你浓妆艳抹的给谁看呀 Amber What are you getting all dolled-up for, Amber?
你男朋友 Brent Your boyfriend Brent?
哎哟 Cassandra Brent回来 Gee, Cassandra, You're more obsessed with --
比我回来还让你兴奋啊 Brent moving back to town than I am.
这怎么能责怪她呢 Amber Who can blame her, Amber?
他可是我们高中史上最帅男生啊 He's the best-looking guy to ever attend High School U.S.A.
这是实话 我的靴子 That's a fact. Brent's so handsome...
自从踢到Brent的脸之后 也变帅了 I kicked him in the face once and it made my boot look better.
我高兴的是我们的大腕鼓手终于回来了 I'm just happy to have our lead tambourine player back!
无意冒犯 Blackstein 但是你要离开乐队了 No offense, Blackstein, but you're out of the band.
没问题 No problem.
有幸在你们的乐队里做过小弟 我就很知足了 I'm lucky you guys even ever made me a member!
说到小弟嘛 你一定愿意再次看到 Speaking of members, I bet you'll be happy
Brent 的 "小弟" 对不对 Amber To see Brent's "member" again, right, Amber?
哦 等一下 我忘了 Oh wait, I forgot.
你从来都没见过他的小弟 记得吗 You've never seen his member, remember?
说的是啊 I know.
据我所知 他的"小弟"根本不存在 For all I know, his penis doesn't even exist.
# 期待我老去的那一天 # 鈾?well, I can't wait till I get old 鈾?/i>
# 高中的记忆 # 鈾?and my memories start to unfold 鈾?/i>
# 一一再现 # 鈾?about High School U.S.A. 鈾?/i>
#愿这些美好的生活片段 # 鈾?these are the good old days 鈾?/i>
# 镌刻在我的墓碑上边 # 鈾?my obituary will relay 鈾?/i>
#高中的记忆 相伴永远 # 鈾?all my fun times here at High School U.S.A. 鈾?/i>
High School USA 01x02 Sexting Original Air Date July 27, 2013
你好呀 姐们 Hey, girl.
- 你好呀 姐们 - 干嘛呢 - Hey, girl! - Whatcha doin'?
呃... Brent正要把他的老二的照片发给我 Well... Brent's about to send me a picture of his penis, mom.
太棒了 Awesome!
现如今真是方便 Man, it's really cool that you can --
图片什么的都可以用手机传了 just send stuff like that by phone nowadays.
- 多方便啊 对不对 - 真方便 - It's so easy, right? - So easy!
我年轻的时候 你老爸还得把他的老二扫描出来 When I was a teenager, your dad had to email me
搞一个老大的附件 用电邮传给我 a huge attachment of a scan of his dick
我下载完的时候还在想 and by the time it downloaded I was like,
"什么呀 赶快过来把这玩意拿走“ "whatever, just get over here and whip it out already."
真是场噩梦啊 That sounds like a nightmare.
哦 天哪 我还真有点紧张 Oh my God, I'm actually kind of nervous
毕竟我以前从没看过 'cause I haven't seen it before.
哎 这是很正常的 Uhh, you should be.
哦 来了 Oooh, here it is!
- 不 那是我的电话 - 唉 - No, that was my phone. - Ohhh.
是约炮的 晚安啦 宝贝 Booty call! Night-night, sweetie.
替我跟老爸说晚安 Tell dad I said, "good night!"
嘿 Amber 别担心 Hey, Amber, don't worry.
Brent的老二一定很棒的 I'm sure Brent's dick is going to look great.
哦 天哪 Oh my God.
好了 点名咯 R-r-r-r-r-- all right! Roll call.
呃 都有谁呢 Merriweather Uh, who do we have here? Merriweather.
换座位了 挺好 谁在意规章呢 Switched seats, love it. Who cares about rules?
反正不是我 我是Structor老师 我很酷的 Not me. I'm Mr. Structor. I'm the cool guy.
我是个好老... Jenkins 来了吗 I'm a good tea-- Jenkins. You here?
嗯 你在这 看看你穿的衣服 真不错 Ooh yeah, you're here. Look what you're wearing. You look good.
嘘 到洗手间找我 Psst. Meet me in the girl's room.
我得给你看样东西 现在就看 I need to show you something now.
- 怎么了 - 呃... - So what's up? - Well...
- Brent... 啊 又是Brent - Brent... - Ugh! Brent again?
没完没了的 烦死了 I'm so sick of hearing about him and you from you!
别这样 Cassandra C'mon, Cassandra,
你是我最好的朋友 我需要你的建议 you're my best friend and I need some advice.
好吧 All right.
昨晚呢 Okay, so last night
Brent 传给我这张他的老二的照片 Brent sent me this pic of his dick.
- 不会吧?! - 说的是啊 - What?! - I know!
你能相信这是Brent的吗 Can you believe that's Brent's?
更像是"弯哥”的 More like "Bents."
- 天哪 这个是坏事吗 - 还不清楚 - Oh my God. Is that bad? - Not sure yet.
传给我 让我好好研究研究 Text it to me so I can study it for a while.
这样不好吧 I don't know if that's a good idea.
拉倒吧 我还当我们是好闺蜜呢 Come on, I thought we were best friends.
怎么我对你使这招就不管用 No fair using that against me when I used it against you!
- 求你了 - 好吧 - Pleeeease. - Well, fine.
但是 不许你给其他任何人看 But, you better not show it to anyone else.
- 谢天谢地 - Thank God.
要是不弄到手得多难受啊 I really didn't like not having that.
好了 我们该回去上课了 All right, now let's get back to class.
好的 我马上来 先擦擦 Okay, I'll be there in a minute. Gotta wipe!
是啊 Mike是挺帅的 但是听说他的老二尺寸有点小 Yeah, Mike's cute, but I heard he's kind of small.
- 呃 我听说不是这样 - 那你听说什么了 - Well, that's not what I heard. - Well, what did you hear?
- 我听说他的不小 - 呃 我听说的可不是这样 - I heard he wasn't small. - Well, that's not what I heard.
- 那你到底听说什么了 - 我就是听说他的很小 - Well, what did you hear? - I heard he was small.
嘿 姑娘们 - Hey, girls.
打听来打听去的也搞不出什么 何不用用你们的手机呢 Why don't you two stop using your ears to look at guys' dicks
眼见为实嘛 and start using your phones?
- 我 - 的 - O - M
天 Both: G!
Brent昨晚发给我的 Brent sent it to me last night.
应该说是 "弯哥“ 昨晚传给你的 More like, "Bent" sent it to you last night.
嗯 我就是这么说的 - Uh, that's what I said.
赶紧的 给我们传过来 You gotta send that to us right now.
已经传了 Already did.
自己看吧 贱人们 Check your phones, bitches.
我要给全校每个女生都发了一份 I'm sending this to every girl in school!
已经发了 Already did.
这要是我的老二 我立马自杀 If that was my dick I'd kill myself.
你保证过不给任何人传那张图片的 You promised you wouldn't send that photo to anybody...
你却搞得天下皆知 and you sent it to everybody!
How could you do that to your best friend?
你不是征询我的意见吗 But you asked me what I thought.
对啊 是 你 的意见 Yeah, what you thought. - Ugh!
我需要很多意见做参考嘛 I need a lot of second opinions.
嘿 伙计们 Brent在哪 你们有谁捡到他了吗 Hey, gang. Where's Brent? Have any of you seen him around?
本尊不在这 Not "around" per se,
倒是有个歪歪扭扭的”小弟“在此恭候 But I've definitely seen him "askew"!
你个贱货 You're such a bitch!
Marsh ( snorts ) Marsh,
快劝劝Amber 别生我的气了 tell Amber to quit being mad at me!
不对 No.
你应该告诉Cassandra他不应该把 You tell Cassandra that she shouldn't have sent
Brent的歪瓜裂枣的老二的照片发给 Brent's picture of his crooked dick
全校学生 to the whole school!
- 我听到了 - 什么 - I heard that! - What?!
真不敢相信你们竟然把Brent的老二给捧红了 I can't believe you guys let a picture of Brent's penis go viral.
哇 全校都在取笑Brent Wow, the whole school's making fun of Brent.
应该是"弯哥” More like Bent!
我一开始就是这么说的 That's what I said!
不妙 我们该做点什么 Oh no. What are we going to do?
我恨你 Cassandra I hate you, Cassandra.
你恨我 我还恨你呢 I hate you for hating me!
正如Brent的老二一样 情况真是急"转"直下啊 Much like Brent's penis, this has taken a terrible turn.
这次我该如何力挽狂澜呢 How am I gonna save the day this time?
嗯 Hmmm.