2 00:00:20,350 --> 00:00:22,557 - Oh, that was the best one yet. - Mmm-mmm. 3 00:00:23,248 --> 00:00:25,214 You gotta love these Valentine's Day deliveries. 4 00:00:25,288 --> 00:00:28,758 Oh, do we have any of those candy hearts with the little messages on them? 5 00:00:29,358 --> 00:00:32,396 No. But I've got some fancy pants perfume for you. 6 00:00:34,606 --> 00:00:35,512 Get rid of it! 7 00:00:35,559 --> 00:00:36,697 Get rid of it! 8 00:00:44,774 --> 00:00:46,117 Okay, what about this one, Julien? 9 00:00:46,209 --> 00:00:48,815 Roses are red. Violets are green. 10 00:00:48,892 --> 00:00:52,704 You are so handsome, you make all the ladies scream. 11 00:00:53,016 --> 00:00:56,793 It's no use, Maurice, I am a king without a kingdom. 12 00:00:57,687 --> 00:01:01,897 Where is all the admiration? The fawning? The brown nosing? 13 00:01:01,991 --> 00:01:04,170 Is anybody even listening to me up there? 14 00:01:04,255 --> 00:01:05,233 Oh! 15 00:01:06,262 --> 00:01:07,434 What the... 16 00:01:08,019 --> 00:01:13,035 "Love Potion Number Nine"? How does this thing work anyway? 17 00:01:13,328 --> 00:01:14,306 Ow! 18 00:01:17,725 --> 00:01:20,535 Stop it, stop it. That tickles. 19 00:01:21,404 --> 00:01:22,849 "Irresistible." 20 00:01:25,748 --> 00:01:26,886 Maurice. 21 00:01:26,907 --> 00:01:29,046 Do you see what is happening here? 22 00:01:29,218 --> 00:01:31,824 Make them stop. Make them stop. 23 00:01:31,921 --> 00:01:33,730 It is a message from the gods. 24 00:01:33,823 --> 00:01:36,565 They are looking down from the heavens and saying, "King Julien." 25 00:01:36,611 --> 00:01:39,091 And I say, "Ugh, what do you want now?" 26 00:01:39,228 --> 00:01:42,675 And they say, "Sorry to disturb you, all great and most dashing king 27 00:01:42,765 --> 00:01:44,335 with all the best dance moves." 28 00:01:44,433 --> 00:01:47,414 And I say, "Oh, do you mean like this?" 29 00:01:47,503 --> 00:01:49,107 "Yes! We love that!" 30 00:01:49,205 --> 00:01:51,207 "So, get on with it. What do you want already?" 31 00:01:51,307 --> 00:01:55,312 "Even though you're all these great things, you deserve more." 32 00:01:55,411 --> 00:01:56,822 "Oh, go on." 33 00:01:56,913 --> 00:01:59,325 "King Julien, take this potion 34 00:01:59,415 --> 00:02:05,405 and from this moment forth you will be known as the King of Love." 35 00:02:05,694 --> 00:02:06,475 Ah! 36 00:02:06,912 --> 00:02:07,958 King of Love? 37 00:02:08,090 --> 00:02:11,799 Come, Maurice. We have much work to do. 38 00:02:13,806 --> 00:02:16,877 Wake up, Africa. it's Valentine's Day! 39 00:02:16,999 --> 00:02:18,535 Happy Valentine's Day to you. 40 00:02:18,668 --> 00:02:19,781 And Happy Valentine's Day to you. 41 00:02:19,802 --> 00:02:21,748 - Who? - You, you, you, and you. 42 00:02:22,338 --> 00:02:24,045 What's Valentine's Day? 43 00:02:24,173 --> 00:02:27,052 Hold up. Don't tell me you've never heard of... 44 00:02:27,143 --> 00:02:28,952 The best day of the year! Whoo! 45 00:02:30,379 --> 00:02:33,019 Wow, you're really into this holiday, huh? 46 00:02:33,582 --> 00:02:35,721 Please, you have no idea. 47 00:02:36,118 --> 00:02:37,654 We love you, Alex! 48 00:02:38,454 --> 00:02:40,832 And I love this holiday! 49 00:02:41,590 --> 00:02:43,831 Oh, Alex. 50 00:02:45,461 --> 00:02:47,668 So, what do we do with these? 51 00:02:47,763 --> 00:02:48,935 That's the best part. 52 00:02:49,031 --> 00:02:52,205 Once you get a Valentine, you get to give one back. 53 00:02:52,301 --> 00:02:56,977 Here, I'll start you off. "Dear Alex, you're the best. Love you, Ostrich." 54 00:02:57,106 --> 00:03:01,816 See, now I can display it right here on my very own Valentine's tree! 55 00:03:01,911 --> 00:03:02,889 Huh? Huh? 56 00:03:02,979 --> 00:03:04,014 Whoa! Hey! 57 00:03:04,113 --> 00:03:05,353 Hey! What's going on? 58 00:03:05,448 --> 00:03:08,622 King Julien's selling a magical love potion. I want some! 59 00:03:08,718 --> 00:03:09,890 A love potion? 60 00:03:09,986 --> 00:03:11,226 - I want some! - Me, too! 61 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:12,298 Wait for me! 62 00:03:12,388 --> 00:03:15,369 Hey, hey, hey! Hey, wait up! Guys, Valentine's tree. 63 00:03:15,491 --> 00:03:16,765 It's not going anywhere. 64 00:03:16,859 --> 00:03:18,133 And neither are we, Alex. 65 00:03:18,227 --> 00:03:21,470 Now, come on, let's go see what that psychotic lemur's up to now. 66 00:03:21,564 --> 00:03:23,942 You know what, you... Why don't you... I think you guys could... 67 00:03:24,033 --> 00:03:26,775 You guys go ahead. I'll catch up later. 68 00:03:26,869 --> 00:03:28,007 Where is he going? 69 00:03:28,104 --> 00:03:29,606 Uh, acupuncture appointment? 70 00:03:29,705 --> 00:03:32,845 Yep, definitely acupuncture. Come on. Gotta go. 71 00:03:38,714 --> 00:03:42,526 - Her name is G-L-O-R-I-A. Gloria! - Gloria! 72 00:03:42,618 --> 00:03:48,091 Stop. Stop. Stop. Come on, you guys. This is my first Valentine's Day with Gloria. 73 00:03:48,190 --> 00:03:50,192 This surprise has to be perfect. 74 00:03:53,863 --> 00:03:55,740 I'm fine, I'm fine, okay. What are you doing? 75 00:03:55,831 --> 00:03:57,208 Ugh, look at him. 76 00:03:57,299 --> 00:04:00,212 All stressed out and driving everyone crazy. 77 00:04:00,336 --> 00:04:02,942 Skipper, what are you going to get Hula Girl for Valentine's Day? 78 00:04:03,072 --> 00:04:06,610 Nothing! No hokey knickknacks or cheesy gestures needed here. 79 00:04:06,709 --> 00:04:08,814 Isn't that right, dollface? 80 00:04:12,548 --> 00:04:14,027 Drama! 81 00:04:21,257 --> 00:04:22,395 What the... 82 00:04:25,861 --> 00:04:28,307 Ladies and gentlemen, gather around. 83 00:04:30,900 --> 00:04:32,470 Today is your lucky day 84 00:04:32,568 --> 00:04:38,246 because the King of Love's love potion spectacular is about to begin. 85 00:04:40,676 --> 00:04:42,815 Go take your troubles to the King of love 86 00:04:42,912 --> 00:04:43,890 That's me! 87 00:04:43,979 --> 00:04:47,222 The Heavens sent me, from above 88 00:04:47,316 --> 00:04:49,922 Go on, everybody, get into a line 89 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:54,727 Try a little spray of Love Potion Number Nine 90 00:04:55,024 --> 00:04:57,630 Oh! Me, me, me, me. I'll try it. 91 00:04:57,726 --> 00:04:58,704 Ah-ha! 92 00:04:58,828 --> 00:05:02,037 Here's a young fellow I've never met, ever. 93 00:05:02,131 --> 00:05:06,136 Let me guess. Little irritating pest like yourself. 94 00:05:06,235 --> 00:05:08,647 Probably not too popular, are you? 95 00:05:09,371 --> 00:05:12,318 No! I'm not popular. 96 00:05:13,375 --> 00:05:15,446 - Well, your luck's about to change. - Ow! 97 00:05:15,544 --> 00:05:18,286 Just sign this contract committing you to eternal servitude 98 00:05:18,380 --> 00:05:21,623 - and I will make you... - Irresistible. 99 00:05:23,252 --> 00:05:25,198 Yes! Let's do it. 100 00:05:25,888 --> 00:05:27,526 - Open your eye. 101 00:05:27,623 --> 00:05:29,933 - It burns! 102 00:05:32,061 --> 00:05:34,063 Oh-ho-ho! 103 00:05:34,163 --> 00:05:35,141 Oh! 104 00:05:36,565 --> 00:05:37,600 - Ew! - Dang! 105 00:05:37,900 --> 00:05:39,880 Well, hello! 106 00:05:39,969 --> 00:05:43,781 Aren't you just the most adorable little thing I've ever seen? 107 00:05:44,039 --> 00:05:45,017 Oh! 108 00:05:45,341 --> 00:05:46,445 Ah! 109 00:05:46,542 --> 00:05:48,886 Come on! it's a dude. 110 00:05:53,749 --> 00:05:55,057 Do it. 111 00:05:55,284 --> 00:05:56,262 Ugh. 112 00:06:00,089 --> 00:06:02,592 I'm irresistible! 113 00:06:03,759 --> 00:06:06,035 - I wanna be irresistible! - Me, too! 114 00:06:06,128 --> 00:06:07,106 Sign here, sign here. 115 00:06:07,196 --> 00:06:08,971 I like you. 116 00:06:09,064 --> 00:06:10,065 How you like me now? 117 00:06:10,166 --> 00:06:11,338 No! 118 00:06:11,901 --> 00:06:12,936 Next. 119 00:06:13,035 --> 00:06:14,036 - I want some! - Me, too! 120 00:06:14,136 --> 00:06:15,342 Right here, right here! 121 00:06:15,437 --> 00:06:18,281 Oh, come on, fellas. You're not buying all of this, are you? 122 00:06:18,407 --> 00:06:21,217 Well, I ain't buying it. 123 00:06:21,310 --> 00:06:24,314 I mean, a love potion? Zebras, please. 124 00:06:25,114 --> 00:06:26,525 - Whoa! - Whoa! 125 00:06:26,615 --> 00:06:28,959 I ain't never seen a zebra like you before. 126 00:06:29,051 --> 00:06:31,622 I'm not a zebra. I'm an okapi. 127 00:06:31,720 --> 00:06:33,199 Crack-a-lackin'. 128 00:06:33,289 --> 00:06:34,734 Crack-a-lackin'. 129 00:06:34,824 --> 00:06:36,303 Where did you come from? 130 00:06:36,392 --> 00:06:38,235 Just visiting from another reserve. 131 00:06:38,327 --> 00:06:39,533 Hey, I can show you around! 132 00:06:39,628 --> 00:06:40,732 - So could I! - So could I! 133 00:06:40,829 --> 00:06:41,830 - So could I! - Me, too! 134 00:06:41,931 --> 00:06:43,239 I know this place better than anyone! 135 00:06:43,332 --> 00:06:46,779 Aw! Looks like somebody got bit by the love bug. 136 00:06:46,869 --> 00:06:48,405 Yeah, well, so did all of them. 137 00:06:48,537 --> 00:06:49,982 Okay, see you later then. 138 00:06:50,072 --> 00:06:51,574 Bye! 139 00:06:51,674 --> 00:06:55,383 If only I had something to make me stand out from the pack. 140 00:06:55,911 --> 00:07:00,587 Lave Potion Number Nine 141 00:07:00,683 --> 00:07:03,163 Irresistible. 142 00:07:03,852 --> 00:07:04,853 Ha! 143 00:07:04,954 --> 00:07:06,627 I mean, nice doing business with you. 144 00:07:06,722 --> 00:07:09,760 Marty, there's no such thing as a love potion. 145 00:07:09,858 --> 00:07:11,667 You could make her a card. 146 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:12,761 Spray me. 147 00:07:12,861 --> 00:07:14,534 Open your eye. 148 00:07:17,233 --> 00:07:18,234 Whoops! Fresh out. 149 00:07:18,334 --> 00:07:20,245 No, no, Julien. You gotta get me more. 150 00:07:20,369 --> 00:07:23,976 What do I look like? A wizard? I don't know how to make that stuff. 151 00:07:24,073 --> 00:07:27,384 - Fine. No love potion, no contract. - Yeah! 152 00:07:27,476 --> 00:07:29,149 You'll hear from my attorney! 153 00:07:29,245 --> 00:07:31,851 Maurice, you're my attorney. Can he do that? 154 00:07:31,947 --> 00:07:32,982 I don't know. 155 00:07:33,082 --> 00:07:34,060 Hey, come on! 156 00:07:34,149 --> 00:07:36,686 Wait. What am I supposed to do now? 157 00:07:36,785 --> 00:07:38,856 You're the King of Love. Figure it out. 158 00:07:40,456 --> 00:07:41,935 A love potion? 159 00:07:42,024 --> 00:07:44,095 Yes, I need you to make me another batch of it. 160 00:07:44,193 --> 00:07:45,467 Negative, twinkletoes. 161 00:07:45,561 --> 00:07:46,596 What? Why? 162 00:07:46,695 --> 00:07:47,833 I don't like you. 163 00:07:47,963 --> 00:07:50,842 And besides, the only place to find ingredients like these around here 164 00:07:50,933 --> 00:07:52,970 is at the human safari camp. 165 00:07:53,068 --> 00:07:55,105 Forget it! That place is a deathtrap! 166 00:07:55,204 --> 00:07:58,708 Skipper, I need 300 pink coconuts for Gloria's tiara, stat. 167 00:07:58,807 --> 00:08:01,014 Whoa, sounds like a blast. 168 00:08:01,110 --> 00:08:03,920 But we've got a rendezvous at the human safari camp. 169 00:08:05,014 --> 00:08:06,734 Where's a monkey when you need one? 170 00:08:07,483 --> 00:08:10,760 Ugh. Fellas, if I ever let some doll get to me like that, 171 00:08:10,853 --> 00:08:12,332 just put me down. 172 00:08:13,422 --> 00:08:15,129 What? What did I do? 173 00:08:22,498 --> 00:08:25,411 Target identified, sir. All clear. Skipper. 174 00:08:25,501 --> 00:08:28,948 This silent treatment is killing me. Just tell me what's bothering you. 175 00:08:31,807 --> 00:08:36,984 I can't get into this right now, dollface. Keep lookout. We'll be back in a jiff. 176 00:08:43,285 --> 00:08:44,286 Whoo. 177 00:08:44,386 --> 00:08:48,334 Today must be my lucky day. 178 00:08:50,125 --> 00:08:53,698 I tell you, fellas, it's like I'm talking to a piece of wood. 179 00:08:55,931 --> 00:08:57,933 How am I supposed to know what she's thinking? 180 00:08:58,033 --> 00:08:59,634 - I mean, I'm not a mind reader. 181 00:08:59,635 --> 00:09:01,979 What is going on in here? Penguins? 182 00:09:02,071 --> 00:09:05,382 You can only get so far when the conversation's all one-sided. 183 00:09:05,474 --> 00:09:06,544 Rico? 184 00:09:09,178 --> 00:09:11,385 Fire! Stop, drop and roll! 185 00:09:13,849 --> 00:09:16,591 One minute everything's peachy and the next, sneak attack. 186 00:09:16,685 --> 00:09:18,187 Flanks me with the cold shoulder. 187 00:09:18,287 --> 00:09:20,699 Skipper, with all due respect... 188 00:09:20,789 --> 00:09:23,998 You and your lady friend need to patch things up. Pronto! 189 00:09:24,126 --> 00:09:25,628 You're right, I deserve that. 190 00:09:26,295 --> 00:09:28,605 Um, Skipper, there's something you need to see up here. 191 00:09:29,565 --> 00:09:31,704 - Whoa. - This better be important, Private. 192 00:09:37,473 --> 00:09:39,146 Shiitake mushrooms. 193 00:09:39,241 --> 00:09:41,346 Penguins! Get them! 194 00:09:41,443 --> 00:09:43,150 - Hula Girl! - We'll deal with this later! 195 00:09:43,245 --> 00:09:44,656 Dollface! 196 00:09:46,615 --> 00:09:48,185 - Rose petals? - Check. 197 00:09:49,585 --> 00:09:51,724 - Water? - Check. 198 00:09:51,820 --> 00:09:55,165 Is it ready yet? There must be 50 zebras all up in her face right now. 199 00:09:55,257 --> 00:09:58,261 Come on, Marty. This things not going to make you irresistible. 200 00:09:58,360 --> 00:09:59,498 Trying to work here. 201 00:09:59,595 --> 00:10:02,007 Melman? Where did that giraffe go? 202 00:10:02,097 --> 00:10:04,771 Chop-chop, Kowalski. I need that potion now. 203 00:10:04,867 --> 00:10:07,780 A couple more love songs on that ukulele and I'll be done for. 204 00:10:07,903 --> 00:10:09,507 All right, everybody out. Out, out, out! 205 00:10:11,340 --> 00:10:12,580 Final ingredient. 206 00:10:12,674 --> 00:10:14,483 Hexyl cinnamaldehyde. 207 00:10:14,576 --> 00:10:15,680 Hexyl cinna what? 208 00:10:15,778 --> 00:10:17,621 I don't know! Just improvise. 209 00:10:21,150 --> 00:10:22,458 Lovebug? 210 00:10:22,551 --> 00:10:23,552 Why not? 211 00:10:24,119 --> 00:10:25,097 Whoa! 212 00:10:26,588 --> 00:10:29,296 Gentlemen, Love Potion Number 10. 213 00:10:29,425 --> 00:10:31,405 Finally! Oh! 214 00:10:31,493 --> 00:10:32,801 Hey! 215 00:10:33,128 --> 00:10:34,607 - Sorry. - Marty, wait! 216 00:10:34,696 --> 00:10:36,835 Alex, come here. Is something going on? 217 00:10:36,932 --> 00:10:38,434 - What? - Is Melman avoiding me? 218 00:10:38,534 --> 00:10:42,346 - No, no. It... I... Marty! 219 00:10:43,038 --> 00:10:45,018 Should I make you another batch? 220 00:10:45,107 --> 00:10:46,677 There's no time. 221 00:10:46,775 --> 00:10:50,917 Don Ho's not stealing my girl without a fight! 222 00:10:51,814 --> 00:10:53,589 Marty, this will never work! 223 00:10:53,682 --> 00:10:55,218 You never know unless you try. 224 00:10:55,751 --> 00:10:57,992 - Ow! What the... - He's right, freak. 225 00:10:58,086 --> 00:11:03,058 The joke will be on you when my magic potion works its magic. 226 00:11:03,158 --> 00:11:06,002 And the water buffalo said, "That's not my mama." 227 00:11:07,463 --> 00:11:08,976 I'll admit it. I like romantic comedies. 228 00:11:08,997 --> 00:11:10,044 - Hey, where's she going? - What? 229 00:11:10,065 --> 00:11:11,112 - Hey, hey, hey, hey! - We were talking. 230 00:11:11,133 --> 00:11:12,510 - What she doing? - Hello! 231 00:11:14,837 --> 00:11:15,907 Hi, there. 232 00:11:16,004 --> 00:11:17,381 She spoke to me. 233 00:11:17,906 --> 00:11:19,426 - Did I say that out loud? 234 00:11:20,242 --> 00:11:22,722 I don't know what it is about you, 235 00:11:22,811 --> 00:11:27,089 but there's something that I just find irresistible. 236 00:11:27,182 --> 00:11:28,320 Wow. 237 00:11:28,417 --> 00:11:30,397 Check it out, it's actually working. 238 00:11:30,486 --> 00:11:32,227 How can it be permissible 239 00:11:36,959 --> 00:11:38,939 She compromise my principle 240 00:11:40,162 --> 00:11:41,505 Yeah, yeah 241 00:11:43,265 --> 00:11:44,676 Oh! 242 00:11:44,766 --> 00:11:46,712 She a craze you endorse she's a powerful force 243 00:11:46,802 --> 00:11:48,922 You're obliged to conform when there's no other course 244 00:11:48,971 --> 00:11:50,575 Ah! 245 00:11:52,774 --> 00:11:55,186 But now I find her 246 00:11:56,478 --> 00:11:58,355 Whoo! 247 00:12:02,384 --> 00:12:04,421 Higher, higher! 248 00:12:06,188 --> 00:12:07,462 Yeah! 249 00:12:07,556 --> 00:12:08,534 Whoo! 250 00:12:09,892 --> 00:12:11,132 Call me. 251 00:12:11,293 --> 00:12:13,204 Simply irresistible 252 00:12:14,930 --> 00:12:18,275 Hey, Alex, welcome to the love shack. 253 00:12:18,967 --> 00:12:22,278 Ho-ho. Wow. Yeah, this is really something. 254 00:12:22,371 --> 00:12:24,510 Oh, you've gotta read some of these Valentines. 255 00:12:24,606 --> 00:12:28,213 I didn't think they could find a word to rhyme with magnificent. But they did! 256 00:12:28,310 --> 00:12:29,584 - Ha-ha! 257 00:12:29,678 --> 00:12:35,685 Yeah, you know, speaking of Valentines, I realized I still hadn't given you yours. So... 258 00:12:35,784 --> 00:12:37,354 Great! Throw it on the pile. 259 00:12:37,653 --> 00:12:42,500 Oh! How could I have missed the pile? Okay, I'll just be on my way then. 260 00:12:42,591 --> 00:12:44,935 Unless you have something... 261 00:12:45,027 --> 00:12:46,597 That's the stuff! 262 00:12:46,695 --> 00:12:48,197 ...for me? 263 00:12:48,297 --> 00:12:49,605 Mmm. Smells like jojoba. 264 00:12:51,166 --> 00:12:55,478 Oh, did you say something out loud? Alex? 265 00:12:57,005 --> 00:12:58,746 Any requests, Marty? 266 00:12:59,474 --> 00:13:00,680 Free Bird? 267 00:13:01,276 --> 00:13:04,723 At least I never needed a magic love potion to get my Valentines. 268 00:13:04,813 --> 00:13:06,019 They came naturally. 269 00:13:06,114 --> 00:13:07,388 I don't know, Julien. 270 00:13:07,482 --> 00:13:09,519 This doesn't look like the one the penguins made. 271 00:13:09,618 --> 00:13:11,222 Don't worry, hippo woman. 272 00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:14,324 I threw in a few new ingredients to kick it up a notch. 273 00:13:14,423 --> 00:13:16,425 That giraffe won't know what hit him. 274 00:13:16,525 --> 00:13:17,697 - Nice try, Julien. - Hey! 275 00:13:17,793 --> 00:13:19,431 - Alex! - Seriously, Gloria, come on. 276 00:13:19,528 --> 00:13:20,836 Not you, too. 277 00:13:20,929 --> 00:13:22,738 But I think I might be losing Melman. 278 00:13:22,831 --> 00:13:24,037 You are! 279 00:13:24,132 --> 00:13:26,009 You're not losing Melman. You don't need this. 280 00:13:26,101 --> 00:13:27,512 Yes, you do! 281 00:13:27,603 --> 00:13:29,844 Oh, I don't know what to think any more! 282 00:13:29,938 --> 00:13:31,076 Gloria! 283 00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:34,710 Could this day get any worse? Ow! What was that? 284 00:13:34,810 --> 00:13:36,016 A wake-up call. 285 00:13:36,111 --> 00:13:38,113 Wake up? What are you talking about? 286 00:13:38,213 --> 00:13:40,887 You used to be a New York giant. 287 00:13:40,983 --> 00:13:44,590 Now, your hair's a mess and you're all alone. 288 00:13:44,686 --> 00:13:46,097 Yeah, well, it's your fault. 289 00:13:46,188 --> 00:13:48,600 Your stupid potion is making everybody crazy. 290 00:13:48,690 --> 00:13:51,967 Is it? Or are you crazy not to try it? 291 00:13:52,060 --> 00:13:53,061 Yeah, right. 292 00:13:53,161 --> 00:13:55,402 You can be irresistible. 293 00:13:55,497 --> 00:13:57,738 Just like you were back in New York. 294 00:13:57,833 --> 00:13:58,937 Close your eyes. 295 00:13:59,034 --> 00:14:02,379 Can you hear the crowd screaming your name? 296 00:14:03,672 --> 00:14:06,744 "We love you, freak." They're going crazy for you. Do you hear it? 297 00:14:06,842 --> 00:14:07,877 Yeah, I can hear them. 298 00:14:07,976 --> 00:14:09,456 - Freak, freak, freak, freak. - Freak. 299 00:14:09,511 --> 00:14:11,457 They can't control themselves. Freak! 300 00:14:11,546 --> 00:14:13,287 - Freak! Freak! - Freak! 301 00:14:13,382 --> 00:14:15,794 Don't you want that back again? 302 00:14:15,917 --> 00:14:16,895 I do. 303 00:14:17,386 --> 00:14:18,524 Sign here. 304 00:14:21,757 --> 00:14:23,065 Now, go get your mojo back. 305 00:14:28,764 --> 00:14:30,300 What is that smell? 306 00:14:30,399 --> 00:14:34,643 Ladies and gentlemen, Alex the Lion! 307 00:14:36,238 --> 00:14:37,911 - Ha-ha! - You reek! 308 00:14:38,006 --> 00:14:40,646 - Oh, my gosh. I'm gonna be sick. - Me, too! 309 00:14:41,109 --> 00:14:42,087 Get away from us! 310 00:14:42,210 --> 00:14:43,518 Hey. wait! 311 00:14:52,020 --> 00:14:54,899 - How long is this song? - Whoo-hoo! 312 00:14:55,357 --> 00:14:57,428 I think I need a little air. 313 00:14:59,061 --> 00:15:00,199 Hey, where's Marty? 314 00:15:00,295 --> 00:15:01,296 Where's Marty? 315 00:15:02,531 --> 00:15:03,532 Ah! 316 00:15:03,632 --> 00:15:04,804 That's more like it. 317 00:15:04,900 --> 00:15:07,176 What's more like it? 318 00:15:07,636 --> 00:15:13,018 All right. Why don't you take five, ladies? I need a little Marty time. 319 00:15:13,108 --> 00:15:14,382 Sounds great. 320 00:15:14,476 --> 00:15:16,820 - Come on, everybody. it's Marty time. 321 00:15:17,712 --> 00:15:21,216 You guys are funny. But seriously, I need a little space. 322 00:15:21,316 --> 00:15:23,455 A little more space, please. 323 00:15:23,752 --> 00:15:27,495 More space, more space! 324 00:15:27,622 --> 00:15:29,727 - Hey, look! There's Marty! - Where? 325 00:15:31,259 --> 00:15:34,433 Easy, easy. Perfect. 326 00:15:34,563 --> 00:15:35,906 Save yourself! 327 00:15:35,997 --> 00:15:37,772 Save my what? 328 00:15:42,738 --> 00:15:43,876 Oh. 329 00:15:43,972 --> 00:15:45,508 - Melman? - What? 330 00:15:45,607 --> 00:15:46,608 Melman! 331 00:15:49,978 --> 00:15:52,515 Melman, why don't you wanna spend time with me today? 332 00:15:52,647 --> 00:15:55,594 What? No, it's not you. It's... 333 00:15:55,684 --> 00:15:58,392 - it's me? You're dumping me? - I'm what? 334 00:15:58,487 --> 00:16:00,228 - On Valentine's Day? - No! 335 00:16:00,322 --> 00:16:01,733 You sick, sick giraffe! 336 00:16:01,823 --> 00:16:02,961 - Gloria! 337 00:16:06,828 --> 00:16:09,775 I don't wanna be irresistible any more! 338 00:16:09,865 --> 00:16:12,607 Come back, Marty! Wait, where's Marty? 339 00:16:15,804 --> 00:16:17,044 Um... 340 00:16:17,139 --> 00:16:18,345 What are we doing here? 341 00:16:19,508 --> 00:16:20,612 Who's Marty? 342 00:16:20,709 --> 00:16:22,052 Beats me. 343 00:16:22,144 --> 00:16:24,420 Oh, girl, I hope that's not permanent. 344 00:16:27,649 --> 00:16:29,754 No more love potion. 345 00:16:36,691 --> 00:16:40,662 Operation "Hula Rescue" is a go! 346 00:16:42,898 --> 00:16:44,673 Skipper, she's heavily guarded. 347 00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:47,070 Not for long. 348 00:16:48,403 --> 00:16:53,944 Listen up, pretty boy, I may not have your perfect tan or your chiseled abs 349 00:16:54,042 --> 00:16:58,184 but I've got something you'll never have, a wounded heart. 350 00:16:58,914 --> 00:17:03,556 Dollface, it took losing you to realize how much I need you in my life. 351 00:17:05,287 --> 00:17:06,630 Just let me talk. 352 00:17:06,721 --> 00:17:09,930 I used to think Valentine's Day was just a superficial holiday 353 00:17:10,025 --> 00:17:12,505 for sissies, wussies, and pansies. 354 00:17:12,594 --> 00:17:17,100 But now I realize that buying cheap flowers or some pre-packaged chocolate 355 00:17:17,199 --> 00:17:20,271 isn't just a whacked-out merchandising conspiracy, 356 00:17:20,368 --> 00:17:22,712 it's also just a nice thing to do. 357 00:17:24,239 --> 00:17:25,809 Huh! Not again! 358 00:17:25,907 --> 00:17:27,215 Skipper! Code red! 359 00:17:27,309 --> 00:17:28,310 Handle it! 360 00:17:31,546 --> 00:17:33,651 - Goodbye! 361 00:17:33,748 --> 00:17:37,059 Well, Hula Girl, I'm begging you. Will you take me back? 362 00:17:38,887 --> 00:17:40,662 Is that a yes? Or no? 363 00:17:44,493 --> 00:17:45,471 Ha-ha! 364 00:17:50,198 --> 00:17:51,939 Not my bobblehead! 365 00:17:53,502 --> 00:17:54,742 Stop it! 366 00:17:55,403 --> 00:17:58,748 Is it yes, you need more time? Or, or no, you're not ready to answer? 367 00:17:59,841 --> 00:18:01,548 Oh, come on, make up your mind! 368 00:18:01,643 --> 00:18:03,122 You are mine now! 369 00:18:05,146 --> 00:18:06,318 It's a yes! 370 00:18:06,815 --> 00:18:07,816 Aw! 371 00:18:07,916 --> 00:18:11,227 Well, no hard feelings, kid. Hope we can all stay friends. 372 00:18:13,288 --> 00:18:14,790 No! No! 373 00:18:24,733 --> 00:18:27,304 I don't get it. What happened today? 374 00:18:27,769 --> 00:18:29,305 Well, it's his loss. 375 00:18:29,404 --> 00:18:30,781 I'm over it! 376 00:18:34,976 --> 00:18:36,614 What in the world? 377 00:18:37,612 --> 00:18:43,392 Music? Dance number? Lady Liberty float? Oh, Melman. 378 00:18:43,485 --> 00:18:46,261 Come on, Julien. I need that potion. 379 00:18:46,354 --> 00:18:47,560 Mmm. I don't know. 380 00:18:47,656 --> 00:18:52,366 Skinny, sickly guy like yourself. What could you possibly do for me? 381 00:18:52,460 --> 00:18:55,998 I can reach tall places. 382 00:18:56,097 --> 00:18:57,269 Okay, deal. 383 00:18:57,365 --> 00:18:59,709 Don't you make that deal, Melman Menkowitz. 384 00:18:59,801 --> 00:19:03,248 - Oh, great. They're gonna make up. - Come on, Frankie. 385 00:19:04,539 --> 00:19:10,455 Okay, this is like the sweetest thing that anyone's ever tried to do for me. 386 00:19:10,545 --> 00:19:12,354 Yeah, until I ruined it. 387 00:19:12,447 --> 00:19:14,654 Baby, I didn't need all this. 388 00:19:14,749 --> 00:19:17,787 All I wanted to know was that you were thinking about me. 389 00:19:17,886 --> 00:19:20,389 Hmm. Oh, I was thinking about you. 390 00:19:20,522 --> 00:19:21,523 Aw! 391 00:19:21,623 --> 00:19:24,661 Yeah, well, here's someone none of us was thinking about. 392 00:19:24,759 --> 00:19:25,737 Aw. 393 00:19:26,361 --> 00:19:30,434 You know what? I think I know something that might cheer him up. 394 00:19:30,532 --> 00:19:35,481 "Roses are red, violets are blue, I love writing myself Valentines, 395 00:19:35,570 --> 00:19:38,278 but no one else seems to do it to me." 396 00:19:39,341 --> 00:19:41,082 It's too wordy. 397 00:19:41,776 --> 00:19:42,811 Huh? 398 00:19:46,414 --> 00:19:48,621 What the... 399 00:19:58,526 --> 00:19:59,596 Uh... 400 00:19:59,694 --> 00:20:03,005 We know it's not like it was back at the zoo, but... 401 00:20:03,098 --> 00:20:05,169 - We could make you some more. - No. 402 00:20:06,501 --> 00:20:08,538 You got it just right. 403 00:20:08,637 --> 00:20:12,278 It's not about how many cards you get, it's about who you get them from. 404 00:20:13,041 --> 00:20:14,179 Aw! 405 00:20:16,378 --> 00:20:18,756 Wow! No offense, but you stink! 406 00:20:18,847 --> 00:20:20,417 You need a bath! 407 00:20:20,515 --> 00:20:22,825 - In turpentine! 408 00:20:22,917 --> 00:20:25,693 Ladies and gentlemen, gather around! 409 00:20:25,820 --> 00:20:27,356 Oh, not again! 410 00:20:27,489 --> 00:20:31,403 The King of Love is back with a brand new bottle of... 411 00:20:32,927 --> 00:20:36,636 And the lucky freak who gets to try it first will be... 412 00:20:36,731 --> 00:20:38,802 - Ha-ha! 413 00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:41,237 - Ah! 414 00:20:45,807 --> 00:20:49,220 It's okay. It's okay. There's still some left. 415 00:20:49,310 --> 00:20:50,448 Now, who wants it? 416 00:20:50,912 --> 00:20:51,913 - Ew! 417 00:20:52,013 --> 00:20:54,118 That is disgusting! 418 00:20:54,215 --> 00:20:56,354 Oh, King Julien... 419 00:20:57,048 --> 00:20:58,452 Oh, that's a nightmare coming. 420 00:20:58,486 --> 00:20:59,726 Hey, you can't leave. 421 00:20:59,821 --> 00:21:03,325 You must sign the contract. Maurice, you're my lawyer. Do something! 422 00:21:03,425 --> 00:21:07,464 I would advise against any sudden movement right now, Julien. 423 00:21:08,330 --> 00:21:10,332 Where is the love? 424 00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:22,368 Is that me? That's pretty neat. 425 00:21:23,933 --> 00:21:26,487 -ls it on? -Red light's on. 426 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,073 Shh, shh. 427 00:21:30,263 --> 00:21:32,198 Welcome to RJ's Wild World oF Nature, 428 00:21:32,226 --> 00:21:35,295 Featuring my trusty crew Bucky, Quillo and Spike. 429 00:21:35,479 --> 00:21:37,547 -Say hi, Spike. Nice. -Hi, Mom. 430 00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:40,569 Today, our subiect is Hammy the squirrel. 431 00:21:41,569 --> 00:21:44,606 The North American red squirrel is a native oF Venezuela. 432 00:21:44,666 --> 00:21:48,436 His interests include good books, long walks in the park and nut collecting. 433 00:21:48,509 --> 00:21:50,911 Let's see what happens when Hammy discovers 434 00:21:51,033 --> 00:21:52,734 -this boomerang! -Ta-da ! 435 00:21:52,922 --> 00:21:55,435 OK, go, go. Shh, shh! 436 00:21:55,533 --> 00:21:57,601 - Come on, in here. - Hide, hide, quick. 437 00:21:57,622 --> 00:21:58,790 Shh! 438 00:21:59,699 --> 00:22:02,669 - This is gonna be so sweet! - Gimme that! 439 00:22:02,789 --> 00:22:05,358 No, no, no... Hey, he's coming! Shh! Shh! 440 00:22:05,448 --> 00:22:08,651 Oh, boy! Look what l Found. Dibs! It's mine, it's mine! 441 00:22:10,903 --> 00:22:12,871 Eww. That does not taste very good. 442 00:22:14,164 --> 00:22:15,732 Ow! 443 00:22:21,211 --> 00:22:22,667 You stop that! 444 00:22:22,766 --> 00:22:25,201 Hey! Easy, giggles. Hold it down over there. 445 00:22:25,222 --> 00:22:28,191 -OK, RJ. -And now, back to our program. 446 00:22:29,766 --> 00:22:31,868 Ah... Ohh ! 447 00:22:45,100 --> 00:22:47,735 What the...? Huh? Ow! 448 00:22:47,833 --> 00:22:49,134 You guys, quiet. 449 00:22:50,966 --> 00:22:53,802 Begone! l don't believe in you. 450 00:22:57,766 --> 00:23:00,335 No! All right, l believe in you! 451 00:23:01,500 --> 00:23:04,469 l'll go crazy! 452 00:23:05,933 --> 00:23:08,869 This stupid...! 453 00:23:16,500 --> 00:23:20,070 Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot! Ow! 454 00:23:20,166 --> 00:23:21,800 Oh, come on! 455 00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:24,102 What do you guys think? Should we tell him? 456 00:23:24,199 --> 00:23:26,468 Oh, come on. We got three more leFt in the box. 457 00:23:26,566 --> 00:23:29,735 -Hey. RJ? Kids? -Here's Uncle Verne. 458 00:23:29,833 --> 00:23:31,267 What is going on? 459 00:23:31,366 --> 00:23:34,535 You're teasing him and Filming it. Is that what you're doing? 460 00:23:34,633 --> 00:23:36,067 - Give it to me. - No, Verne. Take it easy. 461 00:23:36,166 --> 00:23:39,002 -Just trying to have a little... -''We're having Fun?'' 462 00:23:39,100 --> 00:23:41,368 -That's not what it looks like. -A box oF boomerangs. 463 00:23:41,466 --> 00:23:44,068 He throws them, they come back, hit him and you Film it? 464 00:23:45,300 --> 00:23:48,202 Congratulations. You've turned into human beings. 465 00:23:48,300 --> 00:23:50,602 l've heard they hurt people and they Film it. 466 00:23:50,700 --> 00:23:52,802 Hey, look what l Found! 467 00:23:54,566 --> 00:23:57,201 lt tastes shiny. It's mine. Nobody touch it, l saw it First. 468 00:23:57,300 --> 00:24:00,503 What does it do? l don't care. It's mine, it's mine, it's mine! 469 00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:02,501 Let's iust not have this again. 470 00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:05,803 Get rid oF the camera. The camera causes haIF the problem. 471 00:24:05,899 --> 00:24:07,468 - Yes, Uncle... - Ow! 472 00:24:07,525 --> 00:24:10,761 We promise we will never do it again. 473 00:24:13,042 --> 00:24:16,509 OK, welcome to another episode oF RJ's Wild World oF Nature. 474 00:24:16,530 --> 00:24:20,033 Today, the naked American box turtle. 475 00:24:21,666 --> 00:24:25,536 Aah! You having a good time? You know what your problem is? 476 00:24:25,633 --> 00:24:28,002 -You're a hack with a camera. -Come on, relax. 477 00:24:29,666 --> 00:24:31,567 -Look out. -Hey, look what l Found! 478 00:24:31,666 --> 00:24:34,472 ls it on right? Is it backwards? Nobody touch it, l saw it First. 479 00:24:34,558 --> 00:24:36,865 Get away! 'Cause it's mine! 480 00:24:37,033 --> 00:24:39,302 Close your eyes, young ones. 481 00:32:16,738 --> 00:32:19,241 Goodbyes can be bittersweet. 482 00:32:19,342 --> 00:32:22,223 It seems like only 306 days ago, 483 00:32:22,244 --> 00:32:25,290 we were snatched from our beloved Central Park Zoo, 484 00:32:25,321 --> 00:32:29,056 and dumped here in... rustic Madagascar. 485 00:32:29,259 --> 00:32:32,508 But now that we're leaving, seeing you all here, 486 00:32:32,682 --> 00:32:36,186 it reminds us just how many friends we've made. 487 00:32:40,203 --> 00:32:44,666 That's the greatest speech I've ever...! 488 00:32:46,852 --> 00:32:48,892 Looks like the kid can't hold his sea water. 489 00:32:48,923 --> 00:32:51,813 -Well, at least he showed up. -I don't get it. 490 00:32:51,890 --> 00:32:53,892 It's not like Julien to miss a party. 491 00:32:53,934 --> 00:32:57,146 Maybe for some people, saying goodbye is really hard. 492 00:32:58,143 --> 00:33:01,317 Yeah, well, send him a postcard 'cause the wind's right on schedule. 493 00:33:01,386 --> 00:33:03,179 Let's do this! 494 00:33:03,318 --> 00:33:07,823 Can I have your attention? The redeye to New York is about to board. 495 00:33:07,906 --> 00:33:10,075 We're going home for Christmas! 496 00:33:10,659 --> 00:33:11,743 -Sandbags! -Check! 497 00:33:11,827 --> 00:33:13,162 -Ropes! -Check! 498 00:33:13,287 --> 00:33:14,521 -Snacks! -Check! 499 00:33:14,599 --> 00:33:16,310 -It's working! -We did it! 500 00:33:16,331 --> 00:33:20,002 It may not be pretty, but we headed to the city! 501 00:33:21,353 --> 00:33:25,899 Candied yams from Sylvia's! That's what I want for Christmas. 502 00:33:25,943 --> 00:33:30,147 I can't wait to get back to my hippo pool and that sweet smell of chlorine. 503 00:33:30,195 --> 00:33:35,075 And I can't wait to see Dr. Maneesh, greatest chiropractor ever. 504 00:33:35,284 --> 00:33:39,037 Me? I just wanna see the snow falling down on my beautiful city. 505 00:33:39,079 --> 00:33:42,332 New York, here we come! What the...? 506 00:33:45,533 --> 00:33:46,826 Look out! 507 00:33:57,384 --> 00:34:00,220 Oh, no, no! No! This isn't happening! 508 00:34:02,510 --> 00:34:03,861 Get off me! Get off me! 509 00:34:03,882 --> 00:34:05,467 Guys, did you hear something? 510 00:34:07,608 --> 00:34:10,485 -Cannibals! -Cannibals! Where?! 511 00:34:10,590 --> 00:34:14,844 -Julien! -It's just the freaks. 512 00:34:14,865 --> 00:34:17,826 Maurice, I thought they left already. 513 00:34:17,868 --> 00:34:20,120 I hope we're still charging them rent. 514 00:34:20,162 --> 00:34:23,999 -Mort, stop drumming already! -Sorry. 515 00:34:24,041 --> 00:34:28,378 False alarm, everyone! Back into hiding. It was just a cruel hoax. 516 00:34:28,462 --> 00:34:31,715 Hoax?! What kind of sick joke is this, huh?! 517 00:34:31,798 --> 00:34:36,094 Sorry. We thought you were the Marauding Red Night Goblin. 518 00:34:36,178 --> 00:34:38,096 The Marauding Red... What-nin? 519 00:34:38,180 --> 00:34:39,640 Maurice... 520 00:34:39,723 --> 00:34:43,435 Every year, on the 24th of Julianuary... 521 00:34:43,518 --> 00:34:46,021 -Julianuary? -It's a festive holiday, 522 00:34:46,104 --> 00:34:49,608 -named after His Majesty. -It starts with a red glow. 523 00:34:49,691 --> 00:34:54,947 Then the air fills with the goblin's horrible, mocking laughter. 524 00:34:54,988 --> 00:34:59,284 Then it pelts us with hundreds of black rocks! 525 00:34:59,368 --> 00:35:01,745 Red Night Goblin! The Red Night Goblin's coming! 526 00:35:01,787 --> 00:35:05,624 OK, I get it. It's Picking on the King Day. 527 00:35:05,707 --> 00:35:06,875 Very funny. 528 00:35:09,044 --> 00:35:12,798 You can stop now, Mort. I know it's you back there. 529 00:35:12,839 --> 00:35:15,050 The Red Goblin! 530 00:35:15,133 --> 00:35:16,760 -He's real! -What's happening?! 531 00:35:18,679 --> 00:35:21,431 -Here, Julien. -Hide the women and precious metal! 532 00:35:21,473 --> 00:35:25,561 Load the shooting thingy! Fire at the Goblin! 533 00:35:26,728 --> 00:35:29,273 Lemurs down! You, you, take their places. 534 00:35:29,356 --> 00:35:30,899 Aye, aye. 535 00:35:30,983 --> 00:35:33,110 That's it! I surrender! 536 00:35:33,193 --> 00:35:34,653 We're gonna die! 537 00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:39,992 -Alex, do something! -All right, all right! All right. 538 00:35:53,755 --> 00:35:57,384 You're going down, Red Night Marauding Goblin Guy! 539 00:36:01,096 --> 00:36:03,807 I did it, everybody! 540 00:36:03,891 --> 00:36:05,392 I did it! 541 00:36:11,857 --> 00:36:15,402 Everyone, after the Goblin. Don't let him get away! 542 00:36:24,494 --> 00:36:27,206 -Candy canes? -Presents? 543 00:36:28,916 --> 00:36:32,419 -These rocks taste like coal. -Hang on a minute. 544 00:36:32,502 --> 00:36:35,881 Alex, I think you just shot down... 545 00:36:35,964 --> 00:36:39,676 Who's laughing now, Red Night Goblin? 546 00:36:42,095 --> 00:36:43,263 I am. That's who. 547 00:36:46,350 --> 00:36:48,352 Merry Madagascar! 548 00:36:50,395 --> 00:36:54,358 -I shot down Santa. -You on the naughty list for sure, now. 549 00:36:55,651 --> 00:36:57,402 -Is it safe? -Is what safe? 550 00:36:57,486 --> 00:37:00,697 Are there more of you? How many? Tell me, are you a robot? 551 00:37:00,781 --> 00:37:04,284 Maybe you have an army hidden inside of you. Talk to me, robot army. 552 00:37:04,368 --> 00:37:08,288 -I am talking to you! -That tickles. 553 00:37:09,081 --> 00:37:13,627 Look, everybody! It shakes like a bowl full of jelly! 554 00:37:13,710 --> 00:37:17,256 -Hey, this is fun! -Stop it, Julien! That's Santa Claus! 555 00:37:17,339 --> 00:37:20,509 -No wonder he throws coal at you. -Santa who? 556 00:37:20,592 --> 00:37:23,554 Santa! Santa, you OK? I can't believe I'm talking to Santa Claus! 557 00:37:23,637 --> 00:37:26,181 -I know. -Wait. Who's Santa? 558 00:37:27,266 --> 00:37:30,310 What do you mean, "Who's Santa"? If you're not Santa, who are you? 559 00:37:30,394 --> 00:37:33,272 My name is... 560 00:37:33,313 --> 00:37:34,773 I can't remember. 561 00:37:35,983 --> 00:37:38,318 Look, he's got another hat on. 562 00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:42,698 He must have hit his head in the crash. Maybe he's got amnesia. 563 00:37:42,781 --> 00:37:45,701 Oh, this is bad. This is... This is bad! 564 00:37:45,742 --> 00:37:49,288 I've ruined Christmas for everybody. I've ruined Christmas for, like, 565 00:37:49,371 --> 00:37:51,999 the whole world! Unless... 566 00:37:51,999 --> 00:37:54,001 -Unless? -Team huddle. 567 00:37:54,084 --> 00:37:56,003 This could work out great for everybody. 568 00:37:56,086 --> 00:37:58,505 -Santa's head wound? -No, not his head wound. 569 00:37:58,589 --> 00:38:02,050 Here's the plan: we find the sleigh, help Santa deliver the toys. 570 00:38:02,134 --> 00:38:05,053 Then, on the way home, he drops us off in New York! 571 00:38:05,137 --> 00:38:07,264 It's perfect! What do you guys think? 572 00:38:07,347 --> 00:38:08,640 -I'm in! -OK. 573 00:38:08,682 --> 00:38:10,642 Let's go find that sleigh. 574 00:38:13,604 --> 00:38:17,900 They are just adorable! Alex, go talk to them. Go, go, go, go, go! 575 00:38:18,025 --> 00:38:20,777 Hello, there, little reindeer. 576 00:38:20,861 --> 00:38:23,822 You guys up for a little road trip? What do you say? 577 00:38:24,531 --> 00:38:28,410 Back away! You don't know who you're dealing with. 578 00:38:28,452 --> 00:38:31,330 Hey, no need to get psycho. They're just Santa's little... 579 00:38:31,413 --> 00:38:36,585 -We meet again, South Polers. -North Polers. 580 00:38:38,337 --> 00:38:39,963 OK, you guys know each other? 581 00:38:40,047 --> 00:38:42,966 It's a cold war that dates back centuries. 582 00:38:43,050 --> 00:38:46,845 You see, Santa used to be based in the South Pole. 583 00:38:46,929 --> 00:38:51,141 This again? Santa chose North Pole, fair and square. 584 00:38:51,225 --> 00:38:55,020 Please. They bribed him with candy canes and cheap elf labor. 585 00:38:55,062 --> 00:38:56,772 That's it! Let's go! 586 00:38:56,855 --> 00:38:59,691 On my command, kick him in the bells. 587 00:38:59,775 --> 00:39:01,526 Wait, where's Private? 588 00:39:01,610 --> 00:39:04,613 You're the most beautiful deer I've ever seen. 589 00:39:04,655 --> 00:39:08,867 That's the sweetest thing any penguin has ever said to me. 590 00:39:19,044 --> 00:39:22,631 Shake it off, Private! That North Poler might look like a tall drink of water, 591 00:39:22,756 --> 00:39:25,592 but she'll spit you out like a cup of bad eggnog! 592 00:39:25,676 --> 00:39:29,513 Guys, guys. Come on, it's Christmas. You know, the season of giving. 593 00:39:29,638 --> 00:39:32,349 So, what do you say? Can you give us a ride? 594 00:39:32,391 --> 00:39:36,853 Son of the gun, we're only allowed to take orders from Santa. 595 00:39:36,895 --> 00:39:41,149 Why don't you ask your South Pole comrades to help? 596 00:39:41,275 --> 00:39:44,278 I forget! They can't fly. 597 00:39:45,169 --> 00:39:48,547 Merry Christmas down there, stuck on the land! 598 00:39:48,930 --> 00:39:51,933 -Merry Christmas. -Cupid! 599 00:39:53,912 --> 00:39:56,388 Great. There goes our lift home. 600 00:39:56,435 --> 00:39:58,769 -We'll fly it. -Skipper, you're a penguin. 601 00:39:58,834 --> 00:40:01,438 And those reindeer have, like, magical powers. 602 00:40:01,524 --> 00:40:04,151 That's exactly what they want you to believe. 603 00:40:04,393 --> 00:40:06,729 Private, give 'em a little demo. 604 00:40:08,844 --> 00:40:11,722 The only thing magical about those North Polers, 605 00:40:11,805 --> 00:40:14,016 is that tank full of sparkly stuff. 606 00:40:14,157 --> 00:40:17,828 Now, go find Big Red and we'll get this baby airborne. 607 00:40:19,296 --> 00:40:24,885 Fat man, behold the beauty of a traditional Julianuary carol, 608 00:40:24,927 --> 00:40:27,387 honoring... me. 609 00:40:29,064 --> 00:40:32,915 -I like to... -Very nice. 610 00:40:33,210 --> 00:40:36,583 -You like to... -All together. 611 00:40:36,825 --> 00:40:39,925 We like to... 612 00:40:40,151 --> 00:40:41,778 Move it! 613 00:40:44,624 --> 00:40:47,084 I like to move it, move it 614 00:40:48,492 --> 00:40:49,476 Santa? 615 00:40:49,497 --> 00:40:53,551 I'm physically fit, physically fit Physically, physically, physically fit. 616 00:40:53,614 --> 00:40:54,740 Incoming! 617 00:40:56,408 --> 00:40:58,869 Alrighty, Santa. Time to big, big buddy. 618 00:40:58,944 --> 00:41:01,196 I don't wanna go! 619 00:41:01,271 --> 00:41:04,358 I just wanna shake my booty! 620 00:41:05,509 --> 00:41:08,428 -Santa, buddy. You gotta stop dancing. -Santa! 621 00:41:09,955 --> 00:41:11,874 I'll never go! 622 00:41:12,991 --> 00:41:15,786 -What are we gonna do now? -It's not gonna be Christmas Eve, 623 00:41:15,819 --> 00:41:18,155 for much longer. So either we go without Santa, 624 00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:20,949 -or the world goes without Christmas. -That's right! 625 00:41:21,009 --> 00:41:24,053 You made this mess. Now, we gotta clean it up. 626 00:41:24,161 --> 00:41:27,915 -Yo, Skipper! Sparkle time! -All right, boys. 627 00:41:27,986 --> 00:41:31,364 Tighten your harnesses and think happy thoughts. 628 00:41:33,770 --> 00:41:35,814 Viva Las Vegas! 629 00:41:48,777 --> 00:41:54,449 And everyone wept tears of joy for the miracle that was Baby Julien. 630 00:41:54,525 --> 00:41:59,321 You see, fat man, Julianuary is about the joy of giving. 631 00:41:59,496 --> 00:42:02,833 To me! Now, bring me the presents! 632 00:42:05,502 --> 00:42:07,588 Merry Julianuary. 633 00:42:07,679 --> 00:42:10,731 You remembered! Next one, please. Move it along. 634 00:42:10,791 --> 00:42:13,668 Thank you, on behalf of His Majesty and merry Julianuary. 635 00:42:14,686 --> 00:42:17,648 Thank you, on behalf of His Majesty and merry Julianuary. 636 00:42:22,561 --> 00:42:25,647 -How did you do that? -Beats me. 637 00:42:25,689 --> 00:42:28,984 -Could you make one for me? -Merry Julianuary. 638 00:42:29,026 --> 00:42:30,527 -I want one. -Me too. 639 00:42:31,620 --> 00:42:33,455 Next. 640 00:42:33,588 --> 00:42:35,233 Where's my presents? 641 00:42:35,282 --> 00:42:36,950 What's going on over there? 642 00:42:37,075 --> 00:42:39,161 Merry Julianuary! 643 00:42:39,244 --> 00:42:43,040 -Merry Julianuary. -Merry Julianuary! 644 00:42:43,131 --> 00:42:46,593 -Merry Julianuary. -Oh, no, no, no! 645 00:42:46,685 --> 00:42:47,728 Stop! 646 00:42:49,563 --> 00:42:55,319 What's so special about Julianuary if everyone gets to have something? 647 00:42:55,394 --> 00:42:56,770 You! 648 00:42:56,862 --> 00:42:59,406 I took you in as my guest, 649 00:42:59,531 --> 00:43:03,187 and now, you've ruined Julianuary! 650 00:43:03,318 --> 00:43:04,987 From this moment forth, 651 00:43:05,028 --> 00:43:08,657 all your presents are my presents! 652 00:43:11,119 --> 00:43:15,916 Lady and gentlemen, we are about to arrive at our first destination. 653 00:43:15,956 --> 00:43:18,709 Canada is straight ahead. 654 00:43:18,834 --> 00:43:21,086 OK, boys, let's take her down. 655 00:43:22,254 --> 00:43:23,505 Flaps up. 656 00:43:23,697 --> 00:43:26,783 Beaks down. Stay on target. 657 00:43:27,008 --> 00:43:29,094 Stay on target! 658 00:43:36,085 --> 00:43:37,582 What kind of landing was that? 659 00:43:37,603 --> 00:43:40,773 Any landing you can walk away from is a good landing. 660 00:43:41,707 --> 00:43:44,413 This is stupid, Marty. Can't we just use the front door? 661 00:43:44,461 --> 00:43:48,069 Come on. How hard can it be? Melman, you're up! 662 00:43:48,196 --> 00:43:50,149 -But I'm claustrophobic. -Yeah? 663 00:43:50,172 --> 00:43:52,630 Now, you can be Santa Claustrophobic. 664 00:43:52,687 --> 00:43:55,982 Now, dive, fool, dive, dive, dive! 665 00:43:56,254 --> 00:43:57,832 Easy... 666 00:43:58,373 --> 00:43:59,833 Guys? I'm stuck! 667 00:44:00,792 --> 00:44:03,795 Hang in there, Melman! I'm coming! 668 00:44:03,837 --> 00:44:05,881 -Melman, I'm right here! -I'm burning! 669 00:44:05,923 --> 00:44:09,259 -You're not burning! -Help! 670 00:44:10,243 --> 00:44:11,620 Thank you. 671 00:44:12,946 --> 00:44:14,550 Don't leave me! 672 00:44:14,747 --> 00:44:17,458 Alex, you still have the present! 673 00:44:21,129 --> 00:44:23,715 Dash away, boys. Dash away! 674 00:44:23,857 --> 00:44:26,485 -What...? No, wait! -Hang on! 675 00:44:27,945 --> 00:44:29,863 I got you, Melman! 676 00:44:32,941 --> 00:44:35,328 Way to drop the ball, you hippie freak. 677 00:44:35,375 --> 00:44:37,487 Me? Melman lost it in the chimney. 678 00:44:37,529 --> 00:44:41,241 Calm down. It's a small town, there's only a couple more houses. 679 00:44:41,325 --> 00:44:43,535 -Let's not freak out. -Oh, yeah? 680 00:44:45,287 --> 00:44:47,469 Can we freak out now?! 681 00:44:47,523 --> 00:44:48,649 OK, here's the plan. 682 00:44:48,774 --> 00:44:51,693 We head to the nearest post office and we just dump the gifts. 683 00:44:51,735 --> 00:44:53,695 -That's a plan. -I need stamps, anyway. 684 00:44:53,879 --> 00:44:56,355 Skipper, get us to the nearest post office. 685 00:44:56,430 --> 00:44:57,515 In New York. 686 00:45:06,832 --> 00:45:09,084 Well, looks like our coffee break. 687 00:45:11,313 --> 00:45:16,109 Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! You're Santa's helpers! 688 00:45:16,137 --> 00:45:19,182 This is amazing! You're hairier than I thought. 689 00:45:19,266 --> 00:45:23,145 But amazing! OK, calm down, Abby. Breathe. 690 00:45:23,166 --> 00:45:26,127 Namaste. Namaste. 691 00:45:26,974 --> 00:45:30,269 Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! 692 00:45:30,290 --> 00:45:31,583 Merry Christmas! 693 00:45:33,001 --> 00:45:35,003 Oh, my gosh! I almost forgot! 694 00:45:38,903 --> 00:45:40,237 I made you cookies. 695 00:45:45,144 --> 00:45:47,021 This is the best Christmas ever. 696 00:45:48,767 --> 00:45:50,823 Don't tell Santa I was up. Really. 697 00:45:50,845 --> 00:45:52,388 OK, I'm going to bed now. 698 00:45:52,563 --> 00:45:56,441 I can't go to sleep. No way I can go to sleep. I just met Santa's helpers! 699 00:45:57,609 --> 00:45:59,528 I think, I broke my collarbone. 700 00:45:59,661 --> 00:46:02,122 No! It's OK. Going to bed now. 701 00:46:02,364 --> 00:46:04,116 Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! 702 00:46:07,152 --> 00:46:10,144 New plan. We're not going to the post office anymore. 703 00:46:10,292 --> 00:46:11,937 We're Santa's hairy helpers. 704 00:46:11,966 --> 00:46:15,970 And we don't rest until every one of these gifts gets delivered. 705 00:46:38,383 --> 00:46:41,164 Skipper, progress report. 706 00:46:41,224 --> 00:46:45,269 Only 152 cities left to go. 707 00:46:46,810 --> 00:46:48,270 Skipper, look! 708 00:46:51,138 --> 00:46:53,424 -New York! -It's still here! 709 00:46:53,478 --> 00:46:56,273 -It's still beautiful! -And it's still gonna be here, 710 00:46:56,294 --> 00:46:57,924 when we're done! 711 00:46:57,962 --> 00:47:00,882 All right, New York, let's do this! 712 00:47:06,226 --> 00:47:10,203 On the 88th day of Julianuary, 713 00:47:10,243 --> 00:47:12,871 my true love sent to me, 714 00:47:12,946 --> 00:47:17,508 a great, big present for me, 715 00:47:17,813 --> 00:47:22,776 Oh, Amelia. Did you ever feel like you're just wasting away? 716 00:47:25,342 --> 00:47:28,803 This is the worst Julianuary ever. 717 00:47:30,527 --> 00:47:32,321 -King Julien? -Hello. 718 00:47:32,404 --> 00:47:35,657 Haven't you heard of knocking? I could have been naked in here. 719 00:47:35,691 --> 00:47:39,027 I'm sorry if I ruined your Julianuary. 720 00:47:40,052 --> 00:47:41,488 I don't understand. 721 00:47:41,572 --> 00:47:46,222 I have all the presents. Why do I feel so empty inside? 722 00:47:46,343 --> 00:47:48,720 I don't know. But back there, 723 00:47:48,804 --> 00:47:51,515 when we were all giving presents to each other, 724 00:47:51,557 --> 00:47:53,767 it was pretty good. 725 00:47:53,850 --> 00:47:58,522 Hey! Why don't you give one to your girlfriend Amelia over there. 726 00:47:58,564 --> 00:48:01,402 -I bet she'd like it. -No, she's not my girlfriend. 727 00:48:01,457 --> 00:48:06,253 I don't want to. OK, fine, I'll do it! Keep your chubby hands off. 728 00:48:06,579 --> 00:48:10,041 Here, Amelia. Merry Julianuary. 729 00:48:11,109 --> 00:48:12,986 Look at the smile on Amelia. 730 00:48:15,122 --> 00:48:18,250 Making her feel good, makes me feel good. 731 00:48:18,333 --> 00:48:21,670 Kind of warm and tingly on the inside. 732 00:48:21,712 --> 00:48:24,049 Like pinworms! Come, fat man! 733 00:48:24,087 --> 00:48:27,256 We must share with the world what I have discovered! 734 00:48:31,276 --> 00:48:32,495 We did it. 735 00:48:32,598 --> 00:48:36,769 Every single present delivered and accounted for. 736 00:48:36,813 --> 00:48:40,066 Goodbye, empty bags. Hello, New... 737 00:48:40,414 --> 00:48:43,775 No! There's still a few left in this one! 738 00:48:43,867 --> 00:48:46,703 No. No! No more! I can't take it. 739 00:48:46,737 --> 00:48:49,448 I'll throw it in the river. It'll be like we never saw them. 740 00:48:49,473 --> 00:48:50,849 Give me that. 741 00:48:51,141 --> 00:48:52,848 Wait, they're... they're for us. 742 00:48:52,919 --> 00:48:53,715 -What? -Melman. 743 00:48:53,736 --> 00:48:54,639 -Really? -Marty. 744 00:48:54,660 --> 00:48:56,920 -Get out of here. -Alex! And me! 745 00:48:57,333 --> 00:49:00,544 No way! Candied yams from Sylvia's! 746 00:49:00,604 --> 00:49:03,232 And they're still hot! They're still hot. 747 00:49:03,268 --> 00:49:06,897 An inflatable hippo pool? And chlorine?! 748 00:49:07,624 --> 00:49:09,668 Oh, yeah. That's the stuff. 749 00:49:10,051 --> 00:49:12,085 Dr. Maneesh's neck massager! 750 00:49:12,129 --> 00:49:15,748 -What'd you get, Alex? -Snow falling down, 751 00:49:15,757 --> 00:49:19,011 on my beautiful city. How did he know? 752 00:49:19,078 --> 00:49:22,915 That's why Santa's Santa. The big man's got some talent. 753 00:49:23,015 --> 00:49:26,268 We can't leave him back there dancing around with that bump on his head. 754 00:49:26,351 --> 00:49:29,313 -We gotta go back and help him. -The good news is there's enough, 755 00:49:29,454 --> 00:49:33,000 sparkly stuff to get us back to Madagascar. 756 00:49:33,233 --> 00:49:37,028 -Is there bad news? -Only enough to get to Madagascar. 757 00:49:37,112 --> 00:49:38,113 Put it back! 758 00:49:38,455 --> 00:49:42,686 So it's Madagascar or... home? 759 00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:50,968 There she is, fellas! 760 00:49:52,561 --> 00:49:56,898 Maybe next Christmas, New York. Skipper, full speed ahead! 761 00:49:57,732 --> 00:50:00,569 This is the life. 762 00:50:03,471 --> 00:50:07,642 It says, "To Mort. Happy Julianuary. 763 00:50:07,751 --> 00:50:09,294 Love, King Julien." 764 00:50:09,528 --> 00:50:12,534 A coconut! Thank you, King Julien! 765 00:50:12,614 --> 00:50:15,135 OK, boys, let's take her down. 766 00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:17,202 We just lost one of our engines! 767 00:50:17,336 --> 00:50:20,672 I thought you said there was enough sparkly stuff to get us there! 768 00:50:20,806 --> 00:50:22,325 -I did. -Then what happened? 769 00:50:22,371 --> 00:50:23,706 I was wrong! 770 00:50:25,185 --> 00:50:28,271 Red Night Goblin! The Red Night Goblin's coming! 771 00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:35,447 Come on, Private. Think happy thoughts. Happy thoughts. 772 00:50:43,246 --> 00:50:45,730 The Red Night Goblin's attacking again! 773 00:50:45,783 --> 00:50:47,368 Brace for impact! 774 00:50:51,666 --> 00:50:52,837 Oh, no. 775 00:50:57,893 --> 00:50:59,478 He's alive! 776 00:51:02,406 --> 00:51:05,674 Where am I? The children. The presents! 777 00:51:05,745 --> 00:51:09,346 -He got his memory back. -Terrible crisis, Santa! 778 00:51:09,421 --> 00:51:12,174 The South Polers stole sleigh for joyride! 779 00:51:12,258 --> 00:51:14,843 -Now, Christmas is ruined! -What?! 780 00:51:14,943 --> 00:51:17,983 That's an outright Christmas lie with all the trimmings. 781 00:51:18,022 --> 00:51:21,283 Yeah, Christmas isn't ruined. We delivered everything. 782 00:51:21,366 --> 00:51:24,686 it's the truth. Santa, the South Polers saved Christmas. 783 00:51:24,725 --> 00:51:26,371 Cupid, stay out of this! 784 00:51:27,773 --> 00:51:30,651 I grow tired of your reindeer games. 785 00:51:30,734 --> 00:51:33,529 We want to be... bipolar. 786 00:51:34,071 --> 00:51:35,948 Son of the gun. 787 00:51:36,281 --> 00:51:40,338 -So you really delivered all the gifts? -It's the least we could do. 788 00:51:40,408 --> 00:51:43,163 And you even found Liechtenstein? 789 00:51:43,538 --> 00:51:44,498 Liechety-what? 790 00:51:45,549 --> 00:51:49,511 Oh, chestnuts! Those children will be up any minute now! 791 00:51:49,545 --> 00:51:52,631 -This way, Santa. -But there's no sparkly stuff left. 792 00:51:52,664 --> 00:51:55,250 I'll use the reserve tank then. 793 00:51:55,384 --> 00:51:58,303 -Oh, reserve tank. -Hey, Santa, wait! 794 00:51:58,387 --> 00:52:01,181 -My friends and I... -Thank you all for everything! 795 00:52:01,223 --> 00:52:03,137 -Santa, wait! -If that sleigh leaves, 796 00:52:03,166 --> 00:52:05,210 and you're not with Santa, you'll regret it. 797 00:52:05,293 --> 00:52:08,754 -Farewell, Private. -We'll always have Madagascar! 798 00:52:08,806 --> 00:52:10,224 -Santa! -Wait! 799 00:52:10,353 --> 00:52:15,650 And Julien, you're officially off the naughty list! 800 00:52:15,866 --> 00:52:19,471 What? You can't take me off the naughty list. 801 00:52:19,526 --> 00:52:22,302 I am the naughty list! 802 00:52:22,344 --> 00:52:23,385 What's the naughty list? 803 00:52:23,406 --> 00:52:25,908 Merry Christmas! 804 00:52:27,804 --> 00:52:30,352 Well, looks like Santa's back in business. 805 00:52:30,435 --> 00:52:32,960 And we're back in Madagascar. 806 00:52:33,036 --> 00:52:36,164 And you know what? We're gonna have the best Christmas ever. 807 00:52:36,238 --> 00:52:37,281 Right here! 808 00:52:44,548 --> 00:52:48,552 This'll get me back on the naughty list. Coconut ball fight! 809 00:52:53,093 --> 00:52:55,095 All right, let's give these babies a spin. 810 00:52:55,177 --> 00:52:58,180 I can't stop! I can't stop! 811 00:52:59,673 --> 00:53:02,801 Rockefeller Center ain't got nothin' on this! 812 00:53:03,418 --> 00:53:06,171 Well, we may not have gotten home for Christmas, 813 00:53:06,245 --> 00:53:08,345 but we got snow! 814 00:53:08,407 --> 00:53:10,409 I wouldn't do that if I were you. 815 00:53:11,568 --> 00:53:15,197 -It's not snow! It's not snow! -See, Marty? It's not what you get. 816 00:53:15,225 --> 00:53:17,978 -It's what you give. -Give it a rest! 817 00:53:18,858 --> 00:53:22,487 I'm so naughty. Mort, you're next! 818 00:53:23,167 --> 00:53:25,378 Alex, you OK? 819 00:53:26,516 --> 00:53:27,976 Who's Alex? 820 00:53:29,027 --> 00:53:33,323 Merry Christmas and happy Julianuary, everybody! 821 00:54:28,350 --> 00:54:29,930 He looks so sad. 822 00:54:30,545 --> 00:54:31,350 Rico! 823 00:54:31,371 --> 00:54:33,351 I want that tree up to muster. 824 00:54:36,226 --> 00:54:37,367 Check! Kowalski! 825 00:54:37,492 --> 00:54:40,580 What's the status on the approved musical selection? 826 00:54:40,666 --> 00:54:42,050 It's scheduled to begin... 827 00:54:42,110 --> 00:54:43,140 ...now. 828 00:54:43,810 --> 00:54:44,901 Excelente! 829 00:54:44,979 --> 00:54:45,811 Right on track. 830 00:54:45,832 --> 00:54:46,832 Skipper! 831 00:54:46,936 --> 00:54:48,626 Veggie pudding at 1900 hours. 832 00:54:48,930 --> 00:54:51,530 ULOG to commence on my mark. 833 00:54:51,644 --> 00:54:52,684 Engage! 834 00:54:53,295 --> 00:54:54,450 ULOG engaged. 835 00:54:54,550 --> 00:54:55,716 - Checkamundo! - Skipper! 836 00:54:55,737 --> 00:54:57,439 Eggnog at 2100 hours. 837 00:54:57,480 --> 00:55:00,025 Writing our names in the snow at 21:05. 838 00:55:00,085 --> 00:55:01,821 - Skipper! - What is it, Private? 839 00:55:01,881 --> 00:55:05,909 Ted, the polar bear, is all alone this holiday, and he seems so sad! 840 00:55:05,971 --> 00:55:08,081 Could we bring him a present to cheer him up? 841 00:55:08,186 --> 00:55:09,250 Kowalski! 842 00:55:10,019 --> 00:55:10,750 Negative, Skipper. 843 00:55:10,800 --> 00:55:13,261 We have four presents, and there are four of us. 844 00:55:13,380 --> 00:55:14,537 We can go and get him something. 845 00:55:14,558 --> 00:55:16,416 Sorry, Private, no can do. 846 00:55:16,437 --> 00:55:18,755 But no one should be sad and alone in Christmas. 847 00:55:18,914 --> 00:55:19,632 Exactly. 848 00:55:19,711 --> 00:55:22,370 So, throw those troubles away and be merry. 849 00:55:22,660 --> 00:55:24,300 - Pronto! - But, Skipper... 850 00:55:24,321 --> 00:55:25,680 That's an order, mister. 851 00:55:25,681 --> 00:55:28,357 All right, boys, stand by for eggnog. 852 00:55:28,378 --> 00:55:29,257 Aye, aye, Skipper. 853 00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:31,340 - Eggnog! - Private? 854 00:55:31,410 --> 00:55:33,819 - I'll pass, thank you. - Eggnog, eggnog, eggnog... 855 00:55:35,730 --> 00:55:38,698 Go, go, go..! 856 00:55:38,729 --> 00:55:44,179 Chug, chug, chug..! 857 00:55:44,449 --> 00:55:45,529 Well done, Rico! 858 00:55:45,841 --> 00:55:48,490 This guy can really hold his nog. 859 00:55:51,317 --> 00:55:53,317 2110 hours, boys. 860 00:55:53,448 --> 00:55:54,868 Engage cranberries. 861 00:55:55,710 --> 00:55:56,730 Rico! 862 00:55:56,750 --> 00:55:57,940 Not at the table. 863 00:55:58,397 --> 00:55:59,697 Hold on a second. 864 00:55:59,740 --> 00:56:00,740 Something's missing... 865 00:56:00,741 --> 00:56:02,980 Cranberries, check. Eggnog, check. 866 00:56:03,051 --> 00:56:04,490 Give me a head count. 867 00:56:04,942 --> 00:56:06,012 We have three heads, sir. 868 00:56:06,101 --> 00:56:07,320 Where's the Private? 869 00:56:07,321 --> 00:56:10,210 I don't know, it would appear that he's... missing. 870 00:56:10,211 --> 00:56:12,410 Missing? Hoover Damn! 871 00:56:12,561 --> 00:56:14,440 Wait. There he is! 872 00:56:14,491 --> 00:56:16,030 He just went to bed. 873 00:56:16,540 --> 00:56:19,130 What the..? What have you done with Private? 874 00:56:19,231 --> 00:56:20,043 Talk, mister! 875 00:56:20,064 --> 00:56:20,879 Skipper! 876 00:56:20,926 --> 00:56:21,808 Over here. 877 00:56:21,853 --> 00:56:23,902 I'll deal with you later. 878 00:56:24,132 --> 00:56:26,922 Oh, no! He must be out there all by himself. 879 00:56:27,096 --> 00:56:30,616 He's one of us, men, you all know the penguin credo. 880 00:56:30,637 --> 00:56:32,516 "Never bathe in hot oil and Bisquick"? 881 00:56:32,556 --> 00:56:33,655 No! 882 00:56:34,362 --> 00:56:36,326 No! That's the walrus credo! 883 00:56:36,506 --> 00:56:38,199 "Never swim alone. " 884 00:56:38,220 --> 00:56:40,299 Private's out there all by himself... 885 00:56:40,320 --> 00:56:42,469 ...and we never leave one of our own. 886 00:56:42,563 --> 00:56:44,240 Oh... yeah. 887 00:56:44,289 --> 00:56:45,078 Now, let's go! 888 00:56:53,102 --> 00:56:54,952 Oh! That's perfect! 889 00:56:55,437 --> 00:56:57,317 Just the thing for a sad polar bear. 890 00:57:05,308 --> 00:57:07,538 Kowalski? Analysis. 891 00:57:09,304 --> 00:57:13,094 Adrenalin sweating sardines. These tracks are fresh. 892 00:57:13,761 --> 00:57:16,311 He's close, I can feel it. 893 00:57:20,140 --> 00:57:22,110 What kind of cut-rate junk is this? 894 00:57:22,520 --> 00:57:24,560 It's lousy workmanship, that's what it is. 895 00:57:24,830 --> 00:57:25,997 We may have a problem. 896 00:57:26,058 --> 00:57:30,239 Look at all this junk, these are no good at all! Junk! 897 00:57:30,310 --> 00:57:32,487 We need to get closer. 10 o'clock, men. 898 00:57:32,604 --> 00:57:34,273 Plan, plan, plan! 899 00:57:40,389 --> 00:57:43,444 So this is where you're hiding all the good stuff! 900 00:57:43,481 --> 00:57:44,733 He's in trouble! 901 00:57:45,621 --> 00:57:47,611 - Kaboom. - Lay down, soldier! 902 00:57:48,200 --> 00:57:49,850 We're in observation mode. 903 00:57:50,600 --> 00:57:52,500 Now, this is workmanship. 904 00:57:52,932 --> 00:57:55,382 So, where's the goshdang squeaker on this thing? 905 00:57:55,430 --> 00:57:56,910 It's gotta have a squeaker... 906 00:57:57,375 --> 00:57:58,895 Now, that's more like it. 907 00:57:59,009 --> 00:58:00,879 Hey, stupid! I want this one. 908 00:58:01,052 --> 00:58:02,730 - Grand Coulee Dam! - Where's my change?! 909 00:58:02,782 --> 00:58:03,981 Private's been captured! 910 00:58:04,051 --> 00:58:05,250 Taxi! 911 00:58:06,731 --> 00:58:08,571 Not on my watch, blue hair. 912 00:58:08,767 --> 00:58:09,767 Kowalski! 913 00:58:12,873 --> 00:58:14,413 Hey, I'm walking here! 914 00:58:25,239 --> 00:58:27,369 Do I got a tip for you? Drop dead! 915 00:58:29,113 --> 00:58:31,273 Good evening, m'am, Merry Christmas to you. 916 00:58:31,509 --> 00:58:32,598 Buzz off! 917 00:58:34,730 --> 00:58:35,790 Skipper... 918 00:58:35,945 --> 00:58:37,165 How are we gonna get inside? 919 00:58:37,950 --> 00:58:39,850 Kaboom, kaboom. 920 00:58:40,040 --> 00:58:41,680 I have a better idea. 921 00:58:41,888 --> 00:58:44,638 Oh, boy, that's gonna hurt! 922 00:58:53,950 --> 00:58:56,600 Very generous, sir. You have a Merry Christmas. 923 00:58:56,700 --> 00:58:57,710 Hold that elevator! 924 00:58:58,090 --> 00:58:59,410 - Skipper! - Private! 925 00:58:59,980 --> 00:59:01,090 Step on it, Kowalski. 926 00:59:15,228 --> 00:59:17,685 What comes down, must go up. 927 00:59:17,706 --> 00:59:18,805 Skipper. 928 00:59:20,212 --> 00:59:21,082 All right, men. 929 00:59:21,201 --> 00:59:23,660 Commence operation: "Special Delivery" 930 00:59:41,864 --> 00:59:43,594 'Tacky mushrooms! 931 00:59:43,620 --> 00:59:46,646 - No more Mr. Cute and cuddly. - Kaboom, kaboom, kaboom! 932 00:59:46,675 --> 00:59:49,274 Rico! Enough with the dynamite already. 933 00:59:51,080 --> 00:59:54,040 Why does Christmas have to be every year? 934 00:59:54,900 --> 00:59:55,980 What a pain in the..! 935 00:59:57,130 --> 00:59:59,170 The taping... it's so sticky! 936 01:00:00,280 --> 01:00:01,348 There we go! 937 01:00:01,650 --> 01:00:04,667 Oh, you'll make such a nice Christmas present... 938 01:00:04,668 --> 01:00:06,650 ...for my Mr. Chew. 939 01:00:07,250 --> 01:00:09,500 Oh, no Mr. Chew, 940 01:00:09,750 --> 01:00:13,031 you'll have to wait until morning to open your present. 941 01:00:13,300 --> 01:00:16,430 Yes you do. Who is mommy's big boy? 942 01:00:16,710 --> 01:00:17,760 Who is he? 943 01:00:30,600 --> 01:00:31,780 Nice doggie! Good doggie! 944 01:00:34,070 --> 01:00:35,980 Good boy, down, down, don't eat me... 945 01:00:36,001 --> 01:00:38,601 ...no, no, good boy, leave me alone, don't eat me! 946 01:00:41,290 --> 01:00:43,405 Santa Claus has come to town. 947 01:00:43,545 --> 01:00:44,694 Skipper! 948 01:00:53,100 --> 01:00:53,930 Help me, guys! 949 01:00:54,180 --> 01:00:56,240 - Kowalski, secure the Private. - I'm on it. 950 01:00:58,312 --> 01:01:00,102 Watch your back. Canine, two o'clock. 951 01:01:00,123 --> 01:01:02,342 - I'm gonna need some cover fire. - Rico! 952 01:01:12,070 --> 01:01:14,160 - Kowalski! Status? - Almost there, Skipper. 953 01:01:24,611 --> 01:01:26,451 Let him have it, Rico. 954 01:01:36,850 --> 01:01:38,300 Holy butterball! 955 01:01:39,490 --> 01:01:40,870 No, no, don't eat me! 956 01:01:40,871 --> 01:01:42,670 Kowalski! Give me options. 957 01:01:44,400 --> 01:01:45,400 Skipper. 958 01:01:45,628 --> 01:01:46,821 Excelente! 959 01:01:46,935 --> 01:01:49,884 Engage operation: "Stocking Stuffer" 960 01:02:17,388 --> 01:02:18,128 High five... 961 01:02:18,231 --> 01:02:19,170 ...low five... 962 01:02:19,171 --> 01:02:19,990 ...down low... 963 01:02:19,991 --> 01:02:21,070 ...too slow. 964 01:02:21,094 --> 01:02:23,333 I think our work here is done. 965 01:02:27,350 --> 01:02:28,410 Rico! 966 01:02:28,900 --> 01:02:31,120 She didn't see anything. 967 01:02:33,310 --> 01:02:35,700 Let's blow this popsicle stand, boys. 968 01:02:36,550 --> 01:02:37,550 Kaboom? 969 01:02:37,650 --> 01:02:40,060 Yes, Rico. Kaboom. 970 01:02:43,450 --> 01:02:44,450 Come on, boys. 971 01:02:45,150 --> 01:02:46,680 What is all this? 972 01:02:46,770 --> 01:02:49,450 Mr. Chew, this is all your fault! 973 01:02:50,160 --> 01:02:51,233 Bad dog! 974 01:02:51,522 --> 01:02:53,941 You are on a big time out! 975 01:02:55,420 --> 01:02:56,865 Thanks for rescuing me, Skipper. 976 01:02:56,966 --> 01:02:59,050 Thank nothing of it, young Private. 977 01:02:59,051 --> 01:03:00,540 It's the least we could do. 978 01:03:00,600 --> 01:03:02,302 You remember the penguin credo? 979 01:03:02,391 --> 01:03:05,081 What does deep frying in Bisquick have to do with any of this? 980 01:03:05,191 --> 01:03:07,180 Not that one! The other one! 981 01:03:07,181 --> 01:03:08,714 "Never swim alone"! 982 01:03:08,847 --> 01:03:09,800 Alone! 983 01:03:09,821 --> 01:03:11,738 On Christmas! Don't you get it? 984 01:03:11,841 --> 01:03:15,380 Come on, people, do I have to explain this to everybody? 985 01:03:15,431 --> 01:03:20,010 Poor Ted, he's all alone on Christmas, with no one to swim with. 986 01:03:22,390 --> 01:03:24,310 It's not too late, young Private. 987 01:03:24,511 --> 01:03:27,170 I've got a new plan to fit him in. 988 01:03:31,319 --> 01:03:32,240 Guys..! 989 01:03:32,350 --> 01:03:36,100 Seriously, this is the best Christmas I've ever had. 990 01:03:36,184 --> 01:03:38,733 Well, there it is then, Merry Christmas for everyone. 991 01:03:39,051 --> 01:03:40,921 What the..? Who could that be? 992 01:03:41,079 --> 01:03:42,788 Oh, I hope you don't mind. 993 01:03:43,230 --> 01:03:45,285 I invited a few friends over. 994 01:03:45,325 --> 01:03:46,134 What?! 995 01:03:46,180 --> 01:03:48,328 ♪ Jingle bells, Monkey smells... 996 01:03:48,388 --> 01:03:50,161 ♪... Melman laid an egg... 997 01:03:50,484 --> 01:03:52,474 ♪... Marty thinks that Alex stinks... 998 01:03:52,554 --> 01:03:54,673 ♪... and the camel says: Oy Vey!