well this is a guy who brings his own messy disgusting food onboard
哥有点小饿呢 I'm feeling a little peckish
现在是大吞拿鱼三明治时间 Time for the XXX tuna sub
还有卡门培尔奶酪 And a slice of Camembert
啊嗷 根本停不下来啊 Wew Delicious
来一口不 Would you like to try
你呢 大兄弟 What about you chap
你可以享受这两个如果你 额 好吧 随你咯 You could have both if you really want suit yourself
下一个 额 "座位爬手" Next is huh the seat climber
座位爬手就是那种爬过你去上厕所的 the seat climber this is a guy who climbs you over to get to the bathroom
他根本不等你挪 He doesn't wait for you to move
也不问问你能不能挪一下 直接走你 He doesn't ask you to move he just goes
嘘嘘啦 Time to go to the loo
人家要去嘘嘘啦 To the loo I go
噢 不好意思 oh Oops I'm So sorry
额 借过 Eh pardon
不好意思 借过 So sorry Pardon
我的宝贝 差点塞进你嘴里了呢 My genitals Which was nearly in your mouth
哦 竟然忘了拿牙刷 Oh I forgot my toothbrush
牙刷刷 去哪啦 Toothbrush Where's my toothbrush
他就这么又爬回去了 好的 下一个 或许是最神烦的了 There he goes back again Alright next this might be the worst one
踢腿侠 这种人完全不克制 或者不想克制自己的腿 the Seat kicker this is a person who cannot or will not control his legs
这种人就不停的踢你的靠背 This is the person that keeps kicking and kicking the back of your seat
咩哈哈哈 2 3 3 3 3 3 3 3
这个泰勒·派瑞的电影简直 瞬间爆炸 This Tyler Perry's movie is so funny
哥真的无法忍住踢前座的冲动啊 I can't help kicking the seat in front of me
笑牺牲了 红红火火恍恍惚惚 In hysterical laughter 2333333333333333333
最后一个 却不是最省油的一个 鼓掌神 And last but not the least the landing clapper
这种人会在飞机着陆的时候主动热烈鼓掌 Now this is the person who bursts into spontaneous applause the moment the plane touches down
帅呆了 酷毙了 简直没法比喻了 Bravo Bravo Well done
我们的着陆 好得惊天地泣鬼神 Wasn’t that a glorious landing Splendid job
再来一次啊 再来一次啊 Encore Encore
让我们自由飞翔 Let's go up again
一举成功 四海欢腾 What what the triumphant achievement in flight Braaavo
军功章至少分你四分之三 么么哒 and the pilot couldn't have done it without you
以上就是神烦飞机客们 由帕特里克·斯图尔特出演 That's all these annoying people on the plane as illustrated by sir Patrick Stewart
十分感谢您的精彩演出 Thank you so much that was great
当然 帕特里克·斯图尔特先生的最新电影Match将在明天与大家见面 By the way Patrick has a new movie is called Match it will be open in theatre tomorrow we'll see it tomorrow
再次感谢您 Thank you your grace Thank you really
谢谢 Thank you
感谢斯图尔特先生 Thank you Stewart